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The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show", an episode of The Pat McAfee Show published January 13, 2026 (11 min, about 2,397 words). It mentions 12 people, works and ideas, including Houston Texans, Super Bowl, Aaron Rogers, Denil Hunter, Matthew Leon Burke.

What this episode is about

The discussion centers on the impressive performance of the Houston Texans defense, likening its effectiveness to a relentless "swarm" that could play a crucial role in achieving a Super Bowl victory. Key points include the team's work ethic, tactical mindset, and their ability to disrupt opposing offenses, illustrated by their dominance over the Indianapolis Colts.

Key takeaways

  • The Houston Texans' defense is like Starlink: everywhere and relentless; no escaping their watchful swarm.
  • Pittsburgh's first-quarter scoring woes are now a 77-game saga, proving boredom can become a painful tradition.
  • CJ Stroud may be fumbling under pressure, but the Texan defense is fumbled on the opponent's expectations.
  • In the chess game of football, the Texans have mastered the board while their opponents are still learning.
  • When the Texans' D thrives, even elite offenses look like they're running through molasses in winter.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 3:00: Houston Texans, Aaron Rogers, Mike Tomlin
  2. – 6:00: Houston Texans, Aaron Rogers, Super Bowl, Denil Hunter
  3. – 9:00: Matthew Leon Burke, Super Bowl, Houston Texans, William G. Schuett, Jr.
  4. – 11:25: Denil Hunter, Houston Texans, Super Bowl, Darius J. Butler

Notable quotes from "The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show"

  • We're sending satellites up there. So they're literally everywhere. It's like the Houston Texans defense. Okay. Swarm.
    about Houston Texans · at
  • I mean it's just like a neverending pursuit of greatness with their defense and yesterday I woke up thinking that Aaron Rogers is going to have long day this defense because…
    about Aaron Rogers · at
  • Line up and they do what they do week in and week out. It starts with the guys up front. Obviously, they got two unbelievable guys off the edge of Will Anderson Jr. and Denil…
    about William G. Schuett, Jr. · at
  • They go back to like Baltimore you, know,, with, whenever, Trent, Trent was the quarterback. Shout out to him going back to Lipkcom Academy. We hope the Mustangs have a great season.
    about Baltimore Ravens · at
  • Bowl? We wake up the Monday after the AFC Championship game and we're like Holy crap, the Houston Texans are playing in the Super Bowl and they have the best defense since the Baltimore Ravens fielded, in 2000.
    about Super Bowl · at
  • Defenses, that, we've, seen., I, I, love that AJ and Darius are here. Also, it's Denil Hunter's got 115 career sacks.
    about Denil Hunter · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Aaron Rogers — Person · Referenced quarterback (opponent under pressure) · 4 mentions · first at
    Presented as the QB who would have a 'long day' against the Texans defense; his offense is described as constrained to checkdowns and short routes due to pressure and coverage.
  • Denil Hunter — Person · Referenced defensive star (Texans edge rusher) · 3 mentions · first at
    Cited as one of the two elite edge players driving the Texans pass rush; later praised for career sack totals and All-Pro consideration.
  • Matthew Leon Burke — Person · Referenced coach (key architect of defense) · 3 mentions · first at
    Highlighted as the defensive coordinator/play-caller whose work is driving the Texans' defensive performance and who should be considered for head coaching opportunities.
    There. They're always on top of you and they seemingly and I think Shreger tweeted last night about their defensive coordinator Burke should be getting head coaching…
  • William G. Schuett, Jr. — Person · Referenced defensive star (Texans edge rusher) · 2 mentions · first at
    Named as a foundational pass-rush piece alongside Denil Hunter; also referenced as a key draft/trade-up move credited to the GM.
  • Darius J. Butler — Person · Panelist / analyst (speaker in episode) · 2 mentions · first at
    Provides detailed defensive analysis (front/back-end, roles, coverage predictability) and evaluates the Texans defense historically (Ravens 2000, Seahawks, Broncos).
    Anderson Jr. and Denil Hunter. They're phenomenal. But then on the back end when I was doing the all everything DB team, I said the whole the entire secondary can be Texans…
  • Mike Tomlin — Person · Referenced coach (Steelers) · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as potentially responsible for conservative early offense and as tied to a narrative of repeated playoff losses.
    Rogers and that offense is having to play that Texans team in wild card. And for Mike Tomlin, it's another playoff loss. That's seven straight now. And it's bad over there…
  • Nick Caserio — Person · Referenced executive (team builder) · 1 mention · first at
    Credited for building a largely homegrown defense through drafting and acquisitions (Stingley, trade up for Will Anderson, etc.).
    Was clicking the week before. top to bottom. And I give not only do and Matt Burke and the players a lot of credit, I give Nick Cacerio, the GM, a lot of credit, because, a, lot, of it's, homegrown.

Companies & orgs

  • Houston Texans — Company · Core topic · 8 mentions · first at
    The episode centers on the Texans' defense dominating the Steelers and being framed as a championship/Super Bowl-caliber unit. Their roster construction, coaching, and style ('swarm') are repeatedly analyzed.
  • Baltimore Ravens — Company · Historical comparison (defensive benchmark) · 2 mentions · first at
    Their 2000-era defense is cited as the gold standard; the Texans are compared to having the best defense since that Ravens unit.

Concepts & topics

  • NFL — Concept · Implicit domain context · 1 mention
    The entire discussion is NFL-centric (teams, playoffs, coordinators, All-Pro voting), even though 'NFL' is not explicitly spoken in the provided excerpt.

Places & events

  • Super Bowl — Event · Aspirational outcome / benchmark · 5 mentions · first at
    Used as the ultimate benchmark for the Texans' defense, with repeated claims that the defense could carry the team to (and win) a Super Bowl.
  • Lipkcom Academy — Place · Brief aside / shout-out location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a shout-out connected to a person named 'Trent' and the Mustangs in Nashville; not central to the football analysis.
    They go back to like Baltimore you, know,, with, whenever, Trent, Trent was the quarterback. Shout out to him going back to Lipkcom Academy. We hope the Mustangs have a great season.

Full transcript with timestamps

But I got a chance obviously to watch last night's game as I was in Root. Starlink, shout out. We appreciate you so much for everything. But on that note um I think the reason why Starlink is going to be so good is because they got satellites everywhere. Elon's shooting these things up every I think every day. We're sending satellites up there. So they're literally everywhere. It's like the Houston Texans defense. Okay. Swarm. This swarm. We got a special work ethic. Okay. And then we have uh an attitude of resent uh relentlessness

uh and, a, mindset,, I, believe,, is, what, swarm stands for. There's an E in there, too. They hide it. The E is hidden and silent. But the

the, Houston, Texans, defense,, I, watched, it live whenever they came and played against the Indianapolis Colts. And we talked about how they bring the boobirds. And Pittsburgh Steelers fans aren't going to boo a poor offensive performance early because they're used to it over there. Uh the stat is absurd. Darren, what's the stat on the amount of points early for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

I, think, it's, uh, 77, straight, games, now that they haven't scored more than seven points in the first quarter.

Okay,, 77, straight, games., Uh, that's, so long to think about not scoring more than seven points in the first quarter. Obviously,, that, could, be a, Mike, Tomlin thing where he's super conservative. Let's not give it too much away. Let's not turn the ball over first quarter. We're just sparring to get to the second half anyways. But nonetheless, the Steelers fans understand that the games are going to start pretty boring on offense. They know it's not going to be great. But this Houston Texans defense made their offense of boring all night.

I mean, it was literally a situation where if you think the Houston Texans defense is going to give up anything you're wrong. And there was a couple plays early where maybe DK dropped the ball and they kind of slipped or they gave up some coverage and the Demon picked up a third down late, Adam Thelen, and stuff like that. But the Houston Texans defense are just always there. They're always on top of you and they seemingly and I think um Shreger tweeted last night about their defensive coordinator Burke should be getting head coaching opportunities like yes

I, don't, know, how, he, does, it, in, this entire thing. CJ was hurt for a portion. Obviously you go to Douggee Mills, he plays some football for you, but the only thing that's been a constant is that this defense has just killed teams. They just killed teams. They came to Indianapolis. We could do a thing. we could do a thing and they didn't care and they dance in our faces and they sh I mean it's just like a neverending pursuit of greatness with their defense and uh yesterday I woke up thinking that Aaron Rogers is going to have long day this defense because everybody's going to have a long day against this defense and then I kind of talked myself into oh I'm in fear

they, even, play, it., That's, how, bad, it, was last night. I mean, AJ, you're talking about worst case scenario for Aaron Rogers and that offense is having to play that Texans team in wild card. And for Mike Tomlin, it's another playoff loss. That's seven straight now. And uh it's bad over there, dude. But that Texans defense, we knew that they could do that. I don't know why we forgot about that when we all picked the Steelers. I think it's because we all thought maybe gunslinger Aaron Rogers goes for another run here knowing that the time is potentially short for him getting on the field. But that was never realistic AJ with the way that defense is.

No,, I, mean, just, look, at, these, stats. Three takeaways, two defensive touchdowns. Also CJ Stradd turned the ball over three times, what two fumbles and a pick. So, the fact that you're able to win 30 to six when your offense has three turnovers, but you scored twice on defense, but it was more like okay, if they're they're only bringing four most of the time and they're getting fourman pressure on Aaron all night. And if he does get rid of the ball, it's almost like a check down or a three or four yard route. And as Debbut says, he is getting stapled to the ground as soon as you catch the ball against this Houston Texans defense.

They, brought, two, there., I, think, they brought two there. I think no dropping back. It was just two ends or maybe they they had three cup or whatever. It was like maybe not this play. There was a play I was watching where they brought two guys and they got home. Two guys got home. And now I'm not saying that Aaron had a perfect game and that their offense could have maybe been able to do well, but it's just like they make everybody terrible. That's what they do. B and in this in the secondary, nobody's open ever. How

how, are, they, able, to, do, that?, I, I, this seems like they're cheating. I I honestly they might be cheating this Houston Texans defense. D bud.

Yeah., A, lot, of, times, we, talk, about defenses, we talk about exotics or or lining up and tricking you. Four guys over here, three guys, but they just line up and they do what they do week in and week out. It starts with the guys up front. Obviously, they got two unbelievable guys off the edge of Will Anderson Jr. and Denil Hunter. They're phenomenal. But then on the back end when I was doing the all everything DB team, I said the whole the entire secondary can be Texans with Kamari Lasser Stingley Petri Bullock like they're all phenomenal. Bullock, he ended the game with a pick six, but this defensive front, if you can't do anything, if you can't block him up up front, you will have no success on offense. There's going to be a few opportunities to beat this defense and you better capitalize on it. Once DK dropped that potential touchdown, that deep ball, you kind of knew it was over

right there. See, you mentioned CJ Stout. He had a tough night with the snaps and all type of but this defense, man. This is a championship defense that can for sure carry this team to a Super Bowl.

They're, mean,, they're, big,, they're, fast, they're smart, they're physical. I mean it's just everything you want from a defense that can maybe win a Super Bowl. And in last year age, we saw the run game and a great defense, but the run game really carried the Philadelphia Eagles. I think that was the superstar conversation about the Philadelphia Eagles. Granted, their defense was phenomenal as well, but this team, if they were to go on a run, it would be like Texans defense won that Super Bowl. They go back to like Baltimore

you, know,, with, uh, whenever, Trent, uh Trent was the quarterback. Shout out to him going back to Lipkcom Academy. We hope the Mustangs have a great season. We hope the Mustangs have we love that Mustangs team down there in Nashville. But it's like this would be first time long time where it's like defense carries the weight and they could definitely do it. age. This defense, I think, after what we just watched last night, what we've been watching all season with them, they could go win a Super Bowl. They could beat anybody.

Josh Allen, obviously, and I mean, this goes into a full AFC conversation, which I guess we should slow down, but that defense can make anybody look terrible. I mean, that that is just a real deal. So, if on the other side, you can do a little bit, which we know CJ can, we all have an immense amount of faith in him. Nico going out, obviously tough for them last night. That's not good. But like

I, like, the, Texans, more, and, more., What, an unbelievable win, Shriggs. We We talk I've I'm saying glowingly of the Houston Texans defense since I watched them play against the Colts.

They, were, so, good,, so, fast., Our, crowd was booing within the first five minutes of the first quarter because they knew our offense wasn't going to be able to do anything against them. They did that last night and then some obviously scoring like 14 points within a matter of what seemed like two minutes uh in the fourth quarter to kind of change the entire game. But you mentioned Matt Burke as being a head coach. No I haven't heard his name at all. That one special defense over there right now. They're on the path to be historic. They might win it all because of the defense strengths.

Let, me, tell, you, something, about, Matt Burke. This is a guy who has been around the league has bounced around a bit was with the Dolphins, with the Eagles. Gets to Houston and this is before they drafted Straoud and before they drafted Will Anderson. And do's obviously defensive coach. This year, Demo gives up play calling duties on defense to Matt Burke, who very quietly has put together this season with De Mo obviously, a, big big, voice, in, it., And these guys have been unbelievable all season. So, week four or five, Orlowski and I went out there and we called and I was on that broadcast crew that called the Seahawks Texans Monday night game.

It was part of a double header. Not a lot of people stayed up to watch it. it. But now you look at it, it's Seahawks Texans. Seahawks won by 14 points. You don't think much of it, whatever. The Texans defense absolutely dominated that game. And I came out of that thing being like, okay, like I know they lost, but this team is legit. Then they beat the snot out of Josh Allen in the Bills. They eliminate the Chiefs. They go on they get to the playoffs, and then last night on national television just absolutely destroyed the Steelers offense, which was clicking the week before. um top to bottom. And I give not only do and Matt Burke and the players a lot of credit, I give Nick Cacerio, the GM, a lot of credit, because, a, lot, of it's, homegrown.

They drafted Stingley before Sauce Gardner. Everyone was like, "You're drafting Stingley before Sauce. Stingley had all the injuries." Drafted Stingley before Sauce. Traded up to get Will Anderson. Petri was a second round pick. You look at those different pieces. Bullock draft pick. Lacier draft pick. And then bring in Alsha, right? Bring in Denal Hunter. Th this is a loaded team all three levels. And it might be one of those years where everyone's like "Anyone's guess who's in the Super Bowl?" We wake up the Monday after the AFC Championship game and we're like "Holy crap, the Houston Texans are playing in the Super Bowl and they have the best defense since the Baltimore Ravens fielded, you know, in 2000.

They're that good and they are that deep and they're that well coached." Sorry for this six-minute saliloquy on the Texans defense, but I have been wowed by them four different occasions. Seahawks game, Bills game, Chiefs game, and this game where it's like, holy crap.

Yeah., When, you, get, eyes, on, them, in person, it's even different because they're all big, they're all fast they're all strong, and they're gap sound. And Debbut, you you were talking in that uh Troy was talking a lot about it last night. They're like the old Seattle Seahawks defense, right? Where they're just doing their You just know exactly what it is. It's not like Aaron was going to have some sort of advantage by being able to pick apart what they were doing. They they're not disguised by anything. They're just playing football saying, "Let's go and get it." Right. What does that mean for like going forward?

Uh, I, mean, it, it, just, means, basically everyone knows their roles. So everyone know and even the offense is coming in they know okay this is where it's going to, be., They're, going to, be, playing, this type of coverage. This is how we can attack it. But everyone knows their roles. So if I'm playing with AJ I'm always in a a curl flat and he's always in a hook curl. Like we almost know how each other is going to play each down. And you talked about that Ravens 2000's defense the lob they were similar. even that no-fly zone defense in uh Denver when they kind of won that uh Super Bowl when Payton was there like you knew what they were doing lining up. Their guys were just better and they flyed around.

They were better coach and they I mean the way that this team swarms and even when you catch the ball like you're going to get a headache every time you catch the ball and that's if the quarterback can get the damn ball out of his hands. Like they are unbelievable. Kind of depending on how they finish this playoff run can definitely go go down as one of the all-time great defenses, that, we've, seen., I, I I, love that AJ and Darius are here. Also, it's Denil Hunter's got 115 career sacks. He's 31 years old. We never never talk about this guy. I mean, we're talking about an all-time legend putting a career together that is doing so and anonymously, you know, back Minnesota and here just just compiles sacks.

Should, have, been, first, team, all, pro and, and, yeah,, that's, a, huge, season.

I, don't, know, that. Uh, I, voted, for, him, as, first, team, all pro. though.

Did, you? Yeah.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show"?

Pat McAfee (Host), Darius Butler (Guest), AJ Hawk (Guest).

What is "The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show" about?

The discussion centers on the impressive performance of the Houston Texans defense, likening its effectiveness to a relentless "swarm" that could play a crucial role in achieving a Super Bowl victory. Key points include the team's work ethic, tactical mindset, and their ability to disrupt opposing offenses, illustrated by their dominance over the Indianapolis Colts.

What is mentioned in this The Pat McAfee Show episode?

12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Houston Texans, Super Bowl, Aaron Rogers, Denil Hunter, Matthew Leon Burke, William G. Schuett, Jr.. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Texans Defense Looks Unstoppable, Could Be Key To a Super Bowl Win? | Pat McAfee Show"?

The episode runs 11 min; the transcript is about 2,397 words in 28 timestamped sections.

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