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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays", an episode of Table Read Tuesdays published November 8, 2024 (3 h 59 min, about 32,100 words). It mentions 8 people, works and ideas, including Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Eddie Valiant, Acme, Toontown.
What this episode is about
The discussion centers around a reading of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," featuring introductions of participants and their roles in the project. Participants share their backgrounds, creative endeavors, and social media links, while also engaging with the audience and discussing the dynamics of their recording setup.
Key takeaways
- Live streaming mishaps: Proof that technology is often more excited to share than we are.
- Aspiring actors know: The right introduction can turn you into the star of your own Zoom call.
- Nothing says creativity like playing multiple characters while sharing your cat's urge for rebellion.
- In any cast, the excitement to play iconic roles is matched only by the nerves they induce.
- Even in virtual readings, finding your online persona is akin to perfecting your on-stage character.
Who speaks in this episode?
- Aubrey (Guest) · 48 min speaking
- Jackson Gray (Guest) · 36 min speaking
- Henry Graham Murray (Guest) · 36 min speaking
- Haley Elizabeth (Guest) · 48 min speaking
- Unknown Host (Host) · 1 h 12 min speaking
What is discussed, and when
- – 15:00: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Eddie Valiant, Jessica Rabbit, Acme
- – 30:00: Eddie Valiant, Jessica Rabbit, Dumbo
- – 45:00: Jessica Rabbit, Eddie Valiant
- – 1:00:00: Jessica Rabbit, Toontown, Eddie Valiant
- – 1:15:00: Toontown
- – 1:30:00: Eddie Valiant
- – 1:45:00: Jessica Rabbit, Toontown
- – 2:00:00: Toontown, Jessica Rabbit
- – 2:15:00: Eddie Valiant
- – 2:30:00: Toontown
- – 3:00:00: Jessica Rabbit, Toontown
- – 3:15:00: Toontown
- – 3:45:00: Toontown, Jessica Rabbit
- – 3:59:09: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Toontown, Jackson Gray
Notable quotes from "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays"
What it's saying being sent to a third party so all right Welcome to our reading of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and turn off the live stream on my end Echo there we go I told you it's saying it's streaming what it's.
about Who Framed Roger Rabbit · atThat's that's all there is for me all right Jackson hello I'm Jackson gray I will be playing Roger Rabbit and actions and descriptions in the third part and a ton of Treasure Trove of many other characters of course and I'm in.
about Jackson Gray · atThing I'm good at but it's not true that can't be true right I am excited to play Jessica Rabbit Betty Boop and a plethora of other characters I love this movie I'm super excited I go by she her pronouns and yeah I'm just I'm excited.
about Jessica Rabbit · atFrom the point of view of a man in a shiny brown suit standing unobtrusively at the back of the Sound Stage under a beat up Fedora is a cracky face that's seen a lot in its…
about Eddie Valiant · atUp with well I don't work in tomont town you don't have to the rabbit's wife seems in an underground tune Revenue join called the ink and paint Club you could catch an action there well the job's going to lost you.
about Toontown · atPasses overhead kind of Jumpy aren't you Valiant it's just Dumbo above their heads Dumbo swoops back and forth and hovers ears flapping like a hummingbird oh I got him unone from.
about Dumbo · atBlack frankly I'm shocked Marvin AC has been my friend and neighbor for 30 years maroon gestures out the window we see a blinking neon sight sign on the roof of the building…
about Acme · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Jessica Rabbit — Person · Referenced character (key suspect/plot catalyst) · 16 mentions · first at
Her relationship with Roger and interaction with Marvin Acme (patty-cake photos) drives the framing narrative and motivates multiple characters’ actions. - Eddie Valiant — Person · Referenced character (protagonist detective) · 6 mentions · first at
Central viewpoint character in the read-through; hired to investigate/photograph Jessica Rabbit and later pulled into the Acme murder framing plot. - Henry Graham Murray — Person · Reader/performer (cast member in the live read) · 1 mention · first at
Introduces himself and states he is playing Eddie (Valiant) and Baby Herman, anchoring major character performance in the episode.Oh yes you can find me at my website at Henry having fun.com and I'm Henry Graham Murray on Facebook I'm the only one and I'm on Instagram as Henry gram Murray too so okay looking forward to this all.
- Jackson Gray — Person · Reader/performer (cast member in the live read) · 2 mentions · first at
Introduces himself as playing Roger Rabbit and narration/actions, contributing to the episode’s primary performance of the script.
Books & papers
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit — Book · Primary recommendation · 3 mentions · first at
The main subject of the podcast episode, discussed in detail by the participants.
Companies & orgs
- Acme — Company · Business focus · 1 mention · first at
A significant company in the narrative, involved in the plot's central mystery.
Places & events
- Toontown — Place · Setting · 17 mentions · first at
A key location in the story where much of the action takes place.
Media & podcasts
- Dumbo — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at
A character from Disney referenced in the narrative.
Full transcript with timestamps
mine always always still says prepare to live stream when it's actually already going so it's saying uh it's streaming that's what it's saying being sent to a third party so all right Welcome to our reading of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and turn off the live stream on my end Echo there we go I told you it's saying it's streaming what it's saying something to a third party yep it is my I know she's like three weeks she's too little to I yeah to not break out you tiny people my cat is right here right next to me he's gonna probably come over and try to sit down and like take over everything because he always does you can yeah I'm a new Zoom cat owner and I hear from Zoom other fellow Zoomers with their cats are like no yeah loves loves my computer wow it's my laptop by all means we love seeing cats so we're gonna go through with introductions here um and so if you could let us know your name and at least
the major characters you are playing you don't have to list all the minor ones because there's too many of them um and then where in the world you are um and where people can find you if they are interested in looking you up for you know acting or screenwriting jobs or such or just you know in general fan fandom so um I'll start with with Aubrey hi my name is Aubrey you've probably seen me before in here uh I am in California in the USA and my pronouns are whatever you want them to be I don't care uh and uh you can find me uh on Spotify if you want to look up my album you can also find me on uh Instagram on Luci and theair and my link to my Spotify is on there where you can find all of my music uh I'm an actress and a singer and a songwriter and a composer and I do all the creative stuff so that's really what it is um I'm sure you can find some of my stuff my acting stuff on YouTube you could certainly
find it here on uh our lovely channel so yeah that's that's all there is for me all right um Jackson uh hello I'm Jackson gray uh I will be playing Roger Rabbit and uh actions and descriptions uh in the third part and a ton of Treasure Trove of many other characters of course and uh I'm in central Alberta Canada what else oh you can find me on any social media with my name mostly I think that's mainly everything let's go to Henry next hello I'm Henry gram Murray this is my first appearance and I'm um looking forward to seeing what happens um I'm in Venice California Los Angeles and um I'm playing Valiant what's is first name I can't remember his first name uh Eddie I believe anyway the Bob Hoskins uh character and I love this movie by the way uh when it came out just absolutely totally loved it and so I probably still do and um I'm playing baby Herman which I just found out about so I haven't had time to practice my
crying um and a couple of other things as well but um uh is that all you need oh yes you can find me at my website at Henry having fun.com um and I'm uh Henry Graham Murray on um Facebook I'm the only one and I'm on Instagram as Henry gram Murray too so um okay looking forward to this all right uh see Haley hello this is also my first time reading with uh able read Tuesdays I'm very excited um I've been like yeah I've been acting since I was like eight I don't know it's it's my favorite thing sometimes I joke that it's the only thing I'm good at but it's not true uh that can't be true right um I am excited to play Jessica Rabbit um Betty Boop and a plethora of other characters I love this movie I'm super excited um I go by she her pronouns and yeah I'm just I I'm excited for the read yeah awesome oh and I guess you can find me on Facebook as Haley Elizabeth but that's because I'm working
on a stage name if you want to YouTube me I have plenty of stuff up that's under Haley by Meister which is my name right there if that's seen at all yeah I can't remember if they they show up or not yeah it's okay not I'm gonna switch back real quick to Aubrey because she wants to list her character she's playing I I forgot my characters yeah I get to play Maroon and uh doom and Benny those are the big the big characters I get to play which they're awesome some characters so hey it's fun anyways haly I loved your your introduction and my name is I am she her pronouns in Gig Harbor Washington um your host this evening uh tonight I'll be playing Lieutenant Santino and a couple of small parts and a lot of actions and descriptions um one of the small parts I'm really nervous about is Donald Duck because you know he's very iconic but um that being said you know feel free tonight because this
is a cartoon um in large part mixed with uh he actual live humans you know it's really a good opportunity to play with voices tonight so feel free to you know uh chew the scenery as as this as the saying goes um and you can find me when I'm not reading here you can find me on most Saturdays at uh two households in Fair Corum a Shakespeare reading group all right I'm going to get our screen up our script up on the screen and then we'll get going it's um bit of a long long script and this is a uh not a shooting um script so um let's see and had a question on who's playing Dolores and that would be uh Haley looks like mhm uh um so there's our there's our there's our script all right so this is a um a third draft in from 1986 so there's probably some differences between the actual movie that came out and the ones that uh we'll be reading tonight so pay attention and see if you can spot those
if you're out there on YouTube land um all right we get started Who Framed Roger Rabbit with the work en title who shot Roger Rabbit written by Jeffrey price and Peter S Seaman based on the novel by Gary K wolf this movie starts the way all movies should with a cartoon it's not a Disney or Warners it's not a fler and MGM or lands this is a lesser known studio and we fade in on a maroon cartoon accompanied by zany cartoon music the title card reads maroon cartoon presents baby Herman and Roger Rabbit in the bunny sitter below are two cameos are the cartoon Stars one picture is of a cherubic baby in a bonnet innocently poised with his pose with his thumb inous mouth the other is a pony rabbit with a gap between his front teeth he is a lovable if slightly Shell Shocked look the cartoon begins Benny Herman baby Herman and Roger Rabbit are in a play pen when two female legs and high heels walk in a frame The Voice
belonging to the legs talks down to Baby Herman in a maternal coup Mommy's going to the beauty parlor darling but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger he's going to take very very good care of you cuz if he doesn't he's going back to the science lab Roger gulps as he watches the legs disappear we hear footsteps recede and a door slam Roger turns confidently back to his charge but the little tiik is already squeezing through the play pen bars baby bye Roger makes a for him misses and gets his head stuck between the bars he plays with a baby in a voice that resonates of hunts Hall in the Bary boys hey come B back you H you heard what your mother said we follow him as he crawls into the kitchen he stops regard something a cookie jar it's sitting on top of the refrigerator C Roger wearing the play pen like a Piller comes running toward the kitchen but the play pen is too wide to clear
the door the impact shattering the play pen and sends Roger across the kitchen floor when he looks up baby Herman is on the door hang on Baby I'll save you majer makes a desperate leap across the kitchen for the kid but baby Herman swings the door to the freezer open and Roger disappears inside baby Herman grabs a cookie and swings back shutting the door he climbs down and crawls out of the kitchen after a beat the friezer door opens Roger now shaped like a block of ice falls out and hits the floor the block shatters into ice cubes Roger looks around dazed maybe Herman has taken this opportunity to crawl out the window Roger races to the window his eyes pop out of his head at what he sees from Roger's point of view baby Herman is crawling along the sidewalk under the shadow of a safe being hoisted a second floor window by the acne safe moving company the Rope holding the safe is down to a slender thread
Roger gasps and Rockets out the window toward baby Herman the Rope snaps and the safe Falls Roger arrives just in time to pluck the baby out of Harm's Way but not in time to save him the safe crunches down on his head bearing Roger into the sidewalk after a beat Roger's hand appears and Spins a tumbler the safe door opens inside we see the da rabbit with little tweeting birds circling around his head cut cut H the cartoon action stops abruptly but the Goofy cartoon music plays on we begin a slow pullback to reveal that this cartoon is being filmed live on a Sound Stage the title card sits on an easel the female legs are papier-mâché props manipulated by two human crew members wearily they lean the legs up against the stage wall a human director wearing a tweed jacket and baggy pleated pants gets onto the set from the equipment and the dress of the crew it's the 1940s baby Herman throws his cookie down
in disgust he talks in a grally voice an octave lower than Wallace bear what the hell was wrong with that tap nothing with you baby Herman it's on Roger again hey can we lose the playback the music suddenly stops as off to the side the soundman lifts the needle off a phone the director leans over Roger and angrily plucks one of the birds circling his head what's this Roger a tweey birds that's right a tweeting bird but what does the script say rabbit gets conked rabbit sees Stars not Birds stars crying out right Roger I'll be in my trailer taking nap baby himself up to his full height of 2 feet and walks off the set he chooses a route that takes him under the dress of the script girl she jumps as a goost now two crew members lift the safe off of Roger please roll I can give I can give you the Stars I know I can just drop the safe on my head one more time I've already dropped it on you 23 times
don't worry about me I I can take it I'm not worried about you I'm worried about the safe what we've been seeing has been from the point of view of a man in a shiny brown suit standing unobtrusively at the back of the Sound Stage under a beat up Fedora is a cracky face that's seen a lot in its life but apparently didn't think much of it was funny Eddie Valiant takes a jolt from a pint of whiskey evidently in reaction to what he's seen he opens his coat and returns a pint bottle to a shoulder holster with had formerly held a 38 nerve steadied he walks out the stage door the exterior Studio day Valiant emerges from the stage onto a bustling Hollywood studio lot where cartoon characters tunes and humans are comingling as if it were the most natural thing in the world Valiant stops by an Acme novelty truck which is unloading tune props there are bombs Rockets flattened pocket watches anvils
giant slingshots Etc the license plate is California 1946 he fishes out a pack of Chesterfields and tops out half a butt that had been stubbed out as he lights it Valiant regards a chubby balding man wearing a three-piece suit and a worried expression coming toward him he is RK Maroon studio boss maroon is leading an Entourage of assistance trying to keep up starting a mile there'll be no more roast beef lunches what happened to Cheese sound swies I was raised on cheese sandwiches the assistant doodly record his thoughts and sees a guy taking a nap in the shade of a palm tree can tell that guy sleeping over there he's fired is your wife's brother uh it's your wife's brother okay oh tell him he's promoted but get him out of my sight I see first marun approaches Valiant Valiant did you see the
rabbit no he was U uh blowing his lines all right so what so what he's already put me 3 weeks behind on the shooting schedule now an Edith head type hustles need head type hustles Marine several costume designs your reaction AR sorry she flips another drawing that's that's funny put a hamburger on it and it'll be even funnier huh Valiant he grabs a p chose Valiant the rendering is of a hippo and a pink polka dot tutu yeah that would be a riot maroon responds to Valiant sarcasm with raised eys boy I hope you have ain't contagious or I'll be out of business he hands a pad back to the designer who departs how much do you know about Show Business Valiant well only There's No Business Like it no business I know Valiant watches an alligator in a rebel uniform dragging a brace of cannons and several toad St toad stool Cared by yeah there Ain no business as expensive I'm 25 Grand over budget on
the latest bunny sitter cartoon and that's all because that rabbit can't keep his mind off his on his work and you know why one two many safes dropped on his head nah that goes with the territory he's a stunt bunny maroon takes a copy of the Hollywood Tattler out of his pocket here's the problem scene cing over calamari with not so new sugar daddy was Jessica Rabbit wife of maroon store Roger his wife's a [ __ ] but he thinks she's Betty Crocker no the doubt was eating them up so what do you want me to do just get me a couple of Juicy pictures something I can wisely rabbit up with well I don't work in tomont town ah you don't have to the rabbit's wife seems in an underground tune Revenue join called the ink and paint Club you could catch an action there well the job's going to lost you 100 bucks 100 bucks that's ridiculous so's the job valant starts to walk away all right all right all right you
got yourself 100 bucks maroon turns snaps his fingers his assistant appears out of nowhere with maron's checkbook and a pen the assistant turns and Stoops so that maroon can write the check on his back 50 now 50 when you deliver the pictures maroon tears a check off and hands it to Valiant suddenly Valiant ducks in reflex to a large shadow that passes overhead kind of Jumpy aren't you Valiant it's just Dumbo above their heads Dumbo swoops back and forth and hovers ears flapping like a hummingbird oh I got him unone from Disney aren't you the lucky one vant grabs a check from a run and starts at the gate so when will I hear from you as soon as is humanly possible we follow Valiant out the gate under a rot iron sign that reads cartoon Studios as he starts across the road he's almost run over by a tune Roadster that Roars out of the gates when it blasts its horn it's the first five not Notes From The Woody Woodpecker
song oh and you know I totally forgot what that sounds like ha valian jumps back as a rooster passes Woody the woodpeckers behind the wheel with a self-important smile on his face Valiant angrily waves The Cloud of tuned D away damn Tunes across the street a trolley car is slowing to a stop in front of the studio it's a Pacific and Electric Red Car heart of the vast system of electric trolleys that once crisscrossed the LA Basin Valiant steps onto the red car he reaches into the pocket to give the conductor his nickel Fair Betty comes up with a handful of lint he holds out the check what I look CL a bik the conductor jerks his hand toward the door Valiant suffers a public humiliation of having to step down past the rest of the boarding passengers he walks around to the back of the red car where a gang of 10-year-olds are loitering when the bell sounds and the red car starts to pull away the kids make a dash for the place
on the cow catcher Balian joins them we hold as a red car moves away and the street urchins regard their older partner in crime with curiosity dissolve to a billboard sign it reads LA's Pacific and Electric Red Car America's Finest public transportation system pan down to see the sign is on the roof of the trolley terminal red cars are going in and out of the shed move in on one car approaching the terminal from down the street as it passes by Valiant hops off his freeloader seat on so long Mister thanks for the cigarettes we follow Valiant as he crosses the street to a SE Bungalow a note is push pinned to the door close on the note and it says tomorrow's Friday well Dolores Val takes a note and walks back across the street toward the terminal he climbs up a flight of stairs heading for a bar on the mezzanine the bar Sports a red neon sign that used to Blink The Terminal Station bar but now it just
says terminal interior terminal bar Day the place must have been pretty Swanky at the turn of the century when it was built in the first burst of enthusiasm over the new public transportation system it's in the motif of a trolley car there's a large map on the wall above the bar showing all the different lines behind the bar is Dolores if you scraped off all the makeup you'd find an attractive woman in her late 30s she ministers to a ragtag assortment of Hollywood low Lives who truly are at the end of the line Valiant enters this Den for a moment and then bellies up to the bar he finds a spot between a one-armed black soldier and a [ __ ] stretch shout on the bar passed out now the trolley rumbles underneath them the bar starts to shake like an earthquake the lights flicker all the drinkers observing a time on a ritual lift their glasses simultaneously to avoid spilling any drops even the [ __ ] lifts his head
until the trolley is passed Valiant reaches Over the Bar and blind grabs a bottle of Rye that he obviously knows is there and pours himself a shot hey fellas what's the good word lost my job an aric Cowboy pipes up F died a deaf m tribles a note on a pad hanging around his neck he hands a note to Valiant it says my girl dumped me Valiant Pats him on the back consuling well you know what they say about Dames hogy then Valiant mels the rest of it for Augie's benefit only Auggie reads his lips and starts to Roar silently slapping his thigh now Dolores makes her way down the bar she grabs a [ __ ] by the suspenders and slides him out of the way so making damn jokes huh Eddie Dame jokes huh Eddie well let me remind you pal it was a Dame who took a hundred bucks out of the till so your landlord wouldn't throw you out of your dump and it was a Dame who trusted you for the money when no one else in town would and
it's a Dame who's tired of wai waiting for you to straighten yourself out and get a job would this be the same game who's going to feel awfully foolish when she finds out I've got her money Valiant slides a check across the bar Dolores steadies it she calmes down this is 50 bucks I need 75 before they check the books tomorrow well you'll have it in the morning now be a sport and let me have 20 bucks to put in my pocket is this paper even good check the scroll RK Maroon now Angela a neanderthal sitting a few stools down is tapping the shell of a hardboiled egg maroon valant don't tell me you're working for a tune who's your client Chile Willie or scoy squirrel Chuckles at his own joke and goes to eat his egg suddenly Valiant darkens he grabs Angelo by the shirt and pulls him up to his face get it straight grease bu I'm not working for a tune I'd never work for a tune got that Valiant jams a whole egg in Angela's mouth turns
and storms out of the door Angelo sputters and spits out the egg what his problem well ton killed his brother all right I think this is where we switch narrators to narrative two I think that's me I think that's you yep all right exterior Inc and pain club night Valiant knocks on the door of a nondescript building in a rundown Factory area a Speak Easy style PE slides open revealing the face of a tun gorilla Valiant offers the password won something me the people slides closed and after a beat the door swings open interior Club the gorilla dressed in a tux gives Valiant the once over Valiant resents the assessment like your monkey suit was a we follow Valiant down the hall towards the main room we can hear laughter and ziny music from within interior main room when Valiant steps through the doorway we see the place is no dive it's a white tape cloth nightclub on a par with the El Morocco
or the garden of Allah behind the bar a caterpillar bartender is using his many arms to shake and pour several drinks at once meanwhile a dozen pengu waiters are gliding back and forth along the tabl serving drinks to the well-healed crowd on stage Donald Duck and Daffy Duck are seated opposite of each other at matching grand pianos what begins as a decorous duck duet on a chovsky piece complete with the knuckle cracking seat spinning preparations quickly escalates onto a looney game of up of one upmanship between these two Rascal Ducks there is keyboard stomping lid banging piano wire plucking zaniness the audience is howling people are wiping the tears from their eyes They're laughing so hard all except the Valiant he lies a cigarette imp passively not humored by the tune hij Jinks he spots an empty table off to the side and makes his way toward it a silly gezer and Loud suit is at the next table the keys are
nods to him soberly as Valiant pulls up uh pulls out the chair and sits down a loud flatulent sounds erup from Valiant the gezer slaps his thigh with the hilarity of it all will you listen to that it's a b I'm I'm thinking of calling it a whoopy cushion diant reaches under himself and comes up holding a deflated rubber bladder the G the gezer retrieves it from him no hard feelings I hope put her there the geizer grabs valiant's hand before he can say no we hear a BZ Valiant retracts his hand as if shocked the Gyer hows with laughter and then turns his palm to Eddie and buzzer real Gasser Von rolls his eyes and grabs a penguin as he Glides by Scot there's a tea drink minimum just as long as there's no maximum waiter I sign my check now the penguin puts a bill down on the geer's table and Zips off the Geer takes a fountain pen out of his jacket and writes on the bill but there doesn't seem to be any ink coming out he shakes
and Shakes the pen to get it flowing it flows all right Ink Smart all over Valiant shirt and pants Lian looks down at the stain doing a slow burn the Geer starts laughing Vian jumps up and grabs him by the lapels that's it for you Pops oh calm down son look the ink is gone n looks down at his Z is gone see it disappears well why don't you make GL the ink valian drops him into his chair and returns to his seat the penguin Glides up with his drinks Balian swallows the first one with one quick jerk of his head on stage do and dy's piano competition has reached the crescendo of Mayhem they've got the axes out and in time with music they reduced their pianos to match sticks at the completion of the piece they step to the front of the stage and with great decorum arms around each other they take their boughs the curtain comes down to Great Applause we hear s the sfx of crashing and bashing backstage now from behind Valiant we
hear a familiar high-pitched voice cigar cigarettes Eddie Valiant turns to see Betty Boop standing with a box of tobacco Wares strapped around her neck in contrast to all the other Tunes Betty's in black and white de it's SW to see you Eddie we miss you in tont town wish I could say the same what you doing here Betty it's been slow for me since cartoons went to collar but I still got it Eddie oh yeah you sure got it Betty who's Mr jocularity Marvin Al me the gag King shest he comes here every night to see Jessica Rabbit big on the musical comedy huh sounds like you've never seen her Eddie now the lights dim and Betty moves on on stage the The Da droopy walks out with the spotlight following him he's the evening's EMC hello everybody I hope you're all having as much fun as I am I have a small announcement to make just gra it will not be able to sing tonight there is a rooll roar of disapproval from the men in the crowd
they shower him with debris continue oh oops I was merely justing without further Ado here is the woman times two to Town's own Shanta Excellence Jessica Rabbit there is excited Applause as lights stem a tune combo made up of crows in shade strikes up the intro to the Smoky song why don't you do right a spotlight hits the curtain now a cacious leg po pokes out teasingly the Crowd Goes Wild as the rest of the body belong to the leg emerges Jessica Rabbit as generously endowed redheaded bombshell she's a human orun in her case more beautiful than human her figure is testimony to what a guy would do can do with a pencil and a fertile imagination reaction Valiant this is not quite the bunny he expected Roger to be married to his jaw drops and his reactions mirrored all around the room the men are panting so hard you couldn't keep a matchet closeup of Jessica as she steps to the mic you had plenty of money back in
22 you let other women make a fool out of you why don't you do it do right like some other men do get out of here and get me the money too Jess takes the mic and comes off the stage slinking she wanders around the tables teasing the men as she goes now there's a howl from behind Valiant a Tex Avery type ton wolf who came masquerading as a human couldn't help but show his true colors at the side of Jessica he howls as if there were a full moon his tongue rolls out of his head and piles up on the floor like so much clothes lying his eyeballs telescope right out of his head and finally the wolf levitates and snaps rigid like an open jack knife as the woman makes a rush the wolf makes a rush to the stage the gorilla bouncer grabs him by the suspenders the wolf lak spinning madly practically knocks bion's table over as he grabs aesa but the wolf is come to the end of his suspenders he snaps back towards the gorilla who is
holding an anvil in front of the suspenders clang the wolf hits the Anvil and slides to the floor the gorilla calmly whisks him into a dust pan and Carries him out Jessica like all good Saloon singers has continued her act undaunted why don't you do it right like some other men do see is over to the geer's table teasingly she swirls the Wisps of white hair onto his head into a Dairy Queen he Giggles gleefully and makes a grab aesa but she slips out of his grass like Mercury you ain't got no money ain't got no use for you now Jessica Works her way over to Eddie she stops at the table and sings tauntingly then with a flourish she throws herself in his lap and belts out the finale so get out of here and get me mother money too there's a roxus Applause when she finishes Jessica looks deep into Eddie's eyes thanks for your L before Eddie can reply she jumps off and slinks off stage leaving Eddie in a pile of human
wreckage Valiant slugs the rest of his drink down to put a out the fire in his libido when the lights come up Valiant looks over to see where acne Acme is uh slicking down his eyebrows and patting his hair down he stands picks up a bouquet of roses from the chair besides him and as he passes valiant's table gives him a big wik valian watches Acme disappear backstage he stands up drops a couple of bucks on the table and follows after him backstage Valiant steps past the curtain keeping the discreet distance he follows Marvin Acme down a corridor and around the corner Acme stops and knocks on the dressing room door after a moment it opens and Acme goes inside um Bion checks over his shoulder but the backstage area is empty he eases over to the door and puts his eye into the keyhole POV threw the KE Jessica is seated at her dressing table amme is on his knee next to her kissing his way up her
gloved hand eyes closed in ecstasy Jessica takes her hand out of the glove and starts combing her hair leaving Mar uh Marvin kissing a suspended tun glove angle on Valiant while he continues his peeping the gorilla bouncer sneaks up behind him hey what do you think you're doing chimp well uh who are you calling chump chimp the gorilla Smiles statistically when he recognizes Valiant oh it's that comedian the gorilla grabs Valiant by the belt and lifts him off the ground he opens the fire door and Hees Valiant out oh exit Ali night Valiant comes flying out of the door and crashes into a bunch of garbage cans in the alley the G the gorilla stands in the doorway regarding the dazed Valiant and don't let me catch you peeping face around here again got it Ooa Booga the gorilla slams the door valian picks himself up out of the garbage he brushes pushes himself off then starts down the alley towards the rear of the
building we follow him around the corner where he stops under Jessica's dressing room window he drags over a milk crate to stand on takes a small camera out of his pocket and opens the Bellows he stands on the crate and aims the camera through the corner of the window as we hear the muffled conversation from within are we going to play Pat cake tonight morein I have a headache but you promised oh all right but this time take that hand buzzer off valiant's eyes widen in disgust Jesus Christ as he starts clicking pictures top two is this where we switch um actions okay just trying to make sure all right exterior Maroon studio late night there's one light on in the administration building interior maroon office night there is a large Art Deco office with walls covered with photos of maroon and various celebrities human and tune rkade maroon is seated behind his desk standing nearby is Valiant they are both
regarding a sterical Roger Rabbit who's holding a set of 8 by10 p uh 8 by10 gloss gloss saies that's sorry he's wailing and crying tun tears flooding off him in a torrent Patty Cakes Patty Cates bakers man but no use ruining a good pair of shoes over it hangle on rug Roger's tears affirmed a puddle around the desk Valiant lifts a well well-worn Oxford and Shakes the water off it run hands Roger a handkerchief Roger choose his nose take comfort son you're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him I don't believe it I won't believe it the pictures don't lie Mr Valiant here took them himself Roger takes another look at the pictures close photos there shots of Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Acme seating knee to knee caught in the act of slapping Palms really playing p a cake back to scene maroon gets up and Crosses to a bar table set up by the window he pours a drink from a crystal decter as
Roger starts sobbing again but Jesse she's the light of my life the apple of my eyes the cream in my coffee bant eyes the booze longingly as he mutters to himself well you better start thinking about drinking it black frankly I'm shocked Marvin AC has been my friend and neighbor for 30 years maroon gestures out the window we see a blinking neon sight sign on the roof of the building across the street Acme if it's Acme it's a Gasser who would have thought he was the sugar daddy maroon turns and carries the drink to Roger meanwhile Valiant sidles over to the bar to help himself well the important thing now Roger is to put all this behind you drink this son you'll feel better Roger takes a glass and shoots it down with one gulp I know this all seems painful now but you'll find someone new won't he Mr Valiant Eddie has just picked up the decanter to pour one for himself well oh yeah goodl looking guy like him James
will be breaking his door down close Roger the booze is taking its effect there's a Rumple like volcano about to erupt suddenly Roger's hand Roger's head turns into a t steam whistle shrieking the high pitch causes glass objects in the room to shatter cleaning the crystal decanter that valiant's holding in his hand it explodes soaking his shoot his suit with booze Valiant looks down at the damage completely exasperated son of a [ __ ] oh Mr maroon I think I'll be going now so about the rest of my fee sure sure Valiant sure run sits at the desk and writes a check being experienced in these matrimonial matters uh you have any advice for our friend here Valiant crosses to the de and the desk and takes a check my advice hop on over to Reno get yourself a quicky divorce divorce never suddenly Roger jumps onto maron's desk and grabs Valiant by the lapels marriage is the two-way street and we we just experiencing a detour
Jessica and I are going to get back together we're going to be happy h i p p i Roger Zips off the desk and crashes out the window leaving a rabid outline in the glass backlit by a blinking acne sign maroon and Valiant walk to the window and look out the rabbit-shaped hole in the window Roger at least he took it well did all right Jackson there you go you're three right yes uh pull back to reveal the bottles on the floor next to the coach uh the co uh couch Valiant passes out uh on he's still dressed in his clothes Pan the small studio apartment in the kitchen en clove Valiant has created a makeshift dark room we see a curtain on the uh clothes line Valiant uh various trays and some picture Clips on the close uh cloth spin the pictures dis uh depict Jessica Rabbit and Marvin Alim in various states of Patty Cake now there is a loud pounding on the door but it doesn't break through valiant's subconscious
for several seconds finally he uh he revoles gets up and walks uh walks a cooked lion in the dark or cooked crooked line to the door Valiant opens it and squirts into the ex ex excruciating sunlight when his eyes follow reveal a hang uh dog police detective holding Eddie's uh morning paper Lieutenant Santino how you doing Santino nors the question and regards Valiant with mixtures of disgust and pity tell me it didn't do a snoop job for a tune named Roger the the rabbit that's what you w me that's what you woke me up for sa satano flops open the morning paper valiant's eyes narrow as he reads it the headline screams T kills man and underneath Marvin Aline murdered at the hands of jealous rabbit Santino throws the paper on the sofa you got trouble Eddie exterior Aline F uh Factory day an LA police car turns into the yard of an alkaline Factory and pulls up in front of an old factory building there's all kinds of official
activities in the yard cop cars and uh a corners truck uh learia Valentino's uh Valiant oh my gosh uh and Santino get out of the police car Santino starts in uh starts into the factory but he realizes uh Valiants not following him he turns to see Valiant looking over the wall behind the factory trying now what uh just haven't been this close to Toontown for a while valiance POV the sky above the wall in the different colors uh is a different color a little bit more vibrant a tune blue you might call it uh Santino uh you might call it Santino walks back and takes Valiants arms let's go somebody wants to see you Santino leads Valley into the factory interior Factory day it's a large uh Warehouse filled with stacks of tun gegs boxes of dynamite giant slingshots Boulders everything you ever you've ever seen in a run a Road Runner cartoon Santino stops where a large black safe is in a p at the uh at the uh
cocked angle in the floor a forensic team is at work around the safe they chalk they're chalking an outline around the body half OBS uh half obscure by the safe they say the rabbit got the safe idea from a cartoon he was making the other day what Gess wait here sentina walks to alkine's Glass uh glass office where a saving Jessica Rabbit is being interrogated we can only see her not the person doing the interrogation Valiant stand uh slides over to where the forensic guys are dis uh dusting the photographs he had taken for Prince one of the for forensic guys look up from his work forensic one say didn't you use to be Eddie's Valiant Eddie Valiant uh Valiant ignored the sling and arrows and surveys the scene of the crime the door of the safe is a jar Valiant t uh tries to look inside forensic uh two closes the door with his knee now we have heard uh now we hear the voice of Jessica Rabbit from behind Mr
Valiant Valiant turns to the voice wasp uh Jessica slaps his hard uh slaps him hard across enough across his face to make his head turn I hope you're proud of yourself she turns on her heel and Stomps off sobbing into a handkerchief Chief Valiant rubbing his jaw looks after her she uh so does the forensics guy forensic one she looks uh she likes you Valiant when they drew her they broke the pencil now two white jackets from the Corner's office starts to carry Al Alim off uh out of the stret out on the stretcher as they pass Valiant a hand still wearing a hand buzzer flopping out Valiant grabs it stopping the stretcher ah makes you wonder what in the world she was doing with a guy who didn't clean his fingernails close close H uh impeded under the fingernails is a reddish brown substance so it's blood peeling a piece of it off it ships the and falls to the ground Heats to examine it it's not blood it's paint suddenly
the end of the can uh comes down of on valiant's hand pinning it to the floor Valiant follow uh follows the cane up and it gravel shape uh Head Pass black paint uh pants a black robe to a uh cader uh like completed face a large hook hook press the head is shaved rimless tinted glasses obscure uh obscuring the eyes although he's human the total appearance is frightening uh vultur like judge Doom is accommodated by Santino is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime um no judge Doom Valiant over here was just about to hand it over weren't you Valiant I'll take that Doom takes his Cane off of Eddie's hand and reaches out for the paint chip Valiant Palms a piece and drops a smaller piece into Doom's hand Doom examines it looks like the deceased grabbed a handful of your client's pantaloons Mr Valiant the Valiant stands to face the judge who Towers over him no he's not my client I was working for rkade
Maroon yes we talked to Mr maroon he told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures and said nothing would stand in the way of him getting his wife back is this true hey pal do I look like a stenographer watch your mouth Eddie he's a judge Doom Smiles thinly at Valiant uh tears and walks with purpose toward the door s know and Valiant follow the rabbit's movements are fairly clear after leaving the Maroon studio he ran across the street Jimmy the this door open hoisted the safe on the block and tackle uh exterior alheim F uh Factory Doom leads them outside and um identicator then stood out here waiting for his prey after he cold bloodly accomplished his task he went home he was almost apprehended there by my men Doom nodded his head towards a group of siners wrestlers a la Disney Wind in the Willows uh they're uh ltering by a dog dog catcher wagon with tune uh Tune Town
control on the side cleaning their fingernails at with switching uh switch blades and polishing tune revolvers men men they look more like weasel to me yes I find that weasels have a special gift F the work the rabbit didn't contact you by any chance did he why would he contact me I just took some lousy pictures so you wouldn't have any idea where he might be have you tried Walla Walla kakoma is very nice at this time of year Doom steps into Ban's face I'm surprised you aren't more Cooperative Mr Valiant a human has been murdered by a tune don't you appreciate the magnitude of that my goal of Judge of Toontown has been to reign in the insanity to bring a semblance of law an order to a place where no civilized person has ever been able to step foot the only way to do that is to make the tunes respect the law suddenly uh Yahoo Hony interrupts uh his uh propic as a scuffle uh scuffy Little
tune grer comes hurling over the wall from the tont town side he's holding uh he's holding has blackended uh blackened rear end apparent uh apparency the results of the run in with the stick of dynamite Bo the uh gopher hits the Doom in the back of the head sending them both s uh swirling the gr gopher picks himself up and shakes off the effect of the concussion when he sees who he knocked down he panics judge Dome here let me let me get that for you he whips a clothes uh a clothes brush out of the back pocket and furiously tries to clean the judge judge's cloak off Doom picks up the Gopher and snuffs uh snuff uh scruffs of his neck and gets to his feet why you filthy little vagrant you've soiled my robe it's clean up real good judge you defiled a symbol of of justice as Doom carries the Gopher to the tont town control wagon valiance Valiant shoots a look to Santina where' this G come from anyway
no one knows he bought the election back a few years he's been rolling Toontown ever since when Doom gets to the wagon the weasel open up and uh open up the back in place of a steel bars in a uh stream of fluid a weasel turns a key and the flow of liquid Stomps the Gopher starts kicking furiously trying to avoid lock up oh no judge please please let me go I think I hear my mother calling me finally the Gopher breaks free and makes a desperate dash for the wall do watches him run and calmly turns to where his cars parked it's a black Lincoln Toren car with an ugly birdlike hood ornament volter the goer suddenly the hood or hood ornament ornament squaws to life it's a hideous tun vulture the vulture flaps into flight just as the Gopher is about to make it over the top of the wall the vulture Talons stick uh sink into his rear end and lifts him Airborne the vulture drops the Go Gopher off when the weasels uh
with the weasels they pin him down hey don't I have any I have any rights yes you do to a Swift and speedy trial one of the weasels retrieve a briefcase from a a sudan puts it in the uh puts it on the hood and snaps it open 12tune kangaroos pop up arranged in a jury box court is now in session he wraps the Gopher uh on the head with the gavl end of his Cane the defendant is charged with vagrancy assault and resisting arrest how do you find him the kangaroos Court delivers the uh verdict instantly 12 Little Kangaroos pop up out of their mama's pouch holding up small cards each uh each with a letter spelling you uh you you uh re guilty um has charged Case Closed Doom slams a briefcase sh he turns his attention back to Grover gopher I hereby sentence you to the dip oh no not the dip anything but the dip I'm too young to die as the judge pulls on the black rubber glove the weasels take out a stainless steel
tub uh Wheeling wheezing with uh static Glee they fill it from the spit glot of the truck what's with the dip that's how it gets rid of the troublemakers it's a common of acetone turpentine and paint remover he calls it the final solution the goer is uh waggling and screaming bloody murder at as Doom lifts his hand him up and holds him over the tub then he as he lowered it uh lowered into the solution he starts to disappear his pathetic screams and are are snuffed my uh mid Yelp help help help ah the gopher's gone all the left all that's left of him is the paint stick on the surface of the liquid Jesus Doom pulls off the black rubber glove Finger by finger and hand hands them to the weasels he turns they're not kid gloves Mr Valiant but that's how we handle things in tont town I would think you'd appreciates that he gets into his car he pauses and looks back at valant after all didn't a tune kill your
brother interior terminal bar day Dolores is behind the bar cutting lemon peels and pa uh preparing for the day day bartending there's one early customer a gray haired trolley man in a red car uniform his hats on the N the on the stool next to him and he's already drunk the door opens it's Valiant he walks over to the bar reaches for a bottle and a shot glass to help himself Dolores picks up a copy of the morning paper hey Eddie looks like you really stepped in at this time what are you complaining about where's your 50 bucks here's your 50 bucks Valance slides the check across the bar 35 years I'm and all I got to show for it is a ticket punch what's with h a new outfit bought the red car some big company called Clover Leaf Industries no kidding bought the red cars huh bastards put him on notice ah Valiant picks up his glass lifting it in toast to trolley men well here's to the peaceful pushes may they
all get lead poisoning now the trolley man un uh unily climbs up on the stool to get close to the Holy Grail the car uh red car route map Over the Bar the old number six the old number six Lane what did I thought they closed that one down Eddie get him down from there he's gonna break his neck Eddie grabs Earl and around the legs and throws him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes he carries him over to the booth and puts him down carefully uh uh covering him with a table cloth took you right to ton Town it did I know I know poor so Valiant walks back to the drink uh to his drink at the bar do you think the rabbit did it I don't want to think I want to drink make make that around Valiant and Dolores look down at the uh at the bar but there's no one finally a familiar cic of baby Herman Rises to the top of the bar as he his he Chambers up a bar store we don't serve formula Snooks you said no te
need yeah baby Herman slides his baby bottle down the bar to Dolores make it dry baby doesn't like it but you're Valiant right the name's baby Herman I know who you are kind of out of your neighborhood AR you yeah I had to go sluming see a friend of M's been framed you mean the rabbit they got him cold you don't believe that I mean the guy is an idiot a [ __ ] a complete fool and he'd never kill anyone I know the guy uh Dolores brings baby Herman his baby bottle cocktail thanks when Dolores turns around baby Herman Pats her on the bottom oh Ladies Man huh my problem is I got uh 50y old lusterless three-year-old dinky uh my problem is I'll come here to Drink In Peace So if you don't mind come on Valiant doesn't this whole thing smell a bit funny to you I mean no offense but how did a Mucky muck like re maroon find you in the first place sir Yeah Eddie it's not like you got an ad in the El
Pages well thanks for the out of confidence another thing the paper said no will was found but every tomb knows acmad will in it he promised to leave tomb town to the tombs so where is it then somebody took it from him that's what the whole thing's about the paper said the safe door was opened Eddie to stuff in the olives will you Dolores my an is it was maroon he always was after AC's property yeah does he wear pants this color valian takes a uh the paint ship out of his pocket and dangles it in front of the baby of in front of baby hermit no neither does Roger that's Diablo red Roger's pants are sunrise Orange well I'll big so what's your next move R my next move that's easy I'm getting up and I'm walking out the door and I'm going home to bed bance St so you're not even GNA bother to find out if the rabbit's getting framed he's a tune who cares baby Herman shakes his head sorrowfully and valiant's head uh head
for the door Dolores wraps his towel down off the bar well you used to care Eddie and it didn't matter if a client's skin was black white or painted valant ignores her and walks out the door interior Ban's house day Eddie comes in the door with his coat over his shoulder he tosses the jacket over the chair and walks to the Murphy bed he grabs the strap and loosens it his tie walks away from the hall pulling the bed down what he doesn't see is Roger Rabbit asleep in the bed vilant still with his back to Roger sits down exhaustedly on the bed and kicks off his shoes he lies back pulls the covers over him he closes his eyes rolls over over to get comfortable now he and Roger are nose to nose they both open their eyes at the same time they freak out of what the hell are you doing I needed to H I needed a place to hide um I'm in trouble Eddie oh so here even talking to you should get me a wrap for
Aiden the betting ah don't worry Eddie no one knows I'm here oh oh yeah then how do you find my house well uh I asked the new uh news boy on the corner no he didn't know then I asked the janitor and the the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way he was very helpful in other words the whole godamn world knows you're here out get out Eddie tries to open the door but Roger blocks it spider-like arms and legs extended please Eddie don't P put me out I don't I did not do it I swear Valiant gives up trying to open the door and grabs Roger he pulls and he pulls finally Roger snaps off like a broken rubber band the two of them go tumbling backward Valiant makes a grab for Roger but he slips out of his grasp like quick silver sure I wanted to win Jesse back but not that way Valiant lunges again Roger do and after I left you I went to see her and I think and paint Club Valiant picks himself up and tries to catch his
breath she was on stage she I found a piece of paper and we wrote her a love letter Roger pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and starts reading dear Jesse how do I love thee let me count the ways one to 1,000 two to 2,000 3 to 1,000 Valiant leaps for Roger and gets him by the throat he rips the out of Roger's hand and crumbles it up and throws it down he opens the door throws Roger outside and quickly slams the door shut he leans against it breathing hard suddenly Roger comes through the mail slot like a limbo dancer Valiant too tired to chase him just watches him hey that was nice he retrieves The Love Letter straightens it and puts it back in his pocket it took me almost an hour to compose that been but I decided not to leave it anyways I read it in person that was my plan Valiant crosses to the kitchen area where the dark room is still set set up he opens the cabinet under the sink and
comes out with a bottle of Scotch he takes a shot glass and pours himself one look pal if you're still here when I finish this drink I'm calling the police don't do that I'm innocent I'll tell you the police just just dipped me they they were waiting for me when I got home last night I ran well if you so innocent why' you run she Eddie I'm a rabbit we always run valot shoots the drink down and holds up The Empty Glass well that's it he crosses to the phone on the counter he lifts the receiver and starts to dial well this is a moment of truth and I've spoken the truth but you won't believe the truth so I guess the truth is my goose is cooked my hash and SL slugged my faint is acine as valian finished his dialing he oddly puts the empty shock down on a photograph on the C won't anything change your mind Valiant turns from the pleading rabbit now something he sees on the counter gets his attention point of view through shot
glass the shot glass is resting on one of the re reject pictures of Acme and Jessica the bottom of the glasses magnifying the back of the exuberant Marvin Acme sticking out of his back pocket is a legal folder headed last will and testament oh he looks as as if the truth had just hit him in the face the godamn will LD Valiant slowly Returns the phone to the Cradle mean you believe me now outside we hear tires screeching to a stop Roger runs to the window and pulls back the drapes his eyes bug out of his head it's to control Valiant comes to the window and looks out to valiant's point of view the tune control wagon is stopped in front of the house the weasels pile out one of them takes what looks like a butterfly net out of the back several others grab violin cases Addie and Roger Valiant jerks Roger back to the C back beh behind the Curtain get away from that window get away Roger elated jumps into
valiant's arms you're going to help me how could I ever thank you plants a big wet tune kiss on valiant's lips well for starters don't ever kiss me exterior bunglow the weasels are filing up the walk filing up the walk to the front door the leader pounds on the front door police interior Bungalow Valiant puts Roger down I'll talk to him find a place to hide Roger Zips to the closet door and goes inside not in there that's the first place they'll look Valiant goes to the closet and opens the door reveal Roger is now dressed in Eddie's trench coat and hat playfully Roger snaps one of the handcuffs onto to Eddie's wrist he's got the other attached to one of his wrists Eddie Valiant you're underr rest just kidding you idiot I lost the key for those cuffs boom boom boom the knocking is more impatient Valiant looks to the door open up exterior Valiant door the weasels open the violin cases and take out real
tommy guns and shoulder them in teams of two suddenly they unleash a torrent of machine gun fire making the outline of a weasel in the door with bullets the leader blows on the cutout and it falls in the weasels file through one by one interior apartment the weasels don't bother to look around they all just start blasting bullets fly every which way the bar The Barrage destroys valiant's apartment and in a matter of seconds when the shooting stops and the Smoke Clears the weasels look around the had weasel spots blood all over the kitchen floor we got him but when he looks behind the counter it's only a shattered ketchup bottle exterior rear of apartment Eddie and Roger handcuffed together are beating it down the alley beating it down the alley Roger being a rabbit is beating it a lot faster he's kicking up dust his legs are a blur Valiant stumbles trying to keep up when they Round the Corner Roger Slams on the
brakes tune style valian goes skidding past him and is jerked to a stop like a dog on a short leash oh hey what do you think you're doing sorry Eddie I forgot you weren't a t don't ever forget that exterior Bungalow back window the weasels the weasels come ing out of the window they start sniffing the ground suddenly one of them freezes on point like a dog another blows a hunter's horn and they're off to the trail Exterior Street Eddie and Roger they emerg from the alley pause momentarily to wck coniss Eddie decides to go left Roger right when they get to the end of the Cuffs they snap back into a pile valian gets back to his feet and hauls Roger up angrily this way goof they start across the street but Roger goes on one side of the street Addy the other Roger coils around it like a tetherball Valiant Yanks Roger off the sign and then duck duck across the street just as a trolley car passes the weasels they come blood
hounding around the corner they search the street for signs of The Fugitive but when they get to the trolley tracks they stop bewildered shent cold he points down towards the trolley car pulling into the terminal station they fall all over themselves scurrying over to the trolley they surround it and jump aboard tommy gun at the ready interior red car the conductor raises his hand like it was a holdup the couple a couple of passengers scream as the weasels search the car but no Roger or Eddie as quickly as they got on they get off exterior red car as it pulls away the weasels look around perplexed funny I swear I could smell rabbit angle from above Eddie and Roger are balanced on the trolley wire above the weasel's heads as the weasels sniff around the barn Eddie and Roger ease along the wire using the wall of the terminal bar to lean on interior terminal bar kitchen Dolores is preparing corned beef
and cabbage the radio is playing Mars eat eat oats a newscaster breaks into the music news flash Hollywood Citywide tune hunt for Rogers Roger Rabbit suspect in Acme slaying police describe him as a short cut psychotic rabbit Dolores turns just as Roger's grinning face appears in the window mother Mary now Eddie's face comes into view he motions for her to open the window uhuh outside the window Roger and Eddie watch another trolley approach the contact arms Spark its way along the wire as it rolls along towards them Valiant watches as Dolores struggles to get the window open hurry hurry come on at the last the wind at at the last the window opens Eddie jumps for sill Roger dingling from the Cuffs as the trolley passes interior kitchen Dolores helps pull Valiant through the window then he drags Roger inside Jesus Eddie is this who I think it is Gores meet Roger Rabbit Roger bows at the waist taking
her hand and kisses it like Charles Boyer Charmed Enchanted pleasure all mind where did you find him the ton fairy left him under my pillow now Roger spots a plate of freshly chucked corn I before she can answer he grabs an ear pressing it to his lips and applies the typewriter method to it when he gets to the end of the row we even hear this B he's a riot oh yeah well you're a handcuff to him anyone in the back room it's all yours switch now or I can keep going yeah four more pages page we 44 okay four more pages okay we follow Dolores as she leads Valiant and Roger across the hall she stops at the door unlocks it and leads them in interior back room it's a tiny storage room/ office with an Institutional metal desk a cot and assorted janitorial supplies stacked around Dolores shuts and locks the door behind her Valiant goes to a metal locker and digs through some tools coming out with a hacksaw he sits on the
cot and starts working on the Cuffs so you decided to help him after all well I ought to have my head examined will you hold still Roger quiets like a child for a moment as Valiant saws feverishly then slips his hand off the cuff and holds his side while Eddie keeps sawing does this help yeah that's yeah yeah yeah that's better yeah Valiant saws a couple more Strokes before the realization of what Roger done hits him his face darkens Roger sees the look and sheepishly tries to recover by sticking his hand back in the cuff you mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time well no not any time only when it was funny Valiant looks at Roger like he's about to brain him Roger pulls his hand free again and cowers out of range Valiant just rubs his forehead are you always this funny or only on days when you wanted for murder My Philosophy uh philosophic whatever uh is if you don't have a sense
of humor you better you're better off dead well you might just get your wish can you get him out of it Eddie oh if I could find whoever wanted to kill at me bad enough to get this Valiant throws the patty cake picture down on the table Dolores and Roger both examine it closely H acm's will so that's what a little drama is all about yeah and I think maroon plays the part of the sound mind your wife the sound body I represent the in in my wife is completely innocent your wife might be a lot of things pal but innocent ain't one of them so what's the scam Eddie Maybe Baby Herman was right somebody wants AC's property cack the old man pin it on Roger and destroy the will that Huber's corpse is thickening yeah except they screwed up I don't think they got the will how do you know that well Agy had the will in his pocket that night at the club it was gone in the morning when the cops found the body maybe they just took
it out of his pocket then why they bother to crack the safe you can drop the mosa 90 from Mount baly and it won't open well Mr uh Mr Smarty Pants detective you're logic is super uh specul specul what prevents Mr Aline from putting the will back in the safe before he was killed because he's not 40 feet tall the safe was up on the ceiling remember Eddie you still got it hey tomorrow maybe I'll go down to the probate court and see who's sniffing around Acme's estate yeah do that I'm going to wrestle maroon cage Valiant finishes sawing the Cuffs he stands and throws the Cuffs aside Valiant and Dolores go to the door Roger follows them eagerly what should I do do what should I see where should I go Valiant turns to him nothing no one nowhere he slams the door interior Polo Lounge close maroon is in a booth in the middle of a business lunch and that would be switching narrators to narrator 5 which I think is
Aubrey is that no that's me sorry no I think I'm n is like that interior Polo Lounge close on maroon he's in a booth in the middle of a business lunch maroon that's you Aubrey yeah sorry sorry about that maybe money grows on trees in Toontown but not at Maroon studio why shot to reveal that maroon sharing a booth with Bugs Bunny and his agent bugs is chewing on a
carrot um who is bugs I think is muted I thought it was me but it wasn't um yeah I thought yeah it's me okay I thought it was me look doc fiduciary considerations aside Roger Rabbit may have been willing to play second banana to an ankle biter but I ain't across the room and Mater D is leading Valiant and Auggie the deaf mute to a table by the door this will be fine huh Augie Augie nods his head they sit and pick up menus Augie takes one Peak and looks at Valiant alarmed he scribbles a note Valiant reads it forget about the prices pal if you want the shrip cocktail you have the shrip cocktail excuse me aie I got a little table hopping to do valian gets up from the table and starts across the room at maron's Booth I think you should know RK we're in negotiations for bugs to starve in his own series at Warner Brothers trying to scare me a a bit more between me and Jack won I well that won't work
I'll call William Morris and I'll have him put out a rabbit call for the likes which this town's never seen it's your time Doc and stop calling me Doc sure doc now Valiant arrives pulls a chair sits down hi Mr maroon remember me remember me what are you doing here I just thought I'd drop by and show you a photograph seen your photographs yeah but I enlarged this one thought you might be interested Bion takes an enlarg into the patake shot and put it on the table in front of maroon we can clearly see the will sticking out of acket anyway enjoy your lunch Valiant stands into departs but his visit has done its trick maroon looks like he's seen a ghost we follow Valiant across the room to his table where Auggie is BL y attacking a shrimp cocktail how's that Augie pretty good Augie nods enthusiastically Valiant keeps an eye on maron's booth now he nudges Auggie as maroon excuses himself and goes into the
phone booth just outside the door Auggie puts his shrimp Fork down and picks up his pencil auggie's point of view we see maroon talk on the phone MOS as his lips move Valiant supplies the words it's me Valiant say says there's a will I don't know what he's trying to pull back to scene Valiant is reading of auggie's PAD as Augie reads maron's lips and scribbles down what he says somebody's going to have to take care of him Auggie looks up from his scribbling to exchange an eyebrow racing glance with Valiant then he turns back to Maroon again the old man had it at the club that night that's right yeah I'm sure I'll be there Augie stops writing as maroon hangs up the phone well Augie shrugs his shoulders dis disappointed Valiant lights a cigarette now Auggie elbows him and gestures across a maroon who's making another call Augie starts writing again Iris cancel my appointments this afternoon I'll be at Forest Lawn maroon
hangs at the phone and comes out of the phone booth he hustles out the room Valiant stands you did great oie have another shrimp cocktail Valiant drops a 20 on the table and Pats Augie on the back exterior Beverly Hills Hotel a car hop Wheels a yellow Packard up in front maroon climbs in and Roars off Valiant enters a frame he looks after maroon and then calmly starts walking down the driveway exterior Forest Lawn Cemetery red car stop day a red car pulls up viant climbs off he calmly crosses the street and ducks behind the cemetery entranceway as maroon Packard Roars through love that red car as Valiant starts to walk up the hill we cut to the Acme funeral site a long shot day a hearse and a line of black limos are parked in the lane nearby Marvin Acme's funeral is in progress clustered around the grave site are the MERS tunes of every stripe there's Mickey Mouse confronting comforting Minnie Tom and Jerry Heckle
and Jackal chip Andale everyone from the famous to the not so famous is in attendance the eulogy is being delivered in a familiar blustery Southern voice it's fog horn Lorn today we commit the body of brother Acme to the ground I say cold cold ground we shed no tears for we know that Marvin is going going to a better place that high high I say that high hilarious place in the sky fog horn Lorn dramatically points Skyward amen new angle on Valiant Valiant is leaning up against the palm tree on the hill we have been watching the proceedings from his point of view now he sees maron's car pull up he moves around to the other side of the tree as maroon passes and starts wending his way through the crowd at the grave site fog horn Leghorn nods to the funeral director a pasty faed human in a black morning coat the director starts to turn the crank lowering the coffin into the grave g g g give us a sign brother
Herman that you have arrived much to the funeral director's amazement the crank starts plinking out the tune to Pop Goes the Weasel now the MERS pick up and join in and the monkey Chase so EAS the song and the crank and the songs are going faster and faster suddenly half of the lid to Acme's coffin flies open and a harleyquin clown boy out the funeral director faints dead away as the tune sobs turn to laughter the tunes turn and head away from the grave comforted by a funeral befitting a gag King they climb into their cars and Screech off like the start of the Indie 500 one mner is left at the grave site sitting in a chair dapping at her eyes with a handkerchief is Jessica Rabbit maroon walks up behind her so trying to pull a fast one on me Jessica turns startled she stands and faces maroon Valiant smiles and lean in this is just the moment he's been waiting for now as the conversation begins it is drowned out by the noise
from a lawnmower Valiant turns to see a gardener riding around on a small tractor cutting the grass vant tries to flag him down as he watches maroon and Jessica having an argument there's accusatory finger pointing pantomine maroon gestur into his pocket as if describing the position of Acme's will Jessica tries to leave key grabs her arm they're screaming at each other but we don't hear a word Valiant wavs frantically for the gardener to cut the machine but the gardener misuses as a friendly greeting and waves back bant turns in time to see Jessica kick maroon in the groin and stomp off to a red Auburn Speedster she jumps in and speeds away as maroon staggers back to his car The Gardener stops the tractor next to he shuts off the engine the cemetery is completely still again something you want mister not anym exterior ink and paint Club alley night a Steinway piano truck is parked next to the stage door two husky piano
movers are rolling a baby grand up the ramp to the stage door they knock on the door the gorilla opens it and they muscle the piano inside after a moment they reemerge we follow them to the back of the truck where a second baby grand stands ready to be moved I don't know about you but it makes me sick to think of these beautiful pianos getting chopped into matchsticks every night by those screwy Ducks struggling they push this second into the club club back stage they roll the piano over to the wall and park it next the first and they call it entertainment as they go out the stage door move in on the baby gr inside the piano Valiant is lying prone using the Steinway as his own Trojan Horse he lifts the piano lid to climb out but he hears footsteps approaching he lowers the lid again now someone has start testing the keys we see the hamers strike the strings running up the scales until they reach the one under
valiant's nose the hammer tickles valiant's nose on the back swing and Strikes the string making a terrible sour note Boe out of control at a tune again don't worry Donald we can fix that with my sludgehammer never mind Daffy I've got an axe in my my dressing room valiant's eyes widen angle on the piano as the voices of Daffy and Donald recede Valiant raises the lid and quickly climbs out he eases over to Jessica's dressing room as he starts to open the door he hears scuffling from inside Valiant puts his ear to the door more scuffling Valiant straightens and then suddenly whips the door open and flicks on the light into your dressing room nobody's there perplexed Dian closes the door behind him and checks behind the dressing screen in the closet no one he shrugs and starts to search the room he goes to Jessica's dressing table and rifles the drawers in her first he discovers a tune revolver he examines
it ah girls got to protect yourself valian puts the gun back in the purse and closes the drawer as he stands he pauses to consider consider a heroik black and white photo of Roger Rabbit in a silver Deco frame he's dramatically poised with a cigarette like he was Tyrone Power Valiant shakes his head and turns the table something catches his eye angle on the floor behind the dressing table the corner of a piece of blue paper Peaks out Valiant Stoops down and Fishes it out it's a cover for illegal document last will and testament Marvin acne please he opens a blue folder but it's empty Dian puts it inside his inside pocket and turns to go when suddenly an unseen hand flicks the lights off son of a [ __ ] we can't see anything in the darkness but we hear the sound of a fist bite there's a crashing of lamps and Furniture breaking the door opens for a second time as the as salent escapes light floods into the room
Illuminating Valiant on the floor with a curtain wrapped around his head as he struggles free the door closes the room is dark again Valiant scrambles to the door when he whips it open revealed the gorilla framed in the doorway viant is Frozen the gorilla flicks on the light and he smiles wickedly and here I thought you we had Mo viant tries to make a break for itam the gorilla lays him out cold with a right cross blackout fade in valiant's point of view from the floor as his vision comes into Focus Valiant sees the gorilla Jessica Rabbit the weasel and judge Doom are standing over him I caught him roing raging around in here then I called you judge and on a counter You' be that one we pay just for used to you did the right thing Bongo the weasels pull a groggy valant upright and plop him into a chair in front of Doom being caught breaking and entering is not a very good advertising for a
detective what were you looking for Mr valant bagot nods toward Jessica who stands coolly smoking a cigarette last week some heavy breather won one of my nylons as a souvenir maybe that's what he was after look doll if I wanted underwear I would have broken into Frederick's of Hollywood I was looking for Marvin am's will Marvin had no will I should know the probat is in my court he had a will all right she took it off at me the night she and I maroon knocked them off then she set up her loving husband to take the for you Mr Valiant are either drunk or punch drunk probably both these are bold accusations Mr Valiant I hope you have some proof I found the cover of the will came in behind the dressing table Val reaches into his pocket but the blue envelope is gone no oh they must have taken it off me no but the other people who were in here looking for the will I would have caught him if cheater here hadn't
interrupted me the gorilla makes a move for Valiant Doom take it easy Bongo we'll handle Mr Valiant our own way downtown downtown fine get a hold of Santino I'll um I'd be more than glad to talk to him oh not that downtown tont town the Manion of Toontown has a visible impact on Valiant you're not taking me to downtown Toontown indeed we are we'll continue the interrogation there I ain't telling you nothing get me Santino you're a very stubborn man Mr Valiant very pigheaded boys show Mr Valiant how we handle pigheaded men at the tont Town station as the weasel drag Valiant out of the room ow no you gosage let go let go
is that me I think I'm narrator six I think too Exterior Street night the tune control wagon streaks along with the cat siren wailing it flashes by then Slams on the brakes at the entrance to an eerie tunnel assigned to the tunnel says tont Town interior wagon the weasel look over at the bound and gaged Valiant one of them turns valiant's head to look at the Toontown sign what do you shaken for didn't you have a good time last you were here with the Wicked whoe the driver floor is it exterior tunnel the wagon disappears near the murky Darkness pan up to the night sky dissolv to the sky morning pan down to the tunnel we can't see into the darkness but we hear hooting and hollering from within guns going off firecrackers exploding whips cracking all accompanied by the wheezing laughter of the weees the weasel let him go boys I think he's got the message after a beat Valiant comes staggering out of the tongue the tunnel
he's got a bur up sack over his head tied around his waist behind him the the weasels emerged holding pink cans and brushes they watch as he trips and falls by the side of the road the weasels sorry excuse me the weasels Giggle victoriously and head back inside Valiant lies there for a moment while catching his breath and he struggles to freeze hands finally he rips the sack off close Valiant we see he's got a huge tun Pig with a goofy grin painted over his head Valiant pulls and tugs on it but this is a costume that won't come off Valiant curses gets to his feet and stumbles down the road exterior red car stop Valiant gets in the back of the line of passengers boarding the red car interior red car Valiant steps aboard the trolley man who he recognizes Earl from the terminal Bar D does a double take when he sees the ridiculously silly looking man slash tun hey I here over for the books and tune
wearing human clothes oh it's me alian Ali Jesus what happened T cops work me over boy I say they gave you a real tunar what am I you Earl breaks the news to Valiant soberly you're a pig a happy gol lucky Pig oh no does it hurt not much it's hard to talk um Eddie do me a favor could you sit in the back so I you won't cause as much of a commotion vant tries to pull the brim of his hat down but it's comically small in the huge head he makes his way down the aisle past the veritable Gauntlet of razing poking tripping passengers finally he ends or he finds an empty seat in the back as the red car starts up a little kid wearing a baseball cap is sitting a few seats away with his mother the kid looks back at Eddie and laughs he leans over and Whispers something to his mom can I mom well go ahead darling take your bat the kid takes his b ball bat and approaches Valiant innocently hi Mr Pig if I hit you on the
head will you make a go bird the kid starts to take a swing with the bat kid if you hit me on the head I'm going to throw you out this window the kid's eyes widen in Terror this is not a typical tune response mommy interior valiant's apartment bathroom day we hear the sound of a shower valiant's head reaches out past the shower curtain and grabs for a bottle but it's not shampoo it's turpentine oh damn it close the dra tub drain the water swirling down the drain is tinged with paint of different colors close Valiant he scrubs maniacally until the last of the pig head is gone he rinses off and he feels round his face the absence of the tune mask seems to bring him some relief he shuts off the shower and slides the shower curtain back Balian POV Jessica Rabbit is leaning against the door jam dressed as usual in the black in a black cocktail dress with elbow length gloves and Pearls hello Mr Valiant I rang the
doorbell but I guess you couldn't hear it well that's because I don't have a doorbell Jessica cotton her live flutters her eyelids nervously well I just I just had to see you okay you've seen me now give me a towel as she hands him a towel she stares down at his Anatomy what's that thing giant looks down at what she's referring to come on lady haven't you ever seen a mole before Tunes aren't given per imperfections no I guess we're not counting lying stealing and murder you've got the wrong idea about me I'm a pawn in this just like poor Roger can you help me find him I'll pay you anything yeah I bet you would you got to have a rabbit to make the scam work no oh I just love my husband oh sure I can just feature you standing outside your little Hutch holding a carrot cake waiting for hubby to come home please don't make fun of me Mr Valiant you don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do yeah
well you don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way I'm not complaining but give me credit I'm the guy who took the pictures of you and act me plain patty cake remember Jessica Takes a Cigarette out of her purse she lights it and blows a cloud up of tuned smoke it forms a recreation of what she describes maril came to me he told me he'd fire Roger if I didn't do it I went along with him for rogers's sake I it was only patty cake after all viant waves at the smoke scene dispelling it so altruistic it's the truth why don't you believe it cuz I don't take what AC me dumb pills I don't know what you're up to lady but I'm going to nail you for the Acme murder if I'm as bad as you think what's your stopping me from just killing you right now Valiant reaches behind him and picks up a small cup on the sink this cup of turpentine right
here go for that gun in your purse and I'm going to let you have it Jessica breaks down and starts sobbing please Mr valant please you're my only hope she comes up to Eddie and hugs him burying her head in his shoulder I'm weak you strong can't you find a place somewhere in your heart to help me B looks down at the Luscious creature in his arms considering the request the moment is interrupted by the clearing of a
voice ah dabbling in watercolor Edie Valiant still in the just the towel she blly turns to face the Loris who is standing in the door waylor Dolores regards Jessica with an undisguised contempt let me guess you're a cousin from De Mo Jessica straightens her dress perhaps I should go must you goodbye Addie don't hate me Jessica blows Eddie a tuned kiss which file which flies across the room landing on Eddie's cheek she stter past the smoldering Dolores and out the door Dolores walks to Eddie and peels a kiss off his cheek she crumples it up and throws it down the waist basket what was that that was a rabbit's wife that's rabbit's wife the rabbit's wife okay what do you you want to tell me what she's doing with her arms around you probably looking for a good place to stick an ey I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the acne probate maroon right nope it's that Cloverleaf outfit
again oh what in the hell would they want with a gag Factory got me but unless the whe shows up by Friday midnight it's theirs as Balian considers this new development he [ __ ] an ear in the distance we hear faint singing what's that coming from the bell sounds like singing oh no as Valiant grabs his pants cut to Interior terminal bar day Roger is all out all right in fact he's using the bar as a stage for a song and dance number the tune is extremely familiar in fact it's the one that opens every Warner's Brother cartoon The Looney Tune Anthem but we've never heard the words to go with it Mar go round break down but you don't see me from Roger grabs auggie's pad and pencil scribbles some drawings lightning fast things turn out fun and now she mine Roger flips through the pad which in crude animation shows the story of Roger and Jessica Getting Back Together culminating them kissing in a
heart is delighted cu the miracle went around ho ho ho ho Roger does back flips and acts like an escape from the acute Ward the door opens Eddie and Dolores enter valiance stops in his track at the sight of Roger's performance and the smiles on the faces of the sour pusses close Roger doesn't see Eddie he moves into the next verse he Twirls around on the post my name is Roger Rabbit I've gone a crazy habit I like to sing and dance in YK Roger goes to Angelo lifts off his cap and whacks his tupe making it spin like a top so brightening up and smiling you smirk all the regulars in the bar have a good laugh at that one now as Roger trolls around on the post he smashes into a bar tray held by Eddie Valiant carries him towards the back room but the IR repress irrepressible Entertainer gets on his knees Al Jolson style and blows kisses to his audience the regulars are howling as Roger is carried out interior back
room Valiant flings Roger into the room and slams the door behind him hey don't I get an encore why are you crazy tun I've been out there risking my neck you I come back here and you're singing and dancing but that's my calling my purpose my ration de Tunes are supposed to make people laugh and believe me those people needed a laugh and when they're done laughing they're going to call the cops that guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickle Angelo he's a pal a CL a sh an arist and a kidnapper he just got out of prison well I still don't think he turned me in just because you got him to laugh a laugh can be a powerful thing Eddie times it's the only weapon we have in life I think I prefer the Smith and Wesson variety I've met some Chris uh some Psych psycle and miserable humans in my time but you Edward Valiant are possibly funeral funeral well right now it's going to be your ferial nan takes his fist back to belt
Roger Roger stands stoically jaw thrust forward eyes closed go head and throw that punch but You' be more successful with a punchline Dian drops his fists and rubs his temples with frustration oh you're driving me crazy you know that let's go you ruined this as a hiding place Valiant grabs Roger by the Scruff of the neck and opens the door but he Ducks back in quickly rant's POV through door judge Doom has entered the bar he stands framed in the door in the doorway voler perched on his shoulder the red light of the neon sign flashes on his glasses making him look like he's got burning coals for eyes with the weasels at the door backing the excuse me with the weasels at the door backing him up the satanic satanic Doom walks to the bar his footsteps creaking along the wooden floor he surveyed the scene leans Over the Bar for a glass Doom holds a glass up to the light and looks at it disgustingly picks up on he picks up a
bottle of scotch and carries it down to where the one armed Soldier is sitting Doom stares at him then pulls the empty sleeve out of the 's pocket he uses it to wipe the inside of the glass I'm looking for a rabbit he was last seen in this neighborhood the barflies avoid Doom's stare and shoot covered glances to one another but nobody says a word doom pours a drink into his newly cleaned glass then gently pours it down voltaire's gullet you couldn't miss him buck teeth orange pants about yay big Doom squashes the [ __ ] head down to approximate approximate the Sons there's no rabbit here so don't harass my customers Doom turns to Dolores I didn't come here to harass I came here to reward Doom walks around Dolores toward the back but Doom stops next to the Blackboard on it is written today's special French dip 50 cents Doom erases the French and the decimal point in front of the 50 then he
picks up the Chuck and starts to write the Chuck squeaks excruciatingly on the CH chalk the Blackboard everyone winces but watches anyway as Doom writes rabbit where the French was and adds the zeros to the 50 it now reads rabbit dip $5,000 at the bar All Eyes Are Fixed On the figure on the Blackboard Angelo licks his
lips says hey I seen a rabbit Angelo looks to offensively at all his cronies and back to Doom he's right here in the bar but instead of pointing to the back of the bar he talks to the empty bar stool beside him say hello Harvey the tension is broken everybody at the bar starts howling interior back room Roger turns to Eddie victoriously my pow in the bar Doom stares down the regulars until the laughter stops meanwhile a weasel started sniffing around the bar while where Roger was dancing as Doom turns to leave the weasel Whispers in his ear as he points to the back Doom smiles and Pats the weasel on the head he turns to Angelo and the others now we'll see who laughs best the weasel blood hounds through the bar with Doom striding after him we follow them to the door and to the room Doom rips the door open interior back room it's dark Doom flicks the on the light reveal valant on the cot his pint
bottle cradled in his arm he blinks as if awakened from a drunken Slumber Valiant why is it that whenever my man smell a rabbit you're there Valiant plumps the pillow behind his head must be Mar colog oh the carrot he's in here all right boss suddenly the weasel grabs the pillow from Under valiant's head and carves into it shreds and shreds it with a switchblade feathers fly but no rabbit fur G wants us to take the place apart the rest of the weasels are arrayed behind Doom with tomb crowbars picks and a camer no sergeant that won't be necessary Doom walks over to the locker I know a trick that no tune can resist Doom Taps on the locker with his knuckles it's a familiar pattern that de Demands a da da response Doom moves the to the desk and tries it again inside a Maxwell House Coffee can Roger is hiding while sweating out the urge to finish the familiar Koda hear the wrapping again tap W
closer Roger biting his nails Doom moves over to the milk crate the coffe can is on Valiant gets up off the cart you know Doom I don't know who's tun you or the rabbit Doom Just Smiles and knocks the pattern out on the crates out on the CR shave and a haircut Roger bursts out of the can with the lid on his head he responds conit oh oh Roger flies out the door and interior of the bar he streaks across the bar and out the front door after a beat two weasels step into the bar holding the butterfly net they they had stretched out across the door they wee with Glee and at the struggling rer trapped inside a third weasel carries out carries the judge's briefcase Doom strides confidently into the bar o o o o go is now in session Valiant and Dolores are LED out by a couple of weasel holding guns on them as Doom snaps the briefcase open on the bar the 12 kangaroos pop in their jury box up in their jury box Doom wraps
the bar with his ghe headed cane the regulars watch the bizarre scene in stunned silence Roger Rabbit is charged with coldblood murder of a human Marvin Acy the judge will direct their attention to exhibits a b and c the weasels display photographs of Jessica and acne playing patty cake a blowup of his fingerprints spelled Roger Rabbit Roger Rabbit and the whls on the photographs and a picture of acne lying under the safe motive evidence motorer andai how do you find the defendant once again the kangaroo Court wastes no time delivering the verdict the baby kangaroos pop up with their y o u a r e guu i l t y signs guilty as charged Case Closed Doom slams The Briefcase shut to weasel wheel the stainless steel tub filled with dip into the bar another hands Doom his black rubber gloves for this heinous crime I sentence you to the dip oh no no not the dip Eddie tell him I don't do it I didn't do it I don't
think it's going to matter sorry pal I tried yes and for that you're charged with aing and a betting but we'll let Santino handle that Doom pulls on the rubber gloves hey doesn't the rabbit even get a last request be blindfold cigarettes oh nose Bloods just kidding I think you want a drink how about it judge well why not I'm feeling magnanimous tonight the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist I'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector yeah well don't expect the tunes to give you a gold watch alant pours a glass of whiskey filling it all the way to the rim he holds it out to Roger here you go kid say hi to Casper for me but Edie you don't you know what happens when drink it Jer all of it he grabs Roger's hand and forces the drink into it Roger shrugs his shoulders and shoots the drink down we've seen this reaction before suddenly Roger's head turns into
a steam whistle emitting such a piercing blast that it sends everyone into ear grabbing agony glasses bottles mirrors even Dooms glasses Shad Valiant uses the distraction to punch the weasels holding Roger he grabs the rabbit by the Scruff of his neck he gets an assist from Augie who couldn't hear the noise unfazed Auggie walks whacks a weasel on the head with a bar stool the [ __ ] crawls behind Doom who's been momentarily blinded the one armed Soldier pushes over him and Ang is turning one weasel's head around and around like a crer finally Doom gets to his feet after them you fools as the weasel regroup Valiant tips the stainless steel tub over sending this dips towards them the weasels recoil from the liquid even Doom takes a step backward your terminal bar Eddie and Roger race down the stairs toward the tune control wagon which is parked in front of Dooms Lincoln oh Eddie that was quick thinking nothing like uh using old
Noggin Noggin the gray matter I'm so smart how come I'm running from the lore with a tune Valiant opens the door of the tune control wagon and flings Roger inside roughly interior cab Eddie goes to start the vehicle but the key is gone now from behind them comes a deep rumbling voice somewhere between Lord Buckley and Barry White excuse me gentlemen Addie and Roger turn a snazzy tun Roadster whose Grill functions as its mouth is talking from behind the liquid bars you affect my extrication I could offer you some ceration valant size with resignation and slides out the cab Roger in toe exterior rear of wagon Eddie and Roger come racing around the side of the wagon Valiant searches the back of the truck for the on andof switch he flips he finds it and turns on off the flow of acetone the Roadster Zips out of the truck and lands on the pavement already flexing and limbering behind him a comical number of T of other tune
detainees hop out like midgets out of a Volkswagen they all head for the hills well what are you waiting for the William tellure Angle on the terminal bar the weasels come piling out they stack up like an Indian totem pole searching every Direction one of them spots Eddie and Roger the weasels stumble all over themselves in a mad scramble down the stairs Eddie and Roger hop into a Sleek two catar Valiant looks at the Myriad of Goofy cartoon gauges and switches on the roadsters dashboard what do I do you don't have to do nothing with a ferocious rubber burning squeal the Roadster Roars off in no frames the exit is so fast that Eddie and Roger are left behind hanging midair but before they hit the ground the Roadster Zips back into frame Eddie and Roger fall back into their seats the Roadster bends around so he his grill is facing them uh except hanging to your hat the Roadster Roars off again in a
cloud of tun dust interior Santino's cop car coming the other way it is followed by another squad car both with Sirens blaring when the red blur streaks by it Lieutenant Santino turns to his partner what the hell was that feeding rabbits lieutenant that's what I was afraid of exterior Street Santino's car does a 180° Spin and goes after the Roadster the second squ squad car follows the weasels pile into the tune control wagon and join the chase interior of the Roadster the Roadster Rockets down the street then takes a turn so wide that it drives up the front of the corner building then back down on to the sidewalk just avoiding a new stand the squad car following is is not so dexterous it crashes into the stand sending news papers flying the Roadster looks back over its shoulder admiring his handiwork Read All About It Benny's back in town up ahead an egg delivery truck is double parked in their Lane Benny snaps
around just as they're about to crash into the back of the truck there's nowhere to go but Benny's cool going up Suddenly just before impact the tune suspension on the car accordion up giving the clearance of about 15 ft just enough to get over the truck the tune control wagon doesn't come with it this unique feature it tries to avoid the truck but smashes into the back splattering hundreds of eggs and sending the weasels flying Eddie and Roger look down from their suspended position at the chaos behind next floor sundrees knickknack Escape convict watch your step the road accordion back down to its original height and speeds past two motorcycle cops the motorcycles Roar after them hey Benny what were you in for reckless driving do you believe that well it's hard to imagine Benny zigzags through traffic scooting between cars but the motorcycle cops manag to stay on his tail up ahead traffic is stopped in his Lane with
nowhere to go Benny passes a trolley car moving down the center of the street suddenly he swerves in front of the trolley to elude the cops only to see another red car coming the other way hold your breath babies Benny sucks in his girth ands on his tiptoes as the trolleys pass on either side of them wide shot when the trolley look clear Benny staggers out from between them still on toes Benny plops down squashes squats squashes and then pops up to his old Bel again behind them the crippled tune control wagon is struggling to keep up voler Circles above above the truck and picks two weasel up off the roof they're each carrying several sticks of Dynamite from the air we see alter flying after the Roadster which is speeding along the Palm lined alysian Park Drive the weasels light the dynamite sticks and with wheezing Delight bombard the car below SS right and left dodging the explosions now a stick of dynamite falls into the
back seat fuse burning Benny looks back hate to sound like chicken little but is the scy falling or what Eddie and Roger turned to see the dynamite fuse burning low Valiant makes a desperate grab for it but it rolls under the front seat Roger jumps in Eddie's lap above voler and the weasel satisfied with what they've hit which was their target they swoop back to the tomb control wagon and the Roadster Valiant tries to untangle himself from Roger oh grab it you idiot finally at the last second Roger reaches down and picks the dynamite up like a hot potato he flips it out of the Roadster the dynamite spins through the air finally landing on the roof just as Vol and the weasels arrive Boom the tune control wagon is demolished When the Smoke Clears the weasel and volter Scattered roadside faces blackened feathers smoked smoking exterior Echo Park Street Benny a merry Chase up and down the hills
beside the two motorcycles there are half a dozen squad cars but as Benny comes over the last rise we see the road deadens at Echo Park Lake the police have blocked off the perpendicular streets with Squad cards Eddie Roger see the dead end fast approaching Roger covers his eyes with his ears Valiant braces himself the brakes the brakes Benny hits the brakes smoke pours out as they burn up and their momentum is barely broken forget the brakes who brought the water wings the Roadster smashes through the wooden guard rail and sails out over the water plop it splashes down into the lake the police scars scam reach to a halt at the edge of the lake sentino jumps out and regards the floating Roadster he turns to the other cop with a smirk when he turns back again the smirk disappears from his face angelon Lake Benny is calmly swimming away using his fenders to do the crawl now they pass a spooning
couple in the rowboat the couple regard them open mouth the edge of the lake bending nears a shoreline touches bottom and Wades out when they hit dry land B he shakes off like a dog he revs his engine maybe it's just my imagination but I've always seemed to run better after I had wash now where can I drop you kids as Benny Roars off we cut to an exterior alley day Benny peers around the corner then tiptoes into view down the alley until he steps in front of a back door Eddie and Roger climb out thanks Benny you haven't need me just stick out your thumb whoosh gone bayen goes to the door and unlocks it as he and Roger head up the back stairs we cut to the interior building close in the doorway a hand painted design on the rippled glass shows a knight on a white charger on the shield in bold letters it says ver and let it around it Valiant and Valiant private investigation Valiant sticks his key in
the door and unlocks it Roger studies the banner um sorry Valiant and Valiant who's the other Valiant my brother get inside he pushes Roger into the office interior of the office it's a typical detective office a couch a sink a window except for the partner's desk in the middle of the room there's a chair on each side vant closes the door and locks it so what's our plan our scenario our mud OBS die we can't do anything until it's dark Sant picks up some yellow newspapers off of the couch and dumps them on the floor they leave a clean spot on the couch guess you haven't been in the while been in in a while J bomb Pearl Har Roger walks over to the wall he takes a frame picture off the wall which shows two guys clowning around with Mickey Mouse say who's this guy laughing me jeez I didn't recognize you I've never seen you laugh before that that your brother's making the rabbits here what is this 20 Questions Dian
grabs a picture from Roger and reh hangs it I'm going to get some sleep I suggest you do the same Valiant stretches out on the couch Roger nudges him to move over so he can lie down down grudgingly Valiant slides over a fraction to give Roger a tiny piece of the couch and they lie head to foot close on Valiant the problems of the day are knitting his brow finally his eyes closed after beat we hear Roger snoring it's loud valiant's eyes pop open he rolls over we widen the shot to see what he sees above Roger's head a tune dream bubble has appeared inside the bubble is a saw sawing back and forth through a log it is synchronized to the sound of Roger's snore Valiant kicks Roger trying to stop that infernal sound Roger sits up H in the dream bubble the saw cuts through the log one end of the log falls out of the bubble and Bonks Roger on the head knocking him unconscious Valiant shakes his head and closes his eyes
again we pan up off his face and past the window where the Sun is setting as a camera moves along the wall we see a gallery of framed newspaper clippings Valiant and Valiant Croc popey kidnapping return sweet pee to the loving arms of parents and brothers find Brothers Heckle and Jackal rescued from Redwood forest and Goofy cleared of atomics buying charges the pan continues until we get to the window again now now it's dark outside move down to valiant's sleeping face he stirs then opens one eye and they both pop at what he sees valiant's point of view Roger has a magnifying glass an inch in front of his face that distorts his grinning face hideously Valiant started from his sleep reflectively shoves Roger away from him he flies into a swivel chair and goes spit around you damn to no wonder they picked you for the psy always going to play the fool you make me sick geez you're smoo sh a tough
audience but what happened to you that was so dark ludd in bittering you want to know well since you're so glad I'm curious I'll tell you one of you Tunes killed my brother a tune no yeah a tune it was the guy who killed Bambi's mother him oh he's a vile H Hindus despicable a smear of the draff for yeah everybody thought so but me and Teddy got a kick out of the tunes all Tunes we couldn't see the bad in them and when this guy was accused of knocking over the First National Bank of Toontown we took his case but when we looked into it we found out he did do it after all we went to his house to take him in but he was wise he got the drop on us literally safe Piano guy got away disappeared into Toontown nobody ever saw him again now the phone on the desk rings and Roger makes a move to it and we'll find out what's on the phone after a quick commercial break so we'll take about 5 minute break and come on right
back to the scene so um I'm going to pause recording for just a sec and see you in a few minutes what page are we on now we are on page 81 good awesome all right I'll right back we're taking a quick commercial break
all for e e e e thank you I just totally forgot to offer you all a break I forgot this was a really long script something in between I was sitting here and I was like it's been like it's been three hours cat I know sorry we're one more section to go oh but you doing okay Jackson oh yeah H I've been just having a day I was a little nervous of coming but think I'm doing fine but I'm having fun now I'm having a blast listen everyone read yeah I I love I've been loving the the when they have the devil Read I think it's so funny honestly like oh and seeing the Hat come on and off and on and off hilarious I feel really ashamed because this is another movie I still never watched I've only seen clips and I know it's a good movie it's never watched it yeah I'm excited like like it though ex said didn't learn who framed him it's like my favorite thing is cuz I don't know these movies I get to learn what
the endings like this one's got a nice surprise ending I won't spoil it for you perfect I'm excited it's always so awkward because I thought today you were only making it like cuz 6:30 your time is not 6:30 my time so I saw it and I joined at 6:30 my time and so I waited here for an extra hour than normal oh no it's like oh it's okay I you know it was my fault I didn't think about it so sorry I'm just standing I'm stretching can't see me at least it wasn't like a couple like at least I'm not that far out of head like I'm pretty just I'm still like only an hour so it wasn't that bad that I sat here on my phone for like so long and it was my fault completely I was just like oh my gosh so how are you uh in Canada feeling about the election oh my gosh I no I love the election like I love politics so I was watching it strongly that night my anxiety the entire time was high but I made my predictions before like I went
through and I like chose which state was going to get this like electoral colleges and everything how far how close were you oh I was close until Iowa got breed I was like see it's weird cuz Iowa was blue for a while and then it I was I was I was I was so shocked shocked Hest for reading like predictions other people's predictions and like seeing the polling previous like the preing and everything it looked like Iowa was going to be a blue State this year and nope like I was shocked I'm I'm a little dismayed honestly but yeah when I and then uh which other one really made me made me sad Pennsylvania when Pennsylvania oh yeah Pennsylvania was really sad I was like really that was what I was hoping for oh and yeah Catherine I'm sure you're just or C I'm sure you're just as as devastated as I am I it was funny um as a Canadian it is definitely We Care a lot more about your guys's politics than we care about
ours and so we were oh my gosh that's so funny oh we're just waiting for Haley back let's see she I'm not sure Henry your Eddie is amazing yes I love it oh thank you I just noticed um there was a newscast yes there think it was supposed to be 42 didn't I miss it or something um yeah I think Haley picked it up yeah haly just took it yeah oh okay it's fine um soone you took the Roadster one the for the one line which is totally fine I didn't care I was I was actually making sure I was double checking like I think that's Benny isn't it and then you took the I'm like Ah that's fine I'm like it's um no worries by the way I love if you want an easy way I found this out last time we did the script reading like the last Dracula you can open up notes on zoom and there you could just put your lines in there that's what I did today last week and the today is such a handy feature it's so easy to read and look
over I did realize that until last week what do you do so if you look down at the bottom where you have like your whole like thing where it's like participants and whatever there should be one that says like notes you click on it it opens up this little notes thing for you and you can put down like all your characters names and then I do where after the first appearance of the character I highlight their name so I know they've already came once before it's super nice it's a very let me see oh the notes okay that's what I I've been using I used to use my phone app the notes app on my phone and today or last week I was like wait why not use the feature that's in literally in this app wow I had no idea all right are we all ready to start let's see if I can without like un without you know destroying something here so let's see Give Me A Sign in signed in it's all right next week back to now the phone on
the desk Rings Roger makes a move to it I'll get it get away from there the phone rings two more times and stops wrong number no it's no Valiant goes to the phone anticipating a ring which comes after a moment and Valiant picks up the receiver my script isn't moving should it be yes not moving me either I'm sorry let's try that again um ah all right so my screen sharing is paus one sec uh oh my got to figure how to unpause it hate that when that happens see where it says D pick the receiver there we go Dolores dinner cut to Dolores on the phone in the terminal bar hoping you'd be there I was hoping you'd be there maroon called here about four times he says he's got to talk to you tonight he says can help you I'll bet are you going to call him Eddie whatever I got to lose you okay Loris yeah they closed me down for a couple of weeks H that'll work out just fine when this thing is over I'll take you to
Catalina how does that sound familiar be careful Eddie Dolores hangs with the phone we intercut to Valiant he clicks the switch hook and dials maroon what do you want have you got the will maybe why meet me at my studio at 9:00 if you got the will maybe we can stop this thing stop what click run is hung up liant hangs up the phone and goes to a wall safe he spins the combination J Eddie you're not go you're not GNA go are you Maro be lying for y maroon be lying for you at nine o'clock that's why I'm there at 8:45 I tell you what maybe I'll better come with you oh forget it diant reaches into the safe for a 38 revolver he checks a cylinder then he takes out a wooden box about 8 by 12 he closes the safe and picks up a black doct bag and puts the box and the revolver into it you know Eddie I not as much of a chump and as pasty or uh and a pasty a you call as you think how much is a shave in a haircut richer ah two
pits I rest my case Valiant goes to the door pauses if I don't make it back here by uh 10 yeah I'll head for kookamonga Valiant closes the door leaving Roger alone Roger Paces back and forth maniacally Kaka I don't know anybody and kakanda exterior maroon Studios night the lot is deserted and now headlights cut through the darkness as maroon car maron's Packard pulls up in front of the administration building interor car maroon inter your car maroon reaches over and opens the glove compartment he takes out a small automatic but his hands are so slippery with perspiration it falls to the floor cursing he takes out a handkerchief wipes his hands and his face and picks up the gun again as he gets out of the car we see the clock say 8:55 interior administration building night maroon hustles up to his office door he looks nervously over his shoulder then goes inside interior maron's office maroon
switches on the lights he goes to his desk he takes out the gun and puts it in the left hand dra then he takes it out and puts it in the right hand drawer then back to the original drawer finally satisfied he goes to the bar to calm his obviously shattered nerves as his shaky hand starts the pour from the decanter a another hand comes into frame steady okay that stuff's 18 years old jumps back as Valiant steps from behind the curtain holding his black bag Valiant you surprised me that was the idea Valiant takes over the pouring duties he turns and Carries maroon drink to him maroon goes and sits down in his chair he looks to the pistol hiding place iant casually sits on the desk putting his legs over the drawer you're not too good at this are you okay no I'm not I'm a cartoon maker not a murderer well everybody needs a har me no no you've got to understand Val and I I had nothing to do with Acme getting killed I
just wanted to sell my studio but they wouldn't buy my property unless Acy would sell his and he wouldn't so I was going to Blackmail AC me with the pictures of him and the rabbit's wife the room gets up from his chair highly agitated then it all went to hell I've been around Tunes all my life I can't sit around and watch them see them all destroyed run eyes Valiants black B got the wheel in there don't you uh no no I don't you tricked me damn you take it easy there's no time to take it easy you don't realize the Diabolical mine we're dealing with angle on the window a gun pokes through the open window pass it's a Colt 45 [ __ ] unmistakable gun with an extra long barrel if I don't get that will by midnight tonight tuned Down's just going to be land for the free Valiant sees the reflection of the gun on a glass on a movie poster on the wall he turns but it's too late bang bang bang maroon crumples caught mid
sentence Valiant dies behind the desk and draws his gun he looks over at maron's dead body on the floor and the home of the brave viant crawls through the window where the shots came from he looks out valiance POV the comely silhouette of Jessica Rabbit runs to her car jumps in and Roars out the studio Gates Valiant grabs his black bag climbs out of the office window and jumps off the fire escape to the lot below exterior Studio Lot Valiant hops into maroon Packard he hits the starter button and takes off after Jessica New Angle as a car pulls away the truck trunk lid lifts Roger Rabbit peers out disoriented then closes it Exterior Street night Jessica's car speeds along viant is in close pursuit in the Packard he's about to catch up on the straightaway when Jessica's car disappears into a tunnel viant Slams on the brakes the Packard goes fishtailing finally spinning to a top stop at the
foot of the tomont Town sign Balian gets out of the car he looks down the tunnel he's sweating he loosens his neck tie he Paces back and forth and at the tunnel mouth he looks up the Toontown side and suddenly smashes it with his fist spins round like a Weather Vein Valiant walks to the Packer with purpose he grabs a black bag and puts it on the hood he opens it and takes out the wooden box we close on the box as a clasp is popped open and the box is opened revealing a stunning presentation model tune 38 resting on crushed velvet it's everything a real gun could be and more each feature is exaggerated the barrel the cylinder The Ivy grips all tun sized Valiant picks up the gun and hefts it respectfully then he opens up an ammo section in the wooden box six tune 38 dum dum bullets are in velvet creases the tun bullets blink to life as if Awakening from a long sleep Eddie is is that really you uh-huh
what year is that 46 oh who onon the war how do you dummy welcome back Eddie where you been the last five years drunk he opens a cylinder uh feeling for ski tonight boys yeah the bullets eagerly dive into the respective Chambers he smacks the cylinder closed reaches into his shoulder holster and takes out the Pint bottle he unscrews the cap and pours the rest of the booze onto the ground when it's drained he flings the bottle in the air and fires the tune 38 CPW it makes a sound like a cannon a tune bullet climbs like a rocket into the dark sky it screeches up to the bottom puts on the brake the bullet pulls out a Jeweler's eye piece then whips out a little hammer and chisel and delivers one delicate tap diant watches as a cut glass chandelier falls out of the sky and crashes at his feet diant holsters a weapon and climbs into the Packard he puts it into gear and and oh lost my spot puts in a gear
and pulls into the tunnel in the tunnel driving as Valiant heads T the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel suddenly the cab radio comes on from the tippy Tip Top of toontown's tip Tock Club this is mellow Melody mat here's our favorite Cricket Jimmy with give a little whistle when you get in trouble and you don't know right from wrong Valiant turns the onoff switch then punches all the buttons but to no avail the song plays on anyway give a little whistle give a little whistle I hate tont oh as Jimmy crun on Valiant emerges from the tunnel valiant's point of view through the windshield we see that we have arrived in tun toown where it's a beautiful sunny day Eddie is now driving down a fantasmagorical Boulevard in a completely animated world it's a Mac Fleer version of a city neighborhood the trees and buildings are swaying and time with the Music Eddie looks left and sees a huge Aphrodite like hood ornament
on the front of a tune car then as a car starts a pass him he sees hood hood hood more Hood than a chauffeur then more car and finally the wolf we remember from the ink and paint Club he's in top and Tails a tomb lamb in the passenger seat and tips his hat oh woo now he drives past the ton building under construction like everything else in tont town the construction company Sports the name acne the sign out front says watch our progress Edie looks up and before he can drive by the building gets built floor by floor with accompanying special effects in about 2 seconds up ahead the street is cleared for blocks then suddenly cars pull out of all the side streets at once clogging the boulevard like like arterial scos arterial sclerosis there is mad honking in this cartoon traffic jam Hy shakes his head he pulls over parks and gets out Valiant pulls out his tune 38 suddenly the streets empties in the
blink of an eye shutters close the sidewalk rolls up like window shades it's so quiet you could hear a pin drop in fact a pin drops from a second story window Landing with the clang of a manhole cover all is quiet again Valiant starts across the street there is a creek behind him Valiant whirls around leveling his pistol at the sound angle on the pack as Roger Peaks out of the trunk of maron's car don't shoot Eddie it's me Valiant lowers the gun as Roger emerges what the hell are you doing in there I followed you to the Maroon studio when I heard those shots I thought I helped you and investigated the inside of this trunk Dian reaches into the black bag in the car he comes out with a pair of tune handcuffs he slaps one on Roger's wrist hey what are you doing Bion drags Roger to the steering wheel it's making sure you don't help me anymore he locks the cuff to it then heads across the street
around the corner Valiant stops at a street sign the post is bristling with fingers pointing in different directions paly Transylvania wala wala South Pole the finger points down of course and then finally a finger which says the Dame Eddie follows a finger down a side street to a high-rise building he catches a glimpse of Jessica darting into the elevators Valiant Hustle inside after her Valiant goes to the elevators and watches the floor indicator spinning round and round finally stopping with the Bing on the 125th floor the elevator doors open and Valiant steps on in the elevator Valiant punches 125 suddenly the elevator takes off with such velocity the Valiant is thrown to the floor after a moment it stops so fast that he hits the ceiling then bounces back to the floor as the doors open he picks himself up and steps off the elevator he's in a foyer with four doors vant opens the first and steps inside he
disappears New Angle Valiant is on the outside of the building hanging on to a flag pole for dear life he looks down at the street which is miles below valant inches away back along the flag pole to the door and pulls himself back to safety inside Sant tries the next door this time more carefully a speeding train is coming right at him and he slams the door he tries the next one a homely old ton lady in the bathtub who lets out of blood curling scream D closes that door quickly and turns the last when he opens this one we hear for boing music we see a dark alley wely Valiant walks into the alley gun drawn there's a noise behind the garbage can B turns the dead body with a knife in his back falls out of the Shadows at bion's feet a squeaky voice comes up behind Valiant I guess they didn't clean up after the last monitor Valiant whips around to see a tune rat perched on the skull clicking
his picking his teeth diant kicks the skull and the rat scrambles for cover as vant continues on we see Jessica Rabbit who steps Out of the Shadows behind them and aims gun at his back don't move Valiant Valiant turned slow to see Jessica's got a beat on him with her revolver well I always figured I'd get it in tont town BL she fires but sant's still standing we hear a crash behind Eddie as a figure falls into some boxes from a fire escape above I think I got him Valiant runs past Valiant to the figure he follows bewildered angle on the ground we see two rabbit ears sticking up from behind a box you shot Roger that's not Roger it's one of Doom's men he killed AR K maroon Jessica moves the Box aside and tugs on the rabbit's ears the rabbit head pops off underneath is a weasel in his hand is a cult 45 button line lady I guess I had you pegged all wrong don't worry you're not the first we better get out of
here yeah run down the alley we cut to the next narrator which would be Aubrey I believe okay sure if we on narrator now or not the Packard Roger is behind the wheel making engine noises like a little kid he bushes all the buttons windshield wipers convertible top etc etc until he AC hits the starter button vroom the Packard fires to life Roger startled for a moment but quickly regains his composure what would be the harm if I took her first spin he throws it into gear the Packard bucks into the car what the Packard bucks into the car in front of it then Roger shifts again the same process is repeated in Reverse he smashes back and forth Bang Bang the open road around the corner Eddie and Jessica come racing down the street it was Doom who killed a you know why didn't you tell me I didn't know who I could trust we even by the way I did find your husband oh where is he he's right here in
the Valiant rounds the corner and points toward the spot where the car used to be but all the remains is a crumpled bumper he shakes his head as he looks around for signs of Roger innercut to the Packard is careening down the tun streets totally out of control panicked Roger is spinning the wheel as if it were a motorboat he drives in one side of mother Goose's shoe and out the other disappears o all sorry out the other diapers all over the windshield unable to see R steers right off the road the car hurdles through space as it starts to fall we see it its tune Monument Valley the Packard passes a a prom promont Promontory on which Wy E coyote is perched as Roger passes he waves to the coyote hey Roger Rabbit love your work innercut two Eddie and Jessica who are now facing a squad of 10 tune control weasel they unleash a fusilade of bullets Valiant knock Jessica to the ground the bullets pass harmlessly
overhead going into the window of Acme Cheese Shop riddling a round of cheese the cheese Maker's hand comes into frame changing the sign that says Gudda to Swiss Valiant rolls and fires his tune 38 Special the tune bullet turns into a cannibal which rolls down the street busting up the weasel Squad like bowling like a bowling ball through 10 P pins through 10 pins as Eddie pulls Jessica to her feet two more weasels descend on them they fling T knives which pin Eddie to a wooden fence Valiant rips one hand free and blast two shots at them the tun bullets get to the weasel and open their nose cones two flying pans emerge and bonk the weasel on the head Jessica starts to pull the knives out releasing Eddie how did you get on to Doom Marvin told Doom was after his Land N was a afraid that's why he brought me to his will Valiant sees a weasel skullking at them with the Tommy Gun blam valian Fires at him the weasel Ducks back
around the corner but valiant's dum dum screeches to his stop and goes around the corner on the corner too we hear an explosion the weasel comes staggering out and falls in the street so where is it when I opened the blue envelope all that was inside was a blank piece of P paper a joker to the end now weasel are coming at them from every direction Valiant aims the tune 38 at a tune tank rolling their way but when he pulls the trigger the gun just clicks empty looks like our goose is cooked our hash is slung Our Fate is accom let me guess where you got that from tell me something what do you ever see in that guy anyway he made me laugh Valiant shakes his head now they are completely surrounded by weasel the situation looks bleak well do you prefer to die this way or that way Valiant jerks his thumb indicating the Direction behind him selling there's a rubber braing scir as Benny the Roadster arrives next
to valiant's hit Checker POS thumb need a left Valiant doeses a take Benny the roader looks back approvingly as Jessica CL s in with Eddie Mr Valiant you made a vast Improvement in The Company You Keep Benny blast through a couple of weasels they swing back and forth like Tavern doors and topple he takes a hard right into the next block which is the tune AR Arctic his tire turns into skis he salom salom back and forth between trees the weasels pursue on dog sled Benny grabs the stri Barber's pole the North Pole and slides down it they land in the ton Sahara Benny crawls up a large Sand Dune his tongue hanging out of his radiator he glances back at the weasels who are melted on HS waving citar when uh go back up thank you when they reach the top of the Sand Dune we see they're on the precipice of a bottomless Chasm look the draw bridge we're going to make it I don't see any Bridge H that's because you got to draw it first
Benny takes a penel a pencil hanging from a post lettered draw bridge he wets the pencil point and in a Flash draws a a bridge it's a rickety rope Bridge using the pencil as a balancing pool Benny starts to tiptoe across the weasels jump off their camels and start filing onto the bridge after excuse me when Benny finally reaches the other side Valiant grabs the pel from him and gets out of the car hold on a second Eddie come on the Valiant stands facing the weasels who are charging at him swords raised with a Sly smile Balian holds up the Eraser and eraser end of the pencil then freezes oh sorry this freezes the weasels but as Valiant starts to erase the Rope support the Eraser breaks off the pencil and falls down to the chasm the weasel wee with relief and advance for the kill at the last second B I takes the business end of the pencil and Scribbles the handsaw he grabs it by the handle and saws the
Rope the bridge swings away smacking the weasels into the opposite Canyon wall one by one they slide off and disappear into the chasm or into the abys Valiant climbs back into Benny the Roadstar takes off again making a skinning left to turn onto the main drag as they make their break into Toontown tunnel exit Toontown tunnel laide night a 10g drum is sitting by the side of the road under the Toontown sign from in the tunnel we hear the sound of Benny's engine coming closer now a foot comes out of the Shadow and rests on the 10 gon drum as the sound of the Roadster gets very loud the foot kicks the drum over over spearing spilling a clear liquid across the road new angled the foot belongs to judge Doom J Smiles sadistically as the Roadster with Eddie and Jessica aboard come shooting out the tunnel when Benny hits the liquid he starts to Skid oh whoa look out his tires smoke then disappear it's a dip slick without
tires Benny spins out of control finally ending up in the bushes roadside before Eddie and Jessica can make a move they are surrounded by a horde of weasel pointing what looks like a 100 guns at them are you two all right Doom opens one of the roads to door and helps Jessica out Valiant climbs out after her the weasel quick uh quickly relieve him of his tune pistol these roads can be very treacherous at night especially in a maniacal tune vehicle the pot's calling the kettle maniacal I've had enough of your insolence put him in my car I think they'll enjoy attending our ribbon cutting at the aimy factory the weasel's pr Valiant and Jessica and Dooms Lincoln a weasel refers to Benny whimpering in the bushes what about him he's not going anywhere we'll send the mobile unit after him Doom climbs into the car and zoom and it zooms off weasel's jumping into the running boards Benny crawls out of the bushes on his
axles the B what's the boin he makes it down to the drainage ditch dipping his tootsies one by one there's a hiss as they hit the water and the chemicals from the Dip are extinguished ah yeah that's better now Benny hears the sound of another vehicle coming out of the Toontown tunnel he Ducks down and Peaks over the ditch to see Roger in the Packard come screaming out of the tunnel backwards Mar Run's Packard looks like the winner of a demolition derby Benny stands and waves to him Roger Roger sees him and Slams on The Brak skidding as the Packard into the tont town sign oh Benny Benny hobbles over to the Packard he pops his trunk and Rubes around he comes out with tune bolt cutters he Clips Roger's cuffs off Do's got your wife and Valiant he took them to the Acme Factory let's go Benny nudges Roger to the passenger side slide over son it looks like you've done enough driving for tonight now the T Roadster gingerly Gets
behind the wheel of the Packard he hits the gas and the Packard lurches down the road interior Acme Factory night Doom's car is parked inside there are several other vehicles as well there's a steamroller a road grater and a huge modified tanker truck it's mounted with the thg vet the contents of which are being stirred by a motorized unit all the vehicles are marked with a large green fourleaf Clover logo Valiant and Jessica are held at gunpoint by a couple of weasel while several others are busy jackhammering the brick wall at the far end of the factory Doom pulls on his rubber gloves and uh turns to the weasels Frisk them see if they have the will several weasel rush for the opportunity to Frisk Jessica the head weasel slaps the others away then wheezing uh oh my gosh why can't I say the word my gosh I can't say this word apparently lasciviously thank you lasciviously he turns to the task he
starts to move his hands over her body when Jessica Stomps her heel on his feet get your rodent hands off me you little rodent the weasel hops away angrily and quickly frisks Valiant he turns to doom and shakes his head no matter I don't expect the will to show up in the next 15 minutes by then Cloverleaf will own tont town quite legally so you're Cloverleaf no one person is Clover Leaf we vast company with diverse interests gasoline tires automobiles at the brick wall the Jack hammering has stopped a weasel plucks one brick out of the wall tun light beams through he reaches into the hole in the wall and comes out holding a bunch of tuned bananas wheezing wickedly he passes them out to his compatriots excuse me they Devour the bananas soaring the peels Helter Skelter valian turns his attention from the brick wall back to Doom come on Doom what would a company like that want with tomb Town it wasn't Tom town they wanted it
was my idea of how to put the land to better use Doom goes to the truck and starts turning on Valves and and starting compressors Doom in fact they oh oh sorry they starting compressors in fact they thought my concept was brilliant that they offered me a directorship of Transportation I've accepted bring me Mr valiant's gun the weasel Trot over and deliver and delivers Valiant tune 38 Dune inspects it it reads the engraving on the frame thanks for getting me out of the H scow y Sam how sweet Doom throws the gun on the ground he pushes back a long lever on the truck letting loose a tiny Spurt of fluid from the discharge vow the gun disappears dip that's right enough to dip tont Town off the face of the Earth exterior acne Factory Roger and Benny having watched having been watching the proceedings through a window they turned to each other stunned dip T town we got to do something Roger scurries to the
Packard hidden outside the gates he opens valiant's black bag and comes out holding Eddie's real pistol then he comes tender footing up Roger what are you going to do with that gun I'm going to save them of course you you go for help find Dolores at the terminal bar she knows what to do oh well all right reluctantly Benny gets behind the wheel of the Packard but you be careful now with that gun this ain't no cartoon Benny pulls away Roger turns with determination and Zips back to the window interior Factory Doom pulls the tarp off the top of the truck revealing a modified water cannon you're sick Doom where do people like you come from never mind where I come from just watch where I'm going don't you think anyone's going to notice that toontown's gone they won't care who's going to miss some ridiculous talking mice when they have the future exterior back at the factory Roger he's trying to Jimmy open a window
using his whole body for leverage finally pops the window open gun drawn he climbs over the sill and Falls head first interior bathroom Roger splashes into the toilet bowl at the Acme washroom he Bobs up he drains the water out of the Pistol barrel and Peaks over the bowl he gets a determined look in his eye it's time to make M move Roger starts to climb out of the toilet he reaches for something to grab onto but L unwittingly he gets the toilet chain hanging from the tank above as he pulls himself out the toilet flushes Roger only has a moment to register a dumbfounded expression before he is sucked down the John in the factory room Doom continues exp expansively right here where we're standing will be the Cornerstone of my idea the Clover Leaf an elegant cement structure that intertwines freeways what the hell is a freeway a freeway Mr Valiant is eight Lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from LA to
Pasadena Pasadena to Hollywood Hollywood to Santa Monica someday everyone will be in cars driving happily nonstop from one end of the LA Basin to another that's what this is all about tell me who's going to use your lousy freeway we got the red cars the best public transportation in the country not for long we're retiring the red cars people will be driving Mr Valiant because they'll have to and when they drive they're going they'll have to buy our cars our tires our gasoline why' you bother calling it a free way Doom steps up to their faces behind them several weasels are fashioning a noose has a nice ring too bad you two won't be around to enjoy it suddenly Roger explodes out of the drainage crate in the floor his entr sends the weasels flying Roger lands on his feet James Kagney like leveling a gun on his J leveling his gun on Judge Dune get him up all of you or I'll let the judge have
it your darling yes it's me my dearest I've embraced to uh I I'd embrace you be uh you but first I have to take care of some an unfinished business put that gun down you bucktooth fool go ahead give me an excuse to fill you full of holes hump you full of lead how I doing Eddie well real good R but uh maybe you better let me take over not before I satisfy my senses of moral outrage no in the moment he shifts the gun from one hand to another he circles Doom poking and proding him with the gun you think you could just get away with this we Tunes may be idiotic but we are not stupid POV overhead we look down on the proceedings from high in the rafters pull back to reveal to pull back to reveal we're watching from the POV of volair who's perched on the top inventory rack volter cleans his fingernails casually yes just Justice judge Doom the real making of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks Walter calmly
nudges an Acme ton of bricks off the shelf close Roger he never sees it coming smash the bricks land on his head and bury him the only thing we see of Rogers his hand with the gun in it well this is turning out better than I thought Doom picks the gun up the weasel drag Roger out from under the bricks big bright stars are circling his head look Stars ready when you are R valian shakes his head but Jessica starts to laugh I've missed you Roger tie the love birds together the weasel twirl tune rope around Roger and Jessica like a cocoon they hooked them to a power winch then hit a bot and raised Roger and Jessica until they're suspended 15 ft above the floor right in the path of the dip mobile Doom hands valiant's gun to the Head weasel let him watch his tune friends get dipped then shoot him Doom turns and starts to walk away angle on ground he steps on a tomb banana pill and goes flat on his
keester the weasels always quick with the laugh break up at their boss's Misfortune the one guarding Eddie is so overcome with laughter that he is slapping his thigh with his gun hand Valiant seizes opportunity he starts to make a move toward the distracted weasel and almost gets his hand on the gun when watch out you idiot he's going for the gun the weasel turns at the last second sticking the barrel up against valiant's nose Doom gets to his feet he glowers the weasel and knocks him on the head with the gavel head of his Cane Doom stalks out of the room the weasel scramble up uh scramble two positions on the dip mobile one fires up the engine the street cleaner brushes start to turn the vehicle starts to creep forward another weasel climbs into the turret he puts Roger and Jessica in the crosshairs of the cannon beads of sweat break out on valiant's Face the weasel wheezing with evil Glee starts to press his
finger to the trigger you guys think this is real funny don't you Eddie do something at the last second Eddie shouts to the weasel hey the weasel turns to him before you pull the triger I want you to know something about the guy you're about to dip suddenly Eddie breaks into the Looney Tune song the song Roger had son in the bar the silly voice that comes out of his mouth surprises everybody especially Roger his name is Roger Rabbit he's got a crazy habit valian starts skullking across the floor it's a cross between Groucho marks and a chuckberry duckwalk he lies to sing a dance and yuck to brighten up and smile you schmuck Valiant starts whooing slapping before now my name's Eddie V I'm Looney too you all see Valiant flips into a handstand and starts walking on his hands I walk with my hands and I shake with my feet he offers his foot to a weasel who shakes it the others how Eddie flips upright and grabs the Stick
of Acme dominate I think Dynamite is swell to eat Eddie takes a bite out of the tuned dite dynamite and acts like he's savoring it the spectacle of this human Dewey this is all too much to bear now the weasels are rolling on the ground holding their sides lost his mind yeah isn't it great keep it up Eddie you're killing him you slaying him you're knocking him dead Roger means it the weasel are laughing so hard they're giving themselves heart attacks Valiant spits on the ground uh spits around sorry Valiant spins around on the floor like a clock di gone berserk hey Ho One By One The Nel kill over opaque weasel spirits leave their bodies with wings and harps and flow heavenward still laughing B ter alarmed at the scene below grabs a brick and flaps toward the ceiling he throws a brick through the Skylight and flies out didn't mean do that on the dip mobile the weasel on the turret collapses onto the
trigger uh the unmanned dip Cannon starts spraying as the arms sweeps slowly back and forth like an automatic lawn sprinkler Valiant hitches a ride Valiant hitches a ride to the last ascending weasel Spirit letting it hoist him to the top of the truck as he moves the weasel body off the trigger wter crashes back through the Skylight and swoops down on Eddie he sinks his Talons into Eddie's back and lifts him into the air as Valiant is being pulled Skyward he reaches for something along the wall of inventory he grabs a handful of Acme small pills and jams a coule couple of them down the Buzzard's mouth instantly voler starts to shrink as he gets smaller he can no longer hold Eddie up the boat descend as Baler shrieks shrinks into the size of a chick a sprayer is swinging back towards Roger and Jessica at the last second Bion reaches up and blocks it it swings back the other way as Valiant scrambles up
the vehicle to turn it off volter has found a box of Acme big pill pills he pecks into it and after beat explodes out of the box he's now three times the size he was before volter Flaps in for the kill Valiant reaches the turret just in time to swing the cannon around the spray of dip blasts one of voltar's Wings off he spins earthward earthw like a flaming Miss uh messet finally landed in the dip vat and dissolving into a black pool Doom arrives just in time to see his Peter dissolved angrily he steps into a giant AC Acme mouse trap he uses a piece of Acme cheese to spring it catapulting him through the air just as Valiant is about to turn off the dip Cannon Doom lands on the truck he knocks Eddie off the turret with the flying tackle they both Hit the Floor Doom gets up leaving Eddie stunned he Sprints to where the weasel had dropped Eddie pistol finally Eddie shakes it off he sees Doom about to
reach the gun he straps on a pair of Acme Rock Acme rocket skates fires them up and shoots across the floor he knocks Doom into a stack of Acme boxes toppling the whole shelf down on top of him as the spare swings back towards Roger and Jessica they have their last moment together Roger I want you to know that I love you I love you more than anyone has ever loved a rabbit be comfortable in knowledge that as we Face the Grim dier our paint will be Leed for eternity they both close their eyes waiting for the end but it never comes the truck runs up on some boxes and the sprayer arm swings back the other way Doom grabs an Acme slingshot loads an Acme Boulder and fires STS it at Valiant blam it whacks Valiant on the the head laying him out cold in front of the Clover Leaf Steamroller Doom climbs into the steamroller and starts it up he puts it into gear and starts rolling it towards Valiant Valiant comes around to see a
huge roller bearing down on him at the last second Valiant rolls out of the way and grabs some Acme boxing glove it accordion out and smashes Doom in the face he goes flying out of his driver's seat turn turning the wheel as he falls the steamroller starts to turn in circles Valiant jumps Dune but Doom is stronger he throws Valiant off and starts whacking him in the with his fist he pummels Valiant backwards toward the drum of the steamroller valant grabs the nearest thing for defense it's a c a can of Acme stay put adhesive he whips it up in front of his face Doom puts his fist right through it covering his hand with glue he smiles at Valiant and hauls off again Valiant Ducks Doom's fist stripes the top of the drum of the steamroll of the steamroller frantically tries to pull it off but it stays put the roller starts to uh suck his fists Down and Under no Jessica and Roger avert their eyes as
the steamroller crushes Doom valiance breathes a sigh of relief he starts for the dip truck as the cannon swings back towards Roger and Jessica but neither of them are watching the cannon Their Eyes Are Fixed On The Ground behind the steamroller angle on the ground there isn't a pile or a messy pile of Blood and Guts you'd expect to see if a human got run over instead we see that judge Dooms judge Dooms remains have rolled out flat like a black pancake flat pancake after a beat the edge curls up with a creek now the whole shape peels off the floor and Wobbles to its feet revealing Doom is a tune Eddie look out Valiant turns to see Doom stick his flattened Thumb in his mouth he blows re-inflating himself his glasses crack and fall off then his prosthetic eyeballs pop out his teeth shatter and fall out of his mouth like China underneath his latex mask we can see his tune mouth and evil red tune
eyes holy [ __ ] he's a tune surprised not really only a tune could think of something as goofy as that freeway idea toun uh Doom takes the black R rubber gloves off revealing red hands with long fingernails he makes a fist into an anvil and advances on Valiant is that so well we'll see who's the goofy one Glam from 10 ft away he smashes Valiant with a bone crunching punch Valiant staggers backwards by the way when I killed your brother Teddy I used to talk just like this Doom speaks in a tuny high pitch squeak Valiant recognizes it now you that's right me bam Doom Hammer's Valiant I I apologize for everybody that is listening uh Doom Hammer's Valiant again he's defenseless against Doom's superhuman strength blam Valiant goes brawling to the ground now Doom's hand turns into a buzzsaw he goes to administer the coup to gr now what he's going to be dad just like Dy with his last ounce of strength Valiant
grabs the Acme boxing glove he pops it the glove extends across the room punching the release lever on the dip truck close valve a flood of dip gushes out the valve and R rolls towards Doom like a wave Doom screams as the toret hits him with a crash but there's no Escape for him this time the flood of liquid envelops him at the ankles he dissolves into it like a melting candle I'm melting the dip mobile continues forward inexorably inexorably I did not pronounce that right inexorably there we go the arm is swinging toward WS Roger and Jessica it gets closer and closer Valiant tries to get to the truck but it's too late the cannon has reached them close Roger and jessicaa they close their eyes preparing to meet their maker but nothing happens the spray of the cannon suddenly Peters out it dries up in a harmless strip as the tank has completely emptied valian gets to the controls of the power wench he hoists Roger and
Jessica up out of the way the dip mobile passes harmlessly underneath them and smashes through the brick wall Toontown is revealed in all its Splendor it's a bucolic setting a rainbow shares the Blue Sky With The Smiling sun fonds and butterflies chick monks and flowers watch curiously as the dip truck rolls past Suddenly It's lifted off the ground we see it's resting on the top of T of a tun's giant head this giant picks the truck off trip the truck off his head regards it and plops in his mouth Valiant lowers Roger and Jessica to the ground we hear police sirens approach then Valiant unties them Jessica turns and exclaims my hero then she hugs Roger passionately Valiant can only shrug through the wall Tunes start coming in they look around at the scene bewildered then gather around Doom's robe mask and shoes lying in a puddle of dip there's a reddish slick floating on top Valiant wanders
over and joins them Valiant is that Valiant yes hi hi ho hi ho the Doom is dead angle on door Dolores Lieutenant Santino and several other cops rush in guns drawn Dolores runs to Eddie and puts her arms around him Ino looks down at the remains on the floor what the hell is that Doom Jesus Christ that was the judge Valiant tanks Valiant takes the paint chip out of his pocket he puts it up against the red slime on the robe it's a match that was the murder of Herman Acme maroon and my brother Dolores looks down at the front of valiant's shirt a dark stain is appearing in is a dark stain is appearing Eddie we better get you to the hospital you're bleeding fan looks down at the stain that's not blood that's ink that goof AC me skirted me with some the other day why it's coming through now I I don't know that's because it's disappearing reappearing ink shows up three days later gives you enough time to get away
from the victim so he doesn't punch you in the nose get Gap yeah I'll get you a new shirt after all you did save tomb Town problem is without Marvin's will the land still goes to clo Lea that's right it's only we knew what happened to that whel Val looks up from his shirt say Roger remember that love letter you wrote your wife at the and paint Club yeah I think you ought to read it to her good idea reaches into his pocket pulls out the paper and clears his throat dear Jesse how do I love thee let me count the I Marvin Alim of sound mind and body hey close paper the disappearing reappearing ink is coming up over Roger scribbling he hey it's the will I Marvin Aline of the sound mind and body ho ho ho ho do hereby be que uh be in uh perty the property known as tont town to The Lovable characters and the tune crowd who are listening to the reading of the will it is a gallery of recognizable faces
everyone from Mickey to bugs Yaki doodle to Y Sam Dumbo to Dopey Bambi to Droopy Tweety Bird and to tiker Bell they're all here we have all given me the uh who have all given me the rest of humanity to so much murf and mercel the Tunes the tune crowd rups with a cheer hats go up in the air and they descend on Roger slapping his back Roger breaks away from the crowd and joins Eddie two shot Eddie and Roger they stand side by side looking out over Toontown well Eddie you still think I'm pasty a simp a chump Eddie wipes the spit off his face no kid you're a real I guess I am at that CER Roger holds out a large stoi why not Roger lights Eddy and one for himself by the way Roger you were right about your wife she's a good lady I'm glad you got her back and I am glad you sense of your sense of humor back that you keep it think you'll keep it only time will tell valian Puffs on the cigar it's a pretty good cigar where'd
you get it from the box here Valiant glances down the box says Acme exploding cigars he looks to Roger but it's too late Kaboom Kaboom their cigars blow up in classic tun Town classic tune tradition blackening both their faces Roger starts laughing Eddie stares at Roger for a moment then he starts laughing too they throw their heads back in a howl the other Tunes join pretty soon the whole Factory is shaking with laughter a tun cop dressed in a blue uniform and hat with his uh back to us tries to restore order to the acne Factory as soon as he talks we recognize the stutter the stutter it's pory Pig oh move along there's nothing else to see that's it that's it all folks I like the sound of that then sabering the freay the savoring the phrase Porky stuts out the famous sign off that's it f That's all folks cartoon music up and thank you that was a long reading thanks for so sticking off oh
couldn't have a we just could not have another we have many two and then we also have Never Ending Story that's that'll be in that be in January yeah we still have the second half interview of vampire to finish up I didn't want and Dracula and Dracula second I have a Dracula finish up oh my gosh so yes I can't wait to reprise L's that oh I can't wait to hopefully have these two amazing people I know I can't wait I hope you guys will join us for the second part of interview with vampire and Dracula it'll be so much fun oh look quite so long because it's only half a script yeah yeah that was still fun it was long but it was great oh Delight there were definitely some differences I did see in this versus the movie but I think I think a lot of them were improvs that I've noticed m I remember I watched like the popular Clips before doing this one and Roger says a lot more things where he's like
when the Whisk or like he went gets Roger to drink the thing he's like no no no no no no no no no no no like Roger actually like tries to say no in the movie at least from what I saw he never says no in this he basically just goes with it same with the whole car scene or whatever I I think in the movie he Rogers like give me the wheel or something but I don't remember that in this one so oh yeah give me the wheel you take so wheel don't you I think I remember that yeah yeah which that wasn't in this one I don't think but no and also they they um with the with the part with Benny um the the whole thing with explaining um Jess Gaba explaining like Maroon the whole maroon thing they're in the car with Benny oh yeah like it's not the way that yeah I don't remember what it was red light but remember yeah it's not that that way they also did not include the whole part with the they it there is
a longer sequence in Toontown that they also did with the fake Jessica Rabbit and then he goes through the door and you have droopy it's like going upsa going down so they didn't have that they didn't have Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny sit there and do dialogue there was a lot that was actually missing but the big beats were there so that was great it just a lot of the stuff that they ended up improving I know it was super fun online movie script yeah but totally now that you're mentioning all that I'm like yeah that wasn't there it's hard to find them I don't know I really want to do death to smoochi and I found a really good one if we ever want to put that on there I know that's play but it's so funny I rewatched it recently I was like it's so good it's got like Roger Williams and stuff what was the name of it Roger Williams Roger Williams Robin Williams Oh my God haly that was a long read
that's okay it's it's a long I I don't know I forget where you're at uh Haley yeah I'm in Texas so it's midnight right 12:20 yeah yeah I figur it was a lot later it's 11 it's 11:20 for me I mean it's 1020 for me so it's you I'm in California so I'm like but I but I was the one who was yawning you I know it's okay though when I get the yawns I'm [ __ ] I'm always just like gonna be yawning like oh my gosh no stop stop yawning ah yeah I don't know how my my where are you fun huh I think they're all West where are you in California I'm in California where are you you're yeah you're also in California aren't you Pasadena I think where you fin oh I'm in I'm in Northern I'm in Northern La I'm I'm in I'm near the Bay Area like um I'm just right outside the Bay Area I do a lot of film up here though so I did a lot of acting done a lot of like professional acting stuff like I've been in short films and such
nothing really big it's all Indie but yeah so such a fun that sounds fun I want to I think I got come to California yeah I know I really think I all you Americans I tell Austin yeah Austin's probably the one of times right but it's not as good as yeah in my mind come to C I'd rather come to Cali hey me me and you uh Haley are pretty much in the same in the same place yeah Alberta is known as the Texas of Canada so oh no I've actually heard that it's yes it's it lives up to name um I think in multiple ways uh I would say that you're right now Canada is probably the better place to be at the moment I know like all of us want to move there now Jackson I know I I I know I I know I was watching I was watching everything we should go into politics online but yeah just just saying like that's just something like we'll probably probably go end up moving there who knows I really I'm watching my besti get back
into really if you ever need to come to California just let me know yeah I I'm gonna add you on Facebook yes please please do you face silly are we still on you I don't know if we're still on YouTube anyways for all those who are watching that's we should be careful about what we say yeah yeah to talk about talk talk about the film a bit yeah it's um it's a real fun film they haven't done anything really like this again I guess the closest one they've done is cool world but I don't think it was done to the same level as this Co world was like so much darker too it's such a darker film I feel like I I got the Space Jam little like pocket I was born in 91 we got we got Space Jam oh that's true space Space Jam um they did that is true they did that but I don't think it was to that quite that same level though for but it ended up good it ended up really really good oh yeah it's great I was B
Jam era too so don't worry I'm not that much older than you so yeah but like because I just can vibe that sorry but the second one with LeBron Nay n no it's it's all about Michael Jordan yeah right it was all like the movie was all about Michael Jordan and Bill Murray being Love T I didn't know was in this picture so funny anyways we're not talking about we're not talking about um Roger Rabbit but I mean just the level and the of like absolutely how much like detail went into this film like I If you've ever seen the making of who frame droger rabbit it's amazing also the original script they intended for this was so much darker and the book is so much darker so this is this is actually adapted from a book which is yeah it's uh who who uh erased Raj rabbit it's something like that who it it's it's not who shot Raj rabbit it's uh enjoy the twist ending with doom it's it's really different
um it was interesting this is I still I don't think we've ever done a movie no that's a lie I've watched one movie out of every movie we've done that I've Avengers I have not watched any other movie we've read and it's been the most interesting thing reading all them and finding out these endings it's like o o that's that's shocking Ro who censored who censored rer RB it's who censored Roger RB that's what it was and the whole thing was about them having the text bub they they originally had text bubbles really interesting yeah it's originally from Gary K wolf 191 who censored Roger Rabbit yep oh my gosh I just realized and apparently he dies yeah he dies uh Jessica Rabbit was not like a loving wife loving a loving you know partner she's like Vain and cruel and like just vapid and um yeah like like yeah I don't know like just yeah that's pretty dark it may it's very dark it yeah she's like in the yeah it's kind
of it's yeah it's not it's not a good uh it's not I mean it's not like it's a bad story obviously but it's it's just not like e kind of like right like I don't know they made it more fun and like of course she's like an icon from it jica ra rabbit but I bet the OG is like oh she's just another one of them [ __ ] with the beauty yeah it's um I think it's Katherine O'Hara does her voice and and funny I think it's cathine Kathleen O'Hara um it might be um there I just got it yes cath sorry Kathleen Turner Kathleen Turner was the voice and then Amy Irving was the um was the voice her singing voice so that's interesting I there's some re I was thinking it's Kathleen or it was I was thinking it was the same person who did um Sally but from Nightmare for Christmas but it's not that that's Kathleen O'Hara very certain with that fact I'm like yeah the woman from Beetlejuice and shitz Creek Sally
they're like whoa yeah yeah she also plays one of the girl trick- or- treater funny yeah yes I we did a reading and it was such a fail it was when people couldn't figure out that Zoom doesn't really like go with tracks right but it was during Co and a group uh Henry and I were in we tried to do uh yeah and night remember before Christmas and um our friend Val who was the like leader of that group or like started it she like always say like that's the worst thing we've ever done she like just hated it when she she was like I'll just like I know a part of us were like well let's see how bad it was it's kind of like fun to watch something that like we tried for but yeah in that reading I played the the trick-or-treater girl of Katherine okay that's fun any this is not the same this not same same actress but um it's still really fun to look at like who did like who voiced what and so I mean it's it's
just really fun to see all of these like these little things you find out also they found and during production the what they work out with Disney and um Warner Brothers they could not give Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny more time they had to do them the same and Duck and so they're always paired together right they had to all be paired together because not one could get more than the other which I thought was really interesting uh yeah it's a really it's really uh I think it's quite amazing that they did at what they could do at the time too like just how they were able to get it to look so good like it's so seamless even if you watch it today it's so seamless you cannot tell like it's not a or it's it's aged so well that's what I mean didn't they put Looney Tune characters at Disney World in land for like a second like they would run they have Toontown and they have Toontown there least as far as I
know I don't have they haven't been there in a long time so everything's owned by Disney I know my gosh they're not the evil Corporation everything they can't even we're doing a play on the brothers Grim right now it's like that's Brothers Grim spectacular Thon so it's a merging of all the original tellings of the brothers grim and it literally starts off with the one girl trying to fight off Disney with the lightsaber and then they're like you know she you know Disney owns that right and they just this other person screams and is like they own everything day that's funny yeah but yeah I mean I just really love the script the script is so much fun and there's so many fun parts and I I I love Christopher Lloyd um Lloyd's Doom I was not trying to imitate him at all when I was except for maybe the high pitch but that's just cuz it calls for the high pitch thing the high pitch voice but um I was not trying to imitate him but I I
just really love the way he does um if anything actually I was more imitating Jeremy Irons car now that I'm thinking about it it's like long live the king we need to do more Disney movies next year just Anime movies are fun for voices and oh there's so much fun that is my petition for next year more Disney movies oh there's so many good ones I love singing Disney uh songs they're great cuz I got told him a Disney princess anyway so I was looking on our schedule the next couple one should be relatively short that's good we have I mean not that I don't love spending hours with you guys oh my go that's not what I mean half a vampire and then what is next week interview with vampire interview and then we switch to a television episode and those are always short we're going to do o Ark on the 19th and November 26th is part two of Dracula and then December 3D is Forest scump which is a film but I've also
reserved do it in two parts because we have nothing scheduled on the 10th so I've got that Reserve we could do the third and the 10th M was told me and then we close out the year with Gremlins on the 17th woohoo love Gremlins I love that one too that one's so much fun in all this year so far since the third week of April since I've been here for the third week of April I we will read three things I've watched before three well You' got time between now and then to watch a few of these for we got to get you caught up no Force no so so far it's GNA be uh Avengers Forest Gump and uh Gremlins okay so you've seen was Avengers the first first one I joined you guys for maybe no you joined Casablanca that was oh Casablanca was the first one that's right okay and that was the same time as me we both with Casablanca I think if I'm not wrong was cablanca your first one too I did not know that I yeah a
Jackson I did not I did not realize that sorry I totally thought no it was I the week before I think me and Vicky met for the first time oh that's funny and Vicky was like joined this group and I joined and we did cablanca and I was like Yay I don't know what this movie is but yay I love cablanca it's such a great how long have you been doing it huh how long have you been doing this uh acting in general or just script script reading uh how long has the group been the group has been here since um the beginning of Co I believe they used to read every Tuesday um with a new new script each week and then at the beginning of this year we switched it to the first third and fifth Tuesdays although we've been pretty much reading every Tuesday because with those long scripts we've been splitting into two parts so yeah there's a few Tuesdays we haven't read but um about so that would be about four
years now of reading um Vicki who who's wasn't able to be here tonight she's only missed like two or three times the entire time since the beginning of 20 but she was Ill this evening she was out but hopefully she'll be back um next week for the second half of of a vampire oh yes I hope I can't wait to see her play her little the little girl role Claudia oh my God Claudia Claudia yeah got quite a few you know readers that come in and out for um some episodes so yeah we'll see who we get for next week I mean I'm definitely being there so I'm in my the stats so this is this is probably one of my favorites for a lot of our new like new people joining cuz usually me Vicki auy and ukat so it's nice seeing new people come in every now and then I think the only other time I think we really or there was two other times previous to that where I felt like we really had a lot more people was Avengers oh I guess SP balls too
Avengers um and fried green tomato oh yeah I really like that movie I had to leave early for that one I didn't get to stay the whole time so many fun it was so fun well we should have quite a few folks coming in for Never Ending Story in January so yes so I'll have to get the character I want to play sorry what was that Haley oh I just sang The Neverending Story like this like black guy don't it's maybe it'll CH B I'm just gonna say his race and he's like it's like a what's the oh yes yes it's Tray you with the that has the horse I I've seen that one SE that little it's a kid that's dressed up as him everyone yeah and he's like like how how all of us were I mean I I watched that way too late I will admit it but I was yeah a young adult I was like 26 years old going I was like crying so hard at that part it's the combination of the music the acting and like just yeah it's every it's that whole scene is just it's meant
to be so traumatizing the whole movie is so traumatizing yeah and the second one's like a trip like literally the stage staging is so good like they must have got more of a budget right and it was really cool in that way but then you think about the actor that like oh yeah no please actually I are we still on YouTube are we still on YouTube yeah if we are no if we are when we get off YouTube I will show you guys something if we if we get off YouTube I'll show you something guys personal I think it's for YouTube but it's yeah made me sad we could yeah it's not it's not personal it's not you know for YouTube to look at but um if we could get off YouTube I will show you something you show you guys something and and I mean not really it's not it's not like it's inappropriate or anything it's just something personal that I don't want to really share on YouTube so like the whole world so yeah but I'm C I would love to see
that yet but yeah I love Never Ending Story for sure and the second one's really well yeah I like a lot of people bag on Neverending Story too I like it I think there's so many really beautiful poignant Parts in nevering story too that are just so sad especially looking at them from from the eyes of an adult house sad they are and poignant and you're just like wow that was they really tried like they put so much love and effort into it and then you get to every story three you're like just throw that thing in the trash throw it in the trash compl anyways I know we weren't talking about Who Framed Roger Rabbit but um yeah I'm excited for the movies we're going to do I I love most of them I think they're fantastic and I'm just so excited to do to reprise lat next week yeah this definitely goes into like top movies of the of our gener like for sure of like of like like I guess comedies in the last 20 years for sure 30 yeah yeah
it's weird there two centuries no 200 years it's for Mill I think Millennials had some of the best movies and Gen X had some of the best movies I want to say that the earlier Generations didn't either because some of those old time movies are so good oh yeah that come to mind that are just amazing like classa Blanca is fantastic and and like the movie the Searchers and we got Star Trek in 1967 so I can't completely say that we got all the best movies yes I'm not gonna try ending your guys this beautiful conversation but Jackson gray is getting really tired all right maybe we should just call here yeah good night everybody on the YouTube
Questions about this episode
Who speaks in "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays"?
Aubrey (Guest), Jackson Gray (Guest), Henry Graham Murray (Guest), Haley Elizabeth (Guest), Unknown Host (Host).
What is "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays" about?
The discussion centers around a reading of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," featuring introductions of participants and their roles in the project. Participants share their backgrounds, creative endeavors, and social media links, while also engaging with the audience and discussing the dynamics of their recording setup.
What is mentioned in this Table Read Tuesdays episode?
8 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Eddie Valiant, Acme, Toontown, Henry Graham Murray. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT--Tale Read Tuesdays"?
The episode runs 3 h 59 min; the transcript is about 32,100 words in 183 timestamped sections.
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