The Bobby Bones Show - Happy Easter

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: United, Luke Laird, Blake Shelton, Kelsea Ballerini
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Luke Laird, Sergio Garcia, United
3. 30:00 – 40:00: Luke Laird
4. 40:00 – 50:00: John Mayer
5. 50:00 – 1:00:00: CMT Crossroads, John Mayer
6. 1:00:00 – 1:07:43: Gold's Gym, Jake Owen, John Mayer

Notable quotes from "The Bobby Bones Show - Happy Easter"

• Recognizing people doing cool things it's ICU nine year-old Mason Tucker attends Rockport elementary school they have a mother-son dance every year mom's not around so when the mother-son dance rolled around he didn't want to go.

  about Mason Tucker · at 2:10

• Refund somebody asked me if I was gonna change my travel plans at all I travel a lot because of this United you know the guy gets dragged off and then a scorpion falls on…

  about United · at 3:20

• You search Bobby cash you can download me talking to a lot of cool songwriters this is Luke Laird who wrote American kids talking about that song with Kenny Chesney my…

  about Luke Laird · at 5:11

• And food for local kids in need again only seven years old hey start talking about it in Rockwall Texas and next thing you know ten items forty items just cool if you start talking about it the community's talking about it.

  about Rockwall, Texas · at 6:23

• Right now are you watching it you look good in the video dude I like rough Shania Twain will stop by the voice to serve as a key adviser to the top 12 artists she's gonna…

  about Shania Twain · at 9:27

• Of it so iTunes search Bobby cast what do you know about Sergio Garcia he's a baseball player go for it yeah you know he's a he's a golfer he won the green jacket masters that's right Annie's been golfing for like years so.

  about Sergio Garcia · at 17:35

• Music other than country we do we listen all kinds of music yes we do I'm going to see John Mayer I'm flying today it's my only weekend off for like seven weekends I'm gonna go…

  about John Mayer · at 48:14

• One of those hangman's sort of be something fun for me to do I hang them that is CMT Crossroads and have to figure it out and then he'll be like dang they're clever no I don't…

  about CMT Crossroads · at 50:09

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• John Mayer — Person · 5 mentions · first at 48:17
• Luke Laird — Person · 4 mentions · first at 5:16
• Fast Eddie — Person · 3 mentions
• Mason Tucker — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:15
• Kenny Chesney — Person · 1 mention · first at 5:18
  Me talking to a lot of cool songwriters this is Luke Laird who wrote American kids talking about that song with Kenny Chesney my understanding was that Little Big Town was into…
• Kelsea Ballerini — Person · 1 mention · first at 6:00
  Behind American kids go to iTunes and search Bobby cast that's Luke Laird there's one Maren Morris Kelsea Ballerini it's up there bye time for your Friday positivity would tell…
• Maren Morris — Person · 1 mention · first at 6:00
  Behind American kids go to iTunes and search Bobby cast that's Luke Laird there's one Maren Morris Kelsea Ballerini it's up there bye time for your Friday positivity would tell…
• Shania Twain — Person · 1 mention · first at 9:37
• Blake Shelton — Person · 1 mention · first at 9:57
  Know if it's still pretty cool of your Shania Twain man Blake Shelton has finally settled a defamation lawsuit he filed against In Touch Weekly back in 2015 it's from a cover story where they said he'd hit rock bottom.
• Sergio Garcia — Person · 1 mention · first at 17:41
• Jake Owen — Person · 1 mention · first at 1:07:13
  Subscribe to the Bobby cast just go to iTunes and search Bobby cast I think next week like Jake Owen may be coming by cool I think and door hey mike d come my dear--my mighty who's come by the Bobby cast next week do we know yeah who's.

Companies & orgs

• United — Company · 4 mentions · first at 3:27
• Gold's Gym — Company · 1 mention · first at 1:05:09
  Look and see like if it's I don't know if it's a 20 or 24 hour fitness or Gold's Gym or wherever it is as long as there's not something that says you can't have it totally…
• Isis — Company · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

• CMT Crossroads — Concept · 1 mention · first at 50:12

Places & events

• Rockport Elementary School — Place · 1 mention · first at 2:17
  Recognizing people doing cool things it's ICU nine year-old Mason Tucker attends Rockport elementary school they have a mother-son dance every year mom's not around so when the…
• Rockwall, Texas — Place · 1 mention · first at 6:28

Full transcript with timestamps

0:11 good morning welcome to the show by the way tax day is coming up and Eddie is I'm stressing dude you said you were filing an extension yeah but you can't file an extension to pay up apparently that means that you stopped to pay on April 18th or whatever it is you don't have to pay on April 18 that say you know will you let me finish yes you get charged interest on if you don't pay by April 18th for every day you had to pay a percentage correct every day that's a day every day Wow so I'm not gonna pay more money than I have to so dude I'm stressing I'm like collecting everywhere trying to just looking through jars like I think I can I don't know we're gonna try to make it but when do we how much tell me days ago well today's the 14th Monday for days and Saturdays carry the one Sunday tax Tuesday oh my goodness you know Joe I'm stressing I don't know how much I owe that's the problem no how do you know

1:09 that's how you that's why I'm filing an extension my taxes like three months ago I didn't because I knew I don't have the money so who has your money so now doesn't make sense that he does because now we're gonna ballpark a figure that we have to pay I could pay less than I owe I could pay more I don't know working on it well Joe it is a big reveal it's insane he'll probably do next week but he revealed how much money he gets back and he always gets back like nine ten eleven thousand I'm ridiculous amount every year he affects it's like we're waiting for him to go to jail what tax fraud don't encourage people to send me to jail five years I bet you total he's pulled back 50 grand yeah totally yeah yeah why why do I pay and he gets if you don't know how to play the game an olive oil right now I thought I hit Martin because I'm not going save us don't hate the player hate the game what's it what's the game tax yes tax

2:08 what recognizing people doing cool things it's ICU nine year-old Mason Tucker attends Rockport elementary school they have a mother-son dance every year mom's not around so when the mother-son dance rolled around he didn't want to go wasn't gonna go and him it he go with so that's when his principal miss Hugh door pulled him aside said hey I'd like to go with you and kind of be your date to the mom don't you know mom Sundance that's awesome that's cool that's really cool so I see you to this principal and all the other principals and teachers out there making a difference that's really really cool I see you Bobby Bowman show its producer Raymond in Maryland at Six Flags twenty-four people are now safely on the ground after being stuck on a roller coaster for more than three hours after a malfunction in military news the u.s. dropped a huge bomb on Isis forces in Afghanistan they were targeting a

3:08 cave complex where Isis is and finally in recall news target they're recalling water-absorbing Easter eggs because it could be swallowed by kids luckily no injuries if you have them return them for a full refund somebody asked me if I was gonna change my travel plans at all I travel a lot because of this United you know the guy gets dragged off and then a scorpion falls on somebody's head yesterday all I thought was man I mean they're just not having a good day they're not in bad be more like really a scorpion the people running the company they're not bad evil it's just it is not fourth unfortunate things happen a lot there were a couple bad decisions that were made and I'm not even sure by who was dragging the guy off yeah like company policy not right it just wasn't this is not an evil villain in this mm-hmm but they're gonna that paid a bunch of money and the guy yesterday had two teeth knocked out a

4:08 concussion yeah it was like they give me the guy who got dried dolls yeah yeah Oh United's not having a good week people are asking me like are you you're gonna stop flying United I don't fly United a lot anyway man but I wouldn't stop flying United right now because of this if anything it's gonna make them better yeah like it's free candy for everybody was like the cheapest ticket or the fastest connection okay United take me I saw it yeah and I fly for work and I fly Southwest all the time cheapest they can will call you I love it ain't no fight about seats but the scorpion yet yesterday I need another flight fell and stung a man and a flight from Houston to Calgary but what happened was it fell and it fell and he felt hurt raised and he grabbed it to get rid of this stung him I cannot even no that hurts uh yeah it does hurt the emergency land no oh on the Bobby cash to do to iTunes and

5:11 you search Bobby cash you can download me talking to a lot of cool songwriters this is Luke Laird who wrote American kids talking about that song with Kenny Chesney my understanding was that Little Big Town was into it but somebody in the camp wasn't really like it wasn't like a full 100% whether it was a couple guys in the band who weren't into it or producer label but it then it sound like a for sure thing they're like we like it you know but but Kenny's like I want to cut that so as a writer you get in these situations and I was a little bit awkward but you know it obviously worked out and I think that Kenny really like when he says he wants a song and believes in it like I really do appreciate it if he says I'm going to cut this a little there you go story behind American kids go to iTunes and search Bobby cast that's Luke Laird there's one Maren Morris Kelsea Ballerini it's up there

6:06 bye time for your Friday positivity would tell me something good I got you there's a Texas seven-year-old started a non-profit calls it mac and cheese and pancakes he collected thousands of items and food for local kids in need again only seven years old hey start talking about it in Rockwall Texas and next thing you know ten items forty items just cool if you start talking about it the community's talking about it ten thousand items later and twenty six thousand pounds of food later this thing's the real deal says oh wow that's a domino effect right there seven years old amazing yes okay so there's this teenager and she's been battling brain cancer but she's finally in remission and she was super excited about going to prom but it was with a friend that lived in another state while her flight ended up getting canceled getting canceled all this bad weather she didn't get to go and she was just really let down about

7:04 it her one chance to go to prom so her neighbors rallied together and through a Perot prom in the garage yeah friends and neighbors they volunteered decorations hair makeup photos it all came together Marilyn Harper has three little kids and their roof got blown off by a storm they didn't have insurance to fix it and the story was on the news so two good Samaritans Daniel and Joe saw they're like man we got to go help this lady out they wouldn't put a new roof on her house from the news yeah they sold the news story like man we got to go do something so they got their truck got some wood weight they went from a brute think yes and they got some staple goods Wow goes on there gave her a new roof like you had a new life to the story dang and now what was she like whenever she had the roof there yeah there is something guys Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are divorcing yeah well no there's like nine

7:56 they've been separated for two years and lots of stuff back and forth like are they getting back together they get together but nope now it's final looks like I like together me too hmm house written because those kids I guess they can't make it nobody can yeah speaking of which my girlfriend this morning we were so weird transit nobody cannot speak enough she's obsessed the neti pot and have crazy sinuses right uh-huh and so like she what we have this morning sick you have a neti pot before you go to work and you stick this thing into your nose mm-hmm if you're not familiar with it you pour it into your nasal cavity and it comes out the other hall and grazie she after twice a day doctor's orders right my doctor I mean Lyndsey and so you put this salt in it then you put this water and you really feels like you I don't know what if I can drown because I've never drown okay let me just say

8:53 that in saltwater but it feels like you're drowning here looks like any sick filter new years I put a video up on our Facebook page of me doing it yesterday afternoon and it had like a hundred thousand views and possesses it it reminded me when Amy brought those pimple popper videos oh yeah people were obsessed with mean Eddie potting my nose people are into life self torture oh so I did that this morning and then I better I listen I don't feel bad my sinuses are crushing me but I don't feel bad if you know there's a difference right now are you watching it you look good in the video dude I like rough

9:37 Shania Twain will stop by the voice to serve as a key adviser to the top 12 artists she's gonna appear on the April 24th show the first night of the live performances what did ever put a judge an advisor and the key advisor that consulted they have all these things I don't know it's like they have all these things I know if it's still pretty cool of your Shania Twain man Blake Shelton has finally settled a defamation lawsuit he filed against In Touch Weekly back in 2015 it's from a cover story where they said he'd hit rock bottom due to out-of-control drinking and whatnot according to TMZ InTouch came through with an undisclosed amount of cash to make it all go away I'm aiming after 30-second skinny this story comes us from Pennsylvania a man accidentally drove his car right into a river all because the GPS said turn right even though there's water no yep he said look man I didn't notice the body of water it

10:36 said go right so there's this car right in the Miller what'd you do with the GPS no you don't your luck with your eyeball oh I'm much like that you're a bonehead story of the day I was talking a few days ago about how dumb these celebrity promposals are yeah when someone gets online like dear Scarlett Johansson I would love for you to go to prom with me and then they feel guilty and they have to say yes yeah and everyone around the I was gonna say the world I don't know but the world is like oh I wonder what the celebrity gonna say they're mean if they say no so I was like way to stop uh-huh because it's putting the Emma Stone and I think was the last one yeah she was like I'm in London I can't or I would you kind of look like Ryan Gosling he didn't look like Ryan Gosling so I was like we have to stop these and so last night and haven't heard this ray just told me about this Jimmy Kimmel was saying the

11:33 same thing oh he calls for an end and haven't heard him say this yet - celebrity promposals now every overconfident kid at a school in America has to have a famous date for the problem listen the kids don't look for your prom date in US Weekly it's not cute Selena Gomez doesn't want to make out with you okay go to the cafeteria find someone your own age and paw him or her in the back of a limo okay like-minded people yeah Jimmy Kimmel so never gonna get it I have one here according to google mm-hmm Americans have searched this word more this week than they will at any other time during the whole year this week yeah according to Google Americans have searched this word this week more than any other time a whole year think about that I don't think you'll get if you want to call in you can 870 777 Bobby this week before you search more than a year I'm gonna go to lunch box Hill we call the ruiner

12:48 sometimes he runs the game so it might be the easiest one you've ever be willing to bet a snake hold on no according to you this week this word has been searched more than any other time the Year lunch box it's easy bunny bunny Oh Bing Bing bunny I show me bunny I just think you guys are not good at this yeah oh you did oh yeah okay according to Google this words been searched more than any other word and it's the most searched this week and you go ahead United are you asking for the Bell yeah yeah technicalities you asked for the Bell because I thought I was never gonna get it Amy according to Google Americans have searched this word more this week then they will any time this year good I was going the news route and then lunch box and something about Easter and that made me go with like people hop online to search for a church a church may Google Church Wow Church okay I think we've Charles is guessing the same thing

14:17 Charles that's what you guys say Church to have you feel like Church yes or no that's pretty good I put them on the side that gets the winner not down the set you don't think it's phenomenal okay show me Church that's it Charles you in a way from war Robin Georgia man if we literally look through studios and go what can we Mel we got an I heart country pillow we need floss like Eddie needs in that you guys hang around cuz I don't want to go home that's not true it's not true I get work done yeah but if I get work done here and not a I don't know the difference um yeah well Sydney said hold on hold middle Center mob definite barebone we do I can't remember copy of my book bare-bones I'm sign a form no cuz we might say no good what if he's like I already have five copies I'm your biggest fan well you all were just like hey Charles would you like a signed copy of bare-bones or some dental floss hey you

15:34 know what that would be often a signed copy hey I got one thing for you I tried to uh I did an event last year called countrywide music's best I was trying to get you and your band to come down we did we did an event to honor all of our military police fire and rescue guys our bands of rain playing right now mm-hmm like we've taken the year off basically because Eddie's got a family yeah we appreciate the offer in the invite and we'd be happy to promote it let us know about it but yeah and he's got kids always got funny jokes too let's sit well send him a book and we'll help them let us know when your event comes up we're happy to promote that and congratulations on the big win today you should just throw the floss in with the book let's just do it yeah oh there's loss in there yeah I have plenty I have a lot of flaws and to make it even better Luke Bryan loosen you something other day perfect do we have his used

16:27 floss though I don't think so great if you go over to iTunes and I would say it's pretty cool if you like music so I do this podcast called the Bobby cast and Luke Laird who is heading at 23 number-one song stop by and we were talking about him riding with John party and talking about head over boots but he had that title head over boots sounds like that dude that's awesome and that's you and at the time he's like man I don't know if I can do some of this other music that you guys are you know current whatever they call it bro country or whatever but I was like well you don't have to like just do yourself you know and hopefully it'll connect because I was like if it connects you got that lane and like then people were chasing you go to iTunes subscribe to the Bobby cash you can hear Lou Claire talk about that my my

17:29 the stories behind the songs so cool yeah I think songwriters in music part of it so iTunes search Bobby cast what do you know about Sergio Garcia he's a baseball player go for it yeah you know he's a he's a golfer he won the um green jacket masters that's right Annie's been golfing for like years so this is huge now he's not that old oh well yeah but he's no jordan Spieth he's not twenty he's like your age right right okay so it's like he probably started offering these five so he's been golfing for years okay fine I'm arguing is he finally won a match one of the majors right and he gets a green jacket yeah he wants to wear in his wedding what'd you think about that awesome dad yeah and I bet his bride-to-be is like you know what I'm so proud of you bust it out that's cool I mean how many women can say they're marrying a guy with a green master jacket would that be like me if I were to get married like holding

18:40 Macy Awards yes it would be the same thing I think it's tacky tacky to wear a career like a career accomplishment it's not like he's in the military okay well I was gonna say military people wear it and they've got all their that's the real deal and they're risking their life this guy hits a little white ball yeah first of all let me say this I really don't care like I think whatever makes you happy makes you happy and of you that I'm just saying that's a good point question it is it tacky to most people I wouldn't do it well the thing that's different is fortunately for him his award came in the form of a jacket and you wear a jacket on your wedding day you don't carry trophies around there but I do have a two ACM tuxedo they gave me after the seven yeah that's what you're exactly where it if it makes everybody happy listen just do it makes you happy people yeah I mean yeah how cool would that be to walk up

19:36 there in your master's jacket me so cool so like you you can get a jacket made of your book cover like bare bones that would be perfect for your wedding I guess that's my point little braggy okay I see your point now but still thank you a nice box for help me with my point ya know when you accomplish something that big you're one of the only few people in the world you gotta brag listen I don't know Sergio but he seems like a humble guy so I just think it's more cute and funny like hey wow I'm on the masters I do here's a great yeah I'm one I'm we have that in seven degrees from weather it rolled yeah Megan I'm one degree from Sergio that's close do you got like a Spanish one yeah and he's really good friends of them Oh Sergio play golf with any like three four days before really yeah and so yes that's cool so he's like he's awesome dude but see I feeling about Sergio once I figured out

20:33 who he was I knew he's a nice dude I mean thought he's a baseball player and that's okay there's that are you a strike honey Eddie of course we are like are you going somewhere are you doing at your house no we're gonna do it the house does the 9 year old show Easter Egg guy oh yeah and now he's fast so he didn't get on a forty three-year-old guys and we have to get after him sit up put him back let the three-year-old play put him back yeah well because a three-year-old a little slower than why not get into the three-year-old an advantage like okay you get three minutes ago and then let the nine-year-old come after he fell back well because at the end of the day it's just about like getting those Easter eggs and like cracking them on our heads I just have to put them back yeah well because I want the three-year-old to find them but give him I got three minute head start I could I could then let the nine y'all

21:18 going alright I'm gonna try that this year well that's not a man I should I should have Eddie's kids you said of your own Oh so here's the drama it's just that Eddie is it reliable right what on earth the Arkansas two groups are you talking about because Eddie wants to borrow every by stuff all time oh I do and this is a couple things first of all Eddie went to lunch monkey said can I borrow your lawnmower unless Locke said no this is quite the haul y'all don't live next door I know I think I thought that you'd agree with me bones because you have trouble commitment this is my deal with certain things I don't want to buy a lawnmower that's a big commitment Eddie you own a house yeah you're you're gonna come live once a week and borrow my lawnmower he's like dude so this is what I'll do you'll need to fill it up with gas I'll come pick it up and then if you'll pick it up from my house like you we can

22:14 rotate and I'm like Eddie you know he asked me three days and rody goes I just don't understand why you're not gonna have a friends back when you need something I would lend it to you listen it's the first pack it's the first cut of the spring to come and stuff I needed it quick I'm like why you're a buddy I don't know them well enough I don't know my neighbors well enough to knock on the door and ask for you're gonna drive halfway across town Mauro let me do this so I bought a new car right yeah Eddie wants to borrow for the week my car's a piece I'm not your family that's coming in time you listen to think you got that car just it's more of a it's more of a you thing what it wait haul thing we all would love more Eddie as a person oh thank you like great dude you are angular great don't take care of things though guys it's a one-day lawnmower bar oh yeah but look what happened to the focus after

23:28 like two years had that for a long time no car no lawn mower see if my husband will come over in mow a he loves him oh yeah do it for you let's do that then your husband goes to his house in Moses lon oh I'm telling you my husband loves to mow in theaters today the fate of the Furious is finally out and actually opened last night for some people who've already seen it no he's a huge fan of iMovie she's been she says everyone but I called her out earlier she has some little bow-wow on her I've seen on TBS or something at one point if it's on TV very entertaining movies 65% positive on Rotten Tomatoes good and then you also have that animated film spark a space tale Eddie is Eddie jr. I want to see that I haven't heard of anybody spark a space tell ya brawling in D probably it's not a picture of lumination I don't know all right well Cole Swindell stopped some woman who climbed on stage was heading

24:50 towards Dirk's Finley what Cole Swindell said he had to intervene it was Amy and then she jumped on Cole's back instead anyway that's kind of scary how does someone get gear listen I have no idea they said it was just like total chaos Cole is on durkas tour all the way through September I'm Amy that's her 32nd skinny by the way Dierks Bentley brought Amy a chair he made it for her and in the back of the chair says pin the joy and on the seat is his face yeah so when Amy sits down in the chair she puts her bottom under his face yeah yeah yeah Jedi darks I was talking to my girlfriend last night if I have to hear one more conversation about Amy's house aye aye aye I do love my house and it makes me uncomfortable and my house was we worked really hard at all here to furnish it like we lived empty in it for like six months right all I'm saying is we're sitting there having dinner last night

26:09 and she goes man let me take my Amy's closet and that was like oh yeah the first time I've ever had a closet like that bTW and she goes you know your closet like yeah she goes double the size and now more awesome and I was like first of all right closet fine Amy I don't either yeah gosh she doesn't talk about your house my wife said that your staircase is nice and wide builder did that I mean they they renovated the house I guess he decided to make a wide staircase I can't help either nervously I know my closets like a mine box get in you touch all four of the walls and you need a rope to come down to climb out wide yes but it's simple it's not do she's just like Amy's closet so much better than your that she was like she wasn't that she's like man our house is so boring compared to Amy's maybe we need to do some fixing up like she goes Amy's lighting and just it's just so bright and just everything is beautiful

27:10 how'd you do it yeah pretty cool all of us guys are feeling the pinch it's like looking it's like having a girlfriend seeing they're muscular or super talented ex-boyfriend exactly it's like great yep I don't know I mean my husband I we've been married 10 years and yes like this is we decided like this let's make this house like our fine let's feel good we want to feel at home a lot of times like we're just constantly moving on to the neck and my girlfriend moving with you because she loves it she take my wife my wife is ready to got me nice three muscle you get a shack the kids I guess it is anyway it's a like crazy it's it's a three-bedroom house me my husband my son's room my daughter's room and a beautiful house I heard that staircase was so wide you see play Red Rover on it Bobby come over that's just what I heard so I'll leave that there I don't know I'm doing this out in I handle it cuz like I I'm proud I'm like

28:33 thank you but I'm like voice feels weird maybe filtered over to Amy's or no no here are the rules of the game I mean I have the same less than about 30 g stir jokes same ammunition here okay well I love it and we'll see who wins the Easter joke off like we get a cheese yeah it's three jokes and our Eddy lunchbox I'm ready judge yeah and you could end up choosing the same joke it's just all about delivery or I don't know if someone use it it's okay yeah okay so would you like to go first or second dad's okay go ahead okay Easter joke number one from Amy go ahead what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards what do you call it you mean to do that thing or just an answer okay a receding hairline Amy that's you whatever you looked at me no it's not about you Jen rabbits marching backwards ray takes offense to the east reminds yeah yeah did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter

29:53 eggs she had to call the eggs Terminator good and I didn't insult Rey either so there we go okay let's go to the judges here right uh Amy or Bobby Amy's everybody seem to laugh more to that one I only heard when she goes dirty I chose blue oh yeah he said he said it he thinks I said it towards him yeah but he picked you yes amy gets that point okay I'm ready okay ready yeah Judy how does a bunny stay healthy how exercised okay second eggs do where does the Easter Bunny breakfast penalization I don't make the rules judges what do you think blowing there's your jokes in there when you're ordered pancakes hey time out yeah don't yell the judge there you go have you ran out of church Bobby you simple yes I agree Bob gets the point ray Amy I thank you all right last joke frog all the eggs oh wow it's Ted tied up let me go first and he said for all the eggs here we go he's making jokes here's my official joke why

32:01 couldn't the Easter egg family watch TV because their cable was scrambled find your latest a Oh what kind of jewelry do rabbits wear what kind of jewelry two rabbits wear 14 karat gold Oh salted you guys but now that you've already had my vote in Easter Joker I don't know how the insult the judges approach works and where you come from or I can't probably didn't go over well much wieck's the delivery Amy it was a funny joke but you didn't deliver it well you went over that you should 14-karat go 14 karat gold Bobby oh wow scrambled egg come on yeah right wait who do you think yeah bones huh no P oh I'm a big fan of scrambled eggs

33:33 Peter Cottontail American drivers earn a see their behavior behind the wheel its overall people driving on estates when it becomes I think compared to other countries they get a see when it comes to the skills behind the wheel so I guess how would you kind of define yourself as a driver this is self evaluation Amy b-plus yeah you give her some of e+ yeah what are your strengths I mean I don't I've never had a wreck with another car nice object was always there yeah good I pretty good I use my blinker yeah and I mostly yeah so you'd be an honorable driver you think b-plus that's where y'all great Amy the count of three say it one two three okay okay Bobby what are you a bus probably a - could you dropped you slow I don't drive illegally on the highway I Drive the speed limit I just feel like there's a law for a reason and I buy that long the only reason I would get my cell phone - because I'm always looking and all that

35:12 take extra precaution from cyclists and people on motorcycles I was watching for them yes you're so courteous yeah no no you just don't see them sometimes we forget secondly this is what I do is that the reason I get my cell phone - is that where there's a red light or a stop sign I will look at Twitter and said f you have to Hong behind me to get me to go yeah won't do it while I'm driving the cars moving will not be doing it but I will look at it when the lights red so someone to go for - green dude so that's why we give myself away okay but I'm a great driver are you good with your signals and oh yeah I signal way ahead of time I signal that I'm well like like if I'm gonna signal in like a mile I give a slight signal so when I get there I give this full stick okay like a warning to all ways wave - if you let me in I'm waving you have to wave yeah you have to wave if you don't want I don't even get mad

36:01 at people but if I wave and you don't like way back yeah it's over and if I let you in you don't wave it so oh yeah let's just say that a my occurs at eff my message give me cracking my knuckles yeah lunch box I'd say a solid a yeah I'm an aggressive driver I'm a speeder but I'm very good with my blinkers and I am very courteous I let people over all the time and I do the wave oh yeah come on over come on over and I'm always on time and there's good at it on the courteous scale I put myself at a - to like most the time I try to let people in all the time but sometimes if I'm in a real big hurry I won't be a little bit selfish and be like ooh can't let you in and that will make you apologize no no I don't look at him most of time I do Botox charlie because I always try to think if I needed to be let out with someone let me out exactly but if we're piling out of a concert or piling out of an event it's

36:58 the 500 cars gonna be aggressive what if you're in traffic and you need to go right in this all the way back up do you ever go all the way up on the left and then oh I don't know then put your blinker on to get over now fully disrespectful oh I'm disrespect like that oh I just get it I get in the back and just I feel like it's my duty to sit in line like everybody else lame-o yes fairness oh really yeah oh yeah me too I don't know I was gonna go to jail we're driving speed limit I am you just told me Eddy our video producer has this beard and it is way long it's kind of gross it's curling into itself at this point hmm so he went and he took the microphone to his kids where it really matters yeah and he's like what'd you think of the beard here at his kids age nine and three it's kind of Blacky white mine's more black than white never seen in my work that the sides that are getting real long like they're getting

38:10 curly yeah keep it or get rid of it keep it except times did it I like to pair with you on a hair when they say they all had an uber involve you sitting in the way it is now yeah all right keep your beard yeah don't let your head be bald okay a couple things that come to stick on this one that you they're noticing the gray in your beard yeah they called it a zebra beard little white little black secondly you can't help the fact that you're going bald right I think he was referring to the time you all made me shave it I lost a bet why do we do we're so dumb we always do dumb bets but they're referring to that don't remember you see I don't like that bald look but he likes the beard they both liked the beard dude so I guess I'm gonna have to keep it okay there you go what do I do that's it nothing nothing like important work stuff comes up yeah this is why I asked I said specifically am I good to grow here nine-year-old you

39:18 know to you and you said you know I did you do what you want you're good but you could you could maintain it you know does that brown maintain it are you building anything duck dynasty guys do they maintain it they're not them and there's sometimes there's four - gross - oh okay well it's your thing you're just made sponsors might not use you because a beard oil sponsors might okay they might you're lucky that I do a show for my house called the Bobby cast and songwriter from Nashville saw black and Luke Laird has written over 20 number ones we were talking about Talladega from Eric Church we were on a bus in Albany New York one of the races was on the TV and front lounge it was on mute it was like right something like about not a NASCAR song but just that feeling that camaraderie that those fans have and I think we kind of were seeing a day to like some different things and he was like yeah we wrote that I felt

40:20 really good about that song and we wrote we wrote it probably two years before that album came out so that was I didn't even know if it would ever receive the light of day because so much time had passed and he'd written so many songs but I guess he always had that one in his back pocket and knowing he wanted to put it out you can hear that on the Bobby cash just go to iTunes and search Bobby casts the new thing around this room is rewarding yourself yeah so lunchbox went rogue boarded himself just with a massage he was driving on the road what you think to yourself I was like maybe killing it work right now yeah I was like there's a massage place you probably deserve a massage reward yourself so he stopped and got him a reward that was awesome and he's now into this rewarding himself think it'll work right yeah I mean I'm warning yourself like you have to do it all right so what did I do

41:15 after work I want to try to get some beer so you thought you'd reward yourself a little six-pack this tea is no big deal right okay yeah we got a work about 11:00 so I picked the don't leave at 11:00 yeah yeah 11:30 I get home before noon for sure 100% lunchbox got serious problem with that go ahead and I wasn't gonna drink your after work doesn't know wait till later in the day I'll take my nap and then I'll drink it later mas I'd take it the checker or whatever and I put my beer down there and she cards me I'm like okay no Wyatt carding me I look like I'm 80 but whatever my driver's license is expired when I turned 30 and ate one of my birthday like three weeks ago wait so you're riding dirty right now dude I'm riding dirty wait I think beer like I'm worthless the guerrilla ladies I'm sorry I know you look well over 21 but I just can't sell I'm like are you kidding me I'm 38 look at me you

42:12 didn't get the beer dude I just took my hat off showed her my head like I don't have any hair like I saw I just can't do it my bosses over there so because what if you wanted like that you have a little sting operation I don't know what they call TABC which kind of trick them I didn't think about that well I guess she was just doing her job but I mean I was trying to reward myself and then that's what happens so did you buy like oh let's just stop for a second wait a minute yeah why were you trying to reward yourself what do you mean I've had a well first off I wanted just no cos lunchboxes like I've been killing it on show it all started when Morgan tried to nominate me as the Employee of the Month which was a terrible idea but there was some truth behind it I felt and she felt obviously so I felt like you know what I know that I wasn't the employee of the month because Bobbie doesn't want that going on in the office

42:59 but I feel like I deserve it there's no office the studio whatever okay the reason we don't have employee the month it's because they're only like eight of us total and everyone's just doing their job she's doing and if some of us have been really crazy good they get a rule board I know I just feel like there isn't enough back padding going around ever just in the world in general and I think lunch box is on to something reward yourself when you feel like you're doing good don't you feel like your paycheck to reward no definitely not oh no because I don't spend any of that money but you live what you were able to support your family and have a roof over your head sure if that's spending your money that's just working that's like I work to support the thing you want to treat yourself I want a six-pack of beer like sit on the back porch let some music and just enjoy a couple beers that's all I went

43:45 into the back pad that's what you're saying you got a back pat yourself like people wait for a raise a raise doesn't come but maybe once a year if you're lucky and you're not gonna win employ the month only 12 people win it a year usually in the office so not a lot of people win that so you're not always gonna get recognized so you got to recognize yourself because if you're not looking out for number one no one else is and some people turn a blind eye in the office because of politics what Oh

44:16 right now the best boy a company has but someone in office doesn't like them so they're not gonna nominate him for employee of the month that's a real thing to happen in most places yeah pat yourself on the battle no don't move it is they're not all right I also just don't think employed in months to good things for the crew why because I have to pick it and I can't be it and I'm gonna pick a me every time and then we're mad at me absolutely well you have a talk the boss tonight what about employee of the month no general I'm not mature about know every how everyone's doing yes a visually I'll tell you what I'll tell you who got like a rave review yeah what hey me what why what did what did he say break it down for us say she's been doing so great I want to hear this no no no jerking off what's up I feel like I got good Church of criticism yeah and you take it better than anybody else in the whole world so what'd he say in a

45:22 special meeting my Bobby it doesn't matter but he was like hey and it really takes constructive criticism awesomely like on the show can learn when you say something like Amy takes it and learns from it oh when did you give her constructive criticism died two days ago no there's a game called dad shut the door it doesn't matter and so it's it's just no no she says she learns from it so I just what you told her and I want it on the last two days what she's done so well that she changed pay attention to see if she's doing a good job changing they don't know that I've had time to implement the changes that I have been practicing at home my husband's aware and he's supposed to help me yeah at home yeah well I mean don't worry I'll practice at home for work no response the thing I might say

46:22 then tell me something good here you okay so we're back here and Amy was talking earlier about that Missy Elliott song we played in the dance party like what does that say when it's reversed it's actually just what she's saying reversed and I've had them for you now if you'd like to hear that so he took that part that goes it's your aunt band and reversed it right I'm gonna play it yeah here what is this bad words this is like I'm gonna reverse heads and then she reverses her I put my thing down flip it and reverse for saying that doesn't know that now radio edit for on even no one to I didn't wanna know what you're saying either and I even have that song download it but I have the clean version so I thought that that's just how was I ain't never been in Reverse I'm just trying to reverse the reverb mazing huh artist right there but you know when Beck loser what so you impair the door and speaking German

47:37 right no that's Spanish oh my gosh what is wrong with you he says sprechen sie Deutsch that's German yeah but he's saying I'm a loser I'm talking about different part Oh speak German Oh what are you talking about how the party speak Spanish yes that's not reversed no that's just Spanish for I'm a loser baby choking a termite whatever somebody just tweeted me it's a hey listen I like the dance party it's funny that you guys listen to music other than country we do we listen all kinds of music yes we do I'm going to see John Mayer I'm flying today it's my only weekend off for like seven weekends I'm gonna go to the only John Mayer show that I can go to and so he's playing in Minneapolis and I'm gonna go up and watch the shows tomorrow night so I'm pretty excited about that who you taking so cool my girlfriend Oh check it you want to know the weird thing about that what is that so we're both huge diamonds

48:41 I'm sorry Eddie I'll play your favorite song yes John Mayer is best song what do you write this about no so anyway so beside now can you record any by the way has to keep your shampoo with my shower in case you wanna wash your hair you know we're going and all the chance so found yourself some awesome ways a huge I'm afraid to and I was like so I'll take her in to meet him she never met her before but she's like I don't know she's like and it's always that you don't want to meet your hero thing so she's here to meet him I think a little bit what are you telling her about that what do you mean wanting you met him ya know a bunch as I he's cool yeah yeah yeah so comfort her tell her it's gonna be fine I did I was like it'd be good and when she's back though she'd go ahead can i play a riff with you so she know it'll be nothing like that yeah I don't there's not getting me any artist talk it's just gonna be hey how's it

49:47 going if she even wants to like I don't know also you know I think her dream is to like do a crossroads like her and John Mayer like CFD crossroads yeah and so that she's what does happen or like ever if it happens organically like she did a John Mayer song on her record yeah yeah I don't know if that would come up I don't know maybe she should slip a note in his saying no Bobby make one of those hangman's sort of be something fun for me to do I hang them that is CMT Crossroads and have to figure it out and then he'll be like dang they're clever no I don't think that's it but so yeah take anyway nevermind too much too much there'd be nothing it's gonna be hey Mike here's Jim people keep in our shower okay you wanna watch I still can't be sure booing my son's like Katy Perry know that you probably found yourself someone it's kind of weird that would be on the other side of the meet-and-greet

50:48 what do you mean we're just going to go through with like some other fans go away you got to go one I didn't I don't want to do that oh come on what I thought you would take her like I this is how I pictured it like cowboy you two are going back there lindsay has her guitar on she's playing his song Ashley randomly playing audition no you know Bobby's gonna play it so cool so cool hey John you know I'm Bobby I'm baby do you go by your real name with him I don't do anything when you see him is it gonna be like hey Bobby what's that what probably take that of you and him from years it's not gonna be like hey man nice to meet you know we've met already probably not okay we've probably met 10 times will you hotel room once - I'll do that

51:58 yeah II know things happen did you see the shampoo I'm happy for you because I know that yours Ellen Show I'll get to go to like three months I feel bad for Lindsay though why cuz you're not letting her take your guitar maybe nothing like no artist it's just hey this is my girlfriend mm-hmm that's it yeah when you get your chances you go take advantage in her walking on stage in the middle of the show and going hey John let me plug in that could be that could be huge yeah he could be like but she could be like this is how I play your song have to go okay I guess so the city of Nashville is trying to sell alcohol 23 hours a day all right which hours are they not like why not go okay boy let's read that there bar its specific bars it's part of the city and they're lobbying for approval for a state legislation of a grant them the abilities to alcohol for 23 hours a day then nine hours three to four every a.m.

53:12 to 4:00 a.m. that's why just to clean up and to go it's not 24 hours yeah it just can't be non-stop 24 hour our goals Wow but I mean come on let's go is that you're saying or come on it's a lot it's a lot I have no problem with it because if you want how long call you can go get alcohol sure like it's like I just have I have I don't believe in putting all these constraints on people when they're just gonna do it anyway so I do you see this place packed at 5 a.m. you know I don't think that's the problem that's the purpose I don't know that are open I think it's just the ability to be open if they want it to be okay and it gives a place like let's say you work at another bar and you get off at 2:00 or 3:00 gives you somewhere to go and have a late-night drink do you know it is I know exactly what places earnest it's called the diner yeah yeah Ray's been there I haven't been there it's open 24

54:08 hours yeah the diner there's people leaving it when I'm coming to work everything the food yeah yeah voice trabajo okay and so if they wanted to alcohol 20 what's gonna happen is it's about so once one bar does it everyone's gonna want to do it it's for everybody so it's 6:00 a.m. someone can go get some pancakes and like I mimosa or something alcohol and I had a buddy of mine that would do that we go in the airport in the morning we'd be like hey we're gonna go get some breakfast and we're gonna journey slapjacks and at the kilo I feel like for airports like Rosen about the window they do they're like I'm traveling there is no time when I so I got told you guys I grew up in Arkansas and so we went to electric cowboy and it would stay open until 5:00 a.m. and they had alcohol tell it would just I don't know what the rule is anymore because one I don't go out different rules in different states

54:58 yeah I don't even know what it is boy probably I didn't know we were still 5 a.m. and it's just wide open they want to move to Austin I was like 2 a.m. yeah this is crazy this is like you're shutting the party then the cops come and so in here it's 3 does anyone have a problem with this place serving alcohol to I think it's great whatever no problem it's just like it's weird it's weird cuz nobody's doing it yeah it's like why can't you go to the man's cross-exam sure can I go to Kroger and buy beer at 6 a.m. no oh I can't you can buy beer all hours of the no store no wine though I thought no no from like from like midnight to 5:00 a.m. or something there's a there's a cut-off there's certain hours that you can not buy alcohol you can buy beer at 2:00 3:00 4:00 a.m. I'd listen to Ray yeah whatever the case is all I'm saying say lead role it's a little different yeah let's just make a roll like a federal

56:16 fight over when you can buy beer I can see lots of tech things like googling it right now do it go ahead like sausage why don't you why your wife is seriously you can't see anything you cannot buy it from you can buy from 8 a.m. to 4 a.m. what beer so you can't buy it from 4 a.m. to 8 a.m. that's what it says four hours 20 hours on that's so they could clean up Oh whatever right but so right you can't buy to 6:00 a.m. I was said 2 3 4 I think yeah I did I don't care there's a couple that had a Twitter themed wedding that's passed it means well they they met on Twitter so they had a Twitter themed wedding everything was Twitter if you had with your significant other if you re planning a wedding right now then you had to pick a theme based on what you have in common what would your wedding theme lunchbox you knew I'd been made for how long we've been married almost two years all right watch your team survivor you

57:12 have a survivor theme way Reviver themed wedding we'd have everybody would have their torches and you'd have your buffs and would you bow people out of the way there's you'd have tribal council the preacher guy would be Jeff Probst yeah we have challenges for rewards like who gets to the good cake at the reception if you get the you know top-shelf liquor you win that but yeah what about you and Lindsay music and we'd have like Keith Urban and John Mayer and Paisley and throwing Garth Brooks in there while you're at it like you talk but no but hers is like like it's dattara play and we just love like even classic rock so we'd have here we bring hendrix back yeah that's cool but that's what we really bond over talking about music yeah I was thinking we'd probably have now that our life is so involved because our kids live in Haiti right now at the orphanage I was like might have a Haitian themed wedding but and then I

58:09 went TV show rock as a lunchbox I did definitely be Breaking Bad oh boy anyway from a Haitian wedding is more of you guys know I think your husband is tiny wife you're a Haitian doesn't love that it's not about it about TV show what more is covering your wife after your life no and then you went all sentimental with the know I guess what oh my only my life surrounded by kids so we would just do the minions everywhere Lego Batman that's what our life is so that's our theme okay all right wish the wedding would have been sounds like the most fun oh my oh my oh I like the music one for sure yeah we'd have all kind of artists we'd have since the guy from Bollywood Turner overdrive like you know nine ten years old I love that storm we have them come play though whoo be tomorrow show them that place on yes nice one what did you say Buckman Turner overdrive that's a real one it's yes that's that Randy Bachman is the guy in

59:30 Canada who discovered Lindsay she was like guitar prodigy true story it's so cool and so yeah I mean I don't know who Randy Bachman is so I know I know you're yelling I'm gonna find us all you just go I know you you you know you no no no no no I did not like that did you hear that no so like

59:55 like back when it back in the day they're older yeah probably 79 get more like you ain't seen nothing yet you would also know American you know woman yeah yeah that's a little crevice oh no they covered it of the guests who who he was in as well but that's the guy who found Lindsay when she was a kid it was like hey you really going to work with you yeah so you're talking about marrying all this if we had a wedding that's what we do yeah I can play any game but you're the one that came up with this game no somebody gave me the news story oh yeah I am Eddie our video producer has two kids nine-year-old and three-year-old and so the three-year-olds playing soccer now he is playing soccer this is first sport really threes the youngest so you can do anything like this so is this for sport we're gonna introduce him to the world of sports with soccer how about incentivizing your kids like if they do well it's what you give them

1:01:02 things here's his problem he's three so his attention spans not very it doesn't last very long and he gets tired and the games are probably about 30 30 45 minutes so about halftime he's just uninterested doesn't want to play really he just wants to water breaks and so we're over on the sidelines yelling and I'm like dude come on just like go score like do something and just want to do anything so we've resulted in just kind of going up to them and telling them look you go and play hard and score a goal or something and we'll buy you whatever and we've done this twice the first game we bought him we had to buy Legos no he just tried okay and then the second time I had to bribe him with ice cream afterwards any score he did score that time now it is the thing now now like he thinks like alright if I play hard I get something I don't want to buy him something every week but I feel like we're going down I like

1:02:03 a bad road here like we're gonna have to do something every time he plays he like playing soccer he does but only for the first half and then after that he just doesn't want to do anything does he practice oh we practice in the backyard yeah he knows the game so he knows what he has to do he's the youngest of the group so it's were kind of harder for him to he's everyone else is like 4 or 3 or the older part of 3 so he's got to play really hard if he wants to compete so Legos ice cream and I'm sure next week we're probably gonna try to ask him to get something you know do what he wants next time what do you think about this it's tough one liked because I don't you can't yet you can't offer him incentive first of all and give it to him if he doesn't score I don't think that I want him to look at sports that way then you can't sanitize him at all right but then you won't do anything he doesn't like

1:02:55 sports let's let the kid follow his arrow oh wow follow his arrow so so don't offer anything to play hard and just let him kind of sit around the second half I'm not saying to Offerman thing but don't give him something if you didn't earn it yeah I mean for playing hard yeah get something free though this nation remedy like yeah you like participate your majest i don't like them okay I don't like him I just feel like at 3 you have to like start this is his time like you got to either start something or just don't don't get him in sports okay I have a father of none I would say that you you don't incentivize them sports should be fun for the kid and if it's not then take the kid out of the sport oh wow and they put him in something else and see what he enjoys and do that for his whole life until he finds what he's passionate about Wow and I say that as many years being a father none right sir so many

1:03:48 now that be my advice okay because there's one thing I do give it's great advice yes for not having any kids it's amazing right like I'm the best parent and I have no kids yeah sometimes those are the best parents don't have kids mostly those are they all think that yeah so no more incentives all right doesn't like the plight you can't force another play oh boy I just feel like the incentives are just starting get expensive yeah hey he woke up things that are free hugs oh yeah you're on the air at Springfield Mass what's going on not much so I just had a question for you guys I'm going on a job interview next week and I have a mohawk which some people think seem to think that that's a little controversial when going on an interview so I've been getting some flack and people say I should tie it what do you guys think I think it depends on your job were you looking at so I'm an athletic trainer

1:04:52 and a strength auditioning coach but along with my regular job I'm actually a professional strongman as well I think them all have worked as well as long as there's not some policy at a corporation that you're trying that's what I would look and see like if it's I don't know if it's a 20 or 24 hour fitness or Gold's Gym or wherever it is as long as there's not something that says you can't have it it totally works for that profession okay so yeah we're I think we're all totally cool though and our opinions are dealing with the matters right yeah that's right yes yeah okay when do you go in Rob um next week on Tuesday all right Mohawk Rob call us back let us know if you got the job that's awesome thanks guys I appreciate you listening oh you got it no problem all right there he is Rob good luck to him it's the Bobby bones show outtie 5,000 for us we'll see you Monday what's going on over the weekend you hmm

1:05:45 Fast and the Furious no the fate of the Furious that will be going down some outdoor stuff because if it's be a gorgeous weekend and then church on Sunday then probably some more outdoor stuff just me awesome here lunchbox Oh Easter little bunny foo foo man Easter Sunday big holiday here yeah we popping through the forest no I don't know a little but I don't know a little money for everyone give us I mean breaks off along little bunny foo foo went hopping through the forest so I got what was he doing I know they were looking for eggs yeah Eddie do my mom and dad coming to town today it's a big weekend so the kids are really excited I'm really excited for my parents and we're gonna spend Easter they drive from Texas do they drive Wow yeah mm-hmm so they come up here in about six months I'm going to Minneapolis and we watched John Mayer come back in time for Easter I'm gonna do Lindsey's a big Easter like cooker so

1:06:46 she's gonna make he making so we all coming over yes that's what I'm thinking yeah bring parents over he probably would be like that's great and she'd make a hundred things if she would be like absolutely we can go to Amy's and eat in her closet yeah that's a plan on Instagram mr. Bobby bones and don't forget you can subscribe to the Bobby cast just go to iTunes and search Bobby cast I think next week like Jake Owen may be coming by cool I think and door hey mike d come my dear--my mighty who's come by the Bobby cast next week do we know yeah who's coming by going Jake okay Jake you won yeah in Derek's maybe are we still waiting on Dirks yeah come on enough thank you all right so Jake oh all right yeah hey hey cool cool cool the goal dude all right see it thanks bye say my name

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What is discussed in "The Bobby Bones Show - Happy Easter"?

In order: 0:00 United, Luke Laird, Blake Shelton, Kelsea Ballerini; 10:00 Luke Laird, Sergio Garcia, United; 30:00 Luke Laird; 40:00 John Mayer; 50:00 CMT Crossroads, John Mayer; 1:00:00 Gold's Gym, Jake Owen, John Mayer.

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17 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including John Mayer, United, Luke Laird, Fast Eddie, Mason Tucker, Rockport Elementary School. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 8 min; the transcript is about 11,419 words in 64 timestamped sections.

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