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Sketch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #624

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Sketch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #624", an episode of Theo Von published November 13, 2025 (1 h 48 min, about 24,342 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including Sketching, FaZe Clan, Bri Tessy.

What this episode is about

The main topic centers on Sketch discussing his recent fall merch drops, including Hitter Hunt Club and Return of the Rat Tour items, plus updates on availability and gratitude to supporters. The conversation also covers Sketch’s streaming career, his college tour plans, and the challenge of pursuing content creation as a long-term, sustainable job.

Key takeaways

  • Fall merch drops, camo and old-school tours converge; hype often beats depth until you notice the details.
  • Streaming toil: instant gratification is addictive, but the grind reveals long-term resilience, not instant fame.
  • Breath politics matter online; a shared, embarrassing reality shows the strange social physics of creators.
  • Outdoor setups invite authenticity, yet mic quirks and odors become surprising brand signals and constraints.
  • Behind-the-scenes humor hides real fatigue; conversations reveal what makes content creation both addictive and exhausting.

Who speaks in this episode?

  • Sketch (Guest) · 41 min speaking
  • Theo Von (Host) · 1 h 5 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Sketching
  2. – 30:00: Prize Picks, Neurogum
  3. – 40:00: Bri Tessy
  4. – 50:00: FaZe Clan
  5. – 1:20:00: FaZe Clan

Notable quotes from "Sketch | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #624"

  • Quite like him. he's kind of he's America's little brother. I think that's who he is. And I'm grateful today to get to spend time with my friend Sketching.
    about Sketching · at
  • It's, a, fact, that, Prize, Picks, is, the, best place to win cash while watching sports.
    about Prize Picks · at
  • Neurogum and mints. Neuro gives you clean, focused energy without the crash sugar, or sketchy ingredients. I keep a little pack of Neuro gum right there in my truck. I'll keep one, dude. I'll be.
    about Neurogum · at
  • Yeah,, her, name's, Bri, Tessy., She, does like Netflix show.
    about Bri Tessy · at
  • I, You, don't, know, what, I, did, that, day, was like that. I found out that night the Faze guys like came got me.
    about FaZe Clan · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Bri Tessy — Person · Referenced reality-TV participant · 1 mention · first at
    Identified as Johnny Manziel’s ex-wife and a cast member on the Netflix show Sketching describes; mentioned as someone he had conflict with on the show.

Companies & orgs

  • FaZe Clan — Company · Referenced · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in passing in the context of content creation and streaming.

Concepts & topics

  • Sketching — Content Creator · guest · 1 mention · first at
    Sketching is a streamer and content creator who has been on the show before, contributing to the discussion about streaming and the challenges faced by content creators.

Sponsors

  • Prize Picks — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a sports betting app where users can win cash by predicting player stats.
  • Neurogum — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a gum that provides clean, focused energy without the crash.

Full transcript with timestamps

The new fall merch is here. You can check out the Hitter Hunt Club collection. We've got some new camo items in there for that that I really enjoy. Um, as well, we got some Return of the Rat Tour merch. We had some remaining merch and it's now available uh on the websitetore.com. And uh, thank you guys so much for your support. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's been on the show before and uh and there's nobody quite like him. Uh he's kind of he's America's little brother. I think that's who he is. And uh and I'm grateful today to get to spend time with my friend Sketching.

Um, all right. Let's, do, our, best, here., What, you Oh,, yeah., A, lot's, happened, since, you were since we you and I hung out, man.

Yeah., It's, been, a, It's, been, a, roller coaster. You, were, You, were, just, over, at, Old, Miss, I saw.

Yeah., I've, been, trying, to, do, like, a college tour where I go around kind of do tailgates and then like stream from the field. I'm trying to like uh I mean I just kind of like watching college football. So just trying to make it the job pretty much like that that's kind of but I want to be make it like the like like Pat how Pat McAfee just like does whatever on ESPN but just do that for my job. I don't know. I'm in the middle of like a of a just trying to figure out what's going on.

Yeah. It's, got, to, sometimes, it's, hard, to, think about long term. Yeah., Yeah., Well,, I, think, I, know, like, we were last time we kind of talked like Edna like a lot or whatever. It had been you've been thinking about getting into streaming, you know?

Yeah. And, I, think, you, were, kind, of, like, trying to figure out what that was going to be like. Has that been a good experience overall?

Um,, it's, been, a, good, experience., It's just like streaming create. It's like so like instant gratification. So it like can be like I feel like mentally deteriorating to a certain point like cuz like pe people you just sit there and like uh kind of like you're getting instant gratification with like either the numbers of like viewers and stuff like that and like uh that's like the only downside besides that. It's a fun job. I really do whatever whatever. So when people ask me like they asked me on a TV show they're like what do you what do you do? I was like, um, I just hang out with my friends pretty much and just stream it.

Yeah. And what are some things that we don't even recognize that streamers deal with that are like some of the tough things? Like what are some things like um like does your back hurt after it or there things where like uh

it's, do, it's, smelling, like, [ __ ], and, then when people come up to you why, are, you, streaming, in, uh, outdoors? No, you Well, you just start smelling you like you just get pit smell. You get like bad breath smell from talking all the time and then people come up to you and it's like oh

I, try, to, I, try, to, keep, my, arms, like this. The tighter I am the probably the more I smell the more I smell and what I I you can't refute smelling bad on the internet.

You, can't, I, don't, think What, do, you, mean, by, that?, I, don't understand. You can't refuse

if, someone, if, someone, says, that, you smell bad or if there's a clip of you getting say someone going like do your do your breath like doing that everyone's going to think you have bad breath for probably like the rest of your life.

Yeah, dude. My friend uh his breath was just disgusting, dude. And he knew it and he liked it.

He, he, liked, it, having, bad, breath. He, liked, it., Huh., He'd, be, like,, "You want this [ __ ] smoke?" And he just breathe right on you. He'd come Yeah. come up behind you like on the edge of you and just hit you with some

Oh,, like, a, [ __ ], storm, almost. Yeah,, he, was, just, like, a, little, duty sniper kind of.

No,, duty, sniper. Yeah,, he, would, just, [ __ ], blast, you out with it. And his girl, dude, he ended up dating a girl that had bad breath and it was like [ __ ] They loved that [ __ ]

They, It, was, like, a, more, of, a, probably acquired taste thing. I, think, once, you, go, there,, it's, like, uh and you somebody else meets you. I bet it's nice that first of all, you never have to brush your teeth, right? your breath stinks so people don't come and bother you all the time. If people know your breath stinks, people leave you alone dude.

It, is., That's, it., That's, probably, one, of the positives. If you don't like being talked to

and, then, three,, if, you, have, if, your breath's [ __ ] horrible and somebody else's is, and you guys are just chewing on each other's [ __ ] faces, like a couple little [ __ ] rabid little [ __ ] ponies or whatever, I bet that shit's hype. The worst thing I've ever done to my lady is I would eat uh wasabi peas right before bed

and, I, wouldn't, drink, any, water, and, it would like kind of collect over here

and, then, in, the, morning, and, I, I, gave, her a kiss and it and that that that was the first time I've seen a look of of rancid a rancid look of like smell from her. I I almost I it was almost gave her the ick. That's that oral eoima you hit her with huh?

It, is., It's, scary, though., That's, That's the, one, of the, things, that, you, can't, you can't have bad breath or you're it's ruined like for me for me if you like

Yeah. You, blew, poop, breath, in, my, face., I wouldn't be able to get over it for a while.

I, dated, a, girl, who, breath, smelled, like ham a little bit like or a little bit of her mouth smelled like ham. So you'd be around her and every now and then you'd get a hit of ham. She probably has like a like a pretty nice hearty breakfast and then just rocks it for the rest of the day.

I, don't, know., She, didn't, seem, like, a, big breakfast eater, but I just there was always this faint sense of ham. And there were moments where I liked it. Like if we were outdoors and stuff, but I was if I was at a movie and like every like seven or eight minutes you just smell a little bit of ham, it would just make me just I don't know, just a little nausea.

It, bummed, me, out., And, you, can't, say, to somebody "Hey your, breath, smells, like, ham., you, you need to fix this.

Yeah,, because, then, they're, like,, "Oh, you're crazy, dude. Do I look like a prison person with these?"

No,, I, I, I, do, like, the, I, do, like, the, the revealing of the ankles. It looks like you should almost have like a ankle bracelet on or something.

Oo,, I, got, to, get, one, then. We, should, get, friendship, bracelets. I, got, to, get, something, like, that.

Get, something, on, on, your, ankle. I, noticed, your, swag, is, up,, dude., You chained out, huh?

Yeah,, I, went, to, Johnny, Deng, one, time. How, much, was, that? This, one, was, 30.

Oh,, that's, beautiful. Yeah,, but, I, was, doing, it, in, celebration. I'm from Houston, so everyone have it's like it's like a thing to do there.

Yeah,, you, got, to, do, it., It's, part, of, the culture. Would, you, ever, like, you, would, you, ever buy jewelry?

No,, I, bought, these, glasses, or, I, paid, for two pairs. They said it was get one free, but uh

what's, like, your, biggest, thing, you indulge on then? Probably. Do, you, collect, anything?

No,, man., I, I, got, to, get, some, good hobbies, dude. I got to get some good stuff popping. Um I've been going to a lot of football games, too. That's been like my new hobby.

Yeah,, it, is., It's, fun. It's, so, much, fun,, dude., Did, you, get, to see Lane Kein down there?

I, wanted, to., I, didn't, want, to, go, disturb him, but he but he DM'd me afterward was like, you should have said what's up. And I was like, I figured you were busy. I was like, I'm not gonna go put a camera up in the coach's face.

Bro,, Lane, is, like, he's, one, of, a, kind, dude. I feel like he might have tried to set me up on a date with his ex-wife. Dude,

really?, Is, she, good?, Is, she, good-look? Yeah,, she's, she's, really, good, looking.

And, And, you're, not, you're, not, dating Diego Pavia's mom, right? Yeah., I, know, they, it, just, never, got, set up really. I feel like I've tried to make myself available, you know. I just don't know. Um I just can't get a clear answer from her.

Yeah. You, know,, and, also, he, and, I, are, friends. I don't want to upset the friendship. I don't want to like sit him down and have a talk with him, you know, like clean your room. You know what I'm saying? Like I don't even like

that, would, be, a, little, wild. But, yeah., So, So, it's, like,, you, know,, I don't want to press the issue. She's great. I feel like we might just be best as friends, you He had I just saw it on TikTok. So I figured

So, you, you're, so, you're, dating, around, or what do you do? What what do you you just

Yeah., 2025, I've, been, looking, for, love. It was supposed to be 2025. I was supposed to find a wife this year, but it hasn't happened. But yeah, dude. I think Lane was trying to set me up with his freaking ex-wife. Dude, he put us in a group chat, right? And then he's like "I'll leave you two alone." And he left the group chat.

Oh, my, god., Oh, my, god. Welcome, to, the, sip., Did, it, work? Where, is, she?, Is, she, she, Miss Mississippi ladies are nice.

Oh,, she's, a, Florida, girl., Actually,, I, do know that. There she is right there. Beautiful lady. Leila

look, at, Lane,, dude., God,, he, look, he looks like he used to own a horse or something huh?

Did, you, shoot, Did, you, shoot, a, shot, or did you No,, I, didn't, cuz, I, can't, really, tell what's going on. So, I'm going to check in and see what's up. But yeah, that was just a crazy thing. He's like, I'll leave you two alone. And then he exited just like like Homer Simpson just fading into the bush.

Fading, into, the, bush, and, left, you, left you there to Yeah. try, to, find, marriage.

You, dude, you, don't, get, on, any, apps? I'm, not, on, the, apps., You, on, them?

Um,, no., I, got, a, girlfriend. Oh,, you, got, a, girlfriend? Yeah. We, live, together., It's, pretty

What? Yes. Dude,, when, I, saw, you, last, time,, you, were barely drinking enough water. Remember your kidneys were bad.

Yeah,, but, it's, still, my, kidneys, still suck. It is. It's cuz you're not drinking any water.

I'm, drinking, water, now., I'm, trying, to. I've I've been drinking less. I've been drinking less.

Less, water? No,, less, alcohol. Oh,, good. More, water. Dude,, remember, when, I, saw, you, in Florida, you were just like kind of glitching by the curtains the last time I saw you. And

it, was I, was, like,, "Get, that, guy, a, cup, of water. You got to you got to you got to keep filling that bubble."

I, know., Once, I, start, feeling, a, pain, in my kidney, it feels like a kidney stone.

Yeah., Oh,, you're, going, to, roll, dice, out of that [ __ ] one of these days, dude. You're

Hopefully,, I'll, roll, a, lucky, seven, or something. [ __ ] I, I, feel, like, it's, this, thing's, going, to [ __ ] I don't know. I I I only got one kitty, so I got to take care of it.

Yeah,, cuz, that's, what, I'm, saying., You down to that one bubbler, homie. You got to You have to stay hydrated, dude. Imagine if you saw a fish tank, right? And there's an inch of water in it and the fish are trying to live in there.

That's, pretty, much, what's, going, on. Because every time I pee, it's really hot and then it's dark. So maybe if there's a doctor in the comments and they release I I just don't go to the doctor a lot. Do you do you do you do that once?

You, can, go, online., You, can, be, you, can get on there easy like hey tell, me, what's, wrong, with, my, kidney, and my wiener at the same time

bro, they'll, dude, show does, your, kidney, and, your, wiard, is, that the same doctor or is that different doctors? You think

these, days, it's, all, in, one., Dude,, you can go to a dude who will [ __ ] prescribe you'll they'll email you a [ __ ] quarter blood. They'll email you uh a little bit of TRT, a pack of [ __ ] breath meds. They'll [ __ ] handle it all.

They, got, it, all, handled, dude., It's, a, one-stop, shop. I, was, I, was, in, Mexico, and, you, could, you could get like what's what's the HGH? Is it HGH? The health is health grown hormone where you get jacked or whatever.

You, can, get, that. You, can, just, get, it., Just, get, it. Oh,, yeah., Oh,, there's, a, cream, now,, too. They'll rub it on you.

Have, you, tried, it, before? HGH?, No. I've, never, I, can't, try, cuz, I, have, one kitty. So, I'll just be skinny fat for the rest of my life. I like kind of like just have this awkward build.

Yeah,, but, it's, a, solid, build,, I, think. The one thing that gets me is my nipples like are kind of like offcentered because I I lift one side a little bit harder than the other. So right now it's like I'm a little lopsided. That or I have scoliosis.

Oh, yeah., Remember, scol, Did, they, ever check at your for scoliosis at your school?

Yeah,, they, check, for, that, a, little, bit more. Oh, really? No,, I'm, just, kidding.

If, they, check, Yeah., Sometimes, they, would check the front for scoliosis. I'm like that's not scoliosis. This guy's a pedophile, you know. He's

That, sounds, scares, at, all,, dude., If, some guy's rubbing his crotch while you're like while you're taking

he's, doing, he's, doing, one, of, these. Yeah., Could, it, could, get, it, sometimes, a doctor you they walk the line between uh being creepy and Well, not creepy but

Oh,, definitely., Dude,, it's, it's, it's scary out there, dude. I remember one. We used to have one in our town and he'd be like he would hold your penis while you coughed or whatever and he wouldn't even report anything back to you.

That's, weird, because, he's, supposed, to grab your nuts. Is, he, really? Was, he, just, grabbing, straight, dong?

Yeah,, dude. You're, just, grabbing, the, Twinkie. Yeah,, dude., Grabbing, the, nuts, is, crazy. Pull that up. Are they supposed to grab the nuts or what? If you're if you're with a dog

I'm, pretty, sure, I, don't, know, what's supposed to come down, but I think something from your intestines like comes to your sack and it moves. Ugh. If I If somebody grabs my nuts while I'm trying to [ __ ] sneeze, I'll [ __ ] punch them.

I, feel, like, that's, like, a, trend, though that they don't do anymore. I feel like you have to go to school and they don't they don't they you just have to you just have to do that to go to school.

Oh,, dude., When, I, was, a, kid,, yeah,, you'd have to go somewhere. They'd [ __ ] polish your [ __ ] They would [ __ ] hold on to your dick for a second and make you say the alphabet backwards. They had to [ __ ] They would rub both of these parts of your under your

until, there, were, lumps., I'm, like, there's nothing there. And they would rub them for like 30 seconds as hard as [ __ ] And then just do all this and then there would be [ __ ] there.

And, then, if, all, those, lumps,, every, time someone tells you you about those lumps it always just makes you schizophrenic cuz there's all it always you're like, I can't tell if this is the lump or not.

This, one, says,, "Using, both, hands,, gently roll each testicle between your thumbs and fingers." Oh my god.

So, it, would, be, like, this. This, is, like, you're, shopping, for avocados dude.

You're, like, Money, Man's, Hill. What? Right, here., Look,, you, look, a, little little Johnny Menzel with the with the testies. Maybe that's what he's Maybe that's what Manzel's doing. Clip that and send that to Johnny.

Bro,, watch, this., In, 20, years,, he's, going to be doing testicular cancer. Like how to check for testicular cancer.

Is, that, what, he's, checking, for? And, he's, going, to, be, doing, this., Yeah.

Do, they, I, didn't, know, that., I, thought, it was like for I don't know what it was.

Oh,, that's, it,, dude., He's, got, a, two, on two nuts. Don't forget. That's, exactly Manzel. Dr. Manzel.

He's, great,, man., I, saw, him, down, at, uh at, the, Vandy, game,, right? At, Vandy, vers, Alabama.

Yeah,, I've, uh, I'm, going, to, Alabama, next weekend. You, are? Yeah. Have, you, been, there, to, see, a, game?

I've, been, in, the, facilities, or, not facility. I've been around Tuscaloosa. I haven't been to a game yet, though.

Oh,, dude., It's, that, place, is unbelievable to see a game. Yeah, there's, a, lot, of, great, places., Neland, is probably the I mean

where's, what, is, kn that's, uh, go, vs, of, Tennessee. Are, you, a, Vols, fan, or, a, Vanderbilt, fan?

I'm, both. Were, you, Jersey, [ __ ], They're, calling, me a jersey [ __ ] right now, but I'm just trying to get free beers at the tailgates.

Why, are, you, just, showing, up, to, every team? I, I, I, rock, home, team, everywhere, I, go. Yeah,

I, don't, give, a, [ __ ], I, didn't, grav, I didn't graduate college. Everyone in the comments like, "Oh, you graduated. You went to Mississippi State." It's like I went to four schools and I got no degrees.

So,, it's, it's, not, like, I've, I've, have, a sense of accomplishment at any of these places.

Of, course,, people, and, the, the, crazy thing is some of these fan bases they're like there's people in the stands like literally trying to overdose so their teams will win. They're like you know what I'm saying? If we get to [ __ ] if they get it in the end zone I'm hitting that Narcan. You know, it's like dude

it's, a, lot, better, than, the, NFL,, though. Oh,, NFL. It's, so, It's, so, much, It's, so, much funner.

Yeah. Like, the, vibe, of, it. Oh,, the, best., I, remember, I, was, when, I was at Old Miss some kid just know some some grown adult just I was on the sideline just gave me a beer

at, Miss at, univer, possibly, I, don't, right, say that yeah, I, don't, know dude, I'm, going, miss, this, weekend, for, a game

you, are what, the, [ __ ], game uh, miss, versus, Florida oh, what, game, are, you, going, for, the, night game

damn it's, going, to, be, sick I want to go to that game so bad. Have, you, you, know, the, lore,, right?

The, lore. No,, the, lore, about, Oh,, they, ke, they, want Keifin there and all that [ __ ]

Mm- Well,, Florida, everyone, all, the, Florida fans, that, think, that, they're, going to get Lane Kein.

Oh,, you, think, they're, going, to, be cheering like trying to Well,, the, the, Old, Miss, fans, want, to, beat the [ __ ] out of Florida cuz they they don't want Lane Ke to leave.

That's, a, good, point,, huh?, I, didn't realize, that's, going to, be, the, hype there. It's probably the best job in the world right now is be a college football coach, that, gets, fired., It's, not, going to be Lane Keifin. But like like what was it? Brian Kelly got fired. He got like

$60, million, dude., Yeah,, that's, Bro,, we, got, to, get [ __ ] fired. We, should, start, a, football, team.

Oh, yes. You, We, think, we, could, start, with, like, a minor league team and work our way up where

What, would, our, team, name, be, called?, The Rattlers. Maybe. The, Rattlers, is, kind, of, raw., That, was, my little league baseball team name.

Nuh-uh. I, swear. Wow., We, were, the, baby, cats. The, baby, cats? Yeah. I, don't, know, if, that's, scary.

Oh,, we, were, horrible,, dude., We, had, one kid had the worst [ __ ] asthma. We had to just and you couldn't put him in the sunlight cuz it activated it and [ __ ] So, we'd have to like

we, had, to, adjust, the, way, the, field, was shaped so he could play a little. The whole thing was like, what the [ __ ]

We, had, we, had, a, kid, kind, of, like, that, but it was more of like a kid that it was almost like Howie from Bench Warmers, like where like you could really be in the sun.

Yeah., Yeah,, like, always, had, to, wear, long sleeve shirts and lots of sunblock and stuff like that. There's I swear there's one on every little league team.

Yeah,, there's What, is, this?, Oh,, that, that, tally. That's, him., That's, right, there., That's Nick uh Schwarzson right there. Played him. Nick Schwarzson's the best.

Oh,, that's, what, I, just, realized, that. What's, Nick, Schwarzson, right, there?

Um, dude, legendary, role., Oh, do, any, kids, ever, try, to, press, you, on campus? Have you had any issues like that or No, it's been chill. Um, no. They've always been chill because I wear the home jersey. That's why. Yeah, you got to you got to play into the favoritism. So, I haven't been pressed, but there's not really a reason to press. I just I'm just bouncing around and if someone like ask for a picture, I just go, "Can I get a beer?" I drank probably 12 beers before I got to the It's a lot of It's a lot of people coming up. Do you And

are, you, having, any, water,, too?, You, just having beer mostly? A, little, bit. I I usually do it until I get heartburn.

You, drink, it, until, you, get, heartburn? Yeah,, I, get, heart, I, got, I, got, heartburn right now, but we I got here at 9:00. I couldn't check into my hotel till 4:00 and I'm on Broadway.

Oh,, yeah., But, two, years, ago,, I, said, "Dude, start drinking water." I've, been, drinking, water., It's, the, It's the Yeah, it's the It's right here. It feels like I got shot in the stomach. I swear it's in my since I got my appendix removed.

Damn,, man. That's, not, I, think, that's, not, a conspiracy. That's That's why I don't go to the doctors. Half the [ __ ] they say is [ __ ]

dude., Of, course,, dude., All, you, need, is Tik Tok and a [ __ ] good attitude and a cash app account and you can [ __ ] take care of yourself these days, dude.

You, okay?, This, is, like, a, true, story. Okay. But, like, this, is, this, is, like, ever, since like how people call me a lesbian

or, whatever, like because, of, your, looks, or, whatever. Yes,, because, of, my, me, sometimes, too. Some lady the other day said, "Is that a wig on your head?" The but the doctor made an assumption at birth because I had one kidney and the way my face looked and assumed and told my parents that I like there was a high percentage chance that I was down syndrome.

Yeah. What, do, you, mean?, Yeah. I'm, just, saying like, cuz, the, cuz, the, like, cuz, the, the the look or because the someone said it's because like my my eyes

No,, I, think, you, got, baby, eyes., cuz, you got eyes of like a like, almond, eyes.

Oh, yeah,, I, forgot, you, do, have, that. I, just, got, to, show, you, my, baby, picture. But that's why I don't believe half the [ __ ] that they say. And then when I went to I

if, your, eyes, got, that, nut, shape, on, them, that's a lot of the signature.

Yeah., And, then, I, got, one, time, I, got, my appendix removed and I'm not kidding you to test to see if they what what like I had pain. They told me to jump.

When, I, had, appendicitis, and, I They, probably, laughed., Huh., I, jumped, and I like was like almost [ __ ] myself. I was in so much pain.

And, where, did, you, get, your, appendix removed? Who removed it? Um, was, it, a, sanctioned, place?

It, was, a, sanctioned, place., It, was, pretty great except for I didn't know until after that they put a catheter in.

Did, I, guess, that's they, put, a, catheter, in?, That's, a, [ __ ] pervert. It's some because they go I don't want somebody looking up my wiener. I'll tell you what's up there. I've looked up there. Nothing, buddy.

Yeah., They, have, to, have, like, a, use, a, a really small needle to really get in there.

But, you,, dude,, if, you're, not, drinking water, that's why they're doing all that [ __ ] dude. Because you're not drinking any water. You're the human body is 95% water and you're out here [ __ ] drinking Miller Light and Kool-Aid and [ __ ]

That's, because, it's, a, weekend. You're, out, here, drinking, [ __ ], It's been 2 years since I've seen you had the same problem, dude.

Where, you, bring, me, to, Nashville? You're, out, here, drinking, [ __ ] Hawaiian Punch every day. Nashville and you said you'd go down to one at on Broadway. It's awesome. And what is there to do? There is just a a like a it looks like so an invasion of of of bachelorette parties. I like

Oh, yeah., You'll, see, some, thick, and boots, baby. A lot of thick and boots.

I, know., They're, ready, to, march, for something. March or party dude., I, saw, that, clip, of, you, standing, on business in the hood, dude.

Yes. Was, that, tough?, Was, that, a, tough, moment? Um, I, don't, I, didn't, think, I, was, in, the hood. We were we we so the background of story for that was I was going to play I was at Russell Westbrook's old high school

and, I, uh, was, going, to I was going to uh I was going to buy basketball shoes cuz I had a basketball game and one of my mods met me there and was like, "Hey, can can you buy me these shoes?" So I bought this kid shoes. I walk out and this guy like it goes like you're in the wrong hood and I was like what? Then I was like he's like you're in the wrong hood. And I saw he's he's kind, of, fat., So, I, was, like, you, know what [ __ ] it. I'll push I'll push back. So I said what what did I say

bro?, What, what, did, he, say? Hurry, up, and, get, up, out, of, here, in, the hill right now.

Wait., Show, what?, Say, that, again., Show them. I, said, you, in, the, trenches, right, now bro. You need to hurry up and get out of here. I expect you to see you.

Well,, I, don't, give, a, [ __ ] Okay,, I, got, him, on, camera, so, in, case, we got shot.

What, kind, of, vehicle, are, you, getting? Are you part of a funeral procession?

No,, it's, it's, Uber., No,, the, I, got, into the Uber black because it was just like it was a it was a it was a event that someone else threw. So, they they they g they got the car for that.

Look, at, you, getting, in, there, like, it's, a funeral. like I'm late for, oh, I had to get these new shoes because, you know Danny died or whatever.

I, was, honestly, scared, I, was, going, to, get shot in the back there. I was like "Please, please step on it."

Yeah,, that, dude, was, pressing., That, was That didn't seem like a real guy. Go back to that guy.

I, don't, I, don't, think, I, think, he, was more he was more joking back back hindsight cuz he had his phone out, too. So, I knew he wasn't like really pressing. But, I

mean,, look,, he, hasn't, even, been, in, the sun. First of all, he's a Mexican guy with very pale skin. I don't trust a Mexican guy that hasn't been in the sun and neither do other Mexican people.

That, is, true., Okay,, here's, the, reason. Bring, up, some, really, pale, Mexicans because that should be illegal. Okay first off

they're, actually, there., I, think, there, I think half of I think there's like a like it's like half of Mexicans are pretty pale.

No,, but, those, are, some, of, the, women, you have to keep the sun off of some of them because they get pregnant and it can damage the child.

Is, that, true, or, you, just, make, that, up? Bro, you you ever see a pregnant woman just laying in the sun

like, on, the, side, of, the, road, or whatever? No way. That, is, true., That, is, true., I've actually haven't seen a pregnant woman in a long time, but also just, you know hang out at the club.

Yeah., So,, thank, God,, right? Well,, thank good thing that they're not there.

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Jinxy and Queso, huh? Yeah,, those, are, my, boys. Yeah, you, should., If, you, could, get, Queso, that'd be sick.

Is, he, a, neat, guy? He's, awesome. Yeah. He, just, doesn't, like, to, fly, and, he, he never leaves the state of Arkansas.

Oo,, I, love, Arkansas., That's, where, he lives at. Yeah, he he's uh he's really cool and so is Jinxy. Jinx is like the realest person I've met in all of content. Like we still we still talk all the time. Um

cuz, that, was, really, you, guys, really popped off together. Huh. Well,, he, he, found, me, at, like, around, a thousand viewers and then like when I was with him, we'd get to like I'd get to 10. When I was when he was streaming he'd get like it was like a times where he'd have 100,000 people.

No, way., So, we, would, be, like, we, me, and Jinx would be streaming together and like on his account he'd have more viewers than like Thursday Night Football like on Prime because it's on Prime and I was like that's that's kind of what made us blow up.

What's, up, dude? But, uh, Dude,, but, having, fun, like, just being like that with your friends and having fun is so much fun, huh?

It, is, pretty, sick., It, is, It, is, a, dream job., Like, I, I I, don't, know., Like, I, feel like your job is like way harder like being a comedian. Like you have to write, you have to plan, you have to practice and stuff like that. Like stream you can just go on and kind of like and then

but, what, are, the, side, effects, of streaming? Like do you feel this constant pressure that people have to show up there on the stream? And what are some things? You said dehydration is one of the products of it. Bad breath.

That's, one, of, them., But, another, one would probably be uh like you kind of get like disass maybe disassoc disassociative like you see like some views on the clips you're like you don't realize until you go in the real world and people like go like well I saw you here or like I saw saw saw you there like I I uh I don't know I was riding on my my bicycle today and someone just came up and like what are you doing here? I was like

filming, you. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah,, I, think, stuff, like that's kind of strange. I think but it's almost like I thought about this the other day, there's so much content out there that like I guess for you guys, especially as streamers, if you go out, you're in public, you're filming people, then it's not weird if they start filming you.

Yeah., No,, it's, not, like, I, don't, think any of it's weird. It's more of like um like what' you ask like the bad side effects or the good side effects or like the negative?

Sorry,, I, have, peacock, brain. No, worries., Uh, no,, no., Yeah., What, are some things that we don't see like about streaming that's tough? Like because there's a lot of people like I want to stream, you know, I want to be like a um you know, I want to be the next Fooie or whatever. RIP. But it's like

Fuzzy's, not, dead. Fuzzy's, not, dead. No,, he's, reincarnated., You're, lying. He's jacked now.

Sorry, to, laugh., I, just, I, thought, he, was rip, homie. Dang. No., If, Maybe, you're, thinking, about

No,, this, is, him. He's, jacked. Oh, my, god., He's, alive., I, don't, care, if he's jacked.

Jesus., Who, gives, a, [ __ ], Dude,, that's the problem with young people today. Like, they don't even care if somebody's alive or that. Like, he's jacked.

I, already, knew, he, was, alive,, though. [ __ ] He's thriving. He's He's doing better.

That's, not, Montel, Williams. What, is, on, your, algorithm?, I, would, pay him, dude. Hold on. Unpr him.

Un, rip, foodie,, homie., I, didn't, know., I knew there was a couple times he died at a mall. He'd like something happened. I knew there was Yeah. Somebody said he died near like a Build-A-Bear, like near a Bed Bath and Beyond Bear or something.

Has, anyone, ever, started? A, lot, of, the, stores, are, merging, now., You know, there's a Bed Bath and Beyond a Bear. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] are we doing?"

That, That, is, a, good, idea,, though,, cuz then you just converge all like It's like TV. Same five people own everything.

Yeah., There's, like, a, Bed, Bath, and, Beyond of BaskinRobins now, dude. And you're like, "This is a [ __ ] But you go in there, it's just a Build-a- Bear with sprinkles on it."

It's, nice, though., It's, like, you, go, to You go to Target, you can get go to CVS and you can go to Starbucks or something.

Yeah., Allin, one,, dude., You, can, go, in there, you can roller skate, you can eat uh some uh

eventually, weed's, going, to, be, illegal everywhere and I feel like it's going to be in CVS and every place is going to smell like weed.

You, think, so?, But, dude,, how, weird, is, it going to, be, like,, "Oh,, look, at, these [ __ ] [ __ ] smoking that CVS joint. You over there hit you, Dude that would be me. I'd be in the [ __ ] parking lot.

I, Walgreens, joint, with, my, wife,, dude. It's I guess it's probably I don't know if it's expensive or cheap to make weed but

it's, got, to, be, cheap,, dude., Look, at, the people that sell it, dude. When you think about it, like when you're growing up, the people that sold it, bro.

I, I, had, some, good, I, had, some, good, uh plugs or You, did? Yeah,, there, they, were., Uh, they're actually like

We, had, a, blonde, dude, that, would, [ __ ] sell it in our neighborhood. I had a lady that would pull up and she had a menu of like pizzas she could make you and she'd drop off the menu with whatever you wanted and it like she had her thing fully branded.

Oh,, that's, Houston, though. That's, some, Houston, [ __ ] That's, Houston, [ __ ], Oh,, let's, put, these glasses on and be blind for a second. Look at these.

Is, this, a, blind, test? You, got, to, see, if, you, can, do, it, or, not. I, feel, like, Allan, from, the, hangover. Or can you how far can you see? I could see at all. I could Well, my vision was still ass, but I could I could see pretty

like, You, look, like, a, three, blind, mice. You, look, like, Hold, on. You, look, like, a, like

Oh,, you, look, cool,, dude., You're, trying to be cool and blind. Don't be that [ __ ] dude.

I'm, trying, to, sit, back., Do, you, want, me to try to sit back like that? Dude,, nothing's, crazier, than, that, dude who's trying to be cool and blind, dude.

He's, like, he's, trying, to, post, up, like, he's, not blind or whatever. That is what if

that's, what, you're, doing,, dude., I'm If, I, had, the, money, and, I, was, blind,, I would 100% pimp out a cane or something. Yeah.

Would, you, have, a, CNI, dog?, I'd, have, four CNI dogs, dude. I'd be like that guy.

Like, the, the, dog, that, get, Oh, like, in, the, IDA, rod,, that, race,, you know?

The, Alaska like damn this mother seeing for miles bro. I'd have five [ __ ] CNI dogs. Two of them would be Kane Corsos and one of them would be a cocaine corso.

You, probably, probably, haul, ass, on, those things. They're pretty fast. I'd be so [ __ ] blind. I'd be a [ __ ] boss. They're like, "I don't even need to see [ __ ] That's how dope I am."

If, you, If, you, could, pick, one, of, your senses that you had to lose, which one would it be?

Probably, eating, [ __ ] Wait,, what, was, the, question? Oh, my, god. Well, if you could lose any of your senses, that would be the feeling of I don't know. Is that taste or smell or or or feeling? That's That's like three senses you knocked out right there.

Look,, you, need, a, lot, of, them, to, do, it like I do it. Oh,, really?, Oh,, you, got, a, you, got, a Carnival Cruise Buffet over there. Hold on.

No,, I'm, just, joking. I, have, no, idea,, dude., I, would, probably lose Well,, let, me, see., First, of, all,

wait., So,, do, you, like, Do, you, actually you you, get, in, there?, Do, I, do, oral, sex, or whatever?

You, f, like, that. You, eat, ass. Oh,, whoa,, dude. Bro,, you're, you're, you're, fishing, in, the same spot. What do you mean

bro?, I, mean,, I've, had, a, little,, but, I'm not What do, you, mean, like, you, accidentally like calm down, bro?

Calm, down., You, brought, it, up. Don't, be, the, cool, blind, dude. I'm, not, the, cool, blind, dude., You, put, on glasses, immediately talked about eating [ __ ]

No,, I, didn't. Yes., You're, trying, to, out, You're, trying to out orura farm me.

No,, I'm, not, oral, farming,, dude. No,, I'm, not., It's, not, oral, farming., It's not. It's orura farming. It's a good thing,

bro., What? It's, like, when, someone, thirst, straps you. Sorry for interrupting you.

I, bet, type, [ __ ], homie., No,, you're, good. We're, good. You, [ __ ], with, the, motion.

I'm, just, kidding., That's, a, Tik, Tok. Welcome, to, the, internet. Seen, it., But, I, will, say, this,, dude., I just want us to both be I don't want you to be the cool blind guy.

I'm, not, the, cool, blind, guy., You, look, at you right now. Tell me you aren't the cool blind guy.

I, can't, see, myself., Do, I, look, pimp? But, dude,, they You, pull, up, to, Dave's, Hot, Chick, and, you think they're letting me skip the line?

All, I, can, see, is, myself,, homie., That's where your energy's at right now.

That's, what, I, That's, what, That's, why, you wear sunglasses inside. There's power in that.

Yeah,, dude., These, are, wild,, huh?, Yours look good on you. I, don't, know if, I'll, take, them, off.

Um, what else can we talk about? Oh, you had a new Netflix show. What's going on with that?

Oh,, it, was, awesome., So,, I, just, went, to war with uh a lady uh Johnny Manzel's ex-wife and then

Oh,, was, that, Johnny, Was, Johnny, Manzel, on that one? No,, it, was, Johnny, Manzel's, ex-wife, and that was like the

ex-wife. Yeah,, her, name's, Bri, Tessy., She, does like uh Netflix show. Was, Brianna, Chicken, Fry, on, that, one?

No,, she, wasn't., It, was, like, the, the people that were on this show. It was like Dwight Howard. Um Bri Tessie. Uh who else?

Dwight, Howard, was, on, there., Mark. Was, he, flirting, at, all, with, you,, you think? No.

Um,, I, thought, the, casting, was, not, by accident. Hey,, I'm, not, I'm, not, going, to, read between the lines. I was I saw Dwight Howard. I was like, "Okay, these [ __ ] know what they're doing." And

type, [ __ ] There's, There's, one, time, like, uh, I, was like we're walking around and Dwight said like somebody's like he's like sketch you got nice feet. And I was like I was like Dwight you don't want to be in this clip. I don't know if you know do you do not want to be in this clip. Like, thank God I didn't make the cut. But it was a great show. It was a great show. And honestly, all the people that like I ended up fighting with made this show. So, like

really? I, do, like, a, little, bit, of, drama, on reality TV. So Zack, Justice, was, there.

Yeah., You, know, Zack, Justice? Bring, up, Zack, Justice., Let, me, see., I can't remember if I do know him.

He's, a, he's, a, YouTuber., Um,, and, he's, a he's he's really into script writing.

I, love, this, guy. He's, awesome., That's, That's, who, I thought it was. He, was, He, was, He

He's, the, best. I, don't, want Well,, I, guess, they're, not., He, He He, did great on the show.

He's, uh I'm, not, going, to, say, how, it, ends., So, you could Every, time, I, see, him,, I, want, I, just, feel like I always want to spend more time around him. He's a great guy.

He, is, a, great, guy. He's, interacting. We're, trying, to, We're, trying, to, think, of a show to do together.

Yeah,, that'd, be, a, great, I, mean,, he's just Yeah, both you guys are so like uh people love y'all, you know. Um on that on that show I saw that you guys didn't have your phone for how long was it

for, seven, days? Was, that, tough?, What, was, that, like? Maybe, schizophrenic, almost., Not, like skit. It wasn't that. It was like not having your phone was cool. You got to like lock into the conversations but like the game in itself like made you kind of like cuz you're cut off from the world. You can't really eat cuz the food's like shitty. And then like they don't tell you the time of anything. So like your everything's kind of thrown off.

So, you, could, be, eating, a, muff, and, you think it's breakfast and it's 1:15 p.m.

Kind, of, like, pretty, much. But, it's, like, prison., The, basis, of, the show is like imagine there's 12 people locked in prison. Yeah.

Price, point, is, a, million, dollars., And then commissary is like highric things that can upgrade your lifestyle.

Okay. So, that's, like, the, basis, of, the, show. But, not, having, the, phone,, did, that, start to tap in at moments where you're like

I, didn't, I, didn't, mind, it., I, I, always wanted to play reality TV. I was locked in and I was like trying to I was trying to get everyone voted off and that got me voted off like rather fast.

Yeah. So,, it, was, fun. It, was, fun., I'm, just, not, good, at, making Alliances.

Why, is, that?, You, think? Too, much, of, a, talker. Oh. And, too, much, of, too, much, of, an overthinker

and, not, enough, water. Not, enough, clearly, not, enough, water. Bro,, you, got, to, fuel, that, bubbler, homie. It can't bubble if there's no water.

Well,, we, were, limited, to, two, drinks, a night there. And it was one of more.

They, were, five, grand, a, piece. Nuhuh., She, had, to, Oh,, she, had, to, earn money. Just buy it.

No,, it, comes, out, of the, prize, pot., So, if you want to if you want to relax, you got to you got to drop 10 G's on the two drinks.

Dang. That's, what, I, spent, my, money, on,, though. I, respect, that, how, it, was.

Well,, it's, not, your, money, till, you, win. That's how I looked at it. Yeah,, I, like, that, attitude., It's, not your money till you win.

Would, you, ever, You've, done, reality, TV. Would you ever do like a Survivor?

No., I, got, asked, to, be, on, a, show., I, think it was Mr. Beast show or something. I didn't go do it. I don't know. I just have so much like I just have too much. I'm kind of taking a break from doing stuff because I just been kind of burnt. I just been like kind of burnt out.

Burnt, out, on, like, doing, content, and stuff. Yeah., Just, like, uh, touring, and, stuff really took it out of me.

Yeah., For, so, long. Traveling., Traveling, can, be Yeah., I, just, needed, a, break,, you, know? That's what I need. Um but yeah, that's pretty much been it.

Do, you, feel, Do, you, feel, better, when you're at home or do you uh like do you like being does being home make you antsy like you want to be on the road again or how does For me it's kind of like that.

It's, kind, of, a, mix, I, guess., I, think, you know what's weird is like I attach a lot of my I think my self worth probably to like if I am in like I think like if a woman is interested in me or not. Does that make any sense to you?

Yeah., But, like, in, terms, of, like, like, an actual woman right now or like in terms of like your job?

Um, no, like, an, actual, woman., So, I, think it's like I start thinking like oh I'd like to you know I think if I had like a I, don't know., It's, all, weird, to, say. It's like if I had a relationship or something I was really focusing on, I feel like it would be more night like nice to be at home because then it's like something I can start to work on and build a family and that sort of thing

100%. But, then, since, I, feel, like, um, that's, not really happening in my life right now which I'm not trying to I feel like I talk about that all the time. So I feel like I start to seem like I'm like whining about it. But um but so that part of me is then like oh maybe I should just go back out on the road. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing really

Yeah., like, trying, to, find, trying, to, do you try to find like uh No,, just, because, there's, nothing, like substantial here right now. Let me just go work. Let me just go work, you know?

Yeah., Keep, your, mind, off, of, things. Yeah., Just, because, then, but, then, also that's a little bit of a trap. So yeah I I think I'm just happy to be uh at home, let things settle, let things chill.

Yeah., And, that's, way, you, can, like, wrap your mind around and, I'll, meet, somebody, like, Yeah.

Yeah., And, give, me, a, chance, to, wrap, my mind around things. And even just to go to like SEC games, it's like I didn't have a chance to do a lot of that for years. It was like, dude, I think I've gone to eight SEC games this year. I'm gonna go to three more before the season's over. I'll have been to an SEC game

nine, out, of, 11, weeks. That's, insane,, man. Of, uh, Yeah. And, that's, that's, that's, like, all, fun and stuff like what So like when you do cool stuff, say like you do do a big show and like you like like you feel like accomplished, like who do you usually share like do you Who who do you like shared that with? Like for me like sometimes I like before I had my girlfriend I like say like if I met like like met someone big and like I'll be like no way like this just happened like is that is that like something like like in a lady that you're like looking for or like or like or is that something like you don't have or do you want or what?

Like, so, when, you, when, you, say, like, share something like say if I had a fun show it is kind of weird sometimes you just get back in your dress room and you're just there and it's okay. Like you have like my tour manager is great and like um you know the other comedians and stuff that's fun. So we had that bond but there definitely times where it's like yeah you get back home and

there's, no, one, to, ground, yourself. Yeah., There's, not, that, there, definitely you start to miss having some sense of home right.

Yeah., And, then, you, start, to, wonder, well, is that gonna be something that's in my life? You know, and it's not like yeah, I could probably find someone, but you want to like you want it to be a good fit. And then, yeah, can you get through your own like hurdles and stuff enough to make something like that work you know? And uh so you you think it's hard to date? Is it a hard dating pool or do you think you got high standards or do you have like a guard up in terms of like just be with being like a public figure like like you're you're you harder to trust? No, I think I'll pro I mean I'll date like kind of just I don't I think I'm good at knowing who to trust kind of. Yeah. And I think I'm good at um you know I'll try to just meet somebody here or there. Sometimes it is hard to make the time for it. Um

yeah,, making, time, ports, definitely, one of one of the hardest things about like

Yeah. dating, and, then, where, where, you, and, it's something where you have to travel a lot.

Yeah. Cuz, then, like, if, you, have, an, animal, who's going to watch the animals

or, like, if, who's, going, to, who's, going, to be on, the, fort? Yeah., Also,, like, I, have, to, realize, like I may have these expectations of things but I have to let some of those go. It's like, you know, I think there's always been this part of me that's like, oh it's going to feel like whenever I met somebody when I was like 17 or 13, like you know, there's always this this this kind of like uh romanticizing the issue you know, or something. And then it's like, oh well, I might meet somebody this way or this way. And it's like I'm always in a way kind of setting myself up for a little bit of being let down in those kind of senses. I think just turning it over to God, letting you know just be like

you, know, letting, your, person, come, to, you, versus like really trying to look for

Yeah., and, let, me, find, ways, to, just, be, in love with the world and being like make make the best like be a part of positive things like outside of like um what I want for myself.

Yeah., cuz, I, I, saw, I, remember, watching the clip of when you did the podcast with Saul and like that that

made, I, didn't, really, ever, want, to, like, a relationship or anything vulcano.

Yeah., volcano, or, like, I'm, suck, at pronunciation but like when he talks about like having having like kids in like a family and stuff like that like that that stuff like uh I don't know it it made me realize that I kind of wanted that and then I stumbled upon it so it was kind of got lucky but

yeah, was, it, tough, for, you, I, know, like after like after, the, the, the, leak

Oh, yeah or, dude, I, call, that, DDay and I call and and I call the announcement or by apology the sketch of the union. Good branding. It was in

Oh,, the, sketch, of, the, union, address., Oh, that was hilarious, dude. I, You, don't, know, what, I, did, that, day, was like that. I I found out that night the Faze guys like came got me.

I, remember, that, part. Banks, called, like, me., I, was, like, trying to get to the airport, but it was midnight in LA, so there was nowhere to fly.

So,, I, was, uh And, you, were, in, LA? Yeah., So,, I, was, without, family., So,, I was just trying to get back to my family. And then um like

were, they, concerned, about, you, or, no? Yeah,, they, they, were, the, first, ones, I called. So they were like trying trying to see how they get you back. And then um like my management group ended up meeting with like a PR person like you can kind of say or like try to do that and I like feel like fighting this battle. So I was like [ __ ] it, we'll go live and just went live for 10 minutes and that was the most viewers I ever had. We had 100,000 viewers. sounds like like I feel like Kim K when I say that but like that wasn't the goal but it was

well, like, yeah, it, was, definitely, I, was like when I cuz I let it load for a sec so I could just I didn't want to like start

and, were, you, milling, around, as, it, was loading like doing like potentially low-key gay [ __ ] while it was loading and stuff pacing around.

Okay,, just, checking. Oh, winner, was, the, last, thing, on, my, mind. I I couldn't look at my phone. It was everywhere.

Yeah., Everyone, everyone, text, me, like they're, like like, stay, off, your, phone., I was like don't worry. I know.

But, they're, also, texting, you, on, your phone. Yeah., And, they're, being, very, But, like everyone reached out to me like it was like crazy the amount of support I got.

Oh, yeah,, dude. I, remember, everybody, just, a, little, bit concerned and just checking in.

Yeah. Because, everybody, just, wanted, to, know that, you, they, loved, you, no matter, what. Everybody's done some [ __ ] wild [ __ ] you know.

Yeah., And, uh, just, happened, on, camera,, I guess. But that was uh I don't know that since then it made it easier for me to take because then I feel like I didn't have to hide anything or like like like more open.

You, just, and, you, also, you not, like, open, like, we, do, crazy, [ __ ], or something., More, like, like like

Yeah., Not, like, you're, another, one, of Dwight Howard's rebounds or whatever you know?

Dude,, get, the Dwight, out, of, this, clip. He's a great guy. I, think, he, is., I'm, joking.

I, know., I'm, mess, with, you., I'm, mess, with you. I'm I'm never serious. Yeah, I think it's funny. I think it's funny.

I, do, think, that, casting, was, on, purpose, but uh Oh,, they, definitely Oh,, there, was, there, was, a, couple dynamics of the casting that like I kind of knew pre preloaded in when I was cuz I was the first one in um like Zack Justice and this uh another lady had like a online feud

and, they, were, both, there. Yeah,, they, both, cast, it., So,, I, was, like I kind of knew that right away. I was like, "Oh [ __ ] this this is going to

this, going, to, be, interesting.", I, was like, "Let me sit back and watch." Oh,, that's, fun,, dude., When, you, get, to sit back and watch, dude.

Yeah., And, then,, yeah,, it, was, a, it, was, a fun time though. But yeah, I don't know. What was the question before uh the D-Day whole thing?

Oh,, I, don't, even, know., I, just, remember we had kind of talked about that cuz it kind of had

Oh,, yeah., So,, the, thing, loaded, and, so then you just kind of said uh Oh, yeah. You just shared what was going on and

it, allowed, me, to, be, more yourself, like, Yeah., like, like, not, like like in an like fluid way, more like I don't have to like worry about or like like it's already out there so people like already no I don't even have to talk about it like or whatever. So like

did, you, feel, like, people, treated, you, any different after or no? Um maybe some people some people not like the lot of people that like talked bad about me like have retracted since then because like I didn't make it about I one I didn't choose for it to come like I I know I didn't post it online but I didn't like

I, didn't, go, drop, it, on, my, channel, or something and then like uh I, don't, know, that, it, was, uh, I, I, don't feel like anyone treated me any differently especially the How about talking about it? We can not talk about it if you want.

No,, I, I, I, I, don't, care. Okay. I, don't, care. Yeah., I, didn't, feel, like, you, were uncomfortable. So

no,, cuz, because, it, links, back, even, to like our first podcast cuz like when I told you about that prayer, that was that was during that time.

Yeah., I, remember, that,, dude. So,, that, was, why, I, was, like, I, couldn't even talk about it then.

Oh,, yeah. So,, like, I, was, like, couldn't, even, open with you, but now I can openly talk about it.

Yeah., Oh,, dude., I, There's, been, times, in my life where it's just like Yeah. I like

and, I'm, sure, it's, like, that, like, that with a lot of people like for like

Oh, yeah like, uh, you, know, like, just, like different everyone has their different vices and stuff like that or like their different like things that they that they try to keep hidden or like you know

Oh, yeah,, we, all, have, things, that, would that make us feel or that like for some reason have so much shame attached to them or they may have shame even though

it's, just, like, Yeah., It's, kind, of, it's it's odd that we live in a society like that where uh

because, Yeah., The, truth, is, you'd probably want people to just kind of share so they feel free, you know? Yeah.

But, the, amount, of, shame, I, wish, there, was almost like a meter of the amount of shame we all feel like the things that are kept hidden, you know, or the things that we feel we need to keep hidden, you know?

Yeah., Like, shame, is, one, of the, shame, and like what uh like being nervous like the two things that are like I probably struggle with the most that are like things that like you can control but like also you can't control at the same time.

Like, you, you, feel, the, emotions, but, like that you can rewire your brain with like your thoughts like but like the but at the end of the day like however nervous you are it doesn't change the outcome.

Oh, yeah., Huh. the same thing with the shame. Like it's like like you can wear it to shame like

you, can, feel, so, horrible, about, yourself but it's not going to really affect anything except for you.

Yeah, I, know. Like, other, people, like, you, know, people come up to me and still show me show me love or whatever and I love them but it's like it's it if I if I wore the shame like 24/7 like it wouldn't like it wouldn't do anything. Like I have moments but like

Right., Yeah., I, think, there's, things, you feel like you have to wear the shame. Like I know when I was growing up I was so ashamed of myself. Um and I don't even know why. I was probably ashamed of myself for even existing, you know, as a kid. Like I think I was in just such a place of like low selfworth and of like nobody teaching me how to have any selfworth about myself or ever even having a conversation of like what selfworth meant or what it even was. So to me it was, you know, I just almost just felt so embarrassed to even be anywhere sometimes because of just kind of how horrible I felt about myself as a child.

I think Yeah., Do, you, carry, any, of, that, still? Like do you do you feel like like do you ever feel like you're not

I, don't, I, think, a, lot, of, it's, gone, away. I think some of it's just age getting older. I think I kind of stuff helped.

You, really? Oh, yeah., Going, to, therapy, that's, helped a lot. Therapy, definitely, helps, me.

Yeah., I, started, doing, therapy., Well, I've always done a little bit of therapy, but I usually ghost him like a

like, the, third, or, fourth, time. Yeah. I I feel good now. Then, then, your, therapist, with, Sam, and Colby trying to get in touch with you on a Ouija board after that.

He's, damn, near., I, I, talked, to, I, I, I retalked to cuz I I went I had a therapist like before I started streaming then I I have one now and he was like uh he's like because of doctor rules you're not you can't tell people who you're working with or whatever.

Yeah. And, he, said, he, saw, me, on, TV, one, time, and wanted to tell his wife but he couldn't. And I was like

he's, like, look, at, this, handsome, little woman. Yeah., It's, exactly, what, he, thought., Look at this handsome softball coach right here.

Bro,, low, key, you, do., And, now, I'm, really feeling it, dude. I could see it was like kind of a white Filipino lesbian.

I'm, a, little, Mexican,, but, like, I'm, not like uh is that Sorry., That's, the, sound, I, feel, like, that that what like when you open when you open your little lesbian eyes in the morning. That's the sound.

That's, the, sound., Oh, my, god. I I got to change the way I dress. I've been getting a lot of [ __ ] for it.

You, need, to, do, overalls., I'd, go, with overalls. No., No., And, now, you're, trying, to, set, me up. If you go with a tattoo, too.

If, you, wore, overalls,, you, you, would, get lesbian allegations out of the wazoo.

Dude,, no, wonder, you, love, eating, [ __ ] There's, nothing, about Yeah., He's, only, talking, about, eating [ __ ]

bro., Dude,, all, I'm, saying,, dude,, you're way more of a lesbian looking than me dude.

Than, you., But, get, right, here. What? And then from the back, too. Yeah,, that's, what, I, thought.

From, the, back., That's, your, old, trick, dude. No,, that's, not, my, old, way,, dude., Keep, me of that, bro. What I'm saying, dude, is this, bro. I'll say this, dude. You're way more Let dude, all you need is a You need to start getting You'd have a tattoo that says this [ __ ] don't run on it.

God,, that, is, absurd. That's, what, you, need. No,, I'd, have, a, [ __ ], stamp, for, sure, though. Oh yeah

I, would, have, a, [ __ ], stamp., And what, would, it, say?, You, have, to, have, some wording above it, too. Bring use perplexity to bring up the best lesbian [ __ ] stamp wording that you could have.

It'd, be, like what do you call those things like uh where it's just like who's the red guy from Star Wars? It'd be like his tattoos.

Queer, uh, duck, life., You, can't, That's, not it. That's insane. It says that.

Is, that, what, it, says?, Queer, or, lesbian pride symbols are phrases like duck life or incorporating lesbian trans pride colors or hearts. Okay, so you could have a rainbow maybe. Um, bring up some great lesbian uh kind of uh what would you call them?

Streamers, or, like, just, like just, like, a, something, you, would, have, on a [ __ ] stamp if you were a lesbian.

The, uh, lesbian, [ __ ], stamps or lesbian bump burst stickers. Uh, these, are, good, ones., Love, is, love. You are my today and all of my tomorrows. That'd be a crazy [ __ ] stamp tab.

Yeah., I, don't, know if, that's, a, [ __ ] stamp. You kind of need something more like I was think more of like a design.

Oh, yeah., You, need like, angel, wings. You, would, definitely, be, a, bigger, lesbian dude. Do you think if we were lesbians we would go on a date or not?

I, feel, like, you'd, ask, you'd, be, you'd, ask me out. I, don't, know, about, that.

Oh,, you're, the, one, you're, the, one talking about it and you're taking me to dinner tonight.

Oh, yeah,, that's, true., I, forgot, about that cheese first. Yeah., Thank, you., Thank, you, very, much.

Wow., Thanks. I, can't, can't, wait. Okay., BLM, homie, type, [ __ ], Boy, we're, going, to, take, his, Subaru.

We're, teammates,, huh? Right, after, practice, bro., If, we, were, two, lesbians,, dude,, we would we would get a lot of chicks, I think. You'd think

I, think, we'd, have, a, we, we'd, talk, a, good game, dude., If, we, were, lesbians,, dude,, we'd get the hottest twins out there. We would be the hottest twins.

No,, we, would, get, the, hottest, twins. No,, it'd, be, us., And, we'd, be, the, We'd, be the most soughtafter.

We, would, win, an, all, lesbian, unk, nephew contest dude. That, would, be, a, good, contest., We, should probably try to run that one.

[ __ ], We, would, do, great., God,, we, should have a [ __ ] contest. Men that look like lesbians, dude. Isn't there something called Nambler or whatever? That that was that thing.

A, Nambler? What's, Nambble? What, is, that?, A, mint? No., North, American, Man, Boy, Love, Associ? No, that's not it. Oh my god.

No,, dude. No., Hey,, hey, unlook., Speak, of, the, You're, the delete., Whatever., Freaking, Nashville Predators.

Nashville, Predators. And, that's, something, y'all, we, need, to have a conversation about, too. Is who the hell thought of the branding for the Nashville Predators? I was like, that sounds like a a a scary movie. I walked past it and it said go he goes he goes say cheese. Yeah

I, take, it, and, it, says, go, PRS. I, was, like,, dude,, that, is, not, a, good you're you're one letter off of

Yeah., And, what, do, you, expect?, They should have definitely per like uh Predators get in free night or whatever

that, they're, probably do. They do do that. That's at WWE though. Yeah, they, should, scan, the, crowd, uh, for, uh, men just sitting by themselves at the PRs games. It's like now it's time for the real prick. Make some noise. And they shoot just children's t-shirts into the crowd.

Oh, my, god. And, then, it's, just, some, guy, like, look, at this guy just by himself and he's like

Yeah., That, would, be, a, good, So, they, need to lean into that. I guess you, got, you, have, to, do, whatever, you, can to get fans nowadays. How's your balls buddy or miss? Who knows these days? Are they packaged up well? Are your balls packaged? Well, I'm talking about your underpants. H makes you wonder, don't it? Well, you can know your balls and body and butt are taken care of thanks to Wonder Balls. A men's underwear brand engineered for performance, built for all day comfort, and crafted with men's health in mind. Made with ultra soft Peruvian Pima cotton and Australian modal. They are certified toxin-free and they stay on you. They keep your body where it's at. Sometimes you get on these unders and they're all jacked up or you know some of them you're through the day you're you're in your car all day or truck. They ride up your body.

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They don't f around. Dude, I I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral right? And uh who's the head of the WWE? Who was the guy for a long time? Not Triple H. Vince Mcome.

Vince, Mcome., He, came, out, of, the, back, and he did like he's like, "All right, one more time for the Hulkster. Let's hear it for me." And he did all of it and they played his music on the speakers in the church.

Oh,, really? I, am, a, And, he, did, all, of, like, the, Hulk like signs and stuff.

That, is, so, sick, bro., It, was, really,, really, cool,, man., It was probably one of the best things that had happened, dude.

Yeah., Did, you, met, Hulk, Hogan, in, real life? Yeah,, I, met, him, when, he, was, alive., And uh

Did, you, have, him, on, the, podcast? I, did,, dude. Dude,, that's, crazy. It, was, probably, one, of, the, most, special moments ever. just we got to lock arms just because he was such a part of our childhood., Dude,, I, remember, when, I, was a kid, it was like we felt like just so like we just I don't know, we just felt like such low lives like we were in like this neighborhood and everybody it felt like everybody looked down upon us. We didn't have anything. But when WWE came on, dude, that was something. Or when NWA wrestling because rich kids didn't watch wrestling. So for poor kids, that was our [ __ ] right? So when that [ __ ] came on, dude, it was [ __ ] like

what's, what's, in, what's, in, what's, uh NWA, right? National Wrestling Association. It was just a different it changed into uh

Is, that, what, Ice, Cube, in, them? Oh,, it, was, also, NWA. Yeah,, cuz, uh nwords, with, attitude, or, whatever., Uh, but yeah, but Vince McMahon, he came out and did all of Hulk's things and stuff that all of his like signature moves and the place was going apeshit. That was a really

And, nobody, even, knew, that, he, was, there and he came out of the back and like everybody's was just sitting in the pews. It was pretty special, man.

Yeah,, that's, insane., um, after, you, went through your thing that kind of happened, did they have were the um were sports teams still cool or was it weird?

Um, they're, still, cool., I, mean,, no, one's no one's acted weird towards me. Everyone hit me up like that was before then. I never like no athletes like really

gave, a, gave, a, [ __ ], to, be, honest., I, mean like to to to a certain point it's like

you, know, I'm, only, you, only, know, people as as much as you know them. So yeah,, especially, like, like, Yeah., like us, we just meet people and you don't really know what they're like, you know

dude., And, but, there's, some, there's, some that are so dope. Like I've met Joe Burrow a couple times. That's dude's cool as hell.

Oh,, he's, great,, dude. Um, one, of, my, my, favorite, person, that I've met so far is Cam Jordan on the on the, Saints., He's, one, of the, coolest, like realest guys I've ever met. He also WWE.

Yeah. Or, no, uh, UFC. UFC., Yeah., That's, where, I, got, to, meet him at. Yeah., That's, where, I, got, to, meet, him, in the at when we were at F1.

Oh,, that's, great,, dude., What, made, him, so unique, you think? He's just very personable and he like he's like when you talk to him like it's a real conversation like he's locked in like uh some people some people like are you know you don't talk talk to him as much but I got to talk to him on multiple occasions and like uh yeah just each time was like

left, thinking, more, higher, and, higher, of him like just uh all around solid dude. I bet the Saint flock probably would say the same thing.

He's, a, special, guy, man., He's, very, smart too bro. He's just like he's really uh I don't know.

He's, been, in, the, league, for, a, while, too. Yeah,, he's, been, in, there,, man., And, he just stays healthy enough to keep playing and um you know, Saints have had a tough time this year. Jesus.

I, know., I, wish, he, was, I, wish, he, they, had cuz, I, I, want, him, to, win, a, Super, Bowl.

I, know., Well,, did, he, win, one, with Breeze? I think he won one. Did, he, was, with, with, Breeze?, How, old, is that? Would have been like 2009. Is he Is he that old?

I, don't, know., What, year, is, Cam, Jordan, in the league? You might be right. No, Cam Jordan is I want a Super Bowl. He play Saints since they were which Super Bowl following 200. He started playing NFL in 2011. Wow.

Oh,, damn., He, missed, it., But, he, got, to play with Drew though. Still, pretty, amazing,, dude., Maybe, that's why I'm thinking of it because it was overlap. Um, dude, we accidentally called Well, I had an accident. I called Max Crosby before he they had a game uh the other day and I accidentally and it was yesterday but and I was with Pavia where we were getting IVs and we I was like dude let's call let's call uh Crosby and just say what's up to him cuz Max is one of my favorite players and u he's sick too.

Oh, he's, so, sick, dude, and, he's, literally in the locker room. I'm like why are you wearing all your Raiders [ __ ] up? I thought it was Halloween thing or something., He's, like, dude, we, have a, game in 20 minutes. I was like oh [ __ ] bro

you, used, the, college, football, schedule like what the hell are you wearing? I was like, "Dang, I just used my one." Max Crosby answers your call.

Have, you, seen, his, chains, in, real, life? Bro,, yeah., He, let, me, hold, one, of, them one time at a WNBA.

You, told, me, that, doesn't, make, you, want to get Oh,, it, makes, you, definitely

just, one, that, says, this, past, weekend. What, if, I, got, you, that, for, your birthday?

I, don't, know., I, think, somebody, would, uh rob, you., Are, you, worried, about, getting robbed

if, I, have, a, chain?, Yeah. Hit, up, some, percentage. Yeah. I, do, a, couple, of, these, when, we, go, to, the 7-Eleven. Couple of couple of tuck underneath.

Yeah., Oh, to, tighten, it, up, dude., My, buddy, Giani, Giani, Paulo, bring him up.

Um, he's, an, actor., He, was, in, uh I think it's like Black Love or something. Know what's his show called? Oh, it's called Power Book Ghost Too

with, Michael, Rainey. Okay. Uh, and, Johnny's, great,, dude., One, of, the best guys ever.

Which, one, does, he, have, with, all, the of, there? Oh,, that's, him, right, there., Can, I, get, up to see real quick?

Yeah., Johnny, Powell., Yeah., Oh,, dude. Yeah. If you're a short I, recognize, him,, dude., That, dude's, sick,

bro., Short-sighted, lesbian,, dude., You might Dude. Dude,, that's, it's, shortsided, lesbian. You're that, bro. You're that [ __ ]

I'll, tell, you, what., I'm, a, nightmare, on the road. They should take my license. I'm just kidding. But

you, have, a, driver's, license? Yes,, I, do., I, can, see, I, can, see, cars. You, just, had, to, get, up, within, 3, ft, of that TV.

Because, I, was, looking, at, his, jawline., I did. That's why. What? No,, I'm, just, kidding., I, couldn't, see [ __ ] It's bad. It's bad

bro., One, kidney,, bad, eyes., Wait,, is, your kidney connected to your eyesight? Look that up, dude. This is all making sense Sketch. You have to get some water.

I, definitely, have, I There's, one, right, next, to, him. Thank, you,, sir. There's, always, one, right, next, to, him, and it's always full.

I'm, a, I'm, a, glass, full, type, of, guy. Uh,, kidney, health, is, indeed, related, to eyesight primarily because both the kidneys and eyes share common risk factors. And dude, you're already down to one bubbler. That's why you only have why you're

I, I'm, I'm, going, to, fix, it., And, the, thing is, you, have, one, kidney,, right?

As, long, as, I, make, it, to, 30,, I'm, chill. No, I'm just kidding. But um yeah, I have one kidney. Yes. That's why they thought when I was born with a birth defect and for whatever reason, the way I looked, they they thought I I was

Oh,, for, sure., Didn't No,, I, didn't., I, I, did., Well,, being, here at Vanderbilt, you coming out, I started asking kids their qu like I was like "How about your ACT?" They're like, "Oh 33." I was like "Holy shit." One said he got kid said he got a 39. He's like "If you get everything right, they just give you a 39." I'm like

"If, you, doubled, my, ACT, score,, I, wouldn't have gotten that score." Really?

Yeah., I, got, like, a, 16, on, my, first, one and then an 18. 18's, pretty, good., Some, kid, in, our

show, someone, who's, not, very, good, at Some, kid, in, our, town, got, that, good.

Some, kid, in, our, town, got, a, 21. 21, is, like, that's, good., You, have, to, get over 20 to get like I think anywhere besides Arizona State or or you know like one of your instate type of schools.

Yeah, it's, competitive, as, hell., You, know how hard it is to get in University of Texas?

Pretty, tough,, huh? Well,, with, how, big, those, high, schools are. You have to be like a top percentage to get auto deaden. So, you have to be like top Well, people need to go to trade schools. Did you ever think of learning a trade?

Could, you, see, me, with, a, flamethrower?, I would blow something up. Pull up the lighter clip. I didn't even know that lighters could blow up. I I was just trying to get out of a camping trip and threw a lighter there. If I had to do blue collar, too.

You, could, do, it,, dude., You, would, be, a, h bro. You My, old, job, was, blue, collar, enough.

You, just, put, the, lighter, in, there. No,, you, didn't., I, swear, to, God, did, you, just, put, the, lighter, in, the fire?

Thank, god, you, put, it, in., Seriously. Yeah,, I, did. No,, you, didn't. I, should, have., I, didn't., I, don't, know., I did that.

Did, you? Okay., So,, the, story, behind, that,, I, was not trying to kill my friends. I was trying to get out of camping because when we planned out the streaming, we were like, "Let's do a 247 camping stream out in the woods." And I was that was like

"You're, losing, lesbian, points, right, now by denouncing camping. Go on. Try, setting, up, a, tent, at, night, and, then try filming at night. We had no lights. We were just sitting around a campfire and it was cold as hell." And I was like I was like, "If we if we lose our source of fire, like we we can leave."

Oh,, I, love, that., Hey,, did, y'all, leave? Um,, we, went, to, Waffle, House,, grabbed, a lighter, and came back. So, I had to finish the night. But it it it did

dude., Yeah., The, le, Sometimes, lesbian people, they like the dark because they can they can come up and be like, I'm a man, you know? They can trick you in the dark.

There's, a, lot, of, There's, a, lot, of, ladies that are stronger than me, probably.

Oh,, definitely,, dude., I, would, watch, you in some good uh physical competitions against some strong women. Like if if I did a streaming series where I fought UFC ladies, I'd probably get my ass kicked. No, I definitely would. Holly Holm. Holly Holm's pretty hot, too. Angie's very tough and competitive.

See, you're definitely the lesbian. Oh,, I'd, let, her, kick, me, till, I, came,, you know.

That's, a, crazy, thing, to, say,, dude., We can't say that kind of stuff, dude. She's going to get really upset. She's beautiful. I think she has

She's, going, to, kick, your, ass. I, know., I, think, she, has, a That's, why, we, have, to, be

think, she, has, a If, we, go, to, these, UFC, events,, too,, we're going to get [ __ ] slapped.

Dude,, we, can't, say, that,, bro., She's going to be Holly. We're just You're She's exceptional. She's been

I, think, you're, awesome,, Holly., And, I would take an autograph. And that's, what, you, need, to, start, doing., You interview so many people. You should get Do you not gasp for like game worn jerseys or anything? No, we're just doing an auction right now actually for uh we're raising funds for um like different places we perform. Sometimes they'll give you a jersey like we performed like

and, you'll, sign, that, and, then, you'll auction it off. Yeah,, we're, auctioning, it, off, to, the money.

What, about, like, what, if, someone, comes, on and like you get like like say like uh

I, haven't, done, that., I, should, have. Yeah,, dude. We, did, make, these. We, got, the, Amish, hat., That's, that's, a good that's a good that's a good start.

And, this, is, Louis, CK's, book. That's, dope., Did, he, sign, it? He, did, sign, it.

And, like, I'm, I'm, a, collector,, not, a seller. Oh, yeah., like, in, terms, of, that, type, of stuff for sure. I would just yeah

keep, it., Uh, some, nice, things, that, came in for sure that people have given us as a gift. There's Rain Wilson's book. Some lady made this real rat.

You, actually, read, books, or, do, you, like uh Oh, yeah,, I, love, to, read like, a, Is, it, like, a, bedtime, thing, or, is it a travel thing?

Um, it's, a, little, bit, of, both., It's, a real rat as a rat king. That's, a, rat, king., Oh, my, god,, that's sick. Cuz you're the rat.

A, real, rat., Yeah,, some, lady, made, that. That, is, such, a, pimp, name., So, that's pretty cool, dude.

Dude,, what, the, hell? I, know., That's, real, rat, right, there, dude. Dude,, that, is, insane., I, need, to, think, of a sick nickname.

That, thing, will, eat, the, cheese, out, your ass homie. Oh,, well,, sign, me, up.

I'm, just, saying, if, you, want, that., I don't know what you want. Well, we'll just have to relaunch. I'm just kidding. Um, what do you

But, uh,, dude,, lot, of, Is, this, the, Rizzler candle, too? I just noticed that.

Yep. Yeah, that's, the, one, he, blew, out. Rizzler's bonkers. Have you guys ever I can't

I, met, the, I, met, the, Rizzler. Y'all, ever, done, a, sleepover, or, anything?

No,, no,, no,, no,, no., Um,, but, he's, he's like really cool though. Like he's like talking to a man.

He's, Well,, he's, 6, years, old, but, like, he's, like, the, confidence, of, a man.

Oh,, there, you, guys, are. Dude,, he's, so, sweet., I'll, tell, you, this. I was having a tough week and he sent me a really nice video.

Oh,, really? Yeah. That's, a, great, kid., It, was I, This, is, what, I, think's, gonna, what we're talking about the biggest YouTube videos ever

and, I, think, one, of, the, biggest, YouTube videos ever. I forgot who said it

but, if, the, Rizler, did, a, like, a, you, know how they do for like five star athletes like picking their college like the Rizzler picking his college

like, if, he, did, that, like, on, an announcement like a a decision that'd be one, of the, coolest, videos, ever.

Yeah., Yeah., I, would, love, to, see, him, go to college dude. I'd go I'd help him. I'd tutor him if he needed it.

Yeah., If, college, is, still, around. I, know., I, don't, know, what's, gonna happen. There's a lot of uh

lot, of, AI, college, now. You, think, he's, kind, of a, wigger,, you think, or not?

The, Rizzler. Yeah. Um, what, what, classifies, like, what, would classify you? Just just a lot of swag or something?

Ju, just, being, a, wigger? I, um, I, possibly, I, think, so., He's, got something he's got he's definitely got like some flavor to him.

Yeah,, that's, what, I'm, saying., He's, got some flavor. You got some flavor. Do, you, Cuz, people, classify, you,, I, feel like, as a wig. You're like one of the few that's kind of left or there's kind of like this resurgence

you, know?, I, feel, like, it's, kind, of, you. Bailey Zimmerman. Bailey, Zimmerman., Really?

I, I, just, like, wearing Jake, Paul, probably. I, just, I, just, I, like, street, wear, and like rap and stuff like that because

Yeah,, that's, it., You, qualify. But, I'm, from, Houston. Huh? Jake, Paul's, Jake, Paul's, from, Ohio,

bro., People, can, be, from, You, think Wigan's only from one area, dude? Don't. No, no, no, no. I bet they're from They're definitely from everywhere

bro., Not, only, you, nearsighted, actually optically, but your views of Wiggers are hella nearsighted, homie. Wigas can be from anywhere, dude. You think Louiswis and Clark were [ __ ] Wiggers, dude.

Houston., Houston's, pretty, diverse. Oh, you, think, Lewis, and, Clark? Bring, up, a, picture, of, Louiswis, and Clark. Let's see if they were wiggers or not.

No. No way. Hell, yeah. No,, they're, closer, to, lesbians., These are also paintings, not actual photos and stuff like that.

Can, we, get, real, photos, of, them,, please? Is, that, Sack, Jia? Who, knows?, This, [ __ ], is

Sak, Jia, is, a, pretty, cool, name, now, I think about it. Look, at, these, wiggas,, dog.

I, don't, know., I Merryweather, Lewis,, homie., That's, a, bro. That's a blackest name I ever heard in my life, bro.

And, Willie, Clark. Yeah,, Willie, Clark. Oh,, come, on,, bro., that, that, they, they, do have probably the best tandem name. That's that probably the the first tandem in American history

bro., And, you, know, they, was, out, there looking for [ __ ] homie. You know that.

That's, that's, exactly, what, they're doing. The hell what what do you get by going to the West Coast?

Scoping, for, chicks,, dude. Yeah,, you're, trying, they're, trying, to get some get some bus

bro., They, were, looking., It, was, only Frontiers, dude. Them [ __ ] was out there.

They, climbed, mountains, to, get, it., Oh,, so yeah. All, you, have, to, do, is, swipe, or, sell, at, a show in Columbus, Ohio, and then you just right right after it.

What, about, any, of, the, FaZe, Clan?, Those guys are all wiggas probably. You think?

Uh,, Adapt. Okay, that's one. Um, and probably uh Yeah. Or, probably, more, like, Tech, Wiggas, maybe.

Yeah. Can, we, say, Wigger, or, not?, We, can, say, it. If this is your show, I don't I don't I don't I don't

You're, here,, dude. I'm, just, I, I, just You didn't say anything. Yeah,, we're, just, talking, about, it., It, is a term. The first one was from our town dude.

Really? Oh,, yeah., Shout, out, Brian, Pervvis,, dude. Who else? Bubba Sparks. Remember him?

Who, the, hell, is, Bubba, Sparks?, Is, that someone from your hometown? College, Park., Bubba, Sparks., We, ready.

They, made, that, song. Yeah. Oh,, that's, a, great, song. Is, Paul, W., Paul, Wall.

That's, not, Paul, Wall, is, Bubba, Spark. But, I, know, but, Paul, Wall, would, classify as Paul Wall.

Paul, Wall, probably Paul, probably, would. Yeah, but Paul Wall is kind of his own thing, man. He he

that's, what, I'm, trying, to, look, like, when I get older. Gang, gang, gang., Paul's, exceptional,, man. But yeah, I'm trying to think. And some people might not think that term is legit anymore. I don't know. You know when I was coming up, it was and that's what it was, you know.

Yeah,, the, dictionary, it's, uh, it's, shrunk quite a bit over Rob, Kardashian., That's, one, probably

Rob, Kardashian., I, haven't, seen, a, picture of him in like years but, he, got, a, couple, baby, mamas, in, there.

Birdman. Birdman,, I, believe,, is, full, is, uh black., I, believe, he's, black.

No,, what, Birdman, are, you, talking, about? The talking, about, Chris, Anderson?

Yeah,, Chris, Anderson. Oh,, yeah., Definitely,, dude. Machine, Gun, Kelly, maybe., Or, is, he

Good, question. MGK Kelsey. Travis Kelce. Yeah,, I, think, so., Okay. I, don't, know., Taylor, Swift, probably

uh, he, might, have, converted. Yeah,, he, might, he, might, have, converted. Just, listen, to, Taylor, Swift, all, the time.

Who, else?, I'm, thinking, Kay, Fed, Kevin Federline. Uh, Pavia. Pavia., Yeah,, dude., Pavia, for, sure.

Does, he, Does, he, have, chains? Yes,, he, does,, bro. Dude, for sure. Dude,, how, much, is, the, Pavia, NIL, money? Does it does it say online?

Bring, up, Pavia's, chains, right, there. There he is right there with a couple chains on right there.

Oh,, tell, him, to, I, want, him, to, toss, those on me pregame. He's, the, best.

Come, out, of, there, with, a, free, chain. We, got, to, get, him, to, go, play, for Houston, man. Houston would love him. You know, why

the, Texans?, Yeah., No,, no,, not, Shroud. Oh,, but, Straoud., But, I'm, saying, this could be Oh, I But he could go in and be a backup for a few years, you know.

Oh,, probably, could, go., Do, you, think, he could start or I haven't I, think, I, could,, but, I, think, he's

24,, right?, So,, he's, kind, of on, the order. I, think, it's, better, for, guys, to, go, in and be backups, though. A lot of these guys, they get in so early. Yeah. I don't, know if, it's, great, for, him.

Yeah., Well,, the, one, that, I, think, that shouldn't be a backup right now is Shader Sanders.

Oh,, it's for, the, Browns., He's, actually,, Dude, I've met him a couple times. He's sick.

He, is like, he's, not, he's, not, [ __ ], cocky., He's like like confident. Interesting.

And, like, he, just, he, like, he, chills, and like just listens to his own music and like all he cares about is football. But like he

he's, really, smart., like, he, he, documents like everything he does and like from what I think he's gonna do, he probably has something that he's going to be able to sell to like a like an HBO and like it'll be like his entire experience like when he he when he films everything he does.

Oh,, so, really, he's, really, locked, in, on like the uh creative side and like the tech side and the digital side, huh?

Yeah., I, I, actually, talked, to, him, um, we were and he was asking me about cuz he was going to live stream his pro day.

Mhm., And, I, was, like,, that's, actually, a genius idea to kind of like own your own content and like that, you know, like why why give it to some big big like ESPN and have all the recruits come in put it on your thing, make money off it like

or, do, your, own, thing., Yeah. Yeah., like, like, it, kind, of, a, really smart idea, but like the idea that he's like filming everything, especially with how the draft turned out like and then if he turns out to be a baller, which I think he will be, he's got he's got like that he's got that like killer instinct.

Well,, I, think, it's, great, that, he's, not playing this year in some ways. Like and I'm not This is just my judgment.

I, think, he's, better, than, Dylan, Gabriel, though. Well,, I, think, that, they've, definitely been having a tough time over there. Yeah.

But, I, do, think, it's, great, that, he's, not playing. Let all that stuff kind of wash away, a, little, bit., You, know what, I'm saying? cuz it was so much hype of him coming into the draft and everything and then have him get a chance just to be in that locker room. I think being in a new place and then also going right into the job seems very hectic, you know. Um

and, you, and, and, it's, like, one, bad, game, people be like rip them out and stuff

get, them, out, of, there,, right? That's, what, they, they, talk, about, like how quick the turnover time is now like quarterbacks and stuff like that. So, I think if you can have more time there to just to be in the in the facility, you know, to be in the venue and let people see who you are, too. Um, but yeah, I think Ty Simpson's great. I think he could be

Who's, Ty, Simpson? For, uh, Alabama., Sorry,, I'm, back, in college now. But, uh, yeah. So, yeah I'm think I'm just thinking back in college.

Ty, Simpson,, wasn't, he?, Heisman, front runner. So,, great., Yeah., I, mean,, he's, really stepped into that job there.

Um,, it's, exciting., They, they, they, turned I did not think they were going to like be able to turn around that fast that cuz I thought NIL money was going to affect cuz all the NIL money like I'm thinking like a Stanford like a you know like people like that are going to come out of the woodworks and be able to pay people but like Alabama just still kicking ass.

Well,, this, just, some, bro, you, go, there and they show you all the rings and like the history of the program. It really the glory over there is pretty wild. Um

that's, where, I, think, like, like, uh, I wonder like if like or like Arch Manny's playing all right, but if Arch played like at a played at a smaller school like how how crazy his stat line would be

like, if, he, played, in, like, the, big, the big 10 or something you, know,, or, he, would, he, would, have destroyed. I think he's still going to he's still going to come on, but he's just going to take a little bit more time.

Yeah,, it's, going, to, be, exciting, to, see what happens. And the good thing is that he probably doesn't feel hurried. He's been super patient about it. He's probably enjoying his college experience, which is nice. And not every beat of it is so has to be so overwhelmed with football. I bet it's been a great experience for him.

Yeah., I, wonder, how, overwhelming, it, is though when they think that you're supposed to be like the number one overall team going in. It's like your first game.

Like, they, expect, you, like, they, expect you to hit a home run at at the start

right?, See,, that's, that, pressure, of, even being like a a a high draft pick in the pros. It's like it's just like and then we don't even have a lot of um experienced quarterbacks now cuz it's like you either have these guys who have done only the guys that have done well it feels like or you have just a lot of like guys that they just start them off so early.

Yeah., And, they, cycle, them, in, and, out, so fast. It's like the a good example of like someone that was cycled out too fast is like Baker Mayfield. like like Baker Mayfield. That's what I think. If the Browns don't ever start Shador they're going to look back and it's going to be like another Baker version where they had the guy, they go watch him be some other team's hero.

So, wild. But, I'm, still, rocking, with, Straoud., I'm still I still believe in Shroud.

Have, the, uh, has, the, organization, been good to you over the years, Texans?

Yeah,, they've, been, good., It's, just, uh it's like uh college football is a lot more easy to stream. So I've been having a lot more fun with that cuz I can stream from the sideline. Yeah.

And, I'll, go, like, try, to, catch, field, goal field goals and stuff like that and then get get

I, don't, know., The, college, atmosphere, is a little bit funner too. Oh, yeah., College, atmosphere, is, fun, dude. Just even just the youth of [ __ ] is fun, dude. Um

what, do, you, mean?, How's, the, how's, the Vanderbilt? Like you because you've been to LSU in Vanderbilt. One's got like an average GPA of like 2.5 and the other one is like the going to build the next rocket ship.

Yeah., Oh,, well,, there'll, be, like,, you know, in the Vanderbilt stands, you don't have they'll have like the kiss cam at some games or like the hot dog cam, you know, and it's just a gay dude you know, but it's just uh they'll have like the different c, you know, at Vanderbilt they'll have like the reading cam. They'll just find people in the stands that are reading during the game.

Oh,, that's, hilarious. So,, it's, [ __ ], crazy., You, know,, be like, "Oh, catch her in the rye." You know, and you'll see a guy look up.

They, go, to, go, out, there, to, study. Yeah., So,, there's, a, lot, of, that, kind, of thing like, "Oh, who's tapped into some John Irving? No, Joyce Carol.

I, I, know., I, I've, ventured, into, a, a fraternity house and then found out how how smart everyone was. I was like "Holy [ __ ] this is

Oh,, you, get, in, there,, they're, day trading. There's like they have a new hedge fund." Like people will leave at halftime because there's a new hedge fund that just popped off, right? So it's definitely different energy at Vanderbilt. I think it's all new to them. It's interesting to watch a school kind of like have this hysteria and at the same time try to decide like is this what they want for their school? What do they think about it? Cuz it's totally new. I mean, it's like

like, being, good, at, sports. Oh,, well,, being, good, at, football., Their baseball team has been has been amazing for a long time.

The, Vanderbilt, Whistler., Have, you, ever heard of that guy? The, Vanderbilt.

Is, that, Is, that, who, it, is?, The Vanderbilt Whistler. You never heard of him?

Uh,, uh-uh., Who? He's, a, Vanny, Whistler., He's, He's, uh apparently the most annoying Well, I've been to a game. He is the most annoying fan in all of sports.

Oh. But,, uh,, he, pretty, much, uh, he, whistles the entire game as loud as he can. So like when you're watching like the College World Series, he's like whistling the entire time.

That's, like, my, stepdad, at, a, titty, bar, dude. He'd always Yeah. He's, like,, "Dude,, they, know, you're here."

You, haven't, tipped, in, two, hours., They know you're here. They, like, everybody.

I, went, to, uh, I, went, to, this, is, pre, my girlfriend. Mhm. I, went, to, like, a

And, then, I, want, to, learn, how, you, met her. That's what I want. I would love to find out about how the love took place and what it took to make it happen.

Um but, yeah,, finish, your, story, first., I'm sorry for interrupting you. No,, you're, good., Uh,, I, went, to, a, place called the Rustic Frog and I there's a there was it was like 2:00 a.m. and uh there was only like two fellas in there and the the ladies were all probably in their higher 30s and they it was like they were like throwing the ones like they're like paper airplanes at them. Is that the rustic frog or is what is this?

Oh,, that, made, nice, boy., Oh, yeah,, them cheeks glistening. Oh,, is, that, it?, Oh, [ __ ], That, is, it. Hey, listen. This is uh this is a Louisville, Kentucky thing.

Oh, yeah, I, like, that. Actually,, I, think, it's, in, Indiana., You have to cross You You have to cross the river.

Oh,, that's, over, there, in, New, Albany, over there. Rustic Frog Boy. Yeah,, they, got, uh, that, I, wouldn't, drink the tap water.

Oh,, hell, yeah., Well,, I'll, make, that booty burp. You feel me? Oh, my, god., Yeah,, I, don't, know if, you're putting that

That's, a, little, crazy., And, that's I, wouldn't, put, my, tongue, up, in, there.

Yeah,, that's, some, Look,, and, that's, not for everybody. That's just kind of like a just that's just a different different type of CPR.

Yeah,, that's, trying, to, resuscitate, a puffer fish. Oh, my, god. Resuscitate, a, puffer, fish,

bro., I, don't, know., I, like, that, was, that was the most the random titty bar I've ever been to.

The, Texans, aren't, having, such, a, great season this year. Do you think there's any chance uh that Aaron Rogers would come play for them?

If, there's, any, chance,, there's, zero chance. He's probably he's he's still playing on um on the Steelers. He's playing pretty good, right?

Okay,, that's, fine., I, agree., He's, doing great over there. Do, you, think, Wait,, so, you, did, Iaska?

Yeah. Would, you, recommend, it, for, me?, He, did, it and he he's playing better. What? But you recommend it for Sketch

for, sure,, dude., Yeah., You, can't, barely see. First of all, you're not even sure how many, you know, if you have you're not drinking any water.

Is, it, one, of those, things, that, like messes with your stomach at all? No,, dude., You'll, be, fine., You're, on, the verge of a severe LGBTQ extravaganza. Like you'd have to go.

I, like, the, way, lesbians, know, how, to dress. You're, the, most, I, said, a, lesbian, in, my life.

No,, I, think, it's, great,, dude., And, look, if you go, I'll go, dude. I would not go be a lesbian by myself, but if you go, I would give it a shot.

But, you're, halfway, there. And, you're, the, other, half. Let's, do one hell of a bad [ __ ] Dang, dude. What does that say? Like

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And, you, and, you, felt, like, that, was, what happened. Okay. 100%,, dude., I, think, you, would, absolutely love it. Um, I want to know what happened. How did you find love, Sketch? Because you had been going through a lot.

A, friend, introduced, us, to And, you, were, on, dates., I, remember, seeing you on dates to But I remember

Well,, we, the, first, time, we, were, here, there was a lady right?, There, was, a, lady, here, that, you were on a date with. Remember?

That, wouldn't, work, out. That, didn't, work, out., I, remember., But there was like there were times where you would see like there was like is on a date on like on TikTok there would be like sketch on a date, sketch on a date.

That, was, that, was, uh, more, for, content. This one th this the lady now I met uh through a friend. Um she didn't know who I was. I didn't know who she was.

And, how, was, the, first, date?, How, did, it pop off? Where'd you guys go? Um, went, out, and, then, I, uh, got, her, number and then we went horseback riding.

Oo. Yeah,, it, was, pretty, fun., And, then, um Was, it, scary?, What, was going, out, pretty, every everyday, since? Was it scary?

Was, there, any, moments, during, the horseback riding that were kind of interesting or kind of

Yeah,, I, like, ate, [ __ ], off, it., Like, it was like it was pretty hard to disembark but like

you, fell, off, it getting, off. Yeah. Yeah., Like, but, besides, that, like, it pretty easy like

just, riding. And, did, you, guys, have, a, guide, or, was, it just you two just milling around?

There, was, there, was, a, there, it, was, like on a tour thing just, out, there, Louis Lewis, and, Clark, and like a couple wiggas out there. You guys just riding off into the

just, trying, to, find, gold., Found, a, gold digger instead. No, I'm just kidding. Don't Don't put that in the gold.

Take, that, out. [ __ ] with you. She's, awesome. She, is., What, are, some, things, that, you really like about her, man? What makes it a good fit?

Uh,, she, understands, me., She's, kind., Um, uh, there's like a ton of things. I don't like she's like probably she she makes me better in a lot of different ways. Um, like she just holds me accountable and stuff like um

That's, dope. I, don't, know., It, it, genuinely, feels, like a partner. So, like it's been fun.

Did, you, think, you, would, find, somebody like her or was that like a surprise?

I, ruled, it, out., So,, I, was, just, like,, I'm just going to roll solo pretty much my whole life and then that happened and then pretty much just hang out every day now.

Wow., It's, like, a, best, friend,, huh? Yep., Pretty, much. Bro,, what, you, want, to, put, you, on?, You

like, your, girl? No,, not, with, my, girl., You're, the, one talking about eating [ __ ]

I, said, it, one, time., I'm But, you, But, you, like, What, do, you, want? Do you go to roof cryp or lubies? One's there's two different types of dining. Okay,

dude., I, All, I'm, saying, is, yes,, I'm, I'm open to meeting a good woman, dude. That's all I'm saying. It's a Look, it's one at a time. It's like things take time. I'll meet a good woman. It'll happen. Um, Antonio Brown gets out of jail. That's my last question for you. Antonio Brown gets out of jail. Do you think the Texans could use him? Um, I think the Texans uh could use um uh Antonio Brown. I think they could they could uh

What's, he, in, jail, for? He's, in, jail, for, attempted, murder,, I think. Okay., It's, attempted.

Well,, at least, at, least, he, missed., I think Is, that, him, for, sure? Yes,, that, is, him., Do, you, know, what, he did?

Huh? Do, you, know, what, the, story, is? Uhuh., He, was, at, a, he, was, at, a, Aiden Ross's boxing event and gotten some

shoot, myself, if, I, had, to, go, to, that., So Oh, my, god. Can, you, say, that?

But, he, we, wouldn't I'm, joking., Aiden, it's, it's, on, it's, on, video., You've, never seen that?

And, he, shot, someone. Well,, he, like, uh, he's, just, running, in like kind of like it's like an alleyway and you just see him like

shoot like, kind, of, shoot, at, someone., That's why I think it's attempted or whatever. But I wonder why it took so long cuz it was like

cameras, everywhere. Uh, if, he, gets, released,, right,, do, you would you do you think the uh Texans should sign him?

I, think, the, Texans,, if, we, have, another losing season, should have a prison league and then we should sign him

and, we, should, sign, everyone, that's, in prison and um do it kind of like the longest yard.

Amen. And, that's, what, we, that's, how, we, bring the back the blue collar vibe of Houston because we lost it.

Y'all, did. We, lost, it., Yes., Because, originally Houston was an oil town and then what happened with Houston was everyone all the oil money guys like went and bought up all the the rights to the seats and now they don't go unless you're like 10 and one. They they try to sell the tickets. They never sell them and if they do it's the opposing team. So like all the all the tickets are owned by like like corporate oil oil and like corporate construction like so it's like you don't have any of the vibe of like a like if you went to Pittsburgh like it's like like the vibe like like you go to Green Bay like it's like the people like that the Houston kind of lost that they lost their identity.

Amen. When, we, but, we, also, had, the, Oilers leave. Yeah. Which, if, you're, a, Tennessee, fan, you, know that they ended up here.

[ __ ], you, all, for, that., Hey., Hey,, look. What about the fact they almost won that first season? That's crazy, huh?

That, was, awesome., They, on, a, on, a freaking throne of things that we have put together.

And, who, uh, what, was, that, last, play?, Tell me that last play. Oh,, was, that, when, they, reached

Who, did, the, reach? I, know, exactly., It's, against, the, Rams. Super, Bowl.

Look, up, Tennessee, Predators, 10, mile radius. There's gonna be Kevin, Dyson.

Kevin, Dyson., That, that, that, play, is insane. Yeah., This, is, it, right, here. Look at this. This is for the Super Bowl.

Yep., And, y'all, deserve, every, ounce, of every ounce of pain for that. You know what happened to us before we left? We went to the AFC Championship three times and lost to the Bills three times.

The, Oilers, did. Yeah. Y'all, lost, to, them, three, times, and, then they lost three times.

Yes. Oh, my, Imagine, getting, bit, beat, by, the [ __ ] loser. We've never gotten to go to the party.

Damn. That's, why, when, the, Astros, won,, like Houston lost their [ __ ] Wide, left,, dude.

Well,, we, also, have, the, Rockets,, too. We're with Kevin Durant, so we're looking nice.

Wide, left., Narrow. What, are, you, talking, about?, Your, penis size or what are you talking about? Wide.

Wide, or, wide, right?, What, was, their, kick? Oh,, the, Oh,, the, when, who? Oh,, wait., Who'd, y'all, lose, two,, three times? You said

we, lost, to, the, Bills, with, Jim, Kelly. Yeah. Wide right. Yeah. That's how he kept missing. God that's just

heartbreaking, times,, man. That's, just, what, happens. That's, life,, man., You, know,, sometimes you're just really close. But

you, like, who's, who's, your, do, you, have, a pro team? New, Orleans, Saints., When, you, said, Cam Jordan, it was awesome. But they've had a really tough year.

So, So, do do, you, do, you, go, to, any, games or do you do you like uh you you watch them on Sundays or you kind of like more like college? I'll go watch the games but I've really fallen in with college football this year.

Yeah,, me, too. You, know,, I'm, gonna, go, Yeah,, just, I'm going to an Old Miss game. Went to a Bama game. Went to a VSS game the other night. That was pretty great.

Well,, the, other, thing, too, that, pisses, me off is like NFL now it's like you watch it on 20 different just too much. It just doesn't I don't know. Sometimes it doesn't feel as much like uh

I, don't, know., It, used, to, feel, different. Yeah., It's, like, like, way, too transactional now. Like you you want to watch this game, pay this. You wanna watch it without ads, pay this.

It, feels, very, transactional. You, want, a, $20, hot, dog and, then that, that, was, just, a, question, for, you.

I, know. No, I, want, a, $2, Frankie. You, can, put, it, away, then, say I'm, still, haven't, changed,, man., I, want that $2 Frank, homie.

Uh, Sketch,, man., Thanks, for, hanging, out, dude. Thanks, for, having, me. Yeah,, bro., I'm, looking, forward., We, got to go grab some dinner.

Yeah, I'm, uh, probably, I'll, probably, get, a little workout in here at home and then I'll come and link up with you. That sounds good. I'll probably uh you know just u

get, lubed, up, before. Oh, god. That's, what, I'd, call, drinking, before. Like

Oh,, getting, lubed, up., Okay. But, but, like, that's, what, I, said, before everything happened. Now when I say it it sounds like a dirty joke.

Yeah. Things, change., That's, the, only, thing. It's like I can't make as many dirty jokes without people thinking, "Hey whoa. Hey, look.

That, guy's, Yeah,, that, guy's, one, of, us. Is, he, being, serious, right, now?

Dude,, what, the, heck,, man?, Good, to, see you, bro. I'm happy that you're thriving. I'm happy that you're still figuring it out. Uh, outside of streaming, is there other stuff that you kind of see like that you want to do? Like the landscape kind of changes a lot? You're a creative guy. You're like a one of one. You're so specific with who you like you there's no other you right? So, do you find other avenues where you feel like this might be a good fit or do you feel like streaming is is kind of it for now?

Um,, streaming's, it, for, now,, but, I definitely like reality TV aspects. Um I like hosting stuff. I like uh like hosting the streamer awards was fun. I but if I had a dream like to be like like I I want to be either in a movie or in a TV show where it's like like either the office type vibe where it's like riffing and laughing all the time or like step brothers like I like how Wolf Farrell and uh

John, C., Riley Yeah., John, C., Riley, and, like, Kenny Powers and stuff like that like uh I like the way that like when you watch their blooper reel like it's like

they're, just, like, shooting, his, [ __ ] Yeah., Like, that, would, be, a, dream, role.

Oh, yeah,, dude. Or, like, to, be, be, able, to, like, find, a something that was like to cling to

or, treasure, hunting., What, about, that? We're, actually, thinking, about, something like that.

Really?, I, can, see, that, 100%., Dude, we're, we're, going, to, start, doing, ge geocache streams.

You, know what, geocaching, is? It's, where, you, go, you, go, hide, you, go hide stuff and people go find it. Geocaching is a real world treasure hunt using GPS enabled devices to find contain hidden containers called geocachets. Geocachets.

Yeah. Wow,, dude., That, sounds, amazing. It's, really, fun, actually. Oh,, bro,, it, sounds, fascinating., So, wait. So, you um

It's, all, over, It's, all, over, the, world. So,, how, would, you, be, able, to, do, it? Like, give me an example of what that would be like.

So,, you, go, on, like, a, geocaching, app, and like they give you like the coordinates and they kind of like maybe describe where it's hidden and like you kind of have to go find it. Like it could be under a rock, it could be up in a tree.

And, who, hides, the, stuff?, Anyone? Um,, it's, kind, of, like, a, like, a, It's anyone. It's It's like a It's like a very community type thing. Like the people that take stuff usually replace it with something like, you know, like that type of vibe.

So,, it's, kind, of, like, the, Burning, Man, of Treasure Hunting. Like, it's kind of like you take, you put, you you give back. That sort of thing.

It's, pretty, sick. Um,, and, so,, but, people, can, hide anything. It can be a poem. It could be money. It could just be something like a positive like affirmation. It could be anything.

Yeah., Be, pretty, pissed, if, it, was, a positive affirmation. Takes it takes a while to get a get a lot of that stuff.

If, it, just, said, life's, good,, I'd, be, I'd be like "It cost me $30 in gas [ __ ] We're in California right now."

Did, you, uh, Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., What, would What would be a good reality show, dude? I'm trying to think of some good names.

Okay., Influencers, versus, the, real, world. Ooh., So, you, would, take, you, take, people and say like change a wind turbine like you know how it's high up so someone that's scared of heights go like take an influencer that like that's their that's their fear

or, like, take, them, and, make, them, do, like a dirty job if like that's something like that don't they don't like to do like change sewer or something like

and, have, them, have, them, go, against, the actual person that does that for a job in the real world.

Yeah., like, either, like, have, it, walk through or like just something where it's like because like people always go like well there like the is streamer harding harder than the like that rage bait question but like doing that

like, what, rage, bait, question people, like, there's, a, rage, bait, question that uh is streaming harder than a real job.

Oh,, got, it. And, like, uh, like, like, it's, it's, not because you just turn on a camera and chill. But like the usually those type of people don't have callous hands like dealing like if you're doing like blue collar work.

Yeah., You'll, have, callus, on, those fingertips just from hitting like you know uh

I, got, calluses, on, this, hand, from, rubbing my pecker too many times. You're, a, pecker. Um what was it another Oh, are you smarter than a methhead would be good.

That, is, that's, actually, a, great, one. Is, that, a, show, already?, I, think, there, is a guy that goes around his street street interviews uh

or, dude, math, verse, math, right, so somebody has to do math problems really fast before some methhead just chews their [ __ ] arms and legs off dude

if, you, found, the, right, methhead, though ma math is supposed to it's supposed to make you stronger apparently

Oh, dude, for, sure do, you, know, how, math, was, invented huh, you, know, the, Nazis, invented, math

oh, they, did yeah, it, was, it, was, a, Nazi, invention, to keep uh cuz it they It it lowers your appetite, keeps you up, and it was like a way like during the World War II like to keep keep their troops like because they're fighting in in Russia. So like

Oh,, that's, a, good, point,, huh?, Right, here it says methamphetamine known as perviton during Nazi Germany was first synthesized in a usable form by the German pharmaceutical company Timler in 1937. It was introduced as a legal stimulant sim similar to coffee and quickly became popular for its ability to keep users awake and alert. [ __ ] yeah, dude. Math verse math. Some dude some dude walks into a classroom, huge math problem. He's got to solve it. He has 30 seconds before a meth head gets loose in there and [ __ ] starts nibbling his [ __ ] nipples off.

You, probably, got, a, no, more, than, a, nipple off. Oh,, dude., Yeah, a, little, bit., I, think, the, they, talk about meth and that thing like they talk about Coke and Coca-Cola back in the day. Meth was meth is [ __ ] I've never done meth.

That, would, be, crazy. Mom, and, dad. Me, either., Yeah., Yeah., Mom, and, dad, never done math. Yeah, dude. I'm trying to think of anything else that would be a good game.

Like, a, good, game, show? Yeah,, like, a, good, game, show., I, think that meth thing would be good. Or anything else we didn't talk about. I think we covered a lot of stuff. Huh?

We, covered, a, lot, of, stuff., Uh,, do, you got anything else you want to talk about?

Um, no. Oh, I think it's just like I think for me it's just like realizing I just got to let things be, you know, just let it's like, you know, you sometimes you try to plan, you try to think of this and you can have some planning and stuff like that, but just to take a step back and just let things be sometimes, you know.

Yeah., Soak, in, the, moment. Yeah., Just, give, things, a, chance, to, be, a little bit more and see what happens you know? It's hard for me to sometimes uh uh

like, are, you, a, person, that, you, don't like you're like you realize the good times after you're out of the good times type like in in the moment like you're like

yeah, I, just, I, have, so, many, like, like just carrying different expectations or hoping this happens you know it's just like some of it's just like hey man just let it be and just that God's got you here for a reason and that this is what's going on and that everything's going to be okay even though you might have different ideas and stuff that everything's going to be fine. again.

You, know, definitely, having, faith, is, a, is, a, big Yeah., So,, I, think, just, working, on, that probably a little bit more is something that, you know, I'm like thinking about a lot.

Yeah. Um, I'm, always, here, for, you, if, you, need anything. Yeah., Thanks,, man., I, know, that., I appreciate that. You always check in like with some positive energy or see what's going on. So

yeah., You, facetime, me, in, the, in, the sauna. I, appreciate, that., Yeah., Pretty, cool. You were pretty You were pretty liquided up.

That, was, sweat. That, was, a, lot, of, sweat. Yeah. Lights, were, off,, too. I, couldn't, even, get, them, to, work.

Who, gets, in, a, sauna, without, the, lights working, dude? Bro that, is, I, told, him, that's, a, bath, house. That's not a That is not a sauna. The lights are off and it's a sauna. That's not You're brother, you're We've been in the same place. Come on. Come on.

What's, up,, brother?, That's, a, [ __ ] No,, you, know, what, I'm, saying?, You weren't reaching for the door that Why is there Why is there so many holes?

Holy, [ __ ], Here's, what, I'm, saying, is, dude, you remember the first time that you ever saw a tit when you were a kid or not?

Not, this, first, time., Not, like, this. Or, you, ever, touched, a, tit, or, saw, a, real tit?

I'm, trying, to, think, of, like, the, first time I saw a real one. When, was, that, time, you, saw, a, real, tit? Remember it?

Like, I've, been, seeing, so, many, hours. Oh,, my, bad,, bro. No,, not, like, that., like, more, just, like just

[ __ ], tit, Ricky, over, here,, dude. You're, freaking, tit the platypus. Dude,, I'm, just, saying, I, had, a, little

a, little, sounded, like, you, had, a, lot., You had a whole mouthful bro., I, We, had, this, kid, named, Reginald who had seen a tit, right? And people heard that he had seen one and we were like, "Motherfucking Regginald." We're like, we're like, "Regginald, what did it look like?" And he could, he had like a little bit of like a stutter kind of and he couldn't even [ __ ] tell us. And we're like trying to shake it out of

trying, to, trying, to, get, the, almost, we got to waterboard them to get the draw, that, tit

you, know, and, you, like, tit, tit, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t., And, with tit you can't tell if somebody's stuttering or they're just saying tit over and over again, dude. It's like it's kind of tough to know because there's not a lot of letters in it or whatever and like damn it, Reginald tell us what it was like.

Do, you, remember, the, first, one, you, saw then? Tit, was, it, was, Reginald.

Regginald, saw, it and, we, were, all, [ __ ], cornered., Dude, I remember the next day we saw him at school. We were like, Reginald saw a freaking tit. Regginald, you better get over here right now.

Yeah,, you, got, to, you, got, to, show, us. And, Reginald,, I, think,, was, lowkey, gay. So, he didn't he shouldn't even have been seeing a tit, which I think is one thing that made everybody kind of upset. Like, dude, we've all been praying for tits. And Reginald gets

the, one, guy, that, doesn't, like, it. The, one, guy, that, doesn't, like, it.

The, one, guy, who's, like, that,, oh,, that's a small little tummy with a with a bump on it. You know

what, are, you, talking, about,, Regin? That's a tick. That's, a, succulent., God,, this, a, tit, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t first.

You, just, wanted, to, just, [ __ ], shake, it out of him. That's a damn titty. Reginald,

first, nippleite., It's, all, had, so, much hair and it looked like a Venus fly trap.

Oo., And, who, was, he? Who, was, he?, No,, he, it, was, a, she. Yeah,, sure, it, was., Huh.

All, right,, we'll, see, you, uh, we'll, see you guys in the future, man. Definitely., Are, you, talking, about, them in the future or us?

I'm, going, to, jump, on, your, stream tomorrow man. Let's, do, it. Help, make, some, fun, content., Yeah,, I'm I'm so dead.

I've, never, done, it., The, only, other stream. Yeah you, did, speeds. I'm, going, to, jump, on., I, got, to, meet Speed. That was the first time I'd ever met him, so it's kind of a lot. He like showed up.

Dude,, his, life's, insane,, though. He, moves, like, the, president., It's insane.

I, mean,, he, moves, like, the, president. Speed had more. He, had, as, many, people, around, him, as, I would say like uh the pre like uh when I saw the vice president.

It's, it's, it's, insane., Like, I've, went, to a soccer game and we were in the same box and there's kids like and like he like he he left at like halftime because there was kids like just below his feet just going speed speed.

I, was, like, holy, [ __ ] It, was, pretty, miraculous, to, see., But just, get, to, to to, get, to, see, say, it Reginald just to get to see him and uh and see what his world was like was pretty awesome.

Yeah., And, the, fact, that, he, came, by, it was nice of him. You know that's just a lot of pressure doing that. He was doing like a 50 state tour or something.

Yeah., Uh, he, he's, he's, awesome. So he's, actually, really, cool. But I, got, to, meet, him, a, couple, times.

Yeah,, he, seemed, like, a, cool, guy,, man., I mean, he was cool. He just it was so it was so quick, you know.

Yeah,, that's, that's, why, I, like, when, when I do my streams or whatever, I you like to meet before meet the people beforehand

and, just, at least, say,, "Hey.", Yeah. Yeah., Cuz, then, you, then, it's, like, a, you know what people like and don't like and that type of stuff.

Yeah., Um, well,, thanks, so, much, for hanging out, dude. It's great to see you again. And uh I'm looking forward to seeing you this weekend. And

can, I, get, a, pair, of, those, shoes,, too? And these? Yeah. Yeah,, dude., These, are, awesome., You, can't see, but these are great.

No,, really? Yeah,, dude., These, are, great,, dude. These, are, these, new, Jordans.

Are, you, serious? Yeah,, the, retirement, Jordans. [ __ ], These, are, [ __ ], slippers,, dude. These are f actually. These are some spaghetti sauce company.

You, going, to, find, a, lady, in, that? That's, the, problem., I, think, I, I, could style you. You might be right.

Let, me, If, I, threw, a, chain, on, you,, you think that would work? Maybe, we, do, like, that, and, then, suddenly I'm like wearing your [ __ ]

Yeah. Depends, on, which, closet, you, go, in. Yeah. Might, come, out, looking, like, Wonder Woman.

Yeah., Might, come, out, wondering, about men. All, right,, bro., Love, you,, dude., Thank you so much for uh just uh being alive and creating cool stuff. you're going to do so much creative stuff in the world and uh I'm happy to be here to witness it and always here if I can help and and thank you too for just being uh somebody to reach out and check in and see what's going on.

Yeah,, bro., Love, you. Love, you, too,, man. It's, al, it's, awesome., Always, fun, to, be here.

BLM,, dude. BLM. I'll, see, you, in, the, Subaru. Let's, do, it., Love, you,, bro.

Love, you,, too. And, I, feel, like, I, must, be, corner. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found. I can feel it in my

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The main topic centers on Sketch discussing his recent fall merch drops, including Hitter Hunt Club and Return of the Rat Tour items, plus updates on availability and gratitude to supporters. The conversation also covers Sketch’s streaming career, his college tour plans, and the challenge of pursuing content creation as a long-term, sustainable job.

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