TACS #107 (feat. Rocky Delgadillo, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Frank Vincent and Bill Rancic)

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around the impending arrival of a new baby, humorously coinciding with the date 666, prompting reflections on parenting, superstition, and the cultural significance of this number. Participants share their thoughts on the potential implications of a child born on such a controversial date, blending lighthearted banter with deeper considerations of societal perceptions of parenthood and the supernatural.

Key takeaways

• Birthdays on 6/6 might summon fears, but isn't owning the date a rebellious badge of honor?
• People's unsolicited anxieties can feel like social Tourette's; it's less about your life and more about their baggage.
• Scheduling C-sections to dodge 'the devil's birthday' illustrates the wild lengths parents go for superstition.
• Navigating fears often involves misfiring advice; sometimes, ignorance really is bliss!
• Why invite anxiety when every birth is a cosmic reset? Embrace the chaos instead of fearing it.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Adam Carolla (Guest) · 1 h 31 min speaking
• Rocky Delgadillo (Guest) · 15 min speaking
• Bishop Don Magic Juan (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Bill Rancic (Guest) · 23 min speaking
• Tiffany (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Ozzy (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Theresa Strasser (Guest) · 8 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 15:00: Dave Damshick
2. 15:00 – 30:00: Vince Vaughn
3. 30:00 – 45:00: Dave Damshick, Bill Rancic, Donald Trump
4. 45:00 – 1:00:00: Jennifer Aniston
5. 1:00:00 – 1:15:00: Dave Damshick, Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn
6. 1:15:00 – 1:30:00: Children of the Night
7. 1:30:00 – 1:45:00: Children of the Night, Donald Trump
8. 1:45:00 – 2:00:00: Vince Vaughn, Bill Rancic
9. 2:00:00 – 2:15:00: Bill Rancic, Donald Trump, Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston
10. 2:15:00 – 2:30:00: Bill Rancic
11. 2:30:00 – 2:30:58: Bill Rancic

Notable quotes from "TACS #107 (feat. Rocky Delgadillo, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Frank Vincent and Bill Rancic)"

• Wow look who honored us with this with an appearance Dave Dam shook so nice you to join us David in the studio I wanted to come by and see how you were in your final days of fatherlessness yeah well I got I have until.

  about Dave Damshick · at 0:02

• That's my point you guys just waste our money you do nothing and then you get to get Donald Trump to do another a PSA on secondhand smoke what is up with this city why is our…

  about Donald Trump · at 31:18

• Hanging on to life last we saw him yeah Ozzy's going to review The Breakup which I saw as well also Bill Rancic from The Apprentice the first one the good-looking guy Teresa…

  about Bill Rancic · at 38:54

• Knocked X-Men out of the top spot and audiences for the breakup which was co-written and co-starring Anniston's real life man Vince Vaughn audiences were 67 female so the women really came out for that I went and saw it this weekend and I.

  about Vince Vaughn · at 1:02:15

• This is William Devon singing now in the proceeds go to Children of the Night yeah I have donated 10 of to proceeds from this to go to Children tonight that's to keep warm…

  about Children of the Night · at 1:16:44

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Dave Damshick — Person · In-studio co-host / recurring contributor (sports segment) · 3 mentions · first at 0:05
  Appears in-studio for extended banter and later delivers the dedicated sports segment ('Dave Dameshek's number one sports').
• Vince Vaughn — Person · Referenced celebrity (film context) · 5 mentions · first at 17:08
  Discussed in entertainment news as Jennifer Aniston’s co-star and real-life partner at the time, tied to the film 'The Break-Up' which is being reviewed in the episode.
• Jennifer Aniston — Person · Referenced celebrity (box office/news topic) · 3 mentions · first at 55:20
  Central to the entertainment-news segment about the box-office performance of 'The Break-Up,' used to frame audience demographics and celebrity interest.
  Jennifer Aniston finally ended her slump at the box office this weekend when her romantic comedy the breakup shocked industry experts by pulling in 38 million dollars that's about 10 million.
• Bill Rancic — Person · Upcoming guest / referenced reality-TV figure · 8 mentions · first at 39:00
  Teased as a later segment guest, introduced as the first winner of The Apprentice and framed as a notable, attractive celebrity guest.
• Donald Trump — Person · Referenced celebrity (example in political/PSA rant) · 5 mentions · first at 31:18
  Mentioned as an example of celebrity involvement in public-service announcements while the host criticizes government priorities and messaging.

Companies & orgs

• Children of the Night — Company · Referenced organization · 5 mentions · first at 1:16:47
  Mentioned as a beneficiary of proceeds from a CD compilation.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:02 wow look who honored us with this with an appearance Dave Dam shook so nice you to join us David in the studio I wanted to come by and see how you were in your final days of uh fatherlessness yeah yeah well I got uh I have until Wednesday early very early in the morning like uh 5 30 in the morning oh really oh I guess so if it's probably good yeah that's the exact time they just schedule a time uh it's funny because uh tomorrow is 666 and that's that's the date the kids uh we're gonna be scooped out but I decided to push it back I don't really care but it is funny that they're reprising the omen or the Damian or whatever the movie is with the 666 thing and I've started passing these billboards with the big 666 and now I'm seeing the commercials with the 666. and it's just uh obviously there's never been uh well I guess I guess you could do the 66 yeah 09. I guess you could have been 666.06 100 years ago but doesn't come up

1:10 on the calendar that often every hundred years right well I mean this is the first six of the new millenniums so it's making it even more dangerous I had a lot of I was thinking about that as a matter of fact this weekend first of all you're an atheist and so why would you care about the taboo of it one and two isn't it kind of cool as a parent it would be weird to have you know the devil spawn the Twins and everything I understand that you wouldn't want that stigma right but as you go through life wouldn't you love to be the guy who was born on six six yeah you're bad dude I I I would but then you got a chick who's going to be a bad dude too yeah there's one on 666 and I'm scared I could overreact like I could watch the movie Damien I could get fired up I could have a couple of glasses of wine I could be heading up the stairs and find like a baby rattle or Pacifier on one of the steps and say the boy tried to kill

2:07 me and then just drown him in the tub you know I mean just take the law into my own hands I've seen what's gonna happen yes well I read in the paper that many women have scheduled their C-sections Wednesday so there might be more births Wednesday and today because nobody wants their babies is that true yes yes I uh did was not in on the decision and didn't care about it this is one of these things my wife did during one of her many solo trips to the doctors over the last nine months I said fine I also have a friend of mine who was born on six seven so I just like the idea that it happens to be uh his birthday but uh yeah it's a weird if if you weren't thinking if the 666 wasn't on your radar and it's not on my radar because I'm an atheist I don't care I understand the significance of it to those who do but passing all the black billboards with the 666. it's a weird thing driving through town you know three weeks before

3:07 your kid's supposed to be born seeing the kid's Birthday written in Black ominous lettering on full size I actually white lettering full-size black billboard 666 it's coming it's kind of weird it's appropriate though for you since the the huge Life Changes is going to be yeah well that's what everybody thinks I just ran into uh one of our co-workers in the kitchen here who we share communal kitchen with I think she works over K Earth but I'm not sure but she's one of these people she's a homeless woman is she yes just roams these Halls needs a cup of coffee like the rest no one should try to get some ID from her because she did that thing that everybody does and I realize I thankfully and please stop me if I ever do but I pride myself on not doing this she said where's have the kids come yet and I said uh no they're coming Wednesday and she went oh yeah exciting nervous scary and then walked away and I

4:03 thought why why what's in it for you so many people approach life that way oh my God are you okay oh oh scary oh oh this is no and and I don't know if they take everyone I can't figure right I can't figure it out is it are they just dumb it's just kind of stupid and you're just kind of spouting off you don't mean anything is there some agenda like uh look uh I I had a lot of pain with my children or my fill in the blank now now the world will share or or is there or is it even worse like I have some anger against you I can't really just come out and kick you in the shin but this will be a nice little parting gift for you I I just noticed a lot of people in general it's a kind of a social Tourette's not the they're not dropping the n-word in front of Tehran although he'd probably just look over shoulder and want to know who they were talking to hizzle not that kind of turrets the kind of Tourette's where it's just like oh

5:00 um where they sort of take their fears their pains and their anxieties and they throw them at you you know like where you go even Dr Drew all those years I worked with Dr Drew and I'd say well I think it's finally time for me to get that hernia surgery what do you mean that's uh that's no walk in the park you know why what's in it for you now I understand like I tell people stuff to prevent them from doing something stupid if in fact they don't have to do that somebody shows me a color swatch for their for the for the room and it's you know hot pink and I'd say geez uh hey it's a great color on a donut but I don't know five years down the road if you're going to want to live with that color if they already painted it that color I don't walk in the room it's done you know what I mean I mean I really I was getting this hernia surgery and Dr Drew had built it up for two weeks and I was miserable going into the

5:57 hospital based on he's a doctor number one number two he had had the same procedure about a year and a half earlier and I was thoroughly freaked out just based on Dr Drew's nay saying turned out to be nothing I was up on my feet working on the house the following day and it was it just turned out to be a zero maybe that's just how I reacted to it but I was freaked out going into it what is it what is that Gene with people how come no one talks to them about it how come you got to get a lot of that you know I flew just after 9 11.

6:28 oh boy you couldn't pay me to get on a plane well I'm on the way to the airport right now so you know how about these these predictions of Doom and Gloom perhaps they could all end tomorrow because I've been reading over the weekend a lot of talk about six six and that this is the apocalypse oh sure this is it and I mean there are articles about people really think it's in the days and everything so if we survive Tuesday let's all agree to not plant these seeds of Doom and Gloom and it'd be nice that's a pretty big if Tiffany Tiffany hello what's up baby doll nothing much time for you I'm doing good I was doing good until I got the excited nervous scared it's a Trilogy yeah that's what I get yeah fantastic everyone has a it's going to change your life don't even think don't even think about going out anymore what were you thinking let me just ask you for the rest of your life are you thinking about going out

7:30 enjoying a meal or Warrior don't even think about it don't even think about it you want to sleep ever again you want to sleep you want to enjoy you want to enjoy your wife sexually ever again it's just not gonna happen this is it's over it says life however you know it what do you know life do you know life you know it over but congratulations thank you it's fantastic where are you guys registered yeah well what is it with people I have none of that for anybody I have a lot of hey Mike hey thumbs up I don't even talk thumb up now you know hey having kids you would just rather all human beings react the way Molly your dog does to you happy to see you let's just keep moving on I don't need any you don't need to explain to me how my life is going to change so dramatically thank you go ahead Tiffany hello how are you you said you're fine I was fine until that yes until that yes well I am born on June

8:22 6th and I've always had problems with the June 666 little thing my whole life is going to be fun yes but you that was six six what what is the year five 65. yeah not close but no no no no cigar well they would always tell me six six six point five does that mean you're just a little bit of a devil yeah they all found things definitely it's definitely something it's you know it's it's it's definitely good it gets you you know gets you like half a horn and part of a pitchfork but 666. that's the way to go one prong Pitchfork isn't English yeah it's really really something for making s'mores if you really think about it it's just a stick all right baby doll baby your life has been blessed oh definitely I have a very good life do you have uh do you have do you have children three okay because your life's never gonna be the same I'm tired of that you know I'm tired of everyone in their proclamations you know

9:24 you you uh you have a kid your life's never going to be the same you lose a kid you'll never your life's never going to be the same you know when people do that there's not a day that'll go by that you'll ever well now with your Goddamn voice echoing in my head yes I hate when people do it you know it and there's not a day that goes and you'll never stop you never stop being a parent I don't care if the kid dies of Sids when it's a 10 seconds old you'll never no you'll always be you'll always be a parent you'll never you don't stop being a parent you don't just because they go off to college you don't stop bro shut up Psychology by the way one of your kids is gay the other one doesn't talk to you what do you know yeah what do you know no fence board up Bill but you know what I'm saying and by the way it's an example by the way tomorrow of course is six six right oh six but before that it's of course it's hunia it's Cinco de

10:22 junio oh yeah yeah that's right the fifth of June we brought our mariachi band in there what's happening and we had that we had these guys in last month it was so so festive in here now every fifth every single last year was five five the mark of the boring story yeah I like your laughter though why don't you give us a little strum for us

11:31 all right so the kids are coming on Wednesday at Cinco de Juno have you said have you settled on names once again yes we have yes we have right well maybe we shouldn't fail them tomorrow yeah thank you oh why not you're gonna unveil them ahead of time though oh well no I should unveil them after yes we've settled on names that's that's what I'm gonna say all right so tomorrow you'll unveil yeah why not and how is your wife feeling over the weekend well she's she's uh she's miserable and um you know my wife's not you know she's not a viking you know she doesn't have a lot of Viking stock in her she's uh more of the complaining tribe and the idea she's not really built for for kids either she's uh you know narrow around the hip she's a small person and she has almost no pain threshold whatsoever so she's zero zero pain threshold I I realized is um when Dr Drew was talking talking about this earlier when Dr Drew was telling me

12:33 about his hernia surgery I had the same hernia surgery that Drew said was going to lay me up because it laid him up for a week I got it on a Friday night and Saturday morning I was working on my house swinging closet doors not because I'm such a man just because I felt fine I woke up the following morning it was like 11 hours after my surgery I got up out of bed at seven and I felt felt great my wife said where are you going I said I'm going to work and I had no but didn't feel anything about it I have a fairly High pain threshold she has a low one I think you just get that it's sort of like a musical ear or something you either I don't know if it's good or bad but that's a hand you get dealt hers is low she's got the twins she's in trouble we were in the pool trying to uh alleviate you know in this sort of buoyant environment of the pool plus it was a hundred with horses yeah 170 degrees outside this weekend

13:26 and uh the thing that's comical and this trying to steer it this way because something I wanted to talk about I have a dog we have a labrador who will not go near the water it's a really like a bad children's book our dog Molly will not go near the water even though she's full-blooded lab and everyone else I know has a lab the dog Dives right in the pool our dog's a puss and won't get in the pool and we're constantly trying to figure out now the dog now it's 108 degrees over the weekend and the dog's just walking around panting you know animals we don't even really you don't need a thermometer you can just get a cat or a dog animals will tell you what's going on if they're curled up and sitting on the car hood it means it's cold outside and trying to get a little warmth from the engine bay and if they're sprawled out just you know they'll just spread themselves out like Jesus on the cross I mean the dog my dog

14:19 when it's hot will just spread out onto onto the tile floor where it's cool if it's hot it'll ball up and get onto the rug or on a sofa or something warm the dog is walking around panting the whole day it's really disturbed by the heat so we try to get it into the swimming pool can't get it in the pool do the thing with the jerky treats dogs not interested eventually wrestle the dog into the pool and then it becomes like you're raping the dog in the pool like you're grabbing and the dog's pawing and clawing and you're crap and you're yelling it's okay hold still shh like one of those creepy 70s movies this is good you're going to enjoy it I love you you know come into the pool and the dog's paddling and panting and then you try to do the thing where you try to push the dog around but the dog starts panicking and going the other direction and then the dog tries to get out of the pool where it can't get out of the pool

15:10 because it can't figure out where the steps are how do you train a dog for that now the dog won't come near the pool did it have a bad experience in the pool I I don't I don't know if it was uh you know raped at a public pool I I have no idea what happened it seems like it had a bad time I wish we had that on video though I'm trying to drag this dog against against their willing yeah the wife barking out directions you know do this do that and and then the dog then once the dogs get into the pool and it's funny if you cradle them so they don't go anywhere they still just sit there like as if you'd pick somebody up and their feet just kept going like they're trying to run and it just never stopped all they want to do is all they want to do is get out but she's a full bred lab aren't they supposed they're bred to retrieve ducks and such most people have them can't keep them out of the pool

16:06 it's trouble the dog jumps in the pool and then you know takes its Muddy Paws all through the house and everything this dog will not go in the pool and won't come near it when we're in it because now the dog clearly doesn't doesn't trust me well after you try to rape it in in the Norman Rockwell you don't see not try dead that's right success yes and he did have that but it just it just didn't sell yeah do you like do you like raping your dog Molly because once the kids come that'll never happen no time no time for raping the dog yeah your life Wilding on dogs in your pool is uh over as you know it hope you enjoyed it whatever you like it's gone all right so uh we will take ourselves a break what do we got Bishop Don Magic Juan is coming in here uh uh let's see we're not going out with music uh Bill we're gonna go out there mariachi band Frank Vincent from The Sopranos I'm guessing everyone within the sound

17:07 of my voice saw last night's episode Ozzy is going to review the breakup and much much more all right play us out Mariachi oh yeah yes he's uh he's running for uh attorney general out here in uh California yes Rocky yes he's calling in thank you for reminding us we had Jerry Brown in last week and uh we're in the uh interest of fair time we're gonna get him a shot all right thank you

17:51 Jerry Brown comedy opinions celebrities News sports and and so much more the ad on the phone Ed you guys got a new girl there huh yes Theresa hello Theresa hi hi I enjoy your reviews very much I like your news you got some good news for me stick around we'll be right back with more of the Adam Carolla show foreign

18:47 Ozzy out in the hallway got into a lovely argument with my wife in the kitchen yesterday which is I announced as Waldo about a week ago I was on a diet therefore as Walter responds by dropping off boxes of pastries every Friday he likes to he shows his love with food for me I give people the thumbs up Ozzy gives them baked goods sweet baked goods and uh he just drops off boxes of pastries now mostly it's for my wife but it's forever wants it he just leaves them on the kitchen counter I just come downstairs to see a box of Danish and I love Danish I love it my wife has no Sweet Tooth at all not interested and now that she's pregnant food is weird to her she eats too much she gets acid reflux and so on and so forth so Ozzy drops off his usual bucket of pastries on Friday and I have to look at them for the entire weekend and put them in and for me that's what it's about like I won't go out and buy a box of Captain

19:46 Crunch or Cocoa Pebbles or something I just don't buy it if I bought it and put it in the cupboard I would demolish it in a day or so I don't bring it into the house that's the way to steer clear of it I'll be fine if I open the fridge and look up look look at a cantaloupe I'll eat the cantaloupe but if I open the fridge and I look at the Danish I'll eat the Danish my wife won't touch the Danish now so anyway it's yesterday it's it's hot we went out for a drive we came home Sunday I opened the fridge I'm now staring at the Danish for the 128th time because it's as many times as I open the fridge over the weekend and there it is beautiful box it's a nice Bakery and I stare and I just look at my wife and I go what are you going to do with this Danish and she says I'm I don't know I didn't even know what was in there open it up and look I thought it was one of those weird meat pastry things honestly drop by you know

20:34 the uh folks South of the Border like to mix their meats with their desserts sometimes to great effect oftentimes it's a disaster my wife not in the mood I said I opened the box there's just filled with beautiful Danish I said there's your Danish it's just sitting in here just fine put it back I said eat it now she's angry like what are you coming to me for I said this Ozzy drops the goddamn stuff off on Friday noon and it just sits there mocking me for the entire weekend and you won't touch it I said look eat this goddamn Danish I'll kill you with it the whole box you needed her to eat I need her to at least get moving on it Ozzy I'm like and then I get mad at Ozzy what the hell and then it's funny because you don't get a lot of sympathy the guy comes into my home he drops off Danish and then I think he is yes this is an attack so I'm yelling at my wife and she's like all right I'll eat the goddamn Danish I hope I choke

21:31 and everyone dies this is some weekend for you there's all your wrestling Molly the dog into the pool forcibly and then you're nine months pregnant wife you're forcing Danish down her throat it's weird it's I I feel like I'm out on Safari and I'm administering medicine to an animal who doesn't want it you know the animals running it's wrestling he said no no this is gonna help this is this antibiotic so as I take it out of the thing oh it's beautiful looking Danish too easy it's got the cheesy Stuff got the fruity stuff I lay it out on a plate of sprinkle just a little water on it I put it in the microwave for like 22 seconds not 20 seconds not 30 20. big big don't have to pick my finger up real time server 22 seconds I presented to her she's eating it she's enjoying it now I'm yelling C I'm now angry at Ozzy so the only thing worse than being on a diet and having sweets and danish dropped off at the house on

22:27 Friday for the weekend is having a wife that will not touch it and I just have to stare at it in that box I will not throw it away there's no way I'm throwing away good food I can't eat it I'm on my diet I have the only pregnant wife in the world that's not interested in Danish you could give it to your neighbor if you if you didn't hate your neighbor well maybe I could give it to give it to the neighbor on the other side Ozzy I told you I'm looking at nauseous laughing and stuff I told you two weeks ago I was on a diet you do nothing but drop food off at my house if it's not if it's not Danish it's something else it's just it's just piles of tortillas delicious pastries and if I um I think you owe Adam an apology yes how dare you drop off delicious Danish yes all right just listen Force Lynette to eat it would you please okay all right or you're are you coming over today yeah I go all right will you eat

23:32 it Lynette ate one get her to eat another one and then and by the way I don't know if I want to have my kids raised by someone that doesn't like Danish I'm now thinking about it it's uh I don't want to call it a deal breaker but it's a deal breaker you realize though that if if you remove her from the equation then you have to raise the children on your own but my life's never going to be the same right well I figure I could find somebody who loves Danish a heavy set woman from uh Eastern Europe I just to me no better way to start that morning than that piece of Danish in a cup of coffee it's it's bad for you so you can't really do it but if I could do it if I was pregnant needed to add calories to my diet I would start with two days I the people that don't have a sweet tooth my wife's one of these people drive me nuts yeah that creeps me out when somebody has a huge Hershey bar in the refrigerator for six months you know

24:25 that I don't know I don't I don't know the people that have the stuff sitting around here they open the thing a girl scout cookies and it's been open since Girl Scout cookie season and it's now September and it's still you still haven't gotten around to it how does it work what do you eat a quarter of a cookie a night and then just go to bed I'm chubby or I'm a lesbian that's the good news though you just give me a an idea for a new list breakfast pastries Danish you got Pop-Tarts yeah Donuts this is gonna be this is gonna be here oh

25:06 forgot to bring but he brings tiramisu he brings he brings a box of pastry and then another box filled with tiramisu she eats one of the tiramisus on on Friday but there's yes there's two so I have to stare at the tiramisu in one part of the fridge in a box of pastry throughout the entire weekend and I can't touch either one of them Ozzy please yeah get her to eat it then here's the deal the next time you bring food over you stand over her and you yell eat and you don't leave and tells you and then you do that thing where that prison thing where she opens her mouth ah and you're looking around all right okay so all right Ozzy don't worry go in the other room and have a piece of Danish we gotta talk to Rocky all right where are we Rocky hey Adam how are you well how are you I'm doing well good we had your arch nemesis Jerry Brown on Friday good I'm uh I'm not I don't mind Jerry Brown but I got to tell

26:09 you he he dodged a few of my uh tougher questions so uh okay looking for a little more Candor no problem you're still out there to be had it is out there yeah good good good me and my sizable audience now the election is tomorrow it is tomorrow June 6. and it is between you and former Governor Jerry Brown yes correct correct here's one of the things I'd like to know about and uh you tell me if it's within your power to change this but uh left turn arrows in the city of ours why do they ever turn red when the light is green at the same intersection when the light is green why does the arrow need to turn red how about it goes from green to nothing so you just turn when it's safe why sit there waiting to be T-boned by a drunk driver when in fact you could turn left well actually what what uh a lot of what they're changing now is they're allowing you to turn left on on the left Arrow actually but they'll have it be a

27:09 flashing yellow one right but why why even why even design them in the first place to do that right the second here's what I'm saying I'm interested in getting the city moving yeah so am I you are yeah and there are other people you work with share that interest I'm not so sure but you know part of the reason why I'm in government is to try to change the bureaucracy that has slowed us down for many many years and I I have found that I went out on a drive to Malibu yesterday and passed those uh electronic freeway signs that just say click it or ticket that's all it said now of course people slow down to read the clicket or ticket but it doesn't serve to move anyone by any faster let me let me just ask you this no signs was former Governor Jerry Brown oh let me let me just let me just say something Rocky I I know this is your time but I I want to I want to tear my eyelashes out every night I used to used to do love line out

28:11 of Culver City and I would get out of I would get out of Loveline at midnight and I would drive home on the freeway so the freeways were wide open I'd take the 10 to the 110 to the 170 or whatever it was and half the time they would be doing repairs and the freeway would be closed and you couldn't get from the the 10 to the 110 and you'd get diverted through uh essentially wherever the crypts and the Bloods hang out right down the middle [ __ ] or blood Street in the middle of the night now meanwhile I would pass three of those electronic billboard signs that said nothing of the freeway being close just tick just click it or ticket but not the goddamn freeway is closed in front of us and those things must cost 10 million dollars a pop yet they serve nobody they have no information and they have not been used and they've been up since the 84 Olympics well again you can thank uh Jerry Brown for those times how come

29:05 that's a good tactic everything is good yes what what about AIDS is that something he brought here I don't think so avian flu how about something how about something that just says on that thing instead of click it or ticket and by the way here's my thing with click it and ticket and all the PSAs in general we have something in our car that audibly sounds when we don't put our seat belts on we also have buzzers and lights that go off when we don't put our seat belts on why do we need to be reminded to do something that our car already reminds us to do many miles ago I will I will ask you this and how about motivational stuff like Focus let's go or play like Champions you know what I mean I'm out for that actually I think we need a little bit more motivation yes get a guy on there who runs like a you know the guys who who run the scoreboards at the major league ballparks yeah you know you know home

30:05 run or let's do the wave or whatever get the guy programming that on those boards I would like I would love one that said focuses yeah let's go or yeah piping organ music oh yeah thank you yeah I I agree with you we need a lot more motivation and certainly uh uh our cars do remind us to put our seat belts on but some people out there need a little bit more reminder than that let me ask you this if the guy is ignoring the buzzer and the light in his car do you think he's just gonna get 10 miles from his house see it written up on the board and go you know what you won me over yeah he's putting his belt on at that time of course at that time maybe the next time he will well let me let me just put it let me ask you this Rocky sure if your pants came equipped with a buzzer that sounded off when you didn't put the zipper up right so you you went to the bathroom you went you did your tinkle and then you never put your

31:04 zipper up you never put it up you said you know what I'm ignoring the sound there's a red light flashy I'm not going to bring my zipper up and then I walk through town with my zipper down but eventually I saw a sign that said put your zipper up you think I'd do it then you might that's my point you guys just waste our money you do nothing and then and then you get to get Donald Trump to do another a PSA on secondhand smoke what is up with this city why is our city so crappy why is it so ugly I don't know I mean there are parts of it that certainly need some help out yeah I agree with you but there's some great people that live in this town there's three of them and they're quickly moving out of town what what's with all the graffiti you understand you understand when you drive down the freeways in Los Angeles you have to look at barbed wire surround the freeway signs you you know did you ever see that movie Escape From

31:56 New York this is what it looks like you know these orwellian things like in 2010 Los Angeles becomes a maximum security the idea that you're driving down the freeway and you're seeing the razor wire the spools of razor wire around the freeway signs yeah it's offensive to me too not a bad sign no it's offensive you think they have that in Seattle no I don't know if they do or not but who's doing all the graffiting then Rocky and how come it never comes up how come it's just click it or ticket well we do I'm not sure the graffiti uh vandals will actually look at those uh freeway signs or actually even get on them but here's what I'm saying in general why is everything seem to be aimed toward the people I don't care about the taxpayer look if you want to smoke go ahead and smoke if you don't want to wear your seatbelt don't wear a seat belt but God damn forbid we bring up anything about the taggers

32:51 smoking sucks I do take on the Tigers here who's taking them on what's going on and it's it's or and does it turn into a racial thing is that the problem it's not a racist thing we're what we're doing well it's not until somebody brings it up and figures out who's doing it then it's a racial thing everyone's scared to bring it up having grown up on the east side I'm not afraid to bring it up because I grew up with it and I didn't like it there and I don't like it now I don't like seeing it on our freeways and I don't like seeing barbed wire around signs so what are we going to do about it and how come we don't do anything about it here's the penalty for tagging evidently Danish Ozzie brings Danish to your house here's what I do I do I do prosecute them when we catch them by the way I don't put them in jail well let me ask this let me ask you this we have a thousand cameras at every intersection right so we can

33:37 catch and prosecute law-abiding people that may run a tenth of a second late through an intersection right we seem pretty good at catching those people oh we got high-tech surveillance how about we apply some of that toward the taggers how about putting a camera on some of these things that get tagged all the time we bust these people how come I never see those cameras I do I do have them I have them in MacArthur Park and Pico Union area of Los Angeles we put them up in in Arthur Park I don't care if someone wants to bake a cake out in the rain I'm talking about a little references in South L.A and put parts where there have been a lot of tagging and we actually used the cameras and they've been very effective okay how about how about a little shoot on side action or how about some rewards I mean if these guys are getting out and tagging freeway signs there must be a hundred cars that pass under these guys

34:26 I'm sure they do it at 3am but they're still cars that pass under and see these guys how about something that says here's a phone line you call you've got your oh it's a good idea good idea yeah fantastic I'm a genius am I smart or is everyone in our city stupid here's all I'm saying you're smart I like you you just got my vote but what I'm saying what I'm saying Rocky is can't we prioritize yes we should what about something that says on that freeway sign look call 1-800 tag or stop or whatever whoever it works out numerically uh probably didn't work out I think yeah we have some of those on on our buses we have some we have a small advertising camera yeah it's nothing nowhere near what second-hand smoke is for all the folks who don't smoke right sure that's huge how about something that says if you're driving down the 101 it's 4 a.m you're driving a truck and you see some guys climbing around on the sign there

35:23 you call this number we'll have a guy in there and boom done that's a good idea good idea yeah genius and then the other thing is is when are we going to start penalizing people that are wrecking the 9-1-1 thing forever all of us who never call it the guys who have multiple phone calls in for nothing yeah you know what I'm talking about well it's it's a worthwhile uh uh how about it yeah why not well I had a I had a house I lived in Sherman Oaks for a while and uh I had it I had old neighbors who like to call the cops for everything I had I had them call the cops once when our phone lines got crossed I had them call the cops once on a New Year's party where the cops showed up at 9 45 I think you were there Dameshek and then showed up again after midnight but the idea that it's a New Year's Eve party and the cops got called you know they take an hour to get to the house they must have got called

36:17 at 8 45 or 8 50 the night of New Year's Eve to come over and bust a party that hadn't even gotten started right now here's the deal they're not being penalized for picking up the phone well since you moved though they don't call anymore well that's a good point but here's here's my point here's what you just lost my phone here's my point I can hear in the hole now if I'm old and naughty or just naughty and naughty and I decide I want to use the cops to F with my neighbor then I can call 9-1-1 and get the cops to show up at my neighbor's house to turn down their stair real because they're hanging around the pool on a Sunday and the stereo's too loud instead of going over knocking on the door and asking them to turn it down or just turning on some music of my own or putting some earplugs or whatever how about the frivolous use of the cops and isn't that why 9-1-1 is busy half the time you call it well

37:09 actually we do pursue those who uh are making frivolous calls and and actually if you uh think that's happening you should let us know how about a fine for those people well there is actually if uh if they call one too many times actually on your alarm there's a fine after a yeah that's your alarm that's not you calling 9-1-1 that's me with the Aussie setting off my alarm and you guys finding me but actually we will pursue those people who are abusing the 911 system I'm just saying a little less with the click it and the ticket and 55. let's just let's get the town moving yeah exactly how about the fact that nobody knows it's legal to turn right on a red in California how about you how about you make that an awareness camp hey what about that don't you think we can get this town moving if People's been helping us do that for years uh you know we we uh uh I think we need to get to town moving I think we need to

38:01 provide inspiration you're providing a lot of it and I thank you for that all right well now you have my vote again all right Rocky I'm gonna vote for you tomorrow all right thank you Adam all right thank you yeah if I can have my assistant vote for me she can vote for me right right I think that's how it works it's a celebrity so I think you're allowed yeah yeah whatever old man's garage down the street with the flag hanging out in front of it so sad yeah your schedule's full before the day before your children are born you have to go see the omen yeah that's right all right I'm gonna have uh let's see if I can get my assistant to vote for me and uh take uh jury duty for me and uh also raise my children we'll take ourselves a little break coming up Bishop Don Magic one you know Green is for the money gold is for the honey he likes to say Frank Vincent Phil leotardo The Sopranos Big Show for

38:53 him last night he was all over it hanging on to life last we saw him yeah Ozzy's going to uh review The Breakup which I saw as well also uh Bill Rancic from The Apprentice the first one the good-looking guy Teresa smitten yeah beautiful teeth heart bubbles coming out of her head we'll be right back after this

39:26 there's more coming up hell yeah the Adam Carolla shows Gary he's uh you know every guy who heads a mariachi band is named Gary at least she dreams to be named Gary he's uh from Party Time Entertainment there are mariachi band yeah we liked having them in during Cinco de Mayo someone at the Cinco de giono or Juno or whoever you want to pronounce it all right where is we Bishop Don Magic Juan one of my favorites hung out with him doing the man show went and uh swear went into his apartment on the west side one day about three years ago me and Kimmel it was a funny thing where there was Bishop Don Magic one there was Snoop Dogg there were about eight Soul Brothers playing playing Grand Theft Auto and enough reefer to get the continent Stone and Jimmy and I walking into the apartment and having everyone do that thing where it's like the record and everyone just looked at us and Jimmy and I standing there wearing checkered

40:46 shorts uh sort of uh sort of like when they went and saw Otis Day in the night over an Animal House hey uh my main man uh how's it shaking low there's no context or anything the camera hadn't showed up yet we'd showed up there early and just walked in the apartment everyone was it was and they were getting baked they were eating uh like Popeyes Chicken I mean it was literally I like like smoking weed and having a catfish fry in Don magic wands living room place just reeked of grape soda and catfish and weed and they're all just sitting there in the middle middle of the day middle of the week just getting baked and playing Grand Theft Auto and Jimmy and I were just staying there clearly not man show fans although some of them recognized Jimmy from when Ben Stein's mind of course so uh we've hung out we've made the rounds with Don Magic Wand got into His Cadillac and into his uh Snoop DeVille I

41:44 remember Snoop that day was particularly angry and said that Cadillac had done away with a snoop DeVille he'd done away with a snoop to fill thing and uh that he was PO'd at caddy putting the kibosh on his Snoop DeVille idea and then told me you know what screw Cadillac I'll go to another car company like GM and I didn't have the heart to explain to him that uh Cadillac was owned by GM or vice versa yeah he should have said vulva and then Jimmy got very baked this is right before uh right when the deal was going down for ABC Jimmy got very baked and explained that he wanted a Cadillac thrown in on his ABC deal that that would be a sweet power move you know not only when I signed that contract whatever I get a year whatever that whatever the terms of the deal are I want a Cadillac tossed in on top of it old school style and uh then called our agent stoned and said look I am not kidding I want this it's

42:43 Snoop was laughing and I was egging him on I don't think he ever did get that Cadillac but it seemed like a great idea at the time can I say this which is good news uh you know it'll be sad when Ace goes off to spend time with his his newborns but Jimmy Kimmel himself the aforementioned Kimmel will be filling in for you during a day or two next day this coming week yes I have mixed feelings about him you know I just don't I don't want America to fall in love with that right well like you said to me Sprout One Wing that's right fly but fly in a circle Sprout one yeah this is how we feel about Teresa and her uh upcoming six six episode summer yeah summer special 10 o'clock 10 o'clock June 12. ABC yes we'll be looking at that again some success well I wish some success I wish you moderate success on it I don't want to see you humiliated the woman the same woman that came up to you this morning

43:36 in in our communal kitchen area to give you the scare about the kids are coming that same self-same woman came up to me and said I saw the promos for your show is it gonna be good and I I was like I I don't know I I hope so you know I mean it better be yeah the night the night that show's on a lot of tough conversations four seconds my spirit was crushed your life will never be the same scary scary Adam you don't need to worry about me doing any network Prime Time Shows I know Dave knocks yourself out anyway One Wing baby you want One Wing only so Kimmel is coming in here and the good thing about Kimmel is it's not like you're taking Jim Belushi or some guy who does sitcoms and then or a nightclub act or something and tell him to do four hours of morning radio Jimmy was forged in the fires of morning radio that's where he was that's where he got to start probably 19 years old Somewhere in

44:34 Arizona and that's where I met him so he knows morning radio let's hope not too good but he'll be in here putting his uh spin on things starting Wednesday when I'm off at the hospital I found out yesterday by the way I thought to myself you know all I all I all I dream about is sleep and death those are my two things that I really think I focus most on like wow the ultimate nap death this is going to be great a dirt nap a dirt nap a a never-ending dirt nap no birds chirping no garbage trucks nothing backing up no clicking or ticket just just a forever nap and I look forward to it but I also look forward to the actual sleep that then it I look at his training for death I look at sleep right it's a mini death this this this time we this yeah it's a mini death it's it's a it's a it's between a six and eight hour death to me this is just training for the real experience of death that's all this is I try to nap when I can and I

45:31 thought to myself ooh kids giving birth and wife's giving birth on a Wednesday no kids coming on no work on Wednesday I'll be able to sleep in keep my death training going wife announced I said I said to my wife yeah what time do we need to be at the hospital Wednesday 5 30 a.m in the evening yeah follow No 5 30 in the morning that's before you get to work actually that is before so there I go the great the best laid plans where were we we were going to play a little something perhaps uh Jimmy will play it when he's in here as well this is called uh tell me something I don't know there's things in life you hear about you never really explore them there's boring ones but to me even the boring ones the ones that aren't funny are sort of interesting the little tidbits the things about Mark truck Mark Twain well you know Mark Twain's name is Samuel Clemons but did you know his name was named from marking the twine and that's

46:29 the twine that would hang off the Riverboat to see if they didn't hit a sand Bank to see what the depth of the water is so they'd yell like Mark the twine and I guess he got Mark Twain out of that we all have them the good news is is everyone seems to know their own and they don't seem to co-mingle I like you know once a while you hear about a band name and that's interesting if you know how did that band get its name like three dog night Three Dog Night got named uh a Three Dog Nights a very cold night in the Arctic you bring all your three dogs into your little Igloo your shelter with you and get the warrants from them that's a three dog night you have uh any tea do you have any Dave yes have one um I did not know this and forever I've been seeing you know when you watch CNN or MSNBC or any news show you often hear people use the word snafu there was a snafu in the plans and Snappers until recent until recently I

47:22 was working on a news show and the producer told me you may never ever use that word and I was like why and he said look it up so I looked it up and found that it was an acronym used by soldiers during World War II and actually the f is a bad word because it means which I won't say it but it means situation normal all effed up right so if you actually say snafu you're implying a bad word yeah wow right Fubar a precursor yes of course to the great uh Stallone picture with uh Kurt Russell uh Tango and cash flubar where they introduce them so they introduced Fubar because leave sucks I saw it introduced in uh Saving Private Ryan the race after the fact is effed up beyond all recognition and then but there's a lot of stuff is is that's why you got to play the game like I think Jerry rigged which should be a racial slur that Jerry's where the Germans and Jerry rigged which now means sort of sloppily putting something if your

48:22 antenna breaks off on your car and you replace it with a coat hanger and some duct tape that's Jerry rigging something they also have a rig that starts with an n i I thought oh oh yeah you gotta work you gotta work construction baby they just put the n-word in front of everything meaning it's sloppily done yeah yeah there's there's and rigging this eve everything it's time to break for it's time for end break lunch you know what I mean oh yeah Jerry rigging is is sort of uh a German it's a German thing yeah I guess I guess it would mean if something was Jerry rigged that might mean booby trapped okay in World War Two you don't enter the building the door could be Jerry rigged by the fleeing Germans but we got three dog night what else do you got my Mark Twain first of all if any callers have any listeners have any they should call in that's my point eight six six something we don't know another one is

49:15 uh that's always uh real question is Hoosier you know I went to Indiana University oh what's a hoosier supposedly the story is there was a businessman in Kentucky just across the Indiana border and he would bring in workers from Indiana they would cross the border the guy's name was I think John Hoosier his last name was Hoosier either way and so the people who crossed the border to do work for this Kentucky businessman came to be known as Hoosiers and that's uh why the uh not interesting or funny just yeah no no kidding you have one brusket yeah you know um I always thought this until I looked it up but the uh the word hooker came from the union general Joseph Hooker who I guess was a liberal uh type of general and let prostitutes hang out with the Army and uh yeah there's hookers girls and whatever that's where hooker came from and I've been telling people that for years and I just looked it up and apparently uh

50:16 that's not the case because in 1845 which of course was before the Civil War uh hooker really just meant the person who hooks or snares clients it sounded like that to me but then it's also a name it's a good last name by the way hooker John Lee yeah anything Works in front of hooker just provided us with one that was not true did you know this falsehood yes wow do you have any other myths you'd like to share with us all right let's see we have uh kicked the bucket on here RJ RJ oops I just locked off our chain let's try it again RJ yeah how's it going good you want to tell us about kick the bucket yeah uh kick the bucket is uh uh well it of course replies when you when you die but uh it came from the slaughterhouses what they would do is they would take a hook and string the uh the cows up by the feet their back legs and their neck is their head is hanging on this you know downward and they're hanging from this

51:18 tripod they stick a bucket under the cow's head slit their throat and uh to and they catch all the blood into the bucket and uh cows sensing their impending doom would often times thrash around on this thing and kick the bucket right before they died so that's where kick the bucket comes from that's right all right bad connection but uh okay I also uh and then there's ones that are well possibly even more boring than the Hoosier one but there's a little tid they don't have to be like uh idioms or sayings or anything there's just little things that are interesting like like the diesel locomotives for instance they used to have the steam powered locomotives now they're all diesel locomotives but they're really Electric locomotives the diesel only is a generator to power big Electric engines maybe a little technical but it's all all the all the trains you see going up and down are electric trains the diesel

52:18 part just the generator for the electricity thank you oh here's uh someone with one I do know Dave hello you got one yes yes go ahead rule of thumb rule of thumb comes back in the early 1900s and before our husbands were allowed to beat their wives with a stick but the stick was not allowed to be any larger than the circumference of their thumb wow wish I had a time machine yeah it went from rule of thumb to pee whipped in just about 100 years so sad so pathetic all right thank you for that well try one more here Dave yeah how's it going tell me something I didn't know well I know if you know this but I had heard that the name Steely Dan came from the name of a sex toy yes I did know that who else knew that everybody you didn't know that yeah yeah you could probably do a whole one just on just on band names because it's always interesting how how they got I my my favorite is like Better Than Ezra just

53:26 because there was a band called Ezra out there and they wanted we're gonna Sue Better Than Ezra who was just called Ezra too so they just named themselves Better Than Ezra I love those kinds of stories also people happen to think that uh Maverick the death rat guy and his frat name came from you know Top Gun that you know Tom Cruise is that his name yeah yeah they assumed that that is incorrect it's in fact that he wears his hair some sad you know in the frat house they wears his hair like Dallas Mavericks guard Brad Davis from the 80s I thought everyone just assumed that Dennis yeah what do you have for us Anki honky yeah all right you know no I don't know at home but I've heard for years that white guys first started going down the black neighborhoods obviously in automobiles honking a hornet the black prostitutes yeah how about a gift horse in the mouth yeah I do know that one why check it for

54:23 gum disease no that's they chewed them to tell their age I also heard you were checking for a hoof and mouth disease I don't know about that but thanks do you have kids how much do they hate you yep I can tell when when there's a hateful parent I'm trying not to end up like Dennis well let's now have a little controversy now checking the age of the Horse by looking at its tooth versus both actually over mouth disease the point is is you got a free horse don't complain right you know what I mean it's like someone giving you I guess it'd be like if someone gave you a free car and you said well I'm gonna go check the odometer why it's a free car who cares says 100 000 miles on it all right that is how you play tell me something I don't know T what's coming up in the news well we got Sopranos we got Oprah's vagina and we have Jennifer Aniston Perfect all that and sports coming up after this

55:39 check out Adam on the web at adamcarolla.com I never got past high school math so I'm not sure what pi is exactly but any any equation that involves dessert volume four Adam will never run out of opinions the Adam Carolla Showtime coming up right now Frank Frank Vincent Felipe Phil from The Sopranos the Aussie reviews the breakups the breakup coming up sweet Julio Cinco de June for you Gringos out there we brought our mariachi band in studio yes all that is coming up but first it's time for Teresa Strasser and the news a Canadian police spoiled a terrorist plot reportedly inspired by Al-Qaeda 17 suspects were arrested this weekend according to Canadian officials the group reportedly acquired three tons of ammonium nitrate which is about three times the amount of the fertilizer fertilizer used to blow up the Federal Building in Oklahoma that's a lot of explosives I don't want to freak anybody out but I

57:02 don't understand why this hasn't happened a hundred times already why with you can rent a panel truck On Any Corner the explosives are made by just fertilizers you know basic materials you buy the fertilizer you put it in the thing you drive it down to the middle of Hollywood and Vine and you set the thing off and if you saw what was done to the Oklahoma Federal Building one could only imagine what it would three times that right well God bless him permission to freak out it seemed like if someone was if someone was buying a lot of ammonium nitrate and they didn't appear be any kind of farmer that might be a red flag well it's true like you can't go in and buy three robotussens right from from the same Supermarket without being arrested oh yeah see that big brother I say big brother get out of our life let people buy as much but hey what if I have a farm huh or maybe I just like manure that should be my business keep

58:00 big brother out of my manure ammonium nitrate buying keep them out that's what I say get big brother I don't want him listening to my cell phone conversations I don't want to listen to my computer and if I want to buy fertilizer I should buy buy as much fertilizer as I want get them out big brother I agree with the left get them out board up Bill made the point to me this morning that Canada busted these 17 Guys Without ever listening to their phone calls that we know of right but I'm sure they treaded on a few of the civil liberties that we hold so sacred in this country I'm sure they didn't have a search warrant when they kicked in the guy's apartment door yes yes thank you in entertainment news last night was a Sopranos season finale the show will not be back until January with its eight final episodes here Christopher comes clean about his affair with the real estate agent who Tony almost hooked up with earlier in the

58:49 season t real estate agent yeah see I knew something was going on why the [ __ ] did you lie to me I wasn't sure how it ended with YouTube until you sent me straight the point is I want everything above boards as always between you and me I don't know if I know if anyone um what's the ruling on that can you get with somebody who your friend was with no not yes yes you can do it you know what uh Jack's not ready to go down in the field but Sheck says no here here's the thing if your friend slept with her there's a weird there's a weird thing which is when you start sleeping with somebody that your friend used to sleep with at first you stole his woman right but eventually if you guys stay together then your friend banged your girlfriend right so it's an interesting twist right a fur at first that guy's PO'd and the joke's on him but if you guys stay together for longer in like four and a

59:57 half months then the joke's on you at first you're sorry like hey buddy I'm sorry but on the [ __ ] of the Walk and I got your woman now and I'm making sweet sweet loved her eventually a year goes by and you guys show up at the Christmas part and that's Kurt the guy banged yeah he's the guy bang your lady you're not the guy who banged his I don't know when they're over under us it's about four and a half well you know what it changes from town to town here in L.A two weeks two weeks till that guys you go to Iowa it's like three years but the point is is eventually the guy you screwed over because you had sex with this girl he's the guy who banged your legs high for the record and I've talked that I've debated this subject with it with a number of fellas my personal opinion is I would never ever not not out of respect for my friend would never been where one of my friends has been it just added disgust right it

1:00:46 would be too too gross well what would it depend on the guy no but okay I mean it is is it worse yes if Brusco was there before me then then actual vomiting would take place during the the lovemaking station you would use her vagina like an air sick bag oh wow that's gonna be a tough one for me to shake all right it was Casual Friday last week on Oprah when during an off the cuff chat with the audience she pulled them about what they call their private parts

1:01:20 expect to share that with 30 million people hmm your Nunu has a name I wonder where she got that fit it's been great to have yes must be great to have that captive or that audience of just Stooges out there hoping they're gonna win themselves a Pontiac and laughing every time you inhale Oprah to name hers to piggy bank right a lot of money well there you go well she actually said Thank the audience thank you David and offensive yes thank you she calls hers um the JJ I think that's from Gray's Anatomy no the more you know uh Jennifer Aniston finally ended her slump at the box office this weekend when her romantic comedy the breakup shocked industry experts by pulling in 38 million dollars that's about 10 million more than anyone expected it to do it knocked X-Men out of the top spot and audiences for the breakup which was co-written and co-starring Anniston's real life man Vince Vaughn audiences

1:02:24 were 67 female so the women really came out for that I went and saw it this weekend and I thought I saw Rob Zombie I'm almost sure I saw Rob Zombie going into the theater in front of me and I thought to myself I'm sure Rob Zombie doesn't want to see me asking him what he's doing in this theater and then I thought oh I sure don't want Rob Zombie asking me what I'm doing in the theater and we both we both quietly went our separate ways we know each other I've talked to him many times in agreements we both just looked down in our fuses it's like running into your gym coach at the porn store hey Mr Hurley no no he's not gonna say anything either it's both understood what you're doing there it's time just to move along well Al Gore's documentary about uh the uh the environment the Inconvenient Truth finally broke into the top ten and actually per theater his movie's doing very very well it's only

1:03:22 in a handful of theaters here he is discussing his film I see it as an action movie because it's designed to to uh to to get the audience to take action we really do have to to to cross a Tipping Point Beyond which the politicians in both parties will take this so and and go with it it's an action movie sure nothing happens but it's an action movie I hear it's very disturbing I'm I'm uh I'm wondering if I want to see it I hear I hear it's good and enlightening and all that stuff but I I could see it be very depressing oh how I pray he becomes president well he just announced that he is not going to run in 2008. I don't understand why wooden who's he has no competition does he yeah there's John Kerry they think he's going to run again there's John Edwards I think he's going to run big one is Hillary yeah Hillary so those are the three and she wouldn't win and everything and the Democrats know it

1:04:13 that's why they need Al Gore he's the greatest my point is they're all extremely beatable right yeah yeah I mean it is it's a sort of Perpetual under 500 teams you have to play in the playoffs you're going to beat those teams why not throw your hand in the race I say he does run and I say he grows the beard back and runs and runs well yes look that's what I'm doing well he cares about the environment he's he's not he's still not as dynamic as you'd want just from that clip but if he packed on another 30 pounds and grew a huge Civil War sized beard and you know used to pocket watch and said things like good day and sir my handshake is my bond that would make him an effective president well listen to me now hold on a second these other countries they really they're first off you're not dealing with smart people a lot of these countries were doing battle with you're dealing with just insane dictators you

1:05:07 really are and if they see a guy this is the problem with certain parts of the Middle East and uh of Asia as well when they see guys that they perceive to be as weak just physically weak they all will kick their ass I mean Saddam just thought that we were wussies this is in the first this is in the Gulf Wars they don't have the spine they can't back it up we get a big imposing bearded guy in their heavy set Jolly guy who when he squeezes when he meets you know nip saying Kook from wherever he's from and squeezes his hand and almost crushes a good day sir he's wearing black boots he wears cowboy boots making about three inches taller he's already six two so he's like six five and all these other guys are shrimps they're 411. he squeezes the hand and turns it a little the side you know that Parma good day sir now they're freaked out just personally yeah yeah yes maybe in that case maybe we should elect as our next

1:06:03 president Otis sistrunk yes scare the bejesus out everyone if he could spell his name I'd say it says in be of interest to you you may have heard that women in the final stages of pregnancy should avoid sex because it causes early labor labor well according to a study at Ohio State University Medical Center that is an old wives tale in a study of 93 couples sex in late pregnancy had no effect on when women went into labor hmm yeah Drew always said it was uh fine and as a matter of fact my wife is going C-section so I may be getting some while the kids are being delivered you know what I mean it is a possibility yeah yeah why not we're in a sterile environment Lana paid a lot of money for this room my use out of it it might even be relaxing sure that's right I'm Theresa Strasser that's the news it's time for Dave damishek's number one sports number one sports do it Dave I wish to begin with an

1:07:14 apology to everyone in the studio today I woke up to find out that the hot water didn't work and and in my home this morning so I was unable to wash myself as I usually do yeah to be fresh and clean yeah you have a layer of sebum on you well here's the good news here's the good news yesterday it was hot out yeah so me and the lady we headed to the Sea we went to the Pacific this is damn exciting amazing terrific we lazy I wish this would go on we lazed we lazed in the Sun and I worked up a lather and then when the time was right I staggered to the Shoreline and I collapsed into the sea and I bathed in it I didn't just want you know you understand the Pacific doesn't just wash off the day's soils and crime but all of society's poisons yeah and so now I'm clean I'm baptism I may not I may not wash myself for the rest of now let's talk National Pastime Halos with the tribe Athletics dumped to

1:08:13 twinks Mariners loss to the lowly Royals over on the senior circuit Padres beat the battle and Bucks of Pittsburgh PA gigantics over the Mets Dodgers lost to the Phils and Chavez Ravine Arizona snakes stayed red hot they swept a four-game series against the Braves in Atlanta over the weekend hopefully that went a small way to Healing the broken hearts of Phoenix sports fans of course on Saturday night their dreams of a trip to the NBA finals dashed by the Dallas Mavericks look for a while like the Suns we're going to take it to a game seven but as it has been true the whole series too much novitsky was the result yeah well he'll insult Mark Cuban jumping around on Phoenix's home floor Rich Young and obnoxious novitsky shoots like 95 percent from the free throw line he's like seven feet and whenever someone whenever I say why can't Shaq learn to shoot a free throw they always go he's seven foot he sucks seven one what do

1:09:07 you want give him a break well there's a guy who's three quarters of an inch shorter than he is and shoots about 93 percent so say you could get it up higher than 35 percent yeah so interesting point but Shaq has huge mitts yeah they say it's his thumb that throws off his shot it's too long interesting from supposable as well I think that's really the problem uh now the NBA Finals now are set for Thursday Miami Heat versus Dallas Mavericks but let me tell you something you've heard me rail against teams whose nicknames and in something other than S you know that makes me crazy you know like Orlando Magic right they're exceptions like the Red Sox and White Sox those are cool names and in college you got UMass Minutemen team names nickname nicknames right the nicknames of the teams right now the team the ones I hate are like the horrific names like the Minnesota Wild that's awful now but listen to this

1:10:05 1903 to 1918 seven titles won by teams named Socks no s at the end of their name seven titles nothing from non-s ending name teams you see in any of the four major sports for 88 years really 88 years every team that won a championship S at the end of their name until 96 Colorado Avalanche breakthrough with the Stanley Cup right by Avalanche but now dig this 21st century we're only six years in yeah you've got two Stanley Cup champions the Avalanche again and the Tampa Bay Lightning baseball the last two Champions White Sox and Red Sox what I'm saying is BET The Ranch on the Miami Heat yeah it's a very strong point another and we got the 666. we're coming tomorrow now this very eerie Harbinger yes uh coming up with the non-pluralized socks thing it's all over everybody's team the Caps are melting yes we Have No s's at the end of these of these words these team names that should be pluralized and now and this

1:11:14 and and now 666 it's all done put these teams I put these terrible names down like heat but teams keep doing it and sometimes I wonder if they're not even listening enough make peace with your maker get your fairs in order we'll head down and we'll all watch the sunrise over the Pacific and that'll be it you can't beat them join them and for that reason I shall heretofore refer to the Pittsburgh Pirates as the name the nickname they went by during their 1979 World Series team the family the Pittsburgh family which coincidentally was when they won the World Series wow strong number one sports no straw Boris you should think about a media class at the Learning Annex you're talking about taking one yes on radio right right not not actually presiding over one okay no now I agree with you I was confused all right we need to take ourselves a break Bishop Don Magic one is he here brusket oh he's

1:12:18 going to teach us all how to turn out a [ __ ] or two he'll come in he's uh America's uh favorite pimp in studio after this well Dave better take a shower please take a shower for you mucho stinkle if you're listening to the Adam Carolla show where everyone is entitled to Adam's opinion Kathy Griffin can we do a little free association yes we still have it Charlie Sheen wouldn't you be afraid to even be in the same room with him without wearing a Hazmat like he's got to be carrying viruses Exotics I feel like a 30 pound crab could leap from his groin and wrestle you to the ground stick around we'll be right back with more of the Adam Carolla show before it's hot out there foreign

1:13:34 got a mariachi band in Bishop Don Magic won it's been too long my friend oh man it's a blessing to be right here top of the morning to everybody around here Church good to see you Church Bishop bishop and I have met there many times we were filming a little something for the man show where uh he took Jimmy and I out got us dressed up took us tour to his favorite clothes the air took us to his favorite Jeweler got us behind the wheel and we turned out a couple of hoes oh man it was a great show they said one of the best show that y'all did man it was great if you remember you was telling me you think we're gonna get pulled over with an open chalice yeah well Don Magic won a smarty drinks from a chalice and uh I'm sure he drinks pretty much I think his drink of champale I don't know champagne yeah champagne but what but not Crystal right oh no we like that DP that Don and sometime that Moet white star mm-hmm

1:14:31 that's right smart it's smart because I'm driving down the strength driving down the street and I'm drinking a beer and the cops pull next and they just see you holding the Budweiser bottle and they pull you over but they see the Chalice and they figure it's the blood of Christ or the Sea of Galilee or something's in there they don't know what the hell's in there oh that's Terraria yeah smart you ever get pulled over oh no never you know one thing about it is they always ask let me see that challenge as a matter of fact Adam you know when we did that last show together you know I had the Chalice I'm blessing you with your own oh challenge so thank you let me know if they happen to pull you over it's custom-made it's got my name on it yeah well and it's lies what's your name Adam you know Green is for the money and gold is for the honey oh you own so I want to present this right here on your radio

1:15:20 show I don't like I don't like to brag but yeah sit around maybe Bishop Don Magic one did tell me in in confidence that my pimp hand was much stronger than Jimmy Kimmel was Adam a good pimp um no question about it I mean he he when we was doing uh the show and everything I was giving them the instruction I mean Adam was telling Jim hey man you got to do it like this I mean we walked downtown and we went to the strobe and boy they they took off man I mean they were definitely pimpsing training they got it to get caught a couple of girls and even ran into the law and I had to take off uh Bishop Don Magic one is here because he has himself a compilation CD these are the best old school love songs nothing better to get down to or with it is out as we speak we have one let's hear let's hear cut four if we could that's what the Archbishop Don Magic Wand dude oh who's this Bishop Don Magic Wand uh this

1:16:27 is like I said this is an old school compilation it is just a gentleman from back in the day some of the music I used to listen to and you know I want to give it to the people so at this time of day they can calm down and I'll talk between each track to give them some good gang and understanding about love and joy and this is William Devon singing now in the the uh proceeds go to Children of the Night yeah I have donated 10 of uh to proceeds from this to go to Children tonight that's uh to keep warm inside of prostitution and off the street you see I brought a beautiful young lady in here with me this morning I'm really trying to be not part of the problem but part of the solution line that's why I'm giving 10 from this CD well a lovely woman that you've got with you is is not uh one of your employees though oh no oh this young lady is a sprained actress and model and um I have definitely took

1:17:19 interest in it because right now I have two TV shows that I'm working on I have ho golden Court which was green lighted by new line cinnamon also I'm doing the Don Juan show and uh we're looking ahead this young lady as an actress in uh one of the TV shows what's your name sweetness Miss Miko Miss Miko a solid d-cup there uh very solid are those natural those real yeah they are really wow I'll tell you gotta see if they're just like Shaman really squeezably soft huh yes yes be my guest wow now I don't want to be in delicate but if the two of you've been together oh no question about it we came in together you know it's early in the morning I read it you had to turn a hose on them to get them apart yeah yeah you know I got 13 years I was the number one pimp in the country for 13 years before God saved me he does those rankings yeah I think that's uh is that right yeah we had a big players ball every year you

1:18:24 know they come from all over the country and we just voted out right I see in up I do number one always some controversy between the votes that the coach is doing and the sports world since the BCS got involved with it yeah it's been garbage yet well you know we didn't want Oscar's not sort of hard out here on the pimp so you know the game been asking yeah now what up what about that the the Renaissance of the pimp I mean back you started in the 70s that's right in the 70s and were you in Detroit where were you where did you get Chicago Chicago west side and how old were you I was 17 when I started and the Gang and see what I always expressed to people see I didn't live next door to no doctor lawyer you know otherwise I'd have been watching him come out every day with his briefcase and I'd have been inspired like that but I lived next door to pimps and dope dealers every day I see a pimpa

1:19:12 dope dealer come outside with Jerome three four girls have a shop car I said wow that's my role model that's how I want to be and that's what you know made it take place you know I could have been a car thief a dope dealer some of that but I wanted to be a ladies man right so you get started at 17. soon you're at the top of the Heap you're the number one pimp in Chicago right oh it went International you know I'm International I'm known that you know three four four in countries right well it's like if you're the number one pimp in Chicago You're the number one pimp in the world that's basically how this is not a lot of pimp competition coming out of the Netherlands that's where Chicago is the home base you know you got the Iceberg Slim you know it was originated there so that's home base New York got a left flave in it but Chicago is definitely the motherland for the pimp game and you so so you're number one when do you come

1:20:00 out to LA I came out to L.A in 1974 and you bring the pimp hand with you I came all the way with it was at the time they had the gas strike going on when I pull up to the Gas Pump and I had the girls to get out and pump my gas I gotta live right up in the scoop they had a little paper called the scoop back in 74 sure better hose in Chicago or L.A um you got better holes in Chicago the way La here they just always had a handout they don't believe as much as giving they like receiving here you know you have to teach these women in LA to give how do you teach them well you show them that it's the right thing to do as fast change ain't no robber you know if I can take you to the show at least you can take me and how much how does it break down uh in terms of sharing the money yeah profit sharing oh ain't no sharing you know what a pimp do he take care of the woman everything he make you know he retchy finessy dressy by the

1:20:55 clothes sending to the hospital feed all the things you know all she has to do is get the money and you just give her whatever she needs for walking around whatever she needs you take care of all of her Basics need whatever it might be as long as she's supplying the money how many did you have how many in your Stables seven at a one time that's considered a stable seven you know we can just stay in one big house yeah I used to sleep in the bed with six seven women really oh man what an amazing thing to happen you know what I mean but it was all about the money not the honey did you ever fall in love with any of your hoes yes I did and with each one of them you got to fall in love with somebody getting your money every day Taking Chances on their life out there I used to have them girls standing 17 18 hours a day and 50 below zero weather knee deeper soul with panties and a mini skirt on with a split between it I was

1:21:45 serious about that money man it's gonna be nice when they have kids you know my dad gave me the story we used to have to walk through eight miles of snow just to get to school but he wanted to learn they can do the things you know when I was hooking I would be wearing a thong back and some stiletto heels standing on the corner wind whipping off the lake coming in 50 below I still work that's right and I'm talking about it was possible you know I was Rolls-Royce driving you know what I mean so it was definitely profitable and when did you decide to get out when did you uh decide to get out from you know it's like I guess like a player retiring and move up into the broadcaster Booth well you know it was always that thought about retiring you know wanted to do something else wanted to get the girls and let them work in a brochure or something like that you know but then God showed me experience in 1985 that made me uh

1:22:35 reveal that he really do exist he showed me what happened it got light and dark in the apartment God uh told me that if I didn't get up to girls I wouldn't have lived another two weeks I mean it was just amazing things I left California because it happened out here what did what did God do and were you high I definitely were high right no no no no no no let me explain it to you I was getting high then God told me to get rid of everything you know only a marijuana smoker she had a smoked to live PCP I never did any cocaine hair and anything like that you know what I mean right never been to any kind of penitentiary well you look like a Straight Arrow I wouldn't even guess that you smoke but I always tell people I'm a medical smoker I'm a league I got my card right here you got you got glaucoma from wearing sunglasses

1:23:28 came back to Chicago spent eight years in the Bible Institution you know learning the word of God so this is 85 to 93. 85 to 93 I passed to the church you know uh I grew all over the country I speak in college I speak in jail the academy uh speak the difference what did what happened when God came to you how do you know well what happened is like it was just an experience that I never experienced before you know when I didn't believe I told people I didn't believe because I was seriously about that right but God just like I said came into the apartment got lighted got dark and another thing it was a television showing where it was a minister on and he said I see somebody had just got saved it was like somebody confirming he was looking into the camera saying I see out there like Hobo Kelly I never experienced anything like it before and I definitely wouldn't have gave up the game because I still was

1:24:18 three deep and I'm right I was like you know down like four flat eyes you know what's going on I will say this about Bishop Don Magic Wand I've been to his apartment over here on the West Side he's the only guy I know who has a custom Cadillac Eldorado a custom Bentley and rents you don't see most you don't see a Bentley you don't you don't see the green and gold Bentley or Rolls-Royce parked out in front of the apartment building that often it's just not it not I mean most guys I would I would venture to say that 99 of the guys who drive a Rolls-Royce drive it to a home not to a apartment but I like that you show you show range although we got to get you into a condo Bishop Don Magic Wand well that'll be a beautiful thing you know I need more room I'm looking for space not not because I need more space to sleep I need room for my clothes yeah man I've been putting stuff in the cleaners just so they can hold it

1:25:13 for storage right I need room I've seen his closet it's got a lot it's got a lot of nice I have a seizure just looking at all the colors yes my clothes are just like the crayon box I mean all the colors the 48 pack man yeah it's all in there and the baddie's got he's got a wonderful bed set beautiful black lacquer leather everywhere so it was quite an experience Kimmel and I you know nothing nothing sexual but we did we did lie down on the bed when we were in there and watch a little TV I remember that put on some custom-made shoes you remember the rainbow shoes sure we could forget you still hanging out with Snoop uh no question about it we just finished doing the movie well it's out now called bossing up uh player movie you know it's the pimp Musical and uh you know show the game snoopers you know playing the lead Road in it I'm doing some things in it also you know I got this new sneaker there I just sent

1:26:07 them to get it I just signed a deal with America I designed my own sneaker sneaker yeah the gym shoe Oh I thought you know about the candy bar yeah no no yeah America designed it for America I'll be heading to Paris I'll be heading to Paris uh Wednesday they're going to unveil myself or something what they got a good name for it yes green and gold got gate on it they on their way up here with the shoe now I definitely got the show okay we'll get that we need to take ourselves a quick break Bishop Don Magic One in studio green is for the money gold is for the honey volume one it's a compilation best old school love songs and 10 of the proceeds going to Children of the night so it's a worthy cause we're gonna bring Jaron we have a black intern to run although you couldn't tell by the way dresses by the way Talks by anything we're looking to make his pimp hand a little stronger so when he comes in

1:27:06 after we come back from the break maybe we can give him some tips go help him step his game up Bishop Don Magic Juan will be right back with him after this if you're gonna wake up with a strange hairy man it might as well be him if you told me when I was 15 hey you can just talk to people all day long and the computer ask them anything you want I probably would have done it only problem is is you cannot text a handy hold on let us laugh stick around headed your way more on the Adam Carolla show yeah this is about Bishop Don Magic Wand chairman of the board of famous players everywhere it's going down in this new macaronium yeah Avatar record take a chance on a player you did you always said you wanted to get inside my head Bishop done magic one in the studio don't believe he's the greatest pimp ever how about 13 consecutive pimp of the Year honors you don't go 13 in a row unless you're something special that's not a fluke

1:28:30 unprecedented yeah and that's the truth man I mean it was an easy thing to do I know a lot of players want to do it I made it look easy but it was a John Wooden of pimps yeah same man I'll tell you my dad has 14 pimp of the Year Awards but he skipped he he weren't consecutive he did six and then in 79 he lost out and then he came back again he always says 13 I always have to point out not consecutively like that was that the national pimp or the local he was doing a on a local level that I will say that North Hollywood is a pretty good-sized pimps Market it's not the same well you know they always say internationally known they're locally accepted that is Bishop Don Magic Juan Bishop handed me one of his uh new sneakers the bishop Bishop high tops this is beautiful it's a beautiful shade of uh well I don't know what kind of what green would you call this I know Green is for the money and gold is for

1:29:25 the honey custom with a gold gator skin on it man I'm just excited about this shoe like I said America I'm going to Paris this week I leave Wednesday they're gonna unveil let's shoot right in Paris it's uh America's 20-year anniversary and so you know I'm excited about this shoe and this is the first there's no other pair of pimp or nothing that ever had a shoe mate I'm the face well let me say a few things first off this [ __ ] says oh really you can't say boner well anyway I'm Growing Pains the guy's name was boner what's the character's name boner all right and James Bond his secretary of his name [ __ ] Galore that's right a very very well-known band The Pussycat Dolls thank you all right where the hell were we anyway pimpan very strong in these shoes and let me let me explain something when you're out on the street you're turning out hoes you have to have good lateral support you don't want to

1:30:38 turn in ankles that's right there and great support here that's right you want to be flee to foot in case the man comes rolling up on you cops other pimps causing you trouble you you really all the all the things you need out of a good indoor volleyball shoe you need in a pimp shoe that's right that's right this is a full scale shoe I mean you can do it all in this shoe it makes you have a lot of confidence you'll be able to really walk up to the girl to say may I yes Mother man there's a beautiful a beautiful work of art also 100 that says I can green is for the money gold is for the honey volume one it's compilation old school love songs the good stuff the good old days the stuff you grew up listening to right well most of the people said it this is baby making music so I want to bring it back to this new macaronium so the people can get involved and know what was going on in the 70s now they can enjoy it in 2006.

1:31:36 and I'm maybe making music maybe making music what's the music for getting married after you make the babies that's what I'm interested in I haven't thought of that one yet that's the next compilation they actually marry the chick you knocked up I don't want to get into social issues here point is is Bishop Don Magic Wand he got off to Rocky start now he's doing the Lord's work 10 of the proceeds go into Children of the night and you know I'm spiritual advised to you know people like Snoop Mike Tyson you know what I mean counselor I understand that how does that work and how do I get that gig well one thing about it you know I've been there done that they know that you know I mean I've experience most of the thing they trying to experience and think that they're going through and by giving the understanding of about hate it's a new way now you know you're grown you know what I mean get some understanding you

1:32:26 know because you got family they got kids you know and so it's just all about getting that grown-up attitude and that's what Snoop has took on right so it's like if you're a drug counselor if you're a drug counselor you need to have done drugs you need to have bottomed out you can't be a guy who's never had a drink explaining to people to get off of heroin you need to have been there and done that that's what you're saying I'm experience about it have been involved or been around it you know maybe you had a brother maybe you had a sister some family member where you have some advice or some understanding about it that's what I do because I go all over the world what advice did you give to Tyson last time you spoke to him like quit punching Tigers oh seriously just before the last fight he come by the honeycomb you know what you've been buying the honeycomb so uh me and Mike was talking and Mike was explaining to me seriously

1:33:14 that he still enjoyed the fight game but he was really tired of training and he was really tired of really getting all this money away before he get any you know they beating Gator RS beating gated to the ex-wife beating gave it here and he didn't want to really train no more and I told Mike if you don't train you're not going to be able to take the abuse that they're gonna give out and he understand that now all right the more you know nice yeah enough with that stupid Donald Trump telling you not to smoke how about Bishop Don Magic Juan saying look train before you take a beating or whatever it is you know you got it's all solid stuff well in the uh name of good advice we have our interns around Geron what's up Adam all right don't black it up for me I want you to talk in your normal voice we got your run on the show because we wanted to add a little a little flavor to it you know we thought oh there's

1:34:08 some cayenne pepper we'll sprinkle a little of it into the stew and it'll zest it up turns out it's nothing he's like jicama this kid hey where are the white women at Bishop all you need to know about Jeron Jerome please show your Footwear over

1:34:30 they say Playboy in rhinestones and I think his toenails are painted green and gold come on he's on it though you know what I mean I met him early he brought us up here the man got great style and one thing I like about it what makes a great player is he willing to learn all right exactly well why don't you teach him a little something like he's having a little difficulty with the ladies well he doesn't know how to talk to them well okay I'm gonna give you your first test you got a beautiful young lady right next to you what would you like to tell her have it your way you know hey what's up lady was that a good start no there was a week no that was kind of weak that was weak yeah come on all right so we're doing later on tonight um I don't know yet what are we doing later on oh I can go to my place where your folks live oh we can go to the hood you know yeah go back up to the honey nest

1:35:47 never get fed and he willing to speak up I like that interesting yeah close mouth yeah never gets fat rarely gets punched you have to convince you know like a runaway you meet at a truck stop to sleep with people and give you all our money I mean you gotta have a golden tongue to do that well see he ain't me now if it was me I would walk up to say hey baby I'm the best thing that can happen to you now who don't want the best that can happen to them I do see that you be caught already we leave that truck stop and live happily ever after all you got to do is you know to me take care of that business I'm gonna rest for nothing and Supply you every need I'm gonna fulfill all the empty spaces in your life so you ain't gonna have to worry about all you got to do is take care of your bed I do all the rest will you be my daddy Gonna Be Your Everything imma fulfill your ever desires I'm gonna be your father

1:36:36 your mother your sister your brother your uncle your cousin definitely your lover s to turn in a day for you not to beat me well see that's one thing about it is see it ain't about to be you know what I mean it's by choice not by force see how many you know what I mean it ain't about how many churches sometimes you can go in one pocket and come up with ten fifteen twenty thousand really and sometimes you go in a pocket it might have two dollars in it but you got a sister car and you might find a suitcase full of money with a hundred thousand in it and I'm giving you some good games do you hear this yes you're on give that a shot give it a shot lady again after what you've learned hey what's up girl I'm the best snack can ever happen to you why is that baby cause I'm gonna be your mama your sister your daddy your cousin so it says mom and sister and your Hebrew school teacher mom your sister your [ __ ] cousin and

1:37:39 your parole officer at least the gym coach everything she ain't got to look any further he got her every desire exactly yeah I'll all be your cancer and your three-legged dog yeah don't bring up sad stuff all right I'll be your accountant yeah let's let's try it again try it again sure what's up baby hey what's up girl yeah you're looking good I'm liking that dress right there you like this dress what do you like about it do you watching the Windex cause no wise why do you ask I can see myself in it you can see yourself wearing a link oh you were told to tell us that dress look good or look like they melted and pulled it on you oh really yeah that's how good it's fitting one more one more shot you're on give us one more shot what's up baby what's going on done just checking you out look what I see you like what you see too you know it's like Ron Howard actually trying to turn out a [ __ ]

1:38:57 it's pathetic what I think he should do is say the small talk go to your wallet pull out your biggest bill in his own a 10. let's see what you got maybe you can go to Starbucks I got bank receipt uh-oh well what does it say Hey you want a pimp you gotta find us how about the Ralph how about the Ralph Club card on the keychain I only have my players card in here that's it yeah more like your plus fast rap costs a lot of discount go there by champagne man oh man this knock off a lot that's called good all right listen John get yourself some high tops a nice chalice fill it with champale and start working on your pimp hand would you please yes I will all right we need to uh take a break Bishop Don Magic one thank you for coming in green is for the money gold is for the honey volume one ten percent of the old school grooves going to Children of the Night God bless you and about any time they want to reach out to me go to

1:40:05 www.thebishop.us it is a wonderful organization you get yourself a custom chalice over there make some money for the uh great worthy organization Children of the night thank you Bishop say hi to Snoop for me what's crackalackin Snoop right now he listening we'll take AOL Snoop your listen come in and pay us a visit we'll take a quick break we'll be back with Frank Vince and Phil leotardo from The Sopranos after this

1:40:42 hey this is Glenn Phillips and Dean Denning from Toad the wood sprocket you are listening to Adam Carolla to whom we just talked if you need to talk yes please call Adam at 866-901 Adam you'll be glad you did welcome Corolla show now what I'd love to see is a truce put it all behind us your brother Billy whatever happened there all right Ted whatever happened there the shooting whatever happened there I'll tell you what happened this piece of cousin put Six Bullets in the kid without any provocation whatsoever my cousin's dead you hey we were making Headway here I didn't mean to say what you meant sucker out again really can't say that word the cute word for the erection that sounds uh like uh well sounds like loner yes it's like if you took the word bone and attached it to loner Kirk Cameron's best friend on Growing Pains had that name loner but with a boner Bay all right Frank Vincent on the

1:42:02 phone we all watch a Sopranos shove Iran itself we had a little we had a little we had a little Panic last night over at the Corolla house because we supposed to TiVo it at the six o'clock fee and then we settle in in front of the TV about 7 30 and why and watch it uh but somehow it didn't get TiVo until the nine o'clock one and the argument erupted whose fault was it well my wife pointed an accusing finger at me and said it's because I wanted to Tivo this other movie I told her I didn't know the TV I believe the tivo's trying to destroy my relationship that Mr that little Tivo thing once you for himself yes the old lady I don't like her that's the next story forget about Damien and The Omen and all this BS how about a 21st century tale where the TiVo the little TiVo character tries to destroy the relationship you know Evo yes all of a sudden it's a bunch of Night Calls and Playboy TV stuff and spy

1:43:05 stuff and all that on on there I'm saying I didn't do it I swear to you liar you lied to me oh strong Frank yes sir sorry my friend Mr Corolla I watched I you know we were talking Frank Vincent By the way Phil leotardo we were talking during the commercial Dave Theresa and myself and we said what a Mitzvah it is that you have turned out to have such a big role in The Sopranos over the last few episodes and going into the final episode or into the final episode I hope it means something I hope it means something too it means something to us we're very grateful to have you well we're very grateful to be here you know that I was very I was worried sick you were gonna die last night well he just had us he had a little heart attack you know and he got a little pressure because he had a he had to do some work and and it was tough on him and and yeah but you cried like a woman but he almost got blown up

1:44:06 you see his little new girlfriend like her yeah she was a little rough around the edges she's pretty cute she's a little polish girl she's pretty cute girls keeper nice just a housekeeper she's close we keep her close now Frank are you married in real life yes sir and uh how about your wife would uh what if she ever thought you were keeping somebody like that would you freak out on you oh absolutely just I mean that's worse than worse than TiVo wow how long have you been married I've been married this time 12 years and the first time 16. wow oh you got a good track record yeah only two and then the third time how long you gonna be married for forever all right so the third one's the charm yeah I'll tell the misses that when I see you that's the money one you know I'll tell you what I enjoyed about The Sopranos last night is I think everyone was waiting for something to happen on a grand scale somebody

1:45:06 somebody's gonna die there's gonna be a shootout something something big is going to happen and then when it didn't I think there was a part where we thought you know what they always Zig when we expect them to zag exactly if you expect this out of them they'll give you something else Chase Chase is a is a wizard you never know what he's gonna do but it's it's amazing that you expect something to happen on a grand scale it doesn't yet you're not disappointed normally you would be angry and disappointed well I thought something big was going to happen and it didn't it was satisfying I saw some comments about the [ __ ] the season somebody said it wasn't the greatest season in the world you know it wasn't the greatest but you know what it's also the best show there is well that's the tough part is you're going up against yourself yeah so you're like some batter that hit 401 last year and maybe only hit 383 this year that's

1:46:03 exactly they're still out batting everyone in the league but you didn't do as good as you did the year before yep one thing's for certain Frank you were inarguably each week just about you were in arguably the best scene each week oh that's very nice thank you yeah last night was nice you guys sat down for truce everything was going to be great and then somebody brought up little Carmine not an idiots what an idiot and it just it just spun out almost immediately yeah what uh what do we have now I know you can't give away too much and the new season starts in January and then that's the final eight right Adam I don't know what's gonna happen we haven't seen a script we haven't seen anything do you even know if you're alive no do you know when you're going back to work no do you I'm negotiating now for my new deal and and what about what about uh alternate endings where they're altered and ending shot for last

1:46:59 night I'll give you I'll give you um well I can't give you that come on there's an alternative there was an alternate shot for Tony's shot when Tony got shot uh-huh well what is that that's in our rear view mirror now that's why I don't know if that is I mean suppose he pulls it out mm-hmm it's already in the can and then I give it away to the whole world I can't I mean that's that's Jeopardy and you gotta do you have a new contract coming up not yet I'm working on it and is everybody being it's weird I don't know how the compensation works in the cable world you know you hear about the cast of Friends getting a million dollars an episode and all this kind of stuff first off you guys all aren't on the same page with this everyone gets paid something different you work it out alone right is there the kind of money at HBO no wow didn't even I didn't even get I didn't get to the B part of the

1:48:01 HBO before it's a subscriber Network there's no commercials I know and how do they even figure out what the ratings are and do they do it the same as all other TV show ratings and then how do they figure out how much to spend that's my whole thing like if I was HBO I would just keep running you know reruns of ski school and stuff like that I wouldn't want to pay millions of dollars for original programs I think when they start out uh promoting the show they see how many new subscribers came on and don't forget a guy subscribes he's paying 15 a month or whatever he's paying he says I'll only take it for during this show Steve meanwhile he keeps it for six eight months or whatever right you know you do that uh a hundred thousand times you get a lot of money there what is do they know I I don't maybe you guys do do they know what the viewership is of something like The Sopranos everyone we know

1:48:57 watches it but is it how does it compare to The Apprentice which is coming up tonight or any other Prime Time show or any of these CSI shows does anyone have any idea how it Compares I imagine it's smaller but how much well I think that the housewives beat them the first couple of weeks and I think the numbers are like 15 million and and then 10 million and comparison so you're comparing a network television to subscriber base it's actually an incredible number yeah exactly yeah but you know less than half the country has that right Network wow that is uh that is impressive but they they do get numbers on it because I never seem to hear about that I always hear about oh I love Sopranos and Curb Your Enthusiasm but who the hell knows if one million people or 20 million people are watching they get numbers I don't know how to get them they get Nielsen numbers right I guess well the point is is here here's

1:49:52 the good thing with you Frank all the cool people watch your show right not the unattractive folks that are sipping from a cider jug and playing something on a banjo in one of those red States you get the cool people the hamsters the elite they all know you right yes sir and they dig you but I think it's the shot of Iran that's funny all right so we'll uh we'll be watching uh come January and again we don't know if you're alive or not well uh I think that I will be I don't know I don't know exactly if I am but I'm pretty sure I am and will they and do you know the answer to this will they pick up where they left off or will they do it like they've done it before some time has passed perhaps you're out of the hospital when they come back in January so so they left us off in December of Christmas right right so now I don't know where it's going to start again in January so now I don't know if

1:50:49 and see this could be part of his formula he's stopping in Christmas and he's going to pick it up in January so it's only a month difference who knows so maybe maybe he doesn't move ahead in time like we did during the last layoff all right Frank Vincent everyone here's uh the deal go to frankvinson.com get yourself a Go Get Your Shine box mug I'm sipping out oh by the way can I just say another thing to a T-shirt and mug you should do Frank is uh along with the shine box one now it should be uh don't break my balls about clams I think we're trying to find a sayings for Phil we were going to say um Jersey come on go home and get your [ __ ] shine box this thing of ours name of his uh movie out on DVD Frank Vincent sent it as we've mentioned James Khan Vincent Pastor all the big names thank you very much Frank the Adam it's been a pleasure working with you for the last uh nine weeks and whatever and uh and we'll do

1:51:53 it again I uh look forward to it Frank thank you sir take care Frank Vincent from The Sopranos oh geez when it leaves hey it's it's it's weird it's gone it's out of our life eight more and that's it eight more and that's it well we'll always have the box set this is why by the way you know people say well don't smoke pot it's bad for you that you should smoke pot and watch your favorite TV shows or movies because you can see them six months later and they're brand new they really are it's brand new the more you know the more you know I'm telling you get baked and go see a movie go enjoy it and then six months later it comes out on DVD and you see it at home sober nothing you don't remember a goddamn thing it's perfect promise you don't like it turns out it's not funny anymore all right we will take ourselves a break when we come back we have uh Ozzy speaking of movies got a movie review of The Breakup number one at the

1:52:48 box office Bill Rancic coming in the winner of the first Apprentice big big Apprentice tonight they're gonna pick The Apprentice all that coming up after this this is the Adam Carolla show yo what's up this is Jamie Kennedy and student jid new you're listening to Adam Carolla show give Adam a call now 1-866-901 Adam yeah there's more coming up the Adam Carolla show reviews the movies reviews the movies reviews the movies the movie

1:53:45 by the way all right that's your last name this is my is it just me or is it half the time Ozzie sits down in here and talks to the mic it's not on it's about 90 of the time anyone sits at that microphone always always a surprise somebody pointing me all right there you go brother what's happening good morning good morning Ozzy such a fresh face in the morning ready to go are you wearing my knee pads yep I bought a brand new pair of knee pads a long time ago Ozzie claimed them as his own and he never stops wiring them yes where's them and he mocks Me by wearing them into my own home constantly Reinventing himself though looks wise today he has a curly hairdo with an even thicker beard than before yeah it's got nice Jerry curl going it's a classy look on Yazzie Cinco de Juno that's the month the fifth of June we brought our mariachi band in here we're gonna bring him in the fifth of every month thank

1:54:51 you guys for playing quick comment before we get to Ozzie and his movie review this time of the breakup we got some bagels out there in the hall and I noticed everybody tears The Bagel in half because people have now figured out that Bagels aren't at the top of everyone's dietary list so you think to yourself I'm gonna have half a bagel but you don't cut it in half you tear it in half and then you put it back into the box with the communal box with the bagels now I'm always the last person to show up at the bagel so there's nothing but half Bagels in there meaning somebody fisted one end of the bagel tore the other and then threw the fifth fisted end back into the into the hopper back into the bagel Hopper now I'll grab the thing and sometimes you'll even break it into Corners Ozzie quite down didn't I tell you not to turn this mic on point is sounds like someone's snoring right through my comedy routine point is

1:55:46 is they should start manufacturing half Bagels it's seems to me that Everyone likes to eat them incrementally now ironically after you put your grubby Paws all over my bagel tear it in half and throw the other half back in eventually you come back to eat a second half that's how it works you don't eat half a bagel you eat two halves separated by 18 minutes eat the first half you think you're on a diet I'm just gonna have half that Bagel then you eat it then five minutes later you go well that was breakfast now it's lunch and you head back and go get the other half but you get to eat the half that someone else got their filthy paws on so first off just take the bagel out don't rip it in half and if you rip it in half take the half with you but maybe we can manufacture Bagels in halves and this is we live in a place now where people open the bathroom door using their foot or use a paper towel because then it what

1:56:35 do you think's growing on that Bagel that's not on that bathroom door you know what I'm saying you're putting it in your mouth you're not licking the bathroom door handle you're just shoving it with your elbow even that's bad enough right let's work out all I'm saying is is let's work out some sort of decorum some sort of right-of-way with the bagels other than everyone just getting their hands on it ripping it in half and throwing it back is getting worse but it disgusts me the very idea of exactly what you're talking about really that said thanks to uh Western Bagels because they also sent over lox yes licked everyone and throw it back okay Ozzie you're gonna do what movie for us break out what which one oh break up yep all right the movie that I reviewing today is the breakout is that's why we decided to do what is the star's name

1:57:59 I think he calls himself just bents I don't think it's Benson beans yes bow I'll tell you if if you if somebody said I'm gonna have Ozzie tell you the name of an actor he's a very popular actor he's dating a very popular actress he's been in many top 10 box office movies and he's over six foot two I will give you uh one year and one million dollars and one billion guesses and he just said Benson ball would you have any would you ever again say the guy was in the movie swingers who do you think it is and they might not not close though one more time with the name Ozzie dancing it's not it's not even if I know you're mispronouncing Vincent but he calls himself Vince that's right that's what he calls ball ball it's a market there's a very popular supermarket chain out here called Vons do you call it balls bungs you call it bonds yep and and and then and then Bond Berry bonds would be Barry

1:59:14 Bonds here's all I'm saying if you're gonna call Vons bonds then if your name is bonds do you just call that bonds or do you call that bonds also what would you call a ball like that you play soccer with ball that's ball ball all right and a Volkswagen worldwide all right so Benson ball things more all right let's try this again Vince all right Vince Vaughn Vince Bings Vince Vince Vince Vince Bings Vince Vince Vaughn Vines it's the V sound can you say like violin violin that was it that was a v sound no it wasn't it was no it wasn't B see yes Vince Vaughn

2:00:30 okay you got it Vince let's just keep moving so Ben's balls in it he plays mm-hmm fabriel Brooke Myers hey Johnny oh wait a minute who who John Young Fabio all right it's Johnny off Johnny O and joy Lauren islands is married Joey Lauren Adams is Maddie Maddie okay classic field also by the people with something in common Gary Eddie classic male chauvinist machista who is not thinking about her opinion yeah he's a chauvinist yep chauvinistic he's been spoilers yeah he living in in the underwear and suck and drink from glass cup we playing video game all day I'm not helping to cling around the condo right this led to their to Ben span just plays the video all day right right

2:01:52 make it a time you know color walking Nike in there and you should walking naked yeah for taking the attention she's nice you like Jennifer Aniston yeah good buddy but the face is not so much uh you know usually don't worry thank you

2:02:26 but I mean look if she got you drunk you'd throw her bone or something I mean throw her mercy F I mean if she you know if she needed it it's different it's different yep no okay because you'd be drunk yeah yeah okay so she's she's a 12 pack um a lot of things you know for making attention to the guy yeah she tries to get attention from Benson yeah this will this week I will not tell you the ending yeah like you did last week with X-Men I'm sorry about this man spoiler

2:03:14 all right well I saw it as well and it was funny it's been getting bad reviews maybe they hyped it for too long I don't know what it is you know it's one of these things where Vince Bond's character is very one-dimensional you know he's 38 and he plays video games in his underpants and drinks beer all the time they do that sort of thing that Adam Sandler does when he makes his movies like the guys completely one-dimensional the women love them anyway I'm not sure why the women love them so much because all the guy does the real live version of the guy who just plays Grand Theft Auto or Madden 2005 in his underpants all day and drinks beer at noon that real guy is also using prescription drugs and beating the crap out of his old lady but they make them lovable and Vince Vaughn or Vince Vaughn is very funny and he is uh quickly becoming one of the uh better comedic actors as a matter of fact

2:04:12 probably rather watch him than Jim Carrey or even Adam Sandler I mean more more a little more in the thinking man compartment but uh but actually really funny so he makes it she does a good job plenty of laughs and I don't think the negative reviews are are fair I think it's just a funny film there's not a whole lot to it it's not a message movie and it's a good light-hearted 95-minute romp yes Ozzy yep okay you got it thank you buddy Bill Rancic is coming in here he's the only Apprentice anyone's ever cared about the big finale tonight I've watched every episode so I'll be uh watching tonight as well we'll talk to him after this

2:05:11 show comedy opinions celebrities News sports and so much more this is Tori Spelling you're listening to the insert adjective here Adam Carolla show oh I get it the Adam Carolla show you're fired yes don't smoke this is really easy smoking you're fired you're fired me you're fired you're fired smoke this is really easy don't smoke you're fired smoking you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired Studio the first the one the only the original Apprentice I uh it's nice has to be flattering that there's been a few other what now see you were the first that's right are we on the fifth now tonight we will pick the fifth winner the fifth and where are the other where's the second the third and the fourth well they've uh they've had the run you know I mean the second uh Kelly was the second apprentice and he spent his year in New York and then he's moved on since then and then Kendra

2:06:22 uh she went down to Palm Beach and worked on a renovation of of Donald Trump's big mansion down there and I think they're selling it right it's the most expensive home ever to be sold in South Florida I think it has an asking price of like 130 million dollars it's off the charts you know what I was like whenever I would say something like that to my mom she'd go does anyone really need a house that's fair does anyone need a car that goes 200. does any uh answer yes shut up no nobody needs anything we could all be walking around in a bean sacks living off earthworms and grubs but we want to fly in helicopters that's right you know how you know you've arrived when you get the helicopter with the retractable Gear with the retractable landing gear not just the skis that I used to hang up when I was a stunt man yeah yeah that's what that's what the Donald does that's what the Donald said corsky I think it's

2:07:20 called and you you've been in all modes of his Transportation the jet is as good as it gets really tell us about that it the first time I actually got to ride on it I had to go back to Chicago and he said well just take my jet back to Chicago so I left his office I called all my all my buddies I said get to New York right away because all my buddies from Chicago and they flew out to New York and they rode back with me in the 727. it was pretty yeah it's not a Lear jet no no it's a it's a commercial airplane that he converted to his own Palace in the sky I mean it is it's got bedrooms and are there is oh yeah of course sure of course who's going to refill the Hot Nuts if not for the stewardesses now how about this bill we've had many good-looking characters come through here a lot of movie star stud kind of fellas the women on our staff rank you number one every one of them all they all fine for you I

2:08:15 don't know that's flat very flattering bill is much better looking in person I I not to say that you didn't look good on TV but there's like a wholesome I just got finished playing touch football with the Kennedys on the lawn is there anything going on yes well yeah that's that'd be nice I'll be drunk and date raping later but for now just finishing games yes yeah it's all part of the it's all part of the hook and you're smart you're gonna be you you realized after you won The Apprentice this is going to be a good time let's enjoy this let's be single Let's Travel that's right yeah you know it seems um I I guess it seems like somewhere in the past guys used to have to pretend like that's not what they wanted to do now they make no bones about it they say I'm young I'm handsome I'm single I got money in my wallet I'm going to enjoy myself for a few years Francis the Joe Namath of the 21st

2:09:06 century oh he did have a pretty well publicized fling with one of the bachelorettes that was very brief very brief come on a couple of dates that was it uh-huh what happened you know she lit this girl lived about you know a mile from my house and we met at some charity event we went to dinner a couple times and that was it okay very low-key right so just sexed her down once and then it was time to move on Corona we gotta take a break a basket wants to take a break yeah we're running behind The Apprentice the finale is on tonight nine o'clock NBC I'll be watching I can't figure out who I'm rooting for I think I'm going with Sean Lee I don't like when things Sean thinks he's got it in the bag though yes and I don't know if he does I mean I was talking with Mr Trump today and it's still up in the air so Mr Trump name your penis are you actually talking about Donald Trump the good news is you're fired because I

2:09:58 named my my thing Mr Trump all right let me talk to Mr Trump see what he thinks all right you're in you're hired you're hired all right we'll take a quick break Bill Rancic in studio we have a mariachi band in studio we'll uh talk more about The Apprentice also uh I think my lovely assistant Lindsay has a crush on you as well perhaps we'll offer her up to you she's out there she's blind you've seen her good looking yes very attractive well uh well and a marathoner As You Are I Am What run the marathon a couple times we'll talk and in a love of the ace man right you can share that sure we'll take a quick break we'll be right back after this what is the Adam Carolla show this is what a year and a half of Junior College sounds like hi this is Jesse Jane and every time I get invited to come to the Adam Carolla show I end up taking off my clothes I mean I have opinions on stuff adamcarolla.com it's so much better than

2:11:12 internet porn the Adam Carolla show yeah foreigners the original the one the only somehow a man all the other ones just faded off into the woodwork but he has remained the first in the original the season finale is tonight nine o'clock NBC I've watched every episode I think of The Apprentice since it came on since since you were on it winning it Lee is what 22. he's a young left I don't need to see young I'm tired of young people achieving I'm tired of watching 16 year olds realize their dreams on American Idol I'm tired of 21 year olds Conquering the business world I'm tired of anyone under 30. you guys shut up and get to work I'm tired of hearing about your dreams am I right he is a little young but he's he's smart and he had a great record throughout the entire season so right I mean I don't know and then they're shun the Brit thinks he has it rampant he thinks he's got it locked yeah you were saying

2:12:30 he called you he calls me up on Friday and was asking for advice and if he should resign from his job or you know and I said wait a minute man you haven't won anything yet right slow down the train and if he does win or whoever wins Lee or shun they immediately just start up with the Trump organization in a few weeks you get a few weeks to wrap up you know your business and but then you could because of the hierarchy of things you could theoretically be his boss and if you don't like him yes we could he could be getting coffee for me but now what is it what is uh daily work like for you with the Trump organization you know it really varies um in the beginning it was a lot of time on construction sites and learning I spent the first year with uh with one of Donald Trump's uh right-hand men this guy named Greg cunio and he taught me the construction business the finest business school in the world

2:13:24 so now I've been uh I've been really working on the sales and marketing does he yell at you about the Wharton School of Business every 10 seconds smoking sucks I gotta tell you he's been really cool to me we've had we've had some good times and really genuinely he's taken me under his wing so I'm very grateful for the for the experience I'm gonna pitch you an idea I like to think of myself as a super lazy entrepreneur okay I like to give people ideas like ideas and you tell me what you think about this okay um I grew up out here in Southern California but everyone I know is from somewhere else we can uh probably go around the room Shack Pittsburgh PA Pittsburgh San Francisco California San Francisco shy Town shy Town Brian where are you from originally San Francisco as well San Francisco Prescott Brooklyn and uh my beautiful assistant Lindsay Connecticut okay so everybody I know is The Melting

2:14:18 Pot this is why football season sucks not only do we not have a team but even if we did everyone is rooting for some other team or Chicago you're going for the Steelers 49ers point is is everyone Longs for their Hometown cooking they always talk and they glorify it you know Dave talking about his Primanti Sandwich other folks talking about their White Castle burger then you get in these arguments oh in and out please we can't touch White Castle White Castle kicked the ass of an in and out burger how about this and because we have all these themed restaurants and amusement parks and stuff how about like a little home cooking I call it it is a restaurant row of the number one restaurant the indigenous food of your part of the country okay we have the White Castle Gators you know because at the bet you go to a football game and you buy food right yeah yeah everybody now finally you could put to rest the controversy

2:15:14 because you go get an In-N-Out burger and then you walk across the street and you go get yourself a White Castle burger and you see what the best is but entertaining people from out of town when you have people come in you go up there they get to have their own food or just the people that are here that are longing for a taste in their Hometown huh I think that would be perfect and it's a restaurant row but they but it's not a bunch of Olive Gardens and stuff like that it is the place it is the food you ate grown up in your town and each one has a TV tuned to a local station local news yes is it more like a food court yeah it's like Epcot Center but you have a little bit of a sports theme to it right yeah well it it's it's it's you know whatever the teams are of of the food that's represented here what you're part of the country food Primanti sandwiches from Veggie sandwiches yeah that would be it yeah I don't know what

2:16:07 you you might have some chinos pizza or something like that yeah but again a lot of controversy a lot of people speak with a lot of Pride but you never get to settle I'll never I you know Dave goes to Beaver Falls twice a year it brings back a frozen primantis gives it to everyone and then apologizes that he sat on it on the airplane it's more like Dave's ass than it does and people ask me what's spumantis like it kind of tastes like damaged ass I guess it's big over there the point is is how about this I like it I like it you like it I mean can we get White Castle out here to open a place I think we could get Whitey's out here talk to Trump I think you're gonna take this to Trump no I don't know we'll see I mean he's you know smoking sucks I feel like this is a lot of dogs let me tell you how he's going to take it to Trump boss I had a great idea that's right the good news is you're fired yeah all right now let's get to

2:17:03 business my beautiful blonde assistant Lindsay sitting here perpetually blind she runs marathons she's been singles long as I've known her I don't know what the hell's going on with her she thought you were cute last time you're in here well you know it doesn't I I actually a buddy of mine came in with me and he is a prince from Morocco Zach can you give me a wave there wow he's actually royalty from the land of Morocco wow and his family controls all the gold gold bullion in Morocco you will never have to work another day in your life so you're pimping around to your Moroccan she's very well there's nothing wrong with the prince over there nice young lady for how long have you been dating it's been a nice I don't know five six dates at least wow so it's a Santa Barbara over the weekend oh you already had your first weekend getaway great time yeah so yeah I think this is made up Lindsay take

2:18:08 your shot anyway all right I don't mind the prince over there I'm surprising the prince up he's six foot five full of muscle though I don't need to what I don't mind working you're both marathoners Bill yes you have that in common I want to ask Phil if he would like to get some lemonade and play some miniature golf oh that's nice lemonade and miniature golf that's very good miniature golf yes and then who knows it's not innocent to your girlfriend I'm gonna tell you right now I'll spike it with some vodka vodka vodka lemonade is your lady listening as we speak uh that's very possible yeah I understand is Trump listening he is listening do you think he's with your lady now oh you nodded he gave me a thumbs up he didn't want to say anything he gave me a big thumbs up all right so she's listening this is too difficult it's a little it's a little challenging it's awkward how about the three of you go out you know

2:19:00 big love I've been promoting that show yeah well well what is uh again with the again with the prince I don't want to keep getting back to the prince we could double date yes myself can I tell you the nicest guy come on in here princess Zach diesel Prince he is the prince I'm gonna tell you what he's probably speaks French he speaks French he speaks Spanish he speaks Italian maybe he can ask out Lindsay in in French in French in French oh geez Lindsay uh

2:19:44 closed captioning not available in fact why don't you come to the apprentices in finale tonight with your name on it done okay wait a second hold on do you have a dress because if not I think the prince might be able to buy you one this afternoon wow Pretty Woman all right it was also a prostitute by the way so maybe that's not a good thing too no that's all right all right so Lindsay I I'm sizing up the prince over here he's a attractive man he's a young man and obviously he's well to do not that you're a gold digger but if you guys did ever get serious how fast would you tell me to f off you are a smelly pirate hooker okay all right we need to not allow such a thing we need to treat her like a gentleman I don't know what or what or else but just treat her like a gentleman Bill Rancic I want to thank you for coming in so much The Apprentice season finale tonight nine o'clock NBC I will

2:20:48 be watching and uh we will have a winner tomorrow also uh news and sports when we come back this is a major political Gaff we have it on tape for you and also what does Oprah call her vagina figure it out after this

2:21:16 you're listening to the new Adam Carolla show this is David tell give Adam a call now at 1-866-901 Adam and some flunky interns gonna pick up the phone and put you on hold and you'll have to listen to probably Air Supply it's worth it if you're gonna win Adam Carolla show ing the sunshine since I don't know when cause yep we have uh guys actually in prison David call this week or two ago he's in the joint for life he'll be uh checking in with us in one moment but first it is time for the news with Theresa Strasser last week in New York the state controller was introducing Senator Charles Schumer at a queen's college graduation ceremony when he found himself at a loss for words during the introduction he found some United States Senator the man who uh how do I phrase this diplomatically will put a bullet between the president's eyes if if it could get away with it oops well here's here's a that was State

2:22:36 Controller Alan have easy very next day he said this I made a remarkably stupid um incredibly moronic totally offensive statement why do we ask people to apologize though you know if I yelled you're fat and then later you yelled take it back and then I apologize does it does it help you know what you can't unring that Bell the can unring the bell all right in entertainment news last week on Oprah and by the way isn't Apollo is an apology worth it when somebody yells at you you have to apologize doesn't it nullify it yeah you know I mean like like if you're if your dad isn't going to your little league games and you yell at him go to the Little League games is that what you want well it's not going to make it right maybe this is getting too cathartic but you want him to want to go not for you to yell at him you want the person to apologize not have one of their lackeys yell at him to apologize it's like if I said tell me I

2:23:36 look pretty and you did it wouldn't matter right because I I asked you too you begged me right um on Oprah she told the audience that she calls her own vagina the JJ and one audience member described how her little two-year-old came up with a good name for her own vajayjay my daughter who was two at the time told her dad she couldn't go to the bathroom because she didn't have a peanut like him but she had a pinata a little pinata filled with sweet Razzles right it's kind of adorable you gotta have Bishop Don magical and beat it with a mop handle though in order to get the Razzles out that's what I've learned uh last night tell what's going on on that show and by the way I don't want any vagina naming thing that starts with my two-year-old okay sweetie I know I've heard enough coming up sex [ __ ] and ecstasy and vagina names two-year-olds uh last night was a soprano season finale the show will not

2:24:29 be back until January with its eight final episodes and by the way I get no credit at all for my Keen predictions on Friday I I called it almost dead on if you'll recall this is what I said on Friday about The Sopranos yeah so what's gonna happen on The Sopranos Sunday night hmm let's see today is Friday so it's still two days away but I'm gonna say we'll find out the Chris moltasante is gonna bang that foxy lady from ER I bet you that Phil leotardo is gonna plot the death of one of Tony's captains but then fall prey to a heart attack and I have a hunch that AJ is gonna start making time with a Latina single mother and introduce her to the family at Christmas I don't know that's all I'm getting right now I can't get more specific than that wow that's pretty good yeah pretty good but it sounds like you just recorded that this morning how dare you you know what I'm glad I had the foresight to record this because I

2:25:20 had a hunch that this is the sort of crap you'd come up with oh Adam you're so cynical that's why I also decided to make this prediction today again it's Friday Dallas Mavericks will beat the Phoenix Suns on Saturday night which is tomorrow to advance to the NBA finals oh yeah I also predict I'll see X-Men this weekend and like but not love it I further predict Adam didn't see X-Men over the weekend smart guy but still that doesn't prove anything it's all stuff you could have laid down this morning before the show I just I I I just I just feel like that's cooked that's all what oh we're jumping ahead all right I don't know I had a cheat sheet to try to pull that bit off we'll do it tomorrow I had High Hopes I'm Theresa Strasser and that's the news

2:26:24 all right I predict he's not going to be doing the sports because we don't have enough time David yeah you're calling in from The Joint yeah sorry for the joint man Max security we uh you're in a Maximum Security Prison out here in California right yeah and you're in for um attempted murder yes conspiracy to murder yes right you told an informant that you'd like to call it's from an inmate and a California correctional facility yeah I love that one I'd like to work it into my own phone system scare my mom for a change definitely definitely what are you talking about ma ignore that let's keep talking about dinner plans all right so do you got a band there with you guys who want to rap yeah I figured we can expose some Talent man there's a lot of talent in prison everybody thinks that prisoners are ignorant this and that but uh I've got a guy right here who plays 10 instruments can you imagine that no 10 of them yeah

2:27:13 we've got two guys here basically they're gonna play a little bit of Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash acoustic version all right well let's hear that okay you guys ready yeah yeah okay here we go foreign

2:28:19 hi Dave Steve is is deep in the mix right now I feel bad because we're out of time we got to take a break but the guy's in the middle of a solo I was thinking of Duty what's he gonna do to me he's gonna hang up pick up the phone and tell someone to put a bullet in my head oh yes calls right now I can play though I guess that's one thing you have time to do like when do you find time in your busy schedule to pick up the guitar I'm waiting for the guy to jump in with the full-size harp that's what I would play if I was in The Joint the huge heart all right David okay I feel bad please uh Tad get David on the phone tell him we heard uh tell him we got off the line one second before he got on the line blame Brusco tell him to shoot Braska if he's coming after some we'll take a quick break we'll be right back after this we miss all all them prisoners but they're still our friends and we're gonna hear them again the Adam Carolla

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2:30:03 well we're out of time I'm sorry my Mariachi Brothers partytime entertainment.net is where you go if you want a merry to show up at your party we'll see you on the 5th of July yeah I want to thank Rocky Delgadillo running for attorney general for calling in the show Bishop Don Magic Juan remember green for the money gold for the honey Frank Vincent Sopranos what a mention Bill Rancic from The Apprentice for being part of the show until next time this Adam Carolla Saiyan mahalo

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Who speaks in "TACS #107 (feat. Rocky Delgadillo, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Frank Vincent and Bill Rancic)"?

Adam Carolla (Guest), Rocky Delgadillo (Guest), Bishop Don Magic Juan (Guest), Bill Rancic (Guest), Tiffany (Guest), Ozzy (Guest), Theresa Strasser (Guest).

What is "TACS #107 (feat. Rocky Delgadillo, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Frank Vincent and Bill Rancic)" about?

The discussion revolves around the impending arrival of a new baby, humorously coinciding with the date 666, prompting reflections on parenting, superstition, and the cultural significance of this number. Participants share their thoughts on the potential implications of a child born on such a controversial date, blending lighthearted banter with deeper considerations of societal perceptions of…

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How long is "TACS #107 (feat. Rocky Delgadillo, Bishop Don Magic Juan, Frank Vincent and Bill Rancic)"?

The episode runs 2 h 31 min; the transcript is about 26,861 words in 158 timestamped sections.

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