Grip Guys: Don't Ask What's In The Lobster Bisque

What this episode is about

In a light-hearted and humorous conversation, the group navigates personal topics such as past relationships and new haircuts while engaging in a friendly trivia competition, showcasing their playful banter and camaraderie. The discussion humorously veers into the questionable state of a long-frozen lobster bisque and the team's naming struggles, highlighting their quirky dynamics.

Key takeaways

• Trivia nights reveal friendships' true colors—much like the colors of Garth's 'very nice' bar.
• Exes can be like bad trivia categories: toxic, unnecessary, and impossible to remember fondly.
• Lobster bisque longevity: 20 years in the freezer, proving that some things are best left 'unthawed.'
• If knowledge is power, then Garth's team has the supernatural gift of slapstick humor on their side.
• In the world of pop culture trivia, winners are simply losers disguised in fancy team names.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Garth (Host) · 9 min speaking
• Tipp (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Ricky (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Bruce (Guest) · 5 min speaking
• Sebastian (Guest) · 3 min speaking
• Britney (Guest) · 2 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Lobster Bisque, Fab, Fit, Fun
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, Vampire in Brooklyn
3. 10:00 – 15:00: Halloween, Scott Hoying
4. 15:00 – 20:00: Lobster Bisque
5. 25:00 – 30:00: Lobster Bisque, Scott Hoying

Notable quotes from "Grip Guys: Don't Ask What's In The Lobster Bisque"

• I don't want Fab, Fit, Fun, okay?

  about Fab, Fit, Fun · at 2:29

• And if you order the lobster bisque, I will kick you out and I will find your mother.

  about Lobster Bisque · at 3:42

• What was the name of the vampire depicted in F.W. Murnau's 1922 film, Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror?

  about Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror · at 5:43

• Who played the title role in Vampire in Brooklyn?

  about Vampire in Brooklyn · at 8:06

• Okay, so I went to a farmer's market with Scott Hoying from Pentatonix, and I was joking, I was literally joking, but I was what, Scott, like I can beatbox.

  about Scott Hoying · at 10:14

• Which of the Real Housewives played the role of Lindsey Wallace in the 1978 movie, Halloween?

  about Halloween · at 11:25

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Scott Hoying — Person · Referenced celebrity (Pentatonix member) · 2 mentions · first at 10:15
  Mentioned as a famous singer Sebastian claims to have interacted with; used to heighten the beatboxing/DMing joke and later referenced again.

Books & papers

• Halloween — Book · Referenced work · 3 mentions · first at 11:27
  Mentioned during a trivia question about the actress who played Lindsey Wallace.
• Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror — Book · Referenced work · 2 mentions · first at 5:49
  Mentioned during a trivia question about the vampire's name in the film.
• Vampire in Brooklyn — Book · Referenced work · 2 mentions · first at 8:06
  Mentioned during a trivia question about the actor who played the title role.

Products & tech

• Lobster Bisque — Product · Incidental mention · 5 mentions · first at 0:57
  Mentioned as a forbidden item at Garth's bar, adding to the comedic tension.
• Fab, Fit, Fun — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 2:29
  Mentioned as an unwanted package delivered to a character, adding to the comedic tension.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 - [Tipp] What's wrong? - Oh! Something's on my head! - Did you cut your (beep) hair? - I think she did a good job. - Do you like anyone? - No, my ex, she was pretty toxic. She wouldn't let me look at other women at the mall. - What the (beep) am I doing? I can't be Tipp's crush. (upbeat music) - Oh, it's my favorite time of night. - Nice. - Maybe you guys are gonna get a point this night. - Haha! Very funny, Garth. - Yeah, you guys. - You're making them hard for us. - I know. - Hey, I believe in you guys. You gotta get it.

0:29 I promise. You'll get a point this time. - Bruce, you are a viper with the pop culture trivia. - Killing it. - You just gotta pay attention to the things around here sometime, you know. - You read People.com or something? - I would log on to People.com. I take a peek at all the headlines, but I don't read into it. - Smells like (beep) tilapia in here. - Yeah, well, Tipp, you ordered tilapia. We're cooking it up right now. (upbeat music) - Do you have that bisque? - Yeah, we have the lobster bisque, but it's been in the freezer for 20 years.

1:00 You don't want it. - So defrost it. Let's see what's in it. - [Ricky] Yeah, defrost it. - You don't wanna do that. Yeah. - It's probably still good. Freezer keeps everything. - Hey, where'd you get that liberal haircut? - [Garth] Whoa, called out. (Tipp laughing) - Are you kidding me right now? - I don't know, Ricky. I did, from the back, I'd see you, you're looking like a pretty lady. - Okay, Bruce. First of all, I think I look excellent. And I got tape stuck in it. - And I said, "It's a Tesla. It drives itself, bitch."

1:27 (both laughing) - [Ricky And Tipp] Oh! - Jeez. - Ricky? - Hey, losers. - Sebastian. - [Sebastian] Tipp. - Tipp. - Director. (upbeat music) - They smoked just last week in Trivia. - No, I know. - What should our team name be? - How about The Winners? - No! You're bad. - [Director] You're bad. - [Sebastian] You're bad. - They do that every time. - Ours is gonna be Ricky and Tipp so. - What? - It's not funny if you guys are the winners every time. - Yeah, it's actually crazy. - Oh, we'll change it up then. - Not our fault you knew VH1 music videos from 2001.

2:01 - Yeah, that was a bogus category and we all know it. - Maybe. - How about? - Champions? - Oh, you're so bad! You are so bad. I love you. I love you. - What's bad about that? - You guys have two sheets? Which one are you using? - Both. - Both. - Why? (Tipp burps) That was really unsanitary. - Seriously, in a bar? - You're at Garth's shithole. What do you expect? - It's called Garth's Very Nice Bar. - In our town, it's called shithole. - We all live here. - Speaking of, I keep getting your packages. I know you live two units below me.

2:29 I don't want Fab, Fit, Fun, okay? I don't want any of your (beep) girly products on my door, alright? - Who doesn't want Fab, Fit, Fun? - It's like (beep) dildos or something. I don't know. (Bruce laughing) (Garth laughing) Bruce, you're giving Santa today. - Bruce, my god. - You know Santa's not real. But do you know what is real? Check this out. (upbeat country music) - [Garth] Oh. - Like a magic trick. - [Garth] Got your finger. - Got your finger. It's a fish finger. - It's nice to have some fierce competitors, but I do think we have this week in the bag.

2:56 - Yeah. - Things have been looking up for us, so good luck. - Game plan. We know exactly what we're doing. We talked to Garth. The subject is gonna be good. Something that we all can know, because it's not our fault we didn't watch VH1 pop-up video. - Yeah, we totally believe that you have it in the bag. - For sure. Yeah, no, you guys will get second place. Don't worry. - You have it in the bag. The compost bag. (both laughing) - You're bad, you're bad. - You're bad, I'm bad. - That was bad. - I'm naughty. (rock music) - All right, folks, let's get this Trivia Night on the way.

3:29 Remember, there are two $50 gift vouchers on the line here. These gift vouchers are good for anything here at Garth's except the goddamn lobster bisque! And if you order the lobster bisque, I will kick you out and I will find your mother. (melancholic music)

3:54 Are we ready? - Yeah. - Always ready. - Ask Ricky and Tipp. - All right. Team names really quick. - Fish Sticks and Pretty Lips. - Fish Sticks and Pretty Lips. Table two? - [Both] Ricky and Tipp. - Original. - Really good. - Table three? - [Both] Champions. (Garth laughing) - I'm gonna be sick. - That's so funny. - Really, Garth? - I get, I get the play on words that they're going for. - Thank you. - Champ? - Champ? Ons? - Ions? - Yeah, you got it. All right, the category tonight is supernatural. - Yes! - Oh my gosh, I just watched The Vampire Diaries.

4:30 - I just watched Sabrina, The Teenage Witch and Sabrina. - [Director] Yes! - Oh my god, I just watched Buffy again for the fifth time. - Yeah! - Yes! - I watched 90-Day Fiance last night. - (beep) you! - Are you excited for this, Bruce? You know about the supernatural? Yeah, Bruce, I do. I saw some stuff when I was on my boat. Don't bring up the boat, Bruce. - You can't trigger yourself. - Yeah. His wife, his wife passed. - What's supernatural? I don't know. What, what kind of, we're gonna (beep) this up. - They're totally choking.

4:59 They have no idea what this topic is. - Hey, okay, okay, okay. Supernatural. Ghouls witches hey vampires Santa ghosts. - Elves? - Done. - You're so (beep) up. - You're so (beep) up. - No, we get (beep). - You look like you do your highlights with nail polish. - What do you do them with? - I don't do highlights. I have a hat. - Oh my god, those are natural? - That's actually really impressive. - What about my hair? I can actually take off my hat if you guys- - Oh, you don't need to- - Wanna see it. (poignant music) - Put your hat back on.

5:29 - Hey, Ricky. I'm sorry, all right? - It's okay. - Let's put the bisque behind us. (upbeat music) All right, our first question of the night. What was the name of the vampire depicted in F.W. Murnau's 1922 film, "Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror"? - Tom? - Your guess is as good as mine. I don't watch that shit. - Easy. - Count Orlok. Did you watch the new one? - I loved it. - It was really hot, right? - It was kinky. - Okay, yeah, I thought so too. - Yeah. - We said it last week and the week before, it's gotta be a Tom at this point.

6:06 - You're right, our Tom batting average is like only getting better. - Yeah. - Seb, I have to tell you something. - What? - I'm pregnant. - No? - Yeah. - Oh my god, no. - Yeah. - No. - Yeah. - No. - You're worried? - Yeah. - Why are you worried? - Girl, what am I gonna do without you? - Oh, don't worry. I'm not taking any maternity leave. - Oh my god, thank god. Oh my god. You scared the shit outta me. - I would never. - You scared the shit outta me. - No, what would I do? Leave those grip guys for themselves. (both laughing) - You're bad, you're bad.

6:36 - It would just fall apart. It would just absolutely fall apart. - Oh my god, congratulations then. - Thank you. - Seems like that would be like a good cover for a vampire. - Well, now you're getting creative. - Whoa, okay. - Honestly, I wish you were my mother. I wish I could just squeeze my face out of your thighs. Like seriously, like I just wanna crawl out of you. - You're so sweet. - Yeah. No, I'm serious. I'm being honest. - You're not just saying that? - I'm literally not just saying that. Like, I literally wanna like.

7:01 They're gonna have to like cut me from you, like they're gonna have to separate us with a (beep) scalpel. - Oh my gosh. Stop, you know I'm married. - I know. - Get your answers down quickly. - Okay, let's go Tom. - Okay, I think it's Tom. - Your husband's my daddy girlfriend. Your husband is my daddy. - Seb, should we just adopt you? - Literally. Literally. Like I'll move into your ADU. - Like we could. - Like my lease is up soon, so tomorrow works for me if it works for you. - I really could make a call. - Okay. - Ricky, Tipp, we're waiting on you.

7:35 - Done. - Done. - What'd you write? - Tom. - Tom. - You thought the vampire's name in Nosferatu was? - Tom. - Tom. - The answer is Count Orlok. - So close! - What? - So close! - [Bruce] They're crazy. - We got it. - When did they say that? - It's like literally in the first five seconds of the film. - I wrote Blacula. I'm dyslexic. I didn't mean to write that. (rock music) - All right, second question. Who played the title role in "Vampire in Brooklyn"? - I actually think this is like dead-on. I think it was like a guest role.

8:14 Tom Brady. - The quarterback? - Yeah, 'cause he played for The Patriots, and New York is right there. - You've never been to Brooklyn? - We're thinking. - You have an Apple Watch on or something? - Does this look like an Apple Watch? - I can't focus when he's looking at me. - Here, here, here, I know it. - His eyes are just so pretty. - I just don't watch like vampire shit. What's the point? It's not real. - It's too scary. - Yeah. - And too dark. - It's dark. I love horror movies, but not vamps. - Time is up. The answer is Eddie Murphy.

8:45 - Oh! - I thought it was Tom Brady. - Did you write Blacula again? - No, I wrote Vampire in Dooklyn. - Dooklyn? - I told you, I'm dyslexic. - No, dyslexia isn't mixing up your B's and your D's. - Noted. - Our next one, and this one's real. Which of these events might change a person into a vampire? A, eating a sheep that was killed by a wolf? B, all of the above? - Isn't all of the above usually go at the end? - Yeah. - C, a cat jumping on the body before burial? D, a 7th Sun? - Question, Garth? - Yeah? - When option B is all the above, is it only referring to option A?

9:23 So we can also answer B for A? - That's your own peril. - I think he was pretty clear. - So all of the above doesn't count for the burial and the cat? - Is it above it? - No. - No. - Oh, wow. (Sebastian beatboxing) - Yeah. (Sebastian beatboxing) Wow. - Jesus. - Go off, Sebastian. - Are you sick? - Yeah, sickening. - Alright. - Then go to the doctor. - I think- - I say, let's go option B. - B, yeah. - He might be doing that thing. - For Bruce. - For Bruce. - [Sebastian] So C? - So C. - Okay. Did you like the beatboxing?

10:07 - Totally. - Okay, you're not lying, right? - No. - Okay. - Are you doubting yourself? - No, it's just... - You never give yourself enough credit. - Okay, so I went to a farmer's market with Scott Hoying from Pentatonix, and I was joking, I was literally joking, but I was like, what, Scott, like I can beatbox. And he was like, oh, really? And I started, I showed him and I was like, I did, I was like, I was beatboxing. - Yeah, and? - I mean, he didn't text me back. - Oh, well, you asked for his number? - Yeah, yeah.

10:40 - Seb. He probably just gave you the wrong number. - That's what I thought! That's what I, so then I DMed him. So then I found his Instagram and then I sent him an invite message a couple, and I commented on a couple of his posts. It was stupid. It was stupid. - All right, the answer is C, a cat jumping on the body before burial. A and B didn't even matter. - There's no winning here. - What? - And everyone knows that he's accounting for Bruce. So B actually meant D, which meant all of the above. - All the above was B.

11:10 - Yeah, which is D for Bruce. (Tipp beatboxing) - [Garth] Yeah. (Tipp beatboxing) - How you like that? - [Garth] You can't do it. - That doesn't sound good. - Tipp, Tipp, stop. - Okay. - Yeah. - I just thought to try to- - No, no, no, it's cool. - Beat him in his own game. - [Ricky] Yeah. - Which of the Real Housewives played the role of Lindsey Wallace in the 1978 movie, "Halloween"? - We like that show. - Yeah, we did. We did, oh my god! It's one of the Richards sisters. - And they wanted all the lights to look really, really good on them.

11:38 - It's gonna be really embarrassing when you guys still get it wrong. - Yeah, oh my god. - You guys are so (beep). Call Glee. It's time to go home. - The answer. Kyle Richards. - Richards! - We wrote it. Ow! - Shit. - For the documentarians who are following us. - [Sebastian] Garth, they drew a dick on the back of their paper. - [Garth] I've seen it too. I don't like it. - Do I get a point for rich lady with hair? - Yes, you do. - Yeah! - Next question. Why did women look in the mirrors while walking downstairs at midnight on Halloween?

12:14 - I know this one. - What? - To see their boyfriends. - Oh, cute. - I know, right? - That is so cute. - I know. - Do you miss dating? - No. - Really? - Yeah. I mean, it just feels like hopeless if you're single, you know? (both giggling) - Yeah. - But don't worry, you'll find someone soon. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. - You know, like there's so many, so many fish. - Yeah, who needs a boy when you have family. Right mommy? - Yeah, no, for sure. I mean, it's just like, you know, when the baby comes eventually, I am gonna, you know, wanna be with my actual baby.

12:50 - Yeah, with my, and with, and with my daddy. - And with Will. - My little daddy boy. - Right? You don't have like feelings for Will, right? - What? - For my husband? - What? (Sebastian laughing) Oh my god. That is crazy. You're crazy. - Okay, yeah. I was, I was just, I needed to just make sure, I was just making sure. - What's the multiple choice? - There is no multiple choice, bitch. - [Garth] There's no multiple choice. - Call me bitch one more time. - Bitch.

13:27 - What, you're gonna hit me? - No. - You're gonna hit a gay person? Have you lost it? - He would never do that! - Say I would never hit a gay person then? - I would never hit a gay person then. - Say it louder. - Don't say that then part, just say, I would never hit a gay person. - Say it as an absolute. - I would never hit a gay person. - I would not hit a gay person. - Thank you, Bruce. I believed it when you said it. - I would never hit a gay person. I didn't even know you were gay. - Oh my god! - There's no winning.

13:53 - Are you (beep) kidding me? - Why would you even suggest that? - The answer, anyone wanna shout it out? - Yes. - We've got it. - We'll say it all at the same time. - Okay, this is perfect. Just repeat what they say immediately. - The answer is to see their boyfriends. - [All] See their boyfriends. - The other side. - What did you say? - See their boyfriends. - All right, table three gets points. Nobody else does. 'Cause I saw you just waiting for me to say it. - How does that make any sense? - You've clearly never had a boyfriend.

14:16 - All right. Explain it to him, table three. - If you can see your boyfriend behind you, he's gonna beat up the vampire. - No, if you can see your boyfriend behind you, that means he's not a vampire. Boom diggity dog. - What? - Exactly, vampires have no reflection. - That's really unsanitary. - I've been putting my teeth on it. Everything's fine. - That's awful. (rock music) - All right, next question. Name the creamy french soup that is made from strained crustacean. - So this is a trap, right? - Right, he doesn't want us to say bisque.

14:53 - So do we say bisque for him or do we say chowder? - Clam chowder? Chowder? Yeah, that's good. - Okay, now this feels like a trap. - Yeah, it does. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. Crustacean is a crab. - Every time you've said lobster bisque, this guy's flipped a (beep) switch. And now he's asking us to deliberately say it. - Tipp. Tipp, he's looking right at us right now. I don't know what is going on with Garth. He's freaking me out. - So what blood type are you? - Pretty sure I'm AB. - Oh my god! That's perfect.

15:26 Your husband's is O negative, so the baby should be O negative as well. - I don't remember telling you that Will was O negative. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did. - I'm just, I feel like I don't remember, like why would I be sharing? - You're literally insane. You're literally crazy. - I talk about Will, but I don't share like his medical records and information. - Right, right, right. It was probably only some paperwork or something that I filled out for you or took to the bank or something. - But why would Will's- - Did you try that new bagel place?

15:58 I was meaning to ask if you like puffs. - Yeah, I like puffs. - Yeah, I did too. - It was good, right? - It was good! - Their coffee was yummy. - That's what I was thinking. And it's such a shame when bagel places don't have good coffee. - Right, it's either way too sugary or not at all. - You're so- - It's just in the middle. - You're so funny. - Jesus, ever since you brought up the bisque, he's been freaking out. - My ass. - What the heck is up with that? - Hey, Garth. - You're not thinking about looking at the bisque, are you?

16:24 - No. - No. - We're thinking about getting another round. - Yeah, we're probably getting another round. (Garth laughing) - Because, because if we were to go back there and see it, it would just be like a frozen ice block, right? - It would just be nothing, you know? - The bisque would be... - Yeah. Yeah, no, I'll get you guys another round. - All right. - You guys are so funny. - Ah. - Yeah. If I ever catch you back there looking for that bisque, it's not gonna be good for any of us. Right? - Well, if it's just bisque, what's there to be scared of, you know?

16:57 - Tipp, you're lucky you're my friend. - No. - Or else I'd send your head through that table into the ground right now. Never go looking for the bisque, okay? - Definitely not. - Yeah, no, no. - Okay. I'll get that, get that another round for you, all right? - All right, all right. - You guys. - Okay. - That just scared the (beep) shit out of me. (rock music) - Anyone know the answer to that one? - Yeah, it's a lobster disque. - Incorrect. Table two? - Chowder. - (beep) wrong. Table three? - Can we have a second? - Yeah.

17:42 - Okay, Garth? - Yeah? - [Both] Lobster bisque. (suspenseful music) - That's right. - What the (beep)? - Oh my god, I've never been more scared. - Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys, for answering correctly. - [Director] You're welcome, Garth. - And if you ever say lobster bisque again in my bar, I swear to god, I will put you in a cannon and launch you into the moon. - [Director] Got it. - All right, moving on to our final question of the night. - That's okay. - What are you crying for? - I cry when I see other people cry.

18:21 - [Ricky] Oh my god. - [Director] Bruce? Hey, get a grip. - Final question. Do you know any vampires? Do you? Be honest. Any, any sightings? Any locations where you might know of vampires? Just curious. - Seb, you haven't written anything. - Oh, right. Sorry, I was thinking about, there was this guy in Croatia. And me and my friends were like out at a club and he like, was hitting on one of our friends and she was like, stop hitting on me. He started like kissing her neck or whatever, right? - Yeah. - So then she goes back home and she gets back to the States.

18:54 And the next day, there's like this rash on her neck, right? And she said that at the club, he was like biting her like. - Oh my gosh. - He was like, digging into her skin. Yes bitch. So then she goes to the hospital and he was putting a softening agent on her neck. To soften up her neck and eat her. They send FBI to his house. There's women there. Remains of women 'cause he's been eating them. - Remains? - Yes. - Why would you tell me that right now? - Oh, I don't know. It just reminded me of like a vampire. - So do we have to answer yes?

19:23 Do you know a vampire? - I don't like know him. - We don't wanna worry Garth. - No. - He's like... - No. - I feel like he'd freak out. - No. - Let's just say no and tell him not to worry. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, Bruce, you got any? - I don't think so. - Table three? - Absolutely not. - Absolutely not. - Don't worry, Garth. - Don't worry, Garth. - Thank you, guys. - [Sebastian] Yes, sir. - All right, Ricky Tipp? - You, Garth. - You, Garth. (Ricky and Tipp laughing) - The champions are The Champions. - Yay!

19:57 - Everyone else is (beep) stupid. Except for you, Bruce. - Eeh. - If only we didn't know that already. - One of these days is gonna be MLB-themed. - And we're gonna smash it. (rock music) - Garth, can we get another round? - You think Pitbull's really bald? - Pitbull has a quote. "Let's stop wasting time getting wasted and have the time of our lives." (melancholic music)

20:32 - Garth? - Yeah? - Garth? - Yes? - Garth, can I have another? - You're drunk. - No, I'm not. - All right. - To surviving death and a broken heart. - Cheers. I kind of feel like the more I drink the more sober I feel. - That means it's good alcohol. - Oh my god, it hurts so bad. It's like fire. (rock music) It's a fire. - You okay? - It feels like fire. - You okay? - Can we have the crab cream puff nachos? - Yeah. - Have you ever thought about the moment when you die? Do you think you go into darkness or do you think you gonna the light?

21:10 - I think it's like that scene from Bruce Almighty, where the room is a White CYC, beautiful wash. - Wow. - Watch this. (rock music) - Oh, I wanna do that. I wanna do that. I want, oh. That was awful. Your one eye- - You're the hostess. - Your one eye is here. - Whoa. - [Ricky] Wow. - You need some bread. - Okay, where did you get that? - I got this crap four days ago. Oh! Britney's posting shit on her story just to get me, just to get me jealous. - [Ricky] Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. - I miss her dude.

21:45 She puts that dog filter on from Snapchat and I know that bitch is going on Snapchat, taking the video, saving the video to her device and going to Instagram and posting it. - [Ricky] You know what, Tipp? - That's when you know they're trying. - Tipp? (melancholic music) - [Tipp] Don't. - Don't! - Don't. Here, here, put this on. - Ricky, I swear to god, don't. - Whoa, easy, easy, easy. Barf in here. Drink that.

22:11 Yeah (beep). - Honestly, honestly. You know what? I can't. I think Britney, I think Britney's nice. I don't know. You two maybe should be together. (acoustic music) - Thank you for saying that. - It's just like, what am I doing? You have someone who (beep) cares about you. (acoustic music) - I think you got really close with that girl that wanted a, Garth, can I get another? I thought you got really close with that girl. - Another what? - Anything, Garth! - You can't just say an- - We wrapped, series wrapped, that means we drink!

22:53 - You need to calm down. - You ever see someone (beep) the back of a chair? - Yes. - Plenty of times. - What? - It's a very normal- - Plenty of times? - Yeah. - Plenty? - Another shot. He needs another one. - This, this, this is Tipp's- - [Tipp] One for Hillary Duff. - This is Tipp's ex-wife. - Oh. - And you know what? I hated her for so long, but I actually don't know how I feel about her, but I think it's fine. - She's pretty. - She's gorgeous. - She's actually nice. She's pretty. - What happened? - A lot. She came in with divorce papers.

23:23 - Oh my god. - Yeah. Tipp has to go to court. He's in a court battle right now. He has to get a lawyer and there's gonna be a jury there. - Oh my god. - Court? - Did you sign shit? - I almost died. No, I died for two minutes. - Wow. - Shut up! Did you go to heaven or hell? - [Director] Tell the truth. - Tell 'em. - It was dark. There were angels. - Oh my god, that sounds like heaven. But also hell? - Tipp, you're drooling all over yourself. - Yeah, are you okay? - This guy looked at death (beep) straight in the face.

23:53 - So I died for two minutes and now I'm back. And alcohol? It doesn't, I barely scratch the surface. I can't feel it. - Jealous! - Yeah, I'm barely drunk. I don't even know how many shots I've had. - Me too. - I know, we should, I shouldn't, but I wanna call her. (pulsating music) - Call her! - You should call her! - Yeah. ♪ I wanna call her ♪ ♪ I wanna call her ♪ (Sebastian beatboxing) ♪ Miss her, love her ♪ ♪ Miss her, love her ♪ ♪ (beep) her, miss her ♪ ♪ Call her, kiss her, ♪ ♪ Hug her, kiss her, hug her ♪ Oh yeah!

24:35 Let's plug this in, Garth! Can we do a karaoke? - It is plugged in. Goddamn, you're just singing at the top of your lungs. - That was incredible, man! I'm sorry about being mean to you before. - [Ricky] Tipp. - Whoa, whoa! (melancholic music)

24:54 (rock music) - Tipp, I think you should call her. - Yeah. - You probably need to call her and tell her what just happened there. - Let's call her. - We're gonna leave her a voicemail 'cause she's always on do not disturb, so she can win sweepstakes. - Okay, let's call her up. (phone ringing) - I'm gonna put it on speaker, okay? Baby! Baby, I'm here with Rick. - Hey, Brit, how's it going? It's Ricky. We're doing very well. - We miss you. I love you. I need you. - We're at Garth's bar. (Ricky coughs) - Ricky's chest hurts.

25:30 We think it's COVID. We're gonna sing, I got you someone to sing a song for you. ♪ (indistinct) slut, gag it, put it in my butt ♪ ♪ I'm caressing my calf from the (indistinct) yeah ♪ - Hello, Britney. This is the FBI. We're calling you to let you know that someone is in love with you. - Yes! - We should call Will. That's her husband. - Hi, hi, honey. - Oh, he didn't pick up? - We're okay. We're just- - Hey, daddy! It's your favorite little tweak. - I've had 25 shots and I feel so much fire deep inside of me and it (beep) hurts.

26:06 - If you order the lobster bisque, I will kill you. - That's good. Hang up. (rock music) - Gonna call it. - Soon? - Tipp! Tipp! Oh my god! - Oh my god, she's here. - Baby? - Tipp? I was next door getting more bubbles 'cause you know I'm a bubble girl. I got all your voicemails. - Did you get my voicemails, baby? - I did! The FBI said that someone's here who loves me. I'm guessing it's you. - Ricky! Look! Britney's here! Sit sit please. - Oh. Oh my god. - Hi, Britney. - Oh baby, please, take a seat. - She showed up.

26:53 - You're perfect. - She showed up. - Oh, I missed having- - Call your husband and tell her she showed up. - I love you so much! - Look at Ricky's haircut. - Oh my god, Ricky, I love your hair! - You do? - Yes, you look so good. - Thank you. - There's something new about you too (giggling). Stop it, Tipp! Stop it, Tipp! You know, my fingertips are tickly. - You guys are, you guys are, you guys are cute together. - I got all the voicemails, baby. I got all the voicemails. - Let's get remarried. - We'll get remarried, really?

27:23 - And I'll buy you whatever you want at Ulta. ♪ Bridge over troubled water ♪ - That was beautiful, Ricky. - I'm, I'm happy for you guys. - Thank you. I listened to all the two voicemails you left me. - Did you listen to the song? - Are you the one that was singing? - Oh my god, yes! It's crazy the guy I'm talking to is like, a really famous singer. He is in like an acapella group. - Oh my god. Who's that? - Scott Hoying. - Scott Hoying? - From Pentatonix. - Penitoni, I'm so happy for you. - Yeah, We're just in the talking phase, but yeah.

27:55 - He restricted him on Instagram so. - Okay. Tipp, look at me. Hold my hand. Tipp, I've been thinking a lot about my self-worth. You know, that was what I was worried about. And I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm good. I'm sad. All I want is you. It's all about you, Tipp. Tipp and Britney. Remember the song we used to sing? ♪ Tipp and Britney (Tipp and Ricky) ♪ Ricky? ♪ Tipp and Britney ♪ - Come on now. You're just testing me. - To my wife's self-worth. (melancholic music)

28:36 - I'm really happy for you guys. - Thanks, Rick. - I think you guys are great. - I think you're great. - I know I'm drunk as a skunk. - [Britney] It's okay, we always are. - But I, I love you. And Ricky's here. And look, Ricky's finally opening up with his romantic side. - Oh my god, congrats! - I love you! - I love you too. - And I know the error of my ways. - Oh, Tipp! - And I will be better. - Tipp, I know you'll be better. I know. You're already touching me right now. I missed your touch so much. - Missed your touch so much.

29:05 - You guys are cute. - Cheers! I couldn't have done it without my boy by my side. - Cheers! You know what? I'd love to just scratch this off, but Ricky, I'd love for you to join too. We're basically a family anyway. Come on! It'd be fun. - Come on. It's her sweepstakes. We do it every night. - What do I do? - Ricky, sit here. - Just grab my hand. Take a seat, grab my hand, and then we'll scratch off. - All right. - [Tipp] Scratch it. - [Ricky] Okay? - Everyone, hold on. - Okay. (suspenseful music) - Come on, this is the one.

29:36 This is the one. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Scratch it off. Gonna win big one day. I didn't win, but that's okay, 'cause we won. - Cheers. She's expecting. She's gonna be a mother. - One day, I'll be a mom, you know. I expect to one day be a mom, you know? - You're not pregnant? - What are you talking about? That's just my shape. - Of course. - Of course. - Period. - Haven't had one in a while. (upbeat music) - [Tipp] Next time on Grip Guys. - [Ricky And Tipp] Here comes the bride! - Well, let's get you married.

30:20 - I'm about to pop. - All right, I have to get back to set so. - Oh. - Can we?

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Grip Guys: Don't Ask What's In The Lobster Bisque"?

Garth (Host), Tipp (Guest), Ricky (Guest), Bruce (Guest), Sebastian (Guest), Britney (Guest).

What is "Grip Guys: Don't Ask What's In The Lobster Bisque" about?

In a light-hearted and humorous conversation, the group navigates personal topics such as past relationships and new haircuts while engaging in a friendly trivia competition, showcasing their playful banter and camaraderie. The discussion humorously veers into the questionable state of a long-frozen lobster bisque and the team's naming struggles, highlighting their quirky dynamics.

What is mentioned in this Smosh episode?

6 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Lobster Bisque, Scott Hoying, Halloween, Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, Vampire in Brooklyn, Fab, Fit, Fun. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Grip Guys: Don't Ask What's In The Lobster Bisque"?

The episode runs 30 min; the transcript is about 5,878 words in 56 timestamped sections.

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