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PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week", an episode of Pardon My Take published February 6, 2026 (36 min, about 6,579 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including Steve Young.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around the humorous chaos of preparing for a major event in San Francisco, highlighting the team’s banter about one member, Zach, who mysteriously falls asleep, leading to lighthearted exchanges about their group's dynamics and plans for the big game ahead. The episode captures the excitement and camaraderie of the team as they navigate the challenges of the week.

Key takeaways

  • Zach's absence became a group sport; teamwork makes the dream work, even when napping is involved.
  • In podcasting, spontaneity trumps structure; who knew a bed could be a recording studio's best-kept secret?
  • Memes wearing a cool hat redefines the term 'hat trick'; style points elevated when friends are involved.
  • Hank's week: the perfect cover for questionable fashion choices; friends always support your 'weird' wardrobe experiments.
  • Calf injuries are the unifying force of sports; who knew a snap in the leg could spark philosophical camaraderie?

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Steve Young
  2. – 10:00: DraftKings, Steve Young
  3. – 15:00: Steve Young
  4. – 20:00: Pepsi Zero Sugar
  5. – 25:00: Steve Young
  6. – 30:00: Twisted Tea, Chevy Silverado

Notable quotes from "PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week"

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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Steve Young — Person · Referenced expert (cameo coach/consultant) · 4 mentions · first at
    Appears as a football authority figure: referenced for his Super Bowl legacy and then directly consulted to design/install an unorthodox trick/lateral play, with the hosts jokingly framing him as a 'next young offensive mind.'

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Full transcript with timestamps

Where's Zach? Seriously, I don't know where he is. Wait, he was typing in the group.

He was typing in the group. Was he? You could see people typing in the group. Yeah.

How on the new update? Do we know what room he is? On today's episode of uh Where is Zach?

We should just always podcast in a room next to Zach's bed. We should just have him sleep in the pod room. He just responded. He just responded. Thanks. Thanks. He

spr from like sleep for sure. He's He's panicked Zach. There's my guy. You ready to pod?

I do. Yeah. Let's rip it. How you doing? Doing good, Max. How are you? I'm doing good. I'm excited.

You did you bring any nobles? Tupe. Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where'd you go? You want to check your car?

What's up? Did you get just There's no way. There's no way. I'm talking. Were you sleeping?

Where you Where you talking? It's good cuz we're all in the same room. We can We're all in the same place. We can wake you up.

How did it Did it just finish? Oh, no. All right. So, is that done? Yep. All right. Well, uh, so let's talk about plans for tomorrow since we're finished with this.

Okay. Um, Max, so we finished. We just wrapped up. Is that enough time for you to get uploaded?

Yeah, we'll be good. Okay, cool. Hey, Zach. Oh, gosh. What's up? Where you been?

Oh, I was in the hotel room. Okay. I I I may Did you guys ready to finish? Yeah, I'm just wrapped up.

Yeah. How was the show today? It was great. It was good. Good show. Crazy week.

What's up, Pank? But this this was I usually the most important. Biggest episode of the year

for sure. You know what I'm saying? You have beautiful studio. Were you sleeping?

I did fall asleep on the bed. Were you tired? What? What happened to no daps? Fell asleep on a bed.

I was just I just like I was just waiting for How could you? I was just waiting. I was just waiting to record.

Wait, the bed or you fell asleep on the bed in the hotel room? I did. Yeah, I had the chat open. I was just waiting.

You might have to sleep in this bed like that. Yeah. Just wake you up when it's time to record. memes is on all time hater mode right now. Look at his hat.

Where did you get that hat? This is a cool hat. I'm in San Francisco. That's true. They won. They won three other ones.

Also true. I didn't have those hats. Do you have What happened? What happened in this one? Memes.

Uh Charger lost my lot. Oh, it's like the one of the biggest history. Yeah. What? What are you laughing about?

That's cool. You don't like it? Wait. I like your hat. I like your hat. I love your hat.

Wait, did you p or something? Is he going to be like this all week? Yeah. What's up? I like your hat.

Thanks. I love your hat. That's an awesome hat. Let me see the hat they get. That's a [ __ ] up hat.

I just bought a They put them on 47 again. I bought this one and the one that was on my birthday. This is a cool logo.

Wait, where did you know he was going to be wearing it? Oh [ __ ] Wait, you also have that hat.

Yeah, that's crazy. His is They're a little different, but Oh, we're in We're in San Francisco.

What happened to that Super Bowl? Steve Young got the monkey off his back. Dude, you were dead then.

We're just three guys wearing char. You were so dead. Also, how how dead were you? Six years dead.

You see the sweatshirt that he's wearing? It's AFC conference that this suitable.

The only one. Yep. There you go. Complete the fit. Uh-huh. I like I have to wear tie-dye all week on the axe. I bought like $800 worth of tie- dye.

Hell yeah. But please, what's your problem? How much was that one? Like 20 bucks on Amazon.

All right, that's good. That's fair. That's fair. Jeez, I'll take it off. All right, [ __ ] it.

You know what? I'm going back to my room. I'm going back to my room. No, no, no, no, no.

I thought it looked It looked like you and PFD lo did like a bet where it's like, let's switch clothes with it. It's Hank's week. It's Hank's week. He's

on [ __ ] We get it. It's Hanks week. We get it. We're all here for Hanks week.

Is this a bit? I'm just trying to I'm trying to save my calf. I hurt it. Seriously?

I hurt my calf last week. You're really hurt? Yes. I'm just taking a load off. You all right?

Yeah, I just sprained my calf playing basketball last week. So, try to try to limit the steps that I take on it.

You know how it goes. I know. I tore mine uh I guess. Yeah. A year and a half ago.

Yeah. How long did you have to rest on it? Uh I was I was good to go pretty quickly. I I mean I was in a boot though for But it was torn.

Yeah. Didn't Didn't you like felt and heard a snap? I felt like somebody stuck a screwdriver into the back of my leg. It hurt really bad. I couldn't walk. I was so happy it wasn't my Achilles that I was like in a great mood.

Exactly. So I was like in a wheelchair and the guy's like, "You seem fine with this." And I was like, I thought it was cuz when I heard it snap,

I was like, "Oh." But then I remembered I'm like, "It really hurts." And the Achilles thing supposedly I mean, imagine it's going to happen to me at some point.

Yeah. But I'll be more depressed. You like the shirt? You recognize it? I do. I sent it to you.

This was Ryan's Christmas present to me. Did you like the cards? I did. Yeah. I like the cards a lot. I That That part was a little confusing to me.

It was super confusing because I was at the post office and it's tough for a dude to be like, I'm going to go mail another dude something,

right? He's just not We're not good at it. Hey, we'll get back to PMTV in a second. It's brought to you by DraftKings. New customers. Download the DraftKings sports book. Bet five bucks and get 300 bucks in bonus bets if your bet hits. New customers, check it out right now. Use promo code take. Download the app. Bet five bucks and you get 300 bucks in bonus bets if the bet hits. Great deal brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings sports book. And now back to PMTV.

He's great. All right. Did I just get the play? Yeah, I think so. Oh, wait. He's got it.

He just texted it to me. Okay. So, is this what it's called? Hold on. Let me make sure I got the right one.

I don't know what you got because I got right here. I made one update to it. trips left.

Yeah. Chef service. Sell service. Sell service. Dig, whip, pitch back. Love it.

All right. So, goal is to get the deep safeties occupied. Eyes left. SL. Look at this. Look at this.

Okay. I got to It's a winner right there. Who's going to run this play? You are the quarterback has to roll.

Well, no, no, no. So, here's what happens. Okay, so one Oh, I like this. Okay, I know where you're going

here. Use a white. No, I get it. You got you kill a little time here. You're going to throw the crossing route and pitch it there and like hook and lateral

and take it off. It's a center. It's a It's a down the main line hook and lateral, which is very unusual.

Yep. But it's going to work. It's been It's It's a little bit unorthodox. It's going to work,

but it's the big cat. Is it going to make it happen? You ready for the twist on it, though? Okay. So, you've got it absolutely right. Then you want your quarterback follow his path. And what the quarterback does, he starts to the outside here as this ball is coming across. Get

So, you can carry the whole way. you can option it but then the whole way but then as that receiver is driving across catching it the quarterback

cuts to the middle of the field right there so he starts off on his outside shoulder

pitch it and cuts back so the guy that's running across can it pitch it right off

don't run that with Joe Flacco okay we got we don't have a lot of speed you got yeah running with

dude that would be awesome loves sell service yeah but this if you can get to the point where the quarterback back cuts back off his outside, right? Then home run touchdown guaranteed.

Gone. And then you got And then if Shador scores it, you have to do this. And then you're probably And then you and

the watch is the key. You got to hold your watch up if he scores. Yeah. The only downside to this is you might be interviewing for a head coaching job after this.

So you just broke time. Be ready for that. Yeah. No time. I'm out. Next young offensive mind, Steve Young.

All right. Have fun with you guys. Yeah, we're good right now. Great seeing you.

Really? You guys are great. Have fun. Who knew? It's going to be It's going to work. It's going to work.

Yep. Sell service. All right. I got to give you credit. Okay. All right. See you, boys. It's going to work. See you, Steve.

I think that went well. Good install. It's one of those things like we need it to be we need it to be a touchdown or just a train wreck. Fumbles everywhere.

It's probably going to be has to be one or the other. Cannot be like a 10 yard.

If you execute this play correctly in completion, guaranteed touchdown. Guaranteed.

Well, yeah. We could also What's an ideal defense? There's no defense for the for that play if you execute it correctly.

Doesn't exist. Shador having a bad incomplete pass would also be funny on it. Like a really bad one.

Yeah. But then we would even know that that was the one. We can say. Yeah. Shador screwed our layup.

Wait, so it's like uh hook and ladder. Hook and ladder into just You want me to draw it up for you on this board?

The triple option here. Why were you making him do Steve Young on just the phone?

I told him to use the whiteboard so that it would it would have made a little bit more sense visually while but it's it's okay.

Well, also we would have had to erase the offensive lineman and stuff because there's no offensive lineman.

How how ever were we we going to be able to do that? I I tried to get the install meeting efficient 2 minutes or less.

Okay. I love when Max sits like this. I can watch him sit like this forever. I should be a Buddha for Halloween one year.

I said that in a non-creepy way on Rome.com last week. Did you see that clip? Yeah,

I could just watch Max exist. Okay, here's center. Here's QB. We got Max. Mhm. What's the name?

We got trips left, two receivers to the right. This one inside slot guy going to run a clear out. Clear out. This guy slot guy going to run post clear out. I mean corner clear out.

Uh this guy going to run come back clear out trying to draw all the all the defense either here or over here. This guy right here is going to run a whip route. He's going up down and then

touch. That's how Chay drew it out. But basically, is this a Chay play or is this a U play?

This is an US play. So this guy whip route or a choice route. It's a whip route. It's a whip route. So, he's going to fake to the outside then come back to the inside.

Have you thought about making it a choice route? I did, but but Chay told you told you this question whip route and then this guy is going to run boom right here. Drag across the middle. Um, quarterback is going to throw the ball to right here. This guy on the whip continues his route across the field and there's a pitch back to him as he goes across the field. So then this guy goes up the outside and after the quarterback throws this pass to the guy coming across the middle, he follows to the outside and then he cuts back in and goes up. So there's a pitch right here.

That's what the X means. And then there's potentially a second pitch right there to the quarterback who breaks in off the outside shoulder, goes up field for touchdown.

Shador. And then this right here. Yeah, that's a watch. Then he puts a watch up.

Yep. Mhm. Coach. Yes, sir. So, pitch receiver number one. Ball pass comes across the middle. the guy that's coming across the middle on the not choice route

catches the pitch. Mhm. How many steps do you anticipate him taking before the quarterback is behind him?

This guy right here takes about two steps, throws it back in, pitches back as this guy is continuing his break to the outside. So the quarterback starts the outside and then comes off his hip.

Pitch back inside. I don't know if the timing of this all makes sense. So, so how's the quarterback going to get there in time? Throw the ball.

Where's the football? Where's the football? I don't I don't understand what you guys aren't getting so fast.

So, the quarterback has to throw the football. You understand that a pitch Wait wait wait.

I'm the guy. Wait, wait, wait. I'm the coach right now. You We're asking questions. You're getting

I'm trying I'm trying to sit down. You're being uncachable. I'm trying to run through the plan.

I think takes this [ __ ] Sit down. Sit down. You got the kids from Foxboro High School. Understand this play easier than you.

Hang on. Sit down. Question. We're not doing questions right now. This is not question time. Memes.

I'm going to I'm going to explain I'm going to explain one thing. The pitch You understand that a pitch has to go backwards. Correct. Correct. So it's okay. So it's okay if the quarterback is a little bit behind this guy that's coming across the outside.

Yes, coach. Yes. What do you want? All right. I'm catching the first pitch. It's coming backwards to me.

Yeah. Then I'm taking it turning running up field and then turning around. Okay. Great question. That's a great question.

Or am I turning it this way? Good question. Excellent question. Really good question, Hank.

That's a great question, Hank. You were you were trying to Here's what I would like to see. I would like to see this guy big cat ball

as coach. This guy catches the ball from the pitch right here. Okay, he continues going to the outside because you're going to have a defender that's following this route across the middle. That should open up a big space right here. He's going to go to the outside. Then, as these deep defensive players who are drawn to the to the end zone realize what's happening, they're going to make a break to the outside to cover the guy that's coming on the pitch. So that guy, what he's going to do is he's going to turn his hips and throw it like that. Cuz if he takes it and he's he has to stop and pitch it like that.

Wait. So he's running up field. Yeah. Running to the outside and starting to turn up field

and then pitches it over his right shoulder. A risky play. No. So I'll show you. It's it's a common play in rugby. Hey, come here.

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That's delicious. Pepsi Zero Sugar. Okay. You're going to be the quarterback in this situation.

I'd be the fastest human being alive. No. No. Because hey, shut the [ __ ] up. This guy's catching the ball.

You're being a naysayer. You are. This guy's This guy's catching the ball and he's going to the outside. He's continuing to the outside. And now you're trailing behind. You're coming to the outside, too. And then as I start to turn up field a little bit, you break to my inside shoulder.

Never saw it come like that. So, if the quarterback were to go like that or if the uh wide receiver were to go like this and come off my come off my hip and go like that,

that's a forward pass. Well, that would be a forward pass where Hank was lined up. But also, do that.

This guy would have to either slow down a little bit or start to turn his hips this way, which would make these defenders that I've successfully drawn to me via great coaching see that this pass is coming and go and flag you.

It's the perfect play. It's the perfect play. It's the perfect play. If if you execute it right, it's called a scissors pass in rugby. A scissors concept. I can see that you believe now.

There's no way they Does the rugby player that's that's catching the second pitch start 30 yards behind the play?

Yeah. Sometimes the fullback will be back there like 20 m. Yeah. Do you understand how fast your Sanders is?

Well, the guy coming across the middle is probably fast. He's a Pro Bowl receiver. What you're what you're not understanding is this guy is continuing his route a little bit to the outside. So, as the quarterback runs up this way, he's running more downfield than this guy is. Who's running to the side?

Do you get it? Yeah. Yeah. Do you understand? It sounds like you don't get it. E.

No, I get it. I believe. Yes. Coach, he does not believe. He doesn't believe me. Do you have a question?

You're a [ __ ] naysayer. You're a naysayer piece of [ __ ] I did. I just don't know how the quarterback's going to get there.

Okay, as a Jets fan, I can understand how you Sanders, bro. He's fast. Rugby, dude.

Sanders. Memes. This guy is running this way to the Isn't this guy faster than the quarterback though?

What? What guy? The the receiver that's catching the ball. Yeah, probably catching the pitch.

But again, he is running to the side before starting to bend up field. So, as as Shadore is following his pass coming up this way, he's going more downfield while the receiver has the ball and is going more at an angle towards the sideline/ the corner allowing Shidor to make up that ground and he should not be even with him because he's catching a pitch and the pitch can't go forward. The ball has to be thrown backwards or laterally. So, he cannot Shador cannot be anywhere close to level with the receiver. You get it now? Jesus Christ.

Where's Gruden's room? It's hard to find. I would love to see if we can break this one down.

I I will break Gruden's ass down on it. What are you? What are you going to do?

He's going to break his ass down. Hey. Okay. Yeah. Now, now we're bought in. Now we're bought in, boys.

Hearts. Zack, you have any questions? Quick question. Are you thinking about maybe running this off out to no huddle or maybe timeout ice defense before?

That's a great question. Ice the defense. Got to ice the defense. I think I might do a timeout ice defense. But the beauty of this play is it's perfect. So it doesn't matter when you run it.

I like the idea of icing. Yeah. I think I I think icing the defense would be a good call though.

Is this play better for flag football than like tackle football or better for tackle football? Uh probably better for

say tackle for tackle football just in case if if like ideally it's best for rugby

except for the forward pass that part. But I'm blending two sports. This is this is the future of football. This play right here.

Mhm. This is this is how it's going to be done. But what if the quarterback's not fast enough to get there?

Which would be every quarterback Lamar. How Daniel Jones actually 10 more miles an hour.

How far downfield do you think this guy is? You tell me, coach. Five yards. He is about 5 to seven yards downfield. So Shador passes the ball off of like let's call it a a fivestep drop.

Question. Okay. So he's he's going to be like four yards behind the line of scrimmage. This guy's going to be like that's 11 yards. After he throws it, this guy catches it. That's gonna take about

catching it with a full head of steam or a momentum and that guy's gonna take about a half second to pitch it back to this guy who's gonna catch it

also with Shador is right here. Question. What? So if that guy's seven yards above line of scrimmage and the quarterback's already five yards behind the line of scrimmage and he takes four step drop makes it nine yards behind the scrimmage.

No, I'm saying after the four after the four to fivestep drop, we're going to call it five yards behind the line. a lot of non-believers in this room

and as he's throwing it his momentum's carrying him this way anyways. So that's give him a quarter yard more forward.

I'm saying it it helps the start. What if there's like a severe injury on this play?

That'd be awesome for the show. Yeah, it would be. Um but why not put that guy on

I'm hearing a lot of reasons why this play can't work. Give me one why it can't.

Quarterback. Yeah, good good play. the quarterback is fast enough because this guy

Oh, I got one. Jesus Christ, guys. It's the Pro Bowl and they don't care and they just kind of let him run in.

Well, yeah. So, great actually. Great point by Hank. Hank, great point. Shador knowing that this is a play for him. He's going to be going balls to the wall. Uh, this slot receiver right here. Who are the receivers in the pro this year?

Say it's Almond Ross St. Brown. Almond. Almond Ross St. Brown. Slightly faster than

Well, no. We got to do AFC. Jamar Chase. Jamar Chase is going to be thinking like, I'm not getting paid for this [ __ ] I'm not going to be running fast. So Shor's going to be able to catch up to him.

Yep. Can we run it through a projection of what the defense is going to do during this?

Yeah, they're going to get [ __ ] up. This guy, this guy right here, they're going to say, "What the [ __ ] just happened?"

This guy right here is going to be [ __ ] himself. Why not make the one? Cuz he's like, "I've never seen this before. This is crazy." Put second pitch.

This this guy right here. What did you say means? There's already a guy running that way. Why not just make the second pitch to that guy?

What? What? Where's that? What? That guy's already cleared out. He's running a cleared out concept.

He can do a delay and then use pitches. I'm No, he can't. He's clearing everyone out.

He can't do a delay because that would leave the defender down here in the heart of the play.

Come on, memes. So, this guy is going to be down here biting on the deep fake and he's going to be like, "Oh god." And then he's gonna have a gun.

What do you think the plan? And he's gonna shoot. He's gonna want to kill himself because he got faked out so hard. That's what he's gonna be think he's shooting himself. He's killing himself are

uh if executed correctly, 100%. Touchdown rate. If if executed correct, what are the chances of it executing correctly?

Depends how good a coach Steve Young is. If you gave me if you gave me 15 minutes to coach this play

and a buy in full buy in not like not a locker room like this. Yeah. What do you think a buyin is in this room?

I'd say it's Hank is is a non-believer. Memes non-believer. Memes non-believer. Uh Max and Big Cat are both being polite non-believers.

Zach is just hoping I don't call on him again for another question. Uh Dom is being positive and I think he's skeptical. And Shane, I don't know. He's seen a lot of Chargers football, so he's seen worse plays before.

The [ __ ] Yeah, I think I I served up the rule pretty well. Pretty good. And I'm a believer 100% deep in my wall, but you guys are are making me second guess it, which is not a good position for me to be in.

I believe. No, you don't. No, I don't. Okay. I can't really say it out loud. What do you give me? What

What do you give me if this play works? If it's a touchdown. A touchdown. Yeah.

$80,000 Sanders. 80 grand after two pitches backs. Double or nothing. Yeah. 80 grand.

80 grand. 80 grand. What if it doesn't work? Then you were right. Congrats. Yeah. Oh, it's it's really fun being the guy who doubted everything.

Yeah. It's really easy to say the stuff won't work when you're trying to reinvent the sport.

If the Patriots win, you guys split the winnings. Yeah. Deal. Does it got to be a touchdown?

Touchdown by Sanders after two pitches or whoever the quarterback is, right? Joe Flaco.

And it has to be two pitches. Yeah, two pitches. No, this is a big moment right here. We This is Ch This could change the entire weekend.

This is going to be the weekend. This could change the sport. PFT will be even bigger Patriots right now. That's true. That's a good point because then you would

Yeah. Everything is is trying to get hang. Also, PFT keeps walking around being like, I got a $40,000 bet on the Patriots. That is It's such an

You see a Patriots bet, you're always like You don't I do you don't factor fiction. I have a $40,000 bet.

It's my bet. I put $40,000 in my draft. $4,000 that you owed me. Correct. So therefore,

but I but I get a taste of it if it hits two, right? But it's not like you're like, I have a $40,000 bet. It's not like you did that. And if the bet didn't exist, you would never have done that.

If the bet didn't exist, what's up, man? I never would have done it. What's up? What's going on? I'm Dan. Pleasure.

Good to meet you, man. Sir, what's up, man? How you doing? PFT. Good to meet you, man. Thanks for coming out, sir. No doubt. Thanks for having me.

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What's up, big boy? What's up? Ready to go? No, I'm not ready. Come on, dude. I'm scared, dude.

Why? I haven't played football in 15 years. Best guy's gonna play. Simple stuff. I don't care if your name's Lockwood.

I don't know if that was on camera. Hey, on the hop. Lockwood. Oh, Zack. Where's Zach at?

Zach's pooping. Zack throwing up. All right, go. So much butt crackers coming out. Okay, Max, you're going to snap the ball and you're going to immediately peel out to the flat, the right flat, and you're going to Yeah. Show your hands

and you're going to give him an option right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got You got to take the time that you get. We only had about 5 minutes. So,

how'd you come up with that play? That's just a It's a classic play. I could I could honestly probably not be on the scooter, but it's way more I think I feel feel like it's more inspiring if I am.

You know, anyone can do anything. Participation rulewise, everyone is here to play. Start on defense. You got to play that seriously. You cannot sit out.

Starting at quarterback, Hank Lockwood. Well deserved. Well deserved. Here we go.

Let's go, boys. Thank you, coach. We'll let you down. Starting at yellow, aka center. I'm going to start EVO.

I think I think Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I drafted this team based around the core principles of speed and Hank.

Yep. That's and yeah, speed and Hank and Hank Hank as a quarterback. You're you're fast. You're got great hands. You're a weapon in the receiving game. I think we've got the best receivers of any team that's out here.

It's about Hank being as great as I know Hank can be, delivering the ball in the right spot, throwing guys open, making plays. Hank, look at these weapons we got you.

I'm excited. We got you weapons, bud. I'm focused on yellow. Yeah, yellow. How far How far you stay in the back, Hank?

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If I score touchdown, I want you guys to line up along the back and I'm going to do a firing squad. You guys are all going to drop, right? Let's get the Let's get in there. this up.

Doc, hey, I also I need you to follow your passes too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Cuz we're going to be playing downfield. This here you're fat eatating pizza before the game.

You got a quarterback slice of cheese pizza. Man, I tell you what. Taking pisses eating pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes for to have his body ready. I trust. What does DJ do? I trust you. You know your body.

I don't even want the pizza. I don't even I don't even want to know where it is.

That's right. You hate pizza. I would hate for you to tell me where it is. Surprisingly good pizza.

Not even thinking about pizza right now. I don't even know where it is. I don't even want to know. Where is it, though?

Doesn't matter. Way to break down. Jay, watch Jay go. Get out. No mission. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. That's what I'm doing. Here we go.

Oh my god. All right, here we go. Step on their [ __ ] throats. How are you feeling? Give you one.

Uh, yeah. I mean, I'm a bad quarterback. I think we I think we switch it up and throw them off. I think I don't know. The team we're about to play is going to be much better.

Yeah. It's all about matchup. Hank is going to be so wide open on these laterals if he falls his fastest. I'm telling you. Maybe we switch QB.

Go. Yeah, they just watch. They just watch. They just watch. Yeah, I like that. That's a [ __ ] team.

That's smart. Shower. We've installed some tunnel screens and way more laterals.

This game. Also, Also, we got a trick play dialed up. I'm going to pretend to be mad at Hank.

We're going to get to a fight. Silent snap. I'm going to tell Hank to go. He's going to take off down the old man. The play call is Kyle.

All right, let's go. We know what we're doing. Oh, WOW. NO, he hit the ground. I saw hit the ground 100%.

Oh, no. Did that hit the ground? No. GIVE ME THAT ONE, TOO. I WOULD HAVE BET my life.

Come on. Not a [ __ ] boy. Max drive. You know they robbed us from this game. I'm a good ball game.

I would like you to play, but I don't want to. I spent the whole game on the field.

You scored so [ __ ] fast. That was That was your longest drive. was five plays.

I want to try to run foul. Yeah. Okay. Wow. The game plan worked. It did. I think defensively getting a guy in Nikki Smoke's face was

pretty key. And also like Max was all hard out there on the I I'm so proud of each and every one of those guys. Max, Hank, Malisk, the lead referee, Big Cat, the side judge, Ebo, the other side judge. Like, everyone chipped in today. I honestly think that the refs called a pretty good game. I haven't I didn't have the benefit of replay, but it happened so fast. So, who's to say if they did a good job or not? That's, you know, we'll look at the film later, but I'm very proud of these guys. Very proud. Also, excellent coaching by me.

The play to Hank worked. You see that play to Hank worked just how we drew it up. Made some game plan changes with the the quick screens and [ __ ]

Very happy with the boys.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week"?

Max (Guest), Zach (Host), Steve Young (Guest), Big Cat (Host), Hank Lockwood (Host), Memes (Host).

What is "PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week" about?

The discussion revolves around the humorous chaos of preparing for a major event in San Francisco, highlighting the team’s banter about one member, Zach, who mysteriously falls asleep, leading to lighthearted exchanges about their group's dynamics and plans for the big game ahead. The episode captures the excitement and camaraderie of the team as they navigate the challenges of the week.

What is mentioned in this Pardon My Take episode?

5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Steve Young. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "PMT Takes On San Francisco For Big Game Week"?

The episode runs 36 min; the transcript is about 6,579 words in 224 timestamped sections.

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