Eat It Or Yeet It Is BACK?! | Bit City

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Bit City, Big Asparagus, California Fish Grill, Chanse
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Chanse, Big Asparagus
3. 10:00 – 15:00: Damien, Bit City, Courtney
4. 15:00 – 20:00: Eat it or Yeet it, Olivia
5. 20:00 – 25:00: Olivia, Cody Garrett, Eat it or Yeet it, Bit City
6. 25:00 – 30:00: Cody Garrett, Chanse, Courtney, Damien

Notable quotes from "Eat It Or Yeet It Is BACK?! | Bit City"

• (Chanse yelling) - [All] Lay that egg!

  about Chanse · at 0:00

• California Fish Grill in Rancho Cucamonga has a secret, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

  about California Fish Grill · at 4:11

• Damien, do I really have to read all this?

  about Damien · at 10:35

• [Olivia] Was your work good today?

  about Olivia · at 19:59

• Garrett, what was it like seeing the cloche?

  about Cody Garrett · at 24:10

• [Courtney] Oh, my god, oh, my god!

  about Courtney · at 25:04

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Chanse — Person · 7 mentions · first at 0:00
• Olivia — Person · 7 mentions · first at 19:57
• Damien — Person · 5 mentions · first at 10:35
• Cody Garrett — Person · 5 mentions · first at 23:19
• Courtney — Person · 3 mentions · first at 13:47
• BHC Tommy — Person · 2 mentions
• Erin — Person · 2 mentions

Companies & orgs

• Smosh — Company · 5 mentions
• California Fish Grill — Company · 1 mention · first at 4:11

Concepts & topics

• Bit City — Concept · 5 mentions · first at 0:10
  Welcome to the Bit City episode that's themed chicken!
• Big Asparagus — Concept · 3 mentions · first at 4:16
• Eat it or Yeet it — Concept · 3 mentions · first at 19:24
  We'll be right back with, I can't wait to say this, Eat it or Yeet it.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 (Chanse yelling) - [All] Lay that egg! Lay that egg! - Are you high right now? - So everyone else thinks I just drank breast milk, is that what's going on here? - Welcome to the "Bit City" episode that's themed chicken! (all applaud) Guys, we're doing chicken characters, chicken sketches, chicken challenges. It's gonna be so fun. (phone blaring) Oh, are you guys getting... - Yeah. - My phone's going off. Is this an alert for everybody? Wait! - [All] There's a meteor coming to Earth! (upbeat music) (lights buzzing) - [Ian] We're all gonna die.

0:35 It doesn't really matter. - My phone tells me we have 60 minutes before a meteor is gonna hit! We have 60 minutes before we die, and we're doing the chicken episode? - Mine says, "Slide to unlock. Face not recognized." - We have 60 minutes to do "Bit City", the last "Bit City" ever before we die 'cause the meteor comes all over the Earth! - I can't believe it's coming. It's gonna come all over the Earth. - I'm not ready for meteor (beep)! - So we have to do bits we've always wanted to do before we die from meteor (beep).

1:10 Okay, this is what's gonna happen. We're gonna use this entire episode and all of us, we get to do bits that no one has green lit, bits we've always wanted to do. And it's just up to us. - That's right. - I'm gonna start because I wanna do something I've always wanted to do, and I wanna do the Smosh Marbles channel before we die. - Okay. - This is "Bit City", and a meteor's about to come! - Wait, I got a new alert. The meteor didn't bring a condom. - [All] No! (tense music) (bouncy instrumental music) - I run the marbles channel.

1:51 - The marbles channel? - The marbles channel Smosh Marbles. The biggest YouTube videos you've ever seen in your life. (bouncy instrumental music) Welcome to the Smosh Marbles channel! I'm Sasha the CEO of Smosh, and we're gonna play marbles today. Get the marbles out from the bag and race the marbles. - Oh, okay. - They're gonna go. - How do we race the marbles? - We just... - Okay, so you take the marble, very carefully put it down. And the first marble that hits the ground wins. On marble. I'm gonna go one, two, three, marble.

2:20 A three, two, one, marble. (suspenseful music) - [Ian] Who's that? Who won? - Who won? - I think orange won. - Yay! - Is that it? Is the race over? - Best of two! - Best of two? - Best of two? Okay. - Best of two. - I'll go orange again. - Three, two, one, marble. (suspenseful music) - [Shayne] Oh, that was... - I think white may have won that one. - White won! - [Shayne] Yeah, 'cause it's a real golf ball. - This is what you wanted? This is what you wanted to do? - I'm confused, are you a marble too? - So to be honest, I did just want a marble race, but nothing here is that simple. (laughs) What do you do if the marble comes after you?

3:06 - Okay. - [Ian] Whoa, I feel... - You want to fight, Shayne? - I was told I can't hit you. Like, I can't hit the balloon. - Sounds like something a (beep) would say. - Ooh. - "I was told I can't hit you." Why, 'cause I'm a marble girl? You can't hit a marble girl? So what, if I was a marble boy, you would kick me? - I'm not gonna kick the marble girl. - [Ian] I wanna push her over so bad. - I don't know where her organs are floating around in that thing. - 'Cause I have a marble uterus? - This whole thing is your uterus?

3:33 - No, it's the boob. - This is a boob? You're a head in a boob? - Welcome to Smosh Marbles. - Ew. - No more Reddit stories. No more Smosh Games. It's only marble racing! Whoa, I can turn! (crew laughs) - She's learning. - That was the segment. Now off to a sketch. (tense music) (tense music) - Now it's time for my bit that we're gonna do, which no one would green light 'cause it's not funny. (tense music) A year ago, Erin and I became obsessed with my takeout lunch. California Fish Grill in Rancho Cucamonga has a secret, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

4:16 Big asparagus. Why is it big? Where does it come from? And why is it big? What? It's so big! I went on their website, and there was no answer at all, which is why I'm going to call the restaurant. Hi, yeah, no, not a takeout order. I have a question about the asparagus. So why is the asparagus so big? Yeah. No, why is it big? It's big. Like, why is it big? Uh-huh, and do you... Is everyone at work like, "We love how big it is"? No one thinks like, "Whoa, what is..." No, I understand. I know you just work there. I'm just curious about the company culture around the asparagus.

4:57 No, we're not recording the phone call. Okay. Yeah bye. So that got us nowhere near closer to finding out our answer, and this segment still isn't funny. Now we're gonna go to a farm if production will let me, and I'll ask them about asparagus and how it can get so big. (soft instrumental music) So there's no farm. But if we were on a farm, I'd say, can you explain, please? Look at that. Big asparagus. What's that about? Huh? And then they'd be like, "Are you filming on our location right now?" And I'd be like, "Yeah, we thought it'd be fine.

5:29 What's up with this though? And it's dripping liquid." And they'd be like, "Please get out of my farm." Either way, I wouldn't get an answer because there's no asparagus farm within our vicinity. And so, I don't know where they source it from. We've gone on too long. I'm gonna show my friends this. - You're a little bitch. - Seriously. - Guys, I have something crazy. I have something crazy to show you, okay? - Okay. - What's up? - Look how big these asparagus are. This is a regular. This is how big they are. - Yeah.

5:58 - It is. - I'd say they're like- - No, no, no. Look at that. - Yeah, it's a little- (Tommy mumbling) - [Tommy] Right? - Yeah, I feel like sometimes you see a small broccoli and a big broccoli. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's interesting because the asparagus I would call regular is somewhere in the middle of that. That's like really small. - There's no in between. Trevor seriously. You're a food person! Look at, you're telling me this isn't huge? - It's big. It's, like, good. - It's fine. - Guys, the meteor's coming. This is important to me.

6:26 - This conversation before we die is important to you? - "Look at how big the asparagus is, guys!" - Shut up! God! - Dude, don't. Why be mean to Trevor, dude? - Whoa, what the (beep). - He was making fun of me! - No, I wasn't! I was doing what you asked! - What the (beep) is this, dude? - "That's crazy, whoa." - [Arasha] That's what you wanted us to do. - So you're gonna mock him because- - No, 'cause I gave a genuine reaction of- - Oh, you want a genuine reaction? - Like, oh, that's awesome. - What the (beep) is this?

6:52 - We are comedians. - Make it feel genuine. - What the (beep) is wrong with you right now? - What are you talking about? - Are you (beep) insane? What's this game, bud? - It's big asparagus. - Shut the (beep) up! Shut the (beep) up! I'm done with your (beep) bull... Are you high right now? What is this? What are we- (tone beeps) - Do your friends not support your interests? Have you spent thousands of your company's dollars on something seemingly pointless? Then you may be entitled to support by gunpoint. Guys, get in here.

7:22 (shoes squeaking) - Wow, we loved your segment, Tommy. - Yeah, you're right. The asparagus thing is weird. - Good stuff. (Tommy chuckles) - Thanks, guys. Okay, back to the meteor bullshit we're doing. (tense music) - Okay, Chanse. Now you get to do whatever you want before the meteor comes. - Well, I wanna do the chicken episode. (Ian sighs) - Okay, yeah, you have your time allotted. You can do the chicken episode. - Well, I had a whole episode, but now I only get this. Okay, are you guys ready? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay.

7:57 - Yeah. - Hit it, Chanse. (sultry instrumental music) (Angela laughs) (sultry music) (Angela laughing) (sultry instrumental music) (Angela laughing) (Angela applauding) (sultry instrumental music) (Angela screams) - [Ian] What? (Chanse clucks) ♪ This is what I wanna see ♪ ♪ I wanna see chicken ♪ ♪ I wanna see poultry ♪ ♪ This is what I wanna see ♪ ♪ I wanna see chicken ♪ ♪ I wanna see poultry ♪ ♪ This is what I wanna see ♪ ♪ I wanna see chicken ♪ ♪ I wanna see poultry ♪ ♪ This is what I wanna see ♪ ♪ I wanna see chicken ♪ ♪ I wanna see poultry ♪ - Lay that egg!

8:59 Lay that egg. - [All] Lay that egg. Lay that egg. (Chanse groans) Lay that egg. Lay that egg. Lay that egg. Lay that egg. - You guys, I'm backed up. - Oh! - Oh, no. Too many eggs. - I can't lay an egg right now with everyone watching. I think I'm done with my bit. - That was the bit you've always wanted to do? - What, you don't like it? - I can hear them all breathing inside the masks right now. It's kind of terrifying. (tone beeps) - So you gonna lay that egg or what? - I can't right now, okay, dude! I tried, hold on.

9:38 - I thought you were gonna lay an egg! - He's laying an egg comedically right now. (Chanse groaning) (Chanse screaming) - I can't do it. - Oh, please don't cry. - Chanse, it's okay. It's okay. Some chickens just can't lay eggs. You're probably just too old. - Thank you, Chanse. That was really good. - Did you guys like it? - I don't think it matters if we like it. We're gonna die in a second, so. We're gonna cut to something and then when we come back, we're gonna do whatever Ian wants, which somehow will be worse.

10:13 (all applauding) - I guess you can call your thing a chicken strip. - [Angela] Chicken strip! - Chicken strip. - Chicken strip! (tense music) - You still haven't learned your lesson, have you, Weevil? You'll never win if you don't have faith in your cards. - This heart-of-the-cards mumbo jumbo you always preach... Damien, do I really have to read all this? I don't even know what this means. - Angela, please, I'm begging you. We have 20 minutes left to live, and this is my final request. It's gonna be awesome, I swear!

10:44 You're gonna love it. (Angela sighs) - You're as good squashed, hee, hee, hee. I'm gonna to summon my, insect knight? - I will summon dark magician, the ultimate magician type. Your bug's effect may have reduced his attack, but on my turn, your monster will be defeated. - But my insect knight isn't nearly strong enough. Isn't nearly strong enough. Not to worry. I still got some tricks up my sleeve. This is... Damien, I really can't do this. Your magic guy is serving, but this just isn't my thing. Sorry. (somber music) - No, no, it's okay.

11:22 I'm sorry for making you put on all this stupid stuff. I guess it is all pretty silly. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. You guys can go home. (somber piano music) (Angela sighs) - My insect knight has been defeated! But now I summon chainsaw insect! One attack and your dark magician will be destroyed. (dramatic music) - Thanks, Angela. Your insect knight and chainsaw insect attacks may have destroyed my dark magician, but I still believe in my grandfather's deck and the heart of the cards. You've activated my trap card.

12:05 Trap hole! Your monster is sent to the graveyard. - My chainsaw insect may not be able to defeat you, but your own dark magician can. - Oh! (Angela laughs) - Face it, Yugi, you're no match for me. So much for heart of the cards. - I'm really proud of you. I summon blue-eyed white dragon! On its attack, it will destroy your dark magician, reducing your remaining life points to zero. - No! - Looks like I've won. Victory is mine. (both panting) Now, was that really that bad, Angela? - I don't know, I kind of blacked out.

12:41 (Shayne laughs) - Nice work, Damien. Maybe one day you'll be as strong as me and as funny. - Wow, thanks, Dio Shayne. You look way worse. - Yes. "Bit City" can't afford a makeup department. This isn't "Dropout". - Yeah, that's true. Oh, Shayne, I finally won my first ever battle. - Because you scripted it? - Yeah, because I scripted this. - Hmm. Well, I have work to do, unlike you. (laughs) - You made Shayne stronger than you in your own sketch? - Yeah, Angela. It's my sketch. Shayne's gonna be stronger. - Okay, well, now it's time for my thing.

13:17 You're Glinda, I'm Elphaba. - Oh, Angela, I'm sorry, we don't really have time anymore. We gotta throw it to something else. I'm so sorry. ♪ Whenever I see ♪ (tone beeps) (tense music) - So before I die, I'm gonna need two things from everyone here in this room. One, an acknowledgement that my jokes about me drinking breast milk are funny. (all screaming) Can I fill my mouth with that? - [Courtney] No! - Two, an apology. An apology for thinking that I would ever drink breast milk. - [Crew Member] Ah. - How dare you.

13:57 Okay, first person. - Hi. - Hello, Lizzy, I hear you have an acknowledgement and an apology for me. - Um, yeah. I acknowledge that you make breast milk jokes. - No, no, no, no. Acknowledge that it's funny. 'Cause the thought of me drinking breast milk - Yeah. - is absurd 'cause I would never do it, right? - Uh-huh, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I would never do it? - I've never seen you drink milk on this channel. - Specifically breast milk. - I can't say that for sure. - And the apology? (playful instrumental music) - Sorry for...

14:33 - We're all gonna die. It doesn't really matter. - I'm just... - You know? - Sometimes I worry that things might demonetize the channel and so I'm worried if we acknowledge that you've drank breast milk, especially of our coworker's. - No, that I don't drink breast milk. - Well... - That I don't drink it. - That's what I would think. - Can we get a move on? The line is so long. (tone beeps) I acknowledge that you made a joke about breast milk, and I think it's funny, and I don't think there's anything wrong with my boss asking me to tell him his jokes are funny and not weird.

15:02 - Okay. - That genuinely made you happy. (laughs) - Yeah. Hold on, hold on. - You're sick in the head. - That's one part. The other part? - I don't know if I can say this 'cause I don't know if I believe it. - Sorry. - I'm sorry and I don't think you would actually drink breast milk. (Ian applauds) - See? Look how easy that is. All right, bye. - And I don't think I was forced to do this by my boss on camera. - No, of course not. Thank you, Angela. Oh, hi, Ollie. - Hey. So what do I gotta do again? - An acknowledgement and an apology.

15:34 - Well, I'm not sorry, and I think you're a weirdo! - [Angela] Yeah! - Well, I hope the asteroid hits you first. Okay next. Hey chicken. - Hello. - That's your mark right there. (soft guitar music) So I hear you have something to tell me. - I acknowledge that you make jokes about drinking breast milk. - And they are? - I just don't think there's anything funny about the intimate relationship that is formed between a mother and a child sharing breast milk. I think it's a very close, intimate thing, and I think it's really beautiful.

16:12 And so making jokes about it seems a little inappropriate to me. - You're wearing feathers on your tits. - Yeah, and that's funny. - Okay. And an apology? (soft guitar music) - I'm sorry that you've continued the bit for so long. - Get outta here. (tone beeps) - Hello, Danielle. - Hi, Ian. - Acknowledge. - I acknowledge that you think breast milk jokes are funny. - That's not good enough. - Okay. - Did you at least do like a nose snort? - Dude, it was my first day. (laughs) - Oh. Hi egg. - Hey, Ian. I acknowledge that in 2017 you confessed to me that you committed a hit and run.

16:54 (crew laughing) - Oh, no. Yeah yeah. Right here, Selina. - Is this my mark? - Yeah. - Okay, hi. I'm gonna do this real quick. It's Selena Garcia, 5'3". Reading for the role of Ian apologist. (crew laughs) Ian. (soft instrumental music) - [Ian] Yeah? - Thank you so much for the comedy that you bring to this channel. I'm gonna take that one more time. - We were drunk at Barney's Beanery, and you, in your drunken stupor, admitted that the previous week on the 405 at 3:00 AM you had hit someone and kept driving. I told you you should go to the authorities.

17:32 And in a sudden moment of mental clarity and unbelievable sharpness, you turned to me and said, "If you ever tell anyone, - You're next. you're next." - Yeah. - Ian. (soft instrumental music) Thank you so much for the comedy that you bring, not only to this channel, but into my life and our lives. - Okay. - I think that it's really important for someone to be the butt of the joke, and I really appreciate that you volunteer so consistently. And I think that's really what it means to be a great boss and a great leader.

18:11 I am so sorry for all the flack that you've gotten from all the breast milk jokes and most of it coming from me. I think they're so funny, and I wanna thank you. - You're welcome. (applauds) - Thank you. (all applaud) - But, wait, wait. But you don't actually believe that I've ever drank breast milk though? - Um. (tone beeps) - Oh, right. Yeah, no, breast milk jokes are hilarious. - Let's freaking go. - Let's freaking go, dude. - That's my boy. That's my boy. - Awesome, dude. - Shayne, everybody. (applauding) That's my boy.

18:50 Anybody else wanna come make their amends before we all die? Anybody? So everyone else thinks I just drank breast milk, is that what's going on here? I know that we're about to die, but, guys, I seriously have never drank breast milk in my life, okay? And it was all for the jokes, and everyone thought it was funny, right? Everyone thought it was funny. - Yeah, we're gonna cut all this. So, glad you got to do your dream bit. - Yeah, well, you were a giant marble, so yours- - Shut the (beep) up. - Okay. - We'll be right back with, I can't wait to say this, "Eat it or Yeet it".

19:26 - Whoa! (applauding) (tense music) - My bit is that I have a coffee cup stuck to my hand, and it's really stupid and silly. And I don't, I feel... I don't know. (easy-going instrumental music) Hey guys. - Hey. - Hi. - [Olivia] What's up? - Not much. - [Olivia] Was your work good today? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - [Olivia] Do you want some? - Sure. Are you not gonna let me have it? - [Olivia] You can hold it. - Okay, give it to me. - [Olivia] That's all you get. - I didn't get anything. (laughs) - Hi. - Hi. How are you?

20:15 - [Olivia] Your hair is so soft. - Thank you. - [Olivia] Wow. Soft hair. - Thank you. What are you drinking? - Coffee. - Okay. - It's not coffee, I don't think. - [Olivia] It's coffee! - It doesn't seem like it. - Doesn't sound like it. - It does not, it's shaking. - [Olivia] Oh, my god, Damien! Hey! - Hi, Olivia from work. - [Olivia] What's up? - Not much, how are you? - [Olivia] Good. (cup rattling) - What's in the drink? - Oh, my god. Oh, my god, oh, my god. That was gonna spill, and you didn't even - Yeah, thank God it didn't. - tell me that it was gonna spill.

20:43 - I'm so curious what that is in there. - [Olivia] It's nothing! Keith, do you wanna do this TikTok dance really quick? - Yeah. - [Olivia] Okay. (hip hop music) (cup rattling) - Wait a minute, why is your cup.. What is in your cup? You can't do that if something's in the cup. - [Olivia] This is my coffee, okay? Okay? - She's kind of being weird. - I'm gonna set this down. I'm gonna set this down really quick. (suspenseful music) - What the hell is happening? Olivia, you get weirder by the day, and I just really wish that I could understand where you are sometimes 'cause you're not here.

21:18 - [Olivia] Do you want some? - Is there anything in that? - [Keith] I don't know. - [Olivia] Give it to me. - What is happening? - Stop. - Oh, my God. - [Olivia] I'm gonna call HR. - What does that even... No no no no no! - [Olivia] You just cupped me! - No, no, no, no, no. I did not cup you! I did not cup Olivia's butt. - What's in it? Oh. (cup rattles) - [Olivia] Mm! - That didn't sound like coffee. - [Olivia] What's up with everyone so concerned about what's in my coffee? What? - Also, is it stuck to your hand?

21:47 - [Olivia] No! - Oh, okay. - Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up? - Are you doing okay? - [Olivia] I'm doing really well. - Okay. - How are you? - I'm also doing really well. - [Olivia] Remember how you helped with the printer earlier? - I do. - [Olivia] That was really cool how you were able to use your right hand. - Can you not put the cup down? - [Olivia] It must be nice to just like point at things, and put on makeup, and do your hair. - How long have you had this cup? - [Olivia] Um... I feel like everyone is just staring at me.

22:22 What's going on? - I'm just trying to help you. - [Olivia] Are you trying to throw me a surprise birthday? 'Cause it happened a couple months ago. I always know where a camera is. I can always find a camera. (tense music) Is it here? (easy-going instrumental music) Someone told me there's a camera in here. - Who? - There's cameras everywhere. - Do you have a Bluetooth in? Who's talking to you about cameras? - Are you sure you don't want a water? Do you need to sit down? - Oh. This is, wow! Okay. (tense music) (all applauding) - Hello, everybody and welcome to - [All] "Eat it or Yeet it".

23:04 - The show where we eat, we yeet, we ding bells and punish ourselves. - That was awesome. - That was good. - Hey, it's been a minute, but I still got it, eh? - But wait. (suspenseful music) - Who's back there? - Who's that over there? - Hi, everybody. (all applauding) Hi. - Garrett! - So last few moments on Earth, you know, I was having a nice time with my girlfriend, but I wanted to come here and be with you all for my last moments. - Wow. - That makes so much sense. - Welcome to "Bit City". We're kind of all just having our last things that we've always wanted to do.

23:36 And it seems like, Shayne, this is something you wanted to do. Why don't you explain? - Yeah, I think history really repeated itself here. I, once again, threw this out there as just like, oh, "Eat it or Yeet it". And now that we're doing it again, I am maybe regretting it. (tense music) - Yeah. These, triggering. - Oh, yeah. - [Ian] Yeet bucket. - No. - It's still here. - This, triggering. - [Shayne] Wow. - But, like, in a fun way. - Okay, I'm a fun trigger? Okay good. - Is it a fun trigger? - Fun trigger - Fun trigger. - Fun trigger warning.

24:05 - This is actually really great. We're gonna play! - Bring out the fried cat food! - No. - Garrett, what was it like seeing the cloche? - It brings back some great memories. There's some fun stuff under here as there always is. - Are you ever cooking at home and you miss the show so you just like, kind of (beep) up the dish a little? (all laugh) - Well, yeah, maybe I'll toss in some malic acid from time to time. - Oh, yeah, sure, sure. - Just for old time's sake. If I need a little acid, a little sourness in there.

24:33 - What was your worst dish? - Oh, oh. I think it was like, it was definitely something with fish sauce. - I'm gonna throw up. - Stuff with fish is tough. I had those Reese's cups filled with fish paste. - No! - That was bad. - I nearly projectiled. (Shayne groans) Oh! - Tuna paste, coagulated blood, crickets, and mint. - Ugh! Oh! My god! Give him that damn bucket. - [Courtney] Oh, my god, oh, my god! - I remember filling out a document when I first started working here about things you don't want to eat and things you do.

25:11 And I don't think anyone ever opened it. - No. - Wow. - No, I looked at it. You just didn't realize what I was capable of when you filled that out. - That's true. - Only one person ever threw up. - Who was it? - Is that right? - Jackie. - Oh, that was a rough one. - I felt so bad. I felt really bad for that one. - Well, let's get into it, shall we? - Yeah. - Can you say my favorite thing in the world? - Here are the rules. - Yeah! (all screaming) (bell dinging) Update, here are the rules! - Update, update! - Update, update!

25:42 Star swipe, here are the rules. - No, I'm an adult! - [Courtney] Here are the rules. First to ding the bell eats the dish. That person is then out and safe for the rest of the game. Last person standing eats The Big Bite, which is either the best or the worst dish of the game. - Oh, no, guys, my phone's ringing. I hope it's somebody who wants to talk to me. No, it's a notification from the meteor. We only have two minutes left before it comes all over America! - Oh, no! - America? - Garrett, quick! Get the cloche!

26:10 (rock music) - Open your eyes. - Open your eyes. - We're all gonna eat it no matter what, but let's still ring the bell for nostalgic sake. - We're all gonna eat it? - Did you hear? - Ready? Five, four, three, two, one. - [Garrett] Now, you can... Okay. - Stop, stop, stop. Oh, my god. - [Angela] Hey, hey, hey! - No. - The meteor's coming! - How the (beep) did you just do that? Did you eat them? - That's not how it goes! - Guys, we have one minute left 'til we die, and you just (beep) it. - Well, is it good? - Usually you open these and there's some weird shit in it, but...

26:48 (playful instrumental music) - Yeah. - A Twinkie? - Pretty disgusting, right? - I didn't look on the inside first. (Angela laughs) You're supposed to eat it without knowing what it is! - This is how I eat Twinkies. I just break it up and I go, (slurps). - Wait, what is it, Court? - This is just Twinkies. Ingredients Twinkies. Garrett, walk us down how you (stammers). (Angela laughing) - So, it's been a while since I've been on the show. I just kind of showed up, and this is what Erin handed me. (all applauding) - Yeah! - Yeah!

27:25 - It's insane that this- - Oh, my god! The meteor's coming! - What? - What? Where? - It's coming! Move the table, move the table! Clear the space, clear the space! - Clear the table? - The chickens are still here. - No, you guys should run for your lives. - No, run. What are you doing, chickens? - I've never seen these before in my life. - It's coming! Oh, my god. The meteor. - How do you know? - I feel it. - It's inside you? - [Shayne] Oh, my god. (Chanse groaning) - [Ian] How long are you gonna do this for? (Chanse yelling) (tense music) (egg blasts) (soft instrumental music) - Catieg04 says, "I never forget Tommy's from Florida."

28:10 I know. Thank you. I represent my people. Unhinged. The capital of bath salts, Florida. We love it. - MeowGoesTheDog says, "Ian's the kind of guy to go 'hup' when standing up." (crew laughing) (soft guitar music) It depends on how fast I'm getting up and if it's from a laying position or maybe I'm on my side. But yeah, sometimes I do make effort noises, and you saying that is ageist. So I hope you feel good about yourself. - @megwin1946, "Shayne looks like the Yellow M&M but like sadder." (crew laughs) Santa? (laughs) - @giannadobra5354, "Chanse always looks like he just farted and he's looking around to make sure no one noticed."

29:09 That's not true. I never fart. I sealed my butthole shut. (soft instrumental music) And that's cannon. - @meghankirk4398, "I feel like Arasha would accidentally join a cult and she'd try to make it seem like a bit." First of all, it would be a bit. I would join a cult and make it the bit. I wouldn't accidentally join the cult. I don't do anything accidentally ever. I don't get in accidents. - @meghankirk4398, "Damien is like the human form of a kazoo." (crew laughs) That's a huge compliment! 'Cause anyone can play a kazoo, and a kazoo can do whatever song you want even without musical training.

29:53 So I'm ready to just jump in and improv with you. Yes, I am like a kazoo and (beep) you. (crew laughs) - Well, I gotta get back to real work. Hup! (upbeat music) - Wait, there's more content. We cut half of that. And if you wanna watch the other half, you could become a member today! Watch everything we cut out, everything we cut that wasn't funny enough or too inappropriate. Just be a member. It's so fun. Really fun people are members. Click the button, the join button right there.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Eat It Or Yeet It Is BACK?! | Bit City"?

In order: 0:00 Bit City, Big Asparagus, California Fish Grill, Chanse; 5:00 Chanse, Big Asparagus; 10:00 Damien, Bit City, Courtney; 15:00 Eat it or Yeet it, Olivia; 20:00 Olivia, Cody Garrett, Eat it or Yeet it, Bit City; 25:00 Cody Garrett, Chanse, Courtney, Damien.

What is mentioned in this Smosh episode?

12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Chanse, Olivia, Bit City, Damien, Cody Garrett, Smosh. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Eat It Or Yeet It Is BACK?! | Bit City"?

The episode runs 31 min; the transcript is about 5,374 words in 50 timestamped sections.

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