Transcript
Fu*k Canada & the New World Order
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· 13 min · 2,260 words · 38 timestamped sections
This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Fu*k Canada & the New World Order", an episode of StevenCrowder published January 16, 2026 (13 min, about 2,260 words). It mentions 10 people, works and ideas, including Canada, Prime Minister of Canada, United States (states), trade barriers, Xi Jinping.
What this episode is about
The focus is on the Canadian Prime Minister's remarks about the country's geopolitical stance, emphasizing the influence of the United States as a decisive factor in global order and Canada’s security. The speaker argues for a shift in mindset in Canada, suggesting that aligning with the U.S. is essential for maintaining stability and navigating a changing world landscape, while dismissing the roles of NATO and the UN in this context.
Key takeaways
- Canada's partnership with China signals a pivot—Stability or vulnerability? History blames both.
- The 'new world order' buzzword is back. Does it come with a price tag or political strings?
- The U.S. remains the world's bouncer, but Canada seems to be flirting with the club's other patrons.
- Canada's prime minister cozying up to China while facing pie-throwing activists? A recipe for political slapstick.
- Negotiations over tariffs could redefine Canadian trade. Will it be a renaissance or a reckless gamble?
Who speaks in this episode?
- Steven Crowder (Host) · 10 min speaking
- Brian (Host) · 3 min speaking
What is discussed, and when
- – 3:00: Canada, United States (states), Venezuela
- – 6:00: Canada, United States (states), Xi Jinping, World Trade Organization (WTO)
- – 9:00: Canada, United States (states), electric vehicles, LGBTQ
- – 12:00: Canada, United States (states), trade barriers
- – 13:06: Canada, United States (states), trade barriers, Venezuela
Notable quotes from "Fu*k Canada & the New World Order"
To let you guys know something. what controls the behavior of unstable actors in the world is only the United States.
about United States (states) · atHe has chosen to align himself with China instead of the United States. He then clarified the new world order remarks to Bloomberg and it's not great.
about Prime Minister of Canada · atYeah., And, I'll, just, let, you, know, the, new deal is Canada will be allowing Chinese vehicles in their electric vehicles. They're going to drop their tariffs. China will…
about electric vehicles · atRights of the family in China. Tell me about human rights. Tell me how progressive they are on gender equality on LGBTQ, AIP. Tell me about all of it.
about LGBTQ · atOur, greatest, adversary, and, claimed, that you're our best friend. Canada has never acted as America's best friend. So here's what we need to do with Canada to be clear.…
about Canada · atThrough the border. We want to be able to monitor that. You stop that immediately. Number four, you drop any and all trade barriers or tariffs with the United States. You…
about trade barriers · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Prime Minister of Canada — Person · Referenced political leader · 12 mentions
The Canadian prime minister is quoted discussing a Canada–China partnership and a 'new world order,' which the speakers use to argue Canada is choosing China over the U.S. - Xi Jinping — Person · Referenced foreign leader · 1 mention · first at
Xi Jinping is referenced as China's leader in the context of Canada praising Chinese leadership and deepening bilateral relations.The, Canadian, prime, minister, alongside China's president in the great hall of the people.
Companies & orgs
- World Trade Organization (WTO) — Company · Referenced global trade institution · 1 mention · first at
The WTO is mentioned while defining what 'new world order' could mean in terms of global trade governance and erosion of multilateral systems.First and foremost, which is what are the trading what is going to govern global trade? what is the role of the WTO going to be? How important are bilateral deals such as the…
Products & tech
- electric vehicles — Product · Trade item in Canada–China deal discussion · 1 mention · first at
Electric vehicles are mentioned as a concrete element of the alleged Canada–China arrangement (allowing Chinese vehicles and dropping tariffs).
Concepts & topics
- trade barriers — Concept · Policy lever / demand item · 2 mentions · first at
Trade barriers are presented as something Canada must remove against the U.S. as part of a 'five-point plan,' tied to tariffs and retaliation threats. - LGBTQ — Concept · Social policy reference point · 1 mention · first at
LGBTQ rights are cited as part of a broader comparison of social progressiveness between the U.S. and China. - visa-free travel — Concept · Policy change in Canada–China deal discussion · 1 mention
Visa-free travel is cited as another component of the purported Canada–China cooperation package.China is going to allow visa-free travel.
Places & events
- Canada — Place · Core topic · 18 mentions · first at
Canada is framed as strategically dependent on the United States and criticized for pursuing closer ties with China, including trade and policy alignment. - United States (states) — Place · Core topic · 9 mentions · first at
The United States is described as the decisive global enforcer and the primary security/economic backstop for Canada; it is also the actor issuing demands and threatened retaliatory measures. - Venezuela — Place · Referenced comparison case · 2 mentions · first at
Venezuela is used as an example in discussions of international law and as a warning comparison for Canada's trajectory ('alternative to Venezuela').And even with the administration, a lot of the times when we're talking about Venezuela, when we're talking about Iran, it could be Russia, Ukraine, any conflict, people say, Well, international law, and we.
Full transcript with timestamps
This the prime minister. A, historic, moment, not, seen, for, almost, a decade.
So, much, red. The, Canadian, prime, minister, alongside China's president in the great hall of the people.
I, believe, the, progress, that, we, have, made in the partnership sets us up well for the new world order.
Let's, talk, about, Canada., I, would, like, to see a fundamental shift in our mindset. And I mean, even with the administration, a lot of the times when we're talking about Venezuela, when we're talking about Iran, uh it could be Russia, Ukraine, any conflict, people say, "Well, international law," and we kind of discussed that. They say, "Well what if we lose our allies, then things could be unstable and at risk." I I want to let you guys know something. Um what controls the behavior of unstable actors in the world is only the United States.
It's only the might of the United States. period. So what we do determines how the rest of the world acts. That's the real world. It's not NATO. Certainly isn't the UN. And so we should approach Canada with that mindset because when you understand reality, well then it makes a decision really easy. As the world changes and people pick sides, do you want to be a part of the new world order? Canadian prime minister's words, not mine. Or the America first order, the Americanled order. Just so you know, you've actually been living under the latter. It is the United States. It is the United States.
That is the only reason Canada that you are allowed to be. It's not NATO. It's not the UN. The only thing that fends anyone off and acts as a deterrent is the military and economic might of the United States. And there isn't even a distant second. People say, "Oh, that's why people don't like you. Americans are arrogant." Okay, great. So what? You're welcome. That's my response. You are welcome. And I know this all too well because I spent my formative years in Canada. Um, I I really hope that Alberta sees what's going on and uh they consider separating. We would love to have you as an ally. So, Canada their prime minister yesterday, he was in China, by the way, he's been very cozy with China for a long time. And um bootlicking would be putting it mildly.
That's lovely. This the prime minister. A, historic, moment, not, seen, for, almost, a decade.
So, much, red. The, Canadian, prime, minister, alongside China's president in the great hall of the people.
I, believe, the, progress, that, we, have, made in the partnership sets us up well for the new world order. OG.
It, almost, seemed, like, he, didn't, want, to say it like, he, was, being, forced.
Yeah,, but, he, said, it. Oh, by, the, way,, I'm, going, to, issue, my five-point plan or five points of demand from Canada and what we do with them cuz I want to offer solutions just like we did for housing, just like we did for healthcare, just like we did for voting. Um, and I don't think this one is that difficult to solve. You just heard him. he has chosen to align himself with China instead of the United States. He then clarified the new world order remarks to Bloomberg and it's not great. Yesterday when you met with Premier Lee um one of the things you said in the public remarks was um this partnership Canada and China, this new partnership sets us up well for the new world order.
What What did you mean by that? What is the new world order? Well, this is it's a great question, Brian, because I think the world is still determining what that uh what that order is going to be. And let's be clear what we're talking about first and foremost, which is what are the trading what what is going to govern global trade? Uh what is the role of the WTO going to be? How important are bilateral deals such as the one we're developing? the I'm going use fancy word like the architecture the multilateral system
that, has, been, developing, these, is, being eroded to use a polite term undercut use another term so the question is what gets built in that place
he, really, likes, to, explain, to, you, that he's going to use words it's, true
yes I'm, going, to, use, a, fancy, word, I'll, use, a polite term I'll use a different term we're familiar with terms
thank, you and, words, carney, man, that, makes, a, China We don't need your schoolhouse rock. Okay.
Can, somebody, pie, him, so, that, I, don't have to do it? Those, were, the, days.
Yeah., Can, Yes., Just, to, give, an, idea, how unserious a country Canada is. They're prime ministers. Not assassination attempts. Successful pieings. I know what you're asking yourself. No, you don't just mean that. Yes. A pie in the face. And not thrown at distance. I mean up close. Bose of the clown and twist. And no one did a thing. Oh, a twist.
Yeah, they, got, to, grind, it, in, their, face. It's, just, It, really, is, humiliating, when that happens.
It's, like,, "Oh,, this, is, bad. That's worse. Don't take next." Now,, if, you, guys, don't, remember, this, uh, Carney, he has Carney in the name. That's true. It's a proud family of carnival workers and you are being disrespectful, sir.
Small, heads. Look,, just, because, you, couldn't, put, the basketball through the baseball hoop.
Yeah., I, mean,, he, had, a, he, had, a, very different tone just prior to the election. Here's the thing. I agree with some of the things he said there.
I, think, the, biggest, security, threat, to ch Canada is China. Ah we're, heartened by the leadership of President Xi Jinping and the speed with which our relationship has progressed in recent months and I believe the progress that we have made in the partnership sets us up well for the new world order.
Yeah., And, I'll, just, let, you, know, the, new deal uh is Canada will be allowing Chinese vehicles in their electric vehicles. They're going to drop their uh tariffs. Uh China will drop their tariffs on Canada. There's going to be cooperation on energy development and China is going to allow visafree travel. So he covered a lot of this uh in um in one of his conferences. Visa
prime, minister, less, than, a, year, ago, you said that China was the biggest security threat to Canada. Do you still believe that?
Uh, the, security, landscape, um, has continues to change. give us a term. Um,, and, in, a, world, that's, more, dangerous and divided, uh, we face, uh, we face many, uh, threats. That's the reality.
But, is, that, threat, from, China, still exist? I'll, I'll, I'll, refer, to, my, previous answer.
Uhhuh. I, will, refer, you, to, terms. Yes. And, words, and, answers, that, have, been spoken word.
If, you'll, notice, earlier,, I, said architecture. I, did., So I, don't, want, to, be, that, doesn't, answer your question.
I, don't, want, to, be, too, fancy,, but Jambalaya, I, defer, to, my, friend, Mr., Vanderlay.
Yes. And, also, acronyms, NWO. Yeah., So, here's, something, else., Canada as a country, I hope you're listening Alberta, they don't view themselves as an ally of the United States. If you actually look at the recent polling Canadians view China more favorably than the US. China uh is at a do you have that number? is at a negative 49 meaning a net negative. The United States at a negative 50, which is funny for a place that allows people to wear burkas on their driver's license. May I present to you, to use a word, uh weaguers. May I present them to you Canada? Is it Oh, because America is an evil empire. All right. How does China treat its dissident?
What do you think happens if you as a Canadian go to China and protest the government peacefully compared to if you do so in the United States? Hey, tell me about the immigration laws in China. Tell me about the rights that immigrants have in China. Te tell me about the rights of the family in China. Tell me about human rights. Tell me how progressive they are on gender equality on LGBTQ, AIP. Tell me about all of it. You think the United States is worse? Look, your inferiority complex is showing. And Alberta, if you are different from the rest of the country you better start moving quickly because as far as I'm concerned, Canada right now has presented themselves as a national security threat. That's not hyperbole. I mean that you cannot align yourself with one of the most evil countries in the world and certainly historically responsible for more death you know, carried out by their methods
of evil throughout history and today our, greatest, adversary, and, claimed, that you're our best friend. Canada has never acted as America's best friend. So here's what we need to do with Canada to be clear. Here's my here's my fivepoint plan I believe for Canada. And then by the way, uh that will then determine what needs to happen after. So here's what we do. Uh Canada, these are our demands. Five. Number one, close your border immediately at your own cost right away. No drugs flow into our country. You promised you would. You start tomorrow. I want to see construction workers building your border tomorrow with of course full reviews uh available to us upon request.
Number two, you cut all of your deals that you were just planning to make with China. Okay? Matter of fact, cut all your deals with China until further review from us. Number three, you stop a you stop along China to do this trans shipping to the United States through Canada. Right? We say you can't do this. They ship it to Canada and that comes through the border. We want to be able to monitor that. You stop that immediately. Number four, you drop any and all trade barriers or tariffs with the United States. You first. You drop all of them. Number five, you meet your NATO obligation today.
Not, 2032,, not, 2037,, right?, Oh,, I, I, I I know you have other costs. Maybe you'll have to slash your socialized healthcare. Maybe you're going to have to slash some of your social services to meet the contract you signed 2% of your GDP on military spending. Now, not you plan for it. you start paying 2% now. Now, until then, until you do these things, the United States will number one take in no Canadian oil. We will refine none of it. None of it whatsoever. Number two, we will ramp up tariffs to the point that they will be crippling. And I know what you're thinking. You can just uh throw yourself in the arms of of China. No, that's number three. We're going to block all of the China trade routes. That's 85% of your trade with China has to go through or around Alaska. That wouldn't be hard for us to do. And by the way, China's not going to wage a war for you guys.
They're going to show up, see our ships and head right back. We can strangle your country. and we should because you've aligned with the enemy and you're right there in our own backyard with a border that is unprotected. Far more land covered with that border by the way than Mexico. You want me to repeat it really quickly just so everyone understands again? I mean every word that I say. Number one, close your border, Canada. These are our demands. You cut off your deals with China. You stop allowing China to trans shship through you. You don't play that game.
You drop your barriers. You drop your tariffs on the United States. you meet your NATO obligation immediately, not a few years from now. Until then, we will refine nothing. We will take in none of your oil. We will ramp up tariffs and we will block your new buddy in China from getting anything to you. Alberta, if you don't like these terms you should separate. Don't have to be a part of the United States. You just have to make sure you're not a part of Canada. And we would be happy to trade with you and make a new friend. And let's actually be friends. You guys let me know what you think about that. I mean every single word. I would like to see it start tomorrow. We can't allow this in our own backyard. This is the only alternative to Venezuela Canada with Carney. And I don't think he likes that either. Oh, you're still here. And you're still watching this on YouTube. You've probably noticed
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Questions about this episode
Who speaks in "Fu*k Canada & the New World Order"?
Steven Crowder (Host), Brian (Host).
What is "Fu*k Canada & the New World Order" about?
The focus is on the Canadian Prime Minister's remarks about the country's geopolitical stance, emphasizing the influence of the United States as a decisive factor in global order and Canada’s security. The speaker argues for a shift in mindset in Canada, suggesting that aligning with the U.S. is essential for maintaining stability and navigating a changing world landscape, while dismissing the…
What is mentioned in this StevenCrowder episode?
10 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Canada, Prime Minister of Canada, United States (states), trade barriers, Xi Jinping, World Trade Organization (WTO). Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "Fu*k Canada & the New World Order"?
The episode runs 13 min; the transcript is about 2,260 words in 38 timestamped sections.
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