Ronny and Jordan have a message for the participants of the NBA gambling scheme: "Hit us up!"

Who speaks in this episode?

• Ronald (Host) · 1 min speaking
• Jordan (Host) · 1 min speaking
• Adam Silver (Guest) · 1 min speaking
• News Announcer (unidentified) (Guest) · 1 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 1:40: gambling, Adam Silver, Angela Jordan, HIMS.com

Notable quotes from "Ronny and Jordan have a message for the participants of the NBA gambling scheme: "Hit us up!""

• Speaking of gambling, it's been a tough month for America's favorite new pastime.

  about gambling · at 0:00

• On tearing their ACL out tonight? Well, slide into my DMs. I'll put you in my parlay. Don't worry, I can be trusted, okay? You wouldn't believe the stuff Jordan has told me in confidence. Like how he's the HIMS.com customer of the year.

  about parlay · at 1:03

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Terry Rosier — Person · 1 mention · first at 0:08
  Authorities accuse Miami Heat player Terry Rosier of faking an injury and feeding that information to betterers.
• Adam Silver — Person · 1 mention · first at 0:13
  Commissioner Adam Silver speaking up.
• Angela Jordan — Person · 1 mention · first at 1:10
  Parlay. Don't worry, I can be trusted, okay? You wouldn't believe the stuff Jordan has told me in confidence. Like how he's the HIMS.com customer of the year.

Companies & orgs

• Miam Heat — Company · 1 mention · first at 0:07
  Authorities accuse Miami Heat player Terry Rosier of faking an injury and feeding that information to betterers.
• HIMS.com — Company · 1 mention · first at 1:12
  Okay? You wouldn't believe the stuff Jordan has told me in confidence. Like how he's the HIMS.com customer of the year.
• NBA — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

• Sports War — Product · 1 mention · first at 0:33
  The NBA, but it puts the entire sports gambling ecosystem in jeopardy, which is why it's time for a rare sports war ceasefire.

Concepts & topics

• gambling — Concept · 3 mentions · first at 0:00
• integrity of the competition — Concept · 1 mention · first at 0:17
  There's nothing more important to the league and its fans than the integrity of the competition.
• sports gambling ecosystem — Concept · 1 mention · first at 0:28
  Is right. This affects not only the integrity of the NBA, but it puts the entire sports gambling ecosystem in jeopardy, which is why it's time for a rare sports war ceasefire.
• parlay — Concept · 1 mention · first at 1:06

Places & events

• Thailand — Place · 1 mention · first at 1:25
  Which brings us to our rockhard better tonight. How many months until Jordan flies to Thailand for penile rejuvenation?

Sponsors

• HIMS.com — Sponsor · 1 mention · first at 1:12
  Okay? You wouldn't believe the stuff Jordan has told me in confidence. Like how he's the HIMS.com customer of the year.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Speaking of gambling, it's been a tough month for America's favorite new pastime.

0:04 New fallout from the gambling scandal in the NBA. Authorities accuse Miami Heat player Terry Rosier of faking an injury and feeding that information to betterers.

0:13 Commissioner Adam Silver speaking up. There's nothing more important to the league and its fans than the integrity of the competition.

0:22 That's right. That half man, half lizard is right. This affects not only the integrity of the NBA, but it puts the entire sports gambling ecosystem in jeopardy, which is why it's time for a rare sports war ceasefire.

0:36 Sports war ceasefire activated. We here at Sports War have prepared a joint statement. Thank you, Ronald. To whom it may concern, if you're the kind of depraved, low-life scum that would throw a game to win a bet for your friends, then we have one thing to say to you. What's up, bro?

0:57 Seriously, Terry, what the I love having inside information. Hey, anyone planning on tearing their ACL out tonight? Well, slide into my DMs. I'll put you in my parlay. Don't worry, I can be trusted, okay? You wouldn't believe the stuff Jordan has told me in confidence. Like how he's the HIMS.com customer of the year.

1:15 Okay, you know what? You only know that because you were the runner up. Which brings us to our rockhard better tonight. How many months until Jordan flies to Thailand for penile rejuvenation? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. Your wife's pin number is 5266. If she changes it, just say, "What? You don't trust me?

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Ronny and Jordan have a message for the participants of the NBA gambling scheme: "Hit us up!""?

Ronald (Host), Jordan (Host), Adam Silver (Guest), News Announcer (unidentified) (Guest).

What is discussed in "Ronny and Jordan have a message for the participants of the NBA gambling scheme: "Hit us up!""?

In order: 0:00 gambling, Adam Silver, Angela Jordan, HIMS.com.

What is mentioned in this The Daily Show episode?

13 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including gambling, Miam Heat, Terry Rosier, Adam Silver, integrity of the competition, sports gambling ecosystem. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Ronny and Jordan have a message for the participants of the NBA gambling scheme: "Hit us up!""?

The episode runs 2 min; the transcript is about 277 words in 7 timestamped sections.

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