Transcript

Epstein’s emails make Trump look so guilty, it's crazy we’re still saying "allegedly" at this point

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· 2 min · 217 words · 3 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Epstein’s emails make Trump look so guilty, it's crazy we’re still saying "allegedly" at this point", an episode of The Daily Show published November 13, 2025 (2 min, about 217 words). It mentions 12 people, works and ideas, including Trump train, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Adrian Brody, BlackBerry.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 1:32: Jeffrey Epstein, Trump train, Adrian Brody, BlackBerry

Notable quotes from "Epstein’s emails make Trump look so guilty, it's crazy we’re still saying "allegedly" at this point"

  • Everything's coming up Trump. Nothing can stop the Trump train. Now, breaking news. Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump by name several times in private emails.
    about Trump train · at
  • It's one of the worst looks I've ever seen. I'm talking Adrien Brody in a rosta wig bad.
    about Adrian Brody · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Jeffrey Epstein — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Can stop the Trump train. Now, breaking news. Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump by name several times in private emails.
  • Donald Trump — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Can stop the Trump train. Now, breaking news. Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump by name several times in private emails.
  • Adrian Brody — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Chislaine Maxwell — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

Products & tech

  • BlackBerry — Product · 1 mention · first at
    About his crimes in emails? That's so dumb. He's He's firing off his Blackberry to Galain Hey girl, following up about the sex crimes. hope Trump doesn't snitch about the sex crimes. Hit me up if you want sex crimes this.

Concepts & topics

  • Trump train — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • Sex crimes — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Dumb. He's He's firing off his Blackberry to Galain Hey girl, following up about the sex crimes. hope Trump doesn't snitch about the sex crimes. Hit me up if you want sex crimes this.
  • Sex trafficking — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

Full transcript with timestamps

Everything's coming up Trump. Nothing can stop the Trump train. Now, breaking news. Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein mentioned Donald Trump by name several times in private emails.

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, the Trump train is experiencing a slight delay there. There is an Epstein file on the tracks. We should be moving as soon as we get that cleared. But fine, Epstein mentioned Trump in an email. That doesn't mean he did anything wrong. Maybe the email was about how Trump never comes to his sex parties. Rude. I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is Trump. Unnamed victims spent hours at my house with him. He has never once been mentioned. According to the released emails, Maxwell responds, "I have been thinking about that."

Oh I I think the Trump train crashed because this isn't just not a good look. It's one of the worst looks I've ever seen. Like, I'm talking Adrien Brody in a rosta wig bad. Also, why was Jeffrey Epste writing about his crimes in emails? That's so dumb. He's He's firing off his Blackberry to Galain like, "Hey girl, following up about the sex crimes. Uh, hope Trump doesn't snitch about the sex crimes. Hit me up if you want sex crimes this

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Epstein’s emails make Trump look so guilty, it's crazy we’re still saying "allegedly" at this point"?

In order: 0:00 Jeffrey Epstein, Trump train, Adrian Brody, BlackBerry.

What is mentioned in this The Daily Show episode?

12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Trump train, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, Adrian Brody, BlackBerry, Sex crimes. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Epstein’s emails make Trump look so guilty, it's crazy we’re still saying "allegedly" at this point"?

The episode runs 2 min; the transcript is about 217 words in 3 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated November 17, 2025.