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HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026", an episode of The Toast published February 23, 2026 (1 h 4 min, about 14,771 words). It mentions 57 people, works and ideas, including Jackie, BAFTAs, Timothy, Marty Supreme, Southern Charm.

What this episode is about

A lively, opinionated discussion touching on national pride, surprise events that captivate global attention, and the frustration of missing significant happenings, with a satirical tone about media awareness and fan engagement. It highlights a recent major international game and the feeling of being out of the loop despite following sports and world events.

Key takeaways

  • Olympic fandom hinges on surprise, not symmetry—the asterisked detail that lifts casual viewers into debate.
  • Hockey’s ‘American win’ aura masks the sport’s global chessboard, where Canada and Russia still set the tempo.
  • Family dynasties matter: Olympic hype compounds when siblings’ careers cross paths with NHL franchises.
  • Media timing sabotages fan recall; prime-time gaps turn triumphs into yesterday’s conversation and memes.
  • Cultural optics matter: the ‘boot’ persona fuels hype, but inclusive narratives unlock broader national fandom.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Cactus Jack, Canada, U.S.A., Tate McCrae
  2. – 20:00: Jackie, Southern Charm, Esther Klene, Timothy
  3. – 30:00: Jackie, Home Chef, Wayfair, BAFTAs
  4. – 40:00: Timothy, Dr. Mo Hannah, BAFTAs, Hannah Montana
  5. – 50:00: Britney Broki, Chris Blackwell, Peter Shane, Dr. Mo Hannah
  6. – 1:00:00: Kevin Oly, Artificial Intelligence

Notable quotes from "HUGHE-S-A: Monday, February 23rd, 2026"

  • Finish it. I did not like it. I thought it was like bad, you know. I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me. Actually, there were two scenes…
    about Timothy · at
  • That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. one caught up on Southern Charm. I'm all the way caught up. So much so to…
    about Southern Charm · at
  • Because I'm all caught up on Love Story.
    about Love Story · at
  • Watts cuz I've only seen like negative things about her portrayal but I think Jackie is an impossible person to play and I actually didn't notice it like I and I don't know…
    about Jackie · at
  • Our first story, the BAFTAs were last night.
    about BAFTAs · at
  • So here's what happened if anyone wants to. Sorry. So, while Michael B.
    about Michael B. Jordan · at
  • I had no idea Timothy Shalom was in Interstellar.
    about Timothy Shalomé · at
  • Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, God, spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah wig in a.
    about Hannah Montana · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Jackie — Person · Co-host (addressed on mic) · 8 mentions · first at
    Directly addressed repeatedly during ad reads and transitions; part of the host duo banter.
  • Timothy — Person · Referenced celebrity (actor) · 6 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a standout performer in the film 'Marty Supreme' and in relation to awards appearances and relationship gossip (with Kylie).
  • Michael B. Jordan — Person · Referenced celebrity (BAFTAs presenter) · 3 mentions · first at
    Central figure in the BAFTAs incident; hosts express empathy for him having to hear a slur during presenting.
  • Timothy Shalomé — Person · Referenced celebrity (actor) · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed in BAFTAs context, relationship gossip, and as having a small role in 'Interstellar'.
  • Jackson Claude — Person · Host (as stated in intro) · 1 mention · first at
    Named in the opening as the host identity for the show in this episode's intro line.
    Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
  • Pete Davidson — Person · Referenced attendee/subject of film · 1 mention · first at
    Identified as having Tourette's and shouting a slur involuntarily during the BAFTAs, prompting debate and apology discussion.
    His name is John Davidson, and he has Tourette's and he was in the audience.
  • Britney Broki — Person · Referenced creator (Vanity Fair list) · 4 mentions · first at
    Named as a 'new talk show host' figure; hosts debate whether her format fits celebrity interview 'late night' replacement.
    Yeah. Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen Yang, Britney Broki, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format.…
  • Alex Cooper — Person · Referenced podcast host (industry comparison) · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed as a key figure in celebrity interview podcasting; hosts note her omission from a Vanity Fair list is 'weird'.
    And if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy, they would do Call Daddy. Although the Alex Cooper eraser in this…
  • Cactus Jack — Person · Referenced athlete (Hughes brother) · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as one of the Hughes brothers connected to Olympic/NHL hockey talk; referenced as playing for the Devils.
    No. he plays on the same team as Jack. They're both on the Devils. And what about the other one?
  • Odessa Aion — Person · Referenced actor (criticized) · 2 mentions · first at
    A host states dislike for her and mentions a sex scene involving her character in 'Marty Supreme'.
    So, I really didn't like it. Sorry. And I don't like that Odessa Aion girl.
  • Kevin Oly — Person · Referenced actor (praised) · 2 mentions · first at
    Praised as a standout in 'Marty Supreme' and later referenced as a potential recurring 'businessman of the week' joke.
    I just really don't like her. So, except Kevin Oly was such a [ __ ] star.
  • Donald C. Murphy — Person · Referenced showrunner/creator · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as the creative force behind 'Love Story' and other shows; hosts comment on his range and perceived bias.
    The time. And did people No, they like America adored him. They didn't think he was like this aimless loser. But Ryan Murphy obviously hates him cuz he's like a loser.
  • Peter Shane — Person · Referenced creator/interviewer · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as potentially rivaling Alex Cooper in celebrity interview relevance and included in the Vanity Fair list.
    First stop. Yeah. Like that's what Call Her Daddy is now is like even though I do think Jake Shane is like giving her a run for her money.
  • Chris Blackwell — Person · Referenced creator (Vanity Fair list) · 2 mentions · first at
    Included in the Vanity Fair list; hosts question whether her platform functions as a major celebrity interview stop.
    Yeah. But he's included. So here's who they share. They share Quen Blackwell.
  • Gwyneth Paltro — Person · Referenced actor (film plot) · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed as appearing in 'Marty Supreme' and as part of the film's affair storyline.
    He's Gwennneth Paltro's husband in the movie.
  • Delroy Lindo — Person · Referenced celebrity (BAFTAs presenter) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as co-presenting with Michael B. Jordan during the BAFTAs incident.
    Jordan and was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both in sinners. They were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire, and Ash.
  • Charlie Puth — Person · Referenced musician (potential guest) · 1 mention · first at
    Hosts praise pop songwriting and express desire to have him on the show for a music discussion/interview.
    Yeah. It's like a perfect pop song. I think like Charlie Puth would agree.
  • Kareem Rama — Person · Referenced creator/interviewer · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned for 'Subway Takes' as an example of modern, on-the-street interview formats used for promotion.
    Oh, Kareem Rama. I know him. Subway takes. Have you seen he interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest takes? yeah, he's very interesting and.
  • Amelia Demaldenberg — Person · Referenced interviewer · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as 'Chicken Shop Girl' and described as a major press stop interviewer who 'gets everyone'.
    I agree. Same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. They are like a stop. They are a stop. Same with Amelia Demaldenberg, who's Chicken Shop Girl. she's like the interviewer. She gets everyone. Yes.
  • Tate McCrae — Person · Referenced celebrity (dating gossip) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as dating a Jewish hockey player, affecting hosts' matchmaking commentary.
    There was a Jewish hockey player. My first thought was, How do I set him up with my sister? Come to find out, he's dating Tate McCrae, a Shakes, a goddess, of course.
  • Esther Klene — Person · Referenced author (book tie-in) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as the writer of a related book and described as Calvin Klein's wife in the discussion of 'Love Story'.
    At by episode four she's running the whole company, right? And Kelly Klene, the one who wrote The Pool's book, is Calvin's wife.
  • Marty Mouser — Person · Referenced real-life basis (claimed) · 1 mention · first at
    Named as the 'real name' of the person behind 'Marty Supreme' in the hosts' discussion.
  • Naomi Klein — Person · Referenced fashion figure (show character) · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed within 'Love Story' plot/casting talk, including speculation about portrayal and relationships.
    So, spoiler alert, Calvin Klein is not gay.
  • Rihanna — Person · Referenced celebrity guest (example) · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as a celebrity appearing on Julian Shapiro-Barnum's 'Recess Therapy' format.
    Don't know who that person is, like I think we have a Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what?
  • Zoe Kravitz — Person · Referenced celebrity guest (example) · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as a celebrity appearing on Julian Shapiro-Barnum's 'Recess Therapy' format.
    Don't know who that person is, like I think we have a Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what?
  • Dr. Mo Hannah — Person · Referenced actor · 6 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as an actress and compared in appearance/casting talk (suggested for another role).
    Daryl Hannah, actress, sweet girl, actress crush. She needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan.
  • Cynthia Reva — Person · Running joke/reference point · 3 mentions · first at
    Used as a comedic comparison for being unaware of major events ('I didn't know that was happening').
    America. Much like Cynthia Reva, I didn't know that was happening.
  • Coleman Hughes — Person · Referenced person (matchmaking) · 1 mention · first at
    Raised as a potential match in the hosts' joking discussion about dating the Hughes brothers.
    Against Miss McCrae. I just I don't know. I don't feel like it's a match. I just I'm holding out hope. Margot Hughes.
  • Meryl Streep — Person · Referenced celebrity (casting note) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in relation to an actress in 'Love Story' being her daughter; used to praise casting.
    Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryill Streep's daughter. Perfect casting. Like pure perfection.
  • Cynthia Reveal — Person · Running joke/reference point · 1 mention · first at
    Variant spelling used in the same joke about being unaware; treated as the same referent in conversation.
    This for like a couple years now. So like thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know unlike Cynthia Reveal. We did know that this was happening but good for you for stating it.
  • Ruben Stutter — Person · Referenced celebrity (joke) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as part of a comedic riff about interviewing people with certain names.
    Ruben stuttered, here we come. I actually would love to [ __ ] talk to Ruben Stutter, right?

Books & papers

  • Icebreaker — Book · Referenced book (genre discussion) · 1 mention · first at
    Used as an example of popular 'hockey smut' romance novels contributing to hockey cultural interest.
    There people are obsessed with hockey players and the big one is called icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's a hockey player. They go to college together. It's literally…
  • Heated Rivalry — Book · Referenced book (genre discussion) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as part of hockey romance/smut popularity; hosts correct confusion between book and show.
    It hockey mania already started with heated rivalry. It started with the books. Everybody read Icebreaker. I read it. Hockey has been like a very niche smut category. Wait, the book is called.
  • The Notebook — Book · Referenced romance benchmark · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as an exception where sex/romance scenes are acceptable due to emotional payoff.
    Be some. Okay. And when I say this I there are a few ex exceptions of course the notebook breaking dawn part two or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?
  • Breaking Dawn — Book · Referenced romance benchmark · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced (via film discussion) as an example where a sex scene is 'germane' to plot; tied to Twilight honeymoon.
    There are a few ex exceptions of course the notebook breaking dawn part two or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?
  • Breaking Dawn (book) — Book · Duplicate/alias not used · 1 mention
    Already captured as 'Breaking Dawn'.

Concepts & topics

  • Artificial Intelligence — Concept · Referenced concept (aside) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned briefly as a source of misinformation and in relation to an AI video about nicotine harms.
    Crashes, and constant cravings. Plus, you're inhaling chemicals, irritating your gums. I actually just saw one of those AI videos about Hi, I'm nicotine. And it's what I do to…

Places & events

  • BAFTAs — Event · Major news topic/event · 4 mentions · first at
    Central to the 'Fast Five' news: presenters, winners, and a controversial Tourette's-related incident during the ceremony.
  • Canada — Place · Referenced location/country · 3 mentions · first at
    Used in jokes about hockey and national rivalry; also mentioned in sponsor copy (Quint availability in Canada).
    And oh, hockeyy's like for the Canadians and the Russians and like when we you guys can have it.
  • U.S.A. — Place · Referenced country (sports nationalism) · 2 mentions · first at
    Central to the opening patriotic banter and Olympic hockey discussion (USA team, winning gold).
    Yeah. Proud to be Americans today.
  • New York, New York — Place · Referenced location · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in sponsor copy (Wayfair balcony furniture in New York) and in discussion of a show filmed in NYC streets.
    Thoughtful details. It's the kind of styles you will wear again and again. If you're in New York braving this enormous blizzard, you know that layering is upon us. And layering can just be so ugly.
  • Russia — Place · Referenced location (sports stereotype) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a country associated with hockey dominance in the hosts' banter.
    And oh, hockeyy's like for the Canadians and the Russians and like when we you guys can have it.
  • Vancouver — Place · Referenced location (sports) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in relation to a Hughes brother playing for a Vancouver team (Canucks implied).
    Yeah, he was on the Vancouver Vipers, I want to say, Vancouver Fer Canucks for many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota and he's really made, a franchise.
  • Minnesota — Place · Referenced location (sports team move) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the destination of a traded hockey player (Hughes brother) and franchise improvement claim.
    Want to say, Vancouver Fer Canucks for many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota and he's really made, a franchise out of them because they were…

Media & podcasts

  • Marty Supreme — Media · Referenced film (review/critique) · 2 mentions · first at
    A host watches and strongly criticizes the film, discussing disturbing scenes and performances.
    Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. I thought it was like bad, you know. I thought Timothy was.
  • Southern Charm — Media · Referenced TV show (recap topic) · 3 mentions · first at
    One host describes catching up on the season and discusses cast dynamics (Craig, Austen, Whitney, Shep).
  • Hannah Montana — Media · Referenced media (news topic) · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed in a news story about Miley Cyrus filming a Hannah Montana special and nostalgia around songs.
  • Love Story — Media · Referenced TV series (recommendation/recap) · 2 mentions · first at
    Hosts discuss watching and recommending the series, including casting/acting choices and historical context.
  • Call Her Daddy — Media · Referenced podcast (industry comparison) · 1 mention · first at
    Used as an example of a modern promotional stop that can rival/replace late-night TV appearances.
    And if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy, they would do Call Daddy. Although the Alex Cooper eraser in this…
  • The Politician — Media · Referenced TV show · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed as a Ryan Murphy show the hosts liked (especially early seasons), with commentary on later decline.
    Like especially the horror sort of like I mean I like the politician but in hindsight I love the politician. I know. But I have a blind spot like because like that's what I said it's difficult being.
  • Avatar — Media · Referenced film franchise (award mention) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as winning best visual effects at the BAFTAs ('Avatar, Fire, and Ash').
    Jordan and was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both in sinners. They were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire, and Ash.
  • The Crown — Media · Referenced comparison show · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a comparison for how the hosts Google real-life references after episodes.
    And I actually didn't notice it like I and I don't know like it was to me really good. It's reminding me of The Crown where every time an episode ends like I Google the thing…
  • Avatar (media) — Media · Duplicate/alias not used · 1 mention
    Already captured as 'Avatar'.
  • Marty Supreme (media) — Media · Duplicate/alias not used · 1 mention
    The transcript uses 'Marty Supreme' already; this entry is not separately mentioned.

Sponsors

  • Wayfair — Organization · Sponsor/advertiser · 3 mentions · first at
    Presented as a home-goods retailer sponsor with a long ad read describing products and delivery options.
    And the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Wayfair.
  • Home Chef — Organization · Sponsor/advertiser · 3 mentions · first at
    Sponsored segment promoting meal kits, convenience, and a discount offer for listeners.
    Can Canada back together. That's an unofficial tagline. Today's episode is also brought to you by Home Chef. As the new year kicks off, try to simplify everything in your life…
  • Quint — Organization · Sponsor/advertiser · 2 mentions · first at
    Sponsored segment promoting affordable, ethically made wardrobe essentials and noting availability in Canada.
    Know that it's if it's good enough for Kelly, it's good enough for us. Today's episode is also brought to you by Quint.

Full transcript with timestamps

Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Can't wait to put a boot in everyone's ass. It's the American way. So, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list and the Statue of Liberty started shaking a fist. Yeah, that's right.

Welcome back to Toast, everybody. Everyone except the Canadians. The toast, as you would call it, up north.

I'm a boot. The toast. I'm about the toast. The darn toast. I'm about the toast today and every day in a real American way.

Yeah. Proud to be Americans today. America. Much like Cynthia Reva, I didn't know that was happening. Everybody knew that there was like a game of significance on

like a historical game, a history changing game that's going to change like the the diplomacy of the of the globe. Everyone knew and nobody told us.

I know. And it's you guys. I'm literally always begging to be a part of stuff like I would have woken up early and like put on an outfit. I had no idea that was happening. I didn't even know about the lore. Like the Jewish players, the Jewish brothers. I blame everyone listening to the show for not telling me about it. Are you are you [ __ ] serious?

I agree. But I could just like feel if you guys were in the comments like you guys have to pay attention to the the Jewish brothers on the USA team.

I would have because I've been watching everything. The bar is in hell for me. Sorry. I was watching women's hockey. Okay. Like I watch everything. I watch curling. I didn't know that was happening.

I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know the Olympics were like over. So last night I was like I saw all day men's US team won gold. So I was like they're going to air it in prime time. I'll watch it tonight and I'll be a part of it. And I'll pretend like I don't know the outcome.

I feel like they don't even air it in prime time cuz it's like [ __ ] you weren't watching.

So I turned on my peacock, but it was the closing ceremony. I'm like I didn't know this was happening either.

The Olympics are over. And America I don't know the full medal count, but it seems like there was only one,

no offense to everyone else who participated and dedicated their lives to the these games,

but it seems like there was only one game medal worth getting and it was men's hockey.

Yeah. I feel like it's always men's hockey, but because we as rarely win it because it's not like our dominant sport. Like we just act like it's not a big deal. Yeah.

And like, oh, hockeyy's like for the Canadians and the Russians and like when we

you guys can have it. When we win, it's like, oh, we've always been a boot. No, not only that, it's like it's your sport and we beat you at it.

Yeah. Yikes. Um, yeah. So, we won. Love it. And I'm proud to be an American. I love those brothers. Those little Hughes brothers. They're Jewish. Yeah. Their mom is like a hockey legend. and she actually like advises the women's hockey team now. She raised three players who were all in the NHL. Only two made the Olympic team. So like that's just awkward. Um I didn't even know about the third until

the third probably has like inner peace, you know. No, like work life balance. No. Um he plays on the same team as Jack. They're both on the

Devils. And what about the other one? So he was on the Vancouver win. Yeah, he was on the Vancouver Vipers, I want to say, Vancouver Fer Canucks for many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota and he's really made, you know, a franchise out of them because they were like kind of weeny before. Um, and so he probably has FOMO from not being on the team with his brothers. Um, but that other one probably has even more FOMO that his brothers went to the Olympics without him.

And Jack just has no FOMO, but he's probably like, you know, carries the weight of the world on his shoulder.

Jack is also the middle child, which is, as we know, its own struggle. Um, he's really bust out of, you know, the stereotype.

Yeah. And so obviously I heard that there was a Jewish hockey player. My first thought was, "How do I set him up with my sister?" Come to find out, he's dating Tate McCrae, a Shakes, a goddess, of course.

What's funny is we actually did speak about him when she did her commercial for Peacock being like, "Apparently, she's dating a hockey player." And even then, like, nobody sounded the alarm bells.

I just And I'm not just saying this cuz I think he should be dating my sister. I just don't feel like they're a good match.

Like, it's not a good match. Um, I just obviously I would prefer him with a Jews, but I'm not going to hold that against Miss McCrae. I just I don't know. I don't feel like it's a match. I just I'm holding out hope. Margot Hughes.

Mar uh he's a little younger. Yeah, he is 24. Maybe the older brother. I'll take any of them.

I heard he's 24. So much misinformation surrounding the AI so much. He's 24. Perfect.

What about the older brother? Maybe. Let's say 26. Okay. She's 26. She could be 26.

She was 26. She knows how to be 26. Cuz she was at one point. Yeah. That's beautiful. They have so much in common. He's 26.

And also what's exciting is that hockey is like an amazing sport because like you can still have success like outside of the Olympics. A lot of Olympic sports it's like the Olympics are it.

Yeah. There's no league, right? So it's like we could keep up with all of these people in the NHL if we want to. If we have the hockey itch.

I don't I feel like it could set off like a hockey mania in this country. It hockey mania already started with heated rivalry. It started with the books. Everybody read Icebreaker. I read it. Hockey has been like a very niche smut category. Wait, the book is called Icebreaker, but the show is Heated Rivalry.

No, no, no. Heated Rivalry is also based off of a book. Sorry. But there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual, um, around hockey. Like there people are obsessed with hockey players and the big one is called icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's a hockey player. They go to college together. It's literally telling me lies. Um, but like not toxic at all and like way more sex. And so hockey smut is a huge category in lit literary category.

Understand? I meant like for youngsters playing hockey. No. And did you see that viral tweet? Like the tweet, it's from like 2011 and it was someone being like 2026 Olympics is going to pop off. Over a 100,000 kids just signed up for hockey. Like there's been a trend of like more kids playing hockey in this country. And that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026.

I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with like lack of participation. It's just like really hard to see the puck. And I can only get involved in a sport like so much. you you can't even show me the ball. Like in football, I can see the ball. In basketball, of course, I can see the ball. Baseball, it's like a little hard. That's why baseball's wearing. Um I literally can't see the the puck.

And then, you know, remember when that guy like took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died?

Remember when the did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck? Same thing.

That was horrible. I think about that all the time. I think about it all the time. And like the sport was just like very off-putting for me at that moment. So that's why I never personally got involved.

And then like do you go to jail? There was like a case I forget what happened. Um, and I know neck guards are like optional. I That's why like sports loses me when you guys are going to be stupid. Like, okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck, so like just wear the neck guard. Same with um guardian caps in football. It's a

If guardian caps have no fans, okay, is dead. Guilty as charge. Check on me. I miss my sister.

Everybody complains about CTE, all these things. And there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it like a lot better and it's considered lame.

I've heard that there it doesn't like work. No, people don't wear it because it's considered losery. Like imagine safety being loory. Like this is where sports becomes like out of my like I'm a reasonable person and I like to deal frequently with reasonable people and I don't feel like there's a lot of reasonable people.

They hit each other's head so much like they whenever someone does a good job you get like a hit in the head on your and like if they stop doing all of that like that might make it better any I wouldn't want to score a touchdown cuz everyone's going to be slapping my helmet.

It's so true. Or my tushy. Oh that's fine. honestly saw my tushy just like stopping my head when I didn't even like get in a tackle.

So, also to say I agree that hockey is definitely like the new frontier as Tracy Turnblood would say. Um it's going to take a lot for me to like really care beyond this.

Also like we haven't won since 1980 Miracle on the ice and I imagine like after that which was also a historic win and had so many like political ramifications. I imagine after that like hockey had a a big surge and I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't know. I

like and we have boys like are we putting them in hockey now? No. Maybe it's hockey.

No, it's going to be fencing for mine. For your king. Yeah. I just feel like it's a sport.

Safe is Yeah. I'm all about safety. All about safety. Rough and tumble. Yeah. Something major.

Golf. Golf. Oh, yeah. Very low impact sport. We're a golf family. Golf. And that works for me cuz like I can have lunch and lay by the pool.

Yeah. Golf work. I would I want to be a golf mama. One th00 golf mas where you at

golf mama greater than like soccer mom or football mom. You just sort of like sit on the course

all day and there's food service. I don't think you need to go to the course like you can wait at the

Can you like go in a golf cart? Yeah. And you wear like a cute outfit. Golf mom stay winning.

Um I have like I did something crazy this weekend. Crack crazier. Meth? Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. Um, I thought it was like bad, you know. I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me. Actually, there were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing it and I'm surprised nobody's talking about that.

Is it a true story? Marty Supreme. I I actually don't know or care. Is Martin a real person? Yes.

Marty Mouser is his real name. Marty Mau. I actually never got to the point in the movie where they started calling him the Supreme. Um, I didn't like it. I saw two scenes that put me off so much I I had to turn it off. Um, the first was the Awitz scene. I felt like that was so unnecessary. It was about like Jewish people like living in America after the Holocaust. So, of course, like they're they talk about the Holocaust. Like one of them has a, you know, a tattoo. Um, and then they did one flashback scene and it was so upsetting and borderline sexual. Like, it was so disgusting. I I don't ever want to see the movie ever again. And then there was like a scene with a dog getting hurt.

That was also so [ __ ] unnecessary. So, I really didn't like it. Sorry. And I don't like that Odessa Aion girl.

I don't like her. I don't like her. So, when I saw her, she was in it. I don't think that surprises anyone.

Yeah, she's like so Ben Platt, you know? Yeah. I just really don't like her. So, except Kevin Oly was such a [ __ ] star.

Put him in everything. Give him the Oscar. Like, actually, he should have been nominated. I loved his character.

A big role. Yeah, he's acting now. He's Gwennneth Paltro's husband in the movie.

He's like this ship. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Ship. He's this billionaire. Like he's like one of the wealthiest men in the world cuz he like owns the biggest pen company.

And who does Gwennneth Paltro play? This like sort of washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire

and having an affair with Timothy. Yeah. Spoiler alert. Well, we also the pictures of them kissing like paparazzi pictures.

Yeah. And Timothy had a sex scene cuz I haven't seen the movie. I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler.

Skip it. Timothy had a sex scene with Odessa like in a back room of a shoe store like you know taking it from the back which was just like wrong. Honestly, I didn't need to see Timothy having sex.

And that's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that. And then um Gwennneth also had like a very it wasn't sex scene like she sat on a lap took her bra off and then like you know we were supposed to understand that they continued to have sex. I don't know if it's like the mama in me or just like growing older. I like really don't need sex scenes. No,

it's it's really yucky. Um like cool like I can infer that like you got pregnant cuz you had sex. Like I know how it works. I don't I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's you know using filler words in an essay you know. I don't and like unless it's like the most be some. Okay. And when I say this I there are a few ex exceptions of course

the notebook breaking dawn part two or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?

No but I'm sorry the sex is germaine to the story like how is a vampire and a human going to have sex without him killing her?

Even if if it wasn't germaine I would have allowed it. It was so romantic. Love Yeah.

It was so it brought like a tear to my eye. It was so beautiful and it's like sorry yeah I waited five movies. I need to see them go down. when there's anticipation built. Um I just feel like these days it's like oh we don't know what to do next of course and that wasn't even like a sex scene was it? It

was a sexy scene. We saw like her back arching. Yeah. Like there's just beautiful ways to do it and

no doing it in a non beautiful way. Yeah. It's beautiful. Mhm. Um so they lost me. I'm sorry. Like I hated the movie. Sorry, Kylie. I hated it.

That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. one caught up on Southern Charm. I'm all the way caught up. So much so to when I was shocked that I that I didn't have any more episodes left because I'm like what is everyone talking about so far? Everyone like hating Craig and he's done like one or two things and I'm like Craig not your best but like as far as him being the villain of the season like I don't see it. Everyone is obsessed with him like in a negative way like what's Craig doing? What's Craig saying?

It's like it's really weird. And I guess it's because like outside of the show he has like a very big name for himself and I feel like that dynamic is like playing into the show. They went to this boys dinner. Whitney, Shep, Craig, and Austin, like the OG's. Okay, but Whitney is fine now. He's fine. And ever since I've learned to appreciate like Patricia, and I love her, I'm fine with Whitney. He keeps himself out of the show as much as possible. And it's weird the things of himself that he chooses to put in. I'm like, why?

Why did Why didn't you cut that out? You're the executive producer. Whatever. The four boys went to dinner. They're the OGs. And it was like so fun at first. And even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season, they're like compartmentalizing and they're just like having fun. I'm laughing. I'm like, "This is, oh, bring Thomas back." Like, it was just really sweet. And then him, Austin, and Craig get into a really big fight. And it seems like part of their issue is like Austin just starts talking about like, "You've made nothing of yourself over the last 5 years. Like, you have nothing to show for the last 5 years." And then Austin's like, Craig says that to Austin. And then Austin is like, "I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do." And I'm like, "Wait, since when are we talking about this?"

Like, it just came. First, we're talking about relationships and then now they're talking about like what you do outside the show. It feels like Austin's like very stifled in his life. I feel like they're like not showing us everything cuz the conversations are jumping. But I do feel like Craig being like very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show and like everybody's just coming for Craig all the time. And he is reactive.

That's why I can't watch the show. That's he says like some things that are too harsh. Like the last thing he said to Venita in the last episode was like really really mean.

But like she started with it. She went on Watch what happens live and said I'm team Paige.

Yeah, that'll do it. Like so why would why is that? That's not your friend. So then he literally said to her and they don't talk all season. It's it's like the one big fight that no one's even addressing. And then she he says to her, he like she like starts taking swipes at him and this group trip in Mexico and he's like, "Venita, stop. You don't even exist in my world. [ __ ] off."

It was just like so harsh. Yeah. It was really really harsh. And like I think now everyone's going to get mad at Craig again and like he needs to apologize. Um but like why like

don't start something you can't finish. Right. Right. She's like poking him. She started with team like so if you're team Paige like we're not friends.

Yeah. Agreed. So, and like it's just it's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen. I love her.

Um I had this similar experience where like you get caught up on something and you're like, "Wait, that's it?"

Yeah. Because I'm all caught up on Love Story. Oh, wait. So, I also want to say I watched two episodes of Love Story.

There's only like four. Okay. I watched two last night. What do you think? I I really like it. I didn't expect to like it so much. And I don't really the only part of like acting that's confusing to me which you touched on is like was this the way Caroline moved she seems like she's always like laying over the table like

she's Carrie Bradshaw like with her hair sexy like and they're really like using her hair as like a mean way to show like she used to be curly and wild

and then she goes to dinner at Caroline's house and it's straight. Yeah. No. And like in the middle like a year later it's a little wier like it's less curly and then you know when they get on the plane it's like stick straight. They're using the hair to like show her journey and

becoming like a Kennedy woman. She's like very basic. Um, but so I'm just like she just seems like very flirty, very sexy.

And again, I know nothing about her. I just like know pictures of her about her like historically. She seemed like so buttoned up. But maybe that was like post Kennedy like when she had to start acting right.

Yeah. And then like what's the nature of her relationship with like Calvin? That whole thing is weird that she was like plucked from the mall and then like at by episode four she's running the whole company,

right? And Kelly Klene, the one who wrote The Pool's book, is Calvin's wife. Yes.

Always talking. So, spoiler alert, Calvin Klein is not gay. Okay. It feels like they're like making a like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn.

Like, I don't I feel like Kelly's always making comments. No, they're a weird couple for sure.

I would have had no idea until I saw the cover of the book Kelly Klene. I had no idea she was I thought maybe it was a daughter.

Right. Right. Right. I didn't understand that. Yeah. There's I feel like there's just parts of the show that are like poorly cast and poorly acted and it like takes me out of it really quickly

and I want to say justice for Naomi Watts cuz I've only seen like negative things about her portrayal but I think Jackie is an impossible person to play and I actually didn't notice it like I and I don't know like it was to me really really good. It's reminding me of The Crown where every time an episode ends like I Google the thing like the episode last night like you know it's on the cover of page six that they are a couple and it's like these photos of them on a boat and I was like well now I need to go find the real photos and they look exactly like the show. It's really very crowd. It's good. I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad.

And it's funny we've like beat to death certain cultural moments, right? Like there was a million shows about OJ and we've we've done them all, you know, and this is like a blind spot. Like there haven't been a lot of like TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them when you would think that like people would be obsessed with them already.

It's just like it's at a weird spot in time like the '9s where it's history technically, but very recent. Yeah.

And we're only just now getting around cuz it's been like 30 years. We're getting around to like retelling it.

So I am I'm into it. Me too. Now we have to like wait weekly. Gh. Oh. Oh. The next one comes out on Thursday or whatever.

Two more episodes. Take it slow. Take it slow. Okay, I will. But no, I I liked it. I didn't expect to like it cuz remember when those first pictures came out?

Of course it was giving it ends with us. Like it was so No, it was giving community theater.

It It is community theater. Like everyone I was having that experience because cuz I can see community theater. Like everyone is blinded.

No, I have such a sensitivity. No, not not as much as I do. I'm so community theater. Like I have such a sensitivity and I think that everyone's really being blinded by just like the sheer fabulousness of it organically.

I couldn't be blinded. I'm telling you, you're being blinded. You don't know the propaganda.

I'm sitting and like wait like ready to hate the thing and I but I don't hate it. It's just

I like it. I I want to say it. It's him. He's getting such like so much worse as an actor.

I like him. No, you'll say he's getting so bad. Also, just as for George. Who's George? The magazine.

Oh my god. Okay. The magazine. I get And you said he's like giving Loser because he like couldn't pass the bar. And like Yes. When you look at his like life, it's like but I mean the expectations he has to live up to are impossible.

Like Yes. But he's giving Loser not only because of the bar, but because he's sort of aimless in his romantic life, in his work life, and he just continues to spiral until like something happens that like sets him on a course.

Um but like Oh, was that Jackie? He's just like he's like this grown loser man playing, you know, football in the park with his friends and his friends are losers, too. And you'll see like

Okay. Okay. He's a loser. I don't know if he was at the time. And did people No, they like America adored him. They didn't think he was like this aimless loser. But Ryan Murphy obviously hates him cuz he's like a loser.

Oh, I'm getting cutie vibes still. Daryl, he's pushing 40 at one point. Like you have to keep remembering that.

Okay. But in the first episodes, he's 31. And like for a man to be just like sort of getting serious then it's like okay,

it's fine. But he then starts pushing 40. Okay. and like he like he's just a loser.

Um Daryl Hannah, actress, sweet girl, actress crush. She needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan.

Totally. And she looks like I don't know Daryl Hannah that well, but like that's what I think Daryl Hannah looks like.

I looked up Daryl Hannah. It's It's quite remarkable how similar similar they do look.

Yeah. Yeah. But she she wasn't right for for him. Oh, and you're going to freak. There's like one random scene where we meet Caroline Besett's mom. She like comes to her apartment. Do you know who plays her? I was I seriously was like what?

Who? Constance Zimmer. Dana Gordon from Entourage and then Unreal. The best Yeah, I know who that is. Aren't they the same age?

Who? Like that actress and Carolyn? Yeah. No, I know. She's wearing like a full fake wig and like fake. It's so random. They like refuse to cast an old person.

That's weird. And she Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, "Wait what? Was she a young mom when she had Carolyn?"

We didn't get Caroline's backtory yet. Oh, okay. in the book and still no Carol Rodwell sightings

in the fake. What about a mention like Carol and I had dinner? No. Okay. And I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right? And he only gets more

I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing. Yeah. And then like something happens like should we call Aunt Lee? So that's Anony's mom, Lee Radwell.

And Lee and Jackie are sisters. Yes. Yeah. And then there's so many names cuz it's like Kennedy, but it's also Schllober.

It's also Schllober. Caroline gets married. Okay. And who who's her husband? Schlotsburg

and he's older. Yeah. He's like an old man. Yeah. And who was that? Jackie's last husband that was in the hospital with them in the in the episode where she fell.

No. No. Jackie's husband is not in the show. Okay. I think at this point she's like a single man.

Maybe it was a lawyer again. Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryill Streep's daughter. Perfect casting. Like pure perfection.

Yeah. Like nothing to do with Mel Street's Daughter. I actually wouldn't have realized and Zach told me. Yeah.

I was like, "Is that?" And I was like, "I guess it is." But it's not the Guilded Age one.

No. No. No. But is it the Mark Ronson one? Yes. Yes. That's Mark Ronson's wife.

Yeah. So weird. So much honestly like my brain it's like the Kennedy charts are confusing because it's like onesis and that's the crazy thing about Jackie O. Like the woman when she was like the gal, the it gal, she was the first lady. She was Jackie Kennedy. Yeah.

So like we call her Jackie O. But like her heyday was Jackie Kennedy. Not her heyday.

The pillbox had like she was just Jackie. Yeah. And so was he by the way. I didn't even put that together. JFK is Jack

They were Jack and Jackie. That's really cute. Okay. So I will continue on my journey.

I do recommend the show. Like I know I talk like [ __ ] but it's very good successful. I recommend it. Like I really liked it considering I don't know why I just thought it would. I feel like the last couple Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch I was like this isn't good.

Yeah. No, for me he has a very wide range Ryan Murphy. Um and it doesn't include me in all of them. Yeah.

Like especially the horror sort of like I mean I like the politician but in hindsight

I love the politician. I know. But I have a blind spot like because like that's what I said it's difficult being Ben's number one hater. He is so talented.

Yeah. But I actually didn't like the last seasons. They lost the plot. High school was like where it was at.

They lost the plot, but the beginning was so good. It was It really was. And it was It was a moment in time. It should have been one season.

Yeah, I agree. Let's get into the story, shall we? We shall. Without further ado, dodo, here are the fast five stories that you do need to know.

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Thank you, Turt. You're welcome. Our first story, the BAFTAs were last night. Lots of news out of the BAFTAs.

Yeah, let's start with the good because I Yeah, let's start with the good. The good. William and Kate were there.

William is tall. Do you feel like he was wearing lifts? Like she tall. I know. But for the first time ever, like he actually looked like hot and tall to me. So I was like something must be different.

He's always been tall. I don't know. I feel like he's wearing lifts. No, maybe she was wearing lower shoes.

She also looked like she wasn't, you know, not to be a theorist, just something to plant in your minds, guys.

Why would he wear lifts now when he's been photographed in public? Everyone knows his exact height.

Maybe like maybe things people won't notice. Um if he's going to start, you know, making changes, I do recommend plugs, of course.

He's It's too far gone. He's buzzed his head. It would be weird if he did plugs,

you know? He definitely missed the boat. Um but he's also like fully bald now. Like I think he like I don't know if he buzzed it for a while. He just had like the Larry David ring. Um but last night he looked kind of like

Well, he still has a ring, but it's like shorter. It's buzzed. Yeah. Yeah. You have

also um Paul Mezcow and what's her name? Gracie Abrams walk the carpet together.

I saw they were very touchy. Was grabbing your tush. Yeah. Um and like they just Yeah. They don't like do it for me. But like for someone seeing that was like when I saw Kylie and Timothy on the carpet for the first time.

No, it's everything. And I do feel like, you know, debuting at the BAFTAs is very elegant. Kylie kind of had like Kylie and Timothy debuted at like that random Parisian award show.

Like the David Awards, the something awards. I think they were the Davids. I don't even want to know what they were called. Do you know what I mean? Because it's better like it's better not to know.

I It was definitely the David's. And I want to say thank you to David. I think it was like a first and last name like the David Romanoff award.

It was like the David Palazzo Awards. It was The David Veniche Awards. Venichi and David.

I want to watch those awards every year. Every year just to relive the magic. Yeah.

And then of course like something so horrible happened. Yes. I I actually don't have words. I And like I don't know who's like what people like who's wrong or who's right. I just know like as an empath and like a just a human with eyes watching.

So here's what happened if anyone wants to. Sorry. So, while um Michael B. Jordan and was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both in sinners. They were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire, and Ash.

And they're both black. Yes. Simultaneously, there was a person in attendance who starred in a movie called I Swear, which is about Tourette's.

Tourette's. He's the subject of the film and like his struggle, and it's apparently like an amazing movie. So, obviously, he was there.

His name is John Davidson, and he has Tourette's and he was in the audience. And as the two of them were presenting, his tourists compelled him to shout the n-word.

And like you hear it on the stream. They heard it presenting like they, you know, recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly

Oh my god, it was my heart broke. Like the look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like disbelief, shock, but then also like showmanship, you know, the show must go on. We need to

It was so devastating. Um, and then like you learn Alan Cummings who hosted the show then like came out.

He came out and he said, "You may have noticed some strong language in the background there. This can be part of how Tourette's syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience,

right? It wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd." Um, and like the fact that it can be explained like great, but it was so horrifying to watch. Um and and I think you know people are also criticizing the Baptas because you know the Baptist is a pre-recorded event.

It was yeah it was on a delay and they could have cut it out and I guess like them not cutting it out was you know even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having Tourette's and Sure.

but even if they had cut it out which I guess would have like you know helped everyone else who watched it and not had to

feel like it still happened. Yeah. No, it happened to Michael Jordan. Like, yeah,

they still had to experience it. Like they couldn't cut it out in real time. I don't know. Like

I'm curious on what like their take is like now knowing Yeah. Like of course like now we know they weren't actually, you know, being called a slur by like a racist person. It was like this involuntary tick that just, you know, came out at the worst possible time. Um, and I've seen varying takes online. I don't like some of the takes being like, well, you know, if you know that that's a possibility, like you should leave. that you shouldn't be in a

right and then other people being like well that's ableist like if he can't be in the same room as everyone else like

sure I don't know all I know is that what I saw was so like devastating and heartbreaking and like I just wanted to like give Michael B Jordan a hug.

Yeah. Um I don't know what the right way to handle it is. It's just awful. Yeah. I had also seen that he had said like one or two shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony like someone inappropriate. Yeah. Like he's like [ __ ] off.

I mean that's so different than the other. Oh yeah. Yeah. But But it wasn't just one random tick.

It's terrible. It's It is like bar none one of the worst clips I've seen. Like it's It made me so sad.

And I feel like everyone is sort of like cuz it's like well you can't have an opinion on this cuz then you're ableist or racist. It's like who

everyone's sort of like paralyzed in like where to go. But all I know is like I just

that shouldn't have happened. I agree. It was so terrible and it just it clouded the whole night. No, that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the bathtub.

Yeah. Yeah. I was. It probably wouldn't have been a story otherwise. William, Kate, it's nice to hear. Kylie and Timothy were there. But at this point, like they do everything together. Like pizza.

They got pizza. They got pizza. They told us about the IMAX. Like honestly, keep it in your pants.

You told us about the IMAX. Uh Timothy did an interview with Matthew McConna, his dad, and Interstellar. Okay. I think I need to watch Interstellar.

I had no idea Timothy Shalom was in Interstellar. He is like in front of a truck saying bye to his dad at one point. I think it's like his first credit. Um, and so they did an interview like, you know, in support of Marty Supreme where Matthew McConna interviewed him and Matthew McConna was like, "Didn't your girlfriend like tell him what that your girlfriend did and he rented out in Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see Interstellar. It's his like favorite movie

that he's also in." That he's also in, but he has like a very small role, right?

But it's like Timothy thinks it's the greatest movie of all time. That's so sweet.

So, I think I'll watch it. You should one day. You're like kind of the new Club Shalamé cuz you know she retired. She moved on to um

No, but I she chose another actor like Club Shalomi Shalamé and I are like at two different sides of the extreme,

right? Because you're extreme like Kylie Shalamé and she's just Timothy. Yeah. And if we could put our minds together, I think we could create something beautiful.

Yeah. A coalition of sorts. Yeah. But like I come at it from the Kylie aspect and she's obviously team Timothy.

Yeah. So Timothy did not win the BAFTA for his movie. Okay. That's interesting. Mari Supreme is now at like a record high of like losses for BAFTAs. Like

for BAFTAs. Okay. Yeah. But neither did Leo. I don't know who won that award. Oh

yeah. The guy with Tourette's. I saw his speech. Did he make his like an apology?

Did he make a speech? How did How did the speech go? I just saw him say he couldn't believe he was up nominated in the same category as Leo. I don't know if he apologized or maybe it was before.

No, but best actor wouldn't come before best visual, right? Cuz he absolutely should have used a platform to apologize. Yeah.

No, it was He did apologize. He won. Yeah. Yeah. O Yikes. Yeah. Just yikes. Um big yikes.

So that's the BAFTAs in a nutshell. Are you ready for our next story? Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus,

God, spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah wig in a convertible. And let me tell you, I was transported. Was this 2026 or 2006?

It's insane how like all it takes is the wig. No, but like her face, everything about her face is clear the same. Plus the sunglasses.

Well, not the teeth. Okay. In these far away pictures, her mouth. I hope she wears the snaggle.

These pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago. And I saw like a clip of her wearing the wig on stage like in a full costume like concert.

Let's get crazy. So, it looks like get up. It looks like the description they released for the celebration 20 years, whatever.

Everything I've seen visually kind of negates that. I haven't seen her like sitting down in an interview style. So,

yeah. Well, we wouldn't see that cuz it'd be on a sound stage like Yeah, but like they would normally release like pictures and stuff.

Oh, well, maybe these are paparazzi pictures. Yeah, but I haven't seen anything of like that looks boring. Everything I've seen looks good.

Okay. It's just what I heard. the description. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm holding on to those notes.

Let's get crazy. Get up. And what's your favorite Hannah Montanaer song? Oh. Um, not Miley.

Not Miley. Not me. Miley Cyrus. No. Not Can't Be Tamed era. Like No. No. But even like from Hannah Montana,

like seven things. Yeah. No. No. No. No. Just Hannah. Just Hannah. Okay. I love Nobody's Perfect. I really do. It's a perfect song. Um,

I love This is the life. Mhm. The climb is is a fusion. But yeah, I would consider that like a Miley song.

Fusion of my girls. And you'll always find your way back home. Okay. Honorary mention. You'll always find your way back.

That might be my number one, but it's not the era I'm talking about. Written by Taylor Swift.

No, it's like it's, you know, the the first two albums. Okay. So, my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era, but it's a Hannah song. He could be the one.

Okay. No, but that's season 3. That counts. Yeah. Um, and would you consider Butterfly Fly Away?

No, she's not wearing the wig. Yeah, because you know that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born. So, love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings it. She's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being Miley.

Yeah, she's just being Miley. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can rest. Till then, that's Harmony. Yeah, that's how she does it like on beauty. I can't wait to see you again.

That song was a cultural reset. You know what's my favorite trend right now? What?

People harmonizing with wide awake. Thunder. Yeah, I didn't know that was happening. Why is that happening? I love it.

I don't know. But like I'm so happy for Katy Perry. Like she just sort of needed this. I need

very neutral positive. I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify. Like take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying it.

It's a nice trend. Thunder rumbling, castles crumbling. I am trying to hold on. I'm wide awake. God knows that I tried seeing the bright. That's a good song. Yeah.

So much has happened to Katy Perry that clouded the fact that like a lot of her music is amazing.

That's one of the best songs ever made. You think so? That you're never going to ever take away from me.

You think so? Yeah. It's like a perfect pop song. I think like Charlie Puth would agree.

Oh, we need to get Charlie Puth. I agree. And like ask him what he thinks about like a hundred songs. see when Charlie Puth is going to be in New York or Florida. And let's get him on the show. I agree.

I want to have him on the show. I want to harmonize with him. I want to have a show where we only interview Charlie's. We do like a deep dive.

Maybe that's like a passion project for you with the redheads. No, like fine. Can you interview Charlie Hope? I love her.

Who's that? You know her cuz you played her song the other day. She makes like music for kids that's not annoying as [ __ ] She has like a kind of like very like sort of like Mumford and Sons type of voice. Over the meadow and the sun lived a little and a little turtle dove. Beep said the lion. Beep beep. Yeah, she has so many bobs. And then of course, the green grass grew all around. All around. And the green grass grew all around. She's a great Charlie you could interview on your Charlie series. And also Charlie, who's on this season of Southern Charm, I would love to speak to.

Um, the king. Charlie the King. Who's Charlie the King? Who's Charlie the King?

You'll get there. Just King Charles. Yeah, that will be like we can end the podcast.

Yeah, of course. When will be a minieries? That only ends. You have to keep going until King Charlie.

Yeah, but like do I have to have Charlie XDX on my podcast? No. Okay. She doesn't have an E at the end. So she's exempt.

No, but there's all different spellings of Charlie. I have to Charlie who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island.

Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I think that could be really great. I can't wait to tune in.

We should do like another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children.

That would be like really because everyone's looking for an angle, right? Ruben stuttered, here we come. I actually would love to [ __ ] talk to Ruben Stutter, right?

Like he raised a generation of Harry Jy and you just you would create the podcast just so you could interview Harry Chowy because I know you're like obsessed with

we had him on the show. Oh no, we had him on our Spotify audio canceled show breaking bread.

Yeah, I guess everyone's looking for an angle for like who should like a everyone interviews celebrities on their podcast. How can we make it different?

We found our angle. Here's how. So I guess I'll have to name my next child Taylor.

1,000%. And you could do it for a boy or a girl. Love that. Crushing it. Yeah. Crushing.

What was the story? Miley spotted. Oh, okay. So, Faith Abyssal Restored. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited. We got the party with us. Oh, people were also saying Jonas Brothers.

She sort of invented them. We got the party with us. Like kind of. No, but they are a big part of the Hannah family.

Yeah. And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this. I wonder if David Archeletta will join. What's their song? Come on. What's the song? It's like

Oh, it's like it's like it's like the worst song. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Let me Google it.

Let me look it up. Let me just go to that season. It's like it's kind of like reae, you know like

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know where you are. I want to find out what you know. And maybe someday down the road I'll sit back and say to myself,

"Yeah, I thought so." The worst song. That's probably my least favorite Hannah Montana song.

Oh, that's funny. We could also do least favorites. No, I just did it. So, make some noise is good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a million. Life's what you make it. Oh, I can't do this right now.

I'll do this in my car on the way. Yeah. Are you ready? Private. Are you ready for our next story?

What? Number three. Number three. Yeah. Vanity Fair has put um an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen Yang, Britney Broki, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format. So they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night, so to speak, talk show.

It's interesting. I don't disagree in the sense that like this is where people come to promote projects.

Late night was a lot of things. Yes, it was that. It was also sort of like a center of comedy. Um, I don't think that I don't know. It's an imperfect thesis, but it's not wrong in the sense that like podcasts are the new frontier and if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy, they would do Call Daddy. Although the Alex Cooper eraser in this Vanity Bear article is weird because you have to give her credit. Like she really did

maybe not invent this template, but like she is the biggest first stop. Yeah. Like that's what Call Her Daddy is now is like

even though I do think Jake Shane is like giving her a run for her money. Yeah. But he's included. So here's who they share. They share Quen Blackwell.

Quen Qu sorry Quinn. Um I feel like she's so many things but an interviewer is not one of them. I know she has like a series but for the statement that they're trying to make about like celebrity interview late nights.

Do people do celebrities like go on her platform? I I don't feel like they do. Britney Broki.

Same with that. Um, I know she has a podcast and I feel like it's very very funny and it's like kind of like satirical about herself, but I don't know that she interviews a lot of people. She doesn't.

Yeah. Does is um Chicken Shop on here? Yeah, she wasn't there. Okay. Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name.

PT son. I literally Shapiro Barnum. Recess therapy. I'm sorry, but if you don't know who that person is, like I think we have a

Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what?

From the love of corn. How does somebody have 8 million followers and I don't know them.

You should go. Was a quarantine podcast. He was in a quarantine podcast with family when he decided to create an online talk show. Then he hit on the idea of recess therapy in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young kids about everything from love of porn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum is embarking on an ambitious new project. Outside Tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool. I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything. I just want to say,

well, if they're talking about people who love corn, you should go on. You know, I love corn.

That was a like a very like meaty sentence, you know, find to their love of Shakespeare. And then Britney Broki, Broki Nation, um she started something called Royal Court mid medieval sleepover vibes. I haven't seen it. Just want to say

medieval sleepover vibes. And yes, I know. Okay, so Quen Blackwell has a um like it's like a cooking show. I've seen the Addison Ray one. Um guests like Addison Ray and Lil NasX.

Okay, fun. I don't feel like that's replacing Late Night just not to be like a [ __ ] Um,

keep going to the ones that I know. Oh, Kareem Rama. I know him. Subway takes. Have you seen he interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest takes? I mean, yeah, he's very interesting and

Yeah, that's like the stuff that people do when they're promoting stuff like now they go on like, you know, where

he's had like he has major people type stuff. He has major people. Um, I agree. Same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. They are like a stop. They are a stop. Same with Amelia Demaldenberg, who's Chicken Shop Girl. Um, she's like the interviewer. She gets everyone. Yes. Zway. Absolutely. A press stop for people. Sean Evans, who created Hot Ones, the chicken hot wings thing. Yeah, absolutely. Jake Shane, absolutely.

Okay, that was it. So, I feel like they got a lot of the people that I agree. Um, I feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this and then they threw in a couple of randos,

but Alex Hooper really should be there. Yeah. I don't feel like they left her out. I feel like she very much like stands alone, you know?

Like I could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where like really not everyone is like doing the same thing that she is, you know? I could see her saying no, honestly. Um, who else do I feel like they're missing?

Oh, well, armchair expert. Oh, yeah. But then it's just like podcast. Yeah, I can understand why. Like then it's just like then name every podcast.

Yeah, it's not podcast. It's people who are shattering the talk show format. Good.

She should have been on here. I just Yeah, but then it's just like Yeah, that is shattering the talk show format, but then it's just a list of podcasts,

right? Which, you know, I love a list of podcasts. So, this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer. I just want to say, not Amy Schumer, excuse me, Amy Polar.

Mhm. The new late night is lowfi and unpredictable and live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before. That's funny. Um, okay. So, they're saying digital creators. Fine. So, I guess that's not

Yeah. like things that are more than just like talk, you know, like chicken shop is really the new car.

It's a very new format. It's very cool and nobody's doing it. Agreed. Cool beans.

And they have people on there like Britney Broki and Quen um who I think have the format, but I don't know that that they have the guests yet. So, we'll see.

Maybe they're giving them like the Vanity Fair stamp of approval. I like that. I feel like the late show format is like so old and some of them are doing everything they can to hang on and Jimmy Fallon's doing a great job.

I also want to say like this is just stating the obvious. Of course, this is not an original. Yeah.

Like the the late show format has been felt old for like people have been doing this for like a couple years now. So like thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know unlike Cynthia Reveal. We did

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My pleasure. Our next story, speaking of the youngsters, what are they doing now? Braxton and Olivia Jade were spotted flirting with each other at Palm Tree Music Festival.

So, there's a lot going on because Juma received a tip that Braxton and Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm Tree Festival this weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night.

Yeah. And then we saw a picture We saw a picture of them sit talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to, you know, put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earl taking a selfie at the music festival

and then Alex reshared it to her stories. So is that what you would do with a girl who's flirting with your ex man's?

I just want to say like there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton like for a million reasons. I just want to say I feel like I know Olivia Jade probably better than anyone in this world. Like probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. Like I just know her. Um I'm sorry. like she's on like a different level in terms of like she was just dating Jacob Lord. Sorry. She's not slumming with Braxton. Um, and I don't think it's out of like a loyalty or anything to Alex Girl. I don't think they're like best friends. I just I'm telling you they're they're not compatible. Like maybe he's interested.

She's not. What about love? Like what if he just left? I'm so sick of you saying that. Okay. Like

it seems like everybody loves Braxton. That's actually not true. I just know Sophia Cole's like vomiting from this.

Why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton? I think two people loved Braxton. Maybe actually probably a lot of people love Braxton like his family and stuff.

No, no, but like girls like it seems he seems like a really nice guy. I mean he's got something

aside from the Sophia Copo murkiness, you know, which she doesn't have good things to say about him, but I saw like

I and I don't know what happened between the two of them, but it seemed like like they had a good relationship and they were relationing and Alex and Braxton as well. And I just I feel like he's a a lover boy as the kids say.

Yeah, he's kind of like a serial dater. He's just looking for a good woman. Um, well, look elsewhere because leave Olivia Jade out of this.

Would you rather her be with Jacob Allerty or Braxton? I don't think it's so clear.

Oh my god. They're on different levels. Like they're on different planets. Or Austin Butler. Did she date him?

No. She just like operates in the same circle. It's next. She just dated Jacob Lordy who dated Ka who dated Austin.

Would you rather her date Austin Butler or Braxton? Braxton. That's more interesting to me.

We are aligned. Um, but I don't think she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's going to date next, but one thing about Olivia Jade,

our new man. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube, you've noticed.

We've got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to like paint BMOW on this just so people know like what the frame is for. This is Axel Duma, the CEO of Hermes. Um, and in this photo, he's standing in front of a Birkin, which feels right. And he's also got a um I want to say an iPad in his hands that's like leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory because it has a little A and a G on it. Very air

abusing the facilities. And as you know, he's a CEO of Airmes and he also um is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him businessman of the week.

See, it's not that hard. It's literally not that hard. Just show me a pedophile and you'll be

hang out with them. Yeah. Don't actively and actively avoid them. Yeah. And don't like give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile. That's really it. The bar is in hell, my friends. My fellow businessmen.

Yet some people can't meet it. It's okay. You know who's my businessman of the week and if we ever like running low

ourselves? Kevin Olirri. Oh, actually love that. So like just always keep him. He's waiting in the

We could always throw a shark in there. Oh no, but just Kevin. Well, yeah. I'm glad to hear you say that and not your boyfriend Robert Hette because he'll never be my business man.

Well, he's like I think he could be man of the week, but as far as business, I don't love him because of his business savvy. And I know this is crazy to say cuz he is a shark and like a billionaire many times over. But I actually don't think he's a good businessman. I think he just got lucky.

That's really funny. And I really believe that. Well, he was like, but I don't believe that Olivia Jade is dating Braxton or even entertaining it. Like you're allowed to talk

and you're allowed to like flirt at a music festival. Like not everything is a binding marital contract.

The photo of them is from Mary Lou's in Palm Beach. So it's like a really small space. They're just like talking closely, which is what you do in a crowded facility. There's no I mean this is probably like famous last words. There's no way.

Famous last words, you know. Um they have maong night there. Do they? Yeah. I think you sent it to me.

Oh, we got to go. I'm always sending things like so don't ever reference something I send.

I know cuz sometimes Zach I'll like be in the room like sending [ __ ] on Instagram and he goes just like firing it off like

firing off to all my course. I have like my Jewish things, my maong things, my funny things, my relationship things. Like,

and then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch and he's like, "Oh, that was so interesting. What you sent me? Why'd you send me that?" I'm like,

"You're going to have to be more specific." I'm like, "I have no idea." When I'm like breastfeeding there, well, I wouldn't breastfeed anymore. When I was breastfeeding, like I would fire off. I get in like modes where like, "Don't ask me what I'm talking about because I don't know which one are you referring to."

I can't be held responsible. Even though if you send me something that I've sent you, like I [ __ ] I sent that. Like, I was I was aware. I don't think I've ever sent you something that

Oh my god, it literally happened yesterday that you send me. No, you might have already seen it.

No, you didn't send it. No, I did send it. Oh, unless you like send it in a text.

No, I don't send in a text. Sometimes I send in a text if I want to send to the whole family. Yeah. Like, hey guys, check this out.

You're gonna love this. And I'm a big sender. Like when you're on my Dro, I'm I would say I'm probably like number one on your Dro. You are number one on my

You're number one on mine, too. Oh, thank you. You could have insulted. You could have like

No, no, you I I wouldn't lie. You are um once I made a show, like you better turn notifications off.

Yeah, it's going down. They made it too easy on reals to like send things to someone. Yeah,

cuz on Tik Tok like I have to download or send the link. They make it really hard. On Instagram, you just press share. They don't even send you like message send. Like I just know that it made it there.

Yeah. Yeah. They've got it down over there. And then sometimes I want to send something to like you and Ben,

but I don't want to send it a group chat. Send separately. I send separately. It's very

I love that button. It's very different. Then or you can send separately or create group

but it's not a group vi. Some things are group five but most of the time we need to have individual discussions.

I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story which is for you which is for your two favorite topics.

Okay. Hairspray is coming back and Matthew Marson is playing Courtney Collins. Similar.

Okay. Bonnie Blue is pregnant. Okay. So, what are my two favorite things? Babies,

motherhood, and Bonnie Blue. Okay. The [ __ ] is pregnant. Somebody might need to retake sexed because adult content creator Bonnie Blue says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men. And she seems genuinely caught off guard.

Didn't she already say? Didn't she do this once? Yeah. And it was like a prank.

Yeah. Well, so in this video, she takes a pregnancy test, which ends up being positive. She said, "Guys, I am definitely pregnant, like fully pregnant. So, I'm going to have to chat GBT what to do next because I'm actually not quite sure. I don't know." Later, she went to a technician for an ultrasound, which confirmed the pregnancy. She asked, "Oh, is that a baby? That's actually crazy. It's actually not that crazy like that when you have sex." However, in 2025, she told us Weekly she wished she could get pregnant. However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's like a very vague statement. She could have had a IUD in like she's not in a position where she could fall pregnant

or you know she's infertile, right? No, but it also could just be because she's on birth control.

This story just feels like a trap. Um I don't really know what to say. Obviously a baby is a blessing.

I don't think it's true. And if it is true, maybe it will be just the thing to set her on the right path. You know, motherhood changes the person.

Of course, but then you're also just like subjecting somebody to being like the child of Bonnie Blue. Like she's going to get bullied or he like you know.

Oh, for sure. Like Bonnie would need to like change her name, blip anonymously, move to like seriously like Indonesia and just

I think she went there and like things got crazy. Had sex with a thousand Indonesians.

Yeah, that does sound like something she would do. So Bonnie, I can't stand her. Like I hate to even choose this as a story. Like I think that she's all that's wrong with the world.

Beyond that, you know, it's like I don't think there's anyone that's like this is really great for women. Like we feel really empowered by this. Men. I need to Let's interview a man who has had sex with her. Like how big of a loser are you?

Oh yeah. You lined up with 400. I don't know who's a bigger loser. Like her or them?

I think the men. Yeah. It's really disgust. And like also like a little gay. She's like making money.

No. But don't you think it's also a little gay like to have sex with somebody like

like literally while the other guy's penis is still out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gross. Like I think she's so

No. Like what kind of man does these things? That's a whole other question. I hate her.

Yeah. I don't think it's I don't want to like really have to consider like if it is true and I just don't think it is true. I think it's like you know another ruse, another ruse because I really think like when she's having sex with 400 men like

you know she has to be taking she's not doing it during the ovulation window. I would hope

and like are like are they like it's unprotected. What in this one it was unprotected sex. You had

400 unprotected. That's what it said. Usually they do use condoms. Yes, but also my question was actually not if they were using

ejaculate. Thank you. Yeah, I think so. Otherwise it's like is that does it count?

I don't think it counts. I think it does count but okay. It's not like a one pump. I guess that's how she did like a thousand in one day.

Was a couple pumps. Like a pump or two. I guess however much they paid for it. And they paying.

I don't think so. Or the I think she paid then. No, cuz then it's prostitution.

I think just the subscribers pay to watch. Yeah, of course. But no. Yeah, you're right. So um

foul like foul and I I seriously like I I will pray for you in a meaningful way. I will pray for you.

Those are the fast five stories. Not so fast. Think I can't thank you enough for choosing that one.

Oh, I know you like love to talk about her, but it just got too real. My role model.

Um okay. Well, that's our show. We did like TV recap at the beginning. Sure. You know,

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A lively, opinionated discussion touching on national pride, surprise events that captivate global attention, and the frustration of missing significant happenings, with a satirical tone about media awareness and fan engagement. It highlights a recent major international game and the feeling of being out of the loop despite following sports and world events.

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