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Ep 582 - Very Interesting

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Ep 582 - Very Interesting", an episode of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast published October 23, 2025 (1 h 28 min, about 20,593 words). It mentions 17 people, works and ideas, including Marco Polo, Prize Pick, Steph Curry, Kublai Khan, LA.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: General Mills, Notre Dame, Spirit Airlines
  2. – 30:00: Chain Smokers
  3. – 40:00: Marco Polo
  4. – 50:00: Marco Polo, Prize Pick, Steph Curry, Joel Embiid
  5. – 1:20:00: Bricktown Comedy Club, Funny Bone Comedy Club
  6. – 1:28:03: Sean Blazington

Notable quotes from "Ep 582 - Very Interesting"

  • But they didn't. They wanted to wait until I was watching the Notre Dame game to walk in. So they waited until like 4:30.
    about Notre Dame · at
  • Like [ __ ] 8 hours on Spirit Airlines.
    about Spirit Airlines · at
  • Was just like a normal guy. He's pretty funny. And I was Damn, it smells so good. There's a General Mills factory. And I'm Smells like Honey Nut Cheerios. He goes, Dude, I just…
    about General Mills · at
  • Yeah. The Chain Smokers came to my show and then they were Do you want to introduce us at our DJ show tonight?
    about Chain Smokers · at
  • All. Did I tell you about the Chinese and like the medieval China tradition in like southern China where Marco Polo found out that like in certain provinces if you were a guest…
    about Marco Polo · at
  • To you by Prize Picks. Right. So, before we get into this, how confident are you with your picks? Because Prize Picks now offers stacks, meaning you can pick the same player up…
    about Prize Pick · at
  • Guys, I will be in the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma this weekend, 10:24 10:25. I will then be in off the hook comedy club Naples, Florida 1171 118. Comedy on State Madison,.
    about Bricktown Comedy Club · at
  • Well, yeah. If you guys want some more information, check out Sean Blazington's new video. Dude, I watched I caught it first thing this morning. It was got you going.
    about Sean Blazington · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Marco Polo — Person · 5 mentions · first at
  • Steph Curry — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Offers stacks, meaning you can pick the same player up to three times in the same lineup. Want to pick more on Steph Curry's points, three-pointers, and assists? Now, you can…
  • Kublai Khan — Person · 2 mentions
  • Joel Embiid — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Interesting. It's interesting. I've never thought of it like that. I would pick Embiid for I would stack them up. Balls with rebounds.
  • Sean Blazington — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Genghis Khan — Person · 1 mention
  • Wes — Person · 1 mention
  • Zach Edey — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

Concepts & topics

Places & events

  • LA — Place · 2 mentions
  • LAX — Place · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

Wow. Wow. Wes. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Matt. How are you? Good. How are you doing?

I'm doing all right. I'm jetlagged, bro. I had to [ __ ] I I've had to fly from LA to Buffalo and I had to get up at 1:50 a.m. because I had to get on like a 5 a.m. flight. So, I was like,

damn. Let me get there. Because I every time I check traffic over there at night time, I'm like, damn, it takes an hour to get to the airport. Then I wake up and it's 22 minutes.

Sure. Yeah. So, I wake up super early and dude, I get there and LAX is one of a few airports that doesn't run 24/7, like the ticketing and bagging, everything. So, I get there at like 3 being like, I'll give myself 2 hours. It's Friday. It's, you know, it's a giant city. It's going to be Thought it was a booming metropolis.

Insane, dude. I get there early, dude, cuz I didn't want to if I missed it, I'm get all the way to beautiful Buffalo. I'd have been [ __ ] I go I fly like an old person. I get there two hours early.

Two hours early is crazy. Oh, dude. That's like an hour early in a smaller airport. I'm like, for some reason I'm like, "It's LAX. There's going to be a million people." Dude, I get there, it's just six people. We're sitting in there and the guy I was like trying to do the ticket counter and the guy's like, "Yo, dude, you can't you got to wait till like 4:00." And I was like, "400? My flight's at [ __ ] 5:30.

That only gives me an hour and a half. It's crazy. It's so easy." Well, dude, I'm sitting there. So, I had to wait till 4:00. you had to wait till and then everyone gets to do like the thing and put the bag and then there's like you go to the next level. I go up the escalator to go to the TSA pre-check and there's just people standing there like get downstairs you're not allowed to be up here and I'm like okay. So I ride the escalator back down. So everyone's just waiting by the escalator and all like for like 20 minutes you watch people like ride up and couple like hey you can't and they just ignore them and come back down as the ride of shame. So we it was like it was set up to get someone to spaz, dude. Cuz then we finally get to another place and we get to another checkpoint like everybody wait here. We're not open yet. And it was just like dude what the [ __ ]

It was it was it was tough. Insane to me. Then I flew all the way to Buffalo and had to do two shows that and I was so I was [ __ ] up for like 3 days. I basically like didn't sleep for a day.

Yeah. I was I was I was jacked up. Yeah. That's terrible. It was bad. I mean you can't go to the airport that early.

I had to. That was I had in order to get You don't have to. They got to meet me to Buffalo by 3 p.m. Show was at 7. Well, that you had to but I'm saying you don't have to get to the airport that early,

dude. In LA it was I thought there was going to be [ __ ] You've flown so many times.

I know, but I now you can get to the airport like 20 minutes. I Dude, I did this once and it backfired on me and I got so shook that I was like never again. I had to I was in I had to fly out of Austin. I was late. I was late and I had like I got there as a plane started boarding and it just so happened to be slammed and I had to go to the wheelchair line beg my way in front of wheelchair people to be like hey man

I know you got your sitch going on I'm running late and they were like yeah for sure they let me all go

and I was like never again I felt I don't like asking for stuff and like having to ask a person literally like four people in wheelchairs to be like can I get in front of you was just a low point for me personally

sure then I had a fight with a clear representative cuz They do two for one all the time.

But you got to find a middle ground. You can't Don't be late. Don't be two hours early.

I I have no middle ground. Unless you plan on hitting the bar. I'm not I'm not averse to two hours at an airport. But

that'd be fun. That results in a rough day. I just work. I I just plug in my laptop and drink coffee and just work on my laptop. So I kind of like being there. I get I get

focused. But I also if I dillydally I lose track of time easily. So if I go I got time I'll completely [ __ ] myself. So yeah, I'm an early bird to the airport. I get there so early.

It's like my mom. I know. For real. I know. My parents do it too, but they if they ever fly, which they rarely do.

My parents flew Spirit this weekend. Did they really? They uh surprised me. Well, they thought it was a surprise,

right? In Vegas. Uh which was crazy cuz they got there at like 10:00 a.m. on Saturday,

which is when I was I was like, "We should hang out." But they didn't. They wanted to wait until I was watching the Notre Dame game to walk in. So they waited until like 4:30.

Gotcha. And then I had a show. Like I didn't even see them. Oh man. I hung out with them. I watched football. I watched like the first half of the game with them

and they were just there the whole time. Yeah. But then No, then we went and uh we played blackjack for a little after the show.

That's cool. So the night before Friday, first time ever I've left the casino with chips. I won so much.

That's awesome. Cuz I kept I was tired as [ __ ] and I was trying to go to bed. So, I just kept going all in on blackjack

and I did it like three times in a row and I won all three and then I ended up with a lot of money. So,

you walked? Yeah. I had to walk eventually. I have a nice rule of I'll never walk.

Yeah. Until it's so, you know, pot was then you have to. But, uh I uh when my dad got there the next day, I handed him a wad of cash from what I I gave him 10 grand.

The winnings. Yeah. I gave him $10,000 in cash. First off, when I hand it to him, he just goes "Thanks." I was like, "Dude, you're such a piece of [ __ ] You're such a piece of [ __ ] I thought this was

pretending to be like, "Oh, I can't." No, no, not even. He just go, "Thank you." I was like, "Dude, that's I gave it to him." That was funny. So then after the show, after the show, we go play blackjack, but I didn't have time to go take out more money. So I was sitting next to my dad and I was like, "Dad, let me get some of that money." And he was like, "Now hold on." I was like, "Dude, give me the [ __ ] money I just gave you. I'm not going to take all of it. So I He gives me a little I lose right away. Yeah,

cuz I go all in. Just lose. I was like, "All right, a little more." He goes, "Okay." He takes it out and he's peeled him off.

He's such a [ __ ] dude. He gave me like a hundred bucks. He's an [ __ ] That's so funny.

Yeah, I'll give it to him. That was funny. That's hilarious. Yeah. 10,000 in cash. Yeah. Thanks. Peeling the bills separately is such a funny

real slowly and stopping to look at me. Keep peeling it, taking one back, peeling one back into the pile.

He's very, from what I understand, he's a pretty methodical gambler, right? He's pretty disciplined and methodical.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He hated watching me. He doesn't like Yeah. I've seen me just being like, I'm all in.

Shane, come on, Shane. God damn it. Now look at that. You lost. That's great. Just great.

It's so funny, dude. Yeah, it was. It was nice, though. It was nice having my mom my mom and dad came.

That's fun. But they flew Spirit and I was like experience. Uh terrible. Yeah. Like [ __ ] 8 hours on Spirit Airlines.

So when you fly Spirit at Austin, you got to go to like a different whole side of the airport which takes an extra 20 minutes to get to.

I know people have missed flights that way. They've been like, "Oh yeah, I'm flying

I think Frontier and Spirit are like a different So dude, it's a totally tax like 20 something minutes onto the trip so it can sink you."

Yeah. Luckily. Yeah. Yeah. But they wouldn't let me upgrade their flight home. What?

I don't know. Dang. I was like, "Gosh, I can get you first class." Yeah, I can get you.

Cuz I I wanted to not out of like Yeah. My parents are older. It's like Yeah, for sure.

I do like them in the back of spirit just battling. True. That is really I should have got Phil Burger King crown.

The what? I should have got him the BK crown. He'd have no idea why. Just wear this. Yeah, it was it was a good time.

It is funny because a lot of older people are like, "I hate flying." And they fly Spirit and like, "See?"

Yeah. Do that. Yeah. Britney used to do when we first met, she would It wasn't Spirits. She would do Southwest at like 5 in the morning every flight. I I I just thought that was like the flight schedule. I'm like, "Damn, planes are early as hell."

Dude, those are like 600 p.m. You can You never have to fly at 5:00 a.m. I had to.

You do have to. I had to get to the people of Buffalo, dude. West East is tough.

Yeah, that was that was Man, that [ __ ] me up big time, dude. Gabe Gabe was at your show, wasn't he? Nice.

Gabe was there Saturday. Nice. That was good. I'm glad he went to he went to a good one. The uh dude, when I left, so I left Buffalo, beautiful Buffalo, New York on uh Sunday morning. I got picked up by this Uber driver to go to the airport. The guy, you know, he was just like a normal guy. He's pretty funny. And uh I was like, "Damn, it smells so good. There's a General Mills factory." And I'm like, "Smells like Honey Nut Cheerios." He goes, "Dude, I just learned what that was. I've been here for a while." He goes, "I I picked this lady up from there." And she was like, "Yeah, it's a cereal factory.

That's why it smells good." And he goes, "Right." And he so I asked her like, "So what do you make like all the cere you guys make the cereal for like Buffalo? Do you ship it at somewhere else?" And I was just like,

"Did you thought they make have a giant factory just just the Buffalo?" Buffalo cereal, baby.

Lot of Cheerios. It killed me. That's so good. That killed me first of all. And then so we keep driving cuz I do have my happy to chat feature on.

You spread that out or is that just he thought it was like every city has their own serial

it. It's like a video game. I know. Yeah. So that cracked me up. I'm like, "All right, all right." And then uh so I'm like, "What wonder what else this guy's up to?" So we're chatting.

He was just like, "Yeah, man. People are crazy." I always love telling Uber drivers like, "Yeah, I should drive for Lift. I kind of know the whole deal." And uh he was so we get into like how like people treat you. And he was like, "Yeah, this one lady, man." And he goes, "I got to record everything now cuz this [ __ ] lady, I pick her up, I drive her, and I drop her off." And then like, you know, we talk just like this. We're talking the whole time. And uh and I I I'm almost positive he had the words mixed up. He goes, "Then she tries to file a complaint for sexual assault

while we're talking, saying like I was like, you know, I sexually assaulted her."

And I'm like, "Okay." I didn't like correct him at all. He goes, "Dude, like they have I'm 4.98 stars. Like they have my rating. I had to go back and forth like guys, you know, I never do this. I have a family. Blah blah And then he looked at me, he goes, "I mean, 15 years ago, maybe dude,

he was sexual harassment." Sure. But him hitting me like 15 years ago, I might have sexually assaulted that woman.

I was wild back then. He was killing me. He was the funniest dude I've ever met.

Back in 2010, I might have sexually assaulted. I know. Before I had a wife and kids, I mean, who knows? It was a bit of a wild child.

That's awesome. Yeah, it was my favorite. That was happy to chat. Must be devastating.

Happy chat's the move. It's so happy chat for those guys. Must just be like, "Holy shit." All right.

This dude, he was he was pushing me. My best stories. He pushed me to my limit, dude. He had after I for he kept talking after he talked the entire time,

but dude, he those two gems were cracking me up and I was like, "Damn, man. You guys What's you make all the cereal for Buffalo,

dude? What the fuck?" Yeah, it's literally that's a child's brain. Every town must have a Cheerio factory.

And then I got I got to the club and uh I had ordered Uber Eatats like minutes before I wanted to time it so I can get it, go back and eat.

And I they dropped it off at the bar and I I go up and I'm like, "Hey, uh I asked the one person working there. I'm like, I think I have I have like food over there. Can I grab it?" And he just like he went to the bartender like, "Hey, whatever her name was." And she just looked up and went, "What?" I was like, "God damn, got rough and tumble."

Buffalo. Buffalo. So rough and tumble. I love Buffalo. It's awesome. There was a giant blood stain on the sidewalk outside of the club.

Oh, like on the block away. I kept I walked past Cheerios factory. Yeah. Big Cheerio dispute.

We're going to take all of your lucky charms into the town over. Cover my dead body, punk. But yeah, Buffalo was so fun. I had a I had a blast.

I had a good old time. Had some wings. It was nice. You got some wings. Where'd you go? Do you do you know?

Pizza Plant. That was the name of the place. Place ruled. Yeah. Yeah. People are against my decisions for a gluten-free pizza and curry wings, but you know,

that's insane. You're in Buffalo, dude. You [ __ ] [ __ ] I got the curry wings.

That's crazy. Yeah. I was Yeah. You're not going to believe it, but when I go to Buffalo, I put a curtain on chicken wings. It's [ __ ] crazy.

It's crazy, dude. The curry wings, they were so good, man. I don't even branch off different flavors. I just go straight up buffalo. I mean,

I'm here for the [ __ ] original recipe. I know. I know. I know. Well, you never see curried wings. I have buffalo every other time.

Yeah, but not the buffalo. It's the It's mom's gravy. I'll be back. It's the gravy.

Sunday gravy. It's the perfect Sunday. I'll be back. Obviously, I'll be back to Buffalo, so I I'll avenge my But damn, those curried wings.

I'm never leaving Buffalo, dude. Oh, dude. Buffalo. I'll never leave Buffalo. the Buffalo [ __ ] rules.

That was my actual That was my argument against the Saudis. What? When they were like, "Why don't you go do this thing?" I was like, "I'm going to go to Buffalo." Like, "All right, I'm not going to [ __ ] Riad. I'll go to Buffalo. Buffalo rules."

I was joking because it kind of looks like the Middle East over. It's bombed out bro.

They bombed it out a little. Yeah. It's uh Yeah. When you walk around where you What I know what hotel you're at

the high Yeah. The height. It was You walk a lot of buildings there. Yeah. Bombed, bro. It was crazy. But Buffalo was crushing it, man. I was there every night.

It was fun. I love it. Me and Lemma had an alltime night there. Oh, yeah. That was uh

That was Buffalo, babe. [ __ ] dude. Sassy. What's that? I said it was sass. And a little sass.

Yeah. Yeah. We put a hurt on some wings at the anchor bar. We did. Yeah. I think I probably had 30.

It's crazy. The numbers I put up in Buffalo. I'm like MJ at the Garden, dude. You gave me the anchor bar, I'm dropping 80, dude. Yeah, that pizza plant was fired up, man. It was good as hell. It's right next to It was literally I was like walking trying to find it. I walked outside. It's just attached to the hotel. I did like I spun the block like a [ __ ] being like it's so close.

Yeah. Walked around like I could just walked through the hotel and found the pizza plant.

Pizza Plant would have been nice. Pizza Plant was [ __ ] good, dude. They had one of those gluten-free pizzas that's like the some of they've made techn like technological leaps in gluten-free pizza where I swear to God it's almost as good. Pizza Plant hit me with like a classic Gen One. Yeah. Yeah. Dry. And I I like that for some weird reason. I like a dry crackery crust. And again, their regular pizza is probably sick as hell. But

yeah, I was there with my I have a friend from Canada who came down to visit me and I Dude, I was I was so exhausted and he was like, "I'll meet you at 9:00 a.m." I was like, "No shot." I was like, "I'm sleeping." I was like, "I'll hit you up at 10 10 a.m. I wake up." He's like, "I'm outside." I was like, "You motherfucker."

Damn. So, it was cool. We went to the art museum. You went to the Buffalo Art Museum?

Yeah. AKG [ __ ] finger painting. What the [ __ ] are they doing with art? You must not seen the AKG. They had all the They had the uh what is it called? There's a seven I learned about seven Canadian masters called like the great seven or something. They just draw like snowy trees.

It was awesome. The Canadian Masters. I didn't Dude, there's seven Canadian Masters called the Great Seven. Look them up, guys. Look up the I kept calling him the wrong name cuz my my friend's like a art dealer.

Yeah. So, he kept being like, "So, what about the big seven?" He's like, "They're not called the big seven." Stop saying that.

It's the big seven now. The big seven. Just say no. It's the big seven. They were just your all snowy ass [ __ ] What do they call the Great Seven?

The League of Seven or something? The Group of Seven? Group of Seven. That's it.

The Group of Seven. Were they all drew snowy trees? Are they all French? Um I mean, pretty much

French Canadian I think. Yeah. Well, obviously it's hard to They're not telling me.

Yeah, you got to go to the AKG. They They have a They don't have French names. From what I could tell,

they had like some of them were like MacArthur. They had some Scottish. Yeah. Some Scots over there drawing the snowy trees.

Barley. I will say the um I didn't realize the people I mean it's kind of dumb, but the people in museums like the people that stand there like the black like the black shirts and [ __ ] I thought they were just security guards, bro. They're all like art history majors. They would like horn in be like, "You guys have any questions?" And I'd be like, "Not really, unless there's something you want to say." And the lady, she would have talked for an hour and a half.

Yeah. Art history degrees get you. You basically are like a [ __ ] palace guard in England.

Yeah, dude. You to just stand at attention all day and then somebody comes in and go, "This sucks, dude. I got to take a shit." I know.

God damn it. Yeah. She was like talking about this one person where like this painting, this is like the house that he built. And if you look this way, that view of a river is what he would see outside of his house. And I'm like, damn, you guys are going crazy on this. I breezed through in two seconds. Cool. Cool. Nice. I'm out. But yeah, they were they were getting into it.

No. When the art people start talking to me, I go, I literally I don't believe you. Did he tell you that? I don't think that's true. I don't think he saw that.

You should just start being like, I actually heard that uh he had French lineage. I thought he had French lineage. I thought it was more like realistic surrealism. I thought

Yeah. Did you know he was gay? Like what do you know about Salvador Dolly? I'm more of a Dolly guy.

It's cool. I also what I did learn though because a lot of those guys you see some paintings where you're like you see one that's like a like a hyper realistic portrait that someone painted that I'm like yeah I'm like that's amazing and then you get a guy who's like

super squiggly who's the guy who does the screen painting Mooch or something his name is I learned

yes I thought it was Van Go the whole time this guy or something he did the screen painting and I'm looking at his other paintings I'm like a lot of them are just swirly crazy stuff

and I'm like dude if I was a guy who did this and I'm seeing this I'd be like what the [ __ ] But apparently those guys can do that. They get bored and then they're like they want to do some weird

nice other [ __ ] I learned that cuz I all my whole life I was like dude you got these guys just masquerading around. I'm like I'd love to do that guys.

Squiggly guys. But my friend was like no dude he's a master tech. He could do that if he wants but this is his how he you know chose to spend his later years. It's like let me see some proof.

[ __ ] all that dude. Let me see some proof. But yeah there's a guy who does like blue just rectangles. Yeah, that the modern art

modern art [ __ ] itself. I've been in the moment so many times and every time I go I get angry.

No, man. You walk in, it's like a TV screen of a woman screaming. Dude, that [ __ ] pisses me off.

[ __ ] is this? They they've gotten into some wild stuff. I will say, yeah, that stuff I have no

Star Nights in there. And that's that's nice to look at. Star Night is sick. So I I saw um there was this lady, she's a Japanese woman. and she had like one of those immersive installations where she apparently started hallucinating polka dots everywhere. So she would paint these rooms and you walk in and it sounds so dumb but they're just tiny dots and big dots and it that was kind of cool but it's like I don't know. Yeah. I can't get behind the thing of a guy on a VCR being like stop right there. Stop right there and you're like that's I could have done that in five [ __ ] seconds.

That stinks. That would piss me off. Yeah. But there's Yeah. There was a guy who like attached fluorescent lights together.

They're like this was actually very beat the [ __ ] out of him. I'm very transgressive.

Especially again like dude the people who paint like a beautiful waterfall or like

Yeah, it's [ __ ] alt comedy. Yeah, true. Do chomp or whatever. That's alt comedy, dude.

Like I could do comedy, but I'm just going to do like making fun of comedy. Yeah. Yeah.

Shut up, dork. I've never seen you do comedy once. Yeah. Paint a [ __ ] waterfall.

Show me a waterfall. Hump the stool. Yeah. Yeah, the uh but that was cool. I It was It was fun to do. And then I ate my I I punished my friend by giving him curry wings. I'm like, "All right, dude."

Yeah. You want to take me to this Buffalo Art Museum? Now I'm a little home and home.

Now you're on my court. Game two. Curry wings. Yeah. It was really He's actually He's a really funny guy. He came the waitress came out like, "How's the pizza?" He goes, "It's actually horrible. This gluten-free crust is

an art snob, dude. He was cracking me up. Shout out Ray. It's a beast. Nice. Yeah. So, I had a good time, man. I had a fun old time. I was done. I think I'm done. My stupid podcast tour. That was It's exhausting, dude.

Yeah, it sucks. Stinks big time. But I had fun. Had a good time doing that. Repeating yourself. Especially towards the end of it, you get like

repeat the same stories. Just repeating the same thing and you're like, "Well, let me tell you." You've heard the question 100 times. You're like, "Let me tell you." Started feeling like a politician.

Yeah. I started hitting him. I should have hit him with the Gavin Newsome just being like, "That's interesting. That's that's really interesting you bring.

Did you see that clip? Yeah, I've seen a lot of Gavin. That's my favorite. Gavin,

what was he trying to get at? I don't even like they asked him about Apac, I guess, and he went, "Huh, that's interesting you bring up."

Yeah. He's like, "I don't know anything about that." He was basically like, "I don't know what that is."

But that but that's interesting. That's Well, that's very interesting you bring that up. Yeah,

dude. What do you do? It's nice defense. I know. I'm very interested in that. I thought I thought he was being like that way. What are you up to? I think it's like, oh, wow. Okay,

that's an interesting point. Apac. I don't think I've heard of that. I've dealt with other packs, but I don't know about Apac.

It is funny though. If your job is to be full of [ __ ] all the time and you just finally bomb at being full of [ __ ] you're like, I can't. My brain's farting out on me. I usually have like a cool way to maneuver around this. going it's funny you asked me about what

in his head in his head just Jewish guys really alarms going off just come on Gavin pull out of this

talk about infrastructure they're Jewish right are they interesting huh oh yeah well that is interesting I never

Jewish huh yeah I guess I have heard of And your little earpiece is like just static. [ __ ]

Help. Pull up. Pull up. Yeah, it's very No, it's interesting you'd ask me about this. Like turning the tables unsuccessfully.

The Trump dog though hit it with the Why you guys still You guys are obsessed. I know. I know. I know.

Do you get to watch any of the uh No Kings protest highlights? I caught a little bit.

I went into a nice little algorithm. He's [ __ ] crazy. I had X. I had X on the way home and I was I was on there watching the No King stuff. It was uh

You see the guy get his glasses stolen? No. And fall? No. From what I understood it was

took the most brutal fall. No. Ass up [ __ ] Who snatched his glasses? Some [ __ ] liberal punk, dude.

Wait, so a liberal punk snatched a geyser? Two geysers were walking by kind of talking [ __ ] Oh, be like, "Hey, whatever you [ __ ] quiz, [ __ ] you." And then somebody rips his glasses and he tries to chase him.

Falls, dude. Falls straight to ass up, face down, ass up on all fours, dude. Devastating fall.

I I might have just been getting propagandized through Twitter, but it was really that that my algorithm was kind of presenting it to me as a epic liberal fail of going to like white people into like poor neighborhoods and being like, "No kings, no." And everyone there being like, "Get the [ __ ] out of

Yeah, it was all very embarrassing. They're trying to hit the old the playbook.

Yeah. Last time, which even now is like embarrassing to look at the what? Like like BLM around there.

Like those types of protests. When you see footage of it now, you're like, damn, that's so embarrassing.

Yeah, for sure. Like standing in front of cops like Yeah. Like you look like a doofus.

You truly do. Yeah. One of those people. What is it? Crumping. It's the worst video you've ever seen in your life. Dude, they're crumping in front of the police. It's so crazy.

The thing I caught that was making me laugh was when they did uh they did the no kings extension into London and they did like they did like people in England were like no kings and then they I don't know if this is true or not but they're saying they had to alter it to like no tyrants for our people that do live under monarch you know monarchyled systems which is just like funny to watch it kind of unravel into nonsense.

Yeah. Instantly. Yeah. But that's I mean I don't know it's my thing is is like dude I don't live there. So, like, what do you think about the National Guard being deployed in? Like, I don't I don't [ __ ] live there.

Yeah. Depends. You know, if I was there and I was having a tough time, I'd be like, "Okay cool."

Yeah. If I was there and I didn't want them to be there, I'd be like, there was a kid who like did a uh viral Instagram of like putting on the shy and being like, "The cartels put out $25,000 hits on federal agents head and they immediately like pulled his account up and he was like, "This is [ __ ] bullshit." [ __ ]

Yeah. I don't know, man. I I uh Yeah. I don't I don't know. I I I mean, it's interesting you bring this up, actually.

Yeah. You don't have to talk. You don't have to give any opinion. No, I I like the videos of people walking around just for some reason praising the National Guard. That's been my instinct. I mean,

praising the guard. Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of old black guys being like, "Woo!"

Yeah. This is nice. I'm like, "Cool." That's a good algo. Yeah, it's a good That's my algo right now. I'm like, "What are you talking about? People love it there."

Yeah. If they're stopping and asking for [ __ ] people's papers, that's not great.

Yeah. What kind of papers? But if there's a lot of murders that Well, that's I was thinking about that on the plane home. I'm like, it is kind of crazy to accept that as like okay in any part of America if there's that many murders.

Yeah. To be like, well, that's none of your business. It's like that should be kind of unacceptable in America. Like they take extreme action. I always thought that when I'd watch like a horror movie,

you know, and like Michael Myers goes around and kills like 15 people. You can bring in the National Guard.

Why do we have two cops? Bring in the military. This happens every [ __ ] Halloween.

A bunch of high school [ __ ] Like, why is this up to a bunch of high school [ __ ]

Why are these hot [ __ ] high school [ __ ] Yeah, bring in the National Guard, dude.

Yeah, that was my big That was my big take on the airport. But I was like, it is shouldn't let you shouldn't let anywhere get because they called it a state of emergency in Chester, Pennsylvania like years and years ago got so bad that I think they brought in I think just state police. They were like, "All right, we're just posting police up everywhere because this is everyone's getting shot."

Like the stop signs there were like riddled with bullet holes. It was bad. So I don't know. Yeah, that's that's my thing. I don't really live there. It's none of my business. If personally if I saw the National Guard outside my house, I would walk up and say, "Thank you for your service."

What's that, dude? And they say, "Yo, your dog can't be out here without a leash." a big no kings, no kings, no kings. Show me that in the constitution,

no tyrants. You're going to like those highlight videos. It's just old people like singing, making up songs about no kings. It's very good.

Yeah. Getting in. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Being 55 and being like, finally I'm standing up for black Americans. Like, oh, good, man. It's good. You've had a lifetime to do so.

Yeah. Yeah. Where were you in the 60s? That's it. Yeah, dude. The geysers are getting crushed on Facebook.

They You just scroll the Facebook and just get their hard drives completely wiped.

AI has got to be truly destroying the geysers cuz it's getting to the point where I'm like, "What the? That bear's jumping on a trampoline. They got it on a ring camera. Holy [ __ ] The geysers must be getting popped by that.

My brother was setting up trying to set my dad up to make him think ICE agents were in the driveway.

That's a good prank. You could crush my dad with that. Oh yeah. So easy. I haven't got the feedback on I don't know if he pulled the trigger on it yet, but he's been battling my dad.

Yeah, Billy was saying he was calling your dad a Dem. Yeah, it's [ __ ] nice. I know.

Yeah, that Yeah, damn's a tough insult, bro. Crushes the gez. Crushes me, dude. Somebody hits you with a damn ego.

Damn, that sucks. We talked about last week. We both got damned. Yeah, we've been damned before.

I'm waiting for the next No Kings. I might go down there. Now that I Now that I've said it, I think I made a full 180. I'm completely on the no Kings.

No Kings. Yeah, I'm going to go down. No Kings. James would be down there. Pro Kings.

True. He loves James loves Kings. You might need a King, dude. My bad. I'm struck with a terrible illness.

You're sick. An upper respiratory some type of cold. Oh man, it's just a [ __ ] cold. But

still stinks, man. How long How long have you had it? That's the question. It It started like a week ago.

About a week ago. Couple days and then it just developed into something bad. At first it was it was very mild.

Shame it didn't stay in Vegas. When I was having fun drinking and partying, the cold was dormant. The second I started relaxing and

jumped in. That's interesting. It is. Maybe I should have a drink. Yeah, I was having a hoot in Vegas.

Were you? Yeah. Yeah. The Chain Smokers came to my show and then they were like, "Do you want to introduce us at our DJ show tonight?" And I was like, "Yeah."

Yeah. I was on stage at like a rave. I was like, "Lose Vegas. Are you guys ready?"

That's so embarrassing, dude. I've been dug in. All I do is I read my book about Vietnam right now. The Vietnam Vietnam Percazes book. Dude, it's

it's insane. just the childhood people had back in the 60s and like early 50s is like you you just grow up and just your dad would just beat the living [ __ ] out of you and then you would like

Yeah. The way he explained it was really funny because it's like you have a beer. So you grow up as being like go to church every day. You're like I [ __ ] love this country so much. You do atomic bomb drills under your desk and then you're like dude I can't wait to go to war. I want to go to war so bad. And they like dude the one kid the junior year he's like yeah me and my friend just like left and went to California for an entire summer. just didn't tell our parents. Came back and they were like, "Dude, we got hookers in Tijana. It was sick." And then next thing you know, he's going to boot camp and he's like just thinking like, "Dude, everyone's going to be so stoked. They're going to high-five me and get off. I'll [ __ ] your mother. Are you [ __ ] tripping?"

And he's like, "Dude, I was just terrified." And next thing I know, I was in the Vietnam jungle just being like, "What the [ __ ] is this?"

I didn't know there was urban warfare, too, in Vietnam. Of course, I didn't know that. I thought it was all just in like the like the rice patties and the marshes and [ __ ] And they really really didn't know who the [ __ ] they were fighting against kind of.

Yeah. He's like anyone could have been a suspect at any time. You just do like regular like Yeah. run to the store and you just drive a jeep and someone your guy's the guy next to you's head would [ __ ] blow off from a sniper and you just look at like you there's no there's just kids and [ __ ] around.

Yeah. It was [ __ ] up. They talk about just like going through and just eventually just [ __ ] napoming those little hamlets and [ __ ] They're like cuz you got so spun out from the whole thing.

Yeah. Then you're there and they're like, "Yo, you know this war is [ __ ] right?" You'd be like, "What? What are you talking about?" It was It's crazy, man. I I was

hit that Chem Burns. I'll check it out. Hit the Chem Burns Vietnam. It's It's awesome.

I'll check it out. The The memoir is nice cuz it's very personal. Yeah. It's funny getting to like know.

But no, this gives you like the Camaroons one is is very personal. Really? It's like a bunch of different people's stories.

Oh. And then the overall history of it, but like it's just guys personal stories. And a lot of them are like

I grew up all American like wanted to help the country cuz these guys were all post World War II. Their parents were World War II.

So they were all like, "We're the we're the good guys." Then they get to Vietnam and find out that they're the bad guys.

Yeah. Kind of. Well, yeah. Again, dude, kind of. Yeah. I mean, dude, especially if Yeah. Like he would in this memoir, it's like and then this guy showed up and you like the guy gets to know that guy and just out of it's like out of nowhere steps on a mine. The guy explodes.

Yeah. It's [ __ ] crazy. And then it's Yeah. Yeah. It was just It sucked too cuz all the guys go they're like, "I want some action. Send me out there." And it's just like

Yeah, it's the worst. You just get sh like a Russian missile [ __ ] hits you. Like where the [ __ ] they get there?

Got to go into a tunnel with a flashlight. Yeah, it's like midnight, dude. You have to walk at mid midnight just to go like scout a location. Dude, they like you just see tracer bullets like whizzing around all night when you're trying to sleep. It's just things exploding constantly. It's [ __ ] terrible.

But the Vietnam Percase book is it's [ __ ] awesome. I'll check it out. That's I just

Great, dude. I just at night I just get to my bed at like 9:00 p.m. and I'm just in war, dude. My wife's trying to come over to my chili pad. I'm like, "Not right now, dude. I'm dug in right now.

We're on a five. I'm in the [ __ ] We're we're on a fiveman scouting mission right now."

[ __ ] [ __ ] woman. Give me a second. But yeah, it's uh pretty brutal stuff. Yeah, Vietnam sucked.

Yeah, if I ever see a Vietnam vet again, I'm definitely going to give him a big high five. Pat on the butt. Yeah,

it's tough stuff. Yeah, only if he wants me to, obviously. But I talked about it before. They do the same thing with that where they're like the Vietnamese were but it's they never really cover the Vietnamese atrocities.

Yeah. I kind of want to read a bunch they were up to from their point of view. Yeah, dude.

Uh they interview a lot of the Via Kong in the Kemp Burn. Oh, really? It's pretty cool. Yeah,

I kind of wanted that side of things, too. Um, but I was just watching a every like every historical thing I watch about Native Americans, they're like they were proud warrior people that fought for their land and did and then they're like and the white man was evil and only thought about war. It's like wait, you just worded it different.

I know cuz they you just said they took their land and dominated. Yeah. Anyway,

no, exactly. It's they're hunter. I don't know why they do that. Pretty much hunter gatherers.

I think it's just Yeah. If you come out and you're like, they were pretty. As soon as you start the discussion, everyone's just kind of like, bro, bro, this is not what we're doing right now.

Yeah. Yeah. I did I did a deep dive into kind of like land acknowledgements. Just curious like did Native Americans like really even give a [ __ ] or is this just like

I met a couple that did really? Yeah. I I my and again I'm reading like a Reddit thread, but like some of them were like no. They're just kind of laughable.

Yeah. They're like the idea of even owning land was like foreign to us. We don't even It's like the land's our mother blah blah blah. They can [ __ ] miss me with that, too. They took over the land. They drove other tribes off the land.

I know. The [ __ ] Well, it's mommy, dude. Yeah. Get off my mama. They was pushing me.

That's my mama. Get off my mama. Your mama's over there. This is my mama over here.

Yeah, your mama's up north now. You have to live in the snow. But yeah, I was like reading it and there there was But the whole thing though, it all boils down to like if you're going to do a land acknowledgement is just like the tip of the iceberg. What you're supposed to do is do like a land acknowledgement that then dovetales into like and also I talk to the people myself and then it all boils down to like they have a VMO if you really like you're supposed to like send cash their way after the land acknowledgement

which I was just kind of like okay there we go. There you go. Yeah, there's the bottom. If you want to do a true blue land acknowledgement, you have to like first of all I think you're supposed to like be in talks with the people. I think it's not enough for you to be like, "This land was actually great outdoors." One in Canada brings It's like a They bring somebody from the tribe. Really?

They do a land acknowledgement and then you have to talk to them after. They gave me a nice uh thing of beads.

Oh, like a a sash. That's nice. That's pretty sick. That's really cool. Yeah, I like that. Where are they?

Uh it's in my room. Nice. Yeah, dude. Speaking of beads, I recently I tried about I tried to do a joke about this, but nobody no one's having it at all. Did I tell you about the Chinese and like the medieval China tradition in in like southern China where Marco Polo found out that like in certain provinces if you were a guest of a Chinese household you would be urged by the husband to have sex with his wife and all of his daughters.

Yes, you told me about this. D I didn't I I thought it was just like his wife. It's the all they would leave for three days. I did more investigations into this.

Well, the hottest tradition you've ever heard. Yeah, I'm sure you did some the real deep dive. Well, I looked it up the one time I like stumbled upon it. I just like stumbled upon the information. I swear to God they were like

you would have to like it was like um I mean this is why I don't think it works on stage cuz it's it's tough to phrase it, but it's like they said originally like the wife would choose if she wanted to have sex with you. Then I looked back into it and and Grock was like, "Dude, yeah, right." But but but it's deep it goes deeper than that though because apparently back then in certain provinces the more sexual partners your daughters had the more desirable of a bride she would be. They damn flipped the thing on their on the head.

So like you would like Marco Polo whoever which by the way Marco Polo stayed there for 17 years. Go figure. And then

but you'd have to present them with a small gift like a bead or something. That's what that's why you reminded me. And then on your on your wedding day, on your wedding night, your bride would hit you with all of her little sex gifts. And the more you saw, you'd be like, "Yes."

So, as a father, it was the opposite. You wanted your wife to you wanted your well, your your wife, but also your daughters have as many sexual partners as possible because then it was like she was experienced and she would make a better. It was like tied to some weird fertility cult stuff from like way back in the day. So, I think and then but I think in another part of China, they were like, "We are not down with that [ __ ] at all."

They needed Christ, too. I think it for Yeah dude. Marco should have been like, "Here's the real deal."

I think Marco was like, "Let me get to I am a travel writer. I'm a travel writer after all."

He was Bourdain. I didn't Yeah, I didn't realize he was there for 17 [ __ ] years. He's in China forever.

I didn't know he was there that long. Yeah, dude. Because he wrote a whole book where he talks about like, you know, his all of his adventures. And uh yeah, people then people get like, "Oh, that's just him romanticizing, but it's just like, dude, I don't know. Why would he [ __ ] That'd be a crazy talk."

Damn. Getting hit with the gifts on the wedding night would be like, "Oh, shit." Yeah, but it was that was their whole godamn

that was the world where you'd be like this is sick. So that's the thing of course.

So it wasn't even like it was like imagine like your your dad would be like oh [ __ ] here comes a traveler

some filthy Italian guy and just go here come into my house. The dad would walk just leave for 3 days and it was I I'm being respectful. It was free use.

Don't get me started for three [ __ ] days. [ __ ] Asian free use with a whole Chinese family.

You're talking Chinese moms and daughters free use. Yes, dude. For beads. For beads.

For beads. And then but the the women of the house would hang a hat on the door. So that that was like the father would like walk by the door and see the hat on and be like sick. And then just walk just leave for two more days. And then finally the hat would be gone after like 3 4 days and he would come back to his house and be like,

"Hey guys." Hey. [ __ ] wild, man. That's tough. Isn't that wild? Sure. How do you not have other people's kids?

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe uh maybe that's where apparently this was uh and again this is all internet stuff. They said it was more so the weaguers. So maybe that's why those weaguers are so [ __ ] light skinned, dude. So yeah, pretty wild and crazy stuff.

They didn't say who put it on the wigs. Well, they were like that. It was some of that area.

Theers went from that to [ __ ] Islam. I mean that'll bring you to Islam. Again, this is all like very, you know, not the deepest stuff. It was only a certain problem. It

sounds like this [ __ ] hippie mumbo jumbo. It's not hippie mumbo jumbo. Dude, Marco Bolo is like there was

I know. I know that. But I'm saying like uh when they're like in back in early civilization, women ruled and we had sex with everyone and sexuality was made up.

No, they're pretty clear. They were like this was not up to women. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But I know what you mean. They're like, but multiple partners is totally accept.

I've heard that [ __ ] where the poly [ __ ] dude. People will hit that like, you know, there actually were women led societies blah blah blah. And there's like whenever you go, "Okay, give me one. Name one.

Name one." It's well it's well doc. It's well documented. There's certain tribes where uh the men did the cooking and women hunted

women hunted buffalo and just [ __ ] guys like season three of tree or season four of tree detective.

Yeah, I've I've heard that. I have read people that say like that like way way way back before agriculture there were maybe during the beginning of agriculture there were female like where they were just like well that's where babies come from. These guys are the rulers. But but then I think it was like the desert people were more patriarchal.

This is all made up. Take it up with Joseph. Before agriculture, you're talking about what societies were like. They have no idea.

Take it up with Joseph Campbell. I'll punch Joseph Campbell. I'm going to punch him.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to hear one person tell me about anything pre-aggriculture.

Dude, I don't know. I don't know how. Just made up. Yeah, that's a fair point. Fully made up.

That's a fair point. I don't know though, dude. Cuz like we knew like we don't know [ __ ] We knew like the what the Greeks and the Jews were all patriarchy.

That's way after agriculture. So that's way after a Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah. I don't know. I'll just

way after. Yeah. True. That was a long and buildings and [ __ ] Yeah. You're right. You're right.

No. Pre-aggriculture is Sean. Look up look up women led societies in the dawn of civilization.

Oh, there's going to be a lot. You want to find a lot of lies. I want to see how they prove it though. That's what I'm curious about as well. keep looking it up. But they had a bunch that, you know, I never heard of none of that stuff before.

Like who? Let me see. Uh, I tribes, the mosu in China, certain societies. So, the girls would be like, "Here's what we're doing." Or like, how do they really hold that down?

Um, I think it's different in like Yeah, I'd like to hear about the Irakquai clan mothers were in the Irakquai apparently. Um, and they appointed or removed male chiefs. So like I guess they had

So they voted on the the leader. Yeah, I guess it was a guy. Yeah. Okay. That's a fair point.

I don't know. Yeah. But then who's really the chief? The chief. The guy. The guy is

Dang. That would suck if your wife removed you from chief. That would be tough. That would be so tough.

That would be tough. You'd have to fight her. Yeah. Okay. Well, good research. Good research.

Yeah, cuz I That is a good point, though, cuz I was like, how the [ __ ] do these people talk about this stuff?

It's like pre written. Yeah. History. They just Yeah. They find like tools and old campsites and they're like, "The woman was probably in that room."

They pick it up and they go, "This is pretty [ __ ] nice." Girl tool. Girl tool. This one had a lot of beads on it in its tomb. [ __ ]

Yeah, true. Like it is funny to find like scraps of beads and be like in this house the daughters would be sitting there. Marco Polo would [ __ ] them

as long as he wanted. Yeah. The whole ch having sex with an entire Chinese family is Man, that's that's crazy.

That's what's up. It's crazy to think about. That's what's up. It's interesting.

So it's interesting. I've never really thought about free use on an entire family.

I've never really thought about free use in a family. So the father would bring you in the house and leave for three. That's very

The father would leave. Interesting. Huh. And what would you do again? Remind me.

They would just go about their chores and you would have your way with them while they were working, maybe doing the dishes.

And then that is interesting. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it was the father was happy about it. That's Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard of that before.

No, I've never watched that. [ __ ] three times a week. But yeah. Yeah. Poor uh man, Marco Polo, man. What a great guy.

Hell of a run. Guys, truly a guy's guy. That's a guy's guy. But it's so funny. I think I think Jenga Khan was into some free use himself.

Yeah, he was on a free use. Mad one, bro. He put he put in like the Contra Infin. The ultimate free use.

Yeah, bro. Isn't like 25% of China related to related to Genangghas. Crap. I think Marco Polo chill with Kubla actually.

Yeah, I think I think so, too. I think he rubbed. I think he was like in Kubla Khan's [ __ ] uh squad. Yeah,

he chill with the con himself. That must have been [ __ ] so crazy going to a completely different world with no idea what was going on over there.

And I think Kublu was about to start [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Like really not doing great.

Oh no. Yeah, once Gangas died, I think they Yeah, they they just short I could be wrong. Kuba might have done well.

I think he was rocking, but again with the From what I He was off his daddy, dude.

He was still He might have been a bit of a Shaneo Mac, though. True. I think he was still doing stunts. I think he was still stunting on him, but he was no Vince.

I Dude, I'm so happy you opened my eyes to Shane Mack because I I I left off with him when I was like 10, dude. I left off with being like, "Yo, [ __ ] Shane Mac. [ __ ] pussy." And then you see the highlights. You go, "Damn, this guy was giving it as all."

When you brought up Shane Mack to me, I for real, I had to stop. I almost turned around and jacked your collar. Like, [ __ ] What do you say when you like,

"What do you mean he's cool?" I understand. Of course, dude. You don't think I I had a deep hatred for him? There's one other guy on earth named Shane and he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] And then I was wrong. He was the man.

He's Dude, I mean those cages have to be. Let me What is the exact height on those things?

It looks to me like 30 something feet. 20 25 ft, bro. Yeah, they're high as hell.

25 ft. Some of those are jumping off were like 40 ft. One of them like super high. No, the like the side of the [ __ ] Titan, dude.

Yes. [ __ ] That's what that was? Yeah. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, that's I didn't know.

Also, you didn't know about versus commercials. I didn't know about that. I didn't know. I didn't know what Versus was.

Versus I thought it was where two old rappers go headtohead. No. No. It's a fishing channel. Fishing in Pack 12 football

and rodeo. Like Mountain West basketball. Oh, yeah. Those commercial, those [ __ ] runs were crazy. So intense. And what year was that? They were way ahead of their time.

That was probably like 05 06. Way ahead of time. Yeah, they're making some What? Shout out

to whoever made that versus. Go to YouTube and type in versus commercials. Yeah, man. It was

just putting together just the best locker room speeches you've ever heard. Unbelievable, man.

Just get fired up. The funny thing though is during the commercial, it'll cut to like a hunting highlight.

Yeah. And that makes me laugh. Yeah. It's like it's you versus them. You versus history. That cuss like a scope on a deer. That's like what the [ __ ] did I do?

Second place, deer. True. You put it that way. That does second place does stink if you get eaten.

Maybe you like flies in your soup. I like second place like I like a fly in my soup. Not at all.

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Are you excited for the 76ers tonight? I can't [ __ ] wait. Yeah, I wish Jared McCain was healthy. Didn't he hurt his [ __ ] thumb now?

Yeah, he's going through a hard time, but he's gonna come back. He's gonna be great. VJ's gonna be. Yeah, I think VJ's

Who are the Sixers playing? Uh Celtics. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's a good game on [ __ ] the Celtics.

[ __ ] the Celtics. And uh I mean that with my whole heart and I I I do think we got him now. This is a lot. I think we got him though. Joe's playing. Paul's not playing. No McCain, but I think we got him.

Be all right. Yeah. Maxi Maxi. Maxi is looking the best he's ever looked. Paul's

great. Uh, but I said pause. It's okay. No, it's totally fair. Jerry McCain's looking as good as he's ever looked.

No paws on that. No paws. Yeah, read. They got the black jerseys. Black jerseys look nice. I was against them at first. The black jerseys look nice.

Going black jerseys. Yeah, they're bringing back like the AI. I I remember those. They're They're [ __ ] awesome.

I wish they brought back the true AIS like that were like like and one Oh, cut off giant jersey. Everybody has to wear bags.

Joel would look good in that. I was just going to say Joel would look good in anything. But I love

You love Joel. I love Joel. You're ready to get fooled again, dude. You're ready. Your heart's back in. I get about me.

That's just being a sports fan, dude. Week one, every year you go, dude. I I think we're going to win it.

All All off all off all off all off all season. I've been like, they're going to be so bad. Who cares? I'm barely going to watch

that's all I'm thinking about. I've seen the Sixers hype start growing again. That's good.

It's cuz Joe's healthy. When he's healthy, it's just like we can do anything. How many years do you think he has left in him?

[ __ ] Well, we'll see how this one goes. True. Yeah. Yeah. But if he's not healthy this year,

then it's might be it. Yeah. But but if he is, I think got two or three if he's healthy.

Yep. Just got to rest him. Do we have a backup center? We We got two. Bona. De Bona looks good. He's young. He's He's

What's his name? Boner. A damn bonus. A damn bonus. Dembonas. Deonas. We need Dam Bonas.

Dembonas is coming in. So, wait. So, just to recap, you said Deon's looking good.

Bonus is looking pretty good right now. All right. We got good Donis. What else we got? What's the What's the other backup's name? Guy's Butt. Got guys butts and Dembonas.

Do you know who the other one is? Uh Audrey Dro. I wish. All right. We got Dro.

Yeah, we got Dro. Nice. Uh it's come to my attention there's a tall Asian fella too kicking around the league again.

Is there? Yeah, there's a super tall Asian guy. But he's black. He He wouldn't have stood out as

No. as there's like a look him up. There's like an Asian like a Oh. Oh. uh from Memphis. Uh

yeah, what's his name? He went to Purdue. He was at my show. We hung out with him.

Nice. Zack Edy. Yeah, I believe so. Ed's the man. Tall as hell, right? Hung out with him a couple times. He's the man.

I heard he's really good. Someone was hit me with some of some of his highlights.

He's awesome. It was funny. He's like, "Wait till you see this guy." And it was just very like

he's just tall man basketball. Yeah. He's like, "I just I took a picture with him. I look like a literally just a short fat lesbian.

If you get rid of my height, I look [ __ ] insane." I was coming up to like his stomach. I was like, I went I went full I look exactly like the Mega Bus logo

cuz he's seven feet, right? Yeah. [ __ ] He's taller than that. That's [ __ ] You should be like, "Bro, you got

Literally, this is what I look like in the picture. The mega I'm the Mega Bus logo. Devastating photo.

Oh, [ __ ] I'll find it. I got some good ones of the Okan man the other day. Okan man's gut was out.

Oh no. He's Grinch. What happened? I thought he was [ __ ] locked in. I thought he

he was not locked in that day. The god. He looks like the Philly fanatic, dude.

He looks insane, dude. He'll have he'll have abs and [ __ ] weak. He He's the king of the temporary lock in,

which I mean, he can gut out like no one. That's awesome. He just gets a huge belly.

I mean, yeah. I guess if you get the six-pack fast, you got to get the belly fast, too. It's got to be both ways.

I got to find I got to find this one. I like that, though. He looked good with that belly on him.

I like the belly. Also, when did you get that photo? That was when I was in Philly. He went to the Eagles game and he was a He went to the Phillies then the Eagles back to back and the Eagles was at 1:00. He came I ran into him. I wasn't drinking at all and I ran into him and I was just like,

"Dude, you need to go home. You're awful." He was This is how drunk he was. He was falling asleep at the bar.

He was trying to watch the rest of the NFL games on his phone. Beast. He went to the bathroom. I would change his phone to I would YouTube full game 2010 the exact same matchup and he's just And then at one point, one point it cut to Tom Brady throwing a touchdown to Wes Welker like a highlight and he was like he just watched you watched 2010 like Bucks Falcons.

You are the devil, dude. It was so funny. That's such a funny thing. Oh [ __ ] He's like, "What the [ __ ] is this?

Oh, [ __ ] God damn it. I got to find this picture of me and eating." Oh, that's so [ __ ] funny.

Oh my god. Yeah, if someone's significantly taller than me, I look nuts in the photo. As soon as we took it, I was like, "Delete it. Delete it."

No, I think I I uh I was honorable with that. I posted it on the internet. Yeah, man. He's Everyone knows I was like, "This is hilarious."

Everyone's like, "You look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] you." I'm like, "All right, I'm going to put down social media."

Yeah. It's totally unnecessary. You're like, "You don't have to live." It's just been literally It just hurts me now.

Yeah. I just go, "Oh, I'd like to be uh hurt." Yep. All right. Good. Three minutes of watching a show. I go, "This scene's boring. Let's get hurt." All right.

There we go. That one really hurt. You know, you know, I was in the shower today and I I uh I don't know if this is like the dumbest thing ever, but I was thinking how 97% of people, I think maybe even 98 are like terrified of public speaking. Yeah.

Then if you asked anyone like, "Would you like to be famous?" Like more than anything ever.

It's like, "Well, dude, it's the literal fear of public. You're just being stared at.

You're constantly perceived." Yeah. It's a bad feeling. It's It's bad. I I mean, yeah, unless you're a psycho that likes being perceived.

Yeah, true. But I don't like it. I hate it. It's true. I've been stricken down with the melancholy, dude. I went for a walk the other day. Yesterday I was going through it. I like I don't have anyone to even talk to about this stuff.

I got Yeah, true. Yeah. Like Yeah. I see everyone saying I [ __ ] stink. Yeah. I I got a message the other day from a lady just going, "Hey, just so you know, me and my boyfriend watched a special. It sucks so bad. I hate it." And I just watched I was like, "God damn, dude." Like a nice little message from a lady. I said, "What the fuck?"

From a lady. I expect this from a guy, but what the hell? Why do a lady go out of her way to [ __ ] take me down?

Yeah, lady hurts. I was What are you pulling my pigtails or something? Yeah, you got me. I gave him the god bless. I went God bless.

Yeah, God bless. Just God bless, man. Yo, I hit a lot of God blesses. Yeah, just God bless. Yeah, it is. It's a weird thing to complain about. Like, dude, you must be on cloud nine. Like, I'm deeply depressed right now.

That's good. You get that. I get nothing but like, "Are you all right?" Really?

Yeah. I like people like, "That must be really hard what you're doing. It must suck." And then you're like, "Well, there's good parts.

I I like it. I like what I do." I get a lot like, "Are you excited?" You're like, "No, I don't have the same feeling every day." It's just [ __ ] kind of weird anxiety, but

Yeah. It's not good. You do have to be a psycho to Yeah. Enjoy it. Yeah. to step in and be like

and then you're like I I see how Chappelle left for a while. Yeah. There's a daydream all the time where I'm like

I could leave I could leave for a few years. Yeah. I think I also think it's uh Yeah. I feel like Yeah. It's not a bad thing.

I probably will. Give me two more years and I'm Yeah. Going to go away for a while.

That'd be nice if I can. A lot of people have a tough time leaving. Yeah. True.

You got to get off the stage for them to want you back on the stage. That's true.

You know. Yeah. Yeah, but you got to but you also got to do a cool new look. You can't You got to go Letterman grew the beard, dude.

You got to do a cool look. You got to do something sick, dude. Mhm. I've got it. Going to change the pigmentation of my skin away for six years and come back as hell.

So, my question was, would you be Shane bad or Shane Quake? Shane Quake. We'll see. We'll see if I'm on a weight loss journey while I'm doing it.

Shane Rock, Shane Bad, or Shane Quick or Shane Smith. Shane Smith. Shane Smith.

I'm coming back bonkers, dude. I'm coming back [ __ ] slapping people, screaming.

Shane Smith. Not to be confused with the guy who does Vice. True. Yeah, I think about it.

Yeah. Well, yeah, it' be nice. But then it's Yeah. Like what would you do if you did a pure sabbatical?

I don't know. Just goooom. Probably not just goooom, jack off for five years. That'd be like a monklike existence. Don't talk to anyone.

Just disappear. Go to Madrid. Jack off for 5 years. Come back black. Come back black as hell. All right. Do it. Chappelle came back jacked. Do you remember that?

Yeah. He came back way too, bro. He came back yolked. He was too jacked. True. He came back jacked and his head didn't quite fit.

He did get absolutely yolked. Yeah. When he left, he was so skinny. Yeah. I I' I'd have to just in honor of that, I'd probably sex change.

Yeah, we'd have to do that. If you're coming back, if you're coming back with a pigmentation out,

the brothers could come back. I could just keep on my normal life. Like, oh [ __ ] there is a guy's a girl now. Oh [ __ ]

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, true. True. [ __ ] stricken down with the melancholy. And it's it's probably the sickness as well.

Sickness will do it. The illness will get give me some melancholy. Yeah. But we'll be all right. Yeah. I mean, we just have to break through to a whole other level.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I've thought about it. I've been laying in this room thinking about the changes that need to be made.

Total locking. It starts with getting rid of fake friends. It's time for me to completely isolate myself. I've reached that level of fame. Now it's isolation. True. You might have to do Luke Skywalker on the Mountain.

Yeah. Like you come back and you're like, "Dude, my dynasty." I thought about the best down syndrome joke of all time.

Hell [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. I uh You know what's nice right now for me? I wake up every morning at 6:30 and there's a bunny in my front yard every day and my dog chases it around for a good like minute and a half and my kids just go nuts every day at 6:30. It's been pretty fun. That's good stuff.

Matilda doesn't She doesn't try to bite it. She just want She's thrilled with the chase.

We just get to watch it every morning. I'm like, that's like that and then reading about

It's coming. Well, she's gonna bite it. I don't think she's going to bite it, dude.

She's going to bite that bunny. I'm telling you, she chases frogs. She just She just She's all about She loves

close. She could get it, dude. If she wanted that bunny, it'd be hers. Yeah. But no, she doesn't She doesn't [ __ ] with the bunny. She chases around. My daughters scream. I'm like, "You guys got to be quiet, dude. It's still dark out." They're like a bunny. I'm a donut.

So yeah, they're there. Yeah, having kids would be nice. Yeah, that does that occupies 97% of your brain. No doubt.

Which is nice. There's nothing to think about. It's just you like wake up every morning. They're there. You never sleep.

They FaceTime you. Do the dinosaur face. Every every time I'm traveling, I call them like, "Hey guys, how you doing? Be a dragon." I have to just put the dragon head filter on and they just go

how you guys I'm like how are you guys? That's good. Uh do do the unicorn stick out your tongue.

This is what happens when I'm on the road. La Mer facetimes me. La Mer facetimes me. He's like will you do dragon I put him to bed. La Mer goes to bed. He facetimes me. I go you'll be all right. I'll be home.

I'll be home brother. Shane, where are you? What day are you coming home? Shane, can I jack off in the office again? Yeah, go ahead man.

Yeah, they I did I did like two one day was a seven-day trip and then I had like a week off. They went to I did like a four to five. They were not happy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Dallas was like, I got to go away again. And they went, "All right, guys. This kind of sucks." I always tell them I cry. I'm like, "Guys,

I'm going to cry again." They're like, "Don't cry." I was like, "All right, if you guys don't cry, I won't cry." And then I, you know,

it's been working. Yeah. You get in the car, you go free time. Now I can work on my laptop.

Now I can [ __ ] around. Yeah. But I I feel crazy, dude, when I like cuz I go to a hotel room and I'm so used to there being a million things going on. When it's like quiet, I get like the heebie-jeebies. I just sit there and I go, "What the fuck?"

Especially coming real heel room, you go, "Yeah, where the [ __ ] am I, dude?" Yeah, man. Especially when you come out from like you do the two shows, it's just like you're like like vibrating and then it's like ice cold quiet hotel room and it's like dude I don't feel like watching I if I like go to watch TV I just flicker through a menu of Netflix and I go I I just turn it off.

Yeah. And then I go I'm just going to lay down until I fall asleep and then my body's just throttled with adrenaline and it's just

all rows truly do lead to the hub, dude. When you're in the hotel room it's it's it's terrible. You got to have about 20 beers and then you got to watch uh Rud Vanessroy all goals scored for Manchester United. That's a good 40 minutes.

You really do see the drinking cuz you go like I got to do something. Yeah. I got to I'm back in this room by myself. I'm completely charged up.

Yeah. I just I literally go right. You got to get back into acid. That [ __ ] rocked.

Acid [ __ ] rock. We have to find another time in the future to Yes, for sure. Earlier. Take it earlier, too.

Yeah, that'd be nice. So we'd have to so we can go to bed hopefully. Yeah. Or even, you know, even if you went to bed by 3, that would be

Yeah. Be a victory. Staying up all night on that stuff and flying home was not the [ __ ] recipe for

Oh, that was Dude, that airport was I woke up that talk about going to the airport early that day. I woke up walked around. I didn't even I barely slept. I just walked around with a suitcase around Chicago like a [ __ ] crazy person. Went to the went to the airport so early and I for some reason like wouldn't eat. I was like, "No, food would not be the move." And I just it was Yeah, it was a weird time. It was a weird day.

Weird time weird day of my life. It was a weird time. I was so happy to be back in the natural rhythm. I had been like, "No, no more coffee, nothing. Sunrise, sunset. If I can just inhabit those days, that'll be nice." And, you know, already back on the devil bean.

Don't worry about the bean, dude. It's fine. I had the bean. The bean handle the bean. The bean's under control for sure.

Dude, I got [ __ ] Do you ever get I'm going to have an intervention for you for the bean?

Yeah, dude. We're going to sit you down and be like, "Dude, you've had too many beans."

Call the wife. Call my wife. She'll eat it. She'll do it. She's like, "You get so mean when you're on caffeine."

When you're on the bean. I need it. Shut up. When you're on the bean, dude. I got I got car sick for the first time in my life.

That sucks. The electric Mustang. It's only that car. I was in the electric Mustang and I was just like sitting there. I'm like, "Oh my god, I feel [ __ ] awful." And again, I like I beaned up pretty hard.

Who [ __ ] driving an electric Mustang? Uber driver. Damn. So, I'm like in that thing, dude. It goes

It just rockets forward and they let go of the gas and like stops. Yeah. I was [ __ ] dying, dude, in there.

And then I I was like, I thought it was the coffee. I was like, dude, what the am I like, what the [ __ ] going on? I felt sick. I had a headache.

It's the [ __ ] beam. You're having withdrawals from the beam. I thought it was the beam. And then then it was it was brought to my attention that the electric Mustangs are notorious for It was like a 45minute ride.

That sucks. Oh, I was trapped. I was dying. I was truly [ __ ] dying. So, it was it was, you know, look out for that.

I'll keep an eye on that. You get the electric Mustang Uber. Careful. Yeah, that wouldn't fire me up. The only time I ever drove a a Tesla, it was doing that

really. And I guess you can adjust the settings to make it kind of come to a rolling stop.

Yeah, I did not. So, it was just the whole [ __ ] drive. I think if you're driving I think it's better though if you're driving than you're not driving. I was in the back seat. I've never I thought it was like a fake girl disease, dude. I got for real got motion sickness. That's what I thought it was. Yeah.

Till I got stricken with it and I said, "Holy fuck." Car sickness is definitely babies and girls.

Oh yeah. Big time. I get that's that's the number one postfight driving and postfight silence. That's how they'll cold war on. They'll go and what what

I have emotion sickness. You're like [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] Christ. What the [ __ ] kind of abuse is this is a new form of abuse.

Do you want me to There's nothing you can do. The only thing you can do is speed up. [ __ ]

Your exit's coming up. I thought you had [ __ ] motion sickness. Shut the [ __ ] up.

Our exit's coming up. We're going right into a pillar. This is our last exit. But yeah, that's I'm I'm happy to be back now. Not doing a million podcasts. That makes your brain feel kind of crazy.

Yeah. After a while of just non-stop of like Yeah. So Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. For sure.

Yeah. I don't I don't want to do any more podcasts other than this one. Yeah. I don't like giving opinions.

True. Done. I don't have any more opinions. I said them all eight years ago. I haven't thought of anything new. I haven't changed.

Yeah. There's really uh also too now it's uh it's it's too high stakes. There's a big moral shell game going on.

Opinions I have fluctuates dayto day. But you could catch me after a long night of watching Nick Fuentes highlights on Instagram and I'm going to give you some crazy advice.

Well, also when I really when I depends what algorithm I got. I know. Whenever but when I sit down to think about it, it's like how do I really think whenever I go honestly how do you really think feel about this? At the root of it, I go I genuinely have no idea.

Yeah. Like I don't know how it works. I don't know anything about it. Most of this is just me wanting something to be true or having a like a automatic reaction where I go, "Yeah." And as soon as I investigate it myself, like like how do you really think it goes and I'm kind of full of [ __ ] on this? I have no I have genuinely no idea. I just have my biases and I just go, "Yeah, well [ __ ] I don't know.

That's how that's how I feel about that. That's how I operate." And I've seen a lot of videos that support that. And there we go. We're done. But yeah, now dude, you get into the uh there's a lot of like demonology talk now with tech billionaires. Peter,

I have seen Peter talking about the antichrist. Yeah. Yeah. And then Tucker had a guy on too that was talking about like he had Alex Jones and this other guy talking

to the Jones one. Jones one was nice. I listened to that on a plane just talking about like talking to the DMT entities like get rid of the human population.

So be on the lookout for that guys. Uh what's going on with the demonology? They're just saying like all these tech people have been doing like DMT and are talking to these like entities that uh Alex Jones believes are like legit spiritual entities that are like demonic obviously that are telling tech billionaires to eradicate. And the worst part was Alex Jones specifically said they get these like jester-like figures and I went I got bullied by the jester that bastard dude. He didn't tell me to depopulate. He just literally just made fun of me.

Depopulate would be nice. Yeah, that's what that's apparently that's what he's saying. They're all They're all getting a signal with Deop and get rid of a bunch of people and just like re in AI to kind of like reign supreme and it's you know I know dude it is pure nerd stuff.

Miss me with the nerd AI [ __ ] I know they they got to someone's got to stop them.

I'm watching college football dude. True. I have no time for your computers. Shut up. Grock sucks. Grock

I will say dude my thing is it's useful if you need to be like hey I'm reading a book. Is this true? Or like do you have any other You can research with it and it's not bad.

Yeah. But to be like it's going to completely control all of society one day. It's Google.

Yeah, that's kind of it's a fast Google. It's a more comprehensive Google for sure. That can be wrong.

Oh, now you're back on your AI stuff. I'm just chilling. Well, then what was that nasty little face?

It's over, dude. We're cooked. The AI already won. I don't think so, man. Cuz you're talking about the super intel.

I know. Oh, dude. And they're they're like a antihumanist. They're trying to become like trans human. They're trying to ascend past being a human. Who got

the the tech billionaires? The guy with the AI. They do want to live forever. And that's kind of they're saying like that might be on the table.

Yeah. But also, who wants to be a nerd forever? Not me. Just an eternal nerd. Eternal nerd.

You give I'm not trying to come at Zuckerberg. You give that guy two more thousand years and they're still going to be like, "Who the [ __ ] is this nerd?"

Finally, there's there's going to be a super bully. There has to be one chosen one in the next 2,000 years that's going to punch all these guys in the belly.

Statistically, it's coming. I might start my own AI. You got to start create the ultimate bully.

You got to create an error, dude, to stop these guys. I'll live forever to fight them.

You guys were actually gay. Remember when you got a boner in third grade? I was there. I did the research. I recreated it right here. You got to pour all of your worldly money into a bullying AI. So you guys are [ __ ] losers. No matter how much money you have, you'll always be a [ __ ] nerd. Give up.

People never find the right combination of cool clothes and jiu-jitsu. The cool clothes are [ __ ] crazy, bro.

Box t-shirt and a chain. You What the [ __ ] are you doing? My the best part is like imagine imagine if I was a billionaire and I hired like all kinds of stylists and they just dressed you like a Paul brother and you're like what the hell?

That's what I got. I got a stylist. They would dress you like [ __ ] gave me like 10 Paul brother shirts and I was like you guys got to get out of here.

I'm not wearing any of these ever. No, cuz I wanted I wanted I was like I can't buy clothing.

Yes. I there's something in me. I cannot buy it. I buy the same thing every time. I get gym shorts and t-shirts. I need somebody to buy me one thing.

Yeah. So, I I forgot all about it. And then these ladies came to my hotel room with like racks of clothing.

They're like, "Just try these on." Yeah. I just had to do like a fashion show for three women.

Yeah. It was the most embarrassing thing. That they like hiked my pants and checked how loose they were on me.

That was some of that which was very nice. What? No. When they left, I paid a little visit to the beatoff ferry.

No, it was such a disastrous day, dude. I was in LA for I think the Super Bowl commercial last year and I brought my Xbox.

Nice. I had [ __ ] Banner Lord fired up. I get to LA. I'm like, finally some peace. Start playing Banner Lord. There's a ring at the [ __ ] my hotel phone rang and they're like, "Uh, we have some people to see you." I was like, "Oh [ __ ] I forgot about this."

Oh no. And then I had to try on literally like [ __ ] Harry Styles outfits. Like [ __ ] like bell bombs.

Like now can you do a back flip [ __ ] I look like a [ __ ] Hire your sisters and mom to be your stylist.

They are. This is This is Yeah. This is what they bought me in fifth grade and I'm still doing it.

This is it. Yeah. No, Britney Britney got a stylist and same thing. I was like, "However, get me some pants." And it was like, it was a battle. I was

I did get some dungarees out of it. Yeah. You do learn about some dungarees. I've learned about a couple nice comfortable things. Yeah.

Too fat to be wearing cool clothes. No, dude. Well, they take it personally when you're like, "Dude, I I hear you and that's nice, but like and because you have to explain to like that's kind of for pussies." And they're like, "What are you talking about? that's this is like this is like what I've studied and you're gonna look great and you're like yeah but like they kind of come at you like oh what I guess you're just like not confident like no one's going to tease you. I was like first of all yes they are first off you wouldn't guess how many people will tease me. It's a number you can't imagine.

Millions. It's like dude Britney's like she'll she'll get on my ass about all the time. She's like just because your brothers called you gay when you're in sixth grade doesn't mean you have to dress a certain way forever. I was like, "Yes, it does.

It does. Yes, it does. That was good that they did that. That's a That's a natural

Yeah, that's biological for sure. You should have that." Oh, yeah, dude. No, it gets cuz then it gets weird

cuz also like I've noticed uh high black fashion. First time in my life I'm going, "You guys are good with that. You guys can have that." The [ __ ] black guys have have found out about Jenos now.

It peaked in ' 04. Yeah, black fashioned. Gunit was probably around then. I would say Fubu jerseys, GUI tank diplomats and Gunit

the best. They had it. Then it was skinny jeans. Now it's just been it was skinny jeans.

Now they're just recycling old white guy [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. They're like now we're goths. Now we're vampires.

I know. I know. It's what's going on in the black high fashion world cuz I feel like you guys have lost your way if I'm if I'm being honest as brothers.

And that we have, you know, Yeah. Before Shane race transes race transit, I'm gonna race trans.

I'm coming back jacked in and Jenos. I'm coming back as Jalo. Yeah. Holding a handbag.

I think the Jordans are too expensive. You can't. Come on, man. That [ __ ] Jeno shit's so expensive. I don't want to hear that.

You telling me black fashion has hit a thing where they're finding budgets? Good luck with that, dude. That's not the case at all,

dude. We're talking NBA. We're talking NBA pregame. We're talking the walk out.

Yeah, man. Those outfits are [ __ ] sus. Sometimes they're sus. Sus as [ __ ] They wear like vests with no undershirt or purse. Like a

rock a purse with probably nothing in it. It's gone too far. That does make it worse though. At least put something in your purse.

Did you see Cameron's bag? When Cameron paid Adrien Bronner, he had a bunch of cash. That's what we're missing on the podcast. We need a designer bag with $100,000 in it.

All right, I'll get it. And we'll have a guest on every week and just every week. Yeah, exactly. That'd be nice. And then every week,

yo, Nick Bryant. Yeah. Yo, bro, thank you for your time, just 5 minutes into every podcast. Like, you got to roll, dog. You got to roll, dog. I'mma pay you for your time.

We got to get Cam on here. That would be sick. He hit someone with the I mean, the best pause I've ever seen.

Really? I think the guy was talking about I It was some It was an athlete and and unfortunately the guy goes, "Yo, like my [ __ ] head game's crazy." And I don't know what he was trying to say. Cameron just goes, "Okay, hold on. Big pause. Big balls."

He got Le'Vy on Bell with some good ones. He's like, "And I just went to Kansas City and they just knew how to like use me." And he was like, "Hey, I was going to let the last couple slide, but Paul wonderful." I I really love the attention to detail of just like sussing out anything that could be perceived as gay and just stopping a serious interview and like well just so you know what you said sounds like you're having sex with guys but otherwise go on

I got roies with one that I just couldn't contain really I was doing the podcast with him and he was showing the highlight of Michael Chandler kicking

uh Tony Ferguson in the face he was like look at that just a ball of muscle just exploding in your face. I couldn't even I was like paused. It was like a guttural pause.

Andrew Santino got one out of me. I think it was last year was on his podcast. He was talking about the stretch lab. And I'm like, I heard of that place where you go to a place where all they do is they stretch you.

Yeah. And I was like, so we're talking about it. He goes, "This guy has just been stretching me to my limits." And I was like, "Bro, I I'm sorry."

That's the worst show. But I was like, Yeah. Yeah. I was like, "Dude, I don't want to be disrespectful, but obviously Paul, that's crazy being like cuz he had a couple that I was like, I don't want to be rude." And then it was like, you know, when he just stretches you to your limits and I was like, "All right, dude. I got

stretched out by a dude." Just for the record, I just have to throw a quick pause in. This is kind of nuts. I thought he was doing it on purpose to get it right there.

Which maybe he was. I don't know. But yeah, it was very funny just to be like stretching me to my limits. I was like

the health the people that talk to you about their health, they'll hit you with 10 pauses in one.

Yeah. It's like it's that it's just been stretching in the morning. I get stretched out and then I [ __ ]

I run until my body can't take it and it's just like so thirsty and I drink water. It goes right down my throat. Stop telling me about your gay [ __ ] workouts. Uh guys, I will be in the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma this weekend, 10:24 10:25. I will then be in off the hook comedy club Naples, Florida 1171 118. Comedy on State Madison, Wisconsin 11:14 11:15 and then the Funny Bone Funny Bone Comedy Club Syracuse, New York 1219, 12:20.

Nice. And stay tuned for a I think I might go to the Stress Factory, too. So sick.

Yeah. In New Brunswick. November 7th and 8th. November 7th, I'll be in San Francisco. November 8th, I'll be in Sacramento. So please go to those.

What about when what are you boys? Any of you guys got anything you want to I need to know.

Come see the fellas. Here we go. Yeah. Get in front. If uh I think the day this comes out, I'll be in Atlanta Helium uh in Alfreda uh 8 8:00 p.m. and Optimum Knocks. When's the next one? [ __ ]

First and third Tuesday of every month. Yeah, that works. Nice. Thank you. Please come.

Thank you. Oh, Lair wants Look at that. Sorry. Hello, it's Vito. Hey everybody, I'm going to be in Iowa October 24th, October 25th.

You going to be in Iowa? Going to be in de mo Iowa. When? This weekend. October 24th. October 25th. Yeah.

It should be a hoot. Please come and hoot. Go see Lamar in Iowa. That'll be [ __ ] crazy.

Panties in mouth. I'm all powerlifting right now. I told you I'm heavy weights now.

I I'm I'm worried about you. Why? That's how you get really [ __ ] up. No, no, no. It's like I don't I go uh six rep max. So I don't go like as heavy as possible, but I do what I can.

You're not doing like deadlifts, are you? Oh, yeah. Heavy deadlifts. Not I did 205 yesterday.

All right. It's not bad. Stop. Keep That's I'm keeping it there. I'm keeping it at a six rep. Yeah. Whatever I can do six of, I leave it there.

Dude, you feel so awesome after that. I leave. I was doing like circuit training and I I like it like going high cardio.

Lifting. [ __ ] rules. Lifting is the best, dude. I mean, I still was lifting, but I was doing it like fast and like there's a lot of cardio. Now I'm doing like lift something heavy, chill, text, go on Twitter.

Yeah, chill. Get hurt. Yeah, get hurt by Twitter. I'll show them with my next rep.

Thanks, fellas. Whoever sent me that. Yeah, Twitter. I can't even read it cuz it's like I'm in I just I get tagged in so many like 97 person things. Like there's no direct,

you know? I just read and Yeah. I don't get a lot of insults on Twitter. Yeah. No, I just get propagandized heavily on Twitter. Yeah,

do some research and it's always it's god damn Twitter's [ __ ] wild, man. It's really it's a really negative space. You go on there,

it's all negative. It would be good. I wish I could like fully get into that though and be like, "Fuck yes." I watched a video today of uh I don't remember the guy's name. He's a Republican. Explaining like the shutdown. He goes, "Guys, I'm going be honest with you. Not going to sugar coat it. Here's what's going on." And just fully was like, "It's all the Democrats fault." And I was in my kitchen laughing being like, "Dude, I wish I could just be in here and be like, "Motherfuckers,

[ __ ] Democrats. What the [ __ ] They gave you a fair bill and you guys responded with $1 trillion, [ __ ] illegal immigrants, you motherfuckers."

I mean, how else are they going to get their votes, brother? Come on, man. If what the guy was saying is true, it is damning cuz he's like, "We've tried everything." Cuz you know they're about to run out of the SNAP benefits, bro.

I heard about that. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good, dude. the the I've I've seen people putting out the fat twos on Walmarts and dude Walmart's about to be [ __ ] lit battlefield.

So it's so funny to be on Tik Tok being like I'm about to [ __ ] Walmart up. It's like don't go on TikTok and say that you [ __ ] dumbass. They have you on camera.

I'm going to do what I have to do and [ __ ] Walmart up. Lee, you should get into a Walmart.

Just rummage right now. Well, wait till everyone else is doing it. Yeah. And then get in there. No, I tried to do that when everyone was uh protesting in the pandemic, but none of my friends wanted to go.

You wanted to loot a little. Just a little bit. Loot the mart. Dude, the the mart is ripe for a looting right now.

I hear a lot of podcast Nate just shook his head. I don't like I don't like you thinking about looting.

True. You're going to get pinched. La Mer. True. Do you have the vest still? You used to work there. You can do man on the inside.

True. You you did loot before. It was cool. That's When'd you loot? You got a good looting.

You guys should have looted a GameStop. What were you doing? Yeah. Well, he's I don't You guys were allowed to loot.

I was working at one. Yeah, he's got company ties, of course. But inside, man. The second everyone was like, "Nah, it's cool. You guys can loot for like couple months."

I would have hit the GameStop. I wasn't allowed to loot. You could have loot it?

No, the honks weren't allowed. Y'all were Y'all were looting with us a little bit. There were some hawks. Yeah, a little bit.

A little is a fair. Thank you for saying a little. Real small amount. There was just as many defending the targets in Walmarts or that [ __ ] fat lady in a wheelchair.

She deserves some respect, dude. For defending it. Yeah, true. She was trying to keep civilization together.

Yeah. She probably at her [ __ ] wit's end. What the [ __ ] are we doing? We're not You can't just take everything.

Yeah. When I was in Philly, my home target like bunching her my home target got shut down for a while. It was a major inconvenience. That thing got destroyed.

Yeah. The one on I think like in Bow Kinwood got [ __ ] leveled. But yeah, be careful. This this uh this I've I've seen a lot of people promising that they're going in. One lady said she made a deal with God where she wasn't going to loot anymore, but she said if you guys do loot something, I'd like to have you know, if you loot me a thing, I I would greatly appreciate it while you're out looting. Just like a grocery list. Yeah, it was actually

kind of nice. Kind of nice. Yeah. A lot of I You had a grocery list? Well, she was just kind of like there's some things. Yeah. If you loot, grab me a couple things. She's she was pretty pretty modest request. Like a pack of noodles and some case of water.

Yeah. Some butter fingers. Yeah. If if if there's extra in the cart, a snack, a treat, we'd be good.

Yeah. It's looking [ __ ] grim, man. And I was telling you, I saw a lady, it was this compilation of like the everyone's spazzing out of the benefits. And the lady just did one of the nicer, more constructive posts where she goes, "Guys, they have these survival packs at Walmart, which you can get like I think it's 25 meals, 37 bucks, just add water. I think 20,000 calories and you can just if you get one of those, man."

Yeah, that's that's paid. The MRE they trick me. Uh I think Tucker sells them. Does he?

Somebody sells them. Patriot. Oh, four Patriots. They they trick me, dude. Every once in a while I go, "Yeah, I should probably stock up."

The Patriot podcast, Alex Jones, and then I don't buy groceries. So, I would definitely just be going into my [ __ ] doomsday bunker and clearing it out.

I was reading that that uh Vietnam doomsday would happen. We get down there, I'd be like, "Oh, is that the bunker? [ __ ] I ate everything.

[ __ ] shit." Yeah. They were saying they used to make uh they would heat So, they get like the rations in Vietnam and they uh they had a little bit of instant coffee, but they'd have to use C4 to light this little thing. So you'd have to like get a tiny chunk of C4, light it to boil the water.

That's crazy. That's [ __ ] insane. Yeah, just a little bit. You got to get like downwind of it because I don't think the stuff is too good for you to breathe it in.

But yeah, yeah, just hopefully things turn around, man. I mean, this is I'm not I'm not worried about the snap thing.

Yeah, I'm confident they'll get that fixed. I think so. There's no dude. If they don't get that fixed, that's a problem. But

by Thanksgiving and Christmas, that'd be terrible. They'll get it fixed. Yeah, they will.

Well, yeah. If you guys want some more information, check out Sean Blazington's new video. Dude, I watched I caught it first thing this morning. It was

got you going. Yeah, it was funny because he does a [ __ ] the montage he puts together. It's like, dude, come on, man. We don't need 30 minutes of these vines. This is you're painting a very negative picture right now.

But then he goes on, he goes, "Guys, my heart's with all the moms who are suffering." And then like within 10 minutes, he goes, "Y'all mad Daddy Trump ain't giving you your snacks. Now you're acting like a brat."

He's just I think he's just kind of a troll but you got to give the people their snacks.

Snacks are a must, bro. You got to do the snacks. I didn't realize how many people were on the snack program.

I think a fair amount. [ __ ] ton of people are on the snack program. Oh yeah. A lot of people. Yeah. So, especially especially Thanksgiving, dude.

You need your snacks. You need your snacks. Thanksgiving and Christmas. Snackless Thanksgiving and Christmas. Cuz dude, the one lady was like, "For Thanksgiving, grab one of these ration kits." And I was like,

"Oo, that's a tough Thanksgiving." Took me back to when I was in Philly one time, there was this old he was just old white guy and he was like just a kind of a drunk. And I was in a this grocery store in West Philly. It was kind of like a depressing market. And uh and I remember he put a can of it was like close. It was like I think it was like the day before Thanksgiving. He put a can of spam on the thing and I was like, "Fuck, this guy's definitely eating spam by himself on Thanksgiving." And he like the lady was like, "Hold on a second. I got to do my register." And he just goes, "Patience is my strong suit, man.

I'll never forget it." He's having a good time. He's like, "What a great guy." Yeah. Yeah.

Just about to hit the Hawaiian Thanksgiving. They love spam in Hawaii, bro. They do.

Like it's I don't Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever really even I don't remember having it.

I've tasted it once. Is it just the inside of a hot dog? Kind of. Yeah. Kind of.

Yeah. It's like if you made tofu out of like a pig's eyeballs. Yeah. It's kind of what it reminds me of first.

Witches got a hold of some pigs. Then I have a noot. Yeah, we did it. We did. Uh, anything else you want to talk about?

No, dude. That's it. Hopefully next week we'll we'll d I'll be back from this illness. I'll be back.

Yeah, dude. Thank you for that. Stinks, man. Yeah, it sucks being sick. Especially talking when you're sick. [ __ ] blows.

I'll be all right, man. Thank you. What do you got What do you got to do this weekend?

Nothing. Can you recuperate? I can recuperate. I'm off this weekend. I got to go to Philly on Monday. I kind of got a shitty week next week.

Do you really? I got to go to Philly and then I got to go to LA next week. [ __ ]

Yeah, that's going to be tough. And then San Francisco and Sacramento. Oh, nice. Sack town. Yeah,

Sack Town's sweet. Sack Town is sweet. Sack Town. Hope the Diaz boys show up. All right, bye.

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