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Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 2 | College Football 26

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 2 | College Football 26", an episode of Pardon My Take published December 12, 2025 (2 h 7 min, about 15,674 words). It mentions 85 people, works and ideas, including Indiana, timeout, Irene Fernando, Thursday Night Football, Ohio State.

What this episode is about

Coach Duggs returns with a determination to win the national title in college football after a rough previous game, engaging his team in a strategic plan to eliminate certain opponents and progress through the tournament. The session includes a spin-the-wheel decision-making process for team selection, all while balancing the excitement of an upcoming Thursday Night Football stream.

Key takeaways

  • Timeouts and forgotten victories: You can't wing national titles without a solid game plan.
  • Teams without locked boys lose games faster than athletes forget endorsements.
  • Picking underdogs? Spin the wheel! Success isn't about buys—it's about surprise wins.
  • Sweat and strategy uniform success more than flashy colors ever could—Orange Bowl or not.
  • When fast quarterbacks tire, strategy's yardstick: chew clock and grind wins.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 15:00: Thursday Night Football, Big 10, Heisman, James Madison
  2. – 30:00: timeout, Alonzo Bernett, Arlington, Harrisburg
  3. – 45:00: Indiana, sliders, James Madison, Raiders
  4. – 1:00:00: Irene Fernando, Indiana, Big 10, Coach Shanahan
  5. – 1:15:00: Irene Fernando, timeout, Aiden Fisher, College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
  6. – 1:30:00: Indiana, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Cotton Bowl
  7. – 1:45:00: Malachi Tony, Cal Fletcher, Jeremiah Smith, Mark Bell
  8. – 2:00:00: Malachi Tony, Thursday Night Football, Chiron Moore, Fortno
  9. – 2:06:41: Playoff Lenny, Joan Juliet Buck, Leonard Fornette, Ohio State

Notable quotes from "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 2 | College Football 26"

  • Boys are not locked in. All right. Bad one last night. I genuinely forgot I had a timeout. I know there's some people who said I was throwing the game. Why would I throw the game? if I can win the national title and then I can go home.
    about timeout · at
  • You got to be smart about James Madison.
    about James Madison · at
  • Check the sliders. Check the sliders.
    about sliders · at
  • And we're going to play the higher seat every time. Should we play Indiana next?
    about Indiana · at
  • Fernando looks good. Looks nothing like Can this quarterback run?
    about Irene Fernando · at
  • We're spinning the wheel. We might see Indiana in this next game. I'd love to get who? Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, man. Get revenge right away.
    about Oklahoma · at
  • Ohio State. Tell them where we're playing.
    about Ohio State · at
  • That was so bad, guys. I'm sorry. I tried to get to Malachi Tony.
    about Malachi Tony · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Irene Fernando — Person · 8 mentions · first at
  • Malachi Tony — Person · 4 mentions · first at
  • Jeremiah Smith — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    If you have to leave, you can. But come on. We got to We just got Jeremiah Smith just mossed us.
  • Manuto — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Manuto perfectly with the Titans.
  • Alonzo Bernett — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Kev Culo — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah, I saw the Giants might have interest in Kev Culo as their next head coach.
  • Parker Fleming — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Okay. Where's the game? Oh, punch it into the Parker Fleming's website.
  • Kurt Signelli — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Is this a revenge game for JMU or for Kurt Signelli?
  • Pat Hugan — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Oh, no. We got the Indiana. I like Pat Hugan.
  • TJ Watt — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Tyreek — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Coach Shanahan — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Look at this personel that Coach Shanahan's walking out with.
  • Haley Khalil — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Dink is dunking his way. We're fighting in front of the chains. What a block, Khalil.
  • Aiden Fisher — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Watch when Aiden Fisher gets a stack here.
  • Coach H — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Coach H, what are we doing? Coachap.
  • Coachap — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Coach H, what are we doing? Coachap.
  • Sure Moore — Person · 1 mention · first at
    He was Sure Moore has a wife and three kids and then she did this. Yeah, the dude got kicked already.
  • Cal Fletcher — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Mark Bell — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Was hurt. Mark Bell turn two. Is it good or just a cramp?
  • Jason Whitlock — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Fortno — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah. If you had to guess, what do you think Fortno is going to name the podcast hosted by Shiron Moore's executive assistant, hosting the mentions? And then the first one that he retweeted, pardon my penis.
  • Chiron Moore — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah. If you had to guess, what do you think Fortno is going to name the podcast hosted by Shiron Moore's executive assistant, hosting the mentions? And then the first one that he retweeted, pardon my penis.
  • Joan Juliet Buck — Person · 1 mention · first at
    The funniest part about that is we're mocking Joe Buck. [cough] Joe Buck called him playoff Lenny.
  • Leonard Fornette — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Before and then we just made a joke of it and then it became a real thing and then we're like we love Leonard Fornette.
  • Alison Roman — Person · 1 mention
  • Amber Riley — Person · 1 mention
  • Bron — Person · 1 mention
  • Doug — Person · 1 mention
  • Ken — Person · 1 mention
  • Liam — Person · 1 mention
  • Mandell, A.J. — Person · 1 mention
  • Maria Zach — Person · 1 mention
  • Nico — Person · 1 mention
  • Omari — Person · 1 mention
  • Shane ("Matt Memes") — Person · 1 mention
  • Sky — Person · 1 mention
  • Sluka — Person · 1 mention
  • Stephen Cheah — Person · 1 mention
  • Virginia Daily — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

  • Indiana — Company · 14 mentions · first at
  • Thursday Night Football — Company · 6 mentions · first at
    Going to start. We're going to eliminate Old Miss. We're going to eliminate Texas A&M because we have Thursday Night Football stream coming up at 7:20. We only have like two…
  • Ohio State — Company · 6 mentions · first at
  • Oklahoma — Company · 4 mentions · first at
  • James Madison — Company · 3 mentions · first at
  • Texas Tech — Company · 3 mentions · first at
    All right. No, they would play Texas Tech.
  • Raiders — Company · 3 mentions · first at
    Raiders. Is it? Hey, this would be a great number.
  • Texas A&M — Company · 2 mentions · first at
    So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to start. We're going to eliminate Old Miss. We're going to eliminate Texas A&M because we have Thursday Night Football stream…
  • Big 10 — Company · 2 mentions · first at
    Yeah, UCLA probably going to win the Big 10 next year.
  • Old Miss — Company · 1 mention · first at
    So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to start. We're going to eliminate Old Miss. We're going to eliminate Texas A&M because we have Thursday Night Football stream…
  • Titans — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Manuto perfectly with the Titans.
  • US men's Olympic team — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Jerry, you ever hear of the US men's Olympic team?
  • Falcons — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Want to know why we started in the semis. we start in the semis because we have the Bucks Falcons Thursday Night Football stream in less than an hour and a half and we didn't…
  • Stats of War — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Michigan football — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Bar Stool Sports — Company · 1 mention
  • Ducks — Company · 1 mention
  • Dukes — Company · 1 mention
  • EA Sports — Company · 1 mention
  • JMU — Company · 1 mention
  • Notre Dame (team) — Company · 1 mention
  • PMT — Company · 1 mention
  • Twitter Spaces — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

Concepts & topics

  • timeout — Concept · 9 mentions · first at
  • sliders — Concept · 5 mentions · first at
  • Heisman — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
    Yeah. We're on Heisman, right? Wait. Oh, no.
  • Playoff Lenny — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
    There's a quote about what a playoff Lenny.
  • national title — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Who said I was throwing the game. Why would I throw the game? if I can win the national title and then I can go home.
  • Ultimate Team — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Oh, wait. I did Ultimate Team. What the [ __ ] If I somehow win the national championship with James Madison and we run out of time, I will come back and play Oregon and then you can take down.
  • Attie — Concept · 1 mention
  • chew clock / two clock / true clock — Concept · 1 mention
  • hot hand (defensive coordinator rotation) — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

Sponsors

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  • EA — Sponsor · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

Hey hey hey. Hey, hey hey. might be double golden. Yeah, double double double. We're live. I'm live. We're live. We're live. Hello.

All right, Doug. We're back. Tough one last night. I just want to say, what are you guys talking about?

Boys aren't locked, right? Boys. Boys are not locked in. All right. Bad one last night. I genuinely forgot I had a timeout. I know there's some people who said I was throwing the game. Why would I throw the game? if I can win the national title and then I can go home. Um, and I don't have to stream today. But here we are. We're back. We're going to try to win an Attie today. I'm going hotand coordinator. So, I got Zach and Jerry. If you get a stop, you stay on. If you give up a touchdown, you're out. Out.

I think field goal, you stay on. We're good with field goals. Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. Understandable.

So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to start. We're going to eliminate Old Miss. We're going to eliminate Texas A&M because we have Thursday Night Football stream coming up at 7:20. We only have like two hours. So, what we're going to do is we're going to start with a team from the first round and we're going to play the second round game, try to get third round and and championship. So, memes, you want to spin the wheel. I'm going to take a first round team and we're going to say they won the first game and then we're going to go right into the second round. So, I I don't want to pick a buy team because people will be upset. So, we're going to try to win. Let's do it.

Spin the wheel. Oh, we got Connor Griffin here, too. Yes. Hello. Mostly sports fame.

No idea what I'm going to be doing. No, you're going to help. Quality control. Here's the thing, Connor. Here's the big thing. The the the the issue for me is

90% of the time after I take a sack, I throw an interception on the next play. Okay.

You got to be smart about James Madison. Whatever. We're James Madison. Jesus. They good defense. Z, right?

Who are they playing? Yeah, really good defense. Really good defense. All right. No, they would play Texas Tech.

They're playing Texas Tech. All right. It'd be a shame if we didn't make it to the game and restart.

Such a sense. Shame Jamie misses their flight, Liam, and then we Yeah, maybe we miss our flight.

Okay, Jam. Hate that. Where are they playing? Playing Oregon. No, where No, we're playing in the second round. Where are they playing in the uh

what what bowl are they playing at? Oh my god, are terrible colors. Oh my god. I think we got a chew clock from the beginning. What do you guys think about that?

Gold dog helmets. The orange orange bowl. All right. Let's go, boys. Did you see sweating that video?

Lot of sweat. Crazy. We did. We spin the Who starts defense? Oh yeah. Spin the wheel here. I got a number behind my back. Jerry, you guess one or two? Two.

Jerry's up first. You got to share. Who's this? Y Jeffrey old old ones though. They good or I know

nothing. All right. Here we go, Dukes. Here we go Dukes. Do you think we go two clock right? We got to play a possession game. We can't let them

I got to run the ball. I got to chew clock. All right, I'm on offense first. Let's go. They got to play our game.

They got to play our game. We got to We got to just be We're looking for three yards every single every single play.

Pedford or three and a half from Auburn. All right, here we go. Is he playing this game?

Look, they don't have the best offense, so we can We have a good defense now. Our offense, their defense is a problem. Those are get by Pete by 50 uniforms.

No, I believe. We also have two really fast quarterbacks. Okay. So, if one gets tired

do they get tired? We got We Yeah, remember last night Chamblas was dying. Chamb couldn't even move.

Oh, that was a great call. Dude, do we believe? Do we believe? Yeah. T can't handle these shadows. Do we believe? We might believe. So, we got to win three games. Win three games.

Do we believe? You might believe. Yeah. We're on Heisman, right? Wait. Oh, no. Check the sliders. Check the sliders.

[ __ ] How do I check this? Where do I go? Yeah. Yeah. We're good. We're on Heisman. All right.

Yes, sir. That That was too easy. The first two. That's a good sign, though. That was too easy.

All right. What's going You guys got to stop talking about Mincy. We're back. We're back.

What are you talking about with Mincy? Is he got a new chick or something? Just say it. Just say it. What? I don't care. Just say it.

We're believing. Yeah, we're believing. All about the dukes. All about the dudes.

All right. All right. Third and one. Is that his real name? Yeah, his real name.

I don't know. So, these are all real names. Oh, no. Oh, QVC. QVC. QVC. QB Boys, look. Look at what the clock's going though. Right now, we're deleting the whole entire first quarter.

This is a recipe for success. This is a recipe for success. Yep. Easy. JMU. Let's believe. Let's

get it. Oh nice. Oh, dude. I'm running some offense for good, huh? People are starting to freak out that JMU might shock the world.

Oh, no. That was bad. Think we're going to have to pass a little bit down here. confused. Confused.

I'm I'm confused. I don't like this. Oh, no. All right. Two downs, 12 yards. Well, we're kicking a field goal, are we not?

Are we? I mean, are we confident in our kicking? Are we not kicking a field goal, boys?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. What a drive. What a drive. What a drive. Methodical.

Right [ __ ] down the field. Bang. Good [ __ ] It's Jerry first. Let's go Jerry.

Hot hand. What What are we doing for kickoffs? Are we doing Zack kickoffs? Are we doing it deep?

What do you think? Little success rate on that. Nice. Nice. Wait. Zack follows Mincy's girl. That would be

Is that right? I have no idea. That was check. Where did he go? I don't know. I stole spot.

All right. Come on. Do they like to run? Do they like to run? I'll get back. Yes, they do. They like to They can do everything.

Oh my god. JMU incredible first drive. We got packed house. I just went down the field scored seven on them.

Let's go. Erased the whole first quarter. We did first clock uh two clock took the entire first quarter.

We got a seat for you. Yeah. Safety issue. Yeah. We we're because we because we're up against Thursday Night Football. We we spun the wheel for a team and then we put the team in the second round. So, we didn't play the Oregon game, but we got to still win three games. J.

So, we beat Oregon. We beat Oregon. All nice, sir. Great start. Thanks. Oh, you got the division, right? You see the division.

They're going hot hand on the DC. Who's DC right now? Jerry. He gives up a touchdown. It's Zack.

Hit him up. They can have that. They can have that. So, is like one person coordinator, one person like adviser to the defense?

Yeah, they should help each other. Although they there's probably a little I I like in my in my coaching staff, I like to breed a little resentment.

I like that competition each other. Yeah. A lot of I like fingerpointing in my coaching staff.

Can never be your fault. Someone else hit. Jerry Jerry uh if you want a good pass rusher, you sit here white.

Who? Sit here white. Defensive play. I don't see him. Oh, here we go. Is that Jerry? Third and six.

Third down. Stop. Oh god. Stop acting like you just won all my players. You just got all the players. [screaming]

Go crib it. crib. Oh yes. Oh no, we got hurt. He got hurt down. Tiny injury. Your team.

This team is your team. Yeah, UCLA probably going to win the Big 10 next year. Yeah.

Oh, have you have you guys hashed this out? Are you okay with him taking Chzn? I mean, I'm not ever going to be okay with it, but

but if it had to be somebody, it's better knee than the Yeah. Get in. Oh. All right. All right.

This is We're shocking the world right now. We're shocking the world right now,

boys. Yeah. Awesome. Then Jamie would have just join. Yeah. Oh no. Can we sneak?

We might. Should I take off 2:00C? I don't. What do you guys think? Should I take off two o'clock?

No, I can keep it. Yeah, I mean it's We got to try to Where's the QB Sneak? Get in.

Yes. Celebrate up. Yeah, dude. 14 nothing. You want Rogers? All right, let's go.

Jar did. Yeah, he's our Italian left. He's a guy that's in dark. He didn't get picked to be uh to be all conference. So,

this guy's moving. Oh, scared. from the better. Yeah. JM jam. We know the game this weekend. Maybe.

Nope. Going over. Yep. BL's been texting me. Last time last week was texting me like live texting about the game. I was just pretending like I was

going to hurry up on us. The first time though I knew we're not. Oh no. Guess what?

All right. All right. That's fine. All right. Zack's up. Hey. You got you got to turn.

Here's what we got to do. Quality control. Tell me if I'm right. We have 214 left. We have no problem going to the half. Up 14-7. They get the ball first. I'm going to try to score, but I think we also just want the half to end.

I agree with that. Okay. Should I take off two clock though? Because if I get a little drive going. Yes.

Yes. Because if I get a little drive going, we we want to go at least get three.

We want to try to get three, but we don't Yeah. We don't want to put ourselves in like if I get a good play and that now chew blocks off.

We just you just can't make a you can't make a bad Okay. Well, why' you say that?

I got to make sure you know that we can't do it. Nobody was thinking bad throws.

We I was not thinking bad throws. I was thinking only good throws. Fair. Lot of Jamie fans in the crowd there.

Lot of J. Lot of pro crowd. Is that Is that Arlington? Uh, we're at the orange bowl.

Orange. Just so you know, Hank. Hank is a [ __ ] hater. Hank's got a real attitude recently.

Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? Just being an attitude guy. I think it's I think it's

Maybe it's Drake. Yeah. No, you're right. Like two minutes. Two minutes. Two minutes.

Humble Hank was nice that week. Two minutes. But is that crazy? Manuto perfectly with the Titans.

It's the Miami Heat. Manuto sounds crazy. He actually came on most sports today. He said that he doesn't

up over the middle. Why don't it? Hey, score ball. Score. Oh, they get the ball on side. kick. Score ball. Score

sack. Yeah, glitch kick. You know what? Yeah. All right. That wasn't great. That wasn't great. Use a timeout.

You still got time. You ever run with the quarterback? Uh, yeah. We ran for a touchdown already.

I'm probably going to run on this point, actually. around this way. Oh yeah, see you.

So much space. Easy coat. Alonzo Bernett cheat. What year is it? Uh red shirt. Obviously knows more about my team.

So is he [screaming] get in that? Get in. Rib that go. Let's go. Too much time. I left too much time.

I left too much time. Dude, I'm I'm [ __ ] offense. Yeah. I might have figured out this game.

Can we get a sliders check? Yeah, for sure. Please. I haven't touched anything.

I just want to make sure. And this Good. Good. Raiders. Raiders. Is it? Hey, this would be a great number.

Oh, no. There we go. All right. 32. Let's go. Come on, Zack. One stop. Come on, Zack.

One stop, Zack. Wait for us to use that timeout. That was big. That was huge. Zack. Zack, if you get this ball back, score.

That would be big. That would be big. That would be big. Just so you know, you I just want it on the record. I haven't thrown my pick yet. I will throw one. So, we have to be ready for that as a defensive as a as an entire coaching staff. We have to be ready for it.

Okay. We got to state the obvious that I'm a pick guy. I throw at least a pick a game, usually two.

They're out of timeout. Shame then if in the second half we chew clock and ran the rock a lot.

Could shoot clock and ran the rock and the rock a lot. Night time. It's really hard to throw tired. [cough]

Another third down. Do you have fatigue going on? Yeah, we were getting fatigued last night and are both getting tired.

Oh, there's so much time. That's the most time ever. Nice. Nice. Good. They're punting. They got to punt.

Got to punt. Hey, that's that's great coverage on the back end right there. That was a clean stop right there.

Can I just throw out an idea? Oh, that was great. All right. No, bad idea. Never mind. Bad idea.

I was saying what if I just got my interception out now? Bad idea. Bad idea. Like just throw it deep and know that I'll probably get on it. We're on it.

All right. I'm just saying like you know I have interceptions. Why not just get rid of it?

Yeah, but you could change the narrative if you don't end up throwing the pick this game that it's not a narrative thing.

True. Do you want night? We got to work. We got to run one deep pass with 4 seconds.

Yeah. Nothing could happen. Come on. Nothing bad can happen. Nothing good can happen.

What are you talking about? Nothing. Do prevent that. Shot. Look, they think I'm going to run to run. Play action. Never see this coming. All right. Okay.

No harm, no foul. I kind of want that to be an interception. Not going to lie. That would have been a great punt.

Productive picks. That time of possession is nasty. Yeah. Terrible. Did you see that? Did you see this? That's the amount.

That's the amount. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Let's go. Tonight, Jerry and I have a parlay. IA 50 yards. IA touchdown. Bucks money line.

It's five to one. Yeah. Four to one. Five. Five to one. Four. Four to one. Plus four.

Come on, Zach. Okay. All right. All right. The clock is our friend right now. I do. I The two clock in the second half. Does it feel like it's a little cheap?

A little wy under. You're right. You're right. You're right. We're just trying to play our game. What's the chat saying? Are they saying it's cheap?

Who cares about the chat? They told us we'll never be in this game. One guy. I think I'm going to play straight up in the third quarter. 2:00 in the fourth.

That's a fair rule. I think I should I think I actually going forward I can only do two clock in the fourth. I think that's totally fair.

We got to get a stop here. We got to get a stop on the first try. I mean, if we get a stop here, we win the game.

Game over. Just so you know. No pressure. But the game is on the line. We're in the third. There's so much game left.

No, this game is over if we get a stop. Yeah. Yeah. Over. Like seriously, crowd us. Give us a [ __ ] big bowl of oranges. The game's over.

So we might get Oh, nice. You're a beast. You're a beast. 56 yards. What? Kicker. There's no way. Right, right, right. Way to be, Zack.

Zack, great job. Great job, Zack. You're on fire. Stop that. Oh, that's great. What if the Dukes just do it?

What if they do it? What if we just beat Oregon? Yeah. And we're going to play the higher seat every time. Should we play Indiana next? [snorts]

Yep. That wasn't good. I I I don't like play You know what? I'm going to say this in this room right now. I think that the running it right now is [ __ ] ball. I think we got to be ourselves.

We got to keep the the pedal to the metal kind of thing. You know what I'm saying?

Take shots. Not shots, but like run our offense cuz otherwise we're going to be in a spot where we're just looking like idiots. Look. Look at that. Nice.

Let's run our offense. You could always run with the quarterback, too. You're having success. Yeah.

Yep. Can I play in the Oh, wow. Do we not have screens? Wait what? Wow. No [ __ ]

Oh yeah. What a play. Yeah. You didn't see that screen coming. Oh, the wrong ways.

Dude, I'm [ __ ] you dagger [ __ ] bag. Field goal is not the worst here. I'm I'm trying to score a touchup. I'm just saying let's be let's be smart. Let's just be smart though.

No, let's score a touch. What? But let's be smart, Max. Let's do no turnovers. Blitz.

Oh yeah. Score a touchdown. Well done. Well done. This is a round. This is a route.

Is that what you did with the when you were the cheerleader? Yell. I was not the cheerleader. I was the champion.

What? Wait, you were at the game. I went cheerleader. Chance. I thought you were talking about back in college.

No, this past weekend it was cheerleader. Chant leader. [snorts] Cheerleader. Chant leader.

It was a ch leader. Chant leader. CH leader. They didn't even have really that many.

We're [ __ ] peace in this game. But there were a couple. It was a neutral sight.

It was a neutral site at Harrisburg. Neutral sight game at Harrisburg. We didn't get to use our school. What?

There were rules as to what you could put on it. This team's done. They got no heart left,

dude. We're [ __ ] them up. They got no heart left. Yep. But we didn't. But we didn't. Didn't throw smoke.

There were still streamers though, right? We tried to keep all the streamers out, but people could sneak in ores.

I just uh from the cow guy. Okay. Stay locked in, boys. I mean, realistically, can I just say this and this is going to this people are going to say this is stupid.

Realistically, we're not We can't lose this game. No. Zero chance. We can't lose.

I I would agree. Are you still going shoe clock for the fourth? We may as well just go on to

next round. Yeah. This is a [ __ ] joke. Let's just let's let's shoot clock and just get to India.

Yeah, I would just start. I just starting the ball. Red Raiders frauds. I don't hate just kneing that all the time.

Just kneing it. I don't hate them either. Look at them. They're going slow. The most clock ever.

[ __ ] him up. You are dialing them up. He is out. Zack. You got to get through the fourth. We're in third, boys. We got to get through the fourth. But it's going well.

Like that's why I checked the the Heisman. I I'm playing so well. I thought we were on Brook.

Yeah. Yeah. So we are on Heisman. Yeah, we're on Heisman. Just absolutely dialed over here. They They can't throw over the middle on Zack. Sunbell speed.

He's just lighting the [ __ ] up. Zack, this is a I'm winning. Oh. Oh, nice. Nice pick.

Oh, wow. Another field goal. Team is dead. There. This is the saddest [ __ ] I've ever seen.

Miss it again. Wide right. Wide left. Wide right. Wide left. Wide right. Right. You stay on though, Zach. You said field goals are fine. Field goal.

That's fine. They just made a three-core game a three-core game. Yeah, they almost feel worse going off.

That's insane. Exactly. Hands sweating. Sweating. I'm going to say this too. I'm going to start prepping for the next game. I'm going to get in this playbook. Look around a little bit. You know,

good call. Really explor. Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't like the way the

Oh no. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh no. I thought we were running. I was exploring. But that's the one pick.

That was my one pick. That was bad. I was trying to throw it deep too and it seemed like one as I was throwing.

You stop here. You stop here and win. Stop here. Be No. Hot hand. You see it doesn't matter where I give you the ball.

I know. That's what I'm saying. Now the hot hand is going to be dead. No. Put him in a bad spot.

Zack can stop him. You put him put him in a bad spot. He's in a bad spot. No, Zack can stop him. Zack has not let him get any first downs.

Boys, this game is [ __ ] We got this. I'm just saying you put him in a bad spot.

Nope. Nice. You're a [ __ ] animal. You know that you're a [ __ ] animal. You're a [ __ ] animal. Like I'm not happy that

you're [ __ ] You're happy that you're Are you saying that you should be happy?

Why? Are you chat saying legendary joke about to happen? No. Max, could you ever imagine being being so so happy that your offensive coordinator is gone?

Listen, our offensive coordinator is options of the New York Giants football head coach.

It's true. You saw that, right? Yeah, I saw the Giants might have interest in Kev Culo as their next head coach.

It's not a troll. Might happen. There's no might happen. That's all right. That's right.

Third and three. Let's go. This team got no heart field. Oh, wow. Yeah, they just [ __ ] they just kick field.

That's a good right there. Zach, you're sorry. It's all right. Hey, that's all right. I put you in a bad spot. You got it, Dan. You got to

I put you in a bad spot. I don't have to score. We still have two scores. We got to be smart.

You put him in a bad spot. I put him in a bad spot. I It's my bad sack. Everyone's got bad auto finishing.

Dead Raiders. Dead Raiders. Yeah, right. I mean, after we beat the Yeah, so much belief in ourselves.

Are you going to the game? It's going to It's actually going to be nice. 21. Should I go two clock?

Yeah. I didn't go clock. Should I go two clock? Jerry, you ever hear of the US men's Olympic team?

Do we chew clock? Hey, do we chew clock? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Two clock at this point. Two score.

There you go. First and 10. They want me to choke this game. I refuse. You're saying it's pre-recorded, too?

Pre-recorded. Yeah. the spread combined spread. So when we're on the stream tonight with all the same clothes,

that was just time travel. That was time travel. All right, we're not losing this.

No, we're not. This game's over. This game's over. Get us Indiana. Give us Indiana.

I just want to beat the combined. We want Indiana. This is where we can make them play our game guys.

Yeah. Oh, [screaming] get there. That's all right. That was our second time out. QB sneak. Two QB sneaks.

Yeah, double sneak. I love that. I was out I was out in Portland for roofball two years ago and there were a bunch of it was for the 24 hours we were there.

Oh, that's okay. We get another QVC. Another QVC. yards. But yeah, there are just a bunch of Orans fans. Organ fans like waiting at our hotel to make the drive.

Oh, let's take it to the two-minute warning. They're going to not call a timeout.

Let's take it to the Hey, let's take it to the deuce. Deuces. Burial. I mean, we were probably 25 like 20 point underdogs.

Oh, they don't even have it lined up correctly. Haha. See you boys. See you. Game over.

See you, Jeffrey. Sorry, buddy. Done. That's it. That was That was their last time out.

Hopefully Indiana gets a little bit of a better fight. I know, right? I'd like to be challened. the sliders.

Is Jamie bad for college football? Yep. Or somebody. Do we have Yless? I'm sure they have.

Yeah. Yeah. No, they have like every year. Yeah. Like you think Do you think you wear that helmet? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yep. Doesn't fit. This is coffee gameplay. Yeah, that's what we do to teams. This is what we do with teams.

Oh yeah. Whoa. Dominant. Dominant. Dominant. Dominant first game. Dominant performance. 347. That's a great final score too right there. 347.

Come come. Is it Indiana? Where's the game? It's the Peach Bowl. Peachb Indiana

by that score. Uh the people who are new to the chat want to know why we started in the semis. Uh we start in the semis because we have uh the Bucks Falcons Thursday Night Football stream in less than an hour and a half and we didn't want to run up against it. So, and we wanted to get as much in as we could. So, that's why we started in the semis.

That's why we recorded this in the morning. That's why we recorded all this in the morning. Exit. I'll do this. I'll say this right now. Oh, wait. I did Ultimate Team. What the [ __ ] If I somehow win the national championship with James Madison and we run out of time, I will come back and play Oregon and then you can take down the banner if I don't beat Oregon.

That's a pretty good deal. Make a spread for this game. Okay. Where's the game? Oh, punch it into uh the Parker Fleming's uh website. Blood, you know it. Stats of War.

Plug it in. Plug it in. Neutral sight. James Madison. Uh where am I going? You have to figure out which of your phones to use.

You have two phones. Yeah. When did When did that happen? Two phones. What? weeks ago. I got bullied because uh by Jerry and Co because uh my phone is golden. Battery dies fast.

Same phone number though. PFT. What do you want for uniforms? You want to go same or you want to try something different?

Uh gold dog helmet. We do gold helmet. Gold helmets pretty clean. I like the white helmets, too. Do they have the Marvel helmets?

No, there's no throwback. It's a throwback. White dog helmet. I like that. Let's go. White pants, too.

Yeah. Yeah. We're coming in. That's fast. Oh, we are so fast right now. I was wrong about the beat by 40 jerseys.

33. Ah, you think so? 33 33.9 to 14.47. Wait, what's the spread? Duh. 34 - 14 is 20. Where is it?

Yeah. 20. Where's the game? Peach. 20 and a half. 20 and a half. Yep. All right.

Mercedes-Benz Stadium. I think it's more like 23. I'm going to say it's 23. Okay. Guess what?

Cuz the Ducks are 21, right? Guy like me. Yep. Will he coach in the NFL or No, I think he's probably so helmet.

What's his name? Duke. Duke. Yeah. Let's go, boys. I'm making a hype video. I'm back in the hype video.

Yeah. Yeah. I went one and one in the hype videos last year. All right. We won't do True Clock till the fourth quarter. I got to figure out a song.

I made the hype video before the Lions. I heard one. Yeah. One. Let's go Dukes.

Let's go, Dudes. Also, if you go back and watch my video for the Lions, it's basically like we were such a bad team.

Who's hot right now? Now we have Jaden. Chat wants a slider check. I don't know how to check sliders, but I'll do it. Where is it?

See, here's the thing. The chat the chat. If I win one game, they they they say I'm cheating.

They said freshman mode, and we're in Spanish. It feels like freshman. Where are the sliders?

Let's see the sliders. Duke James. Where's the sliders? To the sliders, Zack. I don't even know where we

There. We're good. Where do we Is this the sliders color blind? Oh, this is it.

Is this it? I haven't touched anything. I haven't touched the I haven't touched any of the settings.

Let's turn injuries off. Well, we have fumbles off. All right. Here we go. All right, boys. This is not Texas Tech. This is Indiana. Play better.

Yeah, let's see. Oh, whoa. WA believe that. Is this a revenge game for for JMU or for Kurt Signelli?

Did he use the post there? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Got to think it's a revenge game for

J here right now. Get him in here. Like all the guys that were on this team, he didn't bring you out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wasn't like he was fired at JMU. He left willingly. Yeah. Yeah. This is JMU. This is JMU's game. Abandoned

us orphans. I don't like this. Oh, you're good. You're good. Up field. There you go. Vicious.

I'm getting a little freaky with this play. I'm going to say it right now. I seen that. I seen that.

I'm getting a little freaky with this play. What did our guest today say? The line about like a

D. All right. Okay. The uh the guy we had on PMT today, Big Cat. Yeah. What do you say? I'm dying to get freaked.

I I'm Yeah, I'm dying to get freaked. I'm always dying to get freaked. Always dying to get freaked.

[ __ ] love that. Coming next week. I don't want I don't like my options here. Oh, all right.

Manageable. Who's the hot handle defense right now? I gave him a touchdown. Let's go, Katie.

Hey, Katie. I heard the Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my. I got a kick, right? I got a punt.

I got a punch. Go for it. It's not our DNA. We're underdogs. Our DNA. Go for it.

Nobody expects us to be here. Okay. Yeah, we don't punt. Here we go. Who's yours?

Oh, we got your hand. Can I tr? Yeah, that's why we brought him in. Big foot down. [screaming]

Sucker call. Hold on. Daily. Oh, no. Daily shouldn't be in this game. He's injured.

Sure. Not confirmed. Was it really him celebrating that got him hurt? Well, no. I saw the video. I didn't know if he was injured prior to that.

Oh, yeah. That's offense, baby. That's offense. Might want to guard somebody. I'm running offense.

Might want to guard some. Yes. Hey, was coach a system coach? I'm running offense.

Let's go, J. Let's go. That's why we go for him. Fourth down. All right, let me try to strip.

He's just been sniping your ass back here dude. He ain't even cogniz. All right, boys. Come on.

Nothing good. Fernando looks good. Looks nothing like Can this quarterback run?

Yeah, Fernando's good. He's good. He's a lawyer. He's a guy that runs. What'd he say? We ran a play and he called it Jerry.

I love that. Great block, Hugan. Great block. Oh, no. We got the Indiana. I like Pat Hugan.

That's a block, but not I'm a I'm a Patan guy. Yeah. Oh my. Is that all they do? Is that all they do?

Text Fernando tell by J. Send him the link. I'll send you. Oh yeah, that's right.

Oh no. Were you with him last? Tell him to reply to my DM. I don't know where my where my where my play is.

I don't know where my play is. Come on, Jerry. Now I got my play. Don't freak out, Jerry. Come on.

I got my play. Got to heat up the quarterback. Oh, no way. The force had nothing to do. Oh, here it is.

Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Scream. You want to scream? Oh, Jerry. Dude, are we just good at this game now?

That's so much building. There's so much in this building. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Jerry,

you're a monster. Jerry, the play on the play. Jerry, sit him down. How memes in chat's got to be freaking out that we're cheating somehow, huh? They can't They can't accept that we might We might just be awesome. We might just be going on a Cinderella run with the [ __ ] Dukes.

They're not happy. They're not happy with us. They're also saying TJ Watt RP. Oh, stop. Don't do that.

Stop that. Don't do that to me. What kind of difference are we? We recorded this. We recorded this morning. So, what are you talking about?

Rag, get on your horse. Let's go. Patient. What defense is coach running? Oh my. Get him. Do

Oh, Kick. Kick. Rush. Oh, Kadic. Okay. Big bad Indiana. Where's the beach bowl? Atlanta.

Yeah. You'll be sitting right next to me on the couch. Oh, brother. I know. Losers.

Where's the championship this year? Oh, you looking ahead? No, but all my boys are see.

Great play, Tyreek. All right, that's my first third and nine. First first long

first of all conference McDonald's. All right, just going to find our guys. I'm going to run for this. I think I'm going to see if I can run for this.

The worst of them. Get him. Angle. Angle. Hey, buddy. No angle. Hey, buddy. Get him.

All right. That was bad. No lost though. Say it right now. That was bad. I totally forgot you guys. Spy him fish.

What was that? Uhoh. Money down. Money down. Money down. Super late hit. UCLAC third down.

That would be a hard Yep. Get up. Get up. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go.

We got to go, right? We got to go. Yeah, you got to go. We have great red zone uh efficiency on defense, sir.

Fourth and two. Fourth and two from the Oh, you're not going to take it to the quarter.

We're out of the red zone now, Katie. Oh. Oh no. Why? Who's that? Who's that? BFD.

Oh my god. He just number eight. Oh no. Absolutely right. Now you're putting it back into the Heisman

hands. Oh, that was bad. What a catch. Jeez, man. That was bad. It's okay. First quarter was all us, boys.

Where's double monk? Get it back, JJ. Double monk. I don't have my play. Where's my play?

Defense has the offenses back. First down. Rookie catches. That was crazy. That could be Put a pin in that one. That one could have changed the game.

That's a first if that's the first time we go score. We're up 14 nothing. That just looks nothing.

The hat the haters in the chat love the vet. Look at this personel that Coach Shanahan's walking out with. got dropped.

Oh, go ahead, Riley. Jerry's going to pick us up. Jerry's going to pick us up. I got I got to feel that guy, right?

It doesn't look anything like Fernando. I slide. Big Riley. Yeah. Beat him up, Jared. Beat him up.

All right. Overload. Slide up. Pat, why are you sliding right? Oh, now he's just diceing. This is wise.

I don't got my play here, man. Is Cooper okay? Uh, yeah. You should be all right.

All right. So, the only thing we can get beat on this play is middle two. Good tackles.

Dink dunk. Dink is dunking his way. We're fighting in front of the chains. What a block, Khalil.

All right. All right. Jerry, stand up. Press the hole, Roman. Even in a video game, Ken is still just watching the offensive line. I love it.

Plus, you're sneaking on a pitch. We would never. Come on, Jerry. Hold him to a field.

We would never do that. Hold him to a field goal. Then we go down and score a goal. 14.

I don't like this. I don't like this. No. No. No. What a block there. Jerry, I was in the wrong formation.

Jerry, you got to take it time out. I was in the wrong. You got to take You knew you didn't like one there.

[ __ ] All right, guys. I'm going to say this right now. This is the most important drive of the game

cuz we have to score and not give them enough time cuz they get ball. He used a really bad timeout last night.

You can't be daunting. What did you do last night? Time out on defense at the end of the

They were trying to go to the halftime called a timeout. This is the biggest drive.

Oh no, nobody blocked. Nobody blocked. Elijah teabag his ass. Elijah beautiful angle. Oh,

what a play. Get home. No. Oh, did he catch it? No. real. Oh no. Oh no. What do we do? We got to go. We got to go. Right. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. I'm going to run it. I'm going to run it. I'm going to run it. I'm going to run it.

I'm going to run. No. Run with the quarterback. H. Get that block. There you go.

You got the edge. Uh, get there. Yes. Which way is that going, baby? Come on, boys. Oh, no. Is that deep bonds?

I thought I turned off fumbles off. I thought I turned fumbles off. I thought I turned fumbles off.

Who punched that? Omari failed. Unbelievable. All big 10. I want to see this. That was so good.

What a play from behind there. [ __ ] man. And I had the first down. What a gutsy play.

What was the program? What was the program? Can't win without the ball. Yeah, he had possession of bounds.

Oh, [ __ ] They get the ball at half Fernando. We're going to This is bad, boys. We're going have to start taking shots.

Andy did that. Great protection. Oh, get him. It's just It's so easy. Good stop. Stop. Good stop. We just jumped right in front of him.

This kid just fought their guts out. Something like that happen. Here's the problem. This is This is the first time we're going to play from behind. We're going to have to do a little We're going to have to get freaky rally boys.

We're checking We're checking good. Come on, Zack. Pick me up, Zack. All right, Zach. Bounty. I'm initiating. Bouncy.

Bounty. Bouncy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You put it on 15. Bounce it on any on any on any head.

On any head. 50 bucks ahead, Zack. Oh, get him. All right. Third down, Zack. Third down, Zack. Third down.

Biggest third down of your life, Zack. Biggest third down of your life. He's having the best kicker in the country coming in.

All the way. Great protection. Great protection. Get to the quarterback. That's a

that's on the offensive line. Should we call timeout or no? Hey, buddy. Does he have this leg from here?

Should we call a timeout? I I like a timeout. I like a timeout. Good timeout. Take the ball. We're going to score.

We want the ball. Oh. Oh, wow. He's kicking 58 y. Come on, Nico. Oh, don't give us the ball right here.

No way. Oh my god. Come on. That's crazy. It It looked like it was from memes. What plays do I have to go deep here?

Oh no. Where do I go deep? Where in my playbook? Elijah's [clears throat] uh go to gun

concept. No. Uh, formation. Yeah, formation. Gun. Oh, that's a good one. Square.

Uh, yeah. Uh, square. Double. Oh, mountain. Double bat. Oh, no. This is the Oh, it's the short side, though. I don't like that.

Oh, we don't have time for it. Uhoh. Write it like a book. Write it like a book. Write it like a book.

Okay, that's all right. Oh no. Boing, baby. That was a bad That's a a little desperate.

I think we got to take time here, right? We don't want to give them the ball back.

Take it like 15 seconds left on the play. Okay. What? Hey, you got to be careful. Got to be careful.

Should have taken a sack though. Yep. Double pass did us. We're in a dog fight, boys.

Yeah, we're cute with it. How is that? How far? That's That's it. Oh, that's it.

That's so unexpect. That was it. Yeah. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Go, go, go. Hold it. Go. Hold him.

Inbounds. Inbounds. Inbounds. Inbounds. That's good. Inbounds. Time out. Just hold him to three. We're three. We're We're three and we're good.

We're fine. We kind of We kind of botched the end of this half. I think we had the ball with two and a half left and I was like, I'm going to go score and take all the time.

I've played games. We've since given the ball back twice. You said double pass.

I mean, that fumble is insane. The drop in the fumble are are are Fernando, use your legs.

Those are nightmare plays. You can't I mean, like, we get that fourth down. We're up 14 nothing. We don't fumble. We're up 21-7.

He's also unreal. Chzn stress is taking care of football. Is he coaching us? Yeah.

So close. We put an emphasis on Run it. Oh yes. So money you don't even know it.

You are so [ __ ] money. Zack, we're going to get a field goal out of this. Guns. Trip. Trips. Halfback. Week

halftime. Gun where? Trips halfback week. Tell me where I'm close. I don't see it. Trips.

Trips. Keep going. Where is it? I don't think we have it. Halfback week. Okay. Yep.

Out of time. Triangle. You can take a timeout. Timeout's fine. Take a timeout. Yeah, but that's where there's a lot of verticals in there.

I did. All right, everyone pick a player that you're watching. Circle. Pick a player. You got five.

I'm watching. You got X, Connor? I got X. All right. Tell me if they're open. Watch when Aiden Fisher gets a stack here.

Oh, lag. Oh, that's that shock one. Yeah, shot. Down. Down right there. Shock. H option.

And we go to X. We go to X. Just throw it far enough that if it's an interception, they're out.

X is not open. Oh, [screaming] catch the ball. Oh yeah, they got snapped. We can't catch the ball. I'm with the game.

We can't catch the ball. All right. Hey, boys. We're in a fight. We're in a fight. We're in it. We're in this.

Insane. 107. Oh, let me pause it real quick. Let me just do the ad. I don't have an ad.

Does he throw stuff around? Okay. Is he a big throw stuff around guy? No. Is there an ad anywhere around there?

Starts out starts out real slow. I didn't see any ad. Text it to me. It's nine. There's no ad.

Wait, this is the only thing behind me. Not playing between. Just text it to me.

Zach's sitting on it. What am I? Oh, Zach's sitting on it. Oh, I'm sitting on it.

All right, pause it. Pause it. Let's pause the PlayStation. All right, listen up everyone. Gear up for the playoff glory with 50% off College Football 26 Deluxe Edition for Xbox at www.a.comcfb26. Uh, you can also play for postseason glory in both CFB26 and Madden NFL 26 with 40% off the playoff bundle for Xbox at www.a.com/pob26. [snorts] Go right now. Thank you to EA. This is awesome. We're doing these streams. We're going to win an Attie. We're going to We're in it, boys. We're in this.

Let's do this. I don't think so. What if we just [ __ ] do it? What if we just win this game?

Let's go kick. Zach is [ __ ] locked in. He's being He's being a man right now on defense.

Flushing reception on Zack. Oh, Fernando. Use some legs, baby. Use some legs. Use them legs.

Injure him. Oh, I didn't think there was I didn't think there was an opportunity for that and then never

for Oh no boys. It's tough. We're all right. We're all right. We're all right, boys. We're going to get

in the country. We're all right. We're all right. We're all right. I think anywhere but with

We're all right. We're all right. Let's just stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm. is in a very complicated position right now.

Yep. Do you think goes anywhere near this team? No, I do right now. Oh, we're all right booking our tickets. We know we're not.

I have no idea. Find out. Find out. Let's pack our bags. You're still throwing it on deep. You got to

seems like can't throw it off. Seems like our offense is getting desperate right now.

Yeah, we're not. We're going to go back to what we do. We're going to go back to what we do. We're going to drive the ball.

1417's a good score. Here we go. First go back to what we do. We're going to be smart. Is he going 111?

He's very good. Yeah, we got traffic. Cool. angles, man. Yeah, there we go. Good reach to Janeiro.

That's his name. I like this guy. Yeah. Where's Pawns? Don't throw up. I don't even tell you.

Whoa. Oh, we got a step. No way. Catch anything. Our guys don't catch. What the [ __ ] is going on? We can't catch the ball.

It's a perfect pass in hand. We can't catch the [ __ ] ball. That was a punch. That was a damn close.

First down. Trying to block. Got a block there. Got a block there. First stop to get six. There you go.

Bang. Get up. Down. We're really good. Are you sure about that? Looks like you don't have a single.

What are we doing? Nice. What? We're doing quad. Coach. Coach play football. Double a

Was that Landino? [ __ ] tied up. Floppy. Floppy. Oh. All right. Now I'm in trouble. Two yards. Two yards.

I mean, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. That happened fast. This third down happened fast.

He's always moving. We got We got to switch quarterbacks. Mle Kamar. Mle Kamar.

He's dead, dude. He can't move. We actually have to do a quarterback. You think he's Yeah, might be. He's He's Should I punt?

There's a worse. Should I punt? I don't think you can punt. Catch this one. Catch this one

again. How many drops do we have today? This is [ __ ] insane. Comes. Put him to three.

How about zero? Zero. Zero would be more than satisfactory. But all time. How do you catch that?

That's crazy. Of course, Jared. Yeah. Guys can't [ __ ] catch Jared. I wish I could go back to when we were up seven.

$500 parlay. Jared bounty. Trying my best. Bounty. Oh my god. Be honest. So easy.

[clears throat] like we we can crush what we're doing Texas Tech. Indiana might be different. Well, it's because they've got a lot of good players.

And you think the chat was saying it's too easy coming up trying to spam the strip. Spam the strip. Spam the strip. Okay,

we got to we got to go for it. Go for it. Is he Oh man, he to Fernando should have tuned in when we're up seven nothing.

Tell him I appreciate he's being a front runner. Yeah, Fernando, if you missed it, you just ran for 60 yards on on Zack's head.

You also had a bad hit. Could have been worse. Fernando, you like 75 yards down the left side,

man. On his head. God damn it. Oh, look at that. This is getting what it's going to look like.

This is gotten ugly. We were up 7 nothing. It was great when we were up 7 nothing.

I think we got to go two clock. No. No. Got away from a game plan. Look at this team right here.

That's But but let's just talk about it for a second. We we had two play like the the fourth down drop and the fumble changed the whole game.

Yeah. We're up in this game if that if those things don't happen. The drops, a couple drops, the deep drops. I I counted 12 drop passes.

Oh, we got him. I mean, how many times you going to try until it works? It's not [ __ ]

He's We got to Hey, you got to put Sluke in. You think so? He's exhausted now. All right.

He can't throw anymore. Oh, poor cat. Here we go. Yeah, that run was bad. Yeah.

Where do I go? coaching depart. Oh, he's good. 83. Yeah. All right, let's go. Sluka, can he run?

Yes. Okay. Some say he could only run the [ __ ] out of I I would agree to that.

Oh my god. This is This is the household. They brought the house. They brought the house in.

That was not right. You know that wasn't right, Kic. That wasn't right. First play. Can't let him [ __ ] get his feet wet.

Oh, hold on to it. Caught it. [ __ ] Suck dick. It's a step in the right direction.

Right in your [ __ ] face. They catch block. This could be bad. All right, let's see if they run out of the same defense.

Coach H, what are we doing? Coachap. Coach, cover the A gaps. Boys, coach, we should just do that all the way down the field.

Yeah, I mean. All right, boys. Do we believe? I believe. Got to believe. Let's just believe. Let's just have a lot of belief in this room. Let's just have a lot of belief in this room. How come you guys only got one third down conversion?

Just get the belief going. We don't need it when Fernando goes 75 to the house.

Let's get the belief going. What's that? What's that? Fernando should transect.

Yeah, you should actually if you're watching right now. That's we can we can get you more money than the NFL.

I'll make sure. No, that was bad pass. Oh man. We just can't catch the ball. We cannot catch the ball. It's crazy.

Wow. Go. Okay. Getting nervous, kid. Read that blitz. Blitz. Read that blitz. Kick.

You don't like that. I'm about to shark wheel right on your head, Kick. I'm gonna put I'm gonna put pawns in hell right here.

I'm gonna put them in hell. You're in hell, buddy. Nope. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go.

We got to go, boys. We got to go. We got to go. What? Like you versus Notre Dame. [ __ ]

You verse Notre Dame, buddy. Nice. Good cut back. Good vision. Oh, Sluka, you're a dog.

You see the chanters on the sideline? Oh no, I didn't mean to run this play. What is this?

Oh no, it's gained two. No clock stick clock is not our friend right now. I'm gonna say that.

Shut up. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Audible. Audible. Audible. [ __ ] I can't. You can't use it. Triangle. Are you going to take the delay?

I have to. Okay. I hit it again. Oh, here we go. Do we kick? Do we kick? We got to kick, right?

We need the points. We need the points. Kicking it on side. We got to We got to click the

I don't know how to kick. I don't know how to kick. Oh my god. Where do I go? Here.

Okay. Nailed it. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Who's up? Zack.

Did Zack glitch kick? All right. Z down two scores. Let's get a turnover right here.

Right here. Turn over screen. [clears throat] Jack control. He's buzzing. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

TJ clock just went away. Oh no. Stop. This is it right here. Cuz then if we can get this stop right here, we get the ball and we have all three timeouts and we just take shots and we score and then we do it again.

We just shock the world. We shock the [ __ ] world. And then you know what? We go for two.

Yep. Definitely do for two for the win. Hey, we covered the spread pretty disappointing result from Indiana.

All right. All right. Still wonder if Sig has any regrets. better. Who? Who? Who?

Who's your No, you're staying, Ken. We might see Indiana again. Just to watch. We might see Indiana.

We might see Indiana in this next game. We're spinning the wheel. We might see Indiana in this next game. I'd love to get who? Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, man. Get revenge right away.

No timeouts. We went to three timeouts. Come on. All right, Drew. There you go.

Spin the wheel. All right, tweeting out who we're going to be with next. Miami.

Miami. You get to play Ohio State. All right. Can I just say something real quick for the people in the chat? Maybe put up a vote. I would love to get revenge on Indiana. Can we go? Can we be Oklahoma or Alabama? Let's get revenge. Put up. Is everyone down for revenge?

What do they say? I'm making the poll. What does the poll say? Give me a second.

Tell me what the poll says, memes. Give us the poll. It's going to be a one minute poll.

One minute poll. Oklahoma. What a run for JMU though, huh? Well, tell me what the chat's saying.

Want to do it? All right. Poll has been launched. Somebody count 60. Five. Six.

Seven. Now they're saying Miami. 41% 42%. We're going for Oklahoma. All right, we're going Miami.

I can already see it's one. Miamiy's one. All right, we'll see Indiana another time.

Wheel is just. Wheel is just. Everyone's right. Carson, set up Miami. I got to take a piss. So, who are we playing?

Who are we playing? Ohio State. Ohio State. Tell them where we're playing. Are we home or away?

We're away. We're away. Make sure you play at the right place. Get Give me some nice shots.

Miami. Who we playing? Ohio State. Thank you. It was a great poll. Where are we playing?

Great. Cotton bowl. Cotton bowl. Cotton bowl. They're saying I messed up the poll.

Oh. Yeah. Settings. How do I screw the poll? Thank you. People are saying they love my poll.

Um, how do I change the where we're playing memes? What happened? How do I change where we're playing?

Uh, I think it's the next screen once you ready up. Yep. Where we at? Cotton bowl. Cotton bowl. Yes, sir.

Have you seen what the next? Yeah, chat loves my poll. What are you guys thoughts

playing against Ohio State? [snorts] This is a Zach redemption game. Oh, we lost.

Oh, to Ohio State. Yeah. They're saying I have a short pole. You're saying it's a weak short poll.

Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. You get a punch out. Tell you what, this this guy texted me a message a play, but I can't find it.

Pole reveal. All right, boys. You ready? Let's do it. Let's go. I'm with the boys.

Use up. Use up. Use up. We're going to be a lot We're going to be in a lot better of a spot with this team. No, no offense to JMU, but we were we were in a dog fight. We were in a

know. Oh, how many games did you win with two lane? Two lane? No, I played miss last night. We won. You haven't played with yet?

We won two two games with no No, we won two games. Two games. Yeah, we won two games with Miss.

We won two games with Jamie, too. Yep. Yep. Facts. Got figure out Jamie in Indiana.

We beat Ohio. No, we lost Ohio State. What? Who we beat last night? Georgia. I really want to see Bama Indiana.

It is kind of just the fact that coming from there. You can't run with Carson back off.

I don't really like Oh no. Oh no. He didn't get open. Oh, my X was open. We got a punt, right?

What the [ __ ] is with these punts, dude? Oh, who's who's up? Man, that was a bad first first [ __ ] drive.

He's good. Might be first. Should we tune into spaces while we're watching? Michigan football.

Yeah. Why would good days of the year? I I want to be on jury. I just absolutely ruined this.

No, you can tell you what. I feel like you as an insider would have the right to be on it. So you gota stay up to date on the news. Maybe after picking we do for playoffs when I'm not around.

That's great. That's good. That's good deed. After pick after playoffs just great D, dude. All right. Reset. Reset. Let's get a drive.

What is he saying? Turn it up. He He's trying to get Austin. I don't do these a lot. Last night was 24 hours. offense. I don't feel it. I don't feel anything.

I don't feel that. I don't like it. Feel like you might just be a fan of the Ohio State.

I don't like anything. I don't feel anything with the 100G. Who knows? We've all heard that there were rumors. Let's go.

Liam, ask to talk. I want to ask. Yes. Ask talk, Liam. You just heard whispers. You heard rumors. Anyways, rewind fast.

I've requested everything that we've seen today. So he goes what? He gets the news that he's fired.

Oh, where's Malachi Tony? Where is he? What number is he? We got to get him the ball.

Baby Jesus, we got to get him the ball. How do I hot route? Triangle. And then the button of the receiver. [ __ ]

[ __ ] Oh, what was I usering? [ __ ] All right, turn off, Dave. Turn off, Dave. We got to focus. We got to focus. We're trying to win a championship.

Dave's just reading the news. That was so bad, guys. I'm sorry. I tried to get to Malachi Tony.

We got to get Malachi Tony, please. The show and then everything changed. Zack.

It's all right, big cat. Watch the film. See what you did wrong. I think we got to Can you just do run plays from Malachi Tony

memes? You can go by player. Yeah, you should be able to. All right, we're going to start Zach. You're playing your monster.

We're just feeling each other out. We're feeling each other out. We're feeling each other out.

That drop was a gift for us. We'll take it. Watch Jeremiah. Still the program. Oh my.

Turn Dave off. Okay, we got to focus. Bluntman. We can listen to it after. If you have to leave, you can. But come on. We got to We just got Jeremiah Smith just mossed us. I got no offense either. I got no offense.

Jeremiah Smith. I have no offense. What is my offense? Can someone in the chat translate what Dave's saying on the space?

I got no [ __ ] offense. New [ __ ] coin. We're going to miss it. I got everyone on him. Oh, he hurt. Can't get him hurt. Oh, he's hurt by Oh, he's out. Oh, no. He's square. All right, we got to run. We just got to run.

Oh, that's how you do a [ __ ] That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Kick

still get there, guys. I don't have anything. Can you go to your depth chart? Can you pause it quick? Can you just uh Yeah, go to depth chart. Can you go to your slot receiver? [snorts]

Yeah. Uh, no slot receiver. Uh, go R2. Down, down down down down down down down down. Right there.

Yeah. Put Malai Tony there. Okay. All right. That That should fix it. Call me. And should I go by player?

Yeah, by player. Now you'll have a bunch of sweeps. Should I need I need [ __ ] I don't I don't like these. I don't like these. Too much middle of the field. I hate this play. This is going to be a pick. I'm just saying it right now, boys. I'm saying it right now. This is going to be a pick.

Oh, we don't catch the ball, man. PI PI here. That's good. Yep. That's on him. All right. All right. Here we go. Here we go.

I got to run the ball a little, too. I got to run the ball a little bit. Okay. We got to do that a little bit.

We just got to get I got to get control of this game again. I'm out of control. I'm playing out of control. Try going jet sweep. Is this him? X. What is this?

I think it's a pass. Oh no. Oh no. All right. Good. This is a problem. I got no fuel for this offense. Look at that. Oh, you guys one play. We just got to find a play that I love with him. I like this one. Thinkers.

Yeah. Crosser. Where is he? Where is he? Oh, no. This isn't it. [ __ ] [ __ ] I think go to gun.

Okay. Go to uh empty spread. I think you'll you'll like all the plays in there. Just five receivers.

Yeah, I like that. Yep. And then just scroll through there. There's a ton. I don't like any of these.

Oh, it's third down. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, what the hell just happened? The vibes are bad, boys. I'll tell you what, if I could go back in time to 7 nothing Jamie Universe,

what time? That was the best time to be alive. It's when Civilization peaked. I just have no I have no vibes. I have no feel. I need to find what I got. It is still early. I still got a lot of ball left in this game. One square.

Love that Z. Nowhere. Yes. Jerry. Should I press him? Let's go team fast. Let's go Jerry. All you boys are I got to pick it up. I don't know how. I don't know. I have not I have not found a single play that I like and I've I have no rhythm.

But we're down seven nothing and we're still in this game. He's ice cold. Here we go.

Yep. Okay. He's like, "All right." All right. All right. He's a speaker. They made him a speaker.

What's he saying? Oh, we do had the worst take ever. He said that he basically blamed the girl.

He was like, "Sure Moore has has uh a wife and three kids and then she did this." Yeah, the dude got kicked already.

All right. I feel like we got a little bit of rhythm back. We got a little bit of rhythm back.

I found Y trail in this playbook. You did? Mhm. All right. We got to use it. You got to tell me how to get to it.

Great. Yep. Nice. All right. All right, boys. Where's Y Trail? Uh, we can do an Xbox play.

How do I get What do I do here? Is Y trail something I should run right here or no? I think keep doing your thing. I think I got to get I think we got to get 7 seven and a half,

right, boys? That' be huge. Good. Good. All right. Down to two. What are you doing? Oh, there we go. First down.

Joey is in the chat. Is he speaking? do. How did Julian get one? Too much time. Too much time. But on defense, we've been playing. All right, we found something, boys. [ __ ] found something.

Who's up, Jerry? Let's go, Jerry. Let's go. So, what are we keeping or substitute?

What are we doing? How do you feel about ribs, boys? Bruce ribs. Keep them. I went ahead and stone some bruise ribs on the Buckeye in game 11.

I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] up, boys. Hold on. Maybe I can get a strip. Maybe knock it out.

Oh, I went for the strip. All right, Jerry. We got to hold him here. You got to hold him here.

I got you. You got to hold him here. Slide. So she can get Oh yeah. Should we call timeout or No, no, no, no. Right.

Wait and see what happens here. We're going fast anyway. Yes, Jerry. Yes, Jerry.

You're so locked in, dude. You're so locked in. Jerry, what a turnover. You're so locked in,

Jar. Don't move. Yep. Fletcher. All right. All right. I had to run into it. Oh, no. Oh, no. We're hurt.

Was hurt. Mark Bell turn two. Is it good or just a cramp? Cramp. Cramp. It's hot out there.

Oh my gosh. He came hurt. No, that was him coming back. Get rid of it. Oh no. Oh, he got [ __ ] jammed. Should I go for it?

Yeah. Feel right. No. Go for it. Go. Go. Right. Got to go. You got to go. Wow. Watch the clock. Watch the clock.

We got to watch the clock. You got plenty. You got plenty of time. Still got plenty of time.

Don't use one yet. Don't use one yet. I'm not going to use one. I'm not going to use one. Everyone just stay calm. Stay calm. Boom. Wow.

Yes. This game is flipped on its head. That is complimentary. Holy [ __ ] Dude, we were I had no offense those first two drives. I was [ __ ]

Well done, Big. You guys big JJ. Great pick. Great pick. Great pick. Let's go. Let's finish Let's just have no points. Oh, okay. We can strip this guy. He's fat. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I was You slide. Slide. All right. It's not good. That's good. Let's go.

Well, hold it. Can't be doing that. Kind of want the ball back. Yeah. Kind of want the ball back. I'm not going to lie. Hold on. I got to get myself situated. Okay. Show. Kind of want the ball back. Kind of would love the ball back here. Oh, no. All right. No. Let's get in the half. Let's get in the half. Let's get in the half. Let's get in the half. That was scary. That was scary. Let's get in the half. Jeremiah Smith could catch one on our head at any point. Jerry, come on.

Go to the goal line. Go on the goal line. All right. Going for the straight. All right. All right.

Don't give up a field. Let's not give up a field. Let's not give up a field. Don't give up a feel. Oh my god. I went for the strip. I went for the strip. They got no time. Oh, they got a time out. [ __ ]

No. No touch. Oh, they're going for it. Okay. They got no timeouts. What? What?

Ice. Ice. Block it. AJ. Block. I think I'm going to block this. I swear to God.

I think you are, too. Okay. All right. All right. They they they they get the ball.

No, we get the ball. Oh, they get the [ __ ] Give me one deep play. Give me one deep play memes.

We need We need a good one though. Deep play memes. You got empty. We got to go empty.

Gun. All empty. All the way over. All the way. Empty. Empty. All the way. All the way. All the way. Empty. Spread.

Find one. Stick it on. Vertical shake. Yeah. Vertical shake. Where's Tony? Tony's R1.

R1. Oh, that's okay. That's okay. That's his pick that got out. We got We got Stop. We got to stop.

I got my pick out of the system, dude. All right. I got my pick out of the system.

All right. That's good. That's smart. That's smart. All right. It's our ball. Yeah. No, it's their ball. It's their ball.

Come on, boys. All right. This will be the last game no matter what that we play tonight because we have to do the Thursday night football stream. So, if we somehow win, we will next week pick up with Miami cuz we're going to try to win an Attie.

What are the What are the college rules? Do they as soon as the ball's kicked, are they able to run?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Where's Sky? Can you believe this is our job? Well, I'm tripping this.

Playing video games with your boys. Then we go watch football. Yeah. Sometimes you have to talk about football.

Matt. Yeah. Oh, what are they doing? They're going they're they're they're What are they doing?

They're spreading you out, Jerry. Spreading me out. spreading me out. I don't like this.

Spread eagle. Strip. All right. They're going to get one. All right, chair. Come on. We need to get the ball back.

What's dying? What's dying? What's that? I like this actually. Okay, let's get cracked in [ __ ]

Get cracked in, [ __ ] Get cracked in [ __ ] Okay here slide. Beautiful. Stay in the fight.

Stay in the fight, chair. Stay in the fight. Stay in the fight. Trying to bait him. Try to bait him. Okay. Break it right. Let him let him throw underneath. Let him throw underneath. Okay. Stay stuck. Don't go for it. Don't go for it. Don't go for it. They're going for it.

Let's go. Jerry. Jerry. My guy. Shut him down. My guy. Jesus. All right, Jerry. Let's [ __ ] go, boys.

Let's win this game. Here we go. Yep. Get out. Perfect. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm running it on them. All right. He stopped it a little bit.

Oh, this is the play. This is the play. This is the play. This is the play. This is the play. Got it.

Malachi Tony. Yep, that's the All right, we found the play. We found the play. What was that play? There you go.

Oh [ __ ] Oh no. This isn't the plan. What just happened? I flipped it. Still good. Still good. You got it.

Everything at your disposal. We're just running great offense. Great offense. Oh no. I didn't know that that was a [ __ ]

All right. All right. All right. Nice. Okay. I thought that was a run. I thought that was a run. I keep hitting the wrong button. That was nerve-wracking. I'm a little tight. I really stuffed hard hard stuff.

Great protection. No. All right. Oh, yep. Yep. That's great play. That's offense. Now you're in.

Now we got the control. I heard your noise, Ken, cuz you saw him before me. He was a little late to it.

Oh, honestly, I was watching the protection. Oh. Who's up? Jerry, stay on them. Stay on their ass, Jerry. Stay on their [ __ ] ass. Stay on their [ __ ] ass, Jerry.

Oh, get his arm out. Stay on their [ __ ] ass, J. What's this? What's this? Sorry.

Be a dog, Jerry. Be a dog. I don't like set up. I don't like this setup. You got to be a dog, Jerry.

You got too many wide receivers. You got to be a dog. [screaming] Let's go. Yes, Jer. Let's go. You set the tone, Jeff.

Yep. You are. You set the [ __ ] tone. You are the [ __ ] tone. Little tone. Bait him.

Oh, no. Oh, I I baited him. You were baiting him. I was baiting that guy. You baited him?

Yeah. Bait. That's a great bait. You got to bait him a little bit harder. Reverse. Reverse. Oh, you [ __ ] him up. Jerry, you saw it all the way.

You're a man, Jerry. You're a man. Okay. They're little puppies. Big dogs. They're little puppies.

Screen. Read the screen. Yep. Yep. Yep. Perfect. They're little They're little puppies, Jerry.

Flying around up there. They're little pups. Outside. Everybody outside. How dare you do so?

Damn. All I got in there. Yes. Fours. Fours up. Four up. Fours. Fours. They got to keep a field goal here.

They're going to kick. Yep. Jerry, you're playing great D. They can't run the ball.

They can't run the ball. Shut them down. I'm running all over them. Those a bunch of stupid bros.

All these tate slobs. There's no chip shot. Just having the shadows. Just get darker.

That's fine. That's fine, boys. Should we go two clock? Yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. I think so.

We agree. All right. That was all right. This might be a Malachi Tony 80 yard touchdown. I'm going say it right now.

See if you help over the top. There. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.

They can't [ __ ] guard him. What are you guys laughing about? Uh, Whitlock. You could drop a baby.

Yeah. If you had to guess, what do you think Fortno is going to name the podcast hosted by Shiron Moore's executive assistant, hosting the mentions? And then the first one that he retweeted, pardon my penis.

Hey, that's good. part of Hey, listen. When you're when you're hot, you're hot.

Yeah. Whitlocks. I know. That's what I'm saying. The shadows. Oh, nice. We're being ratchet all the way down.

Uh, put conservative running on. That means they're not as fast. You just can't like juke, but it they hold holds on to the ball. Yeah. Ball security.

Ran for 100. Yeah, the shadows are insane right now. You can't guard him. I'm just running this play. Stay inbounds. Got to use their timeouts. Game over. Game over.

Oh man. Are they out of timeouts? Yeah, they're out of timeouts. Sneak. Oh. Oh, bully ball. Bully ball. I like this team. We're taking this team to the natty.

And like I said, if we if we if so after this game, we're going to go do our Thursday night football stream. Next week, we'll pick it back up. If Miami wins this game, if I do win the natty, I will go back and play Texas A&M to make sure the banner's official.

I mean, a free way we're playing right now too. Oh, no. [ __ ] Big cat, you should actually have to play Notre Dame. True natural champ.

Mhm. Give that all day. Yeah, I'll play Notre Dame. That's fair. I'll play Notre Dame. If I win the Taty, I'll play Notre Dame. We should have put Notre Dame on the wheel.

baited him. Jerry, use your luck. Jerry, you ball out. You bait bait them all day. They finally

remember when we were down seven nothing and I couldn't find anything and we were panicking. That's so far in the battle.

So far the buck guys. So far, we have arrived. Oh, Ohio State. What punishment does he have to do? He's got to do a full eightball of cocaine himself

cuz he lost to Miami. Wild. That's a J. I knew it was a book. I knew it was a book.

What you doing? You're just You're just like, "Where are all my friends?" Yeah.

Where the [ __ ] are all my friends right now? Get another one. That's very cute, Chad.

No way. Where are the dudes? Where are my guys? Open bounce. Inbounds. Inbounds. One. How is that? This is our last game.

I think we linked to [ __ ] that up. You can watch. I just I just took a shot. I just took a shot and it's there.

Jay thought we were probably playing a prank on them. Like, oh, we're doing a buck stream. Talk about like, where is everybody?

Is there no one out there right now? No. He's like, oh, they're going to make me watch the game by myself.

What? Get him. Assert dominate. Jerry Mincy. He's on the floor. He's trying to get some little miss.

Well, he's playing gap clutch on full volume up there. Is he Jerry? Keep him out of the end zone.

Don't let him [ __ ] get in bed. Oh, that's why. Yeah, this is I guess they are only down two scores.

Having a good time. This is why they talk about I was watching a Bucks documentary came out today on 10 series. You guys are in it

for what? What do we do? There's a quote about what a playoff Lenny. Yeah. Oh, did you know that

it's Is it a quote from us? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We said it. Stephen Chase is breaking news.

Stephen Chase breaking news. Tom Brady Bron and both of you. The funniest part about that is

we're mocking Joe Buck. [cough] Joe Buck called him playoff Lenny. They're like and his nickname's playoff Lenny and then we were just like there's no way that's his nickname.

He'd been in the playoffs one time before and then we just made a joke of it and then it became a real thing

and then we're like we love Leonard Fornette. That's crazy. Playoff Lenny. Oh yeah. Dude, you're a dodge. I'm go.

I lied. I Man, what a [ __ ] ass kicking this. This was awesome, boys. We just We can't be stopped if we're playing like this.

I mean, it's it's incredible. This feels like Z. No, we don't need We never need

We never need We always go for video games. We always go for it, bro. Bro watches video games and lock down left guard every snap.

He'd get rid of What was that documentary chair? You like it? It's a 10 part series.

That's wraps. All right, good game. All right, tune in to our Thursday night football stream. Next week we're coming back as Miami, playing the semis, winning the title. We'll be back then. Thank you everyone for tuning in.

I want to love you. Heat.

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Who speaks in "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 2 | College Football 26"?

Hank Lockwood (Host), Max (Guest), Dan Katz (Host), Jerry O'Connell (Guest), Zach (Host), Connor Griffin (Guest), Memes (Host), Carson (Guest).

What is "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 2 | College Football 26" about?

Coach Duggs returns with a determination to win the national title in college football after a rough previous game, engaging his team in a strategic plan to eliminate certain opponents and progress through the tournament. The session includes a spin-the-wheel decision-making process for team selection, all while balancing the excitement of an upcoming Thursday Night Football stream.

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