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No, I'm Shy: Wednesday, January 7th, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "No, I'm Shy: Wednesday, January 7th, 2026", an episode of The Toast published January 7, 2026 (57 min, about 13,202 words). It mentions 14 people, works and ideas, including Matthew Coma, Game Time, Ashley Tisdale, Hillary Duff, Haley Khalil.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Jackie O, Jackson Claude
  2. – 25:00: Matthew Coma, Ashley Tisdale, Hillary Duff
  3. – 30:00: Ashley Tisdale, Chris Martin, Hillary Duff, Matthew Coma
  4. – 35:00: Haley Khalil, Haley Bailey, Matt Khalil
  5. – 40:00: Haley Bailey, Page Six
  6. – 45:00: Game Time
  7. – 50:00: Warner Brothers Discovery, Page Six

Notable quotes from "No, I'm Shy: Wednesday, January 7th, 2026"

  • Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
    about Jackson Claude · at
  • Now Matthew Coma is responding to Ashley Tisdale's toxic mom group essay with a clapback of his own. He posted for those who don't know Matthew Ka is Hillary Duff's husband.
    about Matthew Coma · at
  • A movie after her decision to consciously uncouple from her husband Chris Martin. So, Gwyneth Paltro went on Good Hang with Amy Polar.
    about Chris Martin · at
  • Ex NFL pro Matt Khalil sues his ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage. So, M Cleo was formerly married to influencer Haley Bailey.
    about Haley Khalil · at
  • According to in a statement to Page Six, Haley Bailey said, the lawsuit is a shock. She said, The truth is in the original live stream, which is still live on Marlin's YouTube account. I.
    about Page Six · at
  • Concerts, go to sports. like those are some of my favorite memories in my life are going to live events and Game Time makes it so easy to get tickets. So, not only is the Game…
    about Game Time · at
  • Warner Brothers Discovery rejects Paramount's latest takeover offer. Says it's still insufficient compared with the Netflix deal. So, the song remains the same. Warner Bros. Discovery has.
    about Warner Brothers Discovery · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Matthew Coma — Person · 4 mentions · first at
  • Ashley Tisdale — Person · 3 mentions · first at
    Now Matthew Coma is responding to Ashley Tisdale's toxic mom group essay with a clapback of his own. He posted for those who don't know Matthew Ka is Hillary Duff's husband.
  • Hillary Duff — Person · 3 mentions · first at
    Clapback of his own. He posted for those who don't know Matthew Ka is Hillary Duff's husband.
  • Haley Khalil — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Haley Bailey — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage. So, M Cleo was formerly married to influencer Haley Bailey.
  • Jackson Claude — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Jackie O — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Hope everybody's feeling especially humpy. to get your pillow humping saddles because it's Jackie O. Hey Jax, how you doing?
  • Chris Martin — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Matt Khalil — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Ex NFL pro Matt Khalil sues his ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage. So, M Cleo was formerly married to influencer Haley Bailey.

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Full transcript with timestamps

Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. First hump day of the new year. I hope everybody's feeling especially humpy. to get your pillow humping saddles because it's Jackie O. Hey Jax, how you doing?

Hey Cooji, I'm doing good. We are once again sympatico today you guys. We are not planning this. We're both wearing blue.

We're both wearing blue. I told you I keep it cash on a Wednesday. So I'm wearing this new cute sweater I got.

Some people do casual Fridays. Jackie does casual Wednesday. That's when I need a break in my week from all the formality. All the collars.

You are wearing a color but okay. It's a colored sweatshirt. It's like a quarter zip

and I feel cozy. You look cozy. You look gorgey. Thank you so much. I love that we're on the same wavelength of blue.

Yeah, ceruan. It's a blue sort of day. You were wearing a sweater handpicked by the pe handpicked for you by the people in this room.

I love that for me. Yeah. I feel like this actually is what Meredith, whatever her name was talking about, Priestley. Like I'm wearing a blue shirt from Amazon. And at one point, this blue was handpicked for me by the people in that room.

No. the fact that we think it's a coincidence that we're just wearing this blue when so many decisions and people went into the fact that we're both wearing this blue today.

1,000%. That will go down in history as like one of the greatest reads of all time. That and Porsche um

Kenya Moore. No. Why can't Why am I having a stroke? Fedra Fedra to Kenya. Right. So you could have a child so he could get a Coke. Like literally read of the century. There's a couple in the Hall of Fame. Oh, of course. Pretty much I would let Gemma know. That's probably number one.

Yeah, definitely Hall of Fame parts. Yeah, we could do a whole episode on that. Patreon.

Love that. Um, today's Wednesday. We've got great stories. Matthew Com's putting his foot in the uh celebrity mom saga, officially making it not fun. Um,

what other the stories? Uh, Gwennis on a podcast. That's always good. Bits and bobs. My like headline news today of like my personal life is that Max is two months old today.

Oh my god. Okay, let's take a trip down memory lane. It's funny how you really stop like counting weeks and months when you know after like second baby, third baby, you just like count less and less. Um, someone

Are you doing pictures like Oh, no. I didn't even do those for Harry. I didn't I started doing them for Harry like the first month, second month, and then I dropped off and it like made me feel really guilty that I didn't do it. And knowing that I would never have done that like first, second baby, third baby, like why would I do like I'm so I've forgiven myself. Like

it's a new mom thing. Like if you're going to do it, you're only going to do it with your first. But I'm glad to know you didn't do it either.

I didn't do it. Um I have a couple pictures of like month one, month two. They do nothing for me. Like they're not like I have better

pictures that just like them at the beach. Yeah. Like the milestone and like to get them to pose on the blanket like it's very difficult.

It feels very stage mom too to remember where you put all like the circles that you're going to put around to remember where the blanket is on the day.

Not for me. Yeah. Okay. I'm glad. Um, but the other day like someone asked me like how many weeks Max was and I'm like seven, eight joggers. I don't know.

I think he's joggers years old. I think he is joggers years old. And also, you know how the bump app when you're done being pregnant like it starts giving you your toddler, your baby is one week old, 2 weeks old because I went flex past my due date

and I never updated the bump app. like they were sending they just assumed I gave birth on my due date and they were like sending me like

his gestational his gestational age like on the wrong day. So I was like between weeks

so just like kind of advanced. So today I get to like call it two months. Zach actually reminded me,

right? Of course. Like you're a business owner. You're a the like you can't remember every date.

But yeah, two months is major. Major. Well, congrats on making it 2 months. Thank you.

That's also like I used to be like, "Okay, yeah, the baby's 2 months. I have breastfed for 2 months. That's the real milestone.

Yes, it is a fabulous milestone. Congrats. And um yeah, two months. Huge. Yeah, it's it's not the biggest one. Like 3 months is a really big one.

Well, actually two months they do say technically like the newborn phase is 8 weeks. That's what people say.

Oh, I've heard 12 weeks 3 months. I thought it was 12 weeks 3 months obviously, but you're only considered a newborn at like the 8 weeks.

No, but 8 weeks is a milestone like in life in for baby. But no, newborn stage is three months. I'm just let

everything is like 0 to three. I'm just letting you know what I heard. Also, it's if it's the fourth trimester, the trimesters are roughly 12 weeks.

Simply letting you know what I heard. Simply letting you know the misinformation that you won't to

you guys. I'm not the only person who says this. I can't wait for the comments. You're like, "No, I heard that too." Like, I'm telling you, I I it's like what people say

on this huge platform. Well, the bump app didn't say it. Like, you're no longer a newborn.

Should we ask chat? Okay, let's settle this with chat. Even though our if we both put it into chat,

how long is a baby considered a newborn for it probably give us different answers.

Wow. What a baby's considered a newborn from birth until 28 days. 4 weeks. Okay. Okay.

Four weeks. So 1 to 3 months is often called an infant and then 3 to 12 is still an infant but no longer a newborn.

So three being the pediatricians use four weeks. Okay. That's wrong. Okay. So you didn't understand the question.

Chad is getting so dumb. I'm actually like thinking about making the switch too.

I've heard good things about Grock. Is there a Grock app or tweet the question?

No, that's the thing. I always thought Grock was like a part of Twitter. I'm like, okay, well, I'm not going to like tweet out my thoughts. That would be so embarrassing. Like, what is oneplus 3? So, uh then I heard Grock has a an extra app, like something separate is what I heard.

Okay. Yeah, try it. What are you doing? I'm hearing like a little echo. Oh, I thought you were messing with my headphones.

No, I would never do that to I know how important your headphones are to you. Well, yeah, they are.

I'm hearing a little echo. I think maybe you're just like having like postpartum paranoia.

I just am hearing a vibration on the table. Maybe you're just like, "Am I screaming?

You're shaking the roof off this place." Am I screaming? No. I mean, if I'm the only one, then ignore me. Maybe I should put my headphones on.

Maybe she's experiencing postpartum psychosis. Even though I was um I've heard it starts at two months. Even though I was like feeling my hair do

No, you look super cute. jump with the headphones on. Like, okay, she said, "Don't put the headphones on."

It's actually a crazy thing to like make a major change to your look in the middle of the podcast because we look at the monitors before we're comfortable. Even if we don't love it, like we know it, it's familiar to make a big shift like putting your hair up or taking your hair down in the middle of the podcast. It's just not done.

Okay. So, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to ignore whatever I'm hearing the voices in my head.

Listen, just a little schizophrenia, you know? Yeah. But it's there. It's They're real.

It's kind of like the Lord. It's always with you. Like you, Jesus. Yeah. So I have this thing where like and most of the time I wear my hair down middle part like most of my hair in front and when I try to like describe this Luke it's not like a style and I call it the Jesus look because this is how Jesus Christ wore his hair straight middle part. I have a cowick. The only thing

hair in front the only thing separating me from Jes like behind the ear. Yeah. The only thing separating me from Jesus is I have a calick and he doesn't. So I'm like that's what's stopping me from having a perfect middle part.

A perfect Jesus look. Where's your calic? Oh, you don't know about my calic in the back.

Yeah. So, like I would say the first twothirds of my part are dead center straight and then the back.

Do not look at the back of my part. I don't look at the back of my part. It's none of my business.

It goes sideways. The back of your head is none of your business. If God wanted you to see it, he would make it visible to you.

Right. He would give me eyes over there. He give you eyes in the back of your head.

What is that from? The back of your head is ridiculous. Like a sketch. Yeah, but like from what show?

Like something? Not SNL. Can I have your number? Yeah. What's that? It's um It's like Mad Mad TV. Mad TV. Yep. Good job.

That was everything to me growing up. Like was it? Oh my That sketch. You were watching Mad TV.

No, I was watching that sketch on YouTube. That's so funny as a young child. Not me like quoting Mad TV. I've never seen that show.

And also like Kian Peele. I've never seen that either. But people are always like

Jay Quell. Yeah, you are that skit Aaron. Like you read things phonetically like you read things phonetically so that Yeah. Like toast. Welcome to the toast.

A r. Yeah. There's a key and sketch. Ben was like I'm Jquwellin. You're Jay Quellin. I'm a Claudia. Claudia.

You can't really [ __ ] that up. You could. No. Yeah. I'm saying as a [ __ ] uper. Yeah. Claudia is pretty straightforward.

Aaron. I love that. Whitney Leavit. Whitney Leavit. Correct. tailored different.

Yeah, that's This is such a phonetic show. It is. It's hooked on Bonnie. Why are you looking at me like that?

I don't know why. You are looking at me weird, right? I'm not. I just like have a lot going on. I put on headphones. Yeah. Is everything okay?

Are we still stable? It's giving the integrated interface today. Like you're being weird.

I'm not. But how do my headphones look without like I just, you know, I don't like to talk about the show so much. Like

I actually agree with that. It's not like my favorite thing. You look gorgeous.

That's why I was just trying to like wing it. I feel blind. So, it was crazy for you to put the headphones on in the middle of the show.

I feel like a blind person. Okay. Should we turn the monitor on and like just to take a look even though I don't really care about like my looks on the show right now because if I did I would be like

We can't be in a place I'd be very unhappy. Right. We can't be in a place where we're

but I do like want to make sure that I'm not alalfa. You're not alalfa. You don't have like a big hair sticking out of your head.

Alpha is such a good reference. Agreed. What is that? Little rascals. Um yeah. Okay. Adorable.

Yeah. Anybody who's ever had like one hair out of place is an alpha alpha. Alpha energy this year, you know.

Alpha ate with that. Cuz one thing about Alpha Alpha, he didn't give a [ __ ] And he was not a shallow person or else he would have sllicked his [ __ ] hair back.

Yeah. You know, no, but I think like the sprout was the look. I also think the sprout was symbolic, like a a metaphorical sprout cuz he was constantly blooming where he was planted and he was a leader.

Yeah. A leader in his community, a role model for young men today. And those rascals needed leadership.

That movie's really good. Little rascals. It is. I get it confused with Little Giants, which Olivia's family's obsessed with it. I don't think I've seen that one.

You have the annexation of Puerto Rico. Oh, the annexation of Puerto Rico. Yeah.

Yeah. Always a sleigh constantly. What do you think about the annexation of Puerto Rico?

You mean in terms of your political your geopolitical ideologies? I feel like whatever situation we have now like seems to be working for everyone.

And when you say the annexation of Puerto Rico, what does that mean? Like they're on their own. They're no longer with us.

No, no, no. It would we would annex them completely. There would be a state. Oh, no. I don't think that's necessary. And I don't think they want that either.

Do they pay taxes? No. That's why the Paul brothers live there. So, what do what does the US gain from their partnership?

I know US citizens can travel to that beautiful place without a passport. That's definitely huge.

That's major. I think there's, you know, some trade. Some trade. Um, and then I actually recently had lunch, not recently, like 10 years ago. uh had lunch with a native Puerto Rican and she was explaining that like they don't want it either. They're happy with the way that it is. Like it's good.

It seems like everybody's happy. Yeah. It's not like something that gets talked about a lot.

Yeah. So, let's like let Sleeping Dogs lie. Viva Puerto Rico, you know, as as I'm always saying.

So, we will not annex Puerto Rico any further. Then has already been annexed. There is chat about annexing Hawaii.

Hawaii is a state. Oh, sorry. Anti-anixing. What's the opposite? Deanex. Deanic

like when you just like set them free. There's chatter about that on Tik Tok and I think the people of Hawaii are actually down. Like they do not want to be apart anymore.

I could understand that. And when you look at a map and I only recently learned how random the location of Hawaii is and how like not with us they are. And I, you know, I would be down for that. Like and I have no stake if that's what they want. Like I think that would probably be good.

I would be open to the idea because geographically it doesn't make a ton of sense.

Same. Let's talk about Alaska. Yeah, but I just feel like the people in Alaska are very much the elk of Americans and I feel like the people of Hawaii like they never really wanted to be with us and there they've like they speak their own language, their own culture.

I don't know the backstory, but something about it like does make sense. But Alaska, you know, is geographically closer to Russia.

Yeah. Continental US. Nobody talks about the cultural impact of Sarah Palin on like the Alaskan people because to me Alaska is so American. Like somebody from Alaska was almost vice president. You know what I mean? like, "Oh, I thought you were going to say because she put us on to the fact that they're close to Russia when she said she could see Russia from her window."

1,000%. That actually was crazy if she could see Russia. But then it like wound up being like kind of applicable a couple years ago when like Russia was in the mix against like wait part of

Let's go to Sarah's house to see what's happening. Part of us, the US is very close to Russia and at risk of Russian retaliation.

Right. And then I feel like I wasn't old enough to really understand at the time how crazy it was that Bristol Palin got pregnant during that time. Yeah,

that was shocking. That was a cultural shift. It was. And I didn't really understand it. I still don't. But

what's to understand like how crazy it was, but like at the time when her mom was running for vice president, is that right?

And I feel like it was an episode of VEP, like when they all found out. Like they were probably freaking.

Yeah. So that's your geopolitical segment for the day. Can't wait to read all the com hate comments coming from Hawaii. Hawaii is like a very touchy subject.

Okay. Yeah. At least it is on TikTok. I could I could see why and I don't know enough about it to touch on it in the touchiness.

All I know is that I stand with the people of And don't call it Hawaii. Hawaii.

Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I support I support I also support you. I support us. I support the past five. And that's my segue for today.

You want to get into the stories? Yeah. Okay. Let's get into No, I do. I just like know how much love there is for the prefast five banter and as a people pleaser I just like want to give the people what they want.

Let's keep going. But when I reflect on what more I have to give to the prefast five banter, nothing like really comes to mind.

I personally had shifted because I was running on empty like talking about Bristol Balin. Okay. So, if you do want to continue it, you are just going to have to like tell me what you want to talk about.

I'm going to have to go it on my own. No, no, no. I'll be there for you, but you are gonna have to like provide the the topics

for sure. Now, it's just like a lot of pressure that like what I have to say is more interesting than the fast five. But you know what? I feel like as always, the fast five are a conduit to more banter,

a gateway, and if there's anything that comes up, I will feel free to use my voice in my platform and make mention of it.

And I know you're always feeling shy, so don't like just You're shy, you guys. No, no.

I recently discovered that's it. That's all I'm gonna say that Claudia is shy. Okay, sure. Fine. You know what?

I've always been the one who's worn my shyness on my sleeve. Like, I'm always like, I'm shy. And I mean that. Like, I am shy.

I recently learned about my sister that she is shy. Okay. Yeah, I'm shy. Jackie wants to throw me into like the most craziest social situation. And then I was like, uh, I kind of don't want to. And she was like, you're shy. Like, okay, sure. What happened?

I'm shy. Sure. I don't want to get into it cuz I'm sure. You know what? CUZ YOU'RE TOO SHY TO GET into it.

Yeah, I'm shy. I'm shy, everyone. Claudia shy. You got me. I'M THE BIG SHY GIRL.

I never would have thought. Just call me shy. That I am less shy than you. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. You guys, I'm shy. Like after all these years, how you don't know that about me is insane.

You So you agree? You think you're really shy? Yeah, I'm shy. Okay. I'm shy. Hi, I'm shy. What's your name?

Less shy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. less shy. Still shy, but less than I'm so shy. I mean,

my whole life I've described you, I'm like, "My sister Claudia, she's so outgoing and moisturized, like life."

And all of this because Jackie like was encouraging me to like do something so insane. And by the way, I'm I did it. I We can't get into the details.

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Mom talk 2.0. This is like mom talk for people on reals. This is mom talk for celebrities. That's what I said yesterday.

No, but like the content, it's like for people on reals. It's not on Tik Tok. I feel like I'm missing stuff on Tik Tok.

Sammy Ryan like posted a Tik Tok. Who's that? She's the member of the mom group with tattoos.

Oh, what did she say? And she was like lip syncing to me the Stallion like [ __ ] you up like like you're the worst. I hate you. Love that.

Just kidding. But it was like a Megan the Salon lyric that was like cut it clapping back perhaps.

I don't know. Now Matthew Coma is responding to Ashley Tisdale's toxic mom group essay with a clapback of his own. He posted

for those who don't know Matthew Ka is Hillary Duff's husband. Hillary Duff's husband. He's like a music wonder.

Allegedly. He's always in the news for things that he says. He's very opinionated.

Yeah. I feel like we're always talking about him. not like as regards to his work, but just he's always like starting stuff. He loves to be snappy. He uses social media. I feel like a lot of the times where Hillary can't speak or won't speak, she speaks through him cuz I have to imagine what he posted was sanctioned by Hill.

Well, I don't think she could stop him, but like I do. No, I don't think so. Like, you can't stop Matthew Coma. He really pops off often.

Yeah. And here he goes again. and he posted a picture of himself and like photoshopped a fake headline on top that like looked like the cut article and said, "When you're the most self-obsessed, tonede-af person on earth, other moms tend to shift focus to their actual toddlers." So, it seems as though he's calling Ashley Tisdale the most self-obsessed tonedeaf person on Earth and other moms

and that's why started leaving her out because they were focusing their shift to their actual toddlers.

Now, this kind of feels like what we said yesterday, like they just weren't vibing with her and they decided to move on. And so up until this point, I was very much like team the other women. But something about like your husband stepping in like this is very much like a women's issue. I kind of get the ick like

I appreciate cuz we didn't need to know. We really did. I appreciate the clarity. Um and Camp Tisdale seems to be backtracking and saying this is about another mom group that Ashley's in, not the celebrity mom group, even though she literally doesn't follow half of them on Instagram now. They were like best friends forever. They all went to Ohigh. I learned more about the situation after the episode yesterday looking at like who the people are. Um

and the girls who like I would think would be like the mean ones in this situation. There was like one girl. I'm like oh it's totally her. She doesn't follow them. So like obviously there's bad blood. Now her publicist is trying to say no it's a different group. Wait so she has bad blood with two groups. That's weird

right? And Matthew Coma is bringing it back to say no no no this is the Hillary Duff group. And it's very much Duff v. Tisdale. The Tisdale response is so strange because it's clear like all she wanted was attention about this story. She wrote about it not once but twice. Posted about it like multiple times and she got the attention that she wanted. Now we're all looking into what she's saying and the results aren't what I think she had hoped because I don't think most people are on her side. So now she's backtracking. It's like very weird pick me behavior and I'm getting the vibe that like as we predicted she definitely seems insufferable. That's what Matthew Ka is kind of saying to us.

But it already didn't like feel like so much like a fair fight because it's like all the girls against one and now like her husband's getting involved. It feels like housewives like when the husband gets involved and like nobody else's husband involved. It gives me the ick. I don't know. I'm not like loving I like that Matthew Ka responded and like confirmed like yes this is about this group and they left her because she sucks. But I don't know when a boy gets involved it's like what are you doing here?

I agree like pick on someone your own size. Like men and women's sports agree. This is a man in women's sports. It's true. like it's it's just not for you. And I feel like the second he got involved, at first I saw it, I was like, "Ooh, juicy." And then the more I sat with it, I'm like, I am no longer having fun.

Yeah. I appreciated the initial juice. And you know what? Like I just This came from Hillary. Like I don't agree with you that like anything he posts is not sanctioned by her. Like she's so famous. Um so she was okay with him.

I don't think she like wrote it herself. I think she was like, "Babe, I'm going to post this." And she was like, "Sure, whatever." I literally don't think she cares. Um, and I just wish like if they were gonna respond like one none of the women respond.

It would have gotten just Ryan seems to have. Yeah. But in a very thinly veiled way like a la you could say like, "Oh, I just like this song."

Just like we were talking about Briana Chicken Fry, right? You can a lip-sync doesn't This is a very clear it's a cut. It's clearly about um and so I just wish someone else had posted it. That's like the only thing up until this point I was like riding for the other girls.

You feel like devil's advocate for Ma K's advocate here. Like if someone is trashing your wife,

don't you feel like it's could be a husband's responsibility to step in and like defend your wife?

I do. Like if someone was like writing articles about you and how you were their feelings. Yeah.

I would love to see Ben step up and call them the most insufferable person on earth. I would respect that.

Okay. That's actually true. Yeah. And I actually think that's a great example because like Hillary's super famous and like Matthew's famous but like less. Very similar to men and I. Um so the dynamics do apply. I know sometimes we make a rep like analogies and they don't This is a perfect analogy. I am Hillary Duff of the podcast.

Former friend of yours who's a w and now she's crying on a press tour crying talking about her feelings

and like no Ben has to get in there and check that because like you're too big and too famous and like you're not going to respond to this.

It's beneath me. This sad little person. But it's not beneath my less famous husband.

Yeah. And like men should stick up for their wives. No. You know what? You're 100% right. Something about like men getting involved in women fighting the housewives fan in me. Well, the thing is you can't apply it to housewives. Actually, that's that's really great that you bring that up because the housewives are like have a set of rules that they abide by and it's no husbands because if the husbands up their wives every time someone call them a mean name, it would be the house husbands.

The house husbands. No, they apply. They follow a strict code of conduct in order to keep the show the show husbands can't get involved. Even though you want to you want to support your life, you can't.

You're right. So, it's not housewives. It's real people's wives. Okay. So, the ick factor is subsiding. And I'm glad that we were right. Like what he said is what we said yesterday. Sometimes a friendship doesn't serve you because you find someone annoying. You find them stupid. You find them whatever. And it's clear that they found her self-centered.

Mhm. Very sharp of her. So sharp coded. So sharp coded. So that's the latest on the drums.

Yeah. Check back in tomorrow. Yeah. It's a kind of an ever evolving story. Yeah. There's so many players, so many social media accounts to post from.

Well, now there's also um Haley Duff. So Haley Duff is obviously has entered the chat sister.

She liked Ashley Tisdale's post promoting her article on the cut. We know and we've known for years that Hillary and Haley are not on speaking terms. People are led to believe that it has to do with them having different politics, which would be so crazy. That's never been confirmed. By the way,

this would be like the second allegation of Hillary falling out over politics, right? So it's is Haley and Ashley MAGA? But Ashley literally said, "I'm a registered Democrat. This has nothing to do with politics."

Yeah. And if it was politics, Matthew Coma called her most self-obsessed, tonedeaf person on earth.

He would have said like bigoted like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't read political.

No, you're right. But Haley's involvement is curious. Yeah. She's obviously anti-Hillary.

And I want to say something like I could be beefing with my sister like not on speaking terms for 10 years. You will never find me siding like publicly with someone who's beefing with my sister. Like,

yeah, I hate you. I'll never talk to you again, but you're still my sister. So, this is like a major loser check in the column for Haley Duff. There were already a couple of checks in that column because like, you know, um I don't like this on Haley's part.

I agree. I don't know what happened. Even like family who's not on speaking terms,

there is a line like you're still family. I agree. So, publicly taking Ashley to still side like I don't like that. And she knew what she was doing when she liked it. Of course,

because people are, especially like internet salutes, people are obsessed with the rift between Haley and Hillary D.

How could you not be? I didn't even know that there was a rift, but that's really surprising and saddening.

It's very sad. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Gwyneith Paltro says she was fired from a movie after her decision to consciously uncouple from her husband Chris Martin. So, Gwyneth Paltro went on Good Hang with Amy Polar.

And I want to say I'm kind of like doing a 180 on Amy Polar. I was just like a hater of her podcast because like you know we're over here doing this for 10 years. She comes in and gets nominated for a Golden Globe in less than a year. But you know what? Like the cream rises in podcasting and everything I see from her podcast is [ __ ] funny. Like she's obviously I know she's funny. She's Amy Polar but she's a really good podcaster. She gets great guests and she does with the guests like what you want. A lot of people get amazing guests and I was like girl move over. Let me do it. But Amy Polar like she's kind of a delight and I'm revoking my hater card and I would I don't ever hate her. I was just like not happy for her success but you know what now I am. And then she had Gwennneth and any opportunity to make Gwennneth Paltro like be less misunderstood I'm a big fan of because you know I started that

committee like 10 years ago. Yes. So Gwennneth Paltro says her decision to consciously uncouple from her husband bled into her professional life. On the podcast she said I was supposed to do a movie at one point and it was like right after the conscious uncoupling thing with Chris. There was a lot of harsh stuff in the press. I think the distributor was like this might be too hot to touch. She then added so that was great because I was getting a divorce and then I got fired off. So, it was so awesome.

Did she say that she got fired because she was going through a divorce or because she was getting so much backlash like from the conscious uncoupling?

Backlash from conscious uncoupling. That's really lame of the movie and I wish she had said who it was.

I would love to know what movie it was. She's really good about like naming names. She often goes on podcast and like tells stories using names. So, I wonder why she didn't.

Yeah, Conscious Uncoupling was another like cultural moment that I I do feel like sort of missed me. And now when I think about it in hindsight, like of course that's a crazy way to announce your divorce, but it I understand the sentiment.

And in recent years, she has gone back and explained fully. She doesn't backtrack. She's like, "No, I said what I said. You guys just didn't understand it." And when she explains it, it's like, "Oh, yeah, that's really nice." Yeah.

It's just two people getting divorced who don't hate each other, who are going to make a really conscious effort to remain a family unit, and they've done it successfully. They co-parent really well. Like, she was ahead of her time. She said that on Shark Tank. Actually, her thing is that she's ahead of her time. She gets made fun of a lot. Like, she was doing gluten-free, grain-free, actually. No, sorry, gluten-free like 10 years ago, and she was like, "Woo, woo, crazy." Now, you can't walk into a restaurant without them having like a gluten-free menu. Now, she's on to grain-free and it's like still, you know, not super. And it will be the thing. And one of the Shark Tank companies was like a grain-free. Um, so she's very on the cusp of like a lot of wellness things, a lot of trends. And conscious coupling, she was just ahead of her time. Mature queen.

You know what it reminds me of? like the sort of fanfare that it had was like entanglement with the Smith.

Yes. That's a great comparison, right? Yeah. And but I just haven't gotten to like the understanding phase of entanglement.

Well, it's just like cuz like you had an affair, but I guess the way she sees it is like she just got entangled in something like

caught up. Honestly, I feel that. Yeah. It almost like wasn't her fault. She was tangled,

right? What would you do if you just got tangled up? So anyways, per usual, justice for Gwennneth.

Per usual, justice for Gwennneth. And Gwennneth like very goes on choice podcasts and I think it's like a great PR strategy for her because she's slowly becoming much less misunderstood. I think for a while it was like she's out of touch, she's yada yada, but every time she sits down on a podcast, those like ice chips sort of for people who don't get her, which is not us, um get chipped away. And this was a good one. Like there were a lot of clips that went viral and a lot of funny moments. Um she should do more podcasts. I know she has one, but it's not about her. It's like she interviews other people.

Yeah. But she's definitely long form. Like we you need to give her space. She can't be put in a box.

Yeah. She's not like one sentence is going to sum it up. No. No, she's not. There's so much nuance.

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Mhm. Ex NFL pro Matt Khalil sues his ex-wife Haley for saying his penis size ended their marriage. So, M Cleo was formerly married to influencer Haley Bailey.

Yeah. Do you know her? I do know her. She's Tik Tok. Yeah. But she's like huge now. She's one of the biggest Tik Tockers

and she's on reals. Yeah, of course. I've seen a bunch of stuff from her. All the big creators are.

It's the place to be. 100%. Um, and she made viral comments about his penis size. She claimed that his large penis size was the biggest factor in their 2022 divorce during

She went on like a Twitch stream, right? On Twitch in November. So, a lot of people don't know she has like a weird backstory.

I didn't realize I knew she like was talking about someone's penis size. I actually just assumed it was like negative,

right? Okay. So, her back and I didn't know her she was formerly married to an NFL player, but please tell us.

She started blowing up on TikTok doing like funny content. It's like, oh, she's funny and pretty. Like, it was crazy. She's like a former model. I don't think she had like a ton of success as a model and that's why she turned to social media and she talked a lot about how it was just like the worst industry ever. She loves that she doesn't have to model anymore. And part of her backstory, like as a model, she was married to an NFL player. Her name is Haley Khalil. People don't realize like that's not her born name.

That was her husband's married name. Um, and nobody really cared so much about like why they got divorced. Like it's not like something that people wonder about her. Um, but she did a Twitch stream and we're just like always learning more about her backstory. It's like so strange. And she said like part of the reason that they got divorced was because they literally could not be intimate. He had the biggest penis ever. And she was like, "We tried everything." She wasn't saying it in a salacious way, in a mean way. It was obviously like complimentary, but she was like at a certain point like we couldn't be married anymore because we could not have sex. Like

it was just really crazy. I know. It went so viral cuz like it's literally a story line in Sex in the City. Like things like this don't happen where Samantha couldn't be with that guy cuz he was just too big.

Honestly, you know, I don't know who could be mad but um he's suing her. So that's crazy. So, he's suing her for invasion of privacy as well as unjust enrichment, TMZ reports, claiming she's benefited financially and received a surge in traffic as a result of the comments. He is suing for damages with the amount exceeding over $75,000. According to in a statement to Page Six, Haley Bailey said, uh, the lawsuit is a shock. She said, "The truth is in the original live stream, which is still live on Marlin's YouTube account. I speak highly of him in multiple ways throughout that conversation. I'm genuinely shocked and incredibly hurt upon receiving the news of this filing.

Litigation is a harrowing and emotionally draining experience and I'm heartbroken that he is choosing to subject us and our families to this ordeal. Um yeah, I mean I could see him like being upset about it being an invasion of privacy even though like netnet it's a positive for him. Um this does feel like sort of just like a money grab. I don't know like how um like much money he's making in the NFL. I had never heard of him before this. So, um maybe it has something to do with that cuz she's like definitely raking it in.

She's one of the biggest Tik Tockers in the world. Yeah. Um and she actually um posted a video. I had sent it to you.

What was it? About like how she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was like, "Here are all the things like my ex-boyfriend did to me." She was dating for him for a year and a half. She like won't say his name. It's like so annoying. Like I won't say, but obviously people know who it is. Um she's like

people do know. You said he was like in her content. Yes. Yes. And it turns out he was him.

No. Turns out he was just like a grifter using her for likes, comments, subscribers. He was like seeing multiple

women couch potato worst boyfriend ever. And she made this video being like here are all the things that like you know

my boyfriend did that should have been red flags, right? But you wouldn't believe. And when I tell you you could not waterboard this information out of me, like the fact that she's telling she has maybe like 15 million followers, telling 15 million people that she stayed with a man for a year and a half who didn't know her middle name halfway through their relationship who on multiple occasions she had found was like texting seeing other women. Some of the stuff she was saying, it was so shocking and it was like I know it's supposed to reflect poorly on him, but I'm not going to lie, I'm like and you stayed with him for another year. Like I can't remember some of the stuff, but I remember sending it to you being like

the way I would never tell anyone this. It's like I would take this information to my grave.

Yeah. I could find it in a play for you guys, but I'm not in the mood. Yeah. No. Um, the personal accountability was not in the room at that very moment.

No, it was not. You know, the things you do for love, Cooji. So true. I would do anything for you.

Yeah. This is like this is extreme. I I guess he just like wants her to stop talking about him.

Okay, that's fair. And he could have just sent a text if they like ended amicably as she was like saying and everything's good. But now she certainly will stop talking about him. Yeah, it had seemed up until this point like they actually had a really nice quick marriage and a nice quick divorce.

And when they got married, like they were both famous. Like she wasn't famous until Tik Tok.

You know what this reminds me of? Like Brooks Snater and her ex-husband. Like how were you guys married? Like

Yeah. Now engaged to Naomi Oindo. I'm obsessed. I know. And it's like when did that happen? How come we didn't see any of that part?

Which part? Just like Brooks and Well, she wasn't famous. I know. But it's just crazy. No, I'm sorry. She was famous.

She was Sports Illustrated. She was famous during the, you know, a great part of her marriage. And

Billy, Billy, we should have known they would end up divorced because you would never know she was married. I don't even know if she wore her ring. She never posted a picture of him. I found out she was married like through a friend of mine. They were like, you know, she has a husband. I'm like, wait, what? Like, not that she was embarrassed of him, but like she was not taking him to events. He was not Maybe he didn't want to go on the carpet or he wanted to be private or she like was ashamed of him. I don't know. The two people, the second she got a little bit famous, I don't think she wanted anyone to know she was married or it was like such a bad marriage. I don't know.

I don't know. I we don't know anything. I don't think it was so bad. I think it was just like at the time that they got married, they were like mostly right for each other and then just like completely went in different directions and maybe like the the lifestyle that he has with Naomi now is like more his speed. Yeah.

And I really do ship. Me too. And I feel like Brooks would even ship. Yeah. It seems like everything was amicable. Like her dad still like likes him and talks to him. You know, Brooks went on Watch What Happens Live with

Eric Jane and it was like the best episode of Watch What Happens Live in history. Like they haven't had a night like that. It was vintage, you know? They were both like cursing and it was just like amazing. They were like obsessed with one another. I don't think they had ever met before. Um and I think Andy asked about it like she doesn't know the Bravo lore, but Andy was like, "Would you ever go out with Craig?" And she was like, "Who's that? Let me just say a ship." Like

ship. Yeah. Isn't that cute? Like they could swap. Love him. I know. Um they could swap. She was like, "I have no idea who that is, but Brooks, like you need to."

I love the idea of a wife swap. Yeah. I think it makes so much sense because if A equals B equals C and C equals D, then A equals D.

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Mhm. Am I ready for our fourth story? Yes. So, where do Kyle Richards and Mauricio Yumansky stand after their touchy appearance at a New Year's Eve party? So, Mauricio and Kyle were spotted getting chummy, touchy, and warm at a New Year's Eve celebration, sparking reconciliation rumors.

That would be so crazy. When I heard that, I was like, honestly, I would be shocked because

so much has happened. So much has happened. And you know what? I wound up weirdly watching a season 1 episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I know like hindsight is 2020

but the writing was on the wall. Okay, so not like we have definitely romanticized Kyla Mauricio. A lot of people forget those first couple of seasons there were a lot of cheating allegations. There was

she had like someone they were going to a party the white party. It was a season one white party. She had like her assistant or someone was like doing her hair and like the way Mauricio was looking at the

the hair the the girl in the room. I was like like that would go viral now. It didn't even register at the time.

It kind of did though. Like people did not like ship them. They're like a holy grail, you know, housewives royalty couple now. But like a lot of people have amnesia. Also a lot of people are new to the fandom that like they forget the magazines. Remember when

Lisa Vanderpump made Brandy bring those magazines to Mexico cuz they had reports of Mauricio cheating on Kyle. So it wasn't this like perfect always forever marriage now we look at it like that especially since they got divorced and sometimes when you make it so far it's like well everybody

also even if he like did cheat at those times like they worked through it they got through it and they're still together and like stronger than ever. So like I if she can forgive I can forgive and like we can move forward. But I'm just saying like even like just small details on the show now in hindsight I'm like oh

I mean there was a reason why Alison Dubois said your husband will never emotionally fulfill you and it was so

I'm sorry I don't care what Mauricio does. I will never concede that that [ __ ] was right.

Okay. She might not have been a psychic. She could have just been like reading the room and heard stuff around town like you know what I mean.

True. Just context clues not you know her third eye. True. And she had said it and that's why it was such a big deal because like there was sort of like weirdness where there remember where there's smoke

where there's smoke there's fire. They said that in the show and it was like such a big deal like their marriage was a storyline for many seasons.

I thought when she said that she was literally might as well have been saying like to Adam and Eve like

right she just like was making things up and Juliet. So what does page six say that they they stand out?

So a source tells US Weekly that they're not getting back together or rekindling their romance. The insider added that there's still so much love between them and that they're in a really good place right now after announcing their split.

Well, that's good. Actually, I could see you like at being at the same party as your ex-husband who you finally like are on good terms with. Like why would he be like warm and cuddly?

Yeah. I would hope like a sure separation and divorce or even divorced who separated is hard. But then I think like eventually like you would come full like after all the hurt and pain and like if you're both happier now then you can look back like look at this person and be like

feel warm towards them. Yes. That happens a lot and there are a lot of couples and then get back together.

If Alex Earl's parents can be in the same room like anyone can. Yeah. So I'm glad that they're in that stage of warm and fuzzy.

Yeah. But I don't think they're getting back together. I would be I would seriously be shocked cuz they have completely different lives now. I ended up on like Morgan Wade Talk for like a week where I was just seeing lots of videos of her um like at her concerts and stuff and you know her and Kyle kind of walk the same. You know how like everyone talks about Kyle's walk it's like stout and like cowboy like Yeah.

They kind of have the same walk. Well, she's a cowgirl. Mhm. So I think that's like where that

she's sort of like it's just so crazy that her name is Morgan Wade and she's a country singer. Do you know what I mean?

Why Morgan Wallen? Like it's just like what are the odds? I guess. No, it's weird. Okay.

Is weird. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some biz news. Oh, Emma, you know I'm obsessed with the story.

Warner Brothers Discovery rejects Paramount's latest takeover offer. Says it's still insufficient compared with the Netflix deal. So, the song remains the same. Warner Bros. Discovery has turned down the latest acquisition offered by David Ellison's Paramount Skyance and WBBD's board is continuing to back the company's deal with Netflix. On Wednesday, Warner Brothers officially responded to Paramount's latest $30 per share allcash bid for Warner Brothers Discovery, its eighth takeover offer to date. Paramount Skyance offer is not more favorable to WBD stockholders than the Netflix merger and continues to be inadequate, they said, because of its insufficient value taking into account price and numerous risks, costs, and uncertainties.

This is where just like math is so important, right? Mhm. Because Warner Brothers is a publicly traded company, they legally have to take the best offer for their shareholders. And Paramount has said, and we know the price per share, like their offer is more money, like billions more, like a couple bill more. So, they kind of like have to accept it. And so, they're saying that it's not better for our shareholders, but like someone's lying. Who is it?

Yeah. Um, yeah. They maintain the Netflix deal is better. They say P Sky is a company with $14 billion market capitalization attempting an acquisition requiring $94 billion of debt and equity financing nearly seven times its total market capitalization. To affect the transaction, it intends to incur an extraordinary amount of incremental debt, more than $50 billion through arrangements with multiple financing partners. In contrast, Netflix is a company with a market capitalization of approximately $400 billion. So they're basically saying they

they have more money, right? They can't afford us. But they're taking on partners.

Like money is money. You know, money is green. Is if it is green, right? Is it red?

Oh, no. You know, I've seen red money. Okay. Tell me about that. It's kind of like one of my most famous stories. I'm sure you've heard it. Um I witnessed a bank robbery on 72nd and 3rd and I want to say

is red money like a term? Well, I was saying like red like when you're in the red, like in debt, but no, red money. So, like when you rob a bank and they give you the money, um it's actually like wrapped up in these like sort of how when you buy a shirt and it has like a security tag if you try to rip it off, they say ink will come out. I've never seen that. Is that true?

I've never tried to rip it off cuz I'm not a thief. Yeah. Um and I'm not a thief.

Right. But if you do rob a bank, they give you like a watt of cash. It still has a security thing on it. So if you rip it off, it actually explodes red ink and it like burns a hole in the money. So I'm on 72nd and third. All of a sudden, all this money starts pouring onto the street. It's like it was a windy day blowing in the street. All the money is red and it has a big hole cut out in the middle. It's sort of a security measure that even if you rob a bank like sorry but you can't have the money. Um and then of course like famously the police showed up and they said, "Did you see the guy?" I said, "I did." He was wearing a purple Lacost polo, blue jeans, running up Third Avenue. I actually said cuz I was watching a lot of Lone at the time. I said, "Running north." Because I know Third Avenue goes up town. Um and they were

You probably saved him a lot of leg work. I know. And they It was good, right? Like I had been waiting my whole [ __ ] life for this. I was like I I remembered everything. He was bald. He had um a purple. I could like literally I could pick him out of a lineup to this day. Per I knew in the moment like how special I was experiencing and I was like remember everything. I didn't want to be one of those classic eyewitnesses with poor memory. Running north up Third Avenue worked alone which I thought was interesting.

You think that like your desire to be involved in the case is bias in itself. Of course. Um but they didn't care. They were like will you do you think you could identify him? And I was like what do I look stupid? Of course I could. It was 3 seconds ago.

You're actually such an unreliable witness because you wanted so bad. I know. They didn't know that how desperate I was at the time. So, they were like, "Get in the car. Come. We're going to drive and find him." And I was like, "Obviously, Ben, like hold my purse." Um, and Ben was like, "You can't go." And I was like, "I can't." He was like, "No, are you crazy?" I'm like, "Am I crazy?" Like, I couldn't. And they were like, the police were like, "Ma'am, we don't have time. Get the get your fat ass in the car." And I was like, "Okay."

Reliable witness they called. Am I being crazy? Like, am I being crazy? And is this a crazy thing to do?

And I was like, "Oh, I guess like it is crazy. Ben's right." like Ben's always right, I thought at the time. Never thought that again. Um I was like, "No, sorry, I can't." And they're like, "We're done with you." And they just like got in the car and ran north on Third Avenue. And then like I was walking, continuing to walk like a block down, two blocks, and we were like, "That was so crazy." And I look at Ben, I'm like, "You're [ __ ] stupid. Like why did I listen to you?" It's one of my biggest regrets, of course you guys know. Um listening to Ben and that was actually the last time I ever listened to him.

That's not true. You listen to him a lot. Jacuse, would you like to substantiate that with some sort of claim?

Nothing that I can say here. Oh, I'm back into a corner. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, you didn't have to say it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that was the last time I listened to Ben.

That should be the last time you listened to him. [ __ ] sorry. Um, well, I'm glad for this story because it let you tell your favorite story. And you know what? You're right.

And that's what we mean when we say that the Fast Five are a gateway drug. You're right though. You did see Red Money. I didn't know what you were about to say. And we've just learned a lot about how to not rob a bank.

Yeah. So, if you're going to rob um a bank is actually not a good choice for a million reasons. Like, you're most likely not going to get away with it. But also, the money that you steal, it's not like in the movies. It's not just like loose bills.

Marked. It's marked. Like, it can be traced back to you. It's actually not usable. If you take one of those red burned $5 bills to like a bodega, they're going to be like, "Get out of here."

Of course, with a hole in it, right? They're like, "No, we only accept like full bills."

Right. So, just like fun fact of the day, rob a Target or something or get a job.

Yeah. Don't rob. Yeah. No, don't rob. That's not the lesson I want to leave you guys with. Robbing is actually bad. I've witnessed so many robberies.

Don't rob. I I witnessed a robbery in Dwayne Reed during COVID. Um it was funny cuz like it was in the city and like they just like they have a high bar for like what to be afraid of. Like nobody moved. No, the customers I think everybody looked at like shamed him into leaving. They were like

you're not serious, right? And he had a knife too. Like nobody moved. Okay. Yeah. And then also when I got um what was I doing at that CVS? I think maybe I was getting like a flu shot or something. It was like why was I in a CVS? Um

I don't know. Getting your basic needs met. No, but like I don't go in the city. Like you don't go to CVS. You go to Dwayne Reed.

Oh, it just depends on your location. I feel like maybe I was getting like my COVID shot cuz like I was I went to this random CVS like where you could get an appointment. It was like this the Hunger Games back then. Yeah, I think I was getting it. Yeah. Yeah. and it got robbed. He was like filling up his backpack with snacks. And they just didn't care.

Yeah. They have like they just No. And it's also like I don't own this store. I'm not gonna put my life out on the line because you want some chips. Like Yeah. I I understood them deeply.

Yeah. And that's like it's more of a cultural issue. Like why are we robbing and this this poor clerk who's like just on his shift wasn't going to solve it.

Yeah. Have you ever stolen anything? I don't think so. And I wouldn't say it here. I feel like you stole my jacket that you wore on New Year's like right from my closet and I hadn't seen it in years.

It's a family heirloom. What? It's a family heirloom that was given to me and me.

No, actually just me. I don't ever like I've been wearing that since after Dale.

I've been wearing that coat like I had that coat in college. Okay. And then and obviously when you were living in that apartment with Olivia at 77 whatever that building was called, you obviously wore it on like a night out cuz like I used it was my night out jacket and you you just never gave it back. Yeah. No, I remember I wore it on Afterale because it was like very Cheryl Blossom.

Okay. So, I lent it to you for a costume. Yeah. It does sound like you had it for a time and then I had it for a time.

Well, I'd like it back. I live in New York and you don't. What do you need a fur coat for?

You could just [ __ ] ask. I give you anything you want. True. Instead, you have to accuse me of being a thief. Like,

well, you accuse me of being shy. I have the stuff to back it up. So do I, Jacket. And I just want to say it is a family coat and my run with it is done. I would be happy.

Your rain has ended. I'd be happy to give it to you. Great. I'll be happy to to receive it. I'll be picking it up. I'm actually coming over for dinner. So

great. No need for jacuzzi. You have big plans tonight. What are you doing? I'm having dinner with you on Forge. Bel.

Oh, but who you going to talk to because your dinner mate is so shy. No, we are having um dinner. I'm really excited. I'm hungry. And we're having lunch together, too. If we can stop fighting.

We are having lunch together. If we can stop biting. I thought you were going to be like, "Oh, we are fighting."

By the way, tomorrow's big day. Tomorrow is Trader Day. Like the day we've sort of been waiting for for months. We are watching Traitors. And I think if I read correctly that they're releasing the first three episodes.

Okay, good. So, how are we going to watch it all in one night? I don't know. That's what I was thinking. Um

maybe we like watch it over the weekend cuz it comes out Thursday night. Yeah. And it's like not like all of you have watched it the first night.

So, maybe like Monday will be Traitors. Okay. I think that's good. Yeah. I don't want to take on too much.

Um I also weirdly watched for some reason the season finale of this Real House of Salt Lake City last night cuz like Ben wasn't home and like the show that we watched together I couldn't watch. Um

Well, please don't spoil it because it was really bad. I just want to say I've heard like so much I've been off the Salt Lake City train for a while and

you watched this current Yeah. in Greece, right? Yeah. I I'm not there. Oh my god. It was like not good.

Okay. Well, I'm but I was intrigued. Okay. Well, I'm going to watch it. My new favorite show. That's our show you guys. Sorry if you didn't hear a lot from me today because I was feeling really shy. Thank you guys so much for listening to the to warning show we deliver five stories Friday YouTube subscribe video thumbs up a podcast. We are

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What is discussed in "No, I'm Shy: Wednesday, January 7th, 2026"?

In order: 0:00 Jackie O, Jackson Claude; 20:00 Matthew Coma, Ashley Tisdale, Hillary Duff; 25:00 Ashley Tisdale, Chris Martin, Hillary Duff, Matthew Coma; 30:00 Haley Khalil, Haley Bailey, Matt Khalil; 35:00 Haley Bailey, Page Six; 40:00 Game Time; 45:00 Warner Brothers Discovery, Page Six.

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