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The Headlines – Sweden Rock 2025 (Show + backstage chaos)

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· 50 min · 1,691 words · 22 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Headlines – Sweden Rock 2025 (Show + backstage chaos)", an episode of The Headlines published June 9, 2025 (50 min, about 1,691 words). It mentions 9 people, works and ideas, including Mathias, Lasse, Sweden Rock, Pistonhead, Bob Kerry.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Sweden Rock, Blood Brothers and Sisters
  2. – 10:00: Mathias, Bandological Marriage
  3. – 15:00: Hard Rock
  4. – 20:00: Mathias, Hard Rock, Pistonhead
  5. – 25:00: Mathias, Sweden Rock
  6. – 35:00: Pistonhead
  7. – 45:00: Sweden Rock
  8. – 50:00: Mathias, Pistonhead

Notable quotes from "The Headlines – Sweden Rock 2025 (Show + backstage chaos)"

  • This afternoon we are all Blood Brothers and Sisters Love! Love!
    about Blood Brothers and Sisters · at
  • Mathias: I'm more of a raccoon or possum. - And what do they do then?
    about Mathias · at
  • [Peter#2] - Damn, that's great! [Mathias] - So these are the emcees [Mathias] - Ehh.. Which is called something that I don't remember. But they had a program about hard rock on SVT.
    about Hard Rock · at
  • [Mathias] - The decision to change your band name to Pistonheadlines Is it some kind of commercial gimmick or what? - No.. We changed our name to Pistonhead Non-Alcoholic That's our new name.
    about Pistonhead · at
  • [Kerry] It looks like it's going to be a good Sweden Rock Festival. [Audience] YES!
    about Sweden Rock · at

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Full transcript with timestamps

-How does it feel? - Very good! - Is it nervous? - No, it feels great! - The best amplifier that Denmark has to offer. - Have you tuned the Hi-Hat to the correct key? - I hope so. - Ahh good! -Is that your vocal mic here or what? - Yes - Yes, good! [Glass breaking] Peter#2: - Oops! - Ahh! Loka!

- Is that it? How hot is it? - Freaking hot! - The rhythm section is doing the best they can with the situation. - He got a splinter! - Oh.. - That's how it goes when you play with so fucking thick drumsticks. [Kerry] Sweden Rock!

- Is it 2A or something? - No, it's 5B - Is it 5B? - I've played with 2B once - Ahh. Damn. - Then I also started to feel that they were a little too thick. - What did you say, if they are too thin? - If they are too thin, you won't get a grip. You have to get a grip so you can hit properly. - Yes, exactly! She said that yesterday too. [Sofie] Yes, I did!

- Hello, this is Sweden Rock! I know it's only Wednesday, in Denmark we call Wednesday "little Saturday" So we'll say "Hey Ohh!" Thank you very much! Thank you very much! Thank you very much! From Malmö, the capital of Denmark actually.

Today, it's not evening, but it's afternoon. This afternoon we are all "Blood Brothers and Sisters" Love! Love! - Shhh! They are still sober. [Audience] Daddy Lasse! - Yes, yes, yes! - No, but seriously, shh! Quiet! Daddy Lasse, expulsion! [Man in the audience] Daddy Lasse! Daddy Lasse! - Unless you shut up now, Daddy Lasse's biggest fan. Are you going to get sooooo

- Lovely! Great that you are here! - Jake likes to clean. - Yep! - Oh, what he does! - He also likes big garbage cans. - Actually diagnosed by my psychologist as "OCD with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder" So it's no wonder I go and pick. Now I'm going to go pick. - Ha ha! Eyebrows? - That's why he cleans me all the time too. I have to say. - Are you the kind of annoying girlfriend who squeezes pimples on her back and stuff? - That's me! And I inspect his back every single time he's been to a gig. Because then he's sweaty and then I know that "Now it's time to take it" Then I scrub his back, "So now you're done," and then I'm satisfied.

But he's less happy of course. Mmmm.. - You then? - Yes, but that.. ehh.. I guess I'm a cleaning fish too. I go there and pick and... But a little more like this - Ahh.. Mathias: I'm more of a raccoon or possum. - And what do they do then? Mathias: Ehh.. They eat garbage. - It's actually my grog. Mathias: It's your grog? Mathias: Then my grog is in there. - Yes. Mathias: Then we'll get that matter straight. Mathias: Well, you're going home after today's gig, then? - Well, wait, let me see here. Maybe not right after but at least before Slipknot. Mathias: Yes, yes, okay!

Mathias: So you don't have a "Big Pig Shag Bag Pag Bad Pad" today, huh? - No, I don't have that with me. Mathias: You don't have it today, no. - No, I only have a car with me so I can drive home. Jake: But your wife asked me if I had any "Sexual Tricks" to get you turned on. Peter#2: Yes and yes.. I've started taking "Notes" here now by Jacob Mathias: Yes, good good good! - After 25 years together, I think I know his "Sexual Tricks" better. He he.. Mathias: You two have been together for 25 years, then? - We have been together for 25 years, yes.

We just broke up or maybe it was 5 years ago. Mathias: It's still great to have modern relationship solutions. - It's called "Bandological Marriage" [Peter#2] - Exactly! [Mathias] - Bandology? [Peter#2] - Bandology, that's the new album. - What is this? [Mathias] - You two are incredibly legendary people. [Peter#2] - Damn Rockers! [Peter#2] - Damn, that's great! [Mathias] - So these are the emcees [Mathias] - Ehh.. Which is called something that I don't remember. But they had a program about hard rock on SVT. [Peter#2] - The hard rock brothers?

[Jake] - Are those the hard rock brothers? [Mathias] - They're not the hard rock brothers But it's almost like hell! [Peter#2] - No, it's not the same gentlemen. [Jake] - It's the rock brothers! [Mathias] - Yes, exactly! - Hello, Satan's people! [Mathias] - Well, yes, thanks for that! Was that good enough? - It was great! [Mathias] - Ahh, that's great, wonderful, thank you. Are you nervous, Lasse? - So to hell! [Mathias] - Yes, I mean it! You've never done this before - Damn, Damn if he plays wrong. [Mathias] - This one? Constantly!

- It never happened! [Mathias] - So Lars just told me that he's super nervous are you super nervous? - Yeah shure I am! So fucking nervous. Look at my skin. [Mathias] - Yes. Super nervous skin! - Yeah, tight, tight skin! Very Tight. [Mathias] - TIGHT! [Mathias] - So here we have the drum kit itself. The heart of the mother modem as we usually call it. [Man in the audience] DADDY LASSE! [Man in the audience] DADDY LASSE! - Lasse! - Lasse! - Dad! - Lasse! [Mathias] - Here we have "The man, the Myth.." [Lina] - Yes, The legend..

[Lina] - From Hermodsdal [Mathias] - Mr. Steal your Thunder Lasse - Hello! [Mathias] - There you heard Jake Lundtofte's entire repertoire on guitar. Those are the two chords he knows. And that's the note he can take [Lasse] - And now the guitar broke. - No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care! Damn you're right about Micky Fitz. The ultimate punk singer. [Mathias] - Jake has chosen to play his second best guitar today And leave his best guitar as a spare. I'm open to sponsors. [Jake] - That's not true, that's not true.

[Mathias] - The decision to change your band name to "Pistonheadlines" Is it some kind of commercial gimmick or what? - No no no.. We changed our name to Pistonhead "Non-Alcoholic" That's our new name. - Non-Alcoholics" [Mathias] - Yeah, okay. "Pistonhead Non-Alcoholiclines" - Water. [Mathias] - "Locals"? [Jake] - Yes. "Lookalikes"

[Kerry] - Nice to be here! Are you having fun too? [Audience] YES! [Kerry] It looks like it's going to be a good Sweden Rock Festival. [Audience] YES! [Kerry] I would think so! Pretty good opening of Crossed Cocks. [Audience] YES! - And quite a good opening too... [Audience] - HEADLINES! YES! - Huh?! [Audience] - HEADLINES! - One more time. [Audience] - HEADLINES! - Young people! Don't take drugs. [Mathias] Ha ha. - It's not because it's not great fun or great fun. But sooner or later Slowly but surely. Will they come... Unfortunately...

To turn your life into a cramped and very desolate desert. [Kerry] Thank you so much! I probably felt that there was someone in here who felt at least a little hurt. The racists.. THE RACISTS! They have put on a suit. And let the hair grow out. But they are still racists.

- We are The Headlines from Malmö, from Denmark and from Italy. Congratulations to all of you who came here to the Pistonhead Stage at two o'clock to see us. NOW WE RUN! - Dear friends! You're good at dancing, but are you good at doing a Cicle Pit? Do you know how to make a Cicle Pit? Shall I show you? Should we make the biggest circle pit, maybe around the entire front of house? Biggest circle pit to ever happen on Pistonhead Stage perhaps? Then I'll come down to you for a while. Can I have it?

[Jake] Where the hell is Kerry? KERRY BOMB! [Kerry] Now you can hear me too! We haven't even started to relax yet! So back up! Make some room here now. Big, big, big, big, big circle pit Are we going that way? Counterclockwise okay? I noticed before that you're still sober. Thank you! [Jake] Are you in? [Kerry] Are you ready now? Does everyone know what to do? Let's Go!

We want to thank you so much. Among other things, the books on Sweden Rock Who has really made the right choice and booked us for the 2025 festival. Give them a round of applause! So I also want to thank all the beauties who are here today. Who has made it all the way from the cow shed down here to this gigantic tent. BRAVO!!

Also a boot to all the authorities that I have hated since childhood. Now you can sing along. Now you have a chance! [Kerry] - Then we have two minutes left [Jake] - Thank you very much! [Kerry] - We're going to take this opportunity and take a photograph. Let's all take a step or two forward. Look extra stylish, and you'll become famous at the same time. Come on, everyone, put your hands up! Show that there were the most people at 1:45 PM on the Pistonhead Stage. Now let's go! One.. Two.. Three.. YEAH!!!

[Mathias] How do you get that color on your hair? Is it carrots? - It's carrots and chicken feet. Yellow roots, Yellow roots.. [Mathias] - Yellow roots? - Skinny as a... Crane... Chicken feet, chicken feet... - Good job Peter! [Mathias] Are you still nervous?

Have you already rolled up all your cables? - Yes, and my drums.. [Mathias] - Yes, you have rolled them up too? - I have sent them to the next destination. in Loburg, Germany on Saturday. [Mathias] - Wonderful! With UPS then? - Yes. LDS. - Hacke and Skeletis are on an adventure.

Here we can see that Headlines kept their time by a margin of 15 seconds, such fucking professionals!

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "The Headlines – Sweden Rock 2025 (Show + backstage chaos)"?

In order: 0:00 Sweden Rock, Blood Brothers and Sisters; 5:00 Mathias, Bandological Marriage; 10:00 Hard Rock; 15:00 Mathias, Hard Rock, Pistonhead; 20:00 Mathias, Sweden Rock; 30:00 Pistonhead; 40:00 Sweden Rock; 45:00 Mathias, Pistonhead.

What is mentioned in this The Headlines episode?

9 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Mathias, Lasse, Sweden Rock, Pistonhead, Bob Kerry, Dr. Peter Co. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Headlines – Sweden Rock 2025 (Show + backstage chaos)"?

The episode runs 50 min; the transcript is about 1,691 words in 22 timestamped sections.

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