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EAGLES FAN GETS TROLLED FOR 38 MINUTES AFTER TERRIBLE LOSS TO CHARGERS

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "EAGLES FAN GETS TROLLED FOR 38 MINUTES AFTER TERRIBLE LOSS TO CHARGERS", an episode of Pardon My Take published December 11, 2025 (39 min, about 8,135 words). It mentions 80 people, works and ideas, including Eagles, playoffs, Raiders, Lane Johnson, Monday Night Football.

What this episode is about

The Philadelphia Eagles suffered a close loss to the Los Angeles Chargers during Monday Night Football, prompting an in-depth analysis of the game and a humorous examination of group chat dynamics among fans and teammates. The discussion highlights the reactions of a frustrated Eagles supporter named Max, who dramatically left multiple group chats in response to the defeat, leading to a lighthearted exploration of the group's interactions and inside jokes.

Key takeaways

  • Chargers escape 'chargering' curse, secure playoff edge; Herbert channels his inner fearless warrior.
  • Group chat exits: rare move more dramatic than game analysis; digital 'do not disturb' chaos.
  • Chargers' defense stacks up, sacks seven times; sneakily plotting Chiefs' downfall with tactical wins.
  • Justin Herbert, the new 'Iron Hand,' shuns pain, barrels into heroics on the field.
  • Accuracy wars: Kickers battle for precision crown, Cameron Dicker now reigns; history constantly rewritten.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Eagles, group chat, Achilles, broken hand
  2. – 10:00: Eagles, defensive backs, hot mic, Joe Alt
  3. – 15:00: Eagles, DeVonta Smith, overtime, passer rating
  4. – 20:00: Eagles, Commanders, Lane Johnson, playoffs
  5. – 25:00: playoffs, Eagles, 12 days of game time, Adam Dunn
  6. – 30:00: Celtics, Dodson, Eagles, fantasy
  7. – 35:00: Eagles, 12 days of game time, Donkey, Italian-American community
  8. – 38:36: Donkey, hot seat cool throne, Philip Rivers

Notable quotes from "EAGLES FAN GETS TROLLED FOR 38 MINUTES AFTER TERRIBLE LOSS TO CHARGERS"

  • The Philadelphia Eagles lose to the Los Angeles Chargers on Monday Night Football. So, so close to doing an emergency pod, but we are here the next day recording ready to break it all.
    about Eagles · at
  • Group text. Then Jerry O'Connell left you we PFT texted and said, Did we win fantasy? And then you left that group text. I was thinking about starting to text every group text…
    about fantasy · at
  • Very precarious. And the Chargers feel like they have a strangle hold on getting into the playoffs. And Justin Herbert, just an absolute gamer.
    about playoffs · at
  • It downfield with his accuracy. underneath, he was great. I think he had like a perfect passer rating on throws that went under 10 yards. Y couldn't throw it downfield, but…
    about passer rating · at
  • Raiders. And they play on Sunday.
    about Raiders · at
  • QB1 is Jaylen Herz without Lane Johnson.
    about Lane Johnson · at
  • Because you can't you got to win football games to make the playoffs. But you do play the Raiders, the Commanders twice.
    about Commanders · at
  • I would like to see the Philip Rivers game. He'd be the guy from Up.
    about Philip Rivers · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Lane Johnson — Person · 3 mentions · first at
  • Philip Rivers — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Donkey — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    It's actually the donkey from Shrek, but we drew a bunny nose and whiskers on it to make Isn't that awesome?
  • Jerry O'Connell — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Because there was a moment when you left. So, you left the pardon my take group text. Then Jerry O'Connell left you we PFT texted and said, Did we win fantasy? And then you…
  • Cameron Dicker — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Cameron Dicker, who I didn't realize was the most is the most accurate kicker of all time. Well, that's that's changed like four times in the last 5 years because it was Justin Tucker for a.
  • Joe Alt — Person · 1 mention · first at
    And it is such a bummer. everyone every team deals with injuries, but no Rashan Slater, no Joe Alt. this does feel like a team that could be Super Bowl worthy if they had both…
  • DeVonta Smith — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Three of them. Yeah, he threw that one to Devonte Smith in the in overtime.
  • Jake Elliott — Person · 1 mention · first at
    No. What? Max, what Jake Elliott also [ __ ] sucks. Every [ __ ] week he [ __ ] us on.
  • Adam Dunn — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Kyle Schwarber — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Congratulations, Kyle Schwarber, back to the Phillies.
  • Mike Wazowski — Person · 1 mention · first at
    The thing about you look at two football players and you look between Sully and Mike Wazowski. Who you taking?
  • the guy from Up — Person · 1 mention · first at
    I would like to see the Philip Rivers game. He'd be the guy from Up.
  • Dodson — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Final play Dodson. Are we just And did it hit Dodson's hands?
  • BFD — Person · 1 mention
  • Dan Orlovsky — Person · 1 mention
  • Dom Lamar — Person · 1 mention
  • Jahan Dotson — Person · 1 mention
  • Laura Rutledge — Person · 1 mention
  • prime Ronnie Lott — Person · 1 mention
  • Rashawn Slater — Person · 1 mention
  • Ronnie Lott — Person · 1 mention
  • Shane Pug — Person · 1 mention
  • Sully — Person · 1 mention
  • Vic Fangio — Person · 1 mention
  • Younghoe Koo — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • Eagles — Company · 17 mentions · first at
  • Raiders — Company · 3 mentions · first at
  • Monday Night Football — Company · 2 mentions · first at
    The Philadelphia Eagles lose to the Los Angeles Chargers on Monday Night Football. So, so close to doing an emergency pod, but we are here the next day recording ready to break it all down.
  • Commanders — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Los Angeles Chargers — Company · 1 mention · first at
    The Philadelphia Eagles lose to the Los Angeles Chargers on Monday Night Football. So, so close to doing an emergency pod, but we are here the next day recording ready to break it all.
  • Part of My Take — Company · 1 mention · first at
    We made a rule last night. He left the part of my take group chat. He also left the group chat with myself, Big Cat, and Jerry. And he has been off.
  • Stella Blue group text — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Were in together. Would you have left them all? Like if I had texted in the Stella Blue group text, you would have left it.
  • Broncos — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Winning means that if they just win one single game, which would be week 18 against the Broncos, where the Broncos might be sitting everyone, they would get in over the Chiefs.…
  • Cardinals — Company · 1 mention · first at
    We played the We played the two- win Cardinals in 2020.
  • NFC East — Company · 1 mention · first at
    So basically, if the Cowboys run the table, go 4-0, and the Eagles go two and two, the Cowboys will win the NFC East.
  • Giants — Company · 1 mention · first at
    No. No, I'd be shocked if the Commanders won another football game. I think we're going to lose to the Giants this weekend. I think the Eagles are going to beat us twice. Max…
  • Monsters, Inc. — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Max, did you watch any of the Monsters Inc. clips of the basketball game last night? Did it make it worse the animated graphics picking you off also?
  • Celtics — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Since Hanky and I were watching game one Celtics Knicks.
  • Italian-American community — Company · 1 mention · first at
    I didn't want to like I didn't want to film one person and then have the Italian-American community be like that's not Big Dom. We don't all look alike. How dare you? You're dead to us.
  • Barstool Sports Store — Company · 1 mention
  • Bears — Company · 1 mention
  • Colts — Company · 1 mention
  • ESPN — Company · 1 mention
  • Las Vegas Raiders — Company · 1 mention
  • pardon my take group chat — Company · 1 mention
  • Philadelphia Phillies — Company · 1 mention
  • Shrek — Company · 1 mention
  • Up — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • twisted peas — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Had a really healthy day and then I had like 16 drinks, twisted peas during the Eagles. I was just anxious. I was It wasn't even drinking out of like It was just anxious. I needed something to do. I And I.
  • positivity rabbit — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • positivity bear — Product · 1 mention · first at
    I got you a positivity a bear. A positivity bear.
  • positivity reindeer — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Max, I got we have another positivity reindeer for you.
  • positivity snowman — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

  • playoffs — Concept · 8 mentions · first at
  • group chat — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
    We made a rule last night. He left the part of my take group chat. He also left the group chat with myself, Big Cat, and Jerry. And he has been off.
  • fantasy — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • passer rating — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • do not disturb — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    I know. There's a button on your phone you can press and it is do not disturb.
  • Achilles — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Because they have a really tough schedule and Daniel Jones has officially a torn Achilles. So, the Chargers winning means that if they just win one single game, which would be…
  • broken hand — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Did it, son. I'm so happy for you. And Justin Herbert is tough as [ __ ] playing with a broken hand. He did I think everybody that watched him that first quarter could identify with him.
  • chargering — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Stop me. And they weren't able to do it. Now, the Chargers have a long history of chargering. It's kind of adjacent to Falconing and Clemsoning and Clemsoning. But now they've kind of twisted the narrative around because the.
  • Falconing — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    It. Now, the Chargers have a long history of chargering. It's kind of adjacent to Falconing and Clemsoning and Clemsoning. But now they've kind of twisted the narrative around because the Chargers have now won six straight games.
  • Clemsoning — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    History of chargering. It's kind of adjacent to Falconing and Clemsoning and Clemsoning. But now they've kind of twisted the narrative around because the Chargers have now won six straight games in prime time.
  • prime time — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Twisted the narrative around because the Chargers have now won six straight games in prime time.
  • shotgun — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    About this at some point, but he had a great take after the game. he said, The Eagles are in the shotgun way way way too much. I think I said all the ways. I'll do it again. The Eagles are in the shotgun way.
  • hot mic — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Because I ultimately do not give a [ __ ] but he did sh shake off Laura Rutled after on a hot mic being like I'm trying to celebrate with my team. So there's obviously a lot of…
  • offensive line — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    No matter what's going on with the injuries, if it's Herbert, if it's their offensive line or whatever, Harbaugh is just going to have him ready to play.
  • defensive backs — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    The defensive backs were awesome last night. They were all over the Eagles receivers. They got no separation. They were getting hands on the ball.
  • line of scrimmage — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    They were trying to get him the ball and he was getting stuffed at the line of scrimmage every single time.
  • overtime — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Three of them. Yeah, he threw that one to Devonte Smith in the in overtime.
  • under center — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah, in the first quarter he had like two good runs under center and then they stopped.
  • Eagles home game — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Travel so well. there is so much green in that stadium. It was basically an Eagles home game. And I will say Eagles fans are so fun. The atmosphere is just electric. That said, Max, chin up. Come on, Max.
  • spring training — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Start thinking about Phillies in spring training. It's over. Chin up, though.
  • hot seat cool throne — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    We're standing down. We're going to do hot seat cool throne.
  • agape — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • Philly — Place · 2 mentions · first at
    No, I But you know that's you know that's an area. But I always back Philly in the fact that I like that they boo and they're smart football fans and they knew this offense was broken before it became a big story line.
  • booth — Place · 1 mention

Sponsors

  • 12 days of game time — Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Your team cannot run the ball at all. I watched with my eyes. Shout out Game Time app. Thank you for the tickets. 12 days of game time. Go to the bar stool sports store. You can get all the game time credits and stuff. Great app.
  • GameTime app — Sponsor · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

The Philadelphia Eagles lose to the Los Angeles Chargers on Monday Night Football. So, so close to doing an emergency pod, but we are here the next day recording ready to break it all down.

We have not talked to Max at all. We made a rule rule last night. He left the part of my take group chat. He also left the group chat with myself, Big Cat, and Jerry. And uh he has been off.

So, we're so we're just talking about what happens in part of my take group chats now. We're just We're just We're just releasing screenshots now

of you leaving. That was funny. I thought that was okay. That you you didn't think that was funny? That's the That's the angle you're gonna come with.

That's not It's just Max left the group chat. It didn't have any other words to it. Did you think we weren't going to bring that up on this show?

I I I always thought screenshots of the of the group chat. It wasn't It wasn't a screenshot of anything that was said. It was just Max has left the conversation. This is a This is a wild sad This is a sad stretch to start with.

Listen, Matt, this was that your big move? Was your big move here? I haven't even thought about it until you brought it up again, but I was mad about it last night.

Well, let's let's talk about the game, Max. Let's talk about the game. He also Yeah. I

I don't think people P people don't want to listen to us bully you about the Eagles. They want to hear our analysis of the game.

Yeah. So, Max, real quick question because there was a moment when you left. So, you left the pardon my take group text. Then Jerry O'Connell left you we uh PFT texted and said, "Did we win fantasy?" And then you left that group text. I was thinking about starting to text every group text we were in together. Would you have left them all? Like if I had texted in the Stella Blue group text, you would have left it.

Yes. You just would have left everything. I know. There's a button on your phone you can press and it is do not disturb. And then

I turned that into because you don't get any notifications. Jerry kept adding me back. So, I did end up doing that to the Jerry Oonnell one.

Okay, you can do that for your whole phone though. There's also a I needed I need

There's a do not disturb option for life, which is just going to sleep. Yeah, that's impossible.

Close your eyes. Go to sleep. Okay, so yeah, let's talk about the game because it was uh the Chargers. Ton of credit. Uh Justin Herbert, he just gets his ass kicked every time he plays. He was sacked seven times. The Chargers defense played phenomenal. And the Chargers winning was enormous because I was looking at it this morning. It this is all under the presumption that the Colts uh nose dive, which we'll talk about Phil Rivers in a second, but the Colts are in some tough deep waters because they have a really tough schedule and Daniel Jones has officially a torn Achilles. So, the Chargers winning means that if they just win one single game, uh, which would be week 18 against the Broncos, where the Broncos might be sitting everyone, they would get in over the Chiefs. So, they're the the Chiefs have a path now that is very, very precarious. And the Chargers feel like they have a strangle hold on

getting into the playoffs. And uh, Justin Herbert, just an absolute gamer. Cameron Dicker, who I didn't realize was the most is the most accurate kicker of all time. Well, that's that's changed like four times in the last 5 years because it was Justin Tucker for a while, I think. Then Young Way Coup took it.

Yep. It might have gone back to Justin Tucker and then now Dickers got it. It's just whoever the most recent good kicker is has that record.

And then we had Jim Harbaugh with a great quote after he said, "This just tells you how big this game was." He said he'd put uh it in the discussion of the birth of my seven children, my marriage, you know, in the conversation just joyful, joyous, and the biblical definition of that is just overflowing with joy. That's a gape. That that was what he need. That's that's that's how he felt after this game. That's how much it meant for the Chargers have a tough schedule coming up and winning this game was crucial for them to secure a playoff birth. He was a a gape, agape as [ __ ] after the game. When he saw Justin Herbert on the field after, he looked at him and I think in Harbaugh's brain, Justin Herbert is no different from his sons. The look that he gave him after the game was like a proud father. You did it, son. I'm so happy for you. And Justin Herbert is tough as [ __ ]

playing with a broken hand. He did I I think everybody that watched him that first quarter could identify with him. He had he had like a cast on his hand

and if you ever have an injury, you just can't like stop touching it. Yeah. And just like noticing it with your other hand. And he was just doing that to his own hand. Obviously in pain when he fell on it,

but then in the fourth quarter, he was like, "You know what? [ __ ] it. I'm I'm just going to run with the football." Because he was having problems throwing it downfield with his accuracy. Uh underneath, he was great. I think he had like a perfect passer rating on on throws that went under 10 yards. Y

couldn't throw it downfield, but then at the end he was like, "I'm gonna run with the football. I'm gonna land on my healthy hand and we'll see if they can stop me." And they weren't able to do it. Now, the Chargers have a long history of chargering. It's kind of adjacent to Falconing and

and Clemsoning and Clemsoning. But now they've kind of twisted the narrative around because the Chargers have now won six straight games in prime time.

Yeah. Which is the longest streak in the NFL. By far the longest streak in franchise history. The Chargers are they're just like a solid football team. They're a tough football team. I don't think they were spectacular last night. No, they actually, but their defense was. They're they actually weren't because Justin Herbert is the only NFL QB in the Super Bowl era to complete under 50% of his passes, throw for under 150 yards, get sacked seven plus times, have multiple turnovers, and still win the game.

Yeah. And we'll talk to uh Danlovski about this at some point, but he had he had a great take after the game. Uh he said, "The Eagles are in the shotgun way way way way way too much."

I think I said all the ways. I'll do it again. The Eagles are in the shotgun way way way way way too much. Herbert is an animal champion warrior legend.

Animal champion warrior legend. That's a I I think that's the first time that honor has been bestowed on a quarterback. U but I I don't disagree with Dan. I think he's right. Justin Herbert is tough as [ __ ] He also we had a a I I don't want to say controversy because I ultimately do not give a [ __ ] but he did sh uh shake off Laura Rutled after on a on a hot mic being like I'm trying to celebrate with my team. So there's obviously a lot of journalists, media members coming out of the woodworks being like how could you do this? Laura's like doing her job. The the media, you know, deals pay for this league. I thought it was just he did the interview right after and he was fine in the interview. I had no problem with it.

He was he's he was pro he just got beat to hell on Monday Night Football. Won an improbable game where it looked like they were going to lose and he had one comment where he's like, "Yeah, I'm just looking for my teammates. All right, fine. I'll do the interview."

Yeah, he realized, "Okay, total nothing burger." That's right. I have a I have an obligation to do this interview. Like I don't think 90% of players I think would probably skip that interview if they had if if it was their option,

but it's mandated. So he was like, "Okay, yeah, I guess I'll do it. Thank you for reminding me." And then he did the interview and she was like, "How does it feel?" And he was like, "It feels great to win a football game." Yeah. So, we got that information from him, which is which is very positive. I thought that uh the Chargers, they're they're going to be the definition of a tough out.

Yeah. Is what they'll be because I think no, no matter what's going on with the injuries, if it's Herbert, if it's their offensive line or whatever,

Harbaugh is just going to have him ready to play. And it is such a a bummer. I mean, everyone every team deals with injuries, but no Rashan Slater, no Joe Alt. Like, this does feel like a team that could be Super Bowl worthy if they had both of their tackles. And uh because it is such a glaring issue to get sacked that many times, to be under pressure that many times, they're they're just playing with one hand behind their back and they're finding a way cuz Harbaugh is that kind of guy.

And also, the defense is really good. The defense is playing well. The defensive backs were awesome last night. They were all over the Eagles receivers. They got no separation. They were getting hands on the ball. Good job by the Chargers. So, the Eagles Max how talk us through this game. It was cra It felt like there was 25 fumbles. We had the incredible Jaylen Herz interception and fumble in the same play.

First time that's happened. First time that's happened. Yeah, it's the first time since at least 1978 that any player had committed two turnovers on the same play, but the stats don't go back past 1978. So it could be the first time in NFL history that's happened

cuz Lamar did threw a pick and then recovered a fumble. Yeah, I think last year, but he didn't then fumble again, which is the crucial part of this.

Y So Max, how are you feeling? Bad. I mean, your two of your top three players just had the worst game of their career at the in the same night,

which were Jaylen Herz and and AJ Brown both had the worst games of their career last night.

Mhm. And you still almost won the game because the defense was absolutely insane. And credit to Vic Vanio and that defense for somehow keeping the Eagles in that game, but just no one could make a play. No one could make a play. Saquon, I guess we scored a 50-yard touchdown on a on a gimmicky play. I but and he had 122 yards. But if you take away

if you take away his top three carries, I think it was another very pedestrian game for Saquon.

But I I I think the point of running the ball with Saquon is you commit to running so that he does have those breakout carries,

but he had two he had two breakout carries in the first quarter and then they they were trying to get him the ball and he was getting stuffed at the line of scrimmage every single time. Like I get that he had the he had the the long run, but that was bas essentially a a trick play. You can't like

that wasn't just like a run like a run up the middle that or that was like great blocking and we and it it looked like the Eagles of old last year. It was it was a trick play.

It was crazy watching Jaylen Herz because he threw that ball to AJ Brown that AJ Brown should have caught. If he catches that, none of this discussion is happening.

Three of them. Yeah, he threw that one to Devonte Smith in the in overtime. That was an absolute like rocket perfect throw in coverage. So, he had moments where he looked good, but he had four interceptions and a fumble and did it. You did call Justin Herbert the big stupid pick guy.

Justin Jayen Herz just threw four interceptions and has half as many picks as Justin Herbert on the year. So I don't like yes Jaylen Herz threw a bunch of picks last night. He still has half as many as Justin Herbert on the year. So

in this game was who was the more big stupid pick guy? So I'm just asking what about in the playoffs last year Justin Herbert threw for four picks.

Yeah. So like yes he had a he was he had a big stupid pick game. Do you think it was a Justin or the big stupid picks though?

Cuz you had a big stupid pick guy and Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert also threw a stupid pick. I understand, but you said stupid picks. He threw a stupid pick last night.

I said I I never said stupid picks. You said that Justin Herbert was big stupid picks guy.

P. You are misquing me. How am I misquing big I never It was always big stupid pick guy.

It was never big stupid picks guy. But do you think How many times have you tweeted it? Who's right?

Do you think though there was a passing of the torch on the big stupid pick guy?

It was a bad game. I mean that you see this is why you guys are pieces of [ __ ] because how many [ __ ] times do you guys do this bit of oh Jaylen Herz needs to throw more interceptions. He needs to he needs to go out he needs to go out there and like throw more interceptions. It actually be good for him. And then and then he goes and throws interceptions and it's like oh no maybe Jayen Herz he's got to stop throwing so many interceptions.

Max that's what you guys [ __ ] do every [ __ ] time. One of those for who is that? Is that just a combination?

Yeah. Yeah, it's just a If you had waited for 5 minutes, I was about to say that this was probably a great game for Jaylen Herz because he was throwing picks.

Yeah, he was taking shots downfield, but you cut him off. I mean, Justin Herbert still has Justin Herbert has 11 picks on the year. Jaylen Herz has six after he just threw four in a game.

But headto-head head-to-head matters. I've I I've been told that winning and losing does not matter in in in this for a quarterback. I've been told that for years. That doesn't Are you down?

I've been told that for years that that winning and losing is not a quarterback stat.

Are you down on Jaylen Herz? Of course, you have to be down on Jaylen Herz. But I'm not Jaylen Herz. It's insane that the way that people talk about Eagles fans, it's like spoiled Eagles fans. Spoiled Eagles fans. Oh, you're going to boo your Super Bowl champion team. Oh, what a ridiculous fan base you are. And then as soon as your your quarterback, your Super Bowl MVP has one bad game, it's like, "How can Eagles fans defend this guy? He's always [ __ ] sucked." Well, are we the spoiled fans or or are we the delusional fans? Because he can't have it both ways.

Hold on. I've never said you're spoiled fans. No, I But you know, you know that's you know that's an area. But I always back Philly in the fact that I like that they boo and they're smart football fans and they knew this offense was broken before it became a big story line.

Yeah. Yes. But but you know that's a you know that that's a story line and the offense is broken. They have scored the only team that has scored less touchdowns than the Eagles over the past five weeks.

Any want to guess? The commies. Nope. Raiders. And they play on Sunday. Raiders.

I have a stat here from last night. Oh, no. Uh Jay, yeah, Jaylen Herd's quarterback rating was 31.3 last night.

Oh, what? That he could that he could have spiked it every time and had a had a higher quarterback rating?

That's not what I was going to say. Next. That's not what I was going to say. He nexted you.

That's not what I was going to say. He nexted you. But he can't. All right. Next. Want me want me to go?

No. I have to finish my stat. Okay. Okay. So, he had a 31.3 quarterback rating against the Chargers. Uh, if they had snapped the ball to Jaylen Herz on every single play and he had puked all over himself and [ __ ] on the ball and ate the ball and then pooped the ball out onto the ground and then thrown the ball forward after he recovered his poop [ __ ] puke ball.

So, you're just saying they would have had a 39 They would have had a 39 point saying the stat that I just said. Okay.

No, my stat was completely different. His stat had puke and puke. All right, Hank, go.

Blind resume. blind resume. QB1 17 games, 2700 passing yards, 16 touchdowns, 13 interceptions, 78.2 passer rating.

Okay. QB2 15 games, 2,200 yards, 17 touchdowns, 11 interceptions, 85.2 pass rating.

Oh, I think I'd take QB2. QB2 sounds but he's only played 15 how many games? 15. Two less games.

15 games, one more interception, two less interceptions. One more touchdown, two less interceptions.

I think I I take QB2. QB2. I wasn't listening. Continue. Uh QB1 is Jaylen Herz without Lane Johnson.

QB2 is Justin Fields in 2022. Oh, whoa, that's crazy. That is crazy. That's a wild stat.

Cool. You want to do the Super Bowl stats? You got some, Max? I'm blind resume, Max. Blind resume and back. I don't I I don't come I don't come to this this [ __ ] program with [ __ ] biased stats.

I was told that wins don't matter. Max, now now you want to talk about the Super Bowl.

You're the one who brought the if the if the resume those are just stats. We don't have to go in the wins. You want to just go into stats.

That's Wait, Hank is right though. Blind resume is is not biased by definition.

If it was you you also picked like specifically without his best offensive lineman,

right? System quarterback. He needs his He needs Lane Johnson. He's a Lane Johnson merchant.

He needs his John Johnson merchant. Uh Max, I have a question for you, Max. I'm not looking up anything. This is Zach.

I have a question for you, Max. Did the Eagles play with joy last night? That was [ __ ] That was a [ __ ] quote.

Nicksi said needs to Yeah. What What do you mean by that? Nick Seriani said that I guess it was at halftime.

Yeah. He said that he liked that the team was playing with confidence and joy in the first half and that they need to continue that in the second half.

Do you think they continued playing with joy? What was [ __ ] about that quote?

Yeah, they were not playing with joy in the first half. No. No. What? Uh, Max, what

Jake Elliott also [ __ ] sucks. Every [ __ ] week he [ __ ] us on. You have eight wins. He was hitting bombs. It doesn't. This team is dead.

Nick Serriani should shave his head. Nothing will save this team. It's It's The only good thing about The only good thing about this team is that Kevin Matula will get fired. We'll hire a new offensive coordinator and make the Super Bowl next year because it's just a cycle for the Eagles right now.

Are you worried about missing the playoffs? Yeah. Why? Because you can't you got to win football games to make the playoffs. But you do play the Raiders, the Commanders twice.

We played the We played the two- win Cardinals in 2020. Four wins. I did see that and that's a fair point cuz that was a game that was shocking at the time and was like, "Holy fuck."

Nothing would shock. So basically, if the if the Cowboys run the table, go 4-0, and the Eagles go two and two, the Cowboys will win the NFC East.

The thing is, that's not that crazy. Well, it is a little because the Eagles play the Raiders.

100% splitting with the Commanders. No. No, I'd be shocked if the Commanders won another football game. I think we're going to lose to the Giants this weekend. I think the Eagles are going to beat us twice. Max, you're going to beat the Raiders. You're going to win three games.

You You control your own destiny, Max. I don't care. What do you mean? They're not going to do Even if they make the playoffs, they're not.

But what about the defense? It's not a good football. The defense is good. All right. All right. All right. All right. You're not going to win.

Hank is talking too much. I don't. Next. Next. I'm about to [ __ ] help you next to match. I'm about to try and give you a spin zone, Max. I'm trying to give you a fresh perspective.

I just want the season to be over. I want it to be over. I was so happy just watching football on Sunday and not worrying about this garbage [ __ ] offense. This

You were in a very good mood. I'm sorry. Yeah. Life would be so much better if I just wasn't a fan of anything. I just

All right, Max. Shut the [ __ ] up. It's true. NO, NO. SHUT I'M GOING TO DO THE THING. Losing is way worse than

I'm I'm going to do the thing that big cat said. The pain of losing is way worse than the joy of life.

You can't say you can't say that life would be so much better if you weren't You [ __ ] won a Super Bowl.

I get it. I've said this before on this program. This calendar year you won a Super Bowl.

But I I understand what he's saying in that if you just didn't have any rooting interest whatsoever. You just enjoyed sport.

Like you won you won a [ __ ] Super Bowl, Max. You were you were world champions in February.

I get it. This year you're allowed to be mad about your team. I understand. I I You cannot be this upset about sports in general.

Yeah, you can because you you played like five bad games. Five bad games, Max. You're You're a world [ __ ] champion.

And Max did say it before the game. He said, "This will decide my happiness for the rest of the year."

Happiness gone. Whole year gone. Diet gone. I went to the gym yesterday. had a really healthy day and then I had like 16 drinks, twisted peas during the Eagles. I was just anxious. I was It wasn't even drinking out of like It was just anxious. I I needed something to do. I And I

We call that That's putting out the fire. All right, I'll try and keep this short. I don't want to I'll limit my word count here, but

think about this, Max. Your season's over. You walk into the show, the the two co the two hosts just, you know, troll you. Oh, you're co-host.

And it's not fair. And it's mean rude and people in this office are mean and rude.

Make the playoffs. Beat the Bears. Oh, no. Because No, no. It's just that we're not going to beat the Bears. We This team cannot beat the Bears at this team as it is right now cannot beat the Bears.

Why do you say that, Max? Because they suck. We're all watching it. This is a bad football team.

It's a bad football team. You think your defense is bad? They were bad against the Bears.

You don't think you could beat the Bears at the H? Yeah. No, I actually That wasn't even trolling. No,

no, no. You trolled, Hank. That was a troll. Do we have I We're I'm not I haven't trolled yet on this show. Do we have anyone who was at the game last night, though, that we could talk to?

He's not here. What do you Are you sure? Oh, I thought you were talking. No, we have

Oh, we're we're doing this. This guy doesn't This guy doesn't even know what football is.

We're We're talking about Shane, dude. Shane was at the game last night. He's on his way back.

Is this Shane or is this No, it's Shane. It's Shane. It's Shane. This is Jerry.

It's Shane. Shane had been waiting to go to his first game. He went to his first Chargers game last night. Chargers and Herbert.

Our guy Shane is is ready to go. Zack Zack doesn't know how to do this. I'm I'm I am doing my putting together my own troll here. By the way,

that's a that's a hell of a producer right there. That's why we love you. You're doing a great job. the uh yeah, I I do think the Eagles are going to make the playoffs and I think that if they can figure out the offense in any form, Lane Johnson coming back obviously would be huge. I I thought that I I I'll tell you, Max, like when Saquon ran that that touchdown, I was like, "Oh, the Eagles might be back." Like this might be the Eagles being fully

that But that did not that was not like a oh this this running game looks good again. That was a gimmicky play. Yeah, but he had he had he had a few good runs.

Yeah, in the first quarter he had like two good runs under center and then they stopped.

Why don't they go under center? I don't know. I don't know. Drastic change. Put him under center.

I I don't know. Yeah, I you're going to make the playoffs and honestly, you weren't that that far away from winning the game last night. If AJ Brown makes that catch in the end zone, ball game.

Yeah. All one of those three catches, you probably win the football game. All this doesn't matter if AJ Brown catches a ball. That was a perfect pass. If Sully wasn't back there playing like prime Ronnie lot,

I was looking at the I was looking at someone on Twitter last night was like Jaylen Herz is basically like a base like a home run hitter who just goes through stretches where he's unstoppable and then goes through stretches where he's like the worst player.

He's Adam Dunn. Yeah, he's Adam Dunn. Yeah, by the way, which is fair. Congratulations, Kyle Schwarber, back to the Phillies.

Yeah, that was that actually was that was nice of him. Yeah, that was very nice of Kyle Shore.

I appreciate him doing that for $150 million. No, but he did. He The city needed that this morning and and he delivered. He He could have waited a little bit more, you know, and he was like, "You know what? Philly needs this today.

Let's get it." Yeah. Yeah. And he did it. All time guy. All time guy. Max, did you watch any of the Monsters Inc. clips of the basketball game last night? Did it make it worse the animated graphics picking you off

also? And then fumbling. That was [ __ ] They got [ __ ] How the [ __ ] is How the [ __ ] is Mike Wasowski supposed to compete with Sully?

He had a great run. Yeah, he he's not Sully. He ran with Joy. The thing about you you look at two football players and you look between Sully and Mike Wazowski. Who you taking?

Yeah, you're taking Soul. You're taking Sully. I would like to see the Philip Rivers game. He'd be the guy from Up.

Okay, we have Shane. Shane, how was the game last night? We were talking to you, Jerry.

Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. I I thought you were talking to Shane. No. Um, oh man, the game was crazy. First of all, I got to tell you, Max, Max, put put your head up. Come on, Max.

Max, put your head up. I can hear you. I can hear you. Okay, Max, just put your head up. Stop sitting there and sulking and stuff. First of all, I will say this, the birds travel so well. I mean, there is so much green in that stadium. It was basically an Eagles home game. And I will say Eagles fans are so fun. The atmosphere is just electric. That said, Max, chin up. Come on, Max.

Chin up. Max, chin. I'm I'm listening. I am listening. Yeah, but why are you like all hunched over and like staring down and stuff?

Okay, there we go. Muted. There he is. There's There he is. There's a Okay. Um, that said, [gasps] your team cannot run the ball at all. I I watched with my eyes. Shout out Game Time app. Thank you for the tickets. 12 days of game time. Go to the bar stool sports store. You can get all uh the game time credits and stuff. Great app. The tickets are the cheapest on game time. You can sell your tickets. I love it. That's how you do an ad, Hank. You like that, right?

Mhm. That said, [clears throat] um that said, that said, um Seaquan, every time he runs into the interior, he just crumples. Sort of like you are right now. Like there's like a crumpling of him. He It's not even I don't know what's going on. If it's with Saquon, if it's with your line. When they bounce it outside, he rips off a 50-yard touchdown. He the early in the first quarter, he ripped off three like 30 yards. Boom boom boom on the outside on the on the right side of uh of uh of the Chargers. But if you can't run the ball, if you can't hand the ball off to Squan and get three I'm talking three yards.

Mhm. Max, you're you're done. Stop watching. Move on. I I agree. Oh, this is good.

I agree with everything that you're saying. Jar, I have a question. Yeah. Yeah.

You mentioned Squan. Um, is Saquin on our fantasy team? Dude, Saquon is on our fantasy team. We needed we needed just over 13 points from him last night to get into the playoffs.

And I got to tell you, I actually didn't bet on the game last night. Um because I was like, I have too much at there's what more do I need? Do I need more at stake here?

Right. Um, and when he ripped that run off, it was uh I honestly I haven't felt like that since Hanky and I were watching game one

uh Celtics Knicks. Yeah. And uh anyone last night, too? Um [snorts] the guy I was with, I was grabbing him and like whispering like uh uh [ __ ] Squan. Yeah, it was uh he really showed up for us right when he needed to. Um I I I just got to say like getting back to Max and the Eagles though.

Yeah, there's also that what was going on because I wasn't watching on TV so I didn't get any commentary. Oh, by the way, Met Joe Buck in the booth.

Yeah, dude. It's so funny. I'm very respectful. He's doing live television. I'm sort of hanging off on the side, you know. He gets a break. He's there. Joe Buck makes a beline for me and goes, "Hey, you do your interview for the uh part of my takebook yet." And I was like, "Oh my gosh, I can't believe it." We were laughing so hard. It's so funny. Like all roads lead to

to you guys. Um what a great guy. Holy mackerel. He is the best. What a um He didn't have to say anything. He's working live television. Also met Troy Aman.

Not joking. Um, I I really believe just judging him physically tomorrow he could play for the Colts.

He is in such He is in I'm going to say it. He's in the best shape I've ever seen him in.

Wow. Wow. That's high. This is your first time meeting. Was this your first time meeting him?

First time meeting him? I met him in a bars. Wave to him. But that checks out. That's the best shape you've ever seen him in when you met like

I I I I I actually saw him and I don't do this. I don't um You can ask Hank. I don't like touch people inappropriately. That's like my thing. I I I respect people's boundaries, like their eardrums and stuff. Um when I saw him, I was like, I got to see if this is real or if it's like like implants. So I went, "Oh, Mr. Aman, it's such a pleasure to meet you." shook his hand and then with my left hand like touched his like deltoid and stuff. He He is He could play honestly. Colts get give Troy a call. Give him a workout.

Yeah. Yeah. Um but yeah, you have a problem. Those picks that Jaylen threw. Oh, what happened in the end zone? Did Was that a pass to um who who who was that a pass to?

AJ Brown. Are you talking about the the drop? I'm talking about the interception. The final

play Dodson. Are we just And did it hit Dodson's hands? What are we doing here?

He was at the game. He's recap. We always do this. We recap guys from the gate.

Hey, dude. I just haven't seen it. I wasn't on TV. I was there live so I couldn't see. And also, shout out to Game Time. Game time app is awesome. But my seats were in one end zone and they were in the other end zone. Um, but I I could have I didn't want to spend all the money and get in the middle of the field. So, but they were still great seats. Game time is incredible. That's how you do an ad, Hank. Um, cheapest prices, easiest resale. Um, any notes for me on that ad on that read, Hank?

No, you you crushed it. It was fun. Yeah. Yeah, you were prepared. That's the big thing.

Jared, do you have any last words of encouragement for Max? Uh, no. Max, honestly, Max, let it go. Start thinking about Phillies in spring training. It's over. Chin up, though. Come on, Max. Don't like hunch over like Yeah, there we go. There. There's that beautiful face. I love seeing you. Good.

Did you get a chance to see uh Big Dom on the sideline interacting with the guys?

It's so funny. I was looking for him. Uh and I was trying to get like a photo of him. Um I got to say, a lot of the coaching staff on the Eagles look like Big Dom. I mean, a lot of people I I didn't and I didn't want to like I I know Hank almost got cancelled on Monday's show um for uh you know what um but um

I didn't want to like I didn't want to film one person and then have the Italian-American community be like that's not Big Dom. We don't all look alike. How dare you? You're dead to us.

Yeah. Yeah. That's better safe than sorry. Yeah. All right. Well, Jerry, you're the best. Thank you. We I mean we always do this when we recap from a game live. Um you're the best. Look at that.

Thanks for being our eyes and ears, Jerry. Yeah, otherwise we wouldn't have known.

Shout out game time app. 12 days of game time. Go to the uh Baral Sports Store. They have just incredible uh deals right now. What an app. I love it. Just seeing that green sports.

Let him go. He's He's been Yeah, he's been doing the The Baral Sports Store is part of the 12 days of game time. Yeah.

Yeah. Hank doesn't know that. Yeah, cuz he doesn't read the ad copy. All right. Thank you, Jerry. You're the best.

Hank. Hank, you blew it. You blew it. You blew the game time read, YOU BLEW IT.

Thank you, Jerry. All right. See you, Jerry. Byebye, Jerry. That was the best, Jerry. Thank you, Jerry. Uh, Max, let's I I You're obviously, you know, ready to move on. is we have one last thing we have to to ask because this is obviously the big elephant in the room. The bunny.

I mean, we all knew what you we tried to convince ourselves about that. Oh my god.

We got We got you something, Max, to help you help cheer you up. Max, look at that.

It's a positivity rabbit. A positivity rabbit. It's actually the donkey from Shrek, but we drew a bunny nose and whiskers on it to make

Isn't that awesome? Do you want it or no? Do you feel better? No. No positivity?

Nope. What? So, what are we going to do with the bunny? We're going to rip it up. I guess I have to destroy the rabbit.

Yeah. Yes. But what are we going to do with the bunny in the in the eagle's locker room?

What's Hank doing over there? I also got you I think you should get another bunny.

I got you a positivity uh a bear. A positivity bear. Do you want this one? Let's get positive. Max, I got we have another positivity reindeer for you.

Max, look at this. The positivity bear right here. Help you feel better. What do you have, Hank?

And a dog. What do you have? You have a dog. Oh, that's a bear. This is a bear as well. This looks like

Look at Max. Look at all this positivity we got for you. Do you not like it? I feel better.

I feel way better. Max, can you at least talk to us cuz there's people listening to the show right now. He's destroying THE HE'S DESTROYING MY BUNNY.

Don't destroy the bunny, Max. Do that. Max, don't destroy the bunny. Max, PUT THE BUNNY DOWN.

POSITIVITY. OH NO, THERE'S A posit snowman in front of the door. He just walked into another positivity thing. Max. Max, we're getting positive. What's wrong? This is

That was [ __ ] up. You had Pug out there doing that. Pug's an Eagles fan. Yeah,

Max, I feel so much better. What is What's this? OH. OH, LOOK AT THIS. MAX, A positivity dog. Look at

Oh, the my bear's dying. Oh no. Oh no. Max, do you want any of these or no? Can you put your headphones back on? We got to talk.

He's hiding underneath his sweatshirt. He's disappearing himself. Max, this is Look at Zack. Tell us you feel positive, right?

I see. I know what's going on. It's pretty positive in this room. I mean, we just got we got bunnies everywhere. We got quite a few different animals.

Yeah, pretty positive. You guys feel positive? I feel really I feel great. I I really do. I think that this is uh the best thing for Max right now.

Mhm. Just put a smile. Turn that frown upside down Maxi. Max, look at all this positivity. Come on, man. This is [ __ ] We're as positive as possible. What are you going to do with the the bunny, though? Do you think they got to They got to get rid of it right?

What are your thoughts on the bunny, Max? They got to get rid of it. Max, talk. Please talk for the people.

Max is saying the bunny is gone. The bunny has it officially been gone. Is it officially gone?

Can we at least agree? Yeah, the bunny is We all knew. We all knew what was going to happen with the bunny.

But you got mad at me for mentioning, oh [ __ ] just spilled water all over your computer.

That's okay because I got I got a positivity bunny. That's the best news I've heard in a long time.

I can't be mad about anything with this positivity. The home water. That thing is [ __ ] fried.

It's so It's so much water. It's so much water. I've got like three more. Oh my god.

Yeah, we'll be okay over here. Yeah, I think Max looking back at it cuz you did get mad at me on Sunday night when I pointed out having to say uh we're not sad. Make sure that everyone knows we're not sad. This bunny is not about being sad. Was probably not a great sign.

I knew it wasn't a good sign. But you fought me about it. Well, yeah. Okay. But now we have a good sign here. We have so much positivity in this room.

Can we just get a smile, Max? You're so much prettier than Just look up. Just look at the positivity and then we'll be ending. We'll we'll we'll unplug them all. Look at it. Look at it. You see it?

Yep. Done. No. Do a full scan. I just [ __ ] looked. You said look up. Full scan.

Yes, I see it. Give them names. Give them names. Give them names. Give them names.

You said You said to look and we would be done. You said look up and we'll be done. I looked up. We're done. Give them a couple names real quick. Rapid fire.

Come on. Rapid fire names and we're done. Give them some names. Q name. I can't trust you. YOU SAID LOOK UP AND WE'RE DONE. You're lying.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. That was [ __ ] up. But now I want some names for these guys.

No. Please. No. Please. Pretty. Please. We're not I'm not We're not doing this.

Just do one. Let's talk about Philip Rivers. Philip Rivers. Oh my god. He's going back to one.

90 yard touchdown. Woo. Max, what is it? What is this guy's name? See this guy right here?

Just name one of them. Hey, Max. one of them. Hope you're doing okay, buddy. I'm just here to help.

Five names and we're moving on. We will wait here all day. I'm giving zero names.

One name. We're not doing it. We're not doing this. I will. I swear I swear to [ __ ] God. I will wait here all day.

We got a showdown, boys. We got a showdown. I got nothing to do. What about Yeah,

big donkey. Oh, that's good. I like that. I like that. Oh, donkey. We got a bear. AJ Brown Bear.

M Max, I think we just have to we have to wait each other out here. Jan Dachon.

Oh, that's good. I like that. All right, let's do hot seat cool troll. We'll talk about Philip Riversson hot seat cool. Should we un Is this bad audio? Max, can you put on your headphones and let us know if this is bad audio? All this stuff.

Oh, this is We got Look. Hey, Max. It's Nick Dirion. Here all day. BFD almost spilled his water again, but I put a cap back on.

We played with tremendous joy last night. It's me, Nick Deriani. I'm so filled with joy. I'm happy as the dickens.

Okay. All right. I'm unplugging mine. Max look. All right. Stand down. We're standing down. We're going to do hot seat cool throne.

Look it. See? Oh, now I got to say this is kind of sad now. Oh, no. Look at all them deflating. This is really really big time bummer. Damn.

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Who speaks in "EAGLES FAN GETS TROLLED FOR 38 MINUTES AFTER TERRIBLE LOSS TO CHARGERS"?

Dan Katz (Host), Eric Sollenberger (Host), Henry Lockwood (Host), Max Dolente (Host), Jerry O'Connell (Guest), Zack (Guest), Shane (Guest).

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The Philadelphia Eagles suffered a close loss to the Los Angeles Chargers during Monday Night Football, prompting an in-depth analysis of the game and a humorous examination of group chat dynamics among fans and teammates. The discussion highlights the reactions of a frustrated Eagles supporter named Max, who dramatically left multiple group chats in response to the defeat, leading to a…

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