The Smoscars Bloopers

What this episode is about

The Smoscars Bloopers feature a humorous behind-the-scenes look at a fictional award show, showcasing playful banter and quirky interactions among characters. Highlights include comedic fashion exchanges, discussions about unexpected award categories, and lighthearted references to past experiences, all while celebrating 20 years of Smosh.

Key takeaways

• Cooking awards: where success means dodging Trevor and embracing culinary glory.
• Two decades in, Smosh proves that immaturity ages like fine wine—just with more tequila.
• Bikini girl may not win an award, but she'll always have a place in our hearts... and conversations.
• From body doubles to Sudoku, who knew the path to self-discovery could be so absurdly comedic?
• In a world obsessed with the next big hit, sometimes gratitude and good company steal the spotlight.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Shane (Guest) · 14 min speaking
• Ian (Guest) · 10 min speaking
• Angela (Guest) · 7 min speaking
• Donald Glover (Guest) · 3 min speaking
• Trevor (Guest) · 3 min speaking
• Tommy (Host) · 3 min speaking
• William (Guest) · 7 min speaking
• Arasha (Guest) · 3 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Chef Cook, Smosh, Smos Awards, Bibong
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Task Rabbit, Olivia, Smos Games, Rancho Cukamonga
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Olivia
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Smos Games, Grace Helbig, K-pop Demon Hunters
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Olivia, Smos Awards, Rancho Cukamonga
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Olivia, Smos Games
7. 1:00:00 – 1:08:59: Olivia, Rancho Cukamonga, Donald Glover

Notable quotes from "The Smoscars Bloopers"

• That's lovely. Anything you're expecting to win tonight, Shane?

  about Smos Awards · at 0:30

• We started all of this when we were 17, 18, and now we're like 20. So that's crazy.

  about Smosh · at 2:50

• Wanted me to look upset many times and embarrassed. I've done some body double work in Secret Life of Pets. I did some body double work in Ed and Eddie on Cartoon Network a…

  about Secret Life of Pets · at 4:09

• I am staying in a back house with friends in Santa Barbara and my plan is to get into Sudoku.

  about Santa Barbara · at 5:24

• That's crazy. Okay, get over here. Get over here. And anyone you're looking forward to seeing tonight? I'm excited to see Chef Cook. I'm a big fan of his creams. And any…

  about Chef Cook · at 9:08

• Olivia, Angela, would love to have an interview. Thank you so much, Trevor.

  about Olivia · at 15:02

• Way. I remember getting the notification on Task Rabbit from Smosh, which I had never heard of before. and I came to their studio in Rancho Cukamonga. it was right next to a…

  about Smos Studio · at 17:41

• Rancho Cukamonga was where the palm reader was located.

  about Rancho Cukamonga · at 1:05:55

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Olivia — Person · On-camera cast member / interview subject (Smosh event) · 10 mentions · first at 15:02
  Appears as a recurring on-carpet interviewee and is referenced in a long-running Smosh context (10 years), including being called for an interview and discussed in relation to past bits and staging/blocking.
• Chef Cook — Person · In-episode character / celebrity-style attendee being called for photos · 2 mentions · first at 8:50
  A named character at the event who is repeatedly called over for attention/photos and is explicitly anticipated by another attendee, suggesting an in-universe persona rather than a widely known public figure.
• Donald Glover — Person · Referenced celebrity (joke / mistaken identity) · 2 mentions · first at 1:54
  Used as a comedic reference on the carpet (name-dropping and misnaming), including a repeated gag where someone is thanked as if they were Donald Glover.
• Austin Butler — Person · Referenced actor (used to explain a comedic accent) · 1 mention · first at 14:43
  Mentioned as the reason a speaker has an 'Elvis' twang, referencing Butler’s portrayal of Elvis as a pop-culture touchstone.
  To be honest, I can't remember if this is Abbercrombie or Fitch. it's one of the two, though. I watched the Austin Butler Elvis movie last night, so got a little bit of the twang still stuck up in there.
• Grace Helbig — Person · Referenced creator (potential voice-acting opportunity mentioned) · 1 mention · first at 35:02
  Mentioned as a potential character/voice target in a comedic monologue about upcoming voice work and opportunities, implying a (joking) prospective collaboration.
  Stuff that I can't quite talk about yet, but let's just say that Grace Hellbig wants me to voice Grace Hellbig.

Companies & orgs

• Smosh — Company · Business focus · 1 mention · first at 2:30
  Primary company discussed in the podcast, celebrating its 20th anniversary.
• Smos Games — Company · Business focus · 3 mentions · first at 15:37
  Subsidiary or division of Smosh, mentioned in the context of the company's activities.
  Sorry, we're just like I'm wearing Small Summer Games. My team.
• Smos Studio — Company · Business focus · 1 mention · first at 17:55
  Mentioned as part of Smosh's operations.
• Task Rabbit — Company · Incidental · 2 mentions · first at 16:05
  Mentioned as a platform used by one of the speakers.
  Making them play. I just couldn't make noise within our home. So, I found my way. I remember getting the notification on Task Rabbit from Smosh, which I had never heard of…
• Volante Design — Company · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 9:36
  Mentioned as the source of clothing worn by one of the speakers.
  Let's Let's get a full body. Let's get a full body. Look at that. Look at that.
• Enron — Company · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 9:08
  Mentioned in passing as a reference point.
  Yes, Tommy. Yes. Tommy, you're looking shredded when you're inspired by the Enron documents.

Products & tech

• Bibong — Product · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 0:46
  Mentioned in passing as something the speakers are wearing.

Concepts & topics

• Sudoku — Concept · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 5:29
  Mentioned as a personal interest of one of the speakers.
  I am staying in a back house with friends in Santa Barbara and my plan is to get into Sudoku.
• Dairy cows — Concept · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 15:27
  Mentioned in passing as part of a team name.
  Dairy cows. Release the documents.

Places & events

• Smos Awards — Event · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 0:30
  Event being discussed in the podcast, possibly an internal awards ceremony for Smosh.
• Rancho Cukamonga — Place · Setting · 3 mentions · first at 17:52
  Mentioned as a location related to Smosh's operations.
• Santa Barbara — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 5:22
  Mentioned as a personal travel destination.

Media & podcasts

• Secret Life of Pets — Media · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 4:12
  Mentioned as a past project of one of the speakers.
• Chicago Med — Media · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 11:18
  Mentioned as a past workplace of one of the speakers.
  Come true. The call times amazing. I worked at I worked at Chicago Med and the call time for 6:00 a.m. So what? 8 a.m.
• K-pop Demon Hunters — Media · Incidental · 1 mention · first at 35:34
  Mentioned as a potential future project for one of the speakers.
  Of the voice actors from K-pop Demon Hunters are busy, busy, busy, busy. And I don't blame them. So, trying to, learn how to sing real good and, I think K-pop Demon Hunters, too.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Kids are hold. I got this. Love the rainbow. Shane, anyone you're here with tonight?

0:25 Uh, I think my wife, sorry, my coworker is here uh somewhere. So, yeah. I don't know.

0:30 That's lovely. Anything you're expecting to win tonight, Shane? Uh, I think I'm nominated for a cooking award, which, you know, it's an honor to be nominated for a cooking award over Trevor. Uh, so I'm I'm very happy about that.

0:42 Hi. Hey, dude. We're What are you guys wearing tonight? Bibong. Your mom's clothes.

0:48 Uh, yo, my mother is dead. So, we got this at Pacson. Pacon. Yeah, I got I got This is Bibong.

0:55 Yours? Bibong, too? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we both we but we both we only shop at Pa.

0:59 Any characters you think you're going to see tonight? Uh bikini girl, I hope. Probably bikini girl number one, bikini girl number two. Are

1:07 is there an award for the hottest bikini girl tonight? No, there is not. Uh thank you guys so much.

1:13 That's gay. Okay. Whoa. We're professional. Ian, remember what we talked about?

1:19 Professional tonight. All right. Hi, Mom. Hey, Ian's mom. Call me. You know what I mean?

1:26 Can you Can you say the catchphrase for us? Can you say the catchphrase? Okay. Ready? One, two, three.

1:31 Shut up. Oh, that's a catchphrase. You didn't know what it was? Dude, you're the one that says that in the video.

1:38 And you think we have kids? E. E. Kids are kill. All right. Great talking to you. Thank you.

1:54 Donnie Buttons. Donald Glover. Donald or anything? Donald Duck. Security. Security. Can we get security, please?

2:05 Can we get someone to get these boys off? Thanks, Donnie. Thanks, Donnie. Butthole.

2:12 No, [ __ ] No, that's not the levels on that. That was I felt assaulted. Crazy.

2:24 I was like having triggers to middle school. I'm like, I'm back. Oh my god. 20 years of Smosh. Let's give it up.

2:35 Yeah. 20 20 years. Thank you to everyone who showed up. See some friendly faces. See some faces I hate.

2:44 Hey, calm down. Calm down. Okay. Uh, I cannot believe it's been 20 years. We started all of this when we were 17, 18, and now we're like 20. So that's crazy.

2:56 Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty incredible. I got a trough of tequila back. You suck at your job. You suck at your job. No, we're not.

3:12 Hey Pete, good job out there, man. Okay, great. That was Thank you. GET THE AWAY from me. She's still in character. She's

3:22 Thank you so much. We don't give the awards. That's good. Pete, I love you. I first got into the world for body doubling. Um I was just looking for work. Um and someone once on the street said to me, "You look like you have a face for YouTube." Um but I don't really watch any of that. I read. The body double scan process was very very deep. WHAT IS THIS ACCENT?

3:53 I LIKE IT. IT LITERALLY IS coming off like it's real. Kind of moving into a different region. Here we go.

3:59 The the body double scanning process was very lengthy. They had me move my face in weird ways and they said it was for that character specifically. Um they wanted me to look upset many times and and um embarrassed. I've done some body double work in Secret Life of Pets. Um I did some body double work in Ed and Eddie um on Cartoon Network a long time ago. Yes. So I've just been hired by an alarm app on the phone um to make a really disgusting face to wake someone up. Um so I just kind of go like it's 700 a.m. and they kind of get in there with the animation and they do stuff but not really my type of stuff but just take the paycheck and go. Right. I grew up um watching a lot of animation. Um but in my house, my mother had the worst headaches. So I watched animation on mute, right? So I just kind of really watched um the faces and I studied that.

4:59 Right? So I didn't really wasn't really one for the storytelling of it all. Right? Mostly just like looking at the images and being like, "Wow, look at that." And the colors. I have some projects coming down the pipeline. Um I am actually taking one big time off.

5:20 Yeah. Where are you? Where are you traveling to on holiday? I am staying in a back house with friends in Santa Barbara and um my plan is to get into Sudoku. I'm really excited about it.

5:36 What's your favorite part about Sudoku? I haven't enjoyed it yet. A I've never done anything like it. So, I'm going to um get my hands in there and really see what it's like to do some puzzles.

5:55 Okay. Is there anything else you want to do? Angela as Lauren? Um, no. I just am so grateful for this Mosh team. What What a great group of of Jenzers. Now, I have to go do a puzzle. Do you guys mind if I leave? All right. Love you all. Is that good?

6:13 Absolutely. Okay. Incredible. Okay. Let's I have no idea what that was. Maybe there was like a huge sound in there. That was like alarming.

6:25 My bronzer. Maybe you like mimic them talking. Maybe when we were like looking at a watch.

7:02 Okay, great. Let's go. What show were they even on? What showed? What show were you guys on?

7:08 Oh, yes. Thank you. Oh, do you not watch Smash? No, that one where she's really pathetic.

7:13 Potato Show. Whiskey. Thank you. H O N O R E D. You cannot Summer spell. H O N O R O R.

7:26 Here's some things are people that died. We were over served. You congle you. You

7:43 are you guys. Hi. Yes. All right. Great. Now we're going to do our lesson. Let's have you

7:50 your entire Everything's off. You know. Good work. You guys don't know anything. I'll show you how to grip, guys.

7:55 Well done. I had a little clutch in my pearls. Awesome. You're so stupid. It's not even the show that won.

8:06 That's not even nominated. And what's your uh anything you're looking forward to winning tonight?

8:12 Everything. I don't think I'm nominated, though. Oh, well, I'm sorry about that.

8:16 It's all good. I'm just happy to be here in this [ __ ] There's an open bar. Oh, now you know.

8:21 Come on. Come with me. I wish. Okay. Seriously stop. Okay. Um Um Hey, I'm sorry about that back there.

8:31 Yeah, it's okay. Okay. Do you want to hug it out? Uh, yeah. Here you go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where are we going now? I just needed a picture.

8:42 Oh, yes please. Tommy. Chef Cook. Chef Cook over here. Chef Cook over here. Yes.

8:56 Yes, please. Please. Yes, Tommy. Yes. Tommy, you're looking shredded when you're inspired by the Enron documents.

9:05 Tommy, how do you feel the talent forms go? That's crazy. Okay, get over here. Get over here. And anyone you're looking forward to seeing tonight? Um, I'm excited to see Chef Cook. I'm a big fan of his creams. And any characters you're looking forward to seeing tonight? You know, there's a lot of characters that uh I I was never in the room when the Grip Guy stuff was happening. I hope they're here. Uh I've never seen the the bystander in person. Uh I would love to see that. It's just it's just exciting to see who what kind of surprises could be happening tonight.

9:31 What are you wearing, Damian? Uh, I'm wearing an outfit inspired by a character I voice named Van Arkride from the Trail series. Uh, the jacket is from Volante Design, but really I'm just wearing a big old smile, Donnie.

9:42 Let's Let's get a full body. Let's get a full body. Look at that. Look at that. If you look up a picture of the character, it looks just like him.

9:46 Oh, wow. I'll see you later. Okay. Bye. What's up? No, I wasn't. I thought you said Nope. I don't know if that's what you're talking about.

10:01 Quick note for Anna Anthony when sneaking past. Don't come. You can see where the camera's catching a rasha. Try not to cross that line as best you can.

10:10 Okay. Don't come on. You got it. Okay, great. Do not come. Do not come. I already

10:17 Okay. All right. Here we go. Is that a one? I need it. No. Okay, [ __ ] it. That was awesome.

10:30 Thanks for stopping. Did I get one? Um, I feel like Chance is like a toe walker. He walks on his toes. He's light. Um, that's very different from me, but when I want to get into Chance, I I kind of just like dainty dainty dainty. Um, I actually went to the Stellar Adler Institute. Uh it's where I got my foundation. And so I really get to apply that to uh a lot of the Bit City shoots um where Chance is an alien or a um sponge or some unearly thing. Uh working at Smosh has been a dream come true. The call times amazing. I worked at I worked at uh at Chicago Med and uh the call time for 6:00 a.m. So So what? 8 a.m.

11:24 Easy. Man, patients were a lot, weren't they? Oh. Oh, looks like we got to get into surgery. Here's your knife. Scalpel. Take the scalpel, Angela. Take it. No, seriously. Oops. Oh. Oh, no. all over the Oh, they spit. They spit. Good job. Let's reset. Reset. Come on. Come on. We need to We need to warm up. Zip. Zop. Zip. Zop. Zip. Zop. Zip. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5. YOU GOT TO DO THE ASS. You got to do the ass. You have to do 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 Angela.

12:15 Okay, now Angela just cheated in a games video and you're pissed at me. Okay, Angela, you can't. You can't. That's not fair. Come on. Whatever. You don't touch mine. Don't touch mine. Stop. Stop. [ __ ] Fine. I lose.

12:36 Okay, now you're Now you're supporting her. She's She was insecure about a bit she did and you're telling her no, she's good. You got it.

12:43 No, you're fine. You're fine. They don't It doesn't care. No one mad. It You were kidding. You were kidding. You were in the moment. Stop. Stop. Uh.

13:03 Ew. A snowman isn't a snowman. But we are snowmen. We are snowmen. We are snowmen.

13:22 Can you take Can you post for some male pictures with with the Here are the stupid nominees. Are you mad?

13:39 No, it's just when you say that word, it's you know. So, you're mad? No, just like a little bit like

13:54 this is good. What the What are you doing? What? I thought you said it was most longest break or whatever.

14:11 Oh my god, I believed that. That was It was so He's an actor, everybody. Yeah. And every time it's been fake.

14:17 Hopes everybody. Yeah, I could do the dune scream whenever. Let's hear it. Where did you just go?

14:25 Who are you? I was That was That was just me making fun of you for a second. We have to keep going.

14:30 You just put your earring back. Uh yeah. I don't Oh, it's going to be a fun cast of people, I think, today. So,

14:35 and what what are you wearing today? Uh, to be honest, I can't remember if this is Abbercrombie or Fitch. Uh, it's one of the two, though. I watched the uh the Austin Butler Elvis movie last night, so got a little bit of the twang still stuck up in there.

14:48 Gotcha. That's how it works. Oh, well, I watched Call Me by Your Name. That's why I sound like this.

14:53 Oh, well, we, you know, we all have our vices. Vices. Well, what do you think you're going to win tonight?

14:59 You know, where's our public? There's our publicist. Olivia, Angela, uh, would love to have an interview. Thank you so much, Trevor.

15:05 Oh, thank you. We can't wait to get these pictures. What are you guys wearing tonight,

15:08 Angela? The detention degenerates. And, um, I'm also wearing my Galinda Crocs. You guys are wearing a lot of merch. Can you give us a little twirl, please? Let us see it. Let us see it.

15:18 Oh, give it to us. I want to thank Sarah Whittle for sending them to me. What do you have on?

15:23 We came dressed up for the occasion. Detention degenerates. Dairy cows. Release the documents.

15:28 The downtown dairy cows. Wow. Detention documents. You know, we're we're way overdressed for this. So, where's our publicist?

15:35 Sorry, we're just like I'm wearing um Small Summer Games. My team. Say your team.

15:41 My team is the uh not the Hollywood hot dogs. The uh the dairy cows. The anti-dairy cows.

15:51 No, I won't do the carpet WITH THIS MAN. WHERE'S my I can't do this. You look great.

16:03 Yes. I I've been composing for many years now. I'm the first composer to be on Task Rabbit. Uh and I've gotten much work from it. Uh I've done short films, commercials. You might recognize me from commercials. I cannot say right now. I will be sued if I say the actual products. Um and I've worked in many films and and TV shows that you've seen and love. Uh, I work with other composers, uh, my good friend Zimmer Han and Elfman Danny.

16:35 Can you tell us about um, can you at least give us a hint as to what the product is that you

16:41 It has to do with being itchy down there. Growing up was extremely hard. I grew up in a home where my father, a vicious man, he hated music. He hated sound. Uh he actually kept our house completely silent at all times. Um uh however I snuck a flute in uh during high school and he never knew about this and I would play it silently. I wouldn't breathe out. Uh but I would go through the motions of of dreaming of playing it. And then I discovered conducting. I discovered that moving my hands could make other people play music. So what would happen was I was such a good conductor. I was so naturally talented at it that local kids from my neighborhood would gather outside my window with their instruments and I would conduct from the window. My father would think, "Oh, these children playing their instruments out there. I I hate them." He didn't realize I was the one making them play. I just couldn't make

17:38 noise within our home. So, I found my way. I remember getting the notification on Task Rabbit uh from from Smosh, which I had never heard of before. Um, and I I came to their to their studio in Rancho Cukamonga. Uh, it was right next to a Cassave Vega. Um, which I didn't realize there were multiple of. And I walked into this building and I thought, there's no music here. They don't know what they're doing.

18:08 Uh, with all of your skills, what's what's next for you? Do you think I'm trying to experiment with moving my hands a little faster? um a little more violence to my movements to see how that translates onto screen as the gas leak uh seems to be uh expanding here at Smosh. My my conducting needs to be more ferocious. I I I actually am very proud of how I've handled the score for the gas leak as it expands. I'm no longer having my musical players uh blow air into their instruments. Instead, we are hooking them up to gas lines uh and having gas blown through the woodwind instruments, creating a whole brand new sound that nobody's ever heard before.

18:50 It's hard to impersonate obviously what it's like to see gas blown through an alto saxophone, but I will do my best. Now, it's something along the lines OF it's very violent. Um, it's a little less humanlike, but uh that is the relative amount of emphasis.

19:19 Incredible. Love it. We're going to do New Choice for the hell of it. Maybe can we go super silly this time?

19:24 Yeah. So, when gas is blown through an alto saxophone, the sound you kind of get is a bit of a You sing the hell?

19:51 Yeah. We found actually that the gas leak from Smosh comes from underground. Uh deep deep underground. Uh they believe somewhere below the crust of the earth there is a pocket that is leaking up to the surface. We put a gas line down there uh to to hear what this pocket of earth deep miles underground sounds like. And it sounds a little something like this. Hold on. I got this. We put a hose deep down underground, miles down to hear what it sounds like miles under the earth's crust. And it sounds a little something like this. Oh god, HELP ME.

20:37 THIS IS ALL YOU FOUND. SO, we're using that as our inspiration right now. Incredible. Thank you so much, William. Gone.

20:48 Thank you. Arasha, what are you wearing tonight? Gucci. That is not Gucci. She's giving the Angelina Jolie leg. Arasha, I got a couple questions for you.

21:00 Arasha. Arasha, please. Babe, please. Arasha, please. Arash, I really It's my whole job. I got to ask you questions. Arash, is there anything you're nominated for tonight?

21:10 Well, you see, actually, I was uh shocked to see that I wasn't asked to present the awards. That's um typically what I do is is hand out the the trophies.

21:18 Oh, no. Okay. Arasha, you can come right over here. I'll I'll give you I'll ask you some questions.

21:25 Arasha. Arasha, is there anyone that you loved working with? I love working. Um, Boxman. Boxman. Boxman, what are you what are you wearing tonight?

21:40 Boxman. Hell. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Boxman, is there anything that you wish you were nominated for tonight?

21:48 Look at the camera. I don't know what that is. All right. Thank you so much, Boxman. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Uh, what are you wearing tonight?

21:57 If I told you, they might kill me. But it's usually the Army Navy Navy surplus store. That's where you I get all my clothes. You have to expose everybody.

22:04 No, please do not expose yourself on the carpet. Well, when you put it that way, I guess I'll go.

22:11 City award show S0565 scene 13. Take one. Oh, yeah. There was that. Why Why are we reminding people that these things happen?

22:23 We We just Who is editing this? Just keep running. I don't don't even think about it. It's fine. Who is pulling the clips for these moments? This is horrible.

22:32 I think it's Tommy. Oh, damn it. Tommy. Okay. Love that. All right. Okay. That one's definitely a Tommy right there.

22:40 Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was clean version. Oh, yep. That That one's definitely a Tommy pick.

22:46 Why? I don't know. Let's have Trevor take one step to his right. And then let's have the entire like Olivia's line take one step closer to Shane. Just Olivia.

23:01 I'm sorry. THIS IS ALSO OLIVIA'S LINE. She's my peers. What's that? It's five, six, seven, eight, and 1, 2, 3, four, and five, six, seven, eight.

23:19 Five, six, seven, eight. One. Sorry, that's that's my Let's just take it from the top. and right center. Left center and right center left.

23:29 I'm so sorry. I thought I was going to get some music. Okay, here we go. I got it for you.

23:43 That was so good. You guys do one more time so that they can focus on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

24:02 Oh [ __ ] Start it again. Start over. Start over. We got it. Reset. My balls are feeling absolutely googled right now.

24:13 No. My balls are feeling bing.com. I'm still waiting FOR MY OTHER ONE. I'M TRYING TO I'M trying to ask Chiefs about my about my about my balls.

24:22 Hey, uh tip. Uh where's your mustache? Where's your beard? I'll shave my beard for this. Don't worry. I'll be back tomorrow. Okay. All right. You heard it here.

24:33 No. No. What do you do? Put your on top of it. You just won best shape. That's crazy. Stop. Stop.

24:50 All right. Great. LET'S COME. LET'S GO. OKAY. THE VERY the very last thing. I went and then put your tits on top of it. Put your tits on top of it.

24:59 Dropped. Now, let's pivot over to the group size table. Chance. What the hear this? Everyone be quiet. Ready? They don't think it's funny. It was a bomb. It was a crash.

25:20 What? What is in this? Hey. Uh, I'm Jen B. Jones. The B stands for Beatatrice, and I animate for Smosh. When I am animating Angela, I really make sure to make the gape in her mouth much bigger than maybe your average person cuz that feels like exciting.

25:50 You set the key frames to twice the normal speed uh when you're animating. Angela, can you tell us why you have her going so fast? Yeah, you know, it's honestly a statement on our society these days. It feels like we're not able to keep up with the slower pace. So, I wanted to speed her up to make sure that everything was really exciting.

26:15 As the animator, you had options to make Angela any size. Uh, why did you make her so small? Yeah, I made Angela really small because it's actually kind of exciting to hear such a loud noise come out of such a small person.

26:36 Incredible. Uh, can you tell us about when you first got into animation? I first got into animation on the school bus. I liked to sit with lots of people and they wouldn't really like to talk to me, but I found it actually exciting for me. Next up, I'm actually going to get into children's literature and I'm really excited.

27:08 Are you writing a book? I'm writing a book. Okay. What's the name of the book? Jen B. Jones on the bus is the name of my book.

27:25 Can you give us a little excerpt of the book? ONE TIME I get compared a lot to one of the members at SMOS named Arasha. And respectfully, she's so pretty.

27:46 Okay, let's take it back. He lost the voice in the middle of that. She's just really pretty and that's all I have to say. Respectfully, and she doesn't have a BBL. Just want to put that out there.

28:03 My team told me this was the BET Awards. Oh, is very much not that. Yes, I'm pleasantly surprised. Uh, where's the rest of the Teletubbies?

28:11 I don't know. I don't talk to them. Oh my gosh. More drama in the band, I see. Oh man, you know what it is. I'm here to see Steve Harvey. Have you seen him?

28:21 Nope. I'm the closest thing you're going to get to that. Well, good to see you. Anything that you're going to play on your screen tonight.

28:26 Uh, it's a surprise. You got to watch the show. Oh. Oh, don't do that. Mike is deep throat over here.

28:35 Nope. No. Please do not deep throat the mic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was great talking to you. I'll see you in there.

28:41 Peace and hair grease and [ __ ] The chosen's official name is Spencer Agnu. Where is

28:50 There have been plenty of variable chosen over the years. Do you like the games?

28:57 What do you have? What kind of car do you drive? You drive a car. Chosen. Over here. Over here.

29:06 Tell us how big it is. Chosen, what are you wear? What' you say? Chosen, what are you wearing tonight?

29:15 I'm wearing a shirt that we got on a road trip when I was a teenager. And these shorts, uh, they do have holes in them from when my cousin Colin shot me with an airsoft gun,

29:24 but they've been patched by my mom. Is there anyone that you're hoping not to see tonight?

29:29 Do you have anything to say to the Kevin Jarvis? My sworn enemy. He spread a rumor at our high school that I sharted myself and that's not true. Have you ever shart yourself?

29:39 Absolutely not. Donnie never sharted myself. Maybe tonight you will over here. Noah,

29:45 don't even joke about that. Donnie, anything you're hoping to win tonight, Noah?

29:49 Oh man. Uh, you know what? I would love to win a lunch ticket. I'm hoping they're serving food at the event tonight. I I was told there was like finger foods.

29:57 There is plenty of food, Noah. You know, it's a working relationship and we always stay professional and respectful.

30:03 That's beautiful. That's beautiful. And is there anything you're hoping to win tonight?

30:07 Dude, I would love nothing more than to win some sort of award for maybe like personal messages I've had with other people. Stuff that should have stayed private but is now public. Might be cool.

30:16 That's beautiful. That's beautiful. Well, good. I'll see you in there, Noah. Woo. Woohoo.

30:24 So, you apparently have been known for winning uh and throwing some kind of crazy congrat like a crazy big moment out of it. Like, do you think that you'll be able to keep one uping that for the next 10, 20, 30, 150,000 years of smalish?

30:41 You know, I mean, I guess it depends on, you know, the advancements in technology. I think maybe the things that I'm able to do with my kind of natural body, you know, might slow down, but I I could see, you know, that there being things that I could use to spice up my celebrations with. So, you know, we'll see.

30:55 Okay. Some prosthetics and what and machinery and whatnot. Yeah. Yeah. You know, there's all sorts of things. So,

31:01 Okay. All right. Well, I mean, you're my lawyer. You have to do something about this. Okay. I can't even watch Sex Island without these cameras. No, serious. Get the away, youing [ __ ] No, THEY WON'T EVEN STOP. NO, I DON'T CONSENT. GET the out.

31:20 Oh, of this. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't ask for you to follow me. YOU NEED CONSENT TO DO THIS. You're stupid and you're ugly. I CAN GET A BAT. I CAN GET A BAT AND BREAK YOU. GO. I mean, you're my lawyer. You have to do something about this. Okay, these cameras. I can't even watch Sex Island without them following me. Get Get THE OUT. NO. BACK UP. NO. Back up. One second, Jerry. BACK THE UP. NO. GO HOME. I DON'T CONSENT. You can't use this if my hand IS IN FRONT OF MY FACE. YOU CAN'T USE THIS. IF I SAY MY ADDRESS IS 502. GET OUT. Get the out. You piece of [ __ ] I don't consent TO THIS. IT'S OUT OF FOCUS.

32:09 You can't use it if I'm doing this. You can't, Jerry. I need help. I need a hospital. Go. Out. Get out of my house. Get out.

32:26 Okay, perfect. Now, let's get like some footage of you guys just like looking out beyond the camera.

32:32 Out like Yeah. Just like almost like dead inside. All right, great. Let's cut. Cut. That was perfect.

32:44 Did a whole face of glam at 8 a.m. for that. That was perfect. Great. YOU GOT IT. LET'S CUT.

32:53 YEAH. Heck yeah. Yes. Wait. Yes. Okay, let's just cut us out. Voicing Angela, who is a small but very loud woman, is uh a very interesting challenge for me. It's not the first time voicing someone loud. It's not my first time voicing someone small. It's not even my first time voicing a woman. It's just all of those things together to make one very unique character is uh it's one of the biggest challenges of my career. I tend to voice a lot of characters that are either, you know, soft-spoken and sweet or like if it's an RPG, like maybe they announce their attacks a lot. Um, and so one one similar thing is that Angela kind of just announces her thoughts. Um, like uh for this character, there's no like on deck. It's just call your name and batter up like coming out swinging, you know? So, I think that's a really cool similarity. Um, Angela is someone that like unless you do a lot of research,

33:54 you're not going to see really a a lot of through line to the things that they do and say and think and believe, but it's there like as the actor, it's there. Like I can see it, but most people can't. So, to prepare for the role of Angela, I try to teach myself what it's like to really feel surprised at really small things. I would watch like a comfortable TV show that I've seen like a dozen times and every line that a character would say, I would try to respond to it as though I were there and go like like really surprised like like if someone says good morning to you, you've like never heard good morning before.

34:27 The idea has been floated that I could voice Damian in future seasons of Smosh. It is a little bit of a mental hurdle to go from, you know, being on camera all the time to now my main thing is voicing uh someone else who's very much beloved and then voicing a version of myself. It some people would say it's like downgrade after downgrade. But I'm I'm having a blast and I'm just I'm ready to work. I'm here and I'll do whatever they want me to do. I'm cooking up some other stuff that I can't quite talk about yet, but uh let's just say that um Grace Hellbig wants me to voice Grace Hellbig.

35:07 Yeah, I've been approached uh with a lot of opportunities recently. Uh nothing set in stone yet that I can talk about, but um you know, I'm in talks with maybe voicing Grace Hellbig. Um I could voice Mac Does It Matt Keahhee Lwig apparently is getting real busy. I could voice Lwig. Um, I I Pokemon is interested in having her chair talk as like a character. Um, and I'm, you know, I'm here. I'm ready for it. Huntrix, uh, all of the voice actors from K-pop Demon Hunters are busy, busy, busy, busy. And I don't blame them. So, you know, trying to, uh, learn how to sing real good and, uh, I think K-pop Demon Hunters, too.

35:44 Keep an eye out. Can you give us a preview of Pokemon's chair's voice and what that might sound like?

35:49 Uh, I don't know about that one, Pokemon. That looks like a real scary door to open. Or, you know, but I'm It's just an option. It's I'm just, you know, we're workshopping it.

35:59 Oh, do try not to ruin anything, Pokemon. Be careful. Be sure to hit your '9s in Fortnite. We're again, we're just workshopping it. It's not locked in. I feel like I can do better. I was pitching voicing Pokemon's microphone which is difficult because that's what she talks into but you know I I kind of just want TO BE LIKE and then it just has subtitles at the bottom so whenever she's trying to talk that's my like receiving noise or I'm just like uh it's apparently testing pretty well. Right. Right. Okay. Yeah. No. Chance.

36:36 Chance. Chance. Chance. Yeah. Welcome to the catfish cabin. Welcome to the catfish cabin. We're going to have a hoot nanny. We're going to have a hoot nanny down at the catfish cabin. I say catfish. Okay, I'm going to get another one. We're going to have a hoot nanny in the catfish cabin. Welcome to Smos Games. WELCOME TO SMOS GAMES. It's higher. I know it's higher. I I CAN DO ANOTHER.

37:10 WELCOME TO THE CATFISH CABIN. I think she does she does like an aoo sometimes constantly.

37:17 Yeah. Are you insane? SHE MADE THOSE. I NEED TO CALM DOWN. I need to calm down. No. Do we uh I'll give it a little more space.

37:25 Yeah. Are you insane? She made those cards. I need to calm down. I need to calm down. I'm an adult. Is that too much music on it?

37:40 I think you need more music. More music. Okay, cool. Are you insane? She made those cards. I need to calm down.

37:55 I'm an adult. Is it good? We sound good. Okay, cool. Um, can we also get just some and don't actually scream, but just some like like

38:05 Yeah. into the end of the mic. Your hands forward as opposed to back. Incredible. Incredible work. Is there anything else you'd like to do as as Damian at the microphone? I mean, I could do um the thumbnail stuff.

38:31 Let's do the thumbnail stuff as if you're like doing the the audio for how she makes thumbnails.

38:35 Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? What? I drew the card. No. No. There's a card. I drew the card. Huh? Wait, there's a card in here. There's a card I drew. Oh. Oh. Your words have deeper grunts.

39:08 Is that too Tim Allen? I really was hoping to see Lala tonight. Is he here? I have not seen Lala enter. Dipsy entered though.

39:16 Dipsy. No Lala but Dipsy. No Lala but Dipsy. I was told Lala was going to be here.

39:22 Oh god. Um, you look amazing, sir. You look amazing. Stop. I'm definitely go a selfie with me.

39:28 Yes, please. Of course. Of course. I I would love to take a selfie with you. Thank you. Oh, good. Now we're raiding the camera app. Jenny's over here. Over here for TNT.

39:39 Thank you. Thank you. You're a really good interviewer. You're a really good interviewer, too. Okay go.

39:44 Hey. Um, are you trying to send me off or Oh, no. I'm not sending you off. I don't even have to I don't even care about this guy.

39:50 Anything going on here? I don't even know. I I'm not sure. There's There's a bar inside on Yeah. You want to get like a

39:56 martini? Uh, okay. Um, well, uh, I'm like, I need my Oh, well. Uh, it was great to meet you. Um,

40:11 no betas allowed. Come on now. Come on. That doesn't work. What are you wearing tonight?

40:18 Oh, Johnny Buttons. I am wearing my own suit. I made it myself. Uh, you know, dogs can sew. I have four dogs that can sew. Do you believe it?

40:26 Do you believe that dogs can sew? I'm not that big. Okay. No, you're big in my heart. My heart's too small. My doctor says I'm going to pop soon. Do you believe it?

40:35 I'm I'm not sure. I shouldn't talk on your medical history. Do you believe it? I believe there's a gas leak at SMOS because I've poked holes in every canister I can find.

40:43 All right, Johnny Buttons. I love you so much and you're so big and I want you in my Do you believe it?

40:50 Bye. Okay. I didn't get an invite to the after party. So, if you know where it is,

40:54 thank you. Thank you. I loved hearing the princess bride. Me, too. Yeah. I'm not presenting for this [ __ ]

41:06 What? What? You know what? You know what? Here's the thing. We need to work out our issues. So, just like pretend I'm Noah and let's just like work things out. Okay. Ready?

41:14 All right. Action. Keith, you never listen to me. What is happening right now? I'm always confused cuz you TALK SO MUCH.

41:24 WHY are you ever listening? I could be talking, but you're never listening. So, you're not hearing the words that are coming out of my mouth.

41:29 Well, you go around IN CIRCLES. I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT going around in circles. I'M ALWAYS DRIVING YOUR ASS HOME.

41:35 You know, I could Uber. No. No. Because I need to drive you home and make sure you get home safely.

41:41 All right. Well, I'm going to finish this and I'm going to I'm going to be done with this. Let's just get down with this.

41:45 Let's just get down to the nominees. That is so sad. So sad you're doing. Okay. Back to me.

41:54 Hey Keith. Hi. Sorry about that. Okay. Are you Olivia now? I can take you. Okay. Please don't put the wig on cuz I'm going to get mad.

42:01 Thank you, Mater. Thank you. Okay. Come on. Get the out of here. This is me. I think you're their main demographic. Middle-aged ghost.

42:27 That's so good. Oh, this is a fun character trait. So, you're some kind of pirate or what?

42:34 They had coat check at the front, honey. Sneeze and gargle. THAT'S WHAT I GOT. SETTLE DOWN NOW. THEY'RE ANNOUNCING BEST SERIES. LOOK, here's the thing.

42:48 [ __ ] The dogs are out. Hear her out. I heard some grip guys before, but those are some real grippers right there.

42:56 THAT'S DISGUSTING. Gorilla grippers, right? That's what So now everyone calls fake gorilla grippers. Be sure to spread that to all the ghosts.

43:05 Yeah. WHY DON'T WE GET THAT? HOW ABOUT THIS FOR BEST SERIES? OH. OH. OH. Why are they so dirty?

43:10 Those are way dirtier than they should be. song. Oh god. Were you Did you walk here on [ __ ]

43:19 I WENT OUTSIDE AT LUNCH barefoot in just your socks. E, Angela. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, YOU

43:37 OH MY GOD. PETE WINS. HELLO, my name is Billy Bobby Brown. Um, I'm a puppeteer. Uh, I uh I've done marionette, I've done sock, I've done finger. Um, it's actually quite a advanced uh art form. Uh, it's it's very hard to perfect, but I feel like I've done a great job and that's why I've gotten my job here at SM. Well, I wanted to be a baker actually when I was a child. I loved how um food could make people feel things. But then I found once I had a pie by a string dangling my mother. She lost her mind. And I found that I could make her laugh simply by dangling things from strings. And here I am now. I love puppets.

44:25 My mother. All I wanted was to make her laugh. She's constantly upset. I would wake up early mornings, dress up, get the puppets ready, dust off whatever collected overnight, and stand above her as she awoke. Mother, oh, good morning, mother. And she would laugh. Those mere moments where she would smile, change my life.

44:53 Uh, so you were the puppet. You do self-puppet work. No, that is not what I was trying to portray.

45:03 Heard. Yes, Sasha's content really is um is quite elaborate. We've got an animated character. We have an AI character. Um there's a lot going on in Rancho Cukamonga. I'm actually quite uh surprised at uh how many different mediums we use. It's been enjoyable. Uh, I'm hoping to have this career last as long as possible and then I'll go to my backup if everything fails.

45:27 What's your backup? Oh, an actor, of course. Do you want a line? I can give you a line. MAMA.

45:40 OKAY. THANK, PLEASE. Doing a marionette is really tricky. You've got to hold your hand like this so you can get the the different wood pieces up and down. You got the long one up front. Uh that usually does the head and the arms. So it's like and then side to side picks up the arms like this and you walk them around. Now you've seen Tommy walk around something like this. That's actually quite a it's quite a challenging technique. You go like that. When you normally see a try not to laugh, let's say, um they'll have me up in the rafters. Uh they'll they'll strap me up. I've got one strap here, one strap here, and one going right through the groin. I'll hold down float above the scene and I'll marionet him. If I were to give any advice for people who want to get into puppet work, I'd say don't do it. I'd say don't do it. It's a hard hard industry out here.

46:28 No one wants puppets anymore. Plus, I don't need any competition. How do I feel about the puppet? The little puppets that we've had on Smos previously. Well, two sticks in a hand. It's pretty easy. Okay, let's see a 12 string marionette with a finger puppet attached. Try that on for size. You can't do it. If any other cast members were to be a marionette puppet, um I would say that Trevor's probably the easiest. Um it would be a pretty easy uh skin swap on the uh foundation puppet that I have already. But I would also love to see uh Shane as a puppet. Not everyone can do this. It's also all I'm saying.

47:16 Uh, do you support puppets taking human work? You know, in the ever growing age of uh PI of puppet intelligence, we find that uh we're lo we're losing more jobs for human people. I do love puppets and I do want them to be around more. But um I do find like if I go to a Starbucks, I would like to talk to a person and not a puppet. So, I feel like puppets uh should not be taking human jobs except for Smosh. We allow that here.

47:48 Have you encountered puppets at coffee shops? The coffee shops I run? Nope. In 20 years, uh I hope to see Smosh, uh fruitful, uh thriving, um and a a world tour where everyone's a puppet. And I'll do all the puppets. Right foot Amanda, left foot Angelo. mouth Tommy left hand Shane right hand the rest of them.

48:19 It'll be great. No, I won't. Uh, you know, I'm really glad that you got this gig. Actually, I'm really happy for you. You You look great.

48:26 Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah, the compliments do help. They won't help you win an award, but they do help my self confidence.

48:31 Oh, I don't. All right, let's go ahead and uh Yeah, let's talk to Shane over here.

48:37 How you doing, man? Good, man. I'm doing great. Hanging out. You know, it's been chill.

48:41 Yeah, the night is young. But what what are you most excited for coming up? Uh, I'm excited for some awards. Uh, I'm excited for um

48:48 Do you think you'll win one? Uh, you know, I I I don't need one. I I I'm I'm excited that everybody else around me is getting

48:54 Oh, you're trying to out humble this guy. Oh, I don't really uh Yeah. You know, I I I really It's just It's such an honor to be amongst such talented people. Which of your moments do you think because you are nominated for four specific moments? Right. Is this Shane laughs at his own jokes?

49:13 Uh, this is me cooking. Uh, you cook. Oh, there's something there's something cooking under the surface.

49:17 I telegraph I telegraph my joke. You can see that I'm already enjoying my own joke before I say it.

49:23 I think that's one of the most fun parts as an audience member is seeing that you have a joke.

49:28 Yeah. And knowing it's coming, but you don't know what's coming. You don't know when it's coming.

49:32 I know. I know. Are there any moments from cuz you've been here for 10 years. Which moment over the past 10 years do you think could have been nominated that you did not see? Are there any standout moments in your mind from past 10 years?

49:43 You know, it's not really my moment, but uh you know uh Olivia and I had a battle on show with no name. Uh it involved helicopters. It involved uh Time Warner Cable.

49:53 I have an emergency. Okay. What is it? Uh Time Warner Cable's telling me to suck face to get HBO.

49:58 YEAH, WE CAN'T GET A HELICOPTER out there in time. I don't need a helicopter. Um, and uh, you know, it's a moment that I think is in kind of in the past, but I I I think it's truly a hidden gem amongst Smosh lore.

50:11 Let's let's go talk to Olivia. We'll talk to Mac in just a second, but Olivia, you've also been here. Oh, what are you um

50:17 what what are you eating here today? I thought I ordered the beef, but this must be the fish, which is still very good. And uh, are you going to finish that?

50:25 The the fish and chips. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, you just got the chips portion of the fish. And this is the American chips version of that as well.

50:34 Uh, some ASMR. Oh, cool. Yeah, we got some ASMR tonight. We got everything tonight. Which of your moments do you think might win tonight?

50:42 Oh my god. Can you remind us what you're nominated for? I'm nominated for Batwoman.

50:48 Yeah, you sure are. Yeah. And I don't really know what that means cuz I'm not a bat.

50:55 Nice. Olivia. Olivia. class. You've been here at SMOS for also 10 years. A whole decade. A whole child in uh fifth grade, I think.

51:08 Um what did you what did you say to me? Nothing. I can't believe he called Did you Did you just lip You're old.

51:14 No. No. He I thought he called I thought he called you an a-hole. What? Why would I do that?

51:20 Why would he do that? Why would I do that? I thought that's what I heard. That's not what you heard.

51:23 I thought that's what I heard. So, I'm sorry. Are there any moments from the past 10 years that you think could have been nominated that were not up for nomination tonight?

51:31 Yeah. Okay. Now, now he's Now he's Now you're going to What? Is this a threat? Not threatening.

51:37 Thank you. I'm watching you, dude. Okay. It's been 10 years. Too long. Okay. It ends tonight.

51:44 You can tell they've known each other for 10 years cuz I can't understand. Only one of us lives through the rest of this night.

51:49 If you keep watching, you'll see who lives. If this video gets 500,000 likes, only one of these two will survive.

51:56 Yep. Did you say 500? Should I make it lower? Two. Two 2,000 likes. 200 likes. If this video gets two likes, they will fight to the death tonight. So, hurry down there. The polls are still open.

52:10 And somehow I'll find a way to win. Oh, Mr. Humble over there. Oh, hey. Thank you very much.

52:16 You're welcome. What are you wearing? I'm wearing some Carl, a Door Dasher I didn't like, and a Pokemon scalper. He's over here.

52:23 You are part of Old Smos Games cast. Uh, how are you? How do you feel about the new cast?

52:28 Old I wouldn't call it I would call it classic, you know, classic edition. Vintage.

52:34 Yes. And is there anything you're hoping to win tonight? Uh, I'm hoping TO WIN MY APPEAL and maybe a Born AF award and one OF THESE SMOS CARS. I WAS PROMISED A CAR, a SMOS car. Is that a hybrid or electric?

52:47 Uh, it's definitely not electric. What's it run on? Blood. THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.

52:51 I probably not the blood of the innocent but Okay. I don't know what they run on these days.

52:56 Could you like maybe install some sort of converter kit so that it did run on the blood of the innocent?

53:01 You know, you know what? We have a guy and we could look into that. You have a guy? GUY, TOO.

53:05 OH, [ __ ] YEAH. HE gets rid of things. Anything you need to get rid of if you need it like permanently gone forever, I got a guy for that.

53:12 Just hit me up. Okay. Oh, I I will hit you up. Yeah, definitely. Okay. Um, where's my coffee?

53:21 He's fine. I've been here since 7:00 p.m. Everyone saw it. Lots of people saw it. I've been here since 7:00 p.m.

53:27 Smells like nickels. Detective. Detective. No, no, no, no, no. They're not allowed on the red carpet. This is VIPs only. Very important persons. Very innocent persons.

53:39 Get over your wet detective. This is my wifeney on the slide. Courtney, wave. Courtney. No, seriously. Courtney wave.

53:46 What a gorgeous woman. Hey, I can't thank her enough. Can't take her enough. Huh?

53:53 I LIKE COFFEE AND MY WIFE. DETECTIVE. DETECTIVE. DETECTIVE. People are all wanting to know where is your coffee. Oh, AGENT AN AWARD TONIGHT. DONNIE, I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT TAKING an award home. I'd love to do a deal with a coffee creamer home, mate. Mate, what is the coffee cream of uh brand?

54:22 I'm not I don't know. Coffee. How do you get your so nice? I vitamin C oil. Vitamin C oil.

54:31 Who's this stupid guy back here? The dumpster wizard. Okay. Stupid. All right. Okay. Okay, I'm going to bring Okay.

54:40 Um, detective. I feel like I LET YOU DOWN. I'M OUT. NO, YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN. Detective coffee. Wait.

54:45 Robotics and coding I started when I was very young. Um, I think it was second grade. Second grade. Um, someone gave me a computer and I could not stop typing on it. Typing a lot of code. I, you know, um, when you're in grade school, they give you an outline of something to type. I was going off the cuff writing anything that I wanted. Incredible.

55:08 The computer exploded. Oh my gosh, the computer exploded because I was typing so hard.

55:14 That's incredible. Do you have a favorite code that you like to code with? Control D.

55:21 Incredible. Ort C that make or was it control? What? Whichever control that you press with the letter and then you can screenshot something and then crop it. That's what I like to to do. cropping pictures and I I think it's actually control shift D. That's

55:44 right. Sorry. It's all so simple. It's all very simple. It's some control. Was there a button that says RT CR? That's control.

55:58 Right. Right. And I know that. So I'm not really I'm not Olivia Sway. I invented this person and this person is me basically.

56:13 That's amazing. That's It is amazing. That's incredible. It's quite incredible what coding and computers can do and artificial intelligence can do. I made her exactly like me, you know. It's become what makes her unique.

56:30 Incredible. Yes, she is scared of nighttime. She is afraid of driving. Every time she's on the road, she thinks she's going to die. That's not That's what that Yes, she thinks about death a lot. Oh, man. I'm going to list all the errors that are wrong with Olivia. Okay, starting from number one, her divorced parents. Um, and her shoe size. She's very small feet. What the hell? What happened? Another error is that it's very difficult for Olivia to ever arrive on time. Something something is not right with her time programming and that is all my fault and I take full responsibility for that. And she's got a lot of hair. I don't know why I program so much hair on her. There's just so much hair in there. My biggest mistake with programming Olivia is that I gave her too much freedom.

57:27 She is so strange. She's wired sort of like spaghetti. All tangled and long and sticky and stuff. Olivia's mind is like a big bowl of dry pasta, you know, with no sauce that's just been cooked for too long.

57:52 What is the contract? Gay Boys. Gay Boys Unite in Entertainment. A NICE THICK. NICE. NICE.

58:00 He's listening to Gay Boys Entertainment Unite. Uh, that's not funny. Fre is um taking a smoke break with our newest bud, Smoke.

58:10 It's gotine. It's got anyone have any punchups on that? And Jerry, I heard you have an upcoming project that you're working on that might make its way to this channel. Is that right?

58:20 Yes. Um, we're working on a new food review kind of show. Uh, it's it's kind of we go around and we rate spuds around the country.

58:29 Sorry, I didn't know about this. Oh, that's because you were not cast. Bummer. Did you guys know about this? I didn't know about this.

58:37 Can we talk? Someone needs TO SOMEONE SHUT UP. YEAH, we did give the green light to that one.

58:43 Someone needs to manage the restaurant. Is Tater involved in that at all? Is everyone else involved?

58:47 What about What about Peter's Park Peter Parker's pickles? Yeah, I didn't hear anything.

58:50 You haven't You haven't green lit that yet? And I just I just want to say that I I gave you a 50-page deck on on how it can be the most successful picklebased show.

59:00 I told you that if you could say that 500 times fast, we would green light and you have not done that yet.

59:04 Can I I think that's unreasonable. I think I should only have to say it twice in a row.

59:08 Pete, move on. No one liked you. They liked us. They dress up as us for Halloween and not you. That's not true. And boats aren't gay.

59:18 And that's okay. Boats are gay. Have you spoken to a sailboat? Wow. Where's Joan?

59:23 I don't know who that is. Joan Rivers. She was here last time. Oh god, you are old. Dumpster Wizard, you are a classic Smosh character. Are there any other Smos characters you're hoping to see tonight?

59:35 I'm hoping TO SEE SOME YOUNG AND UPAND COMINGING stars today. Peter Oul, Betty White, and Rift Tor.

59:43 Also cold lighting. Oh [ __ ] And then you never know which is which. Okay. All right.

59:48 They're switching based on what's worse for you. Oh, yes. Really bad. All right. Well,

59:55 yes. And the people who did the Spider-Man play are in there and they don't know when they're going TO HOOK YOU UP.

1:00:00 NO. WAIT AROUND. Shoot it up. It up here. Oh my god. Ian Anthony. Ian. Anthony, can I ask you a couple questions?

1:00:21 No. Oh [ __ ] I'm I'm turned on. Sorry guys, no more photos. We have a very important event to get to. Thank you. Thank you everyone.

1:00:31 Let's go. Let's go. Let's see what you guys are wearing. What wardrobe gave you tonight?

1:00:34 Uh yeah, we're wearing what we were given. I just want to apologize first and foremost for past Ian's words.

1:00:41 You can apologize for past Anthony as well. I think Well, I don't know what he said. I think everything that he said was was reprehensible. And uh and it doesn't represent who I am today. Um and I will be making a donation.

1:00:54 Oh. To who? I haven't decided yet, but a donation will be made to a worthy cause uh for

1:01:04 disadvantaged people. Scroll faster. Um and and it will change the world. And thank you. And subscribe to Smosh. I hear there's a lot of um uh bikini girls that came uh from the from the previous Smosh videos.

1:01:20 I don't think that ended up happening. Uh oh, cuz the bus crashed. Yeah. Uh we Sorry.

1:01:26 My any uh new shows that you think will come in the next 120 years. Um uh ski it or delete it.

1:01:33 Fight for the oxygen cuz we we figured that Yeah. Earth will be depleted of oxygen in about 90 or so years. So um

1:01:41 try not to goon. Impossible. Difficulty level impossible. Yeah, we're we're already working. We're already like well into season 3 on that. We just haven't released it yet.

1:01:50 It's getting uh harder and harder. What is the show? Every aspect of every element of it.

1:01:58 Okay. Mhm. Yeah. Oh, try not to Are you guys going to kiss? Uh that that's that's planned for the 120 year anniversary.

1:02:07 Yeah, I'll be there. Yeah. Yeah. So, so we do have plans for the 120th anniversary, including that. Uh, Ian's going to get a hair transplant by then. I'm going to get transplant by then.

1:02:17 What is a transplant? Don't worry about it. You'll see. Well, I hope tomorrow. It's that it'll be revealed in Try Not to Goon 25.

1:02:26 You guys are the hosts tonight. No other host could have done it. Uh, what do you guys have planned tonight?

1:02:31 Uh, I think I'm going to shoot a ping pong ball out of my I I thought 2007 I thought that died when 2007 was fantasies. Um, apparently some things never apparently some things never change.

1:02:52 Uh, I will be sending a donation to the pingpong association. I apologize for my behavior tonight. It was reprehensible. And I um

1:03:02 can you pre-applize for anything that you can and will say in the future as well, please for the sake of our company.

1:03:08 Uh I apologize to all the deer that I made fun of. Can you apologize to the disenfranchised uh worker? Oh, you have a little yellow. Um what have you been doing?

1:03:20 I was Spongebob tracks. What were you going to say? Can I should I apologize to all the disadvantaged?

1:03:26 I changed the subject for a reason. Okay. All right. Let's send them in. Thank you, Donald Glover.

1:03:33 No, that's also not. I hope I um win something. Am I just supposed to um Who are you wearing? I'm wearing wasteland. I was late because I could not fit into my pants. Um I had um pizza last night.

1:03:51 Amazing. Chance. Wow. Chance. Gorgeous. Chance. Give a tar. Give a twirl. Chance. Give. Yes. Chance. Yes. Chance. Yes. Chance. Look at that shark. Look at those jewels. Chance gorgeous.

1:04:10 I've never We've never How do you feel about your rules? We kissed once and it was bad.

1:04:15 We swore never to do it again. Yes. What are you wearing? I'm wearing um thrifted it.

1:04:33 That's amazing. Wow. Oh my god. When Smosh first reached out to me uh wanting me to scout different locations for the Smosh Studio, um I suggested moving to Austin, Texas. Uh they said no. I suggested moving to Atlanta, Georgia. Uh they said no. I suggested maybe moving to Vancouver. Uh they said no. So we're stuck in Los Angeles. Los Angeles. So, some of the locations that I suggested to Smosh that didn't end up working out, whether it was budget or scheduling, uh, places like Scotland I thought would be really fun.

1:05:03 Uh, we've got Mumbai, Bali. I had the rights to a 50ft submarine, diesel powered about 200 m underwater. Uh, they said no. Apparently Olivia doesn't like enclosed spaces. I got the rights to the submarine. Actually, I won a poker game against James Cameron about 10 years ago. It's kind of funny. He tried to bluff me with uh pocket threes and I got him with a flush. That's how you win a submarine. I mean, I've been location scouting for Smosh for 10 years now. Uh, it kind of feels like my whole life. So, at this point, I think the next location I'm scouting is my grave. I'm thinking a nice spot under an oak or willow tree, one tire swing would be a nice location for me. So, I'm looking for my grave at this time cuz I just saw a psychic last week, a palm reader. She said my hand was cold as death, so I figured it's a sign. And where was the palm reader located?

1:05:55 Rancho Cukamonga was where the palm reader was located. Can you give us a clean line of that?

1:06:01 Yeah, the palm reader located in Rancho Cukamonga, land of the corners. Yeah, sorry I interrupted you one more time.

1:06:08 People always tell me they say you look just like one of the actors on Smosh. I believe his name is Noah or maybe that's how you say it. I'm not sure. Uh but yeah, we do look similar because he got rid of his glasses which I actually recommended him to my LASIC doctor. So, thank you for the $20 referral credit. Really though, he's ugly as [ __ ] That nose is huge. The ears are growing every year.

1:06:34 But that's still us. If we leave here, the haunt begins. That's true. WELL, LET'S GO.

1:06:41 One of you will betray me tonight. Called it. Nice try. All socks on. Blood isn't even needed.

1:06:54 All socks look like this. They actually don't. No, they don't. All socks are the same.

1:06:58 This is a crazy thing to double down on. No, that looks That looks like when you dig down to the end of a ball pit and you find the floor.

1:07:06 Wait, can we I want to end on the soft thing. Can we do it? We were trying to break.

1:07:12 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm And apparently it's got people legs. I've heard tales of such things in Samaran.

1:07:19 Is this a sauce or Oh, okay. No, it looks like nerds. It looks Okay. All right.

1:07:26 Excuse me. Little ghost of my own. That was a burrito ghost right there. No, I'm I'm all set.

1:07:35 This got to look crazy to anyone else without spirit vision. I know. Oh, go on. Eat it.

1:07:43 No joke. It's not real shrimp. Well, you're not a real human. Oh, it's not real.

1:07:47 Oh, good point. Eat it up, champ. Dude, that's Link Neil. Somebody hold this award. I

1:07:56 I'll hold on to that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So happy here. You're here. You're here. You're here. I'm here. That's real.

1:08:52 Real. Is that a wrap?

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "The Smoscars Bloopers"?

Shane (Guest), Ian (Guest), Angela (Guest), Donald Glover (Guest), Trevor (Guest), Tommy (Host), William (Guest), Arasha (Guest).

What is "The Smoscars Bloopers" about?

The Smoscars Bloopers feature a humorous behind-the-scenes look at a fictional award show, showcasing playful banter and quirky interactions among characters. Highlights include comedic fashion exchanges, discussions about unexpected award categories, and lighthearted references to past experiences, all while celebrating 20 years of Smosh.

What is mentioned in this Smosh episode?

20 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Smosh, Olivia, Smos Awards, Smos Games, Rancho Cukamonga, Smos Studio. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Smoscars Bloopers"?

The episode runs 1 h 9 min; the transcript is about 11,231 words in 322 timestamped sections.

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