Painting & Chatting About Smosh Hospital

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Smosh Hospital, January 16th, Bit City, Smosh The Sitcom
2. 10:00 – 20:00: January 16th, Bit City, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Teletubbies, January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Bit City, JoJo Siwa
5. 40:00 – 50:00: January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Trixie Mattel, January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: Grey's Anatomy, Kate Walsh, January 16th
8. 1:10:00 – 1:20:00: January 16th, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom
9. 1:20:00 – 1:30:00: Kate Walsh, January 16th, Promline Deluxe
10. 1:30:00 – 1:35:05: January 16th, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom

Notable quotes from "Painting & Chatting About Smosh Hospital"

• It's on January 16th. What's it called?

  about January 16th · at 5:01

• [Arasha] Vintage fun. - For 250 tickets, then you guys will be able to choose the next escape room group of characters. That is a Bit City segment we have where a group of characters to throw 'em into an escape room, they gotta make it out.

  about Bit City · at 6:46

• And guys, guess what, if you buy the ticket for Smosh Hospital at live.smosh.com, We're also gonna be throwing in the Smosh The Sitcom Live Show... - What?

  about Smosh The Sitcom · at 7:35

• Smosh summer games JoJo Siwa Cruise.

  about JoJo Siwa · at 38:09

• I don't know. - Three. Trixie Mattel.

  about Trixie Mattel · at 50:15

• Oh yeah. - You know what fun fact about me, Kate Walsh, who's in Grey's Anatomy.

  about Kate Walsh · at 1:01:45

• I want everyone to look out for Promline Deluxe.

  about Promline Deluxe · at 1:25:44

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Kate Walsh — Person · 6 mentions · first at 1:01:47
• Trixie Mattel — Person · 2 mentions · first at 50:15
• JoJo Siwa — Person · 1 mention · first at 38:09

Companies & orgs

• Smosh — Company · 10 mentions

Products & tech

• Promline Deluxe — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:25:44

Concepts & topics

• January 16th — Concept · 11 mentions · first at 5:01
• Smosh Hospital — Concept · 7 mentions · first at 4:44
  Guys, welcome to the Smosh Hospital Talking Points for livestream and marketing. Just kidding. (laughs) - That was great. And everyone in here loved that.
• Smosh The Sitcom — Concept · 7 mentions · first at 7:42
• Bit City — Concept · 5 mentions · first at 6:53
• Grey's Anatomy — Concept · 4 mentions · first at 1:01:26
  I made a good decision. - You guys. I didn't wanna be a doctor, but I did watch all of Grey's Anatomy during my dog walking days, and I was obsessed.
• Teletubbies — Concept · 3 mentions · first at 7:02
  If you want the Teletubbies in there.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 (upbeat music) (upbeat music continues) (upbeat music continues) (Angela imitates patient monitor blipping) - The patient's coding. Just kidding, the patient's painting. - Yeah. (laughs) - Woo! - Wow. (people applauding) That was awesome. - That was great. - That was so really good. - Guys, welcome to the Smosh Hospital Talking Points for livestream and marketing. Just kidding. (laughs) - That was great. And everyone in here loved that. - Everybody in here loved it. Guys, we're on the big city stage. We're painting and we are selling tickets for our newest live show that the promo just came out.

5:01 It's on January 16th. What's it called? - [Group] It's called Smosh Hospital. - Yes. - Woo! (people applauding) We have been in rehearsals for this. And it's so funny, so fun. It's truly gonna be so fun. - So funny and today we have some... 'Cause if we're live, we don't have, we're not live with that incentives, right? - Of course not. - That's true. - Right. - Of course not. - For the amount of tickets we sell. There's different incentives we have on the board. - Check 'em in the back. - The tickets you could buy at live.smosh.com. - [Group] Smosh.com - If you buy your ticket with us today, you get to fuck with our paintings a little bit.

5:37 Not really, but we're gonna mess with each other. We're gonna make some prank calls. - Yep. - Whoa. - You guys can vote on different... Oh, oh. The painting that you guys vote on. If you buy enough tickets, you can vote on a painting that will be on the back of the hospital set. (canvas thudding) - [Tommy] It'll be on set on the day. - [Ian] And Tommy's already got started on his painting. - [Trevor] Yeah. - Listen, I know we'll be passing our paintings around every 69 tickets. So I wanted to get a good foundation before we started.

6:02 So I'm doing some shading on a pot. - [Angela] That's right. - [Arasha] Other than that, what else do we got? - Every 69 tickets we sell... - What I said was important. - [Arasha] Shut up. (laughs) Go on. - Every 69 tickets we sell, we are going to move our paintings to the left and give full consent to that painter to do whatever they'd like. (Tommy grunting) We've been asked not to make these paintings crude because one of them, if you buy enough tickets, we'll be on the set. - [Group] Yes. - Yes. - [Crew] What other incentives are there?

6:28 - Are there. (laughs) - Okay, once we sell a hundred tickets, you guys, you have to do this so we can make a prank call. Okay? - [Tommy] You have to do this. You have to do this. - You have to do this. You can put in the chat who you want us to prank call. We may or may not listen to you, but how fun is that? Prank calls, come on. - [Tommy] That's super fun. - Incredibly fun. - [Arasha] So fun, I love a prank call. - Just like old fashioned, vintage fun. (laughs) 250 tickets... - [Arasha] Vintage fun. - For 250 tickets, then you guys will be able to choose the next escape room group of characters. That is a Bit City segment we have where a group of characters to throw 'em into an escape room, they gotta make it out.

7:00 And you guys can decide who you want. If you want the Teletubbies in there. If you want a bunch of Arasha characters in there, if you want. - Were you there? Were you there when we were pitching the ladies? - Just ladies. - The ladies. - Instead of gentlemens. - [Group] Ladies. - Ladies. - Ladies. (laughs) - Ladies. - Ladies or nurses. - Nurses. - Nurses, janitors. - That sounds too much like what's happening on January 16th? What's that, Trev? - Uncles. - God. January 16th. - [Tommy] Oh, at 7:00 PM. - I think I'm free that...

7:26 - [Tommy] PST. - I think I'm free that day. - [Tommy] I don't think you're free that day. - Wait a minute. Is that the day of Smosh Hospital Live? - That's right, it is. - Yes. - Oh! - Yes it is, Trevor. And guys, guess what, if you buy the ticket for Smosh Hospital at live.smosh.com, We're also gonna be throwing in the Smosh The Sitcom Live Show... - What? - That we filmed last year. - Last year's vibe? - What? - Get out, that's a good deal. - That's right, last year's vibe, and it'll be available immediately. - Immediately?

7:54 - So if I don't know what that is while I take a big old gulp of paint water, explain what Smosh The Sitcom is. - Well Smosh The Sitcom Live is a live show that we did last year featuring the same kind of wacky hijinx that we're gonna get up to in Smosh Hospital. But it was in the format of like a cheesy 90s sitcom. It was a lot of fun. It was a very crazy night. And we thought it'd be a fun thing to throw in there for you guys, for the folks that that missed it last time or the folks that just wanna see it again.

8:22 So we threw it in there. It's free with purchase of your ticket for Smosh Hospital. - Incredible. - Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. - Okay. I'm hearing you out. - We're hearing you out. - Toddlers escape room. - I love that. - Okay. - So that's for the audience to decide. But I love that you're excited about it. - You know, just inspiring them. 'cause they're gonna inspire me back because I need some suggestions of what I should paint so. - And, okay, so we're taking suggestions for what Arasha should paint. We're also going through the rest of the incentives. If we sell 400 tickets today, you guys can vote on which painting makes the live stream.

8:54 That's really important. - Yep. - Everyone, our team is a really important team and you get to be a part of them. If you sell 400 tickets. (laughs) 600 tickets, we're gonna release the award show bloopers. That's right, The Smoshcers, - [Group] The Smoshcer bloopers. - Oh my God. There were bloopers. I thought we did everything perfectly and didn't make any mistakes. (laughs) - It was a one shot. It was perfect. - So we did fake bloopers for you to watch. (laughs) - Seven hours of footage? - [Crew] There was seven hours of footage for the awards.

9:22 - Seven hours? - Is the bloopers seven hours? - No, in total. - Oh, so the six. So it's six hours. - [Crew] So there's a lot. - Wow. - Six hours of bloopers. Seven hours of footage. - One survivor. - Six hours. (laughs) (Angela and Tommy imitates song) (laughs) - Okay. I gotta take suggestions from the room, if not the chat. What am I drawing? And also, should I do it like this? Pallet on the easel? You know what I mean? (Trevor grunting) - [Tommy] Also, I feel like we should maybe just bring up what the whole format of the sitcom is. - [Angela] I was gonna say...

9:56 - Or not sitcom. Smosh Hospital. - [Arasha] Smosh Hospital. - If you watch, Try Not To Laughs. Imagine try not to laugh, but long form. What's that long form mean? Short form is like, we're doing little bits for 30 seconds. Try not to laugh. We're trying to make each other laugh, but we got a long scene. - [Arasha] Mm. Mm. - And a story - You mean for the Smosh Hospital, we got a long scene in the story. Yes. - Yes. Yes. - Yes, it's a lot of fun. It's very good. - [Angela] What is everyone painting? (laughs) - I'm doing a classic kitten hanging off a branch and it says hang in there.

10:27 - [Tommy] Oh, that's good. That's good hospital. - I feel like that's good for like a hospital art. - [Tommy] That's good hospital. That's really good hospital. - [Arasha] That's so sweet. - That's really cute. - So far, I've got a bowl going. There's not any paint on it yet. - [Tommy] Oh. What kind of bowl? - Like a normal one. (canvas thudding) - [Ian] Oh, I feel like... - I think fruit are gonna end up in it, but you know, we'll see where the day takes us. - [Angela] How do you spell syringe? - [Crew] Arasha. - S-Y.

10:47 - [Group] S-Y-R. - R-I-N-G-E. - Yes. I am painting a pot. - Yeah. - I'm working on the shading. I haven't painted in a long time. I'm working on a pot with flowers. 'cause it's very hospital but it'll be passed around and ruined, I'm sure. - [Angela] Passed around and ruined. - [Arasha] I'm sure. - I'm sure. - Okay. And then I am taking suggestions as I figure out how to work this thing. So tell me what I should draw. Remember that it will be potentially on the set of our show Smosh Hospital on January 16th. - [Tommy] That's right, that's right.

11:22 - So, you know, you can think hospital waiting room. What would you like to see in a hospital waiting room that you've never seen before? - [Angela] I'm painting a martini with a syringe coming out of it 'cause that'd be weird at a hospital. - [Arasha] Wait, that's so cute. - That's so nurse coded. I love that. - [Arasha] Oh wait, did you still need to spell it? - Can you read that? - So... - Gotcha, gotcha. - I don't know what it was about. - I got it. I got it. Okay, so when we do release the bloopers, by the way, six hours of footage, probably not six hours, but it's a lot of bloopers. That's gonna be for everyone.

11:53 - Not just members. - Not just members. - So if you sell enough tickets, you could give the community that watches Smosh this blooper gift. We are already at 150 tickets. (hands thudding) - Wow. - Yes! Thank you. - Guys, that's so cool. - Darn second. - Which means we're prank calling. - We're prank calling already. - Already? - And we're switching paintings. - But you haven't even started, have you? - I have a blank canvas. (laughs) - It's whoever lands on that it's like a bitch. - I got my basic structure put together so nobody can mess with it.

12:22 Well, they're only gonna improve it. - I only just created the perfect shade of brown for my bowl. - Oh. - Toss the palette as well. - Would you like my brown? - Ugh. - My... - Are we passing... - Really good. - Clockwise? - To the left. - To the left. - To the left. - To the left. - Thank you. - You give me that. - Oh, this looks... - You good. - Thank you - You know, you don't have to spend any more time on the pot. I'm sure it'll be fine. - You like that? - I'll take it, sure. - If you wanna start, you take... - Oh my God, you're shading and everything.

12:46 - If you wanna start on the flowers, you are more than welcome to. - Wait. I'm pissed off. I wanted to paint mine. (laughs) - Quick, buy tickets fast so we can get back around to our original. (laughs) - Okay. So let me see some options in the chat of cast members or other businesses, we should prank call. - [Crew] Yeah, pitches. Pitches for prank calls. I'm letting you know. - [Trevor] Wait Arasha, what are you painting? I don't have anything here. Did you land on hotdog or Angela? - [Tommy] Oh my gosh, there's nothing on there. - Yeah, just keep it blank for now. - (laughs) All right.

13:16 - For a while, for now. (laughs) - [Ian] We're gonna pass a blank canvas all the way through. - [Arasha] Just pass the blank one around until... - [Angela] How about this? - [Arasha] Until inspiration strikes, you know. - How about this? - How about this? - Why don't we keep everyone's painting to their truest form except Ian's. And you can, this is free for all. - Hey now. - [Tommy] Hey now. - [Trevor] Hey now. - Hey now. - Or that's a free for all. - [Trevor] What if we all each can make our own small little piece? Like if I wanted to do a small little thing in corner.

13:35 - [Tommy] Yeah, you can paint some, you can flower. I just wanted the pot to look nice. - [Angela] Duh. - Arasha, for yours, what are your thoughts on each of us, kind of like if I took a small corner and then the next person can do something - [Tommy] Oh, like freeform. Freeform. - Just because you know, I don't want to force you into something that you don't wanna paint. - [Arasha] I hear that, maybe like blocks of five. Like, you know, like a little... - Okay. Yeah. Hold on. - You know. - Yeah, yeah. - You know, a little blocks of five. - A little blocks of five.

14:02 Does that make sense to you? - Yeah. - Shall we talk about our characters maybe? (paper rasping) - Sure. Yeah. So Angela and I are both playing the same character. We're doing the same kind of thing we did in Smosh The Sitcom Live, where everyone has like, they have another person that's playing the same characters. - [Trevor] Yep. - So whenever they break, they get replaced. So Angela and I are playing Dr. Edward Condo in a little reference to House. - [Arasha] We love Docward Condo. - [Tommy] Docward. - Docward.

14:33 - [Tommy] Well, this is gonna be a Docward combo. (laughs) Yeah. Dr. Condo is incredible. I love how much power you we both put behind him. - I love the facial hair. I love... - [Ian] The facial hair is great. For some reason everyone thought you were Damien. - I don't know why I don't think I look like Damien at all. - Oh, I see it. Oh, I see it. - I'm on do not disturb. Whoa. I'm getting a call. - [Tommy] Oh! What? - They told me to take my phone off of Do Not Disturb. I'm getting a call. Should I pick it up? - [Tommy] Where's it from?

14:58 - Are you sure? On speaker. - [Tommy] It's from David. - [Arasha] Wait, what? You're getting a call right now? - Should I act like... - [Ian] Maybe we should pick it up first. - [Crew] Just answer it. - [Arasha] What? - Hello? - [Brenden] Yeah, I got that card left on my car. It says we buy junk jokes. - Brenden, if you're in the room, we could hear you. (laughs) - [Brenden] Who's that? I don't know. That's not a name. Anyway, you buy junk jokes. - [Ian] We're literally looking at you right now. (laughs) - [Arasha] That echo is crazy.

15:28 - [Brenden] I'm over here. - Chat he's facing the wall (laughs) like a scared little boy. - [Trevor] You know, this is how Brenden talks when he is like on the phone with like his healthcare company or something. He's just over there like... - [Tommy] You hung up on that stranger. - [Ian] He is like, "So I found a lump." - Yeah - [Angela] Guys, he is calling again. I don't know what to do. - [Arasha] No, answer it. - No, wait hold on. Give him the benefit of the doubt. You should pick it up again. - Chat, tell me what you want me to say to Brenden who's in the room? (laughs) Hey Brenden, what are you doing on January 16th?

15:55 - [Brenden] I don't know. Do you buy junk jokes? Like, I got this thing about marbles. - You have the talking points in front of you Brenden, please. - He's committed. (laughs) - [Brenden] I can't read actually, this kind of sucks. - [Tommy] That's really wrong of you to ask him to read. - Yeah, that's kind of messed up. - He's looking for junk jokes. - Is that canon, Brenden can't read. (laughs) - [Brenden] He sounds cool. - This guy sounds pretty cool. - [Arasha] Tommy, I think you're gonna be really happy with what I'm doing to your plan.

16:21 - [Angela] Brenden, we gotta go because we sold 245, which means passing it. - [Ian] Whoa! - Passing it. - What! - Passing it. (canvas thudding) - I didn't figured out what to do. - Lemme finish this stroke. - All right, Now I'm picking it up. - I have to finish this stroke. - Well you have you own square. - Finish this stroke. - Lemme give you... - No. - Okay, I'll keep it. (laughs) - This is all... - I'm actually done with the brown anyway. - This as far as I got. - Oh, nice - Okay. - I'm gonna take care of it. - Guys, okay.

16:42 - No, we're passing it twice. - Wait, so that's 245 tickets. - This is going to Trevor. - Which means we're really close to you guys picking the escape room characters in the next Bit City episode. - Mm, stunning. What the heck? - Oh, wait, okay. I do wanna prank call someone. I'm gonna prank call. - Oh, you made it like there's grass in there. - [Arasha] Yeah. - Okay. (laughs) - I'm gonna make it. - Your pot was so pretty. - [Tommy] Oh! - I didn't wanna touch it. - [Tommy] Is that how you see flower pots? - Isn't there green in there? - No.

17:10 - I'm gonna prank call my brother. - I guess there's brown in there. - I'm gonna prank call my brother. - No, you see it as a planter, which is interesting. I saw it as a vase... - Or should we prank call somebody we know. - Flowers in it. - Oh! - Or Anthony, No, let me think. - Okay. - Right. - It's okay. - Here we go. - This is why we collab. - This is why we work so well together. - I'm gonna prank call Chance. - This is why we're gonna work so well together. - [Arasha] Mm. - As Dr. Dora Boom, me, myself. - And me also Dr. Dora Boom.

17:30 - Guys, I'm prank calling Chance. - You're prank calling Chance. Okay. Are we being different people? - Everyone join in. - Wait, did you do star six seven? - Hello? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. My balls fell down. Oh no. - Oh my God. His balls. - [Trevor] Oh my God. Where is his balls. - His balls of on the ground. - They're smoshed. They got smooshed, oh no. - [Group] Oh, no. - No. - Yeah. - Oh my God smoshed balls. - I'm gonna go back to therapy now. - Oh no. (laughs) - Oh no. - Oh! I hope that was a joke. (laughs) I hope that was a joke.

18:06 - That didn't sound like a joke. (laughs) - [Tommy] And so we know he hung up the phone and then looked at his therapist and went, "See." - Sorry. - [Ian] He's like, "Hold on, my friend needs me." - "This is what I'm talking about." - That's insane. - Hopefully it was on speaker and his therapist just went, "And speak on that." (laughs) - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh my God. That's the funniest that's ever happened. "I'm gonna go back to therapy now." - Ian, can I ask what your vision for this is? What do... - Just do the syringe. Paint the syringe. That'll help.

18:34 - S-Y. - Syringe is... It's just they don't really have... - S-Y. - [Crew] Can we see everyone's paintings. - Sure. This one's pretty. - [Crew] Oh! - Yeah. Tommy had a really good start on this one. Yeah. - [Crew] Okay. - Yeah. This is, I haven't done anything on this one yet. - [Ian] You haven't done anything on any of 'em Trevor. - I tried. It's my artistic process okay. - I have only brought color to it. I haven't drawn anything. - Getting the fruit in right now, the bowl has been made. I'm putting a fruit in. - [Arasha] That's a dark bowl.

19:01 - [Angela] Okay. I'm gonna do something crazy. - [Ian] It's mahogany - Ready. - [Arasha] That is not mahogany. - I think this painting. (laughs) Arasha, here's the idea for your painting. - [Arasha] Oh, that's my painting. - Yeah. - [Tommy] Okay. - We dedicate it to the chat. So we say hi chat. - [Arasha] Oh, why'd you do that? - [Tommy] They'll vote. - [Arasha] Oh, man. - [Tommy] And so that'll be the winner probably. And then that'll be in the hospital. - [Arasha] Oh man. - And you'll be waking up from your weeks long coma, successful, everything worked out. And then you'll go, "Who's chat?"

19:30 - [Angela] But you guys could totally paint on top of it. - And we'll go, "Donald Trump as the president." - [Arasha] Mm. - What? - What? if you hate it, you could paint on top of it. Guys, we've sold 250 tickets, which means... - No way. - Holy guacamole. - No, we're at way more. - We've sold 382. Jeez. - Oh my goodness. Thank you everybody. - That means... - Guys, that means... - [Crew] Escape room. - Escape room, so you guys get to pick. - Pitch. - Fricking... - What is chat pitching? - What if it's a bunch of Sonics?

19:56 - I gave you guys lots of ideas. Did you like any of those? - What if it's all truckers? - Listen uncles. - Oh my God, shit. - Uncles escape room. That's fucking hilarious. - [Ian] Chopped Uncs. - [Trevor] Chopped. - Chopped Uncs escape room. - [Arasha] Hot uncles. - Yeah. I can't wait for Chopped Uncs escape room to come out in six months. - Okay. Chopped Unc is eternal. (laughs) - Too many Mr. Beasts. - Chopped Uncs will not die. - What about... - That's the new Never Eat Soggy Waffles. - What is? - Chopped Uncs never die. - That's really good.

20:25 - That's beautiful. - Thanks. - Guys, if you're just joining with us now, we are painting, we are... I keep wanting to say raising money for the hospital, but it's not raising money for the hospital. (laughs) - I mean, effectively we are. - Yes. - [Tommy] Our hospital, - Our hospital. Like little kids playing a fake game. We are gonna have a fake hospital. It's a fun show where it's just like Smosh The Sitcom and we're raising money for it. We're not raising money. We're selling tickets for it. It's Friday, January 6th at 7:00 PM - [Arasha] January 16th. - Thank you so much.

20:54 (laughs) January 16th at 7:00 PM. Here's the thing. If you're busy that night, at that time, the VOD access, you'll have until the 31st. - [Ian] That's right. - [Crew] There are options for escape room. - Arasha will you read those. - What the heck? - [Angela] Read 'em out loud. - Okay, so we have Chosens escape room, Karen's escape room, Teletubbies escape room, Sarah Christ's escape room, and Chopped Unc escape room. - [Tommy] No stop. (laughs) - Guys, we're just five Northern Lions. - Wait, since we did 382. Should we change paintings? - [Crew] Oh, yes.

21:26 - [Arasha] I bring you. - Pass 'em. - [Arasha] Back again to the ladies. - [Crew] You can do it once. - Pass it once. - [Tommy] Alright. Gimme one sec to finish my... - Oh Trevor, you did a thing maybe sort of. - Dude, guys got to... - [Crew] Chosens escape Alcatraz. (laughs) - Chosens escape Alcatraz is really good. - Hey. We gotta switch paintings y'all. None of this finishing up bull crap. - Okay. - Chosens escape the woke mind virus. - [Crew] Wow. - Ah! (canvas thudding) - Guys, it's gonna be really fun because the entire cast is in this.

21:57 The trailer just went out. But like Spencer, Amanda, Keith, Noah, everybody's gonna be in it. - Chance. - Chance, they're all patients. - Can I get that yellow please? - Yes. - Okay. I'm a little confused by this syringe. - Thank you so much. - Because is it like... - Don't... - Is it floating in the glass? - Oh, put an olive on it. - [Tommy] So why has nothing more been done to that? - That's what I'm asking 'cause Trevor had it. - [Trevor] I was trying to figure out what to do. What do you... - [Tommy] The last thing...

22:21 - In the glass. - [Tommy] I was the last one who did something to that. - Yeah, then I had to make the gray. - [Angela] Gorge. - I had to open up the white and (indistinct). - It's very hard for Trevor. - Guys. I'm really... - Turquoise. - Turquoise. - I'm really trying my hardest. - I always mix them up. - Trevor, tell who's your character in the sitcom in the hospital. - Guys right now vote in the poll. Sorry, I keep interrupting everybody 'cause I'm reading the white board. - No, that's good. - Vote in the poll.

22:46 Which of these escape room characters you wanna see? Vote in the poll. - [Arasha] Vote in the poll. - Vote in the poll. Back to you Tommy. - Thanks Angela. Today I'm asking Trevor about his character in the hospital. Trevor. - Yes. I'll be playing, Dr. Mike Green. Graduated top of his class from Harvard Medical. (hands clapping) - [Arasha] Whoa. - He's really impressive. Much like me in real life, He's very smart, handsome. And Olivia and I will be playing him together. - Woo! - And I'm very excited for that. - I will say one of my favorite parts of this show is the pairings.

23:18 - I was just about to say that the duos. - It's really fun, pairing is so fun this round. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They're like a little more weird coded. Like I feel like everybody else's pairings kind of made sense last time. - Yeah. - This one's kinda like... - Well I think Arasha and I are identical, so I think. - All right, everyone Teletubbies won and we're at 458 tickets. - Oh, yeah, nice. - [Crew] Are your paintings ready to be chosen or do you wanna keep painting? - Ready to be chosen? - I haven't touched my painting.

23:44 - There's like one painting that is resembling something right now. (laughs) - Guys, we're selling these. These tickets are flying off the shelves. - Yeah. - These tickets are flying. - [Arasha] You better shuffle those bad boys up. - [Tommy] You better (indistinct). - That olives looks too lime green. - [Arasha] That olives. - No, this is... (laughs) No. - [Trevor] Dude, if I see an olive. - And it looks like that. - [Trevor] It's that color. - Shut up (indistinct). - [Tommy] He said, he said. He said, he said, he said, he said it. (indistinct) Is there a fatty over here I could use?

24:15 Thank you - Guys, Amanda, Keith, Noah, Chance. They all... - Spencer. - Spencer, they all have things that we don't know about. - Yeah. - So the cast and crew is they're hiding things from us. So we don't know what they're gonna come out as. - [Arasha] Yeah. - But they're gonna be the patients. - Like all the operations pretty much are gonna be fully improvised. - [Tommy] Exactly. - So we're not gonna know ish. We're gonna vote for four paintings at the end of this game. - [Tommy] No, we'll vote for the paintings. - We're gonna vote for the paintings. (laughs) - [Trevor] Just one of them doesn't get voted. (laughs) That'd be so sad. - [Crew] Well we only have four poll options.

24:50 - So, one of 'em is gonna get killed before. - It's okay. - Okay. I made a banana that looks too much like a croissant. - Right, what do you think about that? A little better. Huh? - Better. Thank you for that. - You're welcome. - I think I fucked Tommy's painting up. - Trevor, are you fruit bowl? - [Trevor] Yeah, I'm fruit bowl. - Is this color... - [Trevor] Well, I mean, not necessarily. - [Ian] What did you just call Trevor? - Hey, fruit bowl. - Whoa! - Hey, guys. - Hey, hey. - Let's put in the chat. - I'm sorry.

25:12 - Let's put in the chat. - I'm sorry. - You only speak that way to me. - I'm sorry. - Can we put a random pole in the chat? Fruit bowl or Trevor, which one would you rather have? - Alright, there's only one. - Okay, I would rather have Trevor. TBH. - [Arasha] Okay. I did too much. - I am not for sale. - [Angela] Which one would you rather have in your car? - [Arasha] Surely we have to switch again. I need my painting back. Thank you so much. - [Ian] Hold on. I gotta add this pimento to it. - Trev, I'm sorry. - I gotta add this pimento.

25:36 - I don't know who did this. - You can pass it. - What do you mean? You don't like pimentos in your olives switch? - [Crew] You can switch. - You can do it. Yeah. - [Arasha] Ah, it's mine. But I wouldn't know it 'cause I didn't do anything to it. - [Trevor] It wraps. - Here's the color. If you wanna keep that going. - Thank you. I would love to keep that going. But first. - [Trevor] I really am not... - [Angela] Ah, Ian. Ian added pimento to the olive. - [Ian] I added pimento. - Oh my God. - [Arasha] That's cutie - [Trevor] Fruit have entered my bowl.

25:58 - Fruit of fruit. - Guys, does anyone have any fun hospital stories? - That I wanna share. - Times they went to the hospital. I fell on my wrist two years ago or a year ago. Two years ago. - That's right. - And I went to the hospital and they went, everyone from that roller rink comes here all the time. (laughs) - [Crew] Wow. - Oh yes, that's right. When you took a little tumble at the roller rink. - And I remember being like, "They all come here." And they were like, "Literally we see a broken wrist three times a weekend."

26:26 - [Ian] That's awesome. - Wow. - Incredible. - [Ian] From that specific... - That hospital 'cause it was nearby the roller rink. - [Ian] Yeah. Dang. That's crazy. - You guys like roller rinking? - [Ian] Roller rinking is pretty sick. - Who did the blue on this? You? - [Tommy] Me. - Do you know where the color is? Oh, it's right here. - It's that big. That big, big. - Thanks. - Big, big, big. - Do you guys like roller ranking or ice ranking? - I'd rather ice. - I can't do either. - Oh fuck ice, dude. That... - So true.

26:51 - You're right about that. - I'd rather, what I wish I had was like a group of bros to all like you ever seen like the roller skaters that are all like, there's like a line of like dudes and they're all like vibing and they're all like in sync with each other. - Yeah. - You want a little band of roller boys? - Dude, that would be so freaking tight. - A little band of roller boys. (laughs) - Sorry. - It's a sequel to the Band Of Boys. - [Tommy] What was that? - Didn't cover my sneeze. - [Tommy] What was that? What was that? - [Arasha] Did you just...

27:18 - [Tommy] What was that? Was that a sneeze? (laughs) - [Arasha] She's sneezed. - On my painting. (indistinct) - Trevor, good news. They picked you over the fruit bowl. (laughs) - [Trevor] Oh good. - [Arasha] Did we get that update on the whiteboard? - [Angela] She wrote the whole thing out. - They picked me. That's really awesome. Thank you. Thank you chat. - Okay, Arasha or a lion. - [Crew] Okay. - [Arasha] Whoa. Whoa. - [Tommy] Okay. - [Arasha] Why would you put me up against a lion? - Arasha or a lion in Gucci. - What? (laughs) You're gonna accessorize the lion before throwing me into a poll with it.

27:48 - Arasha in knockoff wear and a lion in Gucci. We're setting ourselves up for some weird feelings. - Gucci's bad, Gucci bad. Gucci bad. Arasha knockoff. - [Crew] Poll is live. - Poll is locked. - Poll is live. - [Crew] Poll is live. - Live, poll is live. - Poll is locked. - Poll is locked on Gucci. (laughs) - Okay. - Oh! - No. - You're voting for the lion in Gucci. People are voting for the lion in Gucci? - [Tommy] Yes they are. (laughs) Of course they are. - Guys, it's my birthday. Don't do that. (laughs) It's my fucking birthday.

28:20 And people picked a lion wearing Gucci over me. - Guys, we're selling tickets for Smosh The Hospital. - You can get your tickets at live.smosh.com actually. - That's right. And it also comes with the VOD of the sitcom from last year. - That's right. - Which you can watch right now by the way. - The sitcom from last year makes me laugh so hard. - It was so chaotic. It was very fun. Very, very fun. And Mr. Pervert, that's the last time he was seen alive. - Oh, escape room of Mr. Perverts. - No, he's dead. He's gone.

28:48 - No, right escape room of Mr. Pervert, Chef. - Cook. - Cook. - Okay. - And Arasha. (laughs) - In Gucci. - In Gucci with the lion. - Okay, well the audience just voted on lions only for the escape room versus that prompt. - That's okay. Everybody, that's fine, 'cause Arasha be lion. - Thank god. - Am I right? - Arasha won? - [Angela] Arasha won like she should. - [Tommy] Thank God. - It okay guys. It's all right. Thank you. - [Trevor] Thank you. Thank you guys. - [Arasha] Thank you. - Do we think Chance was being, I think that was Chance's brilliant like one-liner 'cause he knew he was... - I think he probably went, "My friend is calling. It must be an emergency.

29:29 Let me take this." - [Angela] But that would be crazy 'cause him and I call each other all the time. - [Tommy] Do you prank call each other all the time? - Not really. - Did you know when you add black to red it becomes brown? - Did you know? - I did that. - More like a terracotta. - Yeah. - Terracotta. - Mm. - [Tommy] Someone just grunt. (Arasha grunting) (laughs) - [Tommy] Mm. - [Ian] Mm. - [Angela] I have fucked this up already. - [Tommy] Who put a little yellow dot in the middle of my rose? - Who did it? - [Ian] That's pollen.

30:00 - [Tommy] Oh good. - It's pimento. - [Arasha] Pollen (indistinct). - It's pimento. (laughs) - Okay, I'm pivoting. - [Arasha] Okay. - That's my favorite Christopher Nolan movie. - Hey guys, this is my favorite thing to ask to chat during lives. Who's at work right now? And they should be working. - Hey. This is my favorite question to ask. Who got their pants off right now? - [Group] Oh. - Jesus Christ. - True. - Dude, I get... There's a non-zero chance that there are. - Oh, someone has no pants. - 1000 people watching right now with no pants. - Not a 1000.

30:31 - There's 1000 no panters out there. - Yeah. I'm not saying they're naked. Like, they're not like Winnie-the-Poohing, but they just don't have pants. - They just don't have pants. - Yeah. - How many do you think are Winnie-the-Poohing? - Three. - Get off of here. - On a laptop. - Get off of here, you sick fuck. (laughs) - At that point... - They got the laptop right on their... - We're painting and selling tickets to a comedy show. Put some fucking underwear. - No, at that point, just take your shirt off and be fully naked.

30:53 - That's what I'm saying. And I've been saying that. - I've been saying that. - So Winnie the Pooh gets all the credit. Doesn't Donald Duck do the same thing? - Yeah. Donald Duck has pants. - He wore them first. - Donald Duck doesn't have a shirt. - No, Donald Duck has a... - Donald Duck has a car and a shirt. - He everyone, we just hit 635 tickets and at a 1000, we leak our biggest Bit City guest. Ooh. - Oh. And I knew who it is and you're gonna wanna know. - You're gonna be like, "Oh, what? Huh? How? When did they do that" - Just like we were on the day when they showed up.

31:26 - Oh. - Yes. - I actually... - Yeah. - I was like, "What the hell is going on here?" - And what we did? - [Crew] Time to switch paintings? - No. - All right. We gotta switch paintings. Luckily I finished. - I'm going with like an avant-garde thing, so don't go... - The tree. - It got good. - [Angela] It got really good. - [Arasha] It got good. It got good. - I'm going with an avant-garde thing, so don't fuck mine up. - [Tommy] Okay. - Okay. Trevor, you gotta switch when we say switch, you can't be finishing. - [Trevor] It's just, I can't, I'm getting... - Sorry Trev.

31:49 Sorry Trevor. - [Trevor] It is okay. - Oh. Gorgina. - If you want, keep going with the pink in the background. - I should... - [Trevor] This banana? Did you draw this banana? - I didn't... - That was an Arasha banana. - [Arasha] I'm so sorry. All I did that entire time was start that little teeny tiny raspberry. - Okay. - Really? - The raspberry's all you did Trevor. - Yes. - Oh. It's so cute. - I'm really trying my hardest. - Who puts a singular raspberry in a fruit bowl. - I'm really bad at painting. You have to stop being mean to me.

32:13 I'm trying my hardest. - Don't be to him. - [Group] Don't mean to him. Don't to don't to him. - Stop being mean to him. - [Ian] Jesus. - [Trevor] Its very hard. - They don't like watching us be mean to him. - If Trevor wants a raspberry in his fruit bowl, then you better fucking give it to him. - [Trevor] Guys, I want the raspberry. - Can I get the brown? - They need the raspberry in my fruit bowl. - You're gonna get the award bloopers next year. So it takes some time for us to cook on that. - In one year. - All right. Next year.

32:37 - Anybody got the brown? - I got some brown over here. - Please. - I'll give you a cup. - Orange sharpie. Gorgeous sharpie. (laughs) - Gorgeous Sharpie. You all right? - Stop. (laughs) - Stop. (chair rasping) (hands thudding) - Well, I'll take the one on the right. - What was supposed to be in this, Angela? - Thank you so much. - I was doing... Like I'm doing avant garde. - [Ian] It looks red, but I kind of think it looks brownish. - So like, you know, just kind of like a, yeah. - Oh, there's also this one. It's like a terracotta.

33:02 - [Arasha] No, thank you. I'm good on the terracotta. - [Ian] Okay. - Guys, other things that are special about the show is that you can interact with the show. So when you're watching the show, you'll be able to vote in the chat to cause chaos. - Oh no. I got paint on my pants. - Dude, we could just give Angela a sheet of paper and read whatever's on it. (laughs) - This is not brown. Guys, what is this? - Well, so I've heard that people think we booked Joe Biden. (laughs) - So let's go back guys and let's talk about what we said gave Joe Biden.

33:33 - [Tommy] Yeah. What's giving Joe Biden? - We said biggest guest ever. - [Tommy] We've ever booked. - Biden's pretty big. - [Trevor] Guys, Bit City is kind of giving Joe Biden. (laughs) - Look, we can get Joe Biden if we wanted to. Okay. He would not be the biggest Bit City guest. - [Tommy] Joe Biden. - If we had Joe Biden on Bit City, I'd pass away because I love him so much. (laughs) Because I endorse him so much more. (laughs) - [Tommy] Biden number one fan over here. - (laughs) What? - We got a Biden glazer over here. - (laughs) Biden.

34:02 - Big Biden glazer right here. - Things about me, I love Smosh, Tow Mater and Biden. (laughs) - Alright, new poll. New poll in the chat. Angela versus Biden. - Me. - Who's the better kisser? (laughs) - Oh no. - That's crazy. - That's crazy. - [Crew] Depends on how many tickets to get Angela her glasses? - [Tommy] Aw. - [Trevor] (laughs) Oh. - I'll tell ya. You ready for this? I'm out. I can't find any. They're all gone. I've had three pairs in rotation. One that always stayed at the office. I lost the office one, lost the car one, lost the home one.

34:31 But this morning I bought three more. - Incredible. Give it up. Give it up everybody. Yeah. - [Arasha] Yeah. (hands clapping) - Have you ever thought about like getting a pair of glasses that are so expensive that you can't not... You can't afford to lose them. - Unfortunately, that hasn't stopped me from losing stuff. - I don't think it works like that. - Yeah. - Ah. - I think I'm gonna do contacts in the new year there. There, I said it. - Whoa. That's a huge thing. - [Group] Whoa. - [Tommy] Contacts in the new year.

34:57 (indistinct) - What's that say? - If you're gonna do dailies. - And 1500 tickets will get Angela glasses. Wait. What do I get at 1500 tickets? - Who will? - Fucked. - [Crew] It was a joke, but you guys took a really long time to see it. So the moment passed. - Oh. - Right, right, right, right, right. - Ew guys, the turquoise is really dry. - Aw. - Oh, that's like the purple right here. - Yeah, it's like a cartoon's little poop. - Poop. - Oh, goopy, goopy. - Poopy, poopy. - Try add some water to it. - Yeah. And I might add water.

35:25 - Just that water. - Speaking of glasses. - Yes. - Which doctor on the hospital in the cast do you think would... - Kiss the best? - Have an optical? - [Crew] What? - Do optical... What's a doctor who does optical? - Optician? - Yes. - Optician. - Optometrist. - Optometrist. - Me at a party when I have nothing to talk to anybody about. (laughs) So like, speaking of glasses. (laughs) - [Tommy] I feel like Dr. Boone would probably be pretty good. (laughs) - [Arasha] At eye stuff. - [Tommy] At optometry, yeah. - Yeah. - [Ian] Can you turn me off a sheet, please? - [Trevor] Of course.

35:57 - Because she holds so much pain in her eyes already. She knows about how eyes work. - True. True. (Ian shrieking) - [Ian] Oh. - [Trevor] Oh, no. Ian splooged. - Oh, no. - Shit. - It's okay, I got... - Ian's got pimento paint on his pants. - I'm being told that someone in the chat has correctly guessed our huge guest that we booked so. (inhales sharply) - No way. - I wonder which one of you got it right. - Dude, they guessed Macron? - They did. - That's crazy. - [Crew] Angela won against Joe Biden. And we need to switch paintings.

36:26 - That is a crazy sentence. (laughs) (hands clapping) - Copy that. Guys, we're selling tickets to Smosh The Hospital Live. Tell your friends about it. You can watch it. You can have a show. Hey, you should have a watch party. - Angela won over Biden. (laughs) - Pass 'em. - Oh yeah. Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry, lemme get this final stroke out. - Passing. - What if we lied and we just painted our own every time we kind of performatively passed. - That'd be fun. (laughs) - I know, it was a joke on them. - I don't even want... - Ang. What should I do here?

36:55 - I'm telling everyone like avant-garde. So I think we should put something that's also hospitaly in the coffee cup. Or do like a light blue. - What about something in the background? - Yeah, like a light blue. Do the light blue. - What does avant-garde mean? - Like, not realistic. - Like (indistinct). - Here's some of this light blue. - Mm. - Oh. - Oh, do a muffin or something? (laughs) - Yeah, yeah. - Just fill something like that. - Yeah. I just wanna put something right there. - This your water? - Just do it. - Who's your guys' dream guest? (laughs) - Yeah. Use some of it.

37:22 - I'm just gonna. - My dream guest probably Joe Biden. - Yeah. - [Trevor] Oh yeah. That's a good one. - I would definitely put Joe Biden on. No. I would love to have like fricking Tim Heidecker or something. - That is sick. - A good one. - So crazy. - Or like a... Okay. LeBron? - [Group] LeBron. (paper rustling) - LeBron on Bit City. - Have you had... - Would go crazy? - Have you worked with a lot of athletes? Has athletes been on Smosh? - No. - No Athlete? - No. Like, we tried to get Ilona Maher. Ilona Maher, like right before she like blew way the heck up. - Oh yeah.

38:00 - And then we just like, couldn't get her anymore. - We missed the window. - We missed the window. The Maher window. - We gotta get some athletes on. - [Tommy] Guys, I'm saying it here so that I can make it work. Smosh summer games JoJo Siwa Cruise. - [Crew] Nice. (hands clapping) (laughs) - [Trevor] That's true. It's true. - Smosh Summer Games JoJo Siwa Cruise. - [Trevor] That's crazy. - Are we gonna do that? - No. (laughs) No. But I thought it'd be fun. (exhales sharply) - I just wanna go on a cruise. - I think I just wanna go on a cruise and have it be themed... - Uh, oh, oh, oh!

38:31 Like a pop star. - Yeah, a pop star cruise. - What if we got entire cruise ship just for us? - I mean, Smosh Cruise. Crazy. - [Tommy] Its crazy. - Smosh cruise would be insane - [Tommy] Smosh cruise. - [Arasha] Smosh Cruise. - And you like the... (paint spattering) There's a Spud Hut. - In the cruise? - Oh, that, oh, okay. So selling to others. - Yeah, like you can come on and we're there too. - Okay. - Ooh. - That's fun. - I'd have an IV bag of chardonnay connected to me at all times. - Okay. - That's good. - Like a feeding bag of Chardonnay. - [Angela] Yeah.

39:05 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you can kind of pass me around. - I would have floaties on 'cause I feel like people would want to throw me overboard. - Yeah, that's... No. - Just to have. (chair rasping) - [Arasha] Just in case. - Oh, sorry. 802 tickets have been sold. That looks like eight ounces by the way. 802 tickets have been sold. - [Angela] That's like 8 ounces. - [Arasha] 8 ounces. A full cup of tickets. (laughs) - Guys, that's a lot of tickets. - That's a lot of tickets. Thank you everybody. - That is a lot. - It's gonna be a lot of fun. We are very excited for the show again. We've been going through rehearsals and it's been so, so, so fun. - Okay, so that means that we have to switch paintings. - Yes, that's correct.

39:41 - (laughs) I didn't do anything on this slide. (laughs) Because I was busy trying to clean paint off my pants. - [Arasha] Ha-ha. - [Angela] Switch. - [Crew] Can we see them as you're passing? Oh. - Ah, paint on my face. - [Crew] Oh, oh. - [Trevor] Oh. That rose looks really nice. - Thank you. I made the rose. - [Ian] That's nice. - [Angela] There's paint on the sides of these. (laughs) - [Arasha] Alright. It's all right, Trev. (canvas thudding) - Thank you. - Okay, chat. - Thank you. Oh, this one again. (laughs) - Chat, what? (laughs) Chat, what do you want on here?

40:13 - What's wrong with mine Arasha? - No, I was saying, "This one again?" (laughs) - I'm gonna draw for you chat. Whose birthday is it? Gimme your name. Any name. (laughs) - [Crew] Wow. - Gimme a name. Any name. Lemme see names. Birthday. Who's your birthday? - Birthday. Birthday. - [Arasha] Birthday. - Who's your birthday's? Who's your birthday? - [Arasha] Who's your birthday? - You can lie. - [Arasha] It's my birthday. - Let's see some names. Who's your birthday? Gimme your... - [Crew] Olaf. - [Group] Olaf. - It's Olaf's birthday. - Olaf.

40:44 - [Arasha] Olaf's. - Gimme some names. Gimme some names. Happy birthday. - Hey, is it cool if I add a third cucumber to this bowl? - It's gotta be someone. - [Arasha] So one of them could be a zucchini. - Oh, yeah, please. Please. - Alexa. Happy birthday, Alexa. - Why are you saying yes, it's my painting. (laughs) - [Ian] Oh, but I added... - One could be... - Abby. - [Ian] First two cucumbers. - No, you should add another. - Happy birthday, Abby. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday Abby.

41:05 - [Crew] Anna. - Anna. Happy birthday, Anna. - These people are just lying and saying it's their birthday? - And then we have to paint this. (laughs) - No, it just got good Ang. Come on. - [Crew] Next week, Abby birthday, please. - [Angela] Huh? - [Crew] Next week, Abby birthday, please. - Next week, Abby birthday. - Next week, Abby birthday, please. - Next week. - You heard 'em? - Can we do some ID verification just to double check? - No. - How old is everybody turning? - Huh? - Whoa. - I'm turning... - It's paint. - Arasha can't ask that?

41:34 - Yes, I can. If I'm turning another... - Next week, Abby birthday, please. - If I'm turning another age, I could hear about it. - Thanks for playing along guys. Happy birthday. - Happy birthday everybody. It's everyone's birthday today. - I just like that we have one that's disgusting, you know. And the others we're trying. - For sure, for sure. - Happy birthday everybody. (laughs) - Happy birthday everybody. - I don't... - Why is it killing me? - How do you paint (indistinct). - Happy birthday everybody. - Its everybody's birthday.

41:56 (laughs) - Happy birthday everybody. - Happy birthday everybody. (can clicking) - Doesn't have it. - Yeah. I need a little white in that yellow. - 1999 includes the live stream, VOD access, plus access to the re-watch of Smosh The Sitcom from 2024. - [Tommy] That's right. That's right. - [Arasha] 1999 for 2004. - Uh-oh. You know what I smell? - [Tommy] What do you smell? - A merch bundle. A merch bundle. - Uh-oh, stinky, stinky. - Oh, stinky. Stinky. It comes with a merch bundle. If you want, you can add it. General tickets, perks, plus exclusive limited edition photo prints of the cast. - [Arasha] Photo prints.

42:31 - Oh my God. Yes. And those photos are so fun. - [Arasha] Photo prints. - Photo prints of the cast. - Those photos are so fun. - It's like the photo prints kind of like the summer games ones. - Yeah. - But this one hospital. - But this one hospital. - [Ian] But this one hospital. - Next week, hospital Abby birthday, please. - Oh no. - Happy birthday everybody, this week, hospital. (hands clapping) - (laughs) Yeah. - Oh, no. - Happy birthday everybody. - I mix this bright blue and yellow together. They just come out as like little baby diarrhea.

42:55 - That's disgusting. - [Arasha] Why do you know baby diarrhea so well? - [Tommy] Aww. - I mean, hey, we've all been there. - [Arasha] No. - We've all been baby. - [Trevor] I was a baby once. - Ian actually just has very early memories of his life. - But only of my poop. - Yeah. - But you're not ready for bed yet. - [Ian] But I'm not ready for bed yet. - [Crew] Guys, someone asked the tickets for the show can sell out. - [Tommy] No. - [Ian] No. - [Trevor] No. - That's actually kind of crazy to think about. - [Crew] Yeah. - It's impossible for this show to sell out. - It's impossible for the show to sell out.

43:19 - But that shouldn't stop you from buying a ticket. (laughs) - Right. - 100%. - No, that sounds like a big burn. - Because you know what it is. Selling out is impossible, But FOMO is. - That's right. (hands clapping) - You could be on that Reddit thread and you go, I wish I knew what they were talking about. - Yep. - FOMO. - [Crew] FOMO. - FOMO. - [Trevor] Yeah. - And if you wanna do a little watch party, you can do that. Get people together. - [Arasha] Aww, a watch party. - You could do like syringe shots. - [Tommy] Syringe shots.

43:45 That's very fun. You could make 'em. - [Arasha] That's really good. Liquid IVs the next morning. - [Angela] Yes. - [Tommy] You could make like just hospital food in general. - Blood. - Blood. - [Group] Blood. - Time to switch, 100... - Oh. - Oh, shoot! - Oh no. - 902 tickets. You guys, we are nearly at 1000 tickets. - Oh, good heavens. - Which is pretty wild. - Oh, good heavens. - Guys. Pass 'em around. Pass them around. - Thank you so much for buying your tickets. Probably paint. - Okay, okay, okay. It's wraps. It's over. - This one you can't vote for.

44:12 - Okay, we're switching again. - Man, it's over. - This is what Ian's looks like right now. In case anybody was wondering. - [Angela] How's my baby doing? - 'Cause, you know, what color is a cat? - [Trevor] (laughs) Oh, Angela, you have... - [Angela] Purple. - [Trevor] You have... You drew paint on the side of your face. - I know, I know. - It was mean, dude. - Oh no. - [Arasha] Here you go. - [Trevor] Purple. (laughs) - [Tommy] Here you go. - Oh. - Oh. - Why did you make my cat green? - Well... - That wasn't... - What the flip. - Think about it.

44:40 Think about it. - I'm thinking about it and nothing's coming up. - Think about it. Flip it around. - Flip it around it. - Wicked witch. - Flip it around guys. - Guys, I can't wait for you to see the content that we filmed lately that you'll see when that meme is over and we can't stop saying it. - [Arasha] And they get caught up. Finally. - [Angela] And its gonna make us look so stupid. - [Arasha] Yeah. - Flip it around. - It's gonna make us look like we are Amish. - [Tommy] Flip it around. - [Arasha] Can I take you...

45:04 - To prom? - Prom. - [Trevor] To funky town. - Promline. Okay. We need an orange in this bit. - [Ian] I got orange over here. - There's some orange please. - Please, please. - There's an orange right back here as well. - Oh, thank you. I don't need your oranges. - I need the light pink. Can I get that light pink baby doll? - Oh yeah. It's a really pretty pink. - It's hard when someone was in the middle of painting something and then you don't have their color. And it's like, well. - Oh, well you can ask for it. - It's just like, so you know, far.

45:28 - Trev, we're friends. - Trev. - [Arasha] Ask for it. - It's okay. - I've got a green. - I'm going somewhere else. - [Arasha] Here, take the dark green. Take the dark green. Take the dark green. - No, it's okay. - Take the dark green. - [Trevor] I don't desire it. It doesn't fit with my vision for what I wanna do. - Okay. For brown. - Are we allowed to say the character that's opening the show? But... - [Tommy] Yeah. Can we talk about the opening character? - Are we allowed to talk about the opening character of the show? - I think so.

45:48 - [Crew] Yeah. - Yeah. - [Crew] Maybe. Yeah. - Guys, the Chosen is also in this. - Yeah. - Come on now. There's a merch bundle. There's VOD and there's a Chosen. - Come on now. Come on now. - I like my merch bundles. Like, I like my Chosen. Live.smosh.com. (laughs) - That was incredible. - Oh, I splooged so much. - Ugh. Wow. (laughs) Who do you think? - [Arasha] Okay, no, let's move on now. - Who do you think's gonna laugh the most? Who do you think's gonna laugh the most during the live show? - [Arasha] Courtney. - [Trevor] Oh.

46:20 - You think so? - [Arasha] Yeah. Courtney's a little laugher, that one. - [Angela] Olivia too. - [Tommy] I was about to say, I'm feeling a little... - Olivia's gonna a fake laugh, but she doesn't know her lines. (laughs) No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughs) - I love her, she knows that. - [Crew] Okay. - I love her, she knows that. - I love her, she knows that. Don't tell her. - Don't tell her they said that. - She knows it. She knows it. - No, she's, she's actually... - I'm equally...

46:36 - Slaying in the rehearsal, the other night. - Yeah. She's killing it. - [Ian] Yeah. No, I don't want neon. - We actually did a little bit of a test to see our breaking abilities. - [Tommy] Oh my God. That was crazy. - [Trevor] That was insane. - [Arasha] That was wild. - We played this game where we were holding eggs. - [Arasha] Eggs. - And we were trying not to... We were locked eyes trying not to break. It was a fun like warmup exercise. - And it was kind of like, no shit. Let's see who's easy to break. Who's hard to break?

47:02 - Yes, 'cause... - Arasha, impossible. - Impossible to actually break. A true stone cold. Okay, guys, I need to go to the little boy's room. - Why? - Where you going? - Is that what the whiteboard said? - Where you go to the bathroom? Where you go to the bathroom? - Do you have to? What are you doing? - The whiteboard said that you have to leave? - Yes. No, that's not true. I'm just saying... - Are you gonna become Santa? If you come back and you're Santa, I'll freak out. - I will freak out if you're Santa, you cannot leave right now. - Please, please, please.

47:29 - No promises. - I should have looked up. What did the whiteboard say? - [Tommy] No promises. - [Ian] Well, flip it around. - [Angela] Please. - Well, flip it around. - Flip it around, Santa. - [Arasha] You guys are not fucking ready for this fruit bowl and the way I just elevated it. - [Angela] Same with this flower pot. - I'm not much of a painter. But let me tell you, I raised the stakes. You know what? I can't even wait. - [Ian] Did you add more cucumbers? - [Angela] I can't even wait. - [Ian] Are there more cucumbers?

47:52 - [Angela] What'd you do to it? - The orange. - [Angela] In the back. - The orange in the back. - Oh, wow. - The orange in the back. - She put that orange. - Oh, someone drew a cucumber over my raspberry. (laughs) - No, it's still there. - It's still there. - It's just behind it. I'm so proud of that orange. That actually might be the best thing that I've ever painted, ever. - Guys, can we see some oranges in the chat for how proud we are of the orange? - Oh my god. - Any oranges in the chat right now? (laughs) - I'm such a bad painter, but this orange is really good.

48:23 - [Angela] It really highlights that there's three cucumbers standing up in the bowl. (laughs) - Fuck - [Angela] Huh? Don't bite this. - [Crew] No. Nevermind. Put something in the whiteboard for me. Why did Tommy get to leave? Okay, what other fruits are there? I guess I should draw a big... - Hey guys, we're... - Sorry. - Sorry. - You go first. - I was gonna say, guys, we're here promoting Smosh The Hospital. It's a show that's gonna be on January 16th at 7:00 PM PST. And you can get your ticket to live.smosh.com.

48:53 It's gonna be a crazy old time. Hey, you're back from your pee pee. - [Tommy] Its me. Back from my pee pee. - [Arasha] Ian, can I get the baby diarrhea color? - [Ian] Do you want my baby diarrhea color? - [Tommy] Oh, this is beautiful guys. - Yes. I want your baby diarrhea. - [Angela] Are you gonna have a heart attack that's funny or something. - Okay. I'll give you... (laughs) - A promotion for the live show. - It makes the diarrhea. - No, but I will say... - [Arasha] Okay. Thank you. - If we get to how many tickets?

49:14 - [Crew] 1500. - If we get to 1500 tickets today, I will do a little teaser reveal thing of something I've been working on. - [Angela] Oh, yes! - [Ian] Whoa! - [Arasha] I know it already. - Yes. And then if we get 50,000, I'll be Santa. - We don't have Santa for you. - Wait. We'll figure it out. - This building's got it. - So I hope everyone's okay with a big blue square on the bottom of this one. - Blig, blig... - [Group] Blig. (laughs) - Did anybody else wanna make baby diarrhea? - All right guys. 1009 tickets. Switch to the left.

49:50 - No, no, no. Please. I have to draw a cantaloupe. - You have to learn how to let go. - [Crew] That means we reveal it, yeah. Maybe we reveal the guess, yeah. - Wait. Okay. It is Joe Biden. (laughs) - Can we also reveal what the episode is? - Wait, wait. I'm freaking out. - Or just the guest? - Should we say it at the same time you guys? - [Crew] We can do both. We can do both. Should we do a drum roll? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wait, what? (hands clapping) Do I know it? - Are we saying it at the same time? - [Tommy] Yes. - One.

50:14 - I don't know. I don't know. - Two. - I don't know. - Three. Trixie Mattel. (crowd cheering) - Oh my God. This is news to me. That's awesome. - [Tommy] Yeah, we got a little Trixie. - [Trevor] Oh wait. No, I knew that. - Yeah. Trevor. It was in the slab. - [Trevor] Yeah. I knew that. - We've all low key been wearing so much Trixie Mattel makeup on the channel because she gave us so much. - A true joy to work with. - Oh, wow. - And we got to talk about our mutual friend and how stupid he is. - And so funny. (scoffs) And once you see what we did with her...

50:41 - You're gonna... - You're gonna... - You'll know why we owe her an apology. - If you're at home and you're like, I know what they probably did for the Trixie Mattel episode. - No. - Maybe they didn't dress to impress. Or maybe... - Are we all... - [Crew] Chat is gagged. - [Ian] Chat's gagged. - Shaq's gagged. - [Ian] Chat's gagged. - Chat's gagged. Put your pants on. Get the merch bundle. Chat's gagged. - Are we passing? Are we passing? (laughs) - We're passing. - We're passing. - We're passing. - We're passing? - We're passing. - Fine, fine, fine.

51:02 - Trevor, you have to learn to let go. - Hang on. - Hey, this coming along. - [Crew] No, that one's good. - This one's coming along. - Mine was sabotaged. - I wanna see. - I really didn't know what to do. - [Ian] Mine was sabotaged. - [Angela] Who did this? - So I started. (laughs) - I don't know it wasn't me. - Who did this? - [Arasha] How was yours sabotaged? - [Trevor] I started drawing a little caterpillar. (laughs) - Was this me? - [Arasha] Avant-garde. (laughs) - [Ian] Okay. (laughs) - Avant garde. - [Arasha] Avant garde.

51:25 - Alright. We gotta give credit to Trevor's caterpillar. - [Trevor] I was just about to do the head. (hands clapping) - It's pretty freaking cute. - [Crew] Aw! - It's pretty cute. - [Arasha] Wait are you saying that I sabotaged it 'cause I've made your cat green. (hands clapping continues) - What do you think? - [Arasha] It was avant-garde. - [Tommy] Can I give this to you? I'm holding an extra painting 'cause you're taking a second. (laughs) - [Arasha] Okay. Okay. But fruit bowl. - [Tommy] Fruit bowl. - [Trevor] Why did you put a basket there? - [Angela] Massive olive.

51:49 - It's a cantaloupe. (laughs) - [Trevor] What the f... - Oh, it's a cantaloupe. - A hunter green cantaloupe. - Hunter green cantaloupe. Let me see you in the chat. Hunter green. Lemme see hunter green. - [Tommy] Can you let put a pimento in there? - [Trevor] Yeah. I'll put a pimento. (laughs) - Let me see hunter green in the chat. (laughs) - [Trevor] That's crazy. - [Angela] Hunter green in the chat. - [Tommy] Hunter green. I'm gonna do a glop of this. - I'm gonna have a glop of... Can I get a little bit of... - Oh, you glop right in baby.

52:14 Do you wanna just swap pallets? - Sorry, excuse me. Can I just get one more glop of that? - Glop, glop. - Okay. Yeah, we got Trixie. - [Angela] Isn't that fucking nuts? - [Tommy] It's so cool. - It's pretty effing nuts. - [Arasha] Hey Trev. My bad. - No, it's okay. I'm practicing. I'm warming up - Arasha's character for that episode. I think about every day. - I also think about it every day. - No. - It haunts my dreams... - No. And you guys just wait till you see the final product. - Okay, so we don't know. (laughs) - So, so. - So what's really cool about these patients is we've been told they also have massive roles in the show.

52:54 - [Tommy] Yes. - It's not like they come on, they walk off like we've been told Amanda's is taking insane prep. Like, what does that even mean? - [Tommy] What does that mean? - [Arasha] She's been in the makeup chair for a few weeks. - [Tommy] The scripts were given have large redacted squares in it. We have no idea what we're getting. - No clue. - I heard Spencer's gonna actually break his leg for the bit. (laughs) He's gonna actually come with a broken leg and we're gonna... - Spencer's gonna come? - We're gonna really have to fix it.

53:17 - Trev, Trev. - He often does. (laughs) - If you wanna make baby diarrhea. - Oh, that's okay. - I believe it is these two. - Yeah. No, I wasn't aiming for that. - [Angela] Running low on red. If anyone's got a red. - [Trevor] If I do end up needing that though, you'll be the first person to know. - Well, I mean, Ian is the one who discovered baby diarrhea. - [Tommy] Arasha, you've got a message waiting for you out in the lobby. - God, I love this. - What should I paint, chat? - Sorry. That's actually for me. - Because you know, there's a box right here that I think needs some love.

53:47 I'm going in with the hunter green. And stop me if you don't want that. (laughs) - [Angela] Why don't you write the names of people who wish it was their birthday today. No, that's so stupid. - Hey, don't do that. - [Tommy] Don't do that. Anyone could be happy with their birthday being today. We love everyone. - [Arasha] We love everybody. Happy birthday everybody. - Happy birthday everybody. - Happy birthday everybody. You guys... - I'm gonna get that tattooed with you right now. - Happy birthday everybody? - Yeah. (laughs) - A matching tattoo you and me, happy birthday everybody.

54:14 - Yes. - Aw! - Wait, can I be there too? - Yeah. You wanna do every other letter? (laughs) - Perfect. - So people are like, "So what is that?" - Pimento. This is your pimento, right? - Thank you. (laughs) - They're saying stop with hunter green. - My bad. (laughs) Hunter green's down - Chef's hands up. - [Ian] Hunter green sounds like the name of an actor that would be in To All The Boys I Love Before. What's the name of that? - To All The Boys I Have Loved Before. - Love to all the boys in the summer that I turned pretty.

54:41 - Oh! - [Arasha] Chat, I'm going yellow. Stop me if you don't want it. (laughs) - [Tommy] Chat, who do you think is gonna break the most? I would love to hear who you think is gonna break the most. - And by break, we mean laugh. - Laugh during... - A serious line or a line that isn't serious. - That's right. - Ugh. - It'd be so funny if Amanda's secret character was Krungle. (laughs) - That would be so insane. (laughs) - No way. - If Krungle came to the hospital. - What kind of medical problems does Krungle show up with you think?

55:15 - [Tommy] No heart. - No heart. (laughs) - [Angela] I think... - [Arasha] Bad timing. - There's been illusion to like someone having a really big physical problem. Okay. Chat is asking what we're doing here. - What the heck are we even talking about? - We're selling tickets for our show on January 16th. Okay. - That's right. - The VOD access will end January 31st. What does that mean you ask. It's a live show that you could watch live, but if you're busy at the time we are live, you could type in that little code and watch it whenever your heart desires. - That's fricking right.

55:44 - You get the V, the O and the D - [Ian] And it'll be available through January 31st. - That's right. - So this is better, like when you like on Apple TV, when you like rent a movie and it's like 48 hours. This you got for like fucking days. - [Arasha] That's two weeks. - [Ian] That's great. - [Arasha] Two weeks. - Two weeks. - Two. - [Arasha] Two weeks. - Two freaking weeks. - [Trevor] Are you guys gonna watch it after we do it? Or are you gonna watch the VOD? - Of course I am. Of course, I'm gonna watch it. - [Angela] I think it's gonna go by so fast and it's gonna be fulled with so many stuff.

56:10 So you just don't wanna miss it. - [Arasha] You know watch it while we do it. - So many stuff. - No, the scenes that we have, like the rehearsals that we've done have been so much fun. - They've truly been out of this world. - I'm already kind of losing my mind at some of the scenes. - It's like, you know, that footage that's released of like them practicing High School Musical and it's like, oh my God, they didn't know what they were doing. - Chat says, Shayne's gonna break the most guys. Do we think it's gonna be Shayne?

56:35 - Oh yeah. Classic. - I could see him breaking, a fair amount. - I can see him breaking. - [Crew] They said at his own jokes. - At his own jokes. - At his own jokes. (laughs) - And he indeed did that yesterday at rehearsal. - That's so true. - [Arasha] What did he laugh at? - [Tommy] His own jokes. - His own jokes. - [Ian] Classic. Classic. - [Tommy] Okay. We've got 1,100 tickets, guys. - Okay. I will admit it this time. I made this painting a lot worse. - I don't wanna switch anymore. - Switch. - Maybe we don't switch anymore maybe the switching comes to an end.

57:02 - I can't stay with this one. (laughs) I can't stay with this. I must pass it on. - Should we do a group vote? - The meth one? I love that one. - That's the worst raspberry. - Oh, you wanna switch? - We have switch. Here we go guys. - Can we choose who we switch with this time maybe? Maybe it's not like a script. - I think it should be random. I think we should just... - I think we do the usual. - Okay. (laughs) - We could go counter. - Okay. - No. - Counter clock. - Do you not trust Arasha's abilities to take over your painting?

57:29 - No, no, no. It's all good. I just really want this background to be done. - It's hard to see how this bowl of fruit gets better. - Oh, I actually kinda love mine. - Well, we definitely using another cucumber for sure. - Oh, another cucumber. - I'll get to it. - I see, okay, okay, okay. - Hey. - Here you go. - You see the talking points? - [Ian] All right, well.... - [Tommy] You have to say the talking points this time. (laughs) - [Ian] Check that out. - [Arasha] Check it out. - Check that out. - Did someone paint over my star?

57:53 - Spin it around. It's painting. - [Arasha] I didn't know that you made that star. - [Trevor] Yeah, it's okay. I wasn't passionate about it. - I didn't know. - It was just something I did. - Look, its Elphaba. - Shoot. Shoot. - I'm getting the background in. I'm getting the background in. - Ang, that's good. - Oh! - So we're gonna need you to redo the greens on top of now what the background is. - Heard. - Do you want more pink? I've got it right here. Where'd you get this pink cap? - [Angela] Pink right here. - Thank you so much.

58:17 - Baby pink. - Chef is serving a nice... - [Group] Pink. - [Arasha] I love that bit. - Macaron. (laughs) - A pink macaron. - Okay guys, if we sell, how many? We got a lot of incentives that are new because you guys are blown through these tickets. - [Tommy] That's so true. - Tommy has a secret that is genuinely one of the coolest things that he has to share that's going on right now. And if we sell... How many tickets do you get to share this? - [Arasha] 1500. - [Tommy] 15. - 1500. - 15. - 15. You can also do the stem for this red flower if you want.

58:46 - What's up? You can... Jesus. - It okay. (laughs) - You can buy a ticket after the live show until the 31st. - January 31st, so. - As long as the VOD is live, you can buy a ticket. If you didn't buy a ticket, you've been busy. You've been traveling, you come back. Everyone's like, "The show was so funny." You can buy a ticket and you can watch it. - [Angela] Awesome. - Whenever you want. Up until the 31st. And you also can watch the Smosh The Sitcom we did last year. - [Ian] (laughs) That's right, Tommy. - Two for one. That's right, Ian. (laughs) - [Arasha] We did last year.

59:14 - [Tommy] We did do that last year. - [Trevor] Jesus Christ. (laughs) - [Tommy] What's going on? - [Ian] What have you done? - Trevor what happened? - Guys, I don't wanna talk about it. - Trevor, that's my painting. - I know and it's not good. It's really good. It's inspired. - Is this because I drew over your star? - No, it's like, I really... - Or is it because the hunter green cantaloupe? - It's like, you know, you have a vision and you think, "Yeah, I'm capable of executing this." And then you're just not. - Literally me every fricking day. - Yeah.

59:36 Tell me about it, baby. - Tell me about it, baby. - Tell me about it, baby diarrhea. - Okay. - All right. - All right. - Okay. That's enough. - Alright. - Huh? - Oh! - Did any of you wanna be a doctor growing up? - I wanted to be a baker and then I... - [Ian] Okay, that's not a doctor, but... - [Trevor] A baker. - A doctor of sorts. - A doctor of yummies of foods. - Oh, okay. - Hey, being a baker is very impressive. Okay. - Very true. (laughs) - Doctor of yummies. - What was your specialty in culinary school? Baking?

1:00:09 - Pastries. - Pastry and baking. Yes. - [Tommy] You did what I wanted to do when I was ya baby. Ya baby. - When I was ya baby. - [Arasha] When I was ya baby. - [Tommy] When I was ya baby. - When is DaBaby? - I wanted to be an illustrator for books. - [Arasha] Right. - [Tommy] Oh, wow. - For books. - For books. What kinda illustration were you liking? - All y'all, we sell 2000 tickets. We're prank calling the crew. (Arasha exclaiming) - Who should call? Who should call? - Y'all, we can call anybody. - [Arasha] Wait. - I think we should prank call Jonathan. I think we will scare him.

1:00:36 - [Tommy] Oh, that would be really funny. - I think I'm gonna say, help me. I'm stuck outside the Bit Station. And I should be live. - [Arasha] What? - [Tommy] I should be live. - And we could corroborate it. 'cause we could put it on Slack and be like, "Somebody help her." (laughs) - [Arasha] I think we could get Spencer really good. - [Angela] Spencer too. Let's just do all those. - We could get Spencer really good if like, I could just call him and be like, "I'm like really needing something." No, that'll get sad.

1:00:57 - [Crew] You can tell Emily Rose there's like new game news. - Oh, the news? - [Crew] Yeah. - Did you hear the news? - That news. - Can you just like prep them. - [Crew] Yeah. - Are they good? Yeah. Emily. - Ah, go, go. - And Spence. - Ah, go, go - There. Oh, hell yeah. That's... - [Crew] Wait. Yeah. - Oh, oh, oh. (laughs) - [Crew] 50,000. It's a reach. - Fucked up a little bit. - Silly. - Oh, but it happened over here too. - [Ian] Yes. This is it. - [Tommy] Oh my God. I made a good decision. - You guys. I didn't wanna be a doctor, but I did watch all of Grey's Anatomy during my dog walking days, and I was obsessed.

1:01:32 - I watched it with my mom for so long. Imagine crying, sobbing next to your mom. Because some doctor, it's living... - Was it McSteamy or McDreamy that you cried over? - It was mostly the plane crash. - It was mostly Katherine Hegel. - Spoilers. - Oh yeah. - You know what fun fact about me, Kate Walsh, who's in Grey's Anatomy. My friend was her assistant. And for some reason, my friend, when she needed a break, I would fill in for her. - [Tommy] Oh my God. - And once I got Kate Walsh's groceries, and every day I think about this, no, not every day, but I think about this a lot that I never Venmo charged her for the groceries.

1:02:06 - [Tommy] You bought her groceries. - So I just genuinely bought this A-list Hollywood actor... B-list Hollywood actor. (laughs) - Whoa! - [Trevor] Whoa! - Whoa! - [Arasha] Shots fired. - Emily in Paris. Come on. - Come on. - [Crew] What's Ray Montgomery to you? - If we sell 3000 tickets, I'm gonna Venmo charge Kate Walsh. I'm gonna figure it out. (laughs) I remember buying like a bottle of wine that she asked for and all this like, really organic, nice fruit. And I just pay for it out of the kindness of my heart. - Damn bro.

1:02:35 - Yeah. That's insane. - So did you forget or was it just kind of like an overwhelmed? You know what, it's over kind of a thing. - I remember it was like, it was when I was like gig to gig and I had like 50 different gigs and you have so many things going on. And I got paid for the time, but then I had to like tally up the receipt and I didn't do that. Lost the receipt. Couldn't find it. - Oh God. - And then just kind of... (hands thudding) - Oh yeah. - She needed the receipt? - No, but I needed the receipt to Venmo charge her business manager.

1:03:00 - Oh. - Like, I just needed to like do it and be an adult. - But like, nah. - But wasn't at all. - There's other stuff going on. - [Arasha] That's okay. Hey, I bet that money's coming back to you. You know. - [Angela] But now, and she is making a comeback I saw on Grey's Anatomy next season. - [Arasha] So she's gonna think about you. - So maybe I can be like, "Hey." - Heard you got a gig. - Hey, I think... (laughs) - [Arasha] Now that you're working, you come into some money. - You sorta owe me like $350. Like it was a lot of money. Guys.

1:03:23 - [Arasha] Wait. - That's a lot of money, Angela. - I had to fill an Airbnb with the groceries for her and her like partner. - [Ian] Oh my God. - No. Wait, you have to Venmo request her. - I fucked up. - No, just actually just request 350. - Just Venmo request, a good 350. - To who? I dunno who? - At Kate Walsh. (laughs) - Take it to Twitter. - And guys, no, guys don't harass this woman. (laughs) - Rise up. - It was my fault, not hers. - You know what to do. - [Trevor] That's crazy. (laughs) - Battle state. - [Ian] The Kate Walsh subreddits gonna be going crazy. (laughs) - But then God, when McDreamy died.

1:04:02 - Dude spoilers left and right. - Arasha, everyone dies on the show. - Everyone dies. - Oh, I've seen it. - I actually just watched Grey's Anatomy, like started watching it for the first time, like this year. - [Tommy] And how do you feel about it? Gimme a review. - Oh, it's incredible. - So good. - I mean, it's just, yeah. - [Tommy] Which season finale have you gotten to so far? - Each one is quite the finale. Eh? - Yeah. - They were banking on the show being over every time. - [Trevor] It's crazy... - Each time (indistinct) let's blow it up.

1:04:26 - Each season finale is like five episodes long though. - Yeah, that's true. - It's like the story starts five episodes before and then you're going all the way and you're like, "How can it keep getting crazier?" - [Tommy] It's true. - And Shonda does it. It just keeps getting crazier. - [Arasha] Don't doubt Shonda. - Literally, every morning I go, "Don't doubt Shonda." - I look in the mirror, I go, "Don't do it." - Don't doubt Shonda. Don't doubt Shonda. - Don't, don't. Dan dan. - Dan dan. (laughs) - Can I do something really funny?

1:04:49 - What you wanna say? You gonna do something funny. - To this painting. But another thing I thought about, I read about, what is her name? Ellen... - DeGeneres. - No. - Pompeo. - [Crew] Pompeo. - Pompeo. She was saying that there was a while where Meredith Gray's character was making... (laughs) - [Arasha] Were you saying something? (indistinct) - Did everyone hear that? - [Tommy] Yep. - Just trying to talk to the chat. - Yeah, go for it. - Meanwhile, you're painting ugly cucumbers. - That's why I'm adding more cucumbers. I felt like.

1:05:22 - [Arasha] No. - I felt like the fruit bowl needed more cucumbers, but like couldn't fit it in the bowl. So it's on the top. - [Arasha] Hey, that is not a giant olive for you to add a pimento on. - I didn't do that. - That's really good. - That wasn't me. - That's really funny. - [Trevor] Sorry. (laughs) - That was this saboteur here. - It looked like a giant olive dude. - How many times did I say hunter green cantaloupe. - [Trevor] I fear that it's a giant olive now. (laughs) - [Tommy] Arasha sometimes fate is outta your hands.

1:05:51 - Okay. Can we get a new poll in the chat for hunter green cantaloupe versus giant olive. - [Tommy] Versus a lion in Gucci clothes. - You know what, I know what's gonna win. Don't do the poll. (laughs) - [Trevor] Don't do the poll. - Don't do the poll. Okay. - Okay, Lizzie. Okay. - Let's do some more stupid polls. - Okay, guys. - Republican versus Democrat. Let's see. (laughs) Let's actually get a poll of what you guys are thinking. No, I'm kidding. (laughs) - We're learning our audience today. - [Crew] Time to share our Ellen Pompeo tidbit.

1:06:17 - Oh, so she was saying that she was telling the writers, she was like, "I'm sick of playing a woman who's still having the same love issues. She's learned these lessons. A real life woman wouldn't be having these same like issues at this age." (people applauding) - [Trevor] That's right. - [Tommy] Yes. - And she was like, I guess at the time, they were making some groundbreaking, groundbreaking... What's the word? Like, groundbreaking. - Groundbreaking. - What's the word? - Thinking. - Groundbreaking. - Thinking. - [Crew] Choices, casting.

1:06:50 - [Tommy] Decisions. (laughs) - Developments in solving... - [Crew] Oh, like medical, like discoveries. - Yes. A medical breakthrough with Alzheimer's. And that's what she asked for her storyline to be about. But they were worried it'd be too boring. - [Trevor] Mm. - That's how the Alzheimer's storyline started? - Yes. - Whoa. - No, that's storyline started way early. Way early. - [Crew] Yeah. Right now. I mean, I haven't watched this season, but right now, like, she's like cured Alzheimer's. - Exactly. So that's why she asked for that.

1:07:15 'Cause she was like, "I'm not gonna still keep like having crushes on men." - [Crew] She is still having crushes on men. But she is solving... - So balance in the world. - [Trevor] Oh, shoot. - [Ian] And George Clooney said he is gonna stop kissing girls. - [Trevor] Finally giving the fellas a chance. - [Tommy] Yeah. - Am I right? - [Tommy] That's what I was about to say. - Jesus Christ. (laughs) - [Tommy] I was like, wait, does that mean... - Finally letting Trevor get in there? Make a mess of it. - Clooney hit me up. (laughs) - Clooney buy a ticket January 16th.

1:07:40 You could see him in scrubs anyway. - Anyway. - Anyway. That's right, is that the Pompeo story? - Yeah. - Surely we must have to be switching. - Does Ellen Pompeo owe you money too? What the f... Everything's green now. (laughs) Everything's green. - They're not gonna vote for this one so. - [Trevor] I just... (laughs) - Are you genuinely pissed. - [Trevor] Wait, that's so funny. (laughs) You're just painting the whole thing green. - [Trevor] That's incredible. - That's not how the poster looks though. - [Trevor] Incredible.

1:08:11 - That's not how the poster looks. - There's no cucumbers under a food bowl. - [Tommy] Football, football. - Football, I love football. - [Trevor] You fully messed up the depth of my food bowl. - [Angela] You know what I realized we didn't do for... - [Tommy] All right everyone, it's switch time. - Because we're at 1300 tickets. - [Ian] Wow. - Whoa! - [Trevor] Whoa! - Whoa. - Okay. Finally. I've been working so hard and for so long on sort of a frightened Mr. Peanut. (laughs) - This one's gone through so many iterations.

1:08:41 It's crazy. - I just, it sort of, Mr. Peanut just ended up here. - [Angela] Gorgeous Tommy. - [Arasha] Speaking of gorgeous. - He's felling shocked. - [Ian] Very nice. - [Angela] Oh wow. - [Ian] Wicked witch. - [Angela] Wicked. (laughs) - Flip it around. - [Angela] Wow. - [Tommy] That's pretty good. - [Trevor] Oh my goodness. - [Ian] I dunno what the intentional, I mean the initial intent for this one was, but I feel like... - [Angela] That one was all... - It continues to evolve. (laughs) - Well, it started off as blank. (laughs) Arasha didn't do anything, and then it made its way back to me. - [Arasha] I was waiting for a suggestion - And then I drew a bunch of boxes. - Okay.

1:09:13 - And it's just, you know. - It's just... - It's sort of a collage of all of us. - It's just, you know - You know. - Oh, you know, - Well, shoot. I don't know what to do here. - What's weird about this raspberries. It's in the middle of the cucumber and it looks furry. So like... - [Arasha] Raspberries are furry. Raspberries are fury. - I just watched myself. You ever watch yourself while you're in a video and you go, ew, ew. - [Tommy] It's a mistake. It's always a mistake. - I just looked at that cucumber and it's a raspberry and it has fur. (laughs) - It's okay. Well, what about that?

1:09:40 Does that make you feel anything? Art is meant to make me feel, you know. - This is really good. This is really good. (laughs) - [Trevor] That one makes me feel sad. - That one. (laughs) - [Trevor] That one makes me feel real sad. I don't wanna mess this up. This is stunning. - Which game studio? - [Trevor] Wicked Witch. - Wicked Witch. - Wicked Witch. - And if you're wondering if you're gonna get that, you're not - Wicked. Okay. So Chance did confirm. - That he was actually in therapy. - Oh, hold on a second. He's gonna call me back. He said, here we go.

1:10:19 - [Arasha] What are you guys gonna have for dinner tonight? - Probably. (laughs) - Here it comes. Here he comes here. He's gonna call. He's gonna call. - [Arasha] You didn't wanna share? - I don't want talk about it. - [Trevor] What are you doing? - [Arasha] Sorry. - There you go. - Me in the middle of the night making sure I'm locked. (laughs) - There he is. There he is. There he is. - There he is. There he is. - He's FaceTiming. - Oh. Oh, guys, it's all over my face. - [Tommy] Yeah, that's what I told you. (laughs) - Hey, we just wanted to make sure that we didn't actually interrupt.

1:10:50 - [Ian] He doesn't look happy. - [Arasha] We're live. We're live. - He knows. (indistinct) We're we wanted to make sure, did we interrupt... - Therapy actually? - Therapy? - [Chance] It's over now. - So yes, we did. - So yes we did. (laughs) - So yes we did. - Are you guys painting? - [Tommy] Yes. We're talking. - [Arasha] Among other things. - [Tommy] We're talking. - Oh! - [Tommy] Okay Chance, we have to rotate every like 10 minutes. - Every 10 minutes. - And so we're passing all of our paintings around. - [Chance] Oh, that explains it. (laughs) - Yeah. - Yeah. The second you start enjoying it. - Gone.

1:11:23 (fingers snapping) - It's taken from you. - [Chance] Is Courtney painting? - No. - Court's in the other room doing some game stuff. - [Chance] Okay. So that's why we're struggling. That's why we're struggling. - [Ian] Not what? No. Look at all the cucumbers we did. - [Tommy] I did a good job. Show him, Trevor. - Show. Look at this one. - Oh, yeah. - [Tommy] I did. I started this one. - [Chance] Oh my gosh. - Yeah. - [Chance] That one's good. - Right? - [Trevor] Yeah. I don't wanna touch it. I'm worried I'm gonna mess it up.

1:11:47 - Just add more flowers. Add more flowers and stems. - Yeah, but that's scary too. - No, the stem is my stem work. I'm a woman in stem. - Hey, fill the blank. Ready? Live.smosh. what? - [Chance] Com. - Woo! Buy your tickets. - [Trevor] Guys, don't go to live.smosh.com. Don't do it. (laughs) - [Tommy] We don't own that. We don't own that today. - [Arasha] If somebody hasn't already capitalized on that. - [Trevor] Don't do that. - [Angela] Chat say goodbye to Chance. - [Trevor].com. C-O-M. - Bye Chance. - I was like, he better mention something about the show or else this FaceTime's... - A waste of time.

1:12:19 - A waste of it. - All right, Ian, I've turned your cat into a beautiful golden boy. - [Ian] Thank you. - [Arasha] Golden boy? - [Ian] I actually really like the texture on that. That's really pretty. - [Arasha] Of this boy. - Well, he's got a green back and a gold. - [Angela] Oh, I love pink. - Oh, like an actual golden boy. Because you know the other term golden boy. - Oh, like our Shayne. - Right? - Oh. - Like our child. - Like our child. - Should I do something... - I think we'd make really good parents together.

1:12:52 - What's up? - No, I just add to it. What are we gonna do? - [Tommy] What are you gonna do? Talk to me. - Just like the impulsive thoughts 'cause it doesn't matter. You know, I know these paintings matter, but... - [Tommy] What do you mean it doesn't matter. - [Arasha] No, no. Don't do it to the fruit bowl. Do that to Ian's. - I just wanna be disruptive. - [Arasha] Do that to Ian's. - I understand that. Like, when you're in like a museum and you're like, what if I went bananas? - Like what if I just like, yeah. - Ripped everything off the wall.

1:13:14 - Or anytime I'm at a show... Take a picture of that. Anytime I'm at a show, I go, "What if I just stood up right now and just said like, stop." (laughs) - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the time. All the time. - I think about that every time. - I'm doing that with the fruit bowl. - And then you're done forever. - Sorry, Trev. Your fruit bowl's gonna get a little doozy. - No, not the fruit bowl. - I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't. - No, it's okay. You should. Do what makes you happy. - [Tommy] Angela, do it. - [Arasha] Do that with mine.

1:13:35 The one that says, hi chat. - I know what I'm gonna do. It's gonna make sense. - Oh my God, that makes sense. (laughs) Wait. Wait. - Oh, that makes so much sense. - Wait, wait. - [Ian] Oh my God. (laughs) - That makes sense. - [Crew] Ask what we're doing with these paintings after the stream. - [Trevor] We're eating them. - [Tommy] Guys, we're gonna be ingesting these paintings once we're done. No, we will be voting, you guys will be voting on the painting that make it into the background of our live show. Just a note about which one you vote on is like, it'd be cool if it, like, made sense in the show. (laughs) - Like you could be lame and vote for the ugly one, but you want the show to be good.

1:14:21 (laughs) - You can get any ticket at live.smosh.com. - [Tommy] Yeah. (laughs) - We're doing Smosh Hospital. - [Tommy] That's right. - Which is kind of like our take on, last year when we did... I don't know if I should... Whatever. - [Tommy] Smosh the Sitcom. - When we did Smosh the Sitcom Live, so we're basically gonna have two people playing the same character. Whenever they break, they get swapped out with the other person. We've written this like soap opera-y, kind of like hospital script. So you're not just seeing the people that are playing the doctors. Some of the other cast members are also going to be patients.

1:15:04 And those people are gonna be a surprise to us doctors. - [Arasha] That's right. And it's gonna be the entire cast as well. So in the trailer, you saw some of us, we're gonna play the doctors and nurses. Everybody on the cast is gonna be on the live show. - [Tommy] That's right. - So you will see Amanda, you will see Spencer, Noah, Keith, Chance, all of them. - Anthony. - Are gonna be our patients. Anthony, you're gonna see 'em all. - See them all. - A cat's nose is the other way around, isn't it? Right. I did this wrong, huh?

1:15:33 - I really wanna not understand your question. - It's the opposite. - [Angela] It's nice. The gas. - Its the only way around, isn't it? - [Ian] That's not a cat anymore. - Well, it's a... - That's a whole new creature. - He's hanging in there. - (indistinct) of horror. - That was amazing. - He's hanging there. (laughs) - There are... - Let me see if I can get... - Everybody's very, very scared as if you saw a really deep wound but it's just the patient. We're good. - [Arasha] I've never seen anyone more horrified.

1:15:58 That was... - [Angela] You guys. My favorite part about this show is like, the sitcom was like silly. Like we're trying to be like really serious. - We're acting. We're acting. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Arasha and I's character. - [Angela] Its so sad. - So sad. - [Trevor] So funny. - We have such horrible backgrounds. - Yeah. Do you know what the accident is? - Yes. - Yep. They like... - [Trevor] Oh, Jesus Christ. - You wanna know what accident we're talking about? They're gonna have to buy the ticket to the show. - And that on live.smosh.com.

1:16:31 - That's on live.smosh.com. - On January 16th. - January 16th is a live show. But don't worry, if you can't watch it live, you can watch the VOD, the recording of it. - [Arasha] The VOD - The VOD one would say, up to the 31st. - So that even allows for re-watches. So if you wanna watch it once so you can like see and be a part of the live viewing of it, you can, and you can vote for things and be a part of it. But then also you could just re-watch it after. - [Tommy] Make a watch party. - [Arasha] Because you're like wait, so I see all these people talking about this hilarious moment that happened on Reddit.

1:17:00 I didn't catch it. Let me re-watch it. That's something you can do. - [Tommy] That's something you can do. - [Angela] That's something you can do. - I need a little... Oh, you know what I can do? - Which, I'm curious from you guys. (laughs) - Uh... - Which of the doctors from the trailer seem the craziest and messiest to you? - Yeah. - What's your vibe? - What's your read on the doctors from the trailer? - [Arasha] Because whatever it is, it's probably not right. (laughs) What are you guys doing over there? - Oh no, Ian. (laughs) - Dude. Ah! - Not on the pimento.

1:17:36 - You ruined my Mr. Peanut. - [Tommy] Ian made Mr. Peanut have poop everywhere. - Oh, I did add a ice cream cone to the fruit. - [Arasha] That's cute. - I fixed the nose. Everyone can I calm down. - [Ian] I fixed Mr. Peanut. - [Arasha] I added more squares to the right. (laughs) - [Tommy] Oh good. - I like Eric's face. Just, ooh. - [Tommy] He was like, "Oh." - What do you think? - Yikes. - [Ian] Pretty good. - It's pretty good, Ian. - Listen, comedy or art, you really just pick one in the world. - [Crew] So I'll ask a question about like, who they're excited to see. People are gagged over or like the trailer looks. People are gagged over Shayne's little (indistinct). - [Tommy] Oh.

1:18:15 - [Crew] I am too. - [Arasha] Can I get that paper towel roll inch, please. - [Crew] Cute. - [Arasha] Not a paper towel roll. - [Angela] Oh, yes. - Just a little guy. - [Arasha] Okay. We have to switch, right? - [Crew] Almost. - Guys, please. - Flies. - Please Denver. - So please. - Flies please. - Please buy tickets 'cause I don't want to keep drawing more diarrhea. - He can't stop. He can't stop. He can't help himself. - We hit it. We hit it. Switch. - Ha! We hit it. (hands clapping) - We hit it, switch. - All right, Trevor.

1:18:41 Great. Thank God. - [Arasha] Trev, take This, please. - We hit it. - Oh God, this. You know what? - My opus. - I'm gonna paint over the whole thing. (laughs) - Cute. Travis, please. - I fix him. - My hands are too shaky. Just give me, okay. Yeah, it's fine. This is perfect. - And if you put diarrhea on my... - I would never. I would never. - All right. All right. You know what time it is? Who's birthday is it? - And ask the chat. - Whose birthday is it? - Whose birthday, birthdays. Birthday. - Whose birthday is it?

1:19:05 - Birthday, birthday. Birthday. I need more tickets then I say something that's the secret. - Whose birthday is it? - Whose birthday. - Birthday. Birthday. - Whose Birthday? - Birthday. Birthday. - Hey, go shorty. (laughs) - Hey, birthday, you can lie. - [Tommy] 100 more Tickets, nah. - [Arasha] Where's that pretty blue? - No wait, wait. - [Arasha] Is it gone? - Who's in love? That's stupid. Who's having a bad day? - [Tommy] Oh. - [Crew] Maya. - Maya. - Maya. Sorry. - Hope your day's better. Sorry Maya. - [Tommy] Sorry Maya. (laughs) - Sorry Maya. (laughs) Who else do we got?

1:19:33 - [Tommy] Who else? Who else is miserable? - [Crew] Phoebe. - Phoebe. - Sorry Phoebe. - [Tommy] Sorry Phoebe. (laughs) - [Crew] Ramona. - Sorry Ramona. - Ramona. Sorry. - These are people that are sad right now. - Yes. Yes. (laughs) Angela asked who's having a bad day? - Lucy. - Lucy. Bad day Lucy. - Sorry. - [Tommy] Sorry, Lucy. - [Arasha] Sorry. - Sorry, Mike. - There must be a better prompt. - [Crew] Fiona. - [Tommy] Sorry, Fiona. Cool name. - [Crew] You got a Damien. in the chat. - [Tommy] Damien. Our Damien. - [Ian] Damien.

1:20:03 - Damien. Sorry your day's bad. Who else? Who else? (laughs) - [Arasha] This is awful. You guys, their day is bad and they're watching this. - [Crew] Jennifer. - And were making... - Hey Jennifer, we're so sorry, Jennifer. - [Crew] (indistinct) Froggy says they got a chunk of hair pulled out today. - Oh my God. Cute. - Did they want to? - [Tommy] Draw it in. Draw it back in. - Drop back in. - Draw it back in. - Who wants their name next to the pimento? And the diarrhea from Mr. Peanut. Come on now. (laughs) Anybody's name, if you are sad, you can get your name on Mr. Peanut's diarrhea. - [Crew] Percy.

1:20:33 - Who? - [Crew] Percy. - Percy. - [Tommy] Percy. - So sorry. Percy. - Sorry. Percy. Percy. - It's gonna get better, Percy. All right. Gimme a secret and your name and I'll write the secret and the name. - Is this still on the one that says Hi Chat? - [Angela] Yeah. - You're doing that with a Sharpie. - [Angela] Yeah. - [Tommy] Yeah. - You're just writing their bad days and why? - [Tommy] Yeah. - [Trevor] This is the worst thing... (laughs) - Now we're gonna write secrets. - It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

1:20:55 - Secrets. Gotcha. - Because then, think about this. If you buy tickets and you vote, don't vote for this one. It's not funny if you vote for this one. But if this was in the hospital set, Phoebe could look at this and be like, remember that bad day I had? - [Tommy] Yeah. - [Arasha] This one's worse. - [Tommy] This one's worse. (laughs) - And then Phoebe would go, "No, things get better." - [Arasha] Right. - Come on, gimme some secrets. I'll put it on the thing. - [Tommy] Right, right. - That is how word it works.

1:21:15 - [Crew] I'm gay, Victoria. - I'm gay, Victoria. Here we go. That's getting paint. - [Crew] I'm gonna quit my job, Lynn. (marker clicking) - Woo. - The names after their secrets is crazy worse. I'm gay, Victoria. - I'm quitting my job, Lynn. - [Crew] Lily, who eats dog treats. - I ate dog treats, Lily. - Lily, Lily. We have to talk. - [Tommy] Lily, yeah. - Lily. Babe. - [Group] Lily. - [Trevor] Lily. Sit down. We should have a chat. - There's be so many cookie options. Lily, explain why. - Lily, tell us why. - And chat be nice to her, or them. (brush thudding) Quiet. - Okay, everyone, I'm putting something in the background so we don't have to paint it. Okay?

1:21:59 - [Angela] Paint it. - [Group] Paint it. - Did you guys hear Ace and Shelly broke up? - [Tommy] What? - [Arasha] Yes. He was alone at the basketball game. - [Crew] Wow. - Oh. - [Trevor] Dude. What? - Yeah. - What? - [Trevor] No. - Yeah. - You don't go to a basketball game alone if you're in a relationship. - He went alone. He went alone. He was on the jumbo tron. Just him. No one else. - [Trevor] Dude, that's embarrassing. Which one was quitting their job and which one was gay? - Victoria's gay. - Victoria's gay. - Victoria's gay. Victoria, you're getting painted on.

1:22:33 - Yeah, they broke up. So are any of them together? Tj and... - [Ian] What about mamasita? - [Crew] Still going. - Nicole, Andrea still going? - [Arasha] But they want us to respect their privacy. - [Ian] What? Oh, what did they do that got 'em canceled? - [Arasha] Nothing. - Dang. - [Arasha] They're just preemptively asking for privacy. - Are they actually together? Do we actually think they're together? - Don't you dare bring that up? - Usually it's a bad sign when they ask for privacy. When an influencer asks for privacy. Like, okay, what did you do?

1:22:57 - It's 'cause Alandra got invited to the Met Gala. (inhales sharply) - Victoria's gay And who's quitting? Lynn. - Lynn. - No, Lynn quit. Oh. Who's cleaning their house? - [Crew] What? - You are. - Thought somebody said, I'm cleaning my house. - [Crew] Nope. - Nope. - Got it. Got it. - Guys, thanks for being a part of the chat. You could do things like this in the Smoshpital show. You'll be able to be in the chat. - [Tommy] That's right. - And be able to vote on stuff. - You can influence the show. - Just like you influence this ugly ass painting, you can influence a hospital. Abby, Phoebe, Anna.

1:23:30 - [Crew] Do you want more secrets? 'Cause they're sending them. - Yep, yep, yep. - [Tommy] Secrets, please. - [Crew] Okay. - And a silly one. - [Crew] I got pooped on, is something that someone said. - [Tommy] I got what? - [Crew] Bonnie. - Someone got pooped on. - [Crew] Yes. - Keep going. - Today? - [Trevor] Who in the chat most recently pooped their pants? - That's good. - That's good. - It's been a minute for me. - I've ruined every painting I've touched. - Me too. - [Crew] Oh my God. People are going to Kate Walsh's comments.

1:23:58 - [Trevor] No. - Guys, guys! You can't. - Guys. - You can't. - No. - You have to know. - Why did I say this? - You had to know that would happen. - [Arasha] Shit. - [Tommy] You had to know that would happen. - No. To be honest, I thought it was such a... For some reason I was like, hospital, Kate Walsh. And then... - [Crew] That makes sense. - Dude. No, you woke up this morning and you're like, "On the live stream I should say something about that." - [Arasha] I'm gonna get my money back. - I'm gonna get my money back. - Imma roast.

1:24:19 - This is my chance. - But also, you know who probably doesn't read her comments? Kate Walsh. - Yeah. - [Arasha] Yeah. Her team's doing that. - Guys, if you're in her comments and you didn't buy a ticket, I'm mad at you. - 100%. - You can only do that kind of shit if you bought the merch fucking bundle. - Or if you're having a bad day, that's okay too. - [Angela] Yeah. - [Tommy] Like Victoria. Who's gay? - [Angela] No, Victoria's not having a bad day. She's just gay. - Her secret's just gay. Victoria's not having a bad day, she's just gay. - (laughs) Sorry. Blind.

1:24:47 - [Crew] Chelsea crashed her car. - What? - [Crew] Chelsea crashed her car. - Chelsea. I'm so sorry. - Is Chelsea okay? - [Crew] Emma tells everyone that she quit, but she really got fired. (inhales sharply) - Honestly. I respect. - That's awesome. I respect that so hard. (laughs) - And Emma, no one's gonna know. - [Arasha] And you know what, that's always the case. - [Crew] (indistinct) they are commenting on Kate Walsh's post. - [Tommy] It's confirmed. - [Crew] So we told them not to. - Hey guys, stop. (laughs) Don't comment on her posts.

1:25:12 And then if you see other people doing that, report the comment. (laughs) - [Tommy] Exactly. Okay. Thank you everyone. We're at 1500 tickets today. Thank you so much. Can't wait for you to see it. Everything that I'm about to say is still in the works. It's still in the works. Okay. But the other week, I wanna say like three weeks ago, four weeks ago. (Angela exclaiming) I was in the studio working. - What kind of studio? - A music studio. - [Ian] A music... What would you be doing in a music studio? - Oh my god. - [Trevor] He's in the stu.

1:25:44 - I want everyone to look out for Promline Deluxe. - [Angela] Woo. - [Ian] What? - [Trevor] Wow. (hands clapping) - Which will come out at some point after I'm done tweaking it. (crowd cheering) - That's... - And lemme tell you, it's a blast. - After you're done tweaking it, jerking it and doing it. - Yep. - Back into my heart. - Back into my heart. Anyway, excited for you guys to see it. It'll just be... - [Crew] They're gag. - Yeah. They're gag. - Yeah. They're gag. - [Angela] I'm so sorry. - [Arasha] Is everybody that's having a bad day, having a good day now, after you heard that news, drop it in the chat.

1:26:15 - I bet your car's better now. - I'm talking to you, Victoria. - Yeah. I bet your car has fixed itself. - [Ian] Yeah. - I bet you're still gay and you're freaking out about Promline. - No, Victoria's not having a bad day. - She's just gay. - She's just revealing her secret that she's gay. - So I'm doing something that's like kind of LACMA of me and I'm kind of mixing it all up. - Whoa. That's so LACMA of you. - [Arasha] What's LACMA? - LACMA. (laughs) - Los Angeles County Museum of Art. - Los Angeles composes a museum of art.

1:26:36 - LACMA these balls. - Hey, LACMA ball. Hey. - Does anyone have a paper towel? - Yeah. - Oh, there's a big roll... - Here, right here. - Do you need another? - No, that's good. - Cool. - I'm kind of dipping it in paint and water. - [Arasha] Okay. Okay, you guys. So I took Ian's painting and I made it a little Dora. - Oh no. - [Tommy] Wait, I like that. - [Ian] Wait, hold on. Wait a second. - [Tommy] I like that. - [Angela] That's cute. - [Ian] Okay. - Yeah. - [Ian] Yeah. - [Tommy] I like that. - [Ian] I'm all right. You know what?

1:27:01 You corrected the vision. - [Tommy] The colors are really good. - Yeah. Thank you. - [Tommy] Good job. - I can do color. - [Angela] Back into my heart. - I can do color. - [Tommy] Oh, Ian's doing detail work on the flowers. - I tried to patch in the white bits. - [Angela] Wait guys... - [Arasha] Guys we have to switch. - Actually I think this kind of fucking rocks. - This is very fun. The diarrhea is really visible. Even after the (indistinct). - [Arasha] Wait, I can't see the diarrhea. - It's right here. - Oh, oh, oh. It's coming out.

1:27:31 - [Angela] It's hunter green like your olive. - I see. - [Tommy] And it's on an olive. - It's okay. Gotcha. - [Crew] Arasha was right that we had to switch. - [Angela] Switching. - [Tommy] Switching. - Switch it. - [Trevor] Switch it. Oh, frick. - This is basically like canvas. - Trevor, it's... - I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. - [Arasha] I'm coming. - I'm sorry. - [Arasha] I'm back to fruit bowl. And you know what I need to do? - Whoa! - Honestly, at this point, the fruit bowl isn't even spiritually mine. - I'm gonna fix this fruit bowl right up.

1:27:53 - Whoa, guys. Just in from one of my friends, frosty the snowman, voice actor... - Is gay. - Had three secret families. - Whoa. - [Crew] Whoa. - Three. - So when you're listening to that jolly little voice. - Impressive. (hands thudding) - That's a liar. (laughs) - We're fixing this together. - Yes, yes, yes. (hands clapping) - Dude. No, the pimento. - Don't look. - [Ian] What if the frosty snowman... (zipper rasping) - [Tommy] Not too much. 'cause I don't want it on my clothes, - Trevor. - [Tommy] This isn't coming.

1:28:18 - You can look. - [Trevor] Sorry. - [Tommy] Hold on. Hold on. - Your heart's breaking as I'm doing this. But my heart broke the first time. (laughs) What about trust? - What about everything we've been through? (laughs) - But what about me? - You know, I never wanted to hurt you. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. - What am I supposed to do? - Oh, is this High School Musical or something? (laughs) - Nope. You wouldn't get it. - Ooh. Looks like boobs, yellow boobs. - I gotta leave. - Boobs everywhere. Whoa. - Okay. That did not do what I thought, but hold on.

1:28:46 - Yeah. Now just make a mess of it. - We're gonna keep going with this. We're gonna keep going with this. All right. - Guys, I'm loving where that's going. - Keep going with this. - No. It's 3D diarrhea. - Three diarrhea. (laughs) - Whoa. Oh, hold on. - Guys that one's gonna be... - Flip it upside down. - Have a bad day. - Flip it around. - Okay. This isn't okay. Ooh, that's a good color. Robin egg blue - [Arasha] Egg. - [Angela] Robin egg blue to isle three. - Robin egg blue. - [Angela] Robin Egg Blue your onion rings already.

1:29:19 (Tommy grunting) - [Angela] Oof! It's that part of the stream talking to stay awake. And I hate what I'm saying. - No, you're doing great, babe. - [Arasha] You're doing great. - January 16th. January always feels slow to me. I always get a little like sad for no reason. And I think it's just... - 'Cause it's post all the joy. Yeah. - I go hardcore Christmas. - [Trevor] Post joy. (laughs) - Get yourself a gift for after Christmas when you've experienced all the other gifts. - Yes. Just have something to look forward to.

1:29:44 That's my favorite thing. - Or this could be a really cute Christmas gift. 'Cause it's something that you could experience with whoever you're buying it for after. - And actually though, aren't those great gifts when it's not something like in front of you. That's a material item, but it's an experience. (canvas thudding) - [Ian] Guys, we have five minutes left. Whoa. Oh my God. We have five minutes left. So vote on your favorite painting and it will end up in our show. - [Angela] Let's show you guys the paintings.

1:30:09 (canvas thudding) Everybody. - [Crew] The poll can only vote for four. Right now they need to comment their least favorite one that they don't want. - [Tommy] Okay. - [Angela] We have a least favorite. - Comment your least favorite. - [Crew] Make a choice. - [Angela] Yeah, I think that one is just like shout outs for people who have a bad day, gay. Or it's their birthday. (laughs) - [Trevor] Bad day, gay or birthday. Always one of the three. (laughs) - [Crew] Please put your name on the back of the painting when you show it so they know which one they're voting for.

1:30:34 - This one is Tommy's but we switched every 69 tickets. So it's everybody's. - It's everybody's. Oh, the black outline's really cute. - Thank you. I did that. - That's really fun. - [Trevor] This is Ian's I don't know. Dang in there. - [Tommy] Dang in there. - [Angela] Dang in there. I kinda like this one. - [Crew] Yeah. Everyone wants Hi Chat to be eliminated. - [Ian] Sorry. Okay. Alright. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. This... - [Arasha] Why? (laughs) - This was Angela's. - [Trevor] Ooh. - Yeah. - Yeah. - [Arasha] And this is Trevor's fruit bowl. - [Tommy] Fruit bowl.

1:31:07 - [Ian] Fruit bowl. - Fruit bowl. - [Angela] And this guys is going on Brenden's desk. - [Ian] Yeah. - Brenden. - In the camera little area of the new building. - [Tommy] Guys. - [Ian] What are we thinking? - [Tommy] What are we thinking guys? What are we repping? - Michelangelo. - Flip it around? - Flip it around. - Wicked witch. - Guys put your votes. - Should we just turn these around and put 'em on the... - Yeah. - Turn these around. - Turn it around. - Turn it, turn it around. - Five minutes guys, you could still buy your ticket.

1:31:39 You could buy it now. You can buy it after the stream. You could do whatever you want. - You could do whatever you want, you guys. ♪ You could do whatever you want ♪ - You have free will. (canvas thudding) - Look at that. - Just need to put, do we have white or anything? - I got white. - Plenty of white. - Yeah. - Yeah. Thank you. Just need to... ♪ Hack into my heart ♪ ♪ You'll C my devotion ♪ - Oh, sorry. - You're good. ♪ Plug you in, press start ♪ - Sorry. - Oh, Tommy's version. (laughs) - Can you painted it out?

1:32:08 - When I say deluxe, that's what I mean. - Go for it. - Guys, this is your last chance to buy tickets. It's not really not, but live.smosh.com. Go get 'em now. - [Angela] Yeah. - And when you order, when you get the tickets. - [Tommy] It's showing up? - You also get immediate access to Smosh The Sitcom live, which is our live show we did last year. - [Trevor] Mm-hm. - We had a blast. Enjoy it. It's free with purchase. - [Arasha] And it gives you a good idea of what we're going to do because we run that same format.

1:32:33 - Yes. - So if you're confused at all and you're like, "I have no idea what it means to break and switch characters. And why does, they're two of every character." You get to watch sitcom and get a little learning lesson while you do the laughs. - That's right. - I think it's a great gift because its like you immediately give somebody a show and then it comes with another show that you could watch with them later. - Exactly. - And then what if they get merch bundle? - Merch bundle. (indistinct) - Then you get... - I'm not closing the door. Merch bundle comes with cards of us. Photo prints of the cast.

1:33:02 - Photo prints of the cast. - Photo prints of the cast. - You get pictures. - Photo prints of the cast. - Whole Smosh cast is in there. It's so special when we all do something together. We only do it like once a year where we're all there. - [Tommy] Mm-hm. - It's really fricking fun. You're not gonna wanna miss it. - [Arasha] And we are indeed all there. - Tommy's won. (people applauding) - Tommy's won, yeah. - Thank you. Thank you. - Tommy, did you see the secret little guy? - Yeah, he did a secret little guy. - Where's the secret guy?

1:33:23 - I'm gagged. - He's here. There's a secret guy. - [Arasha] Where's the secret guy? Where's the secret guy? - [Crew] Ah! (laughs) - [Tommy] Secret guy. - [Ian] Secret guy. - [Group] Secret guy. Secret guy. Secret guy. (hands clapping) - [Ian] Hey, you know everyone. I think for the holidays everyone could use a secret guy. - Did you make secret guy? - No Trevor made secret guy. - Trevor. - Secrets guy. (laughs) Abby, Anna. - Guys, we got 30 seconds left. Get your tickets now. - I love secret guy. - Get your tickets now.

1:33:56 Or I will be angry. - If you're a part of the people who had a bad day. This is for you. - Hey. (hands clapping) - If you had a good day, fuck you. (laughs) - Nice, and if you're gay, we love you, Victoria. - We love you, Victoria. - We love you, Victoria. (laughs) (hands clapping) Guys, thank you so much for watching the live stream. Make sure you get your tickets on live.smosh.com. - [Group] Smosh.com. - The show is Smosh Hospital. - Yeah! - It is premiering on January 16th, which is a Friday at 7:00 PM Pacific Standard time.

1:34:20 The entire Smosh cast will be there. So get your fricking tickets. - That's right. - Live.smosh.com. Live.smosh.com. - [Group] Live.smosh.com. Live.smosh.com. Live.smosh.com. - Clear. - Clear. (Trevor imitates defibrillator booming) - [Group] Live.smosh.com. Live.smosh.com. Live.smosh.com. (upbeat music continues)

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What is discussed in "Painting & Chatting About Smosh Hospital"?

In order: 0:00 Smosh Hospital, January 16th, Bit City, Smosh The Sitcom; 10:00 January 16th, Bit City, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom; 20:00 Teletubbies, January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom; 30:00 Bit City, JoJo Siwa; 40:00 January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom; 50:00 Trixie Mattel, January 16th, Smosh The Sitcom; 1:00:00 Grey's Anatomy, Kate Walsh, January 16th; 1:10:00 January 16th, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom; 1:20:00 Kate Walsh, January 16th, Promline Deluxe; 1:30:00 January 16th, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom.

What is mentioned in this Smosh episode?

11 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including January 16th, Smosh, Smosh Hospital, Smosh The Sitcom, Kate Walsh, Bit City. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Painting & Chatting About Smosh Hospital"?

The episode runs 1 h 35 min; the transcript is about 21,199 words in 192 timestamped sections.

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