Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Spirit Airlines
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Prize Pick, AJ Brown, Tyrese Max
3. 30:00 – 40:00: Prize Pick
4. 1:10:00 – 1:17:14: Elf on the Shelf

Notable quotes from "Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)"

• You can't wear Spirit Airlines kind of did pull your pants up.

  about Spirit Airlines · at 0:23

• Is it still too early to start buying gifts? There is one place where it feels good to be right. Prize picks. Discuss specific players you've seen play really well that your…

  about Prize Pick · at 16:56

• Hang. I'm getting an Elf on the Shelf.

  about Elf on the Shelf · at 1:16:16

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• AJ Brown — Person · 1 mention · first at 17:13
  Lately AJ Brown's been back. we, still lost, but he's been he's been you. Yeah, I like how he's playing. If you're going basketball, Tyrese Max, he looks.
• Tyrese Max — Person · 1 mention · first at 17:21
  He's been he's been you. Yeah, I like how he's playing. If you're going basketball, Tyrese Max, he looks amazing. He's Shay Joic.

Companies & orgs

• Prize Pick — Company · 6 mentions · first at 16:41
• Spirit Airlines — Company · 2 mentions · first at 0:23

Products & tech

• Elf on the Shelf — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:16:16

Concepts & topics

• 2028 — Concept · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Wow. Wow. Wes. I'm a night shower. I don't really shower in the morning. I'm a night shower guy.

0:04 Uh, it depends what I'm Well, no, I usually mornings, but flights I try I sometimes will bust out a shower.

0:10 I might bust out a night shower before the flight. Before the flight? Yeah. I don't even wipe my ass before a flight.

0:17 Dude, you see they uh I think Spirit banned PJs on the airplane. What do you mean?

0:23 You can't wear Spirit Spirit Airlines kind of did pull your pants up. Oh, they did a little bit. the

0:30 They're like, "No PJs." I kind of For real, Froto, I'm I'm with that. No, that's crazy.

0:34 Just put on sweatpants. That's That's what I was saying. It's like, "Put on some sweats. Just put on sweats are more comfortable."

0:40 Are PJs? No, they're not. Not for real PJs. No, they're Dude, wearing sweatpants and PJs in public are two totally different.

0:47 What do you mean? Like just the the checker flannel PJs? Yes. Yeah. Flannel PJs. It's They're saying like, "Dude, no more." cuz they're it's also they're like maybe people stop wearing PJs, people act a little nicer and more courteous on it's like damn dude you're dancing around.

1:03 They put every they put spirit in a bus stop out here. Like it's like you still don't wear pajamas out that I like I wear.

1:11 It should be a $5 fine wear pajamas. A policeman should write you a $5 ticket. Put on my ticket, dude. Put it on my tab. Put it on the tab. I didn't get cheeks one time when I was young cuz of it was this when I learned that no I was in pajamas in public. I'm not going to lie. And I saw this girl that I was like talking to but we didn't smash. And then she saw me like coming out of my friend's house in pajamas but this is like 300 p.m. you know what I mean? I clearly was in my pajamas and like I text her. She was like so I saw you earlier today your [ __ ] pajamas. And

1:42 it's over. And it was over. It was pretty much it was more words than that but it was like

1:46 that was that was it. She had more words for she's like one day you'll see you'll go to Spirit Airlines. I I've my favorite to see at the airport is I've noticed I've seen women just wear basically their underwear on the plane. Have you ever seen that?

2:02 Yeah. It's kind of crazy when you go what the [ __ ] I go Yeah. I mean [ __ ] on the plane.

2:08 All these [ __ ] on this [ __ ] plane. Yeah. That's that's been that's been an issue too. Ladies have got in trouble. They There was one lady who couldn't board cuz she was just like her whole ass was out and the pilot was like, "No, you can't. You can't bring your ass.

2:20 Can't bring all that ass. Can't bring your ass onto this plane right here." Dude, I got My kid [ __ ] me up recently. I was like sitting there. I was doing so I think Britney was washing our one kid's hair in the sink, Maya, the older ones. And then the younger one was just on the couch watching TV. And I went to like hook her. She was like, "I'm cold." I went to like hit her with a blanket

2:38 and she popped up and she had her pants down, her ass was out. I was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?" She was like, "Just been scratching my butthole." And I was like, "Get get the [ __ ] up and wash your hands." She's like, "I like how it smells." I'm like, "Dude, get up. Get up." I was like just completely dumbfounded. Like, "No, it actually smells bad." And she's like, "No, it doesn't." I'm like, "Yes, it does. Asses smell bad."

3:01 Just Dude, the full surprise moon was crazy. Just casually pants down so you can scratch your ass.

3:08 Surprise. So funny. the reason it is hilarious. And just be like, I don't mind the smell. It's like, no, it's bad. It's a bad and you're like touching my [ __ ] face. I know you're digging into your ass all the time. That's what it was. You got to convince him like, "No, I promise you this is not the right thing."

3:23 But then here's the thing, a big old hypocrite that I am. So, I'm like, "Yeah, dude. Your ass doesn't Nobody's ass smells good. Stop." I was like, "I get how you can get tricked into thinking it's at least interesting to smell your ass, but I was like, it's no good." And then uh that night dude I I went back on the raw milk hard in heaven

3:39 along with the parmesan cheese cuz Egan told me parmesan reino is made or whatever however you say it is made with raw milk as well. I didn't know this. So I just been crushing parmesan cheese raw milk and a ton of steak which apparently cooks up the most

3:53 insane farts. Diabolical farts dude. They're like, "No, literally like it's they're the types of farts that like you get like mad at like really mad

4:04 because of the smell or the sound. They smell so bad that you're like, "Dude, what the [ __ ] wrong with you?"

4:08 They got oympic farts. Yeah, pretty much. It's almost to the point where it's like almost innate where you're just kind of like, "Get away from me now." Cuz like you're sick. I'm scared of you. Get away from me.

4:17 And like, so I lay there. I'm in bed. My wife passed out. And I'm just like laying there reading a book. And I just start, dude, like 30 second long hot farts that I'm going like I have no business cuz if I have a hot fart that I can tell like it's coming, I will do the courtesy of getting out of bed and I go to our closet and I fart in our closet

4:35 and I chill. I do a 10 10 second like chill so it doesn't follow you. So it doesn't follow me in. I give that much credit cuz sometimes I can get like it's not all the time, but if I have like a fart attack like that, it could be a good like two hours of the night where like I would completely change the atmosphere of our room. So I was like I it was one of those nights but I was

4:53 you wake up it's all muggy windows are fug but you you've changed the smell of a room before

5:00 but of course you got a humidifier on that's where babes get off the funny they're like it's not funny and you've literally altered the atmosphere

5:08 so they don't you know so if I have one of those nights I try to like at least step outside or like don't you know

5:14 I'll like give a little bit and see and if it's like however it's met I'll be like all right I'll go to the closet but the uh let's go fart in the [ __ ] walk in. But the So, I'm I'm laying there. I'm so cozy in bed and my wife passed out and I just start like, dude, just crushing like 30 secondond hot farts. And I was like kind of surprised. I'm like, "How does this not smell?" But it was all trapped under the blanket.

5:34 Oh. And the whole thing is I was like telling my daughter like, "Dude, like don't smell your ass. That's crazy."

5:40 I couldn't help it. I was like, "Does it smell?" And I I started for real sipping, dude. I would be like I take a little smell and I was like dude that is

5:48 you gave your bra kind. Well, I was just just letting a little bit out to test the waters just to see if it smelled and it did. I call it the whiff and I was like I it was almost so it was it was like so heavy that I was like this is like intoxicating. It was crazy. And then I like and then finally I'm letting little I'm letting out more and more cuz I'm like I got to get it out from under this blanket. So, I started letting out and finally like I got up fully to go to the bathroom to take a pee and as I started to get out of bed, my wife woke up out of

6:16 I knew you were going to sleep. You woke up. Deep sleep, dude. Out of deep sleep. It was so bad. She popped up and was like, "What the fuck?" And she like all she never says like bro or dude.

6:29 She was so tired. She's like, "What the [ __ ] bro? Bro, oh my god, what the fuck?" She's like, "Fuck." She was like mad like literally being like, "Fuck you." too. And she was mad at me. And then she passed back out and she I've never checked. She doesn't know this happened.

6:44 Really? She doesn't remember it. She totally flat. Dude, the fart knocked her back out. She passed back out and like it's been two days and I have yet to bring it up, but she hasn't said anything.

6:54 Dude, you hit her with the bro. I got away with absolute murder. Yeah. Yeah. The bro getting like a [ __ ] you bro out of my wife was like what the

7:02 I hit her with the Holy Ghost, dude. Oh, [ __ ] you, bro. the [ __ ] out of the dude. I was howling laughing in bed and she was like, "Fuck you. You think this is funny?" And I'm like, "No, I'm not laughing. It's not funny." Oh, it was the It was literally watching her go zombie mode from like an absolute I mean, it was like a royal. It was like a spoiled fruit. It was dis It was I mean, I I feel ashamed even talking. I shouldn't talk about it. No, raw milk fart sounds like it's got to be.

7:34 The parmesan, dude, is what really gets you to pinch your nose. Parmesan hits you with notes that you're like,

7:41 the parmesan gives you some exquisite notes. Gives you a different taste on your fart. A nice twist.

7:48 I was It's okay to I was talking about this last night. I said December is officially anal health awareness month. That's

7:55 No, not November. And then now it's no solid log December cuz I Yeah, I mean it's Sorry guys, this is going to be a diarrhea podcast, but

8:05 diarrhea this summer. Hey, sorry man. It's I I think the whole the whole squad's got diarrhea. You said you did basically a sampler basket.

8:15 I had one of those two where it's one of every type of turn. You're like, "What the [ __ ] is my It's a smorges board.

8:21 It's shrimp. It's a log. And then it's just like chowder little mac potato. No, that's crazy.

8:27 I had one of those yesterday that was the full smorgas board that now I'm just locked into diarrhea.

8:33 I'm just I'm in diarrhea right now, which is I haven't had diarrhea in a while, but it's like I'm rocking it.

8:39 I like I kind of like diarrhea better than regular poop. So, honestly, dude, so do I.

8:44 I like I don't mind a pile when But when it's like you get a hot pile, a hot pile like the true heat from diarrhea.

8:49 Here's the thing. It's It's all about solid diarrhea ratio. Diarrhea is a nice treat

8:54 if it can't be the main stay. If you're if you're locked in diarrhea, that's that I'll get scared after four days. I get start going, "All right, what's going on?"

9:01 That's it. Four days. Four days. Yeah. I get alarmed as you should, too. Don't lower the bar.

9:06 Four days is nothing, dude. Four days with no solid terms is nothing. I had my first log today. I was really happy.

9:14 Oh, yeah. You had uh stomach problems over the holidays. I struggled with the neuro virus. Yeah.

9:19 You had to cancel the show. I had to cancel the show. I said last night at the Noctis I was pissing out of my ass and [ __ ] out of my mouth for 24 hours straight.

9:28 You look for real like you lost 10 pounds. I did a cleanse. Yeah, you probably did. Honestly,

9:33 I I I kind of like it. I feel like healthier now. And you were locked up with Bae and her family.

9:39 Yeah. How was that you going as a guest and just [ __ ] and puking the whole time?

9:43 You got to Is that too Is that too many detail? Oh, is that TMI? I don't want to talk about it cuz I think like her cousins and stuff listen to this. But

9:54 they don't know. Wait, so you were secretly throwing up and [ __ ] No, no, they know that I was really really sick, but I don't want to get into the nitty-gritty.

10:01 I want to know what happened in the turb. It was just like, dude, I lost control of all of my faculty

10:07 and like I was busting out of it. You got to be quiet though. No, I mean I should have been quiet, but I wasn't. I was like I couldn't help it. Like

10:15 I wonder if any of them thought you were tone it up. They're like, "Damn, Sean tearing it up." Like, "This [ __ ] asshole." We invite him to our house for Thanksgiving. He's up there tearing it up. Came downstairs. You visibly lost 5 lbs. You're like, "Yo, how much did this dude spray? This is crazy."

10:40 So, they knew you were sickly. They knew you were diarrhea and vomit, but they didn't they were they were polite about it. They didn't say

10:46 they were nice about it. Yeah, they one of her aunts was a nurse. She offered to get me an IV. It was like horrible. Like I couldn't drink water. I just wanted water so bad. I was so thirsty. Every time I would drink anything, I would just puke it immediately.

10:59 Oh, it stinks. Weird. I said, "Can you still rip sigs or was like That was the first time I probably went a day without a SIG in years." [ __ ]

11:07 Dang. How'd it feel? I guess you're so notice I and I went to bed at like 6:00 p.m. and I woke up at like noon the next day feeling normal.

11:18 24 24-hour bug. 24 hours. And uh one of her aunt, they were really nice. They got me like a bunch of drinks and and one of them gave me like these nice nausea pills that help me sleep really hard.

11:29 So, everyone was really Yeah. Yeah. Everyone was really nice and helped me out a lot, but it was still humiliating.

11:34 That was like your first time meeting most of them, right? Most of them. Yeah. Yeah. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.

11:42 Hello, Uncle Zack. That's what it was. Like I was cur I was I was praying to God and like cursing my stomach like probably loudly in the bathroom. I couldn't help it. Like it was I had no control. My [ __ ] was to

11:58 That's exactly what what it sounded like. Did you get to eat any of the Thanksgiving meal?

12:03 Yeah, because it was right after Thanksgiving that I got sick. Oh. So, my lady was sick on Thanksgiving.

12:10 You think you got the bug from her? Yeah, I know. I got the bug from her ass. You're probably bug chasing.

12:16 I was bug chasing. All the little kids got it, too. It's Yeah, it sucks. Damn. How many bathrooms did it is in that place?

12:24 Well, they all went home. They all live. But um Yeah, dude. I hope they didn't get it. That would be bad if I brought a plague upon No, like her aunt that I was staying at and stuff.

12:33 She's a nurse, bro. She's probably champing that [ __ ] If I brought a plague upon their family, that would be a

12:39 I've heard I I I don't know if this is true or not. I heard after you work a long time as a nurse, you just don't throw up at all. You just take huge shits. Like every disease just flies out of your big butt. If you're a nurse and you catch anything, like they do all CO. That's how they made it through CO. Just

12:55 remember how they say like there are certain diarrhea cases that was all nurses expelling germs out of their butt.

13:00 They put filtration in their butt. That's why they're so big. It's kind of nice though. Never get a sore throat. Just a little diarrhea, you're back.

13:07 That's why they're so horny. They're never sick. They're never sick. No, no disrespect, but the um nurses, you know how it is.

13:14 Yeah, nurses and teachers have to be the highest per capita only fans to job ratio.

13:19 Yeah, I'd say that. I didn't know teachers were as naughty. I know nurses are certainly

13:24 teachers teeter and they hide it. I think we had a teacher in an all boy school who just had massive tits and just

13:32 buttoned her shirt down and showed them to everybody all day. And you can't tell me that she wasn't completely getting off on that all the time.

13:38 I we had she was like woripped by the whole student body. We had a teacher with a she was a white lady with a fat ass and but and I just I want to say her name but I don't want to do that but she like leaned against the chalkboard one day. She was always kind of flirty with all the students but she leaned against the chalkboard like just leaned back. She had chalk on her butt and she did a like a we told her and then she goes, "Can y'all get it for me?" And

13:58 everybody ran up. It was it was me, my boy Freddy, and this boy Andre that just started like hitting it with that and it was kind of the best.

14:06 Then she got fired and for like she like kicked a like a girl just like play kicked her in the leg or something like get your [ __ ]

14:11 weird. Yeah, I've had weird teach like crazy teachers like that and they always get fired for like [ __ ]

14:15 Yeah, probably cuz the school kind of knows what they're up to and then they're like we got to get them out of here first. And then she started dating a a kid after she got fired she was like picking up a senior from so they they were probably like

14:27 that's why she got fired. That's yeah the real reason probably. Yeah. It's also funny to be a principal and be like um you have to bring like your council of administrators and be like the history teacher is a giant [ __ ] I don't know. She's a giant perverted [ __ ]

14:39 She cannot be contained. She's a pedophilious horde and we need to just walked by the room and saw you guys smacking chalk off her butt. That's crazy she did that.

14:49 It's for real crazy. It didn't even hit me. You know it's one of the things when you're young and you don't realize how crazy. You think about it later like yo.

14:55 No. I had a teacher in high school. How old was the teacher? Do you know? She was young. She was like, that was like her first real I'm a teacher teaching job. She was like 25.

15:03 You have to give her You have to give her an excere though, dude. Adult teach. Yeah. Adult teacher No, not even adult teachers. Adult women and nobody ever wants to hear this. A lot of the shows they like center around high school romance.

15:19 Yeah. It's kind of weird. They'll like an adult woman will watch a high school love story over and over and over and it's just kind of like Yeah.

15:27 Like, dude, they put out Euphoria. Yeah. And that was like total backlash, but there's every f other show is like like a lot of college chicks watch

15:36 are centered around high school [ __ ] I had a They're doing college now. College?

15:41 Yeah. Euphoria is the last like high school show, I think. Wait, they went like which college what college dramas they have? I mean, there was like

15:47 the the sex lives of college girls. Okay. Yeah, true. Not not the subtlest of touches. That's a

15:55 sex lives of college. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. It's all HBO. Damn. Good to know. I'm looking forward to uh BBC in the city. That would be nice.

16:08 Yeah. That's kind of weird they did. How was the show? Did you watch it? I watched like two episodes. I wonder. It was all right. It's fine.

16:13 You love girl trash. It's girl trash. No, I don't watch a lot of girl trash. What was the one? Didn't you used to watch uh the the stripper one?

16:21 What was the stripper? P world or something like that? No. Uh, what am I thinking about?

16:25 Insecure. That's what I was thinking. Insecure. Oh, Insecure is good, though. That's not bad stuff, dude.

16:29 It's not that bad. I like good TV. Yeah, that's fair. I don't know. I don't have time for that stuff. I uh

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17:10 Any specific players you've seen playing very well? Uh, lately AJ Brown's been back. I mean, we, you know, still lost, but

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17:58 Yeah. Like I used to be a boy and like I think like three weeks ago I became a man. It's just it's pretty crazy. It's pretty awesome.

18:04 What happened? I don't know, dude. I just like you know how like you uh I don't know if you guys have this, but like a lot of times I would just get like weird feelings all the time and be like I don't know, man. Life's kind of weird. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. They've just gone away and I just kind of like stand in my house devoid of emotions and I'm like, "What do I have to do this week?" And I just kind of like stare at stuff.

18:24 Oh, I think that's it. I have like I'm telling you, I don't have like any thoughts anymore. I just kind of like stare at my family and I'm like, "Fuck, I got to move you guys to this place, drop you off

18:34 and then just like think think about what I have to do and I just do it and I'm like, "All right, that's done."

18:39 And I just [ __ ] and then uh you ever see a dad walk around and look at stuff I do now. That's kind of cool.

18:47 You have a chair. Do you have like your own chair that this is like where I sit when I'm in the house?

18:50 No, that's the final frontier. I uh You've been looking at chairs. You've been looking them up.

18:55 I I don't I don't watch TV. I mean, so I I kind of just like uh I stand and eat every meal. I stand for the most of the day and then I finally just lay down and I lay there and read a book for like 15 minutes and then I fall asleep.

19:09 Yeah. You live a horse's life. I really do. If I have free time at all, I take a walk and I just walk around and go, "This is a nice pond."

19:20 That's awesome. I am living a horse's life. No, it's crazy, dude. Dude, I got button-d down shirts now cuz I'm a man. I like I have button-d down shirts and I feel

19:31 fit, dude. I noticed it. I was like, "Dude, Matt looks like an adult today." The Crocs. I got to chill with these Crocs.

19:37 Can't stop these Crocs. Did I tell you about these things? No. I got them from It's a sporting goods store kind of near my house. Yeah,

19:44 it's not Dicks. Huh? But Academy Academyy's nice and they also have like uh a lot of like industrial stuff.

19:53 So like you go in there, Dicks has a lot of sporting goods, outdoor stuff. Academy from what I've noticed has a heavy Mexican clientele.

20:01 Yeah. So like dude, I got these Crocs and these Crocs like they're not normal Crocs. You can tell by the heel of these things. These things are for like

20:07 those are working Crocs. Single mothers who like work in like slaughter houses on a night shift. They're these are like industrial crops.

20:14 These are for Yeah. These are for women who are like lives are just completely spinning out of control around them, but their feet feel amazing

20:21 while they're like beheading cattle. Those are mopping up blood. You have to go home and ring out your socks.

20:28 No, these are for like these are like nurse crocs. These are for people on their feet all day. Dude, I can't take these things off. They're awesome.

20:34 It's embarrassing. I like I literally wear these everywhere and I got to stop. But I just I look at my shoes and I'm like I could untie them and tie them or I can slip into my Mexican lady Crocs.

20:47 So yeah, Academy Sports, dude. That's my commercial for it. That place I like I bumped into La Mer Academy.

20:53 The store dicks. Let's say let's call it the store dicks. I'm not going to say dicks and dicks rolls. The store dicks is great. I love the store named Dicks.

21:01 Academy kind of I think academy kind of crushes it, dude. Academy might I don't know. I didn't give it too much exploration. When we went, I was just buying Texas stuff, just Texas gear. And

21:10 serious, you stayed towards the front basically. Yeah, it was. Nah, bro. You could It's It's amazing,

21:15 dude. I think I think Richards has a bigger uh inventory though. You think Richards has a big Yeah, Richard does. Richards has a bigger, more impressive inventory. But dude, if you're trying to get like waterproof hazmat boots and a basketball,

21:30 Academyy's got you all day. You want to get like a reflective vest and uh you know, hockey sticks, too. It's the weirdest setup.

21:40 They do have all the like car hurt in the back. Yeah. And they have no like Dix is like set up nicely where it's like it's just white walls and just crap. Academy go. There's just white bright walls.

21:51 Academy feels like Kmart like how Kmart used to feel just sports. I'm telling you, man. These I mean look at the [ __ ] heel on these Crocs. This is crazy.

22:00 For a second I thought I heard you rip ass with the weight of the couch when you went back. I know. No, I I literally can if I if I rip asses.

22:08 That have been too alpha to put your leg up mid pock. Although now that I'm a man, I could have ripped ass. I don't even know. Yeah, maybe I did.

22:18 Yeah. It's kind of nice though. You're you're engaged. You're staring down in the barrel of just zero mental activity and a swollen prostate.

22:25 Yeah. Yeah. And I don't I feel like it starts right away. Like I got engaged and and it's it's changed. I don't know. Mentally it's changed.

22:32 It's changed. Everything's changed something. But I don't know what it is. Like I can't even put my finger in it. It just does feel different. I don't like when she brings up She's going to hear this, but I don't like when she calls herself my or me her fiance.

22:44 I hate the term fiance. I hate it. Yeah. I don't like the term fiance. Especially if you have to introduce her in this next whatever, however long you do, a year or two.

22:52 There's nothing worse than like having a sweater on at some dumb party and be like, "This is my fiance." You just feel like a

22:59 such a [ __ ] noodle. It feels It's like like Yeah, it's Yeah, it does. Yeah, we should just do like my super [ __ ]

23:06 I kind of like this is my super [ __ ] Yeah, she she does it with too much joy, too. She'll be she'll like be talking. I hear her on the phone and go, "My fiance and then like I can hear like a do girl voice and it's like

23:20 Yeah, dude. I mean, it's I I'm like haunted by memories of standing over like a bowl of Buffalo chicken dip just like redfaced in a sweater being like, "Oh, this is my f uncle. This is my fiance. Did you meet my fiance?

23:33 He's like, "God, I feel like such a [ __ ] pussy." Yeah. Wife is nice, though. Once you get to say wife, it's nice, man.

23:39 Wife feels like adult stuff. Like we Yeah. Fiance feels lame. Fiance feels kind of gay. It feels like girl stuff.

23:46 It does. Just you what? Yeah. I mean, you're going to have to think about how you're going to handle that.

23:50 My babe. This isn't my babe. I still say my girl and then she'll try to be like fiance and I'll be like, you keep saying that not much longer. I love I love threatening to not be engaged anymore.

24:03 You can turn back at any moment. Oh yeah. Put the ring on the dog. You have a powerful coin in your hand right now.

24:10 Let's go. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah. I don't know. Once the That's the problem though. Once once those down payments are down.

24:17 Yeah. Caterers are secured. She'll start calling your bluff. Yeah. I'm I'm still thinking alope. I think

24:23 Elop is nice. Alope seems Alope and maybe a party. Still want still want a party with the I don't if you you always shake your head. You love weddings. You love pageantry.

24:32 I want you guys to spend money. See, has she thrown the engagement ring back at you yet?

24:38 Would and like taking it off and like [ __ ] you and thrown it at you. I I so short hand short. I feel like she knows if she tried that with me, I'd return. I'd do something with I'd pawn it. Like I wouldn't I might regret it later, but if she threw it back at me, I would go I'm pawning it. You got to catch it in your mouth and swallow.

24:58 I keep I've been telling my wife all of her jewelry is cubic sarconium. It's my favorite thing. But bro, why? It's like you can't tell the difference. Like every chance I get, she'll be like, "Oh, I love this ring." I'm like, "You know, it's cubic sarconium."

25:10 I'm like, "Go get it tested." I paid the guy to say it was a diamond. Stop. It's not funny.

25:17 It's the truth. It's the truth. It's Yeah, that's that's a Man, that's a [ __ ] racket.

25:21 Diamonds, dude. They can just synthetically make diamonds now. They were actually They do it now.

25:26 They make them pink now. Huh? They make them pink now. Yeah. Steven Singer. He makes them pink.

25:31 I hate Steven Singer. Actually, I do hate that store. I do hate that store. I really hate Steven Singer.

25:40 I went in there one time. I did the whole engagement thing and I just walked out of there like, man, this place [ __ ] sucks so bad. Also, I buying jewelry sucks so bad cuz you look at one thing and you're like, "All right, it's 1,200." And you go, "All right, fuck." And you go, "What about that one that's like a [ __ ] millimeter bigger? Like, that's $75,000." And you're like, "What the [ __ ] man? How?"

26:04 Oh, it's just a more flawless. That's like, man, shut up. I I got kind of lucky.

26:08 I'm getting a cubic sarconium off of Amazon. I got kind of lucky. My girl, she she literally requested not a diamond. She was like, I want to garn it. So it kind of ring is big as hell, but it's like

26:18 it's Garnet. It was a Garnet. So yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Now that's the move.

26:23 I told them I was like, I want the most violently acquired diamond you guys have. I was like, I want the I want a little card with like the body count.

26:32 I want to see the I want to see the child soldiers. Anyone lose their hand? Yeah.

26:36 I want to see the naked children who cut their penises off by taking this out of their life. Sir, let me give you this Boo Haram ring. It has the blood of a million children on it.

26:48 Their souls as well. Yeah, blood diamonds are underrated. Yeah, they really are. It's just like,

26:54 dude, it was good, dude. It was good back in the day. What? Blood diamonds. It was good stuff right there.

26:58 Are any Don't they I guess I don't know. Maybe all the diamonds I think they all got like mined for the most part. They just sit in warehouse. They sit in like the beers warehouses now.

27:05 They're doing blood cobalt now. Blood cobalt. Blood cobalt. Blood copper. The cell phone.

27:10 Yeah, that is the funniest thing how everyone always goes, well, you know, your cell phone's actually made by slave labor and everyone goes, "Yeah, whatever."

27:18 I need that so I can't complain. It is kind of So are my shoes and so are my pants.

27:24 Yeah, true. Yeah, it's one of those things you hear about and you go, "Well, all right, fair enough.

27:30 You know what happens in, you know, Guam is none of my business." Actually, I'm more of a states right guy. What happens in Guam is really none of my business.

27:40 Dude, they're they're still China's taking over Africa like crazy right now. So, yeah, they're almost they're almost done.

27:47 Really? Yeah, dude. Oh, did you see the guy in Namibia? His name's like Adolf Hitler Unwanko and he got elected as president.

27:55 Adolf Hitler got elected in China. Mayor in Namibia in Africa. I mean, man, that's pretty wild. What do they It's pretty crazy to think about. Like do you think the Chinese like interlopers have set up like little corner stores in Africa and selling them tiny bags of chips yelling at everybody who walks in?

28:14 They teach a bunch of African guys how to squat and smoke first like step one. I don't know. You think Africa will rise up against the Chinese overlords?

28:24 No. The Chinese overlords mistreat the I've seen videos of them like smacking them with sticks at construction sites and [ __ ]

28:30 Really? like just just real snapping just hitting them with big ass like not like Kindle sticks but they look like I don't know bamboo but I don't they got to be shipping the bamboo in

28:39 dude what the [ __ ] man they're shipping in the bamboo smack we are smacking sticks

28:46 is that a real thing are they really I saw that years ago I haven't seen it probably since like it was like it was like peak co time when I was you're all on your phone and I was seeing

28:54 they got the friendship out of there then they took over all the mines now they're [ __ ] killing us technology.

29:01 See, my thing is, do you really think America would let that happen? Yeah. Yeah.

29:05 They will let China take over Africa. Or you think they're going to let them do it and then take it from China?

29:10 I don't know what the plan is cuz they've been there. They've been there for I think we're just going to leave them over there. We're going to go after Venezuela. We're going to South America now.

29:18 You think so? Yeah. We're about to take their resources. Okay. I'll take You know,

29:23 it's closer, I think. What does Venezuela have? Oil? Oh, yeah. I'm going to get that [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh, I hear they got yellow.

29:31 Okay. This is that [ __ ] where they they raise they trap these uh African nations in unsustainable debt

29:38 and then they take their natural resources. America's been doing this forever too.

29:41 Yeah. They really did just steal our playbook. Yeah. Yeah. But I I dude I I just, you know, I feel like America kind of knows what's good. What is good because America's been on this for [ __ ] ever giving people being like, "We'll give you loans to do infrastructure." Then they go, "Oh [ __ ] you've defaulted. We're going to take all of your natural resources."

29:58 Yeah. So, you think America's like, "We don't even need what Africa's got." We can either take your resources or put a McDonald's right here.

30:05 I don't know. I'd have to uh I'd have to consult my sources high up in the government to find out.

30:10 I was pretty hyped. We did unveil a new jet that looks better than anything I've seen China put out.

30:15 What? Like a F? They got like a hypersonic jet that took its first flight. And that's pretty looks crazy.

30:20 Hypersonic's fast. Yeah. I don't know how you can have a person in. It's got to be

30:24 some guy sitting out. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I don't know. We'll have to, you know, we'll have to see what happens with uh China and

30:32 China Africa. I feel like if we did ever go to like, you know, real to blows with each other, it's going to be the craziest thing of everybody unveil unveiling their secret [ __ ] cuz we just show off B2 bombers now like it's not our type like so you know it's old [ __ ]

30:47 I think that's why they're waiting for aliens cuz they're like we got so much cool [ __ ] to take out on the aliens. Dude, I also I honestly think if we wait

30:55 30 more years, China's population is going to be old as [ __ ] They don't have a lot of kids.

31:00 It's already old right now. It's already [ __ ] old. So, I think America's just going, "Yeah, guys, do your thing. Do all the work for us. We're going to once you guys are old as hell, we're going to swoop in and [ __ ] you guys up." You think China might be doing a thing where they're like, "All right, we got we're going to crunch time, too. We got to [ __ ] we're about to be old as [ __ ] We got to make a move."

31:15 Those AfroChinese are going to be crazy, though. AfroChinese. It's going to be a lot of ruachians. That'll be tough.

31:25 The blade blades are down there just creating blazians. That's going to be tough to ignore [ __ ]

31:31 Thick blazians. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Crap. You think blazians are better than just regular like black white mixed people? Like like we're talking strictly ladies right now. Do a mixed conversation. Hot like hotness. Blazian lady, black white lady. Black white lady. Black white lady is is more common over here. So So

31:54 here's a com a combination you never even really thought of. Chinese Mexican. That's

32:00 Yeah, but there's there's a lot of crossover. There's a lot of crossover. No, I swear to God.

32:08 Yeah, that's that's one that you like, you know. Yeah. If you mix [ __ ] yellow with

32:15 rice. Well, sorry. That's a bad. You know what I'm saying though? It looks like yellow and orange. You're not going to go, "What the [ __ ] is this?" You're going to go, "Yeah, it looks just like it looks like yellow and orange."

32:25 That was I didn't mean to pick that color. I was trying to think of like green with blue. I'm like, "No,

32:29 talk about race." You know what I'm saying? Red beans. I'm talking RGB. I'm trying to talk RGB primary color.

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35:13 To be right, dude. I've been uh I've had a type of video that's been taken over my algorithm. Now, that's just Do you see the videos where a person in like a black bandana over their face just records like an elderly person until the elderly person freaks out and like comes at them and they spray him with pepper spray?

35:31 No. It's the most weird. It's the craziest genre. Who sprays the pepper spray? The cameraman.

35:36 What? It'll be like three guys with like their faces entirely covered just like this and like a 70-year-old's face. The guy be like, "Why? Why are you recording me?" And they just go

35:45 like, "Get get away from me." And as soon as they reach to block the camera, the guy goes

35:51 blast him with pepper spray. And they go and there's a lot of people in the comments being like, "That's what the [ __ ] you get when you try to touch people's shit."

35:59 Karen ass [ __ ] And I'm like, it's got to be a bot. Are you sure this is an AI?

36:03 Maybe. I don't know. It's Russian disinformation, I think. You think they're fake? Yeah, I think it's dividing us.

36:08 I don't know, dude. I could see there's I've seen a lot of rage bait and I'm like that does seem like a way because I watch a lot my whole algorithm for the most part is rage bait. It's people

36:17 going into like Lowe's and Home Depot and like bumping into an old guy's shopping cart and just going, "Get out of the way, you [ __ ] asshole." And these dudes snap. So, if you put a camera in that same guy's face, he'd probably snap as well.

36:28 Yeah, you're probably I hope it's fake. If it's fake, that would be a relief cuz I'm watching it like

36:32 Yeah, this is evil. This is like really mean. This guy's like pre-dementia. I get crazy. Do you ever see the rage bait guy who goes up to people's dogs and goes, "Man, look at that dog. I just want to suck on its nuts." And he starts

36:46 He goes, "Man, look at that dog's nuts. I just want to suck on its nuts." And he screams at the people with their dog in the park.

36:54 It It upsets me. We're gonna have to have like a public health talk about rage bait

36:58 because someone's gonna have to tell the geysers like if some young kid comes up to you in Kmart and says gay [ __ ] to you

37:04 like you're probably on a viral being recorded. Yeah, you're being recorded. Chill. These guys just go [ __ ] nuts, dude.

37:12 I would never [ __ ] kiss you, you little [ __ ] queen. I I saw one that just hit my algorithm. It was It's like the funniest thing. And this dude takes two pictures of people like staring near each other, but like they can't be looking at each other. And then he'll use AI to make one of them do something weird to the other one. Like the one was he went on he put his hands on this guy's shoulder and like kissed him on his neck and he's like, "Look, he kissed you on your neck." And the other dude's like, "I'm looking at the video."

37:37 He's like, "I never kissed him, dude." That they're like, "I didn't do it." It kills them, man. And then there's they do another one where they'll go up to an old man and go, "Oh, you're the guy from the internet." They go, "What?" And they're like, "Check it out." And they show a video of that man, but he has like a bra on. He's dancing. Like, that is not me.

37:57 Get away from me now. And they'll do like full sprints toward them in the store. That's [ __ ] up. We'll be doing the gezers right now.

38:06 I know. More lighthearted than kind of funny, but it probably does cuz they're get so once they're getting old, they start getting worried about their mental health. So they're probably like did I kiss him on his [ __ ] neck in my

38:20 dude? Now that I'm an old man, I'm like that by if I do 40 more years, you know, [ __ ] I'm already like I can feel decline.

38:27 Yeah, physically obviously I'm getting stronger than ever, but mentally mentally just rapid decline. If you hit me in 40 years in a parking lot just filming my face, I'm going to cry.

38:37 I'll scream cry and just like kick a shopping cart over the [ __ ] away from me. I mean, they could when they were born, they couldn't even imagine. You take a picture and that quick you turn it into them kissing a man on the neck. You see, and you go, "That's real. What's Am I dreaming? Am I having a [ __ ] stroke? What's going on?"

38:54 We should let them shoot those guys. You think so? Yeah. I kind of like that. Yeah. I saw one guy get shot. Never seen Oh, never seen him online again. He's not dead. He just got shot. He was in the mall. He was rage baiting some guy in the mall and the guy was like, "Hey." He was like pushing him and the guy was like,

39:10 "Oh yeah, kind of nonchalantly too." He was like wearing a hoodie. Yeah. Just walked away. He just

39:18 Yeah. I wonder if that guy got in trouble. The dude was like [ __ ] with him. No, he didn't get in trouble.

39:21 Yeah. He got off scot-free. I think the other guy got in trouble. The guy who got shot got in trouble.

39:26 The rage baiter. Yeah. I'm telling you, they're going to introduce legislation. If you get caught rage baiting, it should be like a misdemeanor.

39:31 Yeah. It's really It's really [ __ ] up to go to people and like push the buttons like that. Although

39:36 you would hope that if when you're old enough, you're able to recognize rage bait and just go complete monk mode and go like, um, some of the old men do counter gay stuff in a very funny way.

39:45 Yeah. They'll be like, I'll kiss you right now. The guys are like, whoa, what the [ __ ]

39:49 Or they just see a genuinely gay guy out there. And he's like, yeah, I'm down. Let's [ __ ] kiss.

39:56 But yeah, that's my counter. Huh? That's my counter. Whenever someone's like, "You're here to meet a 15-year-old." I go, "So what?"

40:03 You want to what? Nothing. So what if I am to you punk? Oh man, this guy was here to meet a little girl. So what? Do you know be a really good video? Put out a help wanted flyer. Meet people in Starbucks about a job paying like $25 an hour with benefits. And once they show up, have cameras come out and be like, "So you're trying to meet up with a teenager in the middle of this in the middle of a Starbucks and just start hitting him with reading like just make up text like my hard fat penis." Is saying this?

40:40 What the [ __ ] Because you'd have to run. If that happened to you, you would just run out of Starbucks and what the [ __ ] Is that a [ __ ] pedophile when you got caught?

40:49 If you weren't in trouble, why'd you run? That would be devastating. Yeah, they shouldn't should never do that. That's a terrible That's a terrible prank.

40:58 Yeah, dude. I miss the old guys who would give kids money to like fight with them.

41:06 Go ahead. Now you got to say it. They'll like take pictures of them in their underwear and [ __ ]

41:09 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that was a good industry for kids. Yeah, at least Oh, it's like at least they're getting paid. I hear you. At least they're getting paid. Um

41:19 what? For some underwear shots. Come on, dude. Take two. I mean, that's So, the problem with that is the problem with that is you never hear the tales of the time the guy just was like, I can't handle it. And pigged out and just completely devoured the kid.

41:33 Yeah, that is true. Cuz like how, you know, there has to be some kid who's like completely wrong. Unless there were just gentleman pedophiles back then who were like, "Well, let me not push the envelope. I'll get some pictures."

41:43 I think there was cuz like you know like there'd be a house and your parents were like, "Don't go to that house."

41:48 Yeah. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. It was a weird It was like a funny guy. Yeah. The guys funny. It was a funny business guy. We've talked about this before. Before pedophiles were just like funny business. It's just like that guy's a weirdo.

41:58 Yeah. Yeah. I've said this before. My dad always makes the same joke. When he went to jail, he goes, "We lost the best babysitter that day. says that every single time.

42:10 Yeah. My my grade school beat a couple brushes with the big P as well. Yeah. Pretty crazy. None of the none of the priests to my knowledge is all just like chaperones. You know how school volunteers, you should just let people volunteer for like grade school [ __ ] and then just hire private investigators to follow them. There's like 20% of school volunteers are pedophiles. put a while.

42:33 They should pick a random parent from every every school, like one parent from every family, and just spend like three days tracking that,

42:40 seeing what they're up to. Yeah. They'd see me taking my walks and go, "Oh, damn. This guy's not thinking about [ __ ] anything. His feet are sweating in his Crocs.

42:49 He's like, I got to get my family from here at this time. Take him to here for this thing." This guy's just thinking hard about taking a nap and regretting the fact that he drank too much coffee to take a nap

42:59 and then staring at something and getting distracted. My uh seventh grade teacher got in trouble for child porn.

43:05 Child porn. Child porn. Seventh grade teach. Yeah, I saw it on the news. Damn. You know what's worse about that, too? When when a teacher gets caught for like pedophile stuff,

43:16 then you get to go, "Okay, what grade did you ask to teach?" And you know exactly what his thing is.

43:21 Yeah. You know the age. You [ __ ] pervert, man. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, you're doing all these diversity and equity programs. You're like, we got to diversify this population. This is

43:37 I'm barely getting hard. I need some doulitos. Did y'all ever have like the old dude picking up the young the the young lady from school all the time? What? Like high school? You talking?

43:54 I just for me it was middle school. I remember this middle school. I like this the maybe the chick got left back a year Puerto Rican but Dominican

44:03 but like Yeah. Her dude used to come and he had to be like 25 or older. They used to like pick her up from school and walk. They would walk home together. And I

44:13 sure wasn't her older brother. No, it was definitely she I mean she would she would tell everybody that was my boyfriend. Oh. like she would say it. Uh he he snapped on me and my boy Khil once cuz we were sitting at the corner of the store and they were walking past and we were like

44:24 trying to just make fun of her. Not even about I don't think it was one like you know you don't you were just like your boyfriend's so old basically.

44:31 I don't even know if we were just we were just making fun of her like as a person and he just was walking with her and snapped on us like it just didn't even hit us that he would do it. But then my boy's mom we told right after that we told his mom and they bumped into each other at the mall and she went nuts on him. He said,

44:46 you know, he saw his mom. He my boy said him and his mom saw her at him at the mall and

44:52 with his like grade school. I don't know if he saw her with the girl, but they just was like she just was like, "Mom, that's a guy I told you about who did the thing and she just

44:59 she's like she was from Philly, black lady that lived in Rat and she went nuts on him apparently from what I heard. Yeah. Had them pretty nervous."

45:06 Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what happens when you uh I mean you probably thought [ __ ] was sweet.

45:09 Yeah. I mean, he kept picking her up from school. Picking her up. Yeah. That's crazy. Like he's not like he didn't even drive like he would just walk to the middle school and walk

45:17 but he was like 20some guy was when you're younger you maybe he was younger than that he was definitely out of like school age but the youngest he was was 19 and I'm remembering him looking way older

45:30 than that 45 like I'm remembering him looking 30 but Dominicans are kind of sorry any Dominicans listening but like the most pedophile [ __ ] I've heard in person is Dominicans. I remember being in high school and I was like in [ __ ] it was like 16.

45:47 This is so funny to pre like sorry Dominicans, but you guys are gigantic pedophiles.

45:52 So they're I mean dude, yeah, I I I mean it kind of checks out, bro. If you were like a 40-year-old Dominican hat man, you put on one of those bowler hats, I could see it. You just started going. You have like four mojitos. You just see the grade school it out. You go.

46:16 The music doesn't help either. If you're all day long, for real. I would get a horn in a car if I was listening to that all day.

46:26 That music changes you psychologically. Imagine listening to that all day long. If you ever worked on a construction site, you watch it all day long. It's just like and you're like, "This has to like change your brain." Like what even mindset does that put you in?

46:40 Yeah, right. If you're working all day long and it's like it's just it's insane. It's like circus music. It's

46:46 like move fast music. Move. But it is it is nice. What I do like about specifically Mexican guys is HOW THEY'LL JUST GO OUT of just love to scream.

46:57 The greo the greo kind of nice. Yeah. We introduced the greo into our lives this year. Yeah, we had really

47:05 Yeah, that shit's just a nice power scream at most. Just like 150 beats per minute trumpet music.

47:13 It's nice, dude. And it's funny cuz you have just done like three days worth of work by lunchtime. So, yeah. I maybe that music is what we need as a country.

47:21 Just that that classic beat that non-stop all day long. One song for eight hours.

47:28 I'm telling you, I think it puts you in a whole different mindset. Put you in a pedophile mindset.

47:32 No, that's you're talking to many. I'm talking about hardworking Mexicans. Oh, yeah. I'm still hardworking Mexicans. I don't know much about.

47:38 I got to tell you what this one Mexican or not Mexican, Dominican boy said when we were like in 11th grade cuz there was a a middle school near us and so we was, you know, they would walk past and we're like getting out or getting out early, whatever. And he was like pointing at one of the girls and I was like, "Man, she's too young." And he went, "Man, after 12, it's lunch."

47:55 I was like, "Hey, crazy." Yeah. Crazy. How old is this guy? Uh we were in 10th or 11th grad.

48:05 Yeah. A lot of uh I don't think a lot of those countries really do have age of consent. I think they kind of eye it up.

48:10 Yeah. Like we have like laws and metrics. I think they kind of you go boobs, no boobs.

48:15 You kind of eye it up. You go I'm going to put this one on the eyeball and you see

48:18 I couldn't imagine being in Brazil and eyeballing it up. They don't have laws like that there.

48:24 Yeah. They No, dude. I remember. So, I actually went to the Dominican Republic years ago on like a little vacation and I like we went to an all-inclusive resort and I remember this was like a long time ago. I was younger, but I remember they like made the staff like dance for us.

48:39 Yeah. Like you get there and they're like come out. It's like a, you know, welcome night thing. And I remember being like some of the staffs like they they weren't like children, but I remember they were like young enough to where I was I was in like my mid20s was thinking like

48:52 this is kind of weird. They're dancing very sexually. Yeah. just like standing in front of us and just like gyrating their bodies and we just all got to sit there and be like great. I remember just feeling a little weird about it being this kind of feels

49:03 is Brazil is like one of the horniest places. This is Dominican Republic. Oh, but Brazil

49:08 number two. Yeah, Brazil's Brazil is such a horn. It's the horniest country. Yeah,

49:12 it just if you go there, you'll become horny as hell, too. It's like there's nothing anyone can do about it. It's in the air.

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50:50 Terms and conditions apply. Yeah, Brazil is a uh a land full of beautiful women. That's all I'll say about that.

50:57 They all do plastic surgery. H they all do plastic surgery out there. Lot of although they have like one guy in Brazil

51:04 who's getting all the money. No, they're just the guys look except the women are just like

51:09 You mean every just like every type of woman you can imagine. There's just one guy. Yeah.

51:15 Cristiano Ronaldo face kind of. It's either that or black as hell. Got two guys. Two guys.

51:24 Yeah. They have like dusty parking lot soccer guys and they have the most handsome [ __ ] models. Well, hell, that's hilarious. What's up?

51:37 I found some interesting information. The Dominican Republic has a age of consent of 18, but Mexico's federal age of consent is 15 years old.

51:46 Federal? Holy [ __ ] Damn, the feds stamped that. Japan is 13. No, they changed it.

51:52 Are you sure? Uh, yes. Jesus, they did change it. I'm glad you're keeping up on it, though.

51:59 What the hell, dude? Do you have to reschedu your trip? You get an anime guy pass on that.

52:05 Yeah. I'm fighting for these rights of these kids, dudes. I should You're watchdoging.

52:10 I'm watching, dude. What? They change it, too. If you're already at 13, 16. Did they go to 18 or 16? Cuz that's kind of

52:17 Probably 18. They just go 14. 16. They went to 16. 14 would be so funny. Go one year.

52:25 13 and a half. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Japan was still How long was Japan 13 for? Basic forever. time they used to have uh on Google you'd ask what's the age of consent in Japan and then Dennis's face from always suddenly coming like side eye

52:44 yeah they changed it two years ago that's crazy to 16 from 13 yeah from 13 to 16

52:50 I mean that was like a multi-generational plan they're like look we'll go 13 now that way when they put the [ __ ] put the wrenches on us all right all right we'll go to 16.

53:00 That's crazy. That's [ __ ] up. So, as like a So, literally a prof a college or a high school teacher could just have sex with a high school student

53:08 if it was good enough. That makes sense now though that that's a thing cuz you know I be playing them Japanese RPGs and Prisa and they always have like this game I play. There's always like a way you can [ __ ] your teacher in it, but you play like a

53:19 you know it's like a fantasy game. I don't know. It is really weird cuz like I mean being a pedophile is up there with someone like one of the worst as one of the worst crimes in the world.

53:30 Yeah. And if you go to another country, you go from being the worst guy in the world to just a totally law-abiding citiz.

53:42 You could be a pedophile publicly and then go get a coffee like on the same block.

53:47 Yeah. just it's such a bizarre thing. You can kiss your kid cuz like murder is murder. Like if you murder somebody, it's across the board everyone's like, "Yeah, that that wasn't that wasn't really called for." But yeah, in America, you can be next to be I mean I think you're more respected as a murderer than a pedophile depending on who you murder. Even in like in jail, you'll get way better treatment as a murderer than a

54:08 [ __ ] Even in society. I like you'll get murdered as a pedophile in jail. You'll get murdered and raped until Yeah. I I I just been having dreams where I just like wake up and I'm like, did I kill somebody? Like I don't know why.

54:19 You're driving drunk all the time. No, no, no, no, no. You've actually killed people.

54:24 No. I just keep waking up in a panic. Like I think I just had a dream about hiding a body.

54:30 Really? Yeah. I don't know why. You have the itch? I don't have the itch. You feel murderous?

54:35 No. No. Not today. No. Like what kind of what's the feeling? I don't know. It's just like the scariest feeling in the world cuz I'm like I'm going to get caught. That's what I keep thinking when I wake up.

54:48 You definitely get caught. Like I'm going to get caught. You 100% get caught. It's not I feel bad I murdered a person. It's like they're going to be on my ass.

54:54 Yeah. It's like I'm going to jail. You know who you murdered in the in the No. No. It's like different people.

55:01 Has it ever been me? No. You promise? Yeah. Okay. Just Creek in the Cave comedians. Yeah. You want to [ __ ] bump me? You piece of [ __ ]

55:14 That'd be sick to do one of those like comedia movies at the end. Someone gets bumped and they just shoot them in the green.

55:19 Put him up. Put him there. Dave Chappelle comes in and bumps you and you're like, "That's my final straw."

55:26 This is my last it. He's going to go up there for three hours. Yes, sir. Bob. Oh, man. So everyone, we can all establish we all got diarrhea.

55:41 We've discussed the age of consent globally and Yeah. Is is Japan the lowest? I mean, I think if you hit Chinese controlled Africa, there's probably like

55:50 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'll look it up, but I don't feel good about Dude, they just like you're you're out. You're definitely about to get yourself on the list.

55:57 Some guy just stole like I got nothing to a bunch of girls from a building in Africa.

56:01 Really? Yeah. They're always stealing girls in Africa. Yeah, girls do get uh scooped up.

56:05 Yeah. So, you know, it's one of the last countries you can an honest man can go steal some just steal some ladies. Didn't Michelle Obama freak out about those girls who got taken from the school?

56:15 They never brought them back. No, I I don't. And then I think what didn't like a bunch of boys at that school get like brutally murdered and nobody even said anything about it?

56:22 Oh [ __ ] I'm almost I'm almost positive that happened. Bring back our girls. Yeah, because it's like if it I think it was a like a you know upper class school that like parents were kind of rich so people would be like oh perfect let's go kidnap an entire class and get paid

56:38 and I think they like took the girls as ransom and just like killed murdered all the boys.

56:42 That's crazy. Yeah, Africa is looking tough. Africa Nigeria is 11 years old. 11 [ __ ]

56:50 I mean why have it at all? Yeah. Are you serious? That's what Google says. I don't

56:54 Nigeria's 11. That's devastating to find out. Nigeria, that's crazy. That country stinks anyway.

57:01 Also, I mean, 11's crazy. Nigerians like it's not even It's not even lunch time.

57:09 It's not even lunch time. I mean, it's funny to be in Nigerian dating a 10-year-old. They're like, "You [ __ ] scumbag. You [ __ ] piece of shit." Wait, you started talking to her when she was 10? You piece of [ __ ]

57:23 That's disturbing. Nigeria is a bad country. Is it? I always thought it was like one of the better countries.

57:29 They lie about how much money they make. A couple years ago, they got in trouble for like bouncing checks as a country.

57:37 Well, apparently Nigeria puts out a ton of mathletes, though. A lot of mathematicians come out of Nigeria. Some reason Nigerians crush math.

57:46 So, because they're figuring out the 80%. What's the square root of 18 for 11? Yeah.

57:58 Huh? No. No. What' you say? I was going to change the subject. I just found out another fun fact.

58:05 Do you know the MMA fighter Kabib Nurmagomedov? Yeah. Yeah. He is married to his second cousin and they had the same surname before they got married.

58:15 Really? Yeah. Second cousin. So she's Nurga Manto. Nurgov. No, she just I think she just

58:23 Yeah, second. Sorry, that just that's been on my mind. Second cousin. It's not ideal for sure.

58:29 I don't think they have many options in Dagistan though. Yeah, you go third third cousin.

58:34 It's not even a thing. Third cousin's just like your friend. Oh [ __ ] No, I mean third cousins I Dude, I think like though when you marry your cousin it's like uh chances of birth defects go up like 3%. Yeah. It's

58:46 not like a massive I thought it was just like automatic you were getting. Yeah.

58:51 You know, don't they do that in like Lego guy? That's still a weird one to show up to the family meet like the family reunion with like

59:01 we love each other. I mean it is for sure but some some I mean in history it was like the coolest [ __ ] you could do. It's like you marry your cousin everyone was like great choice

59:10 dude if you have a high cousin. No. I was kind of fortunate to not really have hot cousins.

59:16 What' you say? I was kind of fortunate to not have hot cousins. I don't have one cousin memory.

59:20 You didn't covet any of them. Yeah. I didn't even like in my head go like hot cousin.

59:24 I was never a big cousin guy either. Thank god. I was never uh Now I imagine if that was your twist though and you were just completely obsessed with having sex with your cousin. There's guys out there I'm sure.

59:34 Yeah, that happens too. 100%. What do you think about that? Huh? What do you think about that? Well,

59:45 dude, your age consent Japan speed takers. Might have been might have been with the delet Snapchat.

59:55 Wait, what? That was a tough one, dude. RP to everyone who's gotten absolutely munched by the internet. Such a It just happens. Every everybody gets destroyed and I know it's coming for me one day. I'm worried about it.

1:00:13 Get destroyed by the internet. So, what would he be? I don't know. I just like everyone just gets destroyed. I don't think anyone ever sees it coming. They're always going, "Nothing's ever been better." And then the internet goes, "Yeah, it turns out everyone [ __ ] hates you."

1:00:25 [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean, I I It's literally like a soldier's death. I'm like, it's coming for me one way or the other. I don't know how.

1:00:35 Yeah. Well, in the words of Harvey Dent, either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

1:00:43 True. That's why you don't stop drinking. I'm going to at least see myself become a villain.

1:00:51 Yeah. Just more spots than me. I mean, you never That's something you didn't predict in high school to have to ever contend with like a digitized public shaming.

1:01:00 Yeah. So, I don't know. Oh, maybe hopefully now that I'm a man, I'll just go, "What the hell are they saying on the internet?"

1:01:06 Bull crap. Turn it off. Shut it off. Unplug it. God damn it. I'm going for my walk.

1:01:16 [ __ ] I think whatever if it whatever happens to me, I'm just going to lean into it. If it happens, just like, yeah, I I don't know.

1:01:21 You have to like there's no guys that fight. It's a literally a Chinese finger trap.

1:01:25 Yeah. Guys that go, "Nuh-uh, you guys suck." It's like, you've just sealed your doom. You have to go. I am a lowly disgusting worm.

1:01:32 Yeah, I have watched every single comewalk video. So what? I do know them all by name.

1:01:39 It's even accepting your shame takes the fun out of it for the internet. Yeah, it well depends what you did.

1:01:47 Dude, Glenn Greenwald got crush. Did you see his video? No, he did. Did you see that thing? It was uh and again I guess I'm going to toss the Stan the Allegent on here, but I think I think it was just like kink [ __ ] where like

1:02:00 he's gay and he had like his I guess a lover of his released a video where he was just being like a little piggy like a hungry little piggy. Yeah,

1:02:09 it was like a humiliation video, but I think he was just like whatever. Oh, he was being the humiliated one.

1:02:14 He was being humiliated, but it was out of kink for like you know he was kind of

1:02:18 again I don't know the exact details. Sean, if you could just maybe pull up a after you're done,

1:02:26 but that came out. And also, uh, RFK, did you see his sex? No. There's RFK sex tape.

1:02:32 No. Did you see it? No. His his, uh, sex he like did like text me allegedly again,

1:02:37 man. Text messages. His [ __ ] blew over, but dude, his texts are like they're so horny that by like halfway through the text, you're like, I'm on his side still. You're like, you can't. This is Tur.

1:02:49 Unfortunately, he's a bit of a bad boy. But I'm not sure. Maybe it was Turo. I don't know. But I don't That's not how they framed it. But um

1:02:57 you know what? Look, man. No guy's trying to get blue food dye out of the goddamn Lucky Charms, man. Leave them alone.

1:03:03 Yeah. I'm not going to send horny texts to whoever. None of my [ __ ] business.

1:03:07 The only kink thing that I don't shame it, but I don't get it is I mean I guess is like people watching their ladies get plowed. that yeah the cuck [ __ ] is

1:03:16 but there's a thing I learned about very recently I was just telling Lear about it there's the rever there's like cucket I forget what the queen

1:03:23 cuck queen I had to speed with you on that cuck queen might be the best thing that's ever existed

1:03:29 I think cuck queen's propaganda like show me one cuck queen where are they that's not an actual porn lady

1:03:36 yeah where are these this these fabled cuck queens I know just being like yeah do it again

1:03:41 I've been hanging out with a lady and we decided We're going to have a free use day.

1:03:45 A free use day. Yeah. That's pretty nice. That's pretty cool, right? What's your thing going to be? Like

1:03:51 Yeah. How also, how long are you going to last in a free use day? I feel like that's what you bust one out at in the morning. You're like, well,

1:03:58 yeah. Checked out. I can go a private matter. I thought that is a private matter.

1:04:06 Sorry guys. Hey man, I'm glad for you. That sounds good. Sounds fun though. Yeah.

1:04:09 Yeah. Sure. Be a hoot. Free free. No, I like I was interested in the free use day. What's your plan?

1:04:14 Yeah, that's a good question. Her plan is to just show up and do it to hang out.

1:04:20 But here's the thing. Do you get to direct? Do you get direct her positioning? Cuz where is she going to be? That's the question. You don't know.

1:04:26 She going to be stuck. Is she going to be just frozen? Like will be nice. Frozen.

1:04:33 Is there going to be a sex doll on the bed and you think and you move it and then it's her? Like how is this going to go down?

1:04:38 No, that's the thing, dude. It's like a It's just whatever. You just have a day and then whatever's happening during the day, you're like,

1:04:44 "Is it reciprocal?" That's my question. Can she freely use you? Oh, we You get your own day.

1:04:49 Really? Yeah. What if she takes it to like a realm of kink you're not ready for?

1:04:53 No. You're going to get stuck in I set my rules. You can't violate the free kink. Oh, you're also free use.

1:05:00 Yeah, I set my rules. Yo, free use of a dude would be so I'd be so nervous. Yeah,

1:05:06 especially after your day of free use. Damn, that was awesome. Like my turn to be like, I don't know. We should talk about this.

1:05:16 What are the rules? You can't be inserted. No butt. No butt. No butt. What if she tries and you're just not in the mood?

1:05:22 Slap her. But it's not for use. No butt whatsoever. No butt. Can't even tickle you.

1:05:30 No. No butt. Sean, did you find any of that stuff about the sex? Uh it yeah it was a poem allegedly sent to uh Olivia Nuzie Newsy.

1:05:43 Bro, it's the best. It's very erotic. Yeah. Let me see if I can talk to it. Okay, I'll read it.

1:05:49 Can you Can you read it with pros? I'll try. Wait till you see it's really I like started hearing it and I was like by the middle of it I was like, you know what, man? I kind of tip my hat to this guy.

1:06:00 I I got it here. Uh, your open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me, love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you, my love.

1:06:23 My love. I'm about to copy and paste that. Send that to my girl. Did RFK write the letter for the the guy, the Kirk guy? What guy?

1:06:33 By love. I'm not sure. I don't know what you mean. It's gay. Oh, that's that's what it is. Um Glenn Greenwald got set up. He said it was a political takedown where he was with, this is all from Google, reportedly depictked Greenwald in an intimate act with another adult male in Brazil, which we're just talking about, whom he reportedly, this is what they're saying, paid for the encounter. And it's pretty much it's just him being like kind of like thoroughly domed and humiliated by God.

1:07:01 But they confront they like released his tape without his consent. They like, you know, it's pretty rude.

1:07:05 And then they're like, "What do you say about that?" And he was like, "I don't regret any of that." But that was kind of a beast.

1:07:10 It's be it's a beast move to go to get completely be a shame lord to be like, "Yeah, dude. I'm a total pig

1:07:16 and I did some [ __ ] really it's it's you watch it like god damn." But he just came out. They his political enemies tried to take him down with it and he was like, "I I don't care."

1:07:24 That makes me respect him. Kind of a beast. It's kind of a beast like, "Yo, look at this weird shit." He's like, "Yeah, it was [ __ ] really weird. I did that." And uh

1:07:30 your little your little plan didn't work on me. I do it again. I'm going to do it again.

1:07:34 Wasn't there some politician that got like exposed like that for doing like public [ __ ] with his lady? Not the lady who was giving hand jobs in the movie theater. Not her. This was like a different This is like a whole video that got exposed. Yeah. I forget who was telling me about it, but

1:07:48 wasn't I remember just hearing that. Was there any scandal attached to it or was it like

1:07:52 uh I think I think same [ __ ] like take down type [ __ ] I can't I don't remember his name or anything. It's

1:07:57 so funny, dude. All you have to All you need is a video of a politician having sex and you destroy their entire career.

1:08:02 The same the thing we all Yeah. They're clearly having sex. Yeah. Like weird psycho sex, dude.

1:08:07 Yeah. You want to be a politician. Like you're going nuts in the bedroom, dude. I bet AOC does the craziest [ __ ]

1:08:12 I hope so. You think so? Oh my god. Yeah, but who who's piping AOC? She's some white guy.

1:08:17 Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like the founder of some weird tech company. Yeah, true. Yeah, you're, you know, there's a lot of behind a lot of powerful women, there are surprisingly just kind of a drab white guy kind of, you kind of slide into that role really nicely.

1:08:34 Uh, isn't isn't Camala Doug? Yeah. [ __ ] Doug. Doug. Who's Doug? It's Camala's husband.

1:08:40 Kamala's husband. Yeah, that's all he like talks about. I think he could call himself like I'm Doug Camala's husband.

1:08:45 Doug. Doug. [ __ ] nerd. Dang, that stinks. I think I got like a political email once that when uh

1:08:53 Camela that was like this was before she was even run I think she might have been running with uh Biden and I got like a political email that was like this is Doug and then in parenthesis Camala's husband is how it started and that's how I know his name like that email.

1:09:06 The [ __ ] does Doug do? Why would he allow himself to be framed in an email like that?

1:09:09 Well, he's the owner of the Dimsdale co dim. Where's that from? Uh fairly odd parents. Doug Demid, owner of Dimnell Dimome. Let

1:09:23 me see. He was the first Jewish spouse of a US vice president. Oh, is that that's what he did,

1:09:32 duck? Dude, that is that really a [ __ ] thing? He's the first Jewish second. Oh, damn. He's from Old Bridge, New Jersey.

1:09:39 Oh, what? I mean, or it's kind of a bad look. Made, dude. He kind of He kind of looks like Waltz a little bit.

1:09:47 Thank you. He's in Kristoff. No, Doug. Doug looks like Walt. It's crazy. If I would Damn, he I would have been nervous around Walt having my babe around Waltz.

1:09:58 Who's Waltz? Waltz was a guy she ran with. I was like, I love shooting down. Oh, yeah.

1:10:04 Yeah, dude. Doug. Damn, dude. She got a type. Doug Doug Mhof does Soul Cycle. At home in California, Amhof had attended a Sunday morning soul cycle class in West Hollywood and left his cell phone in the car while going for coffee and a chat with friends in the park. Why they frame this guy as the ultimate housewife?

1:10:22 I mean, he kind of frames himself as the ultimate housewife. It could be king. Camala's husband.

1:10:26 It could just be kink, dude. That whole campaign could have been kink for them.

1:10:30 She goes out, loses. He's just like, I'm just your sexy little [ __ ] boy. Little your little homeboy.

1:10:37 Kabala does drink. I can see it, dude. Yeah. I I as soon as one person was like, "This lady's drunk. I can never unsee it." I'm like, "Oh, she's a drunk lady."

1:10:44 Yeah. Honestly, my her most one of her more likable things. Yeah. She's just drunk.

1:10:49 Yeah. She should have really leaned into that. Like, I'm [ __ ] hammered. I don't know,

1:10:53 bro. Bro, come on now. I would have heard like it would I'm I'm dumb. That would have got me. I would have been like, "She might be."

1:11:00 Yeah. Yeah. Got lean into that little bit of George Bush action. Well, I'm just a drunk old [ __ ]

1:11:07 dude. It would make me believe she could get things done more. [ __ ] get things done.

1:11:12 They do all throughout history. Yeah, [ __ ] get things done. It's unbelievable.

1:11:19 I want to see that tape between her and Doug. It's got to be the steamiest dude. Doug's just in like a little rose petal bathtub.

1:11:28 She's [ __ ] wasted. She's like, Doug, you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You [ __ ] ruined everything. [ __ ] you. How was Soul Cycle, you [ __ ] F.

1:11:41 Come on. Hey, what do you drink? Had a nice lunch with friends. What a weird PR angle to be like, we're just going to make her her husband a total [ __ ]

1:11:55 They should have just been like they should have made him like try to make Tim Waltz a badass.

1:12:00 Yeah. I'd been so mad if I was Doug. I was like, wait, why does Tim Waltz get to be like a hunter badass?

1:12:04 Yeah. And I have to be I'm just a little peg boy. an at home [ __ ] peg boy. I'm [ __ ] cuck.

1:12:12 Beyond. I think he's almost beyond. I'm getting cucked by Tim Waltz over here. He's basically wife play. He's going

1:12:19 Tim Wal is like I love shooting guns with my children and I was in the army. Yeah, man. What the [ __ ]

1:12:25 Yeah. Didn't he not do any of that stuff? I heard there was You never know, man. Look, Lao on the campaign trail things get dirty. So,

1:12:34 who knows what's what. I am I'm really not looking forward to the election of 2028 cuz it's like 2020 and 2024 were so depressing

1:12:42 that 2028 is going to be both parties are going to unleash I think a new psycho.

1:12:47 But this is the young psycho a double young psycho. This is Trump's first year though,

1:12:52 dude. He's not he's not getting reelected. That's what I keep that's we were just having this conversation.

1:12:56 He's not getting reelected. It would make people too mad. Like that's not what he's just lost his juice once they hit him with the Epstein [ __ ] and he was like, "Ah, forget about that stuff." I think that he really lost a lot of his juice.

1:13:07 But I'm saying this is his first year as president. Yeah, I know. He could do he could technically do

1:13:11 got like three more. He did two more. He two more. He could do one more after this.

1:13:16 No, he's president for four years. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why could he do another term if he was already president? cuz I think uh I don't know but they said I honestly don't know but I think they said he can do another term technically.

1:13:28 He no he can only do two cuz they're not consecutive cuz he did one there was we had Biden and I think for some weird reason he can do two more now.

1:13:38 Oh they're like trying to make the political the legal argument that he can. Yeah.

1:13:41 But it's like dude we got to move on. It's like we can't we can't. This is going to be forever. This guy's going to dominate in time.

1:13:46 You have a 90-year-old dictator. He's dominated a whole decade. Yeah. I can't. It's like he was funny. Yeah, he was obviously funny, but now it's like dude please.

1:13:54 Yeah, new guy. I'm curious the moves they're going to make if they're going to go back old school like prim and proper or if the new thing is just [ __ ] that guy.

1:14:01 I think it's [ __ ] that guy, bro. Or Yeah, maybe mommy. Yeah, Donnie is more maybe more of like a even a Gavin Newsome gets he's a leather jacket Democrat.

1:14:10 They're trying to make Gavin Newsome so [ __ ] cool. He's a podcaster. That guy needs to

1:14:14 He's one of the normal guys like us. He has a [ __ ] podcast. Gavin Newsome needs to go lay the [ __ ] down. Like, he needs to shut up. But the problem is I'll say he is the perfect politician.

1:14:24 He's just like a weird smiling psycho. Yeah. Who like just I'm saying just like I don't you know I'm not a fan of him but it's also like you got to you got to give it up and like man no this guy was born for the role

1:14:35 Yeah. of California governor. Yeah. He [ __ ] tanked the c the state and now he wants to tank the country.

1:14:43 But yeah, we'll see, man. I don't know. I think maybe they'll run Vance. Vance could they could run Vance again. He It feels like he's been making a play cuz he's been out doing his own [ __ ] recently.

1:14:52 Trump's What's he doing? He's been campaigning. He's been porking. Never mind. No. What is it?

1:15:00 I I don't want I I feel bad for even bringing it up. Oh, just his relationship with the with the widow of Mr. Charlie.

1:15:09 Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. That is a nasty thing you would say. Hey, I'm sorry. Forgive me. Well,

1:15:19 sorry. Um, yeah, final words. I think we're going to slide into the Patreon. By the way, I got you guys a uh a little gift. It's the final final installment of the concistadors

1:15:31 and uh I'm going to display a little gift. This is I'm excited. I'm excited, too.

1:15:36 I'm also excited to hear how it all I mean, I kind of know, but you know. Yeah. But it's it's surprisingly it was way there's way more is way more in detail. So, yeah, we're about to slide into that right now. And u thank everybody. Thank you for listening and uh hope stay keep your spirits high during this holiday season. A lot of people think about killing themselves

1:15:52 about whatever reason people in Christmas want to kill themselves. But I don't know. I get it. I do get it. But also at the same time it's like I I like we just lit up our Christmas tree.

1:16:02 Yeah. Makes me so happy. I see the lights. I go it's the best. But then sometimes at night time it's just you downstairs. It's dark. You look at the lights and you go

1:16:10 maybe I should kill myself. Actually don't kill yourself. Don't do it. Don't kill yourself. It's bad.

1:16:16 Hang. I'm getting an Elf on the Shelf. That's going to be a big thing this year,

1:16:19 dude. So, don't get sad on Do you get sad on the holidays? Uh, well, you're about to do free use, so you're not You don't care. You're having a good holiday.

1:16:26 About to be elf on the shelf, dude. Yeah. Don't get sad on the holidays. Put me on his knees. That's going to be you.

1:16:34 Hey, you. What's going to be your position? Where you What are you going to do?

1:16:41 I don't know, dude. I haven't even I got to I got to start taking notes. You would for real be stuck though.

1:16:47 Go statue. You should do like, you know, like the little boy in the lawn where like a peeing cupid.

1:16:52 Yeah. Just see how much you can pee and just sit like a statue. Just pee the whole time.

1:17:00 Well, see you later. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane Secret podcast on Spotify. Do it.

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What is discussed in "Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)"?

In order: 0:00 Spirit Airlines; 10:00 Prize Pick, AJ Brown, Tyrese Max; 30:00 Prize Pick; 1:10:00 Elf on the Shelf.

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6 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Prize Pick, Spirit Airlines, AJ Brown, Tyrese Max, Elf on the Shelf, 2028. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)"?

The episode runs 1 h 17 min; the transcript is about 17,434 words in 516 timestamped sections.

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