Desi & Troy Recap MAGA’s Night of Flops at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards | The Daily Show

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 3:00: Bellator Awards, Fox Nation, Fox Nation Patriot Awards, Hugo Boss
2. 3:00 – 6:00: Jason Aldine, Sean Hannity, Angley Airheart, Blaine & Robert Trump
3. 6:00 – 7:47: Amazon MGM, East Wing, Jason Aldine, Melania

Notable quotes from "Desi & Troy Recap MAGA’s Night of Flops at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards | The Daily Show"

• Award shows. And as you probably guessed, we have to start off by talking about the highly anticipated Bellator Awards. Oh yes, of course. The Bellator Awards.

  about Bellator Awards · at 0:20

• And, returning, as, the, host, with, the, most head circumference, Sean Hannity. Let's see that charismatic melon in action.

  about Sean Hannity · at 2:04

• It's great. It's fun. It's going to be amazing just hanging out with Jason Aldine backstage. Give it up Jason Aline. By the way, Jason Aldine is going to be back on this stage. We have a special treat for you because Jason is.

  about Jason Aldine · at 3:40

• Years ago that this thing not only that Angley Airheart would date the other thing but she will be my wife.

  about Angley Airheart · at 4:37

• Join, me, and, welcoming, Fox, Nation's Patriot of the Year, the first lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump.

  about Melania · at 5:41

• Deep conversation lately. You may have heard the news. I produced a new film with MG, Amazon MGM named Melania.

  about Amazon MGM · at 6:34

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Sean Hannity — Person · 3 mentions · first at 2:07
• Jason Aldine — Person · 3 mentions · first at 3:41
• Troy Iwada — Person · 1 mention · first at 0:12
  Awards. I'm Emmy award winner, Desi Leid, and, I'm, a, thin, gay, guy,, Troy, Iwada.
• Sean Bannon — Person · 1 mention · first at 0:45
  Speaker, the glamorous, the debonire the sex symbol of our time Steve, Bannon.
• Angley Airheart — Person · 1 mention · first at 4:42
• Mike Waltz — Person · 1 mention · first at 5:12
  Oh, my, god., Oh, my, god., Sean, Hannity, and Anley Hehard and I guess Mike Waltz are going to be together forever.
• Blaine & Robert Trump — Person · 1 mention · first at 5:48
  Join, me, and, welcoming, Fox, Nation's Patriot of the Year, the first lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump.
• Donald Trump — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

• Melania — Book · 2 mentions · first at 5:48

Companies & orgs

• Bellator Awards — Company · 3 mentions · first at 0:24
• Fox Nation — Company · 2 mentions · first at 1:44
  But of course, the Bellator Awards were just the appetizer to last week's main course, the Fox Nation Patriot Awards where, those, who, win, are, declared, the most patriotic Americans, and those who lose are never heard from again.
• Hugo Boss — Company · 1 mention · first at 1:30
  And then another shirt that's vintage 1942 Hugo Boss that we've been told not to ask questions about.
• Fox Nation Patriot Awards — Company · 1 mention · first at 1:44
  But of course, the Bellator Awards were just the appetizer to last week's main course, the Fox Nation Patriot Awards where, those, who, win, are, declared, the most patriotic Americans, and those who lose are never heard from again.
• Amazon MGM — Company · 1 mention · first at 6:41

Places & events

• New York, New York — Place · 1 mention · first at 2:53
  No longer want to be a part of it. High tax New York.
• East Wing — Place · 1 mention · first at 7:08
  And, by, the, way,, such, a, classy, move, to shout out her East Wing team after they were all buried alive during the demolition.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Welcome to Who Want It Best, where we cover the only reason to do anything awards. I'm Emmy award winner, Desi Leid,

0:12 and, I'm, a, thin, gay, guy,, Troy, Iwada. You know, this past week was packed with award shows. And as you probably guessed, we have to start off by talking about the highly anticipated Bellator Awards. Oh yes, of course. The Bellator Awards.

0:31 Everybody, knows, what, the, Bellator, Awards are. We, don't, even, have, to, explain, it.

0:36 Nor, should, we. No. No., Let's, talk, about, this, year's, keynote speaker, the glamorous, the debonire the sex symbol of our time

0:45 Steve, Bannon. I, will, tell, you, right, now, is, God, is, my witness. If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison. myself included.

1:06 I, told, myself, I, wouldn't, cry, at, the Bellator Awards again. Every, year,, like, clockwork,, here, we, are.

1:13 Of, course,, like, everyone,, I, watch, the Bellator Awards for the fashion. Can we talk about Steve's fashion?

1:19 Well,, I, I, think, we, have, to., It's, just incredible. He's wearing a shirt by Gucci, a coat by a dumpster. And then another shirt that's vintage 1942 Hugo Boss that we've been told not to ask questions about.

1:35 Lock, him, up, before, some, other, woman does. But of course, the Bellator Awards were just the appetizer to last week's main course, the Fox Nation Patriot Awards

1:48 where, those, who, win, are, declared, the most patriotic Americans, and those who lose are never heard from again. So fun.

1:58 It's, so, fun. It's, so, It's, fun., It's, fun., It's, fun. It's fun. And, returning, as, the, host, with, the, most head circumference, Sean Hannity. Let's see that charismatic melon in action.

2:22 Wow,, the, crowd, is, loving, it., Oh,, the vocal commitment, the stage presence

2:30 the, fine, motor, skills. I, mean,, how, how, does, he, do, it? I, just, I, just, want, more., Please, tell, me it goes on for an excruciatingly long time.

2:39 Start, spreading, the, news. I'm leaving today. No longer want to be a part of it. High tax New York. These commie mandi blues are longing to leave right to the very heart of it. Bye-bye New York. It was the perfect song with definitely the correct amount of syllables.

3:23 It, was, It, was, so, good., It, was, so, good., I could die now. I want to die now. I might kill myself.

3:31 But, Sean, Hannity, wasn't, the, only Megawatt celebrity to grace this stage. The show was full of stars.

3:37 Wait,, do, you, hear, the, lineup, is, sick? It's great. It's fun. It's going to be amazing just hanging out with Jason Aldine backstage. Give it up Jason Aline. By the way, uh Jason Aldine is going to be back on this stage. We have a special treat for you because Jason is coming, back, out., All right,, ready, for more star power? Back. I love Jason Aline. No way. They they got Jason Aldine five times.

4:14 I, mean,, how, can, you, say, no, to, performing at the Fox News Patriot Awards? It's an opportunity to be heard by millions of people who are no longer on speaking terms with their children

4:24 you, know?, But, it, wasn't, just, glitz, and glam. Hannity also gave us a classic heartfelt awards show moment. M

4:31 I, doubt, there's, a, person, in, this, room right now that would have ever bet 30 years ago that this thing not only that Angley Airheart would date the other thing but she will be my wife.

4:54 I, love, you, sweetheart. I, Who, is, it? What? Mike Walls is here. Mike,, stand, up., Good, to, see, you,, buddy.

5:09 Oh, my, god., Oh, my, god., Sean, Hannity, and Anley Hehard and I guess Mike Waltz are going to be together forever.

5:18 If, those, three, bottoms, can't, make, it work, no one can. No one. But of course, of course, all this was just a leadup to the big prize of the night, the Patriot of the Year.

5:30 Oh,, who's, it, going, to, be?, Who's, it, going to be? No, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised. Okay, tell me. No, don't tell me. I want to find out. Like everyone else

5:38 roll, the, clip, join, me, and, welcoming, Fox, Nation's Patriot of the Year, the first lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump. Wow. Wow. Melania won just a year after her husband won the exact same award. What are the chances?

6:10 What?, What? What, do, they, say?, We're, going, to, never know. It's, official., They, are, awards, royalty. The Trumps are now up there with the Copalas. some of the Kulkans and the Gyllins Hall.

6:26 And, Melania, wasted, no, time, doing, the most patriotic thing she could do plugging her movie.

6:32 The, silver, screen, and, I, have, been, in deep conversation lately. You may have heard the news. I produced a new film with MG, Amazon MGM named Melania. capturing my life, my business, my philanthropy, fostering the future building my Eastwing team, and of course, caring for my family.

6:59 It, was, the, perfect, speech, with definitely the correct amount of syllables.

7:05 And, by, the, way,, such, a, classy, move, to shout out her East Wing team after they were all buried alive during the demolition. RIP. RIP.

7:16 So, fun. That's, so, fun. We, have, someone, to, find. That's, your, award, show, wrap, up.

7:23 I, mean,, I, can't, wait, until, next, year., I hear they're trying to get Jason Aldine.

7:28 Oh, do you think he'll be available? I, don't, know., Is, there, anything, in, this cup?

7:32 Nope., But, cheers.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Desi & Troy Recap MAGA’s Night of Flops at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards | The Daily Show"?

In order: 0:00 Bellator Awards, Fox Nation, Fox Nation Patriot Awards, Hugo Boss; 3:00 Jason Aldine, Sean Hannity, Angley Airheart, Blaine & Robert Trump; 6:00 Amazon MGM, East Wing, Jason Aldine, Melania.

What is mentioned in this The Daily Show episode?

16 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Bellator Awards, Sean Hannity, Jason Aldine, Fox Nation, Melania, Troy Iwada. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Desi & Troy Recap MAGA’s Night of Flops at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards | The Daily Show"?

The episode runs 8 min; the transcript is about 991 words in 34 timestamped sections.

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