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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)", an episode of SmartLess published April 17, 2025 (22 min, about 3,918 words). It mentions 55 people, works and ideas, including Monopoly, Elliot Kalin, Hasbro, Sean Hayes, Deadpool.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Monopoly, Monopoly, Elliot Kalin, Hasbro
  2. – 10:00: Monopoly, Monopoly, Amazon, Chicago
  3. – 15:00: Archipelago, Embargo, Prevagen, Trinidad and Tobago
  4. – 20:00: Monopoly, Monopoly, Deadpool, Paris Hilton
  5. – 22:01: Elliot Kalin, Monopoly, Monopoly, Smartless Media

Notable quotes from "SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)"

  • Singing songs we have to guess. It's a whole lot of fun. Here's a special Monopoly themed episode that came out today sponsored by our friends at Hasbro where my husband Oh, I…
    about Monopoly · at
  • Exactly. Exactly. when you said love more than anything else, I thought you were going to say Pop-Tarts, but Oh, Pop-Tarts. Chocolate.
    about Pop-Tarts · at
  • Expansion packs, free parking, go to jail, and buy everything. And also a question about the Monopoly tokens themselves, and one about all the special edition boards that have…
    about Monopoly Tokens · at
  • All right, let's see. By order of Milbourne Rich Uncle Pennybags, which yes is the Monopoly man's legal name. If you don't believe me, look up his birth certificate. It's on file. I shall reveal to you that you are correct. Yes,.
    about Milbourne Rich Uncle Pennybags · at
  • Explore. Pick your pack or grab all three and let the game get a whole lot more exciting. Available now on Amazon.
    about Amazon · at
  • Is its logo. Yes, logo. Very good. Number two, the Windy City is Chicago. Chicago.
    about Chicago · at
  • Figures have never had their own themed Monopoly special edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own…
    about Deadpool · at
  • Clueless. You have been listening to Smartless Presents Clueless, a Smartless Media production in association with SiriusXM. Your host is Elliot Kalin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Shawn Hayes, who does like.
    about Smartless Media · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Elliot Kalin — Person · 4 mentions · first at
    Bite-sized game show last year called Clueless. And every episode, our hilarious host Elliot Kalin takes me and a friend of mine through a different game. And sometimes they're…
  • Sean Hayes — Person · 3 mentions · first at
    Hey smarties, it's Sean Hayes here. You may remember that we launched a new bite-sized game show last year called Clueless. And every episode, our hilarious host Elliot Kalin takes me and.
  • Deadpool — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Paris Hilton — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Figures have never had their own themed Monopoly special edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own…
  • Ted Lasso — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Figures have never had their own themed Monopoly special edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own…
  • Scotty Icelel — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Where my husband Oh, I want to say Steve Scotty. That's it. My husband Scotty Icelel and I play a special Monopoly themed game called Do Not Pass Go. Today's episode of…
  • Milbourne Rich Uncle Pennybags — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Omar Sharif — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Russian novel made into a film starring Omar Sharif. You got this one. I can see. Oh my god, I know it. I'm literally my brain is on fire. That's where the answer would be. Yeah. Don't look in the other organs.
  • Coleman Domingo — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Good. Wow. Yeah. Good for you. Question 22. He's one of opera's famous three teners. And Domingo. Yes. Domingo. Very good. Very good. Okay. 23. New wave band founded by Danny…
  • Danny Elfman — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Teners. And Domingo. Yes. Domingo. Very good. Very good. Okay. 23. New wave band founded by Danny Elfman who wrote the theme to Weird Science. Bongo. Bongo. I got Oh, very…
  • The Beatles — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Monopoly special edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own Monopoly Special Edition themed set. I'm going…
  • Kyle McGrath — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Engineer is Devon Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects. Assistant engineer Kyle McGrath. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason…
  • Jason Rich — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Effects. Assistant engineer Kyle McGrath. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason Rich. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social…
  • Josh Richmond — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Effects. Assistant engineer Kyle McGrath. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason Rich. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social…
  • Vice President Harris — Person · 1 mention · first at
    McGrath. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason Rich. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social media producer Tommy Galano.…
  • Mattie McCann — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Josh Richmond and Jason Rich. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social media producer Tommy Galano. Executive producers are Elliot Kalin, Shawn Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Baitman.
  • Tommy Galano — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social media producer Tommy Galano. Executive producers are Elliot Kalin, Shawn Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Baitman.
  • Jason Bateman — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Producer Tommy Galano. Executive producers are Elliot Kalin, Shawn Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Baitman.
  • Will Arnett — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Producer Tommy Galano. Executive producers are Elliot Kalin, Shawn Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Baitman.
  • Alexander Solzhenitsyn — Person · 1 mention
  • Carmen Sandiego — Person · 1 mention
  • Coen brothers — Person · 1 mention
  • Mathew Freud — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • Hasbro — Company · 4 mentions · first at
    Add new ways to play and to make the game shorter. All three are available now. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.
  • Smartless Media — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • B&O Railroad — Company · 1 mention
  • Oingo Boingo — Company · 1 mention
  • Sirius XM — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

Concepts & topics

  • Vertigo — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Vertigo. Oh boy, that was so close. That was neck and neck. I'm going to give each of you two on that one. We have to go to the tale of the tape, but we don't but we don't have it. So,.
  • Archipelago — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah. All right. The answer was archipelago. Oh, yes. I didn't know. I didn't know there was a string of islands, but yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. A string of islands. Question number 13. You guys will get this. A.
  • Embargo — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    What? You were thinking balobago difficult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A trade ban is an embargo. Yes.
  • Standing O — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Round of applause as at the end of a play. This is a tricky one. It's like a standing O. You got it, Sean. Standing O. Yes. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. Not as the answer, but just his thinking, but yeah, that's what it was.
  • CEO's ego — Concept · 1 mention
  • Ginkgo biloba — Concept · 1 mention
  • Id — Concept · 1 mention
  • Superego — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • Chicago — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Trinidad and Tobago — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Okay. You want me to tell you what it is? Yeah. Tobago or Tobago? Trinidad and Tobago. What am I? Okay. Well, how about this one? Question 17. tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement.

Sponsors

  • Monopoly — Sponsor · 18 mentions · first at
  • Hasbro — Sponsor · 4 mentions · first at
    Whole lot of fun. Here's a special Monopoly themed episode that came out today sponsored by our friends at Hasbro where my husband Oh, I want to say Steve Scotty. That's it. My…
  • Amazon — Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at

Full transcript with timestamps

Hey smarties, it's Sean Hayes here. You may remember that we launched a new bite-sized game show last year called Clueless. And every episode, our hilarious host Elliot Kalin takes me and a friend of mine through a different game. And sometimes they're word puzzles or chains of common phrases or robots singing songs we have to guess. It's a whole lot of fun. Here's a special Monopoly themed episode that came out today sponsored by our friends at Hasbro where my husband Oh, I want to say Steve Scotty. That's it. My husband Scotty Icelel and I play a special Monopoly themed game called Do Not Pass Go. Today's episode of Clueless is sponsored by Monopoly and there are three brand new expansions which you can add onto your classic Monopoly board to add new ways to play and to make the game shorter. All three are available now. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

Smart glass media. Congratulations. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. It's even better than first prize because now you've got a goal to work towards. This is clueless. Clueless. Clueless. I'm clueless. Very nice. Welcome to Smartless Presents Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only asks 15 minutes of your time and offers you so much in return. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, or at least that's what my parents told me. Now, please welcome the man who thinks Community Chest means everyone wants to see him take his shirt off Sean Hayes. Believe me, that you talk about horror films, that would be a horror film. Uh, not that you were talking about horror films, guys. Thank you, Elliot. Thank you for having me again.

This is so so much fun. I look forward to this every single time we do it because I love games. I love you. I love this show. I love everything about it. But I love even more than all of those things. Is that possible? There's something you love more than those things. Uh-huh. Chocolate cake and my husband Scotty Ice Snuggle, who's here as well. Scotty, uh, where are you right now? Hi. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes. What part of the of the city in the town are you in? And where are you exactly right now? I'm actually in the next room. Oh, that's spooky. That's very spooky. All right.

The idea of him being in the same house as you is is off very creepy and weird. Very upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. This is why we have the couple houses, you know. Exactly. Exactly. You know, when you said uh love more than anything else, I thought you were going to say Pop-Tarts, but Oh, Pop-Tarts. Chocolate. Snickers, too, and paydays and stuff like that. Well, Scotty is quickly getting knocked out of the top five. That's funny. Yeah. Yep. Today's episode, it's about the world of Monopoly. Oo, it's our special Monopoly episode. That's right, Monopoly. The game of wheeling and dealing and stealing from the bank when your friends are in the bathroom. So, let's take the BNO railroad over to wherever B and O are for today's first cliffhanger puzzle. Now, without the make you wait for the answer feature. That's right.

We're going to give you today's cliffhanger puzzles and then you'll get the answers today. Thanks to the fine people at Monopoly. Now, to add even more Monopoly to this Monopoly episode, we have a selection of possible Monopoly trivia questions at our disposal. One each for each of the three new Monopoly expansion packs, free parking, go to jail, and buy everything. And also a question about the Monopoly tokens themselves, and one about all the special edition boards that have been made over the years for Monopoly. To decide which of those various trivia question categories we'll be asking, I will have Shawn spin the spinner from the free parking expansion set. Sean, I can't wait. Set that spinner spinning. I haven't done this since college. There we go. Oh, and it landed on Monopoly token. So, that will be the category for today's trivia question. Excellent spinning. Great spinning, Sean. Thank

you. Thank you. Well done. It's on the wrist. It's on the wrist. Well spun. So, today's first puzzle is a trivia question that goes thusly. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly game set? And your choices are T-Rex. The T stands for Tyrannosaurus, cannon, goose, or sack of money. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly set? Again, your choice. T-Rex, the dinosaur, not the band, canon, goose, or sack of money. Over the years, cuz, you know, I grew up playing it when they didn't have any of those. But I know they There was You had to make your own pieces out of corn cobs and, you know, acorns, things like that. Yeah. And we actually had to purchase property with our own money. It was weird. Yeah. That was really put us out with the legal script that came with it. It was very real. Yeah. Um, wait, Scotty, I'm not going to I'm going to I'm not going to say T-Rex cuz that's so

absurd that it sounds like it is a real thing. It is a real thing, right? I'm going to say goose. Goose. Yeah, that was my instinct. That was mine. Yeah. All right, let's see. By order of Milbourne Rich Uncle Pennybags, which yes is the Monopoly man's legal name. If you don't believe me, look up his birth certificate. It's on file. I shall reveal to you that you are correct. Yes, the answer is the goose. Monopoly has never had a goose-shaped token. The cannon was in the original 1935 set. The sack of money was voted for by the public and appeared in sets from the late '90s to 2007. Kind of on the nose public choose sack of money for the T-Rex was briefly introduced in 2017. I assume it's extinct now. Nice work. Very good reason. All right. Nice. Nice.

That's interesting. That's really I love that kind of stuff. Yeah. Well, get ready. You're going to learn more Monopoly stuff later in this episode. Thank you to Monopoly for supporting today's episode. Clueless listeners, Monopoly has created three new ways to play with expansions you add on to your classic Monopoly set. If you want to own the whole board, the buy everything expansion lets you do just that. That's right. Every space on the board is up for grabs. Go to jail? Buy it. Free parking. Yep, that too. And with the buy die, you get even more ways to win fast.

If you're the kind of person who likes to press their luck like Elliot, the free parking jackpot expansion is your jam. Land on free parking, spin the wheel, and boom, cash in big. But don't get too comfortable because it's risky. One spin could have you rolling in money or losing it all. It's high stakes, fast, and definitely for the competitive players. And if you're a mastermind who loves little chaos like Shawn, the go to jail expansion is a gamecher. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic. bribe, steal, and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly. So whether you're a risktaker, rule breaker, or money maker, Monopoly has three new expansion packs for you to explore. Pick your pack or grab all three and let the game get a whole lot more exciting. Available now on Amazon.

All is fair in Monopoly expansions. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro. Listeners, did you get the answer right? If so, I give you permission to win money when you land on free parking. The rules say you can't, but you've earned it. Like, just go for it. Why not? Nobody's watching. But but before you spend your ill gotten gains, let's play today's main game, which is called do not pass go. Do not pass go.

I can't wait. I can't wait for the Clueless album. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be great. I know. I love every song with the show Gets Longer and longer. Yeah. There's There's no better song than a song that has copyright information in the in the song just in case you have any questions about it. Yeah. Well, any Monopoly player knows that passing go is essential to staying alive in the game and possibly in real life, too. So, naturally, Clueless is here to make that a little difficult. To make sure that neither of you pass go, I'm going to give you clues to guess a series of words and phrases that end with the letters go. Remember, they always end in go. You're not passing go because there's no letters after go.

There's never passing go. The words end in go, the ones that you're going to guess. So, you don't go before the other letters go before go. And then you stop. During the instructions, you pass a kidney stone. Yeah, that's Yeah. Well, then then I I'll know from the scream. So, for instance, if the clue was Latin American ballroom dance, the answer would be tango. Tango. Yes, tango. Very good. You didn't say tango, which is good because you got to stop past the correct, guys. I cannot make this clear. You You can't go past Gio. Just don't even The player at the end with the most points wins. The player with the least points will go to Super Jail from the Go to Jail expansion pack, now on store shelves from Monopoly. Do not pass.

The first question, a company's symbol is its logo. Yes, logo. Very good. Number two, the Windy City is Chicago. Chicago. Chicago. Very good. Another word for jargon is lingo. Oh, great. It's close to blue on the spectrum. Indigo. Indigo. Very good. Sean got that one just right at the top. Okay. A pink water fowl is a flamingo. A flamingo. Ah, Scotty. Your buddy in Spanish is your amigo. Amigo lottery style game with numbered balls is bingo. Oh, very good. A crime comedy film by the Cohen brothers. Fargo. Oh, shoot. That tip my tongue.

Plastic building bricks to be mastered. Lego. That was I think Sean got that first, which I should hope since he has a close friend who's involved in Lego things. He He would actually hit me if I didn't He would He'd throw Legos at you. Yeah. He'd make something out of Legos and hit you with it. Yeah. And this is number 10 for the end of the first round cuz we're doing multiple rounds. Number 10, the villain in Shakespeare's aello. Oh, I know it. I know it. I I can give you a follow-up clue if you need a followup clue. Yes, of course. Okay.

He's the sidekick bird in Aladdin. Oh my god. Oh god. I saw that in 1928. I can't remember. Yeah. Um I I don't I'm never going to get this. Hugo. No. Hugo is a good guess cuz it ends in Gio, but it's wrong. The answer is Iago. Iago. All right. Although I guess you could say the real villain is jealousy. Hey. Oh, nice. Write that down, Elliot. It doesn't end in Gio. Jealousy. Go. You're right. I was I'm ruining the my own game. Okay, so tallying up after 10 clues, the score is Shawn has 1 2 3 4. Scotty has 1 2 3 4 5 six. So Scotty is in the lead.

Amazing. I mean, I don't need to sound as amazed. I'm sorry, Scotty. I shouldn't be so amazed with that. I'm in the haunted hallway section of our apartment and I'm getting, you know, underestimated. Yeah. No, no, but that's even better. It means that it means that this is more of exciting, dramatic comeback. Okay, moving back to round two. The rules are the same. Go. Don't go past it. The words end in go. The questions slightly trickier. Each answer is now worth two points. So any the lead is only two points for Scotty from that last round. So Sean could easily erase it and move forward. Or Scotty could take an even further lead. Let's see what happens. Okay, question number 11.

Dizziness. Vertigo. Oh boy, that was so close. That was that was neck and neck. I'm going to give each of you two on that one. We have to go to the tale of the tape, but we don't but we don't have it. So, number 12. A chain of islands is an Oh god. Uh, a chain of islands. I don't know. I'm never going to get I can hear the audience screaming at us right now. They're screaming at you. I I I I have The only clue I have for you is probably not going to be that helpful. What is it? Uh, the word that's missing from the title of Alexander Solzen's The Goolag.

Good lord. Oh, sure. Only association I have with that word. No, I have no idea. Should we move on to the next one? Yeah. Yeah. All right. The answer was archipelago. Oh, yes. I didn't know. I didn't know there was a string of islands, but yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. A string of islands. Question number 13. You guys will get this. A kind of ship or a kind of shorts. Cargo. Very good. A milk cheese similar to parmesan. Uh. Oh. Bri, go. Cheddar go. Um, I don't I'm going to know it and I I I I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, the answer is Aiago. Jeez. These are the tough ones.

These are the two point ones, but you'll get this. Manufacturer of camper vans. Wnebago. Oh, that's great. I feel like Scotty started first, but Sean finished the word first. And then Scotty took longer to say the word, but Sean finished it. So, we must have a delay because I'm feel like I'm getting all of these. Okay, go ahead. Number 16. Island that forms a country with Trinidad. Do we know it? I'm going through my world knowledge. Think about it. So they're often referred to as Trinidad and Trin. Trinidad and Trinidom. Um, no. I don't know. Geography not my strong suit.

Okay. You want me to tell you what it is? Yeah. Tobago or Tobago? Trinidad and Tobago. What am I? Okay. Well, how about this one? Question 17. tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement. Uh, seems like you guys could use this one. Prevagingo. Oh, no. That's from jellyfish. Prevagen. Yeah, I just I was thinking that, too. Yeah. A tree whose supplements use memory thing. Uh, well, now we're never going to forget this answer. Never. You'll remember. So, if it's an ancient tree, you see a lot of them in New York City. Would you like me to tell you the answer? Yes, please. GKO. Ginko. Oh, goba. Ginko baloba. Yes. Yeah. You know what? You were thinking balobago difficult. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A trade ban is an embargo. Yes.

God, you've passed. You might order movie tickets from Pendo. That was That was beautiful to see. Scotty was I may have pooped in my pants a little bit on that one. I've never seen two people verbally scramble over each other that way. Question 20, the final one for this round. Freud said that this part of the mind acts as our conscience. Ego. Ego. Uh, you're both wrong. I apologize. Would you like another Would you like another try at it? Because you're almost there. Ego. If it's not just an ego, if it's even bigger and more powerful than an ego, it would be super ego. Yes. Super ego. Very good. There's the id, the ego, and the super ego. Very easy to confuse them cuz they've got almost the same name. I was thinking of ID, too. I was like, ido, id go. No. Okay, go.

Right after round two, let's tally up the score again. Well, we don't have to do it. Scotty won. Oh, here we go. Come on. Let's go. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Just to say it officially, Sean has seven and Scotty has, let's see, 7 9 4 17 48. Okay, 17. I'll take it. But just in case you think we passed go, I've got a rude awakening for you. We did not pass go because it's time for the mega clue. Mega clue question. Which is going to be the hardest words and phrases ending in go yet? So, there are fewer of them. Each one is worth five points. Get ready to give me some mega answers for the mega clue as we mega don't pass me go.

So, let's go for it. Okay. Question 21. Russian novel made into a film starring Omar Sharif. You got this one. I can see. Oh my god, I know it. I'm literally my brain is on fire. That's where the answer would be. Yeah. Don't look in the other organs. It's not in your lungs or the frozen turkey section. I'm uh Dr. Jivago. Yes, Dr. Jivago. Very good. Wow. Yeah. Good for you. Question 22. He's one of opera's famous three teners. And Domingo. Yes. Domingo. Very good. Very good. Okay. 23. New wave band founded by Danny Elfman who wrote the theme to Weird Science. Bongo. Bongo. I got Oh, very good, John. Yep. 24. A huge round of applause as at the end of a play. This is a tricky one. It's like a standing O. You got it, Sean. Standing O. Yes. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. Not as the answer, but just his thinking, but yeah, that's what it was.

Standing O. And 25. Finally, a fictional thief who quote sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. Carmen San Diego. Yes. Carmen San Diego. Wow, Scotty, how did you get that? That's one '90s kids will know. That is the end of the game. That was Fast and Furious. After three rounds, the final score is Let's take a look. Let me add it up. 27. Scotty has 27. Desawn's 22. It That's only one final round question away from uh you know, that's the That's a close game. That was It turned very close. Close. Yeah. So, the winner is Scotty. Scotty, I hope I hope I hope this something you can lure over Sean for at least an hour. I think it's already started.

Good. Good. I'm I'm happy for you. Listeners at home, do you do as well as Shawn and Scotty? If not, then in the spirit of the sale cards from the Buy Everything expansion pack, I give you permission to purchase all of Scotty's correct answers. Now, you're the winner of the game. Congratulations. Sorry, Scotty. They bought it from you. Wow. Of course, the great thing about Monopoly is it brings so many people together. friends and relatives, cars and thimbles, top hats and little dogs. So why not snuggle up close for today's final cliffhanger puzzle. Of course, today's cliffhanger puzzle is the anti-cliffhanger because we're going to give you the answer today. So, let's call it an in no danger of falling puzzle. That's what we're doing today. An in no danger of falling puzzle. I love that. Sean, you got to spin last time. So, Scotty, you get to spin the free parking expansion pack spinner to see what kind of trivia

question I'll be asking you for this in no danger of falling non-cliffhanger puzzle. Okay, Scotty, ready to give it a spin? Yes, let's go. Let's go. Here we go. And it's spinning. Let the record show that the spinner landed on Monopoly special editions as the category. So, I'm going to ask you a question about Monopoly Special Editions. That question goes thusly. Monopoly is licensed in 103 countries, printed in 37 languages, and there are an estimated 2,500 plus special edition boards, themed to locations, franchises, or notable individuals. Which of these pop culture figures have never had their own themed Monopoly special edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own Monopoly Special Edition themed set. I'm going to say the Beatles. Scotty, I was going to say Ted Lasso. Okay, you are both incorrect. No, the answer is Paris Hilton. The Beatles

have had several additions. Deadpool has had two. Ted Lasso had one, but Paris Hilton, despite having family in the hotel business, has not had a single Monopoly set to her own. So, how do you feel about how do you feel about misjudging that one? Doing okay. I'm going to be all right. Okay, good. Can you give me this? It's going to be a real roller coaster episode for you. I appreciate just give me give me a minute. Okay, I'm good. Sean Sean needs a minute. I need to go rub I need to go rub his shoulders. We'll be right back.

Okay. Unfortunately, we just landed on go directly to the end of show. But before we go, I'd like to thank Scotty Iceble for advancing to the nearest utility and if owned, buying it from the bank. I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for remembering it's not pronounced monopoly. Uh I really appreciate that you weren't calling it that. But most of all, I'd like to thank you, the listener, for letting us have a monopoly on your ears. Until next time, this has been Smartless Presents Clueless. I've been your host, Ellie Kalin, and I'm playing my get out of this episode free card. See you suckers.

Clueless. You have been listening to Smartless Presents Clueless, a Smartless Media production in association with SiriusXM. Your host is Elliot Kalin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Shawn Hayes, who does like candy. Your producer, editor, and engineer is Devon Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects. Assistant engineer Kyle McGrath. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason Rich. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Mattie McCann. Social media producer Tommy Galano. Executive producers are Elliot Kalin, Shawn Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Baitman.

Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson, and Bernie Kaminsky. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate, and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more. Thank you to our partner, Monopoly, for supporting today's special episode of Clueless. Because we all have a Monopoly board lying around. Monopoly has introduced three new expansions that you can buy to add on to your Monopoly board to have new ways to play. We are loving playing with these new expansion packs. We are going to have to take turns switching between the free parking jackpot, buy everything, and go to jail for our next few game nights. It's going to be super fun. These expansions are available now on Amazon. So go out and get yours today. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

Smart. Bless me.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)"?

In order: 0:00 Monopoly, Monopoly, Elliot Kalin, Hasbro; 5:00 Monopoly, Monopoly, Amazon, Chicago; 10:00 Archipelago, Embargo, Prevagen, Trinidad and Tobago; 15:00 Monopoly, Monopoly, Deadpool, Paris Hilton; 20:00 Elliot Kalin, Monopoly, Monopoly, Smartless Media.

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55 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Monopoly, Elliot Kalin, Hasbro, Sean Hayes, Deadpool, Paris Hilton. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)"?

The episode runs 22 min; the transcript is about 3,918 words in 31 timestamped sections.

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