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Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26", an episode of Pardon My Take published December 18, 2025 (2 h 44 min, about 21,552 words). It mentions 45 people, works and ideas, including Alistister Stewart, Ducks, X, Ali Sadique, Malachi.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 15:00: The Process, Malachi, Fiesta Bowl, Sixers
  2. – 30:00: Malachi
  3. – 45:00: Orange Bowl, Texas Tech
  4. – 1:00:00: Boise State, Jacksonville State
  5. – 1:15:00: Ali Sadique
  6. – 1:30:00: Ali Sadique, Alistister Stewart, Evan Stewart, Peach Bowl
  7. – 1:45:00: Alistister Stewart, Ali Sadique, Carter Duck, www.a.com/pob26
  8. – 2:00:00: Ali Sadique, Alistister Stewart, Carter Duck, Kenneth Gainwell
  9. – 2:15:00: Alistister Stewart, Carlton Duck, Carter Duck, Forward progress
  10. – 2:30:00: Alistister Stewart, Ali Sadique, Dorin Moore, Malachi
  11. – 2:43:51: Pick six, Gun Empty Base Trio, No huddle, Steuart

Notable quotes from "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26"

  • Then if we win that one, we've won the Natty, but then I have to retroactively go back and play Texas A&M to make it official.
    about Texas A&M · at
  • All right, we got to get Malachi Tony.
    about Malachi · at
  • It's going to be the Orange Bowl. Orange Bowl.
    about Orange Bowl · at
  • No, I think I got to run the play to Sadique.
    about Ali Sadique · at
  • We just got a donation from the chat. They said, Put Evan Stewart at wide receiver.
    about Alistister Stewart · at
  • Carter Duck coming in huge for the boys.
    about Carter Duck · at
  • Come on, Steuart. This is your play.
    about Steuart · at
  • We're in a place where we need to pick six. It's the only thing that could save us.
    about Pick six · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

Companies & orgs

  • Sixers — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Still not done. Sixers could win the title.
  • Advisors — Company · 1 mention
  • Nats — Company · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

  • Ducks — Concept · 10 mentions
  • X — Concept · 10 mentions
  • The Process — Concept · 4 mentions · first at
    Yeah. I love you guys. People who arrive with us who trust the process.
  • Orange Bowl — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
  • Pick six — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • Fiesta Bowl — Concept · 1 mention · first at
  • Peach Bowl — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    We've made it to the Peach Bowl once, right?
  • Safety rule — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Arian had a good rule change the other day. It reminded me of your if you land in the end zone, it's a safety rule.
  • Forward progress — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    He said that it should just be wherever you land. There should be no forward progress.
  • Gun Empty Base Trio — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    All right. Gun. Empty base trio.
  • No huddle — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    How do I go? No huddle. triangle.
  • Turbo mode — Concept · 1 mention · first at
  • Buckeyes — Concept · 1 mention
  • LA Bowl — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • JMU — Place · 2 mentions
  • Texas A&M — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Texas Tech — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Boise State — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Washington beat Boise State in the [ __ ] up LA ball hosted by Grock and then run Jack. There you go. There you go.
  • Jacksonville State — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Oh, yeah. Jacksonville State beat the I can see another alert. We're going to lurk a sack. Sack.
  • Tulane — Place · 1 mention

Sponsors

  • www.a.comcfb26 — Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Right. Gear up for playoff glory with 50% off the College Football 26 Deluxe Edition for Xbox at www.a.comcfb26.
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    And Madden NFL 26 with 40% off the playoff bundle for Xbox at www.a.com/pob26.

Full transcript with timestamps

We're live. All right, we're live. Hello. Welcome in. Second time. Let's go. Let's go.

Assume we're going to have a great chat today. Yeah. A lot of people rooting for us.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, last week we got to we won uh one game with Miami. Yeah. And so this week we're going we're going semi-finals against Georgia. If we win this, we will then go finals against Indiana, I believe. No, did we beat Indiana?

What side of the bracket are we on? No, we lost Indiana. That was a different one. That was a different team. Wasn't

that JMU? So it'll be Georgia, then Indiana, and then if we win that one, we've won the Natty, but then I have to retroactively go back and play Texas A&M to make it official.

So we got to win three games to win the natty today. We're gonna go hot hand coordinator again.

Yep. Yep. Shout out to everyone in the chat. I know you guys are being really nice to me. Uh let's win. Let's win. Hey, you know what? Let's come together and win with dogs.

Let's just win. Let's just win with dogs. Okay. Let's Let's save it for another day. Let's win today.

What are we going black or orange? What do you guys think? Whatever you want. Don't matter. Blacks were tough.

Blacks are tough. But against Georgia? Oh, that's You like orange and black? I don't know.

What do you guys think? going to start dominance right there. Yeah, all black is tough.

Max, what do you think? Bully. Bully. Yeah, but you got to go white cleats, right?

We could do white or white and secondary. Whatever. I like the white and secondary.

Okay, white and secondary. There could pop camo socks. Camo socks. Wait, do we have camo uniforms?

I don't know. We're going to war, boys. We're going to war. That's sick. Wow. Oh, I wish

we got to go. Do we got to go black cleats with camo? I think black, but then you got to go black socks.

Yeah, you're right. The white socks look no look no good. Camo socks. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Helmet. Give us a camo. Yeah. What's that? What's a helmet? Yeah. There we go.

Oh. Whoa. That's weird. Okay. All right. Let's go to war. War time, boys. I don't remember any of my plays.

You guys are going to have to pick up defense. I remember my defense. I remember Yeah. Look, we're to the best of our ability. Lock down D today.

All right. But early because it's gonna take a little bit of Where is this game? Uh Fiesta Bowl.

Fiesta. Heading over to Arizona and all camo. Fiesta. What's the difference between Fiesta and Siesta?

Uh one's a party, one's a nap. Yeah. Siesta. You're more of a siesta guy. You know, I don't nap no more.

Can't nap. I don't naps. Can't do it, man. No. No naps. No. Can't do it. Hank, how you doing back there?

I'm ready to win a natty. Let's [ __ ] go. We're all here to win a natty. We're all here for one thing. That's to win a natty.

Let's win a [ __ ] natty. Also, just you know what? Quick shout out to the to the to the people who who ride with us on days like today. Mhm.

Yeah. I love you guys. People who who arrive with us who trust uh trust the process.

When has the process ever been bad? Yeah. No. Still still not done. Sixers could win the title.

As long as some piece is there from the process, but the process got you to whatever. VJS is also part of the process.

No, the process is alive until the last deal that can be traced back to the process is gone. Yeah, but it's all a domino effect,

right? But I'm saying that's so you're still alive. Yeah. All right, we got to get Malachi Tony. Wait, what was the thing you did?

Slot the slot, right? Yeah, memes. What do we got to do? Uh, press pause uh after this play.

This does kind of feel like a Kevin situation. What? What do you mean? We're staying on now. The fan base is is

uh coaching coaching coaching departure and then go to SLWR wide receiver. Chaz being funny. Good. I listen I love funny.

I love wide receiver. You just missed it all. No. SL LR down. Oh slap slap. The only thing that um

that I think is is lame is the the hypotheticals that get made up about getting mad at a hypothetical. I'll just say this and we'll stop talking about it. There was one guy who said they're going to start doing visual gags all the time now to make you have to go watch it. We're going to do the same podcast. What do you think? We have like big red noses and we're going to honk [ __ ] and like I don't know. But then getting mad at your own madeup hypothetical. Trust the process. Let's go. Let's win a football game.

Anything visual also will be clipped. Yes. Yeah. The clips are still gonna be there.

People are like, "We'll never get to see that inflatable thing." All the clips will be out. And also,

a lot of you have Netflix. All right. Here we go. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're focused on We're winning. We're winning a [ __ ] game.

We're here to win a game. We're here to win. We're here to win. One game at a time.

One game at a time. Who's on hand first? I don't remember who let off. I I think you were on last.

Oh, no. All right. So, if we continue if we were to continue from the the last Is that you or me?

That's you. TJ TJ. TJ. Could be TJ. Oh no. I'm already lost. I'm already lost, boys. I'm already lost. I'm already lost.

Did you run this play before? Nope. Nope. I panicked. I thought we were running out of time. This seems like a good play though.

Yeah, it does. I think I like this play. Get loose. All right. Not a great play. Not a great play. Where was I gun? Where's the [ __ ] Is it No, it's

wheel. How do I like lose my ability to play this game so fast? Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Where's Malachi? [ __ ] He's That's not where I want him. Nice. Here we go. First,

let's just metriculate the ball. Huh? We got to remember to run so I can establish a run early for you. Oh, just missed that. flow sometimes takes a little bit to get flow.

Yeah, I got no flow though right now. I'm not going to lie. We just got to get our plays. We got to

We got to remember our plays. All right, this is where Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Oh, I [ __ ] shouldn't have even He was double covered.

All right, big third down, boys. Big third down. Big third down, Tony. Oh, we got bumped.

Go, go, did a [ __ ] flag, sir. Yeah, it would be nice. It would be nice. There we go.

Oh, good run. Get the run game going. We got to score on this drive. The amount of time it's taken, we have to score.

[ __ ] That was bad. That was a bad one. Oh yeah. Oh, stay on your feet. Yeah. Oh yeah. Perfect timing. That's great timing.

Oh, did I score? No, I don't think I scored. Celebrate. Yeah, but that's just for a first down.

That could be okay. I was just going. Yeah. Where are we though? At the one, it says.

All right, we got to go. Sneak it. Oh, yeah. Get there. Come on, Carson. Let's go.

Yes. respond to this quick quick score. Zack, how do your sticks feel today? Uh, this we first play, so we're it's early on, but I'm feeling okay about it.

Did you do any training over the weekend? Training over the weekend? Uh, it's going to be a lot of game time decisions today.

Come on, Zach. Couldn't have asked for a better first drive. Almost took the whole quarter. Incredible.

Are you up high first or you know what you got? Uh, don't doesn't matter. Whatever you want. You did you feel good on the kick?

Felt okay on the kick? Yeah, I felt okay on the kick. I'll take it over. I feel good. I feel good.

All right. Yeah, run. I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. I'll stay hot from last week. Then let's try to strip this ball. Let's try to strip this ball. Let's try to strip this ball. All right. I got I gota Now the problem is I got to find the play that I spam. Just don't

come on. I just don't know what it was in. Let's just be great today. What if we just dominate Georgia? We get Kadic in here. We just [ __ ] him up.

What a day that would be. I don't know. I don't know what it was in this. I can't find it.

I don't know what it was in. I can't find it. I can't find it. All right. Find something. They

all right. Just Hey. Hey. Hey. Just No big play. No big play. No big play. Does it work?

Stay in front of it. Stay in front of it. Oh. Oh. Lurking. I was lurking, boys.

I got to I got to find this play. I got to find the play. Just routed him. Could be key to success, dude.

I got to find the play. I can't I don't know where it is. It's not in here, man.

You have to become more prepared. You have to come more prepared than this. It was supposed to be in

if you if you give this up. Okay. Oh, there you go. All right, J. All right, Jar.

Dropped it. Let's go. Come on now. Come on, J. Victor, let's go, Jar. Let's shift these guys.

Oh. Oh, they can play. Oh, we got to switch the user earlier than that. It's on me. It's on me.

I don't want to I don't want to backseat coach over here, but I know I know. I know. You're right. You're right. You got You got to switch. I didn't switch. I thought that I was expecting him to come up and make a tackle.

There we go. Good stuff. I'm I'm worried I don't have my play voice. I can't find it.

Find your play, J. It's not even Okay, hold on. Hold on. Just got to dig deep. Hold on.

Double tap it. You can pay it. I got five seconds left. I didn't find it. I didn't find it. I didn't find it. I got to get I got to get to nickel.

But you were close. You were close. I was close. I got to get to nickel though.

Lurk. Lurk. Lurk. Yeah. Keep lurking. Keep lurking. I feel like that maybe. I I got to I just get me to nickel and I'll be good. Where's nickel? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Laure. I don't have it. Okay. Hold on. I got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Found it. Found it, boys. Found it, boys. Okay, we're good. We're good.

Here we go. No excuses now. No excuses now, boys. It's all right. It's all right. I'm not worried. Not worried. I'm not worried.

I found my [ __ ] You got any magic in you here? I don't think he does. Let me see.

You might have a little magic. I'm going to go hard. I'm going to go hard coaching here. I think Jerry's [ __ ] cooked.

I mean, that's [ __ ] [ __ ] I didn't expect He's out. You're up. I didn't expect the draw there, boys.

You had those. You had it. Third and 10. I know. In a like broken play. You were that close to having that drive be over.

I know. I know. Yeah. I I think I when I switch to the play, I think everything went south.

Memes. What does he got to do better when he comes back? Chad's saying you're leaving the middle of the field wide open.

Wide open. That's what nickel nickel trap is. That's That's what it is. You But they're just punishing the middle of the field.

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's fair. It's fair. On the flip side though, if you jump that route

Yeah. I was close to jumping this high risk high. I think I'm a lurk guy, right? I think I'm a lurk guy. I just got to stick to I'm lurk. I lurk.

You lurk. Yeah, you're lurk. There's two [ __ ] Uh oh, they're blitzing. Nice. Get this to the second quarter.

Get up. Okay. All right. All right. Second quarter. Let's go. Want to take a shot. Take a shot. Chat's saying run cover two.

Run cover two. Thank you chat for helping out. Let's go. Let's all get on. Let's pull on the same rope here. Let's win a natty today.

Cover two. [ __ ] love that. Look at those dorks. All right. Shot. I'm going to take a shot. Where's the shots? There's a lot of them. Where is it? Memes.

Uh, I think widespread seconds on the empty spread all the way to the right. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

It could be the one. No, that's fine. Nice. Oh, that was a total like throw it and hope it

keep that one in the back pocket. Love it. That is how you learn how to love it. Bunch strength offset. Also very good. Very good plays.

Where's bunch strength? Oh, there it is. Uh there's a fake toss slide. That's pretty good.

I don't know if fake toss slide. That's very good. What does that even mean? There's a fake toss and then there's a slide.

I hate this play. I hate this play. Where do Where do you slide to? I love this play, Tony. Oh.

Oh, that was a good day. Sometimes you got to just tip your cat. That was a good day.

We're on the fake toss. We will. We need to get a first down first. I'll send a picture.

I don't feel good about my offense right now, boys. I'm just going to be totally honest with you.

That's a dot. That's a dot though. He's going to be going or not. No, no. Carson back.

Oh, I was talking about Malachi. Is he going to go a different probably late mid to late round 10?

Really? Yeah. [ __ ] what a guy. What a guy. Maybe a Steeler maybe. Who? Tony. I like that.

Oh, that guy got up there. [ __ ] I love you. This is a good play. Third and eight. Need it. Oh, we got to go. We got to go. Right. We got to go, boys. We got to go.

We got to go. We got to go. I need Tony to [ __ ] break open here. Otherwise, we're [ __ ] Oh no,

he's okay. [ __ ] Get rid of that earlier. Play. Not a bad idea. You don't think? I mean, they just picked up.

These things happen. That happen. That's part of football. That's part of football.

They're going to get yards. H. We just got to hope they're not they don't get hands up.

I think I Zach, we're going to need you to get a pick soon. What's up, Max? Pick. Pick would be good. Turnover would be big for the team.

I feel like you have that in you. I do, too. I actually know that you have that in you.

You picked once with the pick again. means you just sent me some plays. Did you hear it?

Which one? It's fake toss slide. I don't Okay, we got to We got to get a stop before we fake toss slide.

All right, so this is All right, let's talk game script here, boys. We need to go into half 1414. We cannot go into half down.

Dig deep. So I have to go on a drive here that is got to score awesome and takes all the clock. just walks it in. Just absolutely walks in.

All right. It's all right, boys. It's all right, boys. We're all I mean, look, I got to get that I got to get that fourth down, though. Can I say Can we do deep Can we do bad thoughts?

Yeah. Ready? Let's get Bad thoughts. Defense has not gotten one good play. Bad thoughts. I haven't thrown an interception yet, and I'm going to. Bad thoughts. What about good thoughts?

Good thoughts. You're playing smart. You're playing smart football today and that's why you haven't thrown an interception.

Yeah, maybe both are do. So like maybe you We don't have to talk about do. We don't have to talk about do.

So it cancels them out. We just don't have to talk about do. Good math. Pick and then a stop. A pick and then we just need a pick and then a stop.

We get both out our system. It's a bad throw from back there. Yeah, that's a bad throw. We need a pick and a stop. You're right. A pick and a stop.

It was bad math. It was bad math. No, you're right though. We need a pick and a stop. Go ace.

Nice. Nice. Good thoughts. You're winning the jersey battle. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Facts, Hank. That's facts. Def for more man blitz on D. Okay, man. Blitz. So, let's just keep that in.

Dial that up. Dial that up. I don't like any of these plays. You got 23 seconds on the play call.

Levels is good to us. Good question. You got bumped. Oh, they're not calling it today.

They're not calling it. They ain't calling it. Salad probably big sauce. You know, it says actually I didn't get didn't eat lunch cuz I accidentally ordered lunch to my uh

Oh, catch that. You catch that wide open. You don't catch it. I When I take my shots, they have to hit. Now we're in third and 10.

Go Malachi. Go Malai. All right, come on now. For a second. I needed that short shot play to work, though.

It does. No, no, no, no, no. More time. More time. More time. More time. Off the clock.

Exactly. Oh, we're cooking now. Yeah. First after first, please. This guy just said, "Max, we saw you eat an entire bag of frosting." That's

That is fair. Yeah, they did on the yak. I ate I ate a lot of frosting on. We were watching you guys for a while.

I thought I Yeah, it was a very cute scene. Lot of fun. Well, we're trying to we're trying to bring Christmas cheer to the studio.

I love that. Clock, you think about clock a little bit? No, I think we got we got to just run our offense here. We got enough time. We got more than enough time.

That's what I'm saying. There's too much time. Oh, good point, Hank. Run a little clock.

Yeah, for sure. For sure. I'm going to snap this at one minute. It's a run play though.

That's good. You have enough time to get in without without having to do anything different.

But I I getting in is the hard part for me. It's all right. That's good. They're not calling timeout. That's good. I chew a little bit, too.

Yeah. Yeah. You have timeouts. Yeah, true. I'm going to snap this at 25. That sound good?

Good. Sounds good. They [ __ ] up. They didn't use their timeouts. That's good.

Okay. Good call. All right. Time out. Yeah. Time out. Time out. I need this third down.

Who's up next on D? JJ. JJ. Do you Do you feel confident in this amount of time to get a stop?

Prevent. Yes, of course. Then we're good. As long as you're I have to score a touchdown, guys. That's hard. 100% confident.

Oh no. Oh. Do I have to go for it, though? Our ball in half. No, they're both half.

What do we think, guys? We got to go. You got to go. We got to go. I wish he could run. I'd run for this.

No. Oh no. I'm short of the sticks. That's dog [ __ ] by me. Was X open? Yeah. This would be an actually a lot of field there. A lot of field.

He had a lot of field. He had a lot of field. Who got ball first? Who got ball?

Come on. Like [ __ ] George only has one third down conversion. We're not We're not a half flow out the jump team once we catch it.

Yeah. Listen, I got to I got to get I got to get a pick. I'm going to get a pick. Got to get a pick. Get a pick. Okay, let's try to strip it. Let's try to strip it. Let's try to strip it. Someone got in there. You see my guy get in there, though.

Chat one. Someone's going to have to get a turnover. Chat wanted man blitz. I don't I don't like to look.

Someone's going to have to get a turnover. Oh god. God. Thank god he didn't hit him.

Nice. Nice. That was That was uh It's okay. That was un good. No. Yeah, but that that was bad.

It's fine. You're good. Did you leave a guy wide open? Yeah. Yeah. Again. Again. He's going to be open. [ __ ]

Oh god. God. Whoa. Guy just ran off the field. Oh my god. My guy ran off the field.

No, their guy. They had 12 guys. What do you think about Man Blitz? This guy keeps saying Man Blitz.

I I I have the feeling he wants us to get burned. I don't know. Fast. Yeah, I got scared.

So, you're saying we don't trust? That's how you get Okay. Okay. Okay. We're also like Yeah.

All right. Scared, too. All right. I'll do the man blitz. See what happens. I'll do the man blitz.

This is a man blitz here. Cover one. Linebacker blitz. Cover one. Scary. Oh god.

Oh, okay. Okay. I got to stop doing subs. Expand the playbook. He's right. You're right. I just don't know the playbook well enough.

No. Play play the hits. Well, we we're going to have to if we go down 14, we're expanding the playbook because that's going to be

shots and then we're just going to we're going to just take shots. Catch bombs.

Yeah, bomb it out. I'm also a little nervous about if we have to go back to the wheel getting like a two lane.

Are they still on the wheel? I think we have Oklahoma, Oregon, two lane. We need Oregon be so much fun cuz the uniforms too. We just do such crazy [ __ ]

Yes, Jerry. JJ right there. JJ, we're talking about the next game and JJ's out there [ __ ] putting his life on the line.

Way to go, JG. Feel like you figured something out? Yeah, I figured a little something out.

What's the shot play I can take? Memes, talk me through it. Uh, I think spread. Empty spread. Wait a second.

Let me find you. Let me find you a really good one. Okay. Yep. Okay. Good. Good.

I also think I think I need to work in a screen. Maybe let's do a screen. That isn't that bad.

We haven't screened in a while. Yeah, we haven't. Let's hit him with a screen. Why don't we just get like a 40 yard screen here?

Are you going to go to gun Y all? [ __ ] Trip's weak. No. No. No. Oh, nice. Okay, good. Safety.

What do I do here? How about now? A screen. Shot. No. No shot. I mean, I just ran two screens and lost both of them. I I think it's going to work the third time.

No. No. No. I kind of like the screen. I like the screen here, boys. We got to get rid of it quick. Got to get rid of it quick. I hit it. I hit R1. I hit R1. You saw me hitting it.

Input delay. That was bad, guys. We're going to have to keep We're going to have to keep

We're going to have to keep screening. We're going to have to stick. That was really bad. I'm not I'm not going to lie. Hand up. That one's on me. That whole situation was on me. I have to take ownership for the screen gate. Three screens.

The third one was on The third one. I I was a part of three screens in a row. Three.

The third one. I was very much I I was in on the screen on the third one. You could see me hitting R1. I was going like this.

But now it's a screen, dude. I It has to be. I don't know. Why' it go screen? If I just never even thought of screen, we would probably be marching down the field right now.

We got so much more time to march. Oh no. Get him. I tried to I tried to injure. You can't win. That's injury. Virtual injuries man outside. Let's go.

Let the computer me. Good. That was nice. Good. Good. Nice. Good. Good. Get this ball back.

Get this ball back. Went right. Defense is going to have to step up. Come over the middle, [ __ ] Come there.

Yeah, [ __ ] Oh, no. Sorry. Stop. That's fine. Nice. Good stop. I think we go. I think we go, man. Bliss.

Oh, I think we do our our cover one. No, let's go with the mid blitz. Mid blitz. Let's play underneath linebackers. Let's slant inside.

Got him. Get him. Yes, Sherry. All right. Now we got to go shots. But but unfor what if we had a screen from

just [ __ ] into the crib. Oh no. No screen from here. Wow. Six at the six. Put us away.

That's That's Look at the recents. That was great. We We tried to open up the playbook a little bit too much.

Oh [ __ ] All right. All right. Come on. Let's go. Get on the ball. This pass rush.

Oh my. Damn it. [ __ ] holding. No screens. Are they accepting? Did they decline or

they accept? I think that's good. I think accept or accepting is good. Wait, no, they declined.

Second and 10. I I would rather be second and 10. Oh, he just he gets bumped every time. We're not getting no separation.

No separation. They're on it. They're on it. George, I'm like, I got to go for this, right?

We're running out of time. Have to. They're on us so hard. Oh, nice. Yep. Oh, how's it not a first? Oh my god.

That was a great read, too. It was a good read. Good read. I'm sorry, boys. I put us in a hole that we couldn't get out screen gate.

Miami was never our squad. Miami was never our squad. Miami. We wouldn't have even felt right when it was Miami. Danny Boy came. Oh god. All right.

Is he good? Oh my god. Got him. Stop him. Stop him. All right. All right. We're two shots away. We're We're still two score game. All right. We got to Hey, memes. We got to open up We got to open up the playbook and go deep. We got to go deep. It's only deep now. You guys agree?

Shots. It's got to be aired out and nothing else because we have to The only way we're winning this game is if we score very quickly here and then we get the ball back and then we go slow and try to score and win the game at the end. We're going to need two point conversions, too. [ __ ] Oh, no we don't. No, we don't. We just need two touchdowns. We're in this game. We're so in this game. We'll score.

We're so in this game. Do you ever run them back, memes? No, I'm not even going to try.

All right, memes. Where are we going to open it up? Why off trips weak? Why off trips weak?

Call it in. Check. Check. Gun. There's a There's an all go. There's an all go play.

Why off trips weak? There it is. There you go. I'll go. Find all go. There's no all go.

No, keep going. Screen. There was a screen there. All right. Come down with me.

Oh, you got these guys. We haven't caught one of those. No, they don't. They How is that possible? How do we not catch any of those ever? It makes me insane.

Oh, I was pressing the wrong button. I was pressing R1. He was triangle when I got to safety.

Oh, no. I I could have swore he was R1. Did people point that out? No, I think he was our one.

He was. He just wasn't there. Oh man, that would have been so funny. It's happened before.

Timeout gate. I have no read for this team. This team sucks. I hate this [ __ ] team. I need a Here's Here's the

It's not over. It's not over. Here's the biggest problem. Here's the biggest problem. Let's just be honest. I need a [ __ ] mobile quarterback cuz like some of these hard situations are when I need to run and I haven't been able to run.

All right. All right. Should we just go to Yeah. the next game? Try to stop. I mean, try to get turnover. If we If they go up three scores, we're going to the next game. [ __ ] man. Bad, bad, bad. Apologize. Bad.

Just really bad. Really bad play by me. Really bad. There you go. Cheer. Tell me, boys.

Thought they were going to go for All right. Miami wasn't our team. Miami wasn't our team.

Miami wasn't our team. Spin the wheel. We got Georgia [ __ ] us up. Who do we got? Starting in the quarters.

Oregon. Yes. I like that. It's a good team, boys. Who are we playing? That'd be JMU.

No, we're we're starting the quarters. That'd be Indiana. No, that' be Texas Tech.

Okay, we're home or away. Away. I mean, listen, if we can win a title with Oregon and then we have to just go back and house JMU, it's going to be awesome.

Yeah, I mean, that's best case scenario. It's going to be the Orange Bowl. Orange Bowl. I'm tweeting this out.

All right, guys. This is our team. I feel this. I feel Oregon was always the team. Always. Let's talk uniforms, boys. We have everything.

Yeah, we got it. We got We got it all. I love I do like Let's start with the the jersey. Tell me when you see something that you'll love. I like the green nightmare frosting earlier.

Should we go nightmare? I knew it was I knew how many Zach asked me. Jesus. Oh, I like that.

Actually, what? We made you make them. Yeah, it's just right there and they get on your fingers and then you and then you where are they?

Get a little taste of it and then it's and then they give you the chimney. You never put the chimney. The chimney is just made green jersey

so that you eat it. Yeah, it's all made so you eat it. But the chimney especially like you don't even try and put the chimney. Yeah.

That's just a snack while you're making the house. I kind of like that. You guys like that fast? Yeah,

mine came out pretty good though. Meme was a disaster. Meme. How's our art? Where are we playing?

Mine was art. Mine was art. Orange bowl. Yeah, he keeps saying art cuz he cuz he couldn't do it.

Art. You had a little one, too. The little ones are so much easier. All right, dude. It's not all about size.

All right, boys. Let's go Oregon. We got to figure out this playbook. Who's their quarterback? Good.

Yeah, he can run a little, too. So that's that's need that like that's that's a big piece of that's a part of our offense like

it's just picking up the hard the hard yardage earning it. All right, Zach, is it you?

All right. probably uh by the way probably the most emotional moment in advisor's history this week.

Yeah, that was crazy. I love him so much. But yeah, we were just watching back. I It was so confusing.

It was real. I love him. It's the goat. He's the goat. Three fighters one. I'm interested to hear hear what that is.

Anything for him. for Shad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Out of nowhere, too. Yeah. We had We were getting so emotional we had to have Jerry start talking about [ __ ]

Did you take a timeout or [ __ ] No, we The timeout was Jerry talking about Latina [ __ ]

Jerry thoughts on Latina [ __ ] One. It's killing the Italians. Yeah. Italian. Yeah.

All right. Here we go. But change the vibes for us. But we're we're we got house by Georgia.

We're Oregon now. We're okay. We're Oregon. We're in the quarters. So, we need to figure out some good plays and players that we got to get involved because this is really our best shot. We have the wheel is getting low.

Nice. Huge. Zack, let's get off on third down here. Zack. Zack. This This entire game comes down to this. I actually

we got so much gaming. There's no pressure. But I completely agree. This is the game. If you get off the field, we're going to win this game.

And probably get off the field. Just get off the field. Just get off the field. We're off the field. We're still No, no, no, no, no. We might as well just go back to the field.

I disagree. I just might as well go back to We got time. We got time. It's over.

Plenty time. Plenty time. Zack, I need you to think about what you just said. Max, look at these helmets.

That's a good point. Big time to make a big moment. I can't even get it. I always believe I always

I know I know the best I know I know how to coach my boy. I know I know how to get get him motivated a little bit.

Yes, this team is different, Zack. Wow. Thanks. Thanks, guys. Oh my god, Zach. That was the lump and bump was huge.

That's [ __ ] incredible. That takes so much pressure off. That's good. That's good. That's a great start boys.

Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do the same thing again. Do the same. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Do the same thing again. You're kicking off. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

What a [ __ ] play. and to score it too because if you don't score that then it's like hey we might not get six here

Zack what if I never touch the controller in this game what if Zack just wins this game 42 to nothing all on pick sixes and scoops

reps are good reps are good Zach I want to apologize for saying that you ruined

no you hold me accountable Max you hold me accountable no the pressure pressure makes diamonds is a pressure guy

good thrives Did Miss win the bowl game without the bowl game hasn't didn't do it yet. When did they play this week?

Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Bang. Oh [ __ ] It's okay. That's all right. He's hurt.

Oh, he hurt himself. Yeah. Same. Absolute problem. They going to win this without 18 points.

18 points. Jesus. I like how like all of this college football discourse goes around and you're and you just

you learn all of your information just from like Yeah. what we talk about right here.

Yeah. I don't watch it. So, we didn't get one bolt in yet? No, we've had two. Two. Washington beat Boise State in the [ __ ] up LA ball hosted by Grock

and then run Jack. There you go. There you go. Okay, there we go. Hey, that we could have been in a worse spot.

We avoided worst case scenario. Yeah, there was there was a worse outcome there.

Oh, yeah. Jacksonville State beat the I can see another alert. We're going to lurk a sack. Sack.

Picked up. Nice. Oh, he's out of bounds. Out of bounds. Nice. Like that. I like that. They can murder it on the ground if they're going to run. They can murder it. Oh pick

play. That's a pick. Yeah, it is. That was a jam. That was a trap. It's okay, Zach. Becky,

Zach, it's okay. Zack, you stole possession. Okay, cool. Sorry Zach. Good for Hey, you have seven points. Jeffrey, what's up? Shout out Jeffrey. Love that guy. All right, I haven't even looked at the playbook, so this is going to be What are we do? Who are we trying to hit Liam?

Tight end. Uh, yes, nasty if he's out there. We got playmakers everywhere. We got speed everywhere. And Dante can run.

But oh no speed 86. That's not I want slider it up so it's a little higher. Yeah,

for sure. We can do anything. Let's just get it. Let's ease into it with a little run text. Oh no, I should have gone left. Okay. Okay. We have to win this game, boys. We have to win this game.

Just get into some levels real quick. This is a good look at that level. Let's shuffle the levels. Wheelchair.

Just get into some levels. Yeah, they got into some levels. Speed, guys. We got speed guys. Let's get into some mesh. Let's just get in some mesh. Let's put him in some bad spots.

Good read. I like our playmakers. I'll say that. Playmakers feel ready to go today. Oh [ __ ] I don't know what play this is.

Oh boy. No, I didn't catch it. That's good. I didn't run the play I thought I was running. I thought I was running a run.

Keeps happening to us. See you. Let me just take the Yep. I didn't like that. I got to read faster.

Oh, [ __ ] I feel stuffless so bad. Yep. QB Sneak. Is it too far for QB Sneak? I mean, come out and then if you think it's too far, audible to like power up.

Oh, no. Love it. Love the look. Love the look. All right. Love the look. Love the look. Trust. didn't catch.

Let's get the big man. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Boom. That's going to Yeah, that's going to be the guy. That's got to be the guy. That's got to be the guy. That's got to be our guy.

Sunday guy. He's a Sunday guy. We could We could be in the market for a tight end soon. Think

good block. Oh, get over it. Loves the hurdle. That's We already got a hurdle guy.

He loves it though. He's Idaho. ID Idaho big hurdle state am I being dumb or QB sneak for the first

set or do I go do I go pass play and then QB sneak knowing we have one more down

take a shot in yeah free shot free shot that's the analytics Okay, here we go. Here we go. Get in. Oh,

that was a really good one. That was a That felt like a good football play, too. She going to go power up big on big. Let's go. Come on. Walking. No. No. All right. That's bad cuz now we have to run a different play. Should have QB sneaked.

Your QB's got some legs. Sneak. Nice. Yes. That's our guy. That's our guy. All right. Got a little bit of control of the offense.

This play looks good. If we can get a stop here, J. Yeah, we're back. We're cooking cuz we get ball at half.

Yeah, we're back. We're back. Just get one stop. You can play the middle eight. So, I can strip it. Oh. in the flats. Flats. Space this out. Space this out. Spread. Spread.

That's yours. Oh, Jerry. Almost. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. That was that boys. Scared to run, man. Are is their offense good? It's not the strength of their team, but I mean they're good. They're a good team.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. There's no more yards now.

They're running. Hurry up. Why are they doing that? Spread them. Oh yeah, he ran his block right into him.

Spread this screen. I made a mistake there following the linebacker. I'm recognizing the mistakes. It's part of it. I can lurk this. I can lurk this if they if they if they if they throw. I can lurk it. Somebody get this guy.

It's okay. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. We're playing with lead.

I got to get out this guy. Be smart. Got to be smart. Can't make mistakes. Just got to get out this play. It's not working.

Come on. Okay. Hey guys, screen. Oh god, I [ __ ] up. That's all right. That's all right. All right, guys. Let's talk clock here. We need to score. We need to score

and not have enough time and then we get the ball back. Yeah. Middle eight. Middle eight.

Double score. Double score. Double score. Next time they get the ball, we need to be up 2814. Game over. Like that.

How does that sound, Zach? Sounds Sounds like a break course action. Lot of PR. The hard part is going to be the double score.

Yeah, if I'm going to be honest with you guys, the double score is going to be the hard part.

But we have our guys. We got all our guys. Yeah. So many guys. Oh, I don't like this play. I don't know why I did this play.

Oh no. Go the other way. I'm so bad at you [ __ ] You got to win an attitude. Yeah.

You believe, man? I believe this guy's unreal. He's so good. Is he going in the draft?

You think he'll be what? Early second, late first. Late first. Eagles first play.

Future takes his lead. Oh no. No. That's not good. I should have thrown it. He's not as fast as I thought he was.

There's still enough time that we could spam X to get I thought I turned fumbles off. Know where we're at.

I was spamming to get to the screen. I wasn't sure where we were running there. That's on me. That's okay. We got fields here. memes. Find me some cheat plays. Red team.

Uh I I like gun empty bunch wide. Oh no, they're running clock. We got to think about timeouts. Yeah,

we got to think about timeouts. We got to take a timeout after this one, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Get him straight. He saved all of our timeouts. Saved all time. That [ __ ] turned fast.

The 2814 plan was so good. All right. What What What's some What's some plays I can run? Some deep ones.

I got you plays that get you down the field. Yeah, we need plays to get us down the field.

I like that. We need to get down the field. Memes fast. Where are we going? Uh, gun empty bunch wide. Guys will be open.

Gun empty bunch wide. Tell me when you see empty bunch wide. Tell me when you see empty bunch wide.

There it is. All right. Where? Which one? Uh, the drive is good. Zspot and go. Okay. I don't want this. This is a pick.

Yes. Not a pick. Not a pick. That's big. Go up and get it. That was massive. We can still double up. We can But we just weren't anticipating a score in between, but we can still double up.

Yeah. Sandwich them. Yeah. Sandwich them. Yep. How do you not catch that, dude? It's right in your hands.

How do you not catch that? Some [ __ ] Uh the Z-spot smash or Z-spot and go is also good if you go down.

Well, we're al also in a spot now where I can run some offense. Yeah. There we go.

Nice. There we go. Time out or no? Time out or no? No. Not yet. Need it right now. 24,

especially at timeout or the first. Nice. My launch got delivered to to my opponent.

Yes. Nice. Time out. Me says no. No time. No. No time out. You get cuz the clock stops on first down.

Good though. That's on me. Run it once. No. It's a D. Tutty talk. Tutty talk. Tutty talk.

Boys, that was big. That that empty thing. We got to find We got to do that again. Open up the playbook.

Open it up. Open it up. And And we got to mix in a screen. Or maybe just All right, Jared.

No points, Jerry. No points. Every play in that empty bunch wide, I think it like so.

No points, Jared. No points. At no point. At no point. I'm going try to get a strip here and I'll get out.

Okay, I can get it. Is it? Oh, I like how they come flying. Careful. Yeah, be careful. Don't take a selfish time out.

Careful. No selfish timeouts. Playing over the top. I'm playing over the top. Spread them out. No pulls.

No. One backer back here. No. Should we call timeout? No. No. No. Should we call timeout? Yeah. It's better not to. It's better not to.

All right, boys. We're in this. We're in this. We're in this. We're in this. We're so in this. If I can get a good drive, we're we're we're deep in this. We just need to get up a score with the ball and then we can chew clock. Okay, we're in a good spot. That [ __ ] fumble. Two fumbles have told the story of this game.

Yeah. I like that. Come back to the run a little bit. A little bit of run. A little bit of rust.

Oh, I hit the hole perfectly. Go back to gun. Where is it? Where is it? We are cooking. Look at this. Wow.

No, in that play you had X X, but a dart pass. But I don't know if it's going to happen again.

Bad when new plays. I'm bad at seeing the field. Sadique. Yep. Beast is a monster. All right, let's try to do this trial. What was it? X was open.

There was a resistance play. Yeah, X was open this play now. Yep. Oh, I saw it, too. I got to throw it earlier.

He's like a He gets like a separation in the middle of those. Yep, I saw it. I just got to throw it earlier. Let's change. Oh. Oh. All right. We got to go, right? Or no,

I think we should go. I think we should go. Starting to guard. No. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] Jesus. I just got Why can't I [ __ ] be just [ __ ] good. We're going to make a play here.

Tie game in the third. We're in a good spot. We're not. Nice. Yes, Jerry. JJ, that was a man play right there. use your the whole way.

Hiccup. No, it was a fine hiccup. Nice. Let's press him a little bit. Oh no, I don't like this. Oh god. [ __ ] God. [ __ ]

That was it. That was a zero here. That was it. This game's hard, man. When did we last have an easy game?

Why are all my guys on this game? Yeah. Oh, that makes me think maybe J maybe Jamie is going to be good this week.

First game was [ __ ] We had We had screen gate. Screen gate. I ran three straight screens from the from our own 10 yard line and just

ended in a safety. It was sack sack. All right, I'm trusting the boys. I'm going man here.

We were just like, it's got to work sometime. We We do need to go back to it. Yeah, we do.

[ __ ] Jerry, hold them. Hold them. You can do it. Hold them. You can do it. Don't let him score a touchdown.

Jerry, you can do it. You can do it, Jerry. Oh, what? They just do a fly. I feel like that was pretty good. That

see their computer catches it. Our computer drops it. That's fast. I'm going to put a thought into the brains.

Yes. Touchdown. And we go for two. Okay. I don't hate that. You like that? Sure.

We just have to The touchdown part is the hard part. The offense has only scored

14 points. Where the hell are the There's no There's no HP back. R1 R1. No, he had it.

I know. I know. I know. I lost it, but I better run. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] More room to work with. More room to work with.

More room to work with. Oh man, not been a good day on the sticks for me. Transparent with the

Here we go. Good call right there. All right. Now we do a shot play because we have second inches.

We want that X. Where do we go? Where do we go? Uh, X. Yeah. Wait, where was that?

I don't know what play it was. Where was that? Oh, it's this one. Drive wheel. Well, let's do it this side.

Okay. X. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. X. Yeah. Depending on if they go back or not. Should have them.

Make a play. Nice. Yes. Great call, Jerry. No, he didn't get it. Oh, no. He didn't get it.

This is crazy, man. We haven't caught a ball in [ __ ] forever. We got to run. We got to run here. No,

it's crazy. How do we never catch balls ever? Okay, there we go. Okay. Okay. Set the damage. You just can't catch. It's It's nuts. Back to these guys.

I mean, what means what do we have to do? We have to change the sliders. The amount of drop passes we have is insane. Say this play here.

Huge play. This is the game. Good read. Way to read that. Okay, man. Can't read for [ __ ] Can't read for [ __ ] Two plays.

No. Came back. That was okay. All right. All right. That was good. What do I do? Run here.

I'm going to get out of the pocket if I need to to run first. Nice. Great read. You wanted to run there, but then you're

I did. I did. Then I saw him get the release. I saw him get the free release. They're just in the It's just in their hands constantly and they just don't get it. They suck.

I want to cut them off. Except for the tight end. Sadik is the man. Sunday guy.

We're in a [ __ ] war here, boys. Look at these nerves. [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] What was that? Those guys in yellow green shirts. Yes.

Nice person. Nice. I don't know what I played. I'm okay. Oh, bad at reading the [ __ ] defense. Get it.

What? That's fine. That's fine. Sneak, right? Yeah. Sneak. Use defense next. Zack.

I I love it. Zack. Zack. I love actually. Are we actually going to go for two? Do we want to go for two?

In. In. Boys, are we going for two or no? Means. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

It's early. It's very early. All right. Is it? It is. Can Here's here's the decision you need to make. Can you kick a field goal?

No. They kicked the extra point. Oh, cuz like if you don't get it and they get a stop, you have to kick a field.

Get the touchdown anyway. We sneak again. I I could. So So we're going for it. No, this is this is we didn't get the touch.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was nightmare. How does that happen?

I've never seen How does that happen? Can we challenge that? That's the most insane thing ever. He was across the [ __ ]

Can you challenge? Challenge. He got through. Can we boycott? I like what challenge challenge.

I don't think I have a challenge play. This game is a Is this lose a timeout? How did that happen?

You're in the end zone. It's in. You're in. I think I have I've lost the ball already though.

How does that happen? [ __ ] That was the worst beat we could have possibly taken.

I can't believe that just happened. Unbelievable. Zach, you could do this. Do it. You can get a pick.

The haters are having the best day ever. All right. All right. All right. That's just blew me up.

Okay. Five yards is not bad. Hold him here in this zone again. Nice. One stop. One stop.

Zack, you know how important this is. One play at a a time, Max. They're all important. Every play is important. Every play is so important on this team.

This is it. Every play is so important. Just get to him one time. Can I get the spin? I can't get

All right, game over now. No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Game over is just insane. It's

game over now. I was trying to run back the exact formula that got that got the the scoop and score in the first quarter. It's on me. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. They should run here, right? Should we do some noise? You want noise? Oh,

one more chance. Not It's not game yet. It's not game yet. Get out. This is trouble.

Yeah. No, we're back. We're fine. I can't. I swear. I feel like he was in the end zone.

Negative play here. We need a negative play. Take that. We'll take that. Come on. We'll take that.

What do you mean we'll take that? We're back. We have two timeouts. You got a minute 15.

Zack, you're being late about that. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sneak. No. No.

Get out of this. How do I get out of this? I got to be honest. We're stuck in the line.

We got We got five. Wait. Audible out. Square. Okay, that's okay. Want to get out of bounds. I didn't think Square could have got out of bounds. That's a big four yards.

I didn't think Square could have gone out of bounds. I saw Square. What a [ __ ] play, dude.

That was massive. Way to wait for him. This guy's the best. You got you got plenty of time. So, don't worry about the clock.

I'm worried about the clock. Don't worry about the clock. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. But I'm worried about it. But you know I'm worried about it.

I know you're worried. Just don't worry. It's hard not to worry about No. Oh, get rid of it.

Oh my god. I don't have any plays. I have no plays, boys. There he is. Go, go, go.

Read that. We got time. We got time. Should we do a screen? No. I did a run play. [ __ ]

That's all right. It's not the worst thing. Okay. All right. All right. Plenty of time.

They didn't see it coming. Yep. All right. All right. All right. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh yes.

Yep. Okay. Nice. I think I got to run. Not sneaking. No. Is it timeout or no? No. Time out.

Take it to like 15. Nice. Nice. All right. Now what? Now it's a decision. It's got to be two.

It's got to be two. This game was over. We We came back from the from the jaws of defeat.

You want to play? I have a two-point play. No, I think I got to run the play to Sadique.

Yeah. All right. That's a fitting way. And hope it's open. Come on. Should I take a penalty? Should I take a penalty? So, like back up a little.

Yeah. I'm too I'm too Do what you can. I'm too compressed. No. No. I'm too compressed.

Be a big balls move. Might have a point. I don't know. I was too compressed. Go. You're in. Get there.

Get there. Run it. I was too compressed. I was right about that. I literally said, but that but you could run it. Ho ho.

That's what Zack, come on, Zack. Zack, 17 seconds for the rest of your life. Stomp on their throw, Zack.

I believe all three timeouts, Zack. We cannot let them attempt a field goal. That's good. They ran it out. That's good.

That's really good. That's really good. 14 seconds, Zack. Am I running? Oh, what a game.

What am I running here, boys? We're We're preventing or we What? What do you think? We go.

You got a sense of people, but you also have to push a linebacker back. Say that again, James.

So, drop drop your drops. Drop your secondary. That's not what we wanted to do.

Drop your secondary. Drop your secondary. Drop your secondary. Drop your secondary.

Time out. Time out. All right. Good time out. Good time. Good time out. Good time out.

Cover six works. But what do we think works? Works. Like if that works. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Cover four.

Yeah. Cover four. Cover four. Cover. The start of the All right. Now, take a take a linebacker. Pick a linebacker. Go to the 50.

Legit. Yeah. Keep running. Keep running. Pick that. Oh my god. It's okay. That's good.

I don't think you should be calling Crips. What about prevent you guys to know?

Drop a guy all the way back. What about prevent you guys to know that was just an audible response.

Smart memes. Smart memes. That's fine. That's great. That's great. We'll give that up all day.

Now playing prevent now. You go prevent. Yeah. Manual prevent. Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Nice. Go. Way to win a ball game, boys. Classic. Great game. That was a instant classic.

They didn't want us to win that game. What a game. What a game. That was an instant classic. What a game.

What a sick. So sick. All right, set up. Wait, I want to see that. There we go. We won that game. Damn landing. Look at you. We're going on to the next one. And we got Sadique.

And we got Sadique. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Set up the next game. Who are we playing? Uh, Indiana. Indiana. All right. I'm going to take a piss. Set up next game. Maybe

way to go, Zach. Same to you, memes. I didn't do anything. You did you. I'm just sitting.

You guys were calling plays from up top. That That's so important. Memes. No, don't downplay that for a second. I'm I am downplaying

the immediate disg. That's why you're Yeah, that's why you're the coach. What are your thoughts on people saying you're going to overtake Ducks?

Oh, I'm just happy to be part of the team right now because we're having a great like we're winning game. We're winning football program right now and that's what matters.

A lot of people are saying you're uh you're going to leave for Michigan. What are your thoughts at?

No thoughts. What happened? I said people are saying you're leaving for Michigan.

We're working ducks right now. Memes. All right. Right now. Can I get a quack? Quack.

Quack. Great. Let's get some quacks in the chat. Quack quack. Quack in the chat if you got them. Quack them if you got them, boys.

Quack them if you got Kein tweeted about Mincy. Are we funny? We homer away here.

We are still away. We're away the whole time. We're going to be playing Indiana. Maxi Max. The Maxi Max.

Going the wrong way. What uniforms do you want to wear that shirt? We do have some great choices here.

We We have a lot of choices. All the choices. Maybe we just play around with the choices.

We earned the right to some good swagger. Yeah. Let's see. Jerry, choose what you like Jerry.

I like I like everything they got. Everything. All right, Jerry. Jerry, put the uniform together.

What? Put the uniform together. Put the uniform together. No, you just What? What? What did I just do?

Big time. Go big. You want one of these? What a [ __ ] win, boys. Those are the wins that just that that's Doug's legacy win. What are we doing? I like Doug. Are we going to go yellow again? I think we got to go something different.

All right. Here. Let me get it. Nightmare. You like Nightmare. Like Nightmare. Nightmare's good. Nightmare's good.

Eggshell. What do they look best? Oh, I like those. Homefly. You like this memes? Yeah, that might be that might be a later round. We got we got to earn those.

A natty round. Yeah, they're all good. Alternate heroes. Alter. I like this one. Huh?

Yeah. Just make sure they're not white. They're in red. They're in white. White.

Okay. Where's this game? Uh Peachb. We've made it to the Peach Bowl once, right?

Mhm. Yep. That was with JMU Indiana. That's right. This is the same JMU path. What's Max eating?

Maximum Uh, carrots. Yeah, carrots. Uh, we just got a donation from the chat. They said, "Put Evan Stewart at wide receiver."

Okay. Evan Stewart at wide receiver. And then they said, "Go Ducks." Ducks. Van Carter. There you go.

Thanks for the 499. Shout out Carter. Pregame hog reveal this. Zack, let's go. Zack, that was huge. Zack,

you won that game for us. We were dead. We all We all I was dead. That's the type of wind that can propel us.

Strip. What do we do? Nando. Is it covered by speed, man? Is that Nando? Great job, Zack.

Great job. That's so much more work to do tonight. Dom, you got the prep sheet? Oh, what a hit.

Dom, is the prep sheet ready for night? All right, time to get a big stop. Nice. Nice. They're going to punt back.

They're punting. Zack punt. Take those stops all day. The worst part about starting a new game is I have to find my two plays. We'll get back to him.

Yeah, but I do have to find this. Looking for wheels. We're looking for levels.

We're turning this to the house. Uh, and then Oh, yeah. What are we doing? Coaching.

Coaching. Depart. Who's Who's going in? Evan Stor to where? Wide receiver. Where?

91 was on the bench. Where's this catch? We need guys who can catch. I'm at the three spot.

Where's the catch? Catch. Is this catch? Catch 88. 88. 88. Why is he not number one?

He's a 91 overall. Should I put him number one? Who would you take out? Well, take out the third guy and then just switch him around

and then put maybe Benson. Okay. All right. 91. That's crazy. That's I got key injuries to them in real life.

Try to follow my blocks. Is it levels? No. Is it bash? Yeah, me is yours. Okay. Okay. It's going to block.

Yeah. Yes. Okay. You have to Where's this guy? We put Stewart. Is that his name? Let's get him working. Let's get this 91 speed working. Let's get this 91 speed working. Oh. He did look fast.

Oh, he looked really fast. Where was the play that I ran that had the X open on the sideline, Jared?

That was in the uh gun. That was in empty wide. Empty bunch wide. Drive wheel. Couple plays in there. You like

Stewart. Stewart's good. Stewart. Stewart. Damn. This offense got to shout out. What was the guy's name?

Carter. Carter Duck. Carter Duck. Carter Duck coming in huge for the boys. Sadique territory.

Locking the ducks. Yeah. Ducked up. Sad. That was easy. See you. See you. His team is rolling.

Are you not locked in on the box? Seven. Seven, boys. Let's go. Starting to hum. We're starting to hum.

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Defense need time to show up. Listen, Zach is on straight drives. Three straight drives has been on fire.

Defense been showing up. That's fine. That's not going to kill us. Runs like that.

They're scared. They're scared. One move away from just a lot of open field. Miss

user defle video with the pass. This guy This guy's shifty. Who's this guy? He's moving.

Jerry's doing Steeler scouting right now. All right, Zach. Let's bend don't break. Pen don't break. Let's keep him out of the end zone.

All right. All right. The carry not happening. Catch is happening. All right. All right. Second and seven. Just get a negative play here.

Stop looking at me. What are you eating? I just have a little snack. Orange carrot.

These things are 75 calories. Oh, get him. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sit down. Try. Try.

All right. Come on. Feel like they're going to run here, right? Do you feel like they're going to run?

You're a matter of wrong. It's okay. Oh no, they're going for it. Why are they doing that?

Oh, I hate that so much. No, you got this. I hate that. Why are they doing that?

I hate this so much. I just I just They shouldn't have went for that. That's [ __ ] that they went for that

all the way off your seat. That's [ __ ] that they went for that. Damn it. It's our side.

We're good. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Exactly. Remember you had three. The only reason we're here is because of you.

Remember that. Pieces. You couldn't have given up that terrible fourth down conversion where you just ran your defender away from yards receiver if you didn't get that pick last game. I like I like the spin there.

Yeah, I appreciate that spin. That doesn't happen. Can I say something? What' you say?

Been a really long time. No, that that mean you're just playing smart football play yet? I love it.

Nice. Why not? Might be cool. See you. Wow. Yes. Come on. I was [ __ ] holding down that R trigger so [ __ ] hard. Oh,

just trying to get every juice out of it. What a momentum swing. Such a huge swing.

Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, all right. All right. All right. Monster. That's how you answer.

They play our game. Monster. I want the strip. So bad. Shrimp. The strip. One time.

Oh, thought I was going to get that guy. All right. No, I don't I can't get I can't get beat deep. Can't get beat deep. Spread them. Slam them. That's fine.

Completely fine. I like fine. I like that play. I like Jerry, when are you going to make a play?

Right now. Got to make a play. Got to make a play. I I I'm just trying to motivate.

Get outside. Get outside. Yes. See, right. All right, second quarter. Second mental strength.

Everyone knows what I'm doing for my mental strength. They running to play. Okay.

What the [ __ ] What do you think? They're going to do something quick, right? Maybe something quick in the flat.

I need a flat play. I need something flats. Cover my flats. Come on. What are we doing? Let's go. Okay. I like Oh,

what happened? I don't I don't like the play I just picked. That's your Oh, nice.

Gerard. Excellent. needed to be easy. What a [ __ ] beast. I I feel like the hot hand defensive coordinator works so well. You guys have a couple. You guys always have a stop in you.

Yeah, you just got to find it. Look at this field position. Who got ball first? Did we?

We We got the rock first. All right. This is where I have to be I have to really button it up because we have all the momentum. We have the field position. Let's just [ __ ] let's be great.

Let's go belt to ass. Really? Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Yeah. Everything's working on this team, though.

We're playing downhill football, boys. We're playing downhill football. No, not downhill.

Indiana got ball first. Indiana got ball first. Wow, boys. No, I think it's too much time, right?

What a guy. All right, we need this first down bad, guys. We need this first down bad.

We definitely can't kick a field goal. I don't think so. Try. Got him. Die. Yes, sir.

[ __ ] you. Oh, I'm humming. I'm humming. This is fun. This is how we catch blow boys.

Find it very odd to Yep. Cherry, let's go. Let's get another stop. Let's go. BTA.

Yeah. Come on now. Instead of going left, right, left. Okay. this. Okay. Oh, armor around lockout.

I know. I know. I don't want to get greedy with it, though. You know what I mean? I'm spamming. I'm get beat up. Let's go.

Here we go. I kind of want to blitz them. Yeah, middle of the field is going to be wide open, boys. So, just but just trust. Okay. Yep. I called it. I knew it. Hey, you got to take a shot. You got you got some you got some.

Ah, [ __ ] No, I don't want that guy. All right, JJ. All right, this is where I make my money.

Who got ball first? They did. Nice. So, we got to just try to If we get a stop here, this is where Jerry makes his money. Never seen that at the end.

Oh, he got you with the screen. Max, remind me we got to work on the screen. Scream.

It's got to work once, right? It's got to work once. Oh, no. We don't Oh, we do have running. Oh, is that it?

Pass the line. Yeah. Yep. Nice Jerry. Same. Same. Cover one down here. Cover one. Shift. Oh, they didn't like that. You sir.

Jerry, all right. All right. All right. You're still on, Jerry. That was great defense.

That was great defense. Tough field goal spot. Push it. Push it. Push it. Push it.

All right. Let's try to get some points. We had a glitch before last week, boys. Boys, let's let's let's just be smart here.

There were a couple glitches last week. Only thing that can hurt us is a turnover. Remember when we would get turnovers on downs and it would just go to the 20?

Yeah. Yes. The only thing they can I'm going to run the ball to start. Is that a good idea?

Cuz like I'm okay going into halftime with this with with the ball back, right?

Yeah. We got some cloth. Don't play too conservative. I'm I'm not angry to fail. Now we're looking at every angle. That's good. Yes sir.

This guy's a beast. All right. All right. All right. Hey, it's good throw away.

[ __ ] you. Good throw away. Stewart 99. Look at that. Look at that first half.

193 and three Tuds. Yep. Sadique open down the field. play. Great. Wow. The first half.

All right. That was stupid. Big. That was stupid. I have to admit that was stupid. I shouldn't have I was just trying to sneak. I was trying to get one and they weren't even thinking.

I was going to tweet it out trying to get What do we do here, boys? Should we Should we Should we waste clock?

Should we kick a field goal? If we if we waste clock if I don't get this. Should I waste clock? I've used one timeout.

You could snap. I got like Who's Who's our defender? Sadique. Sadique. Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. We can run it. We can run it. We can run it. We have the whole playbook.

Yep. The entire playbook. And we're deep enough that, you know, not too compressed.

I'm going to call timeout if this run doesn't go in, right? Got it. Yes. Get there.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Domination. Domination. And we get ball back. Jesus. Get the [ __ ] out of here, Indiana.

ABC. ABC. Shout out. Shout out. Duck. Char. Charlie. D. Charlie Duck. Carter Duck.

Changed the entire scope of this offense. Putting Stewart in there. Carter Duck.

Do we go two clock second half? Oh yeah. Have to. I like that. Oh yeah. Yep. As long as we don't give up points here, Jar.

Yeah. Good spot. Oh yeah. [ __ ] ball throw [ __ ] All right. Now I got scared. I got scared.

I got to bring this guy back. Bring him back. I shouldn't have said you had two timeouts.

All right. All right. Let it go. Let it go. Oh. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. What are we doing? Everybody get back. Everybody get back.

Oh no. Run. He died on the goal line. [ __ ] it. Oh god. No time. No time. No time. No time. No time. No time.

Way to be, Jerry. Way to be, Jerry. Time out. A great timeout. That was crazy. What a [ __ ] race, boys. That two-point conversion from last game changed everything.

Oh, yeah. Pick the big pick. Zach's pick was Zach was it figured out the playbook two lane

was getting weak wait we should try to end the game from this drive stop at the first down I love Yeah.

Never give him the ball back. Never give the [ __ ] They can't stop them. Make them.

I think there's a world where we can on one drive. I don't think so. No. It goes down right here.

Down here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get down to three minutes. Me. So disrespectful to run two o'clock this early, but it's just I mean I'm just

stopped it. We're on to the nanny. We're on to We're on to the nanny. We're on to get there. Let's go.

We got to beat the Buck guys. Yikes. All right. Third and four. Did it last year?

Jerry. Yo, we haven't talked to you since Steelers won and I had Where Where's your head at?

Oh, they're all the way back. Sup? Since they're beating the Lions. They're all the way. Yeah, we're beating the Lions.

Everybody thinks Dan Campbell coming off a loss. They're going to bury the Steelers. Steelers are frauds. Well, I do think the Steelers I kind of believe that as well,

you know, but that's what they want. That's what they want. I have a question for you.

This one's a little bit more personal. Mhm. Uh Kenneth Gainwell, do you have an Would you like to make an apology?

Yeah. I mean, I was wrong. I was wrong about Kenneth. You not No, I will say this. I wasn't wrong because I never said

No, you were out on I I never said he sucked. You were out on I was out on the edition. I was Yeah, I wasn't. He's been the best thing to happen all this year probably. And so

I like Kenny goes first though. Yeah, Kenny's running back one. I know. He's beast.

Oh, this is real life injury. He's literally running back. Both sides of the both sides of the ball.

It's crazy. Or uh both sides. I don't know what I'm saying. What are you talking

off running and catching? Oh yeah. You're just word mashing. Oh yeah. I'm just button mashing but with words.

He might he might lead the Steelers in yards. You're probably not. How would I force?

What a domination this game. This was so We got to tighten up though, boys, for the nasty

big game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. brand new game. Now he's going to be tough. Hey, did you see that picture that was floating on Twitter? It was the Heisman. Everybody was talking to people and the quarterback from Ohio State was by himself. It was only one quarter.

Yeah, that was real. That wasn't AI, right? Julian know what I'm saying? Is he made out of parkour?

Yeah, I'm saying. Julian know what I'm saying? Know what I'm saying? Oh no. Sit him down. Sit him down. You were Duke.

Honestly, that's a good that's a good team. That was a good one to throw. That was

Get it out of the way before just telegraphed it. And we still that the whole quarter gone.

That was a great drive. Yeah. Now their chew was locked kind of. tech. I mean, clock is going. It's not as fast as it was going for us. Whoa.

That was on me. I started talking to Jerry about Steelers. I got to get back to that. I wanted it.

It's all right. I'm just playing man. Time. We're up three scores. Yeah. They want to beat me, they can beat me. Go ahead. Beat me against.

You want to beat me? Beat me. Come on. Ref got in my way. Yeah, ref got in my way there.

I'm going to the house here. Oh god. Ducks Van Carter with another with another uh

I was the knock. Go Ducks. Fire hired big cats to replace Jo. Lur lurk lurk. Lurk lurk lurk.

No lurk. All right. All right. All right. All right. Hey, that's fine. That's fine. Do you think they're going on side this early or no?

I mean, I'm I'm like three I'm three first downs away. Yeah, we're 2:00 on Oh, they they did get on side.

Okay. All right. Just got to get it. Just got to get it. That's it. Oh, nice. Special.

Oh, yeah. We're chilling. We're still chilling. You can kick up to the goal. You got it. It's maybe good practice rep.

That's not a bad idea. Is chew not on? It is waiting trying to get a stop here.

Let's go. Let's go. Win. Let's go. Win. One first down. Yeah. Oh no. Well, I guess it doesn't matter. Oh, that that was that an injury timeout? That's [ __ ]

Oh no. Oh my god. That's a one stop, Zach. One stop. We're good. One. We're good, Zach. One stop.

And things are We're fine. Keep them in. Things are changing, boys. We are in a different game.

We had our natty shirts out and everything. I still got mine I still got mine out.

You still got yours out? Yeah, I still got mine out. That's fine. Yeah, they're dead. They're dead.

They're alive. No. No. No. Zack, come on. We just got to keep things transparent.

Throttled them this game. This is like Indiana last year in the Notre Dame game.

Listen. Yeah, they're going to get their yards, but they're going to take their time.

Get on the other side of the two-minute warning. They got to use a timeout and we just recover an onside kick.

They only have to score two touchdown. All right, I guess. Don't Don't even say it. Don't even say it. Look, this this drive has taken him a long time to go down the field.

Yeah. Great. Yes. Great tackle to the good tackle. Good tackle. I don't We didn't really come out in the second half. I'm going to I'm going to be honest with us if we're scouting.

We relax. I would I'm I'm still on to the natty. This is fine. Yeah, I agree. waste of time.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You might have to say that.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go for two. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Let me go.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. The score. It was 28-10. with the ball in the red zone to start the fourth quarter.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh boy. All right. Get a first down. Yeah. No, we got to recover the outside kick.

Yeah. Yeah. Bloods. That's a great stop. That's a huge stop. Massive. Huge. Massive. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. No. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Holy [ __ ]

That was insane. I thought they got it. I thought they got it, too. I thought they got it, too.

I got to be honest. If they got it, I was giving up a touchdown. Well, you still might need to play a little defense here, Jar. That's

what Oh, they got one time out. No, one first down ends the game. Yeah, there we go.

That's it. One first down ends it. Come on. We're in such a different place. I'm still on to the natty.

Oh my god. I do like the dude. What is it? Why are they running into each other?

I don't like I don't like this, man. You got to get it first. You got to get it first. It's going to be like 30 seconds. Jerry,

that's so that's a lot of time. Remember Hail Mary play tipped on the air. Should I have run here?

Yes. Nice. Natty. Natty. Natty. I was always on a natty. I never for a second. Never for a second.

I got nervous. What are we doing, boys? Oh, I should have kneel. I thought I thought I I I thought the fumble was coming there for sure.

Yeah. Natty. Let's go to the net. Let's go to the net. Let's go to the net. One more game.

Let's go, boys. Natty top. Natty. Never a doubt. Never a doubt. Buckeye. That was crazy.

That was That's yours, dude. You want a You want one of these? Yep. Where's the natty at?

Natty time. It's our time. Right here. You know what else I'm a little worried about? winning the Natty and then something crazy happening with JMU.

No, come on. JMU. That's We're going to just We'll just wipe him. We'll wipe him off the face.

The Natty is at Miami. All right. What What uniforms? The It has to be the All Blacks.

The Nightmare. Yeah, that's what we said, right? Yep. Time to learn, boys. We have to win this game. Ohio State going down.

Zack, do you understand? Going down. Zack, do you understand? We got this, Max.

What is this? I believe. Do you believe? I believe. When do we have a candle on here?

Seems like a Seems like a pick thing. Which ones were they? I think you going dark out.

I know it's fly era, but I think we uh we was this. No, I think we're fly era, but we we messed with some [ __ ]

Flyer. Keep going. Yes, it's these. We're going black cleat or white. Black cleat. I don't know. Whatever you want.

Let's see the black. They look slow. Yeah, it looks slow. I like that. You like these?

Yeah. Okay, let's go win a natty. One trophy right here for the cleats. Let's pull some shells.

So, either if we win the natty, we'll go play JMU. If we lose to Natty, we'll uh stream again after the new year trying to win a Natty. The the process will continue to go. Where are we at?

Uh Miami. Miami. Yummy. Yummy. Orange bowl. Yeah. Oh, wait. No. No. So, click national champship chip.

Yeah. Yeah. How? Keep going. How many bulls are there? Jesus Christ. A lot of bowls.

It's a million bowls. Learning about bowl games. What's up? There it is. Going for a natty.

Going for natty bound. And then if we win the if we beat Ohio State, we have to go retroactively go play JMU to solidify.

But in real life, it's it's [ __ ] the ducks. In real life. In real life. In real life.

These are computer ducks. Yeah, these are computer ducks. You crazy? No, I We were trying to win with Miami. We got house by Georgia.

Zack had the biggest interception ever. We were down seven in the quarterfinals.

Minute and 40 left. He picked it off. He scored two-point conversion. Uh I don't

Let's just show Let's just get the game. It was so long though. Just say yes. Can we get slider Heisman check? Yeah, let's get a Heisman check before the game starts just for the chat.

How do I do that? Options. Options. Oh, I got to change my receiver settings. Settings.

Highs. We haven't touched anything. We got honor in the gameplay. Coaching. Coaching. Coaching. Coaching.

Yep. Come on. And then depth chart. Yep. And then we're going to put We're looking for 91 on wide receivers.

We can switch if you want with Casper. We talked about And then Brian Stewart McDaniel trying to keep his job.

You think that's what it is? Yeah. Showing people I care. You like Quinn. All right, boys. Let's run some offense.

Floow. What's that? Quinde. Yeah. Translation. What does that mean? Hey, Jeremiah Smith.

Who's that? He's really good. He burned us last time we played him, right? Zack kind of looks like Quinn.

Is that true, Zack? I would need I would need Zach looks like that guy on everything.

Oh, yeah. That's what that That's Zach. Matt, it means where's my play that I like?

His name is also Zack. He also does. That'll be an empty bunch. No, he does very few.

Empty bunch. Why wide? Oh, that's correct. The tiny ones. Oh my god. We're establishing the run so early.

Good gun. Do this first. Formation. Yeah. Oh, no. I didn't like that. We just been riding Sadi. Oh my god.

And we're riding them. Break it. Flint's in the middle. All right. What is it? Empty. What?

It's empty bunch wide. What is that crew out of gun? Yeah. So, formation guns, right? I forget that. That's a That's a

It is a wild crew though. That's a wild It it looks like the most random crew in all of Bartool. Yeah, it does.

Nicki Smokes, Brandon Walker, Frank the Tank. What are you doing? Yep. Here we go.

Talking fins. I'm talking fins. Really? Oh [ __ ] The play I wanted. That was bad.

Three yards. cuz they were coming too. Nothing wrong with three yards. Big three.

Stewart. Stewart. Steuart. Little Is he Is he short? Short. Stewart Stewart. No.

Why is this saying we can't have injuries at all? Yes. Oh, that was massive. Wow. That makes me think that

all wers are hurt or right here. Yeah, but they haven't played a team like J. What's up, Jerry?

Come on, Jerry. I was uh I was texting that he's not super confident. Okay. He's probably scared of Bob. went for it. Okay. All right.

Remember Jeremiah Smith? That's the Remember Jeremiah Smith. Wide receiver, right?

Jeremiah Smith. Number four. Eliminate number four. Let's get into some good game scripts.

Is there any settings I can do to like Well, we're playing with the lead. Come on, J.

I know. I need a setting to like Oh, I just b a setting to do what? [ __ ] it up.

Oh, good. Oh, save it. Way to save it. Nice. All right. Come on. Come on. What's the setting?

I don't know what setting setting talk it out. I need I want to I want to double this guy.

Everybody's wide open. Get him. Get the quarterback. Computer do it. Yes. So, if you go to man coverage, there is a double wide receiver one.

Computer do it. Starting four. Where at me? Uh, man coverage. Yeah, go down. Please on third and four, boys.

It's on me. It's on me. Hand off. This is a good chunk play. Blitz. Okay, going at him.

Let's go, Jerry. That's how you tackle JJ. That's how you tackle. Jerry, come on, Jerry.

What a [ __ ] play, man. That was scary. Let's go get seven. Let's get a [ __ ] 140 lead. I'm returning it to the house.

I like that confidence. Hey, at least we didn't fumble. I like that confidence.

That was a lot of confidence. That could have been a fumble. Some undue confidence.

That very well could have been a fumble. What's it Wednesday? It feels like Thursday,

does feel like Thursday. Yeah, get there. Oh, I should have let him go a little bit longer.

It's okay. Good game. Game one. You hate game one. Love him. You hate Kenny? I I don't like Kenny because I I always bet Jim Ward to do things.

It's not good for me. Yet because I know the week I switch it's going to it's going to switch on you.

Yeah. So, I'm going to bet. It's all I think about whenever I hear Kenny Greenwalk. I I think about Max telling Jerry, "You hate Kenny?" Yeah. You guys say that four times a week.

Yeah. There we go. Oh yeah. Good block downfield. That was good. That was Yep. Oh yeah.

N you that was that was going to get the attack on no matter what. Good play. Sometimes you just got to say good play and not think.

Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. This team This team This team is different. This team is different. Ever since Zach's pick

was always get in. All right. Good. Should I sneak it twice? Should I sneak it twice?

Double up. Oh, that can't I I still can't believe that Texas that game. Yeah, they didn't want to change.

I sneaked a PFT on uh second and goal. They gave us a touchdown, then they reviewed it, took it off, then I sneaked it again, fumbled in the end zone.

Oh, no. We're covered by them. Yeah. Yes, sir. That's tough. While the review was happening, we were just having discussions about going for two and then it just came back and be like, "Hey, you didn't score."

Arian had a good rule change the other day. It reminded me of your uh if you land in the end zone, it's a safety rule.

Yeah. He said that it should just be wherever you land. There should be no forward progress.

Yeah. No, I agree. Yeah. Everywhere on the field. Yeah. Yeah. Forward progress is stupid.

Then I thought about a Ford picking up Kyler Murray. Yeah. This guy's picking throwing them back.

Yeah. No, this is this is this is how you get the strip. This is the punch out.

Punch out. Come on, Jar. I think that's the heat on. Keep the heat on him. Jar, if you stop here,

we're we're cooking. Take care of flex. Not over the top. Run the ball you want. You're down 14.

Did you see this GM that the Nats hired from the Phillies? A GM underneath our director of baseball operations you got from the Red Sox.

Oh, that's Jeremiah. Tommy. Tommy. That's Jeremiah. I wasn't looking at him. I wasn't looking at him.

31y old. That's good. It's okay. We're geniuses. We just flee the websockets. The problem with the problem with how we coach and how we operate

and this is why we could never be real coaches. When we're up 14 nothing, I'm like game over.

In my head, I'm like, this is going to be the easiest thing ever. I still think that way.

Even now, we got ball first over. Oh, yeah. That's different. That means Zach's going to have to make a play.

Big drive right here. One play at a time. Is that cool, Zach? Got a lot of plays doing it against the defense, but I got you.

Got you. Now that we stop, it's okay. We'll just run that play to our tight end.

What? Yeah, it's a tight end play. Get up. Yeah. Dude, Carlton Duck. Carter. Carter Duck. Shout out Carter Duck. Got

his name wrong every time. It's a different name every time. Just Carter Duck. Some Duck fan in the chat told us to We had this guy Stewart on the bench and he's like, "He's the fastest player. You have to have him as a wide receiver. He's been a game changer. His name's Duck.

No, Carter Duck. He's just That's his username. Oh, okay. He's a He's He's getting a ring

for sure. Big part of this. That's the guy. And that's the guy. He's so funny. Where's my uh concepts? No.

If they can make it through Ju. Where's the empty? What is it? Empty empty. I'm thinking about ordering cookies for the boys before the stream

Saturday. Would you guys want Is that Is that the one that comes with the little

the rolls? Oh, no. No. Oh, he got bumped. You got to get him, Dan. You got to get the quarterback. Go over Dan. Yeah.

Do it. Tackle, dude. He got bumped. Good tackle. It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm distracting. I'm distracting everybody. I'm taking everybody off mission. I'm sorry. Where's the instant replay?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Where's the instant replay? Uh, it it won't be there yet.

I have to go to like a half second in the That was so bad. Wait till you go. No, you probably go to

Dude, look at this. Look at how bad he got bumped. Can we call something here, refs?

He hit a dro That's absolutely poor officiating. That's bad, guys. [ __ ] us. We just This is the problem with this room. We just [ __ ]

There's a lot of f We're We're fine. Nice. Oh, I thought that was a big It should have been. I thought that was

It should have been. It should have been. It should have been. Sorry. We We basically said we won it.

I'm sorry. Wrong play. Not good. Not good enough. But it's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. I [ __ ] this up. I threw that pick.

Points here. We're in control. They get the ball. Yeah, but we're in control still. Think about it.

All right, let's get a perfect drive. I like that meme. We're in the second. You know what I mean?

Should I run the ball at all or no? I I like the style of Yeah, you got plenty of time.

The run's been looking good. Yeah, I agree. got to move. We got away from that play. Great first down. Great first down. What play?

The mesh play. Yeah, you been calling a different mesh. Nice. With a hole. With a hole, man. There we go. Yeah, I need I need as little time as possible. Okay,

I'm running the rock, boys. Well, how little Oh no. How little of time, Jerry. Oh no.

Oh no. Wait, what happened? Did they recover? I recovered. Nice. You sure? Yeah.

Yeah. He's down. So down. Come on, ref. What are we doing? Ohio State's challenging.

What are they challenging? They're going to lose. What? What? He's down obviously.

And we got the ball. The ball. All right. All right. All right. I don't know what the [ __ ] I need less than 16 seconds. I got to get a first down. Sherry Oh no.

All right. No time out. No timeout. Got three of them. Come on, Steuart. This is your play. This is your play, Stewart. This is your play.

Bumped. He's still at B. All right. All right. What do we do? Time out. And then and then

go quick play. And then I'm calling a timeout after this. Oh my god. No. They call the timeout.

I think you're short. I got to go. QB sneak. Yeah. Nice. You can use one. Yeah, that was nerf. Oh no. Got a piss.

What a read D. Yep. with the wait for him. Yes. What a drive. And there's less than 16 seconds.

Yep. Yep. Ran the ball down their throat on that drive. Yes. 14 seconds here. I like that right. I got free guy running.

Oh, okay. I need a code suggestion. Couple four. Everybody get back. Everybody get back. us.

What? Why did you use the timeout? [ __ ] Scared me. No. No. You're playing defense.

Yeah, I know, but they're they're kneeling. They're scared. They're scared. Scared. Scared. All right, you're staying on. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.

That was That was strong. That's a confidence boost going in second. Yeah. Yeah. They get the ball. Yes.

Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Pass through real quick. Mhm. More opportunity to shut him down.

Yep. See how they didn't want to do anything. I made it. I dare you to throw it.

All right, let's go, boys. We're two quarters away from a natty. Nope. Nope. That's not good. Okay. Not bad. Okay. Okay. Run. Run. Run. Run. I don't think the strip works in this game, by the way.

A couple times. Like, who was there? Yeah. It just [ __ ] I don't want to give it to you.

Oh, there you go. Chair. Chair. If you guys stop here, we're national champions.

I'm good. Maybe not. But we're we sing to the house. Screen. Nice frazzled. No, no, nobody was even on that guy.

That's Jeremiah Smith, dude. You don't even It's Jeremiah Smith. I was I was playing with the safety. I should have

Jerry. That's Jeremiah Smith. We love that touchdown three times. Well, I I You don't give a [ __ ] about the middle of the field.

No, that's I keep using that safety and it's just that sounds like a guy that you shouldn't be using.

Yeah, I can't use a safety. That's Jeremiah Smith. No, you don't need to cover.

He was a key to the game. He was a key to the game. the the one guy that's that was that was too fast.

Yeah, we needed they scored in 30 seconds. Less I think less. Oh my god. Jerry.

I mean Jerry. Listen, it's on me. Everything's on me. We talked about Jeremiah Smith.

I know. And nobody and nobody gave me the double. I needed a I need a doubles. Oh, if you got that block 18

work. Okay. Listen, we're more impressive. Short-term never happened. Shot him down.

I like being on third down. That scared the [ __ ] out of me. Wow. Third downs. We hit those, right, Z?

We hit those. We do guys. Nope. No. Yeah. What is that conversation? Oh no. No.

Oh my goodness. Oh no. Oh my goodness. That was the worst pick I've ever thrown. That was the worst pick I've ever thrown. back foot, falling away, mashed three different buttons.

You just panicked. I panicked. I absolutely panic. I I almost want to look at a replay. I don't think there was anyone even close.

There was a guy open, but I just I mashed all four buttons at the same time. [ __ ] man.

What was that, dude? What was that? Zach, it's up to you, man. Oh god. Oh no. Oh my god.

All right, let's take a Let's take Let's just take a breather. Let's take a breather. Take a breather. Take a breather.

Where are we at right now? Where are we at right now? Because right now looks like you're melting down.

You called Jerry? Yeah. He doesn't know what defense he's running. Let's we we all got to get on the same page.

All right. I'm going to run the ball to the right and then I'm going to go Sadique to the left. We're going to get a first down and then we're going to start humming.

Yep. All right. Good. This This was a good This was a good timeout. Oh my god. That was That was like a real life timeout.

Real life in a row. Yep. There we go. First nice. There we go. There we go. There we go.

Time out. Great timeout. We needed that. Yes, we did. We need that problem really bad.

Yeah, I'm basically the big dom of this program. We appreciate the help. We need

Who was open? X was open. Wide open. Wide open. I don't want to say it, but I don't.

You should say it. Dex now. Oh, too late. Too late. It's too late. Contested. Too late. It's too late.

I don't think that I don't think the in real timeout did anything. I think we're right back to where we were.

You You can't be thinking that way. We're going. Where are we going? Wow. So big. Wow.

So money. We're good. We're back. We're good. We're good. Was on the line. Stewart.

Stewart. I know that was Dorin Moore. Stewart. Another one. Both of our running backs are hurt now.

That's okay. We got like four. No. Oh, no. It's okay. It's okay. Better than a pick.

I got to throw that earlier. Who's hurt? Malachi. Hughes. Mai. They're covering Sadique.

Okay. They're covering Sadi. They're not covering. Oh my god. What? Ducks Van Carter. Trust what you got here, big cat. Seven minutes for the rest of your life. Let's put a body on Jeremiah Smith and we are back.

No. No. Not even close. I didn't see that guy. I didn't see that guy. Zack, you can get a pick. You've done it before. You can get a pick.

Oh my god. This is all falling apart. How do you drop that on third down? You can get a pick.

It's all uh This is all falling apart. Yeah, it is. Yeah fast. Zach, you could be the guy.

I don't know. It just fell apart so fast. So quick though. Yeah, it just feels like

I was playing such perfect ball for like it's just the pressure gets to me. I'm just a [ __ ] when it comes down to the pressure.

Okay. Okay. Get a little pressure and I just [ __ ] fold. Hate myself. Nice. All right. There you go. All right, Zach.

One time. One time for the one time. Oh, no. We need more pressure. Oh, yeah. It's okay. It's okay, guys. We're go line.

No, it's actually it's not none of that. We're such a goal line team, big guys. I promise you today we're goal line team.

Memes need some deep shots. Figure out the deep shots now. We're chucking. We're chucking, boys. We got to chuck.

You know, we have to chuck. There's nothing else we can do at this point. I like that. I like that X play. We got to hit him quick and it's got to be a dark pass.

We got to chuck. Like, as soon as the X passes the cornerback, you got to throw it. The vibes are so high.

Yeah. All right. Gun. Empty base trio. All right. Hold on. No. No. I need Steuart to just break a 90 yard touchdown. That's pretty much it. Got to take a slant of the house. That's That's pretty much it, buddy.

Why didn't you say it, Jerry? Say it next time. What did I step on? Oh. Oh, no. Oh no.

You stepped on it. All right. Okay. Just put it away. Put it away. Nice. Nice. Nice. Stop.

We got to score. We have to. All right. Tell me when X is going to be open. Yes. He's going to be open this play. Yes.

Now. No. No. I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] up. I can't I didn't want to say it. I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it.

Every time that I don't throw it to X, you're like, "Oh, X was wide open." I'm not saying it.

Say it. Got him. He had him. I'm not. Oh [ __ ] What? Whoa. What? Something just like electrocuted.

Get electrocuted. I don't know. They just came so fast at us. Boys, it might be over.

No, we can get this. It might be over. Listen. Three yards, dude. It might be over. Listen, we score, stop, and we score again. We could do this.

We're in a place where we need to pick six. It's the only thing that could save us. Where did I [ __ ]

It's time to lurk, J. It's time to lurk. Where? I got I got to lurk, boys. I'm sorry. me at

Y. There you go. There you go. I like that. Like that. Put that body on it. Jared,

I really like that. Jared, he don't cover. Why is he not wide open? Clock stop. Clock stop. That's big. computer do something.

Nope. All right. I didn't even touch I don't know how the computer. It's not our dad. No. Yeah. This This one's over.

All right. We'll be back after the new year to try to win a natty. We have to win one.

Listen, we've been getting closer and closer and closer. I have a So, do we now we're going to see who wins and just use those teams or

Yeah, take a shot. Let's just Let's just feel something. I agree. Let's take a shot.

I'm going to run the same play until we hit it. The Xplay. Oh. Oh, the screen. No, we're going to run this Xplay because we just can't This is a good setup where they're at.

It's got to be a dart pass though. The game though. Yeah. Nope. Don't got it. Don't got it.

Good. See, that's a good read. Feel that X. It doesn't matter. Feel the X. Just feel the X.

Feel it. Nope. Nope. Nope. Look. Look. Look. We're getting nine yards of clip. This play might

No. This play's good. It's only open when I don't throw it or when I throw it somewhere else.

Then Jerry retroactively says, "Yeah, it was open." Lob lob. Lob. Our guys can't catch. But guys can't catch.

They can't catch. They can't catch. I agree. Our guys suck. Our guys suck. And we got to hold it. I suck.

I mean, that was a perfect perfectly placed ball. He was always too long. This is depressing. We're so close.

Just play this place. Cuz it doesn't have to be X. No, it's got options. It's got a lot of options in it. But I'd love to hit X just once. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. See, this is where you're going to have to hit them in the middle. Now,

now. Oh, [ __ ] All right. 31. I'm looking at the replay of this pick six. It was a horrendous interception.

Horrendous. Horrendous. Let's play myself. Horrendous. That might have been the play for

that guy was open though. Oh, okay. Get in. Get in. Get in. I mean, what are we doing?

I mean, dude, we we get an onside kick. Why? Three interceptions really is a kill.

We have all of our timeouts and we just get score here and get the inside kick.

We're building for next year. We want to show that we didn't give up. Okay. Onside. Yep.

Go for two. Got to go for two. Got to go for two. So that could be the difference.

Raise your shoulders. No, I don't know if it happens. How do you get an onside kick in this?

Zack. Like Zack. Yeah, Zack. Give it a try. Give it a whirl. Zach's got our best hands.

Let's get two here. Okay. Nice. Yes, sir. Nice. Nice. Nice. Zack, put on the headphones.

Listen, we All right, we're going to we're going to walk you through the onside kick.

What' you say? We're going to walk you through the onside kick. Memes, why don't you come and do it?

You want to run this, memes? Memes, get in here. Do it. Come on, memes. Save the season.

Save the season, memes. Go, memes. Save the world. Save the season. Save the world. Oh god. You sit down. You got this. No, you got this. Sit down. Please sit down.

Thank you. Whatever you're most comfortable with. You got this. Dinner. Not yet. Oh,

close. Get a stop, Zack. Zack, get one. Stop. Get a pit. Oh, my memes. Come on. We're not giving up. We're not giving up.

Max wants us to give up. I do. We need to start. We need to start believing. Want you to give up.

We need to start believing. Okay, there you go. Okay. Right. Yeah. [ __ ] close.

That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. Get a stop here. Get a stop here. Two-minute warning. One more stop.

Nice. Okay. Yes. Out of bounds. Zack. That was massive, Zack. Doesn't matter. What are we doing, man? Like, I thought we we're we're a team.

We're a team. I got your back. You got our back. I'm just motivating you to This is when you play your pass.

Doesn't matter. Okay. All right. All right. Long field goal thinking about They're going for it. They're going for it. Come on, Zack.

I actually like that they're going for it. I love this. I love this. I like that they're going for it.

I love this, Zack. They might not be going for it. Let's see. I love this Zach. I love it. They're going to miss it.

Push it. Miss it. Miss it. Miss it. Miss it. Miss it. Miss it. Miss it. No. Short.

It's all right. Still two score game. Still still two score game. How much time is left?

Two minutes. Plenty of time. I don't think I should use any timeouts in this drive.

Then I need to go. No timeouts. How do I go? No huddle. Uh, triangle. Yeah, turbo mode.

Remember turbo? Yeah, don't go turbo. How do you do that? Oh, that deep attack.

Oh, where was that? So much more time possession. Insane interceptions. And the Jerry one play. Oh.

Oh, okay. All right. Hell of a season. That was a good way to end it. That was a good way to end it.

That was a good way to end it. That was good turbo time. Oh. All right. We'll see you guys after the new year. We're going to try to do it again.

[ __ ] Good run.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26"?

Dan Katz (Host), PFT Commenter (Host), Hank Lockwood (Host), Max Dolente (Host), Chris 'Memes' (last name unknown) (Host), Zack (last name unknown) (Guest), Jerry (last name unknown) (Guest), TJ (last name unknown) (Guest).

What is discussed in "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26"?

In order: 0:00 The Process, Malachi, Fiesta Bowl, Sixers; 15:00 Malachi; 30:00 Orange Bowl, Texas Tech; 45:00 Boise State, Jacksonville State; 1:00:00 Ali Sadique; 1:15:00 Ali Sadique, Alistister Stewart, Evan Stewart, Peach Bowl; 1:30:00 Alistister Stewart, Ali Sadique, Carter Duck, www.a.com/pob26; 1:45:00 Ali Sadique, Alistister Stewart, Carter Duck, Kenneth Gainwell; 2:00:00 Alistister Stewart, Carlton Duck, Carter Duck, Forward progress; 2:15:00 Alistister Stewart, Ali Sadique, Dorin Moore, Malachi; 2:30:00 Pick six, Gun Empty Base Trio, No huddle, Steuart.

What is mentioned in this Pardon My Take episode?

45 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Alistister Stewart, Ducks, X, Ali Sadique, Malachi, The Process. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Coach Duggs Tries To Win It All...Day 3 | College Football 26"?

The episode runs 2 h 44 min; the transcript is about 21,552 words in 838 timestamped sections.

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