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If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support
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· 1 min · 151 words · 4 timestamped sections
This is the full, timestamped transcript of "If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support", an episode of The Daily Show published November 8, 2025 (1 min, about 151 words). It mentions 4 people, works and ideas, including New York, New York, New York City, New York, Zoran Mani, subway.
Who speaks in this episode?
- Jordan Klepper (Host) · 1 min speaking
- Unknown news clip voices (Guest) · 1 min speaking
What is discussed, and when
Notable quotes from "If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support"
New Yorkers are going to flee. They're going to flee New York because of Zoran Mani.
about New York, New York · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Zoran Mani — Person · 1 mention · first at
New Yorkers are going to flee. They're going to flee New York because of Zoran Mani.
Products & tech
- subway — Product · 1 mention · first at
People to leave New York City. I want two million people to leave New York City. My subway commute this morning was so packed I had to sit on an elderly man's lap and he was already stacked on top of a pregnant teenager.
Places & events
- New York, New York — Place · 2 mentions · first at
- New York City, New York — Place · 2 mentions · first at
With this guy in charge. they're talking about a million people leaving New York City.
Full transcript with timestamps
New Yorkers are going to flee. They're going to flee New York because of Zoran Mani.
His win still sets the stage for a large mass exodus out of New York with this guy in charge. You know, they're talking about a million people leaving New York City.
A full 9% of people say that they will leave. Wow. You You're telling me 9% of apartments are about to become available?
Oh, holy. Holy That would be the fastest a mayor has ever delivered on a campaign promise. But seriously, you know, seriously though, I I don't I don't want a million people to leave New York City. I want two million people to leave New York City. My subway commute this morning was so packed I had to sit on an elderly man's lap and he was already stacked on top of a pregnant teenager.
Questions about this episode
Who speaks in "If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support"?
Jordan Klepper (Host), Unknown news clip voices (Guest).
What is discussed in "If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support"?
In order: 0:00 New York City, New York, New York, New York, subway, Zoran Mani.
What is mentioned in this The Daily Show episode?
4 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including New York, New York, New York City, New York, Zoran Mani, subway. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "If a million New Yorkers decide to flee the city, they'll have Jordan Klepper's full support"?
The episode runs 1 min; the transcript is about 151 words in 4 timestamped sections.
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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated November 17, 2025.