The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Creepy Birthday Gift

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Bobby Bones, Bill Hanson, Bobby Bones Show, Hunt's chili
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Carrie Underwood, Chris Stapleton, Instagram, Luke Bryan
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Instagram, Facebook
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Luke Bryan
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Facebook, Instagram, Brothers Osborne, Oklahoma City
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Miranda Lambert, Tony Romo
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: University of North Carolina
8. 1:20:00 – 1:30:00: Carrie Underwood, Bobby Bones, Dierks Bentley, Luke Bryan
9. 1:30:00 – 1:34:47: Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones Show, New York Times

Notable quotes from "The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Creepy Birthday Gift"

• Good one here and so if you guys wanna be part of the show you can hit me on Instagram or Twitter have the same name mr. Bobby bones mr. Bobby bones its I see you Bill Hanson…

  about Instagram · at 2:35

• Greets people every 100 year old you got a widdle yeah so I see you I see you Bobby bones show Raymond in sports North Carolina won the championship 71 to 65 over the saga last…

  about Bobby Bones Show · at 3:20

• Yeah you're the legit after announcing plans to release some new music on May 5th Chris Stapleton has added several dates to his all-american Roadshow tour which kicked off…

  about Chris Stapleton · at 9:54

• What else you got over there well if you've ever wanted to know how to get you know in Carrie Underwood type shape she spilled her kind of person tips consistency flexibility…

  about Carrie Underwood · at 10:42

• Last night in the University of North Carolina won the national championship juice that's exciting I did feel bad for the.

  about University of North Carolina · at 11:59

• Know but I don't know who record it had to be somebody like that right I have the greatest Luke Bryan story coming up from that party in a bit ooh I can't wait to hear no one…

  about Luke Bryan · at 16:29

• People and you're like I can still hang a lot of people hate no lunchbox on Facebook yesterday about what I'll read you some of the comments I disagree with them all of them…

  about Facebook · at 20:25

• Do that and I presented an album of the year and the winner was Miranda Lambert for a double album and so second the winners Miranda and she comes up whatever and they give me…

  about Miranda Lambert · at 56:10

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Bobby Bones — Person · 4 mentions · first at 2:40
  Be part of the show you can hit me on Instagram or Twitter have the same name mr. Bobby bones mr. Bobby bones its I see you Bill Hanson just celebrate his 100th birthday which…
• Carrie Underwood — Person · 3 mentions · first at 10:45
• Luke Bryan — Person · 3 mentions · first at 16:32
• Miranda Lambert — Person · 3 mentions · first at 56:12
• Bill Hanson — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:50
  Instagram or Twitter have the same name mr. Bobby bones mr. Bobby bones its I see you Bill Hanson just celebrate his 100th birthday which is cool until left 100 that's crazy…
• Chris Stapleton — Person · 1 mention · first at 10:06
• Tony Romo — Person · 1 mention · first at 51:07
  Oh you think I'm six I got faith in you I know you can do it big news this morning is a Tony Romo retired from the NFL he's gonna go be a broadcaster we have an NFL player that…
• Dierks Bentley — Person · 1 mention · first at 1:23:05
  With them Liu Bei how do you mess up Luke Bryan and Lou Bega right throwing this out there okay Dierks Bentley now darks is different cuz darks is got like he's a man but he's…
• Fast Eddie — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

• New York Times — Book · 1 mention · first at 1:31:05
  There right and what did you do all the last year like how didn't lets go of your I don't need to do the New York Times bestseller and so where were they on that list no I'm…

Companies & orgs

• Facebook — Company · 7 mentions · first at 20:29
• Instagram — Company · 6 mentions · first at 2:38
• Bobby Bones Show — Company · 2 mentions · first at 3:24
• University of North Carolina — Company · 2 mentions · first at 12:05
• ACMs — Company · 2 mentions
• Brothers Osborne — Company · 1 mention · first at 41:32
  Much it was really awesome so did you dance with brothers Osborne I didn't they did when they were on the dance floor yeah everybody was going over here I joined them so happy for them that it was just a thing I earned.
• iHeart Radio — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

• Hunt's chili — Product · 1 mention · first at 3:43
  Over 16 reported tornadoes from Texas to Georgia sand Sunday Louisiana is in a state of emergency and finally Hunt's chili kids have been recalled nationwide because the chili…

Places & events

• Oklahoma City — Place · 1 mention · first at 44:07
  Put it up and the last time though that we've seen anything of them was them in Oklahoma City and a Walmart they dyed their hair it's crazy that we can't write like we what…

Full transcript with timestamps

0:11 back in the home studio where do we start how about this Eddie has a nine year old and he's the dad of the show yeah and Eddie's letting his nine-year-old drives car now we're in my neighborhood I noticed some other kid doing it with his dad and I was like that's a good idea you know like when I was growing up we had country with a lot of room to like learn yeah but we don't live in the country now I live in the city and so I was like whoa he's 9 I guess it's a good time to start learning he's in your lap right oh yeah I'm not gonna let him drive on his own so he sits on my lap and he steers right now around the neighborhood and you loves it that's funny yeah it's safe right how did you around the room how did you learn to drive Amy well I mean I used to sit my parents lap like that but then like when you really had to learn a drunk drivers ed okay lunchbox kid no takey he taught us to drive it

1:06 like 13 let he took us out on the country roads and let us drive he'd sit in the passenger seat and we'd sit the driver seat no sitting in the lap huh I'm surprised by that yeah out of the country we just picked these like parks out in middle nowhere my dad wouldn't let us hit the open road that's all my stepdad did I think it was 12 or 13 but my thing was we had a lot of dogs deer dogs and so you would go out and have to get I get a head of the dog and so some what if it was just him and I someone had to take the truck and go catch the go find the other person so when I was 12 13 he was like it was out of necessity I had to learn how to drive a standard oh is why you guys were hunting yes that's why he taught me how Triss because he would try to cut off yeah because what happens is Amy you take these dogs your dogs in there the whole time mate when they catch a scent yeah and they're chasing this deer now

1:56 obviously they're not as fast as a deer but they're going but we're trying to do is get in front of the deer that's running from the dogs wow so he's on foot right in front of deer and he be like hey I need you pick me up over here and Here I am 12 and drop the stick yeah you're going to pick them up that's awesome you could do it my sister's first carve is a standard so I was gonna get her car as the hand-me-down when I turned 16 my dad took me to parking lot about 30 minutes in he's like yeah we're just gonna have to get a different car no hope good luck daddy yeah all right it's out of the small I seriously be on his own driving school Ella boy listen it's Tuesday I think we got a good one here and so if you guys wanna be part of the show you can hit me on Instagram or Twitter have the same name mr. Bobby bones mr. Bobby bones its I see you Bill Hanson just celebrate his 100th birthday which is cool until left

2:54 100 that's crazy yeah and you didn't want a party he actually wanted to go back to work he's been retired he's so bored it was like I wanna go back to work so he went back to his longtime job I'd hutches some plumbing heating and cooling in Cherry Hill and he was like all right back to work he go so they took him back he now is working part time every day I had a hundred years old little things on the office little building parts and whittling metals he greets people every 100 year old you got a widdle yeah so I see you I see you Bobby bones show Raymond in sports North Carolina won the championship 71 to 65 over the saga last night congrats to them and whether nusers been over 16 reported tornadoes from Texas to Georgia sand Sunday Louisiana is in a state of emergency and finally Hunt's chili kids have been recalled nationwide because the chili seasoning can make you sick take it back they say to the store for a

3:52 full refund I stayed up late watching the basketball game last night did you nope yeah I figure you would and I wore the colors welcome you weren't white it's everybody color everybody the Wyatt yeah blue jeans on yeah isn't that North Carolina I mean they're not denim I felt like when I was even dressed this morning I was dressing sort of North Carolina yeah yeah North Carolina to win last night and the game was over late last night I stayed up lunch I'm sure you stayed up late oh my goodness and the whistles wouldn't stop and took forever the widow the whistle whistles uh yeah of course I did man it was a great game guys gamble on it I did not gamble I have like those little numbers you know that you back where squares I have that right and hit me yeah did you get did your money from idea no no no where is he Oh we'll do the presentation in a bed yeah I went to Vegas took their money it's not first morning back in the

4:55 studio so you lie get your money later on or will you wanna open a game called double it up Tuesday we got some positivity for you right now I hope you liked this segment cuz we try to bring you it seems like the news is always like day but we want to be like whoo so again the news goes yeah but we're like whoa all right tell me something good it's anyone's guess how booboo the cat traveled 1,800 miles from California to Canada but the owner got a voicemail from a Canadian animal shelter said hey we have boo-boo we have the chip and your cats here like 2,000 miles away so we can send back hitch a ride on trucks okay in the inside engines good for the family for getting boo boo back okay well a girls bathroom at a Laguna Hills High School has taken away the mirrors and put in handwritten signs of encouragement so yeah I guess we know the bathroom they can't really check themselves out but that's okay because

6:08 they don't want the girls to be focused on their looks or feel intimidated by other girls in the bathroom they want to be able to read things like stay positive you're beautiful you're capable you are unique I love the thought of this like the idea behind this is great yeah they should do every other mirror cuz sometimes you got a booger or you have on your team yeah I know I was wondering about that I guess you have a compact mirror like maybe you can carry one or every other here with positive messages I would I love the idea let's just modify it's always room for modification sure that's right there's this nine-year-old he comes home from school and his mom's not feeling well and she's like I think I'm just gonna go lay down and take a nap he's like no you should go to the doctor you don't look good and she's like no no I'm gonna take a nap and he goes no you're gonna go to the doctor so she's like

6:49 fine I'll go to the doctor turns out she had a pulmonary embolism like that means blocked arteries and she would've gone to solution and never woken up Wow saved her life Wow holy cow again the news goes we go that's right we go around the room what'd you do yesterday mmm clean the house a lot cuz I had some workers there like installing wallpaper some of the stuff was a little bit messier than I thought so then I had to like do some cleaning up because we have company humming the suite you know the big showers this weekend so I'm trying to get everything in order oh you're a doctor Cho yeah I was invited I forgot about that just try to get that all you know all the kids stuff ready to go so people can see lunchbox man I had bowling practice oh you are yeah that's tomorrow the big bowl off yeah well yeah we can talk about that yeah go ahead son did a little bowling practice huh it got a nap in and that

7:51 was my day but you I flew back from Vegas yesterday that's a long flight where your arms tired from flying back so I also got home with sleep then it's just a slippery slope because you come home you get home it three take an ass wake up at 3:45 yeah and then you're awake until midnight oh yeah and so I watch it that's why I was able to watch it I would never watch that much basketball game and Congrats North Carolina they deserve all that except the Arkansas man you know your tweet was funny so I I said I'd watch the game last night I worked on the show but and I'm a show in Boston like a stand-up comedy show in Boston on Friday night and like everybody from all I or corporates coming like the heads up well okay so we're probably gonna shoot this special but anyway so I'm like writing jokes man so you know it's not that punching up jokes moving things around yeah then I have the second book that I

8:52 assigned to do I don't know I'm done you're done with what I'm done like period I just go home now look at my schedule and every single minute is blocked up and it's like I'm in I'm in schedule jail mm-hmm and I wouldn't have it any other way but you know that mine doesn't think we're throwing a box oh yeah and the box is closing in I feel like I need that rope to fall in that mine box I can just climb out of it oh boy I know but it's good like I'd rather have it that way from the other way I like like Eddie I just just chill yeah hang out I mean it's got a new skateboard with life in the bottom of it I do and a listener send me those lights I mean I know really yeah it's legit man that now the people in the hood know I'm coming Eddie skates around his neighborhood and he's known as what the legend don't laugh he's known as the legend rise neighborhood for skateboarding thanks it make you more fit oh yeah

9:44 and that's dark time skating only right-right nighttime and your house 38 yeah it's the problem the legend fits if you're 38 you're like the whiz kid yeah you're the legit after announcing plans to release some new music on May 5th Chris Stapleton has added several dates to his all-american Roadshow tour which kicked off last week in Vegas the tour now continues through November and it features a revolving kind of line of special guests mayor Morrison brothers Osbourne also included that album comes out May 5th that's a week and it there's a month in a day from today yeah like that's really going to be a big album for our format like we're just sitting here you know I don't even feel like talking right yet that's gonna be a monster album because travelers still sells like crazy Wow so I'm looking forward to it what else you got over there well if you've ever wanted to know how to get you know in Carrie Underwood type shape

10:47 she spilled her kind of person tips consistency flexibility variety dedication and hard work you get all of that and boom you might have her legs but I could I would agree with that I think those other pretty standard ones she shows up if you if you're just consistent at anything you're gonna get results yes there you go I'm Amy that's what 36 skinny this story comes to us from West Virginia a man broke into a house stole some items stole a TV some jewelry got away but only problem is he left one of his shoes behind no and he was like aw no big deal he's driving away around later that night gets pulled over and the cop goes hey man where's your other shoe oh no and he's like oh man I don't know I guess I left the house without a shoe he was like hmm you remember the break-in earlier that night same shoe matched arrested wow that's like the criminal Cinderella at the slipper yeah I gotta go find I'm

11:51 much box at your bonehead story of the day last night in the University of North Carolina won the national championship juice that's exciting I did feel bad for the Gonzaga guys the crying is always rough for me to watch I think I cried after my last high school football game a little bit because I was like I'm never gonna like football again it wasn't really about losing because we made it to the state quarterfinals but pretty good my senior year and so I was like I'm not ready to play again I suck and and that's where I think some of the emotion confirm after the game it also comes from losing but I don't know waiting about crier lunch bucks man I guess I'm okay with it because a lot of them are never gonna play again and they've worked so hard because let's be real senior year Anderson High School last soccer game we lost a Belton I cried why did you cry because you lost her because for me it wasn't cuz we lost

13:13 cuz it was over over it was over yeah like you the last meaningful game like i play wreck and i understand but it's not on the same level as winning a state championship or a national title and you've been working for that your whole life you Amy in sports what was your last sporting thing yeah cry cry I'll cry Oh imma cried yesterday so I mean it's all I mean it's good don't bottle it up maybe save it though not on camera that's all my last sporting event though good question I mean just will cheerleading stuff does that count no probably not forever in cross-country yeah at whatever age my senior year of high school pity were you good oh you know I do like the 2-mile right now no I did it I had to run every morning before school is awesome awesome yeah cuz you guys feel good or awful no awesome aren't you you guys saw the video and Dirks is after party of Thomas Rhett Luke jumping in the pool yes yes I was there for that

14:17 but there was such a rule to party of don't pull out your phones yeah and it was an unspoken rule because the only people at the party were invited people in the party like I was from once in my life a cool kid and so it was just artists is everybody that you can think like that night I got to be careful as you got you know you know and they're like stay separate yeah yeah but but like that night I mean brothers Osborn I was hanging out to him a lot because I'm friends with those guys Musgraves Dirk's Luke Thomas Rhett yeah but they just took off her underwear jump in the other world jump in the pool and they like did a full thing they jump back out and I was surprised anybody recorded it because it was just an unspoken role I gonna pull out your phones because it wasn't about that it wasn't about let's do can take pictures of who it was just people had their face painted like Dirk's had his

15:09 face painted like a he was a eight year old at a carnival like cam was there dancing yeah rhinestones yeah and everybody was dancing even people you didn't expect to be damn it I haven't gotten the dance floor for a minute because because Dirk's had bought this dance floor that if you get on it and you move it like lights up underneath you like Michael Jackson Thriller for those really it's everybody's dancing I'm watching their feet dance back and forth that's cool so yeah it was good I now it's like just a blur of who was there because I was so do not drunk and drinking water but that food too which is amazing he's good food they had this thing to where when you went in if you were a female because you had down heels from the award show yeah they gave you football genius oh they have boxes and boxes of flip-flops and then you show up as a female and they would say what size are you there you go you know six or

16:02 seven right whatever and they give you flip-flops so you take them on for you no I didn't because I got pretty comfortable shoes on and I swear I was everybody was still in their clothes like I was like I'm not having this everybody was still in their award show clothes yeah I went back to the hotel put on sweatshirt and sweats and then went into the day I was old and I was like I don't care get nobody cared yeah all the big song there and it was just their work I think I don't know who recorded that video well Thomas posted it on his Instagram I know but I don't know who record it had to be somebody like that right I have the greatest Luke Bryan story coming up from that party in a bit ooh I can't wait to hear no one will care with me telling it cuz it was so funny it was just what you think Luke does he found a way to use technology that no one else knew okay it's funny pretty delightful guess who the Taylor Swift

16:56 sorry about James Bond yes they were considered Tom Hiddleston but then once he started dating Taylor I thought it was a voice and said they said that coming so he's coming back and he was like I'm never coming back and they had Hiddleston ready to go and they were like I hate all since it was he's dating Taylor look at all that what see stuff yeah so he's out oh I wonder I didn't know if it said like so they have to get Daniel Craig come back with some insane amount of money oh yeah absolutely cuz I didn't see the dollar amount but I thought the guy that I don't have sad to say his name that he dress l bruh huh the actor dressed al bruh I don't know who that is it just all blood yeah who's that like really cool black guy Daniel Craig's a British dude right yes does he do Salma British I don't know he's in the office at one point that's how I know him cuz he played one of the bosses but he's also like an Aldi later

17:51 I thought he'd have been a great bond I've a better black bandha no does she have like blonde but anyway they got Daniel Craig back because Hiddleston's a wimpy wimp okay I know this guy you're talking about yeah I just you see him and everything but you don't know his name yeah yeah I can't tell you what he's been anybody I know who this dude is a teen escaped a shark attack by punching in the face yes that's what you're supposed to do right after she was bitten oh but that's how she got out a Kentucky teen visiting Florida for a softball tournament during spring break with a tag by shark got swimmer friends like that Dada and 17 years old six puncture wounds to the leg now they don't say it that's six bites or six teeth probably six teeth going in once yeah Wow it was 3:40 p.m.

18:37 and it was in Destin and I saw that Destin had a shark attack details and when it bitter should start punching it in the nose my theory is that people aren't watching Shark Week and learning to hit people hit sharks right on the nose it's just that's what you do with something bites you tart hitting it cuz I wonder if I'm in when I'm in shock like that anyway if I'm even gonna remember punch it in the nose I don't think it's a remember like if Eddie started biting me I would just start hitting him right sure yeah Eddie monkey anyone antelope yes Avista no you might die those nipples are serious I know except they look so cute yeah they do they're not though they're man they're vicious this girl in Destin she was waste wat at waist deep that is crazy tiny shocked in huh five footer so no that's not very small not very small hmm she said she thought it was a dolphin coming her way

19:43 she didn't dice we can know she's at a softball tournament man ice plays softball all time I was - what softball was what lunchbox is now - Rex ocker I kind of knew my time was up though because people would spend way too much time softball person spends like six hours a day out there just playing in different leagues and they dedicated their entire life to it and so I was like I don't have time for this and so my smart son does that now with rec soccer yeah like his things are naps and rec soccer and so but he still got it like I hear people say can still run pretty good keeps me busy keeps me young that is it yeah tell you what tell me I just I mean when you're out there you're like man this is making me feel young because you're out there with the young people and you're like I can still hang a lot of people hate no lunchbox on Facebook yesterday about what I'll read you some of the comments I disagree with

20:33 them all of them you're my boys I got your back going up oh man I know I got you you're my dude people yeah I'm hurt I got a North Carolina restaurant banning kids so before I talk about what you think about it the owner of Caruso's in North Carolina said listen it's pretty upscale place I can't have kids under five in here because it's annoying everybody else and so boom he knocked about that being said reservations went from like half full right like to like 80% oh wow like people are like no kids I'm in because it's a pretty nice place he said the final straw was that there was a little girl using an iPad and the volume was on high and the parents wouldn't turn it down and so she's playing the game it's like and he's like I just can't have that in this kind of place okay so there's that I want to grab a couple calls let's go do Lee in Cedar Rapids Iowa your thoughts Lee well I would have to boycott every

21:32 place that did that Bobby seeing that I have kids myself me personally I believe that a restaurant is a family setting tight but that's just my opinion and I think you boycotting if you have kids okay with them and that's what you have to do as a business be okay with people aren't going to come to your restaurant if you have rules against them right and lead that's all good for you just like it's all good for him like you said it's your opinion how old are your kids Lee well I got two stepkids 11 and 8 and then my daughter is two and a half almost three listen I respect your opinion on this and that's why I wanted parents to call in so you wouldn't even go without your kids no I wouldn't I appreciate that hey Lee have a great morning buddy yep thank you thank you for calling let me go over I want to talk to Dylan and Camden North Carolina hey Dylan yeah buddy we think about this man I've got

22:28 two kids in my own I've got a three year old son and I've got a one-year-old daughter and I'm pretty sure the other night I ruined like six people's dinner we went to my buddy's 27th birthday party at Texas Roadhouse and my daughter was throwing the biggest fit you could imagine I think it would just make my life easier if I'd have to take my kids out till they were five years old so you're okay with this him saying nobody under five and under oh yeah man I'm telling you I had my head down right hitting my head on the table the whole night just wishing it would stopped nothing made her happy it sounds like he likes the idea as a daddy he likes it hey thanks for the call buddy hope you have a good day around the room yes or no Amy yes I'm okay with the restaurant doing it love it Eddie you got two kids buddy yeah I'm with Dylan I agree with the restaurant I mean I'm not going to it since I have

23:24 kids but why wouldn't you go to it it's so controversial working with kids get mad but here's the thing he knows he's gonna lose business by people with kids you know he's okay with that yeah and it is a business I mean we're gonna Universal front this I guess and this never happens on the show that we all are with this dude so he again he wants to lose the business of the people with kids that's his loss up to him and if he's rolling the dice servation are up and if it starts to fail miserably Bobby Deen he goes ah kids come on back

24:04 hope you're not embarrassed by this for any but I pulled one of your instagrams I just want to read it because well so we've been together so long that it's like humor and it's like life stuff and when you're around someone you just start to take things for granted a bit like I'm hilarious you take it for granted sometimes you're so sweet the nicest human and I take it for granted sometimes but I saw you post this on Instagram and I wanted to read this and Amy wrote this she said last Saturday by the way let me set the picture there's a picture of Amy running with her daughter on a treadmill and you were in Haiti yeah and she's running at a workout rate and her daughter who is 9 is just kind of goofing around yeah just kind of being like her mom mm-hmm and she has a little dress on and no shoes and I had some comments about her shoes just FYI like she had shoes she had flip-flops on somebody was like can someone please get

24:58 that girl some shoes I'm like low we were just having fun oh you're gonna get people parenting I know like crazy I know all the time with everything you say or do right right Eddie like oh yeah that party should you say cuz I can only imagine because I have a dog and people do it like multiply that times a thousand every kid's human yeah so Amy's in Haiti and she tried to adopt you should have a baby forever and she couldn't and she tried to adopt a domestic line she kept moving and she couldn't and she wanted a mission trip for a woman's conference and she met these two kids at orphan and she's like these are my kids I'm gonna adopt them four years later we're so close to them moving here I mean it could be any time in the next 90 days and I like wait for my phone to ring really are you watching your phone like you really do yeah it's that real house like it's exciting for you but I hate

25:45 that for you it reminds me of like every day from like 11th grade to my senior year of college waiting for any of your old yes like that exactly the same yeah so there's this picture I want to read the post Amy wrote last Saturday while trying to give blood at the Red Cross in Haiti a precious nun in the waiting room said to me with a sweet smile quote she looks like you as she pointed to my daughter I looked at her a little perplexed because she clearly doesn't by the way Scitex Amy's her daughter's black then the nun said when two people love each other they start to look alike Amy writes for years I wondered what biological children of mine would look like when they had my eyes my cheeks my lack of your lobes would they twitch their feet or shake their legs like they do and this was also what my mom and my grandma did before me and what they do this thoughts like that used to make me

26:40 sad but they don't anymore we have two beautiful children that look nothing like us but through love they can and will we finally have our little mini Me's I may not have given birth to them but they're ours till the end and I cannot wait to see how much they will become like us in the coming years they obviously will be their own selves as well and it will be beautiful I will likely never see that Haitian nun again but I woke up this morning thankful for her kind words and there was a picture on Amy's Instagram and I was just like Oh like it made me like choke on my said Jean I don't own really oh yeah and I was like oh I got to read this on the air because me describing it it doesn't do it justice I thought your words were poignant and perfect and so many people are going through this struggle that you're going through and I know you hear from them and I hear from them and I just thought that was really

27:32 an amazing picture and thought with the picture so I know you weren't gonna read it on the air and you like the best human I know and so it's just it's awesome second that's my girlfriend's first people ahead of me I don't mind that at all but thank you I'm yeah and people can always reach out I know what it's like if you're going through the whole maybe infertility or struggling with what you're gonna do biological children adopted children hit me up email me whatever I remember the story of you going into who's your husband in the Air Force well you have to go in and use insurance and they would come in and check my doctor was on base paradiso her doctor was on base imagine someone coming in and going to your hoo-ha but in full camo yeah that'd be weird yeah sure why you'd be weird about it second if they were going into anything I was getting my fallopian tubes tested I mean I was really nervous about this

28:26 procedure to make sure that there was no blockage and homeboy came in is like straight-up BTUs like like rap Wars of me I'm like whoa whoa slow down for those at home BTU means as your camo uniform where's the sand for 30 seconds like Shelton had a good excuse for not being at Sunday's ACMs he needed to be in his hometown in Oklahoma he's hosting the official construction kickoff for his old red entertainment venue hmm sounds like a real love also Blake is kind of like this Mike's kind of like up yours everybody like really care yeah and you didn't care I like that about him like I like Blake and uh no I don't say I like with that much I like bleh I like big boys yeah yeah so yeah what else it's Tuesday so you got some DVDs now available or I guess rentals a home if you want to rent something Star Wars rogue one is out and office Christmas party Star Wars rogue one is really difficult for me the thing is you don't

29:52 want to see it that means no okay I'm Amy bachelor 30 seconds Guinea I had this story a second ago I said hey wait a Mad Men we're getting jewelry because they're like jewelry is making a huge comeback with a man you always - oh yeah jewelry stores are which always really haven't like put a new men jewelry from like rings and necklaces and all kinds of stuff and I'm just not a jewelry guy samantha is on in North Carolina Samantha your thought oh I actually like really find that attractive my husband actually wears a lot of jewelry he wants some deep stuff from an island from Puerto Rico that he has yeah yours chains amazing something Davidson of everything do you like it I do do you feel like though he needs a little extra time to get ready with all that because that's one of the benefits of being the guy is we can just go t-shirt jeans let's go okay hey appreciate that hey keep working hard

30:42 talk to you tomorrow be fine if she call back tomorrow like that was a thing let's go over and talk to how that Nick and Springdale Arkansas hey Nick you got some say about oh I lost him let's go over to Emily and love it hey Emily thank you for calling what do you wanna say about this men and jewelry okay so when I am doing that my fiancee now actually you are like multiple rings are the pants you were like long necklaces and I just wasn't digging it so now it doesn't really imply much jewelry you dictate his life you can't wear that I'm just like a lot like I understand a ringer too if my girlfriend told me I mean you can wear your head backward yeah if she was like I really like when you wear a head backward I'll be like oh maybe there's something to this but you're like you know what I mean you could wear a backward I'd be like okay and I don't wear hats the only time we're hats backward is if it's easier for me than I

31:52 have a bill up front like farm rest on my head that's nothing forward but that's one thing in my life I've moved on from but you could pull it off mm-hmm I don't think I can it's so borderline that I don't I still dressed like a 12 year old because of my job that's true because I I can come in today and this is like a sweatshirt with no sleeves in a hoodie I can wear this today nobody judges me and I can also put on a full suit for an award show and it's all the same because I don't have to there's no expectation of me being professional yeah it's crazy you see celebrities are like 50 still I just chilling in their FUBU looks good to me jewelry go oh I think it's ridiculous I think people that wear all the jewelry look like tools hey yeah I mean absolute tools okay say that's a Brantley Gilbert space oh I will he looks like a goober with all that jewelry I said he will say this to Brantley's face I will say to

32:49 wear jewelry you better be like Brantley yeah that's right and like just be like is my thing I think lunchbox use word tool and goober and good luck cuz that would tell you what he's not gonna do anything to me it's my opinion he didn't like it but yeah but this put that in the old wicked Bobby yeah violin we're gonna bring that back when Bradley comes back yeah right like when you see a guy walking down the street with five rings on and necklaces and some earrings you don't think the question is can he beat you up or is he a rock star because that allows you a lot of things or does he think he's a rock star going to work at Starbucks you said Brantley Gilbert he's a rock star yes but still target said Brantley Wilson who was working as a barista this morning yeah good luck one string a beat up boy

33:51 I wanna play one of the funnier stories from this past weekend so I got into town yesterday because I was in Vegas for the ACM so the weekend and after the party the show there was the after-party and and lots of people had after parties but really the big one the big fun one because there were a lot of pretentious ones where it's like go show up look nice wear your silver shirts yeah but Dirk said like the normal personally well it's like just come we're playing like fun music food it wasn't packed it was it when you think I like a Vegas club you're like oh this is like a bunch of mm-hmm it wasn't like that and it was very it was a very restricted list I felt lucky to be on the list and like a lot of our artist friends are there hanging so I get there and I see Luke like Luke Bryan going like that smiley like yelling something and I'm like what's what happening with Luke right now and so not in a bad way but

34:46 like you know Luke pretty boisterous guy yeah a little drink event along that they've been hosting so they were letting off some steam and so I see it looked up walking over the DJ booth and climb up into the DJ booth with the DJ the darks had hired to play music in the music was pretty good people were dancing whatever and looks like I'm not happy with this how people are dancing right now these people need to be dancing more and I know I'd make white people dance so Luke gets up and starts like slamming like 90s Britney Spears and and he starts like playing all this music but you have a microphone and he's like he's like where's your microphone at the DJ and then she goes I don't have a microphone and he goes you don't have a microphone you're a DJ huh and so look at a lot of drinks and he's playing the best music it's because it's like all like 9 is mm like pop and like 90s country and the occasional new stuff but

35:38 he it's like basically it's like a wedding you want to play stuff that everybody wants to get out and smile - exactly and then Luke gets up there and just nails and he's like one after the other and DJ's next to him because Luke didn't know how to push all the buttons but he's like play this play it I can't have a microphone so Luke take some headphones plugs it into the microphone input and starts to yell at people through the microphone ear because he realizes he can talk to people it works that way yes oh my goodness so he's got a pair of headphones up to his mouth and he's like alright y'all get your bids on the dance floor let's go and he's like yelling at the crowd through the headphones is the funniest thing well got out there and up the dance floor went from like 14 people to like 40 people where you couldn't even move nice I mean told him it was it was really I don't have fun at things like that so

36:25 did you get out there and dance I did for a little bit inside of Lindsey and I'm not in my old days you know my dancing although I danced hard it's not the style with the kids nowadays but everybody was just kind of like your peers it was I mean like on the dance floor there at that time I mean just cassadee Pope was dancing beside me I thought can they be singing Britney Spears yeah that darhk's was dance darhk's and I like all they dance together if like two songs like y'all grind know but we just like dance and talk because we both wanted to be on the dance floor and we were talking and he had his face painted because there's a face man over there I'm telling you I was like super fun it was it was the least pretentious cool party ever because George is like let's just buy some chimichangas and have a face painter and Luke was deejaying and there was a little pool and it was just like

37:23 people hanging and so and you could talk again I'm just gonna be cool for a second I'm not cool no you have permission to be cool but I walk this line because people go if you know the artist and you talk about him you should to give us behind the scenes but if you talk about them it's also like your name dropping right so I'm always in this weird place I'm just gonna tell you cuz cuz I will darks like hey I'm flying back tomorrow to say George has his own plane right he's a pilot he's like I'm flying back at 6 if you want a ride I'm like nope let me try another thing why Dirk's flight for one Dirk's flies himself yeah and - I flew Southwest that's a big plane where I got plenty of room and I feel safe mm-hmm and the pilot has a lot of hours and the pilots not dirt yeah but the pilot I checked I got us out to earth the pilot wasn't Dirks and he was super awesome to say hey you can fly back with me and I was like you my boy

38:16 I'm going down myself you think after hosting nations and having an after party I wonder if he has to have like a co-pilot situation sure buddy was like till at night like the next night it was like if you can hang around okay tomorrow night gotcha oh yeah all that was clears out I feel like Dirk's takes flying seriously and I think where everybody does I think oh yeah maybe like the people that we know but I'm not no I'm good yeah I don't think most these people think it's a joke I just think they do it as a hobby and it's like all right I'm gonna trust the pilot does it every day yeah good move on you're gracious of them to offer that's super cool I'm just I don't care who it is I'm not I would've followed Amy's husband in a small plane and Amy's husband is like God Iron Eagle Junior you would not fly with my husband Wow it'd be tough for me I don't like to a small place all right now his he's

39:18 probably listening right now he's probably like dang it's not it's nothing against him it's just that small plane I don't feel comfortable flying in big planes yeah so a small plane yeah and your husband has actually crashed a plane and landed and survived yeah he prefers to call it controlled landing what cuz the poor choice of propellers flew off the airplane yeah yeah all the sudden ease up there she's flapping his arms so fast he's keeping that thing in the air the plane definitely turned into a bird and it was not his fault oh you know who else I danced with he'll fill up from Little Big Town oh yeah good dancer yes hold on what other women did you dance it's cuz all I've learned on the dance floor there was no it was just Dierks yeah Oh now dark samurai target for a long time but Phillip was there we talked for a bit and I was like all right yeah that's a good song is jam out yeah sounds good

40:11 I danced my girlfriend very little okay Phillip you know like ride it my opponent that's what was playing like stuff like that yeah it was a great party and I'm just telling you nobody thought they were too cool there and that's so random because in this little industry everybody tried to be cooler than the other person but it was a good is a good group is very in like brothers Oswald showed up and they were pumped off their win and everybody who loves them like because they're awesome it's not even that they're awesome because they are music I know like they're all that there's just such good people that everybody was so happy they won that award that's great I and did I say I said I got in trouble yesterday we did that show and I was in Vegas I was so exhausted oh you said it was awkward yes when I jumped up a little to the bathroom because you're in an award show and you're up in the front

41:05 you're supposed to everybody you clap for everybody yeah you know a neutral itself it's you know it's big group that worked hard composure when brothers eyes 101 I jumped a little too hard a little too fast and I think I was around the Florida Georgia line people and they don't do that they appreciate it very much hmm it was really awesome so did you dance with brothers Osborne I didn't they did when they were on the dance floor yeah everybody was going over here I joined them so happy for them that it was just a thing I earned that by the time we left they weren't on the dance floor yet but I did watch those two knuckleheads jump in the pool Thomas Louie and Luke and they jumped around and in their underwear than that you got out and put the gold back on oh my good so that's not one cool story if you had to pick a social media of choice angry which one would you pick Instagram okay lunch box Twitter I'm a

42:09 big Twitter guy - I like news I take it back Facebook cuz I like to chat I gotta go Facebook I'm switching to face we have an Instagram a Facebook I'm Twitter cuz i love news and as fast as I can get it here's a story if you love Instagram you're more likely to be narcissistic compared to people who like Twitter or Facebook snapchat cuz I think snapchats probably my second and then Instagram is my third Facebook go away no I'm glad people go when we put a lot of show stuff up there but I went to that page for five minutes yesterday just to check and see if you will be posting stuff and so I got a fight immediately taking out for lunch box oh yeah what happened yeah well I know what happens in the comments in a minute okay it's just like you can't even go over there so Amy narcissus I really that according to this initiative yeah yeah yeah hundred dang it but you gotta love Facebook for the chat option right don't

43:20 chat on Facebook yeah I know you do all show no every time I walk about lunch boxes computer if I leave my seat he's chatting with someone yeah it's way early in the morning weird so I don't know how about this there was a I saw this and I think now they said it wasn't them but the 50 year old teacher and the 15 year old student they were supposedly at McDonald's in Nebraska now they've been gone for a while now right oh yeah like three and a half weeks I believe and they said it was not them they confirmed they did in the videotape from the McDonald's or wherever it was in Nebraska tad Cummins Elizabeth Thomas there was this picture of a couple that look like them probably a dad and a daughter now you think about it right at a Nebraska McDonald so they put it up and the last time though that we've seen anything of them was them in Oklahoma City and a Walmart they dyed their hair it's crazy that we can't

44:12 write like we what that's all i'ma say it's crazy because I think this guy had this planned out so well usually they catch them within a few days a week but it has been almost a month and they have no traces aside from the planned out like big brothers watching us all the time whether we like it or don't like it or want to know or don't know there are cameras everywhere they can pop into computers and there's a reason they're using cash and our credit cards and I'm surprised that I haven't caught them yet at this point yeah and his wife filed for divorce I saw that no how about that life like her life too has been like terrible 180 well I think he had kids to everyone who's remember did you see it when it broke last night did you see the picture yeah did you think it was them when you sell a picture no cuz I just figured they're not gonna be walking into a McDonald's I walked into a Walmart but that was very early on when

45:08 they were making their way across the country I think wherever they're at they're hidden out and they're not coming out you got to come out eventually yeah eventually and what do you do shave your heads mustache I mean they dyed it like dark color and she dyed her they're gonna get caught they're gonna get caught you just hope that they get caught and she's okay mm-hmm because he obviously is not in his right mind and you hope that she's okay that that's the best-case scenario right from this and then he goes to jail for a long time and then why isn't y'all gets what's coming to him what whatever that way whatever that may be hey if you go to iTunes and you search Bobby cast and you subscribe to it then you get them for free they're all there on iTunes 3 right then number 4 Bobby Catholic remember 4 podcast right now that's awesome so you know that I have radio but if there's a data thing you're

46:02 driving around you can subscribe on iTunes and search Bobby cast and get that there here's this lunch box at a video as part of our early morning message on Facebook and lunch box was at work in straight pajamas right and so here's some of the audio hey Bobby's in Vegas you went to the ACMs last night something like you know what I don't need to dress up for work I'll dress up in my PJs yeah I see that J you meant to say when the cat's away the mice come out to play yeah but yeah yeah where I guess I'm a mice you're a mouse thinking I can't be a mice whatever you know I'm talking about but yeah so this what we do so a lot of people responding to that we put up a message every day on our Facebook page like a video early morning message in response to elby's PJs bryant Laughlin says lunchbox you want to be taken seriously and given more opportunities but you don't want to go out looking for opportunities learn a

46:54 new skill that may open an avenue or look presentable this my dear sir is an example of someone who talks a big game but looks like it doesn't back it up Oh Mary writes while I know Bobby is very loyal to lb I think a large percentage of listeners finding to be very irritating I don't have much respect for him I don't think he'd lunge with the kindness of the other coast I could be wrong he's an opportunist scamming the IRS talking badly about his wife always looking for a handout so I told them online I was like I don't agree that's all I second I'm gonna fight I mean what is wrong with wearing little PJs to work I mean jeez no one ever heals that Bobby for his outfits but if I wear PJs it's like the end of the world okay rude people well no it's just Facebook I went to the end of the world here's the thing about Facebook if you would just take the time instead of running a hate message on anyone's

47:51 Facebook page and send someone a nice message like it's a personal message on Facebook yeah do you how much nice or the world would be mm-hmm like whenever you want to write anyone to go hey did this show a terrible your turn just send your buddy you know like I haven't seen you know long time I'd like to see you again perfect it'd be a nice whole life changer there tomorrow is a big day on the show because lunch box will Bo live on the radio and I says he can pull a 180 no problem yeah no problem in my sleep so what happened was he said that he was on like the bowling club in high school and he was balling like two fifties and stuff I don't know a lot about bowling but I know an eyeball eyeball like I had a hundred I'm like good that means you're not very good so I was lying about 170 and the listeners that told me that's kind of tough to do so I think he's a little 180 yeah 181 it's alright don't give him ten points

48:44 lunch box has given me audio of him practicing yesterday yeah right yeah that's like from he reserved the private he just said that what Horsea did you believe he was that a strike I was a strike of course yeah why do you not believe I want to hear the pins this is from lunchbox practicing yesterday wow there's ten okay yeah there's 10 it's for idea though how many strikes do you need to get to like score around 180 you need to average about 18 pins a frame-by-frame to talking about okay do you practice yesterday yeah for two hours why'd you ball I was in the 145 range yesterday and you can do 180 in your sleep just working out the kinks you know making sure I got my steps down and some of it that were just like practicing for I'm not really looking right right you're just trying to hit your spot and make sure you got the proper spin on the ball and how you spin yeah and today I pick up my new ball so

49:53 here's the bet lunchbox estable of 180 or he has to do what he's afraid of most in life and that's hold a Python for 60 seconds oh I know but he's scared of any snake oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so and but the only problem is yesterday I bold for two hours and I'm a little sore yeah like my back and my shoulders take a break today I don't think that's the right move I think we need to maybe push it back we can't wait preserve the alley you picked Wednesday you practice on a wrong day it's all you Pam well you son you you guys are gonna be shocked tomorrow again if you missed it here's audio of lunchbox bowling strike yesterday strike what is that the basement of your house is the bowling alley yeah when you go early in the morning there's no one there I mean any gutter balls yesterday during practice oh yes oh for sure yeah it's gonna happen when tomorrow morning it's gonna happen I hope you're listening ready up tomorrow

50:54 it's a hole to use the bumpers or no bumpers no bumpers I don't need bumpers oh you think I'm six I got faith in you I know you can do it big news this morning is a Tony Romo retired from the NFL he's gonna go be a broadcaster we have an NFL player that works on our show on the off season Matt over to a new place for the Colts hey Matt what you think about this were you surprised that Tony Romo is leaving professional sports no brilliant move because man he's taking a beating over the course of his career retired cowboy got as a legend loosely used that word legend but oh it's great man it's probably paid great money to be a broadcaster good friend how do you feel about players that stay past their prime just because I want to hang in there and I you know like the Brett Favre thing well I hope I'm that guy I wouldn't mind being that guy hanging on playing forever but as long as you're playing at a high level it's great but I

51:53 mean dude just listen to your body man I just I'm happy for the guys that can actually walk away on their own and just like you know being cut for my team sucks and who knows what would happen with Romo but look Brett Farve dude he's he was a savage forever and just I respect him he's the Hall of Famers one of the best to ever do it so I'll listen to my body a lot and new it says I'm lonely help me I want to walk away from my tiny walk with my body maybe get a new one yeah you can you can transform it impossible Romo's out so that puts Matt at Amy's bet no until unless he goes somewhere else one of the Broncos in Matt Overton was saying he was going to the Texans yeah so we were both wrong I was reading a Clay Travis tweet who does a sports show and he was like that's the most Houston Texans thing that could have intersections they spend a ton of money on a quarterback and they tried him way to get run mode than Rumble goes

52:54 and had a football yeah so there's Matt when you go back to training for the Colts about two weeks oh wow yeah that's a fast man man are you in good shape right now I know fantastic do you have to be and get you have to be a deep snapper um some would say no but I pride myself on trying to be in great shape so you snap to the also Phil goes but you snap to the punter but then you do cover right oh yeah I'm gonna go down lay some hat man yeah I saw you you'd posted some picture you tackling someone I didn't know you tackle dude you were tackling like respect you're tackling like Edelman or something yeah and you you do the caption was hungry oh hey who are you tagged on that picture it was I think it was Danny Amendola wow that's awesome oh you don't need the hard hitter amongst the old deeps now don't leave her no doubt do they give you respect like your team since your deep snap rose are you kinda like to kick it

53:49 or they're like oh you know yeah just one of those guys no I we get respect in Indy lost the fourth down army man yeah yeah the better kick I play with Adam and Terry who's the goat so it's like he's a legend but you're pottage is retired he did he's in with barstool sports sounds pretty hilarious a UH Pat McAfee or whatever yeah look at that how do you get a new punter oh very free agency okay you just gonna try out Craigslist are you excited up to another game to meet the other deep snapper is it that like who you go up and talk to you like quarterbacks go up and say good game do you go up to other deep snappers a good snappin know for sure we after the game goes to the kickers and punters and and another snappers and we talk pregame postgame listen you know Tom Brady's not coming up to me but I a good game Matt you know I'm saying like awkward because no one really cares but we have our own

54:43 little bromance at the center of the field we care we care yeah we do we get Overton yep the deep snapper Matt Overton place for the Colts I hope you download the iHeartRadio app because we have some called all-access we play a song you like it you can save a right to your phone you can search your own song say Mike your phone your IR radio I heart country all-access song of the week brothers Osbourne a my book my job right now

55:19 you okay so here's what happened I presented at the ACMs it's really cool for me to do that and I presented an album of the year and the winner was Miranda Lambert for a double album and so second the winners Miranda and she comes up whatever and they give me the ACM to hand to her and I hand it to her and she gives me a hug she gives her speech and they assured Darius and I off the stage I had the card in my hand the card that said the winner was Miranda Lambert I'm like what do I do with this I was just gonna lay it down mm-hmm and wasn't give it to so I just like I'll just put him back but actually put him my pants and then I put in my bag and I took it home yeah and we got on the air yesterday I wasn't quite about it I was like I have it I said it on the air yesterday's like I have this card what do we do with it and most of you guys were like keep it cool influences right so I have the card in my bag and I

56:58 feel guilty about it because if I had won I would have want that card and I'm thinking and I don't know Miranda that well of all the artists I really don't know Miranda that well hey I mean Harlan I don't didn't come by here I mean this yeah rarely mm-hmm rare I think the only time I ever stole anything yeah long time ago long time and of that Ashley Monroe now came really good friends that's the right thing so I was I had the car don't say I can't I just felt this is like artists to go like I got it it's important to her and so I was in the airport and I saw one of her team members and no you didn't and I was hi did you not do it well okay but what was I going to do with it keep it you know it wasn't I didn't win an award guys it doesn't matter oh my collections eating me up I'm telling you I'm with them right and I was like hey congratulations and so this is to her to someone in her group not

58:06 her not her you know what they're gonna do she'll get it okay well I felt guilty and it was like yeah whatever and I said hey whatever the card it's a kind of a big deal right just kind of feeling it out maybe if he was like yeah you know whatever and he was like yes we looked all over for that thing and it was in my bag one-inch oh my good and I said hey I have to give this to you because I'll feel bad about it and so I pulled it out and I gave it to him and he was like oh my goodness this is like the greatest and we've been looking for this really yeah I mean they made a big deal out of it I didn't realize that it doesn't realize you there that they would look for it and I wouldn't listen how I don't know how true any idea I just I have a conscience I'm not a sociopath they scammed you now their guy's already framed that's fine it's off my chest I feel fine about myself I sigh I guess

59:14 that tweeted Miranda I was like hey at Miranda Lambert I got your card to your teeth so sheep and sheep I know why doesn't know our tweet exactly oh I don't have the card anymore just say you guys not on but that's a cool piece of memorabilia you could have put in a frame and put on your wall conversation piece when people come over I cannot believe you went up and sold yourself out that's like going up to a copy like well man I got this thing that's illegal on me is that okay I mean what are you doing why would you go in I just shot a little snicker bar and I would not feel good about myself you do yeah I need three hours community service to please our listeners are disappointed in you this room is disappointed in you mm-hmm well now that I know it's like a thing I guess you did the right thing she's struggling with it no if you haven't heard the raging idiots do flasks yet you're missing out fake

1:00:10 Luke you ready over there of course I am Bob blooms the last time we get to play this post ACMG our last time fake look here we go here we go flash that's what you sneak into a ball game on Friday night flask it's camouflage which makes it your favorite flask boss man is keeping me at work and I need my flask I wish I had my flash beer at the concert cause 750 good thing you brought in your own whiskey got it for your birthday with your name on the side project pocket makes it easy to hide over no it's Saturday kids soccer game Curtis be wrong to bring it alive watch this can't man retire the song it is a sad day indeed there'll be some juicy gossip on the Bobby cast tonight why this is all I'm gonna say for right now I'm just saying you're not even assay was pertaining to no because yeah I go to iTunes you can subscribe to the Bobby cast but I pulled like if you did want to go back and

1:01:37 listen to some of the interviews like I have a full 7 tera mera Morris Lauren Alaina precedent from loCash Kelsea Ballerini Walker Hayes Christensen like sitting house for like an hour and just talk songwriters some awesome song girls like Shane McAnally Natalie him be Ryan heard Lee Thomas Miller so there's a bunch of stuff and I'll save this too and subscribe to the Bobby cast on iTunes if you want but there's this whole story that came out about how women are still making 80 cents on the dollar to men and you know if you're going to this all think about how that's stupid and it sucks and I wish that wasn't the case and we should you know make the culture different yeah but what am I gonna do I'll do my own waste like pee me more than lunch box like that feel like that's true I feel like that's the way yeah like that's soy actually fix it on my end is that Amy make more than 100 by example yes so but on the

1:02:33 last ba because it caused a lot of controversy because we talked about how much everybody gets paid like you know in rank yeah and unless fox starts telling hissy fit another podcast so search Bobby Kass and I subscribe to it yes let's watch though a hissy fit hmm I did not throw a hissy fit okay a hissy was kind of done I don't think there was a hissy at all he started screaming you gonna change on me then make your money taming well cuz she was complaining that I goof off before the show and I said well hey you're in the recording spots those are paid spots you're making more money and salary there too okay so they're back okay I don't know if you knew that oh I knew that okay yeah but it's it yeah yeah it's in the podcast peanut for sure for sure no not yeah I'm not an idiot I'm in debatable ooh now about me you better beta vote some audio for you here last night was a big night for a college

1:03:24 basketball fans the University of North Carolina won the national championship gratulations Tar Heels not only have an interest but is it cool go in and here's the thing I've tweeted last night like for everybody else hey just pick underdogs win the champion that's how you want it I left my seven-year-old and he didn't even he just threw fruity pebbles at the bracket and wild one that's such crap he had two number-one seats playing last night and you get the most points if you the very end yeah so whatever nice congratulations North Carolina here is kids carpool karaoke with Steph Curry so on The Late Late Show you know Steph Curry yeah he joined for a kids version of this from frozen and he knows it kid

1:04:40 Eddie do you know that song I know I don't I watched frozen one time and I never saw it again I didn't like it very much love is an open door anyone here seemed frozen enough to know that song no no I wonder if your kids may get here I'm gonna care about movies they love frozen though I don't know if they love frozen but they love movies we when I was with home last weekend they were obsessed with Snow White she was on TV the old school one and they were glued to it what are the channels like in Haiti the TV channels well they don't have a TV at the orphanage but but there's like friends come on every day like it's like everyone at the hotel like what we were at the Marriott so yeah we had access to certain things that say Miami television basically ya head up that whether it be yeah it seems like normal TV but we're hanging out there and watching TV but you know they don't have it at the

1:05:32 orphanage at all like they were fighting over the remote and I was like whoa whoa whoa enjoy this kids don't fight oh boy well hey yeah perfect world you got it said this guy named Doug wanted to propose his girlfriend Katrina he's like I want to do it and he knows that she's obsessed with John Stamos so he sent John Stamos an email to like a random hoping that was really his email you're asking me to help you ask your beautiful Katrina she okay Mary and I'm from what I see here on this email that is amazing table since oh good I don't know about any I have no stories about John Stamos even likes for people tell me stories I don't tell cuz they're like secret stories I don't have any Savior story about John Stamos seems like a nice guy though good you know get a secret story John Stamos never mind my oh thanks to me alright house oh no it was no no that's not John Stamos but it's somebody from

1:06:53 another show around the time to have terrible stories about everything okay I'm the king superhero Nashville yeah you are and then one day almost camp when they fire me I'm just gonna blow them all at once like end of the year sale clearance secret time I do want to say a couple things because for years and years on this show we did a whole week where we featured women and country music because we were like alright raw deal raw deal raw deal like way before the tomato crap happened way before all this we were like this is not right like what's let's develop these females and let's get them on the radio and so it's still a process and every year I would say hopefully at this time next year it'll be a little better because nothing just goes boom and so I looked at you know the number one record this week and I went and purposely sought her out when I was in Vegas is Raylan she put out a full-length record you go get in and

1:07:47 wild horse was the number one record so congratulations to Raylan's I want to share this with you okay this is a cool thing and listen I was raised on my mom and my grandma and I got sisters and there weren't I didn't male influence a lot until later on my stepdad came in you know 12 13 years old but for me and some again people would also say hey you're very feminine yourself and I'd be like I agree Thank You Raylan this is a top ten okay Raylan at number one Reba McEntire at number four Little Big Town whoo I can Center female they have Karen Selina in there too and then you know Phillip got long hair yeah so Little Big Town alison krauss also in there and then Lindsey L had the number and here's the only P in the top 50 the to make it and she's in the top ten she made number eight Wow so you're you're seeing that it's again it's slowly getting better and better like you can't encouraging you can't ask

1:08:51 for just everything to change and you don't want a revolution you're always like let's have this female revolution you don't want that revolutions die you want it to just be part of everyday you don't want something to come across it's like for the sake of and people who argue against broke country now or as obnoxious as the broke country people it's all right you don't want something to just go pop and be a thing for a second what you want is for a thing to develop and be something and I mean Marin's Records up here there are a lot of female it's is it where it should be no it's better than what it was a year ago absolutely there was two years ago absolutely awesome so congratulations to all them and listen just on a selfish part I'm really like proud of Lindsey my girlfriend Lindsey Oh worth the wait her EP came in at number eight out of 10 and it wasn't gonna full record yeah it was a TP and you should be proud I'm I'm

1:09:48 very sorry for you to say that yeah but I have to like say like that's fine I'm not just like going hey this random girl that I don't know did great what's her name Lindsey Oh ill you know but she put out her really cool it was cool to see people coming up to her going your music really good this weekend because it's that's a full project you ever put out ever that's awesome ever so Raylan congratulations love triangles Reba congratulations place um uh Lyndsey al to which by the way she's playing our I heart country village and so this is called waiting on you and no reference to the bottle rockets please

1:10:44 you that's a Raylan Reba Lindsay I why you want to keep fighting them and fighting it keep fighting all of all of us with you versus are right there with you I'm saying as uteri group team you when you're in there you are in there yeah no doubt about it like but you don't have one I win yeah right now I did too no why wouldn't you want to grow a baby doesn't matter it matters why not have one by the way can I say this yeah there was an article written and I you tell me if I should take offense oh it's awesome do you know what it is oh I don't know David Spade and David Spade has this hot girlfriend I don't know her name is she from Glee and she and David sites like in his 50s and you know David Spade's you know little and yeah oh I'm chubby and Joe Dirt yeah so they were talking about the people like I'll kicking their coverage and in the articles also Lindsay and I as me as somebody I'm the David Spade of this

1:12:50 hey Morgan what's this girl's name do you remember Nina its Naya Rivera she was on Glee okay and it shook and it's like look at all these in a head all these things and one of the ones was am i David Spade be honest with me you're better I'm just a matte look he's white farmer town taller than him he's far away I'm talking that looks like looks-wise yes sir is there that much difference between us ah too much pot she's pretty much of a gap between us yeah she's really pretty too but I'm not no no get fair enough all right goodbye we're gonna do this bird they think is more than just simian oh so don't forget about your birthday so Oh lunchbox is the only identity of the camera no hit it lets punch gave you the hand signal by hand brother camera so okay just the thing this is not my bit but Morgan and lunchbox both said they wanted to this bit yeah so um Morgan run show more power here we go

1:13:46 stop it's so funny but bothers much Mike so much that's why I say it okay so she is but I like to say that loud so lunchbox can hear it my birthday was Sunday Sunday and I wasn't here yesterday cuz I was doing the show from Vegas now Amy gave me the gift of one day I might get a pair of shoes talk about how I also gave you yoga mat yoga mat and ten classes of yoga yeah but the big deal was the shoes the shoes were the but you're actually I didn't get you anything I didn't know that I feel like anything I love you daddy me anything cuz I mean I get the easies aren't tangible yet yeah yeah but I did get you Amy gave me the gift of hoping for easy well when they come in I'm gonna be super happy okay yeah okay so who's got gifts right now I do okay Eddie Eddie where's your yeah yeah it hasn't dropped yet I don't even care about to give but Eddie keep saying hasslein do you not have no no it's coming it's on backorder it's

1:14:46 coming though yeah you said one week and it'll be here okay you guys do rise this birthday with Sunday you know I have the gifts lunchbox I go first I'll go second okay Morgan reducers got a gift she ordered it it it was also on backorder right I'm here the thing about gifts I'm terrible at faking like I like stuff I don't and Eddie's got the camera on my face that says another year say what and so pull the paper out okay it is a cup I don't know it's a cut it says spectacles sunglasses it's snapchat spectacle oh yeah you know you buy these available like how did you get it can I see through them yeah when did they drop I don't I mean these are dirty the Newsies ordered them online but they're just not available where you can order them online it was like where they drop BOTS around the country and that was the only way you could get them can I get prescription snap chest spectacles can you explain what they are Morgan

1:16:00 that's cool there's sunglasses and you can snapchat from the glasses you can see like your perspective of them I don't know how it works but I'm gonna put those on yeah you can link it up to your phone and walk around town with those on your face yeah I love it like shows like see the audio I'm princess is actually a gift because I didn't you know these are available yet hey nice job Wow it's possible you came through that's a good one that's a good one nice place and I you know what I already make it a game but lunchbox was like he's gonna dominate you he said that today okay well we'll see man oh yeah I mean that's a cool kid I know it's on every noodles were made I know this existed I can't like there's actually like hey one thing you don't want a hater with the hammer color red what color is that white bag look what colors that paper white paper and no but go inside of its open read yet yeah it's very like oh hey

1:17:11 it's very light like it's it's definitely I mean it's like paper into the bag okay right gifts come in light packages all right it feels like yeah it's very little I mean it's it's it's shirt or something it looks like underwear it's female lingerie it costs $34 oh my you left the price tag on it I don't know that is a gift for you and Lyndsey oh yeah a tiny Lindsay Lunger dream girl oh my gosh guys from Hollywood hustling yeah we went together yo the girls are disgusted with you Eddie thinks it's hilarious I'm not going to give her this Eddie no no no all that aside let me tell you what happens I go even though I go hey Lindsay lunchbox bought this piece of lingerie put this on if she walks out all I'm saying is lunchbox in this lingerie even though she's wearing it oh my god stop talking about it it's so weird it was not weird it's lunch right before grows on one else's girlfriend I'm trying to help Bobby don't you girls

1:19:13 have like lingerie party differently no girl buys a lottery okay then my wife bought that for you what if you just said it was for me I don't forget the leg buckles it's got the leg buckle oh my gosh you're funny he's agreed no I'm not taking a picture of her anything giving it to you stop look wait did he say that don't worry about his pen I texted him enough

1:19:57 women have these lingerie parties then you get Bobby's girlfriend lingerie that is a different that gives year-round I mean he can use that on special occasions and every time I just I get a lot of uses Xavier president if she says anything to me in it out here hi I'm coming to buy you from you it's weird and you left the price tag on I'll perfect 39 oh no I didn't mean to leave it on I just thought it was I got a gift wrapped at the store let me take it off man hey remove that sawing down will you wait this has turned into a disgusting segment I was funny gonna be like something heartfelt and was heartfelt I'm serious and notice something different mmm-hmm the outside you got to think outside the box when you're getting barbecue set these up for me yeah can you set that up for her for him hey but secretly secretly you don't see it as like lunch box looking out for a boy like hey looking out for you

1:21:04 I know I think if lunch box has been okay okay okay and then he's like hey pickin it's like that's messed up yeah that's that that cross the line yeah so the rating for the ACMs came out and they're fine I think they would have liked me better I think that they could have been worse you know pretty pretty good ratings overall I think it's tough though because it's it's a juggling act when you booked a show because you're gonna have people that complain when you bring the Backstreet Boys in you can have people that complain when you bring these pop collaborations in I personally enjoyed them loved it me too and I wish they would do more that I was and but again it's just a rock and a hard place with when you're the ACMs and you're booking these shows because you have these artists and the artists will play their new hits and the normal person watching TV doesn't to hear a new song they want to hear like their favorite

1:21:57 song from the artist yeah and so it's a weird hard place to be for them and I was watching I was like man I feel for these guys having to book the show cuz you gotta like cater to everybody demands like okay Luke will host but but Luke did actually play his number one song fast yeah some people play brand-new stuff it's just a weird thing so what I've done though and I thought the show looked fantastic I want that can watched it on TV like I recorded it oh I thought it looked really good and so and I thought the Backstreet Boys were awesome mm-hmm I think the bactrim was it great just because it's it's fun again because like their last two albums they put out they were like an injured ballplayer who should stop playing when they put out their the last 2 albums but now they've gone away for a bit and come back their novel again so if I were putting together the ACM here's the collaborations that I will make so first

1:22:47 of all Luke Bryan he comes out and he's like that's my kind and I who comes out with them Liu Bei how do you mess up Luke Bryan and Lou Bega right throwing this out there okay okay Dierks Bentley now now darks is different cuz darks is got like he's a man but he's like got this feminine thing to him or it's like he loves like just women's rights and I have Dirk's coming out with no doubt and rock it out with no doubt Dirksen no doubt tell me that would it be awesome Eric Church and back together to the coolest dudes of music and Becks like super cool now can he change us okay I see that okay he back one album in the year two years yeah yeah I Carrie Underwood let me say this about Carrie at the ACMs well there was nobody that demanded more respect on that stage the entire night that Carrie Underwood when she came out and I'm sitting there and I'm in like the front rows they put me in front rows like I

1:23:59 shouldn't be in the front rows I'm gonna fall rose when Carrie came out people shut their mouths and just paid attention more than any artist that whole night mm-hmm anyone when any perform when Carrie came out every she is the Beyonce of country music it's Carrie Underwood on it gave me goose bump I don't even like Beyonce any belt is overrated whatever but when Kari comes out it's like how she's not the queen of this entire format and by Queen I mean Queen Elizabeth there is no king I don't know I don't understand because there was nobody I like Carrie Underwood had award show last night she was heads and shoulders above everybody else so you got her with Celine Dion that's two powerful women and she and she's one of the few they can hang with Celine period Aldean I got him a Guns and Roses tell me that would be awesome I got that my boys dan + Shay in there okay I have to are they going with I

1:25:08 know I know who it is oh you know me yeah I know you so well okay who is it Savage Garden I know it's not oh I think one of them's dead oh maybe they just broke out split maybe okay I know one in Milli Vanilli's dead yes and criss cross I want to Criss crosses yeah yeah no I'll put Dan and with Hanson I love hands and they're really hurt yeah yeah okay well I'd put Miranda Lambert because she's cool with freaking atlantis tell me that wouldn't be a sick night together sick I'll be sick Lana's yeah yup and then Keith Urban was it interesting like this he is so versatile Keith can't play with anybody at any time and it's like who would you pick in everyone I know you're going but you don't but if you get this I'll give you ten dollars go ahead John Mayer no but that would be awesome I thought John Mayer with Lindsey Oh Keith Urban because they would just rock the faces on Bon Jovi no even it later good

1:26:29 ACDC no no no I would put I would put Keith everyone Green Day and let him just punk rock their whole crowd 90s grunge music seeping into this dream we have Celine Dion and so Vegas seeping I'm bringing back these novelty yes yeah yeah cuz I get it Backstreet Boys only no they're still cool the win so cool Beck still cool guns and roses are back at it Green Day Stoke Megaton Savage Garden question oh they're not even really on the list at let me check and look that was trustee do when you talk music I trust you Florida Georgia line Nickelback okay perfect let them all just jam out there together play how you remind me into any of their songs so this is your a seems like you were running the ACMs all right put some of those together yeah and and just I screwed the haters because they're haters ever Alta and my question though is when you went to the ACMs I thought when I was watching I was

1:27:32 expecting you Bobby bones to be the only radio person on the ACMs what happened why weren't you the only radio person delicate subject like what do you mean I was the only radio part that's what I thought that's what I was expecting I was all yeah and then these other radio people came out so diplomatic cuz I'm a more mature person now what does that mean scorch the earth Bobby doesn't exist right now this is calm collected no no no we don't want home you know what we like we like during yo home Namas name we like truth Bobby so the truth is another company cried and it put the ACMs in a tough place and they made the decision to add three other radio people and so I was still there but because in the last minute because somebody was through you know how to issue some things happen and how do you feel about this I'm good I think ready people should take out for each other more I talked about this in

1:28:36 the Bobby case all the time radio people don't stick out for each other at all and it stinks it's a really bad thing and we should we should have each other's back and we don't and so even when the girl got in trouble it's serious for a comment now did she apologize get off her back I was like guys she apologized and she didn't hurt anybody and some good came from it I think radio people should have each other's back so I have no problem with it like fundamentally I have no problem with it and I breaking people I just don't and that's why when I find people that are like super cool like in radio I don't care I don't talk about competing into other radio stations or people I'm competing against YouTube and the world of everything a podcasts and just anything so you weren't upset at all the only thing I'm upset about was that it was I was invited umm I was invited a long time ago and it's more of

1:29:26 a body of work thing okay we put out two albums one at number one we had a top five country album we I wrote a book it was it was just it was very nice of them to invite me and then something happens I'm actually great with it I think because nobody was embarrassing and the worst thing that can happen is somebody and radio gets up there and is embarrassing gonna make all of us look bad and I thought they all I thought stormy and Thai and the guy from Detroit I thought they all got up there and did a great job see you know how you say I have a voice like like when you think I'm like being funny like oh there's that weird voice where he's talking about his life uh-huh your voice right now I don't it's real soft and you're trying to stay like this if I was sad wasn't disappointed I would be lying but I more so appreciate the fact that other any people came on and did a good job because it it represents all of us and

1:30:17 good attitude but don't you feel like they just took your thunder like you were tied yes I open the door for it but they know they're coming just I'm smart they kick they were like no huh you got our guy into it oh if it were me who was let in I've been happy about it so I just look at it is that how you want to be let in though is by yeah after yes so not earning it no no how you want to do it oh I let it go no I'm asking him like like you're asking too much I know you're asking a lot you're pressing me to say really how I feel it was difficult I feel like you're being honest you're like it was difficult for me because I was the first radio guy in years and years and years to get on there right and what did you do all the last year like how didn't lets go of your I don't need to do the New York Times bestseller and so where were they on that list no no I'm not doing that I'm proud radio was represented well and

1:31:13 I am very thankful to the ACMs and to just to hold everything I mean what are they got done no no I get one more question okay what are they gonna do when you're named host of the ACMs they'll put every radio person a toast is that what they'll have to do well all just host it together and you'll be okay with that no now at that time at that point I won't be but yes but no it was good it was difficult at first because I did okay but now it's good I got a question you just asked question oh no I have a photo up question I'm were you upset that they got to go on before you or were you glad with your spot no one went after me and to him before me I was a little irritated at being put in the middle but again the overall part of it I was good huh did you have did you ever talk to them be like hey you know I did I talked to Ty after I told me did a great job that's what you said to him I did stop him in the hall

1:32:11 you didn't say man it's just bigger than me getting upset it's just it's like artists sticking up for artists and you know it's just what it is there's a little bit of you want to say hey man you're welcome I got you here no I'm the petty side of me at first yeah yes I'm just being honest yeah yeah but then once I can have a second and go this is than just me no I did not you surprised sent a tweet to him but hey I don't need to I'm proud of how everybody did cuz radio did not radio came off great and that's what we need I understand but radio would have came off great if you would have just done it you know what it showed me what was I and I thought was cool as you see the artist interact with we don't ever get to see artists interact with other radio people because we feel like they come in here and they're all like hey and they hug us and whatnot and I was like ah dang they hug and shake and say hey to

1:33:00 all these other people do when they would be up there and I was like oh yeah it I mean it they rely on radio here there wherever like we're all in it to kind of play the good music get it out there and it was just neat to see them have a relationship it kind of is talking about you're not backing up Bobby I don't need back you're supposed to be on my a degree you should be on my side though you should be like hey Bobby you know you're the one that should be up there and I don't know why was that there right you should have been the lone one when they earn your spot I mean it's like giving out participation ribbons are we gonna start doing that in society fine let's do it I mean are we gonna start and we all get mad about that okay okay song break

1:33:47 I'm gonna head out today we appreciate you listening a couple things one if you want to listen to the show I Heart Radio search Bobby bones show on demand but I'd like people asking about the iTunes we just had to move channels over that was a rogue channel they had our other one up just research Bobby bone show you'll find our podcast you'll find the Bobby cast to two different podcasts so they're up there just search Bob Don show and you'll see it says you know I Heart Radio underneath it that's the one people are like what are the new ones they're up there we've had to move channels they're very easy to find just research it not research it but read - search it yeah appreciate everybody being here any parting comments Amy no I hope everyone has a great day Wow okay yeah thank you and hope you I know you have a busy schedule I hope you get sleep tonight I'll get some sleep tonight

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What is discussed in "The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Creepy Birthday Gift"?

In order: 0:00 Bobby Bones, Bill Hanson, Bobby Bones Show, Hunt's chili; 10:00 Carrie Underwood, Chris Stapleton, Instagram, Luke Bryan; 20:00 Instagram, Facebook; 30:00 Luke Bryan; 40:00 Facebook, Instagram, Brothers Osborne, Oklahoma City; 50:00 Miranda Lambert, Tony Romo; 1:00:00 University of North Carolina; 1:20:00 Carrie Underwood, Bobby Bones, Dierks Bentley, Luke Bryan; 1:30:00 Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones Show, New York Times.

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19 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Facebook, Instagram, Bobby Bones, Carrie Underwood, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Bobby Bones Show - Bobby’s Creepy Birthday Gift"?

The episode runs 1 h 35 min; the transcript is about 16,979 words in 94 timestamped sections.

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