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The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026", an episode of The Toast published January 28, 2026 (49 min, about 11,461 words). It mentions 16 people, works and ideas, including Kendall Jenner, Nicola Peltz, Brooklyn Beckham, Lala Kent, Michelle Sai.

What this episode is about

The content discusses the hosts' lighthearted banter on various topics, including a recent experience with Botox and lip filler, which has left one of the hosts feeling tired and dealing with visible effects. The conversation also touches on a previous mention of casting for a show called "Traiers," showcasing the playful dynamic between the hosts as they navigate their morning chat.

Key takeaways

  • Botox and drama: a match made in reality TV heaven—who knew injections sparked more tension than beauty?
  • Emotive expressions versus frozen faces: comedians navigate aesthetics like tightrope walkers on the high wire of humor.
  • Beauty treatments costing thousands provoke reflections on self-worth—are we investing in images or inflated ideals?
  • Svelte abs and swollen lips: the unpredictability of cosmetic enhancements makes for a wild ride in self-image.
  • Stay tuned for biopsy results: humor is the best medicine, but don't skip the full-body checks, folks!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Big Ben, Jack Ruby, Ryan Locky
  2. – 10:00: Khloe Kardashian, Chris Appleton, Kendall Jenner
  3. – 15:00: Big Ben
  4. – 20:00: Prolon, Little Spoon, Kendall Jenner
  5. – 25:00: Khloe Kardashian
  6. – 35:00: Victoria Beckham, Nicola Peltz, David Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham
  7. – 40:00: Haley Duff, Ashley Tisdale
  8. – 45:00: Michelle Sai, Lala Kent, Ashley Tisdale
  9. – 48:54: Lala Kent

Notable quotes from "The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026"

  • Yeah, as Ben would say, it's probably the injections getting to me. I have to tell you something. So yesterday, yeah, you guys are probably wondering why do I look so different? I finally after 2.
    about Big Ben · at
  • Creating a cycle of dependency. So, having a partner like Prolon is really helpful after that journey. Prolon is clinically proven to protect muscle mass and promote fat loss…
    about Prolon · at
  • Ways. and then you have kids and you're Oh, I'm not just I'm not just in this for myself. Well, Little Spoon will help you stop stressing over last minute meals. So, start…
    about Little Spoon · at
  • Aforementioned Kendall Jenner fanatic sports book commercial. So yesterday Kendall premiered her new commercial for the Super Bowl. She is trolling her athlete exes and poking…
    about Kendall Jenner · at
  • So yeah, stay tuned. This is making me excited and like Kim went I think with Fanatics to the Super Bowl in Vegas. So like I think that just the girls are going to be grilling and especially cuz like Taylor's not there. I feel like.
    about Khloe Kardashian · at
  • So, Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a $1 million a month allowance from her billionaire father. The staggering allowance is in stark contrast to the financial support Brooklyn is thought.
    about Nicola Peltz · at
  • Yeah. And apparently reports last year claimed that David and Victoria fear their son is trapped by the couple's prenup as well as his living situation in LA because they live in this 11 million home. But it has been reported.
    about Victoria Beckham · at
  • Leads into our fifth and final story, which is some valley tea. Did you see that Lala Kent teases a potential romance with Michelle Sai?
    about Lala Kent · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Kendall Jenner — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject · 2 mentions · first at
    Central to the lead news story about a Super Bowl ad where she jokes about the 'Kardashian curse' and her athlete exes.
  • Nicola Peltz — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed in a segment about alleged family money dynamics and a reported $1M/month allowance from her father, affecting her marriage dynamics with Brooklyn Beckham.
  • Brooklyn Beckham — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject · 1 mention · first at
    Appears in the same money/prenup discussion as Nicola Peltz, framed around his financial independence and relationship with his parents David and Victoria Beckham.
    Billionaire father. The staggering allowance is in stark contrast to the financial support Brooklyn is thought to receive from his parents, David and Victoria. So, her dad is…
  • Lala Kent — Person · Referenced reality TV personality / story subject · 3 mentions · first at
    Appears in the final story teasing a potential romance with Michelle Sai, implying a storyline for 'The Valley' ecosystem.
  • Michelle Sai — Person · Referenced reality TV personality / story subject · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as the other party in the teased romance with Lala Kent; contextualized as 'Michelle from the Valley' who divorced Jesse.
    Leads into our fifth and final story, which is some valley tea. Did you see that Lala Kent teases a potential romance with Michelle Sai?
  • Big Ben — Person · Referenced non-public figure (likely host’s spouse/partner) · 2 mentions · first at
    Recurring in the cold open as the person reacting to the host’s Botox/filler ('the injections') and daily-life anecdotes (sleep, parenting). Identity is ambiguous from transcript alone.
  • Khloe Kardashian — Person · Referenced celebrity / comparison point · 4 mentions · first at
    Used as a reference in a discussion about cosmetic procedures and Kardashian transparency, plus mention of her appearance on 'Khloe in Wonderland'.
  • Victoria Beckham — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject (family context) · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as Brooklyn Beckham’s mother in the same money/prenup discussion; framed as having a different philosophy than the Peltz family.
  • Ashley Tisdale — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in a pop-culture segment about 'toxic mom group drama' and a playdate photo with Haley Duff after alleged conflict involving Hilary Duff.
    Ashley Tisdale and Haley Duff have shared a moment from a playd date together after the toxic mom group drama.
  • Haley Duff — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as part of the same 'mom group drama' narrative; framed as aligning with Ashley Tisdale amid alleged tension with her sister Hilary Duff.
    These two are hanging out. So, Haley Duff shared a photo of her daughter playing under a table with Ashley's daughter. captioned undert shenanigans.
  • David Beckham — Person · Referenced celebrity / story subject (family context) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as Brooklyn Beckham’s father in the segment contrasting Beckham vs Peltz family wealth and parenting philosophy about independence.
    Yeah. And apparently reports last year claimed that David and Victoria fear their son is trapped by the couple's prenup as well as his living situation in LA because they live in this 11 million home. But it has been reported.
  • Chris Appleton — Person · Referenced celebrity hairstylist (anecdotal reference) · 2 mentions · first at
    Used as an example in a discussion about not publicly listing insecurities ('what we hate about ourselves').
    Leave your insecurities dormant. Like when Chris Appleton want us to say what we hate about ourselves.
  • Ryan Locky — Person · Referenced reality TV cast member (contextual aside) · 1 mention · first at
    Briefly mentioned at the top as being on season one of 'Traitors' (spelled 'Traiers' in transcript). Name likely refers to Ryan Lochte; transcript spelling is inconsistent.
    So, sorry about that. Not me accurately predicting who would make a good Traiers cast. And lo and behold, the casting team thought so as well.
  • Jack Ruby — Person · Referenced family member (likely child) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a personal anecdote about being tired due to Ruby having a runny nose; not enough context to identify further.
    Okay, so this morning I was Oh my god, I'm so tired. Ruby has a runny nose, so like it was not the best night's sleep. Like I'm just tired. I'm allowed to be [ __ ] tired. I wake up.

Sponsors

  • Prolon — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a fasting mimicking diet program to support metabolic health and weight loss, especially for those transitioning off GLP1 medications.
  • Little Spoon — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a convenient and healthy meal solution for babies, toddlers, and big kids, delivered straight to the door.

Full transcript with timestamps

Good morning. It's the It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday. Ryan Locky was on season one of Traiers. Thank you.

Star asterric. It's Wednesday. So, sorry about that. Not me accurately predicting who would make a good Traiers cast. And lo and behold, the casting team thought so as well.

Yeah, I'm glad we all agreed. You are aware it's Wednesday. You're kidding. Yeah, good news for you.

Well, that for me. Wait, you're kidding. Yeah, Wednesday. Yesterday, Dear Toasters.

Oh, yesterday. Dear Toasters. Okay, so sorry everyone. Happy Wednesday. Already issuing a correction.

Yeah, as Ben would say, it's probably the injections getting to me. I have to tell you something. So yesterday, yeah, you guys are probably wondering why do I look so different? I finally after 2 years got Botox and lip filler. Now my upper lip is very swollen. So

you're talking a little different, too. My upper lip like it hurts. Like it's very swollen. Um so just bear with me. Um and Ben is when I forgot cuz I haven't gotten like any sort of Botox in so long. Ben is so dramatic.

He keeps calling it the injections. Okay, so this morning I was like, "Oh my god, I'm so tired." Ruby has a runny nose, so like it was not the best night's sleep. Like I'm just tired. I'm allowed to be [ __ ] tired. I wake up. I'm like, "I am so tired." And Ben is like, "You think it's the injections?" Like, I'm like, "No, like the injections, calm down." Like, he's being so dramatic yesterday. And he was like, and like, "What's in these injections?" I'm like, "I don't [ __ ] know. Who cares? Like, leave me alone." He's being so dramatic.

Botox cuz it's toxic. I actually got Disport. They were like, "Do you have a preference?" And I was like "Honestly

this port or that port?" I'm like, "The cheaper port, please." Like, it was an expensive afternoon. Um, yeah, I don't care. So, if I'm looking different, it's the disport. Yeah.

Um, do you want to tell us what you did? Sure. I did disport in my forehead. That's like Botox.

But I was I was having to explain to the doctor. I'm like, yeah, like I'm kind of like a comedian, like a personality. It's a new doctor I've never been to. Um, and so I'm on camera a lot. And so I still like to emote, you know, I don't want to be totally frozen, so she understood. Um, and then I was telling her about like my upper lip saga, which she also understood. She gave me what I believe is a kiss.

Excuse me. Well, she kissed me. Sorry. She kept saying to the nurse like a kiss. So, I think that's just like when your upper lip like needs to be a little cuz she didn't put anything on my lower lip. My lower lip is like fine and normal.

Oh, interesting. My upper lip like curls up when I smile. Um, so she did a little Botox under my nose. Oh my god, it was so [ __ ] painful. Um, and then also got a full body check while I was there.

What? No, nothing. What? No, nothing. Cardboard Cooji goes for injections. What?

Cardboard Cooji did go for injections cuz you already commented about the price of disport versus Botox.

Okay. I don't know what the difference is. And I'm sure like I got the more I'm sure I got the more expensive one because I was just like, "Yeah, whatever you recommend."

Just throwing money at at the problem. Yeah. So, Cardboard Cooji, I spent $3,000. So, would Car Sorry, 2,000. Would Cardboard Cooji ever

ever do it? No. Um, just 2K on a random afternoon. But I was watching our show, the best show on earth. Like, seriously, the greatest show. And it's interesting like our eyebrows up until today, both of our eyebrows like move so much. Like, we're so emotive. You know, the face I pulled an unremarkable student. Like I don't know that I could have made that face if I had Botox. So like enjoy this moment for what it is. The show is very expressive as am I. Um but yeah,

our fireheads were moving more than they probably ever moved. Our fire heads more than they ever moved in the show.

I know. I was thinking that like I remember when I was doing standup, I was doing less Botox cuz like it really was so important that I move. And now like I seriously don't care. Um you guys, the show's amazing regardless of whether my eyebrows move and they don't.

And a lot of you listen as a podcast. Oh, true. So this is irrelevant. Yeah. So I'm just like filled with with stuff

with toxins and injections and I'm jealous. Whatever. Like she could have seriously put anything in my the good even the crunchy mom's like they still do Botox

of course. And I also like not to bring down the mood. That's like beyond the pale.

Not to bring down the mood but while I was there like they said you know we have also because it was a cosmetic dermatologist. They were like also you should get a full body check. And like sure, even though there's something so humiliating about a full body check, I'm like my full body, like the whole thing, like even under my shirt. And so yeah, I did a whole body check and yeah, now me having something irregular on my back, it's been biopsied, so stay tuned. Um,

that's good that you did that though. It's good that I did that. Like I wasn't expecting like full body checks are just sort of supposed to go off without a hitch. And she did my back very last. I was sort of like scrolling there on my phone. Um, and she was like, you know, I see something irregular on your back. I'm going to biopsy it. So I had to get numb. It hurts so [ __ ] bad. She scraped it off. Um, so yeah, tune in next week to find out if it's melanoma. Like,

okay. I know. I just feel like if I make light of it, it won't be melanoma if I keep calling it.

I also feel like, you know, lab's got a lab. I know. I You know what? She was getting silly. Like, I think she just wanted to scrape my back.

Yeah, for sure. That's what she's trained to do. Like, even though I was like, "Can I see?" And she like zoomed in on her like little stethoscope and took a picture for me.

Why was it regular? It was not regular. For sure. But there's a million things that a regular could be. A lot of them like could be nothing.

Yeah. So hopefully. But I just feel like if I keep saying it's melanoma, like it won't be, you know?

Yeah. This is your time to get your skin checked guys. Yeah. And it's nice that like you didn't even have to like seek it out. Like it just sort of like fell into

I was never going to go. We're never going to go. Yeah. So that's really good. Yeah. So stay tuned, you know, for the results.

Well, I'm really excited about your new lips, you know, and I I love I love work done.

Yeah. And work was done. And then also we like laid out future plans like for, you know, my next 10 15 years. That was fun too.

You had a 10 to 15 year plan. Yeah. Could that office accommodate all of your plans?

Okay, it's not that many. And yeah, like what sort of plans? Well, I was just I don't want to say it because then like people start pointing it out, you know, like something that bothers me about my face.

I I totally agree cuz people like even if they never noticed it, it'll be like in my comments. Don't you guys feel like her blank is getting blank, you know?

I completely So, I'll tell you after. Leave your insecurities dormant. Like when Chris Appleton want us to say what we hate about ourselves.

Um nothing. And I'm certainly not going to tell the internet. Like I can understand like why that's a good exercise in selfcare, but like

No, but he's also a man. Like no, but also like we're it's not just the three of us in the room. Like

thousand%. I'll tell you off camera. How much time do you have? 1,000%. Yeah. It's not really an activity for the public square.

And no, it's not for public consumption. Like it's just not. Sorry. So if you want to know, you guys guess. No, I'm kidding. Don't.

Um No, I won't. And that's very exciting. Um, I'm a couple months behind you, but enjoy these Lukaks while you have them.

En enjoy these eyebrows. Lots of lots of motion. Not even. You look so great. Well, you know, I've been using my pads, my viral pads.

She did mention the pads to the doctor. She said, "Have you tried these viral pads?" And I saw my favorite Instagrammer's Instagram, and I said, "Actually, that's my sister." Yeah.

What about the sister? Yeah, right. I said, "That's literally my sister." Um, the pads are padding. So,

I could tell you won't even need to go to the doctor. No, but like imagine once I go to the doctor plus I'm using the pads. 12 years old.

Thousand% 12-year-old. I aim to be 12. Alert. Alert. Minor on the loose. Unaccompanied minor. You're going to look so young and when you get on a plane and they're going to say, "Where's your chaperone ma'am?"

Where's your chaperone ma'am? Where's your chaperon, miss? Little miss. Little girl.

Little girl. Um, we did not watch Tommy Liz last night because we were playing Maong. So, sorry about that. Um, recap will be coming tomorrow.

Yeah. And also Kim is on Khloe and Wonderland today. Apparently she's talking about all the things including what we literally asked her for the Megan Markle photos

and I didn't read about it. I'm gonna watch the episode today. We'll talk about it tomorrow. I need to hear it from her lips full of context, full of facial expressions as much as they can emote. Even though she tried Botox once and didn't like it.

Even though Okay, I'm actually so glad you brought that up cuz on my way I was thinking about how on Chloe and Wonderland, one of the questions on part one was like, "What's a plastic surgery or cosmetic thing that you can't live without?" And Kim said probably Botox. Um, and like remember when she got Botox on TV and said she was allergic to it and so we were supposed to be believing this whole time that like she wasn't getting Botox cuz she like has psoriasis or whatever.

Yeah. Like okay. There was an era where the Kardashians were so like annoying about that. Like remember when Kim got her butt x-rayed? Like girl,

right? Like can we just say it? I don't know. It's like the one thing that you that they don't right like now they've embraced like Kim got her uh Kim Chris got her face lift. Kylie shared her breasts. Like come on.

Yeah. Khloe's too. Like Khloe's is kind of crazier than Kim's. Yeah. All the girl. Well, no, not Courtney. Not Kend.

Not Courtney. Not Kendall. Oh, did you see Kendall's commercial? Yeah, it's a story.

Okay, we'll talk about it because I thought it was so great. Yeah, I did as well. Um, might have to get out the Toasty Lions list.

I know. And I never thought we'd be getting out the Toasty Lions list for Kendall Jenner.

No. Or so soon. Like I just felt like the bar was too high. I guess with Super Bowl coming up, you know, the marketers are marketing,

right? It's almost that time. You guys be careful like you for what what you get targeted with.

They're vying for placement on Toasty Lions. But we do have to add to Toasty Lions. Bruno for Better Wild. He did ads for dental health treats which is just hysterical.

I feel like we're you're right now like people release their Super Bowl commercials like was the Fablettic Fabletics.

Yeah, cuz she's Well, I think it was a pre-s Super Bowl commercial cuz she's on her way to the Super Bowl in this commercial.

Oh, right. And then I think there'll be a a commercial in the Super Bowl cuz I hate like why can't the Super Bowl commercials just like air during the Super Bowl and have it be special? Like no, people have to release it three days in a row. They have to make commercials leading up to the commercials. It's like people are doing too much.

Yeah. But like you spend so much on this commercial. I understand wanting to like beef it up. But it better be good is all I'll say. And this is good. So this is enjoyable. But like when it's Duncan like Duncaning

Agreed with more Duncan. Well, if you want to know who the Dunkins are rooting the Dunkins are rooting for, they've already made that clear.

Yeah, cuz there are zero Dunkin Donuts in Seattle, Washington, which is crazy. But there's like 3,000 in Boston.

But didn't Starbucks start in Seattle, so they might have a monopoly on the state.

Oh, this is kind of like the Seattle Starbucks. Starbucks Starbucks versus Duncan.

I think I'm ready for Starbucks. I lowkey a Starbucks every single morning. I don't go to Starbucks. I like their um supermarket products. You guys know I like the medium unsweetened big jug.

That's huge for me. I don't know. If Coffeemate was a team, I would be rooting for them, too. But I think I might be rooting for the Seattle Starbucks.

I might be rooting for the Seattle egg white bites. I know. Just something to think about.

Something to think about. Well, we still have to solidify our game day plans. We do have to solidify our game day plans. Who wants to have a messy kitchen? Cuz wherever we go, Ben's going to cook.

I know. So, it's like you or Olivia. I'm scared. Unless we go out, but like that's not fun.

No. No. I want to have like a relaxed like a real true American Super Bowl. Yeah. I need to like line up my Zepound shot so I'm like free to eat what I want,

please. Yeah, I weighed myself this morning. What are you down? 12 pounds and like I look exactly the same. What's [ __ ] sad?

True. And your energy is like lighter for sure. You know, when you start like shedding the weight and you're like feeling good, you you're like you have a different

aura. Like aura. Yeah. I had taken a couple like like a week off from weighing myself because I got my period and there's just no use on going on that on that emotional roller coaster.

Oh, my period's over. Did I Did I not tell you guys make a period t-shirt? We manufactured it. So, it should make it only We should do a line of like eternity merch. The period collection.

Yeah. Write that down. We have a lot of big ideas. What else? Well, we have uh maternity for eternity,

of course. Oh, you mean a lot of merch ideas and our men's collection paternity.

Yeah, I love that. Oh, yeah. We have a lot of merch ideas now that we're eternity merch. Like the possibilities are endless. Yeah, we need Redheads merch now that the Redheads have a new devivve.

It feels like kind of an maybe it's only because it's the new year, but it feels like a lot of like renewed rebirth energy.

Yeah. Amongst our brands, our branding. Yeah, it does. I feel like How has your January has your January January as we close out the month soon?

Did I say that I had a resolution? I feel like you did. I think it was my zbound, right? Like I had already started two weeks early.

That's not like a resolution, but I feel like you eating healthy is not like a resolution. That was You didn't come on here to say you're going to eat healthy. Like that's

I said I was starting my health journey. That's not No, no. But I do feel like you had a resolution.

It's not good that we can't remember it cuz I'm obviously not keeping up on it. Um if it was my subscriptions, I'm kind of crushing that. Um canceling my peacock when I get home.

Resolution. I feel like I didn't. But do you feel like you have successfully January?

No. I feel like you have really like I haven't been home so like I haven't been on top of my [ __ ] Like but you've been on top of your work like toast crushing it at work.

Hysterical. You're on your Zepbound weight loss journey. You have a new face. That's actually true.

Like you've accomplished a lot from January 1st to January 28th. Like you've done a lot.

Yeah, I guess. Thanks for hyping me up. So have you. Thank you. But I'm not in really a position to January so hard.

I know. But um I'm meeting my She'll be January in in April. So come back like April 1st.

Yeah. Actually April 7th if we're going to be like Yeah. get the month. Yeah. All the way. Well, we'll see. We'll see.

We'll see. We'll see. Um, look, I guess let's get into the stories. There's lots to discuss. I feel like we keep waiting.

We also got $100,000 haircuts like in January. I got $50,000. I only got half a haircut.

But you got like the the front, which is the important half. Yeah, but I I'm a 50,000. I'm walking around with this hair. 50,000.

This hairund, though. It's something though. I was almost 100. We going to have a good time. Hands up to this guy. We gonna get toasty tonight. I feel like we're gonna We are gonna get toasty tonight.

You have plans tonight. I actually do have plans tonight. So do I. But I also think I'll be getting toasty.

Yeah. Do you feel Yeah, I got plans tonight. Do you got plans tonight? Tonight?

No. Do you got plans tonight? I'm a couple hundred miles from Japan. Yeah, I have plans tonight.

Do you want to share them? No, she's private. Yeah, we just got big plans. Big big plans.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I got some big big plans. But a little house on the We could go on forever with this game. Oh yeah,

that would be a fun game. Patreon where we play the um the game where you like say a word and then you have to go back and forth.

It's literally pitch perfect. The riff. The riff off. So true. We are the riffoff podcast.

The riffoff live. Um, no. We just have to do it like the riffoff. The fast five.

Oh, that too. Okay. We're just sort of like circling the drain now. No. I had like one more thought on our riffoffs. But

do you ever have a day where like your brain and your mouth aren't connected? Well, you have a different mouth. So, that would make sense.

Oh, there in lies the issue. As Ben would say, it's the injection. Your brain is not connected to your new mouth.

I'm just feeling like kind of like crazy, you know? Are you giving like my eyes, my brain, and my mouth like are three different organs.

Well, you're holding it together really well. Oh, really? And I'm not giving like

crazy person. Yeah. No. Oh, okay. Good. Here we go. Well, without further ado, this crazy ass podcast,

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who dates her hits quote a rough patch and that she's been betting on it all these years and that's how she makes all of her money. What did you think she made it from? Modeling

hysterical. Like the whole commercial, the concept like 10 out of 10. The execution 10 out of 10. She looked gorgeous. Whatever filter they had, like it was so like South of France. It was so gora vagina. The styling. I loved everything about it. And you just know who's rolling over in her grave is that Ben Simmons sister. Remember when Ben Simmons sister was like coming for Kendall like that she like wanted to eat a cookie or something? Like it was so weird.

She baked them cookies like from slice and bake and and she like cut them weird.

Wow. Okay. Well, who's laughing now? Ben Simmons sister. Wow. You really are disgusting.

Wow. You really are disgusting. Um, this was so good. And you know what? Shout out. I didn't even know Fanatics had a sport book. You know, I know they I thought they made merch

and they like throw parties. I don't really know what they do, but now I know they're also a sports book.

Fanatics is merch. Yeah. I found myself there now as a boy mama. Oh, they have nice cowboys merch.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now they have Fanatic sports book. So you can bet on the Super Bowl. Um that's the message. Honestly, like the message got through. That's also a part of a toasty lion is like did I successfully understand the mission,

right? And like what your brand does. Yeah. The funniest part of the commercial was at the end like she's joking the whole time about how like she's, you know, cursed and her siblings are cursed and everyone that they date like stinks at their game, whatever. She bets on it and makes money. And then she's like, "Oh, the Kardashian curse." And she's like, "That's not even my last name."

Oh my god, I didn't even see that part of the commercial. It's the last line of the commercial when she's sitting on the plane.

It was expertly written. AI could never I need to give Kendall a lot of credit for agreeing to this concept. not only like to make fun of herself and her exes, but I felt like there were things in there that I would have assumed that she would not speak. No, like make fun of herself for like I feel like she takes a lot of pride in her driving like vintage cars and the fact that she made a joke like she can't drive

and then she drove backwards. It's really funny and self-deprecating and I I do sometimes she comes off as like a little bit humorless and like all of this sort of dispelled that.

No, it's a this is such she should have done I'm sure she got paid. I don't want to talk about how much she got paid. I'm sure she got paid a lot. This is something she should have done for free because everyone's talking about it so positive for her. I think yes, she does often come off as like humorless and also takes herself really seriously with like her horses and her hobbies and it's just like, okay, you're a nerd. Um, so this was great for her image and a huge payday. I would love to know how much she got paid. She did post the commercial on her Instagram, right?

That's how I saw it. Oh, I don't know. Chris also posted it. Yeah. So, like the social deliverables, she probably gets at least a million dollars for just like an Instagram. And then like her day rate,

her name and likeness. I want to say this is like a $56 million payday for her. And I think it also just went a long way, not only financially, but just boosting morale for Kendall cuz she does sort of fall flat a lot on the show, her personality.

Yeah. Also, I think this is part of a larger commercial package just because of the story that they're telling. She's on her way to the Super Bowl to go mess with some players in bed.

She's obviously going to be in San Francisco like with Fanatics in the Fanatic suite or wearing a Fanatic shirt. Yes, it's a larger partnership

and I think there will be another commercial that airs during the game about her time or who she's betting on for the game because, you know, maybe the joke is she's dating someone on one of the teams so they will lose.

I can't remember cuz I feel like we've sort of gotten to a place with Super Bowl like Super Bowl fatigue the commercials. It's like how many celebrities can we put and like it's not funny anymore. It's very hard to stand out unless you're going to like make me cry. Like remember that like Farmers Dog one that like made us cry. Um it's hard to stand out just cuz everybody's like literally uses all their budget for their Super Bowl commercial and it's just not funny anymore and it's hard to stand out and so I can't remember a time in recent history where I've loved a commercial so much and so shout out to Fanatics for like bringing joy back.

Yeah. it. I feel like the last two three years we've come on and we just like roast everyone because it's like

no and it's like just how many celebrities like and unless it's like the perfect synergetic partnership between celebrity you know like this should only be done by this celebrity

otherwise it's like why' you pay all this money throw a celebrity at the thing like people don't even like some of these people like

yeah it's so unmemorable yeah they're not like actually influential in terms of like buying power

no but it is really interesting to see like who from the internet who from reality TV gets plucked for a Super Bowl because it's sort of like a

what's the word I'm looking for? Help me. Not a like a right of p. It's No, not that's what I was gonna say. But it's not a right of passage. It's like a marker to like take you from the next level if you get picked from like the slums of the internet and reality TV into this like prestigious and it happens every now and then. And I am really curious to see like who from Tik Tok is going to make it this year. Like well Alex Earl.

Well, she was in Poppy and she was in Carl's Jr. was that a Super Bowl commercial?

I don't know. I don't think so. We might be in a Super Bowl commercial. We're not. Spoiler alert.

But I just feel like drumming up like Oh, rumors. Yeah. If people are like there, do you hear they're in the Super Bowl?

I mean, I wasn't going to watch the Super Bowl, but I hear two fabulous podcasters might be starring in a commercial.

Yeah. That way people like just Why don't we just put it out there? No one's watching.

So true. Did you see a Super Bowl commercial? We are going to be in a Super Bowl commercial. It's not really a big deal. Um, we got asked to be in a lot, but we chose one because it was really near and dear to us

and like a longtime partner of ours and we wanted to support them. Being on TV is like not a big deal for us, you know?

It's like an everyday occurrence quite literally. So yeah, stay tuned. This is making me excited and like Kim went I think with Fanatics to the Super Bowl in Vegas. So like I think that just the girls are going to be grilling and especially cuz like Taylor's not there. I feel like they can really like let their

By the way, that is so true. It's going to be a Kardashian Super Bowl. Yeah, cuz you know They had the last two years off.

Yeah, they went but like hung their heads in shame. Yeah. Yeah, cuz it was Taylor's event.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's huge. And who are the teams again?

The Seahawks and the Patriots. And like any celebrity ties like um No, there's no celebrity spouses.

Patriots. Stfan Diggs is having a baby with Cardi B. Yes. Okay. So, I don't know how late in her pregnancy she is. Maybe she won't be there.

Yeah, that's the only one. And aside from, you know, like the homegrown like Ann Michael May.

An Michael May. And I'm sure there's an an Michael May of the Seahawks. Yeah. But that's kind of it.

It's not celebrity heavy, which actually is okay. Like focus on the game. Let the footballers, you know, football.

Yeah. And the celebs will be there. So, this is kind of giving like kind of vintage Super Bowl just like boys playing football. Not like Taylor, Travis, like Haley Steinfeld, not like celebr Hollywood. It's just like it's very it's giving like rugged, you know, like they're just raw dogging it. Like we're coming to San Francisco to play football. Yeah.

Not like I'm sure there'll be like a lot of parties and stuff, but maybe that's why the NFL scripted it that way.

Back to basics. Inaugur basics. And also I feel like when we were growing up like 10 years ago, it was Patriots Seahawks like every Super Bowl. Like Patriots were always in the Super Bowl with Tom Brady and there was a couple of Seahawks.

You're right. That feels familiar to me. It's giving throwback. I'm telling you the theme is like vintage back to basics. Like I think maybe they scripted a little too close to the sun and they're pulling it back.

Mhm. And some of their and they roped No, the scripting so hard was good. Like they roped us all in. Like look how invested we are.

And now they want us to like them for them. Yeah. So we'll see how it goes. Yeah. No, actually I'm excited. What are we going to eat? When is it?

Not this Sunday. The following Sunday. Okay. That's like I have so much to do. I have like needs to get better. His nose is running. Like I have a million things to do.

But we do need to like menu plan. Yeah. Cuz I actually maybe everyone Maybe we should just do a chili. Make it easy.

I have something controversial to say. I love chili, of course. And it is like 50° here, so we could make one today if you wanted. Um

Oh, I think we should make one today. Um maybe tomorrow. I'm planning on coming over to your house.

Maybe needs a chili. Yeah, totally. Um I have something to say about chili. And then I'll say something, too.

Oh, can you go first? Yeah. Um I love chili, of course. so obvious, but something has changed for me in that I won't have sour cream in my chili anymore just cuz I'm not like mixing meat and milk as much. And that just like I don't know that what that one just feels wrong to me.

Um and maybe it's like I like sour cream. It's not chili. No, I like chili, but like it really needs the sour cream. I'm sort of struggling. It's not as exciting to me without sour cream. So, I echo those sentiments completely cuz obviously I'm on a health journey and usually when I'm like raw dog and I going nuts with chili, like it's basically just like a thing for me to put chips in and rice. And when you pull that back, you're all that's left with is your chili. And of course, like chili is good, but maybe I don't need to be having it as frequently if I'm not like having chips and rice and like a lot of like like fun carby snacks like Fritos, you know?

I will say this conversation is making me really want a chili. I feel like we've just been sleeping on chili.

We have to test this theory, of course, so we have to make a chili. But yeah, when I have my chili, I'm just like, "Oh, darn. I wish I was having sour cream and cheese."

Yeah. But did you see, we didn't even talk about this. I don't that in Israel, they developed dairyfree milk. Like real milk in a lab. Like it tastes like it's actual No, not from a cow. So, it's not dairy.

It's beyond dairy. It is. But it's like it tastes like milk. It's like you could have all dairy products, but they're dairyf free. And it's not like a fake like lactoseree. They've literally created milk, no dairy.

I mean, the yeshiva community wouldn't recover from such a substantial scientific

people are saying like the kosher games are over. Kosher food game like it's changed.

It sounds like we need to get a her and open up a kosher restaurant and we can serve like meat and fairy

fairy that's the name of our restaurant. I love it. Fairy tale. It was literally made by a fairy because first they just developed it. So now a brand needs to make it into sour cream and butter and everything. But it's going to change the space

and for the non-dairy girlies, not even the the kosher girlies. Oh, of course. But so like this maybe year-long period is going to be hard for me where I can't have sour cream on my chili. But I do think that there is light

at the end of the tunnel. Yeah. Where I'm going to be getting I'm glad we're both going through like just a sort of revoly.

A chili evolution. A evolution in the way that we consume chili. We have to be mindful consumers.

But I do really want a chili now. I I think I'm just hungry. I think I would eat anything if you put it in front of me right now. you know, chili or otherwise.

But I also think like chili is good for breastfeeding cuz it's like warm and nourishing.

Don't you wonder why they call it chili? I think because it's it's spiced with chili.

Oh, seasonings from the chile. Duh. I was thinking like cuz it's chili outside.

Well, that's just a double entandra. Yeah, but it's like the chili pepper. Yeah, for sure.

Like chilis. Oh my god. Do you remember ratemyprofessor.com? Yeah. And then like all the professors if they were hot, they had a chili next to them.

Oh. Do you remember that? I forgot the chili. So like when you would like get a new professor, it was it was only for college, right?

When you would like sign up for your classes and then you found out who your professors were, you would like look them up and rate a professor and it was like are they dicks? Are they you know easy?

It was like Yelp for professors. Yeah, that was a Is that still a website? Probably.

It was such a good website. I wonder if that person like who created it. Oh my god, it does my professors. I wonder if they still have the chili.

I feel like they wouldn't have that in this day and age. It's like not appropriate.

It's not appropriate. Um, okay. Let's look up my school, NYU, and let me like think of a professor who was good-looking. Like, do you think I can name one of my professors? Like, not one.

Just look up a professor. I actually don't remember. Like, I I remember my professors, but not their names.

Okay. Adam Pinkis. He has a 4.1 based on seven ratings. No. No. Chile. Yeah. Okay.

Well, he sounds like an amazing professor. This guy, I just want to say he's so chill according to this person and he actually cares.

Oh, please. Yeah, brown noser. Spare me. Are you ready for our next story? I think you're going to find wildly interesting if you haven't heard this yet,

but Daily Mail is reporting that Nicola Peltz gets a million dollars a month allowance from her father, Nelson Peltz, as Brooklyn's billionaire in-laws take him under their wing. So, Daily Mail has put out this um article talking a little bit about the money drama between the Peltes and the Beckhams that might explain how people with like infinite money are actually beefing a little bit. So, Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a $1 million a month allowance from her billionaire father. The staggering allowance is in stark contrast to the financial support um Brooklyn is thought to receive from his parents, David and Victoria. So, her dad is worth 1.6 billion. Apparently, the Beckhams are worth around 680 billion. Uh, sources billion

million, sorry. A source says, "From what I hear, I think the Beckhams give Brooklyn a lot of money, but not insane money, and they have this dream to some degree that he will stand on his own two feet and become independent." Right?

Maybe Nelson Peltz would deny this, but I hear that he said to them that I give my daughter a million dollar a month allowance. The one thing the Beckhams didn't think their children would be doing would be the one signing the prenup bowl. They thought it would be the other way around. So I think the prenup disagreements amongst the families is that like they put one for Brooklyn to sign then maybe in that then the Beckhams came back and were like okay the name thing

and I think he did sign their prenup. They live in an 11 million house in Hollywood. I think

who does you the same day Brooklyn and Nicola and you think they did sign? I think they did sign. I think her dad paid for their house. And I think Victoria and David are like, you know, they we saw in their documentary, they came from like working-class families and like they didn't just like give over millions for their house.

No, I think what they um ideally were trying to do with like all of his failed career paths was like use their platform, their privilege to like get him in a position where he can, you know, be a provider for his family and yes, you know, on the next on the shoulders of his parents as a chef or whatever he was trying to do. Um, and none of that panned out. So, I I don't know how Brooklyn Beckham pays bills if not from his wife or his mom.

Yeah. But I think that they I know there was like they tried to also make him into a soccer player um for many years. He was like by the time he was 18, it was just clear that like he didn't have it.

But the other ones played, one of the little ones played. Yeah. But like this was their first born. I think they thought he was going to be like a little David and it was probably like this is your dream dad, not mine. And it he didn't have the skill. So that sort of flopped. then the photography and then the um cheffing and I think the goal was like yeah they funded a lot of these absurd projects but in the hopes that it would lead to a career and he wouldn't be you know a nepo baby literally spending his parents' credit cards every month that's not a sustainable it is more sustainable for a girl sorry their rules are rules but like Brooklyn you're a husband now a provider like get a job

so that gives me the ick a little bit yeah because we were talking last week I don't think on the show but like how does he go to the grocery store and Brooklyn. And I mean, David and Victoria are definitely not giving him any. If they were giving him money before an in allowance, there's no way they're giving him money now after he did what he did. That would be like just incredibly foolish. So, he's kind of got to play by Nicola's rules. She's

She has the power now. She's had the power for a while, but yeah, being completely financially cut off from the Beckhams is definitely um uh a point in the Peltza's columns.

Yeah. And apparently reports last year claimed that David and Victoria fear their son is trapped by the couple's prenup as well as his living situation in LA because they live in this 11 million home. But it has been reported that she is the primary owner

obviously. Yeah, her dad bought it. And I guess like David and Victoria did not want that for him.

Well, I understand Nelson Peltz here. Uh like my wife married this like No, but so I think David and Victoria wouldn't have had them move into a home like that like that they couldn't afford by the like

Right. Okay. I'm not like, you know, Nicola, she's accustomed to a certain way of life and so if her husband can't give it to her and her husband's parents can't give it to her, her dad will give it to her. I don't fault Nicola here and I don't fault uh it's nice to have generous parents. Like that's lovely.

I just and I know this is like setting, you know, women back a lot. I just think it's different for a daughter and a son.

I think it's okay if you have come from very wealthy parents to like sort of cuddle your daughter and Yeah. Sorry. I

never have to work. That's fine. Um a son who's never working like e you know what I mean? I agree. I just think it's different. So, I could see them having different philosophies on financially supporting their kids because I just think it's different. And I don't think that the Beckhams, like if the if the Peltzes were doing this, I would call them cheap, but I think the Beckham's doing it is like you're trying to raise a man, a father, a provider. And yes, these people come from different circumstances, but some of these old age-old gender stereotypes are there for a reason. Sorry.

Yeah. A man needs a job, a girl stay home. Well, I guess he'll be cooking and cleaning and

Oh, yes, of course. And then there's, you know, Yeah. But he's not cooking and cleaning because they have like maids and chefs.

But he's a chef, too. Yeah. If you can call it that. But I'm just saying that's his trade. I don't know. It's all backwards. But I could see how like this could get very tangled.

And how he could feel more money, more problems. Yeah. And now he really feels like beholden to the pelts cuz they're paying his bills.

He's in a bad spot. He's in a bad spot. He has completely isolated his family. even though you know your parents should and will love you always no matter what. But he's really isolated himself from his parents. Um I just really hope that and I think I think that they really love each other, Brooklyn and Nicola. And I think that's really important here because if you have love, you don't need anything else in your 11 million house. So I hope that they feel really happy together. I think that's like the one thing that needs to sort of I hope this isn't taking a toll on their marriage or anything because that would be bad.

And Carrie and Megan, right? They're stuck together forever. Yeah, they are. And he just shouldn't have posted that thing.

They could have all these issues, but everything that we're talking about are like things that you can like get over. Oh, there's too much money. They're giving too. Oh, no.

But posting what he posted is really not something you can come back from. Let's go back to the million dollar a month figure.

Okay. Your house is bought and paid for. Do you think that million dollars that covers the mortgage?

Um, no. I feel like that's not fair. Like, right. allowance is not like well it is for utilities and stuff but

I just think the household is like run on its own like as a separate entity. I agree.

Maybe they put it in like some sort of like inherited trust or whatever and it like gets paid out from there.

Yeah. And it's like do they even have a mortgage? I think the million is like for trips to the Cape and like you know groceries and um maybe like if Brooklyn needs to buy a tripod or something

or if she needs a $100,000 haircut, right? Which I feel like it does seem like they travel a lot.

Yeah. Um, but yeah, that's quite a staggering number. It is. That's just like somebody who makes $12 million a year.

But like is an allowance taxed? Uh, I think so. Above a certain amount, of course.

Unless you like, you know, trusts and and things of that nature. Very interesting.

Yeah, I think I could live off a million dollar allowance. Yeah, I'd have to obviously like

that feels right. You'd have to cut back. Of course, I think I could do it, but I'm braver than a lot of you guys, so that's why.

Very interesting. That is really interesting. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

Mhm. A little mom toxic mom group drama. It's been a few days, but what's going on with them?

Ashley Tisdale and Haley Duff have shared a moment from a playd date together after the toxic mom group drama.

This is just giving two losers. These two are hanging out. So, Haley Duff shared a photo of her daughter playing under a table with Ashley's daughter. captioned undert shenanigans. Then Tisdale repost

good caption Tisdale reposted to her Instagram stories. I mean this seems like you know just nonsense but this is major.

Obviously it's Tiselle endeavored to take down one Miss Hillary Duff. She's now congregating with her sister. uh colluding commiserating tisdale

conniving. Like okay I this is big loser energy on Haley Duff's part. Like, Ashley Tisdale is just like doing what she can to survive. I don't fault her really. Um, but this is big time loser energy from one Miss Haley Duff. And when I tell you like Hillary's thriving, I don't know if you're seeing all the things from her tour. She looks gorgeous. They're like gang busters, sold out. She is playing tiny venues, but sold out. The clips are going viral. Someone's watching over me. She recreated her viral viral dance. I saw that like she's being funny. She looks gorgeous. She's making good TikToks. You know, the reception has been overwhelmingly positive. So, it's like, okay, enjoy your play date.

Yeah. But that's sad for the sister. Like, it's, you know, Brooklyn and Nicola.

Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah. The public and like if you're going to like if you have a problem with your sister and you go and find refuge with someone else who has a problem with your sister, like fine, whatever. Do what you need to do to survive. like posting the picture like she knew what she was doing

and like this is just going to be like never going to win be a winner for me. I just what could have come between Hillary and Haley?

They say politics. I don't think that's true. I mean, what do I know? But like the Hillary did so much for Haley

big time. And so what? It's just like a disagreement. I have to imagine it's deeper than that. Um I have no idea, but that's just what like the internet has decided.

Oh, okay. That's so internet. That's what they said about T and Tamara, too. But yeah, but I think that was true. Um, but then also now that I'm thinking about it, they also said that Ashley Tisdale was MAGA

and that Haley was MAGA. So like maybe they got together to chat about MAGA and yeah, they said Ashley Tisdale was, but then she said she's not,

right? And that she's a registered Democrat and that it wasn't about this mom group,

right? I forgot like how big of an L Ashley Tisdale took. This is not helping. She needs to like she needs to go dark for a couple of months so we can all forget about this. Pretend it never happened.

Yeah, I agree. Has it been good for her? We're talking about her almost every day.

The name on everybody's lips is Tisdale. Mhm. And she's going to sell her article to be a movie or a show that everyone's going to be obsessed with.

Yeah. And what was she doing before she did all this? I believe she was like an organic.

Rivers were running quiet. They were running dry for sure. Perhaps it wasn't so bad. No, perhaps. Are you ready for our fourth story?

Amanda Batula is breaking her silence on her Kyle Cook split. She says, quote, "It's easier to get along." So, she was on Sirius XM's front row and she said, um, "Yeah, we're good." And that's it. It's easier to get along, but we're good. We talk all the time. We're both traveling, so I'm watching the dogs, he's watching the dogs. We're co-arenting the dogs together. Still call him if I have questions, but she feels like a weight has been lifted since they announced the breakup. She said, "Every step we've taken, there's a little bit of like a weight has been lifted." And ironically, I feel like last week, having kind of pressed pose together, it felt like we were a little more lighthearted. I mean, look, she said more than anything, I want Oh, he said, "I want her to be happy, and I want us to both be happy." Oh, he said that in that video. Yeah. That they are more light-hearted now.

Um, okay. Like they're both giving like weird random interviews like in sort of an informal way.

Yeah. Um, I never heard of the show, but like pop off. Um, but they're doing Press Summer House comes out next week,

right? And it seems like they're getting themselves into a position where like they might be able to continue to be on the show together because the show is like really important to both of them.

Yeah, I think I think so. I can't believe they're co-parenting the dogs. Yeah, that's like major eye roll. Even though like dogs are their life,

but I feel like they're her life more obviously. And they're definitely like he loves them a lot, but like I think they're more for like someone has to win and it's just

it has to be her obviously and then he'll get lover boy. It seems like a fair trade honestly.

Yeah. Um okay, but Summerhouse I'm so behind on so many things, but like I'm going to endeavor

to try to catch up like cuz I really I need to catch up on Southern Charm and Beverly Hills and then Summerhouse. Oh, and leads into our fifth and final story, which is some valley tea. Did you see that Lala Kent teases a potential romance with Michelle Sai?

Wait, what? You know, Michelle from the Valley divorced Jesse. Michelle and Jesse. So, she posted like a bunch of like photos. Um, I need to get the caption verbatim. They were like kind of like, you know, like a little girl's gone wildy, like cute friends. But then the caption was, "Hold on. I could go Brad. I could go Angelina.

Let me see the pictures. Okay, this is one. You wouldn't think much. I don't know. Like Michelle's arm.

Just wait. Naked in the shower. What? The two of them like on a get back. I need to go get the tissue picture.

Okay. First picture like is giving like couple couple. Okay. But also like it could also be giving like best friends. I do think you reach a certain age where showering with your best friend like is no longer um like a normal or platonic thing.

Then they're at the beach. Oh, then they're cuddled up on a boat. Okay. Um yeah,

fans. And we know like Lala is open to different romantic partners in terms of gender because the whole Ariana thing

and it's in the caption. Oh, yeah. And she told us. And that's like Kyle Richards quote from when she was like finally admitting that. Oh, is it?

Yes. She said that on the season of Beverly Hills when like the women asked her about her sexuality. That's what she said.

Okay. So, they're a couple or they're breaking up. A couple of lesbians. It's like And then um yesterday Michelle posted they're on a girl trip in Cabo with Britney and Janet um with Lala too. So, so interesting. I mean, I can't think of two like less compatible people. Michelle is so like quiet, reserved, like low-key boring, and Lala is this like busting with personality. And also, I do think Lala's at a period in her life where like she definitely like needs and um does like sort of clickbaity type of things. So, like this also could be nothing, but it's definitely giving just two girls who are in a relationship.

We're like best friends who are hooking up. Okay, that's like not a thing. Like

and what happened to the honey guy? Aaron, let me check Michelle's page. Was he there?

No, it's a girl trip, it said. No, but like Michelle, is she still with Honeyman?

I feel like obviously not. She's taking naked showers with her lover. Yeah, I don't see him in her.

And I'm just getting also getting the vibe that this is being filmed because they're on a trip with like Cabo with Britney and Janet is so like a valley trip

for sure. And Lala is like full on the valley. And I do need to like I thought you were going to say tease is a relationship with Tom Schwarz.

Well, that what a let down. Like Michelle, you know, it does hurt that it's not Tom Schwarz yet. But I do think in time I need maybe I just won't catch up on last season cuz it was like not

the Valley. Yeah, it was. You can miss it. It was good, but it was not like, you know,

and it was like all about Jack and he's not even on anymore. So, and was Lala on that season? Really?

She showed up a couple of times, but she was not a cast. I think I'll pick back up on the new season that she's in. That's the good thing about the Valley L on TV. It's can miss TV, you know, like I don't watch the first season, but I watch the second and third and like I'm fine.

Yeah, it's so true. It's can miss television and it's also like transient in terms of the feuds. Like nothing's that deep. Like you don't have to know the history and I know the players and now I actually do know the history.

So I feel fine if I didn't see like what happened with J day by day after he left.

It was crazy and he was so nasty like and where's he doing now? I believe he's like off the show.

Okay. And so it like doesn't even matter now because he's not on the show anymore.

Irrelevant. And Britney's like doing better than she ever was. She, you know, he put them in financial ruin. Um, left everything in her name, didn't pay the mortgage for 6 months.

She took out, she took a second house just to get away from him and he were said he wanted to stay in the house. So she took Cruz to the other house and he ended up not even paying the mortgage and so not even staying in that house. It was just terrible. Financial ruin.

I saw all of that. Oh, great. Um, so I'm caught up and now I'll have to be watching for this

for lovers starcross lovers. I also saw Love is Blind next season like cast announced they're doing it in Ohio

and it's like coming out and imminently. I feel like there are certain cities that are more ripe for like a good love is blind season and Ohio it's like you need to be in like a very unremarkable This is going to sound mean but it's it's not meant to be. a very like normal, unremarkable city. Like the people from Charlotte, like that was a good season. They were very normal. You know, when you did Pacific Northwest, you're just getting like quirky, eccentric personalities and sometimes that's just not the show is good when it's just regular people, like not these characters. So, um I actually think Ohio's a great place for that.

Yeah, I'm excited. That's If any of our Ohio listeners are single and wanting to apply, like, let this be your sign.

No, no, no, no. It's coming out like any day. If anyone is in Ohio, you've missed your chance. So,

Live is blind. So move to a different city where you know that they might where they haven't done it yet.

Yeah. But then if you do fall in love, you're gonna be like, "Well, I'm actually from Ohio."

And so we have to kind of move back and that'll be a thing on the show. Yeah. And then like it will come out that you moved

for the show, which is never good. Which is such a red flag. Yeah. They should dump you.

Yeah. Divorce. Um Okay. Is that it? That is it. Kind of feels like a nafi. Naf.

Benjamin Nafer. It's the Nafi Stadium. Oh, this. No, mine's better. Benjamin Nafer.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The end is silent. The end is silent. I like that. Um, okay. Well, me and my injections have to go settle. We'll see you tomorrow, guys. Thank you so much for listening to the Tesl Monday morning show. We deliver the fast stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us video a thumbs up. We're also available podcast. We are love you. Bye.

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Jackson Claude (Host), Ben (Guest), Ruby (Guest), Cardboard Cooji (Guest), Kendall Jenner (Guest), Haley Duff (Guest), Amanda Batula (Guest).

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The content discusses the hosts' lighthearted banter on various topics, including a recent experience with Botox and lip filler, which has left one of the hosts feeling tired and dealing with visible effects. The conversation also touches on a previous mention of casting for a show called "Traiers," showcasing the playful dynamic between the hosts as they navigate their morning chat.

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