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#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper", an episode of Watch What Crappens published December 23, 2025 (41 min, about 8,357 words). It mentions 4 people, works and ideas, including Waqen, Three Sisters, Bravo, Amazon Live.
What this episode is about
In this recap of "Below Deck Mediterranean" Season 10, Episode 13, Nathan and Gail navigate their complicated romantic history aboard the yacht, featuring confessions of love intertwined with comedic exchanges. Their dynamic reflects past heartbreaks and misunderstandings, showcasing the blend of romance and tension typical of yacht life.
Key takeaways
- In matters of love, communication is queen; ghosting leaves trust in tatters.
- Sober decisions often camouflage themselves in drunken mishaps—accountability remains the true test.
- High-seas romance is beautiful until the anchor of past traumas sinks the ship.
- In reality TV, every secret prison has ears; the walls are always tuned in.
- When it comes to mystery poops, remember: the clues can be in the snacks served.
Who speaks in this episode?
What is discussed, and when
- – 5:00: Amazon Live
- – 10:00: Waqen
- – 15:00: Waqen
- – 25:00: Three Sisters
Notable quotes from "#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper"
Poops out. Also, it was very weird because at the same time this was airing, we were on Amazon Live and you were talking about a cookbook that's all about dates and then we…
about Amazon Live · atWell, because honestly later on we see which room is Waqen's room because when they go to it, they we see them walk down the hallway from the view of the camera, the stationary camera, the.
about Waqen · atYou running. I know this is like the episode from hell for you. I know you hate discussing this, but when I was a production assistant on the seminal NBC sitcom Three Sisters…
about Three Sisters · atGod. They're Merry Christmas, everyone. Okay, everyone. It's Christmas is just a few days away. Time to have a very merry below deck episode.
about Bravo · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Waqen — Person · Referenced charter guest; primary suspect/culprit in ‘poop in shower drain’ plot · 4 mentions · first at
The recap strongly implies the shower-drain incident occurred in his room/bathroom; he’s repeatedly framed as the obvious culprit.
Companies & orgs
- Bravo — Company · Incidental mention · 3 mentions
Mentioned in passing at the end of the episode, not central to the discussion. - Amazon Live — Company · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing during a discussion about a cookbook and dates, not central to the episode's content.
Media & podcasts
- Three Sisters — Media · Referenced work · 3 mentions · first at
Mentioned in a personal anecdote about a production assistant experience, not central to the episode's main topics.
Full transcript with timestamps
what happens when there's so much crap. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, "Hey, wait a minute. I didn't hear part one, guys. It's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So, now Nathan and Gail have like their 80s romcom moment where they sit on the boat and they confess their feelings. And you start saying things like, "That's mad seeing you again. You know, it's brought back a lot of [ __ ] feelings." She's like, "No, no feelings." It's like, "Yeah, for me there is no feelings. Genuinely, I think I love you, man. You You think a lot of me? I think I love you. Say the strawberry thing to me one more time. Do you want a strawberry? Oh, there it is.
It's true. It's love. You can't say You can't say that you love me. And he's like, I can. No, you can't. I can't. No, don't say it. It's a big thing to drop on day one. I feel like I've spent a lot of last year just pretending I'm okay. I don't want any trouble. I don't want trouble. I've been two days and I'm gone and it's done again. So, please, no more trouble. Gail, I love you. We're having a below deck romance. Isn't this beautiful? I can't go another day without you. I can't be on these high seas without seeing your beautiful little face. It's just a scal.
Give it a little bit of a little there. Zelda romance. So, she's telling us, "Can't can we just be friends? Like, I want to be friends after lot." And then she tells us the story of how they went out of town for 6 weeks together, then he ghosted her. And she was saying, "Can you just let me know that you're okay?" And then he was like um ghosting her and um then he broke up with her because she had the nerve to say, "Call me back." So, yeah, super romantic story.
I don't know. How could you get back to to someone who does that to you? Cuz that's like, first of all, it's disrespectful, but that's also just like base communication. Like, I don't know if I could trust that that person wouldn't do something like that again. When things get tough that they just up and disappear and you don't hear from them and then you're the crazy one for being worried about them. I don't know. That's that to me is like a real big like like I don't know. I don't think you can come back from that.
I wouldn't. So, um Josh is asking if uh Ky has heard from V and she's like, "No, I hate myself." At this point, I'm sure everyone knows I kiss Joe because on a boat there's no secrets. Especially when you go behind the camera, then pull him back to get to the front and smile in the camera's face. But, you know, the walls have ears. And for the next day, I just want to pretend that V doesn't exist so that I can like get through without feeling like [ __ ] I'm such a good person. Look at me feeling bad the next day. Uh, no. You were leading up to that the whole day and I'm not going to listen to you and Joe's like, "Oh, we were just drunk and we got out." No, we saw you two leading up to this for like the whole week before, so stop.
There were sober decisions the entire time. There were sober subtrifuges. Like, this is this is not a, "Oh, we got drunk and it just happened." And like, also, Ky pretending like she's actually feeling bad about this, but she has not shown any visible sign of remorse is hilarious. It's like you just cuz you say it does not make it true. We're watching you, ma'am. So, everyone's doing their jobs. Um, and Asia brings Carlin a snack. And so, now they're starting to uh plant the seeds of who might be the pooper because Asia brings some dates. And Carlin's like, "Oh, these are really good for digestion."
Yeah, I was going to say they're good for pooping. It's a poops out mystery. It's also poops out. Also, it was very weird because at the same time this was airing, we were on Amazon Live and you were talking about a cookbook that's all about dates and then we were talking about how it's good for pooping there. I mean, how many times do you need to be reminded to take your dates from this podcast, but here you go.
I know. Seriously. Oh, my hot date book is right over there. That's it's it's reminding me right now to take a boop. Um so
so Max is bouncing around. Joe's laughing. They're all having fun. And then Asa is talking to Kizzy and Kathy about the8s party. And Asa's like, "Well, tonight we've got an 80s party." And my experience of the 80s was not being alive yet. So,
okay, Asia, that wasn't nice. I'm very young. Um, so then people are getting ready and then someone says like like, "Wa, did you just fart?" He's like, "No, I didn't fart at all." also like another suspect in our midst. And then uh this guy Daniel is like hits that guy's dick coming out of his ass from last night. And M's like, "Don't be a bitch." But also does set up the the a little bit of the uh the suspect situation a bit. I don't know what I'm saying. I can't use words. So, people are doing the tables and um Kathy is just so happy because she's got so much cuteness in her life right now with Max and everything. And Max is in his cabin talking to himself saying, "Oh, my little Gary. She's also my tiny little lover. Tiny lover.
Min lover." Josh is talking about how all these diets are very stressful, but luckily because they've requested um an Asian dinner, it's actually a lot easier because you can sort of navigate through all these things more easily. So, he's he's fine. It's like they're not going to do the whole like whoa, everyone wants something else story line today. This is tonight's an episode about things coming out, not things coming in to your mouth. So, uh then um and then down now another foreshadowing. One lady is like, "Whoa, this bathroom smells." So, does this mean that the poop has happened or has it not happened? Either way, that the the lingering spectre of a bad poop situation is hanging over this boat.
Yeah, someone immediately went in and pooped down the drain. I don't think so. They had more They had more scenes in that hallway though, like after this, there was more like cutaways this hallway. And if someone had pooped in that shower already, then I think that there would have been a lot more commentary about it. So, someone's poop is just bad today. We've just got someone with very
someone just has bad poop. Yeah. Too many dates. There's also really, by the way, and plus coming up, we're going to have a really damning moment, I think, with one of the guests u from what they tell the the staff.
Okay. Um, now Gail and Joe are on the deck and um he's like, "Oh, we're going out tomorrow. I wish we were going out tomorrow. Hey, I mean, it's looking all right." And she's like, "So, what's the deal with you and vathing?" He's like, "Oh, I don't know. She's just like a little boatman. She's well out of me comfort zone. Like she's not here. She's ill. Which is very uncomfortable. Am I ready to take care of a sick person yet? I guess this is what happens. And he's like, "Oh, do you know what? You know what it is, Gail? She's really giving me V's really giving me relationship vibes.
Like, I'm just not ready." I'm like, "This is like your whole thing. Your whole thing is that she's changed you. Your whole thing is that like she don't want to hurt her. You saw what path this was going down. In fact, I don't know if he has given relationship vibes. I think she's actually just reacted to the vibes you've given. Her whole thing was I just want to have fun. Cuz then he was cuz remember he was the one saying things like but you know this has an expiry date. And she's like whatever. Let's have fun. He's like but I've never felt something like this before. You've been the one who's been like feeding her line after line of like commitment [ __ ] and she's now you've sold her a story.
She's responded to it. She's embraced it. Now she's like, "Okay, maybe this is gonna be something more serious and now you're going to turn it against her. Like she's the crazy one who came up with all this. You were the one who started it."
Yeah. And I think you're right that she doesn't even feel the same way. Like she's not in love with him. He's just the kind of person that needs to tell everybody that people are in love with him. Like he needs that validation.
So Gail's like, "Well, I'm no hero, but [ __ ] me. I mean, how many people have you got to hurt?" He's like Cupid, but with a TNT at the end of his arrow. It's you. So, now it's time for the 80s party and um Josh is talking about how he's into the 80s, but at at heart I love the 70s mole. I really re tried to recreate it with my own music. And this is when we see that Josh recorded a music video
and um it's [ __ ] disturbing. Okay, it's this clown. He's like he's in the clown makeup doing this sort of like 70s Brit rock kind of Oasis throwback music and it's like sir what are you doing on this boat? I just love it. Like yeah I'm a 1970s wonder child of the child of the earth. That's what I do. I just I just don't care about like the societal norms which is why I came onto a yacht to cook for rich people. It's like this doesn't make sense. cringe. The lyrics are, "Love is blinding, but I see you this time. Stop falling apart.
I'm falling apart because you're showing up at my house dressed like a clown." A sad clown.
Yeah, that's why I'm falling apart. Okay. Don't Don't show up my house like that and then ask why the police were called. It's not because I have emotional regulation problems. It's cuz you're [ __ ] scary, sir.
Down in the guest quarters, lady guest says, "What? What did you do with my [ __ ] panty hose, walking? And he's like, why would I steal your panty hose, [ __ ] Why are you super nasty? You know I'm your best friend. I'm like, sir, you were like, you're like 48 years old. Why are you talking like this? Yeah. So, the girls are, you know, they're just getting ready and Joe and Nathan are wearing their wigs. You know, everybody's getting wacky 80s as they do on this show. And Joe starts whispering in Kizzy's ear. He's like, "Do you feel bad?" Oh, [ __ ] I hate that. Did you feel bad? Can it make you feel better?
Oh, yeah. So then, um, now now this is the moment that I thought was damning, which is that, um, this guy tells tells I don't know who he tells, maybe Ky or some or maybe it's Kathy. He tell they're in the guest area in that hallway and he's like, "Yeah, by the way, we don't want any service in our room whatsoever. Do not go in our room. Whatever you do, do not go in here. Stay out of the room. And then you're like, that's weird. You're on a
That's a different room. I know. But okay, here's my theory. My theory is that they were doing drugs together in a room and we're like, don't interrupt us cuz we're doing drugs. We're doing drugs.
Oh, I see. Oh, so they did the Coke and they wanted to leave the Coke out. So, they said, "Don't clean our room or something."
But then the Coke made them poop in the other room. Well, because honestly later on we see which room is Waqen's room because when they go to it, they we see them walk down the hallway from from the view of the camera, the stationary camera, the GoPro on the wall. There's like a staircase in like back back there. You come down the hallway, you come towards the camera and then you make a left. Um meaning like a left from like the camera's point of view and that's where the poop the poop situation is. And that's also where Waqen's room, I think, winds up being. So, like they definitely, it definitely happens in Waqen's bathroom for sure. And so, my theory is that they do illegal substances in the other guy's room. And yeah, and then Waqen has a moment in his shower.
The thing is that Waqen should be more of a pro with drugs. I mean, Coke will make you poop the first few times, but like if you're if you do a lot of Coke, you don't poop every time you do Coke. It's not like that. At least from my experience.
Coke and dates. Coke and dates. Maybe. Maybe they were snorting dates up their buttholes and that did it. I don't know. Yeah.
But um so or he was probably getting I just don't want. It's so gross. Like this whole thing is so gross. But maybe
the butt or douching or something. I mean I don't know. Oh, he could have been douching. Yeah, actually he could have been douching, right? But that's a lot to come out from the douching.
And why do that in the shower, you know? Like I don't know. Is that where you do it? You do that on the toilet, right?
I would. Yeah, I would think too. It's all too much. It's all too much for me. But yeah, I was walking. So then Joe
everyone knows it's walking. Yeah. So it's basically they're making this big mystery, but we know who it is and no one is surprised either, by the way. I'm sure there's no one in the audience surprised that it's this guy. So, um, now Kizzy goes down to the cabin while everybody's being served dinner and she's about to gag and now starts calling Kathy to come because she's found poop in the drain. And so she's like, "What?" Kathy's like, "What's that smell?" She's like, "Is it just me or is it like actual poo?" And she goes, "No, he's actually pooed in it. I mean, there's a piece of poo there. Look at it." And then they fuzz out the poop, which I thought was so funny.
I know. And uh they're like, "Oh my god, he's had a [ __ ] in the shower. Are you [ __ ] joking me?" And Kathy's like, "Sorry, I'm running late plates today. Have fun with this. Bye."
Yeah. I um this was already just I was like, "Oh my god." I did love that it was Kizzy who had to find it. Like I felt like that was a nice bit of um
it's Kizzy Carl justice, you know? Yeah. Ky had to do it. Yeah. Yeah. So Kathy's like, "Bye bye bye." So then Ky's like, "Old crew, old crew. There's poo in the shower. So, and then everyone's like, and everyone's hearing it. And Josh is like, then we have this like moment where Josh is in his clown makeup and he just goes, "That's Stinky." And I did actually laugh at that. Yeah. Um, so we go to uh Kitty muttering to herself as she's Kitty Ky muttering to herself while she's dealing with this.
And uh she's like, "I can't even deal with this. I mean, it smells like dog [ __ ] Even worse, it's human [ __ ]
Yes. Oh god. So then, uh, everyone's coming down to see now. Now, this is like the thing on the boat and everybody's like, "Oh my god, it's so gross." And everyone's gagging and then it keeps intercutting with the guests who are like, "Cheers. Yes, we're so funny and hilarious below debt, guys. Glad we all split this, you know, 40,000 bucks to party together on TV and look amazing like we are." And it just keeps cutting to these disgusting guest [ __ ] in the shower.
I know. And then Nathan's like telling Joe, "Having a piss in the shower is questionable, but having a [ __ ] in the shower, bro, on a multi-million dollar yacht and you're here for two nights and you take a [ __ ] in the shower." And Josh is like, "Um, hello everyone. Can we just focus on the food?" Was someone saying something? I feel like there's someone in this kitchen, but I don't really see anyone. Like, no, there's no one been in this kitchen this entire season. Like, has there been someone cooking the food all this time? No, I'm pretty sure we're not. I think we just have it delivered in. He's like, "Guys, I'm actually here. Can you please serve the food?"
Yeah, serve the damn food. He's like, "This poo is distracting the girls from taking the food out."
So, they're running more plates and um Josh is uh he is explaining all the food and everything, but meanwhile, this like poop situation is continuing to fester and they're continuing to like try to figure it out. So, then here's Gail's contribution. Gail is like, "What's going on? What's happening? I hear there's a story. And Nathan's like, "One of the guests shot in the shower." And she goes, "No, no. Did they waffle stomp it?" And I was like, "Waffle stomp it?" So I didn't know what that was.
You didn't know what that is. Did not know what it was. So I looked that up. Was that a commonly known thing? Waffle Stomp. And why is it called waffle stomp? So waffle stomp. I looked it up. It's
drain is in a pattern, right? The drain has a pattern like a waffle pattern usually. This one had like swirly patterns. I was looking at it. But normally they have like a waffle pattern and so you stomp it down there. It's like a waffle stomp.
So that means that people must poop in the shower enough that there's a term for how to mash something through the grate into the drain, right?
You waffle stomp. So I guess people do this. People are pigs. Okay. I've never had to waffle stomp in my life. Okay.
Yeah. Like the fact that like also like why bring waffles into this? Why do that? Like that's just not right. like waffles.
Well, humans are notoriously disgusting. And that's why when there's someone too hot and like you're feeling insecure cuz someone's like super hot and you're like, "Oh my god, I'm too that person's like too hot. I can't even be around them." Just picture them pooping in the shower and then waffle stomping it because they're humans, you know? We're all gross at the end of the day. We're all gross.
So, um I mean, we're not all waffle stompers, but you know what I mean. So, then um yeah, so then um everyone's laughing uh because it is kind of funny, but it just is the whole episode. is just about this poop and running around with the best poop. And then and he didn't waffle stomp it. Actually, he it looks like he pooped in the shower, removed the cover because we see the drain cover and it's not a waffle. It's like like I said, it's like the wave patterns. It reminds me of the cookie press that you talked about.
Yeah. I had to say this is they cookie press it would be fine. If you said cookie press it, I'm like, "Okay, but don't waffle stomp it."
They cookie press the poop. But they didn't cookie press it either because he took the the drain lid off and then shoved it down and then put the drain lid back over it.
And this was so I mean post-production had a field day with this because basically this is the big twist is that Kissy is like what's going on? And so she takes off the the shower drain cover and it's revealed that there is like a mass amount of poop that's been compacted into that into that shower drain. And so it and we now we see a big pixelated blur. It's like, oh, this is the mother lotus here. We thought it was like a little piece. No, it turns out take off that shower drain. There's a giant accumulation of feces right there. And they do a smash cut to Josh with a plate of brown goopy eggplant. It goes miso braced eggplant. And it was like brown and shiny and wet. I was like, they are so rude. It was production so I was like it reminded me of me myself and Irene when like Jim Carrey poops on someone's lawn and they immediately like smash cut to chocolate frozen yogurt coming out of
a spigot. It's like I was like oh my god the fact that they cut to that miso eggplant. The fact that he had I was like I was like please Josh please don't serve anything brown that they can do the smash cut to. And of course he did and they did it.
Yeah. And then cut to the poop and then cut to the lady being like this is delicious. Yeah.
Yeah. They kept going back and forth. Oh my god. It was I was dying. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crapp.
So Asia's like, "Oh my god, they've pushy the entire poo down there. You're going to have to put gloves on and grab it, Ky." And uh she's like, "Who does it who lets a [ __ ] fall out of their ass in the shower? We're in a place where the staff clean for you and like why don't I lift up the drain cover, scoop it in there with my feet, pat it down and put the cover back on. No one will know and then they walk in at the table like
I will say I mean I'm really sorry for you running. I know this is like the episode from hell for you. I know you hate discussing this, but when I was a production assistant on the seminal NBC sitcom Three Sisters, starring Vicky Lewis and Diane Cannon and Katherine Lanasa, now of the pit and um uh I there was there was an incident where um like there was like rat poop or something and someone had gathered it with paper towel and tried to flush it down a toilet in the production office. and it clogged up and there was no plunger. So, I just remember a supervisor said, "Ben, you're going to have to pull out the rat poop." And I had to go in and put my hand into a toilet all the way in into the hole and pull out the paper towel with the rat poop in it. It was I think that remains the most disgusting thing I ever did.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. That's why you were never invited to the three sisters Christmas parties. That's what was that's why I was not in AJ Langanger scrapbook that she made of the entire cat the entire crew except for me. I'm like I made the biggest sacrifice for all of you [ __ ] All of you. I was elbow deep in a toilet pulling out rat poop almost getting rabies.
I'm not going to not going to put a scrap I'm not going to put that guy in the scrapbook button. That was a rat poop. Let's just all rip out the the rat poop page from the scrap.
That was such a weirdass show. It was very everyone there was super nice. Like you even even honestly even the supervisor, she was really nice. Her name was Corey. But like um that was a traumatic experience. Also traumatic was that at that time I don't know if they still are dating but like Vicky Lewis was dating Nick Noly and he came to the series finale in a in a bathrobe. He was wearing pajamas in a bathroom and just was walking around backstage. His hair was like out to here weird walking around in a
Nick. The weirdest this weirdest ass like this minor show on NBC that I feel like have so many stories from.
Love it. That's okay. So, um, Asa says she'll do it for her. Wuss, no. Make Kizzy do it. The audience wants Kizzy to do this, not you.
So, she does it and then, um, let's see. So, it's it's gross. I mean, how much do we need to talk about it? It goes on for a long
It's worse than you can imagine. Yeah. And you know, I have to say like Asia, you know, I mean, she does the whole thing where she's like, you know, I used to love Poo. And we see a flashback to the famous scene where she was like, "I want was when I was younger. I really wanted to know how pee works, so I stuck my finger up my bum and touched the bee." But now she's like, "Yeah, I'm I'm older and not so into it anymore." But, you know, she's a pro. She puts on those gloves. She's and she and she she's not only pro, she's considerate because Ky is a monster and she should have made Kizzy do it like you said, but she did it. Asa was like, "I'm the boss here. I will take over." And she goes and she she pulled she pulled out that peep. She went elbow deep like me with the toilet.
So now So now Nathan and Joe are in their cabin. All the guests are going to bed. So Nathan's talking about how he likes uh Gail so much and he wants to go see her and Joe's just grossed out. And then he goes into Gail's cabin to see her and they cuddle up and he's whispering to her. So he's not on camera but he is. And he's like, "Oh, I know it's crazy, but I need you honestly." It's like, "You can't say that. You can't say it." And she's telling us that there were definitely cons incoming and this was one. And she doesn't want to upset him, but it hurts her heart. I do want to believe him, but I still don't think it's right cuz if I'm honest, like it's been an emotionally tough year. And to step back into something that would be like that would be a big risk.
And yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. And I know you you had a baby, but god damn it.
Yeah. Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. So then Kathy comes in and ruins the party.
What more sign do you need? You come on the boat and they're [ __ ] in a drain. Like God is trying to tell you something.
Look at the signs. They're there. They are there. [sighs] So we find out Josh is talking to Ky and Josh is like, "So is it V's birthday?" And she goes, "Yeah, it is." And then we cut to Joe in his bunk who clearly doesn't remember this cuz he's a [ __ ] idiot. And V is texting him and saying, "Hey, how's everything going? I'm missing everyone." And he's like, "Oh [ __ ] what do I write? Why?" Okay. Uh, all is well. Feel better. I mean, isn't
it's her birthday. She has made the whole plotline about her birthday. Her birthday is today. Her boyfriend died today on her birthday. The whole ep the whole show has been about this. How do you not know? How do you not say happy birthday?
How is it? Like it's it's the evening. See, I thought the birthday was the next day, but I guess it was it was that day. But how do you get all the way to the evening and you haven't said happy birthday to the girl you're banging? Like who also is suffering like a major traumatic like anniversary today. You don't even say happy birthday. That is like so shitty. That is so so shitty, you know? And she has to be the one to fish for the happy birthday. She has to be the one to text say, "How's everything going? Missing everyone." you know, and um and then Kizy's like, "Shame, bit [ __ ] to be spending it ill, isn't it?" And the fact that her [ __ ] boyfriend died today. It's like, "Well, you know, which way how you can make it better is that you can wish her a happy birthday. You can do that, you know." So then Joe texts her and he's like,
trying to jump her boyfriend's bones. Yeah. While she's gone sick. And then he goes, "Well, all is well. We miss you. Feel better." He doesn't say like, "How are you feeling? Are you feeling better? How's the day going for you?" He doesn't He's not even like inquisitive. It is like a brush off. We miss you. Feel better. I would be mad. I'd be like, "Fuck this guy."
Yeah. So then, um, now there's Clouds and Santi's like, "Oh jeez, you know, I really don't like the spin-off." Oh jeez. I guess I'll watch it. There's nothing else on time to leave the dock.
Wait, I just want to Sorry. I I want to say something. I forgot it was the next morning, so it wasn't the whole evening. So I take I take that back. I feel it's not that Joe went the whole day and then texted at night. This was the morning. But still, [ __ ] him.
He still should have been more inquisitive. He still should have been like, "Happy birthday. How's how are you feeling today? How was the morning going?" Blah blah blah blah blah.
Yeah. So, uh, now it's time to leave the dock. And, um, Max has no idea where he's supposed to be, of course. And so Gail is asking him, "Are you normally on the stern?" And he's like, "Oh, he switched me last time, so I don't know. What do I know? Sean, time to drop some lines. Okay, time to go. Time to go. Time to go. And the water and churning waves and the boat is going. And Sandy's like, "Yeah, driving a boat." Pretty cool, huh? So then V texts Kizzy because like everyone's ignoring V. And she's like, she's like, "Hey girly, missing you. How's the charter? I'm just here in my hotel room celebrating a certain day of the year. I won't don't want to say what it is, but if you know what it is, you you could say something." So K's like, "Oh, it's so it's so good." But it's not obviously not the same to you. Hugs and kisses.
But then she like erases the kisses part. That was funny. She's like, "Too much. Too much."
Um, so they're going to have a beach picnic at this lighthouse and um, so it's 5 minutes to Anchorage and Gail goes to talk to Sandy and she's just in such shock that she's here. I can't believe I'm in Barcelona. And she talks about how she took the master of yachts in Indonesia and learned so much. You should see me put together an IKEA shelf. Like, God, that's my girl. This girl is going to run an IKEA boat one day. I guarantee it.
Wow. You know, she came back a badass. She knows her way around an Allen Wrench, which by the way is the name of our uh first engineer, Alan Wrench. So, the difference between Gail from last season and this season is that she's a year older. It's just awesome, you know. And if she continues in this career,
slightly longer, too. Yeah. God, she really gained an inch. Yeah. Also, all this time I thought it was G A I L G A E L. And then when I learned it was G A E L, I thought it was a typo from G G A L E, but it turns out it's G A L. I just There's so many layers to her. God bless her.
It's completely changing. So, um, they're deciding who's going to go on the picnic. So Ky's gonna go and then we cut to Carllin who's the guest in the room with Waqen, right? And she's like, "Um, I have to go to the bathroom. I'm having diarrhea." There's a clue. There's a clue. Someone has to poop.
Except she's speaking with intention of using a toilet. Like I don't I don't think
I It's just I just mean it's a clue as the show cuz they're trying to figure out who every time somebody says anything about pooping, they're putting it in the show now, you know?
Yeah. Well, they tried to do a whole thing. They tried to do a whole bit where Asia was doing like a it could be this person, it could be that person, it could be this person or that person. And what's funny is that she names everyone as a suspect except for she in fact she suggests that walken gets framed. So I feel like in the omission is the admission because I think that was the producers's way of being like, well, okay, we're going to be kind. We are not going to call out the guest that came on this boat, but we're actually going to call him out by not including him as a suspect. Also, we're going to show that he he is actually changing in the room where the poop was. So, it's pretty obvious that that that was his room where he should be showering.
Yeah. So, Nathan wants to go on the picnic because Gail uh no, he doesn't want to go on the picnic cuz Gail's not going. So, he sends um Joe and Max instead so that he can spend time with Gail. And Max is already on to a [ __ ] He's like, "Oh, this is Bowsy. I'm tired. Gail is new, fresh, new crew member, full of energy. But he did just do me because he want to stay on the boat with Gail. And Nathan's like, I did it because I want to spend time with Gail.
It's not even really hiding. This is not professional. Nathan has never been professional.
Yeah. I don't know like how legitimate it is to be like, "Oh, well, Gail's fresh, so she sent her on the picnic." because Max is kind of lazy, so he's always saying he's tired. But I do think it's shitty that you're going to keep someone on the boat purely because you're like in love with him. Like I think you kind of have to be professional and you have to just like not lead like that because that's going to cause resentment amongst your crew.
Yeah. Um so then Max goes and complains to Joe and Joe's like, "Well, you're right. You do have something valid there." And um Max is like, "Oh, he went really low on my standard of someone I respect because as he has just thought of him, only him."
So then um Nathan's saying, "Well, basically I have a limited amount of time with this girl and I'm going to stay with her cuz I'm in love. Like who cares about my job?"
And by the way, you could have had five more days with her. I I hate to break it to you. Could have had five more days with her. Um it's only limited because of you and your actions.
Yeah. So he's like, "I can't believe I only have a limited amount of time except that I ghosted her."
Yeah. Uh so Max Max goes and Nathan Mig and Gail get the water toys ready. While Ken's awake, guys, will he poop on somebody? We don't know yet, but we're wondering.
It's like Hansel and Gretle just follow the trail of poop to see where he is. Um
Grumbs. Um, so then Max is um is talking to Joe and uh because they're doing this the picnic setup and Max is like, "Well, you tell me what is happening." So Joe's like, "I'll let you into a little secret." I kissed Kizzy. He's like, "No." He's like, "But when I was drunk though, yeah, it came out of left field. We were not flirting at all that entire day or the day before that or the whole charter. But I'm going to have to have the conversation now with Victoria. I'm going to tell her because I'm a man and I don't hide nothing. Like, well, but you've told every single other person but her at this point.
I just don't want to hurt her cuz it's only a drunken kiss at the end of the day, you know. Okay, keep telling yourself that. So, now um we go back to the boat and Queenie is going on the big slide. I guess they call him Queenie Walking. They call him Queenie.
Oh, Queenie. Yeah. So yeah. Um, so whatever Kathy is talking to her mom and she there's an emergency. She gets an emergency call from her mom and she said uh she says Richard's girlfriend came around and said that he's gone. And is this her stepfather Richie?
So I think what she winds up saying is that Richard was her mom's partner after her parents split up. Richard was her mom's partner for like 15 years. And so he basically was I think he came into the picture when she was two. He basically raised her and so it's basically like a father figure for her. So she just she starts to cry and everyone sees this what's happening and Asia's trying to console her but she goes down to her room and then um you know Asa tells Captain Sandy ultimately. So, Captain Sandy goes down there and and like sits with her and uh it's like very you're like gh like when these things happen on reality reality TV it's very gutting cuz it's very very real and so she's sitting there sobbing and the one thing that I thought was amusing in this was that you know Kathy's like she's crying and she's like yes I'm here and like they're taking care of me and Captain Sandy is here with me and
Captain Sandy leans in and waves like hi it's television's Captain Sandy television's Captain Sandy hey
it's like a free cameo you're getting right now. Congratulations. Yeah, I'm here.
I don't know if I don't know if you need help getting through this, but I do women empowerment seminars. You know, you should look into them. Captain Sandyseminars.com. Okay. Be a boss, [ __ ] Okay. Don't just be a [ __ ] Be a boss, [ __ ] Okay.
I thought Little Bear was I thought little bear was on camera. My bad. Sorry. I didn't realize it was your mom. Okay.
You know what? I'd love to send you condolences right now, but I there's no there's no way to get you flowers. So, I'm gonna give you 20% off the Bad [ __ ] Seminar. Okay. Come sign up, Captain Sandy.
Yeah. Hi. Uh, if you need me to record a win for you tonight, I I'll do that and I can send you the VHS. Okay. Get back to our conversation. So, yeah. Kathy,
you know something I like to I like to tell myself when situations like this happen. These are the colors of the wind. These are the colors of the wind. You know what? There's no me in Pocahontas. Okay.
Have you honestly though, have you ever seen little bear cry at the blue corn moon? It's adorable.
So, um uh yeah, it's really sad. And um Kathy is crying and Sandy's consoling her and Asia's there consoling her. And then this like very dramatic to be continued sort of like comes at us and I was like, damn. For an episode that was all about this poop poop in the drain and this this this guy flouncing around the boat for it to end on this very somber and sobering note was totally unexpected but yeah very sad.
Yeah. Yeah. Poor Kathy. Poor Kathy. God. God. They're like, "Merry Christmas, everyone." Like, "Okay, everyone. It's Christmas is just a few days away. Time to have a very merry below deck episode. Someone fills the drain with poop and someone dies.
Yeah. Okay. Bravo. Hug your loved ones. Around the Christmas tree. Wow. Well, thanks Robs. Um well, this has been a great year for us here at Watch What Crains. We've had an amazing time with you guys talking to you, getting to meet so many of you during the year. Thanks so much for being here with us and supporting us and letting us do this for a living because I don't think I could have asked for anything more fun than sitting here and talking to Ben every day and laughing with you guys.
I can't believe we're I can't believe we're ending our year talking about defecation and that's it.
But like honestly, we end with a big [ __ ] show. It is truly a [ __ ] show. I was just looking at um I was going through pictures last night from the year cuz I was like going to write something about on my substack about food and I was like, "Oh yeah, like our tour was this year." And we we saw a bunch of you guys earlier this year and really thank you for coming out to our shows and seeing us and it really was this was I think a banner year for us if I really have to say so. Like this I would say this is probably the best year that we've ever had as a podcast. I think
it's been so much fun. And when is our birthday? January. January. We turned 14 on I have it written down.
Isn't it like I thought it was the end of December. So it's No, it's in it's in Jan I think it's like January where is it? So we're about to turn January 25th. I have in January I have two things written down. Shade's birthday January 16th and Karpen's anniversary January 25th.
Um so there you go. So we're about to 14 and we're switching networks. We're next time you hear us uh well we'll have episode we're not going to stop putting out episodes but next time we're back liveish with you is going to be uh we're going to be at a new network. We will be back with a cast. So we're leaving Wry. So thanks to Wry and everybody over there who's given us such a great time. We've had a really good time with
they were wonderful to us. Wonderful. And um we're also extremely excited to be back with Acast who we were with a while back. So, um, yeah, [clears throat]
I don't know why I'm telling you guys all that. You probably don't really even care about
what I was trying to say though before was just that like, you know, the year began with the crappies and it was that was like the best crappies we ever had. Like that was absolutely insane that that that show. We were on Watch What Happens Live and that was just like in January and it just felt like it just kept on going up from there. So starting that way and then we had our whole tour and then we had Bravo Con and then now we have this Poop in a Pipe episode. It really was like it actually really was an amazing it was really an amazing year of growth for us and and getting to see everyone and uh like really thanks for everyone who's like I can't believe that
that like like approaching 14 years that like this is where the podcast is at. It's really amazing.
Yeah. Well, we're lucky. We appreciate you guys and we love you guys. Have an amazing new year. We'll talk to you next time. Bye everyone.
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Who speaks in "#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper"?
Ben (Guest), Robs (Host), Gail (Guest), Nathan (Guest), Joe (Guest), Kizzy (Guest), Ky (Guest), V (Guest).
What is "#3131 Below Deck Med S10E13 Part Two: Party Pooper" about?
In this recap of "Below Deck Mediterranean" Season 10, Episode 13, Nathan and Gail navigate their complicated romantic history aboard the yacht, featuring confessions of love intertwined with comedic exchanges. Their dynamic reflects past heartbreaks and misunderstandings, showcasing the blend of romance and tension typical of yacht life.
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The episode runs 41 min; the transcript is about 8,357 words in 134 timestamped sections.
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