Ep 563 - No Nut Clarity (feat. Chris O'Connor & Dave Temple)

What this episode is about

In this discussion, comedians Dave Temple and Chris O'Connor explore unconventional topics such as the nuances of male sex work and the humorous aspects of self-image, particularly focusing on intimate body parts and grooming trends like anal bleaching. Their comedic banter reflects on societal perceptions of masculinity and the curiosity surrounding self-exploration.

Key takeaways

• When art meets anatomy: Who knew buttholes could make it to MoMA?
• OnlyFans for men: A thriving industry defying stereotypes and challenging traditional masculinity.
• Ever peep your own butthole? Turns out, curiosity is just another human quirk.
• Anal bleaching: The beauty standard few discuss but many quietly consider. Who started this trend?
• Sexual discomfort is par for the course—just don’t expect constructive criticism during the act!

Who speaks in this episode?

• Matt McCusker (Host) · 31 min speaking
• Shane Gillis (Host) · 23 min speaking
• Dave Temple (Guest) · 15 min speaking
• Chris O'Connor (Guest) · 8 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Dude Wipes, Yucatan Peninsula, Chris O' Conor, Dave Temple
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Dude Wipes, Mexico, Indo-European languages
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Sabrina Carpenter
4. 30:00 – 40:00: BetterHelp, Sabrina Carpenter, Lolita

Notable quotes from "Ep 563 - No Nut Clarity (feat. Chris O'Connor & Dave Temple)"

• Wow. Wow. Wow. Wes. Hey, welcome to Matt and Shane Secret podcast. Here today with comedian Dave Temple and Chris O' Conor. Nice. Thanks for coming, guys.

  about Dave Temple · at 0:00

• Bursting out of like a sand or something. So, it's like Dune. Yeah, true, dude. I was just in Mexico all weekend. Might be my favorite country right now. Yeah, Mexico is sick…

  about Mexico · at 6:29

• They would come out at night time and scurry. It was [ __ ] sick, man. Yeah, it's awesome. I hired a bunch of guys in the Yucatan to try to build a healthc care website for the Chinese.

  about Yucatan Peninsula · at 8:08

• Yeah. This episode of Matt and Shane Secret podcast is brought to you by Dude Wipes. If you're still dry wiping with toilet paper, it's time you show your beehole some respect…

  about Dude Wipes · at 9:25

• They've all just kind of been submerged and you know those Yeah. It's kind of nuts. I was reading the other day about the Indo-Uropean lang like how like I didn't realize the…

  about Indo-European languages · at 17:45

• Fight and it's dude, go take a nap. Turning a nap into a cause. Yeah, for real. That's insane. I was reading an article about Sabrina Carpenter cuz there it was actually pretty…

  about Sabrina Carpenter · at 29:40

• You feel like you're carrying the weight of the world, talk to someone, a friend, a family, or a professional. BetterHelp has over 35,000 licensed therapists you can connect…

  about BetterHelp · at 31:28

• She's a very small petite lady. And they're saying, and it's actually kind of overt. Her cover to her, I think her new album is the same as the book cover of Lolita, which is…

  about Lolita · at 32:15

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Dave Temple — Person · Main guest · 1 mention · first at 0:02
  Introduced at the top as a comedian guest and participates throughout the conversation.
• Chris O' Conor — Person · Main guest · 1 mention · first at 0:04
  Introduced alongside Dave Temple as a comedian guest; contributes to the episode’s riffing and discussion.
  Wow. Wow. Wow. Wes. Hey, welcome to Matt and Shane Secret podcast. Here today with comedian Dave Temple and Chris O' Conor. Nice. Thanks for coming, guys.
• Sabrina Carpenter — Person · Referenced public figure (pop musician) used in a cultural critique · 3 mentions · first at 29:43
  Discussed as an example in a debate about “soft girl lifestyle” discourse and alleged aesthetic/sexual signaling (Lolita reference).
• Timothy Leary — Person · Referenced expert/figure from history of psychology & psychedelics · 1 mention
  Cited as an example of a controversial thinker; used to support a speculative argument about optimal childbearing age and health outcomes.

Books & papers

• Lolita — Book · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at 32:23
  Mentioned in the context of a discussion about album covers and controversial themes.

Concepts & topics

• Indo-European languages — Concept · Core topic · 1 mention · first at 17:57
  Discussed in the context of linguistic connections and historical language evolution.

Places & events

• Mexico — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 6:33
  Discussed as a favorite travel destination with cultural and geographical insights.
• Yucatan Peninsula — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 7:33
  Mentioned as a specific region in Mexico with historical and cultural significance.

Sponsors

• Dude Wipes — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 9:27
  Promoted as a superior alternative to traditional toilet paper for hygiene purposes.
• BetterHelp — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 30:55
  Promoted as an online therapy service to help men deal with mental health stigmas.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wes. Hey, welcome to Matt and Shane Secret podcast. Here today with comedian Dave Temple and Chris O' Conor. Nice. Thanks for coming, guys. This is the first time in this setup. Never been in my I've done stuff in my like office. Um I don't think it was well received, but yeah, this is this is first time revealing my office apartment office. My little bop house. My little content house. It's what I really do. I come here and I just masturbate for gay men. Right. Right. My only fans is popping. Huge stuff. I just show my butthole. Yo, dudes who get into that are fascinating. Like guy sex workers.

0:40 Cuz I don't know. I don't know how you get into faking sex as a man. Like I get it for ladies. I don't think you do. I think you just [ __ ] come and you're like "Yeah I I meant that. It's all about just getting paid." I I actually I saw one of those things where you know they take like a super high-res picture of like your eye and make it like art. Yeah. Yeah. I want to do that for my butthole. That's kind of cool. So people will like come stand in front of it and be like Yeah. It's so close up and so detailed they kind of don't know what it is. Like a Is that a nautilus shell in a way? Yes. Just a bunch of capillaries and veins. Like, is this the Grand Canyon? A giant hemorrhoid. That's the Colorado River, right? Just get that put in like MoMA. Yeah, you could get that picture taken and just see what you're working with. Yeah, if you got a super close zoom on the new iPhone, you could probably get a good portrait mode.

1:41 Portrait mode would be nice. Have any of you guys actually seen your butthole? No. Like never taken the time to actually bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks. I'm pretty sure. Into the mirror, you're saying? Yeah, because I always wonder I used to do a joke about this about like how did they come up with the concept of anal bleaching? You know what I mean? Like who saw their [ __ ] to be dissatisfied with that? Probably probably a girl. Yeah, that's kind of nuts. It was a girl for sure. Absolutely. She just saw she had a disgusting like hairy [ __ ] and I was like I got to Why not get it waxed? Why would you bleach? Do you bleach the hairs or the hole itself? No, cuz your butthole gets stained with poo I think. Yeah. Over time. I think I think I think mine's got to be an absolute abyss just in the rings of Saturn. It darkens up. I haven't checked mine. I don't know if it has. I What

2:32 happens to me is I'll like bend down. I'll just like as soon as I'm done I just get naked like in my bedroom. I'm naked and then I'll like go to plug up my phone charger and bend over in front of my wife and it'll just be I'll feel like the air enter my [ __ ] and I'll be like [ __ ] she's looking right at my butthole. I thought you meant she runs up and blows in it. There's no wind. Yeah, it's her gaze that a little hand fan just that'd be nice. Yeah. I don't I don't know. I think I did look at my [ __ ] once cuz like I got a hairy [ __ ] like late in the game. Yeah. Yeah. You know how like I don't know like in college I didn't have like chest hair. Yeah. And now I do, you know? I don't know. Yeah. just so and I I think there was at one point my I was like you know wipe my ass and it was like real hairy and I was like well that's weird and I wanted to get a look at like what it what the you know

3:22 what it looked like. Yeah. Yeah. You you probably could sneak there. Yeah. I didn't know if it was like a you know if it was patchy or whether it was like a nice just clean it's like I have a good grain to it. It's like even better than your beard. You know what I mean? It's just like wow. Yeah. You want to know if you had to treat it though. Right. Right. Right. So wait, you're saying fecal matter? It really smooths it. It does. Gives it a nice shine. Is your [ __ ] actually stained from poop? I don't think it's stained from poop. I think I don't think it's stained from poop. I think the skin just stretches and stuff like that and kind of like, you know, that's what makes it dark. I don't know. It gets brown. I think it's brown. It's not brown. Your asshole's like I think it's the color of like vagina lips.

4:04 You know what I mean? There's like color concentration in those things, I think. But you can't like bleach a vagina, can you? Yeah. Yeah. Those people will put bleaching. You can do uh vaginoplasties. That's a new thing women are doing to like reduce their their like to get like a certain look on their lips. No meat curtains. You're talking about to tuck them back in. Exactly. Yeah. Rejuvenation. Vaginal rejuvenation. I'm against it, bro. Are you? Yes. You got to leave those things if you you like a good ham and cheese sandwich, huh?

4:32 It's also crazy. Nobody cares. It's like and nobody gives a [ __ ] if you don't. There was a girl I dated once that had like a flap. You know what? Like one one side had a flap and it made it like it made entry more difficult. You know what I mean? I know what you talking about. It's like that thing that hangs off the side. I don't think I'd mind that if I got to like LAR and be like, "God damn, give me a second, babe. I can't get it in." Holy [ __ ] You think on her part it was more like ow. Oh yeah. the things in the way. Worst that's dude. It's the worst.

5:07 Once a woman feels comfortable enough to complain during sex. Yeah. It's It's the sexual version of biting your lip. Yeah. True. It sucks. Ow. Catching one of those during sex is not pleasant. [ __ ] All right, I'm done. I can't continue now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just furious. Like really to say it like that? All right. Sorry. Done this before 100 times. Never had a problem. What's the [ __ ] problem now? Ow, dude. Yeah, that was Oh, yeah. I got I don't know. I'll get a picture of my I'll get a picture of my butthole tonight. I'll I'll tell you. I think I think we should get it though with the the the retina cam, you know, like the Yes. What lens is the best for that? Yeah. You want it You want to be able to blow it up and put it on a billboard. You know what I mean? You want that level of resolution.

5:59 That would be dope to just have it hanging like over your couch and just don't say anything to anyone at all as far as it could look just like a star explode if you made it like a negative image. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah, it could. Yeah. And then just have a very clear shot of your penis next to it. Just slowly leave just slowly zoom out little by little throughout your house when they finally like, "Yo, this is my bedroom." Like, "Oh, this has been your [ __ ] [ __ ] the entire time." Yeah. No, you'd have to you'd have to do a little Photoshop. have it like like bursting out of like a sand or something. So, it's like Dune. Yeah, true, dude. I was uh I was just in Mexico all weekend. Might be my favorite country right now. Yeah, Mexico is sick, dude. Really? I'm like seriously considering like I kept telling my wife the whole time I was like, I'm going to chug a gallon of water and just fully

6:46 trans just be have like a Mexican belly. Yeah. Yeah. I want I just want to just like I just want to completely switch over to the Mexican belly. Yeah. Just like whatever is in their water. I want that. I'm gonna go through I'm gonna go through [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] for like a month and just I want to like keep drinking the water here, get it imported, and just have a Mexican belly. Yeah, dude. I I get a Mexican belly every once in a while. Dude, yeah. If I go on like a straight beer bender, you know what I mean? Like no hard alcohol, three, four days in I get a Mexican belly. Do you really? Yeah.

7:21 Get Matazuma's revenge. Dude, it's probably it's it might be my favorite place. I haven't like traveled outside the US in a while. It was [ __ ] awesome, man. What city were you? Riviera Maya. So, I was in the Yucatan Peninsula and I I didn't know that. I was just like cuz I've been reading about the Mayans just getting absolutely [ __ ] by the Spaniards. Just devast they like devastated themselves beforehand. I didn't know that. Yeah. But I was reading about that. So, I like knew all the towns. They were like Campa all these towns.

7:50 And I'm like, I know where that is. This is Yucatan Peninsula. like, "Dude, you're in the Yucatan Peninsula." I was like, "All right, my bad." Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, dude, it was uh, dude, it was so sick. It was in the jungle like at night time, like little They weren't monkeys. They're called like cape capers or kapuchins, something. I don't know what the [ __ ] they were, but they looked like raccoons mixed with monkeys, and they would come out at night time and scurry. It was [ __ ] sick, man. Yeah, it's awesome. I hired a bunch of guys in the Yucatan to try to build a healthc care website for the Chinese.

8:19 Are you Are you a Spaniard? Christopher Cortez. Hold on. Hold on. I swear to God. You hired a bunch of people from the Yucatan to build a Chinese website. Yeah. I like That's like a crazy triangulation. Yeah. I was It was like Yeah. I don't know when it was early on in standup and I was like, you know, you just do any job you can possibly find. And I was like coaching youth lacrosse and one of the dads put me in touch with this doctor who was Chinese and he was like I need a website made and I was like I can do that.

8:56 No idea how to do that. So uh I found these dudes in the Yucatan that would build websites for like super cheap and uh I hired them and they they just built like kind of the shittiest Were Wait, were they like standing outside of a Home Depot with a laptop? See website in front of a Best Buy now. Chinese doctor website. Yeah. This episode of Matt and Shane Secret podcast is brought to you by Dude Wipes. If you're still dry wiping with toilet paper, it's time you show your beehole some respect and upgrade to dude wipes. Why? Because dude wipes are wet and that extra moisture cleans away what dry never could. They leave no room for dingleberries or stray buttcrumbs that teepee might miss. Plus, they're extra large and designed for adults. Dude wipes tackle the mess without any fuss, and the flushable design makes clean up a breeze. No more endless rolls or settling for less than perfect wipes.

10:00 Uh, riff prompts, "Think about a time when you really could have used dude wipes literally every single day." Yeah, my ass is an absolute disaster. And also wetting the toilet paper, it's not the same. It doesn't do it. It turns into a little tiny like paper dildo you shove up your butt and you're like just comes out disgusting and you're like, "Fuck." Dude, I I had an itchy [ __ ] for a while and I I started hitting the wipes and it did help. That's huge. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. I It's there. I mean, especially when I travel, when I'm in a hotel, it's like I'm always just cursing myself and I don't have the wipes on me cuz in a hotel, my when I travel, my ass I could talk about this for an hour, dude. My ass just goes haywire when I travel. Well, this is the first time I ever had like a chronic itchy [ __ ] Normally, you get an itchy [ __ ] you know, every once in a while. This was like, yeah, just had to

10:47 start plaguing me. You know what I mean? We're early in the morning. You're trying to get a sleep an extra hour and you just can't cuz your [ __ ] is so bad squirming in bed. Well, guys, dude wipes best clean pants down available on Amazon and at major retailers nationwide. I was laughing about the immigrant uh whatchamacallit the it wasn't a parade, the protest. I was laughing about that the other day. It was just the fire parade. No way. There was [ __ ] Mexican dudes at that par at that not parade protest. No way. They're never anywhere like fun. They're always like at work, which is that's where they've been getting most of them is like at work and then like pulling up on them at graduation was cold bloodooded but also genius. They had them at graduation. They were getting them at like high school graduations in LA.

11:32 What? Yeah. Like literally they would just wait for like shake all your teachers hand just be an ICE agent like hey congratulations. Basically, it was just like apparently like ICE like pulled up to the graduation and they're just like making note of who's clapping at Spanish names and then like people kind of became aware of it and then they you just saw a mass exodus. People just started running off the [ __ ] graduation and were people like really upset like Yeah. I wonder how much of that cuz I've actually our it wasn't our neighbors in Philly. Well, there was our neighbors but their their like friends or cousins are ICE agents and I've talked to them and they're like dude it's nowhere.

12:06 We're not doing any of this stuff. They're saying we're doing it. Oh, really? They've claimed like it's all just internet skits. Yeah, it's Key and Peel sketch. I think I could be wrong. I don't know. It's just It's just Duski. They could be biased. I don't know. It would be funny to just buy an ice agent costume. We don't know what an ice agent looks like. Like we all just heard these terms like 5 years ago. I think they're dressed like Striker from Mortal Kombat. That's the exact That's a Dude, the if that protest if they did get immigrants there, that would be genius. But guys, we're going to go surround ICE agents. They just drop a giant [ __ ] net. I got you, [ __ ] I got you. I got you.

12:50 [ __ ] like find an emo just a little Mexican kid. Swim down. Swim down. Abaho. I I love Mexican immigrants. I think they're [ __ ] sick. I like them. Every everyone I've ever met has been awesome. I've never met a uh murder or rapist moment. No. No. Yeah, but I'm sure it's all barbacks. Yeah, it's all dudes just working hard as hell. Yeah, man. So, although Yeah. So, I've never met a murderous me. They're very usually very uptight about the law. I remember I was driving this Mexican guy when I was working. I just started smoking a joint in my car and he looked at me like, "The [ __ ] are you doing?" I was like, "Man, relax." He's like, "No, dude. I'm we get pulled over, I'm fucked." And I was like, "Oh, yeah, my bad." Yeah. Yeah.

13:27 They're scared. Then he tried to rape me. I said, "Anybody that's we don't like that kind of stuff in this country. That's enough of that, man. You didn't know that was against the law. That was just what we do." I wonder where they hide all of the hot Mexican women. I know they have to exist because like Selena was hot. Yes. But like where do you get more Selenas? You know what I mean? Like I saw some babes down in the Yucatan. I'm being honest. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I think the hot ones they don't come here. We get the workh horses. Right. Right.

13:58 We get and they're on an American diet and they just you know what I mean? That's the other thing. I like I was just in uh San Antonio. Everyone down there is [ __ ] fat as [ __ ] right? And it's just like a like it's not from Mexican food though. Like oh you guys came over here and started eating our [ __ ] to excess. You know what I mean? You're not cooking. Cuz I don't think like I get it rice and beans is kind of starchy but not like that. Yeah. And it's not going to balloon you like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's uh I think their bodies can't handle it, too. I think that's like an actual thing. Like they didn't they didn't evolve with our shitty food.

14:34 They were like over there and then we just showed up and their bodies like don't they're like they're used to like storing fat for like a really long time. They're used to like starving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're more keto. They're intermittent fasting for like months at a time. I swear to God, I don't know when I saw like a PBS documentary that was just like the Mexican for real. For real. And it was just showing like it was just you know where they like cut people's heads off and they just showed their fat bodies.

15:05 It was just showing like Mexicans and stuff walking around and the just their like the fat is in all weird places. Yeah, man. Yeah. I mean they're I swear this is true. I swear to God it's PBS. Maybe they they hit a point. If they have enough American food, they become like Russian nesting dolls. But no, I I was in when I was in the Yucatan, I you know, I didn't see a lot of them, man. It was just it was like kind of like slender Mexican babes. Yeah. Tight ponytails. Oh, yeah. And uh I'm I'm not lusting after them. I was just saying it was I didn't It was Yeah.

15:40 You didn't see Nobody You didn't see like the line the line like the linemen women, you know what I mean? Like the offensive line ladies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The tortoise. You didn't see torto. I didn't see any tortoise. But there are It is interesting cuz I feel like I'm I'm confused. Are there indigenous Mexicans or indigenous Mexicans the Indians who are down there? That's what I was kind of confused. Mayans. So, huh. The Mayans were like Indians though. Yeah, they're Indian. Yeah. Yeah. Then there was like Mexicans. So, I'm like confused. I'm trying to I'm going to get a a clear understand. All Indians. Are they all Indians mixed with Spaniards?

16:14 Yeah. Cuz then there's some Mexicans that are so Mexican they look Asian. Do you ever get a load of those guys? I do. So I lived in Bushwick for years and it's mostly Mexicans, but they all look so Asian and they got the same kind of haircut, that bold cut. You know what I mean? Where you're like, "Yeah, cuz the Asians just walked up over that." The Asians walked up over that the land bridge. Did they really? Yeah. In New Mexico. Yeah. And that's then they became Indians. Oh, the bearing straight. I sw it's your your eyes shifting around is what I'm like that's going some level of confirmation here like you with me knock if you're with me I'm thinking you're looking for us to like add or tag on to this and I'm like [ __ ] I don't know whether he's serious or I mean what is an Indian really just a guy once you're looking for yeah once you're looking for food long enough I think you just become an Indian you know

17:02 what I mean if if you walk like 20 miles for a meal I think they do like all right I mean, think about how your head [ __ ] Think about how badass they must they outwalked the Chinese. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Cuz everyone is going, I guess, east at their time to escape what the cold or something. It's like [ __ ] let's check [ __ ] out. That is tight. If like a continent kind of emerges in the ocean, I'd be like, "Let's go check this out." Yeah. Yeah. They just came They just come and go. Like the water levels rise. Like apparently there was a time you used to be able to like walk to Australia from like uh China. There was like a set of Polynesian islands. Oh yeah. That they've all just kind of been submerged and you know those Yeah. It's kind of nuts. I was reading the other day about the uh Indo-Uropean lang like how like I didn't realize the English language is linked to like Arabic uh all those like Indian dialects. It's

17:59 all the same root language. Yeah. So like they said that every other person alive today speaks some form of Indo-European like languages. It's like English, French, Italian, all those ones. Iranian, they're all based on the same root language. Sanskrit as well, which is a dead language now. Yeah. I mean that's I've always I've always said English is the best language. It is. It should. If your word is good enough, it'll become English. What do you mean? Yeah. We'll take it. Yeah. We'll just take it. It's a language. Yeah. Well, dude, language. They said every like 800 years languages are completely like old English is totally unrecognizable now.

18:35 That was the English language. It changes all the time. Yeah, it evolved. It's the sickest. It's It's the only English. It should We should just all knock it off and just go English everywhere. I mean, not not like I'm not saying it in a way like where I'm angry about it or whatever. I don't care. No. No. But it is the most convenient language cuz we're not saying we won't use those words. Just show us the good ones. We'll use them. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I could go Spanish dorian like love making. Maybe just save them.

19:00 Yeah, I'm learning Spanish now. I'm like 2 years into Duolingo, but it sucks because they're like they're teaching me such an old Spaniard version of Spanish. Like my wife is Puerto Rican, so she speaks Caribbean slang and she's like, "You're talking like the way someone would talk in the Bible." Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? It's like Yeah. It's kind of sick though. That's Yeah. Like you're speaking Spanish, but it's like no one talks like that. That's Spain. I was talking to We went out and did like snorkeling. I talked to the tour guide and he was saying that like people from Spain come there, they're like their version of British people basically. Like the way they talk is just kind of like just sounds like snobby, I guess. Yeah. I got put onto that my first one of my earlier times coming to uh Texas. I was in Houston and I met this Mexican girl who was just talking about how like they think Puerto

19:47 Ricans and Dominicans their their Spanish is trash. Like what the [ __ ] But they said people in Spanish think Mexicans are trash. Like the way they talk, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They hold it down. Yeah, I think having like a long colonial empire for a while, you start to kind of look down on everybody is like kind of sucking. Well, here's the other crazy thing. Apparently, it sucks to spend two years learning a language and realize you've been learning like the snoodiest version. Yeah. Yeah. This was like when I was in college learning spent two years working on becoming a condescending par.

20:20 Just sound like an [ __ ] I know. I was just trying to Yeah, you turned me into an [ __ ] I paid thousands of dollars. Now I sound like an absolute jerk off. I could lean into that though, dude. Just [ __ ] him up with some Votros. Be like, "You guys don't know about that." Yeah. Formal. Yeah. It's like the formal like saying we like vo, but it's only used in Spain, I believe. Okay. I don't even think they use it anymore. Really? Yeah. I think it's just an old It's like an old computer language. Like it's the basis of [ __ ] but no one uses it. It's like there indubitably basically. Yeah. Injubitably. I used to tell my teacher, my Spanish teacher in high school, she's like, "You got to hit like the accent." And I'd be like, "No, if I if I'm going to use this language, I'm going to try to get babes and I want my accent." Cuz I never get an accent.

21:03 Like I can have a foreign accent. Why would I? That's also insane, right? Like at some point it becomes almost like a total impression. I know. Could you imagine like a Mexican person just like doing a white accent to like nail English and you'd be like, "Dude, yo, relax man. I don't know if you matched an outfit to it. If you started dressing like the Count of Monte Cristo or something and just going into Mexican bars like darn Skippy. You'd be like, "All right, that's turn it [ __ ] down, bro. Turn it the [ __ ] down." Isn't that happening to Chinese, too? Aren't they getting rid of all the characters? What you mean?

21:42 The like the [ __ ] unworkable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's time to draw a tiny waterfall. Yeah, you can't. Exactly. How do I say this? You have to draw like the sun. You also can't put a tiny waterfall like on a keyboard. Yeah. You know, I know. When I see like Chinese people texting on the train in New York, I'm just like, what the [ __ ] You know, it's like how do you like especially from like you don't even know where to begin. Like I understand they don't read like we do left or right, but you're like wait a minute. Is this the matrix?

22:13 Bottom to the top. I think they read up and down and then also like left. I think Yeah, I think it's right. They're just playing Sudoku all day long. Yeah, I'm all for, you know, just like we'll pick a language and just all rock with it. We kind of have a little bit English kind, Dude, literally Well, that doesn't count because like Arabic and all that stuff, whatever. But yeah, I'd say English just, you know, it's it's the best. I would say it's the best because it can become anything. Yeah. Yeah. And we don't have weird sounds that require like your throat and tongue and nose to get involved. True. True.

22:53 It's a lazy Yeah. Yeah. It's a lazy language, dude. I have a I have a I was I got a haircut the other day and I was It was at like a place my wife goes to. So, it was like just it was a very gay play very gay establishment. Yeah. It was a salon. Yeah. It's like literally a hair salon. And uh like you said, gay barber shop, right? There's got to be a word for this. Barber. It was It was literally a hair salon. I'm such a man. I don't even know what this is. [ __ ] gay. I'll tell you that. Well, I dude, I was sitting there.

23:28 It was dudes are the best. I got He gave me a strict He gave me a strict lecture. He's like, "Do you put product in here?" I was like, "No, really." And he was like, "Dude, gay to straight. It's time. It's time you put something." I was like, "It's good." cell. But I was watching ladies turn it on so hard when they like see gay guys. I watch they all like act like like hi. It's weird. They like do this whole they kind of really sell this whole voice. And I I I came up with a theory. I really think like they are connected on like a soul level. I think like if you live a lifetime as a woman once you like nail it karmically I think you come back as a gay man. As a gay man. Yeah. I think women after like six lifetimes come back as a gay man.

24:07 Yeah. That's like their reward. And they get to [ __ ] dudes. Yes. Yeah. With a penis. That's the Yeah, that's the reward. And still like, you know, like get all decked out with clothes and all that stuff. I don't know. Women know, they're like that, dude. They're so disingenuous. They'll take on anyone that they're talking to. They do the same thing with like babies. You know what I mean? Like women, they'll put they'll put on a totally different facade and voice and bend down and talk to a child completely different. It's like, "Hey [ __ ] I just saw you talk like an adult right there and now you're going to come down and put on kid voice for me." Like you're here. Women are psycho like Yeah. What even are you? They are shape shifters for sure. Absolutely. They are. They're all I've been working with this concept now that like it's crawling on the ceiling. I've been working with this concept now that like a [ __ ] is such

24:56 a disingenuous act. How so? No. Like because they're done with so much enthusiasm upfront. Yeah. But the enthusiasm only gets less and less and less as time goes on. So clearly like you were never really into this. That's fair. And it's like uh like you can imagine the more you've been with a woman, she loves you more. Yeah. So you should be doing that more or at least with more enthusiasm because the love has gone up. Yeah. But it doesn't. So somehow it's like, oh, this is not an act of love. This is more an act of manipulation. I believe you. They they are at root kind of those like Egyptian guys outside of the Gamal kiosk. They'll like polish your one nail really well.

25:37 Then it's just it's a scam. It's totally a scam. It's a [ __ ] scam. Polishing my nail. How they do that? They'll get one. It'll smooth it up and you're like nice. All right. Give me $500 too because they don't come off for like a month. Every day you look at this one shiny nail and you're like what does that say about me? What is that? No, that's I got to I got to imagine on some level for them the thrill is gone, you know. Yeah. For [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I understand, you know. But but what I'm saying is it's like if they needed something, they could turn it on the same way they turn on baby talk or same way they turn on gay talk. True.

26:16 For sure. Yeah. It's I I even uh I've been require some strategy on our part. Yeah. True. You got you got to create things that they need that only a [ __ ] will give them access to. This is turning into a red pill podcast real fast. That's I want to start doing that. Just listening to red pill like me reals in bed next to my wife cuz I caught one the other day. It's like if your wife as soon as a girl you're with stops giving you head, she doesn't love you anymore and you're no long you're now a beta. And I was just like, dude, I'm sending this to her right now. [ __ ] that. It's so funny.

26:51 She has lost all attraction for you and she's thinking about another more successful man. She wants to suck their penis. Those guys are just nonstop, man. Right. Right. It's such a wild like the the men's rights movement is it's like exhausting. Yeah. Like dude, I get it. Yeah. We die in war for sure. Right. It's like jeez, take a [ __ ] breath, man. I just also like the fact that they are hiring street walkers. Like they're literally just finding prostitutes on the street like yo, how much for your time for like the next two hours? Yeah.

27:20 You want to come in and debate? Like it's insane. Just 12 women and just being you guys are [ __ ] And they're like, "Yeah, you're paying me. I can't, right?" And they're just sitting there following their nails like, "Yeah, okay. I'm a whore." And then like one is like actually trying to argue, but wait. And it's like, "No, just sit and get your money." Those are the wildest. I do feel like that would be a cool experience to just talk to 12 escorts at one time. I would simp out. So I don't I I couldn't I would s like you guys lives are actually really hard and I just That's a good point actually. No one respects you. Yeah. Yeah. Sex work is weird. It's weird how sex work became like a uh a lot of like very educated kind of white ladies got into this whole thing.

28:00 They're like I'm a sex worker and they you know like with the only they'll like show their tits on only fans like we're united. It's like dude you're not a sex worker man. Yeah. Sex work when the sex workers are like women who have no choice. Yeah. Being like I'll do this for a month. It's like, dude, knock it off. They just want to justify making the money. Yeah, true. You know, it's an it's an internal conflict that's being externalized. Yeah. Well, no. A lot of women have gone the other way with a soft girl lifestyle. Are you familiar with soft girl versus soft girl? Soft girl. So, there was girl boss. Girl, we we we grew up in an era of girl boss, sex in the city. It was all about bossing up. A lot of them are now going soft girl lifestyle. And I looked into it. It's actually it was started by Nigerian women who due to like just rampant inflation were like we got to learn how to like get along without

28:46 stuff and it's all about just like focusing on pampering yourself, letting go of like your drive for success and just going full self-care. So it's a whole it's a whole it's like a whole trend on TikTok soft girl where you just wear like pastel. You just get super girly. Yep. And you're like no I'm totally okay with the man. I'm starting to get that way now. That's what this long hair is about. Like I've never had long hair in my life. Like yeah, dude. I'm like taking care of myself. Like I used to have a I used to have like a low Caesar because I had like alipcia spots from just being a grizzled man out here that no one cares about. And now I'm like I have a lofah, you know what I mean? And I like moisturize and I'm like wow. Like who knew you could just be a softy and still be fine. Well, it's like tied into like politics apparently. Like the like the self-care was big cuz they're like taking a nap. The girls are

29:33 just taking naps again. Yeah. And it's like a whole thing on TikTok. Like it's actually a political act to rejuvenate myself. So I continue continued the fight and it's like, dude, go take a nap. Turning a nap into a cause. Yeah, for real. That's insane. I I was reading an article about Sabrina Carpenter cuz there it was actually pretty it was a it was a decent article. It was written, I think, by like a gender studies major. So it was like all this like other it got like super complicated unnecessarily but they were saying she is like a they were saying white women have appropriated the soft girl lifestyle which was like Nigerian black American women more so and white girls are just starting to do it more is like I'm going to the spa I'm a soft girl but they were saying she is appropriating the soft girl the soft girl lifestyle which is like just stolen. Yeah. They're Yeah.

30:16 They're saying they're like warping it. It was all about like political naps and like eggs costing 50 million jubilos or whatever the [ __ ] whatever money. I don't know. I don't know what the money is. Whatever silly currency. That is a sick move for things like just rampant inflation and be like, "Dude, I'm going to do a trick or Tik Tok trend. I don't need I'm done trying to get stuff." It's so funny. Just that's how you deal with inflation is take a nap. Yeah. Yeah. Take a political nap, rejuvenate yourself, do your nails, and just kind of like think about plot your next move, how to battle. Yeah. Taking pictures of your [ __ ] trying to figure that out.

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32:30 kind of copy that. And this lady who's like I think like a like a feminist lady who's she's like she's selling pedophilia and everyone's eating it up. Wow. It's like Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it's fair. It's a It's a fair analysis. Then she did like a big thing about the soft girl lifestyle and how it was stolen. I was like, "All right, well Sabrina Carpenter did or the other lady." Yeah, she's saying she's like a a warped version. They They did that with me too. Me too was black ladies Black Ladies started me too and then it was just Yeah, it was like it was like factory workers. That makes sense, too.

32:59 cuz they'll be the person that will actually speak up. Yeah. Like especially the era that we came out of. Like if some if someone was sexually assaulted, it's going to be a black woman to be like, "Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No, that [ __ ] raped me." Okay. Like, "No, girl. You need to stand up for yourself." Like, uh, dude, it was for real. It was uh in like factories. Women were getting like their asses grabbed and stuff in factories. And finally, they were like, "Fuck this." And then like Gwennneth Paltro was like, "Yeah, I'm uncomfortable on movie sets." became this whole thing. Well, I mean, a lot of them rewind. Did you ever seen uh remember that movie Two Wong Fu? Oh, Tu Wong Fu was like Wesley Snipes and um John Leguisamo and the other Yeah. Isn't it?

33:42 Yeah. What? It's [ __ ] Wesley Snipes. What's the white guy from Roadhouse? Patrick Sees. Patrick sees all wore the dress. They were all drag queens or trans people, but like they're like driving a Cadillac across country, stopping through small town America and changing things, just making things fabulous, but also teaching middle America white women how to like stand up to their husbands like cuz it's like cartoonish evil. Like the man is like beating the woman around the house because he put pepper in the sauce. You know what I mean? And they're like, "Uh-uh, girl, you got to stand up for yourself." Like at one point Patrick sees like goes in and kicks the guy's ass in a dress. You know what I mean? It was like weird. Yeah, man. It was like a Miss Dowire kind of situation. Uh Yeah.

34:26 Yeah. Yeah. He enters a swim meet and just crushes everybody. Them in drag beating up husbands. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of sick actually. Yeah. I didn't know that existed. Such a You didn't know that existed? No. Yeah. It's called Two Wong Fu. Thanks for everything. Julie Numar. It's a very long title. Like don't be a menace. And it was Snipes, too. Yeah. Wesley Snipes, man. Like, Yeah. And he's like, "Uh, who looked the most like a woman?" John Lake was. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. He's all like Puerto Rican out. You know what I mean? Oh, puppy. And you're like, "Okay." Like, BBL.

35:03 Like, I still can't unsee John so feminine that way, you know? Yeah. He He does a lot He did a lot of like drag stuff back in the early 90s. Really? Yeah. He was like okay in the dress and makeup cuz he's a theater man and he's not even Puerto Rican. That's fake. He's Italian actually. I've heard that. He's Italian. Yeah. Yeah. My wife surprised he was in that movie be like, "No, this is how you hit your wife. You [ __ ] faint laughing. That's crazy. I didn't Yeah, that's a [ __ ] insane movie." How did you find that out? Uh the internet. Oh. Is he like all Italian or is it like a No, he's not Puerto Rican. I think he he did something like anti-Trump or something.

35:45 Everybody dug in. [ __ ] They always know though. My wife is Puerto Rican. She knows who's what. Like they keep track. No, he's Filipino. That doesn't count. He's Cuban. Okay. Like, holy [ __ ] Yeah. They're They're very racist. I I do like inter group beef. Like it just makes me laugh when it's like Mexicans are like, "Fuck Puerto Ricans." Like, "Damn, you guys are beefing. I didn't know that." Yeah. Yeah. Makes you feel you're like, "All right, well." Yeah. Like maybe white guys aren't the worst. about to say, do white guys do that? Do white guys have any intrawhite guy beef? I mean it's fading. It was like my dad like held it down like [ __ ] Italians like yeah he was kind I mean it wouldn't be like overt and Italians used to hate each other. We used to live in different it was like I mean not me but like my dad grew up yeah it was southwest Philly they moved to Htown but they in southwest Philly it was like he's like

36:31 you wouldn't even go to Italian neighborhoods. It was just kind of like [ __ ] that. Yeah. I guess we we were kind of squashing the beef. Catholic school. I feel like you go to Catholic school and I got you. But I think it was also because like most Irish dudes and back in the day all went into law enforcement. Lot Yeah. And like a lot of Italian guys were up to no good. Yeah. True. So I think that's kind of where that beef is going to start, you know? True. I can see that. There was a lot of Irish guys up to no good as well, but I think they were just quiet. Not as flashy. Yeah. Tailing guys were way too flashy. Yeah, they were. They [ __ ] blew it. Yeah. Although I felt bad for the Philly mob, you know. What? When they all got like last article I saw about the Philly mob was like uh they caught them. They had like counterfeit like cigarette machines and like juke boxes. Yeah. Really sluming it.

37:20 I was like, "Oh man, just let them have it." Just dinosaurs, dude. They got busted for being fake arcades. Had tokens Chuck-E-Cheese tokens. They're like They're like lost in time. This like the last like standing organized group is like the Mummers, right? Also dressed like girls. Yeah. Right. Yeah. They uh I remember in like the early 2000s a lot of the bookies got busted. It was like Nikki the Hat was a big one and they all just got sick crushed. It was a sick name, but they all just got like crushed. A lot of them lived out in like the Ridley Park area, like the suburbs surrounding Philly.

37:59 They had like Italian club. There's like a club when I worked for this guy. We used to go to this like one Italian club and they were all they all claimed to be kind of like mobbed up but they're all geysers. Yeah. They own like floor shops and stuff. They were kind of sick. They all started doing that kind of the Sopranos thing where like guys that were not in the mob were like I'm in the mob. Yeah. That's the Italian curse. It's like your nephew's like my uncle every [ __ ] Italian thinks their uncle's in the mob. I hated meeting those guys.

38:26 Meanwhile, he's just Yeah. He's got one jukebox money from. Yeah. He's in the mob, dude. The touch of tune. A touch of tunes. Yeah, dude. Touch tunes. Crush them. My dad and his brother. So did like all the gambling websites just put them out there. There's nothing. I I guess they can still like sneak like import women maybe. Yeah. Shipping cargos, but you know, shipping containers. But true. I think the Ruskies got that under control. So yeah. Yeah. I guess like funeral homes is still kind of the play. Yeah. There's got to be some way to do something with funeral homes. But I know that's got a struggle also because from what I'm understanding, like my family owns a funeral home in um in Atlantic City.

39:08 Nice. And they're struggling now because is booming. Yes. God, it used to be. But they're saying like younger people don't value old. They're coming in like, "All right, my grandmother died. What is the cheapest way we can get this done?" You know what I mean? Like it's expensive, man. Yeah. you go in there. A lot of uh my dad and his brothers were family-owned trash company, which was like a red flag for like people would say organized crime. They weren't at all, but they dealt with like trash company was largely controlled by the mob and they would get like their dumpsters stolen all the time by mob guys. Yeah. They'd have to go up and be like, "Give me my [ __ ] dumpster bag." But I understand that now, man. Especially after living in a city like New York where it's just like, "Hey, man, if we don't pick up the trash, things are going to get bad for you." So, you know, it's a good business. Yeah. That's sanitation. These

39:57 were like dumpsters are more like private cuz like the city sanitation is kind of just like that's just kind of like city workers. But then if like dumpsters like driving dumpsters off at like hospitals and [ __ ] and picking them back up and used to have a yard where you just dump all your trash and separate it. Yeah. That you could get rid of anything or any you know you could that's why the trash was like super and the cement that's why all the tailings did cement because you could just [ __ ] pour cement over people.

40:20 Toss it in. It's true dude. They my dad would get they would get dumpsters from the hospital and like when people would come in with injuries they would just throw their weapons away. So they they would get like guns and [ __ ] in the trash and they were like [ __ ] yeah. It's kind of sick. I know. And then they got weird because instead of selling them right in these younger generations they oh I'll just sell these to my black friends. You know what I mean? So now you got black kids walking around with guns with bodies on them like you know.

40:45 Yeah. Dude, the switches thing is terrifying. Yeah. Putting turning them automatic and Yeah, man. That was scary. Yeah, you can put a switch on a gun. Switch extended clips where now instead of 16 shots, you'll have like 32 and you just squeeze the button and it just turns automatic and it's just children running around with extendos and no aim. They don't go to the range ever, right? Cuz their motto is just like I'm just squeezing at the whole area and we'll see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy how that got caught up in like the YouTube algorithm too where it's like it's like financially if you have like a cool like drill rap thing and it's like you like you can prove that you've murdered lots of people. It's like it does well on YouTube. People are like [ __ ] Oh yeah. Do Young Rappers I don't even know any of their music. I only hear about them shooting people or going to jail because like this person has

41:36 confirmed they murdered someone and I'm like they do minute long. Every song's one minute long. Yeah. It's just them being like, "Yeah, I definitely killed that guy." And you're like, "All right, that's [ __ ] crazy." Damn. Yeah, it's [ __ ] up. I've gone down those rabbit holes so many times where I like I'll get like invested in those guys and they die. Like you'll find out they died and you're like, "Damn." We were talking about that last night, too. That that has become the genius of the the music business pushing hip-hop. It's like, let's just find a young crash out with no family that hopefully they'll get big enough where we could just collect their royalties forever. You know what I mean? Like, they'll just die. They don't have children. No one cares. And like, yeah.

42:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's a pretty sinister model. Yeah. You hire a new artist to kill off the old artist. Mhm. Yeah. You need it for the for your for your next album. Yeah. You're not a robot. Don't worry. He's only going to shoot you a little bit. You won't die. Well, also, I mean, even if it's not intentional, it's like, you know, you're running a music label and yeah, once it happens, once you're like, that worked out pretty well for us. I could see it being like, "That guy's a surefire bet. That guy's a good pick. Oh, you want to sell heroin? We'll give you a little bit of money. How about you get in there and get active?"

42:50 Uh, dude, I wouldn't I could definitely see that happening. So, going in for a meeting. Do you have anyone you could kill or Right. Yeah. Do you have any active beefs with anyone? Well, there's like subreddits where like people go on and give like the scoop like this person is against this person. It's all cuz there's so much upside if you're like if you pop off on the algorithm, you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars. That is also scary to me where like you said these reaction videos where those videos also have like a quarter million views just reacting to what someone did on their like on their live. Yeah. You know, people just sit there and watch people go live and screen record and be like, "All right, cool. I got content now." You know? Yeah. I do like the streams, like the young black streamers where it's just dudes standing in a room with a [ __ ] scroll of just people combating. Yeah, that shit's [ __ ]

43:38 sick. Yeah, they're just sitting there like eating a sandwich. Yeah, it's it's insane. It's [ __ ] great. Like K, who's the one guy? Kai, he's huge. He's He's like a His platform is massive. To the point where Kla Harris was like begging to get on the show during her run for election and he wouldn't let her on. It is crazy that there are podcasters who seem genuinely more powerful than the presidential candidates who were like, "Nah, I'm good on her. Who else we got? Your booking service?" You're like, he went live to say that. He's like, "Yo, Secret Service keeps calling my phone trying to get me to have Kamla on.

44:14 I I don't want to be political get." But I knew that he was going to be I knew he was going to be in those crosshairs when he did that stunt in Union Square. What did he do? He said he was going to give out like a few PlayStation fives and like 250,000 kids showed up to Union Square and it was like a massive riot. They destroyed the place and it was like there was no brand that didn't see that that was like get that kid on that's kind of chum in the waters putting out a bunch of PS5s [ __ ] that's a recipe for disaster.

44:45 250,000 people and they just tore the place apart. Like he had to be he his team had to get him out of there in an SUV and it was like uh helicopter footage of like people are hanging on the SUV as it's speeding away like you know they're like hanging on for dear life. It was like the Iraqi extraction yeah and I'll never forget the day that that happened. We were in the city. I was actually in Washington Square Park recording content uh man on the street content for my podcast and there's just like a helicopter just kind of like hovering and I remember my wife she was like those are police helicopters like something something crazy is happening right now you know what I mean and then we got home and saw the news and it was like oh yeah damn yeah that's that is wild man that's uh that is so funny for just podcast just dudes in a room like it'd be nice if Kamla went on and did the uh Kodak Black

45:41 where she just like tossed a pill up in the air, caught it, caught perks out of the air. That he was that's the my favorite appearance on any kind of show. Yeah. Where he just threw a perk in the air, caught in his mouth and he goes a little glitch for the Twitch and just like laid there like [ __ ] love that dude. Those dudes I love that they they're just like by themselves going live all the time. Yeah. To the point I'm not even sure whether they're real people anymore. Like I don't there's no way Soulja Boy is a human being. Dude, we we I I got an opportunity to hang out with Kai once and his like they just filmed his girlfriend beating him up and then they stopped and he was like nice.

46:18 Yeah, it's insane. Oh wow. Was it just like a madeup scene? Yeah. Like it's like the littlest things go like he's going viral right now as we speak because he was at the BET Awards that and he was just in the parking lot and [ __ ] Wall is walking in the parking lot and he sees him and he doesn't know who he is but he was nice. He seems like, "Oh, hey, how you doing?" And then he gets in the in the uh in the thing in the chat is just going crazy like, "Oh, Wall" and he's like, "Wall? What the [ __ ] is Wall-E?" And then like the guy filming is like, "We that's the guy you just He's like, "Oh, what'd he do?" And [ __ ] And then like everyone's like, "Yo, you don't know Wall Blah blah blah." And Wall, he's kind of petty for this cuz he does this a lot. Yeah. He's like online and he's always reading comments of what people are saying about him. So then he goes and approaches Kai like in the award show to be like, "Yo,

47:06 that interaction got me looking crazy on Lom right now, man, but we'll talk later." Like, and Kai is like sitting there talking to Snoop Dog like, "What? Like what are you?" Yeah. What are you talking about? It's also now you look crazy to be like It's It's also insane to be like like if if he knew you, that's just how it works. Like if if somebody doesn't know you, it's not that person's fault, right? And you just got to let it go, right? Especially if you were He probably did know him though. He's just [ __ ] [ __ ] with W. I'm on W. recognize if I saw this. Unbelievable the distance. You'd be surprised what 21 and 22 year olds don't know. No, Kai knows. No, man. Kai knows. He's the most plugged in guy. He's got He almost had Kamala Harris on. No, because here's the thing. It's been going on for the rest of the night of other older black celebrities that he didn't know. Yeah, it's got to be a test now. No, he's

47:52 doing a bit, dude. He's [ __ ] with these guys. I mean, you have the inside track. Unbelievable. You have the inside track. I'm sick and tired of it. What are you saying? You show up to the beat horse. You don't know anyone there. [ __ ] It's Snoop and Kevin Hart. Who else do you need to know? Everybody else. When's the last time Wall put out a song? I I don't know a single song. I know his songs from like 12 years ago. Okay, but here's the other thing right now. Still you know Wle, right? And you know remember when he was doing the stuff with Seinfeld? No. What have he had an album about nothing? The mixtape about nothing.

48:31 He was making stuff with Seinfeld. I thought I thought he would do skits with Seinfeld in between the songs. But the way the project worked, he reached out like he would do these mixtapz about nothing where he would play uh excerpts from the show to lead in the songs that he wrote. Yeah. This is why Kai Sonat doesn't know who he is. Exactly. But then he like actually reached out to Seinfeld to see if he could get Seinfeld to do these things. And when literally when Seinfeld got the notice, same thing. What the what the hell is Wall-E? And like Seinfeld's wife happened to know. She was in the room like, "Oh, W. I love Wle. He's great."

49:08 He actually uses clips from your show to do the thing. And if that didn't happen, Jerry would have said no. Jerry only said yes because his wife was like, "Oh, is it is it is it good?" She's like, "Yeah, you should do it." And he did. But Jerry didn't know who the [ __ ] he was. Damn. But Jerry's wife knows who he is. Surprising since she's interesting. Yeah. He's not He didn't marry his young girlfriend though, I don't think. Who? Uh Seinfeld came under fire. No. Yeah. No, they were just dating. Shashana. Is that her name?

49:44 A biblical name. I like I like Mcronone setup where he is married to a woman like 20 years older than him or something. Did you see she like choked him out? Yeah, I saw it. I think they were [ __ ] around. Yeah, you catch me getting the throat my hands or hands to the throat all the time. He was live streaming the whole thing. The comments are going nuts. I saw it. Well, there's like a for real. Did you you like Did you ever hear about this? How they say the president of France's wife is a man. Yeah, there's like a serious thing into that. But apparently she met him allegedly when he was like a school boy.

50:16 Mhm. She was like his teacher and like they got married and now he's the president of France. Damn. She really she really Yeah. Yeah. For real. High for talent. He's like addressed it. I thought had didn't he like talk about how was like he's super French. She's like was like noah. But there's like Candace Owens like for real. There's like court. She's mad about it. No. She did like a full documentary. She thinks she's like convinced that the dude's wife is a man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. like went full in like requested one of those things where it's like they like gave her a deposition like yo you got to stop saying that because like I think the press in Europe works where like if you say something about someone you have to prove it's true but in the United States you can allege anything kind of you want and it's on them to prove it's not true. So she sent a thing being or uh they sent a thing being like stop and she was like

51:07 prove I'm wrong and I'll stop and they're like yeah we're done. Yeah. Damn. Huh? 15. They started dating. They met in 1990 when Bridget was teaching the drama club and Mcronone was 15 years old. Now they're married. Yeah. But that doesn't they didn't start dating when he they met like that was their first interaction and that's [ __ ] up that they're trying to show it that way. You know what I mean? Like Yeah. You could meet somebody. I think they are on record saying we had a romance when I was at 15. Like I think so. Maybe shortly after. I thought it was Well, you know what? Yeah, I guess it is possible. France. I'm talking about it as if my Okay, so like my mother-in-law, she had my wife when she was 15. Okay.

51:49 And here's the crazy thing. I'm closer in age to my mother-in-law than I am to my wife. Whoa. Yeah. So, there's like a weird dynamic of how we all hang out. Like, I'm nine years older than my wife, but seven years younger than my mother-in-law. Whoa. Now, can I ask you, is your wife like healthy as a horse? I feel like you're healthier when you're born poor like that. Yes. But like, yes, but there's like a lot of psychological stuff that happened where like uh I can't tell whether this is like from being poor or just being Latina you Yeah. Yeah. Because I feel like that is like the ideal. Why is Candace so mad?

52:33 Does she feel like she's being tricked? She's just a journalist. C Candace like I I I feel like Candace, she knows the game. She's just trolling all day long. I'm always like I don't watch all of her [ __ ] but when I do, I'm always looking for her to go. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, all right, I got you. Yeah. Well, there's a guy, you know, remember the guy Timothy Liry from Harvard who like did a bunch of acid and like got kicked out in like the 60s or whatever. He like came to the conclusion like, "Dude, we should be having kids at like 16. the grandparents should be raising your kids and when you're your grandparents age your kids should have kids when they're 16. He's like it just makes the healthiest humans 16 17. Yeah, it's probably true. Maybe he said 18. I don't let me not put smart on his name but he said 14 15 12 or something something like that. But yeah, cuz you know cuz there's the thing man. It's

53:21 like autism is on like the rise. We don't we're not producing the healthiest kids, right? Because you think we're making old babies. Old babies. Yeah. Softcom. Old baby soft. Soft shell crabs. Soft shells. So, it might be something. Might be. You just got to like have 16-year-olds just and, you know, just freeze their eggs and jizz. Yeah. And just keep it, you know necklace. Break it when you're ready. That's not bad. You know, it's got I think I don't think kids have sex anymore even. No. I've heard it's like on this dropping off. It's not as as like it was. They're all just jacking off and on the computer. Yeah. They're working. Yeah, they're working on the computer. They're jacking off on the computer. Yeah, God bless them, man. I uh It's tough. Okay.

54:09 Okay. A quick break from the show for a special segment called More or Less Finals Edition. And it's brought to you by Prize Picks. The finals are on. And we're not just talking about basketball here. We're talking hockey, too. Twice the chance for players to show what they've got and twice the chance for you to get in on the fun. Further prompts to riff. NBA Finals basketball thoughts. Hot takes about who's going to win. Is Shai just a foul merchant? I'm wondering that he is a foul merchant, but he's going to get buckets. I would take more every time on on Shay on Shay. More more every time on Shay. More on Shay. Yeah, every time. More on Shay Labou. You just heard that. Uh, good call. Stanley Cup finals. Thoughts, hot takes about who's going to win? Is it the Oilers year?

54:55 Oilers are going to make a comeback. I believe it. So, you think Canada is going to take it finally? Last time they won, believe it or not, was 1993. I know it was a long time ago. Canadians 93. I want I want Edmonton to come back and win it. I think I think Dry Cidle and McDavid are going to turn it on. I want Canada to lose. Canada less. Florida's in in the in the cat seat. I think they're up 2-1. Really? Yeah. All right. We'll see about that. Yeah. When were you conf when were you way too confident about making a pick that fell apart?

55:28 Spoilers to win the cup. Okay. Which team in the NBA finals do you care more or could care less about? Pacers care more. Thunder care less. But they're both good. They're both You want the Pacers to win? I think I want Pacers to win a little more. They're the underdog. Always go for the underdog. Yeah, I kind of want the Pacers to win as well. I want them to win, too, cuz I I was just in that city and my god, they need it. That city worse. God, they need a win. And SGA is on Oklahoma City, right? He's Canadian against Canada. Less on the Canadian as well. They got a Canadian on their team.

56:09 Yeah, he's like one of the best players in the league. Is he really? Yeah. Less they lose. I'm mad Canada won't let us buy their country. I know. I'm pissed up already. Yeah. Come on. Join the [ __ ] fold, man. It would be kind of sick. Owning Canada would be awesome. Can't we buy it from the British? Wouldn't it also if they were just one state and it's 51 like this settles that like election thing, right? Cuz it's like now it's an odd number of states. Wait, why does it matter how many states? I don't understand. Cuz then it's not like a even divide of like 25 went this way, 25 went that way. has to go one way cuz it's an even an odd number. I see what you're saying. So, every state just gets one vote.

56:55 Go state for state. It would be hard damn, too. They'd be Yeah, probably. It'd be pretty hard to know. Ah, yeah. Those truckers truckers would get filed up. Fired up. Yeah. Calgary is like they're they're like Texas and Calgary. Yeah. Well, we'll we'll have to see what h what happens. Guys, any particular players, teams, or matchups that you've enjoyed? Does anything surprise you? Do you have any predictions for the rest of the playoffs? I think we got into it. I think we Pacers. Yeah, I think the P I mean I don't actually I think my prediction is the Thunder's going to win every single of the next games, but I don't want to see that. Yeah. Didn't the Thunder just lose recently? They they lost recently by like one and like a crazy loss and then they blew him out the next game by like 20. Damn. Oh, damn. So, let's get into it. How do our hot takes fit into the prize pick lineups? Did I mention how easy this app

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59:07 I think even to this day, sex is still such a big big priority. Like it's like it's too much of a focal point. And I see other people who don't have it as bad as me and how much more stuff they get done. You're just like, "Yeah." And I'm so busy just trying to chase. Like I was talking about that last night. I was laughing about how the other night I'm hanging at the uh at the creek and there was like one girl there, one girl. And I stayed fully occupied and talked to this girl. The minute she left, I was like, "All right, well, see you guys later."

59:41 You know what I mean? Love the mayor, all those guys. I'm like, "Well, I guess there's no reason to hang out with you guys." Um, well, I got real sleepy all the time. Yeah. Yeah. This feels pointless now. Yeah, I know. There really is no point. Well, if you're like not trying to have sex, there's really no point of going out. I try to tell my wife this. I'm like, "Why are we going out?" Right. But it's also bad with me on even interacting with women in general. Like if there's no potential of having sex, you be like, "Okay, what is the point of this conversation again?

1:00:14 I'm not trying to be rude, but like I can't even understand you anymore. Where are we going? Where are we going to be friends? Like what? I don't get it." Yeah. I don't think you could do that. I I I genuinely think being like It's one thing to be friendly with a woman, but to be like, "Let's chill." I I still to my It's like how why would you do that? Even because of the age proximity with my mother-in-law, I don't talk to her on the phone. I go through her husband for everything just because in my mind there's still that chance. Yeah, for sure. So, it's just And it's probably all in my head. It's not real, but that's what it's really all in your head. Oh, yeah. I can't afford her. Are you crazy? Like, no.

1:00:54 I suffer from the same thing. Can't call my mother-in-law at my house. Just FaceTime her with your shirt off. feel like you got to stop doing it. I suffer from the same exact thing of like the that small voice being like, "Is she trying to [ __ ] me?" I think every time I'll get like an Uber Eat sliver. I'm like, "Was she trying to [ __ ] me now?" Oh, yeah. Yeah. I used to go through that like as a kid, like well as a young adult going to see the doctor and like the nurse will say some [ __ ] like, "Okay, uh, take your pants off and hop up on a table." And you're like, that is so funny, right? You you trying to get it in real quick before the doctor comes. Like, what are we doing here? It is so funny. Even when you're like 11 and you just think the nurse is going to walk in and be like, "We've never seen a kid."

1:01:42 Never in our lives. You are a specimen. I need you. Dude, when I was younger, I I assumed I just assumed wrongly I had a huge dick. I didn't know. And then, you know, obviously I eventually learned came grips with reality. I did not, but I just assumed I was just crushing it and then I became an adult and I was like, "Oh, all right." Yeah, definitely not. Definitely not. Standard issue for sure. I still catch it every once in a while and I go, "That's it's looking good today." Yeah. The Austin Heat is definitely on my side. But I I've turned that leaf where I now I'm like, you know, hopefully it stays because I suffer from the same thing where it was just like especially in a relationship.

1:02:22 I'm like I'm counting the days. I'm like, "We haven't had sex in [ __ ] four days." and I started just being really unpleasant. I was just saying, right? I've turned a leaf now where I'm like and it's kind of I total reverse psychology. I think it's just a deeper ploy. Yeah. But I've been hitting my wife like, "No, man. I'm trying to retain I'm trying to retain like maybe once a week max." And I even told her I was like, "I just flip the script on you." But I I have We were laughing about this, but I have been done a thing where I'm just like, "You let me know.

1:02:48 I'm just going to keep this [ __ ] to myself and just I like I don't look at porn anymore. People are sick of hearing me talk about this, but it's like I just I'm just not even, you know, it gets to the point after like a like a nine day kind of hold in. I'll start just getting like terminator vision. I think my wife start to pick up on it like, "All right, dude. I'll [ __ ] crank you off. Just [ __ ] pay she's paying attention to you, which she should." That's the thing that pisses me off sometimes when I see that in marriages where it's like a woman is hyperfocused on the kids. She's hyperfocused even on the animals and their need. And it's like, hey, you're not noticing the guy walking around with a chip on his shoulder. You know, I'm breathing like dark.

1:03:30 My wife, she thank God I she and I hope she can keep this up, but like she's even gotten good at giving me sex before attending events that she knows I don't want to be at. That's nice. You know what I mean? So it's like, oh, your grandmother's 69th birthday party. All right, I'm going to go. But like, you know, she's like, "Don't worry, we'll have sex before you go." And then now I'm just here at the party relaxed like, "Hey, how you guys doing? It's good to see you all." Yeah. Yeah. That I did have the opposite effect on me. If you talked to me before the party, I'd be like, "I'm not going to the party."

1:04:05 There's no way I'm going to the party. You need the carrot. You need the carrot. Right. I can't the party. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually But you got to do it before because women, they always somehow get tired or get headaches. Like that's the interesting thing. I see now why women get so many headaches. Like does your wife forget to eat a lot? Yes. Every [ __ ] day. The dumbest thing in the world where you're like, I forgot to eat today. It's infuriating. Yeah. It's absolutely [ __ ] infur. And I'm like, all right. And it's classic like, well, we have this in the fridge. I don't want that. It's like, then you're not [ __ ] hungry. Yes. You're not hungry.

1:04:39 Eat a eat a [ __ ] snack. Yeah. We have a bowl of fruit right there. Yeah. I'm not hungry for that. Lick the egg. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That uh I It has been freeing though, just being like like I'll I'll catch myself in that same feedback loop where I'm like I should be having and I'm just like no man, just let it go. And it's like been very freeing. Such a funny strategy to hold in come until there's like a real threat of violence. I'm going to hold this in until dangerous. She has to jack me off, dude. After a while, she just she just wakes up and finds him sitting on the foot of the bed. [ __ ] 5:30 in the morning, he's staring at the wall. Yeah, dude. You start talking and like three-word answers. Mash like, "Yes, that'll be fine." It's like when when pigs become like feral and turn into the [ __ ] start tusks in like now if I wake up at like 5:30, I just I'm like, "Fuck it.

1:05:39 I'm up. My day started." Before I would kind of linger around in bed, be like, "Let me see if she's awake." And now I just pop right up. And that's another one. They're like, "Lay back down." You're like, "For what?" Yeah. Oh, yeah. If we're not doing anything, I'm going work my lap time. That That is the uh That is fascinating. That lay around in bed, letting the morning go because you're hoping that she'll wake up at some point and just be in the mood. And that's my prime time. She's Yeah, it's a morning. She's a morning gal. So, it's like night time she's shattered. She's like going to bed. Morning is like, you know, when I can really get her going, Right. Right. But yeah, now I just get up and I go before the devil knows you're dead situation.

1:06:18 I get up and go, "You awake?" She's like, "No." I go, "Well, bye." Morning though is also dangerous because it's easy to stop dating if you're getting it in the morning cuz you don't have to get dressed up for that. You don't have to, you know what I mean? And even now, brush your teeth. Yeah. You're just like, and then you're not going to get dressed afterwards. Like, I'm I've already achieved everything in life that I wanted today at 6:30 in the morning. I'm done. There's no reason to do anything else. I don't even need to go to work. I already got late. Yeah, I'm done. That will I feel like that will set for me. It would uh I'm I'm bad. I'm trying to get better with this with like married dates. Like we haven't been on a date in a while. It's like we're done dating. We we we're done with that. And I'm like and I'm It's just me being autistic. I'm like I need to get in my office and write. Yeah. And the minute

1:07:03 the minute you try to reintroduce it, you don't even like you don't even like it anymore because it's like as older, especially as married couple trying to date, it's like then when you have to deal with [ __ ] like parking and it's just like so many reasons to not do it once you stop doing it. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, there's not there's only the only reservations 8:00 p.m. I'm like I'm done. I can't do that. Let's do a 5:30 dinner. Come back, let the babysitter off. It it's also Yeah. I don't know. Going out to dinner. I don't like being in a room with other people out to dinner like a restaurant. Yeah.

1:07:36 You know, Valentine's Day. Yeah, dude. That's That's like the worst. I've gone out on Valentine's Day with her like a few years ago and it's just like couples that have just met like pulling the chair out for each other and I'm like, "All right, man. [ __ ] relax. Take it easy. Take it easy, dude. Take it easy." Right. You're not better than me. And you're like, "Yeah, it's the worst. You're sitting at the bar cuz you didn't make a reservation in time." Yeah. Everyone's everyone else is at an actual table. Yeah, I [ __ ] up this I totally put it off to the last minute and try to do a last minute thing. I'm like there's like a food hall we can go to. Many different options cafeteria.

1:08:14 Yeah, I'm trying to get better with the dates. I got I got to get Valentine's Day. I don't think Terry Blacks would be packed. Many options. It's pretty cool. It's a mall food court. go shopping afterwards. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get much better with that. Well, it's also the dates feel I don't know. Dates feel unnatural. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it feel weird cuz you've tal like I've talked to you all day. Well, yeah. That's the other thing. I think dates you're you're being fake on a date and now if you're married, you're real. So, it's like I'm not turning on the fake thing now. Like, what what are we going to do? You know?

1:08:51 Yeah. Exactly. Like, yeah. I come from a big family. Uh what? Yeah. You're just It's just us talking about our kids and both being like, "Fuck, I'm so tired." Yeah. And we have like two drinks and eat dinner and we're like, "Let's just get the [ __ ] out of here." Yeah. Yeah. But I'm taking her out for her birthday this weekend. Nice little show. Oh, that'd be nice. What do you anything? We're going to Napa. Take her to Napa. Really? Yeah. Damn. That's fun. It'll be cool. Let's go get [ __ ] up. Yeah. Get hammered. Fight.

1:09:21 It's in the cards. It's in the [ __ ] cards. It's just two beers is all it takes till it just rip the veneer off. Yeah, we're fighting. We'll be in the back of like one of those little party vans just be like, "What the fuck?" No, you just Why did I do this? Why the [ __ ] did you say that [ __ ] to me in the [ __ ] place? Yeah, it'll be It'll be Yeah. [ __ ] starts coming up from years or weeks ago. Or it goes the other way. Or it's just like totally loveydovey. It can go either way. that when the alcohol kicks in, that's when if you're like 9 10 days deep, it comes out. You're like, "Don't even [ __ ] touch me anymore."

1:09:59 I saw this thing online. The guy said, "You're not giving me [ __ ] You think I'm a beta and you hate me secretly and you've secretly been, what's it called? Lily pad hopping. You're just [ __ ] lilyad hopping to get through a high target alpha male." It is funny. It is funny in their minds that it's like an a girl does want to suck a dick. That's what they were saying. at all times. Yeah, obviously. So, if they're not sucking your dick, they're thinking about another dick to suck is their logic. Yeah, I Yeah, I mean, or what I think they could be like there's no way they could just be living their lives.

1:10:33 There's no way they can just be content and be like, "Thank God I don't have to suck a guy's dick anymore." Right. Right. I'm on the account. I'm on the mortgage. I don't have to suck a guy's dick anymore. This is heaven. Yeah. I'm like for real trying to work my way into like kind of asexuality. I heard you talking about this. I saw a clip of you talking about what' you say into what? Asexuals when it's just like just being non Yeah. Yeah. I mean it'll never happen cuz it's like I will still I'm still a red-blooded guy. Like it it builds up quick in me. That's why I wonder what it was to be like to be like one of those Unix back in the day. So sick. Like we're like a, you know, like a king would just like castrate a dude and then be like, "All right, now you stay and hang out with my wife and keep her company while I'm on the road conquering shit." And that would suck.

1:11:16 It's the choice. Being able to like the the the total denial of sexual desire does seem like it's like a the ultimate power. So clear. That's why they were like the advisers. Like they were like the most trusted adviser. You like, "Bro, hit me with like a clear." So you're like, "Dude, you're just trying to [ __ ] the princess in Siberia." And you're like, "You're right. You're right. I don't have to go invade that place. You're right. I live in a state of total postnut clarity. It's literally no nut clarity. Complete just like, you know what, is that really necessary? Like, yeah, I'm just spinning out, dude. I'm going to go. It's like every time they're probably like, uh, you're s I think you should just go rub one out. I think you'll feel it. Good call. So funny. A guy being like, "Guys are nuts." It's like, well, maybe we should hire a woman advisor. No, no, no, no, no. Just get a guy. Cut his dick

1:12:04 off. That's what we need. Yeah. Maybe we shall consult with the duchess. It's like, dude, relax. Relax. We'll figure this out. That and I think they were that was like an esteemed position. So if you were like if you just got conquered, you know, and they like cut your dick off, dudes would be like lucky. You were just headed to be like a galley slave. You're like, "Dude, for real for real, cut my dick off. Just Yeah. The bottom of a boat for your whole life just Yeah. Just rowing. It's the way you come in and show your loyalty. Sir, I'm here to serve you forever." I wonder if you get phantom just tucked. Phantom boners, you know, like phantom limb syndrome. Yeah.

1:12:49 Yeah. Or like they at least dream that they still haven't I feel like at that point your nipples would just get really hard. Your nipples just stick out. But I don't think you would even really protect like uh you wouldn't have a lot of testosterone I don't think at that point. I don't know. But it's you still got to be I don't know. Right. You still got to be able to feel it in a dream situation. You could woke you know you could have like a man having a wet dream with no you know have you ever seen your dick in a dream? No.

1:13:17 I don't think I ever have. It's crazy. No. Which is weird too because remember as a kid you would have like those like other people have seen my dick in a like Yeah. I have this one where like my whole elementary school points and laughs stage. So, yeah, I've never seen my dick in a dream. They say you don't see cell phones in dreams. Typically, it's very rare to see a cell phone in a dream. Yeah. Yeah. I've just started dreaming again. I think it's cuz I've I've reduced my weed intake and man, he's I've been having nightmares. Like fullon nightmares. Comes back hard. Yeah. Yeah, man. But uh yeah, I I had that I went through a run of that. I went on like a three-day bender watching baseball games and then I came back and I like like six six nights in a row had every [ __ ] dream you could have teeth falling out falling off a cliff stuck in a wedge naked cover. Stuck in a wedge sucks.

1:14:14 I've done that. I've done stuck in a wedge where it's like almost like a lucid dream and it like [ __ ] I'm like trapped under a staircase being like, "Dude, get me the [ __ ] out of here." Yeah, it sucks. covered in bees. It was covered in bees. You're just waking up and watching the Phillies again the next day. Like, dude, it was so sad. What's a three-day baseball bender like? That sounds kind of nice. It was [ __ ] awesome. My my lady accidentally bought tickets to the entire like college baseball regional final. And so there Oh, so this was live. Yeah. Yeah. So we And we I lived right next to the B baseball stadium. So we would just wake up, walk over to the baseball stadium, start drinking, watching like Houston Christian versus University of Texas San Antonio. It was great.

1:14:59 I thought you were in front of the tube. What? I thought you were in front of the tube. I thought you were going like full popup mode. I'm like, that's powerful. I know. We were going to the game just getting hammered. That's fun. Yeah, it was great. I like that. But then you know the dreams afterwards. Normally I get I'll get crazy dreams, but this was just like straight out of the textbook. Yeah. [ __ ] Teeth falling out is [ __ ] I get teeth falling out, jumping and floating. That's like a cool one I get every now and again where I can jump and like hover in the air.

1:15:26 Yeah. Or just somehow like jump and then like fly like I'm like a plastic bag. I get those a lot where I can jump and it's kind of like and it's I'm like showing every like dudes I can I knew I could do this. That's crazy. Fly around. I feel like flying is the hardest thing to do in a dream. I fly I do. I have I get like not like pure flight, but I can jump and I can learn. I can like float my body over buildings and come back down. It's like really realistic. I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] I'm coming down hard." And I'm able to like It's pretty cool.

1:15:53 It does feel like a measure of your confidence. Maybe. You know what I mean? Like somewhere in your brain, you're still going, there's no way I could actually fly. But I I'll sail along like a bag and it's like I am doing it. Just my brain telling me I'm just drifting pointlessly through life. Yeah. Yeah. I've done I've had those because I can never flown in a dream ever, but I've tried. I I do the same. I jump super high, but then I just come back down. Then I wake up and I'm like, that was a [ __ ] dream and I couldn't fly. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:22 Yeah. What the [ __ ] dude? Time for disappointing. Time for the clean Raiders to play. Are we at a [ __ ] hour? All right, let's let's stop and slide in the Patreon. All right, we're

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