Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Amazon, Below Deck Med, My Secret Santa
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Captain Sandy
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Captain Sandy
4. 40:00 – 50:00: Captain Sandy
5. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Amazon
6. 1:20:00 – 1:26:30: Captain Sandy

Notable quotes from "Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper"

• Look at that. Last show of the year and we don't have an intro today. You know why? Because we did Amazon live last night and I had it turned off. So whatever. Hi everybody.…

  about Amazon · at 0:02

• Usually spans over three or four episodes. Well, this year our holiday movie is My Secret Santa, which is available on Netflix. It's basically like Mrs. Dfire meets a or meets…

  about My Secret Santa · at 0:50

• Know what? great way to send us off into our holiday break than with a particularly crazy episode of Below Deck Med. this is one that we've been bracing for a while, for a very…

  about Below Deck Med · at 2:59

• I was like is there a lot of tennis playing on this? But is it to kiss Captain Sandy's ass because she likes that?

  about Captain Sandy · at 17:56

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Captain Sandy — Person · 9 mentions · first at 17:59
• Jeffrey – Pagano, Joe — Person · 3 mentions
• Asia — Person · 2 mentions
• Kizzy — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

• My Secret Santa — Book · 1 mention · first at 0:55
• Below Deck Med — Book · 1 mention · first at 3:03

Companies & orgs

• Amazon — Company · 2 mentions · first at 0:08
• Bravo — Company · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

0:02 Ah, look at that. Last show of the year and we don't have an intro today. You know why? Because we did Amazon live last night and I had it turned off. So whatever. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show. Watch what craps. Watch what crains. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi Ben.

0:21 Hi Ronnie. How are you? You have the glow of a lady that's about to be off for a week. I do have that glow. I feel that glow. We are at the finish line for our our content. Although we still will have plenty of content on the feed. We have we have lots of good stuff. Um chiefly we do our annual tradition which is a uh crossover event with reality gays wherein we recap a holiday movie and it usually spans over three or four episodes. Well, this year our holiday movie is My Secret Santa, which is available on Netflix. It's basically like Mrs. Dfire meets a or meets a a holiday movie wherein a lady uh dresses like Santa so that way she can have a job at a ski resort so her daughter can go to snowboarding academy. Um, I mean, it's a universal tale. I mean, it really I mean, we've all been there. Why? Why was it made? Why did we talk about it?

1:24 It's like Mrs. Doubtfire with all of the comedy talent. I mean, with Yeah, it's like devoid of any kind of talent, but it's it was fun to make fun of.

1:34 Just doubt. It's just doubt. Nothing. Just it's just Mrs. Doubt. Uh it definitely does not reach the same heights as Mrs. Doubtfire. Um but again, the snowboarding academy, that's fun. And hi Jinx. And um yeah, we have a fun time. We have actually a really fun time recapping it. We do every single year when we do this that the four of us get on the mic and we chat for 4 hours or more because we have so much fun cracking each other up. It's always a miracle that we even get through the entire movie.

2:05 Yeah, super fun time. So, check that out. That'll be for four of the days. And then we're re-releasing some classic episodes, some Real Housewives of New York at Christmas time. And then we'll have a classic bonus episode next week wherein we rank the alphabet letters. And um we're [ __ ] about it. Okay. The letter J, as I recall, doesn't end up winning any prizes. So uh join us. We'll be here all next week doing that stuff. Um so those of you newer especially, they they'll all be new to you. Okay. And then we'll be back um the following week to tackle eight zillion Bravo shows that we'll be on a double recap of the valley. I mean not the valley, the valley Persian style. Uh there's so much coming up. But you know what? Let's not think about that cuz we're about to party our face.

2:51 We are going to party. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. It's going to be so great. I'm so excited. And you know what? great way to send us off into our holiday break than with a particularly um crazy episode of Below Deck Med. Um this is one that we've been bracing for for a while, for a very long time, the poop episode and um it arrived and it was as visceral as we expected. And there was other crazy stuff that happened, a crazy cliffhanger. I I'm going to say I think that I think this season of Blow Deck Med is officially a really good season. I'm not going to harp on how it's so much better than the last season of Below Deck, but I guess I just did. But I really am enjoying this Below Deck. I feel like every episode I I'm like kind of like fired up a bit and that that's the best sign for a Below Deck episode. There was a lot of drama happening on the internet yesterday over this episode because Kathy posted

3:46 something in the morning on her Instagram that was like, "Oh, hello. Oh, I've been dreading this episode. It's going to be the most painful episode of the year for me. Please, I know you're all there for me and support me hearts. And so people are like, "Oh my god, what happened to Kathy? Was this an EP? Was this like a sexual harassment thing like the um below deck down under thing that happened a few years ago? Was this um you know, who was mean to Kathy?" So everybody was online trying to figure out what happened to Kathy and the guesses were wild, you know, and horrible. And so everybody was ready for this hu and then there was kind of a turn against Kathy because people were like wait a minute if this is all about the poop in the shower drain and she's trying to get everybody all riled up.

4:29 [ __ ] Kathy then you know there was some you know the internet there's the the comments are from lover to hater even though something traumatic just could have happened and I thought man this girl has really stirred up a lot of drama. What if it is the poop in the drain? And so I was watching the whole episode like, "Oh my god, I hope it's more than the poop in the drain because Kathy is really gonna get dragged and then and then it was, you know, then it was a death in the family, which was so sad, but I was like, what a horrible ending to this." Like it was something really terrible and horrible for her, but it was also she had so much of the country being like, "Fuck you, Kathy."

5:04 Like so much so many people were ready to pounce on Kathy. Yeah. And also to be on the poop episode, like I what are the odds that that there would like you have this episode that is all about poop and then it ends on this really serious note. I I was just not expecting that whatsoever. I was expecting something stupid because they were sort of like gearing up for um like Max was complaining about Nathan being irresponsible and I thought the cliffhanger was going to be Max having like a hissy fit on the picnic and then it just took that turn. I was like, "Oh my god." It's like this episode does everything. It's wild.

5:38 Yeah, but I really didn't like it because it was about poop, which I hate poop. I hate it. I It's one of the most I mean, it's literally the most disgusting thing that people do.

5:48 And I hate talking about it in real life. I hate that we have to talk about it for 18 hours today. And I also hate that it's obviously the gay guy that did it. It's clearly the gay guy in the tattoo, walking, who did it, which also really pissed me off. Like, we're going through a rough time in this country right now, sir. We don't need, you know, I know respectability politics be damned. Okay. Stop pooping in in drains. What are you doing?

6:12 We know it was him. Stop pooping in drains. We know it was. And yeah, and you would be so proud of me, Ronnie, because I immediately went and I looked up um what sort of narcotics could cause someone to poop uncontrollably. And guess what the you know what the answer is cuz you're Ronnie, you know. But for the rest of us,

6:30 the good old the good old cocaine, the illegal drugs most associated with causing need to defecate, by the way, this is according to Google AI, uh, are stimulants, primarily cocaine and methamphetamine.

6:45 Oh, there you go. Like it was right away. It just came up. It just says cocaine like in big letters. It says cocaine is a well-known stimulant that can induce bowel movement shortly after use. The reasons for this effect include blah blah blah blah blah. Um, so I'm not saying that that's what happened, but I just felt like doing that research after watching the episode for some strange reason.

7:02 Yeah. Well, there now you know, you know, if you ever need to clear out, why take fiber when there's cocaine?

7:08 I will also say that, you know, uh we we had uh we had dinner with Asia back in June and she was like she's like this is this she basically told a story. She said like I like she once had to like you know grab poo out of a shower drain and um so we were we sort of knew something like this would be coming but you know of course we didn't say anything because you know etc. you know we don't want to spoil anything and it's not right but um she definitely was her tales of it were so they they've stuck with me all this time for months and months and months. So, finally to see this episode, I was like, "Oh my god, like I've been waiting for this." I was like, "I need to see how this happened.

7:54 I also need to see who did it. I need to see this cast of characters who may have pooped in this drain." And um, you know, it definitely This was one of the most disgusting things that Bravo has ever aired.

8:05 Yeah. I mean, Christmas week, too. Like, come on, man. Really? I hope this I hope I hope again like it could have been any of those people but we know it's the guy. We know it's the guy with the mustache.

8:18 We know it's it's the gay it's the cokehead gay with the mustache and the tutu. I mean we just

8:22 he was wearing he was literally wearing a t-shirt that said whip it. Whip it real good. Okay. Spelled whip it like whi p. Okay. And like this guy this guy shhat in the shower and crammed it into the drain. We all know it. And Asa had to reach in up to her elbow to get it out. Okay, it's out there. And if he didn't do it, then he better point fingers at someone else on his on of his crew because right now all it's clearly him. Every single time they every single time they're like, "Who did this?" The camera would just like would just pan over to him. It was like obvious that the editors were signaling it too, right? Despite the little like, "Who done it?" It was clear every single time they would just show the guy.

9:06 Oh my gosh. Disgusting. Just so gross. Okay. Yeah. You know why I'm pausing? Because I was of course looking

9:14 to see um if anybody posted about this like you know start like I this was editing and I how dare you how dare you suggest that I even pooped in the shower and um I cannot find anything. I I don't see any walking denying anything online. That doesn't mean it's not happening. It was just a onepage search. But um

9:35 but you know like um on Drag Race isn't there something called like after the tuck or beyond the tuck or untucked like why I still I want that for some of these guests. I want some of these guests to have to answer to their behavior where they have someone sits down and says okay so what was going on with the poop in the shower.

9:51 That's an idea actually. I think we just gave Bravo another after show. Go steal it from us Bravo. Go ahead.

9:57 Yeah. But like because there have been there have been too you know some guests are like fine. They're like whatever I don't need to hear from them. But there are like many that I I really need to hear. I I want them to be shamed. I feel like they come and they go and, you know, we all shame them on like on social media, but we never hear from them. We never see from them. Like we I need them to be like sat down in a chair with a camera on and a bright light and answer for their behavior. Well, you know, the other thing about this that was really upsetting is whenever something happens on a show and then it happens in our personal life, it's like something that we have to say, well, this happened to me, too, and this is when it happened to me, right? Like it naturally is kind of what we do on the show. And I do have a poop in the shower story. And I was like, really? So now I have to share a

10:42 poop in the shower story. Sure. Come on. Okay, so I have to tell you. So I was probably 12 and I was with my family. We went to Florida and we stayed at this hotel. It's regular hotel, nothing fancy. And um my parents really wanted to go to karaoke. Like that's when karaoke became really big. My mom was obsessed. Like she literally stayed at this place only to do karaoke because they had karaoke in the hotel lobby or whatever bar, whatever restaurant. So they're excited. They're like, "Hurry up, Ronnie. Hurry. We're going to karaoke. I don't want to miss."

11:14 Like my mom's really into karaoke. So I had to poop and I'm like 12 or whatever. So I'm like, "I got to poop." So I went into the bathroom and so I sit down. I start and then um the window was open. I noticed that there's a window in the bathroom and it's open. I'm like who has a window in a hotel bathroom but you know Florida. So I got I was like what if someone see you know I was 12 so I'm like what if somebody passes by and they see me pooping? So, I got up to close the window and I like kind of it was over the shower, so I had to like stand on the bathtub, you know, reach over my little chubby 20 12-year-old self, close the thing, whatever. So, then we go, you know, everything's fine. So, then we go to um karaoke. I I bomb, by the way. I basically shot on the karaoke stage. It was terrible vocally. And then we go back to the room and my mom screams and she's like, "Ah." And we're like, "What

12:08 happened?" and she goes, "Someone pooped in the shower." She called everybody she could call. I'm surprised she didn't call the FBI. Like, everybody showed up that could possibly be called. She's freaking out on them, crying, losing her mind, which she'll do anyway. But we move hotel rooms. My mom talked about it for years. Can you believe this disgusting hotel? I mean, they were lucky that that was before Yelp. And it really didn't dawn on me until like a lot later that that was probably me. I was I was like right in the middle of starting and I never admitted it. I never admitted it to this day. It's like one of these things I take to the grave and you know my mom is not doing so well. She's got um an illness right now so it's really bad and I'm like do I have to confess this to my mom and I will not do it.

12:57 I think it would bring her extreme joy to know I have a finally an answer to the Peep Saga like who would do that? How did that happen? It's all out now.

13:10 Yeah, it's all out now. It's gonna It's going to get leaked, pun intended, to your mom.

13:14 I'm literally blushing. That was It happened when I was 12, but you see the shame. Can you imagine? It's all these years later. It's 38 years later and I'm still mortified. I can't even believe how

13:25 closet I don't have the relief. I don't have the relief of telling the story. I thought I would feel better. All night I was like, should I tell this? This is disgusting. Nobody needs to hear this. And I was like, but you're 12. Forgive yourself. It's time to forgive your It's not. You don't forgive yourself. I'm still not over it. So, I was traumatized by this episode.

13:42 Wow. This really brought up a lot. I I shockingly don't have a poop in the shower story. I've got other poop stories.

13:49 I have a tragic story about pooping. I think I did I say this on a bonus episode once about pooping my pants and um driving back from Arizona once. That was really one of the very worst things that ever happened to me where I um I was driving back from Tucson and I was with three friends. We were driving together and we stopped in Palm Springs to have dinner and we were getting gas and I let out like the tiniest little fart at the gas station while doing the gas and I was like, "Whoop, that does not feel right. That doesn't feel right." All right. So, I sat there with my butt clenched and like for like the next 5 minutes as we went over to the we got to the restaurant and I was like, "Mhm." Mhm.

14:33 And I was like, but I I wanted to be to chill about it. So, you know, but was super clenched, super clenched. We sit down at the table and I'm like, I um I'm like, "Excuse me, where's the bathroom?" And they're like, "It's right over there." And for whatever reason, this restaurant in Palm Springs, in order to get to the bathroom, you have to cross over a tiny bridge. like you're in a Japanese tea garden in front of the entire restaurant. So, I'm like walking like my my butt clenched

14:58 on display and because I in my mind I'm like, are the back of my pants brown? I have no idea. And I'm just like over this little bridge and then I get to the bathroom and like someone is in the stall and they're doing who knows what and they're there forever. And I'm just standing there and then there's another guy and it looked like I was cruising the bathroom because it's Palm Springs and I was like, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please just let me go." And it was um and I it was it was an really unpleasant experience.

15:24 Oh no. Oh no. But just the fact that I had to walk over a tiny bridge in my in my poop shame. I was like why why do I have to cross a bridge in front of all the diners? Like what what about poop stains?

15:38 The worst. Oh my gosh. All right. So you know humans poopen. Okay. But don't shove it down the the thing. I mean my god you embarrassed us all sir. So, here we go. Season 10, episode 13, the poopetrator, it's called. And Gail is just coming to the boat for the poop episode. I'm so happy for her.

15:57 Yes. Look, sweet angel Gail. Little Angel, sweet little Gail coming back for the poop episode. So, she's coming. And what's his buns, who's just made out with Kizzy like two days ago, and also like went on some horrible racist tirade recently in the news. We've been getting a lot of emails about Nathan as well. So, listen, you know, I know what Nathan did. He There's all these articles like, "Oh, hero, Irish hero saves people in the horrible tragedy." No one is denying that that was a tragedy. Stop it. We're not saying that. What we're saying is you can do a good thing, but then also follow it up with a very bad thing, which he did.

16:33 Yeah. You know, you still don't go on a racist tirade. You It's like it doesn't absolve you from doing something good. The emotions were heightened. Yes, I get it. You know, people who are saying that, I get it. It was still shitty. It was a shitty thing to say. And then he came out and doubled down on it later in the week. So stop it. Like that's it's just shitty. Period.

16:51 It's really shitty, you know. It really is. Just to answer that stuff. Yeah, absolutely. I I 100% still stand in our uh declaration that it was shitty. A shitty thing to do on an episode about [ __ ] Um so Gail is here. Gail is here. And they hug and everyone's happy and everyone's watching and you know Nathan takes out an umbrella. Um, the thing that I was focusing on was what is going on with Gail's bag? It looked like a guitar bag or was it a golf bag? It had this like long

17:21 tennis bag. What was that? What was that? What was in her bag? Why was it Why was it Why did it have a tall part in the back? I couldn't figure it out. Was it a tennis But did she have tennis rackets? Would she get

17:31 I thought it was a racket bag, but that's probably too big to be a racket bag right?

17:35 I was like, what is in there? What's What is What is G Why does Gail have such a strangely shaped bag? Or was she like, "Oh, I can't find my normal bag. I have to take my tennis bag. But then she doesn't have a racket in there cuz then Nathan kept on hugging her and he was hugging around it so it was empty that well whatever was up there cuz he was crushing it. I spent a lot of time observing the situation.

17:54 Yeah. Um I did too. I noticed that too. I was like is there a lot of tennis playing on this? But is it to kiss Captain Sandy's ass because she likes that?

18:02 What's her GG Fernandez? GG Fern I always want to call her Geraldine Ferraro. GG Fernandez.

18:07 You can sure she would like that. I have I have on this show. He's like, "Oh, Gigi's like, oh man." To be confused for a hot [ __ ] like Geraldine Ferraro. That's a compliment.

18:18 No, there's a I have a I think I have a picture with Geraldine Ferraro from like 1985.

18:22 Wow. Speaking of which, I just want to just want to That was when you pooped your pants.

18:27 Um, who says I didn't? That would have been an amazing one. Uh, so everybody's watching this like it's like they are just seeing the most romantic ending to a movie they've ever seen. They're all standing there. Max is like crying. He's like taking pictures on his phone of it and they're hugging and whatever. Everybody's like happy and then um Asia's, you know, everybody's happy. Gail's there. I mean, I don't know. What do you want me to say? It's a parade for Gail. [ __ ] Gail's there.

18:57 Gail's very happy. She's she's like, I'm really excited to come back to the mid. It's been almost has been almost a month since I've been seen Nathan and unfortunately it all ended hardly ended bad. But life goes on and I want to move forward in a very professional batonic manner. Um so uh then everyone's like crying and everyone over a game of tennis. She said plutonic which I liked.

19:23 Plutonic like I want I want this to be Plutonic. Um, so everybody, you know, Asia, of course, is standing there like a little doggy when you're when you're home, coming home from work, just wagging her tail, just wiggling her whole body.

19:43 And Si's like, "Hey, check out Nathan. Is he's a boo now. Isn't that great? Isn't that great, Kale? He's a boo." No, I know. Congratulations. And so then they are like just smiling at each other and it's cute. And of course, Kizzy is like super angry. She's downstairs. She's not even there to see it, but she's just standing at a counter and she's like, "What the [ __ ] is that? What's happening upstairs?" And Joe's like, "It's Gail. Gail, this is Gail's bag. Nathan's Gail. She's here. Look how strange her bag is. God, I knew I [ __ ] hated this girl for a reason.

20:12 She can't even bring the red bag out of her boot. Why the bag?" And so she Ky's like, "Oh, [ __ ] Gail." You know, she's like, "Gail here." Just her little eye roll. Oh, Kizzy. It's so fun to watch Ky lose every single week. I mean, I've never seen somebody try harder and just fail harder than Ky. And it's glorious. Every single week, she fails even harder. I mean, how can you up the amount of fail that this girl is doing on the show? Love to see it. Yeah. So, then Gail meets Kathy and um there's like a lot of chatter and then Joe is outside talking to Nathan and Joe's like, "How are you feeling, mate?" And Nathan's like, "God, mate, brought it here to my eye." He's like, "What are we going back to the doctor today? Do you think science of change? Oh, God, Gail and I, we're not in." By the way, have you noticed that like when Joe does his like confessionals, he talks in this like hush tone as if he's like

21:07 at a museum. He's like, "G, we're not in a good place. There's multiple reasons. I don't know what it's about, but I think she doesn't really respect me." Like, she doesn't like because of like, you know, what I've done like to the girls and stuff. So, like since last season, her perspective of me and my perspective has just never caught on. Like, oh, so she doesn't like how you treat other women because you treat them badly. So, you don't like her because she sees you for exactly who you are.

21:35 That's that's why she's the worst one. Your perspective is that you're you you're horrible to women, which you are still to this day, by the way. You've actually oneuped yourself just like Ky. You've oneuped yourself in how horrible you are.

21:48 Yeah. You're horrible to women. And then you don't like that she sees that you're horrible to women, so you're horrible to her, which is further evidence that you're horrible to women.

21:57 Yeah. And he's like, "But you know, I'm good mates with Nathan, so I don't want this to be a bad thing for for the deck team." So, um, now Gail is changing and Kathy's talking to her and she's like, "Well, I've heard a little someone's a bit more excited than others to see you. Is that right? So, you're hated by the teeth, Tutter. And girls like who are you talking about? No idea. I'm so honored to and so privileged to have Captain Sandy, you know, call me up in a time of need. Since stepping off medi, I've not stopped learning. I did my dive masters and then I became a scuba diving instructor. I studied a little bit. I got an ice cream machine and I studied that manual. I can make really good ice cream now. Got a blender. I haven't looked at that manual, but I think it's pretty simple.

22:41 You just press the on button. I've been become really good at a lot of different things. I can put together IKEA furniture now quicker quicker than ever. Studied that quite a bit. Really did a lot of work with the El Winch.

22:54 Caesars, did you know you hold them by the loopy things, not the sharp things? It's game changer.

22:59 Learned so much. When you carry a knife, you should carry at the blade facing your elbow instead of out because you could hurt somebody. Turns out irons are not what you put shakurerie on. So Nathan's like, "I'm having heart palpitations." And Asa says, "Focus. This could be the first day of the rest of your life. Go tell her what to do."

23:22 I love that. Like, go around. I love she like she says that and like, you know, in a romcom they're like like, "What are you doing here, bro? Go on and get her. Get her. Bring her back." You know, it's like she's leaving on a train, but like the below deck version is like, "What are you doing here talking? Go and give her a shimmy. It's like that's like that's the romantic overture. It's like it's like an officer and a gentleman.

23:48 So we find out that Max has not put a trash bag in a trash can. And so Joe's like, "Maximus, come on here." And he's like "Sorry Supreme." So Max is still bitter. And then we see everybody getting ready for the charter. Gail's getting a tour of the boat. Gail and Nathan are giggling and all that good stuff. And then, you know, and I have to say I really like Gail. Um, don't really like Nathan, but what I really hate love stories on the boat. I hate love stories on the boat. It's like my least favorite part of Below Deck. I like the messiness when they're [ __ ] with each other.

24:24 Not [ __ ] each other, but like making each other cry and stuff, but I hate like

24:28 happy love happy love stories. I just don't like them. I don't like them in real life, and I don't like them on the boat.

24:34 Yeah. I um you know, I mean, I I agree. I actually largely agree. I I've I don't I don't think I've ever really bought into any Blow Deck romance. I'm trying to think of any. I think they It's just It's just not the show for it, you know? It was It was sort of cute like taking out the what we know about Nathan now when Captain Sandy said Gail's coming on the boat and like seeing Nathan's like uncontrollably smiling like that was actually very sweet. But then like that just kind of I don't know it like like it was like a momentary it was like a it was a ephemeral moment of sweetness that just became more fodder for below deck. Like I I just I'm with you. I'm just not here for the love story at all.

25:17 Yeah. Get rid of it because it never works out. It never works out. Like everyone's think every So the thing is this show has really leaned into the love story with these two because we started off the entire season. They already showed us that the baby is on its way. Like the baby is born. So they're like, "Oh my god, a below deck baby. This is so exciting." They're really leaning into the blow deckiness of it all. But don't we know the first rule of being a Bosen on Below Deck is that you've left a baby behind in Florida. So like this is not going to end well.

25:48 This is seeding a very bad story for later. You know, this is like what seems so nice, but it's really just the origin story of this baby being [ __ ] up and below deck 20 and being like,

26:00 "My dad left me. My dad had more care. That's all I knew about him." Because it is I mean, and the whole love story you I thought that the the charter finished, they went they had this mad romance, something happened. We didn't know what really happened. But then we find out in this episode that they basically just traveled six weeks together, which I mean is is a lot. I mean, I guess especially when you're young, it's intense, you know. So, they traveled together for six weeks. She they went home. He went back home. She went back home. They thought it was everything was great. And then she was calling him and he just ghosted her for like five days or something. And then she was like, "Is everything okay?"

26:38 Because I just want to know you're okay. And he's like, "I can't do this. Like, you're nagging me." And then dumped her. So, am I supposed to find this romantic? Because I would say never get back together with this person again. This this is what it sounds like to me. This person basically had the hottest girl he's ever had or will ever get. Got six weeks of sex with this and love with this hot girl. And then the second she required him to even just call her back, he was like, "Fuck you. I'm going on the boat again and maybe I'll be getting laid by somebody else and I don't want you to pressure me because I'm on TV now so I can get laid all the time. And then um basically did just that. Came on the boat and then he ended up, you know, not having anybody that he could continuously bang because all he had left was Kizzy. And let's face it, she's a grab bag of terrible.

27:26 And so now he's going back to her. So to me, this isn't a romantic story. So I really don't like that they're editing it like, "Oh my god, what a romance." Because to me, it's not. It's gross. Yeah, I I agree. And uh this is by the way, I don't think this is the first Below Deck Baby. I think that honor goes to JP and Danny was were that those their names from Below Deck Sailing. Remember that?

27:50 E the pregnancy of illreute of Illreute. Remember he like he got he knocked her up and then denied ever like knocking her up and that was like one of the messiest things that ever happened on Bravo.

28:02 Yes, that's true. I forgot about what a piece of [ __ ] that guy is. I'm just saying

28:06 and his mom was trying to make her take the the test and all that, the DNA test or whatever.

28:11 So, like progress and that we have a baby that um uh a below deck guy actually takes credit for. But yeah, I I just don't see this as being like a great romance. I think this is like a nice it's like a nice, you know, romance and and some part of their lives, but now they're bound to each other for the rest of their lives. You know, one hopes, but um yeah, I'm I'm not buying it either.

28:32 Yeah, settling for mediocrity. I'm not cheering this right before Christmas. [ __ ] that.

28:37 No, no. I'm returning this. I'm getting the I'm getting the gift receipt and I'm sending it back.

28:43 I'm bringing this to I'm bringing these two to Whole Foods. Okay. Whole Foods and dropping them off.

28:49 Yes. So, guess what Sy's doing? She's like, "Hey, come here. I want to show you something. You haven't caught up on on wind in a while. Get over here. Let me show you on my little my little iPad. Wind. Wind is coming. It's great."

29:02 Yeah. There's a storm that's coming. Yeah, Storm is a stunt casting. It's played by Jennifer Aniston. Oh, she's gonna be great. Stormmy Daniels wind the Stormmy Daniels season. So, uh, then Mason

29:16 played by Jennifer Anderson, of course. She does great work. You know, she's a lot more range than people give her credit for. People think Jennifer Ranson can only do the that like voice, but she can do a lot more. She can do Stormmy Daniels as a Storm very well. Very convincing. So, Nathan is showing Gail the emergency exit, which I suggest she uses immediately. And

29:38 emergency, jump in the water. Yes. Yeah. Run. So, the girl you replaced and like covering for, not replaced. And he's like, "Okay, covering. Sorry." Well, her and Joe were uh playing around and then she got sick and she met the crew last night out and then Joe hooked up with Ky and she's like, "Oh, that's rough." And he's already tattletailing on his best friend, which I loved. Mhm.

29:59 He's like, "Yeah, Joe's still a piece of [ __ ] Be mean to him again." And she's like, "Uh, well, that's rough." And he says, "Well, I I not kissed her on a night out." And she's like, "Don't make things weird."

30:11 I'm just telling you, I want to be transparent like the back of my head. And she's like, "Okay." And he's like, "There's nothing to worry about. I'm not worried." He's like, "Do I don't even speak to her. I literally like I'm literally like super hot. I don't worry about things like this, but I'm just telling you I'm not interested in Gizzy at all. It's it's really okay." Hey, I don't want to bang her again. I don't even want to have a threesome with the two of you. Okay, you can really stop now. Please, really, please. That's enough.

30:35 So then up on deck, Joe is really moody. He's like pissed off. He does not like that she's even on the boat. This guy's such a piece of [ __ ] What did that girl ever do to you? All she said is you called her a princess and she said you're a dick. I mean, why is that why is that so over the edge? Yeah, I really is.

30:52 But you insulted her first. That's the other thing. It's like you did the insult first. Every time they show that clip, it's like, I think you're a princess. Like, you started it

31:01 and then she called you a prick. Yes. She's allowed to She's allowed to defend herself.

31:06 So then Max is with Kathy. They're in bed cuddling. And um he's got paper in his hand and she's like, "You know, I got a little bit emotional this morning. I've just never had someone get emotional." And he just Oh. And she finds her face like she's crying over Max, which is also disturbing. What is Kathy in love with Max for? What the hell is going on? Do you not see this man? maybe like losing his mind because he wasn't made lead that kind like how do you find this attractive Kathy come on man these people have all lost their mind so Kathy is saying I I don't ever cry and he's like oh my gosh what is happening she's like I don't cry in front of anyone I didn't cry in front of my ex-boyfriends I only cry in the car listening to music and getting to the place I need to go because I feel like I'm not wasting time then she's like excuse me uh I need to cry but I'm going to wait until I do some errands

31:55 I like to multitask. That's how I do it, too. I'm emotional. I'm emotionally British.

32:02 Oh, yeah. That's I wish I could be. I feel like I was at one point, but I'm such an easy crier now.

32:08 I'll cry in movies and stuff like that, but you know, or like a show or somewhere where, you know, you're like just sitting there and you can cry. But yeah, mostly I I just get in the car and cry. But the car is the best place to cry.

32:19 Car is a good place to cry. Well, the best is when the car is a good place to cry because it also makes for um really good content in an indie film. It's like you're not making an indie film until you have someone crying the car, right?

32:32 Yeah. And you have your whole soundtrack there, you know, because the phone's usually hooked up so you can play whatever song you want. Like Easy to be Hard from the movie of Hair. And I'm like,

32:40 yeah, sometimes I like to go in the car and then pretend I'm Kevin Klein in the ice storm and just cry at the steering wheel. That's also fun.

32:47 Yeah. And also what's really funny about it is especially if you're like sobbing like if somebody dies or something and I really need to cry I will go into the car and I'll drive and it's like it feels like it's private you know it's like well I'm in the car but it's also the mo most performative place you can cry because people do look over and they're like what the hell and I'm not a pretty crier. I'm like, my whole face bloats up. My eyes almost close. And I'm just like,

33:11 I look hideous not coming down my nose. And I'll just look at them like, "Fuck you for watching me cry. Good. Suffer. Suffer from my crying."

33:18 Jeez. You know who you know who cries in a car so well? Joan Cusack. Gh. She can just whail in a car, right? I feel like I've seen five movies where she's just driving and just like sobbing in a car. That's really her specialty. She can really drive through those tears. Like I would have to I would have to pull over cuz like I wouldn't be able to see but she just can do it. Mouth a gape everything. I mean that is her sweet spot.

33:42 Yeah. Um so Kathy is telling Max um I'm secretly happy that Gail has Nathan and it's not some random girl that might like you. That's not going to happen. So you're safe. So preference sheet meeting time. Um pull out the iPads. Okay. Whoa. It's a bunch of real estate people. Uh oh.

33:59 Yeah. Uh oh. Well, here we go. Here's the first sign. Here's the first bad sign. Okay. Carlin owns 17 companies. Okay. So, um what what sort of fraud is Carlin up to? Right. I That's too many companies.

34:13 Full of [ __ ] Got some LLC's that she's got. She's got some LLC's for different properties that she's counting as

34:20 se separate companies or something. Carl Carlin is like a shower drain on the show. Full of [ __ ] Okay. Like this is a woman who has defrauded people. I'm telling you this right now. owns 17 companies. No, I I mean like Yes, I I agree with what you say. She just has opens up lots of little LLC's, but something is something is fishy about this. Yeah. So, she's chartering uh she's chartering bravado with real estate brokerage company from Florida. So, we know it's trouble because listen, real estate people, my family was all in real estate. And let me tell you, the most [ __ ] up offices I've ever been in, real estate offices, those agents are crazy. And if anybody's going to [ __ ] in a drain, it's going to be a real estate agent on a party. Yeah.

35:01 Bender with the other real estate agents. Yeah. I don't know what it is like the concept of like real estate real estate in Florida. I think I feel like that's just always been linked with nefarious deeds, right? Like since like what the the the stock market crash of like 1929, Black Friday, that was somehow linked to speculation to of real estate in Florida. Like it all comes back to real estate in Florida, 2008, predatory lending, Florida real estate. It's all like, so when I find that there's someone who owns 17 companies doing real estate in Florida, I'm like, "Okay, we'll be seeing you again in a few years when the when when when the court reports come out."

35:40 Yeah. Um, I wouldn't be surprised. So Josh is saying that they've got a pescatarian, a vegan, and some gluten-free. And he's like, "Oh god, not not a vegan again." And then we see a flashback to the guy being like, "Well, I'm vegan, and you know, vegans make more effort towards our food." Oh, okay. She is that guy. That guy.

35:59 Okay. Um, so, uh, we see Carllin Newman. We see all of her whole preference sheet and everything. She loves a frozen butterfinger, I'll tell you that much. And, uh, she loves Cheezits and lots of other things.

36:11 She hates her teeth. That's what she She hates her teeth. That's what we She hates having healthy teeth.

36:17 Yeah, that's that's the the takeaway. And Asia's like, Cara would like to go all out with an 80s themed celebration. She would love to have Asian food for dinner that night. Uh yeah. And then they want to see some lighthouse and they want, you know, there's just all the stupid [ __ ] they want to do. The '8s party is working my nerves already. And so now um Kizzy is ironing and Nathan's like, "Well, have you talked to V at all?" She's like, "Well, I think that she will speak to her when she's back."

36:48 Or V. Isn't it V's birthday, too? Or is that tomorrow? The next day. Okay, the next day is Bee's birthday, which is what's crazy about um Kathy uh losing a family member on that same day. So, um we then um have Joe talking to Gail and everything and he's like, "First of all, like when I got the news, I spotted me gum out." It's like, "Great. You're you're you do realize you're responsible for cleaning that up, right?" Uh, and he's like, "Cuz obviously we had an Ug last season, you know, and the only bad thing that I had last season, regardless of what happened, is basically you." So, like, I'm carrying this energy of you being the worst thing that ever happened to me all of last year.

37:32 Oh, really? The worst thing that happened to you? You You caused a huge [ __ ] storm of drama between two other girls as well. What are you talking about? The only bad energy was with Gail. That's not true. That's verifiably untrue sir.

37:46 Yeah. Well, like last season I didn't really understand like when you saying something it frustrates the hell out of me. And last season that's how I felt like I never meant to disrespect you or the lead deck and I just felt like how I felt like I was being treated like yeah honestly and I hate micromanagers and I think I became the micromanager that I always hated like I've done bad and I just want to say I'm sorry I've grown as a person. I'm like doing that full 360 kind of thing. You know that when you've done a 360, it means you're in the same place as where you started. But that's okay Joe.

38:17 Yeah, that was true. But it was true. Yeah, that was a good call. And she's just smiling at him. But then it cuts to her talking to us and she's like, "Jo's a snake. He said, "Yeah, we're cool, but before and he's gone behind my back and stabbed it. So, I just don't trust him." And he's like, "I still don't trust her." Because last charter, I didn't even say this for the good of Nathan at the time. But listen here. The fact that she's texting her boyfriend while playing with Nathan. She's cheated. She's a cheater. And I lose a lot of respect when people cheat.

38:48 You know, once a cheat, always a cheat. Who you? I know of all people saying this. Of all people

38:57 and your best friend Nathan was with somebody who was with already been with somebody else. So, how is he not a cheater?

39:05 Yeah. So Joe is like Joe the producer is like not to be too harsh which by the way be harsh producer but what about what happened with you and Ky? He's like yeah well um so uh you know even though I'm not with Hold on I'm sorry. Hold on. I'll go I'll I'll go into the question. All right. I've got some I've got some element. I've got some Hold on. Okay. I can stick the landing. Okay. Once upon a time there was No. No. Okay. Knock knock. Who's there? Infidelity. No. No. That's not how I should do it. Why? Why did the cheetah cross the road?

39:32 No. No. No. That wasn't it either. Grand puppy. Okay. Okay. So, okay. I've got some element of regret, but kissing Kizzy is not even the same realm. G is a cheater, but I'm actually a single man. So, how could you put me as a cheater? It's very different for me.

39:50 No. Okay. No, not really. Because you were kissing that girl while she was crying and telling her there's no one else for you. You're not interested in anybody else on the boat. You're just going to be with her, which kind of would make you her boyfriend. So yeah, you're a cheater.

40:04 Yeah, you're a cheater. Um, you just tried to make plans with her after the the the the charter season's done. That is implying a certain level of commitment. You're a cheater

40:16 and a pumpkin eater. So now, um, Joe is complaining or Josh is complaining about food preferences. Um, and Josh is like, "Wow, bro, you're Max, you're the nicest person I've ever [ __ ] met in my life. I need a hard worker." And he's like, "Oh, bro, I appreciate that." And he's like, "Yeah, you know, see, my problem is I think I'm a nice guy. You know, I just like women." Max is like, "Uh-huh." And it just doesn't work in my favor. Let me tell you what doesn't work in your favor. The clowning,

40:43 the clown makeup, the the clown makeup is the worst. The like I I came out with an album last year and here's my music video of me dressed as a clown singing. It's all of it. You're a cringy person, sir.

40:55 I used to live on a commune. Here's the naked photo of me on the commune. You know, these things just sometimes like are a little bit of a turnoff to the type of girls that we've seen come on um uh as stews on this on blow deck.

41:10 You red flag when a guy says, "Yeah, girls don't like me because I'm just a nice guy and they just want assholes." Which is basically what he's saying. And it's like, no, it's not the girl, it's you. Okay. Watch the show back and tell me you're not cringing, sir. Okay.

41:26 Yeah. [ __ ] a. It's as simple as that. And also just be yourself because who you're who you are is not this commune loving [ __ ] hippie with clown makeup. You're a psycho.

41:37 You you admitted to like you you you admitted to being the kind of person to grab your staff's head and shove it down on

41:44 on the counter or hot plate. I think he got shoved on the hot plate, but he shoved his other people down on the counter or something. So you're a psycho. So if you just go into that, people will like you. Just be who you are. Just be yourself.

41:56 Be you. Be you. And by the way, uh what I was trying to say before about like the girls that come on below deck, it's I just feel like most people who would be interested in someone who lived on a commune and or someone who dabbles in the the fine art clowners just probably are not interested in also like working on a yacht. I feel like I feel like you're sort of like a counterculture kind of person who doesn't want to necessarily be part of a system that is serving, you know, the wealthy and the elite. So, I just I don't know why I felt like I needed to clarify that. I was like, "Guys, I don't want to offend Kizzy, guys. I want to make sure." But, um, so the back to Joe and Max now talking and Joe is like, "I feel like I got something special going on." And Max said like, "Oh, yeah, like with V." He's like, "Yeah, I've just got like a mental block." He's like, "Oh, mental block."

42:45 He's like, "I got no, you know, cuz between me and you." Oh. Then then, well, I'm sorry. Then Nathan tells Asa that they kissed. And Asa's, you know, basically like, you know, not surprised, but I am disappointed. And um and I think it was around here, but maybe it was later. It's probably multiple times where Joe is like, she's more of a relationship sort of girl. I don't know if I'm ready yet. It's like, of course he's going to say that. Of course he's going to pull out that whole [ __ ] like, oh, she really wants to she really wants to go fast, and I'm just I can't go fast like that cuz I'm not a cheater.

43:17 Yeah, he's been setting it up for that this whole season and here he is finally going up with his stupid plan. And also Nathan, you know, I have to say like Joe's Joe's the one to blame here. Joe's the big [ __ ] in the situation. But Nathan, what is Nathan doing going around telling everybody his best friend's business? He's not he's not a good friend either, Nathan. You know, he's like tattletailing to literally all the girls now about Joe. I mean, Joe deserves it. I'm not standing up for Joe. I'm just saying that Nathan's not really a good friend either. Like he's not a good boyfriend and he's not really a good friend either. So what's the point of this guy and he's not really job. Like what the hell?

43:55 It's also gonna be actually more like normally I wouldn't care but I think actually it's going to be more hurtful to V because it's a good chance that V will find out before like before Joe has a conversation with her. And on top of that, there's like that embarrassing thing of like everyone knows except for her. And so like it doesn't have to be that way if Nathan just sits on it until it comes out. But now he's going to tell Asia. It's just it's going to get around and he's going to tell and he's already told um Gail. So it's just sort of shitty for V more so than anything else.

44:27 Anyway, so Nathan is saying, "Well, I mean it's also the timing because our fellow's passing anniversary is coming up tomorrow." And As's like and a birthday. God, why can he just not keep it in his pants? And then so, um, Captain Sandy's like, "Oh, hey everybody. I don't know if you saw this. Wind is back on the air. We are not leaving the dock." Okay, I got 10 episodes to watch. We're staying here tonight. All right, normal person. Listen here. I'm sorry. I forgot your name. I'm just going to call you Muffin Top.

44:55 It fits for anybody who really isn't on camera. So, okay. We're not leaving the boat. Okay. Go to relax. Uh, it's going to be a great great episode of Wind. I don't know if you heard about this, but John Larat's going to be a guest star and uh I just I've been a big Larat head ever since 1987. So, this is just a huge night for me. Can't wait.

45:17 Oh, so um let's see. Um Cath, yeah, guests start coming and stuff. And um Wen is who's the gay in the tutu? Well, he puts on the tutu later, but he's like, "Um, I already found the two that I want to fuck."

45:34 And Carlin's like, "Who?" She's the blonde in the middle, which is Nathan. And Captain Sandy's like, "Okay, all right. Well, welcome to the motor yacht bravado. Unfortunately, we are not departing the dock today." Okay. But first thing in the morning, we're going to check the weather and then we'll take off. But you know what? Honestly, you don't even want to leave the dock because the the episode of Wind that's happening tonight is it's going to knock your socks off if the promos are to be be believed and I believe him because they're always true. Jennifer Aniston playing Stormmy Daniels in Wind. Get with it.

46:06 So, it's the boat tour time and so they're going through the boat tour and the guests are just hilarious. They're like, "Oh my god, Queenie wants to be saved by the blonde man." He's like, "Yes." And then um Joe and Max are sliding down the stair rails,

46:24 feet first, which is always fun. And um you know, Asa's showing out the showing them the hot tub and stuff. And one of the guys like me and you, baby, right here. And he's like, "As long as you don't touch me under the water." He goes, "What about above the water?" Uh, so um they're basically just all like taking their big old big old tour going around and everything. Or keen's wearing like a captain's hat and he's like he's on a jet ski and he's like photo. And um Captain Sandy is like, "Hey, Nathan, are you wearing cologne?

46:59 Is it cuz your is it cuz your last is on the boat?" He's like, "No, it's Tiger Bomb." Yeah. And by Tiger Bomb, do you mean Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein? No, it's Tiger Bomb. You mean Eternity by Calvin Klein? No, it's Tiger Bomb. You mean White Diamonds traditionally for women, but you're changing standards and you're up uh you're you're you're moving things around because why not? It's 2025, huh?

47:23 No, it's just Tiger Bomb. Yeah, I've never heard of someone wearing Tiger Bomb as cologne. Although Norma does wear Preparation H behind her ears. is that girl.

47:35 God bless her. God bless her. Her ears have never looked better though. So Gail is they're cleaning and more cleaning and the rain is going to come. And um and so basically Gail is like, "We should go check that deck to uh see if it's clean." And Max's like, "Hey, it's not clean. It's raining. So of course it's green." She's like, "I know, but it's still my first day. Still trying to be a good girl, you know." And um but of course Maxwell just wants to slack off and like put his feet up because his whole thing is that he's tired this episode.

48:05 Yeah. And so let's see. So Gail is saying um day one I was so stoked to come see you guys Nathan especially Aisha. And he's like oh really what about me? Thanks [ __ ] hell. So then Max is muttering to himself on the deck. He's like oh you do you pay me for this? [ __ ] me over. though. He gets too relaxed with his girlfriend on the dock. And what do I do? Huh? Look at me. So professional. I just came down the stairs on the wedding with my feet. But okay, I'm not president. I'm fine. Guillotin. Guillotin. So now Nathan and Gail have like their 80s romcom moment where they sit on the boat and they confess their feelings.

48:46 You start saying things like, "That's mad seeing you again. You know, it's brought back a lot of [ __ ] feelings." She's like, "No, no feelings. Yeah, for me there is no feelings. Genuinely, I think I love you, man. You You think a lot of I think I love you. Say the strawberry thing to me one more time. You want a strawberry? Oh, there it is. It's true. It's love. You can't say You can't say that you love me. And he's like, I can. No, you can't. I can't. No, don't say it. It's a big thing to drop on day one. I feel like I've spent a lot of last year just pretending I'm okay.

49:25 I don't want any trouble. I don't want trouble. I leave in two days and I'm gone and it's done again. So please, no more trouble. Gail, I love you. We're having a below deck romance. Isn't this beautiful? I can't go another day without you. I can't be on these high seas without seeing your beautiful little face. It's just a scal. give it a little bit of a little there. Really Zelda romance.

49:55 So, she's telling us, "Can't can we just be friends? Like, I want to be friends after lot." And then she tells us the story of how they went out of town for six weeks together. Then he ghosted her and she was saying, "Can you just let me know that you're okay?" And then he was like um ghosting her and um then he broke up with her because she had the nerve to say, "Call me back." So yeah, super romantic.

50:20 I don't know how could you get back to to someone who does that to you because that's like first of all, it's disrespectful, but that's also just like base communication. Like I don't know if I could trust that that person wouldn't do something like that again. When things get tough that they just up and disappear and you don't hear from them and then you're the crazy one for being worried about them. I don't know. That's that to me is like a real big like like I don't know. I don't think you can come back from that.

50:49 I wouldn't. So, um Josh is asking if uh Ky has heard from V and she's like, "No, I hate myself." At this point, I'm sure everyone knows I kiss Joe because on a boat there's no secrets, especially when you go behind a camera, then pull him back to get to the front and smile in the camera's face. But, you know, the walls have ears. And for the next day, I just want to pretend that V doesn't exist so that I can like get through without feeling like [ __ ] I'm such a good person. Look at me feeling bad the next day. Uh, no. You were leading up to that the whole day. And I'm not going to listen to you and Joe's like, "Oh, we were just drunk and we got out." No, we saw you two leading up to this for like the whole week before, so stop.

51:28 There were sober decisions the entire time. There were so sober subtrifuges. Like this is this is not a oh, we got drunk and it just happened. And like also Kizzy pretending like she's actually feeling bad about this, but she has not shown any visible sign of remorse is hilarious. Like you just cuz you say it does not make it true. We're watching you, ma'am. So everyone's doing their jobs. Um, and Asa brings Carlin a snack. And so now they're starting to uh plant the seeds of who might be the pooper because Asia brings some dates and Carlin's like, "Oh, these are really good for digestion." Yeah, I was gonna say they're good for pooping.

52:09 It's a poops out mystery. It's also poops out. Also, it was very weird because at the same time this was airing, we were on Amazon Live and you were talking about a cookbook that's all about dates and then we were talking about how it's good for pooping there. I mean, how many times do you need to be reminded to take your dates from this podcast? But here you go.

52:30 I know. Seriously. Oh, my hot day book is right over there. It's it's it's reminding me right now to take a boop.

52:38 Um, so so around Joe's laughing. They're all having fun. And then Asa is talking to Kissy and Kathy about the8s party. And Asa's like, "Well, tonight we've got an 80s party." And my experience of the 80s was not being alive yet. So, okay, Asa, that wasn't nice. I'm very young. Um, so then people are getting ready and then someone says like like we did you just fart? He's like no I didn't fart at all. So like another suspect in our midst and then uh this guy Daniel's like it's that guy's dick coming out of his ass from last night.

53:19 And Monkey's like don't be a [ __ ] But also does set up the the a little bit of the uh the suspect situation a bit. I don't know what I'm saying. I can't use words.

53:32 So, people are doing the tables and um Kathy is just so happy because she's got so much cuteness in her life right now with Max and everything. And Max is in his cabin talking to himself saying, "Oh, my little Gary. She's such my tiny little lover. Tiny lover." Nicholas tiny lover. Josh is talking about how like all these diets are very stressful. But luckily because they've requested um an Asian dinner, it's actually a lot easier because you can sort of navigate through all these things more easily. So he's he's fine.

54:06 It's like they're not going to do the whole like whoa, everyone wants something else story line today. This is tonight's an episode about things coming out, not things coming in to your mouth. So uh then um and then down now another another foreshadowing. One lady is like, "Whoa, this bathroom smells." So, does this mean that the poop has happened or has it not happened? Either way, that the

54:30 the lingering spectre of a bad poop situation is hanging over this boat. Yeah, someone immediately went in and pooped down the drain.

54:38 I don't think so. They had more scene They had more scenes in that hallway though, like after this, there was more like cutaways this hallway. And if someone had pooped in that shower already, then I think that there would have been a lot more commentary about it. So, someone's poop is just bad today. We've just got someone with very bad.

54:53 Someone just has bad poop. Yeah. Too many dates. And now we're There's also a really, by the way, and plus coming up, we're going to have a really damning moment, I think, with one of the guests u from what they tell the staff.

55:05 Okay. Um, now Gail and Joe are on the deck and um he's like, "Oh, we're going out tomorrow. I wish we were going out tomorrow. Hey, I mean, it's looking all right." And she's like, "So, what's the deal here with you and Ven?" He's like, "Oh, I don't know. She's just like a little boatman. She's well out of me comfort zone. Like she's not here. She's ill. Which is very uncomfortable. Am I ready to take care of a sick person yet? Come on, sir. I guess this is what happens. And he's like, "Oh, do you know what? You know what it is, Gail? She's really giving me V's really giving me relationship vibes. Like, I'm just not ready." I'm like, "This is like your whole thing. Your whole thing is that she's changed you. Your whole thing is that like she don't want to hurt her.

55:49 You saw what path this was going down. In fact, I don't know if he has given relationship vibes. I think she's actually just reacted to the vibes you've given. Her whole thing was I just want to have fun. Cuz then he was cuz remember he was the one saying things like but you know this has an expiry date. And she was like whatever. Let's have fun. She's like but I've never felt something like this before. You've been the one who's been like feeding her line after line of like commitment [ __ ] and she's now you've sold her a story.

56:14 She's responded to it. She's embraced it. Now she's like, "Okay, maybe this is gonna be something more serious and now you're going to turn it against her. Like she's the crazy one who came up with all this. You were the one who started it."

56:23 Yeah. And I think you're right that she doesn't even feel the same way. Like she's not in love with him. He's just the kind of person that needs to tell everybody that people are in love with him. Like he needs that validation.

56:33 So Gail's like, "Well, I'm no hero, but [ __ ] me. I mean, how many people have you got to hurt?" He's like Cupid, but with a TNT at the end of his arrow. That's you. So, now it's time for the 80s party and um Josh is talking about how he's into the 80s, but at at heart I love the 70s mole. I really re tried to recreate it with my own music. And this is when we see that Josh recorded a music video and um

57:02 it's [ __ ] disturbing. Okay, it's this clown. He's like he's in the clown makeup at doing this sort of like 70s Brit rock kind of Oasisy throwback music and it's like sir what are you doing on this boat? I just love it. Like yeah I'm a 1970s wonder child of the child of the earth. That's what I do. I just I just don't care about like the societal norms which is why I came onto a yacht to cook for rich people. It's like this doesn't make sense.

57:33 Cringe. The lyrics are, "Love is blinding, but I see you this time. Stop falling apart. I'm falling apart because you're showing up at my house dressed like a clown." A sad clown.

57:46 Yeah, that's why I'm falling apart. Okay. Don't Don't show up my house like that and then ask why the police were called. It's not because I have emotional regulation problems. It's cuz you're [ __ ] scary, sir.

57:57 Down in the guest quarters, lady guest says, "What what did you do with my [ __ ] panty hose walking?" And he's like, "Why would I steal your panty house, [ __ ] Why are you super nasty? You know I'm your best friend." I'm like, "Sir, you are like, "You're like 48 years old. Why are you talking like this?" Yeah. So, the girls are, you know, they're just getting ready and Joe and Nathan are wearing their wigs. You know, everybody's getting wacky 80s as they do on this show. And Joe starts whispering in Ky's ear. He's like, "Do you feel bad?" Oh, [ __ ] I hate that you feel bad. Can it make you feel better about it?

58:34 Oh yeah. So then um now now this is the moment that I thought was damning which is that um this guy tells tells I don't know who he tells maybe Ky or some or maybe it's Kathy. He tell they're in the guest area in that hallway and he's like yeah by the way we don't want any service in our room whatsoever. Do not go in our room. Whatever you do do not go in here. stay out of the room. And then you're like, that's weird. You're on a

59:05 That's a different room. I know. But okay, here's my theory. My theory is that they were doing drugs together in a room and we're like, don't interrupt us cuz we're doing drugs. We're doing

59:15 Oh, I see. Oh, so they did the Coke and they wanted to leave the Coke out. So, they said, "Don't clean our room."

59:21 But then the Coke made them poop in the other room. Well, because honestly later on we see which room is Waqen's room because when they go to it, they we see them walk down the hallway from from the view of the camera, the stationary camera, the GoPro on the wall. There's like a staircase in like back back there. Come down the hallway, you come towards the camera and then you make a left. Um, meaning like a left from like the camera's point of view and that's where the poop the poop situation is. And that's also where Waqen's room, I think, winds up being. So, like, they definitely, it definitely happens in Wen's bathroom for sure. And so, my theory is that they do illegal substances in the other guy's room. And yeah, and then Waqen has a moment in his shower.

1:00:08 The thing is that Waqen should be more of a pro with drugs. I mean, Coke will make you poop the first few times, but like if you're if you do a lot of Coke, you don't poop every time you do Coke. It's not like that. At least from my experience.

1:00:23 But what if Coke and dates? Coke and dates. Maybe. Maybe they were snorting dates up their buttholes and then that did it. I don't know. Yeah.

1:00:31 But um so or he was probably getting I just don't want to. It's so gross. Like this whole thing is so gross. But maybe he was

1:00:38 getting railed up the butt or douching or something. I mean I don't know. Oh, he could have been douching. Yeah, actually he could have been douching, right? But that's a lot to come out from the douching.

1:00:49 Why do that in the shower, you know? Like I don't know. Is that where you do it? You do that on the toilet, right?

1:00:56 I would. Yeah, I would. It's all too much. It's all too much for me. But yeah, it was walking. So then um

1:01:02 it's clear. Yeah. Everyone knows it's Wen. Yeah. So it's basically they're making this big mystery, but we know who it is. And no one is surprised either, by the way. I'm sure there's no one in the audience surprised that it's this guy. So, um, now Kizzy goes down to the cabin while everybody's being served dinner and she's about to gag and now starts calling Kathy to come because she's found poop in the drain. And so she's like, "What?" Kathy's like, "What's that smell?" She's like, "Is it just me or is it like actual poo?" And she goes, "No, he's actually pooed in it. I mean, there's a piece of poo there. Look at it." And then they fuzz out the poop.

1:01:37 Which I thought was so funny. And I know they're like, "Oh my god, he's had a [ __ ] in the shower. Are you [ __ ] joking me?" And Kathy's like, "Sorry, I'm running plates today. Have fun with this. Bye."

1:01:49 Yeah. I um this was already just I was like, "Oh my god." I did love that it was Kizzy who had to find it. Like I felt like that was a nice bit of um

1:02:00 Kizzy karma. Like justice, you know? Yeah. Kissy karma. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. So Kathy's like, "Bye bye bye." So then Ky's like, "Old crew, old crew. is poo in the shower. So, and then everyone's like everyone's hearing it and Josh is like, we have this like moment where Josh is in his clown makeup and he just goes, "That's Stinky." And I did actually laugh at that.

1:02:29 Yeah. Um, so we go to uh Kitty muttering to herself as she's Kitty Ky muttering to herself while she's dealing with this.

1:02:37 And uh she's like, "I can't even deal with this. I mean, it smells like dog shit." Even worse, it's human [ __ ] Okay.

1:02:43 Yes. Oh god. So then uh everyone's coming down to see now. Now this is like the thing and everybody's like, "Oh my god, it's so gross." And everyone's gagging and then it keeps intercutting with the guests who are like, "Cheers. Yes, we're so funny and hilarious on below deck, guys. Glad we all split this, you know, 40,000 bucks to party together on TV and look amazing like we are." And it just keeps cutting to these disgusting guests [ __ ] in the shower. I know. And then Nathan's like telling Joe, "Having a piss in the shower is questionable, but having a [ __ ] in the shower, bro, on a multi-million dollar yacht and you're here for two nights and you take a [ __ ] in the shower." And Josh is like, "Um, hello everyone. Can we just focus on the food?" Well, someone's saying something.

1:03:26 I feel like there's someone in this kitchen, but I don't really see anyone. Like, no, there's no one been in this kitchen this entire season. Like, has there been someone cooking the food all this time? No, I'm pretty sure not. Maybe we just have it delivered in. It's like, "Guys, I'm actually here. Can you please serve the food?" Yeah, serve the damn food. He's like, "This poo is distracting the girls from taking the food out."

1:03:47 So, they're running more plates and um Josh is uh he is explaining all the food and everything, but meanwhile, this like poop situation is continuing to fester and they're continuing to like try to figure it out. So, then here's Gail's contribution. Gail is like, "What's going on? What's happening? I hear there's a story." And Nathan's like, "One of the guests shot in the shower." And she goes, "No, no. Did they waffle stomp it? And I was like, waffle stomp it. So I didn't know what that was.

1:04:12 You didn't know what that is. Did not know what it was. So I looked that up. Was that a commonly known thing? Waffle stomp. And why is it called waffle stomp? So waffle stomp. I looked it up. It's basically

1:04:24 it's in a pattern, right? The train has a pattern, like a waffle pattern usually. This one had like swirly pattern. So I was looking at it, but normally they have like a waffle pattern and so you stomp it down there and it's like a waffle stomp. So that means that people must poop in the shower enough that there's a term for how to mash something through the grate into the drain, right? Waffle stop.

1:04:44 So like, so I guess people do this. People are paid a lot. Okay. I've never had to waffle stomp in my life. Okay.

1:04:52 Like the fact that like also like why bring waffles into this? Why do that? Like that's just not right. Like waffles.

1:04:59 Humans are notoriously disgusting. And that's why when there's someone too hot and like you're feeling insecure because someone's like super hot and you're like, "Oh my god, I'm too that person's like too hot. I can't even be around them." Just picture them pooping in the shower and then waffle stomping it because they're humans, you know? We're all gross at the end of the day. We're all gross.

1:05:16 So, um I mean, we're not all waffle stompers, but you know what I mean. So, then terrible.

1:05:21 Yeah. So, then um everyone's laughing uh because it is kind of funny, but it just is the whole episode. is just about this poop and running around about and then

1:05:30 and he didn't waffle stomp it. Actually, he it looks like he pooped in the shower, removed the cover because we see the drain cover and it's not a waffle. It's like like I said, it's like the wave patterns. It reminds me of the cookie press that you talked to me about.

1:05:43 Yeah. I had to say this is they cookie press it would be fine. If you said cookie press it, I'm like, "Okay, but don't waffle stop it." cookie press, but they didn't cookie press it either because he took the the drain lid off and then shoved it down and then put the drain lid back over it.

1:05:58 And this was so I mean post-production had a field day with this because basically this is the big twist is that Kissy is like what's going on? And so she takes off the the shower drain cover and it's revealed that there is like a mass amount of poop that's been compacted into that into that shower drain. And so it and we now we see a big pixelated blur. It's like, oh, this is the mother lotus here. We thought it was like a little piece. No, turns out take off that shower drain. There's a giant accumulation of feces right there. And they do a smash cut to Josh with a plate of brown goopy eggplant. Goes misa braised eggplant. And it was like brown and shiny and wet. I was like, they are so rude. It was so

1:06:46 production is so I was like it reminded me of me myself and Irene when like Jim Carrey poops on someone's lawn and they immediately like smash cut to chocolate frozen yogurt coming out of a spigot. It's like I was like why?

1:06:59 Oh my god. The fact that they cut to that miso eggplant the fact that he had I was like I was like please Josh please don't serve anything brown that they can do the smash cut to. And of course he did and they did it.

1:07:10 Yeah. And then cut to the poop and then cut to the lady being like this is delicious. Yeah. Yeah. They kept going back and forth. Oh my god. It was I was dying.

1:07:20 So Asia's like, "Oh my god, they've pushed the entire poo down there. You're going to have to put gloves on and grab it, kissy." And uh she's like, "Who does who lets a [ __ ] fall out of their ass in the shower? We're in a place where the staff clean for you." And like, "Why don't I lift up the drain cover, scoop it in there with my feet, pat it down, and put the cover back on? No one will know." And then they cut at the table like

1:07:48 I will say I mean I'm really sorry for you running Ronnie. I know this is like the episode from hell for you. I know you hate discussing this but when I was a production assistant on the seminal NBC sitcom Three Sisters starring Vicky Lewis and Diane Cannon and Katherine Lanasa now of the pit. And um uh I there was there was an incident where um like there was like rat poop or something and someone had gathered it with paper towel and tried to flush it down a toilet in the production office and it clogged up and there was no plunger. So I just remember a supervisor said, "Ben, you're going to have to pull out the rat poop."

1:08:33 And I had to go in and put my hand into a toilet all the way in into the hole and pull out the paper towel with the rat poop in it. It was I think that remains the most disgusting thing I ever did.

1:08:47 Yeah, it was pretty bad. That's why you were never invited to the three sisters Christmas parties.

1:08:51 That was That's why I was not in AJ Langanger scrapbook that she made of the entire c the entire crew except for me. I'm like, I made the biggest sacrifice for all of you [ __ ] All of you. I was elbowed deep in a toilet pulling out rat poop almost getting rabies.

1:09:06 Not gonna put a scrap I'm not gonna put that guy in the scrapbook. That was a rat poop. Let's just all rip out the the rat poop page from the scrapbook.

1:09:13 That was such a weirdass show. It was very everyone there was super nice. You even even honestly even the supervisor, she was really nice. Her name was Corey. But like um that was a traumatic experience. Also traumatic was that at that time, I don't know if they still are dating, but like Vicky Lewis was dating Nick Noly and he came to the series finale in a in a bathroom. He was wearing pajamas in a bathroom and just was walking around backstage. His hair was like out to here walking around Nick.

1:09:39 Just the weirdest this weirdest ass like this minor show on NBC that I feel like I have so many stories from.

1:09:45 Love it. That's funny. Okay, so um Asia says she'll do it for her. No, make Kizzy do it. The audience wants Kizzy to do this, not you. So, she does it and then um let's see. So, it's it's gross. I mean, how much do we need to talk about it? It goes on for a long time.

1:10:06 It's worse than you can imagine. Yeah. And you know, I have to say like Asia, you know, I mean, she does the whole thing where she's like, you know, I used to love pee. And we see a flashback to the famous scene where she was like, I once was when I was younger, I really wanted to know how pee work, so I stuck my finger up my bum and touched the pee. But now she's like, "Yeah, I'm I'm older and not so into it anymore." But, you know, she's a pro. She puts on those gloves. She's and she and she she's not only pro, she's considerate because Ky is a monster. And she should have made Kizzy do it like you said, but she did it. As was like, I'm the boss here. I will take over. And she goes and she she pulled she pulled out that beep. She went elbow deep like me.

1:10:48 So now Nathan and Joe are in their cabin. All the guests are going to bed. So, Nathan's talking about how he likes uh Gail so much and he wants to go see her and Joe's just grossed out. And then he goes into Gail's cabin to see her and they cuddle up and he's whispering to her so he's not on camera, but he is. And he's like, "Oh, I know it's crazy, but I need you honestly." She's like, "You can't say that. You can't say it." And she's telling us that there were definitely cons incoming and this was one. and she doesn't want to upset him, but it hurts her heart. I do want to believe him, but I still don't think it's right. Cuz if I'm honest, like it's been an emotionally tough year and to step back into something that would be like that would be a big risk.

1:11:31 And yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. And I know you you had a baby, but god damn it.

1:11:38 Yeah. Yeah. Don't do it. Don't do it. So then Kathy comes in and ruins the party.

1:11:43 What more sign do you need? You come on the boat and there's [ __ ] in a drain. Like God is trying to tell you something.

1:11:52 Look at the signs. They're there. They are there. So, we find out Josh is talking to Ky and Josh is like, "So, is it V's birthday?" And she goes, "Yeah, it is." And then we cut to Joe in his bunk

1:12:06 who clearly doesn't remember this because he's a [ __ ] idiot. And V is texting him and saying, "Hey, how's everything going? I'm missing everyone." And he's like, "Oh, [ __ ] What do I write? What do I Okay. Uh, all is well. Feel better.

1:12:19 I mean, her birthday. She has made the whole plotline about her birthday. Her birthday is today. Her boyfriend died today on her birthday. The whole ep the whole show has been about this. How do you not know? How do you not say happy birthday?

1:12:31 How is it like this? It's the evening. See, I thought the birthday was the next day, but I guess it was it was that day. How do you get all the way to the evening and you haven't said happy birthday to the girl you're banging? Like who also is suffering like a major traumatic like anniversary today. You don't even say happy birthday. That is like so shitty. That is so so shitty, you know. And she has to be the one to fish for the happy birthday. She has to be the one to text and say, "How's everything going? Missing everyone." you know, and um and then Kizy's like, "Shame, bit [ __ ] to be spending it ill, isn't it?" And the fact that her [ __ ] boyfriend died today. It's like, "Well, you know which way how you can make it better is that you can wish her a happy birthday. You do that, you know." So then Joe texts her and it's time to jump her boyfriend's bones.

1:13:19 Yeah. While she's sick. And then he goes, "Well, all is well. We miss you. Feel better." He doesn't say like, "How are you feeling? Are you feeling better? How's the day going for you?" He doesn't He's not even like inquisitive. It is like a brush off. We miss you. Feel better. I would be mad. I'd be like, "Fuck this guy."

1:13:38 Yeah. So then, um, now there's Clouds and Sandy's like, "Oh jeez, you know, I really don't like the spin-off." Oh jeez. I guess I'll watch it. There's nothing else on. So it's time to leave the dock. And

1:13:50 wait, I just want to Sorry. I I want to say something. I forgot it was the next morning. So it wasn't the whole evening. So I take I take that back. I feel it's not that Joe went the whole day and then texted at night. This was the morning, but still [ __ ] him.

1:14:04 Yeah, he still should have been more inquisitive. He still should have been like, "Happy birthday. How's how are you feeling today? How was the morning going?" Blah blah blah blah blah.

1:14:11 Yeah. So, uh, now it's time to leave the dock. And, um, Max has no idea where he's supposed to be, of course. And so, Gail is asking him, "Are you normally on the stern?" And he's like, "Oh, he switched me last time, so I don't know. What do I know?" Ah, time to drop some lines. Okay, time to go. Time to go. Time to go. And the water and churning waves and the boat is going. And Sy's like, "Yeah, driving a boat." Pretty cool, huh? So then V texts Kizzy because like everyone's ignoring V and she's like, she's like, "Hey girly, missing you. How's the charter? I'm just here in my hotel room celebrating a certain day of the year. I won't don't want to say what it is, but if you know what it is, you you could say something." So Ky's like, "Oh, it's so it's so good, but it's not obviously not the same to you. Hugs and kisses." But then she like erases the kisses part.

1:15:03 That was funny. She's like, "Too much. Too much." Um, so they're going to have a beach picnic at this lighthouse and um, so it's five minutes to Anchorage and Gail goes to talk to Sandy and she's just in such shock that she's here. I can't believe I'm in Barcelona. And she talks about how she took the master of yachts in Indonesia and learned so much. You should see me put together an IKEA shelf. Like that's my girl. This girl is gonna run an IKEA boat one day. I guarantee it.

1:15:34 Wow. Back a badass. She knows her way around an Allen Wrench, which by the way is the name of our uh first engineer, Alan Wrench. So the difference between Gail from last season and this season is that she's a year older. It's just awesome, you know. And if she continues in this career, too.

1:15:52 Yeah. God, she really Yeah. Also, all this time I thought it was G A I L G A E L. And then when I learned it was G A L, I thought it was a typo from G G- A L E, but it turns out it's G A L. I just There's so many layers to her. God bless her. It's completely changing. So, um, they're deciding who's going to go on the picnic. So Ky's gonna go and then we cut to Carllin who's the guest in the room with Waqen, right? And she's like, "Um, I have to go to the bathroom. I'm having diarrhea."

1:16:26 There's a clue. There's a clue. Someone has to Except she's speaking with intention of using a toilet. Like I don't I don't think

1:16:35 I know. I just mean it's a clue as the show cuz they're trying to figure out who every time somebody says anything about pooping, they're putting it in the show now, you know?

1:16:43 Yeah. Well, they tried to do a whole thing. They tried to do a whole bit where Asia was doing like a it could be this person, it could be that person, it could be this person or that person. And what's funny is that she names everyone as a suspect except for Walkin. She in fact she suggests that walken gets framed. So I feel like in the omission is the admission because I think that was the producers's way of being like, well, okay, we're going to be kind. We are not going to call out the guest that came on this boat, but we're actually going to call him out by not including him as a suspect. Also, we're gonna show that he he is actually changing in the room where the poop was. So, it's pretty obvious that that that was his room where he should be showering.

1:17:21 Yeah. So, Nathan wants to go on the picnic because Gail uh No, he doesn't want to go on the picnic because Gail's not going. So, he sends um Joe and Max instead so that he can spend time with Gail. And Max is already on set. He's like, "Oh, this is Bowsy. I'm tired. Gail is new, fresh, new crew member, full of energy." But oh, he did just do me because he want to stay on the boat with Gail. And Nathan's like, I did it because I want to spend time with Gail.

1:17:49 It's not. Yeah, this is not really professional. This is not professional. That's Nathan. Nathan has never been professional.

1:17:56 Yeah, I don't know like how legitimate it is to be like, "Oh, well, Gail's fresh, so she sent her on the picnic." Because Max is kind of lazy, so he's always saying he's tired. But I do think it's shitty that you're going to keep someone on the boat. purely because you're like in love with him. Like I think you kind of have to be professional and you have to just like not lead like that because that's going to cause resentment amongst your crew.

1:18:18 Yeah. Um so then Max goes and complains to Joe and Joe's like, "Well, you're right. You do have something valid there." And um Max is like, "Oh, he went really low on my standard of someone I respect because as he has just thought of him, only him." So then, um, Nathan's saying, "Well, basically, I have a limited amount of time with this girl and I'm gonna stay with her because I'm in love. Like, who cares about my job?"

1:18:44 And well, you know how, by the way, you could have had five more days with her. I I hate to break it to Could have had five more days with her. Um, it's only limited because of you and your actions.

1:18:54 Yeah. So, he's like, "I can't I've only have a limited amount of time except that I ghosted her."

1:19:00 Yeah. Uh, so Max Max goes and Nathan Mig and Gail get the water toys ready. Wen's awake, guys. Will he poop on somebody? We don't know yet. We're wondering.

1:19:13 It's like Hansel and Gretle just follow the trail of poop to see where he is. Um um so then Max is um is talking to Joe and uh because they're doing this the picnic setup and Max is like well you tell me what is happening. So Joe's like I'll let you into a little secret. I kiss Kizzy. He's like no. He's like but when I was drunk though yeah it came out of left field. We were not flirting at all that entire day or the day before that or the whole charter. But I'm gonna have to have the conversation now with Victoria. I'm gonna tell her because I'm a man and I don't hide nothing. Like, well, but you've told every single other person but her at this point.

1:19:59 I just don't want to hurt her cuz it's only a drunken kiss at the end of the day, you know. Okay, keep telling yourself that. So, now um we go back to the boat and Queenie is going on the big slide. I guess they call him Queenie. Ween. They call him Queenie.

1:20:16 Oh, Queenie. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so whatever. Kathy is talking to her mom and she there's an emergency. She gets an emergency call from her mom and she said uh she says Richard's girlfriend came around and said that he's gone. And is this her stepfather Richie?

1:20:35 So I think what she winds up saying is that Richard was her mom's partner after her parents split up. Richard was her mom's partner for like 15 years and so he basically was I think he came into the picture when she was two. He basically raised her and so it's basically like a father figure for her. So she just she starts to cry and everyone sees what's happening and Asia's trying to console her but she goes down to her room and then um you know Asa tells Captain Sandy ultimately. So, Captain Sandy goes down there and and like sits with her and uh it's like very you're like gh like when these things happen on reality reality TV it's very gutting because it's very very real. And so she's sitting there sobbing and the one thing that I thought was amusing in this was that you know Kathy's like she's crying and she's like yes I'm here and like they're taking care of me and Captain Sandy is here

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1:22:14 So, yeah. You know something I like to I like to tell myself when situations like this happen. These are the colors of the wind. These are the colors of the wind. You know what? There's no me in Pocahontas. Okay. Have you honestly though, have you ever seen little bear cry at the blue corn moon? It's adorable. So, um uh yeah, it's really sad. And um Kathy is crying and Sandy's consoling her and Asia's there consoling her. And then this like very dramatic to be continued sort of like comes at us and I was like, damn. For an episode that was all about this poop poop in the drain and this this this guy flouncing around the boat for it to end on this very somber and sobering note was totally unexpected but yeah very sad.

1:23:12 Yeah. Yeah. Poor Kathy. My god. Poor Kathy. They're like merry Christmas everyone. Like okay everyone it's Christmas is just a few days away. Time to have a very merry below deck episode. Someone fills a drink with poop and someone dies.

1:23:27 Yeah. Sit and die. Okay. Have fun. Thanks, Bravo. Hug your loved ones. Good god.

1:23:33 Around the Christmas tree. Wow. Well, thanks Robs. Um well, this has been a great year for us here at Watch What Crains. We've had an amazing time with you guys talking to you, getting to meet so many of you during the year. Thanks so much for being here with us and supporting us and letting us do this for a living because I don't think I could have asked for anything more fun than sitting here and talking to Ben every day and laughing with you guys.

1:23:58 Even I can't believe we're I can't believe we're ending our year talking about defecation in a pipe.

1:24:06 But like honestly [ __ ] show. It is truly a [ __ ] show. I was just looking at um I was going through pictures last night from the year cuz I was like going to write something about on my substack about food and I was like yeah like our tour was this year and we we saw a bunch of you guys earlier this year and really thank you for coming out to our shows and seeing us and it really was this was I think a banner year for us if I really have to say so. Like this I would say this is probably the best year that we've ever had as a podcast.

1:24:33 It's been so much fun. And when is our birthday? January. January. We turned 14 on I have it written down.

1:24:43 It's not like I thought it was the end of December. So, it's the No, it's in it's in Janu I think it's like January where is 14 January 25th. I have in January I have two things written down. Shade's birthday January 16th and Kappen's anniversary January 25th.

1:24:58 Yeah. Go. So, we're about to be and we're switching networks. We're next time you hear us uh well we'll have episode we're not going to stop putting out episodes but next time we're back liveish with you is going to be uh we're going to be at a new network. We will be back with a cast. So we're leaving Wondery. So thanks to Wry and everybody over there who's given us such a great time. We've had a really good time with you guys.

1:25:20 They were wonderful to us. Um we're also extremely excited to be back with Acast who we were with a while back. So um yeah

1:25:28 exciting fun. I don't know why I'm telling you. that you probably don't really even care about.

1:25:33 What I was trying to say though before was just that like you know the year began with the crappies and it was that was like the best crappies we ever had. Like that was absolutely insane that that that show we were on Watch What Happens Live and that was just like in January and it just felt like it just kept on going up from there. So starting that way and then we had our whole tour and then we had Bravo Con and then now we have this Poop in a Pipe episode. It really was like it actually really was an amazing it was really an amazing year of growth for us and and getting to see everyone and uh like really thanks for everyone who's like I can't believe that that like like approaching 14 years that like this is where the podcast is at.

1:26:16 It's really amazing. Yeah. Well, we're lucky. We appreciate you guys and we love you guys. Have an amazing new year. We'll talk to you next time.

1:26:24 Bye everyone.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper"?

In order: 0:00 Amazon, Below Deck Med, My Secret Santa; 10:00 Captain Sandy; 20:00 Captain Sandy; 40:00 Captain Sandy; 50:00 Amazon; 1:20:00 Captain Sandy.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

8 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Captain Sandy, Jeffrey – Pagano, Joe, Amazon, Asia, My Secret Santa, Below Deck Med. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Below Deck Med S10E13: Party Pooper"?

The episode runs 1 h 27 min; the transcript is about 17,896 words in 254 timestamped sections.

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