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Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature", an episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz published September 6, 2022 (49 min, about 7,802 words). It mentions 11 people, works and ideas, including Dan Le Batard, Chris Cody, NFL, Kirk Ferentz, Dolphins.

What this episode is about

Dan Le Batard expresses concern about rising temperatures, while Stugotz shares his appreciation for CBDMD's Delta 9 THC gummies, highlighting their effectiveness for relaxation. The discussion also touches on humorous moments from previous shows and the dynamics among the show's cast members.

Key takeaways

  • Gummies: the golf buddy you never knew you needed; relaxation, meet convenience—no driving required.
  • Delta 9 has entered the chat: nostalgia for classic THC in modern, gummy form—a taste of the past!
  • Belichick's heat strategy? Five days in Miami won't save the Patriots from nature's sweltering wrath.
  • Limited Fakes competition: where editing skill meets absurdity—it's less about time, more about the laughs.
  • Football in extreme heat: a recipe for dehydration and drama—when climate concerns collide with game day.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Chris Cody, Dan Le Batard, DraftKings, Bruce Buffer
  2. – 10:00: Dolphins, NFL, South Dakota State
  3. – 15:00: Kirk Ferentz, South Dakota State, Iowa Hawkeyes
  4. – 20:00: Mac Brown, Robert Griffin III
  5. – 35:00: Dan Le Batard, Chris Cody
  6. – 40:00: Chris Cody
  7. – 45:00: Chris Cody, Bruce Buffer
  8. – 49:05: Chris Cody

Notable quotes from "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature"

  • Seems very similar to the other dan levitard podcast i'm sorry i'm not gonna apologize for that in fact the only difference seems to be this imaging i have been tempted in…
    about Dan Le Batard · at
  • Premise around it but five days down here fourth quarter they're going to be exhausted that's the advantage the dolphins get though early in the season every year it's a health…
    about Dolphins · at
  • About advantages in a football game i'm talking about human health conditions i mean the nfl starts this week i'm not worried about everyone else i mean dan if the heat is…
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  • Do i love football so much i love football so much that i was locked in on saturday more than any game of the weekend on south dakota state and iowa oh it was a beauty studs no but wait a minute i'm going to tell you not only.
    about South Dakota State · at
  • Or as it happens they probably figured that iowa at some point was going to score i mean kirk ferentz has been there for stragatz 30 years as somebody who has been stealing…
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  • I love stu got that a whole lot of people were discovering this weekend robert griffin they were discovering on the broadcasts that he is very good at this and he's very good…
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  • Yeah they're playing miami opening day chris whittingham limited fake ufc ring announcer bruce buffer fighting in the blue corner yes fighting.
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Dan Le Batard — Person · Host / main speaker · 2 mentions · first at
    Leads the segment’s discussions (heat/climate + football, Iowa game commentary) and is central to the show’s recurring bits (e.g., 'limited fakes').
  • Chris Cody — Person · Producer / on-air contributor · 8 mentions · first at
    Discussed as the editor/architect of the 'limited fakes' compilation and is repeatedly referenced for the length and quality of the segment.
    We're going to kick off the suis at the end of this hour with the limited fakes he said chris cody said he cut it down to a mere 17 minutes of unlimited facebook i probably had 26 minutes at one point any favorites you're.
  • Kirk Ferentz — Person · Referenced coach (college football) · 3 mentions · first at
    Central to a comedic/critical rant about Iowa football’s style and stagnation, including contract length and program controversies.
  • Robert Griffin III — Person · Referenced broadcaster / former player · 1 mention · first at
    Praised for his college-football broadcasting style and energy; discussed as standing out within rigid broadcast conventions.
  • Bruce Buffer — Person · Referenced personality (as impression target) · 2 mentions · first at
    Appears as a 'limited fake' impression (UFC-style ring announcer), part of the episode’s comedy/awards bit.
  • Mac Brown — Person · Referenced coach (college football) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned while discussing North Carolina’s high-powered offense and defensive struggles (including a 40-point fourth quarter).
    Can someone explain that to me mac brown if you just get a couple of guys who can stop anybody just a couple of guys how is he able to have that kind of offense all the time…

Companies & orgs

  • NFL — Company · Business focus · 1 mention · first at
    Central to discussions about football games, player safety, and climate change impacts.
  • Dolphins — Company · Referenced team · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in discussions about the NFL and the impact of Miami's heat on games.
  • Iowa Hawkeyes — Company · Referenced team · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a college football game and their performance.
    New committee that only gets you two safeties better than south dakota state and the perennial 8-4 iowa hawkeyes like what are we doing i could not imagine being an iowa football fan it seems miserable like why in the world would.
  • South Dakota State — Company · Referenced team · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a college football game against Iowa Hawkeyes.

Sponsors

  • DraftKings — Company · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Presented as the sponsor of the podcast, associated with sports betting.
    Delta none welcome to the big suey presented by draftkings why are you listening to this show the podcast that seems very similar to the other dan levitard podcast i'm sorry i'm not gonna.

Full transcript with timestamps

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the best damn gummies you've ever had must be 21 years or older to purchase delta none welcome to the big suey presented by draftkings why are you listening to this show the podcast that seems very similar to the other dan levitard podcast i'm sorry i'm not gonna apologize for that in fact the only difference seems to be this imaging i have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there that hasn't happened to you guys i've done it and now here's the marching band to nowhere fat face and the habitual liar we're going to kick off the suis at the end of this hour with the limited fakes uh he said chris cody said he cut it down to a mere 17 minutes of unlimited facebook i probably had 26 minutes at one point any favorites any favorites you're saying jessica and a mean pollution category in terms of quantity jessica and amin bring it strong generally mike

ryan and me like in the past like we would be the ones pooping out a lot of fakes amin and jessica took took the reigns this year but everyone's in it i think i'm looking around the room i believe ev almost everybody in this room has at least one limited fake witty actually sneaky some some limited fakes in here bruce buffer i believe makes an appearance nice uh detective cochran actually i think that might have gotten cut actually now i'm thinking out loud it's unfortunately hero keach make the cut yes that is about enough out of the both of you we will have the best limited fake up here 17 minutes and as chris winning him as did j-ro teacher i'm thinking of myself it should have been maybe four minutes i'm thinking it should have been four minutes not 17 minutes the audience why are you making faces back i'm just living man how many fakes are there there's probably i can look at like my marks here i'm

looking at them right now there's probably 17 minutes 32 sounds there's probably 32 is this the oscars i mean dude i literally had 60 to choose from these are funny i'm telling you this is 17 it's good 17 minutes we got

his wife was there too it was a wife and his neck made an appearance it might win also we have fake jason witten getting out of bed in the morning all right well what will be on display in this year's series because they've been a tapestry woven by an insane chris cody if he is no good today or this week you will forgive him he's been in a special dungeon like hell not seen since billy last visited the useless sound dungeon it's like we tag in like i'm kind of done now my like you know the sewies are done billy's starting i don't know about that i don't know who has it worse but yes it's been a lot and so thank you for your work on this but we can also look at the suis and see if chris showed bad judgment or not whether he was efficient in the way that he edited them because 17 minutes sounds like it needs a little more of a sick you know what i was wrong it's 16 minutes oh

we talked in the last hour about belichick coming five days early as a preparation measure to miami to get used to the heat and i just i really do want to ask this question i know you guys hear me and hear apocalyptic hopelessness as i talk about climate change in pakistan being a third underwater but as you have 500 year droughts all over the globe as china is in an unbelievable drought as well like when we keep sending these football players out this fourth quarter of this dolphin games to get there's no preparing for that belichick getting here five days early like you think miami was an advantage in september before like this needs you can argue these are going to be inhumane playing conditions to try to play a football game in given that us walking around are like good god i'm going inside yeah i've lived here for i don't know 20 25 years and i can't get used to it so five extra days down here is not gonna help the

patriots i'm sorry it's just not i understand why he's doing it i get the premise around it but five days down here fourth quarter they're going to be exhausted that's the advantage the dolphins get though early in the season every year it's a health hazard and that's the reason the nfl restricted uh practices to one a day not two a day and that's a reason that practices used to be like two and a half hours the dolphins were on the practice field for like an hour and a half tops this pre-season i mean you got i'm talking about not what we've talked about in the past where the dolphins have a september advantage or the patriots i think are like two and seven their last nine trips to miami or something absurd like that i'm talking about playing football in this weather when you guys know what it feels like to walk around scotch you know what it feels like to just golf and how quickly you're running into your house like it's

not the heat of the past it's an entirely different hotter than than ever it's been type of heat when i'm talking about inhumane working conditions for anybody like most people aren't going to want to sit outside if you can watch on the on on the red zone on sunday and not have to sit in a swampy section to to have to wait for timeouts i think most people would choose to be in air conditioning i think you're right they're they're saying on sunday this sunday 93 it's gonna feel like 102. like that's what it's been like down here it's just heavy down here it feels heavy but what i'm saying is worse than it's ever been i'm not talking about we're in bad shape too but i mean these are forgot what i'm saying is there is no human condition what i'm telling you is the heat levels have risen to such a point there is no human condition where people are going to feel any good in the fourth quarter of that game playing in that

heat no matter how fit they are four percent body fat fit i run all my life away i'm telling you that that what what's going to be experiencing that would work both ways would it not it'd be the dolphins as well i'm not talking about advantages in a football game i'm talking about human health conditions i mean the nfl starts this week i'm not worried about everyone else i mean dan if the heat is what's bothering about football we have bigger fish to fry you know what i mean do you think i'm wrong in my i think there's more dangerous things going on in the game sunday than it being two degrees hotter i i think two degrees hotter it's not it is uns like and it's weird cause you talk to locals like people who have been here in my it's like has it always been this hot no it hasn't no it has not always been this hot and also it as it relates football advantages the dolphins specifically designed a roof on the stadium to where

the visitor sideline is exposed to the sun for the entire game at during a 1pm kickoff while the home team is not so the dolphins will be in the shade the entire game the visitors will not be and also that section of the seats is on television and you will probably see on sunday that area vacated that you will see large swathes of that area empty and it's not because people don't have tickets there it's because they're downstairs in the club level inside enjoying air conditioning because hell if you're going to sit there for three hours and this is oppressive heat times a 320 pound lineman wearing 40 pounds of equipment i mean i can't i can't imagine how they get through a game you're going to see hands on hips in the first half sunday stu gotch you are right you stood corrected in the first hour i will now stand corrected this is not to talk about how heads will explode because we are baking people on

the sidelines is not the spirit of going into football you guys hate football no like that's all it is we're supposed to be celebrating yeah i just tried to ruin football with concussions years ago now you're trying to ruin it with it's too hot for people to play right what do we do with the game really i love everyone i appreciate your corrections routes in china i will change my tone thank you billy i appreciate all of your uh your concerns and i believe you're right and therefore i will tell you not only do i love football so much i love football so much that i was locked in on saturday more than any game of the weekend on south dakota state and iowa oh it was a beauty studs no but wait a minute i'm going to tell you not only was i locked in yeah it for me was the game of the week for no for a lot of different reasons uh but this the thing that happened at the end of the game is something that i've

been wishing for my entire life watching broadcast sports television i think has been under-reported throughout the country i've never seen it happen before okay for those of you who do not know i will won seven to three the seven was not by touchdown the seven was a field goal and two safeties nice but by the way but by the end of the game i've been waiting for this to happen in baseball games with perfect games and everything else they've got a sponsored drive of the game they got to get to wow oh wow and they got to get to it and this has never happened i've never seen it happen before and so i'm like when are they gonna do it when is it gonna come it comes at the very end the drive of the game is a safety i'm like you can't do that that's a big drone in the game that's not what those people sponsored that's not a drive of the game if it was an insurance company sponsoring the safety of the game you can punch the

safety of the game there that's the drive of the game that's ridiculous but they needed something and that safety bailed them out you have to call the drive of the game before the drive or something like that or as it happens they probably figured that iowa at some point was going to score i mean kirk ferentz has been there for stragatz 30 years as somebody who has been stealing money he has weathered the race's strength coach and furthermore the committee that was assembled of his former players that suggested that the iowa hawkeyes what they needed was him not doing it anymore and then he disbands the committee if all of that he found the new committee that only gets you two safeties better than south dakota state and the perennial 8-4 iowa hawkeyes like what are we doing i could not imagine being an iowa football fan it seems miserable like why in the world would you ever get excited about football

season they have the same season every year nine and three shitty offense have a you know go five and one and play a big top 15 game against some other big ten team lose by four touchdowns boring offense do it all over again why would you ever be an iowa football fan there was a time though where iowa football was relevant and seven points two safeties at a field goal was enough and hayden frye was the coach and i am telling you he is the biggest badass of all the coaches in the history of coaching i don't want to do this

is it not roy roy will you agree with me dude football was big when we were growing up stu would you agree with that please stop all right please right thank you they don't come any better than hayden fry i had a day of the week named after why are we he's really good you're exactly right why are we celebrating phil parker just one second before we do that billy please bring us back there iowa six and one in games where they punt eight or more times like i want stuff that's impressive that's a good start they want to punch you to death and i'm just saying though if if what kirk ferentz gets you like as racist strength coach and the committee that you disbanded when they ruled of your former players you need to leave if it gets you for two safeties and a sponsor driving the game that the safety to beat south dakota state 773.

what are we doing why what is even the point what is the point of iowa football kirk ferentz by the way has a contract through 2029 yeah 20 29. seven million dollars a year he's winning seven million yes uh the key to the game because i do love football billy the key to that game and i loved this they came in seriously before that game and said the key to the game was honor the football oh jesus christ what does that mean it means don't it means don't turn the ball over but it just so honor the football by the way i believe iowa's punter punted eight times and six of them were down inside the twenty he was great ryan ryan nanny of the shutdown forecast was amazing on iowa he also like actually did some research on the last 60 teams in college football to have won with only seven points and like goes back to 1981 or something like that he went looking game by game and did not find a single game

out of those 60 in which the team that went with seven points didn't score you say that on the other end am i wrong when i say appalachian state lost and they scored 40 and a quarter they did they did yeah 40 in the fourth quarter yeah yeah not enough against the mac brown team though can someone explain that to me mac brown if you just get a couple of guys who can stop anybody just a couple of guys how is he able to have that kind of offense all the time but can't stop anybody their defensive coordinator is a recently unretired gene chizik he was on television on the sec network i believe he's on television for several years and he unretired to try and fix the north carolina defense for mac brown and what it produced was a 40 point fourth quarter in which somehow they still won you should probably re-retire i love stu got that a whole lot of people were discovering this weekend robert griffin

they were discovering on the broadcasts that he is very good at this and he's very good yeah and he loves college football but not only is he very good at it and he loves college football uh what's clear in the way that he's calling the game beyond confidence and relaxed is uh he has the same enthusiasm for it that romo does now i don't know if he's manufacturing that or not but whatever his television energy is i know he loves college football and it sounds real to me and it and it pops because and it's weird that it would pop because you would think enthusiasm for what you're watching like the constructs of broadcast have become so rigid and starched that a guy's energy enthusiasm is something that jumps out at you even though you're like broadcasting games of course there should be energy and enthusiasm why does it stand out that robert robert griffin jr is doing the telecast in a way that is high energy

the third that's a fine yeah what i call him rg3 yeah you just called him robert he's not rgj he's rg three no not his name okay we're talking about the ground junior for a number that's ten dollars my bad my bad analysis is based on the fact that he said the word orgy on live television he was relaxed in general whittingham when we talk about broadcasts and now la liga will not allow analysts or commentators to share opinions that can call the league into question when that is something that is uh being codified into into law what is happening i mean soccer that would allow that i mean there's always been that tension right there's always been the tension of like where you get your checks from and you try you do your best uh to maintain your objectivity and very often like la liga in particular is one where the league's governance has played a huge role on real madrid on barcelona uh and they have a you know salary cap

rules and all this stuff that change a lot i mean the referees as well can fall under that purview there's a lot of things that are very common subject matter during games which there's always like the understood tension between like espn having a rights deal and you're not going to be too critical of a partner that you're paying a bunch of money to and you're in business with but there's at least some buffer there if you're directly working for the league then that you're sort of making that trade once you take that check i want to say that nobody cares in the watching of these broadcasts because you're just sort of you know going to the escape of television and whether the sound's up or not it's a it's accent on a party whatever it is that football means to you and the broadcast is ancillary but i can't say that in good conscience when i know so many of you get the most unreasonably mad about whatever broadcaster x is

doing because the framing isn't exactly what you want like i want to say it's not i don't think it's anything about the principles or journalism or conflict of interest nobody cares anything about that but you care a great deal about who's broadcasting the games and how you get as mad as i see you about anything hating joe buck because he roots against your team so you guys tell me how it is that you want your broadcast because i would just want maximum honesty i don't want i want ev i want live wires on everyone mike's on everyone i want to hear what what is real and i want my broadcasters telling me the truth i don't want them compromised by anything i just want them letting go because they're framing my broadcast which is supposed to be fun i i think that's an interesting distinction that needs to be made though i think football fans want the football truth i don't think they want uh to hear the

announcer start opining on the danger of football and cte and and how i wouldn't let my son play football they don't want to hear that i don't believe or the heat yeah yeah anything like that they want the football truth tell me about the tell me about how the the quarterback sucks or he missed that read yes don't preach to me that it's a bad it's a dangerous sport you would be awful in the booth then i mean i would not i would not be joyful i would be i would probably be a little too honest i guess that's what i'm lamenting i'm i'm lamenting that you guys don't actually imagine us on his dan dierdorf if it's too hot out here for the players to play i mean he would tear your head off damn right you're kidding can we do something here can we just have at the end of the show today stu got running up and down ocean drive just like two or three times so he can tell me about how it is that this heat isn't

going to be awful for human beings on sunday football player exactly but i'm just saying that what we're going to see on sunday isn't meant for football players either it's not meant for any human being it's not meant for animals not it wasn't it wasn't meant for the rabbits it wasn't meant for it wasn't rent for the tiny pigs they were all overheating they were cooking they were cooking at the petting zoo it wasn't meant for the fish the water is hotter now no right yet you went i mean is anyone not worried about the fact that we can't be outside anymore stu godzilla i've said it before and i'll say it again i love a good gummy whether i'm on the golf course or winding down after a long day of carrying the show on my back all i need is one good gummy to help me totally relax and now thanks to my good friends at cbdmd getting delta 9 thc gummy shipped directly to your door is not only possible it's easy and

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looking at the picture of honey boo-boo that doesn't sound healthy we were fantastic we can't make him laugh like that he's it's how he's going to die right here just laughing and coughing i want to die like that this is the down unlimited show with the stu gods we are presented by draftking sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app today and use code dan for a special offer when you sign up that's code dan only at draftking sportsbook you think firefighters what they wear is heavier than football players yes are you kidding not unless you count yeah include the axe and all the yeah it's not including the packs that they weren't on top one pad helmet weighs four and a half pounds all right right there you got ten right there the shoulder pads are four to five rounds depending on your position right again greg you you actually said earlier you had football

players playing in 40 pounds of credit and and he's close we're already at 10. nine and there's not much more than that that's it those are the big those are the biggest a game jersey's about a pound no it's not that's i'm reading right here i mean come on yeah the pants are about a pound 12. um players might wear about a pound pound and a half of additional pads 14. all right i got some more coming hold on we're not done yet what are you doing we're getting the exact same thing you are that's the end of the list shoes 16 yep the shoes are about three pounds pounds shoes don't count that's what they're on your feet the cup are you walking 17. that's gotta be heavy okay do you have them walking around naked the rest of the time that they're not wearing shoes or shirts or pants because you're talking about additional weight the helmet and the shoulder pads and maybe like the pads that they put on

like their thighs greg okay he didn't even mention the backpack which is another three player let's round it up to 20. exactly let's say let's see you believe that a football player you're still believing after we've done the tally that a football player is having wearing heavier equipment than a firefighter i do yeah i think so and i respect the firefighter like nobody else this is not a disrespect to the firefighter believe me well the firefighter let's think about this for a second because i'm including the hose and the firefighter having to run into i've worn firefighter equipment what what i was yeah while i was in college i was trying out to be a fire fighter right and i was doing the training boat a few days yeah and that was that's heavy dude that is definitely not football pants no it's not like an american idol roy you go to school for whatever you're trying out you audition what'd you do

yeah it's a part of the firefighters test and uh as you can see i failed but uh he wanted all the smoke and he started choking no there was no smoking time i'm coming i'll save you but i was ready for the smoke though 45 pounds on the firefighter's gear wow yes i'm still working on the football stuff for you how about you wear 20 pounds and you get to the fire quicker what are you doing 45 pounds is ridiculous you're running in slow motion the aforementioned quicksand you're in 45 pounds

you're wearing 45 pounds worth of equipment what are you doing plus an egg you can take an l every once in a while no that's the thing they cannot be better gear heavier than football gear firefighter gear heavy for a reason no no you got to get to a fire with alacrity really to be fair that's a good adjective thank you i did it just for you witty no seriously 45 pounds too much meat in the middle football football and firefighting meet in the middle firefighters make it 30 pounds do you think that they prefer more weight or do you think it's necessary i have no idea i don't know i haven't seen the union contract this shit's not heavy enough i'm walking into a burning building can you make it heavier how can you have this much less slow down the process have you seen backdraft i have actually yeah not in the theater of course no of course not right but i have seen it didn't like it really i

loved it i didn't like it too much action you know they're fighting fire too much too much really yeah too nervous it's too nerve-wracking i don't like action films what was the on the great cody show you were complaining about some film being too gory oh how's the dragon he didn't like the first episode too gory hands were being chopped off body parts were being carted away on a horse-drawn cart it was gory of the ass hold on bullseye please please let's just get some imaging right now and just have let's capitalize on this market of everyone wants a pod talking about the game of thrones spin-off show so go ahead cody give us your best minute just railing against it because you're an old person all right look everybody knows i love game of thrones because i'm addressing i don't think everyone has that i had no idea uh my dragon fan greg daenerys the mother of all dragons come on it's the first thing he mentions

any time he brings up so i was predisposed to love house of dragons so gross he's just leering at something so i was predisposed to love house of dragons but it's too gory real life is gory enough i don't want to see hands being chopped off limbs being carried off from the car life is gorgeous oh my god it was just right i mean there's a lot of blood out there a lot of blood out there it's uh you know take me away to a place that's nice not to uh i don't want to watch a card full of body parts because i love game of thrones so i'm watching the first episode of house of dragons giving it a chance thinking i'm gonna love it and it was too gory will i give episode two a shot i probably will but that'll be their last chance to reel me in one more chance you're giving them a second giving them a second very nice of you so discerning thank you in the first game of thrones season four ends or season five begins where someone

literally having their heads squeeze unto the point that it exploded that's a that's a literal thing that happened in game of thrones someone's head was squeezed off and you're concerned about gore like you know what you're getting into when you watch game of thrones it is very gory and there's a lot of bad sex well there was a lot of daenerys as well baby that's a great thing to double down on smart thank you yeah yeah smart thank you read the room dad everyone loves to think of you leering yeah yeah and when we call him out on it he makes noise television yeah it's totally it's totally he's an actress i'm not layering at a real woman come on he take me for a married man i've been for 40 years really congratulations and happily married for 35. wow no i'm just kidding he has said that joke so many times it's his go-to joke right around the family yeah everyone's gotta go too yeah yeah hello there world i want to talk to you

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emergency signal amino hassan limited fake bam out of bio oops i'm sorry guys let me set more screen assists over here oh oh i'm just rudy gobert with a little bit more handles amin l hassan limited fake bill clinton i did not have sexual relations with that woman mike ryan's limited fake mike glennon and amin alhassan's limited fake mike glennon's wife arguing about mike's nfl career did you watch me at nc street i was all htc i don't have necessarily the mobility but no one can see over the line like me michael the acc network job is a good job it's a stable job i need to pack it in i've got a lot of good football left in me i can step up in the pocket with the best of them no one can stay in the field like me but wouldn't it be nice to be around the family more often than not have to worry about any injuries babe just give me one more season i i went into camp with that starter you know i had that heal thing but i

wouldn't complain about it to the trainers just let me do this don't you worry about your neck where's the belief we're supposed to be in a partnership when i took my vows i looked into your eyes i took an oath i took you can't win you've seen him you know how strong you're just like the rest of them you're always doubting me my mother was right oh no it's escalating you know what you look just like her right now you're acting just like your mother just stop it michael just stop it no you're being ugly get that stubbornness from your dad what i'm gonna meet up peter for drinks i'm out of here fine go go drown your sorrows and your cheap beer and your your ugly friends and tell you what i'm not going to therapy i'm not therapy is not happening sorry you need to work on you there's one person pulling the rope for this family right here and it's mike glennon jessica smetana limited fake ragtime

person back in my day they had cds like barnes and noble they don't anymore they might they might still actually is that a ragtimey performer there i don't want my baby hello girl amino hessen limited fake jack balance gave real cash how many millions how many millions have you walked away with chris whittingham your third eye is so close kevin it your palance is so bad ray tango he waltzes in you sound like amino and takes all my drugs tango and cash gabriel cash how many how many millions how many millions have you walked away with rey tango i love it he waltzes in and takes all my drugs and then he tangos out mike ryan limited fake jack palance you i'm a number one guy i'm horrified chris cody limited fake jeremy shap live from the belmont stakes i'm jeremy shap espn chris cody limited fake lauren michaels i make funny things it's what i do until you make them and other people make me

just slap your name on it i've done enough i let other people shine and just you know give them a platform mike ryan limited fake jason witten trying to get out of bed in the morning oh god oh yes to be the funniest thing we've ever done oh sweet jesus sorry lord this is this is still him pacing around the bed before before button hook time there's just a sound that comes from him rubbing his eyes yes i was gonna eat him i was gonna help you there he's now rubbing the sleep from his eyes it comes it's not green it's orange and rusty crust it just it just closes over his eyes in a way that doesn't allow him to see in the morning what'd you do you cleared out the route before you were before you ran it you just started stepping on a toy that my kid left on the floor but that would be too difficult to convey without a full body shot so we are now in the bathroom that would have been good though what would that have sounded

like if we had been treated to that without the visual accompaniment oh god taylor taylor is it a lego chris whittingham limited fake pablo tori talking while smiling pablo leads all of podcasting in reading while smiling coming up next i'm going to tell you about the savannah banana mike ryan limited fake pablo torre as gaston from beauty and the beast i use antlers in all of my decorating i do want to see uh pop and every last inch of me is covered in hair i'm especially good at extemporating chris whittingham limited fake um baseball stadium announcer jay rokeach ladies and gentlemen i did not have a particular emotional connection to dwyane wade when i was growing up as a sports fan i really didn't feel the way about dwyane wade like i did about lebron james i guess you have to be there but that is such a good impersonation so the problem with the impression is that nobody knows what we're talking

about mike ryan limited fake matthew mcconaughey on cenophobe all right all right all right all right gentlemen listen it's matthew mcconaughey over here and your boy mike ryan is ready to kick tires light fires and take all those green lights dan lemitard limited fake old-timey am radio host you remember monty monty was the greatest he ran that swamp by the sea and the hurricanes were fueled by cocaine chris cody limited fake cruise ship horn oh my god

weekend observations dan mike chris cody greg cody parakeet cortez oh no oh no a storied franchise with the championship pedigree could they get back to the promised land they'd have to take out the number one seed on the road in the murky swamps of south florida but to paraphrase the great stugots give me a team of al horfords and i'll win the east and after seven mostly terrible basketball games make no mistake about it celtics culture is back yes celtics culture celtics culture chatter hashtag bob ryan hashtag limited fake bane that turns into sean connery doing a bane impression you think the field is your friend they were born and molded by it it's the tundra here not the tundra and i sound like sean connery doing a bean impression jessica smetana limited fake bill belichick on his daughter's wedding day very proud to see my daughter getting married wow phil why'd you re-uh why'd you release

cam just out of curios yeah around to seattle oh nice oh miami yeah they're playing miami opening day chris whittingham limited fake ufc ring announcer bruce buffer fighting in the blue corner yes yes fighting

i introduced to you limited fake bruce buffer it is the time fighting in the blue corner anthony the cuban pilot chris cody limited fake iceland coach from d2 mighty ducks what what was that iceland coach from mighty ducks oh my god i've never seen mine let's go shake their hands chris cody limited fake doc rivers during sex priests that sound like during sex all right let's move on i'm sorry sorry for going there oh all right sorry now we got our title doc doc during sex

billy gill limited fake singing like a canary this canary is in and i i don't think that this is a happy canary this canary's in a cage i think this could help me out just off screen as a police interrogator making the canary sing that water's fake it's just a green screen jessica's montana limited fake 1980s and 1920s newscaster and now acid rain what was that impersonation i am a 18 1980s newscaster reporting on climate change it is very cold we are entering a new asset and now we have acid rain you sounded like you were 1920s though you made the 1980s and now i run on the banks and it's a great depression it's the same voice yeah yeah it's more twangy though it feels the same to me why are you making the 1980s the 1920s the 1980s to her is the 1920s amino hassan's limited fake doc rivers amino has he's this is a great i don't understand this nick right i don't get it you guys keep saying anything but people believe

it i mean i believe in the mean and he's going to continue to bring this on amin l hassan's limited fake obama last night with michelle sasha malia and uh i said to them the snick wright guy i don't like him i don't know what it is but i can't quite put my thumb on it now now governor romney likes him governor romney wants nick wright to steal all the ideas but i believe in the sanctity of intellectual copyright and uh mitch mcconnell mitch mcconnell does not share that belief so nick wright what was that amino hassan's limited fake steven a smith nick wright is a very very talented sports cast i do i i really do i i enjoy his work but then i saw he ripped off the amino acid and i was disgusted i was beside myself how dare you in good conscience the temerity the unmitigated goal amino hassan's limited fake mike greenberg that's just my opinion i don't know anything i i haven't seen anything i've never heard the bit i have

never heard the segment i don't know anything i just showed up here this is just my opinion but it would seem to me there's a lot of similarities between what nick wright posted and uh what amino hassan and zach harper have been doing for years on the radio amino hassan's limited fake dmx you know when a dog got a fight the dog's gonna bite and nick right this dog ain't right jessica smetana limited fake jimbo fisher why wouldn't you want to come to texas a m we're watching the game coach we're watching that dagon national championship game sitting here with all my coaches staff and we're sitting up here i don't like what i'm seeing with that nickel package coach coach it looks like they're gonna run a blitz on this play coach and it's 39 i'd give the running back the bar right there that's a good game plan from you coach have you ever heard me talk before dan i got some like i got like a little

high pitch thing with a southern accent and then i kind of sound like bill belichick a little bit sometimes because i don't talking like a full sentence i make some pauses here and there would you do me a m we're gonna win the next national championship we look forward to seeing you at cal field lane october 29th it seems like you're leaking confidence on the impersonation because you're respecting the coach too much that's our limited fee what do you mean impersonation that's right let me tell you something dan levitard you're going to talk to lane kevin about me i'm going to come in here and get in on this conversation dad gomet that gum air conditioner's on the fritz chris cody limited fake harry carrie and elvis presley giving a great acting performance in my opinion she hits it out of the park there you go uh who that's harry karius it's wolf feral doing harry and elvis occasionally

and then he's worth chopping off of it oh one everybody but the lips in the head is important like you gotta make your neck longer and be like but wait a minute you you seem like a surprise let me you gotta see in to find out oh elvis breaking down elvis walk out look out now just jack white doing elvis and dewey cox it's only you're just breathing that's all you need it's also harry kevin what do you think about that

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature"?

Dan Le Batard (Host), Stugotz (Host), Chris Cody (Guest), Greg Cody (Guest), Amin Elhassan (Guest), Mike Ryan (Guest), Billy Gill (Guest), Jessica Smetana (Guest).

What is "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature" about?

Dan Le Batard expresses concern about rising temperatures, while Stugotz shares his appreciation for CBDMD's Delta 9 THC gummies, highlighting their effectiveness for relaxation. The discussion also touches on humorous moments from previous shows and the dynamics among the show's cast members.

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11 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Dan Le Batard, Chris Cody, NFL, Kirk Ferentz, Dolphins, Iowa Hawkeyes. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 The Big Suey: Dan Is Really Worried About The Temperature"?

The episode runs 49 min; the transcript is about 7,802 words in 48 timestamped sections.

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