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Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169", an episode of New Heights published December 10, 2025 (48 min, about 9,847 words). It mentions 161 people, works and ideas, including New Heights, Jason Kelsey, Travis Kelce, Travis Kelsey, NFL.
What this episode is about
The discussion centers around recent frustrations experienced by the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles, along with the unexpected return of quarterback Philip Rivers to the NFL. The hosts also touch on light-hearted topics like athlete hygiene, particularly highlighting Travis Kelce's cleaning habits.
Key takeaways
- Spotify reveals your life's playlist; surprised it's not more 'metal' at age 83?
- The Liberty Bowl has more moves than a nomadic DJ; now spinning in Memphis.
- Walter Payton Man of the Year: When charity becomes sport, everyone's a winner.
- Travis Kelsey's goal: Making Kansas City Super without the rings.
- 2025 Spotify Wrapped: Where podcasts like ours top charts without needing autotune.
Who speaks in this episode?
- Jason Kelsey (Host)
- Travis Kelce (Host)
- Travis Kelsey (Host)
- Jason Kelce (Host)
What is discussed, and when
- – 5:00: Operation Breakthrough, Spotify, Spotify, Liberty Bowl
- – 10:00: Spotify, Spotify, Travis Kelsey, Chiefs
- – 15:00: Chiefs, Eagles, Chiefs, Eagles
- – 20:00: line of scrimmage, Chiefs, Eagles, Chiefs
- – 25:00: Eagles, Eagles, Monsters, Inc., Positivity rabbit
- – 30:00: Eagles, Eagles, Chiefs, Chiefs
- – 35:00: Shane Stiken, Practice squad, Philip Rivers, Philadelphia
- – 40:00: Stamp of the Week, Chiefs, Chiefs, Amazon
- – 45:00: Cleveland Heights, Cleveland, Report cards, Accelerators
- – 47:32: New Heights, New Heights, Wonder, Chiefs
Notable quotes from "Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169"
Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Wry Show, brought to you by Yeti. And that's not me. We're talking about the Yeti coolers, the Yeti drinks…
about Yeti · atI am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
about New Heights · atKind of exude as an NFL player to your teammates and city and it's named after the late great Walter Payeyton. His family is still involved in giving out this award. so it is a…
about Chiefs · atYeah. out there, high energy, no matter what the situation was, seemed like he was ready to [ __ ] get after it. That's awesome. A guy like that who's just kind of itching at…
about Eagles · atThey do something that works and then they're on to the next thing that they want to they went into the game wanting to do. It's hold on. Hey, if we're doing this really good…
about Eagles · atIt's the perfect gift for anyone who expects the best. Shop team colors and new arrivals at yeti.com. Yeti, built for the wild. Thank you to our sponsor, American Express.…
about YETI · atTo you into account. It's right on the app. There's such a huge selection. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, no question. You can literally get anything and everything. It's to the…
about Philip Rivers · atAt the Chiefs game over the weekend to celebrate them being alive in Missouri. That's right. We were there. Jake, Brandon, how was it? How'd it go, boys? It was sick. The…
about DraftKings · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Jason Kelsey — Person · Co-host · 4 mentions · first at
Co-host who frames episode topics, analyzes Eagles-Chargers loss, and interviews/banters with Travis throughout the show.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Travis Kelce — Person · Co-host / Main speaker · 2 mentions · first at
Co-host and frequent primary speaker on this episode; discusses his Walter Payton Man of the Year nomination, Operation Breakthrough, Chiefs season, and personal reactions to games.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Travis Kelsey — Person · Co-host · 2 mentions · first at
Introduces the show, discusses Chiefs season struggles, and his Walter Payton Man of the Year nomination tied to Operation Breakthrough.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Jason Kelce — Person · Co-host · 1 mention · first at
Co-host of the New Heights podcast episode; provides analysis and commentary primarily on the Eagles and other NFL topics, leads segments and interacts with Travis.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Philip Rivers — Person · Referenced player (league news subject) · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed in a breaking-news segment about a (surprising) return to the NFL with the Colts practice squad and reunion with Shane Steichen; used to debate feasibility, age, and Hall of Fame timing. - Walter Payton — Person · Referenced honoree / namesake · 2 mentions · first at
Referenced as the namesake of the NFL’s Walter Payton Man of the Year award, used to contextualize the prestige and values of the honor Travis is nominated for.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Shane Stiken — Person · Referenced coach (connection point) · 3 mentions · first at
Mentioned as a coaching link for Philip Rivers (Chargers staff/OC context) and as part of the Colts staff in the segment discussing Rivers’ return. Note: name appears misspelled; commonly 'Shane Steichen'.To you into account. It's right on the app. There's such a huge selection. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, no question. You can literally get anything and everything. It's to the…
- Pat McAfee — Person · Referenced peer / Fellow podcaster · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as a fellow podcaster included in Spotify rankings and as a friend/peer of the hosts.Going to make sure that the fans that are showing up and the community that's showing up is going to, see us give back to them for how much they show up for us on Sundays, man.…
- Derwin James — Person · Referenced NFL player (example/admiration) · 1 mention · first at
Jason cites him as a favorite defensive player while discussing the Chargers defense during Eagles-Chargers recap.We know, a team that knows us, and they're rolling, too. Harball's got them playing their best [ __ ] ball and Herbert's playing lights out and yeah, we're gonna have our hands…
- Jim Bob — Person · Referenced coach (first-name shorthand) · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as the Colts offensive coordinator in the Phillip Rivers segment (age comparison and staff context). Likely refers to Jim Bob Cooter. - Landon Dickerson — Person · Referenced NFL player · 1 mention
Discussed in the Eagles segment regarding injury status and continuity of the offensive line (calf issue, briefly left then returned). - Lamar Hunt — Person · 1 mention · first at
Kind of exude as an NFL player to your teammates and city and it's named after the late great Walter Payeyton. His family is still involved in giving out this award. so it is a…
- EW7354 — Person · 1 mention · first at
Oh my god. What is it? That's embarrassing. What is it? 83. 83. Nice. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm older than dad. I was 68. Yeah, I was I'm right I'm right…
- Billy Davis — Person · 1 mention · first at
It's kind of amazing considering how they all have like and not a lot of them weren't even there together. Like Demo is the head coach, Matt Burk's the DC, Cory Unland's in the…
- Lane Johnson — Person · 1 mention · first at
He cleans that up. Full confidence he will and the defense keeps playing like this. I know that's a lot of ifs and buts and candies and nuts. but yeah, I hear you, Coach Kales.…
- Letitia Elizabeth Landon — Person · 1 mention · first at
He cleans that up. Full confidence he will and the defense keeps playing like this. I know that's a lot of ifs and buts and candies and nuts. but yeah, I hear you, Coach Kales.…
- Ashley Sullivan — Person · 1 mention · first at
There you go. It showed up today and the offensive lineman stressed to me that they are not sad. They just wanted good vibes Bunny. This is from Ashley Sullivan. I would assume…
- Jeremy Fowler — Person · 1 mention · first at
A season going the wrong direction right now. But yeah, if I'm losing, not winning, we got to get rid of that [ __ ] That's my I honestly, if I'm being very brutally honest, I…
- Mina Kimes — Person · 1 mention · first at
A season going the wrong direction right now. But yeah, if I'm losing, not winning, we got to get rid of that [ __ ] That's my I honestly, if I'm being very brutally honest, I…
- Chip Kelly — Person · 1 mention · first at
And then look at the eyebrows. They made sure not to thick as [ __ ] You already know that's not Jason Kely unless you throw some thick ass eyebrows on there. Dude, this would…
- Tyler Warren — Person · 1 mention · first at
To you into account. It's right on the app. There's such a huge selection. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, no question. You can literally get anything and everything. It's to the…
- Frank Reich — Person · 1 mention · first at
Statistic. The only thing he doesn't have is a Super Bowl, but statistically and the competitor he was and how he played the game, that's not even a question. 100%. An icon.…
- Brett Favre — Person · 1 mention · first at
Not just as a player, like mentally, the way he operates, the way he puts the team in positions. I've just heard nothing but like the most incredible things about him as a…
- Dennis Quaid — Person · 1 mention · first at
I'm just not going to do it. I know run at the in a run in the playoffs if they make it. Give a man some tour at all. I know he's still been active. He's got like 20 kids…
- Jameis Winston — Person · 1 mention · first at
This has instantly become one of the most exciting things I can't wait to potentially see. This got released on air on Monday night. it's just it's just practice squad right…
- Stephanie from Minnesota — Person · 1 mention · first at
Was more like coaching. I think it's, it felt I maybe just need a little more pep in the step. It just needed some more energy. It was very cold, Jason. I was very cold and…
- Reggie Sanders — Person · 1 mention · first at
I've done this on countless. I literally cannot count how many times I've forged my parents signature. let's start off. What was well, the one that stands out to me the most…
- Big Ed — Person · 1 mention · first at
Older brother was going to the showcase because he was out of high school and he just wanted to like give one last chance of like getting in front of some scouts and they were…
- Harry Clark — Person · 1 mention · first at
That's right. Mrs. Clark, our good friend Harry Clark's mom, was in charge of the attendance at Cleveland Heights High School. St. Patrick's Day, I wanted to go to the parade…
- Eva from Allentown, PA — Person · 1 mention · first at
No. She said I said, Hey, Mr. Clark, this is Ed Kelsey. Jason's sick. He's not going to be able to come into school today. And she said, Who is this? This is not Ed Kelsey…
- Coach Spags — Person · 1 mention
- Cory Undlin — Person · 1 mention
- Dan Orlovsky — Person · 1 mention
- Danielle Hunter — Person · 1 mention
- DeMeco Ryans — Person · 1 mention
- Hal Finny — Person · 1 mention
- Jesse Minter — Person · 1 mention
- Matthew Leon Burke — Person · 1 mention
- Swag — Person · 1 mention
Companies & orgs
- Chiefs — Company · Business focus · 12 mentions · first at
The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team discussed in the podcast regarding their recent performance and community outreach. - Eagles — Company · Business focus · 12 mentions · first at
The Philadelphia Eagles are a professional American football team discussed in the podcast regarding their recent game and team dynamics. - Philadelphia Eagles — Company · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed in the context of their recent game performance and team dynamics.They do something that works and then they're on to the next thing that they want to they went into the game wanting to do. It's hold on. Hey, if we're doing this really good…
- Kansas City Chiefs — Company · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed in the context of their recent game performance and team dynamics.Kind of exude as an NFL player to your teammates and city and it's named after the late great Walter Payeyton. His family is still involved in giving out this award. so it is a…
- Spotify — Company · Referenced platform · 6 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of the podcast's performance and listener statistics.Going to make sure that the fans that are showing up and the community that's showing up is going to, see us give back to them for how much they show up for us on Sundays, man.…
- Operation Breakthrough — Company · Charity / Beneficiary · 3 mentions · first at
Charitable organization Travis Kelce supports; referenced in context of his Walter Payton Man of the Year nomination.Nominated? Four. Three or four. Three or four. Yeah. In particular, you're nominated for your work with Operation Breakthrough. for those of you who are unfamiliar with Walter…
- Cincinnati Bearcats — Company · Referenced team · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of their upcoming game in the Liberty Bowl.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Houston Texans — Company · Referenced team · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of a recent game against the ChiefsWinning all our games. so that's all you can do, man. You got the Chargers coming in and you just get after them. I just feel like if you guys get the 10 and seven this year in…
- New Heights — Company · 6 mentions · first at
I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Liberty Bowl — Company · 3 mentions · first at
Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama? I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis…
- Giants — Company · 2 mentions · first at
Yeah, it was a horrendous game of ball security, which is not Listen, Jaylen, I know the last couple weeks have been rough for him. This is one of the things he's done well his…
- Monsters, Inc. — Company · 2 mentions · first at
Which way do you go with this? You're saying get rid of it? I think they tried it. It didn't work. You got to ditch the rabbit. the whole thing's got to go. It's got to go.…
- Hall of Fame — Company · 2 mentions · first at
Hasn't played in the NFL since 2020. but is getting reunited with Shane Stiken, who was the Chargers staff and inter room offensive coordinator in 2019 with Phillip and…
- Wonder — Company · 2 mentions · first at
All righty, that wraps up another episode of New Heights. Make sure you're subscribed to the New Heights channel on YouTube and follow New Heights on the Wonder app or wherever…
- Belk Bowl — Company · 1 mention · first at
Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama? I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis…
- Papa John's.com Bowl — Company · 1 mention · first at
I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Eagles Autism Challenge — Company · 1 mention · first at
Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
- Boston with the Boys — Company · 1 mention · first at
Going to make sure that the fans that are showing up and the community that's showing up is going to, see us give back to them for how much they show up for us on Sundays, man.…
- Fleetwoods — Company · 1 mention · first at
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age. Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason…
- DraftKings Sportsbook — Company · 1 mention · first at
Was more like coaching. I think it's, it felt I maybe just need a little more pep in the step. It just needed some more energy. It was very cold, Jason. I was very cold and…
- Atlanta Braves — Company · 1 mention · first at
I've done this on countless. I literally cannot count how many times I've forged my parents signature. let's start off. What was well, the one that stands out to me the most…
- Cleveland Heights High School — Company · 1 mention · first at
That's right. Mrs. Clark, our good friend Harry Clark's mom, was in charge of the attendance at Cleveland Heights High School. St. Patrick's Day, I wanted to go to the parade…
- Hotels — Company · 1 mention · first at
You're like a Jagger bomb. Oh my god. You're a [ __ ] Jagger bomb. I just had my first Jagger bomb in a long time. It wasn't even a Jäger bomb. It was just a shoddy Jagger in…
- Bears — Company · 1 mention
- ESPN — Company · 1 mention
- Las Vegas Raiders — Company · 1 mention
- Los Angeles Chargers — Company · 1 mention
- The Pat McAfee Show — Company · 1 mention
Products & tech
- Spotify Wrapped — Product · 1 mention · first at
Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
- American Express Platinum Card — Product · 1 mention · first at
It's the perfect gift for anyone who expects the best. Shop team colors and new arrivals at yeti.com. Yeti, built for the wild. Thank you to our sponsor, American Express.…
- Centurion Lounge — Product · 1 mention · first at
It's the perfect gift for anyone who expects the best. Shop team colors and new arrivals at yeti.com. Yeti, built for the wild. Thank you to our sponsor, American Express.…
- Accelerators — Product · 1 mention · first at
Don't [ __ ] You already know where I'm going. Count of three. No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say. Probably good…
- Jäger bomb — Product · 1 mention · first at
Don't [ __ ] You already know where I'm going. Count of three. No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say. Probably good…
- Metal straw — Product · 1 mention · first at
I got to say some of these environmental things I am I'm getting to the point that Give me a hot one. Something ruined you earlier. What is it? Paper straws. Paper straws are…
- Paper straws — Product · 1 mention · first at
I got to say some of these environmental things I am I'm getting to the point that Give me a hot one. Something ruined you earlier. What is it? Paper straws. Paper straws are…
- Plastic straw — Product · 1 mention · first at
I got to say some of these environmental things I am I'm getting to the point that Give me a hot one. Something ruined you earlier. What is it? Paper straws. Paper straws are…
- Wonder Plus — Product · 1 mention · first at
All righty, that wraps up another episode of New Heights. Make sure you're subscribed to the New Heights channel on YouTube and follow New Heights on the Wonder app or wherever…
- YETI cooler — Product · 1 mention · first at
- YETI cups — Product · 1 mention · first at
- Four Loko — Product · 1 mention
- Jägermeister — Product · 1 mention
- YETI beverage bucket — Product · 1 mention
- YETI flasks — Product · 1 mention
- YETI NFL Collection — Product · 1 mention
- YETI Rambler — Product · 1 mention
- YETI shaker bottle — Product · 1 mention
- YETI thermos top — Product · 1 mention
- YETI travel straw mug — Product · 1 mention
Concepts & topics
- NFL — Concept · Core topic · 2 mentions · first at
Central theme of the episode, discussing games, players, and league news.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Eagles — Concept · Core topic / Team discussed · 12 mentions · first at
One of the two primary NFL teams discussed in the episode; hosts analyze recent Eagles game vs. Chargers, offensive struggles, defensive performance, and roster/injury items. - Chiefs — Concept · Core topic / Team discussed · 11 mentions · first at
Primary team discussion topic; hosts recap Chiefs loss to Texans, comment on season struggles, playoff implications, and player/coach performances.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Walter Payton Man of the Year — Concept · Core topic · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed as a significant honor in the NFL, related to Travis Kelsey's nomination.I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Chiefs Kingdom — Concept · Fan base · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned by Travis Kelce in the context of his commitment to the team and fansThe Texans had a great defense. We knew Chiefs had a great defense and it was going to come down to the team that made the fewest mistakes. And at the end of the day with the…
- Gibson (brand) — Brand · Mentioned as a potential reference to a brand in ambiguous context · 1 mention
Ambiguity identified: could refer to a surname, a person, or a brand; transcript context does not clearly identify which Gibson is intended - Stamp of the Week — Concept · 4 mentions · first at
Each other questions. We don't know. the guy who went in for Don Jones, Riley Leonard, got injured as well. That's what I thought. Now, they potentially could be under their…
- 92enters — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- line of scrimmage — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
Yeah, it was a horrendous game of ball security, which is not Listen, Jaylen, I know the last couple weeks have been rough for him. This is one of the things he's done well his…
- Practice squad — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
This has instantly become one of the most exciting things I can't wait to potentially see. This got released on air on Monday night. it's just it's just practice squad right…
- overtime — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Positivity rabbit — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
He cleans that up. Full confidence he will and the defense keeps playing like this. I know that's a lot of ifs and buts and candies and nuts. but yeah, I hear you, Coach Kales.…
- Beer snake — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
That's a pro move right there. Don't even let him get up. These aren't even stiff arms. are just like mushes that he's just like throwing them with one arm. Good lord. I'll…
- Report cards — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
Older brother was going to the showcase because he was out of high school and he just wanted to like give one last chance of like getting in front of some scouts and they were…
- Garage beer — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
Don't [ __ ] You already know where I'm going. Count of three. No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say. Probably good…
- Beach music — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age. Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason…
- Children's music — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age. Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason…
- Outlaw country — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age. Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason…
- Synth-pop — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age. Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason…
- AFC West — Concept · 1 mention · first at
You put in all this work to, be there for your guys and I just wasn't that I wasn't I got to point out I think that catch would have been pretty damn impressive catch. That was…
- Wild card — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Aren't going to win the AFC West or whatever it is since 2015. You know I think sometimes the ball just doesn't fall your way and you guys have had the epitome of that this…
- Red zone — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Yeah. out there, high energy, no matter what the situation was, seemed like he was ready to [ __ ] get after it. That's awesome. A guy like that who's just kind of itching at…
- Split zone — Concept · 1 mention · first at
This guy, this guy, and this guy. And it's just, what who are we and what are we going to be about? And throughout Jaylen's tenure, and I think what lends itself to the best…
- under center — Concept · 1 mention · first at
This guy, this guy, and this guy. And it's just, what who are we and what are we going to be about? And throughout Jaylen's tenure, and I think what lends itself to the best…
- Animation program — Concept · 1 mention · first at
A season going the wrong direction right now. But yeah, if I'm losing, not winning, we got to get rid of that [ __ ] That's my I honestly, if I'm being very brutally honest, I…
- Six-man protection — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Their way, but it's still the NFL, man. Any team can win any given Sunday. And the Eagles need to get some momentum going. They have to go out there and perform. Yeah. I really…
- Double-wall insulation — Concept · 1 mention · first at
It's a good green. we also have a Super Bowl champions one right here. Boom. With a little thermos top. We have a Eagles Rambo Chiefs one and the forest green one that we just…
- Stainless steel — Concept · 1 mention · first at
It's a good green. we also have a Super Bowl champions one right here. Boom. With a little thermos top. We have a Eagles Rambo Chiefs one and the forest green one that we just…
- Band practice sheets — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Is not ready for this. They're ready for draft things. I'm not ready for my hip thrust. Everybody at the Casey tailgate was great. So all the night centers that came up to us…
- Permission form — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Is not ready for this. They're ready for draft things. I'm not ready for my hip thrust. Everybody at the Casey tailgate was great. So all the night centers that came up to us…
- Field trips — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Older brother was going to the showcase because he was out of high school and he just wanted to like give one last chance of like getting in front of some scouts and they were…
- St. Patrick's Day — Concept · 1 mention · first at
That's right. Mrs. Clark, our good friend Harry Clark's mom, was in charge of the attendance at Cleveland Heights High School. St. Patrick's Day, I wanted to go to the parade…
- Supper clubs — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Don't [ __ ] You already know where I'm going. Count of three. No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say. Probably good…
- AFC — Concept · 1 mention
- BPA — Concept · 1 mention
- Concept of ball security — Concept · 1 mention
- Empty (empty backfield) — Concept · 1 mention
- Environmental towel reuse disclaimers — Concept · 1 mention
- Five-man protection — Concept · 1 mention
- FML — Concept · 1 mention
Places & events
- Walter Payton Man of the Year — Event · Award / Event · 2 mentions · first at
Central to a news item: Travis Kelce was named the Chiefs' nominee; hosts discuss meaning and charity/community aspects (Operation Breakthrough).I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your…
- Spotify — Place · Platform referenced · 6 mentions · first at
Referenced as hosting podcast analytics (Wrapped) and platform where New Heights ranked highly; topic in listener discussion.Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
- Philadelphia — Place · Setting · 6 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of the Eagles' performance and community involvement.Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
- Cleveland Heights — Place · Setting · 3 mentions · first at
Mentioned as the hometown of one of the hosts.I've done this on countless. I literally cannot count how many times I've forged my parents signature. let's start off. What was well, the one that stands out to me the most…
- Liberty Bowl — Event · Referenced event · 3 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of the Cincinnati Bearcats' upcoming game.Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama? I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis…
- Kansas City, Kansas — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of the Chiefs' performance and community outreach.Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
- Cleveland Heights, Ohio — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as the hometown of the hosts. - Birmingham, Alabama — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as a past location of the Liberty Bowl.Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama? I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis…
- Memphis, Tennessee — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the context of the Liberty Bowl's location.Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama? I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis…
- Eagles Autism Challenge — Event · Referenced event · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the context of Travis Kelsey's community involvement.Back to the community and they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just…
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Did you look at your Spotify? I don't know how to do it. Where is it at? You go to Spotify and I'm pretty sure it just
Oh, it's time for your 2025 rap. 13,38 minutes. 254 genres. That's a lot of genre. That's That's way more than a lot of people for sure.
My top genre is dooop. It's going to tell you your average age. Age. Don't take this personally. Oh my god.
What is it? That's embarrassing. What is it? 83. 83. Nice. That's pretty good. Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Wry Show, brought to you by Yeti. And that's not me. We're talking about
the Yeti coolers, the Yeti drinks, the Yeti everything. Oo, that new height screen.
Ooh, how about it? I love that. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my big brother Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats headed to the Liberty Bowl
versus uh the Naval Academy. Good oldfashioned Liberty Bowl. Birmingham, Alabama. Is it still in Birmingham Alabama?
I don't think so. It was No, it moved. The Liberty Bowl for me was in Memphis, Tennessee.
No, that was the Belk Bowl. That was in Charlotte. Really? Yeah. So, the Liberty Bowl moved to Memphis. It was at UAB Stadium in Birmingham, Alabama, and I played in it.
There you go. Right. Or am I thinking of a different bowl? I think you're thinking of Papa John's bowl.
I am thinking of the Papa John's.com bowl. All right. Sorry, Liberty Bowl. Let's go Cats, baby. Finish this year off right. Uh, subscribe on YouTube Plus, wherever you get your podcast and follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one s for fun clips throughout the week. Jason, please. This is where you tell everyone what we're going to talk about.
Well, 92enters, we've got a incredibly depressing football portion of this great episode. We're going to recap the Chief Sex game as well as the loss of the Eagles in overtime to the Chargers, but we will get into a lot more NFL discussions that will hopefully be more joyous. We're going to get into all that in a minute. But first, we're always going to start with a little bit of that new news. New news is brought to you by American Express.
Biggest piece of new news is Travis has been the Chiefs nominee for Walter Payton Man of the Year. This is your third nominate. How many times you've been nominated? Four.
Three or four. Three or four. Yeah. In particular, you're nominated for your work with Operation Breakthrough. Uh for those of you who are unfamiliar with Walter Payton Man of the Year, it's kind of all-encompassing. It's turned into one of the greatest honors you can receive in the NFL. Uh, a lot of it comes down to charitable work and community work, but it also comes down to how you are as a player and uh, what you the values and everything that you um, kind of exude as an NFL player to your teammates and city and you know, it's named after the late great Walter Payeyton. His family is still involved uh, in giving out this award. Um, so it is a incredible honor to be nominated for it. Trav, what are your thoughts? Obviously, you've been nominated before.
Yeah. Um I mean, I was nominated last year. Maybe not the year before that, but a year or two prior to that one. Obviously, you don't do the work and you're not who you are to the community and to the teams
for award the the award. You know, you're not doing this in hopes that you one day could be it. So, it's I just do it because I love seeing these kids have something that they wouldn't have otherwise. I love doing it to support, you know, what Operation Breakthrough means to this community. And I love doing things uh with my foundational team because my foundation team is amazing and they find ways to to give back to the community and uh they find events that bring the community closer together and it's just an honor and it's obviously representing a whole lot more people than just myself. Uh I think the Chief's community outreach is second to absolutely none. Um, and that shows in how many Walter Peyton man of the years we've had in Kansas City and the tradition that uh that Lamar Hunt um embedded in this organization back in the 60s and 70s of how, you know, he was going to make sure that the the fans that are showing up and the the community that's showing up is going to, you know, see us give back to them uh for how much they show up for us on Sundays, man. and um it's just an absolute honor to to represent this organization, to represent my foundation, and even more so to represent Operation Breakthrough and and all the kids and all the amazing things that they're doing over there.
Well, congratulations, Trav. I mean, listen, I think you do so much for that community in Kansas City and really, I mean, Philadelphia community. You've been involved with the Eagles Autism Challenge. You do so much surrounding the NFL and the landscape and supporting the fans and uh different communities that the teams are in. So, back in Cleveland um
Oh, yeah. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. Well done. Thank you, man. And uh thank you to all the 92enters who shared their uh Spotify wrapped because uh we were the number one sports podcast on uh on Spotify um of the 2025 year. Obviously, a lot of familiar faces podcasts up here. Yep. Absolutely.
Boston with the Boys made the list. We got our guy Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee, part of my take.
Bunch of friends on there that uh that are all welldeserving of it. But um thank you guys for uh posting all that and tuning in week in week out. We also heard from a bunch of 92 percenters who got their YouTube recap but wanted to uh specifically shout out Rachel who was in our top.1% of viewers.
That's pretty crazy. Rachel said uh safe to say I look forward to Wednesdays as she posted a picture of her literally being uh top.1% of viewers.
That's awesome. Shout out to Rachel. Well done. It was awesome seeing a bunch of people posting, you know, where they're at in the percentages and how many minutes. I don't know if that was on YouTube or if that was a Spotify thing, but the end of the year recaps.
Did you look at your Spotify? I don't know how to do it. Where is it at? You go to Spotify and I'm pretty sure it just
free free Spotify ad. It's fine with it. I'm cool with it. Is it in Where's it at?
It should be in home. Oh, it's time for your 2025 wrapped. All right, we're ready for G for you. Swipe up. You listened 13,38 minutes. 254 genres.
That's a lot of genre. That's That's way more than a lot of people for sure. My top genre is dooop.
Oh, you're see me and you are What was your It's going to tell you your average age.
Oo. So dooop is more because that's I sing a lot of dooop songs to Finny. For some reason, she stops crying when I sing like Fleetwoods and some of the like doo-op music from back in the day.
Okay. Then obviously I'm always been an outlaw country guy. Synth pop. Big synth pop. Children's music. Yep. This is all adding up. Beach music. All right. Here we go. Age. Don't take this personally.
Oh my god. What is it? That's embarrassing. What is it? 83. 83. Nice. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm older than dad.
I was 68. Yeah, I was I'm right I'm right underneath dad. That's hilarious. Nice. Well, it's always fun to see uh what your average age is compared to your Spotify and the songs you're listening to.
That wraps up new news brought to you by American Express. Let's get to some fan mentions. We got a fun uh basket weave mention from EW7354. The official way to hold gargers. Ah, the old double hand.
All right, I just want to be clear. That's not That's not a basket weaving style technique, right? The basket weaving's hand over hand. Or is that basket weaving?
I didn't write basket weave in here. Have you ever held a beer by two hands? I don't think I've ever done that.
Not crossed like that. I kind of want to try it. Ball security. Beer security. Beer security. What a That sounds like a TV show. By the way, I do want to point out outside of the Doo [ __ ] album because I play that every night when I'm singing to Finny.
Mhm. Second album, Tase. You know it. That was number one for me. Um I don't have any
kids. You're singing to see I can't sing Tay songs. I'm not Dad. You're really off pitch here.
You can sing along. Yeah, you can sing along. They're catchy. They are. All righty. Both topics to wrap up week 14. Let's start with Sunday Night Football. Chiefs 10, Texans 20. Trev, I'll let you take it away, brother.
Yeah, man. It's uh it's been a tough [ __ ] go around for the past two days. Yeah, it's just you put in all this [ __ ] work in hopes that it pays off and right now it just for whatever [ __ ] reason, man, it's little things. It's I don't know, discipline. And I feel like I've always had the answers in years past and this year it just I just can't find them. And I keep thinking if I show up to work and I put in the work and I fix the issues uh through my practice habits and through uh through perfecting the game plan and my fundamentals and what I'm being taught and go out there and try and play my ass off for my guys next to me. It's it's all going to come together like it has in years past and this year is just not, man. Um, not to say that I won't keep doing that. It's all that I can do. It's all that I I'm going to always show up to work and [ __ ] give it my all. And if there's a game to be played, I'm going to [ __ ] make it the most important game of the world.
Yeah. Um, but obviously looking at the the playoffs, this is a tough reality to be in. Um, especially with um I don't know, just how how we've always found a way in years past. So, it's uh it's a shitty [ __ ] feeling, especially dropping the [ __ ] ball late in the game like that when we were on our last [ __ ] chance to make something shake.
It's a shitty feeling, man. I hear you. Uh you put in all this work to, you know, be there for your guys and I just I just wasn't that I wasn't
I got to point out I think that that catch would have been pretty damn impressive catch. That was a tough one to I mean, you're running all the way over here and you're trying to reach back. I know you always hold yourself to a high standard, but that would have been a tough catch. I'll say this again, it's another game that was right there, right? Like, and we knew going into it the Texans had a great defense. We knew Chiefs had a great defense and it was going to come down to the team that made the fewest mistakes. And at the end of the day with the drop passes and things at the end of the game, even throughout the game, there were multiple times where you guys had the opportunities. And it just like it's just been a very weird year for the Chiefs. And you guys have been in I mean what is it seven straight? This was the first time in what nine seasons you guys aren't going to win the AFC West or whatever it is since 2015. You know I think sometimes the ball just doesn't fall your way and you guys have had the epitome of that this year. Yeah. I don't know. I know it's frustrating. I know that you know it's the competitor you are and you know how badly you want it, how badly Pat wants it. the work you guys put in. So, I feel for you for sure. Um, and I know that that game in particular was a frustrating one because of what it meant, but
it's frustrating. But, um, we got four games left and uh, go put my [ __ ] heart on the line for these guys because they deserve that. Chiefs Kingdom, you guys deserve that. And we're going to keep this thing [ __ ] rolling, man.
What is the mindset? You guys just one game at a time. Just got the Chargers this week.
Just Yeah. I mean, obviously, we we don't necessarily control our own destiny at this point. Like I said, we need some things to happen outside of us winning all our games. Um, so that's all you can do, man. You got the Chargers coming in and you just get after them.
I just feel like if you guys get the 10 and seven this year in the AFC that that'll sneak in at a wild card. But one game at a time.
Yep. Four games left. Yeah. What do the Chiefs have to get fixed the most? What What are you guys most focused on? critical situations towards the end of the game showing up. I mean, obviously drop passes, drop passes drops are the things that stood out to me watching it.
Miss blocks and key situations that could, you know, spark big runs, um, spark big plays and, uh, scoring touchdowns. You got to score touchdowns in this league, man. And, um, field goals aren't going to aren't going to cut it. I think it's just details on, uh, on all phases. Um, even though I thought our our defense [ __ ] showed up and played a hell of a game against the the Texans this week.
Chris Jones, my god, he was showing his heart, man. That's for sure. Spags was dialing up all these blitzes. I mean, it was it was a fun game to watch from the defense for sure. They were they were doing everything they could.
And shout out to the Texans, man. They made plays when they needed to. They got good players over there. I mean, that defense is freaking it's the best in the NFL right now. And Demo Ryan,
it's kind of dude, every single person on that staff I played with in Philly. It's kind of amazing considering how they all have like and not a lot of them weren't even there together. Like Demo is the head coach, Matt Burk's the DC, Cory Unland's in the back field. Billy Davis, who was the DC when Chip was here, is the linebacker's coach. I mean, it's when whenever I'm at a Houston, I'm like, "God dang, this is like former Philadelphia right here." But, uh, yeah, they're rolling on defense, man. Those guys are doing a great job coaching those guys up and they have great players. I do got to shout out Esapo. Played good, man. The biggest thing I was worried about was the offensive line. And he played against who I think is one of the best players in the NFL and has been for a while, the Neil Hunter. And he he held his own. More than held his own.
No, he came in he came in and and and yeah, I was extremely proud of him. Happy as hell for him. Uh when I tell you, man, you want to talk about a guy that was just [ __ ] happy to play ball man.
Yeah. out there, high energy, no matter what the situation was, seemed like he was ready to [ __ ] get after it.
That's awesome. A guy like that who's just kind of itching at the bit to be able to get out there and show show the world what he's got, man. The big athletic guy, man. And um happy as hell for him. Just wish we could have got the win for him. We got the Chargers this week, obviously coming off a a win against the Eagles that we're about to get into, man. Um a team we know, a team that knows us, uh and they're rolling, too. Harball's got them playing their best [ __ ] ball and um Herbert's playing lights out and uh yeah, we're gonna have our hands full, man. Let's go ahead and get to this Eagles Chargers game though on a little Monday night out there in Los Angeles. Jason, do you uh you kind of summed up the game by tweeting FML if you want to tell everybody why you tweeted that.
Uh it was just frustrating game to watch uh as an Eagles fan. you know, we just like continually kept kicking ourselves in the foot. And I mean, it was, you know, turnovers, you know, penalty down low takes us out of off the two- yard line. I mean, it was just one thing after the other. Uh, very frustrating game. It felt like there was more to be had. It did feel like we were starting to click. And then every second we got into the red zone, turnover. Every single time we got a chance to uh to get a touchdown, we get knocked back and kick a field goal. We'd miss a few we missed a field goal. I mean, it's just like not too much different than the Chiefs game. And it's like, man, we had our opportunities more than our opportunities. And we did a lot of good, really good things in the game against a really good team against really good defense. Like the Chargers defense is one of the better units in the NFL statistically and like personnel-wise. One of my favorite defensive players in the league. And Derwin James over there.
Uh, love watching that guy every chance I get to see him play. So yeah, just a really frustrating game and it ended in a very frustrating fashion where we're putting together a great drive, playing outstanding ball in overtime, driving the length of the field, and then uh the interception to lose just felt it was just a gut-wrenching way to to end that one. And you know, we needed to get some momentum back and unfortunately a very sloppy game um again leaves the Eagles in another week of frustration. And listen, if we take care of business, uh, and don't have these mistakes, it's it's going in a different direction and we're we're rolling. So, it was a frustrating frustrating game.
You mentioned that last turnover that uh that kind of sealed it. Um, but eight combined turnovers,
dude, it was nuts. The ball was in quarter alone. I don't even know like like what
it's insane. There's a few bucks. on the one play. Obviously, the interception from Jaylen, they pick it up. We force a fumble. Jaylen recovers it. And then, while he's still trying to get control of that thing, he fumbles it. It was just a comedy of turn turnovers all game long.
There were there were a lot of what the [ __ ] plays. And uh Herz actually became the first player since 1978 with two turnovers on the same play, which tells you how rare that [ __ ] is when it happens. Um but six in the second quarter alone is [ __ ] ridiculous.
Yeah, it was it was a horrendous game of ball security, which is not Listen, Jaylen, I know the last couple weeks have been rough for him. This is one of the things he's done well his whole career is taking care of the football. And
yeah, it's uh unfortunately been two out of I guess character or not uh common um games from from him and from our team that have really cost us. I mean we this offense has been so stagnant in like the three and outs and it's like struggled to get anything going the last couple weeks. You know this team and the is well the defense is great. The defense was phenomenal in this game outside of the Bears game and maybe one other one against the Giants. They've been great all season. Offensively, they they're looking for what who they are. It looks like they're looking for that identity, right? And there's so many good pieces and you know, they all these plays are are great individual plays for this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy. And it's just, you know, what who are we and what are we going to be about? And throughout Jaylen's tenure, and I think what lends itself to the best for this team is, man, we got to we got to attack the line of scrimmage with one of the best running backs in the game and just repeatedly stick to that and then take our shots down the field. It doesn't need to be this like kind of crazy outlandish thing. And I know everybody's
talking about the scheme and whatnot. There were plays in this game to be had. There were opportunities. Guys were open. Yeah.
Um I I thought that quite frankly we had a really good game offensively. Yeah. I thought you guys did the turnovers are crazy. Yeah. And
I think that there's some positive things moving forward. First of all, the defense is still playing out of their mind. But listen, if that run game can keep going like that, you know, you got stretch working. You can do a lot of things off a stretch. You got you got split zone uh attacking the line of scrimmage. I know everybody talks about under center versus gun. I really just think about it like ju just build a wall, get running off the ball and make those guys stop that. In order to stop that, you got to you got to commit to the line of scrimmage and then that opens things behind him and you know they're they're a good team as well. Jesse Miner did some things that threw us off on plays here and there that's going to happen. Yeah,
I thought it was a overall there's a lot of positive to take away from the game in a game that looks really negative because of the extremely bad plays that happened. There were some good things in my opinion on that tape. Um, I thought the guys ran blocked better than they have in a in a in a while. I thought the tight ends did a pretty darn good job in this game for the most part. And yeah, I mean uncharacteristic game for Jaylen. Uh, he cleans that up. Full confidence he will and the defense keeps playing like this. I know that's a lot of ifs and buts and candies and nuts. Um, but you know, yeah,
I hear you, Coach Kales. Um, does getting Lane Johnson back uh soon help? Yes, of course it does. Why? That's Why is that even a question? Uh, hopefully you guys can get him back and hopefully uh Land is not too banged up. Uh, then he can he can keep uh keep things rolling. I know he got a little banged up and came out uh for a quick second.
Yeah, they had a calf injury. I think that's what it was said, but he came back in late, I think.
Yeah. Yeah. Um maybe just keep it moving. A positivity rabbit. So, is it this has been a thing with the offensive line for a while now?
No, this is the first time it showed up. I don't even I thought it was Landon cuz it feels like Landon sense of humor. Landon said it wasn't him. I have no idea where this [ __ ] rabbit came from.
There you go. It showed up today and the offensive lineman uh stressed to me that they are not sad. They just wanted good vibes Bunny. This is from Ashley Sullivan. I would assume a reporter out there in the Philly area. At the end of the week, this positivity rabbit showed up in the locker room and obviously this is kind of like somebody trying to it's a lot of negativity in Philadelphia for and before the game for an 8 and4 team that's first in their division and certainly looking like they're going to be in the playoffs. I think the team was trying to make a statement like, "Hey, we're we're all in on this together. We feel like we're still the real deal."
Yeah. If I'm being honest, I don't really like the rabbit. I think it's kind of like it's a little hokey. But listen, if they like it, who the [ __ ] I don't really give a [ __ ] that much, but you got to go back it up. You go out there and you turn the ball over a bunch and largely you're the reason that you lose the game. Rabbit's got to [ __ ] eat carrots. Get the [ __ ] out of here, rabbit.
Get the antics out of here. I hear you. Bad vi the didn't didn't work. What did they say about it? Say so it showed up today and the offensive line stressed to me they are not sad. They just wanted good vibes bunny. So, you're asking Brandon, should they ditch the rabbit or double down with more rabbits?
Just put more rabbits in. What do you Which way do you go with this? You're saying get rid of it?
I think they tried it. It didn't work. You got to ditch the rabbit. I mean, the whole thing's got to go.
It's got to go. Yeah, I kind of agree with that. Or do you double down? Do you do you do you put different holiday mascots in there? Do you get a leprechaun? Do you get
I mean, the more rabbits is funny. I don't know how much you want to joke around about just
at this point [ __ ] a season going the wrong direction right now. But yeah, if I'm losing, not winning, we got to get rid of that [ __ ]
That's my I honestly, if I'm being very brutally honest, I thought it was a surprise to see the rabbit cuz I'm like it's a sign of just like too much like joking around with something that I think is like actually like you should be really [ __ ] pissed off at the way you're playing. And
it's okay to be positive, but like, you know, this is something you do when everything's rolling and you're freaking performing well. You don't do antics like this when you've [ __ ] the bed for the last couple weeks.
Yeah, I hear you. Well, we got a uh Monsters Funday football uh do we have is this a Jason Kelsey Monsters Inc.?
It is. This is pretty cool. The So, ESPN does this all cast. There's a at least the second year they did it. Last year they did it as Simpsons characters, but they use
somehow they do it with like AI or some an animation program or whatever, but it mimics the game happening. I think Danoski and Mina Kimes and uh I forget who else is on the call. Maybe Jeremy Fowler, I don't know. But there's a whole another like broadcast happening
and uh they do it they did it this year in the Monsters Inc. style and uh Swag and I did the pregame show for it.
Nice. And we were monsters for the pregame show of the allcast. And I mean, I just love the beard.
That's great. And then look at the eyebrows. They made sure not to thick as [ __ ] You already know
that's not Jason Kely unless you throw some thick ass eyebrows on there. Dude, this would be fun to just wear this as my outfit though. Just get like a
You're insane. That's pretty good, though. The Eagles got the Raiders at home next week, though.
They do. I know the Raiders uh had a rough season this year. Obviously, they've already fired Chip Kelly, offensive coordinator. Um hasn't gone their way, but it's still the NFL, man. Any any team can win any any given Sunday. And the Eagles need to get some momentum going. They have to go out there and perform.
Yeah. I really feel strongly they need to figure out what the identity is that they want to do. And I think they were closer to doing that this last week. I think when something's working, I would love to see them just continue to to press that. You know what I mean? It feels like a lot of times they they they they do something that works and then they're on to the next thing that they want to they went into the game wanting to to do. It's like, hold on. Hey, if we're doing this really good, if if Saquon's rolling with these types of plays, make them defend that. If they can't show that they can defend that, bro, keep taking it. Some of the spread things are interesting. I thought they they adjusted well with empty where uh you know when they do those like zero they know you're in fiveman protection so they just read the guards make you hot and then you got to get rid of the ball. If you want to live in empty you need to move the back around a lot. Put the back in the back field. Motion them out. Put the back in the back field. Motion him out. Bring him back in. Jet a tight end across a formation. Act like the tight end's jetting and then he stops. And then you do like a six-man protection with the tight. You got to at least mess with the numbers so it's not predictable every time you line
up and empty. It's going to be fiveman protection. Otherwise, they're just going to sit flatfooted, make you hot, and rally to the ball. You But that's a whole another [ __ ] thing. Big game this week. Uh, obviously Raiders in the link. They need to go out and put forward a good game. I don't care what the Raiders record is at this point. The Eagles need to show that they can be a consistent, good football team. Limit the penalties, run the ball well, control the line of scrimmage, and take your shots when they're there. It It doesn't need to be this air raid high-scoring attack with the way this defense is playing. Grind it out. Eventually, it the run game gets going the more and more that you pound it on these guys. It really sucks with how good the defense played this last week that we weren't able to get a victory for them. And really with how they played the whole season, we can be this type of offense. I really believe that.
I hear you. They got just got to put it all together, man. There we go. It's the name of the game, baby.
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Jason, you uh you done all your holiday shopping yet? Still going. I have started it. I got some of it going.
I'm right there with you. Amazon is definitely one of the go-tos, especially I mean, dude, it's just
it's got everything. Yeah, the shipping is taken and it gets to you into account. It's right on the app. There's such a huge selection.
Oh, it's the best. Yeah, no question. You can literally get anything and everything.
It's to the point where it's inconvenient to order things that aren't on Amazon. Like, why aren't you guys just on Amazon?
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who was uh the Chargers staff and inter room uh offensive coordinator in 2019 with Phillip
and uh potentially uh first grandfather to play in the NFL. That's crazy. It's nuts.
His oldest kid is older than uh their their star tight end Tyler Warren. Uh which is pretty uh it's pretty staggering fact right there.
Yep. also older than his head coach Stiken. That's right. He's uh and his offensive coordinator again. Philip is 44.
Yeah. And and Jim Bob is 41. Uh and Shane is 40. He is also older than 12 current NFL head coaches.
Listen. And I bet you he can still go out there and sling it. Got it, man. He's a semi semiinalist for the Hall of Fame this year because he's eligible to go in the Hall of Fame. That's how long he's been out of the NFL.
Damn. It is 20 or 25. Damn. So, it's a 5-year removed guy at 44 who is a grandfather coming out of retirement to join an NFL team. Sounds absolutely [ __ ] bonkers. But I want to see it. I AS A FAN, I CANNOT wait to watch a grandpa go out there and sling this [ __ ] thing. I hope he is starting this week. I I I want to see it so bad.
What does this do for his like Hall of Fame? Does it now? It's another five year five. It resets it.
Yep. Wow. I know from my from Shane's time in Philadelphia. He's a glove to get in. There's I mean there's no question he's in.
Statistic. The only thing he doesn't have is a Super Bowl, but statistically and the competitor he was and how he played the game, that's not even a question.
100%. An icon. Shane Stiken from when he was in Philadelphia, Frank Reich, uh Nick Serriani, knowing all these people that were with Phillip at some point in his career. I don't know that I've ever heard of another of coaches speak higher of another player. They look up to this guy like he is in a realm of his own. Not just as a player, like mentally, the way he operates, the way he puts the team in positions. I've just heard nothing but like the most incredible things about him as a teammate and player. Yeah,
I want to see it happen. I mean, I'm just hoping he it holds up if he can stay healthy.
This is like Bert Reynolds coming out in the longest yard. What How old was Brett Favre when he was like still like trying to hold on to it like
I think 40 40 stopped, was he? That's was just hard to imagine. And I know he's got enough kids that he's not retired like three times.
He didn't stop for 5 years. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There wasn't like a prolonged period where he was out of it for a long time.
No, 100%. I think maybe a year was like the most he sat out. It's hard to imagine a guy that hasn't played football in 5 years is 44 is still going to be able to physically do it. But I'm not doubting Philip Rivers. I'm just not going to do it. I know
run at the in a run in the playoffs if they make it. Give a man some tour at all.
I know he's still been active. He's got like 20 kids including grandkids. So he's still running around playing with them suckers. Yeah.
So he's he's still been doing something. Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure his son is actually like one of the biggest quarterback recruits in the country. Um and to clarify, Brett never went he never stopped playing. He would retire and then he would play the next year.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or say that he's Yeah. Whatever he did. What was that movie where the guy retires and becomes a teacher and then he comes back in and throws the baseball Kevin Cosner? Is it the rookie?
I think so. That's what this reminds me of. It's like are you thinking of the Dennis the Dennis Quaid movie? The rookie.
Dennis Quaid. Yeah. Is it rookie? Yes, that is correct. It is correct. I knew it.
This has instantly become one of the most exciting things I can't wait to potentially see. This got released on air on Monday night.
I mean, it's just it's just practice squad right now. We don't know if he's actually
You don't add a 44year-old quarterback to the practice squad without the idea that this dude's going to play some football. I am so looking forward to what this looks like. I hope he freaking balls out. I really do.
I hope he go with the the young kid. I think he's hurt too. They their third string guy I think is hurt.
Why would it be practice squad? Just so that they're trying to make sure he like is ready to go. He did the workout and did the physical. Now it's like, hey, we got him on the practice squad. We don't have to cut somebody. Let's see how he looks in practice.
Who went in the game then when Jones got it? I think it was the other kid, but I think he got hurt, too.
This whole time we've just been asking each other questions. We don't know. the guy who went in for Don Jones, uh, Riley Leonard, got injured as well. That's what I thought. Now, they potentially could be under their fourth string guy. And that's when you make a call to grandpa and be, "Hey, grandpa, can you save the day?"
When you have to rely on the fourth string, you go out and get a 44 year old. It's a lot of fores up. Put them foes up.
James Winston made his NFL analyst debut during the buy and it might just be as electric on TV as he is in the huddle. Let's uh take a look at this video.
Ever since Liam Cohen has been getting recommendations on how to pronounce Duvall the right way.
He went Duvall. Duval. How would you how would you PRONOUNCE IT? JAMIE DUVAL. WHAT'S YOUR Broadway one?
Duval. They all the New York got to me. But I got the Jags. You got the Jack. Electric.
I mean that one of the most entertaining human beings in the world. It doesn't matter what he's doing. He can literally just be walking down the street and talking to civilians about anything. Yeah.
And it's going to be [ __ ] hilarious. Everything he does with a camera on him is is [ __ ] pure comedy. And
he's a charismatic [ __ ] No question about it. All righty, let's wrap some stamps of the week here. Stamp of the week is brought to you by Amazon. Amazon. How about it?
Let's see this six-year-old that delivers 10 stiff arms clip. Jesus. How big is this kid's head, by the way?
Oh no. I think his helmet looks bigger than everybody else's. Oh my god. This is why they made weight limits in the leagues and
Yeah. This is why you weren't allowed to They had to get rid of the weight limits cuz it was Oh my lord. Like everybody else looks like little giants. This is Spike. Like there's a real LIFE VERSION OF SPIKE.
THIS kid gets it the worst. He gets it there and then he's not even up able to tackle it.
That's a pro move right there. Don't even let him get up. These aren't even stiff arms. are just like like mushes that he's just like throwing them with one arm. Good lord. I'll give the stamp of the week. This is amazing. I'll go with that one right there. Hard to think there's going to be a better clip than that.
I might just beat it right here. Wyoming students built a a beer snake uh to honor Josh Allen at his jersey retirement.
What is a beer snake? You've never seen a beer snake? No. At a ball game? No. It's uh it's when you put all the cups. Yeah. All the beers that have been drank
and then you just collect them. You see how long Yeah. It's pretty dope. It's pretty [ __ ] sweet. It was going all the way up to the second level. That's [ __ ] epic.
It's awesome. Yeah. That's a lot of [ __ ] beers consumed and I'm proud of you, Wyoming.
That's really the That's the what the stamp of the week is. Not for stacking the cups. It's for drinking the beer necessary to be able to stack the cups.
Exactly. You were guys having good energy in that game. I guarantee it. Stamp of the week. Well done, Trev.
That does it for Stamp of the Week brought to you by Amazon. Keep those beer snakes rolling, baby. And all you uh big little kids, you keep stiff arming everyone. All righty. Thank you to our partner, DraftKings. And I don't know if you guys knew this, but Jake and Brandon attended the DraftKings tailgate at the Chiefs game over the weekend to celebrate them being alive in Missouri. That's right.
We were there. Jake, Brandon, how was it? How'd it go, boys? It was sick. The tailgate was sick.
I saw some really good videos of of Brandon. He looked like he was definitely having fun.
Yeah, I had I had a few I had a few funs. I had a few funs. Few funs. I saw you insult my dancing, which was great.
Yep. I Well, I mean, I wasn't insulting. I was more like coaching. I think it's, you know,
it felt it felt like, you know, I maybe just need a little more pep in the step. It just needed some more energy.
It was very cold, Jason. I was very cold and very tired. Good reason to have more energy. It heats you up.
The tailgate was also like a family event, so it wasn't necessarily the best place for hip thrust, which is I think what you were getting at.
I had to keep it PG. Know your surroundings. Know your is not ready for this. They're ready for draft things. I'm not ready for my hip thrust. Everybody at the Casey tailgate was great. So all the night centers that came up to us, lovely to meet you. Honestly, the Chiefs fans are the best. They're super nice. They're the nicest people on the planet.
They really are. Like there's nothing like they're always so pumped for everything we do out there. So super happy to hang out with them.
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Nailed it. Pushmails. No dumb questions. Let's get to them. All right. Do the uh do the forge parent signatures.
Hi Jason and Travis. This is Stephanie from Minnesota. Hey. As we're coming into the holiday season, I got a text from my teenage daughter with my forged signature on a permission form the other day.
And I'm just calling to ask if either of you ever forged any of your parents' signatures on anything school related um and how that went over with your parents. I definitely forged my mom's signature on my band practice sheets in high school. So, let me know if you did any of that. Thanks,
Trev. I'll let you take this away because I know you at least have done some forgeries.
I've done this on countless. I literally cannot count how many times I've forged my parents signature. Um, let's start off. What was uh well, the one that stands out to me the most um was actually kind of one of the coolest opportunities that I I ever had in in middle school in my first couple uh or I was either in 8th grade or ninth grade and um the Atlanta Braves were hosting a showcase in Lakewood, Ohio. And I was over my friend's house and my friend's older brother was going to the showcase because he was out of high school and he just wanted to like give one last chance of like getting in front of some scouts and um they were holding an open trial but you had to be either 18 or older or you had to have your parents there signature signature saying that this is my gu I'm the guardian or I'm the parent of guardian of the kid
and I just said [ __ ] it I'm just going to write Kelsey's name down here. I knew his number. Just put the house address down there. And uh sure enough, I went out there and uh got on the mound and like was like pumping like mid80s and they're like, "How old are you?" I'm like 13, 12, 13. And they were like, "I'm sorry, what? You're kid. You're 6 foot and you're 13 and you're pumping 80." And one of the scouts there uh just so happened to be from Cleveland Heights. His name is Reggie Sanders. And
Oh, nice. Yeah. And he uh he pulled me over. He's like, "Is this is your parents here?" And I was like, "No, they're not here." And it was like kind of I'm pretty sure it was illegal for like them to like talk to a kid that age. Yeah. Something like that. So,
um yeah. No, but I got uh got Big Ed on the on the phone call real quick and uh got told don't [ __ ] do that ever again.
But countless amount of field trips. It's initiative right there. Yeah. Also, in middle school, I used to forge uh Big Ed's signature on uh on the report cards
because the report cards you had to like Yeah. They had to be seen by the parents and everything. And I'd be like, I'm not [ __ ] showing dad this. He'd be
He's not going to be happy. I'm just going to He's not going to be happy. Yeah. He'll just figure out when I'm ineligible.
Yeah. I never forged a signature, I don't think. But I did try to forge his voice.
Oh, yeah. We know this one real well. Yeah. That one's already been told on the podcast, I think.
That's right. Mrs. uh Clark, our our good friend Harry Clark's mom, was in charge of the attendance at Cleveland Heights High School. St. Patrick's Day, I wanted to go to the parade downtown and I called the uh Cleveland Heights High School.
I don't even know if she was in charge of attendance. She was just in she was like she was worked in the office and when Jason called the office, she was the one that answered. She's like,
"That might have been it." Yeah. Jason, who is this? Travis. No. She said I said, "Hey, Mr. Clark, this is Ed Kelsey. Jason's sick. He's not going to be able to come into school today." And she said, "Who is this? This is not Ed Kelsey, Travis. Is this you?"
Oh [ __ ] So, yeah, I got a call from dad pretty quickly after that. Too good. What's the next one?
Hi, it's Eva from Allentown, PA. If you could describe each other's personalities as any drink, what would it be?
I'll go first. I already know it. Mine? Yeah. Don't [ __ ] You already know where I'm going. Count of three.
No, I don't. I don't know where you're going. You know exactly what I'm about to say.
Probably good advertisements for him. We both say drink garage beer. One, two, three. Four loco.
Four loco. H just ENERGY JUST BRINGING THAT JUICE. YEAH. NO, I get it. Yeah. I mean, I drink accelerators with tequila. So,
it's essentially the same thing. What is Jason? If I'm a for loco, you're like a you're like a Jagger bomb.
Oh my god. You're a [ __ ] Jagger bomb. I just had my first Jagger bomb in a long time.
It wasn't even a Jäger bomb. It was just a shoddy Jagger in Wisconsin. Ah, for some reason they drink it at the freaking the supper clubs up there.
As good as you remembered. It's exactly what I remembered. And it's it's probably one that I probably hopefully won't have for another week. I'm not a big liquor drinker. Everybody always wants to buy shots. I'm like, dude, I if I drink this beer, I will not get to a point that I won't am going to be upset about. If I drink these shots, this whole thing could go sideways in a second if I start just doing shots of people. I'm not I'm not interested. Give me my garage beer. I'll be happy. All right, I'll take some shots.
How often should you wash the towel after you use a shower? Starts to smell really. It starts to get crusty and hard, then it's time to replace it.
I mean, you're just washing the you're you're clean, so it's like that being said, I use a clean towel every time. But I mean, I understand if like
you use a clean towel you like you only use a towel once. Yeah. Wow. It's very wasteful, Travis. Uses up a lot of
Is it? Yeah. Using a lot of energy to wash these towels. also have a lot of towels. I [ __ ] went out and got a [ __ ]
Don't you read the disclaimers at the the hotels if you if you reuse the towel, it's better for the environment. I got to say some of these environmental things I am
I'm getting to the point that Give me a hot one. Something something ruined you earlier. What is it?
Paper straws. Paper straws are so [ __ ] annoying. Don't If I get a paper straw, I'll just take the lid and the straw off and I'll just drink the drink. Have you ever adapted to uh
to the metal straw? Yeah. I don't like the way that feels either. Just give me the [ __ ] plastic straw. I don't.
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Who speaks in "Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169"?
Jason Kelsey (Host), Travis Kelce (Host), Travis Kelsey (Host), Jason Kelce (Host).
What is "Chiefs and Eagles Frustrations, Philip Rivers Returns and Kelce Hygiene | EP 169" about?
The discussion centers around recent frustrations experienced by the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles, along with the unexpected return of quarterback Philip Rivers to the NFL. The hosts also touch on light-hearted topics like athlete hygiene, particularly highlighting Travis Kelce's cleaning habits.
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The episode runs 48 min; the transcript is about 9,847 words in 206 timestamped sections.
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