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Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026", an episode of The Toast published January 8, 2026 (50 min, about 11,807 words). It mentions 10 people, works and ideas, including Bruna, Shawn Mendes, Neutrifall, Little Spoon, Amy Schumer.

What this episode is about

The discussion centers around the hosts' humorous take on personal discomfort with maintaining eye contact during conversations and interviews. They share personal anecdotes and opinions on how such traits might be perceived in a professional setting, mixing light-hearted banter with reflections on social interactions.

Key takeaways

  • Eye contact: the ultimate job interview hazard; awkward gazes can signal confidence or serial tendencies.
  • Podcasting in person? Increased intimacy or uncomfortable tension? It’s a fine line—look away, don’t look away!
  • Protein-packed tacos: the secret to feeling full without endless snacking; who knew weight management could taste so good?
  • Weight Watchers nursing hack: eat zero-point foods. Finally, a diet where you can feast without guilt!
  • Acknowledging discomfort can be disarming; whether it’s eye contact or eating habits, vulnerability breeds connection.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Jackson Claude
  2. – 20:00: Little Spoon, Neutrifall
  3. – 30:00: Spencer Pratt
  4. – 35:00: Shawn Mendes
  5. – 40:00: Taylor Farms, Shawn Mendes
  6. – 45:00: Amy Schumer

Notable quotes from "Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026"

  • Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
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  • Naturally from within? Well, resolutions come and go, but growth takes time, and Neutrifall is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement. It's trusted by…
    about Neutrifall · at
  • Parenthood does not come with a meal plan. So stop stressing over last minute meals and start using Little Spoon, today's sponsor. They are delivering real food for babies…
    about Little Spoon · at
  • Out why it feels adjacent other than like they all live in Los Angeles. But Hillary Duff does lead me to Spencer Pratt. Maybe because of the song Come Clean.
    about Spencer Pratt · at
  • Okay. Am I wrong in misremembering that Shawn Mendes like came out? Remember he was like Yeah. He was like on stage. He just was sort of talking about how sexuality is a spectrum, the.
    about Shawn Mendes · at
  • That's really beautiful. Claudia graza.co code toast. Today's episode is also brought to you by Taylor Farms.
    about Taylor Farms · at
  • Yeah. I think he should send Amy Schumer like a thank you card for like making everyone in the world think Bill Hater was cute because before that he was just like the funny guy like period.
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Full transcript with timestamps

Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. I hope everybody's having a thilicious Thursday. And speaking of somebody thar, it's Jackie. Jackie,

hi Cooji. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know. I don't like podcasting with you in person. You're always looking at me.

Looking at you. We could move away from each other. Well, maybe for tomorrow cuz our frames are set.

Smile. Like there's two chairs on the outside. Maybe we need to go farther. We need some distance. Like you're seriously looking into my ass. Like

you're good at making eye contact. I've always said even though like I haven't held a traditional job in many many years that the next time I have a job interview which you know God willing is never um if somebody says you know the classic interview question what's your biggest weakness and it's like you want to be honest but you don't want to be like I suck piece of [ __ ]

Yeah I can't do any jobs. I think I have the perfect answer and it actually is my greatest weakness. I cannot hold eye contact with other people. It makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I'm glad you agree that you can't do I thought you were about to be like your strength is your eye contact.

No I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about me. No, your strength. No, your eye contact.

No, no. My greatest weakness is my inability to hold eye contact. I find it really uncomfortable. If you watch a podcast, I'm always looking up. I'm like telling a story and I'm like looking at the ceiling.

Okay. I don't think you should say that in an interview cuz I do think that's a like a red flag. Like,

oh, you think it's like a bad weakness? I think it's like a weird thing. I understand why you don't want to maintain eye contact and hopefully like you don't have to go on a job interview. Yeah.

Anytime soon. Like just to be clear in this hypothetical scenario, if I am going on a job interview, like that's what we need to be worried about cuz that means things didn't work out here and that's bad.

I I agree. But for future you self, which you know, God willing, you know, broke.

Um I think that's like a really big weird thing to say. That's like would be like saying like I find people tasty. Like I like to eat people. It's like serial killer stuff.

Okay. But why would somebody say that? Like I find people tasty. Why did you say that? Is that a quote?

No. I find people tasty. Someone who can't make eye contact chops people up and eats them.

Oh. Oh, okay. I guess like if I can't look someone in the eye, I also find them tasty. But how could I allure them into eating them if I can't even look them in the eyes?

A problem for another day. But I just think it's like a that's not something that you should admit to someone who doesn't know you like me. I love you. You want to look at me? Don't look at me. Look away.

Don't look at me. That's fine. I You love to look up. I do. I'm always talking to the Lord. Like I'm always looking up.

I understand. I'll like look here, there, look at every I won't look at you too hard. And I wasn't looking at you in any sort of way.

No. When we first started the show, like you were definitely like giving me I was definitely maintaining eye contact.

You looked at me like I was tasty. Yeah. I was definitely maintaining eye contact with my partner.

That's a like a weird thing to do. I just want to say having like good eye contact is weirder than having bad eye contact. Let me know in the comments. Do you agree?

I agree. I don't have good eye contact either. And now we're just talking about eye contact. So, I just find it all uncomfortable.

I'll look over there. Yeah. Let's be newscasters today. Okay. Hey guys, how y'all doing?

Welcome to the toast. Happy Thursday. What did everyone do last night? We had tacos at Trouts.

We did have tacos at Trouts. They were really good. They were really good. I've been trying to eat a lot of protein

to like stave off endless snacking and it does help when I eat a lot of protein.

Yeah. So, that's what I've been up to. Just thinking of ways to eat like real protein in addition to, you know, protein chips,

but it's like not what I'm talking about. Like, I need to find ways to eat like more meat,

eggs. You know what you should do? You should go on the Weight Watchers nursing program because like ground chicken, ground beef is zero points. So, you can literally eat as much of it as you want.

I'll have to look into it. Same with eggs. Like, I think that's a zero point food. She said I have to do Weight Watchers and I have to watch my weight. That's what she said.

Yeah. Who doesn't? Everyone has watch your weight. She said I should do Weight Watchers. I just want you guys to remember that the next time I say anything mildly offensive to her.

Was that offensive? I said you should do I did the Weight Watchers nursing program. I didn't lose any weight. I certainly did not watch my weight. I just like tried not to get enormous. Um

You did? Yeah. What' you eat on the Weight Watchers nursing program. Like I'm a volume eater. Especially when

volume eater. No, especially when you're breastfeeding. It's just about how much you can take in in a given period of time. Um, and so that's why I was eating like a lot of taco meat, which is zero points if you get like a lean ground beef or a lean ground turkey. Um, anything with ground, you know?

We love ground. I What do people eat like before the ground? Well, they ate ground.

But like before the ground machine, you can grind without a machine. I guess you can.

People like breast, of course, as do we. I love breast. Leg and thigh. I don't love leg and thigh. I'm exclusively white meat

and you know a steak. Oh, and to be clear on the Weight Watchers nursing program and just the Weight watchers program in general, I'm pretty sure white meat is zero points, but like darker meats that have like more things going on.

Yeah. Not zero points. Okay. I think What about a steak? Um I love steak. I've been I make a nice steak. I haven't made steak for you yet. Do you want to come over for steaks?

That's a poor reflection on you, not me. Do you want to come over for steaks? I would love to come over for steaks.

Okay, let's set a date. a mister and sister. A mister and sister. We're doing we're having dinner date with our husbands and our sister and we're calling it sisters and misters.

We're not. Olivia is and she's like really trying to get the name to catch on. So, let's just give it to her.

Cute. I just feel like I don't know. It's giving me six chicks. You love that. I do. But it's like I don't know if we're having like a themed night. Like let's have a game night.

Okay. Let's do maong because I took my maong lesson and we have We haven't even talked about this on the toes. We have to play before I forget everything I learned.

Jackie took a ma jang lesson at her neighbor's house when I've been begging my [ __ ] ass sister since I'm in high school. Everyone is playing ma jang now. And I just feel like it's, you know, worth mentioning that I've been playing since like the eighth grade. Shout out to my best friend Alisia and her mom Esther. Um, who taught us how to play and like it was like not a cool thing. We would like sit around and play maong and everybody thought we were weird. And now everyone's like mang. Um, how did I get here? Oh yeah. And so when I learned how to play, I was so excited cuz it's a four person game and what do I have at home? Three [ __ ] sisters. I bought a square card table. I bought like a set from Amazon. When I tell you, did we try once or we never tried?

I don't remember. I feel like we tried once and it ended up in like a fight. Nobody wanted to play and I was like begging. The card table went unused. I believe we actually threw out the card table a couple of months ago.

I need to get a card table. You do? Well, I was toggling between, you know, just a foldable card table on Amazon

or like an expensive game table. There was a $3,000 one on Scout I was eyeing. Right. I think you should get the card table.

Which one? The foldable one. The Yeah. Yeah. But then I was Yeah. I And I wasn't going to get like the fancy one I can barely play. That's something I can treat myself to after a couple wins under my after I take all your money.

Yeah. Levia was getting like hella competitive with it. Good. That's like the kind of energy I've been begging you guys for.

We should play for money and when I win, I can buy my card table. Sure. That's a great idea. So then it's like a communal card table because we all kind of paid for it.

Yeah. We need to get a game going before I forget everything I learned. Of course, I already have a par board piles and racks and stacks.

She has all the accuch racks and stacks. She has all the accuch but none of the skill.

Shout out. Oh my majong but none of the skill. Picking those out was a real joy for me and

that is motivation to play cuz it's a party game that's incredibly pleiny. Mhm.

It's a pleiny game. So yeah, keep saying I have none of the skill and I'm going to whoop your ass.

Good. No. Yeah, I'm bathing you and Olivia into like this is hard cuz I have a newborn baby. That's actually why we haven't played.

Um other cut myself. Okay. Yeah, for sure. Um cuz like I'm down to clown. I've been wanting to play. Even for the lesson, I had to like wear him in the carrier cuz like you know I have a baby,

right? Yeah. A Velcro baby. Yeah. Okay. So, sorry. So, sit down. Yeah. Sorry. How are you?

I'm doing well. Um what did I do last night? Like not much of anything. Oh, yeah. Kind of like big update in my life. how you said yesterday Max turned two. Like Ruby rolled and I told everybody on the Patreon like yeah my baby's like not rolling and every other baby is like starting to crawl. Um he rolled like not a big deal. He sleeps on his stomach now but rolls back rolls forward.

You need to roll forward. Oh no problem. Oh you need something behind me. I can get that too. Um so not a big deal. Like if your baby's not rolling he will. Don't worry.

Is it everything that you hoped it would be? Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. It's amazing.

Does he enjoy I mean he never had like a sleep problem. Yeah. I think a lot of people like wait for their babies to turn just so they can sleep on their stomach cuz they're like not sleeping well. You know, my king, 12-hour king, never is an issue.

Which way? Yeah. And now it's just like you put him to bed on one side, boom. Sometimes I check the camera, I'm like, "Are you even in there?" He's in the corner. Like, like I literally didn't see him. Just like a little bit of a panic attack, but motherhood is beautiful.

That's very exciting. We're all very proud of him. Yeah. It's kind of been like a big week for my family.

And he's sort of just like on his own time. Like he he's kind of like his mother in that sense.

Yeah. More like his father. I was going to say more like his aunt. His mother. Who's his aunt?

Margot. just like a little stubborn. Oh, I was going to say takes his time like his father.

Oh, right. Slow. That's very generous phrasing. Not lickety split like his mama showing up early.

I'm I was actually talking about this before we started. Like I'm so I don't know if people know this about me. Like I'm a chronically early person to the point of like borderline embarrassing. Like don't you have a family? Like I am everywhere 20 minutes early. Like always.

20 minutes is a long time. I a lot 30 minutes to get anywhere. Um and in New York it usually takes like 15 to 20. Um, now I'm like a commuter while I'm here and it's not that serious. But I am always always so early to the point where other people when they're on time I'm like, "You're actually late." Like we've been here all day.

Like I was actually early today whereas I'm usually like on time slate cuz you have a Velcro baby

cuz I have Thank you for understanding. Um, and I was still like after you. Like I saw your car and I was like, "Oh, I have to get here early." Like I was just early too.

Oh, you saw my car and I saw your car. I'm like, "Bitch is still before me." And I was early.

I am always early and I just I think it's now that we're talking about greatest strengths.

Oh, that is that's a good one to share with and it's true too. So I would say so if you like that and I want to be honest to my future employer. So yes, let's do mock interview. Ready? Okay. Three, two, one action.

So Claudia, we're really excited to interview you today for this position. I'm sorry that like your show

previous career didn't work out. Can you explain this 11year work gap? Can you explain this gap in your career?

Yeah. Um, you know, I can play and please do. Oh, sure. Sure. Um, you know, business is a funny thing, Miss Ashray. And oh, sorry, Mrs. Ashray, I know you have a Velcro baby at home. And might I say, you're looking mighty tasty today.

Um, when referring to my 11-year age gap, I feel as though, um, you should mind your own business. age gap when referring to the 11-year gap in my my resume. Um, I started a business and you know

what makes me such a great candidate for this job candidate risks. I take risks and I know failure and I wouldn't trust anybody who doesn't know failure. And as the great Taylor Swift once said, no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitire and that was me. But I guess I lost and now everyone knows I'm here interviewing for this job.

So you would say you were failing forward. Yeah. And there's no shame in failing your dreams.

Correct. And that's like a good thing. You should haron. I was pursuing my dreams when I'm young. That's the time to do Correct.

Um, what would you say are your greatest strengths in the workplace? You know, among my many strengths, of which there are many, I would say my greatest strength is my ability to manage time. I would say I'm a chronically online person, you know, as my great great grandmother once said,

you're chronically online. Did I say that? Radian slip. Chronically on time. I'm also chronically online and that's why you should hire me as your social media manager. Um, but I am a chronically on time person. As my great great grand once said, if you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. And if you're late, well, that's just unacceptable dear.

And what's your biggest weakness? As I'm sure you could surmise during this interview, I do really struggle to maintain direct, steady eye contact. It's something I'm very aware of and something that I actively work on in both my personal and professional life, but it is something that at times I do find challenging. That was a good answer. Why do you think that is? Dig deeper.

Um, it probably goes back to my childhood and never feeling like fully accepted by my [ __ ] older sister, if I'm being honest.

Yeah, Olivia, she's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you for your time today, Claudia. One of my weaknesses is I don't like touching other people.

Come on, give me a hand. No. What's Why the Why the left hand? It's just a reach for me. Like,

clammy. No, that's why you know why I don't want to shake hands with you. Oh, and to be clear, I don't even want this job. Okay, you're a [ __ ] and your office sucks and you have no snacks in the pantry. I checked.

Well, thank you for your time today. Thank you for your time today. Thank you more for your time.

Thank you the most. Thank you more than anybody. Why don't you break the microphone? You're like Ben.

He probably sat here yesterday. Oh, yeah. Ben did record in this studio yesterday. Should I spoil who their guest is just because I'm annoying and they got like the most famous person in the world on their podcast?

No, but give clues. Okay. Do better blank. That's it. Perfect clue. Perfect clue.

If you Oh, real ones will know. Yeah. It's only for real ones, RPK. It's only for real ones. Do better blank.

It's Davidson. That's my clue. Good clue. Thank you. Um, how are the stories today?

It's Dan Stevens. That's my clue. Oh. Oh. Should we just tell them who it is? No. No. Yeah. Dan Stevens is a great Oh, I love it. It's Lady Mary. The clue is lucky.

If you can't guess it, well, you'll just have to wait and see. Yeah. How are the stories for today? They are good. Like for a Thursday, we're going to continue to update the Celeb Mom talk drama.

Today is the day. Traitors premieres this evening. I've been seeing TikTok ads for it, so like it's not missing me.

Okay, great. I'm so excited. Oh, also, if all goes to plan, Redheads will be coming out today. We recorded yesterday.

I was downstairs. I heard the cackles from from below. It was really fun. The girls caught up. lots of like nonbook talk just catching up because it's been months

and we're hysterical. So whenever that drops you should listen to it. I think I will.

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Thank you, Cooji. You're welcome, Joi. Our first story, not really an update in the celebrity toxic mom group drama, but an adjacent update, which is that Hillary Duff is sharing a snippet of her risque new song amid the mom group drama. So, I do think she's like using all the visibility

as she should. As she should to her dis to her advantage to showcase her new song as she should. Everyone's talking about her. I'm talking about the song.

Yeah. Um, were you on the toast when her No, she had her first song come out called Mature. I think it was Ben and it was perfect cuz like Ben's obsessed with Hillary Duff and we were really hyping it up because before it came out, Hillary Duff's back in music. She's done amazing music and now she's married to this big time magazine editor Matthew Comey is one of the biggest music producers in the world. there's no way this could be a bad song. There's no way this could flop. And we were so wrong because the song Mature that she put out was genuinely like a bad song. Like AI actually could have made a better song.

Um, so for the second song, I had like little to no hopes and those hopes were met right where I was because the song is also really bad, but it also now has like kind of crazy lyrics. Mature did too kind of had like sexually explicit lyrics. This is a little bit more overt and it's also referencing an iconic moment in pop culture. So, please go on. So, she put out a snippet of the song where she's lip-s syncing to her own song in um

in a field. These are the lyrics, and unfortunately, I'm going to have to read them out.

Yeah. And it's giving Jackie had to read the lyrics to [ __ ] and like uh Oh, no. Bruno Mars.

Yeah, Bruno Mars. Yeah. Sex with uh Sexy Red or whatever. Your favorite artist.

Oh, Bruno announced he's dropping new music. Oh, really? Yeah. I think at the end of this week he has a new album called Romantic, I think it's called.

And Luke Holmes. And Luke Holmes. That's a story, of course. So, we'll talk about music at the end, but um Hillary Duff's new song, Here are the lyrics. I only want the beginning. I don't want the end. I want the part where you say, "Godamn." Back of a dive bar giving you head, then sneak home late. Wake up your roommates. I want the highlights 10 out of 10. The butterflies from holding your hand before we swept us under the bed and we practically became roommates. I'm touching myself by the front door. But you don't even look my way no more. If you thought I had trouble making eye contact before, I literally can't look at you after that.

Okay, let's get into it. It has to be done in order for you guys to understand.

Here's the thing. If you're going to be like very sexual in your music, a couple of things have to happen. So, I'd like to bring up two examples of women being sexy and where I think that they've done it right and what the difference is. First, you have you can't be so like overt, right? Like sometimes you're going to be a little bit more subtle. Like it took me a while to realize that Hilly Steinfeld's amazing song Love Myself is actually a song about masturbation. Like it actually took me probably a hundred listens before I realized and you know like that's good songwriting. Like it's innuendo I believe the kids call it. And the song itself was so amazing that like whatever she was saying it wouldn't have mattered. Now kind of a more recent reference wood by Taylor Swift which is a crazy song. His love was the key that opened my thighs. Right. Like

that's why you listen to the clean version. Yes. Normally the clean version is actually better and it goes to this sentiment.

Yes. But even so, even the the non-clean version, the song is so good. The like I actually like I don't care. I'm able to look past the cringey lyrics. The first couple of times it was hard.

The thing with Hillary Duff is she's doesn't have that subtle thing here. It's couldn't be more overt and it's sounds like one of the worst songs I've like ever heard. It sounds like a fake song. Um so having said all of that, it's going to be a no for me. Additionally,

I don't think this is a song put out by like someone who in their marriage like because she's talking about like the relationship going south and I'm sure she's talking about like you know a a classic theme that anyone could hypothetical

but I do also consider the artist and so I don't want to like unless you guys are getting divorced or like you're telling me about your marital issues I think that's weird to sing about.

Yeah. I think the weird thing here is that a seasoned pop star with hits under her belt in conjunction with a very seasoned music producer are unable to make anything happen. Like they're now two failed songs. And a lot of songs fail and for a million reasons, even good songs fail, right? It's it's the industry, Tik Tok, whatever. But this is just bad music. It's bad songwriting. It's bad beats. It's bad everything. And I'm shocked. That's the shocking part beyond the lyrics. Of course,

these aren't the lyrics of a happily married woman. And I believe she's happily married. Like her husband was just out here defending her. So it's like you're singing about nonsense,

right? Why not sing? Why not be authentic? The year of authenticity. Why not speak your truth, Hill? Or sing your truth

like Yeah. So that's for me in addition to the fact that it's it's not subtle. It's very like overt. And um

and also Grooy, I'm going to say one more thing. Okay. When it comes to like women talking about sexiness, it applies to men, too. Um, there are just certain people who do it better. And when I think of Hillary Dove, I think of so many things. And I don't think of like one of the first adjectives is like sexy. That's not who she's played. She's like fun girl nextdoor vibes.

Even the video that she put out is not cuz you she you could say like she's breaking free from Lizzy. Like she doesn't want to be Raise Your Voice anymore, even though who would ever run from that, right?

Um, but even the video itself is not cong the vibe of the video is not congruous with the vibe of the song. And I think that's also why Taylor Swift's wood was so hard for people to digest because she is not historically sexy. She's a lot of things, good things. You can't be all things, right?

So, someone who does it really well, I think in is the sexy woman of the sexy lyrics of

Let me sexy woman. I'm actually shocked she hasn't come up yet cuz we always talk about her in this context.

Who? Brener. Breener. Sabrina Carpenter is always singing about sex. Sometimes you know that and sometimes you don't. these days you know it too much and that's where the issue lies in the most recent album

in general. I was just listening to Taste in the Car and it's actually when you read very much into lyrics like it's a crazy song

but but she does it well. She does it well and it's a combination of aesthetic the photos even like you know everyone was talking about the hair being held the cover of her most recent album. That's her thing. Yes, that's a great example. Thank you for bringing that up. And so Hillary's just not that girl. And to like pivot to it so overtly and so quickly and it's not reading as authentic. Maybe that wasn't one of her New Year's resolutions.

Yeah. And I just feel like she's so successfully transitioned from like child actress to

musician to mom to actor like Yeah. to actor, like successful actress that what does putting out music now do for her? I do find it interesting when people totally um change lanes like for no reason. I feel like Ariana is doing that right now. You know, she's obviously in Wicked and now she's going to be in Meet the [ __ ]

Okay, so Meet the Faulers, they had Meet the [ __ ] 2, three, whatever. And now it's like the new one. Whereas I think Ben Stiller is the dad and his son is getting married to Ariana Grande. Something like that.

Okay, so she wants to be an actress, right? And it's like this is somebody who completely dominated the pop sphere and took you know it was she had done a complete turn from Nickelodeon star to successful pop star the biggest pop star in the world and now turning again. I always find it interesting uh and the opposite like Selena Selena doesn't sing ever and now she's like an actress Amelia Perez

and then she put out a song right like she Yeah. So I guess like you people can do whatever they want. It's just like it feels like they work so hard to break out of one box just to then like go back to it. Mhm.

But I guess like these people are crazy, you know, like we're talking about crazy people.

We're talking about crazy people doing crazy things. So us like searching for we want to do this thing forever,

right? Literally, we just different strokes for different folks. Correct. However,

I don't think Hillary Duff is a crazy person. No. Okay. So that's true. She's sort of grown up and I think why people love and respect her so much is she's grown up to be this really sound of mind individual for somebody who was so famous at such a young age. She has a great marriage, a stable home it appears. Um, good working work life balance. She's in hits like younger. She still has like things coming and and Yeah. Why someone would do so crazy when it appears that she's this really stable person. That's a good point.

Yeah. But anyways, stream I don't know what the song is called. I don't even think it's out yet.

Oh, and I'm sorry. Just when we're talking about her giving head, which we are talking about now because she said it, we have to talk about like the time she was paparazzi. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Giving head to her ex-husband right after they got engaged, right? There's like paparazzi pictures of him popping the question on the terrace, her smiling, giving him a hug, and then giving him head. Like, it's like, are you ready for our next story? Mhm.

Some adjacent news, but I can't figure out why it feels adjacent other than like they all live in Los Angeles. But Hillary Duff does lead me to Spencer Pratt. Maybe because of the song Come Clean.

Oh, that's why. Yeah, duh. Spencer Pratt is launching his campaign for LA mayor one year after losing his home in the wildfires. He says, "We're going to expose the system." If you've been following Spencer on social media for the last year since his home burned down, none of this is shocking because at first it was like talking about him personally, his family, the house, Heidi's music, and then it became, you know, larger than the Prattz. Um, and I just want to say I love this. You know, actually Spencer was the one who put me on to remember I was talking about that music care. Oh, no. Fire Aid.

Yeah. um that big festival that a lot of cities celebrities put on right after the fires to raise money. They raised $50 million um for the fire victims, Billy Isish, Dave Matthews, all these big people performed. And it turns out none of that money went to any victims. And Spencer was the one who put me onto like this investigation that a local news station was doing about where the money went. It went to like fake charities. Like it was really crazy. So he's just sort of been uncovering a lot of fraud.

Yeah, there's a lot of fraud in California to uncover. He's also spent the last year like railing against his mayor and his governor and all the people that failed LA during the fires and so yeah the next logical step is like well what about me

right and so I think a lot of people are like well you know he has no experience and it's just like what's more experience than losing your home in a wildfire like who's going to fight for the victims of of LA more than a victim you know

yeah but there are other things to running a are there right now like that's all there is like

yeah But think like but California and he's running for the mayor of just LA, right? Not like the governor of California. So it's really specific to like his hometown.

Yeah. Oh, and he's born and bred in LA, right? Yep. Yeah. Princes of Malibu. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Yeah. No, he doesn't have experience, but that doesn't mean he can't learn. Like sometimes, you know, experience is a good thing, but I think also that's how you get experience, right? Like

you have to you have to get a job to have a job. That's kind of the theme of today.

So it can really go both ways, you know? like sometimes you have no experience and you're not interested in getting experience and learning. But um I think in earnest he wants to help his city and he wants to make it

a great place to live and I think he's you know have all has all the right motivation. So I I endorse his bid if anybody's asking me. Yeah.

No, they're not. I don't live there. Who else is running for mayor? Cuz is Rick Caruso going to run again?

Right. There's always like lots of celeb like why do people know about the mayor of LA? like we don't live in LA because celebrities are always like taking stances and endorsing and all the celebrities endorse Rick Caruso. Um and he lost.

Um but he's also I've been seeing like he comes up on my TikTok a lot like doing a lot of podcasts.

Yeah, I see a lot of he's part of the rebuilding of the Palisades. That's like how he's a businessman. He owns like a bunch of real estate in the Palisades. So he's been talking about that. Um

I don't know if he's running. If he I have to assume if he ran he would win. But

Rick Yeah. Why? Well, because because he lost and the person he lost to was like responsible for a lot of the damage in the wildfires and the part of the LA that he was responsible for, Rick Caruso in a in the Palisades didn't burn down. Yeah. Sort of like

you would think logically, but but you but you never know. You never know. Um, so I do also think that Spencer and Heidi have a Hulu show, right? So hopefully this is being documented for the for the docu series.

Yeah. He told a crowd on Wednesday when he launched his bid. He said, "The system in Los Angeles isn't struggling. It's fundamentally broken. It is a machine decide to protect the pe to protect the people at the top and the friends they exchange favors with while the rest of us drown in toxic smoke and ash. Business as usual is a death sentence for Los Angeles and I'm done waiting for someone to take real action. That's why I am running for mayor.

Okay. Like I don't know anything about like what it takes to be a mayor, but I just want to say like I'm I'm compelled.

I think it takes like gusto and love for your city and a commitment to learn. I love that,

you know. Yeah. So, let's see what happens. I guess the mayoral election for there is November.

Okay. Early in the year. So, we've got we've got some time. We'll keep you a breast. Imagine.

I would love this turn for him. I know. It's like I feel like it's not that crazy. Like California made uh the Terminator, the governor.

Like that's actually crazy in hindsight. Was he the governor before the Terminator or the Terminator before the governor?

Terminator before governor. Okay. So, it's really crazy that could be him governor.

Yeah. It's not that crazy. Like I feel like he could do it. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Some romantic news. Shawn Menddees confirms his romance with Brazilian actress Bruna Mar Cuisine. And I did this story because

her name is Bruna. Let's talk about that. During a PDA filled LA outing, Sean has a new lady named Bruna.

Okay. Am I wrong in misremembering that Shawn Mendes like came out? Remember he was like Yeah. He was like on stage. He just was sort of talking about how like, you know, sexuality is a spectrum, the things you say before you come out. Um, and he didn't say like he was necessarily gay. I think he was more so leading that he's like fluid by whatever. Um,

I don't know. So, that still like leaves space for women for this. Yeah. For Bruna.

I just feel like we never followed up on that. I I certainly didn't. I forgot it if I ever knew that happened.

Yeah. I don't watch clips from Shawn Mendes's concerts. I I don't think you're alone in that. I think the

sometimes you're just up there and you're just saying stuff. Well, it's kind of scary to be in front of a crowd. Sometimes you just

and you're just like, I'm gay. Yeah, that's true. Although he does have experience. It was a small crowd. Actually, I feel like the trajectory of Shawn Mendes's career like could actually be studied. And do I am I always talking about it?

I don't know what the [ __ ] happened to Shawn Mendes. First of all, it's crazy that he became as famous as he did when he was from Vine. Not a lot of people remember that. Bruna.

Bruna. That's all Jackie can think about. It's just like every few seconds I just need to say.

Bruna. Bruda. Rudo. It's crazy that he was from Vine and then he got so famous. Like he was literally he was Harry Styles. And then also thinking about Harry Styles yesterday. What happened to him? Like

Bruno. I [ __ ] with you. That's That's actually true by the way. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Let me be your Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna. Let me be your Bruna. One and only.

One and only Bruna. I'm happy for Sean. He deserves love. Yeah. With Bruna. Don't we all deserve love with Bruna?

I hope they never break up. I hope they're in the press every single day. Just so you can say on your show, Bruna.

That's a beautiful name. Um, so yeah, I'm getting that like you don't want to talk about Shawn Mendes's career. going to talk about Char's career. Not even because I'm distracted by Bruna. However,

you hate me. No, I what I was going to say because I love you. If you have more to say on the matter, if you want to study it further, I will study it with you.

No, it's fine. I feel like there's a lot of pressure for like what I would say for the study.

Don't you just feel like he fell off? Like where the [ __ ] did he go? He was the biggest star in the world. That song, it isn't in my blood. So good.

I agree. He fell off. I from my perspective of someone who like knows nothing about Shawn Mandis, it felt like a Sean

choice. Agreed. Not like he's like clawing at something that won't have him. And where do you think um like Harry Styles is

working on what's next? Cuz we I remember when Harry was everywhere all at once with that tour that like never ended. We were like, "Harry, sit down. Harry, take a nap." And he did.

It's just been like a long nap. Yeah. I think he's probably working on new music and then he'll do it all again. But like you need the balance. I feel like he he doesn't want like that rockstar like all the time.

So when the money runs out, he'll come crawling back and him and Krabbit. It's still going strong.

Yeah. Cute. Yeah. Channing has a lady. They just celebrated their oneyear anniversary.

A youth. Oh, she's a youth. I believe she's quite youthful. Okay. I I like him. So as long as the lobe is there. That's the thing about me and I feel like I came to this realization like a little while ago on the podcast because I would say things and people well you said it different about someone you know and yeah I did and I would used to try to like

do it again. Yeah. Like I used to try to like bend over backwards to be like well I said and you know what normalize having different rules for different people like

so like even though chatting Tatum's the same age as Tom Brady right that's exactly what I was thinking

chatting Tatum and Alex Earl we would love obviously like I don't know just some people are different and I feel like we should celebrate the uniquity of all different people.

It's true like we're not all the same. It's what we said like if Kelly Clarkson got a DUI like that would be okay.

She obviously needed it. Look at what she's been through. Like her toxic divorce and now her ex-husband passing away. Like

sometimes you need to have a martini and go for a drive. Okay. But Justin Timberlake,

not [ __ ] cool. Think about public safety. Like actually jail. Yeah. Prison. Yeah.

Cuff them up. Lock her up. Throw away the key. Bruna. Brunana. What's her name?

Brunana. What's her name? Brunana. What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? Say yeah. Thank you, Shawn Mendes,

for bringing and what does Bruna do? Like, who is she? A Brazilian actress. I need to watch some of her movies.

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Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. Our next story, Splitzville for Ali Wong and Bill her. After two years of dating, over two years, they have split. These are two that I kind of thought were going to be together forever. It just seemed to make a lot of sense. They they passed the two-year threshold and sailed off into the sunset and then came back and broke up.

Yeah. I kind of like didn't know they were together cuz there was like a year-long period, no, a couple of years where Bill her was like seen out with a bunch of different famous women who were like, in my opinion, a little bit out of his league. There was Anna Kendrick. There was Rachel Bilson

and Ali Wong. And I just wasn't sure who the most recent one was. I kind of thought it was Rachel Bilson. So, I can't really mourn a loss I didn't know was still thriving. And apparently it wasn't.

But I do feel like there are people out there that are going to be taking this really hard.

Oh, yeah. Like quirky people. Quirky comedy follower followers of comedy. Yeah.

Um who are really wrapped up in this and really have to unwrap themselves. And I just feel like Bill her um like what preceded you'll be able to answer this question. What preceded Bill Hater is like dating a couple of women out of his league.

Train wreck. Yeah. I think he should send um Amy Schumer like a thank you card for like making everyone in the world think Bill Hater was cute because before that he was just like the funny guy like period.

Yeah. I don't think anybody thought about him in a romantic or sexual way. And when Amy cast him for like her first big movie I was definitely like okay curious choice. And I was wrong. And in that movie, he's so cute and

and very desirable. Yeah. And he's like this doctor and he's working on Marie Stadier's knee and it's just it's attractive. And then he went and dated Rachel Summer Roberts from the OC. That never would have happened without Amy Schumer. So I just I hope he thanks her. The way that like the way that Taylor Swift sends Kelly Clarkson flowers every year on the anniversary of the date that Kelly Clarkson tweeted like, "Hey, Taylor, I'm sorry that you don't have your masters. Why don't you re-record them?" And it was just like this earnest thing and now she sends Kelly flowers every year. I feel like on the day that train wreck came out, Bill Hater should send Amy Schumer flowers.

Agreed. Maybe he does. Maybe people in movies just do that for other people in movies.

No, actually what I've learned as like a sick person obsessed with celebrities is like the way that movies mean the world to us like means nothing to them. It was just like a week of work for them. Do you know what I mean?

Cuz I remember I forget what I was one of my favorite Gwennneth Paltro movies is um Up in the Air. Have you ever seen it?

Yeah, the flight attendant. Flight attendant movie. And it was like this random one movie with Kelly Preston. It's like star-studded and I think she was on Watch Live or somewhere where they brought it up and you could tell like she maybe had even forgotten that she did the movie. When you've done so many movies and it's just work for you. It's not like culture. They literally don't care.

Yes. But on the other hand, when they're on the press tour for the movie, they they make you think.

Yeah. And they're like, "This character just was will stay will stay with me forever.

Spoke to me." And in a year, they're going to be like, "What was that character's name?"

Yeah. So, I guess they are professional liars. That's what acting is. Being deranged. Yeah.

Yeah. Being a crazy crazy person. Thinking you're someone else, right? And like lying to everyone for a year cuz like more often than not, years down the road, that movie that meant the world to you. Your favorite actress like probably doesn't even know that they were in it. And I say this is like I love Gwennneth and she literally had no idea. Maybe it wasn't up in the air cuz I actually feel like either she was talking. Whatever. Maybe that's maybe I'm lying. So just like

it happens all the time. I agree with you. They were like, "Wait, was I in that?" That happens all the time on Watch Live. That's funny because they go into the vault.

Yeah. And they're like, "Wait, what? You have to like study your own career in order to have a good performance on Watch Live."

Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. An aforementioned story, which is that Luke Holmes announces his new album, The Way I Am, coming out. He set his release for his sixth studio album, including a new track, Sleep Us in a hotel room, which dropped yesterday. Um, with an announcement. He said, "It's been a long process getting this thing going, but I'm really proud of this record. I've loved the song Sleepless in a hotel room for a long time and it's been awesome to see how excited for the fans are for that one as well. This is his first fulllength album since 2024's Fathers and Sons, which was really for

it was like an It was a moment in time for people who could relate, which was literally me. Um, but not like banger season.

We haven't had like a banger album since the album before Fathers and Sons, which was what and which was released when?

Uh, growing up and getting older. So, it was getting older. Those were the two albums and that was released probably 2023. So,

it's been a minute and you know what? I just want to say I'm ready. Like I'm spending a lot of time in my car. Like I'm ready.

Oh yeah. I wanted to ask you like what do you think about commuter life? I know that you like commute at home but you're in an Uber. Like you don't play your music. Like what do you think about like driving with your music and coming into the office?

So at home I really like going to work. Like the city's on fire especially when you're doing like commuter hours. Um here like it's definitely annoying to have to like load up my car. Um, I can't lie. Like you're asking me a question that I don't have like a fully formed. Like I don't know. I haven't thought about

You're not enjoying the experience like listening to your music. No. Windows down.

Maybe once I have a new Luke album I will. Windows down. I haven't like thought much about it honestly.

Oh, okay. I guess we're not having like this to me. Like commuting is simply just like a means to an end.

Just like getting from A to B. Yeah. You're not like enjoying the journey. It's about the destination.

Actually, when I get in my car, it is about the destination. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll just [ __ ] off.

No, no, like my commuter energy. Don't. Your commuter energy looks mighty tasty.

I don't know if I'll ever get over the fact that you said that. I feel like as a community, we're not talking about it enough.

I think the community will talk about it. What should we name today's episode? Looking Mighty Tasty.

Looking Mighty Tasty, which we do, you know. Um, hello. Like, look at me. Strengths and weaknesses. Bruna.

Bruna. Oh, Bruna. How is Bruna? Bruno was wearing a cone over the Christmas break.

Yes, he was wearing a cone for a few weeks. I would post the comb but not explain what happened.

Yeah, you were rage baiting everyone, I guess. So, I just like didn't want to take the time to Also, Zach took him to the vet, so I didn't have a full understanding. All I knew is that they wanted to charge me thousands for brut.

Yeah, Jackie's on to Big Pet. You guys, Big Pet is out of control. If I wasn't on fortunate that you are on to big pet with a pet who happens to have just like a lot of random health issues.

I know but that's why I'm on to big pet. That's why it has to be you've seen the underbelly.

But if it were up to big pet I would have spent four grand on Bruno over the Christmas break. I was able to get the bill down to like a couple hundred like like 200 max dollars.

Um he wasn't able to keep one eye open for a few days. At first I did think he was being dramatic and that would clear up on his own. But what actually happened was one night he threw up in the middle of the night and there was red in his throw up. So I was like, "Oh, my baby can keep an eye open. He's throwing up blood." Great time. Time to go to the vet. Obviously, this is the end,

right? For rip Bruda. Um, so we went to the vet and they said the eye thing is like an ulcer thing. They'll give him drops and it'll cure up. He threw up last night. That was unrelated. I was like, "Oh, the two things are unrelated. Zach, get out of here." Like I just thought it was like a combo of disastrousness. And then upon reflection in the photos of the vomit, we concluded that it wasn't throw up. It wasn't blood. It was He probably just ate some strawberries.

Red dye. Number five. Yeah. Right. So he wasn't throwing up blood. It was just like Bruno likes to throw up in the night. That's his favorite time to throw up. And he loves to do it on a rug when the hardwood is right there.

Okay. So that's like a universal dog thing. They love to They have the courtesy to hop out of your bed to throw up. I think it's more comfortable for them. But just taking that one extra step onto the hardwood is too much.

He literally threw up in both corners of the rug. Um, which was really special. Meant a lot to me and to Zach who did clean it up. Uh, so he threw up normal cuz you know he likes to eat acorns in the backyard and then throw up in the middle of the night. That's like Bruno's thing.

And his eye was just like a little ulcer which he needed drops for. And then he needed to wear a cone so that he wouldn't paw at the drops because if he did he could go blind which I do feel like is Bruno's next era. Like the blind Bruno era. think of the like content.

I think Bruno needs a patch first of all and then I know people would say, "Why didn't you get him the cozy cone?" So, I ordered Bruno a cozier cone cuz anything for my baby boy. Um,

and he could still paw himself. Then Margot came to my house and she was like, she was

animal control like she was beside herself that we would keep him in this cone. It's so big like the injustice of it all. So, she took it upon herself to order him a cone and again it was not the right cone. So she like everyone can understand like Bruno had to be in this huge cone

and that was Bruno's reality. Now they did want me to get blood work for Bruno.

Yeah. Just in case he was throwing up blood and I said, "You know what? Let me see if he throws up again and then we can order the blood.

The money." Yeah. And he did not throw up again cuz I know my boy. They don't know Bruno. They see all these symptoms and they're like raising the alarm. Like this is Bruno doing Bruno things. Like he has a new baby at home. Of course, he's going to try and go for some attention,

right? A Velcro baby. Bruno is a Velcro baby. All my babies are Velcro babies. It's true.

I love him. Well, that's our show. That's our show. So, thank you for all your well wishes towards Bruno. It meant the world to him.

Tomorrow's our final episode of the week. I mean, that flew. You think so? Yeah, cuz I was having so much fun.

Oh, I was definitely having fun, but I guess it was just like, you know, my first week back. Well, it's not a week, but there was just a lot going on. So I felt like every day felt like a full day.

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Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026"?

Jackson Claude (Host), Jackie (Guest).

What is "Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026" about?

The discussion centers around the hosts' humorous take on personal discomfort with maintaining eye contact during conversations and interviews. They share personal anecdotes and opinions on how such traits might be perceived in a professional setting, mixing light-hearted banter with reflections on social interactions.

What is mentioned in this The Toast episode?

10 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Bruna, Shawn Mendes, Neutrifall, Little Spoon, Amy Schumer, Jackson Claude. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026"?

The episode runs 50 min; the transcript is about 11,807 words in 287 timestamped sections.

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