Grip Guys: The Full Series

What this episode is about

"Grip Guys: The Full Series" explores the casual banter and camaraderie of a group of friends in the entertainment industry, highlighting their humorous takes on aging actors, personal struggles with mental health, and the challenges of working in the entertainment world while sharing lighthearted moments over snacks and games. The series combines relatable anecdotes with reflections on the pressures of their profession, emphasizing the importance of friendship and self-care.

Key takeaways

• Blue light magic: brighter selfies or better moods? It’s hard to tell these days.
• Why are older actors always cast as hitmen? Maybe they’ve got the wisdom for it — or it pays well!
• Crackers may be the snack of choice, but they’re also the enemy of the dry mouth.
• Mental health in showbiz: it’s OK to need a break, even if Love Island is calling your name.
• Surprise visits? Boundaries in relationships may just be as essential as good lighting on set!

Who speaks in this episode?

• Tip (Host) · 1 h 17 min speaking
• Britney (Guest) · 58 min speaking
• Ricky (Guest) · 38 min speaking
• Sebastian (Guest) · 10 min speaking
• Nick (Guest) · 10 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 1:45:00 – 2:00:00: Vivica
2. 2:00:00 – 2:15:00: Dylan Efron, Neil Patrick Harris
3. 2:15:00 – 2:30:00: Scott Hoy, Vivica
4. 2:45:00 – 3:00:00: Britney Duvalene, Vanderpump Rules
5. 3:00:00 – 3:11:44: iPad 12

Notable quotes from "Grip Guys: The Full Series"

• Are there nuts in THAT TIP? DYLAN EFRON IS ALLERGIC TO NUTS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? WHERE YOU AT? MORNING MEETING.

  about Dylan Efron · at 2:10:59

• The olive oil is for Neil Patrick Harris and I don't want to ask why.

  about Neil Patrick Harris · at 2:14:29

• Okay, so I went to a farmers market with Scott Hoy from Pentatonix and I was joking. I was literally joking, but I was What Scott?

  about Scott Hoy · at 2:26:20

• [screaming] Guess what, baby? They were filming Vanderpump Rules, the reboot down the street. So, I got you their grip box.

  about Vanderpump Rules · at 2:55:59

• Dearly beloved, who presents you Britney Duvalene? I present myself because my sorority from the makeup school did not show.

  about Britney Duvalene · at 2:59:43

• An iPad 12. We just got to go to Tallahassee to pick it up.

  about iPad 12 · at 3:04:12

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Vic Tip — Person · 16 mentions
• Dylan Efron — Person · 3 mentions · first at 2:10:59
• Vivica — Person · 2 mentions · first at 1:46:04
• Neil Patrick Harris — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:14:29
• Scott Hoy — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:26:22
• Britney Duvalene — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:59:43
• Andy G. — Person · 1 mention
• Gar — Person · 1 mention
• Martin Tim — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

• Vanderpump Rules — Book · 1 mention · first at 2:56:01

Products & tech

• iPad 12 — Product · 1 mention · first at 3:04:12

Places & events

• Epcot — Place · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

0:04 That's a smart lady, I'll tell you that. All right, that shots up. Shots up. Look great. I think they'll let us know when we when we're needed. Yeah, I like that seasonal glow. I'm telling you, that blue light, it's magic. I telling you, I didn't even know I had my kit without it. I don't know what the these cameras are doing with here. I guess they're following us for something.

0:41 Hello. But I'm like, if you're following us, this looks like [ __ ] This looks like [ __ ] The lighting sucks.

0:45 Like, I don't know what kind of cameras I don't want to be followed into the bathroom either.

0:57 I think that uh that older actor is pretty solid. What's the deal with all these older actors? They're always turning into Hitman. But that guy, he like embraces his age.

1:05 Did you watch the substance? You know, I can't do that [ __ ] Well, that made me go, we should respect older actors more.

1:12 I put this cracker in my mouth. Damn you more. I can't even get through it. It is dry.

1:17 That's why I don't with crackers. Too dry. Best part about this show, they roll for like 30 minutes until until we're ready to do a new deal. So, we could get to relax, man. I want more jobs like this.

1:34 I want more jobs like this because that Love Island, I can't stand the heat. I'm dripping sweat.

1:39 I don't want to sound like gay or anything, but mental health-wise, I need a break. Like, I need a minute. It's hard at home right now.

1:44 That's super gay. But honestly, I'm down. But like having like long takes to just sit here with my buddy, eat some crackers with my dry ass mouth and be like "Whoa

1:51 dude." Like that's not gay at all. See, I love that. I love sitting with my buddy.

1:56 Thank you. Tonight, what are we doing? Can we play Clue? I can't play Clue tonight.

2:01 Yeah, it's hard with two people. No, no, not just that. I I'm in the dog house.

2:06 Please tell me you're not talking to your wife. I have to talk to my wife, Ricky. I don't know how I don't know what else to

2:11 Tip tip tip. She's not right in everywhere. Stop it. You know I don't like Listen, I love her. I got to I got to be nice to her, but my god, I don't want her moving in with me.

2:24 She can't move in with you. What about our Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday nights?

2:28 I know. She can't move in with you. Listen, she's she's a loose candidate. What the found you?

2:37 What the tip? That's right. I'm here. Hi. Britney, we're rolling. How do you I don't care if they're rolling.

2:53 Britney, I'm here to talk to you. I found you. That's right. Sh. Sh. Sh. Britney, stop it. Stolen. Stop.

2:58 I don't care. You want TO WORK ON A SET? Then your life's a movie and I'll talk as loud as I want.

3:02 You tell her where we were shooting. How'd you find WHERE LOCATION? WHAT? YOU CAME HOME Saturday night drunk as and you said where you work and so boom, bam, bam, I wrote it down. Here I am. Please,

3:12 what? I don't enjoy being leveled with all that. You got to get her out of here. We're going to get in trouble here now.

3:20 No, your shape is fine. I just don't understand the jeans so low. I'm looking at you.

3:26 You can't come visit me at work. I'll visit you wherever I want because you won't let me live with you. Okay,

3:31 Britney, as Tip's best friend and soulmate. Okay. And lover, I guess. Y'all spend so much time together, you might as well be.

3:38 We're not lovers. We're not. Listen, you gotta [ __ ] chill. You're making my boy crazy. You're making me crazy. This is crazy. Britney, what the are you doing at my work?

3:52 Okay. You want to know? You can't be sh No. No. No. You can't be here. This is me asserting a boundary. Britney, no. Stop, Britney. Stop. No. This is This is me. No. This is me asserting a boundary.

4:03 Oh, hi. Oh, Britney, I love you. Britney, you're here. I love you. So good to see you. That would have been nice, right? is unannounced. Britney, you know I don't like surprises ever too. You too. They'reing cameras right there. Remember

4:16 I'm going to be gone real soon. Y'all got to turn these off right now. Okay. This is actually realing [ __ ]

4:28 Okay. Check take a peek of this tip. What is this? We don't even have a printer. Where'd you get this?

4:32 It's divorce papers. Tip. I want a divorce. We've been together for 10 years. I moved out here for you and you won't let me live with you. I know we had that little bit where I was hanging around. I I had Trish over you. Hate Trish. But listen, it's time I want to move in and you won't let me. So, I want a divorce. How about that?

5:02 Take it. Can you turn that way, please? Can you just turn? We're asking 45 to 90°. Thank you.

5:07 K. God, what are you shooting? Can you finish the 90? Thank you. Why do you like you come here

5:15 in my place of work? And you Oh, yeah. This is This is This is up, Britney. Yeah. Oh, it's up. Yeah. Realed up.

5:29 What do you think this means to you? I wear this every day. This is crazy. This is gone.

5:39 Stay stay that way. I I I can still hear Tiff. Where'd you evening get? Oh my god.

5:46 They're all the documents. You better sign them. Okay. You have two months to sign them. And I better have them quicker than that.

5:51 This is some stunt. Britney. Britney, come here. Sit here. I'm not sitting on you, but I will get close.

5:57 It's the last time I'm sitting on you. Oh my god. You two sick. What are you doing to me?

6:04 What are you doing to me? You know I'm in a fight. 18 in. You come to my work and you bamboozled oozle me.

6:10 You're always oozled boozling me. You know how much I love you. You know how much I

6:15 And I love you. Stop. I love you, too. That's why you move in with me and you won't let me move in with you.

6:21 So what did Epcot mean? Nothing. No. Epcot meant nothing. WE WENT ON that that little world tour. It means nothing cuz you won't let me move in with you. I'm not going backwards. T.

6:30 So you're being serious about this divorce? Yes, I'm done. It's just me and my bubbles out on the road.

6:36 Get up. Switching. Yeah, they're looking They're looking for Brennan. Where's Bren?

6:42 I can't. Calm down. You guys need to stop. YOU NEED TO STOP YOURSELF. HEY, what the hell IS GOING ON? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THREE RIGHT NOW. I've got Brandon Cruz hanging from wires, sipping butts, and you guys are out here yelling, acting like a bunch of idiots. So, the wires just cut.

7:08 Oh, great. Great. So, are you going to rehang Brandon Cruz? I will rehang Cruz. I just need an escort to get um this female out of here, please, so we can.

7:18 I'm just here to I DELIVERED A QUICK MESSAGE AND I'M READY TO GO. CHILD, IF SHE SAYS SHE'S WITH CHILD, she wants mying money and she won't get my money. that place in receipt.

7:26 You tip you ma'am, you need to sign an NDA. Okay. Tip, are you sure she's not with child? She says it's a gluten reaction.

7:36 Sir, there's gluten on this set. Percy, do I need to get rid of the gluten? Gluten. Brandon Cruz cannot have gluten.

7:41 We will hang up Brandon Cruz. Carlo, get the all the gluten OUT OF THEING PLACE.

7:46 Thank you, Percy. I WANT ALL THAT GLUTEN GONE. YOU HEAR ME? I'LL have your ass.

7:59 Percy, she needs to sign an NDA. I am not kidding. We got Linda Shalamé coming for Galactic Poon and you cannot us up.

8:05 Timothy's the mom. Yes, Timothy's mother. Just just just anything. Listen, just get my wife off of set, please. I'm a professional. I've been working in this business for 50 years. But ever since she got on set, I can't I can't act professionally. Okay. She needs to get off this. She needs to get off that. She's going to get off.

8:20 Thank you, Sebastian. We will get to it. Get this woman off my set. Do I take you to the trailer or to the back lot or

8:25 back lot? Back lot. Back lot. Through the backside. Okay. Ma'am, take a last look. Tip.

8:30 And you guys. No. No. Take a last look at what you're leaving behind. I need to sign that.

8:36 You got it. Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. You guys got that wheel?

8:42 NO. TIP. TIP. Do you want to burn my scissors? God, she smells like combos. Look at me. Look at me. We're losing light and I'm losing patience. Okay,

8:54 we've got the light. You can create light out of nothing. So, we got it. You want

8:58 Are you going to create my patience out of nothing? No. No. I didn't think so, Ricky.

9:03 This is really inappropriate and it cannot happen again. Do we understand that?

9:06 I agree 100%. Nod your head. Yes. Let's Yes. Let's just push whatever the just happened aside and let's light the poon.

9:13 Let's light the poon. All I want to do is light the All right. Can I get my guy? Where's my walkie? Can I get my guys? We're going to light poon on stage four.

9:20 Right there. Hey, state four. Where the is Brett? Where the is Brett? We need a light poon and it needs to be the trickle light.

9:26 I want to use trickle and a dolly four times. Dolly four times you guys. Boom is in my shot.

9:32 Whatever you're following us for, it's not going to be good content. I'm just telling you right now. Let's get pun

9:36 edit this out. Stop pushing me. Come on. Stop pushing me. I got to go back there.

9:49 Ma'am. Ma'am, we can't be here. We can't be here. Just give me a second. God, that was so much.

9:53 Ma'am, we cannot stay right here. TIFF, COME TALK TO ME. I'M NOT DONE. Zinda's younger. Look, Zenaia's younger brother, Kenda, is right down there. His green room is 3 ft away from you.

10:06 I don't care about no one else but Tim AND ME AND OUR DIVORCE. LOOK, I do not care. I do not care. I need hold.

10:14 Yeah. No, we asked for a tiger shark, not a bull shark. What do you mean? What do you mean you DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? ONE HAS STRIPES, YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU KNOW WHAT? You and a shark are going to have something very common. You're both unemployed. Bye. Man, we have to get you out of here.

10:29 Can you tell Tip something for me? Okay. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Sign this.

10:34 I've already signed so much. Your phone's back. Ow. I want you to tell Tip that he's made the biggest mistake in his life.

10:42 Biggest mistake. Got it. Mhm. Okay. you could be a little bit more passionate and listening to me and less less businessy and harsh. Okay.

10:50 Smile. Okay. I've been pushed aside too much in the last year of our marriage. Yeah.

10:57 So, I'm Yes. Sorry. [sighs and gasps] I've been pushed aside too much of this in [singing] our marriage and I need tip to know that I'm going to move on and find someone else because I'm a 10 out of 10. Okay.

11:22 Right. [snorts] He's right there. I'm just going to go south. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We need to get you this way and we need to get you away from Kenda. Okay.

11:29 I hate sets. All of you suck. Ma'am, we're just trying to work here. Okay. Have you loved a woman before? I've never had the chance. Okay.

11:38 Then you have no idea what I'm dealing with with my little tip. What are you dealing with?

11:45 I'm dealing with a man who wouldn't who doesn't want me to move in with him. Okay. Who found me out of Walgreens when they were on site and I was doing the 1-hour photo. I worked 1 hour a week. That doesn't sound like enough work. How did you support yourself? Well, I I did my sweep states with my bubbles and I got enough money to move out here. And I moved in with him. He would not let me stay. He said, "You need to get a job. Big girl job." It's like, "I am a big girl. I'M TWICE YOUR SIZE." AND HE KICKED me out and I had to find my own apartment. Then he loved me. Oh, you got your own apartment. Oh, that's so great.

12:20 Well, I don't care, Tim, cuz I want to live with you. I just want to I'm getting old, you know.

12:26 This is why you need to move forwards out of here. Is that it? Is that Is that everything? I guess that's everything. You're not listening to me. You don't know what it's like to to kiss someone.

12:37 Do you need another picture? Smile. Okay. You know what? I'm going to go. I'm choosing to leave. Okay. Good.

12:46 That's my decision. Okay. Just go. And I want you to give something to Tip. Okay. I want you to give this to Tip so he can remember me.

12:53 Okay. All right. It's really heavy. Okay. Just don't look Kenda in the eyes when you pass by.

12:58 I don't care. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAIT ONE SECOND. OKAY. I love my bubbles. Okay.

13:06 One more for the baby. No, no, baby. That's just my shape. Oh, I'm leaving. Y'all are rude here. I'm so sorry.

13:24 Oh. Um, I'm going to take this. I'm going to take this. Fine. And if you want it back, you have Tip come back home today immediately.

13:35 Uh yeah, we're going to need another stinger on on set. You, Tip, I need you to sign this. It's an NDA.

13:47 Thanks, bro. I got to be in Shazworth Chass 9:00 a.m. in 4 months. That sucks. You got to leave at 6.

14:11 They said please be in court. Court attire. What the is court attire, Ricky? You got to be in a suit. You're going to have a whole jury there. They do jury for divorce court. They don't do a jury for divor.

14:24 They do on Judge Judy. They said this is a civil court. When my parents got divorced, there were people there.

14:28 What kind of people? My brother. Oh, yeah. People like the family. Yeah. Yeah. But there were some random people that I had no idea. Like a bunch of randos listening in on our private conversation. So get ready cuz Bry's going to blow it up.

14:41 Dude, why is this Why is this that was that was crazy? Is suing me the same thing as getting a divorce in me?

14:49 I just like Yes. You tell me to go to court and light the court, that I can do. That'll show up in my normal outfit. You want me to leave my my toolb at home, go do at 9:00 a.m.?

15:03 Let me see this. Howing humiliating, dude. Maybe you could say that you um can't because of work. Like almost like when you get called in for jury duty, you can't.

15:12 So humiliating, dude. No, I'm really sorry, bud. I'm like I just I I do love her, but like the way she acted I've never seen anything like that. And like

15:22 I don't I don't want to go to like I'm a 47y old man. I don't want to start over. I don't want to like look at me, bro. You see I got graying hair. Cares. Look at me. I mean it's blonde. You can't tell. I know. But look 47 is your about you.

15:42 Okay. I don't want to I don't want I can't go to court. Like I don't have clothes for court. I have this outfit four times.

15:48 I got a suit. My dad's suit. Really? It's going to be a little big on you. You can wear those shorts. Maybe I just give you the jacket.

15:55 I don't even know if I could be confident without like my my tape measure and my walking. Just

16:00 going to go in there and I'm going to be like, "Yeah, I'm at the end of my life. Yeah, I'm at like a career height, but like look at me. Look, look at me."

16:08 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Best part of my day is a piece of provolone and a good dolly.

16:13 And there's nothing wrong with that. Britney's a nightmare. You made a mistake. 10 years fine, whatever. A blimping puddle in the back of your rear mirror. [snorts]

16:24 Listen to me. I don't have the confidence for this, dude. Dude, let me tell you right now.

16:28 I know it's gay to talk about confidence and stuff, but like I don't have confidence for this.

16:31 It's not gay. It's awesome. Or it's like it's like metrosexual for me to talk about being confident.

16:36 All right. I'm the jury. I'm I'm I'm a I'm a woman and a man between the ages of 20 and 56.

16:42 Sounds like LA. Yeah. No, seriously. Talk to me. What are you going to say? You're going to have to cut this part out.

16:51 Suit. Got a suit on. Better. Your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Ladies and gentlemen of the court.

17:04 Correct. I've been working in Hollywood for 50 years. No, that's a lie. That's a lie. That's insane. You're 47. Don't tell him your shows. You had an NBA.

17:15 But if I tell him I've been likeing Deal or No Deal Island. I mean, like what if the What if the What if

17:20 Oh, yeah. There could be a fan. Judge is a fan. Could be a fan. Your honor, I work in Hollywood, California for other big companies like Shonda Shonda and YouTube channels. I am too busy to support this witch of a woman.

17:39 This doesn't feel like you say, right? Yeah. So, this is where the magic happens.

17:45 Hey, guys. You're in town for me. Yeah. It's going to be my big break. What do you think,

17:57 dude? You're killing it. Like, I enjoy watching you and I'm like, this kid is got it.

18:02 I thought you were allowed to look. I thought it was like Nicki Minaj when she says you can't look at her on the camera.

18:07 Oh, no. No. Nice. Nice. Hey, you have you have good energy. Thanks for Thanks for saying hi. Usually people ignore us.

18:16 Really? That's crazy. You guys are like the backbone of this whole thing. Like you got all these like metal things around.

18:21 Thank you. Thank you for saying that. You seem sad. What's got you down, bud? He's down.

18:26 I got I got lady. Okay, I get you. You know, sometimes you got to not let the down [ __ ] get you down. You know what I'm saying? You know, it doesn't matter what's actually going on in your life. It's all about what you show. Show the world with your full chest.

18:47 Yeah. Show the world with your full chest. No matter what you're wearing or how you're feeling, if you got your your chest up in full, the world will look up at you, right? Get your full chest. Take life with your full chest. Look at this. Look at this.

19:02 Whoa. You just have a receipt for an emergency contraceptive in your jacket. 15. Yeah. And that's when you remember

19:08 receipts. That's it. It's receipts. Remember when [ __ ] is even worse. You know what I'm saying?

19:14 This Have you ever been to court? Cuz it seems like you've been in court. That's legal documents. Legal documents.

19:18 And going she's not pregnant. That's an emergency. Hell yeah. You got the receipts. YOU GOT TEA. YES. There you go.

19:25 Receipts. Dom. Look at you. Full chest hat back. Sun in your eyes. You already know what's up. You don't seem to be having lady troubles. Your test is

19:37 I don't have lady troubles cuz I don't have a lady. I can't express this is enough. Talent never comes by us and I just want to say thank you.

19:48 No, honestly, I think that you're a legend. Thank you. Wait, is it like against the rules to talk to you guys? I'm new to this whole like set thing.

19:54 Amazing. Your glasses. What about this? WHOA. NO. NO, no tip. My glasses. This receipts.

20:05 This receipts. If you were to say that to any judge, they would take you seriously in my opinion.

20:11 Have you been to court? Yeah, I had some unpaid barking tickets. This is like A SIGN FROM GOD.

20:16 I get it. Did you wear a suit, Tip? I swear to God if you hit me one more time. I mean, I'm into it.

20:22 Sorry. This is what confidence looks like. It's so good. Look at this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do that again.

20:36 They have a swagger about when you walk around. The world has a beat and you should be moving to its rhythm. Damn, you're a poet.

20:51 Every time the slate gets clapped. That's a B. Your honor. Whoa. Oh, I never called the judge your honor before.

20:59 I should call her a she cuz she's a girl boss. That's on my sister's period. This is MY BEST FRIEND.

21:04 HEY, DUDE. You got to play clue with us. We need a third player. Yeah, we need a we need a third person cuz we can't do it.

21:11 Make me nervous cuz there's no screen. Damn, Kit. Get wild, dude. I don't think he's that weird.

21:17 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's up? You got We going Hollywood. We're going Hollywood.

21:27 We're going Hollywood. I know. Sick. This is New York. We're going New York. What do you got in that canteen, Nick?

21:42 Mine's own soup. Mine? Uh, you mean? Uh, yeah. No, I Yeah, that's We'll just leave it. Yeah.

21:48 My sister packed it for me. Wow. What are you on the top of aing mountain? Is it cold?

21:51 No, we're on set. Can I sip your your minestroni soup? Is that how you say it? Yeah. Yeah.

21:58 No wonder when I went to soup plantation, I asked for monestone soup. They didn't know what I was talking about.

22:03 See, this is why I was They made me feel like I was an idiot. I'm not. You're not.

22:06 Yeah, you're not. I just learned the sickest [ __ ] from talent. Take your beanie, put it backwards.

22:11 Okay, you hold this. So, Nick, what's crazy? Do you like me? all doing that. You're looking really good.

22:24 Thanks. It's ever since I turned this around like Ricky. You're like in a different mood. Like

22:28 no. You got to put this in a safe spot. I was given freedom papers as we call. What the was that dude?

22:35 Saturday nights are going to be just us. We're going to be banging beers. Come maybe like once a month maybe.

22:43 Yeah. It's kind of tough. He's got a small apartment. You guys can come over to my house.

22:48 My sister will make us tacos. your sister. I I respectfully Your sister drives me crazy. Your sister keeps hitting him up on Snapchat.

23:04 She always wants to crochet me a blanket. I'm like, I do not need a crocheted blanket. That's old people.

23:09 Dude, you should be flattered cuz my sister's hot as [ __ ] You can't say your sister's hot.

23:13 She is. She's objectively beautiful, gorgeous, hot, especially after she got her breasts done.

23:18 Okay. She looks really good. Yeah, she Snapchated me. She told me about her brush.

23:22 She doing the doggy filter. She looks really cute when she does the doggy. Oh, whoa. What the What's up with these cameras?

23:28 Oh, yeah. They're following Tip and I. Um, it's it's kind of like our show. Like they're kind

23:33 There's like no way they're grabbing anything cuz there's no light here. Wait, this is sick. This is like

23:38 This is off. Oh, no. No. This is like a trio best friend show right now. Are we doing a trio real? This is like Keeping Up With Up the Kardashians, but it's three of us.

23:46 No, no, no, no, no, no. It's it's it's actually Ricky and tip show. Wait, you guys, I went on a date last night. Okay.

24:02 And she came home with me, which never happens. That's pretty cool. I mean, you guys know you know how it how it is.

24:10 Oh, good. You brought um pitted olives in a can. We watched movies and then she and then she went home this morning.

24:18 And then when did Oh, she went home this morning. Yeah, that's why I'm a little tired.

24:22 And then when did you make the soup? My sister made me the soup. She works at soup plant.

24:26 Sorry. I I didn't mean to yell at you. So you into her or what? Yeah, she's hot. I told you.

24:30 His sister. I'm trying to get rid of Every time I'm see his sister, I see Nick. I can't do it.

24:37 We're siblings. That's how it works. We share the same DNA. What if we were both single out in these streets together? THAT'S WHAT I WANT. THAT'S WHAT I'MING WANTING FROM YOU, BRO. Your wife ising tapped.

24:48 Are we talking about Britney? Are we talking about Britney? Tapped. What's going on with Britney?

24:56 Can I see your soup? Yeah. What is that, bro? Are those test results? No. Better.

25:03 Bro, they're freedom. They're freedom results. What are you doing? Tell your sister thanks for the juice. Oh [ __ ]

25:14 I've never seen in my life. Crazy. I'm going TO DO IT. TAPPED. TAPPED. [screaming] TAPPED. TAPPED. TAPPED.

25:22 Tap tap. It's harder to get paper in the bowl. Yeah. Tapped. But I'm waiting for it.

25:28 Oh, can't sign them now. Oh, you're getting it all over your shirt bro. I don't care. Got my heart broken. Anding I I'm sorry, guys. I actually This was dumb. I thought it'd be funny, but like I actually need this when I go to court.

25:43 You actually have to sign that. Why are you going to court? How do you tell me before I stuck it in the ministry and loved everything that was happening?

25:51 Do you guys want some for your documentary? You guys want some? I'm actually respectfully I'm never want to touch whatever that is.

25:58 Okay, we'll have something else, too. Wait, hold this. What else do you have? She packed me a good lunch.

26:03 Ew. Ew. Ew. If those are sardines, I'm going People in Europe eat this [ __ ] for breakfast. This is why people say we smell, guys. Look at this [ __ ] here.

26:11 We're back in. OH, OKAY. I JUST WHAT? WE JUST STARTED. WHAT? Flipping this. I just opened my can of sardines. All right, guys. What do you guys need? What do you guys need?

26:22 We're good. No. What do you guys need? You guys want a stinger? All right. What do you guys need? I'm here.

26:26 Lights on. Let's get I got going. Yeah, I GOT YOU GUYS. WE'RE BACK IN. OH, put your [ __ ] away.

26:33 [ __ ] No matter what I do, I don't know how to turn this thing off. Okay, what about now?

26:49 On. Okay, what about this? On. Damn it. Yeah, it's been on for like 10 years. See, now this one we figured out how to turn it off and I think it's cuz it Well, the gel the gel on it I think actually helps turn it off. Sebastian, we're going to need another fly.

27:05 300X just doesn't go. Britney, you're still here. What the is going on? Stop that.

27:13 It's a closed set, Britney. I got all the way home in a fit of rage, I took this long wire. I got all the way home and I thought, you know, Tit may have stolen my heart, but I am not a thief.

27:25 Okay, I'll take it. I know. I can see where it goes. There's a bunch of other ones right there. What's it called? A stinger.

27:31 A stinger. A stinger. you guys on your terms. [sighs] All right. Well, I'm going to go grab a cold one in my truck.

27:42 That's not legal. Okay, Britney. Okay, Ricky. Please. You, too. Stop it. I know they rhyme, but I don't enjoy them in the same sentence.

27:51 Okay. Well, I hope you have a good time with your singers tomorrow. Christ. Good luck, Tip. Yeah, I'll see you out there. Yeah, see me out there.

28:02 [snorts] Did you do something different with your hair? I pushed it all off to one side.

28:08 I'm sorry I didn't notice when I was yelling at you. It's all right. I kind of came in hot. Tip. You know, I don't want to do this, but I have to. It's not It's not like I'm like, "Yes, divorce." You know, I'm It's hard for me. You just I just can't keep doing this. You know, I'm getting old. I don't think it's a problem if if if you stay at my place five nights out of the week and then you go back to yours for two nights.

28:36 Tip, if I'm there five nights out of the week, I'm there. Why can't I just live there? I don't have a lot of things.

28:42 But we used to live together. It was hell for me. And you know that I know I was I just moved out to LA and and the [ __ ] you bring back from Walgreens. That was that was hell for me. And and Ricky knows it. Everyone knows it. Even my mom knows it.

28:56 Who cares about Dolan? We got good and we got married and everything was good when you moved out and and we still hang out. We still sleep next to each other.

29:05 I know you made such a big deal when I got my own place. You're like, "Oh, she got a big girl place. Oh, SHE FINALLY GOT HER PLACE. That's all you wanted was for me to have my own place. You don't want to spend all their time with me."

29:16 I do, Britney. Listen to me. You do. You have to listen. I love you. There's nothing wrong. I'm raising my voice again. I love you. I love being married to you, [snorts] but I like having separate spaces just for at least two nights of a week. I have I work for 12, 15 hours a day. I work with my best friend. I like when he comes over once in a while. We get a guy's night and when you are just away like once a week, it just feels better. And then I miss you and then you come back and we 69 till the sun comes up.

29:47 I don't care how long we 69. It feels like you're 68 in me. Don't do this. You're trying to

29:54 I want the full 69. You're spending one, if not more, of those numbers with Ricky. Spending your time with your best friend. I thought I was supposed to be your best friend.

30:07 It always comes back to this. I'm so sick of the sick of the movie. That's the problem. Tam,

30:21 you can't leave me. Oh, damn. You can't tip. These hairy legs. I need to sleep next to them five OUT OF THE SEVEN NIGHTS.

30:30 TIP, YOU YOU KNOW no razor can fight this. That's why they're that way. Tip, get up. Tip, we have to be adults about this. Okay, we'll figure it out. It's just not working out. Okay. Did that weird little guy with the bad hair take my soda and bring it here?

30:48 Of course you care about looking for your soda. Of course I want to look for my soda. I want to win that sweep stakes. I told you Britney

30:54 we could live in a mansion together. If I just went, it's one in every 3 million.

30:59 Trying to win sweep stakes isn't a job. You can't do that full time. I've said this to you over and over and over again.

31:06 We don't need to have this conversation cuz we've had it a million times. I just keep telling you sweep stakes, they do that so you can buy more soda, you know.

31:13 Okay. Well, I like my bubbles. I'm a bubble girl. Sure, you're I know you're a bubble girl. I know my girl is a bubble girl. But I'm just telling you, we can't. If you want that porch, you

31:23 I want my porch. If you want my bubbles in the morning, if you want to move to Orlando, we can't do that off of you winning a sweep stakes once every 15 years.

31:31 You don't know that. It's a chance thing. It's a luck thing. I know, but that's what I'm saying is I can't build a home with luck. I'm here with Ricky. You think I'm obsessed with Ricky? No. I'm obsessed with work. I'm obsessed with being here every day. This is Ricky is work.

31:45 These sweepstakes half of the time I think just want your email address, Britney. Where's thising soda? You're

31:51 calling me stupid. No, I'm not calling you stupid. I'm just saying that like you can't have a life off of women's sweep stakes.

31:58 I know, but Tip, we're supposed to have a life together. Okay. You know, I don't like the way you're talking to me.

32:03 I'm sorry. I'm at work. You're talking to me like I'm Ricky at work and I am your wife.

32:08 Was okay. You're not romantic anymore. You don't treat me like the woman that I am. I don't even think you like my shape. Found your soda.

32:25 Thank you. I didn't win. Yeah, I know you didn't win. Listen, I got to figure out how to turn this light off. So, if you could just give me some space. I I have trouble focusing when you're at my place of work.

32:39 All right. Well, if there's something else you can figure out, too. If you could figure out how to love me, then maybe there's a future for us. But right now, I am out. Yep. Okay. I'm sorry. You just can't fulfill me anymore.

33:04 I hate when you I'm sorry. Tip, can I have Can I have one last hug? Tip, [snorts]

33:26 I like what you did with your hat, by the way. I like what you did with your hair. All

33:46 right, I got to go. Okay. Me, too. [snorts] Bye, Tip. Bye, Britney. Oh, I think we're both going the same way. There's only one way. Yeah.

34:01 All right. I'm not walking into your car. The exit's just the same direction. Okay. [snorts] [sighs] I shouldn't have yelled like that.

34:26 You screamed. I'm De a loved one come on to set. What the is on your lips? What is that? Glue.

34:35 No, it's chapstick. I got it from Elaine on set. My lips are chapped. Let me see. Juicy tube original. A tube of juice. Lots of sparkles. That's what it says.

34:46 Hallucination. That's scary. That's the title of this. What? It's what it's called. Hallucination.

34:53 Too much. No, it's fine. Tip's getting a divorce from his wife. Oh man, you guys moving in together?

35:09 No, I have my own place in the same building. Same building. I mean, I'm there a lot.

35:13 108 104. I guess I could. We could save like $2,000. There's no way I'm Yeah, there's no way. I just I mean, Britney, you know how I feel about her, but you shouldn't have screamed at her, man. Never really Hey, Gar.

35:37 As someone who's been divorced six times, my one piece of advice to you, don't let her take the dog.

35:45 Oh, we don't have a dog. Have one. You don't have a dog? No. You're divorced? No dog?

35:50 No set life. I'm pretty much on set all day. Yeah, I would. God damn. Damn, Tip, you are.

35:55 This feels nice, though. No. Wait, did one of your ex-wives take your dog? Yeah. [sighs]

36:01 [ __ ] [ __ ] Worst time of my life. I love that dog. But [snorts] you don't have a dog. You don't have anything. You're just You're nothing. Wow. You're just really a little speck of dust. Nothing. Huh?

36:12 Big speck of dust. Wow. I don't know about that. But thank you though for this. This is really special. What'd you put?

36:18 How'd you get that? Didn't you make this for me? I think that was there when we got here.

36:21 Yeah, that was just there. Oh, I'm pretty sure that might be some sort of kerosene.

36:26 But if you're drinking it, then hey, enjoy it. You know, it sounds like you don't have much to live for, so enjoy.

36:33 Oh, can I have a Cosmo? You know what? I feel like it's the time for me to have a Cosmo. Do it, Ricky. Come on.

36:45 All right. I lost my wife once. Stormy weather boys. Stormy weather boys. When the wind blows, our barge will go.

36:56 And only one time she's gone now. How'd you lose her again? I lost her at see. What?

37:05 I lost her at sleep. I'm getting the first part. I lost her. I lost her at Are you guys getting the last?

37:12 She's being extremely clear. I'm being as clear as my whiskey. I lost her at Z.

37:17 Just the last word. Whisy's dark. So the mood was out. The boat was rock and my wife went.

37:28 So she fell off the boat. I think she was grabbed off the boat, but I can't be sure.

37:35 Some sort of siren. You ever heard of a siren before? Not the ones that go hey you or the ones that go or the ones that go hey or the ones that go I'm talking about the ones that go

38:05 oh mermaid or the ones that go this is not a test this is not A TEST NOT THE ONE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

38:23 CHRIS IS NOT WHAT WE'RE talking about. Are you talking about the ones that go wait?

38:27 That's not either. THAT'S A CROSSWALK. OH, WAIT. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ONES THAT GO?

38:33 That's a little more lacking, but that's still different than what we're talking about.

38:36 You're talking about the ones that go and they're in reverse. Tip, I'm going to need you to stop contributing to this conversation. How about the ones that go?

38:46 That's like my laundry machine. But that's that's really good, Chris. Yeah, I like that. That's why you were our lead vocalist.

38:52 Yeah. So, what about the one that goes That's a wedding march. When you get wedding,

38:59 which you don't know anything about now, damn, something's going on. I do not feel good.

39:06 Oh, [ __ ] What? All that siren talk. You probably just need more icy hot because of your shoulder. Can I get that Cosmo? I think

39:13 All right. God damn. I just don't feel Oh, you okay, dude? Yeah. Probably just need a Cosmo.

39:22 My cousin had scurvy. Was she a [ __ ] Absolute [ __ ] Yeah. Wa wolf. You okay?

39:29 I was feeling like a tight like pain. Like almost someone took like a you know like aing jagged knife and just went.

39:35 Did someone stab you? No, I've never been stabbed. I've been close. Chris. Chris, shut down. DO THAT NOW. DON'T DO THAT NOW.

39:44 DAMN. [ __ ] Where'd you get that bottle? Chris brought it from home. Hey, WHAT THE

39:53 GOD DAMN IT, CHRIS. WHAT? Stop stealing my bottles. Not stolen. If you give it back,

40:06 you can't give it back. empty. It won't be empty. I'll fill it up with water. Let me see it.

40:09 Oh my god. Let me see the bottle. That Did you see it? Did you see it? I did see it.

40:17 Yes. Pretty good. All right. Good enough, I guess. [sighs] I really don't feel good, guys.

40:23 So, are we stabbing you or not? No, I'm not. I feel like I'm getting stabbed. It's like right in the left, right? Like low. Feels like like a thousand little knives. Little pricks. Little pricks in my side.

40:37 Like, does it feel like a heart attack? No, it's down here. Breathe. Breathe. Does it hurt? [sighs] [gasps]

40:45 Oh, NO. THAT'S NOT GOOD. BREATHE again like that. I think he's suffering hypothermia.

40:50 Do you It feels like hypothermia. Did you hear that? Yeah, I I'm warm. Come on.

40:54 I'm warm. Do the homic no. Actually, I don't know if I can. I'm good, Bruce. I'm good, Bruce. You're not good. You fish.

41:09 Breathe in again. Breathe in. Oh [ __ ] Okay, hold on. Call. Chris. Chris, get your HANDS OFF HIS GROIN. CHRIS. CHRIS,

41:19 get your HANDS OFF HIS GROIN. TIP, you can't do that again or I have to kick you out.

41:25 You're making it worse. I'm going to need another one of these cuz I think it's I think this is

41:42 You're not even You haven't even drank much of that one, buddy. I'm worried about that.

41:47 Do we call the 911 or something? Oh my god. I don't HAVE A WORD. WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU HAVE A SET MEDIC AT THE BAR?

41:53 WHAT IS THIS? Bruce can do first aid. I'm the only 911 operator in town. When was the last time you ate fruit, Rick? I don't know what I wasing 10.

42:02 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NOT GOOD. WHAT? You're going to die. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. [groaning and screaming]

42:13 I DON'T WANT TO DIE. Look at the flowers. You take daily multivitamins. Look at the flowers.

42:17 Drink beer. Drink beer. I don't want to die. I don't want you to die either. You're not going to die. You're not

42:22 That's the number one sign of death is not wanting to die. I'm not going to let this happen. We're going to go We're going to go find a medic or something. Okay. If it's a disease of the pancreas, it's done for. All you can get is a new pancreas. And good luck finding a pancreas down here.

42:35 Yeah, we're fresh out of those here. I did the last one. So, if they're out of pancreases, I don't know what we're going to do.

42:40 They're out of pancreas. I don't want to die. The documentarians aren't going to do [ __ ] for you. We got to get out OF HERE.

43:03 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL SOMEBODY. I DON'T KNOW. CALL SOMEBODY. THEY CAN'T. IT'S CINEMA VERETE.

43:09 CALL SOMEBODY. MY BROTHER'S DYING. THEY CAN'T. CINEMA. WHAT'S against their code? It's cinema's green.

43:20 They can only film. They can't help. G. I need one more. Oh [ __ ] God, everything is so scary on here. Webb. Webnim.

43:37 WebMD. Oh, meaning medical. Mr. Doctor, are you sure it's not Webbed? I have no idea. But this is scary.

43:45 Oh my god. It says I have 24 hours. What are you going to do? I don't know. Let's look up some remedies. Hold on.

43:51 Ricky, you're still on the gingivitis page. Close this chat. [ __ ] Okay. Okay. And go to the other one about your pain on your left side.

43:58 Okay. Pain on my left side. Jesus. So what did you scurvy? I told you. So you got to eat some fruit.

44:07 I don't know. Do we haveing figs? Do we have apricots? Do we have grapes? Limes from the tequila. Gar. Gar. [clears throat] You guys lime fruit.

44:16 Limes right here. No, I'm not going to eat those. Limes are citrus. Yeah. Is citrus not fruit? It just doesn't work for

44:22 you might also be dealing with some sort of spiritual illness as well. I don't have time to get out.

44:28 Physically, I don't know. We We don't have time, but but spiritually maybe if there's some sort of malice of the mind here,

44:35 I think you need confess confess some secrets. Yeah. Is there anything? You can tell me anything.

44:41 Yeah. Confess. Confess is ordained. Your hands oily. Getting oily. If if if you come forth with your secrets, the universe will cleanse you. I just made it up just now, but it could have some some merit to it.

44:54 I didn't watch porn last night, and I usually do every single night, but I didn't want to.

44:58 That's what's wrong. Search. Pull it up on the big screen. Big boobs. X classic.

45:05 Let's look up porn on your phone right now. I go I go to a private tab just in case someone

45:10 go incognito so that the CIA can't jack off you're looking at. That's right. They do.

45:15 Okay. They do. Fine, Ricky. Those are double D's. Oh, well, this works yet. Oh my god.

45:22 CRYSTAL, [screaming] I really don't feel good, guys. I never see it. We all need to We all need to

45:49 Oh, are you better? Give me some figs. Give me some fruit. Not even Cthulhu could survive that.

45:56 Chris, what was a nipple and what was a wart? I KNOW. OH. OH. COULDN'T TELL WHICH ONE WAS WHICH. They're kind of looking at each other.

46:13 Peppermint or ginger tea can help solve stomach pains and stomach hurts. Is it your stomach that hurts?

46:21 Yes. Yes. Right here. Why are they so low? What? Why are Never mind. Why is your so short? Shut up.

46:31 He's never seen She's never seen it. Okay. Wow. Tip. I mean, Ricky's never seen it either. No one at this bar's seen it. Absolutely no one has seen it. Absolutely no one in all seen it.

46:42 I've seen it. If you use this footage for anything, just know none of us has seen each other's.

46:46 We went in a swimming pool once. I've seen Gar. There it is. Yeah, Chris has seen my We've all seen Bruce's

46:57 I got your D. Thank you. Can I have some tea? What the is that? These are These are figs. I thought they were looking for a different fig.

47:03 Whoa. We actually have figs. Yeah, these look Where did you find Where did you find those?

47:08 These look horrible. They were by the walk-in freezer on the ground. I wouldn't trust Bruce. I think you might have picked up some rat pellets.

47:14 Oh god. Oh my god. GUYS, GUYS, BREATHE. BREATHE. RICKY, DON'T DIE ON ME. WHAT'S GOING ON?

47:22 OUCH. He's dying. Oh my god. He's dying. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY.

47:28 CALL 911. ANYBODY? I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY. [screaming] I'M GOING TO READ THE GOOD WORD. THE SHORT COCKTAIL. LAURENIPSUM $10. LAURENUM $10. LAURENIPSUM $10.

47:41 OH, I CALLED I INSTEAD. DAMN IT. RICK, you need TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO HEAR ME.

47:50 MY BEST FRIEND DIED AND I JUST LOST MY WIFE. QUICK, GO. THIS ISN'T WORKING. We need to make him comfortable for his last days, his last hour.

47:58 We need to burn him. You're going to pass. We need to set up a funeral. You're going to see the light. It's going to be okay.

48:04 It's okay. It's okay. Ricky, do you want a fish stick? I gave you a fish stickick.

48:11 I've never asked for anything from you. But I swear to God, if you let me survive this, I'll be a better person.

48:18 Do you hear that, GOD? [screaming] A tip. Tip, I got to say something to you right now. You got It's okay, Ricky. I'm here for you. You can't. When you call Britney a [ __ ] it actually makes me feel really bad. But I get it cuz she's a [ __ ]

48:38 I know. I shouldn't call women that. And I'm losing my best friend on top OF IT.

48:45 ALSO, TIP, I hate to say this, bud. I [ __ ] hate when you take your shoes off, dude. Your feet smell like ass.

48:53 Is that why I smell fish? No, it's cuz you have fish sticks all over You got to use tea tree oil.

48:58 What are you doing? I'm working out my biceps. If I'm going to console you, I'm going to get a workout out of it.

49:03 Trying to compete in Mrs. Olympia. God save my best friend. Look, we can't let him go this way. You know what we got to do?

49:12 What? We got to hold a funeral for Ricky. Oh, it's time for us to speak our final words to you [sighs]

49:20 so we can send you off down the river sticks. Thanks. Yeah. I'm ready to go. Okay, I'll go first. Um, Ricky, what can I say? Uh, didn't know you that well. Preferred you not to be in the bar when I'm in it.

50:12 Okay. Your love for Tip is beautiful. I support the LGBTQ community. That's not what this is. Uh, I think your car that you drive is pretty lame. Honda element is

50:27 It fits a lot of gear, so Well, it's ugly as [ __ ] Okay. It's about the inside that matters.

50:34 This is supposed to be uh nice stuff. Okay. With a lot of gear. I think you're uh pretty pretty big. I think you could probably lift some [ __ ] if you actually put your mind to it, but you won't be lifting much [ __ ] much longer because [sighs] you're dying.

50:52 Yeah. [snorts] Um, I'd like to I'd like to sing a song if that's okay. Um, never heard you sing before, Chris.

51:04 Never sung in front of people. Yeah, [clears throat] that's definitively not true. But

51:08 yeah, we had a band, but I mean, I've never sung at a funeral. Yeah, that's true.

51:21 You don't have to. It's It's totally fine. I think you should out of respect. Get ready to hear the voice of an angel.

51:27 Okay. [clears throat] Can you take me higher? Good evening. [screaming] Turn on.

52:06 Amen. I don't think you clap at a funeral, but Well, you clap after songs. Oh god.

52:16 You clap once you they launch him into the hole. Thank you, Chris. No, no, no, NO. STOP IT. BE GENTLE,

52:30 CHRIS. STOP IT. Stop it. Chris, don't tend him. Women aren't allowed to be sexual anymore. I guess

52:37 that's not it. That is true. That's not it. That's true. No, that's very much how it is nowadays.

52:48 Oh, there's tartar sauce in my seat. Sorry, one of my pockets got tarter. Don't know which one.

52:54 Today sucks. [sighs] Oh, one last time. Okay, Ricky, I feel like I've known you for weeks. [sighs and gasps] You've been such a good friend to me.

53:12 Bruce, back up. My hat. Back up. He doesn't like smelling the fish. Back up. You don't You don't like my fish.

53:19 It's okay, Bruce. You can reset your head where it was. Reset your head. You can reset your head.

53:27 Reset your head. Reset. You know, there's three things that make you a man. The shadows are scaring me, Bruce.

53:38 Number one is your willingness to listen. Number two is your ability to smile. And number three is that you let me cry when I need to cry. I don't know where he produces those.

53:59 I love you so much, Ricky. Please don't die. I don't know how much longer I can do this, you guys.

54:09 Well, we know because you're dying. Before you go, Ricky, here's your tab. Says, "Fuck off, fart eater."

54:34 I'm kidding. It says $550 tip that's going to go to you. The debt always goes to the partner. It's

54:39 true. So you are partners at work. No. Oh god. Is that it, Car? Well, I just want to say Ricky, you and Tip have done a lot of great work, you know. uh

54:56 here cuz I think there's there's something you know I think here in America people need an escape and when they turn on Young Sheldon they they look at that show and they go that show's got some good grips.

55:07 That show is so funny. Thank you. It's a really hard show to get on. I love the Indian grip.

55:14 When I tell you it's one of the biggest budgets I've ever seen. Is is is the young Sheldon is he smart?

55:21 Is he actually that smart? Cuz that's a real That's real, right? He's not smart.

55:26 Tell Murky. You got to be kidding me. He's actually kind of a He's actually a genius.

55:30 The little boy's not smart. No, he's actually kind of a How does he know that stuff about science then?

55:35 It's fed to him on a prompter. Oh, this is alling [ __ ] now. Please, can we move on from young Sheldon? This is about Ricky.

55:44 All right, I don't give a anymore. Oh [ __ ] my bomb. WHAT? OH NO. I diffused it.

56:00 Oh, I have a bomb. I wish I had more time just to like look around. Is that what we all say?

56:08 No. Here it at this in this bar. You don't want to, but All right, this is my best friend. Um, I don't know what to say. Uh, it's just as you leave this earth, I think of [snorts] just all of the memories we had.

56:25 Oh, this is hard and weird. We were 18 and we we we we taught each other how to jack off with sock sock puppets.

56:36 Hold on. Oh boy. I'm going to need We did I'm going to need the long of that one.

56:40 We were 12 and we lost Okay, now I don't need any of it. And we used to watch Fairly Odd Parents together and we were like, I wish they could light that better. You can't see Timmy Turner. Well,

56:49 yeah. That's when I knew I was like, dude, they could totally light that better.

56:55 We made a fort. We were eight and and Ricky got this flashlight that we stole from my mom. Remember that? She was so pissed.

57:02 She was so pissed. He got this flashlight and he put a sheet in front of the flashlight and it made the light softer

57:08 and then the fort fell down because I I tripped and I I fell on the whole fort.

57:12 I will never forget we were 35 and it was the time we finally we we wrapped a big show and we got a year membership for Dave and Busters and that was the first time I think we were like whoa we have money we can provide for ourselves and that was like such a big moment right? Do you remember that? I remember being like, "Holy crap, I can go to this Dave and Busters every single day and that's because of the money I made with my own hands." I remember the time you got so up you had to sleep in the grip truck and then

57:43 Yeah, it was It's pretty comfy. And we woke up the next day and you would piss all over the flags

57:50 cuz you pee when you sleep. I keep a human thing. I keep dreaming that I'm going to the toilet

57:57 and I and I and I stand over it and then you piss and then I wake up and I'm I'm still in my bed.

58:02 Yeah, there's piss everywhere. I never sit down when I pee. I squat above it. Even when I [ __ ] I just squat above the toilet. My calves are jacked as [ __ ]

58:11 You probably do well in portaotties. Chris, I have no [sighs] other wish than to have these final moments with these these brave souls. you in the place we basically just I don't know we built a life together. I don't want to be all stupid and emo and [ __ ] but I just I don't know the lots have been happening to me this week and I just want to say points points points

58:44 points points for Ricky points for our points for G. Yeah. Points for alcohol. Points for women.

58:57 Whoa. And points for you, Ricky. That's all I'll say. Hell yeah, man. Whoever made this,

59:07 G. I don't know who made that. Who works back there cooking all your food? That was a good funeral. It's almost like we've done a couple of these before.

59:17 Guys, I wanted to say thank you. I was never close with my family because they were [ __ ] [ __ ] But you guys, every single one of you is different. And you guys are not [ __ ] You actually mean a lot cuz you say what you mean and you mean what you say. I really

59:44 Oh no. What's happening? Oh, he's died. He's going. He's going. Oh. good ass laugh.

1:00:13 Damn. [panting] All I had to do was fart. Get the out of my bar. I'm still hot, right?

1:00:44 I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Why were they This is Yeah. I mean Yeah. I mean, you know, they're they they they're

1:00:56 it's like one eye on the road, one eye on the sheet. Yeah. They used to work all the time. People loved it on stage.

1:01:02 Right. Right. Well, that was the 80s. Are they that different? Yes. I think they've changed a little bit.

1:01:09 They've definitely changed. Okay. Which one's the better one then? I think it's that one. Uh yeah, I guess it could be that one.

1:01:17 I think it's like a Charizard Bulbasaur thing. They appear to be in contention.

1:01:21 They're fighting for sure. They're fighting. Yeah, they do. They are self-aware.

1:01:26 Yeah, I think one just winked at me. Which one? Charizard or Bulbasaur? Bulbasaur.

1:01:31 You've kind of got Wait, don't do that. You You kind of appear to have multiple aspects of Total Recall happening at once here.

1:01:38 How do you mean? Well, that one I've never seen the movie. The new one or the old one?

1:01:42 The old one. That's the only good one you want to watch. Yeah, you don't want to watch a new one.

1:01:45 I watched the whole new one. Thought it was going to be a dream sequence or a flashback the whole time. I was like, there's no way this is the actual movie.

1:01:51 That's the actual movie. Actual movie. Yeah. Well, there you know, Total Recall has both a woman with three titties and a guy who has a little guy on his stomach.

1:02:02 You think that's what's happening to me? So, I think Yeah. Well, that's what's happening to you.

1:02:06 But I think in your situation, you've got not a three, but you've got a one of them is alive there. Yeah.

1:02:12 On your titties. And you're giving the little man in your stomach. Maybe. Yeah. Well,

1:02:17 at least I have somebody. It's probably when we awakened that curse. Well, I mean, we had to keep digging.

1:02:26 We had to keep digging. Your arms have gotten bigger, though. All right. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. Hold on.

1:02:38 All right. All right. Get the [ __ ] out of me. Okay. 3 2 go. That's a close one. Ladies and gentlemen, we got crazy good. They're trying to get to each other. [sighs]

1:02:59 I let you win. Yeah, you sure did. It's good that you let him win. We got more free drinks. [sighs] G.

1:03:10 What? Just having a moment to myself. Oh, sorry. Did you want us to turn around?

1:03:15 No, it's okay. We're open to turning around if you want us to. We can turn around. We know how to turn around.

1:03:19 No, no, it's all right. I'm good. Thank you, though. Okay. All right. Weren't you guys supposed to follow Ricky and Tip? What are y'all still doing here? Do you want a drink or what?

1:03:38 What? What? What shenanigans do you think Ricky and Tip are going to get into next week?

1:03:43 Stay tuned for Grip Guys. Only on UPN. UPN Wood Blood. Points. Points. Two strangers, 1200 miles, one trip to Fall in Love. Nice. That's what you're reading?

1:04:01 Yeah. You ready work? Pretty good [ __ ] Oh, turns out what you find in Bakersfield is true love.

1:04:08 Gar, you ever been to Bakersfield, man? That's where you stop and get gas. You don't stay there.

1:04:13 If you don't have an imagination, I guess. Hilarious. I love you. See, that's the thing about life is sometimes you drive right past what's best for you. I would know.

1:04:23 Love you, Gar. Love you, G. Understand it, G. You guys remember when I almost died yesterday? I was very scared.

1:04:38 When that fart came out, it felt like like I was expending fire. You knocked us down from a B to a C.

1:04:45 Sorry about that. Yeah, it's all right. We'll work our way back up. Can't believe the health inspector just happened to be here when you had a huge

1:04:52 shows up at 1:00 a.m. bastard. What's your deal? What's your deal with love? We're not going to talk about the game. You're going to talk about love today. What's going on with you? We have this almost near-death experience. Now you want to what? I'm a single man. I thought you were going to stay single. Let's be single out in these streets.

1:05:05 No, no, no, no, no, no. I know. I know. I know. I know. I want to stay single, but I also am like, what's out there? You know, I don't know. I'm just feeling different things. Like, what if what if someone's out there for me waiting and I just don't notice? Like, my head's down.

1:05:19 Normally, I'd say that's gay, but I'm going to hold space for that. What do you think, Gar?

1:05:23 I think finding love is one of the great purposes in life. You know, when you find it, you don't want to let it pass you up. You don't want to be the one that got away. I know what that's like. Her name was Pat Benitar.

1:05:35 How do I get out there? Facebook profile. Apps. What are you talking about? The kids go on apps these days.

1:05:41 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. Yes. What app? I'm going to type in dating profile on my app store.

1:05:48 All I have on here is Bejeweled. You want to date or you want to? I don't know. I want to decide. It depends on the person.

1:05:53 What's the difference? And that's why they have so many wives. Yeah. If you happen to touch and go, you know, back to her place, fine. My place is not ready to receive guests, but

1:06:07 No, it is not. No, it is not. Okay. So, we got coffee meets bagel, plenty of fish, hookup app, Hood. No, you don't want you want you want.

1:06:16 No, you're you're more hardcore than that. That's the problem, Ricky, is that you're you're a tough guy.

1:06:21 You need something more hardcore. That That sounds awesome. Grinder. I'm getting on Grinder. Wait, Gar, are you sure about Grinder? Ask for my email, password, and if I'm a top or bottom.

1:06:31 Whoa. What? Okay. No, I don't know what the top bottom thing is. Let's get Let's get on Bubble. Okay. Your first name?

1:06:37 Ricky. Rick. Rick makes me sound like I'm a dad and I'm not. Ricky. What gender best describes you?

1:06:43 Uh, grip. Male. Male. I don't. It probably gets into departments later. These are really hard questions. So, traits about you. I'm a man. You're a You're a [ __ ] man, right?

1:06:54 I'm hardworking. I work 16 hours plus a day. You have to put that in there. Yeah. Britney used to love that [ __ ] where it's like I'm gone all day.

1:07:02 I'm independent. Do you want intimacy without commitment? No. So, you want a commitment. You want someone who's by your side. You want to be by their side.

1:07:10 Well, I just don't understand. I commit to tip. I commit to everything I do. And my life's better for it. Friend, you stay by the side of people. Points. Thank you. Points.

1:07:20 That's what's up. Their qualities. what you're looking for. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Tall, you know, really good at video games on phone.

1:07:28 Yeah. So, like I have a good attention span. Just put your Candy Crush score on there. That matters to some people.

1:07:36 720. 720. Green flag about me is So, this is a grip question. Yeah. Okay. So, any flag that makes the tone of the color of the room look a specific way.

1:07:47 I'd say soft. I'd say soft. Soft and gentle and in the right place. Iucking hate when they're stacked in the wrong place. The big flags and the baby toddler flags cannot be together.

1:07:58 You're soft in the right places. That sounds like a great one. Soft in the right places with a sea stand up top.

1:08:03 Yeah. A red flag about me is I don't understand. A general wash. Washed up. Washed up.

1:08:09 Washed up. Wo. We're at the voice memo part where you get to leave a voice note. People are crazy these days.

1:08:16 Okay. Okay. Oh, you should do some impressions. People love that [ __ ] Yeah. It says, "A funny thing about me is do an impression."

1:08:21 No, no, no. I don't know how to do a impression. Your Billy Crystal's so good. Your Billy Crystal is impeccable.

1:08:26 I've done him so many times. Do it. Ready? Come on. That or your Donald Duck. You could bet.

1:08:32 Oh, do Donald Duck. I love I love when you do Donald Duck, Ricky. Just do it. We'll listen to it after it's recording.

1:08:40 Hey, what's up? My name's Ricky. Um, do Billy. Do Billy. Okay. Okay. Um, I'll do Billy Crystal with Princess Pride.

1:08:48 Nice. He's only half dead. He's only half dead. Hey. Um, hey guys. Uh, hey, it's me, Ricky. Look, I'm a grip. Um, I work really hard. My best friend is Tip and I fell off a horse once and I wasn't allowed to talk about it, which was hard because it hurt. And I'm I'm It's It's going to be a pleasure to meet you. I don't know. I don't

1:09:15 That was great. That was funny and that was vulnerable, Ricky. Okay. What's going on?

1:09:24 Did I get a memo? Are you joking? What? Your [ __ ] ex texted you. She's been Dude, you were in the middle of a court battle. Okay. 60 days. You're not allowed to make contact, right, G?

1:09:38 Yeah. No contact. 60 days. That's from the court. Everybody knows this. I didn't know that.

1:09:42 Everybody knows this. 60 days no contact. You can't be contacting her. Otherwise, you could get sued. I just sent her one meme last night. It's okay. Yeah, you should probably read this text. [ __ ]

1:09:52 Yeah, you're going to get sued, man. I won't text her and I'm going to I'm going to post it. Okay, just post it.

1:09:56 Text her. Don't let the law get in the way of your love. How are you, Chris? You know, I'm doing as best I can.

1:10:06 She's been here two days straight. Okay, that's I was wondering. I'll take another beer.

1:10:10 Chris, good to see you. Good to see you, too Ricky. So, uh, heard you're on Grinder.

1:10:15 How do you know if you're a top or a bottom? We had to get a new app because we didn't know what that was. They tell you that.

1:10:20 They don't tell you [ __ ] You just know it. You can learn it though. Used to be bottom, now I'm a top. Used to be top, now I'm a bottom. Now I just do whatever.

1:10:29 How long have you been on Grinder? I'm not on Grinder. Okay. Grinder doesn't need you two. Let me tell you that right now.

1:10:37 Oh, cuz it's full. Yeah. All full. You got full? Yeah. You have to have a referral.

1:10:41 You do? Yeah. Oh. Oh, this is good to know. Thank you, Chris. No, you need a referral from like parents or a teacher that you had.

1:10:49 Parents or teacher will work. God, I hated getting a referral from a teacher going to college. I was like, why do it? I'm just going,

1:10:54 you know, grinders for gay people, right? Oh, you're Oh, no. No. Looking for what do you mean? No. No. No. No. What?

1:11:06 No. Gay. Really? I know that's not for me. That's for you, Chris. And where's the whiskey?

1:11:20 Chris, you've been here for 48 straight hours. And I'll be here for 40 straight more. I'm a paying customer.

1:11:25 Chris, you are one beer away from walking outside this bar and starting kicking people off their Bird scooters. Chris, that was the craziest thing I've ever seen bow to laugh.

1:11:40 Yeah. Impressive, right? You didn't know a roundhouse kit could be that high up in the air, did you?

1:11:53 No, I didn't. That man was fully decapitated. I'm lucky I didn't get sued because of that. And you're lucky, too. I'm

1:11:59 not lucky. I'm skillful. You're lucky that every time the CIA walk into this place, I tell them I haven't seen you here.

1:12:05 CIA is better than what's looking for you. I don't know what you're talking about.

1:12:09 I'm sure you don't. Why'd you give up on the band, Chris? It wasn't my rhythm. How many times do I have to tell you to not?

1:12:22 Just because you're lead vocalist doesn't mean you get to call all the shots. All right.

1:12:26 And who's supposed to call the shots, G? the team together. So, you want the basist to have equal say as the lead vocalist?

1:12:35 I thought we were going to be a democracy. Thought that's what was going to separate us from the other band.

1:12:39 Democracy died with thunderous applause. That what they tell you at the CIA. Why'd you give up on the hunt?

1:12:47 Lost scent. Plus, I, you know, feel responsible for this place. Feel responsible for you, for Bruce.

1:12:55 We can take care of ourselves, G. You've got a bigger calling. Maybe that's true, but I just can't stand the thought of you and Bruce going down to Laurel Tavern or the OneUp or some [ __ ] We'll do what we need to to get our booze. I've barely been served here and I'm still drunk. Well, I appreciate you, G.

1:13:23 I appreciate you, Chris. I'd appreciate you more if you brought me whiskey. Give it a couple hours.

1:13:41 I let you win that one. Why' you do that? That makes me feel shitty. You should just let me win and then not told me.

1:13:59 All right. So, you're not getting any matches. Maybe I need to redo the voice. Ooh, we have to add four photos. Maybe it's cuz you look like a robot.

1:14:08 I don't have any photos here. I can I can snap some photos. Wait right now. Right now. Take photos. The iPhone has one of the greatest cameras ever.

1:14:14 All right. Truly, you can light it. All light looks great. I want Yeah, let's do it right here. Points. Points. Points. We have this whole area clear, guys. Points. Points.

1:14:24 Yeah, just move my [ __ ] around. Okay, good. Oh, maybe I could use the chair. Oh, yeah. Use the chair.

1:14:28 Let's do that. I don't know. All right. So, what I just take So, smile and show the real you.

1:14:33 What's the leg doing? I don't know. I'm standing. You're getting a lot of shadow here.

1:14:38 Yeah, you're definitely back lit, but that's kind of cool. Makes you look like Jesus.

1:14:41 Do you do your arms like Jesus? I'm not really religious, but you might have to tell people you're religious to get it.

1:14:46 You might have to. Okay. All right. Pretty good. Yeah. Show him that wingspan. You're like an albatross.

1:14:52 Yes. I was called that in math school. Go sixth grade. Ricky, you're not smiling.

1:14:57 All right. You're not smiling at Oh, yeah. Get the bear claws. Show some aggression.

1:15:02 Yeah. With a smile. Oh, yeah. Show me that you can hold things and grip things. That's good. Like you're working the bar. Can Can you smile at all?

1:15:10 Smile like this. Like this. Like this. All right. Oh, that's good. Wait. Smile with your eyes. I saw

1:15:18 that stance. Do you see how Tip's stance is like, "Did you do what he does?" Well, Tip's good at this. He has a wife. I don't anymore. Okay.

1:15:26 Yeah. Good thing. Ready? Okay. All right. Nice. Just cut me out of it. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll photo like Wait. Wait. You stand You stand here. I'm going to I'm going to get behind you and make your muscles look bigger. This is ridiculous.

1:15:39 Oh [ __ ] This is ridiculous. Come on. Open the door for me. All right. All right. Thank you.

1:15:46 Looks good. All right. You grabbed a Lego set and an Xbox controller. Yeah. You got your hobbies in your hand.

1:15:50 Do that thing with the beers that friends do. Oh, like this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:54 That's awesome. To the groom in the face. I think you need to show them your sensual side a little bit.

1:15:59 What if I had the book? Put it by your crotch. That's good. This feels weird. Like, who puts a dick in a book? Put your leg up. Ready? Now, just get this, G.

1:16:08 Oh, that's good. There you go. You don't see me, right? I mean, I see I see you, but we'll figure it out.

1:16:13 You guys want me in a photo? Okay. 3 2 1se. 3 2 1 Cuz I'm feeling it tonight. Did you

1:16:31 Did you get them? I've got some good ones right there. These are good. Yeah, that's my best.

1:16:39 Actually, the ones with Chris kind of work. Yeah. I want to see the ones with Okay, let's upload this in. Okay, I'm uploading all four.

1:16:47 That's good. This is going to get him. That's good right there. What do you guys think?

1:16:52 That is going to get him. Okay, Ricky, you hold it. They were all beautiful. OH. OH, IT DINGED. It dinged. [ __ ] match.

1:17:05 Trinity. What the [ __ ] She's hot as hell. Let's invite her here now. Right now.

1:17:10 Yeah. BRING HER ON OVER. WHAT? [ __ ] go. [screaming] Just keep jorking my jerk.

1:17:17 God, you have such a strong hand. Hey, hey, settle down. Settle down. You have such a strong hand.

1:17:32 Looks like you're really enjoying your beer. Yeah. Uh G is my good friend. He he uh he serves really good beer here. He's he's got a look to him, too, huh?

1:17:50 Yeah, he's got a beard. I'm growing mine out, probably. I really like these waves in your hair.

1:17:57 Thank you. It's really pretty. Honestly, I wish my hair would do a little something like this sometimes.

1:18:03 Oh, no. Your hair is so beautiful. Oh, you like it? You look like Sher. Who's Sher?

1:18:08 She's a very famous singer. She had a show with Sunny. I'm just messing with you, boo.

1:18:13 I like a man who has a good sense of humor, you know. Yeah. No, no, I I'm Yeah.

1:18:26 Did you like my profile? Oh, I loved your profile. I loved everything that I saw. I really like those voices that you did.

1:18:34 Oh, Daffy, I've been doing him since high school. I mean, honestly, I haven't really actually worked on it that much, but when I started working on it, I was like, I could do this for a long time, and I was like, well, maybe I should just start doing these impressions. And I did at my cousin's weddings a lot. And then I just stopped doing it.

1:18:54 Want to do a little bit for me right now? I don't know if I should. Yum, yum, yum. Love a jerking.

1:19:03 Um, that's that's enough. That was really good. That was really, really good. Did you like the the photos?

1:19:19 Oh, I really like the photos. They were so full of, you know, life. I feel like you were really being yourself. You know what I mean?

1:19:30 Yeah. These days, there's so many guys with all these profiles and they're just hiding who they really are.

1:19:37 Yeah. I'm like, I just want to see who you really are. Do you know what I mean?

1:19:41 Oh, yeah. I know. I I don't know how to be anyone else but me. I'm Ricky. I'm a grip guy. Oh,

1:19:46 it's my best friend, Tip, G. And Chris, and this is our bar. I It's not our bar, but we hang out here a lot. I'm sorry. You're You're really pretty.

1:19:56 Don't be sorry, honey. [snorts] And I recognize Tip for sure. Oh, yeah. Have you been on set,

1:20:04 honey? I've been on your profile. No, I know. Tip was all over your profile. I know what you were trying to say. And let me tell you, I'm in.

1:20:15 Oh, yeah. He's my best friend. Yeah, he is your best friend. See, I'm so glad that you noticed that because his ex-wife was so upset that we hung out all the time. And I'm like, what's the problem with us hanging out all the time? So, he's going to be with me all the time?

1:20:27 Of course. During our threesome. What? That's not what you're looking for. You're looking for a dude one-on-one.

1:20:39 Can you give me a minute? You just give me one second. Just give me one second.

1:20:42 Yeah, do your own thing. I'll keep her company. No, Chris. No, Chris, don't. Tip. I don't get it. Where'd she get threesome from? I know. Plumbing doesn't work like that. But she wants, if I'm correctly listening, she wants to us both.

1:21:00 No. No, she doesn't. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to talk to her. No, she doesn't. Trinity, I want to you both.

1:21:11 Give me one second. All right. Okay. I don't know why, but I feel like she wants to us both. I'm not doing that. That's not what I asked for. That's not what I want. I don't want to do that.

1:21:21 Do you want a a beer? Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, no problem. And what's your name, sailor?

1:21:29 My name is G. G. Well, that's sexy. I like this. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's been growing out a long time.

1:21:39 G. Yeah. All right. Hey, G. I'll head in here. All right. Yeah, I'll head in. Okay. Well, enjoy the beer. Sounds good.

1:21:47 THAT old man just bought me this drink. It is so sweet. Yeah. He's been married so many times. He's like He's retired from love, basically.

1:21:53 He's married. I'M MARRIED. YOU'RE We're all taken over here. I'm not married. So, that means there must be beds here.

1:22:01 They're more of CS. Oh, what? It's got It's like a bean bag situation, but it can do it.

1:22:08 You, me, tip, [ __ ] Did she say trip? Like go on a trip or tip my name. I think she said her name. I think she said your name.

1:22:18 You mean to play Scrabble? Oh, honey. We could play Scrabble. We could rearrange a whole lot of things on my board. Oh, you sure are enjoying your beer. Cheers.

1:22:33 Cheers. I'm kidding. Just give me one second. Mhm. Chris, I don't know. Say, Chris, sit. I don't know what toing do right now. She wants to have a threesome on a cot with boards. Ricky, honey, I need another drink. Be right there, Trinity. We'll bring the drinks over. You get over there, and when I come over, I'll be very clear that you and I are just friends.

1:22:50 Okay. Ricky, I want a creamy cocktail. You got any milk? Here, take these cosmo shots over there.

1:22:56 I got milk you can have, sweetie. Chris, no. Not now. Not now. All right. [gasps] I They didn't have any milk, but

1:23:03 yummy. It's actually my favorite drink in a shot. Oh, all right. Cheers. Cheers to us.

1:23:09 Now, hold on. I think we're missing one. Shouldn't there be three? Someone. Hey.

1:23:20 No, no, no, no. I'm just coming. Come on over here. No, no. I'm just No. Tip Tip loves chatting with G.

1:23:27 But he's got the exact same creamy little shot that we have. All right, let's do a friendship shot. All right,

1:23:35 we'll do a friendship shot. We've been friends for a really long time. We've worked together for over 30 years.

1:23:39 Look, friendship, if that's what you're into. Stop. Hi, cutie. You ready for this shot? Cheers, boys. Inside, outside, up above,

1:23:54 down below, underneath. Underneath and drink. Woo! Gar, can we get another round of these?

1:24:08 I say you boys can drink your shots off of my titties next if you want. What is happening?

1:24:14 God damn. Holy [ __ ] I heard that. Bring us the shots. Is that something that you would like,

1:24:20 Trinity? I don't understand what is going on right now. I think I think we're just having a good old time. I think you should relax. Have another shot and we should just have a good time.

1:24:34 Oh, Tip is right. We just need to relax. Just relax. Okay. Relaxed. I feel relaxed. I feel good. I feel relaxed.

1:24:43 Just relax. Stop. I love nails. All right. Okay. Thanks, Chris. Thank you, Chris.

1:24:54 Thank you, Chris. You just leave it here. [ __ ] that up. Yeah. Um I I got her. I got her. I'll take this one. Chris.

1:25:02 All right. Thank you, Chris. Those are my specialty. All right. To Garole Garb.

1:25:10 It's actually never been able to do shots. Never. You're a little rowdy one, aren't you?

1:25:17 I like your nails. I could put my nails on your skin if you'd like. Just one second.

1:25:25 This is so cute now. I love to watch it. Go ahead. Okay. So, I'm I don't know what to do.

1:25:31 I'm gathering she wants to have a film. Yeah, she said that. But I don't know. I don't know if that means she wants it.

1:25:41 Oh, no. She probably eats her cereal like that. How long do you think she's going to do that for?

1:25:46 I don't know, but I kind of like it. Let's just wait and see. [groaning] I don't know if I can do this.

1:25:53 Okay. Why don't we do this? Okay. What? I want to treat a lady right. I don't want to leave her.

1:25:57 I don't either. I never said that. This is my date. This is awesome. She can't hear one word we're saying cuz she's so in it.

1:26:04 So in it. Oh, she stopped. Is she alive? Oh, she's dead. All right. Sorry about that, boys.

1:26:11 No, it's okay. We thought about it and we're down. We're We're in. Either of you boys ever done role play. [singing]

1:26:28 We're not actors or girls. You like a character on set? Yeah, like a character. Pretend you're somebody else. Pretend I'm somebody else.

1:26:36 Excuse me for one second. Okay. Do you guys know what role playing is? Like a what you want to do? Teacher?

1:26:43 What? Nurse? Is that like being like like acting? Like a mage or a paladin? Nice.

1:26:50 Oh, D and D. Wow. You know what that is, too? Yeah. Yeah. You gave me a piece of gum.

1:26:55 Good boy. Got to get over here. Let's get back. Let's get Let's go get some dice. And uh we'll Oh,

1:27:01 yeah. I can't do it. I can't do this with you. Jesus Christ. I'd rather die than ever see that again.

1:27:10 Okay, Chris, you can have a piece of gum, but then we're out of here. Leave at least 45 minutes. Girls take forever in the bathroom. Vroom vroom vroom vroom.

1:27:23 Yay. Yay. I don't know. This is crazy. Yeah. Oh god, I'm scared. No, don't be scared. I'm scared. Don't be. Okay. Okay.

1:27:33 Hey, what did I miss? Are you more gum? So Trinity do you normally like to um uh do threes?

1:27:45 That's why they call me Trinity. That's cool. That's awesome. I thought it was from the Matrix.

1:27:51 Well, well, well. Hey, G. How you doing, Nathaniel? It's that time of year again.

1:27:56 It sure is. I've been so looking forward to it. And our 50th match. I think uh I know

1:28:02 maybe you've got it this time. I don't know. Well, you know, I'm better at the fiddle, but I'm I'm okay with chess. I try my best with chess.

1:28:14 Yeah, well, you know how I am with the fiddle. Not that good. How about this? Y'all are miners. Like coal miners.

1:28:25 Oh, okay. That's way better. I was like, and I'm Uh-uh. And I'm the gym that you need to find.

1:28:31 The gym. Gym. The gym. Like the jewel. Come and find me, boys. Okay, we found you.

1:28:40 Did it take any digging? Yeah, we probably had to dig and use our little hatchet tool to get down there. Also, we probably needed lights on the top of our head to do it.

1:28:48 Oh, maybe we have a 640 on our head. Oh, 640. Oh, I think a 640 would be really good. What if we brought the 3000 in there?

1:28:53 3000. I think maybe it's fun if it's dark. You know, you can't see anything. Isn't that sexy?

1:29:01 We should probably bring a stinger in. Yeah, we can bring a singer in there. You could fall at least 6 feet in a coal. Mine.

1:29:08 Oh. Ow. She's acting. Oh. Ow. I just fell. Oh. Oh. Oh. I have bruises all over, boys. What are you going to do?

1:29:17 Oh, you're Oh, that's awful. A talking gem. Sapphire Diamond. I just want to get a visual.

1:29:25 Boom. How's the wife doing? Uh, is it Marie or Mary? Ah, [sighs] Marie. Divorced. Oh, not again. Cars.

1:29:33 Yeah, I know. What if you fall down somewhere? You need someone to pick you up. You know,

1:29:36 I know that's true. You know, they have these laugh alert things. Uh, you probably know well about those.

1:29:40 I know all about those life alerts. Listen, they don't work that well. Cuz it's your time. It's your time, Chris. You know, if you need the Heimlick maneuver, I'm right here for you. Okay.

1:29:49 Don't touch me. Okay. You know what? Maybe we'll try something else. Okay. Oh, yeah. Sure. Yes.

1:29:54 All right. Uh, let's see. You guys like uh lights and stuff. Okay. How about you both are lamps? Mhm. Yeah. And and I'll be and I'll be a ceiling fan.

1:30:05 Oh, those make a lot of noise. I'm spinning around in a circle and I need some lighting. I need some help. Either of you boys want to attach to my fan.

1:30:15 Well, when we turn room tee on, we're going to have to turn you off. What? What's room tone?

1:30:20 Oh, it's grip guy stuff. Okay. But you're a fan who's talking. It's Could we do like um the role play I've seen is kind of like a

1:30:30 teacher. Teacher. Okay. You boys want to be my students? I'll be the principal.

1:30:36 Yeah. Oh. Oh. And I'll be the assistant principal. Oh, okay. All right. Want to see a little magic trick?

1:30:41 Oh, okay. Watch this. I'm not even going to chew. All right. Okay. All right. Oh, you tied it into a little little knot there. That's pretty cool.

1:30:56 I know. I knew that, too. That's got to be your coolest ability. Watch this. There it goes.

1:31:04 No, I wouldn't watch this if I were you. Chris, you got to be careful doing that.

1:31:15 Is there anything that I can do better, Mr. and and Mr. Principles? Hello, I'm the assistant principal.

1:31:24 Hello. I am also the president. I mean the principal. This doesn't feel right. Hello.

1:31:31 Oh, you know I I really don't think you need to focus on an accident. Knock knock. Mrs. Giovani,

1:31:38 how's your health been, guys? How you doing? Well, doctor says my blood pressure is a little too high.

1:31:44 Don't have to worry about that. 160 over 200 is a madeup number, I think. You know.

1:31:48 Yeah. It's nonsense. It's nothing. Exactly. I feel good. You know, I'm drinking

1:31:53 a normal amount. You can kind of do whatever you want. I feel you'll be chilling.

1:31:57 I know. I got into that car accident the other week and I walked off feeling great. Honestly, it fixed my back.

1:32:02 I know. And isn't that wonderful? Yeah. I have a lunch break coming up in in just a few minutes.

1:32:08 Oh, yeah. So does the rest of school. It's at noon. Yeah. We're taking Unless they hold grace and then we got to go into overtime. We get to time card that. I think I think I must have missed you with the time cards.

1:32:21 You know, I just want to thank you for all the hard work that you do, Gar. It's really It's really helpful. And you know, it makes my life easier, too.

1:32:27 Just doing my job. I know. Chris sometimes helps me. She comes out on some hunts.

1:32:31 Really, Chris? I did not know that. Thank you. Got two guns ready to [screaming] fire.

1:32:40 Our band broke up several decades ago. No, that's awful to hear. I still got it though.

1:32:47 I could hear that. So, you sent a student to our office and that student was really reckless. Apparently, he punched somebody else and bullied someone else.

1:32:55 You know, bullying, you know how how big of a epidemic it is. Bullying. It's an epidemic.

1:33:00 Yes, absolutely, sir. Bullying is so wrong. But I just wish that you would punch me.

1:33:05 What? I would never hurt you. He's a principal. All right, that's check. G, you've beat me again. Wow. I, you know, coming coming here every 10 years to play with you, it's it's a blast.

1:33:19 How many years this buy me? Um, probably another 10, maybe 12. Depends on um um uh inflation.

1:33:26 Year inflation. Yeah, that [ __ ] gets you. Yeah. Yeah. And Chris, you just let me know again. Go get your throat checked. I would.

1:33:32 She's my sugar cake. We really got to get that band back together. I know. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. Um Oh, go with Donald. Go do your Donald. She loved it. She loved it.

1:33:48 I'm Donald. I'm Daffy. You know Daffy, the one that wears no pants? That's Daffy, right?

1:33:54 Donald, too. Oh, does that mean you have to take your pants off? We already did. We're pantsless

1:34:00 and we're birds. Ducks. We're ducks. You know, we we could all be we could all be adults, too. Like if you don't want to be Disney characters, that's an option, too. Do Billy Crystal again.

1:34:13 Oh, he's only half dead. You know that scene in Princess Bride? He's only half dead.

1:34:20 Yeah. No, I know it. It's just It's just not really He's not really working for me.

1:34:25 Okay. Maybe if you boys had a little bit of gum and lipstick on you, though, that could help.

1:34:31 Yeah, my lips are kind of chapped. Yeah. Start with him. Come on over here, baby boy.

1:34:36 Get over here. Oh. Oh, you know you you can really let me do a lot of the work here. Oh,

1:34:46 you ready to play teacher? Uh, Donald. Well, G, keep it up. Uh, remember, stay away from that lake.

1:34:55 Oh, yeah. Cuz that's not my territory. I know. Okay, I'll stay away. County minus the lake.

1:35:00 That's my That's my zone. I love Ventura so much. I know. You You know what, boys? I am so glad that you are exploring role play. I think that you might just benefit from doing it with each other first a few times and then you can give me a call. All right. You know my number, right? So you you boys have fun. Where you going?

1:35:21 I'm going to go to um you know that um from down the Yeah. Yeah. She took her beer with her. So, she's staying. My lips feel moist as hell.

1:35:34 Oh my god. Uh, also I parked my hearse around the corner and it seemed like they're going to ask me to pay for it. Do you have validation?

1:35:41 Oh, they don't check after 4. Oh, good. It's It's 4:10, so that's wonderful. Yeah, you're good.

1:35:46 Can't wait till it's 4:20. I'll give you Okay, take care. Oh, there you go. Okay, Chris,

1:35:54 she'll be back. She's probably just nervous. Yeah, I would be. Hey, Nathaniel. Oh my, I love what you've done with your lips.

1:36:03 Thanks. Role play. I'm dating now. That's good. Me, too. Points. Points. Points. So, I'm thinking this for the midday sunrise look. Yeah. How do we

1:36:20 The terracotta orange always slays it. God, these are filthy. Is this giving like

1:36:28 I love Are you getting any shadow on that? Paul, hey Paul, YOU GETTING SHAD SHAD ON PAUL. NO,

1:36:36 I don't think he's getting shad. You know what's crazy? God, life is crazy. I got to say he got the m he got post lunch nuts. That's what he's got.

1:36:52 No, no, no. Seriously, like lifeing nuts. Yeah. What's going on? I mean, that was really good tilapia they sold that the catering had today.

1:37:01 Is that what you're talking about? I prefer the breaded cod, but um the tilaps was good. I know. I just think

1:37:08 I just love working with you, man. Yeah. No, dude. I mean, same. But I don't know why you're being all freaking I don't know. Would you buy a journal or something? Does this flag have a home? Because it was put in the big flag part. It needs to be in the tiny baby flags.

1:37:28 Yeah, it goes in Miranda Pop. Ah, Miranda Pop. Hey, can I get whole? We need this whole area, guys. Here we go. I'm going to plug this in.

1:37:36 Switch to two. Hey, Tip. Are you getting any shadow? Those don't work. All right. Will you put this back in the truck and get me a flag?

1:37:43 Yeah. What What size flag? I want a toddler. Maybe like medium. TODDLER MEDIUM. YEAH.

1:37:50 [screaming] SOMETHING'S ON MY HEAD. WHAT? SOMETHING'S ON MY HEAD. GRAB IT. WAIT. SLOW [screaming] DOWN. SLOW DOWN. SOMETHING'S ON MY HEAD.

1:38:09 NO. NO. NO. Go that way. No. I'm going that way. Wait. Can get it off. Wait. I'm You're supposed to go that way.

1:38:13 Get it off. Just get it off. Wait. Here. Here. Use this. My hair. Use this. Wait. Take that tape off.

1:38:19 What is this gonna do? Wait, hold on. Okay, hold on. All right, hold on. All right. All right. Just Just

1:38:23 We're gonna need some help. Just Just get it off. I don't know how to get off of hair. It's stuck on your hair.

1:38:29 How did this get worse? I'm trying to help. I don't know. Just help. Just help me.

1:38:33 I'M TRYING TO HELP SPRAY. OH MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Can you help us? Safe got stuck.

1:38:41 Is this for the scene or What is this? Elaine, we're not shooting right now. This is not for the scene. Tape got stuck in my hair. Just save my hair. Okay.

1:38:58 Oh my god, your ends are ruined. I swear it looked like I wasn't helping, but I was trying to. Oh, I believe you, bro.

1:39:04 Oh, sweet baby boy. Are you okay? Was that stressful? It was really stressful. I got

1:39:08 your Oh, your little hat. It's okay. We're going to fix this. Okay, listen. I got scissors at my station. Three lights. Oh, honey. I know that's a lot. You got a little tape on you, too. Come here. It's okay.

1:39:19 Now, this is the craziest week of my life. That was awesome. Oh, boy. We got it all up on you.

1:39:25 Yeah, it's everywhere. Okay, we're going to have to cut this off, babies. Come on. I got scissors on my station. Come on.

1:39:30 We can save my hair, though, right now. Yeah, we got it. I got you. This is Hey, wait for me. Okay. Hey, Tip. Take my hat.

1:39:38 Jesus Christ. This tape IS TOO STRONG. HEY. WHOA. WHOA. That's Ricky's apple. Oh. Oh, I can stand.

1:39:56 Okay. Are they still on that one shot? Check this out. If you press the button right here.

1:40:06 Yeah. You got to press this button right here. Can you do it again? Yeah. Yeah, dude.

1:40:10 Hold on. Let's see. Look at you. That's nice. Look at you. You could sit there. Sorry. I just said I I get protective of his apple box.

1:40:24 I will sit on it with a lot of respect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for holding me.

1:40:33 Was that funny? No. All right. Okay. Honey, I don't know how you did all this. I don't know. I dipped in and it just got stuck and then it just got way worse.

1:40:44 You're You are more vigilant than this, Ricky. I feel like you would have caught this a lot sooner. I'm going to do my best. Like, I've already gotten some out, babe. But I think I'm going to have to cut around some of this. Okay. Oops. Wait, wait, wait. Look at that. Just lost one whole hair.

1:40:59 Okay. All right. Hold on, Elaine. I don't want you to cut it. Let's just not cut it.

1:41:03 There's going to be so much damage from Can we just do peanut butter? Peanut. You think I'm going to waste peanut butter on this? How long have you had your hair like this, son?

1:41:11 15, 16 years. Oh, Ricky, I've never gotten it cut. I just figured growing it out like I think it looks good. I can braid it.

1:41:19 I've never seen you wear your hair braided to set. But I've always wanted to. Like on the Viking shows, they braid their hair and I'm like, that's sick.

1:41:26 You know, maybe this long hair has run its course. Don't you ever think something's just gone a little too long and maybe it's time for a change, you know?

1:41:35 I mean, almost had a threesome. Wa. Almost couldn't get the gun out of the holster.

1:41:42 No, that gun is fine. It's It's actually Act actually. No, I couldn't. It's been in a holster for It's been in a holster for a long time. Elaine,

1:41:51 really? Safety on and everything? The safety's been on. I don't even know how to turn off the safety anymore.

1:41:56 Wait, we're talking about a penis, right? Yeah, we're talking about my penis. If that's okay with you, I don't want to be weird.

1:42:00 Honey, I'll talk about penises all day into the night while I'm cleaning my makeup brushes.

1:42:05 Okay. I'd be reeling after an almost threesome. I'd get all kinds of things in my hair beyond semen.

1:42:12 It's crazy. I don't know where. Hey, look. It's like you're at a club. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:42:21 You don't go to clubs. You don't know anything about going out. I watch it on MTV.

1:42:25 I've been trying to been trying to figure out how to turn this light off. Well, I can help you with that.

1:42:30 Yeah, I think I broke that. What' you break? No, you're good. Here you go. Ready?

1:42:39 Let's see. Let's open these barn doors. Hold for opening barn. We're going to get started. Okay.

1:42:49 All right. Just do it. It's time to jump. Is there anything any regrets you want to say before we dive in here?

1:42:55 Let's just do it. Okay. Justing rip off the band-aid. Okay. Well, you're going to be here a while cuz there's a lot to cut through. So,

1:43:02 okay. Well, all right. So, threesome. That's crazy. What else? You You lose an uncle or something?

1:43:12 No, but I almost died. What? Mhm. Almost died, baby. I almost die every day. Every time a period cramp runs through me.

1:43:20 What are those like? Like a car running through your uterus. Honey, you don't want to do it. Don't do it.

1:43:28 Where is the uterus? Deep. Deep. I don't know. I I grew up on the East Coast. I don't know a lot of that stuff.

1:43:36 Yeah. Those East Coasters are not well educated on sex. Yeah. Well, sometimes we just you need a little more education on everything, you know, cuz sex is only the beginning of a relationship. There's other kinds of

1:43:49 Yeah. relationships that are go beyond all that. So, you know, you seen anybody lately?

1:43:54 Barn's open. What? You seeing anybody lately? Yeah. A couple of honeys here and there.

1:43:59 Couple of honeys. Can you hold this? Okay. So, you date multiple people at one time?

1:44:03 Of course. I don't tell them though. Oh, is that how you do it? Yeah, you can't tell them.

1:44:07 See, I just usually have Britney. Not anymore, but I usually have Britney and I can't. She knows everything. How do you get away with it?

1:44:14 Well, I just pretend that I lost my phone. What? Well, so when they call, I'm like, I lost my phone.

1:44:19 Here, look out that way. Or I tell them that I've been busy on set. Tell me if you see the shadow.

1:44:24 Honeys love like a set guy, you know? Really? I feel like they feel like I they they like think I'm dirty. Well, that's because Britney's just an unsupportive [ __ ]

1:44:36 Sorry. No, it's okay. Never heard my lady called a [ __ ] like that before. I mean, she kind of sucks. Like kissing and

1:44:45 kissing and hugging and and you know, my husband and I have been together 40 years.

1:44:52 We aren't just Wow. walloping each other all day. We're We're being buddies, you know, being good old buddy pals.

1:45:00 Wow. 40 years. What is it like to be married for 40 years? You know, the the thing I I feel like I could do for 40 years is, you know, work with Tip, obviously. Like, I could work with Tip the rest of my life and be totally fine.

1:45:13 Yeah, probably. Oh, the Well, the word fine probably shouldn't be the word you use if you want to do something for the rest of your life. You know, if you want to do something for the rest of your life, it should be more more than fine. Walloping. Walloping. Well, that's what me and my husband say after a fantastic sex cup. There we go. That was walloping. Well,

1:45:34 Stein. Stein. Still going to meet that guy. What a stallion. He is a stallion. And I'm just like a little pony next to him. He's so tall.

1:45:43 Wow. So, where are you meeting these honeys? Bars on set. Really? Yeah. You sleeping with talent?

1:45:52 No, I I stopped. I stopped after Ugly Betty. Who' you sleep with on Ugly Betty? I can't tell you, man. I signed an NDA.

1:45:59 No, come on. I'll let you hang out with me and Ricky if you tell me who you slept with. Ugly Betty.

1:46:04 All right, Vivica Fox. You, Nick. Viva Fox. Dude, don't say, man. We made love.

1:46:15 You just called my girl ex-girlfriend a [ __ ] Okay, well, she is. Damn. How do you pull that kind?

1:46:21 Um, swag. What's your sign? Don't let me guess. Okay guess Aquarius, no. Gemini,

1:46:32 no. Taurus, no. Cancer, keep guessing. Virgo, no. Damn it. I'm usually really good at this. So, forever with Tip, I mean, I That's very sweet. Does Tips feel the same way? How's he doing?

1:46:45 You know what, Elaine? Between you and me, I mean, I don't I don't think he's doing well. Like, he's actually going through a lot right now. He's going through a divorce. You know, Britney, that chick was that was on set.

1:46:56 Yeah. Yeah. She's She's a She's quite the cocktail of emotions huh? She's just really really annoying. She's like the biggest buzz kill ever.

1:47:04 Yeah. One time I gave her a skin serum and a little to-go cup and she just left it by the door. Kind of a [ __ ]

1:47:10 Wow. I mean, everybody has their [ __ ] days. I I like to be called a [ __ ] cuz it's like, "Oh, bitch." But I get that sometimes people don't like that. I mean, but she was kind of a [ __ ]

1:47:21 She is kind of a [ __ ] But Tiff loves her. Tip is crazy about her and she wants to get a divorce, but honestly,

1:47:28 I'm kind of like, what if they what if they get back together? Like, what the what if what what who the am I?

1:47:35 Who the [ __ ] are you? And what is Oh, sorry. I almost got your my little water bottle in. That's all right.

1:47:41 Can I guess what you are? Um, Libra? No. Sagittarius? No. Um, [clears throat] I don't know, dude. Doesn't really matter. I don't believe in that witchcraft anyways.

1:47:56 What the? You were just trying so hard to find out what my sign was. True. Just trying to get to know you.

1:48:01 Yeah. Where's Ricky? I just feel like what the am I doing? I almost died. I had a huge fart. I almost had a threesome. I got tape all stuck in my hair. I'm about to get a buzz cut. And you're over here living your life. And I'm justing I don't know.

1:48:23 Sometimes all you need to do in life is look at your ship and go, "Hm, I don't know if this is the right wind for me." You know, your sails are in the right place. Your sails is your heart, honey.

1:48:39 Yeah. And sometimes sometimes you just got to find a different wind. Your your little butt did. He got tape all over him, so he went to go get it off.

1:48:48 No way. I know. It was really silly. It literally Who is it? Who's tape? It's tape.

1:48:54 Okay, but tape is No, it's like tape. Secret word for tape. Are we going to keep doing this game? You're having fun.

1:49:03 What do you think? Tape is a sleeping with someone. What the You think everything's sex, dude? No.

1:49:11 Not everything is sex. I said he had tape all over him. Yeah. Well, when you said tape, you had like this glimmer in your eye.

1:49:18 It's okay if Britney's a [ __ ] to me. I'm used to women being [ __ ] to each other all the time.

1:49:22 I bet you are. But why would she be a [ __ ] to you? Honestly, she just keeps saying over and over that Tip and I spend too much time together, but we're best friends.

1:49:30 How much are you together? Really? Every day. Oh, that's nice. Kind of like me and my husband.

1:49:39 Yeah, but we're not married. We're friends. The thing that pisses me off is I just think that Britney makes Tip crazy. And when Tip and I are together, it's chill. Like everything's flowing. We're good. Like I'm I'm satisfied. I'm happy. But like, do you want to sit on that little couch with Tip every day the rest of your life?

1:49:58 I don't know. I want to hang out with my friend, but like I guess he wants to be married.

1:50:02 You know, it sounds like you're with this little Tip more than I have ever heard of you being alone. Do you ever sit alone with your thoughts? I'm still stuck on the fact that you ugly Betty.

1:50:13 No, I don't know what. Like, are you shocked? Look at me. Who else would you be honest with me

1:50:20 here on the set anywhere? Like, who's on like what's your body count? Mad disrespectful.

1:50:26 No, it's not. No one's listening, right? I don't Yeah, I was just making sure the sound guy wasn't here cuz he listens. I know.

1:50:34 It's a snake. Okay, don't 43. Is that humanly possible? For me, it is. When I go to the nail salon by myself, it is the best. I love me time. I love me time. Don't you ever want me time? Every man needs alone time. Don't you remember alone time when you're a little teenager playing with your G.I. Joes?

1:50:56 I started work when I was 14. Oh, that can't be legal, son. I've I'm never really alone. Like, I don't Why?

1:51:05 Well, there's your problem. I mean, sure, a friendship's great if you're together all the freaking time, but isn't it so great when you have that one bestie pal that you haven't seen in 3 years, then you meet up at a beastro in the Poconos and it's like you never left. You don't have to worry about whether they're okay or alive. You just meet up and vibe. I'm always just wondering about Tip's phone and if it's charged and if he's eating enough because we work together. I want to make sure his energy levels up.

1:51:31 I think it's kind. I think it's friendship. It might be kind for you, but it sounds like with a wife, he needs to be putting that energy somewhere else. You know, there comes a time in your life when you got to start being responsible rather than just using things as a crutch. You know, you can't be his crutch. That's embarrassing. You're too tall to be his crutch. Won't fit in his armpit. Almost done.

1:51:55 I can't be Tiff's crutch. That's just in a month. Why are you shocked? I'm sorry. We have a 3:00 a.m. call time all week. How are you that many [ __ ] a day?

1:52:06 Who are you right now? No one. What do you mean no one? Look at you. I'm prioritizing my my me time. Like me. I'm hanging with Rick.

1:52:13 But like you look you're in you're amazing. You're so beautiful. What? You have a beautiful soul.

1:52:19 Don't call me beautiful. Okay. But you are you have such a beautiful light and an orb around your body. You're like God.

1:52:26 No. You'reing No, you do. Do you know how gorgeous you are? Really? You're so beautiful. You can't just like contain that here. You got to go out and spread your seeds.

1:52:40 Yeah. Do you put a condom on when you all those girls? Of course. Do you Oh, God.

1:52:46 No, I don't I don't sleep around. Just asking. Yeah, of course. How often are you getting tested?

1:52:52 I don't need to. I feel like in school they told you you should always get tested if you'reing that many people.

1:52:57 Okay, don't make it weird. I'm not making it weird. I'm just asking a question. Do you like anyone?

1:53:02 No. Nobody. Know my ex, she was pretty toxic. She wouldn't let me look at other women at the mall.

1:53:09 She was intimidated. Don't tell him you're not going to get back with her, right?

1:53:12 I don't know. No matter what she says to you, just like just don't listen to her. I've never seen someone so like down and beautiful at the same time.

1:53:22 Whoa. Thank you, Nick. You're a really gentle gentle soul. Thank you. cuz I feel like this is this is the closest we've ever gotten. Honestly, everything's fine. We're good. Haircuts are fine. I'm chilling.

1:53:44 You're good. Pip and I are friends. Yeah, you are. Everything's fine. I don't need to overthink that. Yeah. No, we're good.

1:53:51 I can jerk off whenever I want. Like, it doesn't matter. Except for right now cuz I need you to hold still while I cut this. I would never do that at work.

1:53:58 Do you want gel in your hair? Not the gels like the lights that you little little lights that you work with.

1:54:04 I don't like those. They make my fingers feel weird. Why are you touching the gels, Elaine?

1:54:10 Sometimes a nice young man asks me for help. He says, "Can you hand me that gel over there?" I say, "Sure." And I touch the gel and I hate it.

1:54:20 Well, that young man should be fired because he should never be having you touching any of the gels.

1:54:24 I don't know. He He seemed kind of nice. His name's Dominic. Is he one of your guys your new grips?

1:54:29 Oh my god. Dom is nice. He's talent. But talent? He hasn't been in my chair yet. He's probably playing video games till 3:00 a.m. I got to do his under eyes. Oh [ __ ]

1:54:39 Are you cutting my whole braid off? No, no, no, no. The hair tie is still You're good. We're It's only going to be It's going to be chic. It's going to be chic. Do not worry. Let me just one little snip to get the hair tie out. Okay.

1:54:52 Yeah. All right. Sometimes I sleep with it in big reveal. Okay. Wow. This is me.

1:55:06 Do you want some gel? Sure, why not? I don't see the harm in that. Yeah, especially for this little piece here. I couldn't really do a ton about that one.

1:55:14 Yeah, I see that. It's a little short. It's okay. It'll be chic. Okay. Love a little chic. Okay. I trust you. Love a little chic.

1:55:23 How's it look, guys? Documentarians have been following us. Well, it's going in my lookbook, so

1:55:31 they're not nodding, but I assume they do. They're just They're kind of glaring at me. Are they mad about the penis talk? No.

1:55:37 Is that allowed? What What's this going to be rated? You guys mad about the penis?

1:55:41 TV14. Can I say penis on TV14? If you guys are mad about the penis dog, you can probably just edit it out.

1:55:49 No, don't edit it out. Do not censor a woman. Do not censor women, especially when it's talking about the patriarchal peny.

1:55:58 But seriously, Doug, I go Viking. I can't believe you ugly Betty. Talent got a baklava truck.

1:56:20 They did? Yeah. A whole truck of forbaklava. I know. You want to share this? Sure.

1:56:25 It's kind of lame, but yeah, I'm down. Britney used to leave notes in my lunch.

1:56:30 Is that a note? No, it's a napkin. She broke up with me, Nick. Okay. Sorry. Really sorry about that. It's honestly her loss. She You don't know what you have until you lose it, you know.

1:56:43 True. My [ __ ] sister. Do you live with your sister? Can you tell me what it is?

1:56:51 Yeah, but like different rooms now. Okay. We don't sleep in the same room. No. All good. Is that why she packs you these like crazy lunches?

1:57:00 Yeah. She knows I'm a gourmand. A what? People who like food. I don't know. I don't

1:57:06 Oh, like a like a foodie. Yeah, I guess I like to eat. Whatever. No problem with that.

1:57:13 Whatever. All right. I got some tomatoes and okra. Oh, what? Yeah, just a can of tomatoes and okra.

1:57:24 Oh, yeah. I hope these are muscles. I hope these are muscles. I swear to God, Nick, if those are anchovies. Oh [ __ ] That's disgusting.

1:57:32 No, they're muscles. That's muscles. Thank god she got it right this time. Is she canning these foods?

1:57:40 Yeah. You know, canning food is like a super like hard Well, it's been going on for centuries. You know

1:57:46 what? What? What's up? What's up? Hey, you guys. I already started lunch. I got to eat out of Lane's desk. Did you cut your hair? Tip. Do you remember when I had gaff tape all over my head? But all she had to do was take the tape out. She didn't have to cut it. Okay. Look. Look. Did you dye your beard, too?

1:58:12 No. She bleached your beard. No. Did she give you a blowout, too? You look like a completely different dude. Yeah. Awesome. So, the tape guy kind of stuck and she started to gel it and she like cut she cut this one a little too short. But I think she did a good job. She like gelled it up and then she gave me this like cream stuff just right here. The rest is crunch.

1:58:29 When do you care about cream and crunch? What? Elaine? Honestly, I kind of wait. You So tape is not a person.

1:58:35 Nick thought tape was a person. So it took like literally 15 minutes to be like, "No, Ricky's not sleeping with a woman named Tape.

1:58:42 Ricky has tape on it." And now Tip knows my body count, which is still I know, I know, I know, I know.

1:58:49 Literally, I can't even get over it. Yeah, you look different. What the is happening here?

1:58:54 Nothing. I'm just eating trying to eat my muscles on my sister back. There's a baklavree. There's a bak.

1:58:59 I said I ate out a lanes. I had my own lunch. I'm fine. I'm chilling. I'm like I'm really happy about my haircut. I think it makes me look good.

1:59:08 You're acting like you're on like metops or something. Mtops? Yeah. Hey, you look you're acting like I know about it. I used to I Yeah, I remember when you bought all those pads for Britney and she was like, "I don't wear pads." Nobody wears pads.

1:59:22 How do you don't you don't What's this energy, dude? I don't know. How long have you guys been hanging out?

1:59:32 Literally the 10 minutes you became a I don't know mom. No, we hung out longer.

1:59:38 You smell like [ __ ] Nick, what can I say? My sister packed them for me. She preserved them herself.

1:59:45 Listen, I don't even know how to look at you right now. Why? What's the matter?

1:59:49 You look completely different. You know, like what's wrong with different? You know what's her name in the end of Legally Blonde Chutney and she gets like a big bad perm.

1:59:58 You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. You look like her with L. Woods combined.

2:00:03 Oh wow. Oh, that's mean. Yeah. You just don't look like Ricky. It's weird. Listen, honestly, I changed. I sat in that chair and shiting changed. She cut my hair and she put some cream in it and she sprayed my face with rose and [ __ ] Let me see. She gelled it up.

2:00:23 What do you mean she gelled it up? Cuz it would look It looked very weird short. So when she gelled it up,

2:00:27 it looks weird up. Did you have a say in any of this? I mean, I let her do her magic. I let I let people be who they are and I would wish that you would let me kind of like be who I am right now. tip.

2:00:40 You're acting hella gay right now. I'll just say that. Well, maybe I'm Maybe I'ming hella gay.

2:00:47 Grips on three. What the is that kind of maiden call? We go. We switched to two.

2:00:58 Maybe I won't wear my hat. Paulyine, that's who you look like. You bro, you look like Madine. I think I look like like one of those like Disney princesses. Princess. Oh yeah. I guess you look a little like Olaf.

2:01:16 That's snowman. You look like the evil guy from uh Mulan. I'll show you what you look like. Ready? The evil guy from Mulan.

2:01:28 That's funny. That's really funny. DON'T DON'T YOU DON'T. BRO, DON'T LOOK IT. Sheing creamed it. Is this when you hear about your hair being cream?

2:01:38 I don't know. Elaine did some magic [ __ ] and I was like, it feels good to be like, you know, thought about and liked and you're over here blood brother [ __ ]

2:01:48 Did you just do scissoring? I don't know what whatever you guys are doing. You guys are doing [ __ ] scissoring.

2:01:52 Did Did he tell you that he paints Britney's toenails or her? Okay. Oh, we're we're telling secrets now.

2:01:59 Oh, we're telling SECRETS NOW. YOU GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A QUIET, peaceful lunch. There's a there's a baklava truck outside. I'm just trying to have a good lunch. Okay.

2:02:08 Has Ricky ever told you in kindergarten they had to remove him from the classroom because he kept sticking his fingers up his own [ __ ] and none of the kids could focus?

2:02:14 I wanted to know how tight it was. Do you think it's easy to ask someone that? How dare you tell someone that I that I paint Britney's toenails?

2:02:20 Did Tip tell you that I had to shave his back swirl and then he got acne all over his back for 2 months and I had to pat it with warm compress? It was not a swirl.

2:02:32 It was a manly circle. Wow. It's a swirl. Okay. Well, I think it's a little pathetic that you still have a tobo.

2:02:39 I don't even have Fine. I said it. I said it. I held my mouth yesterday, but we went to your house and that to looked like we were in 1986.

2:02:47 I love my to bucks. Also, it's a red flag thing to only watch Law and Order SVU.

2:02:56 Why? It's red flag. There's so many episodes I CAN BARELY KEEP UP. SOMETIMES THE ONE ABOUT LITTLE GIRLS going missing. THE CREEP. OW. [screaming]

2:03:04 HEY, give me your glasses. You look like Spongebob if she had a perm. Good. Spongebob's a boy. It's evade them. I literally look stunning. And you know what? I'm a stunning man. And I'm going to find someone who understands that I'm beautiful. You look like if a Twizzler was blonde. You look like a Snickers at the bottom of the barrel in a movie theater THAT HAS CLOSED. You look like if Jay Diaz did a REBOOT OF LEGALLY BOUGHT.

2:03:34 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE THAT IS. Of course you don't. I talk to Nick ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME CUZ I I Nick for 15 whole minutes.

2:03:42 Well, you were with Elaine. Well, you were with Ela. I was with and she held me a baby and fluffed my hair AND I FEEL BEAUTIFUL. I SAW THAT.

2:03:51 BRO, are you having a panic attack? I lost my appetite. We're not supposed to be fighting like this

2:03:57 to be honest. Thank god you lost your appetite. God, you guys can be mean to me all you want, but when I see you guys being mean to each other over a stupid ugly haircut,

2:04:10 like, it's just not worth it. It's not worth it. It's a Thursday. You guys are my brothers and seeing you guys fight like this, I'm just trying to have lunch. I don't know anymore. Maybe this isn't for me. No, this isn't I don't this is not my world.

2:04:49 I don't I don't want to sit with you guys anymore. I used to. It was my dream to sit with you guys. I wanted to be like you guys.

2:05:01 But this You're really crying? Yeah. I'm really crying. He's uh he's upset. This is not what I joined IASI for. Take it.

2:05:15 My gag reflex goes off like once a year. Yeah, it's crazy. I've seen it. He can barely go to the dentist.

2:05:21 You know what? this. I don't even want this anymore. Dude, my hair. Please, please be careful with that light back there.

2:05:33 Bye. Is it still up? You got to remember to put the brakes on the cart. Okay. Um I want to soften up I want to soften this up. I want to get this whole area lit like a soft light.

2:06:06 Yeah, of course you want to soft it. Sometimes I feel like people ask for it soft, but they actually play kind of hard. All right. Well, should have went with a condor.

2:06:22 So, I don't know why you chose that one. Kind of. I didn't hear you. What? You should have went with a condor. I'm not sure why you chose that one cuz that that that has nothing to do with getting it soft in here.

2:06:33 The Edison. It's called an Edison. That's That's awesome. So, can we get Brennan's 10?

2:06:50 Can I get Brennon's is Brennan? Can I get another flag to soften it, please? So, for softer, you're always you're always going to want to go with the blanch white.

2:07:03 Oh, really? No. I've been in this business, I don't know, 30 years, and I have I didn't know to go blanch white.

2:07:08 So, I've been in it for 32. See this? [sighs] This seems softer but flat to me. sale.

2:07:15 Okay. Well, that's why the Bakugan live stream with Leeman Hoe. Yeah. Yeah. You guys almost How much time do you need?

2:07:22 Yeah, we're about to soften this lightly. Who put an Edison up there? You should have gone with a condom.

2:07:26 YEAH. WHAT THE WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? WHAT THE HELL? Can you switch that out, please?

2:07:29 Yes, Sebastian. Exactly. I will. Okay, I'll take care of it. Thank you. Laura Durn goes into OT in 3 hours.

2:07:36 Oh, hell. We got to We got to move people. Can you do it in three? I know it's not my department, but I feel like Laura Durn goes into OT every time. Hey, HEY, HEY, TIFF, WATCH IT.

2:07:44 WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TALENT LIKE THAT. And you still owe Robert Irwin an apology video.

2:07:48 I actually agree with that. Points. Point. Can you move? Okay, let's go. Points. You'll have it in two.

2:08:03 Thank you. Why did you move the ladder? Don't [ __ ] this up. I'm a huge fan of Laura Durn. Okay,

2:08:09 Percy, you smell like trash. [snorts] If you if the ladder's in the wrong spot, then Ricky, why don't you tell me where to put the ladder?

2:08:21 Or better yet, place it and then I will do my job. Great. I'd love to place it. Oops, dropped my screwdriver.

2:08:34 Quick, we just have Sebastian telling us we have it to do it in five. So, I'll do I'll do it I'll do it on my own time. Everybody,

2:08:52 you let me know. Really? You're going to eat right now? Can I change something? [clears throat]

2:09:03 Can I get a flag? Sure. Classic. Like I said, we should have went with a condor. Ricky, when you play with the rope swing pop, you have to keep it secure. You know, you're going to need to refold that before you throw that on the top of there. Is that good for you? I don't know. You should ask Nick. Hey, Nick. Ricky seems to think I need a ladder to use my rope swing to make the light flatter.

2:09:31 I need that ladder. Not my question. This light will not turn off. Oh, stating the obvious, Ricky. Sebastian just told us we have 10 minutes till the scene is up. Points means get out of my way.

2:09:43 You need to check yourself. Points. Nick, where are you taking that ladder? That's what we're working on.

2:09:47 I got to go over there with the ladder. Did you not hear the man? He said 5 minutes.

2:09:52 Excuse me. Okay, you guys actually have 10 minutes. Uh Jessica and Julie Chan are fighting again. They won't stop.

2:09:58 Okay. Okay. We have 10 10 points. Points. Points. Points. Nectarine. Baby tiny. Look at that. Did you take the CL ladder just so you can hang out on it?

2:10:12 I'm What? I'm Yeah. Is that a problem? I lost my apple box again. Nick, were Can we Can we use the ladder, please Nick?

2:10:20 I'm on it. I have to get up there. You're tall enough. You're pretty tall. You can't just use the ladder to hang out on it, Nick.

2:10:25 Okay, fine. I'll give back the ladder if you guys make up and say sorry and hug each other.

2:10:33 That's hilarious. funny. Okay, then I I'll just be hanging on this ladder. I don't care if I lose my job. I don't

2:10:38 Will you stop playing with that? These documentarians These documentarians are trying to get footage of us and you're ruining what the

2:10:44 These documentarians do them. Oh, I'm so sorry. Am I in Is that ruining the sound for you?

2:10:49 Leman Ho is going to be here in 10 minutes. 10 minutes till LEMAN HO GETS HERE.

2:10:53 YEAH, WE know Nick just said, "Thank you, Nick. You're doing a stellar job." Thanks.

2:10:57 Was he eating snacks here? Do you want one? Are there nuts in THAT TIP? DYLAN EFRON IS ALLERGIC TO NUTS. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? WHERE YOU AT? MORNING MEETING. WHERE YOU AT? MORNING MEETING.

2:11:07 WAIT, GUYS. All the lights have peanut butter on them cuz I ate peanut BUTTER WITH MY HANDS.

2:11:11 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO NEED AT least 20. I'd like to make this light soft, but I can't really do this on my own because I can't see when I'm up there. And I can't get up there without the ladder.

2:11:29 And I have the ladder and the light meter. So, Nick, can you Nope. Because the only way I'm going to give you guys the ladder and the light meter is if you guys make up.

2:11:41 That's not gayest [ __ ] I ever What are you doing? We are going to halt production until you both make up, hug each other, and tell each other that you guys love each other.

2:11:53 You don't know anything about our relationship. I don't need to do that. I don't need to do that with you.

2:11:56 We fight like this sometimes, and confrontation is not the way we handle it. We handle it like men. We push it down and we don't talk about it for like 30 minutes.

2:12:02 Exactly. Ricky, say one nice thing about tip. You heard the man. You're a good height.

2:12:14 What do you mean I'm a good height? You got good bones. Say something nice about his bony, Nick. He's calling me bony. You do have a nice Okay. Okay. Tip.

2:12:27 You make a really good pasta dish when I come over and we play games and I appreciate it because I'm always starving and then I just think I'll order food later, but you always make me food and it's

2:12:39 it's cool. You mean when I put the pesto sauce on top of the craft? Yeah. Oh my god, that [ __ ] is so bomb. I buy a pesto sauce from Ralph's and I buy the craft mac and cheese from Bons.

2:12:51 I would never know about that. I don't really know a lot about you guys. But now it's your turn to say something nice about Ricky. That was that was a great great job.

2:13:01 Thanks, Nick. Ricky, you heard the man. You're a good listener. You heard it in morning meeting today that Dylan Efron was allergic to peanut butter and you told me not to eat those crackers and I thought you were just being stupid and I should have listened to you because you're a good listener. There, Abby.

2:13:21 I feel good. Can we have the ladder now? Why don't you guys just use the tall ladder?

2:13:31 That's ours. We don't touch that. I love when you guys are synchronized. There's something about you I don't understand. All right.

2:13:41 Well, you like it, though. Points. Sure. Points. Let's get this soft light. Let me help you with that. Let me help you guys with that.

2:13:48 We got it. We got it. Come on. Here we go. Ready? All right. You can start it. All right. Get on up there. Here. This is the color that I went for. This is nectarine. Let me see. Let me see.

2:13:59 That's 100% right there. Gorgeous. That's 100% on the meter. Looks like a sunset.

2:14:04 Wow. Wow, guys. You guys, we did it. You guys are my brothers. I die for you. Look at this.

2:14:19 Always make it so intense. Hey you guys. Um uh so uh we're going to have to cancel the shoot. Why? Why you holding olive oil?

2:14:27 Dylan Efron is in the hospital. Um the olive oil is for Neil Patrick Harris and I don't want to ask why.

2:14:36 You did this. I told you not to eat that [ __ ] I'm not liable, right? No, he's not even. We'll check our contract.

2:14:49 I don't know where it is. I knew you should have signed this. I don't sign it legally. Legally lawyer. Legally, you have to sign it.

2:15:00 NO, TIM'S NOT SIGNING anything without a lawyer looking at it. Come on, BUD. HEY, TIM.

2:15:06 HE SIGNED IT. HE signed it. He signed it. Get the back. Oh [ __ ] I hate those guys sometimes.

2:15:13 There was a second ladder here this whole time. Oh, I DID NOT POISON THAT MAN. NO NO NO.

2:15:27 OKAY. NO. HEY, VIVICA. Can I come over tonight? I just really need a hug. And maybe something else, too. Can I Can my two friends come, too? They're really cool. Rick and Tip. Yeah, I'll send you their picture. I'll send I'll I'll send you I'll send you a photo of them. All right. I'll see I'll see you tonight Viva. Do you guys want to come over to Vivikas?

2:16:25 Ah, it's my favorite time of night. Nice. Maybe you guys are going to get a point this night.

2:16:30 Ah, very funny, Gar. Yeah, you guys. You're making them hard for us. I believe in you guys. You got to get it. I promise you get a point this time.

2:16:38 Bruce, you are a viper with the pop culture trivia. Carol, you just got to pay attention to the things around here sometimes. You know,

2:16:45 you read people.com or something. I will. Every day I log on to people.com. I take a peek at all the headlines, but I don't breathe into it. Smells like [ __ ] tilapia in here.

2:16:54 Yeah. Well, Trip, you ordered tilapia. We're cooking it up right now. Do you know that bisque?

2:17:04 Yeah, we have the lobster bis, but it's been in the freezer for 20 years. You don't want it.

2:17:08 So, defrost it. Let's see what's in there. You don't want to do that. It's probably still good. Freezer keeps everything.

2:17:13 Hey, where'd you get that liberal haircut? Whoa. Oh no. Are you kidding me right now?

2:17:21 I don't know, Ricky. I did. And from the back, I'd see you you're looking like a pretty lady.

2:17:26 Okay, Bruce. First of all, I think I look excellent. And I got tape stuck in it.

2:17:31 And I said, "It's a Tesla. It drives itself, bitch." Oh jeez. Ricky. Hey, losers. Sebastian tip. director.

2:17:47 They smoked us last week in trivia. No, I know. What should our team name be? How about the winners?

2:17:54 No, [screaming] you're bad. You're bad. They do that every time. Ours is going to be Ricky and Tip. So,

2:18:00 what? It's not funny if you guys are the winners every time. Yeah, it's actually crazy.

2:18:04 Change it up then. It's not our fault you knew VH1 music videos from 2001. Yeah, that was a bogus category and we all know it.

2:18:10 Maybe how about champions? Oh, you're so bad. You are so bad. I love you. I love you.

2:18:17 What's bad about that? You guys have two sheets. Which one are you using? Both.

2:18:20 Both. Why? That was really unsanitary. Seriously, in a bar. You're G [ __ ] hole. What do you expect?

2:18:27 It's called Gar's Very Nice Bar. In our town, it's called [ __ ] Hole. We all live here.

2:18:32 Speaking of, I keep getting your packages. I know you live two units below me. I don't want fabit fun. Okay. I don't want any of your [ __ ] girly products on my door.

2:18:40 Who doesn't want Fab Fit Fun? Hey, it's like [ __ ] dildos or something. I don't know.

2:18:48 Bruce, you're giving Santa to Bruce. My god. You know Santa's not real, but you know what is real. Check this out.

2:18:55 Oh, a magic trick. Finger. It's a fish finger. It's nice to have some fierce competitors, but I do think we have this week in the bag. Things have been looking up for us. So, good luck.

2:19:04 Game plan. We know exactly what we're doing. We talked to G. The subject is going to be good. Something that we all can know because it's not our fault. We didn't watch VH1 pop-up video.

2:19:14 Yeah, we totally believe that you have it in the bag. Yeah. No, you guys will get second place. Don't worry.

2:19:20 You have it in the bag. The compost bag. You're bad. You're bad. I'm bad. I'm naughty.

2:19:33 All right, folks. Let's get this trivia night on the way. Remember, there are two $50 gift vouchers on the line here. These gift vouchers are good for anything here at Gar except the goddamn lobster bis. And if you order the lobster bis, I will kick you out and I will find your mother.

2:20:02 Are we ready? Yeah. Always ready. Ricky and tip. Team names really quick. Fish Sticks and Pretty Lips.

2:20:09 Fish Sticks and Pretty Lips. Table two. Ricky and Chip. Original. Really good. Table three.

2:20:18 Champions. I want to be sick. That's so funny. Really, Gar? I get I get the play on words that they're going for.

2:20:26 Thank you. Champ Champons. Eons. Yeah, you got it. All right. The category tonight is supernatural.

2:20:35 Yes. Oh my gosh, I JUST WATCHED THE VAMPIRE DIARIES. I JUST WATCHED SABRINA the Teenage WITCH AND SABRINA.

2:20:41 OH MY GOD, I just watched Buffy again for the fifth time. Yeah. I watched 90Day Fiance last night.

2:20:47 [ __ ] you. Are you excited for this, Bruce? You know about the supernatural? Yeah, Bruce, I do. I saw some stuff while I was on my boat. Don't bring up the boat, Bruce.

2:20:57 You can't trigger yourself. Yeah. His wife His wife passed. What's supernatural? I don't know. What? What kind of We're gonna [ __ ] this up.

2:21:05 They're totally choking. They have no idea what this topic. Okay. Okay. Okay. Supernatural. Ghouls,

2:21:10 witches. Hey, vampires. Santa, ghosts, elves. Done. You're so [ __ ] You're so [ __ ]

2:21:17 No, we get [ __ ] God, you look like you do your highlights with nail polish. What do you do them with?

2:21:23 I don't do highlights. I have a hat. Oh my god, those are natural. That's actually really impressive.

2:21:27 What about my hair? I can actually take off my hat if you don't need to. Put your hat back,

2:21:37 Ricky. I'm sorry. All right. It's okay. Let's put the bisque behind us. All right, our first question of the night. What was the name of the vampire depicted in FW Mnau's 1922 film Noseratu: A Symphony of Horror?

2:22:00 Tom, your guess is as good as mine. I watched that [ __ ] Easy. Count Warlock. Mhm.

2:22:04 Did you watch the new one? I loved it. It was weirdly hot, right? It was kinky.

2:22:08 Okay. Yeah, I thought so, too. Well, we said it last week and the week before. It's got to be a Tom at this point. You're right. Our Tom batting average is like only getting better.

2:22:17 Seb, I have to tell you something. What? I'm pregnant. No. Yeah. Oh my god. No.

2:22:23 Yeah. No. Yeah. You're worried. Yeah. Why are you worried? Girl, what am I going to do without you?

2:22:31 Oh, don't worry. I'm not taking any maternity leave. Oh my god. Thank god. Oh my god. You scared the [ __ ] out of me. You scared the [ __ ] out of me.

2:22:37 No. What would I do? Leave those grip guys to themselves. You're bad. It would just fall apart. It would just absolutely fall apart.

2:22:45 Congratulations then. Thank you. Seems like that would be like a good cover for a vampire. Well, now you're getting creative. Wo. Okay.

2:22:53 Honestly, I wish you were my mother. I wish I could squeeze my face out of your thighs.

2:22:58 Like, seriously, like I just want to crawl out of you. You're so sweet. Yeah. No, I'm serious. I'm being honest.

2:23:03 You're not just saying that? I'm literally not just saying that. Like, I literally like

2:23:08 they're going to have to like cut me from you. Like, they're going to have to separate us with aing scalpel.

2:23:12 Oh my god. Stop. You know I'm married. I know. Get your answers down quickly. Okay, let's go talk.

2:23:20 Okay, let us talk. Your husband's my daddy, girlfriend. Your husband is my daddy.

2:23:27 Seb, should we just adopt you? Literally. Literally. Like, I'll move into your ADU.

2:23:32 Like, we could like my lease is up soon, so tomorrow works for me if it works for you.

2:23:37 I really could make a call. Okay. Ricky, tip, we're waiting on you. Done. Done.

2:23:43 What'd you write, Tom? Tom. You thought the vampire's name in nosachu was Tom. Tom.

2:23:52 The answer is Count Orlock. So close. What? So close. When do they say that? It's like literally in the first 5 seconds of the film.

2:24:00 I wrote Blackula. I'm dyslexic. I didn't mean to write that. All right. Second question. Who played the title role in Vampire in Brooklyn?

2:24:17 I actually think this is like dead on. I think it was like a guest role. Tom Brady, the quarterback.

2:24:23 Yeah, cuz he played for the the Patriots and New York is right there. You've never been to Brooklyn?

2:24:29 We're We're thinking you have an Apple Watch on or something. Does this look like an Apple Watch?

2:24:34 I can't focus, but here I know it. His eyes are just so pretty. I just don't watch like vampire [ __ ] What's the point? It's not real. It's too scary.

2:24:43 Yeah. And too dark. It's dark. I love horror movies, but not Vamps. Yeah. Time is up. The answer is Eddie Murphy.

2:24:52 Oh, thought it was Tom Brady. Did you write Blackula again? No, I wrote Vampire and Dooklyn.

2:25:00 Dan. TOLD YOU I'M DYSLEXIC. NO, IT SEE DYSLEXIA isn't mixing up your B's and your D's.

2:25:05 Noted. Our next one, and this one's real. Which of these events might change a person into a vampire? A. Eating a sheep that was killed by a wolf. B. All of the above.

2:25:17 Isn't all the above usually go at the end? Yeah. C. A cat jumping on the body before burial. D. A seventh son.

2:25:25 Question. G. Yeah. When option B is all the above, is it only referring to option A? So, we can also answer B for A.

2:25:34 At your own peril. I think he was pretty clear. So, all of the above doesn't count for the burial and the cat.

2:25:40 Is it above it? No. No. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. Jesus. Go off. Sebastian, are you sick?

2:26:00 Yeah. Sickening. All right. Doctor, I think I say let's go option B. Yeah, he might be doing that thing

2:26:08 for Bruce. For Bruce. So see okay. Did you like the beatboxing? Totally. Okay, you're not lying, right?

2:26:16 No. You doubting yourself? No, it it's just you never give yourself enough credit.

2:26:20 Okay, so I went to a farmers market with Scott Hoy from Pentatonix and I was joking. I was literally joking, but I was like, "What Scott? Like I can beatbox." And he was like, "Oh, really?" And I started I showed him and I was like but I did I was like I was beatboxing.

2:26:36 Yeah. And I mean he didn't text me back. Oh. Oh you asked for his number. Yeah. Yeah.

2:26:47 Seb gave you the wrong number. That's what I thought. That's so then I DM' him. So then I found his Instagram and then I sent him an invite message a couple and I commented on a couple of his posts. It was stupid. Just stupid.

2:27:02 All right, the answer is C. A cat jumping on the body before burial. A and B didn't even matter.

2:27:08 There's no winning here. What? And everyone knows that he's accounting for Bruce. So B actually meant D, which meant all of the above.

2:27:16 All the above was B. Yeah, which is D for Bruce. Yeah. How you like that? You can't do it.

2:27:25 That doesn't sound good. Tip. Stop. Okay. Yeah. I just thought to try to No, no. It's cool. Beat him in his own game. Yeah.

2:27:31 Which of the Real Housewives played the role of Lindsay Wallace in the 1978 movie Halloween?

2:27:38 Oh, we we lit that show. Yeah, we did. We did. Oh my god. It's one of the Richard sisters. And they wanted all the lights to look really really good on them.

2:27:45 It's going to be really embarrassing when you guys still get it wrong. Yeah. Oh my god. You guys are so [ __ ] Call Glee. It's time to go home.

2:27:55 The answer. Kyle Richards. WE WROTE IT. OW. [ __ ] FOR the documentarians who are following us.

2:28:07 They drew a dick on the back of their paper. I've seen it, too. I don't like it.

2:28:11 Do I get a point for rich lady with hair? Yes, you do. Yeah. Next question. Why did women look in the mirrors while walking downstairs at midnight on Halloween?

2:28:21 I know this one. What? To see their boyfriends. Oh, cute. I know, right? That is so cute.

2:28:28 I know. Deastating. No. Really? Yeah. I mean, it just feels like hopeless if you're single, you know?

2:28:39 But don't worry, you'll find someone soon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You know, like there's so many so many fish.

2:28:43 Yeah. Who needs a boy when you have family right mommy? Mhm. Yeah. No, for sure. I mean, it's just like, you know, when the baby comes eventually, I am going to, you know, want to be with my actual baby.

2:28:57 Yeah. with my and with and with my daddy and and with Will. My little daddy boy,

2:29:03 right? You don't have like feelings for for Will, right? For my husband. What? That is Oh my god, that is cra You're crazy.

2:29:17 Okay. Yeah, I was I was just I needed to just make sure. I was just making sure.

2:29:22 What's the multiple choice? There is no multiple choice [ __ ] Multiple choice.

2:29:25 Call me a [ __ ] one more time. [ __ ] what? You're going to hit me? No. You're going to hit a gay person? Have you lost?

2:29:37 You would never do that. Say, "I would never hit a gay person then." I would never hit a gay person then. Say it louder.

2:29:42 Don't say that then part. Just don't just say I would never hit a gay person. As an absolute.

2:29:46 I would never hit a gay person. I would not hit a gay person. Thank you, Bruce. I believed it when you said it.

2:29:54 I would never hit a gay person. I didn't even know you WERE GAY. OH MY GOD. THERE'S no winning.

2:30:00 Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Why would you even suggest that? The answer. Anyone want to shout it out?

2:30:04 Yes. We've got it. We'll say it all at the same time. Okay, this is perfect. Just repeat what they say immediately.

2:30:09 The answer is to see the other side. What did you say? See their boyfriends. All right, table three gets points. Nobody else does. Cuz I I you I I saw you just waiting for me to say it.

2:30:21 How does that make any sense? You've clearly never had a boyfriend. All right, explain it to them. Table three.

2:30:25 If you can see your boyfriend behind you, he's going to beat up the vampire. No. If you can see your boyfriend behind you, that means he's not a vampire. Boom. Diggity dog.

2:30:35 What? Exactly. Vampires have no reflection. That's really unsanitary. I've been putting my teeth on it. Everything's fine.

2:30:42 That's awful. All right, next question. Name the creamy French soup that is made from strained crustation.

2:30:57 So, this is a trap, right? Right. He doesn't want us to say bis. Do we say bis for him or do we say

2:31:05 chowder? Chowder. Yeah, that's good. Okay, now this feels like a trap. Yeah, it does. I'm not saying it.

2:31:10 That feels I'm not saying it. Crustation is a crab. Every time you've said lobster bisque, this guy's flipped aing switch and now he's asking us to deliberately say it. Tip. He's looking right at us right now. I don't know what is going on with G. He's freaking me out.

2:31:27 So, what blood type are you? Um, pretty sure I'm AB. Oh my god, that's perfect. Your husband is O negative, so the baby should be O negative as well.

2:31:38 I don't remember telling you that that Will was O negative. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did.

2:31:44 I'm just I feel like I don't remember. Like why would I be sharing? You're literally insane. You're literally crazy.

2:31:50 I talk about Will, but I don't share like his medical records and information. Right. Right. Right. It was probably only some paperwork or something that I filled out for you or took to the bank or something.

2:32:02 But why would Will Did you try that new bagel place? I was meaning to ask you. Pops.

2:32:07 Uh yeah, I I like Puffs. Yeah, I did too. It was good, right? Their coffee was yummy.

2:32:12 That's what I was thinking. And it's such a shame when bagel places don't have good coffee.

2:32:16 Right. It's either way too sugary or not at all. You're so He's just in the middle.

2:32:20 So funny. Jesus. Ever since you brought up the bis, he's been freaking out. My ass.

2:32:25 What the heck's up with that? Hey. Hey. You're not thinking about looking at the bisque, are you?

2:32:30 No. No. We were thinking about getting another round. We would probably get another round

2:32:37 cuz if if we were to go back there and and and and see it, it would just be like a a frozen ice block, right?

2:32:44 It would just be nothing. You know, the bis would be Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'll get you guys another round. You guys are so funny.

2:32:52 Yeah. If I ever catch you back there looking for that bis, it's it's not going to be good for any of us, right? Well, if it's just bisque, what's there to be scared of? You know,

2:33:04 tip, you're lucky. You're my friend. No. Or else I'd send your head through that table into the ground right now.

2:33:10 Never go looking for the bisque. Okay. Definitely not. No. Okay, I'll get that get that other round for you. All right.

2:33:20 All right, you guys. Okay. That just scared the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me. Anyone know the answer to that one?

2:33:34 Yeah, it's a lobster disc. Incorrect. Table two. Chowder. [ __ ] wrong. Table three. Can

2:33:43 Can we have a second? Yeah. Okay. G. Yeah. Lobster bisque. That's right. What the

2:33:59 Oh my god, I've never been more scared. Thank you guys for for for answering correctly.

2:34:03 You're welcome, G. And if you ever say lobster bisque again in my bar, I swear to God, I will put you in a cannon and launch you into the moon.

2:34:18 Got it. All right, moving on to our final question of the night. That's okay. What are you crying for? I cry when I see other people cry.

2:34:27 Oh my god, Bruce. God. Hey, get a grip. Final question. Do you know any vampires?

2:34:34 Do you be honest? Any any sightings, any locations where you might know of vampires? Just curious.

2:34:45 Except you haven't written anything. Oh, great. Sorry. I was thinking about there was this guy in Croatia and me and my friends like out at a club and he like was hitting on one of our friends and she was like stop hitting on me. He started like kissing her neck or whatever. Right. So then she goes back home and she gets back to the States and the next day there's like this rash on her neck. Right. And she said that at the club he was like biting her like he was like digging into her skin. Yes, [ __ ] So then she goes to the hospital and he was putting a softening agent on her neck to soften up her neck and eat her. They send FBI to his house. There's women there. Remains of women cuz he's been eating them.

2:35:21 Remains. Yes. Why would you tell me that right now? Oh, I don't know. It just reminded me of like a vampire. And

2:35:28 so, do we have to answer yes? Do you know a vampire? I don't like know him. We don't want to worry, Gar.

2:35:35 He's like, "No, I feel like he'd freak out." No. Let's just say no and tell him not to worry.

2:35:42 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Bruce, you got any? I don't think so. Table three.

2:35:48 Absolutely not. Don't worry. Don't worry, G. Thank you, guys. Yes, sir. All right. Ricky tip

2:35:54 you, G. Oh, the champions are the champions. Yay. [screaming] Everyone else is [ __ ] stupid except for you, Bruce.

2:36:08 E, if only we didn't know that already. One of these days it's going to be MLB themed

2:36:15 and we're going to smash it. G, can we get another round? You think Pipple's really bald?

2:36:27 Pitull has a quote. Let's stop wasting time getting wasted and have the time of our lives.

2:36:39 Gar. Yeah, Gar. Yes. Can I have another? You're drunk. No, I'm not. All right. To surviving death and a broken heart.

2:36:51 Cheers. I kind of feel like the more I drink, the so more sober I feel. That means it's good alcohol. Oh my god, it hurts so bad. It's like fire. It's a fire. You okay? Feels like fire. Okay.

2:37:06 Can we have the crab cream puff nachos? Yeah. Have you ever thought about the moment when you die? Do you think you go into darkness or do you think you go into the light? I think it's like that scene from Bruce Almighty where the room is a white psych. Beautiful wash. Wow. Watch this. Oh, I want to do that. I want to do that. I want

2:37:33 That was awful. Your one eye. You're the hostess. Your one eye is here. Wo. Wow.

2:37:39 You need some bread. Okay. Where did you get that? I got it at Crafty 4 days ago.

2:37:44 Oh, Britney's posting [ __ ] on her story just to get me just to get me jealous. Let me see. Let me see.

2:37:51 I miss her, dude. She puts that dog filter on from Snapchat. And I know that [ __ ] is going on Snapchat, taking the video, saving the video to her device, then going to Instagram and posting it. That's when you know they're trying.

2:38:02 Tip. Don't. Don't. Don't. Here. Here. Ricky, I swear to God don't wa easy, easy, easy. Barf in here, drink that.

2:38:18 Yeah, motherucker. Honestly, honestly, you know what? I can't I think Britney I think Britney's nice. I don't know. You two maybe should be together.

2:38:34 Thank you for saying that. It's just like what am I doing? You have someone who [ __ ] cares about you.

2:38:46 I think you got really close with that girl that wanted to um G. Can I get another I thought you got really close with that?

2:38:53 Anything. G can't just say we wrapped Siri rap. That means we drink. You need to calm down.

2:39:01 You ever see someone [ __ ] the back of a chair? Yes. Plenty of times. What? Times.

2:39:07 Yeah, Lenny. Another shot. He needs another one. This this this is Tips one for Hillary's ex-wife.

2:39:13 Oh, and you know what? I hated her for so long, but I actually don't know how I feel about her, but I think it's fine.

2:39:19 She's pretty. She's gorgeous. She's actually nice. She's pretty. What happened?

2:39:26 Uh, a lot. She came in with divorce papers. Oh my god. Yeah. Tip has to go to court. He's in a court battle right now. He has to get a lawyer and there's going to be a jury there.

2:39:36 Oh my god. Did you sign [ __ ] I almost died. No, I died for 2 minutes. Shut up.

2:39:43 Did you go to heaven or hell? Tell the truth. Dumb. It was dark. There were angels.

2:39:51 Oh my god, that sounds like heaven, but also hell. Tip, you're drooling all over yourself.

2:39:56 Yeah. Are you okay? This guy looked at death [ __ ] straight in the face. So, I died for 2 minutes and now I'm back and alcohol. It doesn't I barely scratched the surface. I can't feel it.

2:40:08 Jealous. Yeah, I'm barely drunk. I don't even know how many shots I've had. Me, too.

2:40:14 I know we should. I shouldn't. But I want to call her. Call her. You should call her.

2:40:23 Yeah, I want to call her. I want to call her. lover. Call her kiss her kisser hugger. YEAH. LET'S PLUG THIS IN. GAR.

2:40:43 It is plugged in. God damn. You were just singing at the top of your lungs. That was incredible, man.

2:40:49 Sorry about being mean to you before. Tip. Tip, I think you should call her. Yeah,

2:41:11 you probably need to call her and tell her what just happened there. Let's call her. We're going to leave her a voicemail cuz she's always on do not disturb so she can win sweep stakes. Okay, let's call her up. I'm going to put on speaker. Okay,

2:41:24 baby. Baby, I'm here with Rick. Hey Brad, how's it going? It's Ricky. We're doing very well. We miss you. I love you. I need you. We're at Gar Bar. [cough and clears throat]

2:41:36 Ricky's chest hurts. We think it's co. We're going to sing I got you someone to sing a song for you. Timmy like [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Put it in my butt. I'ming from the Hello Britney. This is the FBI. We're calling you to let you know that someone is in love with you.

2:41:57 Yes, we should call Will. That's her husband. Uh, hi. Hi, honey. Oh, he didn't pick up.

2:42:02 Um, we're okay. We're just Hey, Daddy. It's your favorite little tweet. I've had 25 shots and I feel so much fire deep inside of me and it [ __ ] hurts.

2:42:13 If you order the lobster bisque, I will kill you. That's good. Hang up. going to call it soon. You left.

2:42:30 Tip. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's here. Baby. Tip. I was next door getting more bubbles cuz you know I'm a bubble girl. I got

2:42:40 Did you get my voicemail, baby? I did. The FBI said that someone's here and who loves me. I'm guessing it's you.

2:42:46 Ricky, look. Britney's here. Sit. Sit. Please. Oh. Oh my god. Hi, Britney. Oh, baby. Please take a seat.

2:42:59 She showed up. You're perfect. She showed up. I missed having fun. Call your husband.

2:43:03 Tell her she showed up. I love you so much. Look at Ricky's haircut. Oh my god. Ricky, I love your hair.

2:43:11 You do? Yes. You look so good. Thank you. There's something new about you, too. Stop. You know my fingertips are tickling.

2:43:21 You guys are You guys are You guys [clears throat] are cute together. I got all the voicemails, baby. I got all the voicemails.

2:43:27 Let's get remarried. Well, get remarried. Really? And I'll buy you whatever you want at Ulta.

2:43:32 Bridge over troubled water. That was beautiful, Ricky. I'm I'm happy for you guys.

2:43:40 Thank you. I listened to all the two voicemails you left me. Did you listen to the song? Were you the one that was singing?

2:43:46 Oh my god. Yes. It's crazy. The guy I'm talking to is like a really famous singer. He's in like an a capella group.

2:43:52 Oh my god. Who's that? Scott Hanging. Scott Huang. Um from Pentatonics. Honey Tony. I'm so happy for you.

2:44:00 We're just in the talking phase. I restricted him on Instagram. So, okay. Tip. Look at me.

2:44:07 Hold my [clears throat] hand. T. I've been thinking a lot about my self worth. You know, that was what I was worried about. And I've been thinking and you know I'm good. I'm sad. All I want is you. It's all about you. Tip. Tip and Britney. Remember the song we used to sing.

2:44:27 Tip and Ricky. Tip and Brittany. Come on now. You're just testing me to my wife's self worth. I'm really happy for you guys.

2:44:44 Thanks, Rick. I think you guys are great. I think you're great. I know. I'm drunk as a skunk.

2:44:50 It's okay. We always are. I love you. And Ricky's here. And look, Ricky's finally opening up with his romantic side.

2:44:58 Oh my god. Congrats. I love you. And I know the error of my ways. And I will be better.

2:45:05 Tip. I know you'll be better. I know. You're already touching me right now. I'm Mr. Touch so much.

2:45:10 Mr. Touch so much. You guys are cute. Cheers. I couldn't have done it without my boy by my side.

2:45:17 Cheers. You know what? I'd love to just scratch this off, but Ricky, I'd love for you to join, too. We're basically a family anyway. Come on.

2:45:27 Come on. Come on. It's her sweep stakes. We do it every night. What do I do? Ricky, sit here.

2:45:33 Just grab my hand. Take a seat. Grab my hand and then we'll scratch off. All right. All right. Scratch it. Okay,

2:45:38 everyone. Hold on. Okay. Come on. This the one. This the one. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out. Scratch out. Going to win big one day.

2:45:50 I didn't win. But that's okay cuz we won. Cheers. She's expecting she's going to be a mother.

2:45:59 One day I'll be a mom. You know, for I expect to one day be a mom. You know, you're not

2:46:05 pregnant. What are you talking about? That's just my shape. Of course. Of course.

2:46:11 Period. Haven't had one in a while. Here comes the prank. [screaming] Yay. Oh, WHAT? OH MY GOD. Look at him.

2:46:32 Oh. Oh, baby. Who's ready to get married? Let me see that. a hot bride of yours.

2:46:39 That's me. That's me. Oh, we got to be under an hour or else it's more money. Hey, Elvis.

2:46:49 What's up, mama? Hey, Elvis seems a little drunk. Drunk? If I was drunk, would I be able to do this? YEAH. YEAH. He is [ __ ] up. I love you. You should stay for the wedding.

2:47:10 I love you too, darling. You sure you want to do this thing? Yeah, of course she's sure.

2:47:16 He's like my man. Why don't I just marry you guys? What? You don't have the skills to do this. It takes a lot of grip

2:47:24 to do what I do. Mama. Oh my god. Don't drink during my wedding. He's so drunk.

2:47:28 No, this is just liquid courage, baby. Aka pure ethanol. I guess I'll join in. It would actually be pretty [ __ ] awesome if you did officiate. Offici

2:47:42 Yeah. Yeah. Fishy. I mean, I've never done it, but I would do it for you. Would you? I mean, I I ulogized you. Feels only right.

2:47:51 Have you guys ever read this book before? It's so big. We got to get him out of here.

2:48:00 Now, what we need is our friends. I just hear friends. Oh my god. OH, IS THAT EASY TOP?

2:48:08 Damn guard. Where'd you get those flowers? I found them outside, Britney. Those are dead.

2:48:14 I think they reflect your beauty. Thank you. They got a zip tie on them. Oh my god. Just like I do.

2:48:20 Here you go, Rick. You see don't look like a piece of [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up. This is awesome.

2:48:24 Here you go for what? For the married man. Will you put it on me? If I had a ball and chain to wrap around your ankle. Hey, not in front OF THE WALL.

2:48:34 OH, YEAH. All right, that's that's probably good enough. I don't really know how to do the rest.

2:48:38 I don't actually have no idea how to do this. Who's this? You're supposed to be Elvis, but I think it was Tom Sandal.

2:48:44 I haven't seen you in decades. I thought you were dead. And I thought you were Zub. Put her there. Always be ready when you're in the presence of the king.

2:48:56 Wa wa. Oh my god. That felt like electricity. Wow, we got a lot to discuss, Elvis.

2:49:03 Indeed, we do. Why don't you come follow me and we'll sit down over there off camera?

2:49:08 You got pills over there. Sure. All right, mama. Let's go. Oh god. This is why his heart restarting his lawn mower.

2:49:21 Do all Elvis impersonators die at the end? Oh yeah, baby. Oh, mama. I love love love. I would cry if I wasn't severely dehydrated.

2:49:38 Yeah, dehydrated. Cuz what you got in that flask there? Oh, just some liquid courage, aka E85 ethanol. I just go straight to the gas station and pour it in and drink it up, baby.

2:49:53 Yeah, likely story. Is this casting a shadow on my bride? Oh my god, Tip, I love you. You're so nice.

2:50:00 Ricky, do you think this light is too harsh? No, I think it's all kind of harsh. Maybe I could use this as a flag.

2:50:07 No, no, no. It looks good. Get Get back over here. Get back over here. Let's pretend. Let's do a little rehearsal. We didn't get to have that, so let's do it real quick. Okay.

2:50:16 I thought you died so long ago, Elvis. I've died and lived many lives, baby. Is that so?

2:50:23 That's right, baby. Are you a vampire? A vampire? If a vampire is all about sucking the life out of people with my terrific performances, leaving them bone dry, then baby, I'm a vampire. Oh, yeah. Mama,

2:50:43 do you know what you're going to say? No. Oh, well, you're going to have to know that.

2:50:47 Okay. Um, do will you on your after death, you guys got to stay together? Yes or no? Yes or no?

2:50:55 What? After I die, are we staying together? I'm just confused. What does yes mean? Was no. Oh,

2:51:00 yes. We'll stay together. No, we won't. Yes. No, it has to be more romantic than that, Ricky. You have to you have to talk about like like

2:51:06 to to to having a hold for the rest of your lives through sickness and health and in his apartment

2:51:13 and in your apartment. Are you guys going to stay in your apartment? Life feels too harsh. I'm sorry. Yep. tip.

2:51:27 Yeah, sorry. Okay, I'm going to practice my vows. Okay, I'm going to use this really quick.

2:51:33 Okay, tip. Tip. Is that a nice little shot? Freddy's going to practice her vows.

2:51:38 She can do light the scene. Baby, I only want to get married one more time, so I want this to look good.

2:51:44 Okay. I thought I'd never say this, but you sure you want to get married to this guy? You know, I don't take too kindly to vampires, but I got to admit, you're kind of funny. What if you and I started a show where we ate all kinds of foods? Called it something like Good Mythical Morning or something.

2:52:06 Whoa, mama. That sounds sounds like a deal. You got it. I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him. Tip, get youring ass over here.

2:52:19 Thank you. Here we go. Okay, I'm going to practice my vows. All right. Okay. Tip

2:52:28 since the day I Maybe we turn these lights off. [gasps and sighs] Right. I mean, I could have a dark wedding, but I'd love for us to show up in the pictures.

2:52:37 I just wanted to have mood lighting. I want there to be mood lighting. I want it to be romantic. It's just too

2:52:43 Ricky, I can't believe you don't agree with me. You want people to see your woman?

2:52:49 Sorry. Okay. Thank you, documentarians. Finally, they're doing something. That [ __ ] guy just went over there and turned the light off.

2:52:56 OH MY GOD. IT'S LIKE A SPOTLIGHT for me. All right. Jesus is in the room. Let's start on this book.

2:53:03 Okay, I will focus now. I won't make it about the art. I'm so sorry. So, you Britney Davine Davine. It's Louisianian.

2:53:15 Do you beautiful contestants in this game called take each other to be bride and groom for the rest of your day?

2:53:26 Use this as a gel. Oh my god. Like a perfect gel. Those are my Takis. LOOK AT THAT. THAT SOFTENED IT.

2:53:36 Do you guys get that? I'm not worried about this part. I'm worried about the light. I think the best thing I should do is just say one word and then you guys get married cuz I don't think Tiff's going to last.

2:53:44 What word do you want to say? No, during the ceremony I'll focus is just before part while we're waiting for everyone to get here. I just just nervous and when I'm nervous I work.

2:53:51 I think you should say married and me say yeah. Where the [ __ ] are our friends?

2:53:57 I don't know. They got a park. And where did that cake come from? I don't know.

2:54:01 What is that? I object. Just kidding. I'm sorry I'm late. Sebastian. Yeah. Hey, I'm late. I know. I tried to find a cake, but it looks like you already got one. I tried to go to Milk Bar for their Taco Bell collab. They have a taste leches.

2:54:15 What's that mean? Nice. Three milks. Oh, and then I texted Jessica Boss and she wouldn't help me out.

2:54:21 Jessica Boss. No, not the best alphab. Jessica Boss, the cake boss's daughter. Oh, the guy who ruined his hand.

2:54:30 What? What? It's okay. So glad you're here. No, that was just a hands up. You can put the gift.

2:54:39 Yeah, you Sorry, I brought crafty. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. You can put it in the bag.

2:54:44 Um, so I'm just going to sit on the this side then. Yeah. No, I don't have anyone coming.

2:54:48 Oh my god. I have a gift for you. [gasps] Oh my god. Not you. Oh, tip. Ricky, you know how I never like to take my shirt off?

2:54:58 Yeah. Well, there's a reason. Oh, Lord. Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh my god. I'm not done. It can do more.

2:55:28 Oh, I whip my tail back and forth. I whip my tail back and forth. I whip my tail back and forth. I whip my tail back and forth. Oh my god. Can you please Can you please put your shirt back on?

2:55:39 Yes. Thank you. Do you guys still like me? Yeah, of course we do. You just don't ever need to do that again.

2:55:46 I thought it was fun, charming, and a wonderful addition to my wedding. You may sit.

2:55:51 Thank you. I'm here for the meet and greet. Thank you. Sorry. I'm like there was a pope on the road. [screaming]

2:56:00 Guess what, baby? They were filming Vanderpump Rules, the reboot down the street. So, I got you their grip box. So, you can sit on it and actually be at eye level with your Y.

2:56:08 Hey, Lane. You're welcome. Hey, Elaine. What's up, Ricky? Oh, killing it in the fob.

2:56:15 I kept it up. Let's test Let's test out this little thing here. Let's see if it's good for your little eye level. Oh, it's so cute.

2:56:23 Oh my god. This is what I've always dreamed of. Elaine, you really were the missing piece. Amazing. Uh, what's with this big ass tank?

2:56:33 We don't know. I don't know. We don't know what that's for. Is it cheesy as [ __ ] that we have everybody here except Nick? And I kind of miss him. Sebastian brought us Crafty. You brought me an Apple box. I just feel like we have our whole crew here except honestly except Nick.

2:56:48 Yeah, I wish Nick was here. I'm here. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Happy birthday, Mr. President. What the heck? Who? How did you get here? You guys drunk dialed me and I liked it. OH, WE DID. NICK, I'm reviewing my reviewing my vows.

2:57:12 Hey, Nick. How's it going? I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. Come to the vows.

2:57:17 Hi, Nick. It's Britney. Don't know much about you or who you are or what you look like, but I'd love for you to be my ring bear.

2:57:24 We have to go. Is the kitchen's closing. Bye, Nick. Bye, Nick. Bye, Nick. Well, why'd you come in a big cake?

2:57:33 It's my gift for you guys. I made this. OH, GOD. NICK. SO, it's not me that smells like [ __ ]

2:57:39 No, I'm wearing a diaper. Well, you're just saying how we missed you Nick. Yeah.

2:57:43 Really? That was like movie magic. I have another gift for you guys. Is it an edible cake?

2:57:48 My gift is mood lighting. I'm going to create the sexiest, moodiest lighting for you guys right now. The second we got in here, Nick, I said that this was too big of a general wash.

2:57:59 Exactly. I brought all my gels and all my remote controlled lights. All right, Nick. Let's get you out of that cake.

2:58:06 I'm starruck. Oh, much mama. This is for my blood brothers, boys. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh. home.

2:58:23 Did he steal that from set? They better not be on payroll. If that belongs to CBS, we're [ __ ]

2:58:28 Oh my god. I love you guys. I would die for you guys. Thank you. OH MY GOD. I don't know what this is. It's the blood moon. If you guys ever played Zelda, you know when the blood moon comes out, the bad guys come back to life.

2:58:49 No. What? No. It's a gel. How do you know about the blood moon? Wow, you guys look beautiful. Thanks, Nick. This is the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.

2:59:02 All right, I have to get back to set. So Oh, can we We have to get back to set, too.

2:59:07 Let's start. Let's do this. All right. Points, points, points. Here I come with my wedding day. Oh my god, this is happening. Hi. Hi. Here I come. Who's coming? It's the bride. Oh, Tiffy looks so good. I'm almost there. Here I am. It's our wedding day.

2:59:38 It felt like forever. Yeah, it was. Dearly beloved, who presents you Britney Duvalene? I present myself because my sorority from the makeup school did not show.

2:59:53 Okay. And who presents you, Tip? Just kidding. Me and all of our friends right here. Okay. Do you both want to do this?

3:00:03 I do. I absolutely want to do this. Okay. And Tip, just want to say, buddy, like you're a really good guy and like I always vow to be there for you and I vow to be like a good friend to you. And no matter if you're getting married, I vow to spend any night you want and I will stay until 2 am and finish the game.

3:00:23 Sorry, it's our wedding. Could I do my vows instead of you doing your vows at my wedding?

3:00:28 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I just I wanted to get that out because that's what like a priest does. I feel like that a priest does do that a little.

3:00:35 All right. Okay. All right. Britney. Britney. My little tip. I love you. Oh, that's okay. All right, [screaming]

3:00:53 okay. Tip, do you have any vows to anything to say to me? I do. Every morning at the crack of dawn when I hear thunkk thunkk, I know it's tails lights up and I get to see you at early morning call. Vroom vroom vroom. I hear your car. And I know the grip truck's home. It's a really loud Mustang. And I know I get to sit in the front seat with you.

3:01:22 Yeah. Me, you beautiful, beautiful hair. Thank you. That Elaine just cut. That looks amazing on you.

3:01:32 Thank you. I don't know what I would do in my life. Every time I'm disgusted or sad or depressed, I just I just I call you points and you're there.

3:01:45 Points. You're my points. You're my points. I love you. You will always have a place first on my call sheet. First on the call sheet's most important. All right. In sickness and in health, when you guys are both bedridden and [ __ ] in your pants, do you still take each other to be husband and wife?

3:02:14 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now I will read a psalm. He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life, but he that openeth his wide his lips shall have destruction.

3:02:27 Give me another. Would you like another please? Revelation. And the woman which thou sawest is that great city which reignth over the kings of the earth. And the t horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the [ __ ] and shall make her desolate and naked and burn her with fire.

3:02:50 Oh. All right. Let's get those rings out, shall we? Yay. Okay. Oh my god. All right. This one.

3:02:56 The big one's mine. Yeah, the big one's for Britney. She's a size 10 which hard to find. Okay. Do you take Britney Dublin as your wife forever?

3:03:09 There's sickness in a health. I the wed. Oh my god. I'm married. [crying] Excellent.

3:03:22 Okay, Britney. Mhm. Do you take Tip, my best friend, my soulmate and partner in life, at work mainly? Do you take him through sickness and health to be your forever husband?

3:03:38 I don't care about the talk anymore. I do. Okay. Uh, I now pronounce Britney and Tip husband and wife. You make surprise.

3:03:52 Oh. Oh. Oh, gross. Rex, baby, what the scratch your can? Oh, you think I can win? I think you can win. Okay. Okay. Oh god. Oh god.

3:04:03 Okay, you ready? Yeah. Let's go. 3 2 1 Oh my [screaming] god. I want an iPad. Oh my god.

3:04:12 An iPad 12. We just got to go to Tallahassee to pick it up. Oh my [screaming] god.

3:04:18 Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she beautiful? Is she beautiful? Oh, take this. Come on, T. Let's go. Help me out this time. THERE WE GO.

3:04:32 POINTS. POINTS. POINTS. See you guys later. Okay, I'm going to toss my flowers. Come on.

3:04:45 Who's going to get married next? Okay. All right. Okay. Gather up behind ME. FACE THIS WAY. Who's gonna get it? Who's going to get it? Here we go. And [screaming and cheering]

3:05:03 yes, [screaming] I LOVE YOU. OH MY GOSH, I'm so happy. Oh my god, I'm so happy.

3:05:16 [screaming] Thank you all for coming to my wedding. I know how much you loved me. I'd love to hear some speeches from all of you if you've got anything to say.

3:05:29 It's not a speech, but I just want to tell you if Tip ever died, I would take care of you. I would marry you.

3:05:37 Oh, wow. And I would replace him because Tip is my brother and you are my now my sister.

3:05:43 Wow. And you know what? But if Tip ever dies and you replace Tip and then Britney, if you ever die, I can replace Britney and I will take CARE OF YOU.

3:05:53 AND YOU know what, Britney? If you die, I will take care of Tip. What about if the king ever dies?

3:06:02 Oh, he's got a toothpick. I need one of those. That man is drunk. I know. Too many Maxard lemonades. You know what I mean?

3:06:10 What are you going to do when I die? When you die, I'll hopefully be dead, too. But until that time, I just want to say, Britney, to you and and Tip and Ricky, I think I speak for all of us when I say I have no idea what a grip is,

3:06:25 but you and and Tip, you guys got a grip on each other. That is Thank you. a gorilla grip on each other. That I think is

3:06:34 of America doesn't work on a set and knows what a grip is. Yeah. But it doesn't matter, you know, because what matters is the heart.

3:06:41 The love with my little tip. I'd like to make a speech. Oh my god. Please. I uh wish you had hard alcohol here.

3:06:50 Yeah, me too. Period. Ricky and Tip are not the easiest to work with. Um but we've known each other for years and you've been in and out. And I just hope you know that they are some of the most earnest

3:07:08 Mhm. hardworking guys I have ever met. And they still owe an apology to Robert Irwin.

3:07:16 Um they called Bindy Irwin a crocodile [ __ ] Oh god. Is that what they're talking about? Stingers all the time.

3:07:22 Yeah. You know what? I JUST WANT TO DANCE [screaming] MUSIC. That's Oh. Oh, I'm very gay.

3:07:38 Okay. All right. Nice. Yeah. [screaming] It's my wedding night. [sighs] Was really nice of the mass singer to let us use this sound stage for my wedding.

3:07:54 Yeah, it looks so good. They lit it very well. Wow. So Britney just she just wears what she wears, but it's in white.

3:08:05 I don't ask too many questions. Yeah, looks good though. Congrats. Thank you for doing that today.

3:08:12 Oh, honestly, it was kind of freeing to read from that Bible. What do you mean? I don't know. Like, I felt alive. You thinking about maybe reading more? I don't know. I've always thought about getting a hobby. Now that you're married, I should get a hobby. Look at this. Me committing you reading.

3:08:34 Committing to him. Look at you. Look at us. You're a Christian and I'm a husband.

3:08:41 Congrats to us. Grip guys, forever though. Forever. Speaking of, I got a 101. I got to leak my face off.

3:08:49 No, actually, me too. I've held it for a long time. I'm going to piss a [ __ ] river. Your wife took a long time coming down that aisle. Boy, she loves taking her time. Well, she's like a casserole. Casserole of eye makeup and and and promises. You guys are going to be super happy. Let's go piss. Okay. [sighs] Oh, look at that. This [ __ ] light's still on. How the [ __ ] do you turn this thing off?

3:09:31 Close the woman's barn door. Oh my god damn. Points. Let's leave this whole walkway open, guys. Points.

3:09:39 Points. I got a piece of [ __ ] and tits. Let me call you back. I haven't seen you in like a decade. [sighs]

3:10:00 I've been busy. You still in the force? Basically, I've been uh keeping an eye out trying to see if I get any tips, any clues on whereabouts, if you know what I mean.

3:10:14 Oh, yeah. Does that mean he's moving locations? He's moving locations. God damn it. Are you filming this?

3:10:28 Oh, I'm not. This is uh Are you filming me right now? Yeah. Ricky and Tip have all these guys.

3:10:33 Did someone hear what I was saying? It's possible. Delete this footage. All right. How do I turn this thing off?

3:10:43 No. Please. Please. I mean no harm. Goodbye. Sorry, I have my glasses on. The documentarian don't care. Did we slate? I missed. We did.

3:11:01 I was like, are we starting? Sometimes you just got to find a different wind. Your your little butt did.

3:11:08 Your little This is for my blood brothers, boys. These hairy legs. I need to sleep next to him.

3:11:22 Hi. Do you know what's going on? Hi, Britney. Stay tuned for Grip Guys, followed by Young Sheldon, only on UPN.

3:11:37 UPN what? Blood. Great.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Grip Guys: The Full Series"?

Tip (Host), Britney (Guest), Ricky (Guest), Sebastian (Guest), Nick (Guest).

What is "Grip Guys: The Full Series" about?

"Grip Guys: The Full Series" explores the casual banter and camaraderie of a group of friends in the entertainment industry, highlighting their humorous takes on aging actors, personal struggles with mental health, and the challenges of working in the entertainment world while sharing lighthearted moments over snacks and games. The series combines relatable anecdotes with reflections on the…

What is mentioned in this Smosh episode?

12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Vic Tip, Dylan Efron, Vivica, Neil Patrick Harris, Scott Hoy, Vanderpump Rules. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Grip Guys: The Full Series"?

The episode runs 3 h 12 min; the transcript is about 34,615 words in 1221 timestamped sections.

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