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Vintage Games with Justin

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Vintage Games with Justin", an episode of The McElroy Family published January 12, 2026 (52 min, about 4,746 words). It mentions 14 people, works and ideas, including Justin Prince, Dragon Lore, 3DO, cow, Dragon Knights.

What this episode is about

The discussion centers on the vintage video game "Dragon Lore," highlighting its narrative where players must prove their worth to join the Dragon Knights and claim their inheritance. The conversation touches on the game's audio settings, its multi-disc format, and its significance within the 3DO console era, emphasizing its role as a notable title from the mid-90s.

Key takeaways

  • In a world where 3Dio technology defined gaming, nostalgia kicks harder than any final boss.
  • Ever wondered why half the game is intro? Welcome to 1994: the era of cinematic RPG expectations.
  • Pressing start was the ultimate act of faith—who knew adventure required so much patience?
  • Gamers today complain about long cutscenes, yet in '94, we marinated in hours of 'get to know the lore.'
  • When battling early game mechanics, remember: even swords dropped at the wrong time can lead to epic fails.

Who speaks in this episode?

  • Justin (Guest) · 47 min speaking
  • Unknown (Host) · 5 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Dragon Knights
  2. – 10:00: adventure, Dragon Lore, Justin Prince, 3DO
  3. – 15:00: sword, Daisy
  4. – 20:00: cow, Daisy, adventure
  5. – 25:00: Justin Prince
  6. – 35:00: sulfur, flint
  7. – 40:00: sulfur, cow, flint
  8. – 45:00: adventure
  9. – 50:00: Chen Lie
  10. – 51:55: Dragon Lore, Cryo

Notable quotes from "Vintage Games with Justin"

  • All right. Crank up the juice. It's perfect. Peak ratio. Are you ready? The game's too quiet now. Justin.
    about Justin Prince · at
  • And, it was more of a platform really. companies could license the 3Dio technology and then they could make their own 3Dio sort of like the VHS standard or DVD standard or whatever.
    about 3DO · at
  • Do you understand? Because Okay. Dragon Lord part one. The legend begins. A game by Cryo directed by Fabris Bernard. We don't need all the credits, right? Let's just begin the adventure.
    about Cryo · at
  • I got something to replace the pale. How about your skull after I kill you? Kill you. Hold my sword. I'll find your pale idiot.
    about sword · at
  • Daisy's wandered into the vegetable patch again. Will you bring her into the pasture while I get this bowl cleaned out?
    about Daisy · at
  • What is the matter with you this morning, boy? Bring the cow into the pasture and make sure that she stays there.
    about cow · at
  • Oh my god. The thrill of playing a real But what is it? That's sulfur. Cool.
    about sulfur · at
  • I am Chen Lie. Dragon Knight. 12 knights will vote and you will become a dragon knight. Only if at least half our number decide in your favor.
    about Dragon Knights · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Justin Prince — Person · Host / streamer (primary speaker) · 2 mentions · first at
    Justin runs the stream, narrates gameplay, and drives the episode’s commentary about Dragon Lore and the 3DO.
  • Chen Lie — Person · In-game character (Dragon Knight / evaluator) · 1 mention · first at
    Chen Lie explains the Dragon Knight voting trial and frames the moral axis (power/wisdom, force/mercy) that determines approval.
    I am Chen Lie. Dragon Knight. 12 knights will vote and you will become a dragon knight. Only if at least half our number decide in your favor.

Companies & orgs

  • Cryo — Company · Referenced developer/publisher · 2 mentions · first at
    Cryo is credited as the maker of Dragon Lore and is repeated at the end as the developer.

Products & tech

  • 3DO — Product · Referenced platform/standard · 1 mention · first at
    Justin frames Dragon Lore as a highlight of the 3DO platform and explains 3DO as a licensable technology standard.
  • sword — Product · In-game item / comedic focus · 2 mentions · first at
    Justin repeatedly picks up, drops, and attempts to use the sword, joking about naming it 'Daniel' and testing combat interactivity.
  • sulfur — Product · In-game inventory item / crafting component · 5 mentions · first at
    Sulfur is looted and then combined conceptually with flint to make fire, part of Justin’s experimentation with puzzle mechanics.
  • flint — Product · In-game inventory item / fire-making component · 2 mentions · first at
    Flint is looted and paired with sulfur in an attempt to create fire for solving obstacles.
    What's this then? A brick. A flint.

Concepts & topics

  • Dragon Knights — Concept · In-game faction / narrative goal · 1 mention · first at
    The Dragon Knights are the judging order that the protagonist seeks to join; membership and voting are key to the council scene.
  • adventure — Concept · Framing concept / genre expectation · 4 mentions · first at
    Justin frames the stream as a big 'adventure' and contrasts expectations of adventure/RPG tropes with the game’s confusing interactions.
    All right, this game is called Dragon Lore. It spans three discs. I hope you like adventure cuz I got a premier protein and a big old jug of water. Big old jug of me. It says we're about to have the biggest.
  • RPG — Concept · Genre label (as described by speaker) · 1 mention · first at
    Justin calls Dragon Lore an RPG and uses that framing to set expectations about progression and mechanics.
    And this is one of the highlights of the 3Dio platform, this RPG here. that's me.

Places & events

  • Mississippi — Place · Figurative reference point · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a humorous geographic benchmark to emphasize the scale of the 'adventure.'
    Says we're about to have the biggest damn adventure this side of the Mississippi.

Media & podcasts

  • Dragon Lore — Media · Core topic (game being streamed) · 2 mentions · first at
    The entire episode is a live play/first-impressions stream of Dragon Lore, including its intro, puzzles, and Dragon Knight council scene.
    All right, this game is called Dragon Lore. It spans three discs. I hope you like adventure cuz I got a premier protein and a big old jug of water. Big old jug of me. It.
  • cow — Character · In-game obstacle / puzzle object · 2 mentions · first at
    The cow is central to the early gameplay puzzle: retrieve a bowl/pail replacement, bring Daisy into the pasture, and tie her up with rope.
  • Daisy — Character · In-game cow (named quest target) · 2 mentions · first at
    Daisy is the named cow that must be milked and moved from the vegetable patch into the pasture, anchoring the opening quest.

Full transcript with timestamps

has dawned when you must claim the inheritance of the Van Wallen roads. The knights will judge if you are worthy to join their number. worthy to ride the dragon. I hit start. streaming and here we are. Just pressed it. Just pressed it. Here we are. Looks great here. Let's see if I can reset the Hey. Hi. Can you Can you hear me talking? Yeah, you can hear that. Let's see if you can Let's see if I can get you some music. Hold on. Do we have Yes. Do you have Do you hear? Tell me. All I need to hear All I need to hear

is that you can hear the game audio. 14 rings for the Dragon Knights. One of them is yours.

Great. The day has dawned and you must claim the inheritance of the Van Wallen roads. The knights will judge if you are worthy to join them.

The video is much louder than that. Game loud, juice, quiet. Okay, this is this is these are things we can work on, folks. Don't don't panic. How do we feel about that? How's that grab us? Yeah, your volume it want some more? I can give you a little bit more. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Let's bring me up a little bit. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Crank up the juice. It's perfect. Peak ratio. Are you ready? The game's too quiet now. Justin. Justin. The game's too quiet. Our thirst can't be slaked. Look at this [ __ ] dude.

Look at THIS [ __ ] GUY. LOOK AT ALL these guys. All right, this game is called Dragon Lore. It spans three discs. I hope you like adventure cuz I got a premier protein and a big old jug of water. Big old jug of me. It says we're about to have the biggest damn adventure this side of the Mississippi. Oh, that's caramel. Okay. Uh, this is on the 3dio console. If you don't know the 3dio, it's made by Electronic Arts mid90s tripans, baby. And, uh, it was more of a platform really. companies could license the 3Dio technology and then uh they could make their own 3Dio sort of like the VHS standard or DVD standard or whatever.

And this uh this is one of the highlights of the 3Dio platform, this RPG here. Um that's me. No, I don't know. That's not I honestly, to be straight with you all, I was combing through the uh back catalog of the 3Dio. An incredible mobile, James. Thank you for making it to my specifications. Is the child prepared? Um I made it about 30 seconds in before I'm like, "Okay, I'm just going to stream it with everybody because I want to uh it's better if we share it all together." Uh ah take me, take me. Let the magic escape from my body.

Please let the dragon lord escape me. What is he doing? A magic spell. I think this is still y'all. This is still the introduction. I haven't pressed a button on this video game. If you bought this video game in 1994, this is your experience.

[ __ ] look at the gate. Why are they walking in the same direction yet? Their bodies would indicate anything else. Don't look at him. This is still part of the video game. Do you understand? Like in 1994, you'd be watching this. Be careful with him, James. You'd be watching this yet. No video game has been played yet. Do you understand? Still waiting for this narrative to unravel. We find ourselves at the small country home. Oh, low rent Stonehenge. I started on a Stonehenge and then I gave up. Low red Stonehenge.

Yeah, this is a three disc game. All right, good point. Y I think the entire first disc is intro. I must destroy the baby. It is Daniel's wish. I am not going to skip a frame of this. Do you understand? Because Okay. Dragon Lord part one. The legend begins. A game by Cryo directed by Fabris Bernard. We don't need all the credits, right? Let's just begin the adventure. IMPOSSIBLE. IMPOSSIBLE. IMPOSSIBLE. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I can't. No.

I can't. Why would he? Oh boy. What was wrong with the arrows? Just click with the arrows. I want to I want to start it. I'm trying. Hold on. Why would Okay. Who am I? Celebrity impression. Who am I? Okay.

Damn it. Again. All right. What? Oh, okay. You ready? It's time to play video games. What the Let's see what he's got to say. The milk and pale is leaking. See if you can find a bowl or something. Old Daisy has to be milked.

Okay. Um, got to find a bucket for old Daisy to get milked. Enough for me. We got to back up. I can't. Oh, back here. This is buck. This got a huge bucket energy. Oh, what the hell? Okay, I guess my I guess I am a hammer or Hey, when all Hey, right now look. Everything looks like a nail to me. Everything looks like a nail. Looks like a nail. I don't know how to put it away. There we go. Oh, I dropped it on the ground. Is that really okay that Wait, so I can't Wait, did I just drop it? Where is it? Is it where I left it? Okay.

Okay, we just use We just use Aha. Look, you're dead, my friend. You're dead. Wait, hold on. He's dead. If you could just Sorry, I went. Sorry. Wait right there. You're dead. If as soon as I get back to you. Good night, sweet prince.

Cow. Can't wait all day, boy. Find me something to replace the pale. I mean, I I got something to replace the pale. How about your skull after I kill you? Kill you. Hold my sword. I'll find your pale idiot. Kick open door with actions. Kick open door. It's not even voice activated. It's like a baby game. Uh maybe out here. Where would you leave your pale, chat? Where would you leave your pale, chat? Very chill.

I am uh this looks good in part because I'm using the CRT new pixie filter which is one of my personal favorites in which you are. So it helps to makes games of this period look really exceptional. I'm just gonna, you know what? Here's what I regret, chat. I'm gonna go back for the sword. I'm gonna go back for the sword because I don't know what kind of adventures are waiting for me, but I would like to take the sword with me on them. Come on, Daniel. That's my name for the sword, too. No,

I hear a dog. Oh, I dropped the sword. Everyone be. Okay, I'm gonna try to kill. I gotta try. Oh man. Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill, kill. Wait, what? He moved. Wait, did that work? Move. Is he a good boy? Maybe he's a good boy. What's he Is he one of Wait a minute. Hold on. Do you know what I think, Chad? I think he wants to play fetch. I got to go. I got to go find him. What? Okay. Seriously though, what is happening? He's just getting closer to me. I hate this. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. I'm I'm going. I don't like him.

Is he done following? Oh no, man. But he's still following me. All right. Okay. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go out to this scary woods and just kind of hope that that dog doesn't know how to get here. Is this back at my private villa or my my y'all? You'll my sense of place is really bad. I don't really have a good sense of direction. Oh my god. Do you think that's Daisy? I'm supposed to milk her. A crimely. I don't really enjoy that. What's in here? We love this. Right. Right. We're going to use the bone on the dog 100%.

Yeah. It's just hard when you have an item in your inventory. Here we go. NO PROBLEM. No biggie. Don't worry about it. Just got a little bored. Excellent. Excellent. Just as I planned it that this nasty boy going about his business. I wish he wouldn't show me his anus. Business, I guess. Very well. Okay, I guess I got to go into his sort of What did I get? Is this his bowl? How did I grab this from downtown? All right, this is our pale replacement, right? We We agree. We feel strongly. Okay.

Oh, and really he's not Is he not here? Thank you. Daisy's wandered into the vegetable patch again. Will you bring her into the pasture while I get this bowl cleaned out? I don't get if I got to.

Wait, did I can I Is that rock interactive? I can't. Okay, let's go out to the pasture and find bases. You know, it's really weird in this game that I just found a sword lying around. Don't you feel like typically in these sorts of adventure games, I'd be like a farm boy with an amazing haircut and the sword would be a bigger moment, right? Just feels kind of like anticlimactic. Okay. So, the cow is not in this pasture. If this is the pasture, this is not where the cow is. Um, do you guys think I need should take the hammer with me? Probably, right? Just to be safe.

Oh man, I really didn't want to keep being kind of interacting with him unless Is that the cow because Oh, okay. Thank god. All right, puppy. Come here. Put you put you down. Wait what? Okay, I can't interact with the cow as near as I can tell. Maybe there's like a favorite snack the cow likes. I can kind of see the cow through the fence, which I don't love. And that guy is still Oh my god. Go away. No one wants you here.

Hay. Hay's a good idea. Anybody got some hay? Did anybody notice hay? No. I can't. I gave him the bowl for milking, y'all. The bowl's not part of it. I'm He told me to get the cow while he cleans the freaking bowl. Is there an attack but like I can't attack the cow, right? I can't assassinate the cow. Make me milk. Make me milk. I give up. Fine. I'm going to come back here like Anton and put you out of your misery.

Okay. Hi. Do you have any advice on cow maintenance? I'm leaving my hammer here. If I have to use the sword on the cow, I freaking will. You all hear that? Don't watch me while I'm cleaning my bowls.

A lot of farm animals. A lot of wildlife. A lot of beautiful sounds. Wait, is that a rope? Did somebody see rope? Nope. There's no rope. Dorks. Okay, look. Look. Right here. Right here. Right. This has got to be it. Grab that. That's what the cow loves. That's the cow's car. The cow loves his car. Just let the cow have his car.

Heck yeah. Let me in. Oh, I didn't need the hammer, I guess. Ah, he's got to have cow treats in there. Give me that. Give me that.

What is the matter with you this morning, boy? Bring the cow into the pasture and make sure that she stays there.

I mean, what do you jerk? Oh, look. What's this? I don't know, but it's got to be important. Maybe this is something that is very important to the cow. There's lots of great stuff to steal in here. I think. Whoa. What's this? I could steal this, too. Oh man. Oh, man. I could need to steal this. This game is so confusing. I wish I knew all the stealing buttons and what what the view was on stealing. Generally speaking, I'm going to take I'm going to take the rope though, gang. That feels that feels like a thing. Get the rope, Justin. Agreed. AGREED.

It's not too bad. like a game with a clear set of paths. You know, I can deal with this. Wants me to get the cow. I'll get the cow. Is the cow in there with the weird dog guy or No, the cow somewhere else. Where' we leave the cow? Cow. Right there. Was the What was in here? Doesn't matter. Not a cow. The cow wasn't here at all. Let's say this is not a cow related area.

Cow. Maybe the cow only materializes depending on the angle. Like maybe you literally have to go in there to get the cow for the cow to become tangible. No, this is not the same place. God, the dog ate the cow. It's possible. I just Is there a different This is Okay, so that is a different That's a different dog, I guess. I mean, really, what's happening here? This feels intentional.

Come, my milky friend. Now, I just need a cape as red as blood. Is that what we're going with, guys? Okay, good. This is good. Now, hair is yellow as gold. Just put him over my shoulder, I guess. Um,

I guess that's how Make you hand him right to him. Huh? What is the matter? Lean the cow in the pasture and make sure that she stays there. What do you want from me? Like really? What did that do? What the heck? Oh, can I take this? Is this cool? I just don't know how to keep anything. Oh man, you take all this crap. I got to come back here. What is this? Can I take this? What about this? Okay. How are we going to make sure she stays there? I guess. No, I just want to close it. Oh my god. Wait, do you think it needs to be the other pasture where like the dog No, this is definitely where he wants it, right?

Uh, maybe not. Hold on. Let's try the other place. Let's try this pasture. Like maybe I know it doesn't seem right because there's like a definitely a different second dog here or something, but maybe this is what they're wanting from me. Yeah, we'll just leave the cow here. Oh my god. Will you please dog man, will you kill this cow? What's that over here? The rope. Please just There's a cow. I didn't Hi. Hello. 84 George 82. Hello. I don't understand why it's like this.

I don't know what for him. Can the rope be tied? Okay. Okay. I like that. Let's go look for a post. Oh, maybe what if we use the rope on the cart and we'll like hitch the dude to it. Oh, this is No. No. Wait. Seriously. Great. Perfecto.

Great pants. Now, now we can go get get a bowl. Get it get it milked. Get the sword. Obviously. Cow, you're fine. I'm going to go back to dad and see if he'll finally give me a dirty bowl to get your dirty milk out of your teeth. Be right back.

Yeah. Hail a conquering hero. Look at me now, Dad. I'm back. I'm a hero. I saved the cow and I tied it up the way you like. I brought your sword back.

There's something I've got to tell you. gave it. I never told you before because I had to wait till your 18th birthday. Well, that's today. So, listen carefully now.

All right. Take this boy. It's yours by right and you will be needing it. You'll need this. I'll whittle myself another after I've fixed the pale. Is there a way to have more than one thing in your inventory, do you think? Or do you think it's more one of those games where you're just have a big pile of trash with you all the time? Huh? Okay. Did that work? Did that do anything?

Um, I think this is working. Okay, I can't equip. Okay, I I seemingly can equip this to myself. No, I don't want to leave. I just figured out how to loot, I think. I mean, I have to pray I'm getting some sort of status improvements from the from when I'm like pausing and just like kind of leaving items in the menu. You know what I mean? Like it seems like I should be able to pause and then just kind of Okay, great. I'm finally getting the hang of it. I got a whole inventory now, guys. This is like a real AAA video game.

Yes. Taking everything that's not nailed down. I love it. This is This is what I got into the business for. Give me that. Give me that, dork. I figured out where I'm going to put all of it. I want all your garbage now. It's mine. This is a heap. You want me to see if I can take this cow skull? Oh, wait. Hold on. I just put this on myself. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. I'm I am playing a AAA video game. This is This is what I got to do business for. Yes. Put it on your neck. That's a canteen. Okay, fine. What's this then? A brick. A flint.

Okay. What's this? I got to hold it up for me. Uh, it's a whistle. The Von Wallandorf dragon ring. Put it on. Put it on. I'm going to make an honest honest warner out of you. Okay. Nope. Okay. Fine. Oh my god. The thrill of playing a a real

But what is it? That's sulfur. Cool. Oh my gosh. This is really I'm having a good time now that I figured out how to put things in the inventory. Um, do you think there's like a button now to kill? Have I activated my kill abilities? Oh, okay. My latent killing jeans are still dormant. Give me your skull.

Won't let me click the skull. It makes me go out the door. Um, okay. I have a sword. That's big. Um, I think I'm going to head out this way. Do you guys think I should use my newfound kill abilities on this guy? It doesn't seem effective on him. Maybe he would like something else for my inventory. Does anyone have any thoughts? Maybe this old stick. Would you like me to try this old stick? Do you want this? Do you want this? Nope. Nope. He doesn't want any of this. Want this? He doesn't want this. Fine. Never mind.

Getting I'll give him the business the oldfashioned way. Get ready. He is getting pretty Gosh, can you feel that? That's tough. Okay, that didn't do anything actually. It's cool that I can. But if I can't use my new murder talents, I want to go that way, but I can't keep going that way. Previously, a big dog bone did it, but I don't have another one of those lying around. Should I I guess I should just keep going this way until I figure out what my destiny is. I don't have a destiny yet. And maybe I should have asked him again like what he thinks I should do.

Okay, so just to get like listen, I'm not the directions, but just to eat the lay of the land. This is to the cow, right? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to kill the cow first because I need to judge the level of interactivity. So, let me try to attack the cow. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. The immersion is negated entirely.

Okay. Oh, there's nothing else to be done here for our friend the cow. We do have sulfur. We have a whistle. Wait a minute. Let's use the whistle on that. Let's use the whistle on that guy. Oh, let's use the whistle on that guy. Remember on the dog blocking our path? Oh, he's about to get the old He's about to get the whistle. I Maybe the sword is more of a ornamental suggestion. Here I come. I just figured out the whistle puzzle. Look out. Hell man. I'll be right back. I got to use the whistle. Not you. Your other friend.

God, I'm really bad at this. Like directions and stuff. It's just not my thing. I think this is right. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Hi. Okay. Trying to think of like a cool thing to say because it's definitely going to work. Maybe like maybe it's time to whistle while you work and then I use it on that. Time to whistle while you work. Time to whistle.

Maybe maybe something else. Sulfur. This doesn't seem right. But no, it's not a big hammer. What's this? A canteen? Is he thirsty? Nope, it's not thirsty. Scared of fire. Nope. Sulfur plus flint made fire, everybody. Now I just have some fire. Are you afraid of my incredible ring? Nope. Okay. All right. Well, none of it works. Do you have any raw meat? Eat the whistle to be eat the wh Okay, let's go through some of the tips. Eat the whistle to become whistleman. Nope. Bad. The dog is employed and does it work? That's perhaps possible. Is the dog blocking the path? I mean, it certainly seems that way, doesn't it, my friend?

Certainly seems that way. It's a demon dog that wants sulfur. Let's try. Nope. Try again. Fire whistle. Good. Let's try it. Let's try fire whistle. Inapplicable. You definitely can't attack it. I don't know. What? What am I? Yeah. I mean, it doesn't look good. I definitely can't attack it. Okay, this is embarrassing. Doesn't feel right, does it, chat? Doesn't feel like the right thing to do, does it, chat? Like, it's like this is in principle working, but I don't doesn't feel right.

Like I mean I guess at this point I could leave. It's all good. It's all good. It's fine. Hey, who are you? Who's that cool customer? Is that me? Where'd I get that staff? Is that in a dream? Was I dreaming about a better staff that I had? Ah, damn. See, this man, this really Oh, it's so confusing. Still don't feel great about it. Why does he do that? So far, it's I'm going to do this and I'm going to feel pretty smart about it here in a second.

All right, chat. Whoever said, um, are you sure you can't attack it? Please award yourself five game guide points. I can't keep track of everyone's game guide points. So, please, please keep track of them on your own. I'm going to go in to fake Stonehenge. I'm going into discount Stonehenge. Okay, now I'm instantly on my on guard.

Trying to figure out how important of a location this is going to be judging from the amount of music. Hi, I'd like to join the adventurers team. Hello. Can I join the adventurous team? Do you wish me to disarm? I'd be happy to. And rearm with a hammer. Perhaps if you view me as a craftsman, we'll be more open to chithat. Maybe one of them is the designated talking person and they don't want to acknowledge. Certainly the answer can't be attacking them again, right guys? That can't be the answer in this AAA video game, right? I can't be supposed to pop them, right?

Do you want me to try? I guess I did save pretty recently. No nothing. It's like non-interactive guys. Wait. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Look. Look at it. No. No. No. No. No. Look. It's me. I'm back. the the king of the video game city that we're all so into. You know, I dropped my famous ring on the ground. The whistle. Give him the whistle. Give him the whistle. We'll try. Oh, I see you have a whistle. We too possess ourselves. Please do adventure with me. Guys, is there are they ghosts and I'm missing something? Maybe. Can you all Is there something very obvious where like they're clearly ghosts and I'm an idiot for trying to talk to ghosts or did he talk about the special statue men?

Dang. There's You're the only person I haven't tried to pop, but that's as close as I can get to them. Take my sword, please. Look, it's just me now. I'm unarmed. I'm not even They're not even that interested in what I'm doing. They don't care about my ring. They Can you emote? Can you dance? No. This is the '9s. This was before they invented any of that.

Sorry, I went back to the same place again. It helps me to keep track if I start on this side because then I can remember where I have and haven't been. I can't tell if that's a adult man's. Okay. Okay. This is what we've trained for everybody. This is the moment. Let's go. Okay.

Now, unreal. Unreal that this is the policy. Unreal. Could this be right? This is not right. There's no real There's no way. This cannot be the the way this AAA video game works. He's got every move in the book. He knows. He's anticipating every one of my moves as I make them. He's He's It's like fighting Taskmaster

like is it? Yeah, I've almost I think I'm close. This is so dynamic. Okay. So, uh, good news, bad news, I guess, is where we're we're going to be at on that. Um, so I think what happened there is I died and went to I think hell. I think what I can infer from that is like I'm not on the side of the good guys. I think because when I died, I went to I burned in hell. So it am I to intuit it that people who look like this are bad?

I am Chen Lie. Dragon Knight. 12 knights will vote and you will become a dragon knight. Only if at least half our number decide in your favor. Will you choose the path of power or that of wisdom, of force, or mercy? Or will you take the narrow road that divides the two?

For my part, I favor the way of wisdom. But so long as you do not tip the scales in favor of force, you will have my vote. Okay, now knowing a little bit more about this gentleman, I see why my previous approach was unwelcome. Where does he get these wonderful staff? Sorry, what? Sorry, what? Excuse me.

guys. Oh, we got to do better than got I'm terrified to see what's behind this freaking door, man. I'm trapped. This is good. Knock knock. Wait, do I have This is the moment for the magical dragon ring.

Interact. This is a nightmare. Wait, wait. Take torch. Light door. No. Maybe now I could talk to the other people. Maybe now the others in the council will be like, "Yeah, you're worth chatting with." Did you talk to Greg? What' you think about the accident? A little on the line, huh? Yeah, us too. We asked you to cut it out.

Let's try I'm going to try this one more time before I go get my kids from school. See if they'll finally talk to me. So, is that the That's the same guy, right? Is he just pretending he doesn't know me here? That's so That's so crappy. I'm just like nobody to him.

Okay. Well, fine. All right. So, this is the AAA video game Dragon Lore. Um, I appreciate you letting me share it with you. It's on the 3dio and uh it's developed by Cryo and uh thanks for hanging out with me. Hey, we're going to be streaming ne soon. Next week probably stream more stuff. Griffin's streaming some Animal Crossing soon, too. I think it's going to be amazing. So, catch it uh check it totally out and I love you and goodbye.

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Who speaks in "Vintage Games with Justin"?

Justin (Guest), Unknown (Host).

What is "Vintage Games with Justin" about?

The discussion centers on the vintage video game "Dragon Lore," highlighting its narrative where players must prove their worth to join the Dragon Knights and claim their inheritance. The conversation touches on the game's audio settings, its multi-disc format, and its significance within the 3DO console era, emphasizing its role as a notable title from the mid-90s.

What is mentioned in this The McElroy Family episode?

14 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Justin Prince, Dragon Lore, 3DO, cow, Dragon Knights, Chen Lie. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Vintage Games with Justin"?

The episode runs 52 min; the transcript is about 4,746 words in 62 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated January 24, 2026.