Dan Le Batard 9/12/22 🔥 Hour 1: Overreaction Monday

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Bermuda Grass, Cooper Rush, Game Time, Harry Styles
2. 35:00 – 40:00: Frank Clark
3. 40:00 – 45:00: Kansas City Chiefs

Notable quotes from "Dan Le Batard 9/12/22 🔥 Hour 1: Overreaction Monday"

• You can go to events like these for half off or more when you buy tickets last minute with game time is the fastest growing ticketing app that guarantees the lowest price on…

  about Game Time · at 0:09

• Mean we did back to back-to-back folks there was like one little bit of harry styles and it's been football no not enough football not enough i apologize for that we talked about bermuda grass the hell's the matter with you guys not enough.

  about Harry Styles · at 1:08

• There's so many big fan bases that you can laugh at right now the cowboys have to start cooper rush for two months and i don't even know if we're gonna get to it who's cooper…

  about Cooper Rush · at 2:17

• That you didn't know about whether tyreek hill is there or not now they've got draft picks too tyrik hill and frank clark were saying it's gonna be six championships seven…

  about Frank Clark · at 39:55

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Harry Styles — Person · 1 mention · first at 1:13
• Cooper Rush — Person · 1 mention · first at 2:20
• Frank Clark — Person · 1 mention · first at 39:58

Companies & orgs

• Game Time — Company · 1 mention · first at 0:12
• Kansas City Chiefs — Company · 1 mention · first at 40:10
  Anymore because he wanted the monkey the money excuse me and you end up in a place where the kansas city chiefs are totally overwhelming again and we all know it right like without dispute i appreciate your help there i mean with.
• Dan Le Batard Show — Company · 1 mention
• DraftKings Sportsbook — Company · 1 mention
• NFL — Company · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

• Bermuda Grass — Concept · 1 mention · first at 1:19
  No not enough football not enough i apologize for that we talked about bermuda grass the hell's the matter with you guys not enough football that's true it was the first week of the season everybody's unreasonable everybody's crazy okay the.
• NBA — Concept · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

0:01 the best time of the year is upon us football is back mlb playoffs are just around the corner and your favorite artists are out on tour but did you know you can go to events like these for half off or more when you buy tickets last minute with game time game time is the fastest growing ticketing app that guarantees the lowest price on tickets to all your favorite sports concerts and shows you can see the view from your seat in the app and checkout takes less than 30 seconds download the game time app create an account and redeem code dk20 for 20 off your first purchase again that's dk20 for 20 off your first purchase terms apply download game type last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed this is the dan levator show with the stu gods podcast we are presented by draftking sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app today and use code dan

0:55 for a special offer when you sign up that's code dan only at draftkingsportsbook somehow we have not done much football yet in the couple of hours that we've already made around here that you can get via podcast what are you looking at me like that for i mean we did back to back-to-back folks there was there was like one little bit of harry styles and it's been football no no not enough football not enough i apologize for that we talked about bermuda grass the hell's the matter with you guys not enough football that's true it was the first week of the season everybody's unreasonable everybody's crazy okay the the number of opinions the the number of opinions that were in this room about things that happened yesterday opinions that are absolute opinions you guys think you know what you know after the weirdest weekend of football when no one can predict anything you guys are like i know so

1:43 much about this and let me tell you about bullock and why he missed that kick all of you got opinions about everything it's an annoying room all of you careening into each other the six of you to talk football today because it feels normal more normal after a pandemic to care about this stupid stupid stupid thing stupid thing football guys there's so much energy in this room today we miss this terribly the banter at least in big sui i wasn't here for local hours sorry dan there's so many big programs that you can laugh at there's so many big fan bases that you can laugh at right now the cowboys have to start cooper rush for two two months and i don't even know if we're gonna get to it who's cooper rush right i mean you get to learn things like this who's cooper i don't know you are so far behind you don't know anything because you're the basketball guy who gets to everything late no you

2:34 know what i am i'm the voice of the fans dan i'm a guy i show up and i'm like yeah and then like someone gets hurt i said no and here's the back of who's this guy and then he plays well oh that's that's the you you miss this you don't know about this you're cynical your everything is just blase to you yawn i know how to ride this roller coaster of emotion of yes no like this is this is why people love this sport because you're always living on the edge you're alive i feel it pulsing in my veins look at my eyes these people are crazy today all of them are crazy it's the opposite it's it's wow here's a guy who's crazy about football i never feel more alive than when they're raking the chips away did you do that yesterday i mean do what a lot of the highs and lows oh man were you traveling yesterday no no no no i was traveling last night because stu guys isn't here for weekend observations maybe you can take us on

3:28 your roller coaster of highs and lows hold on i mean were you on the infamous flight that has been tweeted about that was a flight to miami in which there was allegedly a dog that had diarrhea all over the airplane cabin man i saw that tweet first of all thank you to every every last one of the eight million people who sent me that tweet thank you maybe you want to check my twitter feed sometimes to see where that whether i had a comment on it before you just send it over will you just get to the story you got a diarrhea dog on your plane or not the store well the story you got to tell people what the story is there's someone tweeting that their boyfriend i feel like she just did but no no no no no no no no there's the devil's in the details details details right so there is uh someone on a plane right and uh okay here we go my boyfriend is on a plane in miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had a diary

4:21 dog bad dog to get that important detail yeah yeah you're right everyone freaked out bulldog butthole the story escalates the dog owner began sobbing and the dog escaped yes the dog doesn't care that the owner's sobbing the dog is now pooping all over the plane and it's delightful because it's a dog bulldogs are not fleet of foot how does a bulldog escape they're loading the ground and it's a plane chris people aren't just walking around like barry sanders they're elusive now covered in poo it is running around the plane people are lifting up their legs and screaming and i know what you're thinking dan wow that's a lot of detail let's talk about it nope there's more correction the dog window seat was actually next to the boyfriend middle seat boyfriend's book bag now covered in poo lmao sorry apologizing to the boyfriend journey began when the girl next boyfriend aisle thought the dog was cute

5:23 and wanted to hold him on her lap at which point he exploded the details details now you're in a flying tube that's filled with the smell of poop you've got a runaway bulldog and a sobbing owner slippery like darren sproles yeah why is the owner sobbing there's more you have to sob that's your only recourse i mean what are you doing what do you mean sobbing like what do you mean you're crying you're dog you haven't cried since 2006. i would cry if this were me this would be the thing to do it let me tell you that my dog's [ __ ] all over the plane i'm in tears they may be fake but they are coming out of my eyeballs it's a dog owner i love that jess has like a jerry seinfeld-esque stretch of like not crying since 2000 so you remember the episode of seinfeld where jerry hasn't thrown up in like 12 years or whatever oh i used to have that streak too really until college i had that one on planes

6:16 hadn't thrown up on a plane like in 20 years until the dan levitar show played a uh a rejoin that had dominique eating a piece of paper out of stu gotz's mouth you threw up on the plane i threw up on the plane violently finally heard me because i heard you i was no i was so close to that's the closest i've ever come to vomiting on the air i've got some sort of weird gagging thing that can be contagious but you do sometimes you do it comedically and sometimes in that time you did it and that authenticity hit me on a jetblue flight flying here mind you when i wasn't feeling so good because we're going through some turbulence and i said you know what i'll do i'll turn on the little tv and i'll watch something it'll take my mind off of it and where i was like oh the damn leopard show which two gods is on let me watch this guillermo put it on the pole have you ever thrown up on a plane at levitard show mike sure

7:10 is joining us now for his uh daily stat of the day that will go on through the end of time just want to point out there are more details to this whole we'll get them just just throw that out there yes what an opinion it's covered mauricio thank you thank you i appreciate it why is the person crying like clean up your dog's [ __ ] because it's all right are you six years old like take accountability for your dog i'm looking at it like shadow forever clean it up you have to cry you run to the front you grab towels i'm so sorry grab the phone you make an announcement guys i'm so sorry about what's going on right like you take like your jacket off and start wiping the [ __ ] with your jacket like anything to just try and minimize the damage you get control your dog doesn't like paralyze does anyone have a diaper baby you start crying you're not doing anything where do you sound like mike wilbon hang tough what are you talking

8:03 about up front and grab a it's sitting everywhere i mean it's it's fight or flight you get you get in the frame i would just say this if i was the person on the other end of this relationship that's kind of recounting this story i'd be concerned about my relationship i would say this person can't get things done in the heat of the moment just starts to cry it gets tough and the dog's [ __ ] everywhere this person just cries and doesn't do anything about it that's not the relationship the relationship is with someone who is sitting there in between the person who owns the dog who's sitting in the window and the person who asked to hold the dog who's in an aisle there's a melted chocolate bar of jaquise rogers running around in there this is what's happening right now these people unbelievable whittingham and billy all of a sudden cool under fire under every every turbulence and every pressure what

8:54 i am telling you is if i had a bulldog on a plane that was now running around all over the place loose and pooping everywhere with diarrhea and no one had gotten it my immediate move instead of helping anybody would be to cover up my own shame and embarrassment by making it worse and sobbing right there on the airplane sobbing because of the shame involved i would not be a hero in that circumstance i would be mortified that this tube was now going to fly two more hours with all of these people mad at me and my dog mike sure have you ever pooped on an airplane i'm not answering that it's also a different question than what we were talking about that's a good question i meant puked oh no but have you oh did you i mean okay excellent work he gave us a very interesting answer oh what do you mean he declined to answer which was an answer to that well i i'm trying to follow this what's happening here

9:56 and i i read that maybe uh incorrectly as like have you ever had an accident on an airplane based on what happened to this dog that i'm trying to wow why would you plead the fifth place now you fled the film i would have having diarrhea that i would say no i've never had an accident on a plane but i thought i i thought that you were trying to i thought you were comparing me to this dog that means talking about which by the way whose dog is this what's what is the story well go ahead i mean now fill him in on the rest of the details here because he's joining us uh midstream well in turn uh here goes the tweet my bf is on a plane in miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea everyone freaked out the dog owner began sobbing and the dog escaped now covered in poo it is running around the plane people are lifting up their legs and screaming correction the dog window seat was

10:49 actually next to the boyfriend middle seat boyfriend's book bag now covered in poo lmao sorry thought dog was cute uh no excuse me journey began when the girl next to the boyfriend in the isle seat thought the dog was cute and wanted to hold him on her lap at which point he exploded further developments flight attendant offering wine to most afflicted up front biohazard kit has been taken out seats covered in blankets and a woman in first class is upset her dinner tray has not yet been taken away that's america right now all of it a woman in first class is like why where's my service why is it taking care of the bulldog diary in the back of this floating tube in the end seats were lysoled and scrubbed 75 in airline points were rewarded to direct hits oh come on that can't be true oh just a cj spiller covered in butt mud that can't be true feel worse for the people on the next flight who had no idea what just

11:50 happened on that flight and just sat down on those seats the lights were dimmed and a very tired and ashamed little pup watched tv for the rest of the trip the plane was safely landed my bf is now home he swears he can still smell poo your verdict mike sure i just you know what's occurring to me now is you know sometimes you're you're ready to take off and then they're like oh there's a problem with the plane there's a mechanical issue we have to get a different plane i wonder how often now it's something like this that it's not like a broken you know windshield wiper or whatever and it's like something like this happen and they have to take the plane out of commission this still smells like just occurring to me billy and chris i want to get to the bottom of how you guys would handle this situation you'd immediately jump into action first of all my dog wouldn't be on a flight with me unless i'm moving somewhere the

12:40 dog would stay behind with family or like in a can or like a place like what does a dog need to come for especially a sick dog that dog clearly you don't just get diarrhea if you're a dog there has to have been signs i think you're supposed to fast your dog before flying with them in case they have some sort of nervous accident does dogs get i think they get stressed right isn't that isn't that the thing that happens like if they're in like a confined environment i think they can have like humans humans get stressful tummy problems they go to tummy ache city sometimes when they fly i mean tell me bending down trying to catch danny woodhead defecating everywhere i know it's running around but i'm trying to grab that dog and just wear the poop myself i'm trying to be a good samaritan for all the people i want that dog to be pooping all over me as the owner yeah it's the owner as the owner

13:29 if that's my dog i am trying to grab that dog and keep the poop just in my like and i'm apologizing obviously to everyone around me but it's just it's it's i don't know what i would do in that space i don't think you've been sobbing you don't think now i don't think i'm breaking into tears i'm i'm i want to be breaking into tears because i can't like hypothetically uh just a horrific like non where no one's getting hurt just a scenario you could like predict in my future of what would be terrible that's it my dog running around a plane [ __ ] it's a nightmare it's a nightmare and god knows if that if that dog is with you as a comfort dog because you're anxious robert turbin covered in crap let's do the stat of the day that anxiety would be more pronounced now that your comfort dog is running around [ __ ] on your neighbors start of the day start of the day it is a start of the day start of the day start of the day it is

14:22 a start of the day start of the day start of the day it is the start of the day start of the day start of the day it is the start of the day all right the actual stat of the day is about the afc south but i i fear that you've already talked about it have you already talked about the afc south today no this is fresh material you're about to give us some fresh look this is this is coming from somebody who's on the office in parks and they made parks and recs this is a guy who is our stats intern a very important uh television person and you're bringing to us football information we have not heard our sports show big sports show anywhere else great thank you thank you for just recapping what's happening your life here's here's the stat i saw i first saw it from adam kilgore on twitter last night or yesterday the afc south played the new york giants the washington commanders and each other and still somehow no one has a win

15:42 yeah that's amazing that is that's the universe laughing right there i did see that i mean that's fantastic that's the you this show has been complaining about jags titans for as long as i've been listening it's all of them though it's not just jags and it's now it's now it's colts and texans it's the same thing in a different uniform sold us a different way and it's a tie and there's matt ryan and it's all [ __ ] don't fall for it we're about six weeks away from everybody picking the colts to make the super bowl they were going to win this different collections every time they do this every week one the cults just have that reputation of if they win three games in a row everyone's picking them to go far in the playoffs i don't know what it is about frank reich the uniform the building there is something hypnotizing about the cults succeeding they need time to establish the run they're one of those teams that can hang

16:35 later in the season like the titans because they got a good run game i saw jonathan i saw jonathan taylor run the ball like 18 straight times against houston he was minus 360 to score a touchdown he did but he was minus 360. i'm gambling again i think somehow we all see that logo and think about peyton manning isn't that what's going on i think so i think you're like you remember peyton manning to marvin harrison and you're like well that's a good team they're going to win honestly that seems so long ago andrew luck seemed so long ago it's been a different quarterback starting for them i think every year for the last six week ones and they're all two years past their prime yeah they're all matt ryan and phillip rivers and they're all carson wentz they're always this guy they're at the end of the recycling bin they're gonna play this formula out for as long as they can trying to bring back the

17:28 next page let's play guess the next colts quarterback you're making it four or five years from now though no no i'm making a quarterback passes prime can they get ben roethlisberger out of retirement andrew luck ten years from now when he decides you know what it was all a big mistake i think we have the andrew luck sound dan from this weekend did you hear it i did i saw it on twitter and at first i thought it was a it was mike ryan doing an andrew luck impression but it actually was andrew luck we actually can't disseminate that broadcast but i'm here you know beautiful women that have gone to this university it's just an incredible atmosphere to be here very happy you know not go game's not going our way right now but you know got great luminaries like gonna be cleaner but we're here to celebrate the women during this halftime ceremony i think i have it matthew stafford next colts quarterback oh that's a good one

18:35 that is a good one can they get carson once again i think yeah or peyton manning again chase uh i'll say i'll go andy dalton no good one red rifle that sport is funny this way though isn't it because no matter what you thought yesterday i'm not sure about the one o'clock games and then it's the witching hour now everybody's taking 60-yard field goals to win it and it's just total how do they always win how how do they always win well and the weird thing was at the witching hour it would like it was bengals steelers for an hour like joe burrow was inside the 15 for an hour straight and somehow they didn't win and then in the midst of all of it it's like wow jacksonville is blowing this lead well carolina's about to feel good no cleveland's gonna kick a field goal the detroit lions back door cover doesn't even make the red zone like all this [ __ ] happened and it was we saw none of it because it

19:38 was just bengals constipated inside the 15. steelers defense though woody well they played this so well i mean that's not the steelers defense fault that lance taylor didn't challenge what was obviously the go-ahead touchdown late in the game whatever his name is the offensive coordinator for louisville the head coach of cincinnati bengals what's the difference character is slowing down like it's slurring more slurring more getting less intelligible condescending steelers fan the adrenaline the chardonnay you guys you guys need to explain to me how it is possible what whittingham just described and this explains to you why the broadcaster is going to be paid so much and the broadcast cost so much uh that the insanity of that would be working so fast during the witching hour lee all of you've been waiting how long for that that string of games to come together and then 345 even though you don't care

20:37 one bit about marcus period and you don't think the falcons are gonna do anything 345 you can't get enough adrenaline pumped in and you just said the lions backdoor cover couldn't even make it into the frenzy wait like the the eagles went for it i think on fourth and one and that was the only play we saw the last ten minutes of that game because the lions had a chance to maybe get back in the eagles went for it that was the end of the game how is this possible that this sport this sport the bengals i mean would you be that surprised if they if they went six and 11 this year like would you that would surprise me okay but the teams are all the same the colts last year could have been the bengals like a bounce goes differently and we're talking about the colts the way we're talking about the bengals because all of these teams are some semblance of the same which is how this keeps happening

21:30 that the ends of these games are all close because everybody's the same and some teams have a quarterback and an and and it feels so big that baker mayfield comes out and says i know everybody was talking about this game like it was the super bowl and you're like what are you talking about your game was like the 12th one we were paying attention to yesterday because it's insanity everywhere and you haven't kept it close until oh you threw it to robbie anderson did you um now i'm interested every throw before that from baker mayfield was for three yards or blocked blocked at the line that first half they're like scott hanson goes all right here's the baker mayfield game against cleveland i didn't see carolina for two hours that was very weird for me that game was not not fun to watch i did fist pump when baker ran it in and then they went ahead but also deshawn watson isn't starting i was like good for nick

22:18 chubb you know way to go they actually get to tweet 1-0 you know they haven't been able to do that twitter wasn't around when they last went 1-0 that's funny it's been that long they have they have not been 1-0 since jeff garcia beat the ravens week one twitter was not invented back then they have not been able to fire off a one or no tweet mike did you say you had another stat of the day or was just that that stolen one no that was the one i wanted to give i do have another one that i hadn't as a backup but i'm going to save it for when stu gotz is uh in the studio i guess maybe we'll be never yeah yeah i mean we made a terrible mistake at meadowlark not policing the vacation policy thank you mike good talking to you bye everybody stu god's here the numbers don't lie in the last decade over four million people have chosen simply safe home security to protect their home i'm one of them they

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24:17 you sign up for an interactive monitoring plan and get your first month free visit simply safe dot com slash dlb to learn more there's no safe like simply safe don lebatore mustard mixes with mayonnaise better than ketchup does what what yes no what you've just said is appalling what you've just said is an offense to anyone who's ever eaten stugots ketchup oh my god i don't like it on anything but what ketchup you're un-american this is the dan lebatore show with his two gods i should say stu gotz is going through an interesting stage in life as he takes uh his daughters to the dorm rooms and and now they are going to college and so that's what he's doing right so i told my dad my dad was like why are you going to miami so much i said well there's a lot of first of all there's vacation time and then one of the hosts has to go because uh his daughters are starting college and he says in true immigrant fashion like what's

25:18 that got to do with him i said well they like to drop them off in this country and it's like what like my dad's never done that there oh for three three kids never done the whole like okay get your own couch trip to target you never did the trip to target get a garbage can and some notebooks i mean i i did by myself by yourself yeah at the catch a ride with someone i just met i think were you here dan the last time that you guys dropped his kid off at college where he told us how he just had the dad of the roommate build everything for them and he went and bought pizza well he says he's been very popular on these campuses i'm still surprised how young some of our audience runs and you know what i've learned recently is i've got a lot of kids coming up to me and saying their fathers hand me down this show well dan there's a lot of young people watching the show because you keep going re-viral on tick tock with

26:11 this channel sonic i swear to god i keep seeing it every time i go on that freaking app it's dan lebato it's not dan levitard it's reporter owns this mma fighter they have no idea who you are but they know your face because you own that mma recognized as that guy from tick tock yet that has happened i've been taking a lot of pictures with young people yes it's uh yeah well i i mean i don't i don't know most of them are saying something about their show and their fathers handing them you know in leaving espn not just our show but highly questionable you've lost some visibility but who would have thought you would have found it on tick tock with the chael sonnen interview that is totally fake satire he's the ted talk guy he and i playing a part he and i playing a role he called me a charlatan it's just it's wait it was fake don't don't tell anybody don't tell anybody that don't tell anybody that it's

27:02 totally serious i said that sonnen is as close as i will ever come in my career to the relationship that ali had with howard cosell because better chael sonder was playing a character i loved he was keeping the score at home dan compared himself to howard cosell and chelsea to muhammad ali that's the joke which do you think is further off put it on the pole how was that not the joke though how was that i thought further off yeah from muhammad i think the gulf between muhammad ali and chelsea is wider than it is between howard cosell and dance chelsea's ufc record was 29 15 and one yeah but he almost beat spider silva dan how sexist would you have been if you were covering the battle of the sexes i'm not gonna let you squirm on a scale from one to ten six i'm just gonna put you down as a six 1981 yeah you have to put yourself in that era yeah yeah you're only you're only 12. yeah so maybe you don't no no no a lot of things

28:17 yeah i i want how many people are you calling broads i'm going to say eight oh come on hurt you can't call it dame abroad i just referenced that show i'd love to do a spoof of that show that would be so good in 2020 oh my god 20 20. the time machine now come on doc brown it's 20 22. oh my god no let me tell you something dan i've you know i've pitched this for this show many a time and no one seems to want any parts of this hot take time machine we get in the delorean and then we go back to things that happened in the past in sports but we do it as if it's happening right now i'm out this sounds like the slow report no no no it's not the slow report no because this can get you cancelled that's a difference because you're using the language of the time no i'm not saying we have to do it as if we he's saying to get close to it he wants you know what mean man it's get here late let's go straight to the third rail like

29:18 you know he's already out here what i'm willing to listen to this idea so how did you how does this work you're going back in time with current sensibilities breaking down things of back in the day or you're bringing people from the past with those sensibilities to today's situation the first one we as a show are getting in a time machine and we're going back to pivotal moments in history and then we're just going to break it down without the fourth site of what happens in real life like in the moment as if this show were there when it happened at the moment so for instance if we want to talk about uh the immaculate reception right we're gonna call it and i want stu gotz to be out there talking about the other team choked it wasn't the steelers who won the game i don't know why nobody buys in on this idea i love the idea but we've tried it like six times with stugats and he tries to terrified ad

30:08 libit and he and he's acting and that never goes well he's terrified well it's just better for him to be himself as opposed to being asked to act the character but you also you know how it ends right you have to do it on things that you don't know how they play out well then that would be just what we're doing right now so let's do that off of the games that were played yesterday because a bolt of electrical current went through sports fans yesterday and the nfl wins again as it always does with the witching hour and and and beyond and then brady at 45 i know you guys noticed this yesterday you noticed like i what a what an amazing thing to watch that dude sort of plastic beautiful adult [ __ ] mike as we're seeing we've so hyper analyzed this sport and you're seeing belichick a bit undressed because the position kind of matters and then as you see we debate kirk cousins is he good and then you're seeing well god and

31:07 almighty is skill guys a lot of guys in the league would be gary rogers good yes and now he only throws to running backs because oh davonte adams is as wrong as you and me have ever been that was a bad drop was that one that number nine number nine for the packers who was the old titan that you used to hate number eighty that number eight like number nine might i might have a a claim for worst packers receiver it's so dire over there that they can't afford alan lazard being out if if you're number nine would you rather witty know your name and bring your name up in as inept or would you rather just be known as number nine and have no notoriety whatsoever yeah if like in this conversation where we're talking about number nine ruining aaron rodgers career you don't want anyone to know your name you just want to be numb you just want to be number nine i i'm genuinely confused as to why he's still

31:55 there and why he signed that contract number nine no no aaron rodgers 50 million dollars well it was all about it was all about money all of this was about money like they failed yet every turn they took the quarterback they didn't give you weapons and then in this offseason adams leaves you don't really have much [ __ ] like they're giving you sami watkins to work with it just seems like it's getting worse right there why did you re-up for that i have a theory because aaron rodgers gets off on not having enough if he he's terrified that if he had enough we'd say you know what on second thought brady is better because look he's got all of these weapons and he's not able to do anything close you think he'd rather fall just short than win with a lot of weapons he'd rather fight with one arm tied behind his back because it makes him look like a hero and well if he wins he looks amazing if he loses everyone says well we want

32:49 armist todd behind his back i like this and he's terrified that if you untie both hands he's going to get rocked like he did last night do you think that when he finds out his starting left and right tackles are hurt he's like that's a chub yeah win-win for me what an interesting theory that you guys are all getting behind here i i watched aaron rodgers made me sad yesterday because it was a man throwing again and again to running backs and yes sammy watkins three catches for 18 yards one of the best college receivers i've ever seen i keep waiting for him to be a great receiver for somebody and no he's it are they just at this i don't want to overreact to one game but i watch that and i'm like oh my god is this what this is going to look like where it's 200 constipated yards and now there's going to be an interception or two because these guys can't play around him this is obviously not receivers who

33:42 can get open uh you're you're you're watching aaron rodgers play like baker mayfield was let me just throw three yards let me throw five yards i'm not gonna be able to oh let's see if we can catch a tight end here uh to just slant across the middle to jess's point though they're without starting left hack on right tackle they're without alan lazard and people forget very quickly that they got hammered in the opening day last year in the superdome 38-3 and then won seven straight i i think green bay like their winning percentage with rogers in the floor is like 80 percent i actually think they're going to be fine and the other thing too is you see alan lazar's the number one like they're trying to do so much like to bring all these different things and that's why they're using aj dylan and aaron jones so much because they have such a lack of weapons they're trying to reinvent their offense

34:29 but my problem is the lack of weapons right he's been complaining about it fairly openly even when he had one of the best weapons in the nfl and devontae adams are we like copped out wrong we were on that one i have plenty of times i don't even want to talk about it anymore i was wrong on devante adams he was very bad as rookie season in my defense as wrong as we've ever been and he's going to miss devonta adams that seems obvious devante adams still seems very awesome you could attribute his success to aaron rodgers and then you pluck him out of there and you put him in las vegas and he's still killing it 17 targets 17 targets against uh against the chargers he went 10 for 41 on a touchdown with 17 targets yeah but we're turning around he's a very good player but we're talking about aaron rodgers without a lack with a lack of weapons you could have made the argument heading into the weekend that mahomes was heading into

35:12 that same position and they somehow look better that i i know that kansas city being good cannot be a surprise the degree to which they were good as someone who had the cardinals was six no but if you're it was like it was overwhelming you're going to do if look man the entire coverage of this sport will be overreaction monday we will do this with baker mayfield we will do this with the dolphins we won't remember any of it six weeks from now and then it'll change a couple of times with injury and everything else but after week one all of us are saying man it's gonna be fun to watch the bills and the chiefs play at the end of another season isn't it because those two teams look healthy more overwhelming than everybody i love that woody's last part of the sentence defined the whole sentence which was ask someone who had cardinals with with the points just it kept going it was like my home style like twenty to

36:02 seven like all right it's twenty to seven got this good cardinals can you touch it down here we're under control but holy [ __ ] in the second half they come i just kept going where did these these receivers just kept spawning number 10s were wide open all over the field who is number 10 now on the chiefs it's a guy called pacheco he's a running back and it doesn't help that he's that one of the guys helping patrick mahomes it was one of the just some guys over in green bay in mbs i i don't under well i do understand it's tony it's a big contract right this happens to every quarterback that signs the big deal and then two years later you're wondering aloud where are all the weapons for this what happened in seattle right where russ had this big deal and it's like oh wait a second how do we pay for all the defense how do we pay for all these weapons but it was almost aaron rodgers or everybody else

36:50 and aaron greenberg hackers said all right aaron rodgers you're gonna get your deal but that's going to cost you mvs that's going to cost you devonte items it's going to cost you somebody we can get in free agency but they had a deal worked out they had the framework to bring devante adams back and devonte adams and aaron rodgers were in communication he knew devonte adams wasn't coming back he still went to green bay where was he gonna go mike anywhere else the agreement was he could have just gone anywhere so but anywhere really like who has who has the cap space to sign him to that massive deal that already isn't in the you know in the red for another quarterback maybe a team closer i just i just don't understand he could have gone with kyle shanahan he could have figured out look man these guys are so all-powerful he could have figured out it you don't tell me that the two-time back-to-back mvp of

37:40 the league can't pick the place where he's going even if tom brady's on the barber shop calling derek carr [ __ ] because he's saying that's the guy you won't replace me for do you not know what kind of brand i am he could have played anywhere they could have figured out the mechanics of it if you're him though do you want to be bouncing around at the end of your career like you could just stay a packer for life be the best packer quarterback ever get 50 million dollars a year and just write it out it's always what the 50 million means right it means that patrick mahomes is not the highest average annual value quarterback in the league means i am and i'm sure he's probably looked at the quarterback salary rankings and he's probably looked at and gone hang on a second why am i getting paid less than all these guys that overtly you guys are doing it like that yeah he's not playing for community service

38:25 hours howard he's a coward call him what it is why are you guys so afraid of this take he's a coward he doesn't want the responsibility of greatness okay we're trying to get him on no well i'm gonna go ahead and tell the people i'm gonna no he's supposed to be on the last couple of weeks and he's gonna be on this one he's been everywhere if he doesn't come on here he hates us no no it's because he's a coward well he's scared of the show he's scared of this show cause we hold people accountable here no we don't you should tell the packers that dan's the guy from tick tock yes he's been on mar he's supposed to come on this week but my guess is after that loss usually after loss is generally in the nfl people don't start wandering around doing a whole lot of interviews but you can call him a coward if you like i find more interesting as we talk about this because you guys are talking about some very base stuff

39:17 decisions humanity contract decisions uh money but yesterday in the sport we all love to analyze and over analyze and hyperventilate about in arizona as kyler murray comes off a contract dispute in which he's you know playing video games too much allegedly and and now kingsbury comes under and everyone realized oh that was 25 and 23 at texas tech and then it got promoted to that and soon it he'll he'll come under it the thing that lands in arizona is an extraterrestrial spider contraption that spits in every direction first downs and guys number 10 that you didn't know about whether tyreek hill is there or not now they've got draft picks too tyrik hill and frank clark were saying it's gonna be six championships seven championships it's gonna be easy tiger kill's not there anymore because he wanted the monkey uh the money excuse me and you end up in a place where the kansas city chiefs are

40:12 totally overwhelming again and we all know it right like without dispute i appreciate your help there i mean with the yikes it was very helpful i i have a confession i have a confession to make because i flew in on a red-eye flight had zero sleep yeah and you're late and yes because i'm missing my child's birthday today to be here well thank you for your support look at me louie yeah no what what age how old me congrats on the set i thought you don't do birthdays i don't except for my children except for my children no no no it is a thing i tell you why i'm telling you why billy because i want them to be like well-rounded people i don't want them to have grown up with the weird dad who's like yeah i don't do birthdays they're just the ones the weird dad that abandons them on their birthday yeah pretty much look look there's a limit for everything there's a line everywhere what age is it 12. yeah

41:15 thank you last year is a preteen 12 is not enough don't worry about that one yet we're good all right i'm good i'm in the clear anyways so feeling a little sluggish said you know what i might have some coffee today i don't drink coffee at all at all right so but and i don't like the taste of coffee so i said this what i'll do i'll mix in some hot cocoa with the coffee and then i'll pour it over ice and it'll be like an iced chocolate mocha something thing right you sound like me as a kid going to the burger king like coke machine and just putting a little bit of everything together first of all it still tasted awful second of all i don't think that was regular coffee because right now my heart is going like 119 beats per minute it's awesome oh my god i i can't control what's happening right now my brain is firing synapses i wrote a whole essay about relegation in the nba while we were talking to mike sure just because i

42:07 didn't know what to do with the energy i did write an essay your judgment has been bad since you throw the storm through the doors i'm thinking about this i think there's three ages before the age of 18 you can skip and get away with okay 7 12 and 17. 17 for sure because it's not 16 and it's not 18. that's true 17 could also be 17 could also be the last right go sit in the penalty box i mean i can't sit anywhere go and sit in this penalty box jump on the trampoline for a little bit do this all right please take as punishment for everything you have done for the latest scattered look at him no no he's crazy listen you what has just aired because pirates are gonna pirate what has just aired and and you can listen back to it it'll be magic is bad judgment i mean having too much coffee and coffee no and what i would like for i mean i would like for you to go out there sit in the penalty box and read the notes that you

43:04 wrote on nba relegation craze while we were doing the show needing you to do the show with us you have so much energy that you needed to write little tapestries on the side of your opinion because you knew you weren't going to be able to get them into the show i would have written on the walls if we had white boards in here or something or something like that all right you're too crazy get out i needed all right please leave theater the mind no it's not theater of the mind it's you coming in late on the birthdays you don't care about a great great sacrifice and yet you're late again what would happen if i were on cocaine you're always late something similar i would imagine probably looks like that am i in the wrong here on a meme he's coming here with a bombardment uh he's come in here he always chooses the red eye which is just not smart he's trying to maximize the family time and also

43:51 take advantage of time zones but it said it makes him a little bit more scattered and you add coffee to the mix and there was a dog pooping on his flight did he indeed say that that was one of the few times he's had coffee was he saying that he is not a coffee person and now he's had a bad reaction to coffee is that what he's alleging he said that he had very powerful coffee but is it that powerful jessica like it's pretty powerful dan let me just tell you i've been feeling it a little bit okay so this show is hopped up this show right now we walk around with a cup of coffee in my hand and like i'm having a latte i never drink it i never drink it when have you guys ever seen that why is it so difficult to understand someone who doesn't drink coffee you give them not like a starbucks whatever they got over there venti triple chai whatever but an actual like coffee coffee like it said colombia

44:46 colombia that's not that's major in spanish i know that much right that's a special kind of well that's the camera over there i'm sorry i'm talking to my audience i have an audience here i'm sorry youtube audience youtube audience when you drink coffee when you don't drink coffee as n naturally regularly and you have some it does something to you man my hand is this is me trying to hold my hand steady i can't look at a microphone it looks like a noodle in my hand easy man yo like look here's the deal real quick i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna do that they you know what they want they want to exploit me in my condition they think it's a show bit oh amina's just acting up he's like yo take off your shirt i mean that'll sell it i don't need to sell it i'm scared i'm so excited i'm so excited oh my god

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What is discussed in "Dan Le Batard 9/12/22 🔥 Hour 1: Overreaction Monday"?

In order: 0:00 Bermuda Grass, Cooper Rush, Game Time, Harry Styles; 35:00 Frank Clark; 40:00 Kansas City Chiefs.

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10 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Game Time, Harry Styles, Bermuda Grass, Cooper Rush, Frank Clark, Kansas City Chiefs. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Dan Le Batard 9/12/22 🔥 Hour 1: Overreaction Monday"?

The episode runs 46 min; the transcript is about 8,935 words in 50 timestamped sections.

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