Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026

What this episode is about

The discussion highlights the hosts' lighthearted banter about their show, including a new segment called "Coochie's Corner," the challenges of their merchandise logistics, and a nostalgic reflection on a past "hat era." They emphasize community engagement and humor, balancing personal anecdotes with a focus on building a brand identity.

Key takeaways

• Merch that takes an eternity to arrive? Just call it 'timeless fashion' and watch the purchases flood in.
• Art imitating life is great, but dating your co-star? Now that’s investment in your character development!
• When a hat is your personality, remember: it’s not just headgear, it’s a vibe-check for your day.
• A show’s lifespan shouldn't exceed its plot; three seasons is mere mortals' way of keeping dignity intact.
• If 'Coochie's Corner' offers life lessons, then add self-care and snappy hats to the curriculum, please!

Who speaks in this episode?

• Jackson Claude (Host) · 34 min speaking
• Jackie Jaclyn Flew (Guest) · 23 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Tell Me Lies, Coochie's Corner, Jackie Jaclyn Flew, Jackson Claude
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Tell Me Lies, Hunter Hayes
3. 10:00 – 15:00: Eternity Merch
4. 25:00 – 30:00: Legacy Box, AG1, Jessica Simpson
5. 30:00 – 35:00: Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson
6. 35:00 – 40:00: Traders, Chicken of the Sea, Kylie Kelsey
7. 40:00 – 45:00: Sarah Jessica Parker
8. 45:00 – 50:00: The Good Wife, The Pit, Jennifer Lawrence, Smartless
9. 50:00 – 55:00: Nikki Glaser

Notable quotes from "Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026"

• Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

  about Jackson Claude · at 0:04

• Thank you all for tuitting. How are you tuditting today? I'm doing amazing because I didn't stay up late watching Tell Me Lies, but you did. I didn't know like we were committed to doing a recap.

  about Tell Me Lies · at 2:17

• Wear to the party tonight. I have others so we'll see. I have some other options from Eternity Merch.

  about Eternity Merch · at 10:11

• And it's really fabulous. Today's episode of The Toast is also brought to you by Legacy Box. We love Legacy Box here at the Toast. We were just talking about 2016 MEMS. And…

  about Legacy Box · at 26:50

• First up, let's get into the stories. Jessica Simpson announces a collaboration with Chicken of the Sea 22 years after the iconic reality TV moment.

  about Jessica Simpson · at 29:57

• I didn't even know that they were still around as a brand. That's quite a feat.

  about Chicken of the Sea · at 31:00

• Talk about traitors. Donna Kelsey was tight lipped about her experience on Peacocks The Traders. Her daughter-in-law Kylie tells people. she said she did not tell us much at…

  about Kylie Kelsey · at 37:08

• Okay, I need to figure that out. Our next story, Oscar winning actress Jennifer Lawrence identifies as a stay-at-home mom, she said. So, Jennifer Lawrence went on Smartless. I'm sure she's a lot of stuff. Oh my god, why?

  about Jennifer Lawrence · at 48:53

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Jackson Claude — Person · Host (speaker/intro) · 1 mention · first at 0:09
  Named in the opening as part of the hosting; participates throughout as one of the two main voices driving the episode.
• Jackie Jaclyn Flew — Person · Co-host / featured speaker (segment focus) · 1 mention · first at 0:31
  Introduced as 'Jackie Jaclyn Flew' and positioned as a 'guest' for the 'Coochie's Corner' segment; central conversational partner.
  I'm doing well, thank you. Happy to be a guest on Coochie's Corner today.
• Jessica Simpson — Person · Referenced celebrity (news story subject) · 2 mentions · first at 29:59
  Central to one of the 'Fast Five' stories: her collaboration with Chicken of the Sea, tied to her iconic 'is it chicken or tuna?' moment.
• Chris Noth — Person · Referenced celebrity (news story subject) · 7 mentions
  Discussed for an Instagram comment interpreted as anti-SJP; hosts mention allegations and his firing from 'And Just Like That.'
  Chris Nth is taking a dig at his... co-star.
• Kylie Kelsey — Person · Referenced person (news story subject) · 1 mention · first at 37:11
  Discussed for comments about Donna Kelsey on 'The Traitors' and keeping show details secret from family.
• Jennifer Lawrence — Person · Referenced celebrity (news story subject) · 1 mention · first at 48:57
  A 'Fast Five' story: she says she 'identifies as a stay-at-home mom' on Smartless; hosts debate whether it's offensive/accurate.
• Hunter Hayes — Person · Referenced musician (nostalgia/TikTok) · 3 mentions · first at 4:28
  Used as a pop-culture tangent: one host made a TikTok to his song and they sing/quote lyrics, praising his voice and catalog.
  I made a TikTok to Hunter Hayes this morning.
• Sarah Jessica Parker — Person · Referenced celebrity (news story target) · 2 mentions · first at 42:50
  Mentioned in the Chris Noth story: a commenter frames his post as a dig at SJP; hosts discuss his alleged dislike of her.
  Although, I do believe he hates Sarah Jessica Parker. I would love to see him and Kim Catrell get together because they're literally the I hate Sarah club.
• Nikki Glaser — Person · Referenced comedian (news story subject) · 2 mentions · first at 51:10
  Discussed for revealing cut Golden Globes jokes (including a Sydney Sweeney joke) and her tradition of sharing cut material on Howard Stern.
  Stern. After the Tom Brady Rose, she went on Howard Stern. She shares she does like the segment where she reads the jokes that she was going to say.

Companies & orgs

• Eternity Merch — Company · Running joke / core topic (merch fulfillment) · 2 mentions · first at 1:33
  The hosts repeatedly riff on renaming their merch to 'Eternity Merch' to acknowledge slow delivery and build a branding bit.
• Chicken of the Sea — Company · Referenced brand (news story subject) · 5 mentions · first at 30:00
  Discussed as the tuna brand partnering with Jessica Simpson; hosts debate timing/creativity of the collab and the brand name confusion.

Concepts & topics

• Makaton — Concept · Personal reference (relationship label) · 1 mention · first at 2:49
  Mentioned as 'my Makaton sister' in a personal logistics anecdote about opening boxes while the speaker was in New York.
  Easy last night. we had dinner together. I mosied on home. what did I do? Oh, I FaceTime with my Makaton sister because she like opened some boxes for me while I was in back in…

Media & podcasts

• Tell Me Lies — Media · Core topic (TV show discussion/recap setup) · 4 mentions · first at 2:21
  They discuss watching it, potential season longevity, and how it triggers nostalgia/anxiety about partying and drugs; they tease a recap.
• Coochie's Corner — Media · New segment (core framing device) · 2 mentions · first at 0:38
  A new segment introduced where 'Coochie sits in a corner and tells you how she feels,' used to frame early episode banter.
  Yes. Thank you all for tuning in to this new segment we are calling Coochie's Corner where Coochie sits in a corner and tells you how she feels.
• The Good Wife — Media · Referenced TV series (filmography check) · 2 mentions · first at 45:35
  Mentioned while discussing Chris Noth's acting work outside Sex and the City; used as an example credit.
  The Good Wife. Is that a Is that Juliana Margles?
• The Pit — Media · Referenced TV show (personal viewing) · 2 mentions · first at 45:58
  One host says they started the new season and praises it; tangent includes actor Noah Wyle resemblance discussion.
  I restarted the pit. Not restarted, sorry. New season.
• Smartless — Media · Referenced podcast (source of quote) · 1 mention · first at 48:58
  Named as the podcast where Jennifer Lawrence made the stay-at-home mom comment; hosts complain it lacks video.
  Well, first of all, Jennifer Lawrence went on a podcast and nobody knows about it because they don't have video. So, like that's just annoying to watch somebody beautiful. we have to listen. No thanks. and two, like I'm.
• Traders — Media · Referenced media (misspoken/variant) · 2 mentions · first at 36:42
  The transcript repeatedly refers to 'Traitors' (Peacock). 'Traders' appears only in the prompt list, not in the episode audio.
  Our next story, Kylie Kyle is talking about Donna Kelsece being on Traders.

Sponsors

• Legacy Box — Company · Sponsor (advertised product/service) · 4 mentions · first at 26:54
  Ad read tied to the episode's 2016 nostalgia: digitizing photos and tapes; includes origin story and discount.
• AG1 — Company · Sponsor (advertised supplement) · 2 mentions · first at 28:54
  Ad read promoting daily nutrition supplement and NextGen formula; includes offer and URL.
  Has over 50,000 verified five-star reviews and comes with a 90-day money back guarantee. Go to drinkag1.com/toast to get their best offer. For a limited time only, get a free…

Full transcript with timestamps

0:04 Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. Don't forget to love. of somebody that I love and as you guys know would do anything to hump. It's Jackie Jaclyn Flew. How you doing?

0:36 I'm doing well, thank you. Happy to be a guest on Coochie's Corner today. Yes. Thank you all for tuning in to this new segment we are calling Coochie's Corner where Coochie sits in a corner and tells you how she feels.

0:46 Sounds amazing. And she collects community members and Coogi's corner. I'm wearing a hat on the show today. A little baseball cap. A little toasty merch. Even though our merch takes an eternity to come.

0:56 You'll look like that. So, the hats are top quality fabric and it's just I feel like it's a different vibe. Like, who knows what's going to happen.

1:02 Do you remember our hat era? Sometimes like clips will come across my desk of like when you and I wore hats a couple of times like for a week.

1:09 What? Yeah, we had a hat era. I can like remember I can count on my hands the times I've worn a hat on this show and it's so few cuz it's not like I did it and never wanted to do it again the next day. So, I wonder how this one's going to go. I just felt like my outfit needed a little more personality. Plus, it was like rainy this morning, so I was like, "Let me throw a baseball cap on out the way at the door."

1:28 No, you so cute. Your merch, by the way, we absolutely need to like change our merch to be called eternity merch. Like,

1:37 it's kind of a beautiful name. And like we let people know off the bat like our merch will take an eternity to come.

1:41 It's a beautiful name. I know. I think we have a logo with like the eternity symbol.

1:45 Infinity symbol. Is that nice? That's really beautiful. eternity merch.com. Like, where's your shirt from? Eternity. Eternity apparel. Eternity and Maternity. Oh, is that the maternity for eternity? That'll be a capsule collection by eternity.

2:04 Oh, well, that's like my line specifically. Yeah, the possibilities are endless when you embrace the eternity.

2:09 Well, the possibilities are eternal. That's also true. You're at eternity. Thank you all for tuning. Yeah.

2:17 Thank you all for tuitting. How are you tuditting today? I'm doing amazing because I didn't stay up late watching Tell Me Lies, but you did. I didn't know like we were committed to doing a recap.

2:26 We You were at my house yesterday. Before you left, I was like, "What's on tonight?" And you were like, "Tell Me Lies two episodes." So, I killed myself to watch one and a quarter episodes of Tell Me Lies. And I was like so mad, but I had to go to sleep. And I was like, "Well, she's going to spoil it for me on the show tomorrow cuz she watched two." Turns out she watched none.

2:43 Yeah. I was just like sort of taking it easy last night. You know, we had dinner together. I mosied on home. Um, what did I do? Oh, I FaceTime with my Makaton sister because she like opened some boxes for me while I was in in back in New York. So, yeah, I just sort of took it easy. Very self-care kind of.

2:57 I'm happy for you. So, I was for you. No, I have a question. Going down. How long do you think Tell Me Lies goes on for?

3:04 Oh, how many seasons? Well, is it the four years of college? Like, well, no, because like Steven's going to graduate, so like what?

3:13 Oh, he's older. Yeah, he's a senior. Thank god. Get rid of him. Yeah. Uh, but they're also eight years in the future with the wedding, so they can do a lot with it. And I imagine it's like if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Like we have a hidden show on our hands. Why would we end it?

3:26 But I do think that at some point they should end it with dignity, right? Maybe at like season 4. So if this is three, like maybe we have one more season. I just made that up. Yeah.

3:36 But I don't think it's a show that like can go on forever without it getting stupid with like all the different twists and turns that eventually lead us to this wedding.

3:44 Yeah. It's also really crazy that the two of them are still dating IRL. Yeah, it's kind of amazing, but it's so crazy and it's definitely not a PR relationship. It's just extremely convenient for the network.

3:53 But I also imagine like when you're and this happens all the time, like when you're on these sets of these shows that are like hot and heavy, like you can't help but

4:00 fall in love, art imitates life and life imitates art. It's beautiful. That's sort of the message for the first episode of Cooji's Corner.

4:07 Oh, really? What about your art is imitating your life and vice versa? Well, our art is our life. But

4:13 when you live your art, you don't need to answer questions like that. You know,

4:16 when you live your truth and in an authentic way and in a cojourer truth kind of way

4:19 and the authenticity is internal. That's beautiful. It sounds like the authenticity is eternal.

4:28 It sounds like you listened to Hunter Hayes in the car on the way here. I didn't.

4:31 But you were just singing that. I made a TikTok to Hunter Hayes this morning. Oh, is he going viral?

4:36 No. I wish like if the world was a good place, Hunter Hayes would be going viral. Oh, he's such a peop.

4:41 The world is disgusting. No, I don't want good and I don't want good enough. I want can't sleep, can't breathe without your love from porch and one more kiss. It doesn't make sense to anybody else. Who cares if you're all I think about? I've searched the world and I know now it ain't right if you ain't lost your mind. I don't want easy. I want crazy. You with me, baby? Let's be crazy. Yeah, he takes it up a notch there.

5:11 He has a really crazy register. What I heard that song on TikTok this morning. Someone was like, "Give me Hunter Hayes 2014 back." Um, and it was like shocking to me how I literally haven't heard that song in maybe 10 years and I knew every single word.

5:24 It goes so hard. It has no business going so hard. Don't be near me or my shoulders when that song comes on. No,

5:32 I listened to it in the car on the way home. Yeah, Hunter is actually slays in a lot of ways. No, he has a beautiful voice and he makes amazing music and he has like new music and it's still amazing.

5:41 He wrote a song called Dear God. Do you know that one? Yeah. Cry. Yeah. Cry tears.

5:48 I want to ask you something about something that's happening on the internet. Oh, sure.

5:52 No, not like anything personal. I won't ask. I want to ask you something. What do you think about men and women's sports?

5:58 What do you think about it? I think that I really value my career as always and that's just what I want to lead with always. I'm literally the Jimmy Fallon of the podcasting industry. What you need me to say, I will say it. I don't stand for anything.

6:09 Okay, we love that for you. No, I was going to ask you about this trend that I'm seeing on the internet and I want to know where it hails from.

6:17 2016. 2016. I have no [ __ ] idea. I saw Tinx posting like a collage of her. I saw Danielle Caroline.

6:23 Okay. So, I thought like Tinx was just doing something like on her own. I'm like, "Oh, that's like a cute thing." Um, but apparently it's a part of a big trend and I saw my sister do it posting ugly pictures of me from 2016. One thing about me, I just I I need to participate in all trends. And I did check my Instagram. I posted like really cute videos. Did you say you're in it?

6:36 No. Show. Wait, let me do you post it to feeder stories. I haven't had a chance to be on my phone this morning.

6:42 Feed. I posted to feed. You didn't say. No, I haven't had a chance to be on my phone. Oh my gosh. There you are. First one. Butterflies love.

6:48 I heard it's 2016. Yeah, I'm getting involved. Okay, but like where did you hear that? And why?

6:55 Oh my god, that can't be so literal. I don't know. It's a trend. Oh, there's me. Okay. if you listen to the

6:59 I want to enjoy watching it later. Um, unfortunately for me, like 2016 was the ugliest I have ever been and if I have anything to do with it, the ugliest I will ever be. So, I was very limited in my pool of content because um, like I said, I was moly and fat and ugly and just like, oh my god, girl, try like try. And I was obsessed with eyeliner. When we did the breath and like the first year of the to Yeah. The first year of the toast, I wore every day the thickest, most uneven, poorly applied black eyeliner on and like with a wing.

7:31 A poorly constructed one. Nobody said anything to me. And of course, like if you did, I would have just like thought you were a hater who was jealous of me and my beauty. But it's insane that I left the house that day. And that's how I know actually that Ben really loves me. like he was with me during that time and he loved me like so much then. It's insane how dumb and like blind he is.

7:53 That's really funny. I do remember the winged eyeliner. And what did you think about it at the time? Like were you talking about it behind my back?

7:59 I didn't think about it. I thought my sister was slaying per usual. You're so you and Ben like two blind idiots.

8:06 That's really sweet. Um maybe I'll go look at like 2016. That was a good year. That was a fun year. And it was like fun to see like Snitch's carousel and like for once I'm in everything these days no

8:17 no she's traveling no campers to be found but like we used to hang out so much all of us. We still do. I mean look at us

8:25 but we used to hang out so much. We used to party so much. There was so much good stuff.

8:29 We used to party so much and party so hard when I was watching Tell Me Lies last night. I was like getting a pit cuz like this isn't a spoiler or anything but they do Molly and then the next day they're like coming down and like anxiety and not like just that whole like phase of like drinking anxiety like

8:47 oh my god I was literally having anxiety just watching it. Whenever I watch people on TV do drugs even if it goes well it's not like a bad drug story I get the worst pit in my stomach cuz I'm either waiting for something to go wrong. I don't know. Like drugs give me the worst anxiety always. So, I feel that.

9:03 Yeah, it was like that's what I like about the show. It really transports you and like you I just have like anxiety the whole time I'm watching it. Um and they also really capture like that time the era.

9:14 So, it's so great and um immersive I would say but like oh my god I don't miss those like I it was fun while it lasted.

9:22 But it like we're looking at it the rosecolored glasses. Nostalgia is a mind trick. If I'd been there I hate it.

9:26 Yeah. But like all the partying Yeah. I'm good without Really? Watch Tell Me Lies.

9:35 No, I know. Well, that type of partying like I've had many party eras and I would think like, you know, my more sophisticated party era was one of my favorites, you know?

9:43 What's your more sophisticated party era? Not like club rat dirty eyeliner vibes. Like I don't know. I just feel like I had a sophisticated era where I was like going to better parties with better people, you know?

9:53 More sophisticated parties. Yeah. And like like lots of wealthy people. That was fun.

9:57 But what about like the drinking? Lots of drinking. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. So, you're wearing a hat.

10:04 So, I'm wearing a hat. And did hat um Zach bring you that hat and said he thinks you should wear this hat to the party tonight.

10:09 Yeah, it's an option for a hat I could wear to the party tonight. I have others so

10:14 we'll see. I have some other options from Eternity Merch. That's amazing. I love their stuff.

10:20 Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. Are you Why like I just being silly. Is that what we do for a living?

10:28 Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm great. Hey, do you want to get deep? Open up. Um, let's think. Let's think. I don't really have anything like new to share.

10:40 Okay. You know, just like plugging along. You don't want to tell everyone that big thing you're going through?

10:44 Oh my god, you're so crazy. No, I mean I am going through a big thing. I just had a baby.

10:48 Yeah. Yeah. Which is huge thing. Major. Mhm. Uh, so yeah, just doing that. Yeah. And how's that?

10:56 It's good. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, it is. How about you? Spent the whole day with you yesterday.

11:03 We did spend the whole day together. Yeah. What it was was that I was in the car and in order to like get to my next destination, I had to make a U-turn on this big ass Florida street. Um, and I was like changing lanes and actually like was within inches from my life. And I decided that the U-turn was not for me. And then the street the street I saw next, I do know that that street led to your house cuz I see it all the time when I drive to your house. And I said, "Everyone buckle up. We're going to Jackie's." That's how I ended up at your house.

11:31 That's how you ended up at my house. Yeah. Changing lanes is such drama. Changing lanes is not for me. You know, I plan my turns two turns in advance so I never wind up in the wrong lane.

11:43 And as I become a more seasoned driver with every day, you know, sometimes I do see the opportunity to change a lane.

11:51 Correct. Just to like get to your destination faster, like just be a little bit more comfortable in the lanes.

11:56 Yeah. Yeah, like not with someone in front of me and behind me when the one next to me and I'm just like why aren't you guys going into it?

12:02 Wait, what's wrong with this lane? I am constantly like gaming. I don't know if everybody thinks about lane changes the whole time.

12:11 And I was really taught to drive by Ben Saur who is obsessed with changing lanes. Likeep like literally Pac-Man.

12:18 Yeah. Goes between every car like just to keep going ahead. Frogger. And the funniest is when you see someone change lanes from behind you because they're trying to like get there faster and then like you both end up at the red light together and it's like what did that get you?

12:29 Right. You almost killed your whole family for what? For what? We're still sitting at the same light.

12:32 So both yesterday and actually on my way again this morning I had like a near fatal lanes change. Like to me if I ever get in a car crash it will be from changing lanes.

12:39 Yeah. Do you have a good camera on your car that show like when you have your signal on to change lanes it like shows you

12:46 Tesla has that. Mine has like no I have my rearview mirror and then on the mirror there's a little orange triangle so it's like don't go but I I do feel like the triangle is like a little sensitive like [ __ ] I could fit. So a lot of times I will effectively I will effectively change lanes even though the triangle was flashing. Um but then sometimes like the triangle I was like oh yeah you were on to something there triangle my bad my bad. And so this morning this guy was like I literally almost killed him. He was so mad at me and I it's very important when driving like to not always be on the offensive like to know when you're wrong. like I was wrong and I was like don't cry don't cry don't cry and he was like it's okay it's okay so you know I was making friends on the road as well and just sort of taking accountability which is really important and

13:21 it's so good to take accountability on the road when you're driving I take a lot of accountability I've been like digging up my car a lot

13:29 just dinging it up just dinging it up like we have to park a lot like commuting requires a lot of parking last week I didn't update you guys because it was a Friday episode but after I I parked on the street and paid the meter

13:41 I like forgot that where I parked like there was a curb in front of me. So like when I left,

13:47 you just started driving straight. And did you mark up your vehicle? I didn't see anything, but I saw a lady on the sidewalk and she looked at me

13:57 and I was like, "Yeah, the whole car like, you know what you realize when you drive a lot?" when you drive a lot and like start doing it up, you realize like your car can take a lot, you know, like something that you think would leave a mark, but you have a white car. My car is black. Like,

14:17 next car I'm getting black. Yeah. What goes on in my vehicle, that's a really good point.

14:21 is genuinely none of my business. And yesterday I parked in a regular parking spot, but I guess I went like too close to the what's it called at the front of the parking spot? The concrete slab.

14:32 The curb. No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Like the um the parking. The bumper. the the line that you pull up to that it's like a concrete block. I parked like I guess on top of it. Um so when I pulled out there was another bump. There was another um jump. The car was jumping. You were jumping and thumping and bumping and whing out.

14:52 Yeah. So um lessons learned taking accountability for that. My bee. Yeah. It's just like this is again another thing where like for me in my personal journey New York has Florida beat like it's seriously the cab driver's problem if I'm in a vehicle and like what happens next. I have actually been in motor vehicle collisions like in a taxi or an Uber.

15:14 It's not your problem. I literally get out like I'm sorry that that happens but I have places to be same like I've actually been in a taxi that's been pulled over and I am not responsible in New York City. Like you can just get out and I often do. I I always have. I've been rearended. I've been pulled over. And I'm like,

15:30 you're on your own. I said, we all got to run our own race. Yeah. And sir, I wish you the best, but I have a podcast to record.

15:36 I guess it like it would in the moment it feels weird to leave cuz it's like what if he needs help? Like what if I need to give a statement, but in in thinking about these things, it's like why would you stick around? Like why you don't know this person, right? You don't like leave. Why are you hanging out in a random car?

15:51 Yeah. And it's like I am an empath of course, but I'm a realist first and I know like if I stay here and support this man in his journey, like I will be late for work

16:00 1,000%. And like is the meter still running? Okay, so let me think. In the times that I have when I got rearended in the Uber, Uber's easy. Like I just said, end the trip and I had I paid whatever. But in the yellow cab when he got pulled over,

16:13 I think I paid. Yeah, of course. He's about to get a big fat ticket. Like it's the least I can do.

16:17 But he has to end the meter. Yeah. Which he was able to do. meter equal to ended.

16:21 Yeah. I think also if you're like a New York City traffic cop, you know, like part of pulling over a cab is like the paperwork comes first.

16:27 Yeah. Speaking of I meant to ask the gang about where I parked. It said like I just want to make sure like it said all others will be towed, you know.

16:34 Oh, I know. Wait, but I do think No, it's not. You parked there? No, I parked back there, but And there's a couple spots that are safe for a particular tenant. I one time parked there and I got a nasty sticker on my car.

16:44 Okay. So, but then there's others that are like, but it's part of the plaza. And I said, but I'm in the plaza. I'm a customer of the Plaza.

16:50 So, I'm so glad you brought that up because if you guys saw me texting on my phone right here before, um I am parked in

16:56 in the other tenant. Yeah. And I just got a text about it. So, um that's why I just asked her to go out and like maybe move my car.

17:02 Oh, wonder. If you saw me on my phone, like there's vehicle drama, vehicular experienced that in June. I parked in the other tenant and they take their parking really seriously. And now that we're like doing sort of like a residency at this studio, like how do we go about getting

17:14 a sign saved for like the most famous podcasters on the planet? And that would apply to anyone who uses this studio.

17:21 No, it wouldn't. But we get it at this hour. Correct. Just something to talk to the city council about, you know, at the next meeting.

17:28 Okay. I know you like to be like an informed community member. I am. Yeah. Am I?

17:33 Something to think about. Well, let's get into the story, shall we? As long as your car is not getting towed.

17:38 Yeah. Well, actually, what's great is that Ben was just drapping off a t-shirt for me,

17:43 right? Um, and so he's working on that. Can you handle the car thing? Are we good? Do we have to move the car? We have to move the car. Okay. I just feel like that person who gets that special vehicle, while I understand that they're an important person,

17:54 the person who gets the the special are they an important person? I don't feel like they are.

17:59 Well, I know that they're a business owner in this complex and like so I just feel like they could have [ __ ] off and like for once tried to, you know, join the rest of us in struggling to find a parking spot. It's for their customers and I just feel like they don't have enough to justify the two spots.

18:12 No, it's for them. It's for the business owner. Confirm. Business owner. Yeah. What's the business owner?

18:18 Well, the owner of that Oh. Oh, they Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was for their customers. No. No.

18:23 I'm like, well, it's Well, I'll buy a watch. I'm like, it's always open. So, what does that said?

18:28 Now, we do have stories to get into, even though I don't feel I feel like it's one of those days where the stories are just like kind of an inconvenient truth.

18:35 I agree. Um, and who knows where they'll lead. So, as always, like we will do the stories,

18:39 of course, but if we don't harp on them, don't be upset. There's not like a lot to harp on.

18:46 I just feel like it's going to be one of those days where I have no choice but to make every story about myself, which is different from other days, of course.

18:52 Yeah, we'll see. We'll see where we can go with it. But you're just looking so like, you know,

18:58 no, like your little hands, like your nails look so long and nice. I'm kind of jealous. Um, and you've got like jewels and you're just looking cute,

19:06 you know, like when I'm just Thank you for noticing. I'm trying to enhance other areas like give course like

19:12 No, when you're not when you're not loving when you're when you're not living in your dream body, like other things do need to just like be amped up. Like I always wear more makeup when I'm like feeling insecure about my weight. I always do my hair like better than ever. I wear more jewelry. I'm on top of my nails. I'm always like waxing my eyebrows as if like it's going to take 10 pounds off, you know? Mhm.

19:30 And then I do weigh myself after cuz like the the weight of the hair of course.

19:34 And it's very heavy. Yeah, of course. Heavy is the head. So, thank you for noticing the little details.

19:41 It's been a pleasure and an honor. Detailed. You are a detailed person. I would say

19:46 I would say, but you can't get lost in the details is what I would also say. Focus on big picture.

19:51 Shop eternity. Shop eternitymerch.com. Yeah, it's actually shoptomerch.com and it will take an eternity, but it's the best things you ever wore. Like for real. Like like seriously things you'll give to your grandchildren.

20:01 Like this hat is from like three years ago. It looks brand new. It's from like a year ago. But yeah,

20:06 I'm like you now. Everything was three years ago. Isn't it amazing to live like without that time space continuum?

20:11 Everything was two to three years ago. Two to three weeks or two to three years

20:14 or two to three months. Yeah. Not sure. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you do need to know.

20:22 In no particular order. Um in no particular order. Let's say I don't know. Feels like the order is a little particular since you're moving things around.

20:30 Yeah. You didn't choose that crazy headline, did you? I don't know what I chose.

20:35 No, the one that you showed me before the show. No. Can you read it to everyone?

20:38 Oh my gosh. Yes. Was like strolling the Daily Mail and she was like, "This headline just like kept getting crazier."

20:44 This is a worst nightmare headline. And just when you think the headline is over and it couldn't possibly get worse, it does.

20:52 Harrowing moment. 550 lb internet star is lifted into police van by six encaps cops because she was too big to fit an SUV during arrest.

21:04 Why are you laughing? Before she vanished. You are before she vanished. What? I just want to say laughing at a time like this, you are never beating the fat phobic allegations.

21:12 No, but like the just the story gets crazier and crazier and like was she found?

21:17 I don't know because it's a Daily Mail exclusive and I don't subscribe so we'll never know what happened. Not them putting important news behind a payw wall.

21:23 Yeah. And like they just keep like bringing up her weight. It's just a nightmare scenario.

21:29 I know. And that always was something that gave me peace as an overweight person was that I was definitely harder to kidnap. Um and now that I'm on Zetbound, like I'm constantly worried about my safety.

21:41 I don't even understand. I don't understand the headline. Well, then it's not a story.

21:47 Like why was she being lift Why was she in police custody? She is a modern-day what's eating girl Gilbert grape. Not enough people talk about that movie. One of Johnny Depp's earliest works, him and Leonardo DiCaprio are both in it. They're both like 16 and they play this like really poor family who live in the middle of nowhere. Um, and their mother is like morbidly obese. She like can't even she can't leave her bed.

22:08 Um, and Leonardo DiCaprio is autistic, right, in the film. M um and Johnny Depp's just like trying to keep this family together, trying to go to school, trying to fall in love, trying to do this. And eventually, spoiler alert, the mother passes away like in her sleep, and they don't want to call like an ambulance because they wouldn't be able to get her out of the house. They'd have to forklift her out and it would be too much shame for the family. So, they end up like burning the house down with her in it. It was so Why? Like, we were watching that movie like I saw that movie. I was like 11.

22:37 I know. But like that was like the movie of that year. Like imagine if they came out now. Like,

22:42 and by the way, that movie was like whatever that what's the opposite of woke? Like that movie was insane. Like he wouldn't bring girls home cuz he was so embarrassed of his mom. It was like it was really I remember

22:52 what was the point of the movie. What was eating Gilbert, you know? Yeah. I don't know.

22:59 Well, let's get into the actual stories, not the not story. If you just if you want to be upset, you should watch that movie.

23:04 Our first story. I actually would like to watch that movie now as an adult. Like see what it was about, you know?

23:08 Yeah. What all the fuss was about. cuz like we just remember like the very like

23:12 dark parts. No. And like memorable parts. And did anybody else see that movie or just us when we were 11?

23:18 No. I think that that was like the Oscar movie of the year. The same way Slum Dog Millionaire was like the movie. Like that was the movie.

23:24 It like the fact that when everyone when when there were those jokes that like the Oscars Leo had never had an Oscar and he had like that movie was his Oscar movie. Like he was the most profound performance.

23:34 But you know the Oscar is about a body of work and that was like his first movie.

23:37 Who cares? Just I'm just telling you that kid from adolescence just won and like that was his first work.

23:43 Yeah. They just make [ __ ] up. Yeah. Right. Okay. And like you're not you buying into it.

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29:53 drinkag1.comtoast. Um, first up, let's get into the stories. Jessica Simpson announces a collaboration with Chicken of the Sea 22 years after the iconic reality TV moment.

30:06 Have they not done this already? It feels redundant. Like, it does feel redundant. It obviously feels late.

30:13 Uh, and why? Yeah. Why now? I feel like there were a couple times they could have done it. obviously right after it happened, but also like after her memoir, like there was just like a lot of big Jessica moments.

30:23 And not to be so dumb, but like I don't eat tuna. Chicken of the Sea is a brand of tuna.

30:29 Yes. And when she was on her newlyweds show, she was like, "Well, is it chicken or tuna?" Cuz it is, by the way, I know every like she's so dumb, dumb blonde. It's a bad name. That's like having a brand of chips that's like cookies of earth. Like, well, it's a chip.

30:42 Yeah, I understand the confusion, but it is tuna. And if you're eating it, I think you would know it's tuna.

30:49 Okay. But also just devil's advocate here. Um, what makes tuna the chicken of the sea?

30:55 It just like it being the most ubiquitous animal eaten. I didn't even know that they were still around as a brand. That's quite a feat.

31:03 I think your husband uses it. Absolutely not. He I literally know he does that. Wild

31:10 Yeah. Wild earth salmon. No, but when he does tuna Oh, sorry. Wild Earth Albaore. You know that one.

31:18 Albaore. And like if he has to, he'll do Sarcissus. He does not mess around with chicken.

31:22 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's very specific. He loves canned tuna. I've actually like recently bought canned tuna because he sometimes makes tuna at my house.

31:28 Well, he doesn't love canned tuna. He likes to make his own tuna in which you need tuna in a can.

31:33 Yeah. So now I have that. Stariss. Yeah. Stariss. And the other one. Starist is like available everywhere everywhere. But then there's like

31:39 Wild Planet it's called. Sorry. Wild at the like, you know, the fancy store. Yeah. I get that one. It's like yellow.

31:46 Um, so she made the surprise announcement on Tuesday via her Instagram page. Show to her followers. New collab coming soon. I'll give you a hint. It's mermaid approved. She included several photos of her at a recent Chicken of the Sea event where she was wearing a sexy black dress.

31:58 She's wearing a black dress that I kind of need. You know, I feel like it's very my um physique.

32:05 She looks great. Yeah, she does. I love Jessica Simpson. Yeah, me as well. Important time to bring up. She is my birthday buddy, so I probably love her more than you. Okay, I I'll I'll back down.

32:16 What's your favorite Jessica Simpson song? Maybe with you. I I recently like relisted to a song of hers. It was like on a playlist that I was listening to a lot and it Oh, I know it. I don't even need to look it up. Oh, I think I'm in love. I think that I'm in love with you and I've been doing silly things when it comes to you. Oh yeah.

32:42 Um so yeah, love this. Toasty lions maybe. Let's see how it ages. But like you're a little late.

32:47 I don't feel like it's Toasty Lions. Actually, we haven't had a Toasty Lions in a while.

32:50 Really? I feel like we recently added one. What did we remember? I remember we actually added two to the list and we weren't sure if they let's see how they did a well. This would be a good day to like sort of clean out the list.

33:00 It's such by the way #clear the lists. Oh cooji. Okay, so I'm going to start with the one I'm going to do the whole list.

33:12 Okay, toasty lions by the way are awards um the toast version of the can lions awards. It's for the best in branding like best brand partnerships, collaborations and ideas. things that just make sense. What we like to call marketing, smart marketing.

33:25 So, ones that are officially cemented on the list. Lindsay Hubard for client felt again, which is where you resell wedding dresses

33:32 that she never used. Ryan Marman, the actor from Smart House, doing an ad for Samsung Smart House.

33:36 So cute. Flip off doing ads on the toast. Oh, yep. Um, Alex Earl Carl's Jr. Oh, I feel like Yeah. Things that feel right. That

33:46 Oh, that had the question mark next to it. I I haven't thought about it since then, but I do still think

33:53 No, it's good. But no, it's like amazing. Like she's a Carl Jr. girl. That used to mean something.

33:59 Okay, I'm going to leave it with a question mark. We have to come back in like six months.

34:03 What was the last one? Soon to call. No, there's a bunch. Um Kristen Cavaleri's Eshow podcast tour. I really did think that was like brilliant.

34:09 Did it ever come out? Yeah, I watched it. Get rid of it. You were on maternity leave.

34:12 Get rid of it. I was watching everything on maternity leave. Get rid of it. Wow. I hate actually like delete. I would rather strike through, you know.

34:20 Well, you should because to note that like Yeah. No, it's it was you're erasing history.

34:25 Strike through or just like write delete. Have a I'll just write like no. E podcast.

34:33 Delete. Yeah. Astronomer Gwennneth Paltro. That's there. Oh, did we talk about the astronomer woman like doing her tell all? Okay.

34:40 I think we did. Taylor Frankie Paul as the Bachelorette. Yeah. Even though that's not like a marketing. No, but it was like Hulu, ABC.

34:47 That would be like a feat in casting. And I would put that also with Hairspray, which I do know. We have a list of the like things that are

34:53 perfectly gas movies. I think Taylor Frankie Paul would be on that list. We also have to wait to see her season.

34:58 True, true. And then, oh, the Girlfriend Amazon show XD toasters was good. Toasty lion.

35:07 Toasty lion. I feel like the list is lacking. Everyone needs to step it up. No, I just feel like it's one of those lists that's been so hyped up. you know, we can't even go back to it because we're only going to be disappointed.

35:16 Yeah. Um, so yeah, I guess this wouldn't be a toasty lion. What was it again? Chicken of a sea.

35:22 Yeah. It's just like low hanging fruit. This is like if I was if I worked in marketing and this was my client and I was like an unoriginal person, this would be the idea that I had.

35:30 Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Cuz I feel like it would be like cool and different if it was like Nick Lachche, you know.

35:39 Or like those girls from the toast. Oh, of course. And let me just say I love Chicken of the Sea tuna every day.

35:46 We talked about Starkist and Wild Earth for and that's probably what they wanted, you know.

35:51 Yeah. So that we could then say we've had Starkist, we've had Wild Earth. What's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea.

35:59 Bring back Jingles. Okay. Why does nobody have a jingle? Single-handedly are bringing back jingles. Of course. But I just mean if you want to like have a lasting impact, like you know who's holding the the jingle industry together? Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

36:17 We write really great jingles here. I don't know who else has a jingle. I think a lot of people do.

36:22 Goldfish used to have a great one. Snack that smiles back. Goldfish. Mhm. I love jingles. That's like how if I'm walking through the store and I see it, I'll like sing the jingle and then pick it up.

36:32 Yeah. Jingle all the way, huh? Jingle all the [ __ ] way. Our next story, Kylie Kyle is talking about Donna Kelsece being on Traders.

36:43 Oh, what does she say? And how she withheld inside scoop on Traitors from the family.

36:47 You know what's so funny when I think of like the Kelsey's and like who like I know that she's Taylor's sister-in-law. And I always like I forget that Donna and Kelsey know each Kylie know each other.

36:56 Yeah. And they're both like the female Kelsey's, you know? Yeah. in their name, but they're actually not related aside from through marriage.

37:04 Yeah. No, I forgot about them too together. Yeah. So, um also like any excuse to talk about traitors. Donna Kelsey was tight lipped about her experience on Peacocks The Traders. Her daughter-in-law Kylie tells people. Um she said she did not tell us much at all, which I respect. I respect. You've got to keep the mystery alive. She said, "I wonder."

37:21 I mean, if I was done, I wouldn't be like shouting from the rooftops what I did on that show because it wasn't good. Stop. Like I would be tight lipped as well.

37:33 I wonder if she even told them that she was the traitor and the secret traitor. Like I wonder if she told them that much.

37:38 Yeah. I'm also really curious. They obviously knew something when she left and came home two days later. I I you know what else I was thinking about the contestants that like get sent home. When do they find out who the traitors were? Like when they watch or Yeah. like you know

37:57 maybe they have some inside scoop and also they probably like talk to people in the cast and when like they end the show they probably talk you know when they all go home they probably talk to them.

38:05 Yeah but most of the people who get eliminated won't know who the traitors are. I guess actually towards the end you might start be being able to figure it out even if he get sent home.

38:15 Porsha went home say whoever goes home this in the new episode say it's Veron or whatever he goes home and like if he can message Porsha not that they're friends and be like oh by the way Donna was the first traitor. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. But I'm but I mean the remaining Traitors.

38:29 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, do you think Taylor's watching Traitors? I do because Travis is watching.

38:37 Yeah. Do you think Taylor watches reality TV? I don't know why. She does not strike me.

38:42 Didn't she say she watched Love Island? What did she say? She watched Love is Blind.

38:45 Love is Blind. You're right. She did say that also at Coachella. remember she met Teresa Judice and it didn't when you watch the video and she and when

38:55 Teresa told the story on her podcast, it didn't sound like there was any sort of like recognition.

39:00 Yeah, it just Teresa asked for a photo. Like if you watch any Bravo, you know Teresa, even if you don't watch Jersey Housewives.

39:07 Yeah, I feel like she probably knew who she was. I'm sure she watches some Bravo over the years, but she's definitely watched Traitors with Travis like to support Donner. Yeah,

39:17 who knows if she'll continue watching if it was off of a hook. I feel like No. Yeah. It It wasn't off to like an amazing start.

39:24 Yeah. And they kind of like did and they believe her mother-in-law. Yeah. So I even though like they were right because she was the traitor.

39:30 I don't think Travis is going to keep watching. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like he's more likely to keep watching than her just in terms of like things that I think she would like and things that he would like.

39:39 But I feel like the cast wouldn't be for him. Like I wouldn't I don't Yeah, there no like athletes. I'm surprised they don't have any like former athletes on there. I'm sure they do other seasons, but yeah, I just feel like he wouldn't be that interested in the group that they have.

39:50 Yeah, especially after they disrespected his mother. But Donna did say that she and Jason like watch every season of Traitors. He's just a Traitor fan. He's a fan of Jason.

39:58 I think so. That's the vibe I got that they like watch the show together cuz they love it.

40:02 Now, we didn't talk about how actually when Donna said she was a traitor, she kind of slayed with her delivery.

40:08 You got yourself a traitor. You got yourself a traitor. Honestly, that was the most energy like she gave the entire time. And first of all, I thought for sure she wasn't. So, I was going to be shocked no matter what. But I do really respect how she delivered that line. It's such an exciting thing to say and you have one chance to say it. And I don't know if she practiced in the mirror or whatever, but it was really good. Wow, she's really good.

40:32 What I also liked about her is that she never have like lied straight up. She never said, "I'm not a traitor." And that kind of, you know, was her nail in the coffin. Like, yeah, anyone can lie, but it's like how you can deflect.

40:45 Yeah. And that's why I do believe I would be a great trader because I you'll just lie.

40:50 I have no like moral high ground. I have no issue lying and I'm quite amazing at it. Although I do need to work on my whole looking up thing.

40:58 Yeah. So, it's like may the best liar win. Also, the best actor or actress. Correct.

41:04 Um, and you guys know like I was kind of meant to be an actress. Yes, we do know. Let's improv. Ready? We're at a coffee shop.

41:11 Oh my god. You know this is my least favorite game. Okay, fine. I'm at the bar.

41:14 You the barista or barista? What are you like? A customer. Okay. Hi. Hi. You [ __ ] [ __ ]

41:23 I mean, hi. Hi. What can I get for you today? Sorry. Um, before we get started, what are your pronouns?

41:34 And scene. That was really good. Oscar. Yeah, you should be the barista. Okay, why?

41:41 Like asking me my pronouns. Wait, I don't get it. It's very barista. Yeah, that's why I asked. Baristas are always like have funky pronouns.

41:51 Oh. Oh, you were just being like a respectful customer. A respectful patron. Yes.

41:55 Got it. Got it. Wow. You're very You're very kind. Well, in my acting life. See, wasn't that good acting?

42:02 Very good. You should go out for some [ __ ] like you can do that. I'm just kind of scared from the one time I auditioned for Lawn Motor SU and I didn't get it. Now again, I was too beautiful for the role. We know this. I've told the story a million times, but it rejection hurts. And actually, in terms of all the jobs that like I would be fit for, I think I would sudden chairs at the beach cuz you guys know that's like actually my nightmare job being like a hotel beach attendant having to like sweat in the sun, put up chairs and umbrellas. But I might be better suited for that than I would be for acting because like I like rejection and me we we are not friends. You have to Yeah. There's a lot of things that you're not going to want.

42:37 Like Yeah. My mental health like I would be on alert if I was like a concerned family member of mine because I I really would not be able to take it.

42:44 Yeah. Okay. So, no. So, no. Chris Kn is taking a dig at his Sex in the City co-star Sarah Jessica Parker in an exploitative fil Instagram post.

42:54 You know, I am giggling. I'm just thinking. I don't know if you saw I don't know if you watched every single Maternity leave episode, but Joey Kamasa said the funniest thing. I was like, "Um, we were talking about guns." And I'm like, "Do you have a gun or would you have a gun?" He's like, "I couldn't."

43:05 Oh, yeah. I saw. I'm like, "Why?" He's like, "If I ever look past Sorry. If I ever walked past the mirror and looked, I would kill myself."

43:17 He is so funny. Like seriously, sometimes like I'm just giggling. Sorry. He's a threat to himself.

43:22 Yeah. Right. Understand. Know thyself. 100%. And he said like because his his joke is that like his biggest enemy in this life is his inner sabotur. Okay. Sorry. Oh yeah, Chris No, I did see this. Um, so he posted a snap of himself working out in the gym and he wrote, "Fuck New Year's. Let's go." And then someone commented saying, "You mean [ __ ] SJP" in her award, right? Lol. She won like an honorary award at the Golden Globes. Did she like give a speech and everything?

43:48 Yeah, the Carol Bernett award. Matthew Brderick was there. Like a bunch of people made videos. It was like a big, you know, bot mitzvah type of affair. So, the person said, "You mean [ __ ] her in her award, right?" And he responded saying "Right."

43:58 Um, I feel like that's actually not what he meant cuz like the picture was like Jim, it was very like new me. So, I actually I don't think there was subtext within this particular caption. Although, I do believe he hates Sarah Jessica Parker. I would love to see him and Kim Catrell get together because they're literally the I hate Sarah club. Um, now if I recall, there were allegations against Chris Nth after the first season of And Just Like That. And he got fired. Everybody said like, "You're guilty. We're out." He maintained his innocence. You know, I'm sure at the time it was like really challenging. Although now in hindsight, getting fired from that show like was probably one of the better things to happen to him. Um, I don't know like enough about the allegations to like remember if like if he was like like really guilty or like really not. I just feel like as like a woman in Hollywood,

44:42 like she wouldn't be caught dead even like defending this person who she's known for 20 years. Um,

44:47 right. And like recast in the next show, even though she had been done working with him and could have gotten away scotfree, but in the next show, right, if he was this bad guy and everyone, but again, I don't know anything about the allegations and literally I'm not stepping in this because like seriously,

45:00 I've been watching just like that. Like these people are not my issue. There was just like stories today.

45:04 Not my plate. Um, and I want to talk about the picture. I thought he looked very handsome

45:09 in this picture with the dumbbells. With the gains. Making gains. Yeah, he is handsome and he looks handsome.

45:14 Did he ever do anything acting wise outside of the show? I feel like Yeah, I feel like he's like

45:19 like what? He just I just Oh, I actually Tom Celic. I feel like he's in one of those shows, you know, a CSI.

45:27 I know. Law and Order. No, no, with Juliana Margalles. What's that show? The Good Lawyer or something. What?

45:35 The Good Wife. Is that a Is that Juliana Margles? I'll go to his IMDb. I feel like it is. Yeah. Yeah.

45:45 Uh, The Good Wife. Yeah. Is he still on the Good Wife? Are you guys shocked that I know Juliana Margles? I feel like I don't get it.

45:51 I know you want to keep saying her name. Zionist Queen. Juliana Margles. Beautiful. You should watch a good wife.

45:57 You know what I watched last night? I restarted the pit. Not restarted, sorry. New season.

46:02 Great. That show is so good. And you know I'm because it was just nominated and everyone was talking about it. I didn't know like the lore behind it. So

46:10 the good wife ended in 2016. The um the actor from the pit Noah while also Jewish king

46:17 looks like Adam Sandler. Um if Adam Sandler were good-looking. Yeah. Yeah. No, I just I never saw him before and then I was seeing him at the award show. I said, "Oh, Adam Sandler wore a suit and it was not him."

46:27 Okay. They they maybe you were looking at Adam Sandler like they don't look alike and Adam Sandler was there.

46:32 Okay. Wait. Noah Wild W Y L E I'm on my way. Adam Sandler, are you on? What are you talking about? Dr. Robbie.

46:40 Hold on. Like in some Okay. In some pictures and like from far away. And if I close my eyes. Yeah. It looks just like him. Um Well, I started season two of The Pit, which is one of my favorite shows. And I didn't know. So he was like like, "Okay, look at this still of The Pit. That looks like Adam Sandler. Can you agree?" Like it's tiny.

47:00 Sure. Like whatever. I just sure um he like kind of came out of nowhere but I didn't realize he was an actor on ER with George Clooney and then like he didn't really take off in the way.

47:12 He loves playing a doctor though. He's got the chops. My phone is calling me saying someone's calling you. Maybe Clauddio Sherry. Claudia.

47:21 Okay. Okay. Pick up. It's you. Hello Clauddio. Sherry. Hi. Is it Claudio? It sounds like a man. Sounds like Claudio. Sherry.

47:38 Yes. Um, can I just call you back in like a couple of minutes? Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

47:53 What a crazy show today. Yeah, today's show is definitely manic. A little wacky. Was Clauddio okay? Like I don't know why it said Clauddio like one time I must have like been at

48:05 something and like made a pledge to like some and I never fulfilled the pledge and they always call and like I'm happy to pay but like please don't call me. I'm always like email me email and they never follow up via email. They just like call back. Um I will fulfill my pledge at some point in my lifetime.

48:19 They have to make it like I'm much simpler. How would you fulfill your pledge over the phone even? You know

48:24 credit card. Yeah. Correct. Do not call me. Do not come. I won't be picking up the phone.

48:30 Don't call me. I agree. Clauddio Sherry, you know there's a feature on your phone that like numbers that you don't have saved, like they won't ring for you.

48:38 They like screen it and Yeah, I don't like that either. Well, I was missing like really important.

48:42 Of course. So, I unfortunately had to turn that off. Oh, I didn't even know you could turn it off. I actually need to. It's annoying as [ __ ]

48:47 The screening. Oh, anytime they screen a call, it's something I I desperately need.

48:51 Oh, now they only screen like spam, which calls me every day. Okay, I need to figure that out. Our next story, Oscar winning actress Jennifer Lawrence identifies as a stay-at-home mom, she said. So, Jennifer Lawrence went on Smartless. I'm sure she's a lot of stuff. Oh my god, why? That's like perfect for her.

49:08 Well, first of all, Jennifer Lawrence went on a podcast and nobody knows about it because they don't have video. So, like that's just annoying to watch somebody beautiful. Like, we have to listen. No thanks. Um, and two, like I'm just so sick of those guys, honestly.

49:18 I'm fine with them. like I'm sick of them like for the for the bit, but like like for real, I I think they're, you know fine.

49:26 Okay, whatever. Um, anyway, she said, "I identify as a stay-at-home mom." She said that she's obviously working and recently had to juggle a hectic schedule. I normally have a busy three months while I'm filming, but even in that sense, it's calm because there's nothing else to do. I just go to work, I do that, I come home, I sleep, and then I do it again. And then like two weeks while you promote, it is hectic. Um, you know what? I could see people rolling their eyes at this, but I do like she is not a celebrity who actively works a lot.

49:50 She's not like going to a lot of events and doing a lot of brand deals and filming eight TV shows and three movies. She does like maybe a movie a year and she's in that one commercial. Like yeah, those couple of weeks where she's working, um the kid's dad can chip in. I'm sure she has an she does like two weeks of press like she said again busy two weeks, but yeah, I guess. So say it's four weeks out of the year that she's super busy but still even is like around available and then the rest of the months is a stay at home mom. That's like a nice way to think about it.

50:16 Yeah. I don't um find this offensive as a mother. No, I didn't. I thought it was sweet.

50:21 Yeah. Do you consider yourself a stay-at-home mom? No, only because I really don't like to stay at home with the baby. Like, oh my god, time moves so slow when you're just like sitting around the house. Even if you're doing like the good engaging like matt time and all that [ __ ] I'm like, let's just go somewhere. That's why I went to your house yesterday. Like, I can't just sit around in the house with the kid. Like,

50:42 it's so slow and boring. Yeah. So, I'm like, no. And I know I don't consider myself a stay at home mom. I'm like a part-time working mom. I don't know what the stay at home working mom.

50:50 I don't know what the but I'm not staying at home because we work here. So, like I don't know.

50:52 She likes to go out. Yeah. And I have my studio in the city. Like I have to leave.

50:55 Try and change lanes. Yeah. Right. And try and kill people, myself included, while changing lanes.

51:02 Are you ready for our fifth and vinyl story? I am. Okay. Are you? Yeah. I was choose your own adventure, but I get my choice. But Nikki Glazer is revealing the Sydney Sweeney joke that she cut from the 2026 Golden Globes. I actually love this when people I like when she tells us what share like jokes that they cut. She So, she shared a bunch of jokes that she cut um with Howard Stern.

51:25 Yes. This has become like a tradition. After last year, she went on Howard Stern. After the Tom Brady Rose, she went on Howard Stern. She shares she does like the segment where she reads the jokes that she was going to say.

51:33 Yeah. And then she like explains why she cut them. And I guess Sydney wasn't at the award show, which is why she cut this one. But she said, "People just aren't going to the theater to see things. If you don't believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14."

51:50 What movie? The Christy, like the boxer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Um, that's like a good joke and I think that it's unoffensiveish. Like if Sydney was there, like it would have been fine.

52:02 Uh, it's a little demeaning. Well, it depends what type of comic you want to be, right? A man could never say it, first of all.

52:08 Oh my god. Jail. Jail. Like literally prison. Lock him up. Um, and I I don't know. I don't know how Sydney feels about Sydney self. Do you know what I mean? Like she is this like modernday sort of like Marilyn Monroe, like sex figure. Yeah. Sexy woman. And that's been an intentional choice on her part.

52:27 So, and she leans into it. But I also feel like this movie that actually might have hurt her feelings more because this movie was her her serious passion project

52:35 and she funded it herself. It did make three 14 is generous. It made $3 and it wasn't about her like jumping around in tiny shorts like it was about the story.

52:43 Anyone but you was like a movie about her body like Yeah. It was very It was like very male gays.

52:50 Yeah. And this was like serious and hey like eyes don't look at me. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it probably would have I mean Yeah. It's a little

52:59 It's a little offensive. It's a well-written joke though. You won't catch me saying anything negative about Satan Denise Sweeney, especially not today. She met with two hostages in the last few days, Noah Argammani and Avi Natan or um so she's my queen

53:11 a thousand%. So we're not making jokes at her expense. No. Um Mark Ruffalo on the other hand,

53:16 Mark Ruffalo, it's getting worse. He is really It's getting really bad. So crazy.

53:21 And you know what's like really he's so crazy and he's in every movie. every year he's at these awards shows because people keep putting him in movies. Like no matter how crazy he is, he just says like the nuttiest things like about everything.

53:32 And it's like someone's going to cast him again, like run it back and do it again. We're going to have to see him at the next show and the next show and the next show.

53:38 And it's just so crazy because like and this is just regardless of my feelings about Mark Ruffalo, Hollywood is like a very vain shallow industry. And like in terms of men who are aging well, Mark Ruffalo is really not one of them. Like he actually like I'm sorry to be mean like looks terrible. Um, and like if that was a woman, like seriously, she would never work again. Helmar Ruffalo is more booked and busy than ever when he's seriously never looked worse.

53:58 No, when he's like actually a raving lunatic. And I feel like most of the time, like when someone's a raving lunatic, it's like, okay, like we're going to put you out to pasture,

54:07 right? He must have great agents. Yeah, maybe he's a good actor, you know? Like

54:12 I mean, Just Like Heaven was so good. Like I'm I will still watch that movie because I shouldn't suffer.

54:16 Yeah. Maybe he's just like the best man for the job of the acting. just which requires a raving lunatic.

54:23 Acting is really not that hard. Like there's no way. There's no way. Yeah. Um there is this like children's books. I must have gotten it. I didn't buy it myself. It just like made its way. It's called The Gruff and it's about this like madeup creature in the forest called The Gruff. Um and then like spoiler alert, the Gruff exists. Um and it's like these wa beast like this ugly big Yeah,

54:46 the Gruff. That person obviously listens to The Toast, whoever wrote the book. Uh, did you buy that book?

54:51 No, I said it made its way towards me in like a gift or something. I did not buy it. I kind of like it.

54:56 Okay. Yeah, it's cute. It has a nice message. Does it rhyme? Yeah, of course. I don't mess around with books that don't rhyme.

55:01 Reminder, Cameron and Counselor. Literally the only book worth having. I'm being dead [ __ ] serious.

55:06 And we were talking last night. You were at my house and you were like, "What book should I get? I need new books." I think we're going to go to the bookstore, which is always really fun.

55:11 Yeah, cuz like I just have a problem not maybe I'm just like a protective mother, but I was like reading this book like about a dog and the dog is not listening to his mom and like that's the whole point of the book. Why the [ __ ] would I be reading that? Like

55:20 give him any ideas. I literally I'm like burning books. Yeah, I'll give you I find problems. I'll tell you what he lives.

55:27 Of course, Rainbow Fish is a communist. Like I find issues in all books and I'm trying not to be this like sort of nitpicky mother, but it's we need to go to Barnes & Noble.

55:35 And sometimes I feel like there's bad behavior throughout the book and by the end like it does get better, but sometimes like the kids don't have the like don't want to eat through till the end. So, like they're just getting up in the middle of the book when like this child behaves so poorly

55:48 and he's like being rewarded for it. No, I don't mess around like that, right? And the lesson doesn't come until the end, but it's too late by they didn't finish the book.

55:55 Of course, another issue, but you don't see that in Camber and the counselor. She's a queen throughout.

56:01 I think we can call it. Did we do five stories? Like, I just feel like the stories, like I said, were an inconvenient truth, but this was definitely one of our better episodes. Um,

56:11 and we'll leave you with that. Thank you so much for listening to the Tell me live recap tomorrow. Could we say that? I'll be ready.

56:16 I'll try. Oh my god, this so not like you. You're always like ball busting me like watch your shows, do your homework.

56:22 You like watch all this stuff this weekend and you were so like watch happy. Yeah, I'll try.

56:30 Interesting. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Tesla morning show. fast Monday and wickedly talented we are. Love you. Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026"?

Jackson Claude (Host), Jackie Jaclyn Flew (Guest).

What is "Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026" about?

The discussion highlights the hosts' lighthearted banter about their show, including a new segment called "Coochie's Corner," the challenges of their merchandise logistics, and a nostalgic reflection on a past "hat era." They emphasize community engagement and humor, balancing personal anecdotes with a focus on building a brand identity.

What is mentioned in this The Toast episode?

20 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Jackson Claude, Jackie Jaclyn Flew, Tell Me Lies, Eternity Merch, Chicken of the Sea, Coochie's Corner. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Taking Accountability on the Road: Wednesday, January 14th, 2026"?

The episode runs 57 min; the transcript is about 13,052 words in 343 timestamped sections.

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