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CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble", an episode of Spittin' Chiclets published December 30, 2025 (48 min, about 9,204 words). It mentions 13 people, works and ideas, including Mr. President, Biz, Keith Yandle, Spitting Chicklets, NHL.

What this episode is about

"Chiclets Gets Abducted to Planet Duketown - Sandbagger Scramble" follows a casual early morning golf conversation among friends, highlighting their camaraderie and playful banter as they discuss tournament experiences, golf gear, and the joys of the game. Set against the backdrop of a scenic course, the dialogue captures a blend of humor, friendship, and the laid-back culture of golfing, while also touching on the amusing mishaps that occur on the range.

Key takeaways

  • Golf and casual banter: the perfect blend of sport and social lubricant.
  • Healthy cigarettes? New oxymoron: promoting wellness while puffing away.
  • Trading golf balls for edibles? Welcome to the new currency of friendship.
  • In golf, cozy attire trumps performance: style points over swing mechanics.
  • A pack-a-day smoker claims he’s healthy—now that's a bold tee time strategy.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Biz, Pink Whitney, Spitting Chicklets, Sweat House
  2. – 10:00: Keith Yandle
  3. – 15:00: Pink Whitney, Mr. President, Teddy KGB
  4. – 25:00: Pink Whitney, Groundhog Day, Ralphs
  5. – 30:00: Spitting Chicklets, Angelus National Forest
  6. – 35:00: Keith Yandle
  7. – 45:00: Keith Yandle, Pink Whitney, Sweat House
  8. – 48:07: Spitting Chicklets, Sweat House, Chernobyl

Notable quotes from "CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble"

  • I, told, the, the, guy, at, my, golf, course, the other day, he's Oh, Duke, good shit. Blah, blah, blah. I go, I'm playing with the chicklets.
    about Spitting Chicklets · at
  • Duke, what an intro, baby. We got Pink Whitney.
    about Pink Whitney · at
  • Biz, isn't, used, to, talking, and, not, having the person pay attention. I know.
    about Biz · at
  • I'm, a, V1, they, call, it., So,, live, event shows. I'm the video engineer. I call the shows, the camera switching. Yeah.
    about Mr. President · at
  • No,, I've, been, getting, recognized, since the day I was born. Wait. But yeah, now a little more. I had my first altercation in the Ralphs in North Hollywood not too long ago.…
    about Ralphs · at
  • Yeah,, they're, in, there., I've, seen, them all the time when I go hiking up in I go hiking in these mountains. Camping partying in these mountains. You go up in there. Yeah. This is the Angelus.
    about Angelus National Forest · at
  • Yeah,, I, know., Yando,, he, can't, take There's a certain amount of Duke that Yandel could handle. And I'm testing those boundaries right now, but Yeah you are.
    about Keith Yandle · at
  • He, should, be, the, poster, child, for, Sweat House.
    about Sweat House · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Mr. President — Person · Main guest / featured player in the golf match · 1 mention · first at
    Duke is the central personality and competitor in the scramble, driving most of the humor, pacing, and on-course interactions. He discusses smoking habits, drinking vodka/Pink Whitney, his job as a video engineer, and local hiking in the Angeles National Forest.
  • Biz — Person · Host / participant in the golf match · 2 mentions · first at
    Biz is one of the primary speakers and players, repeatedly interacting with Duke (negotiating mulligans/strokes, pace of play, and banter). He also drives product mentions (Pink Whitney, Rowback) and references Duke’s public recognition incident.
  • Keith Yandle — Person · Featured participant / co-host player · 3 mentions · first at
    Keith Yandle is a key on-course competitor paired with Biz, repeatedly praised for shots/putts and used as a foil to Duke’s chaotic energy. The group frames the match dynamics around whether Yandle can 'handle' Duke.

Companies & orgs

  • NHL — Company · Referenced sports league context · 1 mention · first at
    NHL is referenced to establish Biz/Keith’s hockey credibility and celebrity ('all NHL players'), connecting the golf content back to hockey media identity.
    Crazy. And he just started talking about you guys like all your snack. I'm like Wow, I didn't realize. I was like I knew you were all NHL players. I didn't know you were all…
  • Ralphs — Company · Referenced incident location (retail store) · 1 mention · first at
    Ralphs is mentioned as the site of Duke’s 'first altercation' with paparazzi in North Hollywood, illustrating his growing recognition and chaotic public persona.

Concepts & topics

  • Groundhog Day — Concept · Comedic concept label for Duke’s lifestyle · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a shorthand joke ('Duke's Groundhog Day') implying repetitive patterns in Duke’s behavior or stories, reinforcing the running gag about his persona.
    I, would, love, to, hear Duke's, Groundhog, Day., How, many, women, do you think the Duke has slept with? Brian Whitney.

Places & events

  • Angelus National Forest — Place · Referenced local setting for Duke’s hiking/camping · 1 mention · first at
    Duke identifies the surrounding mountains as the Angeles/‘Angelus’ National Forest and discusses hiking/camping and rattlesnakes there, grounding the episode geographically.
  • Chernobyl — Place · Comedic reference / metaphor · 1 mention · first at
    Chernobyl is used as a joke to describe Duke as an extreme/irradiated character ('second guy to come out of Chernobyl'), reinforcing the episode’s comedic tone.
    This, is, the, second, guy, to, come, out, of Chernobyl.

Media & podcasts

  • Spitting Chicklets — Media · Primary show/brand context for the episode · 4 mentions · first at
    The episode is framed as a 'Spitting Chicklets' golf day with Biz and Keith, with repeated 'in the house' callouts. It also functions as the platform Duke is invited to appear on for future storytelling.
  • Ewok — Character · Comedic comparison · 1 mention · first at
    Biz/others compare Duke’s cozy outfit to an Ewok, contributing to the playful tone and visual humor early in the round.
    This, thing's, sick,, dude., It's, so, comfy looking. Yeah, I'm like an Ewok, right?
  • Teddy KGB — Character · Comedic persona reference · 1 mention · first at
    Duke invokes 'Teddy KGB' during a vodka/Pink Whitney hype moment, using the character reference to amplify his 'Russian/vodka' persona.
    YOU GUYS ARE YOU [ __ ] PINK WHITNEY FOREVER VODKA STYLE. Teddy KGB you're, gonna, have, to, recharge, his mic. That thing is in OB.

Sponsors

  • Pink Whitney — Product · Sponsor product / recurring drink reference · 6 mentions · first at
    Pink Whitney is repeatedly showcased and consumed during the round, used as a comedic energy motif and suggested as a potential sponsor for Duke. It is explicitly tied to vodka and to the hosts’ brand ecosystem.
  • Sweat House — Company · Sponsor / referenced wellness business · 4 mentions · first at
    Sweat House is promoted as a recovery/wellness option (sauna/cold tub) and repeatedly shouted out at the end. Duke is jokingly framed as the 'poster child' who needs it most.

Full transcript with timestamps

Yeah, this is an early morning round for me., I'm, a, Twilight, golf cer., So, what's, in, your, bag, there?, A

lot, of, questions, coming, out, before, the Duke even gets his first cigarette in.

What's, up,, buddy? Oh,, you, look, great,, brother. Thank, you. You, look, cozy, in, that.

They, play, from, the, tips, and, we, play, from the whites and we get one shot.

That's, nice., And, one, shot., That, is perfect. What's up, Keith? How you doing, buddy? Good to see you, man.

This, thing's, sick,, dude., It's, so, comfy looking. Yeah, I'm like an Ewok, right? Just kind of

How, long, did, you, stay, at, Big, Cedar, after the tournament? I, think, I, did, 10, days, the, whole, trip.

Got, the, Duke, talking., This, gets, me excited. Look, at, this, course., Beauty., Beauty visuals.

Where'd, that, cigarette, go?, There, it, is. It's stuck. My, back's, tight. Oh, no.

Did, you, have, to, get, a, bucket, of, balls? No,, we, just, grabbed. There, was, just, like, these, ones, like laying here.

Do, you, guys, mind, if, I, grab, a, few, of these? The, guy, bought, those. Biz,, you, got, to, buy, them., Yeah,, I'll I'll sprinkle you some over here.

He's, just, taking, guys, balls. I, think, that, guy, just, bought, those. Busy.

Did, you, guys, buy, these? Actually,, did, you, actually, Oh,, they don't give you range balls here. Are you [ __ ] Oh, don't even worry about took your ball.

No,, I, didn't., I, thought, he, just, like grabbed a bucket. They didn't Here, I'll give you these back.

Chuck, the, guy, four, bucks, for, Christ's sake. No, worries., I'll, just, take, a, couple.

Me, and, Yan's, got, the, team, jerseys, on. You should have the team do-agg on. These are some of the most uplifting fun gummies. Grab two if you want.

So, that's, five, milligram., It's, perfect. Thank you for the balls. Oh,, I'll, give, you, an, edible, for, the money that I owe you.

You, want, to, piss, the, Duke, off?, Lose, his little screen. There's, a, severe, penalty, for, Why, does that This bowl's cool. It's got

I, told, the, the, guy, at, my, golf, course, the other day, he's like, "Oh, Duke, good shit." Blah, blah, blah. I go, "I'm playing with the chicklets. He's a big hockey guy. He went [ __ ] crazy. And he just started talking about you guys like all your snack. I'm like "Wow, I didn't realize." I was like "I knew you were all NHL players. I didn't know you were all superstars, but I kind of figured I You have to be." But

so, anyway,, yeah,, that's, top, of, the, line. Yeah,, we, should, get, Does, Keat, smoke,

Duke?, You, You, always, do, Cargos? Yeah., Yeah., No,, this, is, how, I, dress. This is not how I dress for golf. This is how I dress normally. Not a do-rag. Dorag I I when I'm hiking I wear a do-rag when I'm golfing.

Are, those, like, organic, cigarettes? Uh, no, no, chemicals,, no, no, preservatives, no additives is what it is.

A, healthy, cigarette. It, is, exactly, a, healthy, cigarette. How, many, a, day?, You're, telling, me, I'm dying?

How, many, a, day, are, you, doing? Uh, pack, a, day, on, average. Oh,, that's, not

So,, but, I've, not, got How, many?, All right,, so, then, when, you pack your like, a, lot, of, Hold, on., I'm, going, to, sit in the cart and I'm going to trust everybody.

No,, no., These, guys, will, be, grilling, you about you. I know they're going to

You, know, when, you, pack, your, bowl,, pack it like six to eight times per day? Like smoke the bowl?

No,, I, don't, smoke, every, day. Oh,, really? But, when, I, play, I, will, say, this., In, the 30 years I've been golfing, how many times do you think I've ever played golf without smoking?

I'm, going, to, go, with, zero. You're, a, winner, with when you tip it with the yellow number tip tip nose. playing Duke down in the house. Spitting chicklets in the house. First time for all of us. Anggeles National.

Pleasure,, boys., We're, going, to, dominate. Duke, what an intro, baby. We got Pink Whitney.

YOU, WANT, SOME, [ __ ], ENERGY? We, got, Pink, Whitney., We, got, Rob., Uh Duke, is that D-Ragg from Robac? because our shirts are phenomenal. Etsy, have you ever been to a sweat house? You can be really hung over after you smoke your cigarettes and all that and then you can go, you can do a sauna, you can do a cold tub and you can relax at a sweat house. So the Duke is here. We're in the Duke's land. This is Duke Town and it's a scramble. Me and Keith versus these two. They're playing up TE's. They're getting a shot a hole and we'll see what happens. The Duke's bringing energy. We know that.

Sweat, a, Duke, ball. They're, both, very, high, right, now., Sweat House Rowback Pink Whitney.

Let's, get What, an, intro., Let's get, pink. Let's, get, pink. Okay,, he's, leaking, there,, Duke.

To, the, right., I, saw that's, in, trouble,, I, think. Oh,, that's, nice, man., That, is, what, I'm, looking, at.

That's, nuts. [ __ ], sweet. Killer. Hey,, you, know how, he, adjusts, his, swing? He adds weight to the cargo.

Oh,, man. No., Went, way, left., Stay, left. That's, going, to, KICK, RIGHT, TO, OH,, KICK LEFT. DOOKIE, I'm telling you, you're going to love that. Those are like my ears.

Last, night,, Biz, had, branino,, halibet, cod, and salmon. Yeah., And, lobster.

Fish, entre. Lobster, tag. He, has, mercury, poisoning, in, his, elf. Yeah. [ __ ], Halibet.

Hey,, we, got, to, turn, on, the, serious business button. I, know., I, know., Hey,, buddy., Come, on. They were making me laugh my funny stuff cuz they're funny. Let's get these [ __ ] right. They're not going to outsher us.

Oh, yeah,, Biz,, you, got, it., You're, on, the dance floor. It's going to kick right. Beautiful. Biz. It's going to kick right. Look at that.

[ __ ], yeah., Is, that, on, the, green? You're, on, the, green., On, the, dance, floor.

He's, on, the, dance, floor,, baby., In, regg. Once again, Duke's living on easy street.

Life, comes, at, you, fast,, doesn't, it?, when you're with the Duke. That and secondhand uh smoke.

Hey,, what, a, shot. Duke, just, a, little, layup, short. Oh,, dude., Go, in., Go, in., Oh, my, god. Keithy, you came to play, baby.

Duke, didn't, even, bring, a, putter. Duke, putts, with, his, teeth. Oh,, witty, spin., I, think, that's, deep.

Sprint, Duke., Where's, your, wand? Where's, my, what? Where's, your, wand? Where's, my, what?

Your, wand. My, wand. Your, putter. Oh,, what, am, I?, Harry, Potter., My, putter is in my bag.

Hey,, let's, communicate, the, putt, to, each other and see. Let's see if we both see what what we're seeing. Okay. Let's help each other read putts.

Looks, like, Bard a good weight. Oh,, dookie., Dookie, dookie., Oh,, [ __ ] D. Okay

but, I, showed, it, to, you, and, that, is, the line. I know., So,, that's, why, I, said, I, think, you showed it to him with a rocket launcher.

But, it, was, a, rocket., Good., Good. But, you, saw, the, line, and, the, line, is what I thought it was.

But, you're Oh,, there's, some, tension, on, the, first. So,, Dookie,, I'm, going, to, put, it, up, there and let it die in cuz we got to nestle this.

I, know., I, know., That, is, number, one lesson on this. I've got to go easy on these greens.

Stoned, right, now. He's, stoned., Look, at, his, getting, on, his eye. I, marked, it.

I, got, to, nest, with, this. I, don't, know, if, that's, not, enough,, Biz. All right., It's, a, trick., Yeah,

you, guys, are, a, waste. Yep., We're, uh, I, say, we, go I, think, we, go, with, mine., It's, closer.

They, got, a, slot. I'm, going, to, go, first, from, now, on., Dy, I'm going to show it to you.

Go, for, it., The, craziest, first, green, I've ever seen. Crazy. We're good. We're good. We got to make these, babe. It's a communication bucket. There's no reason not to make these. break. Oh, that hurt the whole thing.

Hey,, that's, good,, babe., 54s, in, Dookie. And, that's, the, penalty, when, you, go, very light on these. It breaks off versus that heavy smash.

But, buddy,, but, if, you, don't, hit, it,, your ball's gone. So, you have to play some of the break.

Oh,, wow., It's, just, a, start. Yep., They, got, it. Okay,, Keithy,, you, get, the, real, birdie. Finish this thing off, buddy.

Duke,, we, got, to, communicate, better, on putts. I, know. What, a, birdie,, Keith.

Thank, you., So, that's, a, push. No,, that's, a, win., That's, a, win. What?, We, lost, that.

You, three, putted,, bro. [ __ ] You, actually, six, putted. Keith, Yandle, with, the, big, O.

Duke, wants, 12, holes. Nine, holes, is, an, appetizer. Yeah,, but, if, Duke, won, the, first, hole, he'd want six holes.

I, want, 18, minimum., I, want, girlfriend experience. Wait, I want full service.

He, says, he, doesn't not, a, lap, dance., Full, service, is, 18 holes. Lap dance is nine.

I, love, the, Duke., He's, a, great, guy. What, a, beauty. But, like, he, wasn't, listening, to, you putting. I don't think he like listen. You You need him to listen.

Uh, that's, drifting, way, right. Just, right, of, that, cart. Okay. Oh,, look, at, this., Look, at, this.

OH, NO., WHOA., AND, THE, door, opens, just like that. I, think, we're, going, to, find, one, of these.

Do, you, know, where, the, hole, is,, Duke? No,, but, we're, going, to, find, it, together. I've heard those words before, Biz. All right

come, around, left. Come, on. Come, on., OH,, THERE, IT, IS. OH,, there's, the, shot, we're, looking, for. I'm on easy street.

I, want, to, hear, Duke's, like, I, I, feel, like he could tell us that he like grew up under the subway and with like

Yeah,, the, Ninja, York, turtles with, Splinter. Where, is, it? [ __ ], money. Oh, I pushed it right. That's an awful shot.

Oh,, that's, going, to, work., Come, on,, get going. Sit., Uhoh. When, did, you, start, playing, golf?

Come, on., Don't, patronize, me., Whit if, you, played, when, you, were I'll, get, kicking., I'll, get, kicking.

Duke,, I'm, genuinely, like, Did, you, play, in your 20s, your 30s? I, started, about, 20, 26.

That's, right., when, I, started. He, doesn't, stop, talking., It's, [ __ ] insane. Another sig for [ __ ] Dukster.

Let's, go,, Biz., Good, contact., He's, on, the dance floor once again. Swing,, Biz.

Could, you, see, Biz, and, Duke, living together? Will for, sure. Be good. Should, be. I could see at one point if they lived together that Duke would be like his like jigalo.

Yeah., Oh, yeah. He, would, be, like, organizing. Yes., He'd, be, in, charge, of, his, ria.

Yeah., Just, like, tipping, him, out depending on how his evening went. Great, [ __ ], swing, went.

That, might, have, to, get, down, though. Get, down. Dancing., Yeah., This, is, what, they're going to do.

They're, going, to, dance, on, every, hole like that. Duke. Wow. I love that. You see the bike, Duke

with, the, putter., Let's, see., I, like, it. Biz, get up in though. I don't know if it's going to Well, let's see.

It's, going, to, break, left. Let's, see. Oh,, I, like, it. Like, it, a, lot. Wow.

Well,, we're, up, a, lot, closer. Nice, wit., Good, shot. Too, hard., Good, try., All, right., Give, you that,

Duke., Show, it, to, me,, buddy. For, the, W. Sink, it,, baby. Duke., Oh,, Duke., Good, roll., That's, good, buddy.

You, give, me, that, one. Oh,, he's, got, He's, game, [ __ ] He's, focused, right, now., Focused.

Come, on,, baby., Hit, it., AND, THERE, IT, IS. OH, MY, GOD., THAT, WAS, A, GREAT, PUTT.

CLOSE., Good, try,, Biz., Almost, there., All right, let me try one of your pink Whitney. Bust out.

For, sure., For, sure., Yeah., Julia, Duke, what's your favorite drink? Like, what's your I'm a Russian, so I drink vodka. Vodka. You're going to get me crazy. Vodka makes a Duke [ __ ] lunatic.

El, Dukov. Who's, your, favorite, Russian, hockey player? Henny, Dud, Dov. It's, good,, but, it's, a, little, stronger than I thought it would be.

Well,, well,, it's, it's which, I, like. Yeah., I, mean,, it's, actually I, have, to, do, it, in, two, swigs., This, is breakfast. I haven't eaten nothing except cigarettes and you know, it's got me a little zazzy. Now, let's go. We drink the blood of our enemies and then we conquer them.

Hey,, so, what? So, he, loves, it, and, I, was, thinking, why don't we sponsor the Duke like Pink Whitney becomes his golf sponsor where he's got the pink do-agg.

I, would, love, that. If, I'm, going, to, get, drunk,, I'm, going, to get drunk vodka and then I'm going to [ __ ] go insane with I've had so many fights. When I drink vodka, I become invisible and invincible.

OH,, YOU, GUYS, INVISIBLE, AND, INVINCIBLE. YOU GUYS ARE YOU [ __ ] PINK WHITNEY FOREVER VODKA STYLE. Teddy KGB

you're, gonna, have, to, like, recharge, his mic. That thing is in OB. You're, gonna, have, to, recharge, his, brain.

Oh, my, god., Whit. Stay, right, there., Be, the, number. Oh. Oh, [ __ ], All right,, Duke., We're, in, one, buddy.

Get, down. Fine. I, didn't, see, you, come, down. Look, at, this., I, think, Wit's, going, to, be better. Wit's

I, don't, know,, boys., Look, at, this, dude., Is, that, the, He's, on, the, dance floor going right at the

P. That's gorgeous. That's gorgeous. That, worked, out., Unreal. I, got, 189, to, 193.

No,, we, were, 188, or, 187. Regun, it., I, don't, trust, him, with, the, gun either.

Let, me, see, the, gun,, Duke. I, got, it., I, got, it. I, don't, know, if, you, know, how, to, work that thing.

I, know., I'm, working, it. Do, you, have, the, slope, on? I, don't. Oh,, here, we, go.

Don't, even, know, how, to, do, it., I, got 170. 167. That, I, think, that's, right.

That's, it., 167., 67. [ __ ], off. All right,, Duke,, we, need, you,, buddy. Hey,, I, swear, to, God,, he, would, be, the, one guy I choose to get a hole in one at one of our sandbagers if he got a hole in one today.

Oh,, you, got, to, be, kidding, me. [ __ ], Where'd, he, go?, Where'd, he, go? Hey,, Mulligan., Mulligan.

Mulligan., Mulligan, for, the, Duke., I, could do no wrong. Do, you, not, have, a, ball, in, those, pockets?

No,, I, should., I, should, have, like, three balls. I'm still thinking about rabbit ears.

I, got, you. He's, got, his, social, security, card. Here, we, go., Fast, and, furious.

See,, I, don't, know, if, he, has, social security. No, way. He, matches, the, do-rag,, shorts,, and shoes. They're all the same exact elephant color.

All right., All right,, Dookie. Let's, see, what, happens. Oh,, this, could, get, good.

Yeah,, baby. Dookie,, this, could, get, good., Dookie, too, much, to, the, back.

He's, [ __ ], crazy., He's, a, crazy, crazy guy. Hey,, so, mine, is, live., Should, we, be forced to play mine or you're gonna be giving these every

Wait,, I, thought, you, guys, gave, me, a mulligan. Let, me, talk., When, you, when, you, give, the mulligans, it's gonna be on camera that you gave him a mulligan. That's

We, gave, him, a, mulligan. So,, we, can, use, a, mulligan., Now,, there may be times I'm like, "Mullan, but if you find one of yours, the mulligan's off."

Fair. So,, all, right. They, are, merciful, gods, at, this, point, for now, but, they, will, be, overthrown.

Who's, going, to, be, overthrown?, you. I, mean,, I, thought, Duke, might, be, talking about the government knowing him.

I'm, trying, to, putt, it, probably, like If, you, want, me, to, be, your, guinea, pig,, I will.

Yeah,, but, Duke,, I'm, thinking, I'm, putting it like right here. This is going to whip left and it's going to be fast cuz it's downhill. You want to kind of land it in here.

I, don't, know, about, that, buddy., It's, going, to, It's, going, to bounce here. And

I, might, not, chip., I, might, putt. I, would, putt, it., I, would, putt, it., And, I would put it up here.

I, think, I, will, putty. They're, arguing, fast., So,, it's, down,, but then it comes up and then it comes down and up again.

I, would You, see, that? It's, got, some, ridges., It's, really, almost uphill.

He, talks, so, much. But, they, talk, over, every, shot., And, I don't think they even come to an agreement by all

They, don't, listen, to, each, other., They're just talking to talk. No,, you're, right., It's, definitely, It's It is out there, Biz. [ __ ] You're right. I see it.

Here,, I'm, going, to, go, first., I'm, going to go first and I'm going to show you I'm going to show you what I do at the same time. I'm going to show you what I'm thinking. Okay,

this, is, dial, putting, right, now. Why, does, he, wear, a, glove? Okay,, that's, what, Wow,

it's, fast,, buddy. I'm, going, to, say, a, little, higher. Move, that, flag, real, quick.

A, little, higher,, but, not actually coming all the way over there. Think about that much. You don't think it's that much? Just listen to me. All right. I want you to putt it light.

He, ain't, listening. You're, going, to, put, it, light, through, the rough about here. just to make it to them as if he had a

Yeah., And, it'll, And, it'll, die, down,, but not too hard. All, right. This is, his, dog, by, the, end, of, this, nine.

He's, aimed, at, Hey,, he's, aimed, at, me, dude., I, was, going, to, put This, is, the, marker., You're, right, here.

Oh,, yeah., Yeah., Yeah. You're, right, here,, buddy. Yeah., What's, going, on?

I, did, think, he, was, a, little, far, back. He's, aimed, at, me. Biz, knows, best,, buddy., You're, going, to put it nice knows best. Let's get back. Nice tempo right in here, buddy. Right in here.

I, got, it., I, got, it., I, got, it. It's, going, to, die, down, right, up, there, buddy.

He's, aimed. He's, aimed, at, us. Yeah,, but, he, might, just, push, it, on purpose.

Oh,, yeah., He's, got, that., Oh,, he, does. I, don't, mind, it. I, don't, mind, it.

No,, look, at, all, that. I, know,, but, you're, you're, closer, than me. I think

it's, a, very, good, putt,, Duke., Seriously. Okay., For, Paul., No,, for, Bernie.

Oh, my, god. Whit,, what, you, got, with, the, break?, Good try. Good try. Good try.

That, is, in., Great, pot., Great, pot. You're, [ __ ], right., The, tie, MATCH DUKE.

That's, right., Ty,, baby, baby. I'm, regretting, that, mulligan, right, now. Thank, you, for, the, mulligan., We, owe, you one. What? Come on.

I, had, to, look, back., Don't, look, back. Never look back. Run, you fools. RUN. RUN. YOU FOOLS. RUN.

Want, to, smoke, a, bowl? Sure. Biz, isn't, used, to, talking, and, not, having the person pay attention. I know.

So,, I, think, he's, going, to, I, think, he's going to overreact at times at, some, point., He's, going, to, [ __ ] snap.

Let's, Let's, pack, a, bowl., Uh,, right, now. Oh,, okay., Hey,, Duke. Duke,, we, might, need, a, Molly.

Come, on, here., Hey,, they, might, be, needing that Molly, Moo. Okay, that might be trouble.

That's, going, to, be, Wait. So,, would, you, want, your, mulligan, now, though? He wants to give it to you.

No,, no,, no,, no. Here,, I'm, going, to, hit, this, and, then we're going to do that.

Duke,, go, hit, your, shot., I'll, take, your ball. I'll meet you over there, buddy. Your driver's already over there. Just bring your ball and your tea. I got you brother. Here. I'll take the bowl for you.

Just, worry, about, hitting, a, good, one,, and I'll come meet you. I'll pick you up at your service there. Just make sure you leave a check.

That's, how, you, [ __ ], That's, how, you team right there. Hey,, you're, never, in, a, rush,, huh?

So,, am, I, holding, up, the, cost? No,, I, know., Dude,, Duke,, what, do, you, do for work?

I'm, a, V1, they, call, it., So,, live, event shows. I'm the video engineer. I call the shows, the camera switching. Yeah.

And, they're, usually, like, pretty, big events in like ballrooms and uh and um convention centers and stuff like that.

Do, you, smoke, before, those? I, got, a, hit., We'll, get, into, the, whole thing, right? And maybe we'll do another one of those fake Whitneys. They're pretty good.

I, would, love, to. I, think, they're, pretty, good., I'm, going to put a nice nice CT box. Get that vodka flowing through my veins.

What, is, it?, Penet, on, the Can, you, hit? Yeah., All, right., There, we, go., Golf, time.

I'm, going, to, smash, it. That's, a, great, swing,, dude., No,, I, put, it right. No clapping.

What, do, you, mean,, Duke?, It's, money. No,, it's, not, money. He, teed, that, up, six, different, times.

This, could, be, a, 6h, hour, 12vt, sandbag with the Duke. Duke,, can, we, get, that, gun?

Yep. Oh,, what, a, terrible, throw. Oh,, be, good. That's, left. It's all about hitting a good shot when the other one doesn't. I got you.

You, do, got, me., I, got, you,, Biz., I, got you, Biz. Put your dookie hand in mine and maybe we'll get

what? R., Kelly, [ __ ], man. A, little, sunny, and, shy, and, [ __ ], coming at you.

Oh,, really? Yeah. That's, all, right., Right., Right, way. Oh, that's, okay., I, got, you., One, thing, we refuse to do is get down on ourselves. We always got the shot to back ourselves up. You're going to bring your magic this next shot.

We, got, Yeah,, I, got, to, get, back, in., First of all, I want a smoke. Where's that ball? Right there. We We'll get it up there. We'll get it up there. I don't want to hold up the course.

Love, that. That's, pretty. Shutter., Chutter., Oh, a, little, too, much. Get, up., Get, up,, Biz., Get, up.

Lovely. With, a, stick., Little, runoff., Not, bad. Not a tapin. I like it. I like Oh, a little like yours, Biz. All right, here we go. Missed it. So straight. Good try.

You, got, it,, Biz., Just, put, it., You, say it's just so straight. It's, a, little, It's, just, put, it, in, there. I mean, it's ridiculously easy.

Let's, see, it, ON, THAT, LEFT., BAM., THERE, IT IS, BIZ. There it is. With a little bit just a smidge. Biz was right. Yeah.

Great, putt,, Biz. Thanks., Thanks., Thank, you, from, Biz., Have you been getting recognized?

No,, I've, been, getting, recognized, since the day I was born. Wait. But yeah, now a little more. I had my first altercation in the Ralphs in North Hollywood not too long ago. Quite a spectacle and there was paparazzi. The Duke was escorted. It's all good though. No charges pressed. Just a couple of hard feelings. Not by me.

What, am, I, doing? Duke, got, internet, invitational., You, said the best night of your life. You had a threesome. Two chicks. Yeah, we got to do this talking after I hit because you know what h I get into it and then like I'm want to win this [ __ ] hole.

Okay., I, love, it., Wit, with, a, little, bit of uh little bit of uh draw on it. Little bit of draw. I love it.

Oh,, baby. That's, the, shot, I'm, looking, for., That's my shot. Great, shot,, dude.

I, needed, that. You, know, why?, Cuz, a, pink, Whitney., Oh yeah. So he would wear a pink drink.

But, that's, not, a, lie, either., Vodka, gets the Duke's Cauldron star, baby. Boil boil. Toilet trouble.

Oh, BACK TO BACKS. BOOYA., BOOYAH., HERE, THEY, COME., Duke Town. Duke Town. You, guys, can, tell, that, threesome, story in your cart.

It's, good., It's, saucy., Took, place, at, a speak easy down on Canal Street. We're going to talk about it another time because it's a long good story. I'll come to your podcast. I'll give you the whole thing. Biz Biz Biz. So he wants me to tell him the the story. It's too long. We're playing golf right now. We want to take this all. I'll come on the podcast.

I, would, love, to, hear Duke's, Groundhog, Day., How, many, women, do you think the Duke has slept with? Brian Whitney.

Paid, for., Without, paying., Without paying. Did, you, see, pictures, of, me, when, I, was young? Look what the world has done to me now.

TALKING, TO, THEM. OH, HE'S IN THERE CATCHING. I, GOT, IN, THERE, with, that, one.

Oh,, no. LOOK, WHAT, YOUR, GONE, HAS, DONE, TO, ME, NOW. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO PACK.

OH,, go, in, the, hole. Oh,, keep Oh,, yeah., No,, you're, awesome., Give, me, a hug.

Much, respect., What, a, [ __ ] I, love, it., That, inspires, me., I, can't talk bad about that. I can't be like I can't sharp like you. You guys do it to a different level. And it's funny. I got to pack this, too. Let me get the packers.

He's, packing, another, one. Yes., Let's, all, smoke, a, bowl. Duke,, you, told, me, that, you, pack, two, to three bowls around and it's more than two to three bowls around.

Okay., Done, this. Have, you, ever, done, Hey,, hey,, wait., Do you do shrooms? Have you done shrooms golf? What's the distance? Have either of you? It's [ __ ] sick, right? You know what I like about it is that all the living things are moving and real but yet the non-living stay as the same. Like the golf ball

the, eyes, don't, smoke, at, all., Right. You, do, bumps. Ground, runner. Let's, see, what, it, does.

Dude,, this, is, going, to, work. Uh,, maybe, too, much, juice., Who's, got, my range fire? How do you guys not have range firefighters? You're millionaires.

Remember, what? I, just, I, just, gunned, it, and, I, put, it, on your steering wheel. Duke Dookie

on, the, steering, wheel. 128. Biz,, where's, the, Ah,, there, it, is, on, the steering wheel. 128. You said

grab, the, bowl, from, him, or, give, him, his club. I'm, trying., I'm, trying.

We're, going to, hit, this, and, I'm, going, to go. No, aren't you? You're, not, hitting, before, you, hit., Why don't you hit it and then hit your ball?

I'm, gonna, draw, you, guys, out, with, the pace right there. You're gonna go when we're gonna go when I'm ready to go. Okay,

first, I'm, going, to, hit, this. We're, on, Duke, time, which, there, is, no time.

What, did, Dom dominate, right? Oh,, yeah. He's, going, to, ask, how, far, this, has already said seven times.

Where, am, I, putting, it?, Where, am, I putting it? Your, ball, is, up, there., No,

you, guys, didn't, even, grab, his, ball., It's back there. Let's just They, didn't, get, his, ball, yet.

Where, is, that, ball? Get, your, club, ready. I'm, ready., Where's, the, light?, I, got, it. I'm [ __ ] high.

I, know., Oh,, we, know., How's, your breathing when you go hiking? Oh,, I'm, [ __ ]

I'm, [ __ ], I'm, alive, though,, boys. Yeah,, you're, alive., Alive with, the, spitting, chicklets.

YEP. OH., OH,, I, WANT, THAT, BACK, SO, BAD. WELL,, you're, so, high,, Duke. Oh,, you, suck, dicks,, Duke.

Listen,, we're, here, to, have, fun,, too., You have fun, buddy. I, am., Do, I, look, like, Do, I, look, like, I'm having fun?

Run, with, me. Look, at, him., Look, at, him., Look, at, him. He's got a stride on him.

Oo,, that, winded, me. I, think, it, was, the, bull. Who's, got, the, oxygen? Uh,

see,, even, that, was, heavy., I, see. So,, it's, it's, a, fast, putt. Slow, down.

Wow., I, barely, touched, it. I, like, it. Go. Oh,, it's, beautiful. Go., WHAT, A, PUTT.

WOW. GREAT, PUTT. OH, my, god. Dodged, a, bullet, there., Unreal, putt, Keith. I, like, it, with, great, speed.

Whoa., So,, this, is, So,, what, is, this? I, got, it., This, is, going, in., This, is

for, the, win. There it is. IT'S, MINE., OH,, YOU, SON, OF, A, [ __ ], [ __ ] That, was, a, sick, butt,, dude.

I, had, that., You, know, why?, Because, of, all that bragging [ __ ] Yeah. It's, teaching, you, all, a, lesson., Don't, be like me. Don't do what I say. Don't do what I do. Just do what I tell you.

There, you, go. GOT, IT., OH, DODGE, A, BULLET. We, might, have, to, take, away, your, shot, on the part of three.

Yeah. Okay., So,, that, Okay., Let's, make, it, fair for sure. I thought you guys would be playing a little bit better, honestly.

Hey,, I, think, we, got, to, get, our, pace, of play up cuz, these, guys, behind, us, are, going, to start barking.

My, apologies., Biz, is, straightened, out, to Duke. Great, ball. Nice,, Duke., Beauty.

Here, we, go. Unreal, shot, Duke., That, was, the, fastest, you've, ever hit the ball. Me and you are going to be next to each other. Hey, let's go, buddy. Get in the cart.

All, right,, let's got me rigo, baby. Let's go. Let's, go,, baby. Look, at, that., That's, gone., Didn't, even matter.

We, got, work, to, do., We're, having, a, good time baby. I, am., You, guys, are,, too., Am, I, driving you nuts a little?

No. All, right. Hey,, it, was, It's, really, good, to, see, you. I, really, do, appreciate, you, guys, bringing me out here.

It's, got, to, go, wet. Does your gun smoke weed? That thing is like Oh, no. Way, to, go.

I, chunked, that., We're, still, in, this. I, would, be, careful, of, like, a, rattlesnake biting you though.

Yeah,, they're, in, there., I've, seen, them all the time when I go hiking up in I go I go hiking in these mountains. Camping partying in these mountains. You go up in there. Yeah. This is the Angelus National Forest. It's gorgeous.

Beautiful. It's, fantastic. Okay., So,, just, be, careful, rattlesnakes, but I think we're good right now. There's no rattlesnakes here.

He, just, scores., There's, no, rattlesnakes. He just said, "I see rattlesnakes all the time."

[ __ ] Yeah., All, right., I, got, to, get, one, up. I, think, we, can, seed, the, hole, now.

Okay., Okay., Yeah. Right., Is, that, fair?, Yeah., So,, we, can seed the hole.

We're, off., We're, off, to, see, the, wizard. Let's go. I'll smoke another bowl, too.

Let's, go., Yeah., My, went, through., [ __ ] it. Hey, we're tied after half. Halfway., Good., We're, going, to, hit, some good ones. We're going to

drama, and, you, want, the, finish,, baby., You want the big finish, baby. Pull out and spat spat.

I, think, we're, we're, tiring, them, out. Yeah,, I, know., Yando,, he, can't, take There's a certain amount of Duke that Yandel could handle. And I I'm testing those boundaries right now, but Yeah you are.

Right., There's, a, It's, a, focus, thing pushing his Yes. And he's the key because if Yandel crumbles, Whitney crumbles.

Hey,, light, that, ball., Let's, go, up, here. Yep., So, you, guys, know, stroke, on, the, par three.

Wait,, what? I, think, that you, agreed, to, that, when, I, said, it. Say, it., Say, it, again., What, is, it?, What is it?

No, stroke, on, the, par, three., What do you, mean? No stroke on a plot, right?

No., No., But, hey,, but, then, but, then, we don't give you we don't give you the mulligan back then.

We, fair., Let, him, have, the, mulligan, and we did this. We, want, no, mulligan on part three. Where did that come from?

We, said, it., You, guys, said, goes., I, do, not recall. Do, we, have, it, on, video?

I, do, not, recall, that. There's, 900. You, were, lighting, a, bowl. Yeah,, I'm, sure, you, were, talking., You recall that.

I, said, that, and, and, we, I I'll, go, with, that, then., All, right. Accepted.

All, right., But, we, but, we, don't, give, them the mulligan now. So, it's kind of a fair trade.

Good, negotiation, work., Way, to, go. We, can, be, nice, and, give, them, Yeah.

Hit, it, again,, Biz. They've, smoked, seven. So, much, weed,, dude. Feeling, Irene, now,, man., Getting, chop like spit on chickl. Getting sharp now. My witness sharp now. Oh yeah. Coming in.

Beautiful, shot, with, Wow. All, right,, I'm, ready., Let's, go., I'm, up. Here we go from 150. Do I have a ball? [ __ ] One second.

This, guy's, a, straightup, [ __ ], lunatic. Great guy. Oh,, Duke,, that's, great., You, punched, it up there. It's It's alive.

I, think, it, was, the, right, club. Beautiful. Uh, over, the, bunker, at, the, camera, for

No., Oh,, dude., Who's, that?, Not, Fulli., No. If that was Fulli, we have to make one of those cuz they shouldn't have missed those. But they're also on another planet right now. Planet Duke Dukeov. What are you guys doing?

DJ, Nikico, Papalopagus, from, Atoria, Queen. Should, be, puffophagus, is, what, I, heard right after that. I asked that.

That's, a, beautiful, shot. Unbelievable, buddy., That's, an, unreal, shot., That, is unbelievable.

What, a, shot., Come, back, down. That, is, a, Picasso,, brother. Thanks., And, pretty, straight,, right,, Biz?

[ __ ], dude. And, there, it, is., Let's, see, a, kick, to, the right. That's okay. Different approach.

It's, not, my, worst. Cool. Yeah. Great, speed., Great, speed., Look, at, that speed. That's professional. That's professional style.

Not, even, close. Let's, see., It, is, coming, in., No,, it, is close. OH, MY, GOD., BIZ., This, is, the, first pressure moment on the Duke.

Wow. THERE, IT, IS. WOW,, DUDE., WHAT, A, [ __ ], PUNT,, BRO. HEY,, that's, Hey,, what, a, [ __ ], Hey,, what, a [ __ ] short game that was, buddy. That's all you got.

Get, my, game, going., Let's, get, it. Are, you, kidding, me,, dude?, That, was, a moment. Let's get things kicking.

We, needed, that. Time, to, start, to, contribute. Ride, the, wave,, Duke., This, is, your, wave right now. Catch it, bro. Damn, Duke's legend. I can't believe he just pulled that off. Come on.

What, am, I, doing,, man? This, is, big., It's, a, big, moment, here. Okay,, so, here, they, are.

I, think, it's, in, play. I, think, hit, a, good, one. Oh,, he stay, out, of, that, bunker.

This, is, so, tight., So, am, I, right, now., I can't even share him. But yeah, he Yeah but you don't look He looks just like tense and tight. And I think it's just his his overall stress level for for a guy that should have no stress is extremely high.

But, he, also, cuts, his, own, hair, when, he goes to the barber. He's, going, to, hit, a, good, one, here., I like his setup.

I, love, it. Yep., Get, what, I, was, looking, for., There's the cut. You, got, the, cut, on, yours., You, got, the cut on yours. Right, Biz? I got it. Don't bend down, B.

Oh,, I, don't, give, a, [ __ ] I, want, to, preserve, your, back. Oh,, you're, good.

All right., Thank, you,, sir., All, All, I, got to do is take a hose, free up a little space in there.

All, right. Oh,, I, topped, it. That's, all, right., Hey,, it's, straight. Stay out of trouble.

No,, that's, not, That's, trouble. There, it, is. Perfect, spot, to, be. I, love, it.

That's, a, phenomenal, swing,, Biz., Nice shot buddy. How, about, how, much, more, we, hated, Biz when he was with Paige. He was being a jerk then.

Big, time, jerk. Now, I, think, he's, like, babysitting, a little. Oh,, it's, right, there., I, got, it.

Oh, [ __ ] Yeah., Look, at, this, dog., Got, it., Biz. Hey,, it's, actually, not, that, bad,, Duke. And it's

I'm, definitely, picking, that, up. It's, It's, helping, me, kind, of, stay, loose.

I, got, to, get, Go, slow, and, easy. I, got, to, get, moving. Slow, and, easy.

That's, the, problem,, right?, I, got, to, get moving. Your, jacuzzi. I, love, Jacuzzi,, man., My, body's, getting banged. My body's been [ __ ] through so much abuse. 30 years [ __ ] golfing like 40 years raving. [ __ ] [ __ ] Peter Pan with Rooster Crow.

We're, going, to, need, a, little, Julia, that's, probably, not, the, play, I'm, trying. I shouldn't be trying that. I don't have that shot. I almost fell over.

Oh,, no. Now, they're, going, to, want, their mulligan, biz, and we're going to give it to them.

No,, buddy., Give, it, to, them. No., Remember, this., We, gave, them, back, the strokes on the par threes and the negotiation was no mulligan.

All right., Agreed. They, had, one, more, par, three. Agreed. So,, we, gave, him, back, two, shots.

Gotcha., I, got [ __ ], that. [ __ ], their, mulligan., They, can, shove, it up their ass

dude., We, just, got, to, rip, a, five, iron. Hey., Hey,, there, is, a, ball, right, here.

You, hit, it, over, here. Did, it, kick, out? We, don't, know. What, kind, of, ball, is, it?

What, number? Four. That's, me., Oh, my, god., This, is, nuts, that this kicked over here.

Come, in. It's, going, to, run, a, lot., Keith, nice, shot., Y over, the, through, the, sand.

It's, in, the, bunker. Boom. Oh,, baby., Look, at, that., [ __ ], you, with, no turning

Duke., I, I, couldn't, ask, for, more,, buddy. That's a great punch. [ __ ] Little, fat.

We, owe, Julia, if, we, win, this, match. I, don't, mind, it,, man. [ __ ] It's, [ __ ], nice.

A, hell, of, a, shot,, Duke. That's, [ __ ], beautiful. Shot. [ __ ], off. Little, chunky., All, good,, [ __ ]

Little, fast. Oh, LOOK AT THAT. OH, STICK. WHAT, A, SHOT. That, was, [ __ ], nasty,, Keith., Thanks.

That, looked, like, PGA, [ __ ] I, know., That, sounded, like, PGA. Oh,, yeah., The, way, you, held, it,, too.

You, landed, right, at, right, at, the, ST. That's, like, snapping, a, pass, and, like looking in the glass. No one's going tape to tape.

Are, you, kidding, me? Oh, my, god. Or, is, this, okay, in, your, stance, or, do, you want this? Definitely. We got to pull that. What? Whose tea is that?

So,, here. Mine. Uh,, for, what?, For, our, mark. No,, that's, ours., This, is, theirs.

Oh,, got, you. I, want, I, don't, want, this, in, your, stance. Um, so, we're, going, to, move, this.

Okay,, good., Okay,, there, you, go. Put, it, there. He, got, it, dude., Hell, of, a, putt,, man.

Great., Great, reach. All, right. Hit, it, on, THAT, SIDE., HE'S, GOT, IT., OH, MY GOODNESS. GOOD TRY, BIZ. Good try. Good try, Biz. Good try. He's got no under

does, snap., But, I, did, saw, a, lot, of, lot, of turn. Snaps., It, snaps. I, like, it., Wait,

same, thing., Same, thing. Up, one. They've, hit, that, same, spot., Biz,, give, me a double slap and a salute. Bam. Bam. And the salute.

Salute. Yeah. The, [ __ ], am, I, doing,, man? I suck. All right, you boys are out on the left side of town.

Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ], Duke,, that, was, nasty. Oh, yeah,, Biz., That's, what, I'm, talking about. It's like my That was my drive accelerate, right? Same line. Same. Yeah. It's like I sent out a probe and then you sent out the rocket launch on it. [ __ ]

That's, perfect., That's, perfect. It'll, actually, work, out. Okay, I think you clear those bunkers. Let's see.

That's, actually, a, great, shot. [ __ ] Oh,, there, it, is., Nice, shot. 220, on, the, dance, floor.

Shuffling, for, for, Yandel,, right? Oh., Oh, he's, on, the, dance, floor,, baby., You, know what I'm saying?

Let's, see, it., No,, wait., He's, with, us. They, got, a, long, putt,, dude., Uh,, you, were right with us.

Roll, back., Best, in, the, game., Nice, cool chilly day. It's probably like 65°. Absolutely perfect. T-shirt underneath. That's all you need. Rollback. Rho A

CK. Chicklets, on, rollback.com., 20%, off, all hoodies, polos, joggers, and swim trunks and more.

Am, I, driving, you, crazy?, Yep., Biz. No., What, do, you, mean?, Are, you, [ __ ] crazy, buddy? You're a hell of a partner.

Fun, time., Oh,, this, is, unreal. Oh,, I, need, a, ball., [ __ ] Hey, Biz,, you, got, a, ball, on, you?

No,, I, asked, you, to, bring, I, got, one. Okay., All right. Why', we, park, all, the, way, the, [ __ ], back there?

Come, on,, Biz. Great, shot,, babe. I, blasted, it. Don't, worry, about, it,, buddy.

Oh, that get pushed out, right? Yeah. Pushes it, right? Oh my god. All, right., Yeah,, that's, the, way, it breaks. Tough one.

Break., Oh, little, meat. All, right., You, see, the, line? I, saw, it., Yeah. I, don't, think, they're, both, missing, that. I don't think either one of them are missing that. But

come, on., Down, that, train,, Biz., Nope. That's the best. That's good. Oh,, good., If, you, win, the, next, hole,, you win.

I, feel, like, we, got, to, give, something back because they gave us a mull again.

I'm, totally, down., Especially, we're leading by two with how many holes left?

Hey,, we're, gonna, give, you, back, the, the the tea box on this one. Okay. Uh-oh., Keith.

Okay. Wow., What, a, shot,, Keith. That's, magnificent., That's, right, down the line. Keith, beautiful.

Duke,, work, your, magic., I, like, when, he goes first to free me up, but he's so [ __ ] slow.

I, need, you,, Duke. Stay, in, there. I, need, you. Yeah, I, need, you. Yes,, Duke., What, a, [ __ ], drive,, baby.

Duke,, that, is, the, shot, of, your, life, bro. That, was, okay., It's, acceptable.

What, are, you, talking, about,, dude?, Dude, that is I, mean,, these, guys, get, real, excited., You should see me make love. Get the [ __ ] crowd going, baby.

Oh,, yes., Oh,, the, I, love, it. This, course, is, actually, nice,, man., Like, I like this course.

So,, what's, your, sweatshirts? They're, rollback. I, want, to, feel, that, material.

I, don't, know if, I, want, Duke, feeling, my the material that I'm wearing, but

Oh., Oh., Oh., Oh,, there, you, go. That's, it, right, there. That's, it., And, you, get, relief.

And, he, gets, relief. I, don't, know., We're, going to, have, to, ask them. He, should, be, the, poster, child, for, Sweat House.

He, might, need, Sweat, House, more, than anyone we've ever met. Can't imagine he gets a lot of sweat. I

think, that's, too, right. Be, good. Should, be, good. OH, WOW., NICE, SHOT., Y

you, kind, of, have, to, take, dukes., You, have one club length backwards., That's, what, I'm, saying.

And, you, can't, go, forward., So So, can, we, get, We, can't, get, out, of, that.

I, don't, think, you'll, be, able, to, get, out. So, take, Dukes., Okay., Thank, you.

We, need, to, [ __ ], up, here big, time. Let's, see., Oh,, it, might, be, too, much. Nice soft touch.

Right, at, it. Let's, see, it. What, a, shot. What, a, shot. Wow., Okay., [ __ ], Let, me, rip, that.

Lighting, up, another, bowl. Let's, go,, Duke. Oh,, this, right, as, you, yelled, that,, a puff of a cloud of smoke just went flying out of his nostrils and mouth.

What? It's, actually, not, bad., I, don't, think What, happened? They, both, hit, the, green.

That, wasn't, the, right, distance, right?, We're, kind, of, Come, on., We're, 10. We're 10 ft. Let's go.

I, know, you. I, love, you. Don't, Why?, What's, the, rush?, They, got, the Duke on the move. Hustle up, Duke Town.

[ __ ], off., This, is, a, putt, to, win, the match. Can't believe we're about to lose to these two.

Shuffle., Rumper,, Stompers,, Loopers, Willy Wonkas, Autograph, and Juicy Knockers. Planet Duketown got them bonkers. No one escapes Planet Duke Town boys. No one escapes. Slide at Duke Town. So I want to see what the m what's the material of those? Is it [ __ ] hit the shot? You got to drain this and then [ __ ] him. We'll be

Who's, up?, Me, or, you? You. Let's, do, it. I, keep, saying, that. Say, good, night, to, the, bad, guy,, boys.

Oh,, wow., He's, talking, [ __ ] Say, good, night, to, step, aside., Let, the dude tell aside for the kill. When it's time for the kill

we, splash, a, little, on, the fingers from his He's talking [ __ ] This would be fitting

break., No,, I, missed, it., Oh,, that's, so Oh, planet took down on the green. I take it through the hole. Pink Whitney on the shelf. Make me lose control. Gather up the chicklets when it's time to roll. Taking out the second shooter on the grassy null. Here comes the shot. Oh [ __ ]

All right,, Dormy. We, got, to, win, the, next, two, to, force, a playoff. Dookie

best, of, the, day., Wet. Oh,, wow., Whoa., Oh,, he's, on, the, [ __ ] green. Holy [ __ ]

Who's, got, short, holes? OH,, WOW. THAT IS A OH,, [ __ ], Look, at, that, [ __ ] Yandle

dance, floor., Another, shuffle, for, Yandel. He's just [ __ ] can't stop it. What, a, shot.

He, can't, stop, it., Holy. Come, on,, baby., Give, me, up. I, like, that, Russian, like, squad, at, the end.

Hey,, what's, his, Russian, name? If, Dukeenovi, Dukenov,, what, do, you, mean?

I, need, a, That's, hysterical., They, make, me lose my voice. It's so funny. That, is, funny, [ __ ], though.

This, is, the, second, guy, to, come, out, of Chernobyl. All right,, Biz., That, looks, good., Coming in left to right. Biz is in. Biz.

Dookie. Duke. Come on in. Swing,, dude. Now, I'm, ready, to, [ __ ], some, [ __ ], up. Let's go, Biz. Let's close. Always be closing. I mean, Duke, that's incredible.

That's, a, little, long., No,, that's, good. That's a great shot. Ah,, that's, not, a, great, shot.

Let's, see, that, one., Nope., Too, much juice. No,, those, are, You, guys, just, We, need, some coming down to the end. It always comes down to the [ __ ] last hole. Always always always always always.

I, don't, think, he, understands, that, they get a stroke. Let's, see, that, speed, coming, down., That broke.

See, that, coming, in?, Nice, play, on, that. What, are, you, doing? So,, obviously, we're, giving, you, that.

Yeah,, we're, giving, him, that now., Way, off. I, think, that's, shy., Biz. It's, a, good, We're, going, to, have, to, see one of you guys knock it in. This one here.

Knock, it, in, for, the, win., Knock, it, in, for the win. Duke, you do the honors of winning this match

of, what?, with, that, thing., I, could, do that with the lawn mower putt. I mean come on.

Come, on,, buddy. I, didn't, even, have, to, get, fully, down. Hey,, don't, get, cocky., I, DID, THAT.

OH,, TOO, BAD., WE, GO, TO, ANOTHER, HOLE. WHAT, ARE, YOU, DOING, B? I, just, want, to, keep, playing.

You, can, bury, it. See,, I, just, want, to, keep, playing., I don't want to end on this hole.

Biz,, don't, mess, this,, dude. No,, he's there., He, is money., All right. Great,, buddy., Great, playing, with, you, buddy. I stopped. Hey Duke.

Dude,, unreal. You're, an, unreal, guy,, dude., I so Duke mentally. Who, do, we, have, to, thank?, We, got, to, thank Duke. Obviously, the player Duke for making the Duke's dreams come true. Always wanted to play National. Here we are. I'm not leaving. They are. They got obligations. Me, I'm free, baby. I'm free.

Shout, out, Sweat, House. Shout, out, to, Sweat, House., you, of, course basketball sports spitting chicklets in the house.

Uh, Robbie, Burger Robbie, Burger, that's, kind, of, how, we, all got connected. So it was a great great day on the course pinkney sweat

roll, back, sweat, house., You, need, a sweatouse. Thanks, again, buddy. Thank, you.

Congratulations., Congratulations. There we go. Oh, I get a whole thing. It's, going, to, be, a, party, tonight, in, the jacuzzi. Look out ladies. Duke Towns in the house, baby, with the win.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble"?

Biz Nasty (Guest), Keith Yandle (Guest), Duke (Guest).

What is "CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble" about?

"Chiclets Gets Abducted to Planet Duketown - Sandbagger Scramble" follows a casual early morning golf conversation among friends, highlighting their camaraderie and playful banter as they discuss tournament experiences, golf gear, and the joys of the game. Set against the backdrop of a scenic course, the dialogue captures a blend of humor, friendship, and the laid-back culture of golfing, while…

What is mentioned in this Spittin' Chiclets episode?

13 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Mr. President, Biz, Keith Yandle, Spitting Chicklets, NHL, Angelus National Forest. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "CHICLETS GETS ABDUCTED TO PLANET DUKETOWN - Sandbagger Scramble"?

The episode runs 48 min; the transcript is about 9,204 words in 365 timestamped sections.

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