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#3130 Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "#3130 Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper", an episode of Watch What Crappens published December 23, 2025 (52 min, about 10,775 words). It mentions 4 people, works and ideas, including Below Deck Med, Bravo, My Secret Santa, Wind.

What this episode is about

The content discusses the hosts wrapping up their year's activities with a focus on their annual holiday movie recap tradition, featuring "My Secret Santa," a Netflix film reminiscent of "Mrs. Doubtfire." The conversation highlights their humorous approach to discussing the film's merits and their enjoyment of the extended recap format.

Key takeaways

  • Holiday movies: the culinary students of cinema—sometimes they serve up nostalgia, other times just leftovers.
  • The 'poop episode' paradox: where vulgarity meets heartbreak, proving reality TV isn’t just mindless drivel.
  • Fans will ride the drama rollercoaster for a good laugh, but buckle up for the gut-wrenching turns!
  • Twitter’s mood swings: from sympathy to scorn, proving that online empathy can be an extreme sport.
  • Kathy's dramatic build-up had fans on edge; turns out the 'cliffhanger' wasn’t the one they expected!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: My Secret Santa, Below Deck Med, Bravo
  2. – 50:00: Wind

Notable quotes from "#3130 Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper"

  • Wherein we recap a holiday movie and it usually spans over three or four episodes. Well, this year our holiday movie is My Secret Santa which is available on Netflix. It's…
    about My Secret Santa · at
  • Deck Med. this is one that we've been bracing for a while, for a very long time, the poop episode. And it arrived and it was as visceral as we expected. And there was other…
    about Below Deck Med · at
  • This cast of characters who may have pooped in this drain. And it definitely This was one of the most disgusting things that Bravo has ever aired. Yeah, it was awful.
    about Bravo · at
  • Off. But you know what? Honestly, you don't even want to leave the dock because the episode of Wind that's happening tonight is it's going to knock your socks off if the promos…
    about Wind · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

Companies & orgs

  • Bravo — Company · Broadcast network · 1 mention · first at
    Network airing Below Deck Med and other discussed shows

Media & podcasts

  • Below Deck Med — Media · Main topic · 1 mention · first at
    Primary focus of the episode, discussing a specific episode's events and characters
  • My Secret Santa — Media · Recapped movie · 2 mentions · first at
    Holiday movie being recapped in the podcast
  • Wind — Media · Referenced show · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a show the characters are watching

Full transcript with timestamps

what happens when there's so much. Ah, look at that. Last show of the year and we don't have an intro today. You know why? because we did Amazon live last night and I had it turned off. So, whatever. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi Ben. Hi Ronnie. How are you?

You have the glow of a lady that's about to be off for a week. I do have that glow. I feel that glow. We are at the finish line for our our content. Although we still will have plenty of content on the feed. We have we have lots of good stuff. Um, chiefly we do our annual tradition which is a uh crossover event with reality gays wherein we recap a holiday movie and it usually spans over three or four episodes. Well, this year our holiday movie is My Secret Santa which is available on Netflix. It's basically like Mrs. out fire meets a or meets a a holiday movie wherein a lady uh dresses like Santa so that way she can have a job at a ski resort so her daughter can go to snowboarding academy.

Um I mean it's universal [clears throat] I mean it really we've all been there.

Why why was it made? Why did we talk about it? It's like Mrs. Doubtfire with all of the comedy talent. I mean with Yeah. It's like devoid of any kind of talent, but it's it was fun to make fun of.

Just doubt. It's just doubt. Nothing. It's just Mrs. Doubt. Uh it definitely does not reach the same heights as Mrs. Doubtfire. Um but again, the snowboarding academy that's fun and hi Jinx. And um yeah, we have a fun time. We have actually a really fun time recapping it. We do every single year when we do this that the four of us get on the mic and we chat for 4 hours or more because we have so much fun cracking each other up. It's always a miracle that we even get through the entire movie.

Yeah, super fun time. So, check that out. That'll be for four of the days. And then we're re-releasing some classic episodes, some Real Housewives of New York at Christmas time. And then we'll have a classic bonus episode next week wherein we rank the alphabet letters. And um we're [ __ ] about it. Okay. The letter J, as I recall, doesn't end up winning any prizes. So, uh join us. We'll be here all next week doing that stuff. Um so, those of you newer especially, you they'll all be new to you. Okay. Yeah. And then we'll be back um the following week to tackle eight zillion Bravo shows that we'll be on a double recap of The Valley. I mean, not the Valley, the Valley Persian style. Uh there's so much coming up. But you know what? Let's not think about that cuz we're about to party our face.

We are going to party. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. It's going to be so great. I'm so excited. And you know what? A great way to send us off into our holiday break than with a particularly um crazy episode of Below Deck Med. Um this is one that we've been bracing for for a while, for a very long time, the poop episode. And um it arrived and it was as visceral as we expected. And there was other crazy stuff that happened. A crazy cliffhanger. I I'm going to say I think that I think this season of Blow Deck Med is officially a really good season.

I'm not going to harp on how it's so much better than the last season of Below Deck, but I guess I just did. But I really am enjoying this Below Deck. I feel like every episode I I'm like kind of like fired up a bit, and that that's the best sign for a Below Deck episode. There was a lot of drama happening on the internet yesterday over this episode because Kathy posted something in the morning on her Instagram that was like, "Oh, hello. Oh, I've been dreading this episode. It's going to be the most painful episode of the year for me.

Please, I know you're all there for me and support me hearts." And so people are like, "Oh my god, what happened to Kathy? Was this an EP? Was this like a sexual harassment thing like the um below deck down under thing that happened a few years ago? was this um you know who was mean to Kathy. So everybody was online trying to figure out what happened to Kathy and the guesses were wild, you know, and horrible. And so everybody was ready for this hu and then there was kind of a turn against Kathy cuz people were like, "Wait a minute. If this is all about the poop in the shower drain and she's trying to get everybody all riled up, [ __ ] Kathy then." You know, there was some, you know, the internet. There's the the comments are from lover to hater, even though something traumatic just could have happened. And I thought, man, this girl has really stirred up a lot of drama. What if it is the poop in

the drain? And so I was watching the whole episode like, "Oh my god, I hope it's more than the poop in the drain cuz Kathy is really going to get dragged and then and then it was, you know, then it was a death in the family, which was so sad, but I was like, what a horrible ending to this." Like it was something really terrible and horrible for her, but it was also she had so much of the country being like, "Fuck you, Kathy." Like so much so many people were ready to pounce on Kathy.

Yeah. And also to be on the poop episode, like I what are the odds that that there like you have this episode that is all about poop and then it ends on this really serious note. I I was just not expecting that whatsoever. I was expecting something stupid because they were sort of like gearing up for um like Max was complaining about Nathan being irresponsible and I thought the cliffhanger was going to be Max having like a hissy fit on the picnic and then it just took that turn. I was like, "Oh my god." It's like this episode does everything. It's wild.

But yeah, I really didn't like it because it was about poop, which I hate poop. I hate it. I It's one of the most I mean, it's literally the most disgusting thing that people do. And I hate talking about it in real life. I hate that we have to talk about it for 18 hours today. And I also [clears throat] hate that it's obviously the gay guy that did it. It's obviously clearly the gay guy in the tattoo, walking, who did it, which also really pissed me off. Like, we're going through a rough time in this country right now, sir. We don't need, you know, I know respectability politics. Be damned. Okay. Stop pooping in in drains.

What are you doing? We know it was him. We need you pooping in drains. We know it was him.

Yeah. And you would be so proud of me, Ronnie, because I immediately went and I looked up um what sort of narcotics could cause someone to poop uncontrollably? And guess what the you know what the answer is cuz you're Ronnie, you know. But for the rest of us,

the good old the good old cocaine, the illegal drugs most associated with causing need to defecate, by the way, this is according to Google AI, uh, are stimulants, primarily cocaine and methamphetamine.

Like, it was right away. It just came up. It just says cocaine like in big letters. It says cocaine is a well-known stimulant that can induce bowel movements shortly after use. The reasons for this effect include blah blah blah blah blah. Um, so I'm not saying that that's what happened, but I just felt like doing that research after watching the episode for some strange reason. [clears throat]

Yeah. Well, there now you know, you know, if you ever need to clear out, why take fiber when there's cocaine?

I will also say that, you know, uh we we had uh we had dinner with Asia back in June and she was like, she's like, this is this she basically told a story. She said like I like she once had to like you know grab poo out of a shower drain and um so we were we sort of knew something like this would be coming but you know of course we didn't say anything because you know etc. You know we don't want to spoil anything and it's not right but um she definitely was her tales of it were so they they've stuck with me all this time for months and months and months. So, finally to see this episode, I was like, "Oh my god, I've been waiting for this." I was like, "I need to see how this happened. I also need to see who did it. I need to see this cast of characters who may have pooped in this drain." And um, you know, it definitely This was one of the most disgusting things that Bravo has ever aired.

Yeah, it was awful. I mean, Christmas week, too. Like, come on, man. Really? I hope this I hope I hope again like it could have been any of those people but we know it's the guy. We know it's the guy with the mustache.

We know it's the it's the gay it's the cokehead gay with the mustache and the tutu. I mean we just

he was literally wearing a t-shirt that said whip it. Whip it real good. Okay. Spelled whip it like whi p. Okay. And and this guy

this guy shat in the shower and crammed it into the drain. We all know it. And Asa had to reach in up to her elbow to get it out. Okay, it's out there. And if he [clears throat] didn't do it, then he better point fingers at someone else on his on of his crew because right now all it's clearly him. Every single time they every single time they're like, "Who did this?" The camera would just like would just pan over to him. It was like obvious that the editors were signaling it too, right? Despite the little like, "Who done it?" It was clear every single time they would just show the guy. But wow. Oh my gosh,

disgusting. Just so gross. Okay. Yeah, you know why I'm pausing because I was of course looking

to see um if anybody posted about this like you know when we got start like I was editing and I how dare you how dare you suggest that I even pooped in the shower and um I cannot find anything. I I don't see any walking denying anything online. That doesn't mean it's not happening. It was just a onepage search. But um

but you know like um on Drag Race, isn't there something called like after the tuck or beyond the tuck or untucked? Like why I still I want that for some of these guests. I want some of these guests to have to answer to their behavior where they have someone sits down and says, "Okay, so what was going on with the poop in the shower?"

That's an amazing idea. Actually, I think we just gave Bravo another after show. Go steal it from us, Bravo. Go ahead.

Yeah, steal ahead. Because there have been there have been too many, you know, some guests are like fine. They're like whatever. I don't need to hear from them, but there are like many that I I really need to hear. I I want them to be shamed. I feel like they come and they go and, you know, we all shame them on like on social media, but we never hear from them. We never see from them. Like we I need them to be like sat down in a chair with a camera on and a bright light and answer for their behavior. Well, you know, the other thing about this that was really upsetting is whenever something happens on a show and then it happens in our personal life, it's like something that we have to say, well, this happened to me, too, and this is when it happened to me, right? Like it naturally is kind of what we do on this show. And I do have a poop in the shower story. And I was like, really? So now I have to share a

poop in the shower story. Come on. Okay, so I have to tell you. So I was probably 12 and I was with my family. We went to Florida and we stayed at this hotel. It's regular hotel, nothing fancy. And um my parents really wanted to go to karaoke. Like that's when karaoke became really big. My mom was obsessed. Like she literally stayed at this place only to do karaoke. Cuz they had karaoke in the hotel lobby or whatever bar, whatever restaurant. So they're excited. They're like, "Hurry up, Ronnie. Hurry. We're going to karaoke. I don't want to miss." Like my mom's really into karaoke. So I had to poop and I'm like 12 or whatever. So I'm like, "I got to poop." So I went into the bathroom. And so I sit down. I start and then um the window was open. I noticed that there's a window in the bathroom and it's open.

I'm like who has a window in a hotel bathroom? But you know, Florida. So I got I was like what if someone see you know I was 12 so I'm like what if somebody passes by and they see me pooping? So I got up to close the window and I like kind of it was over the shower. So, I have to like stand on the bathtub, you know, reach over, my little chubby 20 12-year-old self, close the thing, whatever. So, then we go, you know, everything's fine. So, then we go to um karaoke. I I bomb, by the way. I basically shot on the karaoke stage. It was terrible [snorts] vocally. And then we go back to the room and my mom screams and she's like, "Ah."

And we're like, "What happened?" And she goes, "Someone pooped in the shower. She called everybody she could call. I'm surprised she didn't call the FBI. Like, everybody showed up that could possibly be called. She's freaking out on them, crying, losing her mind, which she'll do anyway. But we move hotel rooms. My mom talked about it for years. Can you believe this disgusting hotel? I mean, they were lucky that that was before Yelp. And it really didn't dawn on me until like a lot later that that was probably me. I was I was like right in the middle of starting and I never admitted it. I never admitted it to this day. It's like one of these things I take to the grave and you know my mom is not doing so well. She's got um an illness right now so it's really bad and I'm like do I have to confess this to my mom and I will not do it.

I think it would bring her extreme joy to know have finally an answer to the Peep Saga. Like who would do that? How did that happen?

It's all out now. There you go. It's all out now. It's going to It's going to get leaked, pun intended, to your mom.

I'm literally blushing. That was It happened when I was 12, but you see the shame. Can you imagine? It's all these years later. It's 38 years later, and I'm still mortified. I can't even believe I It was

How does it feel? I don't have the relief. I don't have the relief of telling the story. I thought I would feel better. All night. I was like, should I tell this? This is disgusting. Nobody needs to hear this. And I was like, but you're 12. Forgive yourself. It's time to forgive your It's not. You don't forgive yourself. I'm still not over it. So, I was traumatized by this episode.

Wow. This really brought up a lot. I I shockingly don't have a poop in the shower story. I've got other poop stories. I have a tragic story about pooping. I think I did I say this on a bonus episode once about pooping my pants and um driving back from Arizona once. Uh, that was really one of the very worst things that ever happened to me where I um I was driving back from Tucson and I was with three friends. We were driving together and we stopped in Palm Springs to have dinner and we were getting gas and I let out like the tiniest little fart at the gas station while doing the gas and I was like, "Whoop, that does not feel right. That doesn't feel right." All right. So, I sat there with my butt clenched and like for like the next 5 minutes as we went over to the we got to the restaurant and I was like, "Mhm. Mhm." And I was like, but I I wanted to be chill about it. So, you know, but but was super clenched,

super clenched. We sit down at the table and I'm like, I um I'm like, "Excuse me, where's the bathroom?" And they're like, "It's right over there." And for whatever reason, this restaurant in Palm Springs, in order to get to the bathroom, you have to cross over a tiny bridge. like you're in a Japanese tea garden in front of the entire restaurant. So I'm like walking like my my butt clenched

on display and because I in my mind I'm like are are the back of my pants brown? I have no idea. And I'm just like over this little bridge and then I get to the bathroom

and like someone is in the stall and they're doing who knows what and they're there forever and I'm just standing there and then there's another guy and it looked like I was cruising the bathroom cuz it's Palm Springs and I was like, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please just let me go." And it was um and I it was it was an really unpleasant experience.

Oh no. Oh no. But just the fact that I had to walk over a tiny bridge in my in my poop shame. I was like why why do I have to cross a bridge in front of all the diners? Like what if what if I have poop stains?

The worst. Oh my gosh. All right. So you know humans pooping. Okay. But don't shove it down the the thing. I mean my god you embarrassed us all sir. So, here we go. Season 10, episode 13, the poopetrator, it's called. And Gail was just coming to the boat for the poop episode. I'm so happy for her.

Yes. Look, sweet angel Gail. [gasps] Little Angel. Sweet little Gail coming back for the poop episode. So, she's coming. And what's his buns, who's just made out with Kizzy like two days ago, and also like went on some horrible racist tirade recently in the news. We've been getting a lot of emails about Nathan as well. So, listen, you know, I know what Nathan did. He There's all these articles like, "What hero? Irish hero saves people in the horrible tragedy." No one is denying that that was a tragedy. Stop it. We're not saying that. What we're saying is you can do a good thing, but then also follow it up with a very bad thing, which he did. You know, you still don't go on a racist tirade. You It's like it doesn't absolve you from doing something good. The emotions were heightened. Yes, I get it. You know, people who are saying that, I get it. It was still shitty. It was a shitty thing to say and

then he came out and doubled down on it later in the week. So stop it. Like that's it's just shitty. Period.

It's really shitty. It really is. [clears throat] Just to answer that stuff. Yeah, absolutely. I I 100% still stand in our uh declaration that it was shitty. A shitty thing to do on an episode about [ __ ] Um so Gail is here. Gail is here. And they hug and everyone's happy and everyone's watching and you know Nathan takes out an umbrella. Um, the thing that I was focusing on was what is going on with Gail's bag? It looked like a guitar bag or was it a golf bag? It had this like long

tall tennis bag. What was that? What was in her bag? Why was it Why was it Why did it have a tall part in the back? I couldn't figure it out. Was it a tennis But did she have tennis rackets? Was she going to tennis?

I thought it was a racket bag, but that's probably too big to be a racket bag right?

I was like, what is in there? What's What is What is G Why does Gail have such a strangely shaped bag? Or was she like, "Oh, I can't find my normal bag. I have to take my tennis bag. Then she doesn't have a racket in there cuz then Nathan kept on hugging her and he was hugging around it so it was empty that whatever was up there cuz he was crushing it. I spent a lot of time observing the situation.

Yeah. Um I did too. I noticed that too. I was like is there a lot of tennis playing on this? But is it to kiss Captain Sandy's ass because she likes that?

What's Fernandez? Gigi Fern I always want to call her Geraldine Ferraro. Gigi Fernandez.

I'm sure she would like that. I have. I have on this show many times. Gigi's like, "Oh, man." To be confused for a hot [ __ ] like Geraldine Ferraro, that's a compliment. There's a [clears throat] I have a I think I have a picture with Geraldine Ferraro from like 1985.

Wow. Speaking of which, I just want to just want to brag. I wish that was when you pooped your pants.

Um, who says I didn't? That would have been an amazing one. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crapp.

Uh, so everybody's watching this like it's like they are just seeing the most romantic ending to a movie they've ever seen. They're all standing there. Max is like crying. He's like taking pictures on his phone of it and they're hugging and whatever. Everybody's like happy and then um Asia's, you know, everybody's happy. Gail's there. I mean, I don't know. What do you want me to say? It's a parade for Gal. [ __ ] G.

G's very happy. She's She's like, I'm really excited to come back to the mid. It's been almost It's been almost a month since I've been see Nathan and unfortunately it all ended horly ended bad, but life goes on and I want to move forward in a very professional batonic manner. Um, so uh then everyone's like crying and everyone can make up over a game of tennis.

Captain Plutonic. She said plutonic, which I like. Plutonic. She's like, I want to She's like, I want I want this to be plutonic.

Um, so everybody, you know, Asia, of course, is standing there like like a little doggy when you're when you're home, coming home from work, just wagging her tail, just wiggling her whole body. And Sandy's like, "Hey, check out Nathan. Is he's a Bosen now. Isn't that great? Isn't that great, Kale? He's a boo." Oh, I know. Congratulations. And so then they are like just smiling at each other and it's cute. And of course Kizzy is like super angry. She's downstairs. She's not even there to see it, but she's just standing at a counter and she's like, "What the [ __ ] is that?

What's happening upstairs?" And Joe's like, "It's Gail. Gail. This is Gail's bag. Nathan's Gail. She's here. Look how strange her bag is. God, I knew I [ __ ] hated this girl for a reason. She can't even bring the red bag out of her boot.

Joe, why you for one charter?" And so she's Kizy's like, "Oh, [ __ ] Gail." You know, she's like, "Gail here." Just a little eye roll. Oh, Kizzy. It's so fun to watch Kizzy lose every single week. I mean, I've never seen somebody try harder and just fail harder than Ky. And it's glorious. Every single week, she fails even harder. I mean, how can you up the amount of fail that this girl is doing on the show? Love to see it.

Yeah. So then Gail meets Kathy and um there's like a lot of chatter and then Joe is outside talking to Nathan and Joe's like, "How are you feeling mate?" And Nathan's like, "God, mate, brought it here to my eye." He's like, "How are we going back to the doctor today? Do you think so change? Oh god, Gail and I, we're not in By the way, have you noticed that like when Joe does his like confessionals, he talks in this like hush tone as if he's like

at a museum. He's like, "G, we're not in a good place. There's multiple reasons. I don't know what it's about with her, but I think she doesn't really respect me. Like, she doesn't like because of like, you know, what I've done like to the girls and stuff. So, like since last season, her perspective of me and my perspective is just never caught on. Like, oh, so she doesn't like how you treat other women because you treat them badly. So, you don't like her because she sees you for exactly who you are.

That's that's why she's the worst one. Your perspective is that you're you you're horrible to women, which you are still to this day, by the way. You've actually oneuped yourself, just like Ky. You've oneuped yourself in how horrible you are.

Yeah. You're horrible to women. And then you don't like that she sees that you're horrible to women, so you're horrible to her, which is further evidence that you're horrible to women.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, but you know, I'm good mates with Nathan, so I don't want this to be a bad thing for the deck team her. So, um, now Gail is changing and Kathy's talking to her and she's like, "Well, I've heard a little someone's a bit more excited than others to see you. Is that right?" So, you're hated by the teeth, tutter. And G's like, "Who are you talking about? No idea. I'm so honored to and so privileged to have Captain Sandy, you know, call me up in a time of need. Since stepping off medy, I've not stopped learning. I did my dive masters.

Then I became a scuba diving instructor. I studied a little bit. I got an ice cream machine and I studied that manual. I can make really good ice cream now. Got a blender. I haven't looked at that manual, but I think it's pretty simple. You just press the on button. I've been become really good at a lot of different things. [clears throat] I can put together IKEA furniture now quicker quicker than ever. Studied that quite a bit. Really did a lot of work with the El Wench.

Caesars. Did you know you hold them by the loopy things, not the sharp things? It's game changer. I learned so much. When you carry a knife, you should carry at the blade facing your elbow instead of out cuz you could hurt somebody. Turns out irons are not what you put shakureri on. So Nathan's like, I'm having heart palpitations. And Asia says, "Focus. This could be the first day of the rest of your life. Go tell her what to do."

I love she like she says that like, you know, in a romcom like like what are you doing here, bro? Go on and get her. Get her. Bring her back. You know, it's like she's leaving on a train, but like the blow deck version is like, "What are you doing here talking? Go and give her a shimmy." It's like that's like that's the romantic overture. It's like it's like an officer and a gentleman. So, we find out that Max has not put a trash bag in a trash can. And so, Joe's like, "Maximus, come on here." And he's like, "So, that they can do." So, Max is still bitter. And then we see everybody getting ready for the charter. Gail's getting a tour of the boat. Gail and Nathan are giggling and all that good stuff. And then, you know, and I have to say, I really like Gail. Um, don't really like Nathan, but what I really hate love stories on the boat. I hate love stories on the boat. It's like my least favorite part of Below Deck. I

like the messiness when they're [ __ ] with each other. Not [ __ ] each other, but like making each other cry and stuff, but I hate like Oh, happy love happy love stories. I just don't like them. I don't like them in real life and I don't like them on the boat.

Mhm. Yeah. I um you know, I mean, I I I agree. I actually largely agree. I I've I don't I don't think I've ever really bought into any Blow Deck romance. I'm trying to think of any. I think they It's just It's just not the show for it, you know? It was it was sort of cute like taking out the what we know about Nathan now when Captain Sandy said Gail's coming on the boat and like seeing Nathan's like uncontrollably smiling like that was actually very sweet but then like that just kind of I don't know it like it was like a momentary it was like a it was a ephemeral moment of sweetness that just became more fodder for below deck like I I just I'm with you. I'm just not here for the love story at Yeah, get rid of it.

It never works out. It never works out. Like everyone's think So, the thing is this,

this show has really leaned into the love story with these two because we started off the entire season. They already showed us that the baby is on its way. Like the baby is born. So, they're like, "Oh my god, a blow deck baby. This is so exciting." They're really leaning into the blow deckiness of it all. But don't we know the first rule of being a bosen on blow deck is that you've left a baby behind in Florida? So, like this is not going to end well.

This is seeding a very bad story for Lady. No, this is like what seems so nice, but it's really just the origin story of this baby being [ __ ] up and below deck 20 and being like, oh,

my dad left me. My dad had more care. That's all I know about him. Because it is I mean and the whole love story you I thought that the charter finished. They went they had this mad romance. Something happened. We didn't know what really happened. But then we find out in this episode that they basically just traveled 6 weeks together, which I mean is is a lot. I mean, I guess especially when you're young, it's intense, you know. So, they traveled together for 6 weeks. She they went home. He went back home. She went back home. They thought it was everything was great. And then she was calling him and he just ghosted her for like 5 days or something. And then she was like, "Is everything okay?" Because I just want to know you're okay. And he's like, "I can't do this. Like, you're nagging me." and then dumped her.

So, am I supposed to find this romantic? Because I would say never get back together with this person again. This this is what it sounds like to me. This person basically had the hottest girl he's ever had or will ever get. Got six weeks of sex with this and love with this hot girl. And then the second she required him to even just call her back, he was like, "Fuck you. I'm going on the boat again and maybe I'll be getting laid by somebody else and I don't want you to pressure me because I'm on TV now so I can get laid all the time. And then um basically did just that. Came on the boat and then he ended up, you know, not having anybody that he could continuously bang because all he had left was Ky and let's face it, she's a grab bag of terrible.

And so now he's going back to her. So to me, this isn't a romantic story. So I really don't like that they're editing it like, "Oh my god, what a romance." Cuz to me, it's not. It's gross. Yeah, I I agree. And uh this is by the way, I don't think this is the first Blow Deck Baby. I think that honor goes to JP and Danny. Was were that those their names from Below Deck Sailing? Remember that?

Yeah. The pregnancy of illreute of illreute. Remember he like he got he knocked her up and then denied ever like knocking her up and that was like one of the messiest things ever happened.

That's true. Yes, that's true. I forgot all about what a piece of [ __ ] that guy is. I'm just saying. mom was trying to make her take the the test and all that, the DNA test or whatever.

So, like progress in that we have a baby that um uh a blow deck guy actually takes credit for, but yeah, I I just don't see this as being like a great romance. I think this is like a nice it's like a nice, you know, romance and and some part of their lives, but now they're bound to each other for the rest of their lives, you know, one hopes. But, um yeah, I'm I'm not buying it either.

Yeah. Settling for mediocrity. I'm not cheering this right before Christmas. [ __ ] that guy.

No, I'm returning this. I'm getting the I'm getting the gift receipt and I'm sending it back.

I'm bringing this to I'm bringing these through to Whole Foods. Okay. Take it to dropping them off.

Yes. So, guess what Sy's doing? She's like, "Hey, come here. I want to show you something. You haven't caught up on on wind in a while. Get over here. Let me show you on my little my little iPad. Wind. Wind is coming. It's great." Yeah. There's a storm that's coming. Yeah, Storm is a stunt casting. It's played by Jennifer Aniston. Oh, she's gonna be great.

Stormmy Daniels wind. The Stormmy Daniels season. So, uh, then Mason played by Jennifer Anderson, of course.

She does great work. You know, she's a lot more range than people give her credit for. People think Jennifer Anderson can only do the that like voice, but she can do a lot more. She can do Stormmy Daniels as a Storm very well. Very convincing. So Nathan is showing Gail the emergency exit which I suggest she uses immediately

and jump in the water. Yes. Yeah. Run. So the girl you replaced and like covering for not replaced and he's like okay covering. Sorry. Well her and Joe were uh playing around and then she got sick and she missed the crew last night out and then Joe hooked up with Ky and she's like oh that's rough. And he's already tattletailing on his best friend which I loved.

Mhm. He's like, "Yeah, Joe's stole a piece of [ __ ] Be mean to him again." And she's like, "Uh, well, that's rough." And he says, "Well, I I not kissed her on a night out." And she's like, "Don't make things weird. I'm just telling you I want to be transparent like the back of my head." And she's like, "Okay." And he's like, "There's nothing to worry about. I'm not worried." He's like, "Do I don't even speak to her. I really like I'm literally like super hot. I don't worry about things like this, but I'm just telling you I'm not interested in Gizzy at all. It's it's really okay." He's like, "I don't want to bang her again. I don't even want to have a threesome with the two of you. Okay, you can really stop now. Please, really, please listen enough.

So then up on deck, Joe is really moody. He's like pissed off. He does not like that she's even on the boat. This guy's such a piece of [ __ ] What did that girl ever do to you? All she said is you called her a princess and she said you're a dick. I mean, why is that why is that running you over the edge? Yeah, I really

You insulted her first. That's the other thing. It's like you did the insult first. Every time they show that clip, he's like, "I think you're a princess." Like, "You started it." And then she called your

She started it. She's allowed to She's allowed to defend herself. So then Max is with Kathy. They're in bed cuddling. And um he's got paper in his hand. And she's like, "You know, I got a little bit emotional this morning. I've just never had someone get emotional." And he just Oh. And she finds her face like she's crying over Max, which is also disturbing.

Who's Kathy in love with Max for? What the hell is going on? Do you not see this man? maybe like losing his mind because he wasn't made lead that kind like how do you find this attractive Kathy come on man these people have all lost their mind so Kathy is saying I I don't ever cry and he's like what is happening she's like I don't cry in front of anyone I didn't cry in front of my ex-boyfriends I only cry in the car listening to music and getting to the place I need to go cuz I feel like I'm not wasting time then she's like excuse me uh I need to cry but I'm going to wait until I do some errands

I like to multitask. Well, that's how I do it, too. I'm emotional. I'm emotionally British.

Oh, yeah. That's I wish I could be. I feel like I was at one point, but I'm such an easy crier now. It's crazy.

I'll cry in movies and stuff like that, but you know, or like a show or somewhere where, you know, you're like just sitting there and you can cry. But yeah, mostly I I just get in the car and cry. But the car is the best place to cry.

Car is a good place to cry. Well, the best is when the car is a good place to cry because it also makes for um really good content in an indie film. It's like you're not making an indie film until you have someone cry in the car, right?

Yeah. And you have your whole soundtrack there, you know, cuz the phone's usually hooked up so you can play whatever song you want. Like Easy to be Hard from the movie of Hair. And I'm like,

sometimes I like to go in the car and then pretend I'm Kevin Klein in the ice storm and just cry at the steering wheel. That's also fun.

Yeah. And also what's really funny about it is especially if you're like sobbing like if somebody dies or something and I really need to cry I will go into the car and I'll drive and it's like it feels like it's private you know it's like well I'm in the car but it's also the mo most performative place you can cry because people do look over and they're like what the hell and I'm not a pretty crier. I'm like, my whole face bloats up. My eyes almost close. And I'm just like,

I look hideous not coming down my nose. And I'll just look at them like, "Fuck you for watching me cry. Good. Suffer. Suffer from my crying."

Jeez. You know who cries in a car so well? Joan Cusack. Gh. She can just whail in a car, right? I feel like I've seen five movies where she's just driving and just like sobbing in a car. That's really her specialty.

She could really drive through those tears. It's like I would have to I would have to pull over cuz like I wouldn't be able to see but she just can do it. Mouth a gape everything. I mean that is her sweet spot.

Yeah. Um so Kathy is telling Max um I'm secretly happy that Gail has Nathan and it's not some random girl that might like you. That's not going to happen. So you're safe. So preference sheet meeting time. Um pull out the iPads. Okay. Whoa. It's a bunch of real estate people. Uh oh.

Yeah. Uh oh. Well, here we go. Here's the first sign. Here's the first bad sign. Okay. Carlin owns 17 companies. Okay. So, um what what sort of fraud is Carlin up to? Right. And that's too many companies.

Carlin is full of [ __ ] Carlin's got some LLC's that she's got. She's got some LLC's for different properties that she's counting as se separate companies or something.

Carl Carlin is like a shower drain on the show. Full of [ __ ] Okay. Like this is a woman who has defrauded people. I'm telling you this right now. which owns 17 companies. No, I I mean like Yes, I I agree with what you say. She just has opens up lots of little LLC's, but something is something is fishy about this. Yeah. So, she's chartering uh she's chartering bravado with real estate brokerage company from Florida. So, we know it's trouble because listen, real estate people, my family was all in real estate. And let me tell you, the most [ __ ] up offices I've ever been in, real estate offices, those agents are crazy. And if anybody's going to [ __ ] in a drain, it's going to be a real estate agent on a party vendor with the other real estate agents.

Yeah. I don't know what it is like the concept of like real estate real estate in Florida. I think I feel like that's just always been linked with nefarious deeds, right? Like since like what the the the stock market crash of like 1929, Black Friday, that was somehow linked to speculation to of real estate in Florida. Like it all comes back back to real estate in Florida, 2008, predatory lending, Florida real estate, it's all like, so when I find that there's someone who owns 17 companies doing real estate in Florida, I'm like, "Okay, we'll be seeing you again in a few years when the when when when the court reports come out."

Yeah. Um I wouldn't be surprised. So Josh is saying that they've got a pescatarian, a vegan, and some gluten-free. And he's like, "Oh god, not not a vegan again." And then we see a flashback to the guy being like, "Well, I'm vegan and you know, vegans make more effort towards our food." Oh, okay.

She is that guy. That guy. Okay. Um, so, uh, we see Carlin Newman. We see all of her whole preference sheet and everything. She loves a frozen butterfinger, I'll tell you that much. And, uh, she loves Cheezits and lots of other things.

She hates her teeth. She hates her teeth. That's That's what we have. She hates having healthy teeth.

Yeah, that's that's the the takeaway. And Asia's like, "Connie would like to go all out with an 80s themed celebration. She would love to have Asian food for dinner that night." Uh, yeah. And then they want to see some lighthouse and they want, you know, there's just all the stupid [ __ ] they want to do. The '8s party is working my nerves already. And so now, um, Kizzy is ironing and Nathan's like, "Well, have you talked to V at all?" She's like, "Well, I think that Joe will speak to her when she's back." A Poor V. Isn't it V's birthday, too? Or is that tomorrow?

The next day. The next day is V's birthday, which is what's crazy about um Kathy uh losing a family member on that same day. So, um we then um have Joe talking to Gail and everything and he's like, "First of all, like when I got the news, I spotted me gum out." It's like, "Great. you're you're you you do realize you're responsible for cleaning that up, right? Uh and he's like cuz obviously we had an Ug last season, you know, and the only bad thing that I had last season regardless of what happened is basically you. So like I'm carrying this energy of you being the worst thing that ever happened to me all of last year. She's like, "Oh, really? The worst thing that happened to you? You you caused a huge [ __ ] storm of drama between two other girls as well. What are you talking about? The only bad energy was with Gail. That's not true. That's verifiably untrue sir.

Yeah. Like last season, I didn't really understand like when you saying something, it frustrates the hell out of me. And last season, that's how I felt. Like I never meant to disrespect you as a lead and I just felt like how I felt like I was being treated. Like, yeah, honestly, and I hate micromanagers. And I think I became the micromanager that I always hated. Like I've done bad. And I just want to say I'm sorry. I've grown as a person. I'm like doing that full 360 kind of thing. You know that when you've done a 360 it means you're in the same place as where you started. But that's okay, Joe, cuz that was true.

But it was true. Yeah, that was a good call. And she's just smiling at him. But then it cuts to her talking to us and she's like, "Jo a snake. He said, "Yeah, we're cool, but before and he's gone behind my back and stabbed it. So I just don't trust him." And he's like, I still don't trust her because last charter I didn't even say this for the good of Nathan at the time. But listen here, the fact that she's texting her boyfriend while playing with Nathan, she's cheated. She's a cheater. And I lose a lot of respect when people cheat. You know, once a cheat, always a cheat. Who you? I know of all people saying this. Of all people. And Joe and your best friend Nathan was with somebody who was with already with somebody else. So how is he not a cheater?

Yeah. So Joe is the producer's like not to be too harsh. Which by the way be harsh producer but what about what happened with you and Ky? He's Yeah. Well um so uh you know even though I'm not with Hold on I'm sorry. Hold on. I'll go I'll I'll go into the question. All right. I've got some I've got some element. I've got some Hold on. Okay. I can stick the landing. Okay. Once upon a time there was no no. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Infidelity. No. No. That's not how I should do it. Why? Why did the cross the road?

No. No. No. Grand puppy. Okay. Okay. So, okay. I've got some element of regret, but kissing Ky is not even the same realm. G is a cheater, but I'm actually a single man. So, how can you put me as a cheater? It's very different for me. No. Okay. No,

not really. because you were kissing that girl while she was crying and telling her there's no one else for you. You're not interested in anybody else on the boat. You're just going to be with her, which kind of would make you her boyfriend. So,

yeah, you're a cheater. Yeah, you're a cheater. Um, you just tried to make plans with her after the the the the charter season's done. That is implying a certain level of commitment. You're a cheater

and a pumpkin eater. So now, um, Joe is complaining or Josh is complaining about food pre preferences. Um, and Josh is like, "Wow, bro, you're Max, you're the nicest person I've ever [ __ ] met in my life. I need a hard worker." And he's like, "Oh, I appreciate that." And he's like, "Yeah, you know, see, my problem is I think I'm a nice guy. You know, I just like women." Max is like, "Uh-huh." And it just doesn't work in my favor. Let me tell you what doesn't work in your favor. The clowning,

the the clown makeup is the worst. the like I I came out with an album last year and here's my music video of me dressed as a clown singing. It's all of it. You're a cringy person, sir.

I used to live on a commune. Here's the naked photo of me on the commune. You know, these things just sometimes like are a little bit of a turnoff to the type of girls that we've seen come on um uh as stews on this on blow deck. You know, I just red flag when a guy says, "Yeah, girls don't like me because I'm just a nice guy and they just want assholes." Which is basically what he's saying. And it's like, "No, it's not the girl. It's you." Okay. Watch the show back and tell me you're not cringing, sir. Okay.

[ __ ] a. It's as simple as that. And also, just be yourself because who you're who you are is not this commune loving [ __ ] hippie with clown makeup. You're a psycho. You you admitted to like use you you admitted to being the kind of person to grab your staff's head and shove it down on

on on the counter or hot plate. I think he got shoved on the hot plate, but he shoved his other people down on the counter or something. So,

you're a psycho. So, if you just go into that, people will like you. Just be who you are. Just be yourself.

Be you. And by the way, uh what I was trying to say before about like the girls that come on below deck is I just feel like most people who would be interested in someone who lived on a commune and or someone who dabbles in the the fine art clowner arts just probably are not interested in also like working on a yacht. I feel like I feel like you're sort of like a counterculture kind of person who doesn't want to necessarily be part of a system that is serving, you know, the wealthy and the elite. So I just I don't know why I felt like I needed to clarify that. I was like, I guys, I don't want to offend Kizzy, guys. I I want to make sure. But um so the back to Joe and Max now talking and Joe is like, "I feel like I got something special going on."

And Max like, "Oh yeah, like with V." He's like, "Yeah, I've just got like a mental block." He's like, "Oh, mental block." He's like, "I got no, you know, cuz between me and you." Oh. Then then, well, I'm sorry. Then Nathan tells Asa that they kiss. And Asa's, you know, basically like, you know, not surprised, but I am disappointed. And um and I I think it was around here, but maybe it was later. It's probably multiple times where Joe was like, "She's more of a relationship sort of girl. I don't know if I'm ready yet." It's like, "Of course he's going to say that. Of course he's going to pull out that whole bullshit."

Like, "Oh, she really wants to she really wants to go fast and I'm just I can't go fast like that cuz I'm not a cheater."

Yeah, he's been setting it up for that this whole season. And here he is finally going up with his stupid plan. And uh also Nathan, you know, I have to say like Joe's Joe's the one to blame here. Joe's the big [ __ ] in the situation. But Nathan, what is Nathan doing going around telling everybody his best friend's business? He's not he's not a good friend either, Nathan.

You know, he's like tattletailing to literally all the girls now about Joe. [clears throat] I mean, Joe deserves it. I'm not standing up for Joe. I'm just saying that Nathan's not really a good friend either. Like, he's not a good boyfriend and he's not really a good friend either. So, what's the point of this guy? and he's not really good at his job. Like, what the hell?

It's also gonna be actually more like normally I wouldn't care, but I think actually it's gonna be more hurtful to V because it's a good chance that V will find out before like before Joe has a conversation with her. And on top of that, there's like that embarrassing thing of like everyone knows except for her. And so, like it doesn't have to be that way if Nathan just sits on it until it comes out. But now he's gonna tell Asia. It's just it's going to get around and he's going to tell and he's already told um Gail. So, it's just sort of shitty for V more so than anything else.

But anyway, so Nathan is saying, "Well, I mean, it's also the timing cuz our fellow's passing anniversary is coming up tomorrow." And Asa's like, "And a birthday. God, why can he just not keep it in his pants?" And then so um Captain Sandy's like, "Oh, hey everybody. I don't know if you saw this. Wind is back on the air. We are not leaving the dock. Okay, I got 10 episodes to watch. We're staying here tonight. All right, normal person. Listen here. I'm sorry. I forgot your name. I'm just going to call you Muffin Top.

It fits for anybody who really isn't on camera. So, okay. We're not leaving the boat. Okay. Go to relax. It's going to be a great great episode of Wind. I don't know if you heard about this, but John Larat's going to be a guest star. And uh I just I've been a big Larette head ever since 1987. So, this is just a huge night for me. Can't wait.

Oh, so um let's see. Um guests are Yeah, guests start coming and stuff. And um Wen is who's the gay and the tutu. Well, he puts on the tutu later, but he's like, "Um, I already found the two that I want to fuck." And Carlin's like, "Who?" She's the blonde in the middle, which is Nathan. And Captain Sandy's like, "Okay, all right. Well, welcome to the motor yacht bravado. Unfortunately, we are not departing the dock today. Okay. But first thing in the morning, we're going to check the weather and then we'll take off. But you know what? Honestly, you don't even want to leave the dock because the the episode of Wind that's happening tonight is it's going to knock your socks off if the promos are to be be believed. And I believe him because they're always true. Jennifer Aniston playing Stormmy Daniels and Wind. Get with it.

So, it's the boat tour time and so they're going through the boat tour and the guests are just hilarious. They're like, "Oh my god, Queenie wants to be saved by the blonde man." He's like, "Yes." And then [snorts] um Joe and Max are sliding down the stair rails, feet first, which is always fun.

And um you know, Asia's showing out the showing them the hot tub and stuff. And one of the guys is like, "Me and you, baby, right here." And he's like, "As long as you don't touch me under the water." He goes, "What about above the water?" So, we um they're basically just all like taking their big old big old tour going around and everything. Or's wearing like a captain's hat and he's like he's on a jet ski and he's like photo and um Captain Sandy's like, "Hey, Nathan, are you wearing cologne? Is it cuz your is it cuz your lass is on the boat?" was like, "No, it's Tiger Bomb."

Yeah. And by Tiger Bomb, do you mean Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein? No. Tiger Bomb. You mean Eternity by Calvin Klein? No. Tiger Bomb. You mean White Diamonds traditionally for women, but you're changing standards and you're up uh you're you're you're moving things around because why not? It's 2025, huh?

No, it's just Tiger Bomb. Yeah, I've never heard of someone wearing Tiger Bomb as cologne. Although Norma does wear Preparation H behind her ears.

God bless her. God bless her. Her ears have never looked better though. So Gail is they're cleaning and more cleaning and the rain is going to come. And um and so basically Gail is like, "We should go check that deck to uh see if it's clean." And Max's like, "Hey, it's nice. It's clean. It's raining. So of course it's green." She's like, "I know, but it's still my first day. Still trying to be a good girl, you know." And um but of course Maxon just wants to slack off and like put his feet up because his whole thing is that he's tired this episode.

Yeah. And so let's see. So Gail is saying um day one I was so stoked to come see you guys Nathan especially Aisha. And he's like oh really what about me? Thanks [ __ ] hell. So then Max is muttering to himself on the deck. He's like oh you do you pay me for this? [ __ ] me over. though. He gets too relaxed with his girlfriend on the dock and what do I do? Huh? Look at me. So professional. I just came down the stairs on the wedding with my feet. But okay, I'm not president. I'm fine. Guillotin. Guillotin. Hey everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap. For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half.

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Who speaks in "#3130 Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper"?

Ronnie Karam (Host), Ben Mandelker (Host), Kathy (Guest), Nathan (Guest), Gail (Guest), Joe (Guest), Max (Guest).

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The content discusses the hosts wrapping up their year's activities with a focus on their annual holiday movie recap tradition, featuring "My Secret Santa," a Netflix film reminiscent of "Mrs. Doubtfire." The conversation highlights their humorous approach to discussing the film's merits and their enjoyment of the extended recap format.

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The episode runs 52 min; the transcript is about 10,775 words in 151 timestamped sections.

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