The Bobby Bones Show - Raging Idiots' World Premiere Day

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Bobby Cast, Alaska Airlines, Northampton, Sergio Garcia
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Bobby Bones
3. 40:00 – 50:00: Chrissy Teigen, The Office, Bobby Bones, Northampton
4. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Bobby Bones, Local Burger, Amazon Echo, Captain Crunch chicken tenders
5. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: Bobby Cast, Chase Rice, Matt Overton
6. 1:30:00 – 1:34:37: Bobby Cast, Matt Overton

Notable quotes from "The Bobby Bones Show - Raging Idiots' World Premiere Day"

• Wonderful state of Massachusetts did a stand-up show in Boston I love Boston I was in Northampton I just get people up there so that's what I did everybody I'm glad to see your face you do your adoption party was this weekend.

  about Northampton · at 0:18

• I see you people show its producer Raymond at Alaska Airlines flight headed from Sacramento to San Diego is forced to make an emergency landing the warning light said there was fired on board there weren't any flames luckily.

  about Alaska Airlines · at 3:38

• Itching oh there you go I'll read for into saying hey by the way if you go to iTunes and you search Bobby cast and you can subscribe coming by Lu cleared probably I mean it's…

  about Bobby Cast · at 7:22

• Leads to jail I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day Bobby bones show maybe you guys will remember Shannon called and was like I got a job interview will you please…

  about Bobby Bones · at 11:51

• Called athlete no athlete doing cool things it's ICU chrissy teigen paid for him it's tuition at a beauty school my name is Mercedes Edna from Charlotte North Carolina she had started a crowdfunding campaign to raise money to go to.

  about Chrissy Teigen · at 40:51

• Got a bunch of stories to tell you but the first one was we finish Lindsay and I watching all 201 episodes of The Office Wow yeah it was behind seasons and I was like he's my favorite show ever and so she watched every episode it was.

  about The Office · at 46:35

• Alone a comedy show like it just doesn't seem like you need cops I went over to a place to eat before he was called local burger oh do something called Captain Crunch chicken…

  about Local Burger · at 54:08

• Something I don't know you had to explain everyone in one word okay great can't wait over the weekend Matt Overton who plays for the Knapp Indianapolis Colts and who works on…

  about Matt Overton · at 1:05:42

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Bobby Bones — Person · 5 mentions · first at 11:56
• Chrissy Teigen — Person · 3 mentions · first at 41:00
• Matt Overton — Person · 2 mentions · first at 1:05:48
• Sergio Garcia — Person · 1 mention · first at 4:04
  Dead bat was found in one take your salads back for a full refund and finally in sports Sergio Garcia won the Masters his first ever major championship so congrats to him…
• Nikita — Person · 1 mention · first at 52:01
  I didn't leave oh yeah finish the show by the end of it was just like weird I had Walker Hayes and Nikita out on stage and we were just playing songs and it was yeah I think it…
• Walker Hayes — Person · 1 mention · first at 52:01
  I didn't leave oh yeah finish the show by the end of it was just like weird I had Walker Hayes and Nikita out on stage and we were just playing songs and it was yeah I think it…
• Chase Rice — Person · 1 mention · first at 1:05:56
  Overton who plays for the Knapp Indianapolis Colts and who works on our show he went on the road with chase rice and that was like a [ __ ] on the road chase rice I was like…
• Debbi — Person · 1 mention
• Tupac — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

• Bobby Cast — Book · 6 mentions · first at 7:36

Companies & orgs

• Local Burger — Company · 2 mentions · first at 54:14
• Alaska Airlines — Company · 1 mention · first at 3:44
• Deep Children's Hospital — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

• Captain Crunch chicken tenders — Product · 1 mention · first at 54:16
  Seem like you need cops I went over to a place to eat before he was called local burger oh do something called Captain Crunch chicken tenders talk about it's fantastic it's one…
• Amazon Echo — Product · 1 mention · first at 57:28
  Cleaning in the kitchen and next thing you know we're like telling our little Amazon echo player just like throwing out songs and requesting it so we didn't get a lot of…

Concepts & topics

• The Office — Concept · 3 mentions · first at 46:39

Places & events

• Northampton — Place · 3 mentions · first at 0:23

Full transcript with timestamps

0:11 another week feeling good about this week come on stereo playing spend my weekend in the wonderful state of Massachusetts did a stand-up show in Boston I love Boston I was in Northampton I just just get people up there so that's what I did everybody I'm glad to see your face you do your adoption party was this weekend yeah wait no it was all girl I know that's why I thought you and you had a stand-up show I know it's gonna match NBC hey Matt what's up buddy thanks for calling oh thanks for having me on the air it's actually pretty not yet sake right and it's always like to stand by it's early in the morning you picked up the phone what's up um so I've done four years in the Marines at sorting Afghanistan I've been a volunteer firefighter for just about ten years and I'm in the hiring process now to become a County Sheriff or a deputy sheriff and I just wanted to say that it's really nice to see somebody that's in your

1:15 position that stands up for the military and first responders like you do and the way that you do and the support that you show them is really really cool to see somebody that actually does that especially with everything that's going on nowadays with all like the media crap and everything going on with that I just wanted to show my appreciation to you in the morning show her how you guys stand up for all that it's very kind to you to say but as I always say myself is aha I don't do crap man I don't have the the who has to be out there fighting for our country like I'm a wimp I don't have to also be out there you know every day on the streets making sure that you know people are safe so yeah I appreciate it because like I need it and I don't I don't do it and so I appreciate you what you've done and everybody out there that serves and responds man nothing but respect for you guys so thanks Matt for

2:06 the call but again I just don't I don't think it's about me it's always awesome when I go to shows and I get people to give me their coins yeah that's a really cool thing for me and I always I really appreciate that Matt hey thank you have a great day man thank you for the call you guys all right see you later yeah I mean I would say that every hour if I could I guess I can how about we do it every hour by the way you can subscribe to our show and to the body cast if you go over to iTunes and search you type it in and subscribe to the channel and come right to your phone or computer whatever so just go search Bobby Castro Bobby bone show all the podcasts go up right there I see Barbara and Douglas pink and not really because they did anything awesome in their own hearts but just for being the luckiest people they was a lottery for third time Oh third time yeah the third time Douglas had previously won $120,000

3:11 in 1989 in 2010 the couple won $100,000 they just won the lottery for the third time for 6.1 million dollars oh my so you never give up never give up oh that's crazy a lunchbox plays the lottery every two weeks like take his paycheck does that makes me so jealous and so happy for them you're not happy for them are you I mean not really I see you people show its producer Raymond at Alaska Airlines flight headed from Sacramento to San Diego is forced to make an emergency landing the warning light said there was fired on board there weren't any flames luckily everybody is okay in recall news fresh express the salads have been recalled a dead bat was found in one take your salads back for a full refund and finally in sports Sergio Garcia won the Masters his first ever major championship so congrats to him sitting at a traffic light before work and it would not turn green it wasn't a flash or like you said that oh yeah it was a

4:19 real-life red light yeah so I reverse it and drive back and drive forward I Drive a UH I got a driver's green so you just go right I didn't get on the left turn so I Drive back and I'm not even sure if it's a sensor there for the time forward and so finally it hit and that I was wondering no badge no forward or if I just got the timer here because I think it was it wasn't it ever really like crazy cross-section where they have a sensor someone's behind you you can't drive back but what you do sometimes you wait for someone to drive up behind you hopefully they trigger it right because that's the thing too that's why you're going back yeah sack like three cars oh that's why they got more than what does that you go change for just one car correct I'll try that forward bringing the good news on a Monday this is about positivity it's called tell me something good love police officers if you're listening

5:38 in your police officer I love what you do I appreciate you every single day taking risks to keep us safe and for all you police officers that go above and beyond and do an extra lift this year these officers in Texas are taking American Sign Language classes so they can better serve their communities because now about 15% of Americans are deaf or hard of hearing so collin county texas jeff deputies are all going to sign language classes so they can learn how to talk to you or hard-of-hearing that's cool isn't it cool like extra above beyond to do extra that is awesome well you know Oregon State Police they took an oath to protect and serve yeah we love police even if it's baby ducklings yeah so a mama duck and her little baby ducklings were crossing the street at an intersection when two ducklings were swept into the drain but don't worry the State Police were called and city workers too and they were able to reach

6:30 in there with the net and rescue the two ducklings they were reunited with their mother and siblings and they waddled away unharmed appreciate it though the police the city they're here to protect and serve thank you guys that much Mike you're up ma'am Facebook is saving lives there's this lady she was pregnant she just wrote on her status oh my goodness I'm itching all over my body well someone on her facebook said well if you are itching and you're pregnant it could be and I don't even know how to Holy Ghost stasis and it affects the unborn baby so she went to the doctor and they're like we got to deliver this baby early a lot of the baby Facebook because it's because it's life-threatening to the baby Wow see Facebook's a good place this is one time I guess if you're itching oh there you go I'll read for into saying hey by the way if you go to iTunes and you search Bobby cast and you can subscribe coming by Lu cleared

7:41 probably I mean it's not that big is one of the biggest riders but Dirk just come by the house and Jake Owens come by the house three good ones one allele of songwriters and so maybe that's that's not your jam we've learned that you're not really into the songwriting I appreciate them cuz they they make it happen without them there were did you hear what she said what there's gonna be one really good one iTunes and subscribe and type in Bobby cast and subscribe and there you go in Boston on Friday night and that probably haven't been out twice in two years but a lot of people from the company a lot of people from all over came to watch the show and so we went to the cheers bar afterwards making new weeks and it was cool take the picture outside by the sign but inside very tiny it is actually look like the cheers more inside Italy yeah it was nice I mean it wasn't super packed or anything I

8:45 thought it'd be like all tourists it really wasn't we had fun out of water is it on the rock stuff and they close at midnight I kept going that played the song I midnight yes I waited around cuz I can 1140 and I was like you know who feel tired but I want to hear the song and 12 o'clock hit and nothing they didn't play today cheers bar god that was Friday night it's Saturday night now tell you more about it later some guy yells out in the middle of my stand-up show I'm gonna shoot you no not to me 200 I just stopped the show I tweeted and instagrammed and snap chatted and the whole thing and I was just like I'd apologize because I was like I've never stopped a stand-up show before but there were two fight yeah it was nuts was wearing on Western Massachusetts and guys like I'll shoot you and I was like whoa whoa whoa don't stop stop everything I just sat down on the stage and waited and I'll tell you about it

9:46 later but afterward I went out and I was meeting a lot of them listeners behind that after the show and I was like okay let's all be careful here the cops came if you look at my Twitter you'll see all the cops outside the theater it they said I'll shoot you yeah he told her I'll shoot you they got into a fight oh my goodness yep and I have and Mike signs was working yeah right he was right by it and he was like you never thought the show inside this big theater and I could it was dark out there his wild man and then my speaker pop and it's not like a gunshot right that time I'll play that coming up a little bit Lauren Alaina has lots celebrate road less traveled hit the top of the charts and it's our first number one which is pretty exciting Jason Aldean's annual barstool went to number two and Sam hunts body like a back road jumps two spots so number three so William Michael Morgan and Jennifer Wayne have called

11:01 off their engagement they announced their separation on social media this weekend asking for privacy at this time I'm Amy that's your 30 second skinny this story comes to us from Albuquerque New Mexico two men needed to get to the courthouse cuz one guy had to pick up an ankle monitor you know for you know supervision purposes like man we don't have a ride we don't have a ride I got it we'll steal a car oh wow so they stole a car only problem is it had a GPS tracking device and please like man that's going right right to the courthouse they just waited when they walked up arrested him for the stolen car they stole a car to get to the courthouse to get an ankle bracelet to monitor their actions yes I mean it all makes sense cuz the bunch of dumb moves from a dumb people yeah Wow one bad decision leads to another bad decision leads to jail I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day

11:56 Bobby bones show maybe you guys will remember Shannon Shannon called and was like I got a job interview will you please play me a motivational song and Shannon's on right now hey Shannon hey it was good and I said hey whatever happens will you please call us back and let us know right you did yeah all right so what happened so I interviewed for two jobs the day that I talked with you and two people in my class heard me on the radio and texted me good luck and one of the nurses on the floor that that I was interviewing for heard me on the radio and called the nurse manager and told her that someone was really excited to come interview I said Florida so basically so basically we got you the job huh yeah I got offers from both of the sores that I interviewed on and I've accepted a job as a nurse at Deep children's obviously we didn't get you the job but that's funny they listen I died congratulations thank you so much I

12:54 actually just booked a trip to celebrate to go to Nashville in June well party on and you'll probably see every Eddy and lunch box out partying that's what they do I mean remember the song that it was yeah seven nation army that's right so that's when you do something big now you gotta hit that song again this is the genic graduations it's awesome channeling in the jaw there whoo pop-ups on my but I'll walk out to whatever I say that shows thick crowds it's clapping I'm like sometimes I got it so George Clooney was doing a bunch of work at his house and so there's a lot of noise a lot of renovations and so they knew was putting their neighbors out just to have Boom Boom Boom Boom not even through the whole night just in the daytime so they couldn't gave all the neighbors 50 grand Wow crazy 50 great they also gave them a really expensive vacuum cleaner in a six-week stay at a luxury hotel is that just for their

13:55 troubles yeah listen my neighbor and I had to move but my neighbor at my condo that I lived he was beating on his doors and walls all the time and then he busted a pipe and it flooded the entire building and I still King know he got you something yeah edible arrangement yeah don't even get me started on edible arrangement well aside from this first of all pretty much running the whole building like a whole building like I still don't let I'm never living there again and it's just being still being constructed like I have to go there today after the show just to look at it Wow like I still have it and actually a mortgage on it an insurance covered it for a bit but 90 or yeah George going to get $50,000 and I got some bad pineapple and a flooded apartment yeah that edible arrangement there's nothing you can do with it like you try to eat it all at once because otherwise you can't put in your refrigerator I can fit right there

14:58 like well I must eat it all or at least enough of it to fit in and then it's like a bad Tetris game where you're trying to fit it in the middle of oh you eat all the chocolate cover berries first and then you just see what happens yeah does it look it looks exciting when you get it though doesn't it now you're getting you're losing me I've got to be amazing it's like prom you're like if this was not to be amazing like the greatest thing ever and then all of a sudden it was looking for someone to eat your pineapple I mean just like prom just begging so sad there's a man who's find 190 bucks for failing to put a leash on the snakes oh wait what which by the way there's a Python that's coming in on Wednesday yes and lunchbox will hold it as part of his bet he's got 60 seconds to hold the Python the zoo that has the snake has said that they would like 60 seconds to talk about snakes first I was totally

15:49 down with that yeah cuz I have no problem with snakes sure I think it's snake education and so lunch box suit that's his fear lost a bet we gave him three or four ways to get out of it they'll be in a Wednesday and he will hold the Python and if for some reason he doesn't hold it for 60 seconds he has to wrap around his neck all the time down yeah yeah how you feeling even thinking about that low I've been thinking about it all weekend about this is gonna be the worst week of my life of your life of my life I am so terrified and that Wednesday I might be sick would you rather happen today no would you rather happen Friday yeah okay that's not what - it's still gonna be Wednesday regardless but yeah the guy got a ticket because his pythons were not on the leash and an animal control officer said yeah you gotta have all your pets on a leash here this is that clip the animal control officer

16:40 literally said you know go get a rope tied around your snake and that would be sufficient I was dumbfounded I didn't know that snakes literally had to be on a leash or some type of containment like that and you know that's not some everyday law that you hear I mean do you ever just go rolling out with your snakes that's also weird yeah walk in the snow so you have them around their neck and stuff oh wow I mean I don't see anybody with them around their neck I don't either like I've never unless it's like someone showing off they have a snake around their neck money oh I've never seen so it's featuring in my head like a guy in the corner and in about an hour the raging idiots debut a new parody Kabaddi like a back room yeah called body's feeling so old so I gotta get my boys me me me me yeah it's good here's alright me me me Amy had her adoption shower and everybody brought kids books to

17:39 adoptions oh yeah I didn't know that the hosts had asked to anybody coming to bring books for the kids so it was perfect because I I said if they're reading nook when I was like there's no books and people are you know probably gonna get toys or different things but every showed up with a book I sent a book oh yeah awesome yeah I always send books remember oh you don't know it was like it was favorite kids book well now I know my wife picked it boys picked it too I don't remember that whatever balloon thing they gave everyone was like those are all yeah lunch rice we did like Alice in Wonderland we did Tom Sawyer we did on Sawyer like package version yes and say that was Tom Sawyer's alright what Great Gatsby the Old Testament my kids are really advanced I just sent over the places your girl from dr. Seuss that's my favorite yeah it's so easy to read I knew it when you were sitting before I

18:54 even open it once I figured out there was that theme I was like oh I knows I know what Bobby's is and then Lundy sent over one too I didn't know her so I was like I love the candidates are great I advised there's an adult version and Huckleberry Finn I don't think I read that do you know who wrote them yeah Mark Twain is that right no yeah that's right who else what do you think it was okay to go I almost said Tom Sawyer but I think he's in the book it was Mark Twain is that all he did was he anybody did he have two names yeah Samuel Clemens was his real name ah man see I knew he didn't use that name why I don't know that's weird because there are school called schools called Samuel Clemens I named after its sanur yeah why not name it Mark Twain because that's not a real person so it's like Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines Bobby be more like Bobby yeah how many books did you get countless I probably

20:14 owe over thirty cuz that's what people like and some people get multiple books so who knows probably like 50 it's it's so great now they're little reading nook fully stocked apparently lunch box it in the book though bill a little like a stick man I tell you the bug Moe bill when it came to school and then when they had the Book Fair this is not a commercial it is a commercial what I'm about to do is not a commercial because I like these is the fusion drinks and so I was like yeah I'll be happy to endorse them because we'll only endorse things that either we use or someone close to us uses so they Hamady commercial hey the one hasn't ran yet but would you like to try to read it tell me yes I read it I'll read that read the commercial I want to show you I've got it reading good fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices come together and pets because new beverage is diffusions I nailed it

21:20 not really but it's the part because even you knitted it no it's a point natural fruit you fusion of natural fruit juices Eddy try it go ahead hit hard like you're in a commercial fizzy bubbles and effusive fizzy bubbles and a fusion of natural fruit juices come together and it goes new beverage get off the top though that's the whole point good that's what I did cry from the very beginning Oh fizzy bubbles in a fusion of natural fruit juices you won that game I see where the situation Mike sorrentinos here with an eight million dollar tax penalty and 15 years in jail possibly yeah him and his brother mark with charges violating tax laws they're accused of tax evasion and structuring funds this is like lunchboxes here oh man this is a bad situation I got seven news Rory to his brother Mark who's also his manager he's charged with falsifying records oh they didn't pay taxes and now they go to prison for like 20 years

22:36 combined crazy unreal they were making much money and they tried to hide it yeah that's what happens a lot of times that's what tax evasion is yeah I know but they're facing big time right like one or two years we're talking 15 to 20 years yeah you're talking to eight or nine probably a piece and they're famous that probably do like a year and a half or so I bet you they get put in them do you think they go to like one of those softie prisons where they play tennis I don't know I don't know I saw some crazy stories unmasked you guys that were like oh like only children yes I see here's the thing about prison to me what is that if you go in and you have nothing to lose like is the guys that we're doing the bad stuff like who did the killing they were in for life already yeah what do you have to lose they've already convicted a murder and so they they kill for the people yeah not even to go bad but it's like you should just

23:34 separate the people like that into their own little world yeah because these other guys were getting out in like a year or two years were they really yeah so coming down 2020 what was getting out like three months oh my goodness yeah how about this story a gambler he's there oh this is how you hate this wrong this is the most unbelievable story you're ever gonna pretty crazy it's not the most unbelievable one ever but it didn't even entertain me so oh he's there and it's a dude right and right give another guy that was a guy he had a girl with them and he put the money in and she hit the button he put his money and she hit the button they won $100,000 jackpot yeah well because she pushed the button she got the money and now she won't give it back to him yes wrong yeah absolutely yeah it stings I said are you kidding me he says he had her hit the button for luck on his $50 bet turned out to be an unlucky unsafe part of a

24:31 statement from Hard Rock said the person who pushes a slot machine button or pulls the arm is the person who wins the jackpot and Plato says Navarro took the 100 grand I said Moreno what are you doing and she gets up and walks out Wow so wrong he's 66 she's 35 and he's just trying to press her hey look at me I like photography I which I am okay I push it boom goodbye alright here's the thing when a gold digger digs you can't get mad to go bigger to dig like don't have to play the game it's not right but but does the player feel like maybe she should share a little bit doesn't that's a terrible story birthday was eight days ago so yeah I'll take it now I'm just a gift yeah I'm just kind of ready for birthday to be over no my dad and my sister do this they have birthday months so I figured I don't I don't even like birthday a day Oh like I would that's knit a good 60 seconds and let everybody get out of

25:45 their system and then I'm just good about appreciate to get good lingerie that's just to remind you that we appreciate you for born 30 years ago a bar so let's see we got a box yeah yeah yeah yeah inside the box is an iPhone 6 yeah open it up as a candy check it out my candy oh it's guitar picks with with my name on him yay dude that's for you and for the fans when you go play shows you throw them out like a rock star not raging eating it well no because those are yours I have my own oh you got something to say I have producer Eddie picks a record dude check it out Nirvana and a digital download card what we record is this oh this is like you're gonna sell Nirvana was seared jam it in Nirvana is your gym and that has all the songs on them like their major Greta says hey I appreciate that yeah yeah what do you think dude sorry the pics took forever it wasn't anything big like I don't have

27:10 any easiest coming really but but the piss I appreciate it I just I'm not digging the gifts thank you for the gear I appreciated a and now you be a rock star with your picks and throw them out and then everyone's like I want to pick you act like you're not vegan to guess within your life gift gift kitchen yeah yeah all right no no what did you go no the worst thing that could not what you get them what you get a lot Ord you get bones my di me a bunch of stuff hey that's at the point I don't care about the gift when you guys make any in-game then I'm into it yeah I didn't win the game obviously my favorite parts that you got me picture than y'all so we got you pay I've had in mind and I thought like Bobby needs his own kicks I was a knee cuz nobody really cares I appreciate the thought yeah you're welcome how much I got two how much these cost well they're by the hundreds it probably like 45 bucks oh really yeah Wow

28:18 and then the whole crowd fights over a music apparently I got you other things too for my birthday but they're not here yet so I gave you a framed picture of yourself wearing Easy's those more like hey these are coming but I did get you other things gave me a framed picture I'm not even I don't care I'm not even arguing about this this is us we always turn into a game or anything negative I appreciate it right thank you you're welcome sorry owes a week late but I don't have it you know what the week in a day late you know it's 350 days early that's what I'm talking about you missed this year I'm talking about oh yes I'll be a week late next year too you put his face on the pigs am i easy okay never gonna get it real quick oh yeah they could get it let's look you can always have it that first shot the average American has not done this in nine years there you go average Americans that we're all pretty

29:37 average Americans they haven't done this in nine years our phone number is eight 77 77 Bobby up for grabs a box of picks it's a Bobby Bo no no no come on oh that's not funny oh the last segment because they missed out big yeah if your station has run all of our segments and he gave me a box of faves really is there really personalized guitar picks write your name on them yeah man a record and a red Romano records right so eight seven seven 77 Bobby if you get the box of pigs and lingerie the average American hasn't done this in nine years lunch bugs oh it's easy gone on vacation gone on vacation guys you got it Wow would you be willing to risk double the snow no but that's it it's gonna hit the thing show me God on vacation all right never gonna get in question is the average American has not done this in nine years Amy took shot owned a home phone oh okay lunch box go ahead man I've Drive by this a lot and I don't

31:05 understand who goes public library all right good tell Artie where he was going yeah I got it you do yep go listen to a CD get the program hello what'd you think not nine years I'm gonna take a complete shot with dart they use the whiteout no whiteout whoa that's all signs of blasts from the past I doubt that's cool oh you have used reason is that let me show ya yeah Joe thank you for calling let's go over to Tyler in real town Alabama hey Tyler hey Bobby what's up man we're just doing the show Monday glad to be back we're doing this game now what you think nine years I'm gonna go with locked on to AOL Wow no appreciate the guest never gonna get it you may have another guy got without got an oil change holy cow you know your cars is bad oh is it too long I got it Eric and Mobile Alabama we think all right they're riding a bot mind if I anything else have riding a bike no no my kids do that

32:27 every day I have a transportation the average American has not done this in nine years how do you feel about riding a bike nothing's right you do know it's not right American graduations buddy sweet thank you Eric can you hold on a minute yeah man go get you a Nirvana right no no come on man it's my gift to you how was I shoot you where do you where Oh what thank you well okay I can guarantee I when I drop what about do you like red lingerie lingerie

33:27 Bobby tangible gifts it's not even about the gifts yes I will give you guys another shot here to win some of your money today no Mikey went to Vegas right so huge yes yeah might even with me and he had all the money the whole time every second ever he had the money I was not dead good and so I went up and gambled it and gave it back to Mike D and we had two chips and all the chips combined to be a thousand dollars once we gathered doubled our winnings right yes Mikey brought the chips back not cash so chips and I spotted a me and Ray the money but they owe me one yes they owe you something maybe later I need a favor I was like I'll spot even though it's not my responsibility I'll spot it to you now Mike D has got you have the rest of money here I yeah okay so I gave I spotted him the cash oh he's holding it I'll let you two compete for your money art later today if you like compete we have to compete each other

34:27 for it yeah question loser doesn't gets other part the loser doesn't lose their money oh once wait for the hole consequence like Hunger Games antlers don't weigh what well you guys already in here yeah we got the money so we but we owe you a favor like for them they have to compete so the consequences one of them loses it yeah I do you want to compete for your money no you can win double though no this is crazy I wouldn't win as much as I would lose 200 okay well you can just compete for the oh I'm out no come on then you have to send someone back with to get a few chips y'all should've taken the money when you offer it the other day silver can do it Ray's going into the mine DJ silver went this weekend you missed that camp late this weekend to miss that one too I had get a chance to compete for it what's the competition George hey what's the competition good American history trivial boy oh dude I

35:33 mean I'm not losing my mug think about a guy to think about it let's get tweeted in Wendy's it was like hey how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets and Wendy said 18 million what yeah their reply back time 18 million retweets so right now he's at like 2 million retweets oh wow the selfie from the Oscars I believe is the leader overall with 3.2 million and we need you to say that to be funny but I think of all the free press I've got from this like this is worth it to them I mean come on one kid let's say it goes to get chicken nuggets three times a day there's no big deal to them but are you trying to get 18 million retweets funny right so cool in about 15 minutes we will debut we the raging idiots our new parody of body like a back row come about 15 minutes or so I guess you have to retire flask we move on from one we go to the other so for the last time ever this is the raging idiots flask I'm

36:50 gonna miss it girl last time what we gonna sing about a slash Flass that's what you sneak into a ballgame on a Friday night blast it's camouflage which makes it your favorite flask bossman is keeping me at work and I need my flask I wish I have my flash beer at the concert costs 750 good thing you probably in your own whiskey got it for your birthday with your name on the side project pocket makes it easy to hide oh no it's Saturday kids soccer game quor'toth be wrong to bring it alive watch as you can't man I smoked my flask kind of call you drive when you're six that one's over fast recipes buddy flat good no it kind of more is it you old on you're doing comes outside thirteen minutes or so speaking of snakes because Wednesday is lunch box snake day there was a Python do you guys see it o on the Austin there's the big yellow and it's they can't be longer yeah it's fifteen how do you lose it and runs away and it's like

38:31 I think you look like he lets it run and like and then it just ran away yes fifteen there's a fifteen foot yellow Python oh it was a monster they end up finding it oh they did find they did okay and all I thought was wait how BIG's a snake lunch boxes is gonna have to hold we know yet hey Morgan Morgan is our head producer in the studio in there how big is a snake do we know I don't have a specific footage but it's a bit like it's a big snake it is a basically take three people like oh hey other people what oh it's gonna be one of those big old no no way if she said it takes three people to hold it I'm not gonna be able to hold it up okay whatever the case is I don't care you'll be holding a Python so yeah oh you'll just go with it I don't care if I 100 off you hold it with you you'll be holy in 60 seconds so yeah hey the bigger the better what do they request against to talk about it yeah

39:26 they just want to give a little bit of snake knowledge and why people shouldn't be afraid of them yeah okay I'm already scared like he's tense there is no such thing as a good snake what I mean snakes a lot of great snakes I eat mice ah yeah a lot of bad things around your house they have no idea but well they're not snakes aren't around my house yeah there you posts are one like two years ago when I was in my front yard in the bushes not to go back out there for a week what happened to you as a kid that made you so afraid of snakes I've just always been afraid of snakes and I'll tell you what one of the stupidest things my elementary school did summit Elementary they would take us a field trip to the snake farm oh yeah drip is that that's the stupidest thing ever like I would sit there with my hands in my lap and just like get these away from me get these away from me such a dumb reward it's a reward yeah cuz you

40:25 a reward a reward Wednesday yeah Oh firm bowling at 1:38 you coulda had another shot but you didn't choose to at the end of their options yeah I wouldn't it was just one and my thumb I don't know if it's ever gonna heal is it still bad oh man it's still like a crater in my thumb lunch his hands and his feet are all broken yes yes I'm gonna weird thing with his hands and feet like if anything touches his toes or his fingers we should break it's called athlete no athlete doing cool things it's ICU chrissy teigen paid for him it's tuition at a beauty school my name is Mercedes Edna from Charlotte North Carolina she had started a crowdfunding campaign to raise money to go to esthetician school on Friday Chrissy Teigen donated the remaining five thousand six hundred dollars she follows Edney and took notice the remaining balance said hey I've seen your passion for such a long time I'm excited to fill

41:21 your dream so it's called Chrissy Teigen I see you guess pretty oh hi I see you that was I see you Bobby bones show you upset about that that's pretty cool Chrissy Teigen I mean I think she's a pretty cool chick like I don't follow her but I see news stories I think she's pretty funny and she handles like haters pretty well like when people make fun of her she makes fun of herself I think she's pretty cool yeah so I'm gonna say props to Chrissy Teigen I see you for being pretty cool yeah hey yeah mr. Bobby villains on Instagram mr. Bobby bones on Twitter if you guys want to follow over there appreciate I'll say it's always tough to follow up in number one smash you know so these artists put a huge number one songs always have to come back with yeah and so Eddie and I'm aka the raging idiots it's tough we just put out flasks and it went to 1013 on the charts so we're pretty proud of that oh yeah so proud

42:13 for us that was a hit and so what are we gonna do next can't just like the fans wanted more mm-hmm and obviously Sam hunt has this huge song called body like a back rub and with all of us getting a little bit older here on the show new raging idiot song called set a body like a backroad body body feelings soul body feeling it's written yeah it's written wrong up here oh it is yeah body feeling so old news so we're still yeah we ready to try this thing yeah it's right back hurts and it hurts it's a story crowd I love this morning why I found gray in my hair new wrinkle on my forehead back pain for my chair oh I did a new workout so like three weeks I finished in the bathroom oh but my junk still leaks my body's feeling so all these kids around me don't know that Justin Timberlake used to be in a band well I can't stop the agent I remember Paige and now I have lots of kids and I'm driving a van my body's my body's

43:55 getting older it's like your adoption party went well I did I did see another guy there the one I was jealous Oh like it's a very very into my field it was like no guys loud and he's pretty cute are you talking about the eight-year-old boy no dude Jake Jake Jake yeah Jake wait now by James confession yes Jake he was a last minute addition my one of my sisters good friends who I've known since I was probably 10 years old she drove in from Memphis but she had to bring her son Jake well my girlfriend he made me had to bring me right that wasn't allowed yeah he wasn't allowed yeah lunchbox you did get a thank you though yeah on internet Instagram yeah Amy didn't thank you on Instagram - lunchbox for his guests yeah and lunchbox and his wife got coloring books and then the all these books Wow there Jake approves he's my kid approval Jake Jake are you approving give me thumbs up Justin rubs in our face that Jake there

45:14 sorry guys I know I didn't really think about how y'all would take that yeah we took it hard oh shoot I saw a picture of all the gifts and I thought and I asked Lindsey I said hey all these gifts and Amy got didn't she know she was gonna get them because you registered for them but she was like some people brought so many extra gifts - really and the book thing wasn't a registry thing at all so that it was an addition to the gifts there was the books and then yeah people did extra like clothes and things I didn't think of like you know that kids need like underwear and cool like night lights that help kids sleep and I to comfort them like stuff I just me not being a parent I knew nothing about but they know and so they shared like this is cool what Eddie Gator Oh Eddie jr.

45:53 and jr. they picked stuff out books and then these super cool balloon things I don't know what they already often exact water balloon makers water blue mater all over the house lunchbox lunchbox got the books and Oh everybody got your books yeah but there was a couple of different things in the bag I can't so was in Massachusetts over the weekend I got a bunch of stories to tell you but the first one was we finish Lindsay and I watching all 201 episodes of The Office Wow yeah it was behind seasons and I was like he's my favorite show ever and so she watched every episode it was 201 episodes I've seen it all before and she watched every episode at times I wonder like it's even like the show but we watch the final episode and she was crying oh wow and so i snapchatted at the end here here issues she noticed she's crying all time she doesn't want to talk we just watched all the office -

47:25 it's over I got friends Wow you don't do the like hey stop crying come on it's not that big of a deal no oh man I do that all the time oh oh maybe yeah maybe later maybe what y'all are married for like 15 years maybe that's later on down the road I come on it's just a show keep crying second snapchat it okay I got something Bobby Bobby loves the office so he probably likes that Lindsay's into it yeah I did Bob's about this she wasn't annoyed by watching all 200 episodes so that's what we did oh man that's so much so we did boss I did Boston on Friday night into the stand-up show on Saturday night I went to Western Massachusetts it's like Springfield Northampton area I'm gonna tell you what happened so I'll walk out and you know I played my music that I walk out to it's like you always tell about how the crowds clapping on reality there buddy yeah I'm talking about the crowds ready to go yeah thinking about a stand-up

48:25 show is it's not a band it's one person talking so people are making noise it throws everything on ya and people get mad if someone's talking it's like a movie like compare it to a movie if you're watching a movie and somebody's talking upstairs on their phone other people get really upset I'm start yelling at each other so it's a theater show and it's just me that's why it's called funny and alone like I have this show with all you guys I have a band the raging idiots with Eddie and myself and a couple other friends and then this is just me doing stand-up so I'm alone and some people start talking and still be yelling at them and I'm like oh man these eight o'clock shows that I gotta move into seven people get too drunk oh it's too late the night they do so okay fine there's first of all on the bottom level of fight breaks out I've never had a fight break out straight up a fight people are like punching each other and

49:13 I'm like whoa whoa whoa was it a good fight don't stop the show cuz I can't really see out there because the lights are so bright it's dark they're probably 1400 people wish oh my god the theater show it's a normal show yeah and so they're there play the bottom level is probably eight or nine hundred people and back in like the back third of it people just start going at it and I see security guys run out there and I'm like whoa like what's happening here so they fix that fight all of a sudden up in the top level up in the balcony something else is happening oh boy and and I hear someone go I'll shoot you and I'm like Oh what do you do at that point I stop the show just stop I stop the show and I'm like I'm gonna stop the show because I can't keep talking and trying stories and jokes if people are fighting and screaming I'm gonna shoot you and threatening people cops come and I posted pictures of all this because

50:03 unless you were there you just wouldn't believe it mm-hmm so on my Twitter you can see pictures of the cops out front of the theater my buddy Mike was there and he was up at the top because he has like our funny little t-shirts and he was like and he wrote to me he goes hey I saw what happened he says I told a joke I'm not going to tell the joke but I'll tell what the joke is about right okay first of all alcohol triggered it okay but the joke made someone made a mixture is that possible yes so contracts are so good I've always wanted a thing to happen I just didn't want a thing to be some was gonna one who's like give birth or something so I'm like okay so I'm talking about uber drivers first of all and like yeah be careful with drivers Bible bucks they could be kind of creepy then I'm talking about guys that just have mustaches just a single mustaches I'm like gotta be careful with my guys that's talking

50:52 about if you get over driver where the guy would single mustache so whatever is it's all joke right and so apparently there was a tribe or a single mustache oh no so he got mad at joke someone yelled at him and said hey a joke relax he starts to scream I want to shoot it the whole and so the uber driver dude listen man shocker I don't know your audience I don't know and so I just sit down on the stage and I'm like and there's a picture of me I'm like I'm not leaving the stage I'll just sit on it until everything calms down did you feel safe just sitting there all vote it was way upstairs and there's a problem if you think this age they you they may not pay you I'm not leaving the stage so getting paid i sat down and so what happened was then I I stood up and I'm not kidding I might the speaker popped it goes and I was like oh my goodness that's mine like to cover her up there had just been

51:51 a someone yell I'm gonna shoot you and I hear a big pop and I'm like oh it scared the crap out of me I didn't leave oh yeah finish the show by the end of it it was just like weird I had Walker Hayes and Nikita out on stage and we were just playing songs and it was yeah I think it was I think people saw I was fine but it was the craziest night and then by the end it was like hey they told me so you shouldn't go outside and meet people but that's just what I do and so I go out and this is afterwards you know after I packed up and everything every problem of this not say I will not you Bobby it was great I've never experienced car like that some of the NFL back and some of them wanted to come and just come to the show and have fun and some of them we're just out of control man but when someone starts even just yelling something about shooting you can't do that no like you just day just not a

52:50 thing so you're gonna keep that joke in your mouth yeah of course what's it called Romano watch is your opening no it's just yeah yeah okay so yeah you're a jokester goes into a song mister uber driver it's amazing not really it is no I mean it's the whole thing was not its story it would nobody got hurt no but I don't think they did thank good to fight today it's just not good yeah I know that people want a drink and have a good time the theatres want to sell out so no but man it got I thought the Boston showed me the rowdy when they were amazing the Northampton show they just came it was like him I thought was a wrestling match or something cuz they just went at it man so that that happened I'm deciding not everything if you go over to my Instagram mr. Bobby bones you can see that like that tweets and texts people are sending me that saved him and it caught the cops are awesome you know say

53:54 four cops have to come out to any sort of show yeah yeah it wasn't like a house party but you don't want them coming in they're like we just got a call we just got a call to the Bobby bones funny and alone a comedy show like it just doesn't seem like you need cops I went over to a place to eat before he was called local burger oh do something called Captain Crunch chicken tenders talk about it it's fantastic it's one of the great it's like salty sweet wait wait wait wait so what is it like crusted with Captain Crunch yeah crunch berries no no the crunch berries are all gonna just the crunch is the cabinet crunch but it was Captain Crunch chicken strips Wow yeah that sounds amazing it was amazing yeah I can't believe you ate it I did and I don't even like have cheat days around like once we can get it out right yeah that's worth cheating I cheat it is worth it and I don't know it yep shout out local burger not shout out

54:49 fighters no no Bobby bone show so we're talking about your adoption shower earlier do you remember lunchbox got you now after deliberation the coloring books colors and the books like reading books was that on the registry I know they went on the registry but it was the registry was sold out so we had to get colored pencils and some coloring books something kind of neat and some cool little books and have too many toys and they get here no a lot of this stuff is stuff that they need in learning things it's really not a ton of toys a lot of the place stuffed toy things are outdoor activities like basketball soccer balls soccer goals things like that are they good anything already I feel like my son has a pretty good arm I'm not gonna lie but does he play anything no they don't play anything sometimes they play soccer but there's really no there's no grass at the orphanage it's just like random

55:45 concrete bits they can never get like a legit soccer game going though they kick it around though what else happened to the party um well the they surprised me with this video for my kids which was a super special moment and it was just a montage they tried to get the kids to answer certain questions for me about about me and they asked them what their favorite thing was and my daughter said she loved my hair in my eyes and I thought that was really sweet and then they put it to dear mama to [ __ ] the music in the background so it's like this awesome video of the kids with Tupac playing I loved it and then we played games like my own custom reverse charades do it your own way well you know reverse charades mhm so there's the game that you can actually buy but my sister just made her own version where she held up like things I'm gonna encounter now that I'm a mom of a nine year old is six year old and

56:32 then everyone has to act it out and I would have to guess and then my sister made a mad lib like give me an example though they're a team like what will you have to encounter like well it's like little things like tree house like my kids are gonna want to build tree houses probably or you know monkey bars with little things that they do sucker I'm just trying to get the whole feeling here we did yeah yeah it was awesome and the Madlib was super funny which my sister she does custom ones that was my only request that she do that um three of my mom's like best friends flew in for the shower to represent on behalf of her and I think that's probably one of most special things that's ever been done for me like they did not have to do that at all and they say I just thought it was super special because obviously my mom can't be there food oh the food was so good and then we had a spontaneous dance

57:23 party at the end like we were all cleaning in the kitchen and next thing you know we're like telling our little Amazon echo player just like throwing out songs and requesting it so we didn't get a lot of cleaning done needless to say we just stands like it was just a really fun time top one of my top nights of my life because I never had a baby shower cuz I've never been pregnant and I feel like baby shower is probably up there and all of a sudden I was having shower for two kids that are about to be in my house and people just gathering together I felt like I was sprinkled with just love and I just know my kids are loved period like it was just great how many people came golly I don't know maybe like 30 Wow Wow and well Jake one boy named Jake we act eight what's the difference I mean I don't know all y'all's girls were there did they have a good time they had a blast my wife said she had a great time I had a good time

58:15 just wish I would have been there yeah you know just shared it with you just to show support well like I missed out what about you Bobby she had a good time in really good time she left just to come back like she what a point yeah I know I think they're gonna I was like whoa thanks for coming cuz I saw that she I didn't know she was going to play the show with you the day before so that was super cool yeah we didn't I mean she ain't gonna play she just kind of came to come support you yeah and then she was like man yeah Oh Debbi in Springfield Massachusetts how are you Debbie I'm good how are you I'm really good hey well you have to show Saturday with all the hubbub oh my god we've my husband and I were there first of all we had a fantastic time well thank you if you're just turning the radio you want I did a stand-up show in western Massachusetts and there are a couple fights in the crowd somebody yell

59:05 they were gonna shoot somebody and I had to stop the show at some point and I just didn't want anyone to go home upset they're like mad at me no I thought you handled it very well I thought it was a spirit oh you sat on the floor oh yeah I was again shot and I wasn't gonna have anybody I just sat down and got low you know get low whenever something goes yep so yeah but but you weren't at you left and you're okay huh yeah we laughs we watch there was nothing going on outside when we left so we walk to the garage and a great time all right well good well thank you for coming and I hope you laughed and had a good time we did we really did okay well there you go that's good news right yeah you never want someone to go home sad because there was someone yelling we're gonna shoot someone in that theater you know who made the John Wilkes Booth joke earlier too soon Eddie way too same way

1:00:08 and he's talking about a bobby cast it's a show I do from my house and so I did one with lunchbox and Ray but not at the same time yeah so they each had about 40 minutes each and we talked to both of you let's do it last night I did I finally went on one of those night runs and I that was so entertaining there were so many stories that I didn't know about lunchbox from the very very beginning of this show yeah we're gonna hear like 20 years huh feels like it and that's what what it felt like you guys just be like dude you know we did that you guys are like dude I forgot about that that's so cool the one thing that we still kind of went on is when you went to jail yes that one's still tough for us to talk about but they're even still parts of that story that you forgot about or didn't know details of it yeah well so it's pretty cool listen we record it and I'm thinking about it right oh boy I put it up and so if you

1:00:56 go to first of all go to iTunes and search Bobby cast and subscribe and you can listen to that one if there's a lot of artists like Maren Morris is down to one Kelsea Ballerini mostly it's that and it's song right yeah but it was lunchbox half and a half and then I seen lunchboxes nodding it into a Twitter fight over oh boy well I got a question yeah I don't understand what I did I said no comment great calls for a name and she has no problem with that but I say no comment and this is what I learned about live bugs I'd already in there already knew and people like because some of our work or you know our co-workers in New York came and they were like lunch box has problems all women huh and I was like yes every single woman that's ever worked with us is that a problem with yeah and you can tell in the Bobby cats because he goes through and we didn't talk about Elena yeah definitely been

1:01:42 like oh to her - no no I lay that I were friends we just had one time when she got mad at me for something and but with every new person on the show though he says that everyone new tries to come in and act like they're the bomb.com yes and so that's why he hates everybody no I know cuz he talked about heightened like you talk about it like Morgan Eddie he talks about everybody I just hate everybody and then lightning me and he was like well he didn't talk to me the first time I met her yeah no I just know that's what he always says don't hang if I were you and not a twenty back and forth on Twitter fight I didn't tweet there was no Twitter fight there was I tweeted he said specifically and he said it before that I don't do anything and that he could do my job because all I do is tweet so I said so I tweeted everybody no he specifically says that I do the least on the show after mic so I tweeted remember

1:02:41 the one time lunchbox said he could do my job hashtag alternative fax and I linked to the video of me teaching him how to use Instagram she found a video from three months ago I mean this girl was searching for something like go ahead I'm actually either one of you can do either one about the fact okay relax all right lights down alright so it lunch box mine after more lunch box wasn't for everyone yeah we got ever understand that your mics not on cuz you win stop when I was talking go ahead I'm just saying all like I woke up this morning to like all these tweets I'm like what is going on in there is all these videos tweeted I'm like and I said no comment ray on the other hand says something totally a lot ruder than I did well me I didn't hear race because all I saw was tweets to me about what you said I don't even hear what he said I didn't listen are you lying right now because your tweet said oh I just listened to the

1:03:46 body cast lunch box interesting hmm yeah lunch box I didn't say ray I stopped after you good it's really know what is mostly controversial all I taught you is that lunch box has problems with every single person I don't like the negativity has just been brought in I it wasn't negative it was brought in but I said no comment there was no negative on my part that is the biggest like but he was nothing that's not true because after you said that you went on and continued to talk about things so don't say you said no comment because no one's being no one to be a negative here I'm not the point of the conversation in the Bobby cast was really just why lunchbox has a problem with everyone right here's the beginning like everyone knows that you're mean to them and you have a problem let's talk about it that's like why did you like that's it does anything right I think he's stupid and he didn't want to do

1:04:44 anything for me at the beginning yeah yeah yeah like so and and but he's fine with people now he has a problem with women that are oh I'm calm yes anyway it's up there whatever all women take him as you will he does talk about that - about what about being a ladies man back in the day anyway it's out there whatever can't wait happy it's really a good listen I've heard about it from multiple people yeah oh yeah multiple people in my life like what they say they said you definitely should go check out the Bobby Jackson lunchbox and really entertaining yeah even raise a few really great had to give an adjective for everybody or something I don't know you had to explain everyone in one word okay great can't wait over the weekend Matt Overton who plays for the Knapp Indianapolis Colts and who works on our show he went on on the road with chase rice and that was like a [ __ ] on the road chase rice I was like listen the

1:06:02 Hydra with anybody like you want to do it hard yeah go out with Chase he did it and so how'd it go I'm great man slept great eight great got some workouts in partied hard Saturday night got it in man great experience is there something you'd like to do again absolutely yeah party party hard hard or hard no no no it was it was low-key Thursday and Friday than Indy just won him we got it in what I don't understand is he lives in Indy yeah so why not in one of these other cities like he's at the University of missouri-columbia why not party with the coeds at Missouri instead he's way to his hometown going hey let's go see Barbara Jim's pub like where he know we had oh no we had fun in Columbia it was mom's weekend so this is your last week of being here on the show yeah then you go back to camp Andy yeah we came today man get back to work let's go so did you go sing with Chase at all I did what do you

1:07:03 think we did crews cuz he co-wrote that song and that's kind of one of the songs he closed with and he brought me on stage had no idea that was going on I had a few good time you get saying like when you thing on the show we like I'm better than you think no that's why he brought me up yeah no but I had a few tropical waters at night and was did had no idea that was going on went on took my shirt off cuz he gave me a pat maxi shirt to wear give him a little shot out then we st. cruise it had fun man pour it down tear it up and totally yeah well I don't know we jhemini girls we're like in general in the road for sure yeah yeah a lot of girls like did you get any girls like every night I was like security watch yeah but I had a little fun with it I did like I was the man that were all different on the tour so like so I make sure things were cool drank a little bit had fun yeah and uh yeah I mean I just I

1:08:09 experienced everything I'm saying we don't know so did you did you take a girl the bus I did not that I invited folks on the bus well the girls on the bus every night like not so girls yeah we yeah not a dog like that though so we just I mean I just wanted to have a lively party so I was the one that was inviting people and you know every night after the show was it's like packed a bunch of girls know a lot of pre-show stuff before this yeah just gets the mood gone we got your septa set the tone for the night you know send our regards over to Chase for sure these new albums will be awesome here's what happens I got a Vegas last week for the ACMs and everybody pulls their money right and we pulled on money with all of us combined we had $700 everyone's like put it on red so gave Mike all the money we go to Vegas put it all on red boom in hit this makes me sick to hear this story we all double

1:09:17 our money no and so Mike's never been in a casino before so I give him the chips back and he just comes home with the chips and that's cash he didn't know the difference they didn't know the difference so we have a couple options one we can mail it DJ silver could have taken it you guys decided not yeah Ray's going to Vegas right said he would take the chips right right yeah in a couple weeks month there you go yeah he'll say that so I i fronted the money it was my responsibility front the money if anyone doesn't like me but still you know bill that I said hey out front the money yet so I gave Amy and Ray their money back cuz it's a video me one no charge interest who would do that yeah that'd be rude ready to charge interest so what I do is have some cash here and how much cash so this is the cash that's our money would be lunch boxes and this would be Eddie that's for two right there that's it yeah that's

1:10:12 definitely my it's not my money yeah but it looks like my money so it looks like my money I'm gonna give you the other chance to play for it for this much the winner gets that much hey what what do you mean that's the most I can get yeah yeah yeah hey you take there and then what happens to munch well I don't have until you're still down 200 yeah yeah here's 200 bucks up for grabs right now boy ah between you two yeah we're gonna play low man no no no we haven't decided we're gonna do this no no no the winner gets it another one just still waiting with their money but when it gets in the other person forfeit their money no no I'm not forfeiting that's are harder unless you could win it I'll hunt you I couldn't yes you could no cuz I still don't have my money technically I am NOT are you doing this - yeah you are I'll tell you what I'll tell you what let's just play the game and whoever wins gets this money no forfeiting let's

1:11:13 talk about that later no no forfeiting hi here we go let's go questionable American history why are we doing this you had to forfeit it but it's at least on 30 days hold don't have a rainy day be your lifeline to get it back this is so stupid like how did we get here I forgot your money I understand that and what now we're playing games for our money but you didn't I get it at all wait played it this way in about less than five minutes one of using me 200 dollars richer I know one of us richer but we just don't have the money in our pocket all right here we go I would like to play yes or no come on yes or no Eddie what do you say man yes or no Eddie no forfeit now forfeit that's right talk it all my money this is where you get her I'm in question number one but this I'm gonna fail who famously said give me liberty or give me death and if you miss it you get a point subtracted what give an answer you know no but if you miss it

1:12:25 you get a negative I just FYI I'm deflated right now go ahead okay I'm in for the wind I'm in Eddie Abraham Lincoln nice bike I have no answer because I don't know I think it's about taxation but I don't know who that is the answer is Patrick Henry yes Eddie my boy I guess y'all are seeing how that works who's on the $20 bill who is on the $20 bill plan for cash here cash money I'm in for the win lunchbox I have nobody

1:13:25 all right giving back what year was the Declaration of Independence signed let me do more dramatic yeah okay I'm in for the win oh he's going for one I will for what I got the answer now let's go to Eddie first Eddie no answer no three nothing you have no point is it right now yeah buddy is negative I know this is a yeah so you do anything yeah 77 homeboy how many points you I mean of course that we're done no no all right what's the only u.s. state with a single syllable name there's only one US state with a single syllable name how do I know what a syllable is only one US state we get the 500 coming up no there's no five pointer if there is I don't even know how to do syllables hmm I mean I have a guess but I it's not worth it to me if you give a guess and playing one syllable then that's my ride I don't know what a syllable is this like I don't understand like I like when I say the state in my head I don't know

1:15:31 if there's a show or what I've no idea have you know syllables guys when you say the state in your head yeah I mean I know there's multiple letters but I don't know one that was a sellable no it's like you I so I asked me for the definition I don't know how to describe it okay I need an answer okay let's go over to I'm in for the win Eddie he's got nothing no answer no answer lunchbox I wrote nothing down yeah what would you have said what I would have said main in that even crash see I didn't know there was a stew so it's over you unless

1:16:39 let's show on HBO big little lies mm-hmm how far are you I still just seen the one episode because my husband's on into it I gotta watch it like in my free time I watched the first episode last night are you into it yeah I think it's the first episode so you're never really into the first episode anything I feel like I wish you would give it another shot with me watch episode 2 at least but I had at least three friends of the weekends that's one of the best shows they've ever seen Wow and it's only one season period like that's it there are no season two's no it's just it's like a miniseries oh they were just waiting they get picked up again or oh wow that's cool okay so yeah watch Upson well I liked it I'll watch your own mm-hmm enough a little tonight but oh yeah really it's got some Nicole Kidman's in it and any girl that's not the Hunger Games knockoff girl huh divergent yeah yeah she's in like the

1:17:33 what Jennifer Lawrence jr. varsity general it's a different book series on HBO yeah I watched online yeah I watched it later but do you have a fear I don't not to call someone you can still ask alright you see the number one movie over the weekend was the boss baby two weeks that's so baby's dominating hey my nine-year-old says good yeah all right so what's this really about it's about a baby that's that comes from a factory in the sky anyway they make babies yeah and he's not an undercover mission to find out why people like puppies more than babies that's kind of funny idea so is the movie funny yeah it's so funny like did you lol a bunch yeah how long is the movie 1 hour and 37 minutes okay for people that want to go watch this movie like what would you say is the reason why they should go watch it well first of all because it's really funny what you say the message is pretty good yeah

1:18:37 what is the message there's enough love for everyone in this world that truth I don't know it just says that all right how do you rate this movie out of 5 stars no come on 5 stars what's the next move you're looking forward to see told me three oh my gosh is another one of those yeah alright ladies how so sad this is despicable means like let's go let's give new movies here's the thing though I I wonder though because of the despicable means do you have to buy new stuff with all these movies - yeah there's always a new character that gets introduced you know there's any toy you have - it's a whole new toy line there's a minion that they focus on that because new ones yeah and I got you huh this is like their kind of version of Rocky for us it's like they should have stopped it three already you know or - we have a rocky didn't sell us action figures and it's true that's true so be a baby

1:19:33 bosses the big winner there and Eddie son says he loved it my dog turned 14 hold hold and there's still parts of him that's rockin in mmm-hmm like he doesn't seem like he's 14 my dogs like breed only left like 10 14 and he still runs around and I mean he sleeps a lot too but yeah I probably would to make 14s on dog years yes right like that hold on 300 where's that 717 I think it's 7:40 first six or seven years you're live and then it starts to count it's seven he's 98 no no no I didn't look like that point goes six five four three two Oh calculated the whole thing and figured it out 'let ya so probably the Aztecs that calendars is the how much money can you spend more that consulting your spouse they talk to a bunch of people we've had this competition before but I think now I even now we're at a different point all of our lives what do you think and when my husband I first started out married

1:20:42 ten years ago it was around the 115 mark 150 dollars we'd have to talk to each other what about now ten years later still to income no kids we've bumped it up of this yeah now we heard how nice your house was Amy's got the call as you know yeah so maybe it's like crap I was like I know she's like oh no but Amy's gotta cool it was like I need to look back on track great job that's for all these years yeah that's an amazing house and then granite in the tile that was like what I know I told my wife I'm trying sorry me too I was like you guys should I definitely more to impress you I said how was the party she goes oh my gosh Amy's house was amazing I said what about the party well she has upstairs where she has this little these desk put together and it's so cool and I'm like in the party and she's like in the kitchen was sunny we didn't even talk about then oh and when I said if all three of us went you go yeah and I saw

1:21:56 its III be proud of it I am the weird thing is I haven't been to this at home of yours many as you've moved and I moved yeah it's I haven't been there you only know my house once true yes I should change that we should all go to every time we should do a tour you said listen anything I'll fire like ten times I've been there a few times yeah but I'm over to it you've been that house a lot more the Dow at the Downtown I was there a lot more than this one yeah yeah but anyway way don't hide here at amazing house my wife loves it she wants to move in with you yeah okay yeah so the party was good it was so awesome I what are the top nights of my life and there were no dudes there what about late at night when your husband got back it was all girls but your husband was still there did he get I like party down yeah he hung out his mom was there you know they hung out a little bit he played um practice the

1:23:00 saxophone cuz I rented one of those since that's gonna be going down this week uh Amy's has another play saxophone on the air okay wait hidden talent yeah I get have some audio of him trying should I play this there's a lot of crowd I don't I don't haven't heard it

1:23:22 Kenny Jr husband that's his hidden talent that was him warming uh-oh first I'm thinking of a sex offense its eighth grade Wow and he would he would like to encourage all the kids to not quit even if kids tell you being in the bands not cool because he loved the saxophone but his two best friends told him being the band was not cool so he quit and he still regrets it how many cups of coffee can you drink before it's hurting your health each day overdose Wow overdose showing kind of like on the other side of it like you drank it then you're like oh I would say after five cups whoa five that's a lot yeah that's over dust that's OD the current recommendation is for anything over four is overdose there's like too much Wow porca that just seems like a lot I drink three got in one sitting or is it like over the day like I don't drink coffee so I don't know do you drink I'm like I drink I drink coffee all morning so like when

1:24:20 the show ends I'm done drink coffee GSC where's Scott I think was called you Anson's no no is Emma Stone said no to the prom cash I'm so happy she said that why let's just stop this asking celebrities to prom thing and she wrote a letter right she had that surely the royal letter did it a video message one of the two it was like thank you I'm in England I just think we should stop asking celebrities to prom it puts this weird stigma because then what if someone brings the celebrity the problem is in 27 but what if one like 16 year old wants to run hero 26 year old boyfriend right no but no well 16 approached me dating a 26 year old no I agree but that's why you shouldn't bring us yeah the rule should be whatever the rules are and no celebrity breaking the rules I did see what Kylie Jenner I went to a prom yeah she showed up I just don't get the Jenner thing like I don't get that like Kim Kardashian I kind of

1:25:15 get because I least I saw it happen yeah and like she was Paris Hilton's friend apparently super famous and then she had the tape that came out and so everybody's kind of fascinated with her because of that and they start and they really are did small things and build brands quickly from mm-hmm no I don't think there's a lot like shouldn't have like a talent like a tangible talent but they figured out how to use her well they capitalize on that but this the Jenner thing like she done nothing except the Kardashian sisters yeah well the TV show yeah Kim Kardashian's reality show so it all started because of Kim yes this is all Paris Hilton I can I remember the day that when Bobby and lunch rocks I were doing the show and I was doing the skinny the Hollywood skinny is what I used to do and some girl was in the news those Paris Hilton's friend named Kim car D [ __ ] like we didn't even know how

1:26:04 to say her name and I remember that day and then now it's like look at this got famous because of the simple life yes that TV show Richie Paris had a sister too right Nicky never wanted my socialites yeah interesting made a brother named Conrad I still do yeah there was a neighbor hotels flight then the woman was on she had labor had a baby in the fire yeah 28 weeks pregnant so she was premature she could still fly at 20 weeks I think and she was experiencing contractions as the plane took off and I bet you got to wonder to yourself shut off the plane if you're like feeling them and you're like oh no should I say the button just let it pass the cabin crew helped her deliver the baby girl crazy Wow have that been on that flight sure have the cabin crew holding the baby and they're like hey contrary to popular belief women don't fall in love quickly what men are more likely to declare love at

1:27:04 first sight than women are right Oh first sight okay I admit they don't you know really don't think men fall in love at first I think man just want to hook up quicker well you know you've heard those stories of like like like Chris Jansen he says like man II saw his wife and he was like man I'm in America he told his buddy man you see that girl right there I want a marriage it works out that I think you say about a lot of girls and the one you do that's the story I've just heard a story all the time for now I don't say that but every girl just like it's a girl down take it all dirty and where you hurt him over there where I marry her in that way when it works I'm like I told Eddie that's true I was gonna marry her that's good for now smart

1:27:54 so give me your weekend in a nutshell yeah dogs our family friends nutshell I mean people started arriving Thursday night Friday and then pretty much that is like them we'll all we did all weekend food prep everything spinning everything ready my sister was like Martha Stewart up in my house is your house still a mess no we cleaned all yesterday my sister's so sweet Chetan and my mother-in-law they didn't fly out until 8 p.m. last night and they purposely stayed late to help me clean and organize all the gifts and get everything in order and make sure it's all good because I gotta start writing thank-you cards a lot but I'm excited about it you don't have time you don't worry about our thank you know yes I know I'm not a thank-you card writer like for just gifts no all right thank you card enough for a thing thank-you cards you're good my friend had them custom made with a picture my kids on

1:28:46 the front so cute oh ok I'll get you guys one it's don't think you have to do any extra work but Bobby and your gift deserves a thank you card that was awesome it doesn't matter it does not matter I had a car and a coach it doesn't matter in the boat it doesn't matter Bobby I am oh yeah that's right yeah what do you mean dr. Seuss I don't get that as a book oh there's more something else don't worry about is it a boat it's let's just say Bobby goes learning yay Bobby actually signed the card which I was like that's awesome so I look hard Lindsay hard make a book I know you got them okay go ahead I know yeah I don't want to ruin it I don't want to now you have permission to run it if you want to run you got him a computer whoa that's up to you but my kids don't have computers I feel like for learning aren't they my phone's yay for a long time yeah what doesn't matter I'm not to bring this up I'm out Bobby I

1:29:52 sort of have a confession about something I'll take come on no I'm not now it's it's good go ahead now I got a look at something and then I'll get back to you mm-hmm I gotta figure out if you know you said you started today a long time ago yeah and I even said that at the part when I opened guess I was like oh okay this is something that's a trust fund college fund what do you need to look at do you need to have a dog well maybe we might you have a talk about are you saying that the money I would give it to your kids for college you've already spent no she'd never open it in the Barry Jerry's you never cashed it come on my goodness come on go go latest thing you put on a money order did you know that expires yeah babies passion put a bank oh okay that's why so the other ones well okay so a money order as far as after 90 days so you have checks you haven't cashed I know I can't cash it without talking you

1:30:54 because you can tell winter gave you checks a long time to go into the cash dome well because I had them saved for the kids cuz there's heavy crazy thing you ever heard those years ago Jay I've already like spent my head what's wrong with me it's not like I did on purpose that's it was fhe the opposite of cheese part of their education southwesterly thing I didn't know if I should like set up certain accounts for that or where we should put the money because I didn't want to spin out double no no no you don't have to do anything you do not know but this is my confession I know I just realized this yesterday I have the checks so but I've had the money order which I now I'm not like I better get on this money order because the after it expires up to 90 days my orders because I don't want to know check for me cuz it was from Lindsay and I have yeah okay oh that's sweet okay now do you really like

1:32:07 this run like you're gonna cash it or like money stop acting like I didn't love and appreciate you when I was trying to figure out how to put the money in an account for the kids but I can't create Bank acknowledge the sock drawer no I wanted to create accounts for them but I can't until they're here and there was a total I messed up but I have the checks have to rewrite them it's sort of like open a restaurant and the first money you get you frame it and put it in the wall like first dollar bill so this is like the first money so you didn't want to cash it so you just put it on the wall the old checks that you wrote me or anything like that I mean I mean I was shopping for books yeah for Amy's adopted children hopefully she'll open them one day you know and not just let them sit there like the checks but and then I had a soccer game we you know he just goes sometimes I know I know he tries he try

1:33:11 I worried yeah you got I'm working on money you already spent that Amy's kids at school it's very sweet of you I mean in a way bones it's kind of cool yeah we talked but it was a gif and that's a moral dilemma there's no hole you gotta let it go Green you of it you are free like that's pretty awesome fly away all right dear God make me meet your mom are we gonna go but thanks for hanging with us here we're back tomorrow if you get a minute you go over to iTunes or iheart radio and search for Bobby cast and you can listen to the body he has for lunch box he did one and Ray came in in the same show ended one there's also one with Matt Overton from the Colts tonight Ross copper man whose song writers come by the house it'll be another one up so iTunes subscribe and you can like give it five stars and regret rate good stuff I need all that I gotta do the lunchbox and Ray won today oh you know you know

1:34:19 because I had a people in town all weekend I've got I got play catch up but I heard earlier take him in the dips alright so thanks for hanging out with us see you guys on Tuesday show Bobby bone calm

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