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#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight", an episode of Watch What Crappens published February 3, 2026 (1 h 20 min, about 15,533 words). It mentions 27 people, works and ideas, including Below Deck Med, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Kum, Captain Sandy, Bravo.

What this episode is about

The discussion centers around the season finale of Below Deck Mediterranean, where the hosts reflect on the show's entertainment value as a distraction from troubling current events. They express concern over social issues, particularly related to violence and immigration, while acknowledging the importance of providing a light-hearted escape amidst disturbing world news.

Key takeaways

  • In times of turmoil, trashy reality TV becomes our collective therapy—laugh, even when the world is on fire.
  • Bravo stars are unexpected allies; even Southern Charm celebs are jumping into activism—who knew?
  • Bold mockery remains our sharpest tool against a 'brutal world'—humor can outlast the most shocking headlines.
  • Reality show absurdities are our escape hatch; 'yachts and gossip' help us cope with grim news cycles.
  • Donating might feel powerless, but every little bit counts—we've got to wield compassion amidst chaos.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Below Deck Med, Bravo, Real Housewives, Ice King
  2. – 20:00: Captain Sandy, Masters of the Universe
  3. – 30:00: Barcelona
  4. – 40:00: Barcelona
  5. – 50:00: Captain Sandy, BB King, BB New Earth
  6. – 1:00:00: Captain Sandy, Barcelona, King of Queens
  7. – 1:10:00: BHC Tommy, King of Queens
  8. – 1:19:41: Captain Sandy, Below Deck, Below Deck Med, Real Housewives

Notable quotes from "#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight"

  • Not much. today we are talking about the Below Deck Med season finale.
    about Below Deck Med · at
  • Okay. We are professional examiners of gaslighting. We watch the Real Housewives, so we know when it's happening, okay? And don't do it. Don't do it to us cuz we have eyes and ears.
    about Real Housewives · at
  • Obviously, Andy Cohen took a big stand last night on Watch Live. I saw Molly and Whitner from Southern Charm protesting at, going out there and protesting. like I was not.
    about Andy Cohen · at
  • Sorts of stuff and they are all loving it. And Nathan gets a text from Gail and she's So, we'll be heading back to Barcelona tomorrow morning. And he's Yes. So, then he's Yes. So, Yes. I can't believe it. This is more.
    about Barcelona · at
  • The work on the boat. Get out here, Fred Flintstone, Barney Flintstone, and the guy from King of Queens.
    about King of Queens · at
  • Oh my gosh, she's here. Okay. Oh, so she goes outside and they hug and it's nice and she goes, Being recently married, it's hard to be away from your person and we're gone for…
    about Captain Sandy · at
  • Need to do it again. See, I swed all this destruction just so I could kiss him once, but keep my options open for Tommy after the season. Now I'm dunzo.
    about BHC Tommy · at
  • It's done. But don't worry, if you want more below deck, it resumes next week with Down Under. So, the much hyped season of Down Under, which has Daisy and Ben and Jaw and The Real Housewives House of Salt Lake City. That'll be.
    about Down Under · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Ben Mandelker — Person · Host · 1 mention · first at
    Co-host of the podcast; leads the recap and commentary on the Below Deck Med finale and broader Bravo news.
    Not much. today we are talking about the Below Deck Med season finale.
  • Ronnie Kum — Person · Co-host · 1 mention · first at
    Co-host who banters with Ben, adds comedic riffs, and participates in the recap and social commentary.
    A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Kum. How's it going, Ronnie?
  • Captain Sandy — Person · Referenced TV personality (Below Deck Med captain) · 9 mentions · first at
    Central figure in the episode recap; discussed in relation to crew performance, tip meeting, and her spouse arriving.
  • Andy Cohen — Person · Referenced Bravo executive/host · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as a Bravo celebrity who “took a stand” on TV; used to contrast with other Bravo personalities’ politics.
  • BHC Tommy — Person · Referenced off-screen romantic interest (Kizzy) · 2 mentions · first at
    Used as a punchline/plot point: Kizzy frames her hookup with Joe as closure before returning to “Tommy.”
  • Alex Jeffrey Prey — Person · Referenced victim in news commentary · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned during the hosts’ opening discussion about real-world events and violence; part of a list of people said to have been murdered.
    What's happening out there. I'm horrified honestly by everything that's happening with ICE. Horrified by the murder of Alex Prey and Renee Good, Keith Porter and the six other…
  • Keith Porter — Person · Referenced victim in news commentary · 1 mention · first at
    Included in the same list of alleged murder victims; part of the hosts’ political/news commentary before the recap.
    Horrified honestly by everything that's happening with ICE. Horrified by the murder of Alex Prey and Renee Good, Keith Porter and the six other people who had been murdered. I think this agency is absolutely control.
  • Renee Mlin Good — Person · Referenced victim in news commentary · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned alongside other names in the hosts’ discussion of alleged murders connected to ICE; provides gravity to the opening segment.
    Happening with ICE. Horrified by the murder of Alex Prey and Renee Good, Keith Porter and the six other people who had been murdered. I think this agency is absolutely control.
  • Daisy — Person · Referenced person · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as part of the upcoming 'Below Deck Down Under' season.
    It's done. But don't worry, if you want more below deck, it resumes next week with Down Under. So, the much hyped season of Down Under, which has Daisy and Ben and Jaw and The…
  • Gretchen — Person · Referenced Bravo celebrity (RHOC) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned alongside Vicki as part of RHOC return chatter and as an example of potentially problematic Bravo figures.
    As we get ready for Vicki, as we get ready for Vicki to return to Orange County and Gretchen and these kinds of people, Vicki who just posted some pro ice [ __ ] the other day.
  • BB King — Person · Referenced musician · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a joke during the tip-meeting riff (“listening to BB King”); not central to the recap.
    Tip meeting. Wow. Final charter of the season. I got to tell you, I've got the blues. That's why I've been listening to a lot of BB King. Oh god, BB's coming today. Can't wait.…
  • BB New Earth — Person · Comedic/unclear reference (likely misheard/bit) · 1 mention · first at
    Appears in a comedic riff during Captain Sandy’s tip-meeting speech parody; not a real participant in the episode narrative.
    By the way, guys, just want to let you know that we have a special guest here. Her name is Lilith. Please welcome BB New Earth. Oh god, BB's here.

Companies & orgs

  • Bravo — Company · Network · 2 mentions · first at
    Network that airs 'Below Deck Med' and other shows discussed in the podcast.
    Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Kum. How's it going, Ronnie?

Concepts & topics

  • Ice King — Concept · Referenced topic · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of current events and political discussion.
    Like it's just it's it's despicable what's happening out there. I'm horrified honestly by everything that's happening with ICE. Horrified by the murder of Alex Prey and Renee…

Places & events

  • Barcelona — Place · Setting · 5 mentions · first at
    Location where part of the 'Below Deck Med' season finale is set.
  • LA — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of current events and political discussion.
    Sickening side effect of all this is that we that not only is this agency out of control, they've been here in LA, they've been to many people's cities, and we're seeing…
  • COVID-19 pandemic — Event · Referenced event · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in passing during the discussion.
    We got a lot of people who were who thanked us over the weekend like thank you so much for distracting me during these crazy times. And that's what we are really trying to do…
  • Minnesota — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of current events and political discussion.
    Isn't that crazy? I have a friend in Minnesota. Her nephew It's crazy that we're all just kind of standing around. I don't even know what to do at this point about it.
  • Rhode Island — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a discussion about regional terms for tomato sauce.
    So Frank's We call it gravy on Rhode Island. And someone else goes, Sauce. Gravy sauce.

Media & podcasts

  • Below Deck Med — Media · Main topic · 3 mentions · first at
    Primary focus of the podcast episode discussing the season finale.
  • Below Deck — Media · Main topic · 4 mentions · first at
    Main franchise that 'Below Deck Med' is a part of.
    Not much. today we are talking about the Below Deck Med season finale.
  • Real Housewives — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as another show on Bravo that the hosts discuss.
  • Southern Charm — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as another show on Bravo that the hosts discuss.
    Obviously, Andy Cohen took a big stand last night on Watch Live. I saw Molly and Whitner from Southern Charm protesting at, going out there and protesting. like I was not…
  • Down Under — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the next 'Below Deck' series to air.
  • King of Queens — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in passing during the discussion.
  • Masters of the Universe — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing during the discussion.
    Oh, yeah. You see the new trailer for Masters of the Universe. Wow. Talk about a fashion vision board. Okay. I can't wait to see you. You leave today. I'll see you very soon, B.

Sponsors

  • Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a platform where listeners can support the podcast.
    Videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys.

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Crains. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys.

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Kum. How's it going, Ronnie?

Well, hello. Good. What's going on with you? Not much. Um, today we are talking about the Below Deck Med season finale. Um, you know, it's been crazy.

Yeah, I know. Like thank thank goodness to be able to to watch that stupid show these days because the news is horrific. We got a lot of uh people who were who thanked us over the weekend like thank you so much for distracting me during these crazy times. And that's what we are really trying to do is provide a haven for distractions. But sometimes the truth is we just like you can only tune out the outside world so much and like it's just it's it's despicable what's happening out there. I'm horrified honestly by everything that's happening with ICE. Horrified by the murder of Alex Prey and Renee Good, Keith Porter and the six other people who had been murdered. I think this this this agency is absolutely control.

Jesus Christ. Isn't that crazy? I have a friend in Minnesota. Her nephew It's crazy that we're all just kind of standing around. I mean, I don't even know what to do at this point about it. It's like raise money.

Well, I donated complain. Yeah. I mean, I'm donating, too. But it's like, what do you [ __ ] do? It's like, you donate your money. Like, what what do you do? I mean, one of them was up there yesterday. One of the military ICE people was giving a speech yesterday like, you speak out against this and you say stuff against this and we I think we've seen the consequences of that. Yeah. You're [ __ ] murdering people. Like,

yeah. Well, what are you even supposed to do? You know, don't and Yeah. And don't gaslight us. Okay. We we are professional examiners of gaslighting. We watch the Real Housewives, so we know when it's happening, okay? And don't do it. Don't do it to us cuz we have eyes and ears. And that's like one thing that's just absolutely, you know, a really like sickening side effect of all this is that we that not only is this agency out of control, they've been here in LA, they've been to many people's cities, and we're seeing firsthand people that we know who are kind of are living in terror. But on top of that, then they're going to gaslight us and be like, you know, this guy with his camera was was trying to come out and massacre these these agents. No. No. So, we are like, [ __ ] this.

It's another [ __ ] show out there right now. It's another [ __ ] show, but that's why

because we want to provide at the same time, we want to provide distraction from it. We know you can't put your head in the sand and ignore what's going on in the in the outside world, but you can also have some sanity in the sense of like we deserve some sanity. We deserve to be able to laugh and have a moment where we can before we go back to the headlines. So that's what we're trying our best to do over here.

Yeah, that's what we do. I mean, we've been here for 14 years. There's a lot that's gone down in this 14 years. I mean, especially the last decade. It's been [ __ ] crazy out here. And just because we're not on here every day screaming our heads off about it, doesn't mean that we don't care and that we don't live in the same country as you do.

So, just try and remember that. You know, be kind to each other even when the [ __ ] are at your door. You know, just remember that we have each other and count on each other because that's all you can really do.

Yeah, exactly. And it's been really cool. By the way, it's been really interesting seeing the various Bravo celebrities who have taken stands. Obviously, Andy Cohen took a took a big stand last night on Watch Live. Um, I saw Molly and Whitner from Southern Charm protesting at, you know, going out there and protesting. Um, like I was not expecting that. I because you never know with Southern Charm, you never know where anyone stands, right?

With Bravo in general, you never know where anybody Bravo in general. I mean, my god,

I'm waiting for Ramona to drop just a super problematic video, right? As we get ready for Vicki, as we get ready for Vicki to return to Orange County and Gretchen and these kinds of people, you know, Vicki who just posted some pro ice [ __ ] the other day. It's like, you know, what is, you know, what's the line? And what's the line where you're like, well, I'm done with this, you know. Um, but being done with it doesn't really help anything because we're living in the world with these people, you know. So, I say, you know, my my only thing that I've ever had, my defense weapon, my defense has always been to mock you and um to laugh at you.

So, exactly. That's what I will continue to do because that's really the only tools I was given in this area. So, those are the tools I'm going to use, you know, and we need to all use the tools that we have. So, yes, that is 100% correct. Mockery is mockery is mockery is what I'm going to lean on. But also I donated and that made me feel that made me feel good. But it's a it's it's a brutal world out there. So uh but over in the Mediterranean, guess what?

There's a yacht. You know, in a world people on a yacht today. In a world that's burning down around our [ __ ] heads, at least there are people like Joe who's just walking on a beach carrying a chair and saying things like, "Kissy's [ __ ] naughty, mate. I just want to smell her vagina."

You know, dare to dream. Dare to dream. Hope hopefully he can get that he's able to get that Glade plugin going. Fill his nostrils.

That glade plugin. the goop plugin. Plug her in. Plug her in. Yeah. So, we start off where uh we start off with a season uh of craziness, you know, like a this this season below a deck. And then we end up on the beach where they're cleaning up the beach picnic. And Nathan's like, "Ah, you need to leave Kizzy alone, mate." And Joe's like, "Oh, I want to smell her vagina. Uh I'm just at a level where I feel like I can make bad decisions." Yeah. you have one day to get your dick wet and uh you're going to try and do that on your last day. And Nathan's like, "You need to chill with the flirting with Kizzy."

I've always been able to chat [ __ ] with Nathan and have a bit of a laugh, but now I don't know what's changed. I'm like, cuz now he's the boss and he realizes how incompetent you are and also how irresponsible you are with other members of his team. That's what's changed. Uh, so Nathan,

well, also Nathan, Nathan, it was all good with Nathan when he was doing the same thing two weeks ago, but um now Nathan has a girlfriend that he's trying to impress and win back and so he's going to stand up a little bit more to you.

I mean, let's face it, Nathan's not suddenly like this great person, okay? I'm not I'm not buying any of this. Well, again, and also his his antics outside of the show have really soured me on him, which is too bad because on the show I do like him quite a bit. And I really really loved how he just kind of like put Joe in his place um you know, late at night in their room and I was like, "Oh, that is like I love this." I was like, "Too bad I know that he's a [ __ ] in real life. Damn it. Damn it." Um, so Nathan's like, "Having that person who's like the party playboy on the last two years, Joe did bring it out that bring out that side of me that's a bit boisterous and I'm not proud of." I'm like, "He didn't bring it out in you. You brought it out in you. I have to say I will I will you can't blame everything on Joe as much as he is a shithead." But yeah, it's immature.

It's just time to move on to a different chapter. So V comes to pick him up on the tender and um on the boat. Jennifer the primary is like, "Hey Asia, come. Is your name Alicia? Come over here. Lie with me on the lounger. Come on, lie down." You know what, guys? Let's have a discussion. What do you call tomato sauce? Gravy or sauce?

Yeah. This is the existential question of our time. Finally, Jennifer is here. Yeah,

it's in the name. Jennifer. You just called it tomato sauce. Hell. Has anybody ever ordered a tomato gravy? No. No one orders tomato gravy.

It's called sauce. sauce. You guys sauce or gravy? Gravy or sauce? Sauce. So Frank's like, "We call it gravy on Rhode Island." And and someone else goes, "Sauce." Gravy sauce.

Thank you. Gravy is brown. When I think of gravy, I think of brown things. Yeah. So, what do you call marinara sauce then? Uh,

I call it marinara sauce. What am I, a [ __ ] idiot, Frank? What do you uh You literally just said, "What do you call marinara sauce?"

Marinara sauce. That's what it is. Sauce, Frank. I don't call gravy. Okay, this Sorry, Asia. This is a fight between Italians.

So, Asia's like, "These guys are fun. They're like 75% scary and we did not get off to a good start." And we see um images of that one crazy girl being like, "Where's my king crab and my truffles? You know what? You're the captain, so why why do we care about wind if we've got a captain? Am I right?

How am I supposed to be on a luxury yacht without Clams Clam's casino? I know, but by the end of it, they'll be yelling, "Isn't this fantastic for it?"

Now we get my favorite, a call from Leah. Morning, baby. Good morning, baby. I'm coming to see you. You're so cute, baby. I can't wait to be with you, baby. Please tell me you've got the beman hair and the capri pants, baby.

Oh, yeah. You see the new trailer for Masters of the Universe. Wow. Talk about a fashion vision board. Okay. I can't wait to see you. You leave today. I'll see you very soon, B.

Bye, baby. Little bear says, "Hi, baby." I so people are working stuff and an um Anelise is harassing Kathy about crab legs. She's like, "Did he get king crab legs? Did he get king crab legs? Did he get king crab legs? For [ __ ] sake." Kathy is I think Kathy's just like sitting at a table. She's just I feel like Kathy is at her wit's end, but she's too British to be able to show it. But she's just sitting there and she goes, "I'm going to let the chef surprise you on that front." She's like, "I don't know. I don't give a [ __ ] I'm dealing with bigger things than your [ __ ] king crab legs, so get out of my face. But since she's British, it's like, have a great day.

She just she's got that British thing where she's like, I hate you either way. Like either way, whether or not he gets crab legs for you, I hate you and I wish you were dead, you know? But cheer cheerio. Uh, so Kizzy is still in the hospital, I guess, over her [ __ ] karma toe, and she sends Joe a picture while he's vaping in his bunk, and she's like, "Is this a sexy toe or what?" And he's like, "Would you like me to kiss it and make it better?" And then uh Nathan goes up to Max and Max is being quiet and by the way, I'm I just moved on because I'm like I just can't even think about Joe kissing his toe and flirtatious and the boner. I'm just not going there. I'm just not doing it.

I'm actually impressed because I felt I feel like in real life like if they weren't on a TV show, Joe would have dumped her the second she broke something, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. But uh he still needs to he needs to She's damaged. She's damaged goods.

So, I'm not I'm not ready for this. I've never done this. I've never dated someone with a broken toe. I don't know if I can do it. So then Max is saying um he's like coming into this season I had to plan to be lead hand and then one day I really want to be bosan to like show like how I evolve you know but like lead hand didn't work because of my anime Nathan so how can I give my best when this guy not appreciate you know your best wasn't even good it wasn't good like you're off on you're off letting guests drive tenders and putting guests at risks by like dragging them too fast on the thing and bouncing them off, then you go to bed early. Why would you think that you would be led that kind, sir? Why?

And he's doing the old the oldfashioned, well, I'm not putting out a good performance because my boss didn't inspire me, right? Like, how can I go? I don't appreciate.

I need to be inspired to do my job. Your pace should be the inspiration. Yeah. My job to inspire you. Get to work, lame ass. So, Captain Sandy goes to check on Josh, um, who's stressing because plates, plates, plates. Why would they do this to me? Plates. I wasn't raised for that. And she's like, "Hey there. How you doing? What are you doing for dinner tonight?" He's like, "Well, Skyla with dry ice. That's that's going to be plated. Don't worry. It'll be on the plate." So, wait, you're going to you're going to get dry ice? Well, that's good.

I don't want wet ice. Don't make it wet ice. That's one thing I demand on this boat. We will not have wet. I know it's going to be dry. So, is that like the fog? Is it smoking? Am I supposed to see in that? You know what? This would be a nice family style meal, I think. Damn it. Now, when you said that the scallops and the dry ice are going to be plated, are those multiple plates? No, just one plate that would be passed around. Okay, see, you almost got me there. Separate plates for each scallop. Josh, you can do it. Come on. Different plates.

You know, I was thinking maybe we could do something a little creative tonight. If you're using ice, you know, maybe you could put it on a plate and then we can get Joe down here and he could [ __ ] Ice. How about that? Be fun.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love that. I love that. So, the guests want to eat at 10. They're like, "Eat at 10:00 p.m. EAT AT 10 P.M. SAUCE OR GRAVY. DISCUSS."

Sauce is neither a sauce nor a gravy. Discuss. Um, so Asia's in the gallery with Kathy and um and they're just seeing what what Ky has um said like because because Ky's texting or whatever and so Asia Ky basically said basically I squeezed my toe whilst I screamed at him multiple times. It's basically text messages about her experience getting an X-ray which is about as exper as exciting as one could imagine. And then um uh Nathan decides even though he can't stand Joe and Ky flirting, he's like, "All right, you go pick up Kizzy with a with a tender from the from the from the shore." So doesn't seem smart because he's trying to like lower these two.

Although part of me thinks you guys, you know what, just make out now on the tender while no one can see you and then you get out of your system and then you get onto the boat.

No, because that's not what they want to do. Like the whole thrill to them is pissing the other people off because they're both, you know, like Kizzy like getting onto the camera when they were secretly kissing on purpose and then

doing all this stuff in front of V on purpose. Like that's part of the thrill, you know? So they could have gone on the tender and they could have just [ __ ] there and been done with it and been fine. Everything would have been fine, but that's not the thrill, you know? The thrill is being [ __ ]

Also, I have to just This is just more proof that Ky is a monster and a horrible human being. So when she was texting all this stuff, she basically what she said was, "Guys, I have to be in crutches and a boot." That's all she said. But she's one of those people who text you one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 lines to say that.

It's a lot. I hate that. I hate when people are like, "So, how you doing?" Bloop the next thing. Bloop the next thing. Bloop. Hi, love. Bloop the next thing. Bloop the next. Do you think I don't have a [ __ ] life? I'm ignoring your texts on purpose. I'm trying to watch something on YouTube and your texts keep popping up because you're a [ __ ] monster who can't stop sucking my time. Kizzy. Well, this takes us back to the classic debate between Bethany Franklin and Carol Radzwell

of one big block of text versus many individual texts because I think that they fought about that in the reunion when Carol had her um Tootsie glasses on. And I think the issue was that Bethany would send

her to Tootsie glasses. I remember that. Wasn't she wearing like a turtleneck ball gown at that one, too?

Yeah, she was she was actually just like wearing something [ __ ] crazy. Yeah, she was

and and uh I seem to remember there was some issue because it was like Bethany was either wrote too many text messages or it was a wall of text. I don't remember what it was, but I just remember debating this. I regrettably do fall a little bit more into the multiple texts at once camp because a lot of times I have a thought and then I text and then I have a follow-up thought, but I try to like add BTW to acknowledge that this isn't an this is a

you are a BTW person. Yeah. Like a oh here's another thought like that. I think that BTW implies if I had thought about this in time I would have included it in the first text. But also like a wall of text is annoying too when you get like something that looks too big. So it is nice to to break it up but then you get too many not notifications. There just no easy solve on this one unfortunately.

Well I understand but Ben this is 11 texts. It's 11. And let me read them multiple times. One text. Looked at the X-ray. One text. Refused to show us one text. And just said one text. Regardless of what it is you need a boot and crutches. One text. I was like cool. Okay. I can see the X-ray. One text. He was like, "Do you need the crutches?" One text. Right. One text. Thanks, love. One text. It was so rude. Like, [ __ ] off, bro.

Wait, wait. Is it possible? I hate to be in Ky's defense. Is it possible that Asa was responding to these, but the production only put up Ky's responses? Because why is she saying right? And why is she saying thanks? I don't know. I mean, she's not E Cummings. She's not. Did I just did I just excoriate Kizzy because I'm reading text wrong?

Whatever. Give it to her. Let her have it. Who cares? She's gone. She's out of her lives.

No, cuz like I'm more mad at her now about the text than anything she's done all season. And I don't think that's fair cuz I probably just read them wrong. And you know, like two weeks ago I like let Max have it and Max wasn't even the one throwing chicken nuggets and I knew it. Like I think I'm I think I'm misplacing some of my anger

at this point. I have to say I was not looking at the screen at this moment. So I don't I can't say one way or another. It's like I looked down at my phone at my own text messages and then when I looked up like I heard Asia say, "Oh, she needs a beat." And that's all I heard. That's all that seemed that mattered. But I I missed the visuals of this. So I

But I kind of do that too whenever I'm watching when I'm watching TV and someone like checks a text. I check I check my text, too. like, "Well, maybe I have to." It's like, "I'm competing with the people on TV." I'm like, "Well, well, maybe I got a text, too. So, you're not the only one that has a, you know, in real life when someone checks their phone and then everyone pulls out their phone to check their phone."

Yeah. It's like it's like coughing. Um, but either way, Nathan um Nathan sends Joe to pick up to collect Kizzy and then Joe on the radio goes, "I can't wait." Which of course everyone can hear. So, V is like, "Oh, wow. Real mature. This guy's a real piece of work." So then um uh the guests want to eat at 10:00 and Josh is like 1000 p.m. I mean hello sir, you're in Europe. You're in Barcelona. Okay, everyone should have had a nice siesta at this point. So um then I love this. The women are sitting around in the in the hot tub and the mom I think this is the mom, Jennifer. She's like, "All right, you know what? You can't just go inject yourselves. Okay, you got to be an artist to do it." Okay, case in point.

Look at your lips, sweetie. We got to get those fixed. Got to get them fixed. They look like crab legs, ironically.

Yeah. I love I love the honesty. Yeah, we got to pick those. Sweet. Those look terrible. But they your all of your lips look terrible. You all look crazy. Okay. It's like one one one terrible telling another terrible, you know, like don't throw

don't throw M&M's in a candy house. This woman, Jennifer, I find her voice to be very comforting, which is not what you'd expect because she does admittedly sound like a buzzard at times. She's like exhaust. But I I think it's just like being from New York, you just hear this you hear this accent and this kind of like cadence to the to the to the pattern in way like I had never realized how much it seeped into my into my consciousness until I came out here because it's not like you know if you come back to New York with me and hang out with my friends or my family we're not all sitting there like oh my god what's going on? Is it called sauce or is it called gravy? We don't sit around talking like that, but you just it is around. You hear it so much that when I hear these women talking and the way that they, you know, talk back and forth. Why? You can't you can't inject yourself. What are you talking about?

Getting injected. You need an artist to do that. Speaking of which, you got to fix your lips. You look terrible, but you look beautiful afterwards. It's like I just love the way she's saying it.

Yeah. Well, don't throw flames when you live in a wax house. That's what I'll say to that lady. Yeah.

So, now we see shots of people uh working again. And it's disco party night. Okay. Um I don't think we want to take these people back to a time where the mob was actually in power.

Yeah. Don't give them the power. Especially they are. There was just a giant mob last month.

Two months. Really? I think remember that uh um I feel like we talked about it. You know, there's this giant gamblings thing that happened in New York City that involved several uh professional athletes like Chanty Bilips, who's a coach, I think in Detroit and for the NBA. And basically, the mob was setting up private poker games. This it's actually incredibly fascinating. They set a private poker games, like high roller things, whatever, where people were wealthy, would come in to gamble, and these were illegal poker games, and they' be gambling a huge amount of stuff, and they would use people like Chanty Bilips and others to lure in people to these high stakes games. But what people didn't realize was that the mob was cheating and they had like cameras and the card shufflers and this and that.

and like it's actually an incredibly high techch oceans 11 kind of thing and it was a massive massive sting and the FBI cracked down and it was a huge huge organized crime situation. So uh just another thing that's more interesting than Kizzy just you know [clears throat]

Well good for them making it making it work in changing times rapidly changing times.

I know keeping up with tech mob tech. Yeah, I like it because Yeah, because you never thought the mob would be like so technical, you know, so good at stuff like that.

It is kind of funny. You don't think of like Tony, you know, Tony Soprano or Christopher Soprano or anyone in the Sopranos being able like to sit down and hear a pitch from a tech person be like, "This is what we got to do. We got to insert this code into the card counter and it's going to let you know what cards in which people's hands, you know." But, uh,

all right guys, I got a new plan for the future of this family. We'll learn in DOSs. That's it. We're learning DOSs.

Okay. We're going back to basics. Okay. What's your plan? No, we're going to use the basic computer language. Basic like in 321 contact magazine. Okay. Hypercard. It's the future, everyone. All right. We'll find each other on MySpace. All right. Make up a fake name on MySpace. We'll send each other codes.

Things. Yeah. Yeah, look, I don't even want to hear it from you unless it's in HTML. You got it. All right, I'm getting concerned. PS, it's not [ __ ] called gravy and the next person that says that's being thrown off. All right, [clears throat] so it's disco party night and um Max is still pretending that he knows how to meditate.

Yeah, he's in his room saying woosaw a lot. Um, and meanwhile, Nate Nathan is facetiming with Gail and uh he's like, "What's Manorca like?" And she's like, "Well, I had some ice cream and then we went off on a hike and a swim."

Okay. So, what are you doing tonight? I think we're just going to take it easy.

Taking it easy from all that hiking and swimming and ice cream having. So then Nathan's like, "That's right." A fact.

Well, yeah. I guess the hiking part is I guess the swimming part is too. I don't know. Means a lot.

I need a nap after a nap. I'm exhausted after I take a nap. I can only imagine how people who hike feel, especially after ice cream. I need a nap. So, Nathan's like, the the fact that she didn't jump on that plane and go straight home shows me that she doesn't want to call it quits. And now I'm sitting here daydreaming about moving forward and having a beautiful life together. And could you imagine me walking her down the aisle? I'm crying me eyes out. I'm crying me eyes out, man. For [ __ ] sake. Okay, settle down. Settle down.

I know you're in love, but you're also bored. So, let's just get back to reality, sir. So, they hang up and uh Joe and Ky reunite and she's like, "I'm back, baby." Girl, you've been gone off of the show for like 23 minutes of air time. I mean, this between last episode and this, she's acting like she's been gone for three years. You like went to the doctor, were gone for an hour, and came back. So she's like, "The doctors did tell me when I was in the hospital, he said someone needs to give me a kiss on the lips or my time. That's my prescription is a kiss on the lips."

The problem is kissing you on the lips. Then they need a prescription. You see, it's just a it's a vicious cycle. So um now they're flirting on the boat and he's like, "I'm going as slow as possible on the boat to get as much time as I can with Ka." And u they go back to the ship and um let's see. She face plants right onto Joe and V's like because she like falls out. She can't she doesn't make the transition from tender to ship very smoothly. And V be V's annoyed but she's just trying not to show it too much cuz she doesn't want to give them hoes the satisfaction. Her words. Uh she goes but I think I might lose it eventually. So now people are getting ready. But also, V, like I I get that V's hurt and these people are extremely obnoxious, but you you dated that man for 5 minutes, too. Like,

all of you, I think I'm frustrated at the end and I'm just like, you stop it, too. Like, I can't. What's even worse than Joe is somebody being affected by Joe, you know? Joe's like the CRO. Like, you know, it's gonna Well, I guess you would be affected by the Croo.

I don't know why. Typhoid, Joe. Joe is like consumption. Joe is like the malaria I got on an expedition into the jungle.

I don't know where I am today. Joe is like I'm breaking down today, Ben. What can I tell you? But yeah, Joe's just

Joe's [gasps] never mind. It doesn't matter. But what what hurts more than than watching Joe is that watching that Joe can still affect people. You know, Joe's a disgusting human. We all know Joe's disgusting. Anybody who's watched his show knows Joe is a disappointment and he's gross. So, stop being so affected by Joe's, you know.

But I am actually okay with her being affected by Joe. I do want her to move on. Um, but I also feel like it's only been like it's it's also been like five days and they're stuck in the same place together and she has to see these two idiots every single day and she's also quite frankly mourning still. And on top of that, I'm glad that she's annoyed because I like that Joe doesn't get to be let off easily. That's his whole thing. His whole thing, you know, was that he came crying to her like, I did something bad and I don't deserve you.

And she's like, it's okay. It's cool. And then he was like, oh my god, it's great. I got I love Victoria. And then the moment she's like, "Actually, it is [ __ ] up." Then he starts spinning a narrative that she is a demon because he's just not comfortable with people not liking him. And that's that is what's happened now with Whit Nathan. It's happened with her. So, I like that she's actively not liking him because he can't deal with it. That's and that's how people like him are.

I don't think it affects him at all. That's what's bugging me. It's like it doesn't affect him. He's just going to go make out with Kizzy and like have his fun with Kizzy and you're the one who's like sitting there miserable. I mean, I think you should, I don't know, get some revenge. The thing about being stuck on a boat is you can't even get some revenge booty cuz like what are your options? The clown in the kitchen crying about plates. Like that's all she's got left. So, like what's she going to do? So, most of it, it's not like I'm annoyed with her. I would just like to see her um not be affected by a loser.

You're too good for that. Yeah. Are you gravy a sauce when it comes down to it? Are you gonna be gravy or are you gonna be a sauce?

Hey, what do you call marinara sauce? Trick question. It's called marinara sauce. So, um Josh is telling us that this last dinner means everything, but the guests have been a tough one. So, he's going to just do some nice dishes and he tries to say he tries to do an American accent. He tries to he tries to say get out of here, but instead he goes get out of here. And then the producers just stare at him like was that something? because that was my New York accent.

Well, you didn't do it with a guitar in your hand. So, for that, we thank you. So, now Josh is telling Asa that he's got some truffles for Anelise.

By the way, someone truffles. Someone pointed out in the comments that Joe that he's served truffles this season. So, he's like they're out of season, but he's already served them. So, that didn't really work. But then they also suggested that maybe Max ate them all because, you know, Max is always eating. There was that scene.

Those were the last truffles in Europe on that boat. But he basically got some some some shitty ones and he's going to say that he got them imported from Australia overnight because these people are idiots. And um you know, and she'll be happy. And of course, she does wind up being happy. Um and then we see uh Ky and she's she's hobbling around and Ky's like, "I don't like crutches. I find them very difficult to use." Gosh, I can't imagine all the people who are like, "You know what? I love crutches. Give me some crutches. I just want to go use some crutches every single day."

Yeah. And she's um she's telling this to V. And V is like, "Well, at least you're protected. That's really important. You know, we just want you to be healthy, Kizzy." And Joe's like, "Yeah, I know where the mayonnaise is, huh?" And Ky goes, "In me, bummy." And he goes, "Yeah, that's probably going to be the best food I ever eat." Oh god, just both of you just shut up.

God, just go away. Sink the boat. Meanwhile, up at up at the table, Jennifer goes, "The higher the hair, the closer to God." Which is funny cuz her hair is not high at all. It's just down. It's just like it's like flat and hanging down to her knees. Closer to God. And then um everyone is just like we see their rooms. Their rooms are like just like closed everywhere. It's a disaster. Yeah. So, uh, Anelise is like, "Well, Josh better not disappoint with dinner tonight. I'll tell you that much." And, uh, Jennifer's like, "Oh my god, everyone's breast looks so good. I just want a motorboat, yo."

And Josh serves us scallop ceviche with some uh, king crab and truffle. So, Analise is like, "Oh my god, for me. Oh my god." I'm like, "This is so nice."

So, have you ever had scallop cevichi? Uh, yes. Is it like boogers? Tell me the truth.

Um, you know, okay, we're some truthtelling now. Uh, I don't think it's like boogers, but you know, there's some people who feel like sushi just in general tastes like boogers. I know ceviche is not sushi, but like raw fish tastes like boogers. I enjoy um I enjoy like a scallop sushi moment. So I am I'm pro I'm pro scallop ceviche.

Okay. I like a cooked scallop, but but uh raw scallop is just so like slimy to me. It's not like normal sushi. It's um it's like a slimy sushi.

Let's just Well, I guess my input didn't really matter. Thanks for asking my opinion that you're not even going to take it to consideration on your

I am taking it into consideration. I'll maybe try it one day. That's why I'm asking you, you know, cuz to me it's just like a it's a bowl of boogers

at the mother. We're going to try some scallop cevichi at the motherload. Really? I don't think so.

That's that's not the place you want to get scallop cevichi. That's not where you want to really ingest anything. But um uh I think I don't know. I I kind of feel like if your scallops ceviche or scallops taste like boogers, then something went wrong. I think that means they was probably over ceviche. I don't know. What am I talking about? I don't know what I'm talking about.

And how do And how do you know what boogers taste like, Ben? Well, that's the real question.

We all know what boogers taste like. We were all children once. I mean, let's not act like we wouldn't you didn't have recess and you have a cold that day and that snot's coming down your nose coming and you know you're on a soccer field and you got no it's got nowhere else to go. Goes right in that mouth.

Oh, you know it's just what kids do. Oh, we all know it. Confessions. So, they get their starter and um it's it's the you know dry ice thing. You know, Captain Sy's like it's me. So, uh, Asa's like, "Oh, he's such a good chef. The guests are loving it. I don't got to knock him over the head and feed him to the fishes. What are we exporting to Europe for our culture?"

So, Josh, that's not the right thing to ask. I know that's a, you know what, a terrible question right now. Um, [clears throat] so Josh is like, um, so this is qu French flavors. Spring cabbage turbot has been raised. Where? There's a robot. Turbot. Robot. Turbot. And then on top of the caviar just for you, Alice. Oh my god. Get me off of me. Like, I can't even. But wasn't she the one complaining that the caviar was on top of the oysters last week?

What didn't she complain about? Let's be honest. So, uh, Ky is sent to bed to rest her foot, and she's like, "No, no, I've been resting. I I'm fine. I'll stay awake." Like, "No, you need your rest." And also, I need a rest from you. You're really obnoxious. I heard the mayonnaise and the [ __ ] thing, and that's just not acceptable. Go to bed. Just go to bed.

Yeah. So, then, of course, Joe carries her. She's like, "My night and shining armor. He can carry me around all night." And he's like, "It's just so hard not to kiss her." It's like, it's really not that hard to not kiss her. So,

but what's the difference? Like, what's the difference between actually kissing her, but then doing everything that you guys are doing now? Like, carrying her around and hugging all over each other and talking about eating mayonnaise out of her ass. Like, how is that much better? Just make out with her. Like, you guys have no respect anyway, so just do what you're going to do. I It's bugging me because they're acting like they win some Puritan award, you know? Like, wow, we really look at us. Look at the restraint. You're showing no restraint, so stop.

Right. Right. So, uh, dinner is still being served. It's after midnight and it's being served and, um, uh, it's lobster and all sorts of stuff and they are all loving it. And Nathan gets a text from Gail and she's like, "So, we'll be heading back to Barcelona tomorrow morning." And he's like, "Yes." So, then um, he's like, "Yes." So, Yes. I can't believe it. This is more exciting than when I found out that my sister has a new fiance is going to get married again. My faith and relationships is restored cuz my sister's going to get married.

That was all was going through his head. Uh be goes and gives Kathy a hug. Um and Kathy saying how this is this week has been the most that she's ever cried and how Max has been the person that's seen her cry the most and

probably also made her cry as well. Let's not let's not forget. And then um she's just saying how he scoops her up and kisses her her and just gives her affection and yada yada yada and how uh but she's like I think Max and I are on the same page. I mean but I can never be so sure. It's been a bit of a roller coaster of a relationship. You know where the highs are we remember I'm the smart one. The lows are we remember he's the stupid one. And then you say okay I guess we'll see where this goes.

[clears throat] So now Nathan is on the phone with Gail again and he's like, "Did you have a fun night?" She's like, "I had a really fun night, actually. Did I tell you about the ice cream?"

Yeah, I did. That's nice. What are you doing tomorrow? More ice cream. Uh, tomorrow? What's going on tomorrow? Oh, we're going out. Are you coming out with us? There'll be ice cream. Am I coming out with you? I need to think about it. Am I ready to be heard again? Am I ready for the Yes, you're ready. You staying in Barcelona for him. though. Stop acting like you're not going to go out. What are you going to do instead? You already ate ice cream.

Will that be Van Luins? I'm not sure about that. Maybe Jenny is Oh, don't know who that is. It's an American brand. It's delicious. So then um V is V's just going through it. She's and she's been going through it. And uh we see in the galley that Kathy is telling Asia that she like, I've got it. I'll handle them tonight, etc. And this is where Jennifer is like, who wants to get motivated? And uh

V basically goes out to the naughty boy and she lies down on it uh and she starts to cry. This of course is the designated place to cry as evidenced by Lisa Barlo and the naughty boy.

Heather Gay comes out. She's like, "I'm just trying to be your friend, but you're a liar and a a story planter."

So Nathan sees this and he goes down. He's like, "What's wrong? Did Did you not get ice cream today? Apparently that's the thing that people are doing. And she's like, "Give me a hug. Come on. What's wrong?" She's like, "It's just like B and Kizzy and Joe and it's all together and it just sucks and I need to have a release at some point." So he's feeling really bad for her cuz he's seeing her crying. He sees that she's like working. She worked hard on his team. She sees what's happened. She knows that she's been screwed over by Joe and that's just shitty and the timing is awful. And um you know it takes him back to being super protective of my sister.

Yeah. And he says that he kicked his dad out of the house when he was 15 and that he had to be the protector for his mom. And so seeing V cry makes him sad. Um so then Joe meanwhile is partying at the disco and uh Jennifer's like, "Hey, who's the girl with the boot? WHO'S THAT? SHE WALKS FUNNY. HUH? Let's trip her.

I like her for you. I like her for you. You should get with her. She's a good girl. Get with her. So Nathan's like, "If you're upsetting girls left, right, and center, then you need to take some accountability. I just want V to know I've got her back." So Nathan just basically is like, "Don't let this affect you." I understand. Of course, I have a sister.

So people start going to bed. Bedtime. Bedtime. Asa is complimenting Josh on his great food. You were amazing. That was a six-inute amazing. I hope that you really understood that. He's like, I got it. Thank you. Please leave. I prefer stars. Can we just go back to rating things with stars? So Joe and Nathan are in their room and Joe's like, "What a season that was. Oh man, I can't wait. I smell her vagina." So then Nathan's like, "Oh, mom." Nathan's like angry and Joe picks up on it and Joe's like, "What are you good?"

It's like, "No, it's just V. She's crying." He's crying? Why is she crying? I thought everything was sweet. I mean, all I did was make out with another girl while she was sick in bed on her boyfriend's anniversary of his death. Like, what's wrong with that? I was like, "Don't be a [ __ ] noob, man. I'm warning you. I'm warning you." And so, he's in the top bunk and he's like leaning out and he's we see him in like night vision like, "I'm warning you." Angry angry monk face. And Joe's like, "Oh, God, look, now the big man's talking, huh?" And he's like, "Yeah, the big man's choking." Because when I see a [ __ ] woman crying on the [ __ ] swim platform, that doesn't sit right with me. Don't act the big man or I'm going to smack the [ __ ] out of you. Everybody knows how you treat women when you don't like them anymore. You ghost them. You ghost them. That's what you're supposed to do.

And Joe, that's right. That's how you operate. And she goes, "Oh, really?" Oh [ __ ] So then Nathan's like, "Do you want to go right now?" I mean, Nathan is angry. He's and he's like in his face basically like I'm not [ __ ] around and she was like come on bro. He's like well then [ __ ] behave yourself will you or I'm going to [ __ ] lose me cool. I'm going to lose I'm this close with you. I'm this close. Behave yourself or shut the [ __ ] up cuz it's gone too far. And he's like okay. And he goes, "Don't pat my [ __ ] arm, you [ __ ] dick. I'm serious. I'm telling you this from the top bunk. It means something." And he's like, Get in your [ __ ] bed and just [ __ ] behave yourself. I will wake up tomorrow fresh.

Nathan is my best friend and at the end of the day, you got monk hair for monk hair and he's supposed to be in my corner. But I disagree with a lot of things he's done, you know. But I've not open my mouth except to show my teeth like I'm doing right now. This is not a brotherly warning. This is an attack. It's an attack on me.

No, it's a brotherly warning. It's not an attack. It's him being like, "I've told you as your boss three different times. Stop doing what you're doing and you're still doing it. So now I'm mad." [ __ ] Joe. Um uh so Joe's like, "Okay, good night. Sorry, bro. Sorry. Good night, bro." So they go to bed. It's awkward. Next morning they wake. Everyone wakes up. Um V goes up to Ky to give her a hug and then she steps on her foot, which I loved. And and he's like, "Oh." I was like, "Good for you, V. Good for you."

He's like, "Whoops." So, uh, Captain Sandy comes down to Josh and he's like, "Oh, wait. Hey, how'd your dinner go last night? Anybody get lost in the fog?" Dry ice. He's like, "Oh, really good." They enjoyed it. Yeah, it was plated. It was plated. I don't know if you heard, but it was plated. It was put on plates. So, well, you know what? that if you were a restaurant, I'd give you a letter grade of B and I'd give you it to you twice because guess who's coming to town today? Me. That's right. Oh god, so exciting. You know, in the beginning for Nathan, it was a rough start. I'm I'm just going to start reflecting on people. It was a rough start for Nathan.

Ah, remember when he knocked the boat into the lamp and it crashed? Oh god, that was hilarious. He's a first time bosan. And uh but now we've got a smooth machine. You know what? I wish we had a smoothie machine though, right? That would actually be quite refreshing in the morning. Look into that.

So, now everybody starts waking up and Joe and Nathan are next to each other on the dock and they're not speaking. And Joe's like, "Well, this is it. Where are we? Where are we in our friendship there?" And Nathan's like, and Joe tells us he's put so much effort into being there for Nathan, but uh Nathan really like never kissed him back as much. And so, I don't want difficulty with Victoria to ruin a relationship with Nathan. And Nathan's view is, you know, when you're friends with someone, they're bad decisions or something that you're willing to look by. But I don't like it and it [ __ ] tests me patience and I don't want to be associated with that.

Really acting the same way. Was Joe really there for Nathan? Did we see that? Did we see Joe abandoning his post mid-season and then Nathan getting yelled at by Captain Sandy for not having someone on the on the dock, the the whatever it is, the dry dock, whatever. Did we see that when Nathan was so excited for Gail to come back that Joe was already trying to undermine it? And and even just as recently as last week when Nathan said that Gail is going to Minorca that Joe was like, "Oh, she's probably going to cheat. She's probably going to cheat." So, has Joe really been there for Nathan? I'm not really sure about that.

Yeah. And then on the other hand, Nathan was fine with Joe when he was like acting like a [ __ ] boy like Joe, but now that he has to clean it up for a girlfriend, he's like, "I won't stand for this." Um, so Joe, uh, and Nathan, not good. It's not going well. Uh, but they dock and it goes okay, except that Nathan is like, "Max, don't hang the line. Don't let the line hang over the deck like that." And he's like, "Yes, you're all male." But he does anyway. And um, now people in the dock are speaking and Max starts imitating their language and Nathan's like, "Stop screwing around. You got to stop that."

And then Max messes up the line because he doesn't wait for V to throw her line first.

Yeah. He like goes over to that side and and Nathan's like, "What you doing, Max?" For some reason, Max decided to go over to V's side and lines are getting tangled. And I'm honestly dumbfounded. I'm dumb. I'm so dumbfounded. I got to lean forward in my chair again cuz everything we've had overcome this season is really the way like is this the how we have to go out? Really? [ __ ] me. Oh,

like you should fight this guy. four charters ago. Truly. Yeah. So, they finished the final docking and Sandy's like, "Wow, good job. BB's coming." Okay. Uh, crew crew. Sandy, Sandy, BB's on her way. BB's on her way. So, um, Nathan now goes to confront Max and he's like, "I don't know what what you didn't understand about the crossover lines." He's like, "Oh, I tried, bro. I just want to do it. I don't know why you're so mad at me.

Did you just throw a chicken nugget at my face?" Well, you think it's funny way to do so. I do too. Do you too?

I talk to you. You talk to chicken nugget. So, Nathan goes, "Listen, we don't do things your way, Max. We do them my way. I generally don't want to hear anything else." Like, you know, I don't care that Nathan angry with me because this is the last day, last talking, and I want it to be last night. Nathan's like, "Oh, so now the guests pack up to go to leave. And uh uh the Joe is in the galley with Kizzy and um they're just flirting and being awful. And Nathan's just still in his room. He's muttering. He's angry at Joe. He's angry at Max.

Just angry at everything right now. Yeah. So now it's time for the guest to leave. They're like, "We don't want to leave. We don't want to leave." But they have to. And uh she's like, "I got a big envelope of cash. All right. And that's for your protection. You don't protect me. You don't get the [ __ ] cash. That's how we roll. All right, everybody. Elvis has left the [ __ ] building.

Probably cuz you guys came in. He was like, I'm out of here. I know. By the way, we didn't leave you guys cash. We left you sauce. Enjoy. So, [clears throat] everyone's happy. And S's like, "All right, everyone. Final tip meeting." Wow. Final charter of the season. I got to tell you, I've got the blues. That's why I've been listening to a lot of BB King. Oh god, BB's coming today. Can't wait. All right, guys. For the final tip of the season, if you if you find a BB, pick her up and never let her go. By the way, guys, just want to let you know that uh we have a special guest here. Her name is Lilith. Please welcome BB New Earth. Oh god, BB's here.

[groaning] Josh. Okay, I'm gonna give speeches to people. Josh. Gosh, watching you create your dishes, not on plates. Ironically, the flavors that you did for the clients, I mean, you really crushed it. You really crushed it. Especially when you learn to put things on those little round things we call plates. Good for you, Josh. Nailed it. Asa, I love working with you. You're like a bright beacon. A bright and actually fairly loud beacon, but a beacon nonetheless. Kizzy and Kathy, uh, a pleasure. Kathy, I love that you're British. Kizzy, uh, you're someone that's on this boat, so that's nice.

Love, love what you're doing. Love your footwear. Very sexy. Very, very chic look in my community. Uh, Joe, I love that you became leadand. Um, I love that you perfectly imitate the embarrassed emoji face. Wow, you just really nailed it. Smile. Love that for you. You know, at first I thought you're just eyebrows and teeth. And now, so V, the way that you tackled those fenders, wow, they're twice your size. That's great. And Max, the way you came through from the previous charter season was incredible. I mean, you did everything wrong. You [ __ ] up every day. You You didn't listen to instructions one time, I don't think.

But God bless you. You're fun. I don't really know what you're talking about, but I love BB, and that's the point. So Nathan, your beginning wasn't easy as Bosen, but look, you started as a bad bosen with bad hair, and now you're ending as a decent Bosen. You still got bad hair. But God, have I spoken enough? Is there anyone else? Oh, I want to thank the homely guys who actually do the work on the boat. Get out here, Fred Flintstone, Barney Flintstone, and the guy from uh King of King of Queens. It's weird that we had a non-Hannah Barbara representation here, but that's just the way it goes, you know. Nathan, look, don't feel bad about your hair. I think it's actually lovely when I see it. It's like, oh my god, it's a bagel or I love bun cakes. It reminds me of nice things. So, especially,

it's like a bunt cake made out of hair, which nobody wants to eat. You should probably cut that.

They're so thick, those bun cakes. Spend so much time eating a cake, you barely get any frosting. If you really think about it, why do we make them? Just so that we can cook faster? Why?

So, guys, one more thing. I'm not going to have dinner with you. So that's why you got all these speeches right now instead of me squitting at you awkwardly while you tried to eat a steak. So I'm going to dinner with BB. BB's coming to town, guys. Wow. Okay. The tip is crazy low. $16,000, but I think uh uh it may not be as high as some other tips this season, but in return, you get to live. So we love that. Okay, everyone. Congratulations.

The tip was $16,000. That's embarrassing. It was not 16. That is terrible. Oh my god. Is that worse? Terrible and not surprising. I think that's the lowest. No.

Is that the worst than the porn stars on Blow Deck? I think so. Or were they? The porn stars were Remember the Porn Stars were there for 5 days, which is even

Yeah. more terrible. Oh my god. Yeah, this was bad. Uh, so now they have to turn over the boat one last time and Kathy and Max go cuddle with each other and um he's like, "Oh my god, I'm so swe, stop being in your own brain." He goes, "Oh, I know. I know. I know. Me, my brain."

And she's like, "Have one. Can't be inside of something that doesn't exist. Stop spending time in that scramble. Come to me, Max. Come to me." Um he's like, "Oh, she you can't be good everywhere. She's right. She's right." And she's like, "You're so He says, "You're so good for me." And she's like, "Just don't get in your head with us as well." Kathy, you need to get in your head about this. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're too good for this man. I know I say it to every woman on this show eventually, but come on, man.

Yeah. Seriously. I mean, I think Kathy, you should just like be with literally any anything or anyone else. honestly date the Fender. I I don't care, but not Max. So, now they do their jobs and everything and Nathan and Asia hug and she's like, "How's it going with Joe?" And he's like, "Well, him and Ky, [ __ ] stupidness, man. Honestly, I'm just thinking about Gail. How much I love her. How I can't wait to ghost her for seven days in a row, you know?" Oh, I know. I can't be with anyone else. I don't have an emotional connection with anyone. I mean, the last person I kissed, it just felt like a soul sucking awful terrible miserable experience. That was Kizzy, though.

All right. Did I say my point? That's my [clears throat] point. So, now we go to Kizzy and Kathy, and Kathy is like, "Are you going to kiss Joe?" And she's like, "Oh my god, there's just so much tension between us, isn't there? What else can I do?" And Kathy says, "Yeah, do you know what's a better feeling?" And she goes, "Dick. And she says, "I really want to kiss Joe. I mean, there's no point in denying it. I broke up with the guy that I was seeing that I didn't leave here with any unanswered questions. And on my deathbed, I want to think, oh, probably shouldn't have done that." You know, rather than, "Oh my god, I wish I did this. I wish I did this." That's what I want to think. That's why I don't want to think.

I I I'm wondering um what sort of answer Kathy was looking for from Kizzy when Kizzy was saying there's so much tension between us and Kathy's like do you know it's a better feeling and and Kizzy goes dick I feel like Kathy was like I was going to say no and we're going home and there's new episodes of the Murdock mysteries on the box but that's okay. Um, so now Nathan is talking to Josh and uh still talking about Gail. Like I do not care about this story. Why does the storyline annoy me to this point? I just want Gail to escape. It bugs me every time. He's like, "Oh, I hope Gail comes out tonight [ __ ] nervous. You You ghosted her." So, um, everyone's now finishing up their stuff and Sandy gets a text from baby. She's like, "Hey, baby. Your wife is pulling up outside, baby."

Oh my gosh, she's here. Okay. Oh, so she goes outside and they hug and it's nice and she goes, "Being recently married, it's hard to be away from your person and we're gone for a long time and I want to share a little bit of my Europe with Leah, you know, places that she hasn't been that I've lived for so long. I want to show her the magic of Barcelona, but also I want to introduce her to the guy who looks like he's from King of Queens because she sort of looks like Lea Reiny." And I was thinking, I don't know, maybe we could do some sort of skit.

[groaning] So, um, they go wake up Asia, who's in, well, she's not awake. I mean, she is awake, but she's in bed. Uh, I guess half naked cuz she's like, I can't get out of bed. I'm not wearing any pants. So, I'll just say hello from up here. Hello, Leah. Reminy wig. Hello. Hello. So, uh, they say hi and then Nathan gets a text from Gail. Like, I feel like why is Gail feeling like a winter storm? It's like, okay, this just in. The winter storm. We are starting to get our first flurries. The first flurries are arriving. The storm is arriving in the metro area. It's like every 5 seconds.

It's a metro update on Gail approaching the Is Gail's going to be coming out tonight? Oh my god. Gail still coming out tonight? I can't wait for Gail. She just texted. She was getting ready to come out tonight. [gasps]

So Nathan's like, "Oh my god, it's here. She's here. Oh my god, what am I going to do? I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous." And um Captain Sandy uh tells Leah, "You look beautiful, baby." She goes, "You look beautiful, baby." And she's like, "Oh my god, what? You're such a little parrot. Why'd you say that back, little baby?" And Leah's like, "Squack, baby. Squack baby. God, just go. Just like for Christ's sake, go. I don't need to see people in love either."

Yeah. I don't want you in love. I don't want you out of love. You really can't win with me.

At this point, I'm like, just get rid of all of them. Hey, BB. Tonight, how about I show you Barcelona and I put together a little dinner with limited seating so that way one person from Real House of Miami can't join us. Okay, let's do it. So then Gail arrives and of course she's ga gorgeous cuz it's Gail. And he's like, "Oh god, it looks great. You look great." So Gail is like, "See me last week." By the way, it's so funny that when she talks to us, they put her in the bravado uniform and she was like, she's subbed in for one day and now she has to like speak to us in the stupid red polo. So

also also she's dressed great and looks beautiful and he's wearing like shorts and a black t-shirt. He's like, "You look beautiful." And she goes, "Yeah, what an outfit you're in. Seeing Nathan last week, I wouldn't have expected to go as well as it did. I thought I'd close it and bricked it up, but but actually something seems different about him. I'm just trying to figure out whether I take that risk again or I don't. I kind of get the feeling that he's about to cut his hair, change it, make it look a little bit different, and I want to be there for him.

So, Asa freaks out when she sees Gail. Um, I don't need to make the noise, but I'm sure we can all imagine it. It's loud. And Kizzy uh comes down wearing one high heel because she's got her boot and they're like, "Oh my god, look at you wearing just one high heel and a boot. That's something." She's like, "Yeah, hopefully I'll get kissed tonight." And so now we get in the vans to go to dinner. And Kathy's like, "Max is adamant that tonight he's sleeping in the master." And V's like, "Um, yeah. Well, G and Nathan might fight you for that.

Who's going to [ __ ] in the master? Who's going to do it?" What? So, everyone's cheering, dinner, dinner, dinner. And Nathan is such a gent. He lets Gail spit up her gum in his hand, which is so lovely. And then, um Joe's like, "So, Nathan Gallagher, what are you doing straight after this? I'll fly to Liverpool. See me, Mom. You can come with if you want. I know some good real estate if you want to get in on that." And Nathan's like, "Nah, I want to fly out to Australia." Oh, gale gasp. Gasp. and he's like, "Oh, bro, you're leaving me for a woman." Oh, wow. And just throws his hands. And I like that Joe just got kind of dumped at the dinner table. And he's like, "No, I'm choosing my woman over me, man." And so Asia's like, "Wow, you guys really did change, didn't you? Look at that." Nathan says, "Well, if you don't change in a year, it's pretty concerning, isn't it, Joe?"

Isn't it? and J's like, "I know things have been a little weird with me and Nathan, but we've been through a very tough charter season. Maybe have a laugh and a joke with the crew instead of playing with Gail. She's such a [ __ ] bitch." Am I right, everyone? High five. Anyone? Anyone? But whatever. I wasn't expecting a [ __ ] like this to happen ever between me and Nathan. I'm like, "Yep, cuz he he likes her. You talk [ __ ] about her." So, he's like, "Bye. I'm going with Gail."

Yeah. So now um they order a straw for Gail and Gail's like uh Nathan gets that straw for her and Gail's like, "How did you become this considerate and nice?" I mean to Nathan, I never knew never would have thought to order me a straw. Wow. That's what that's what being on yachts too much does. It lowers your expectations so much that you're like, "You know what? This man ordered me a straw. I'm having his baby. It's not the last straw, it's the first straw. So, uh, then everyone's like happy and everything. And so, then Joe switches seats. And now he's sitting next to Kizzy who's sitting next to V.

And, um, then of course they're being loud and flirtatious so V can hear it. And Ky's like, we could put we could put our, you know, this blanket across our laps and then we could touch each other on the genitals. Jokes. Jokes. Right, V? Wasn't that a hilarious joke about me touching Joe's genitals?

Be's like, "Oh my god, it's like they're trying to embarrass me in front of everybody. This is just not cool." Well, why couldn't you break up with your boyfriend a little bit earlier, Ky? Then I wouldn't have wasted so much time with V over there. That is such an obnoxious thing to say right in front of V. Like, that is so rude. V's like, "Um, I can hear everything you're saying." And Josh is like, "I can see why it might affect you." And V's like, "Did someone just speak? I don't know who I don't know who who who said that."

Yeah. So Max came from the table. Max is talking to Kathy now and he's like, "I'm invaluated. We are different. I think it is perfect. It is way more [ __ ] important." And she's like, "Well, you said you wanted to see me after this, didn't you?" And he's like, "Yes, yes, I want. I want." And she goes, "Me, too." Oh. And then they kiss. You guys, romance is alive.

Romance is alive. So, Joe and Ky have a blanket on their laps and they're they're doing things under that blanket. And now it's time to go to the club, which means we get some more Asia dancing, which means she sort of stands in place and sways left and right with her hands out

almost like she's doing some weird stationary game of volleyball or or dodgeball or something with her thing. Um, Gail and Nathan dance together, talk about how they missed each other. And then we cut to Kizzy who's licking something off of Joe's eyelid. And um, V sees it, and Nathan checks on her, and uh, Joe's like, "Oh god, I want to kiss you so [ __ ] bad for six weeks, and I can't I can't do it." And she laughs. And then we go to Joe and Ky next to Asa and she's like, "Oh, remember when I said just be a little bit conscious in front of V, Joe? You remember that?" And he's like, "But we were just talking."

Cut to her licking something off of his eyelid. I know it's banter, but you're mad at me for having banter. Not allowed to have banter anymore.

And Asa is just shocked just how how brazen they are. And she's disappointed. And Ky's like, "It's just us having fun. If we were like snogging, I'd understand." So, um, Nathan then goes over to Max to have one of these [ __ ] conversations that people have at the end of the season where they hate each other, but they they'll be like, "God, you're a lot of work. You're a lot of work, but I love you. I love you." And they hug, but they still hate each other. That's basically the the whole thing of it. Yeah. Nathan's in a good mood. So, he's like, "You make me crazy, but I still love you, mate. I'd love to work with you again." Don't do it. Do not have him back. Please.

No. Please. And then um yeah, he's like, "I can't stand the guy." Now people are in going back to their vans. Gail and Nathan um are whispering and he's like, "I love you. You're on me." She's like, "You get one chance and then one more after that and then three more after that and then back down to one and then we renew and go back to the beginning to one chance.

I'll take it." So now Max and Kathy are making out in the van and Joe and Kizzy are in the back making out and Josh is just sitting there like, "Oh my god, I can't even get laid after I plated things." I mean, did people not see the struggle I went through the last charter. Kathy's like, "By the way, everyone, what happens in the taxi stays in the taxi?" Okay. Um, also, by the way, I feel like we didn't mention how crazy everyone looked at this dinner. This was supposed to be their like it is their last dinner and I don't know if they were trying to go for certain looks but they all like every single one of them dressed crazy for this. I was like what is happening here with this style like really formal

just but like strange like strangely offkilter formal. I was like they look bonkers as a group. Well, the important thing is that Joe and Ky finally got their makeup out sesh on camera, officially on camera. And so, um now

and Ky, they everyone's getting out of the everyone's getting out of the vans. They have their makeup session. And Kizzy tells us she's well, she's telling Josh, "Okay, I did kiss Joe in the car and now that I've done it, I'm like, I don't need to do it again. See, I swed all this destruction just so I could kiss him once, but keep my options open for Tommy after the season. Now I'm dunzo.

And you know what? Thank God. I felt I actually laughed at this and was like, "Yes, this was the first cheer that Kizzy got from me all season." I love that she did this. I love that she was like, "All right, I made out with him. I'm done with him now." And then drops him and goes to bed and she's like, "Yeah, you know what? I figured out maybe I'm in love with Tommy. You know, I mean, I did what I wanted to do. I made out with every person on the boat. And then she starts ticking off the men and the women and she's made out with everybody. We see her like, you know, banging the king of queens up against the side of the galley. And then she's like, I'm done. So, I'm done with them.

I'm going back to Tommy now. I've kissed every single person. I've kissed V. I've kissed Asa. I've kissed Nathan. I've kissed Kathy because she kisses Kathy in the van. Also, I've kissed Joe. I kissed those two people who got fired. I uh I I wasn't supposed to say this. I kissed Sandy. I kissed little bear. I kissed the coffee machine. I don't think there's really anyone left on the boat. Um I kissed the guy on the dock that we throw the ropes to. Don't know his name, but uh he was a good kiss. Uh I think that's everyone. I think that's everyone. I've just pretty much kissed every single person on this boat. Bloop.

Hey, it's me, Norma. Just standing on the deck waiting for my kiss. All right. Well, not everyone. Not everyone, but uh I did it. I'm going back to Tommy. Oh, does this mean I love him? [gasps]

And so now she goes to bed. Um um so uh I couldn't help but overhear your list. Is there do are you a truly do you I feel like you should be a completionist about this task. Just no. Feel good about it. I feel like I've really covered all the ground I needed to cover. So Tommy it is. So now she goes to bed and she goes to bed ugly like you know like like you know like when you're sleeping cute and you're like me and then there's days where you just sleep ugly where you're like [clears throat] [groaning] breathing like like arms above your head just like just like you fainted in the middle of something like with some ice cream coming out of your mouth just like and she sleeps like that and then Joe's like oh I'm going to finally get laid.

Oh, it's amazing. I finally got her where I want her. And he opens her door and she's like, he's like, "God damn it." So, haha, after all that, you look like a douchebag and you didn't even get laid, loser. After that, Yeah. So, um, then we have everyone else is going into, uh, the primaries and, uh, Nathan's whispering with Kale. Excuse me, I'm I'm not getting choked up, I'm just burping. Uh, but it sounded like I was being overwhelmed with emotion and I can assure you I was not suggesting

I'm terrified of what it was like. Oh god, let me just let me just hide out of my forever and then just I just get overcome your fears and I promise I'll make you happy except for seven days every year when I shall disappear but then I'll come back. I promise cuz I'm a sister. You want to be with me? He's like forever. Forever. And now Max and Kathy are whispering to each other. He's like, "I [ __ ] like you." And then we get the closeup of both the doors while everybody's [ __ ] And um now we cut to Joe eating noodles in bed alone.

So, you know, Kinsey gave us a lot of frustration, but at least she gave us a nice solid ending. So, good for her. Yeah. I I'll give her maybe a good for I'll give her a good for her for frustrating Joe, but I'll say bad for her because um she hurt she hurt V in the process, which I did not think was cool.

So then No, of course. I'm just saying, you know, the last move was our wins. I'll take it.

Take our wins where we can get them. Get them. Yeah. Yeah. So now Josh is singing with his guitar and in clown makeup. So he's just doing every hatable thing about him at the same time. Yeah. And we forgot to mention that when Captain Sandy decided he did a good job, little Dominic, his cartoon alter ego, disappeared into the into the ether. Um, so he's singing and about how they've grown and it's awful and we're ready for him to go. And he does, which is great. We don't have to hopefully ever see him again. And then everyone else is saying goodbye. Kathy is like, I don't want the season to end. I mean, going home is incredibly daunting, but meeting Max and having this connection, it's been amazing. And I can't wait to see where this goes. Hold on. I just got a vision of the future, which is me arriving at my mother's taxi company and everyone pointing and laughing at me and saying, "Oh, Kathy, you're so stupid. Why? Why?

Oh, Cassie, she's my anchor to settle down. All this crazy madness things I did on the bravado." Oh. Um, I know that Max English is not his first uh language, but I feel like people don't like to be like, it's one thing to anchor someone, but you don't want to be the anchor, right? It's like, oh, she's just a ball and chain that keeps me grounded. You're my anchor. I think people say you're my anchor right?

A little anchor for me to just settle down, I guess. I don't know. Oh, she's barnacle. Oh, I love Cassie. So,

they leave together. They leave together and I wave and cry and just yell, "Do better. Do better."

And uh V sees Joe and she's like, "Um, you good?" And he's like, "Uh, I'm here to help you." She's like, "Okay." Cuz they're cleaning up the mess. And he's like, "How was your night?" She said, "Yeah, it was really fun." It was really fun uh watching you like dry hump [ __ ] kissy all night. It was great. Thanks for asking. H I remember I was climbing the side of the boat last night. She's like, "Yeah, I remember you were all over Kizzy and you were all over the boat, too. But I know the only thing that [ __ ] you back was a fender." Yeah, that's true. And I wouldn't say all over Kizzy, but we having a good time. And he's like shrugging like, "What the [ __ ] Like, why are you so mad right now?" She's like, "Literally, I don't care." It's like, "Well, I know. No, I want you to go out. Let's talk about it. Come on, speak at us." And she's like, "No." And she basically is like, "I'm not in the

wrong at all. and I've been, you know, it's been in my face for two charters and they [ __ ] me over and I just have to stand on my ground.

Yeah. So, he's like, "What do you want me to do?" And she goes, "Yeah, I don't care." He goes, "Then why'd you bring it up?" She's like, "It's just a reminder that you can't hold your word for shit." And he says, "Well, I did say at first I won't do nothing, but then I went back and forth and you know, I need to have fun at the end of the day and I don't owe anything to anyone." She's like, "Yeah, yeah, that just tells me more about you as a person." Oh, forgive a man for having a bit of fun, you know. And she's like, "Yeah, but a real real man keep their word, and obviously you're just a little boy."

Yeah. As it comes. Yeah. If you didn't want to keep your word, you shouldn't have made your word. No one forced you to. No one forced you to say, "I'm not going to hook up with that girl." You could have just said, "I'm sorry it didn't work out with us. I wish you the best." And moved it along. But you didn't. You lied.

So, she's like, "Yeah, you're predictable." Classic [ __ ] boy behavior. And he's like, "Oh, well, everyone calls me a [ __ ] boy, and I don't believe it. I'm a [ __ ] man.

No. Congrats. Like, if everyone's telling you that you're a [ __ ] boy, maybe it's time to accept the fact that you're a [ __ ] boy. But, uh, he's he does a whole thing of like, you know, I'm not perfect. You know,

I'm a work in progress. Not perfect. Well, he came on as Joe Bradley 2.0. So, of course, it ends like this. I'm not perfect. I'm so sorry for not being perfect. So she's like, "Whatever, just let it go." So she goes upstairs and then Kizy goes into Joe's cabin and uh he's like, "I don't think V I don't think V is happy." And she's like, "Do you really care?" He's like, "No, not anymore cuz it's done. It's all done." You know what I mean? She's like, "No, no thanks. No thanks. Bye."

Yeah. No thanks. So V, thanks, Captain Sandy. Oh, thanks. No, keep bringing your awesome self because you are incredible. Get up here. Time for a hug. have this hug and then take a nap later because you're just gonna have it all today. Okay. Hug, hug, hug. So, she feels great because she came in green and you know, she worked her way to Deckand and she came to this boat as a lowercase V, but she's leaving as a capital V. I managed to avoid a VD from Joe Bradley, which is very impressive. So, then um uh speaking of Joe, it's time for him to leave. So, uh, well, Kizzy leaves first. She's like, "Bye." And she she goes, and then now, um, Nate Joe goes to say goodbye to Nathan, and he's like, "Goodbye, Nathan." And he's like, "Yeah, see you later." And Joe's like, "Oh, the feelings that I'm taking away from the boat are so different from last season." Cuz last season they were like hugging and like brother for life. All

that kind of stuff in this time. Literally, it's Nathan just waving and turning back to Gail and he's like, "Me and Nathan, it just seems like we want different things out of life. Right now, my sole focus is career and self-growth. And I do hope that maybe one day I find a relationship that doesn't feel scary." Oh, scary V.

I don't want to be that guy from the past. I'm a good guy, but now I know I'm the one to blame. So, here's me taking the blame. Here's you after just not taking the blame and acting like just go just go take your eyebrows and go, sir.

So Asia's like, "Oh, Captain Sandy, how sick am I of saying goodbye to you? I can't take it."

She's like, "Oh, don't do it. Don't do it. Say bye to Bi." Bi, come here. Just pause behind the chair. I'm still here.

You are Leah after all. That's nice. We bloody did it and now we can be with our loves. So she says that Asia says that she's now a fully evolved chief stew and she's really mastered her craft and now she's going to sit down with Scott and start doing some wedding planning cuz this girl's got a wedding to go to and it's mine. She tells Asa and and she tells Nathan and Gail. She's like, "I want you two to come to my wedding, but you can only come as a couple. If you're not a couple, you're not invited. He's like, "Oh, I guess we'll have to stay together for a while, don't we?"

She's like, "Okay, that's okay. I'll do it. Don't as long as there's ice cream." Uh, so they they're great. And then Nathan says, "Bye to Sandy." And she's like, "You're a real asset. You're a real asset." Reference, whatever you need, just let me know, okay? Just let me know. Haircut, I'm here for you. This season felt like I've gone through a [ __ ] tornado, a tsunami. I can't believe we made it this far. And I'm just proud of myself. Never give up. That bald spot will go away. I swear it will someday. So, um, then we see Nathan and Gail in the confessional, and Nathan's talking about how they spent time apart, but they've grown as people, and they've changed, and they need to spend time together to see if they actually enjoy each other's company again. And then 11 months later, Guys, let's go to Croatia, shall we?

It's DVnik. Okay, we're in Dubnik. And um Dravnik, they're in a little house together.

Way. They've got a baby. They've got a baby. It's a baby. Baby B. Little BB Norma.

Norma. Yeah, she's there. Or they're there. The baby's there. I don't know if it's a he or she. And it's Kaden Cameron Gallagher.

Oh, yeah. Little baby. Uh, we see Nathan's new haircut, which kind of looks like the same as the old haircut. It's just sort of like flatter and rounder. And um

No, isn't it like kind of a crew cutish, but not quite? I think it looks nice. Yeah, it looks nice. I think so. Um, they, you know, they have a baby and he's rushing off to get to charter because he's going to do another charter. Um, and that's it. And then it says to be continued next season. Really?

So, for anyone who's wondering what it's like for Nathan to have a baby in a house while he's on boat in

that he's not in I know. We'll finally get to see somebody on Below Deck actually morph into the storyline of Below morph into the stereotype which is the guy who left the kid alone and now he is only talks about the kid who he abandoned.

I just missed my kid to be a boast. To FaceTime my kid. I can't go through this without my kid.

All that stuff. Yeah. So, we actually got to see the origin story. So, that was nice. And this season is dunza. It's done.

It's done. But don't worry, if you want more below deck, it resumes next week with um Down Under. So, the much hyped season of Down Under, which has Daisy and Ben and Jaw and The Real Housewives House of Salt Lake City. That'll be quite the interesting thing to watch.

Yes. All right. Well, thanks for a season, Below Deck. Thank you. We'll talk to you next time.

Bye. Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight"?

Ben Mandelker (Host), Ronnie Kum (Host), Kizzy (Guest), Joe (Guest), Nathan (Guest), Kathy (Guest), Captain Sandy (Guest).

What is "#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight" about?

The discussion centers around the season finale of Below Deck Mediterranean, where the hosts reflect on the show's entertainment value as a distraction from troubling current events. They express concern over social issues, particularly related to violence and immigration, while acknowledging the importance of providing a light-hearted escape amidst disturbing world news.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

27 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Below Deck Med, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Kum, Captain Sandy, Bravo, Barcelona. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "#3187 Below Deck Med S10E18: The Long Kizz Goodnight"?

The episode runs 1 h 20 min; the transcript is about 15,533 words in 212 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated February 3, 2026.