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RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies", an episode of Watch What Crappens published December 26, 2025 (1 h 20 min, about 16,175 words). It mentions 12 people, works and ideas, including Bose, Daria ("Dar"), Linda Kyle, PK, Erica.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Amanda Francis, Amazon
  2. – 30:00: Alicia Silverstone
  3. – 40:00: Chris Martin
  4. – 50:00: Alicia Silverstone, Chris Martin, Jamie Lee Curtis
  5. – 1:00:00: Rich as [__]
  6. – 1:19:38: Rich as [__]

Notable quotes from "RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies"

  • I'm doing good. I love that Amanda Francis is already so incredibly full of [ __ ] It's just it's just a gift to us as an audience, because now I think we're gonna we're gonna finally.
    about Amanda Francis · at
  • Welcome to the show. Monday is our final crap not crappy hour. We already did that. Monday is our final Amazon live for the year and that's going to be at 400 pm. It's going to…
    about Amazon · at
  • So, I'm just saying, did Alicia Silverstone play your mother once? No.
    about Alicia Silverstone · at
  • He goes, I don't know, like the Rolling Stones. No, wait, but like what about like Chris Martin though? He goes, Coldplay sucks. White women love Coldplay. Like okay. And like…
    about Chris Martin · at
  • Both like we're both child actresses and we both are competitive with our sisters. and we both know Jamie Lee Curtis and we both started TV shows with Alicia Silverstone. Like…
    about Jamie Lee Curtis · at
  • How do I say this? yeah, I came from very humble beginnings and my kids are rich as [ __ ] So, yeah. we didn't have a lot. On Friday nights, we would just hang out at Walmart. I would walk around Walmart for fun.
    about Rich as [__] · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • Amazon — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Sears — Company · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Crains. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benoon Tunes. How are you doing today, darling?

Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm doing great. I am manifesting what sort of provider I want to be. So, I think I'm kind of set for life. I've done the hard work of manifesting. How are you doing?

Manifest. You're putting the man in manifest Tiger. I'm doing good. Um, I love that Amanda Francis is already so incredibly full of [ __ ] It's just it's just a gift to us as an audience, you know, because now I think we're gonna we're gonna finally enter a season where Darede is not the most full of [ __ ]

which is going to be interesting because full of [ __ ] Full of [ __ ] They're all a lot of they're pretty much all full of [ __ ] And I'm also enjoying the Bose verse Amanda burgeoning issue there of like um seminar to seminar seminar on seminar violence as they would say of like wait a second you know like I do seminars but you do seminars but your seminars are full of [ __ ] my seminars are the good [ __ ] So it's like um this will be fun to watch seminar into Bose's seminars like we did Amanda's website last week. Maybe we'll do that later in the recap today cuz I'm curious what those are because I thought that was a little weird that Bose got so instantly turned off by Amanda's like stickick and then I didn't even think like she's got competing um seminars.

Let's see what they are. Bose seminars. Anyway, while I Google that, everybody, welcome to the show. Monday is our final crap uh not crappy hour. We already did that. Monday is our final Amazon live for the year and um that's going to be at 400 pm. It's going to be a good old time. We just chat with you. You chat with us. You ask us questions if you want to. We talk about stuff. We shop together. So 400 p.m. Pacific time Monday. So join us. You can find our link in bio on Instagram. Also, if you want these videos on recap, you get them on Patreon. That's also where you get all our bonus episodes. We've got a really fun two-parter coming up Friday and Monday for the traders. um we do a cast breakdown and uh do two episodes on it. So that's super fun. If you want to talk trash about that cast, join us over there. But today, today we are joined

the Badass Workshop curated by Bose. Well, here you've come to the right place because we've got your next move right here. Every session of the Badass Workshop is now available to you for you to watch. So, take your first step towards building your baddest self and sign up today. I mean, this sounds pretty full of [ __ ] too, right? The badass workshop. Um, full access sessions.

Don't forget to check out Bose's special urgent life super session where she breaks out her memoir lessons. I love it's like everyone, there's an urgent session that needs to be had that's just kind of like the other sessions probably. I mean, I think that what Bose has going for her is that she does have like she does have real credits in the world of corporate America. Um um I mean, and Amanda has sold has sold, you know, books and everything, but yeah, I kind of feel like this is a uh this is a battle royale between the seminar queens. And you know the I think with these seminars and just in general I have to say and I'm a skeptic because I'm also never taken them but I'm a skeptic and and I feel like all these all these seminars all these self-help gurus on a certain level they may be helpful but I do feel like there is a good amount of [ __ ] that comes with it too you know there's

of course yeah so you may get value from it but I feel like the business model is to get people to keep coming back So you have to feed a certain amount of [ __ ] So I just don't trust any of them and they know that which is why like there could there's only enough room for enough workshops. Like I feel like you kind of need to like to do the workshops. My outsider view is you sort of have to like create like a cult. I'm not saying that they are cults. You just have to create a cult like following

and that means you have to have blinders on to everything else. Which is why now like Bose and Amanda, they would butt heads potentially over their seminars because they would be they're literally direct competitors. Well, and when you look at their websites, they really are because Amanda's we saw last week it was, you know, every workshop is her in a different badass dress and, you know, looking glamorous. They're all glamour shots and like holding pity purses and big letters saying what's this chapter is about. But in Amanda's case, they're a big like girly cursive. They're like part two, manifesting your money, [ __ ] And then in Bose's, Bose does not use cursive. She uses extreme bold, like extreme bold. And but hers are the same.

It's all pictures of her and, you know, looking beautiful. There's like a chapter one, bring the badass looking gorgeous. Chapter two, looking gorgeous but on a floaty lips boardroom batty. Chapter three, in a suit in front of a bunch of flowers. Get that money, honey. Chapter four, Spirit, Mind, Body, and Wellness. And you can tell because I'm wearing something athletic, but also hot. And five, I'm in a wedding dress in a in an ocean. Live I live life urgently. I could drown right now in a wedding dress. Who wants that? So, they're similar. They're similar vibes.

So, yeah. Um I'm glad you pointed that out because I thought I forgot that Bose even had workshops.

Yeah, they haven't highlighted that at all. But when we first met Bose, I always have this image of her walking to her seminar and she had her whole team sort of like walking behind her. They were like a second line and they were just sort of like doing this like march to the seminar together. And it was so funny to me that like that shot was like it's like seared in my brain. But what's interesting is I'm looking at Bose's website and her workshops like her level two workshop her her her level one is $50. Then I'm sorry super session is $50. The urgent life level one is 100.

That's five sessions. Level two is 150, five sessions, and then level three is 250 for 10 sessions or so. And I'm trying to find prices on Amanda's website. And I'm not seeing a lot of prices. The only thing I did find is on the bundle page that like you can get a bundle of videos and if you were to buy each video separately, it says it would cost $2,700, which makes me feel like Amanda may be overcharging for whatever it is. If you buy all our videos, you'd spend $2,700. Whereas Bose is like a class is $150. It's $150 for five classes. So,

where are you seeing the prices? Cuz when I press sign up, it's trying to get my info and I'm not giving it to him.

On Amanda? No, on Bose. Oh, on Bose, it just says the badassworkshop.com. You just scroll down, just says the workshop. It says the badass workshop, $150, all five sessions. It's just It's just straight up right there. Oh, I'm on a page um that says about badassworkshop.com, but it doesn't say prices, but anyway. Oh, yeah, there it is. Oh my gosh, I scrolled down to the glamour shots. I mean, yeah, it's so high up that I I didn't even look for it. I was expecting it to be at the bottom. Yeah, this is definitely cheaper than Amanda's

because this is worth $19,000. Like, oh jeez. So, now she's going to act like $18,000 is a bargain or something, you know? Well, I think also the fact that she doesn't really publish her prices anywhere easy to find is a huge red flag. Like,

yeah, that's actually like Booze is just like my this is how much it costs. Sign up. But Amanda does not have prices anywhere. I'm trying to find them more. They're not easily accessible. I mean, I'm I'm scrolling through and that's just a that's she needs to manifest some some prices on here. Okay. because she has a lot of information, but I'm not seeing anything. Okay, let's see. I'll click on uh sell from your soul. Okay, you click on this. It's her sitting Amanda and some sort of like roughly roughly shouldered top with like a leather skirt. It's the sacred art of calling in, sharing with, and selling to those who need your work. And it's like a lot of text. Here's the thing, why you need it. I mastered this. Blah blah blah blah. Hi there. I'm Amanda Francis. I don't feel like a salesperson. Blah blah blah blah. It goes on and on and on. on there's the platform blah blah blah fear tactics forcer funnels and you scroll

down and down you're like okay where's the good stuff how much does it cost to take this class scrolling scrolling scrolling module one modu oh oh here we go finally the training okay uh pre-work the soul the soulful art of sacred selling value $4.97 it's a 10 part

she's telling she's telling you the value but she's not telling you how much it is yeah that's what I found

3.97 then39 97. This is more expensive. I'm saying it right now. Yeah. So, let's If you want to get hustled with positivity, go to Bose.

So, I'll see you for cheaper. I also feel like there's something about like how how wordy Amanda's website is that makes it feel like more of a con job. It's like you're working extra hard to convince me, which has me with my red flags up.

Um, well, yeah, that's kind of the nature of these, you know. They they each have but you know Boses like I said is in bold and not like cursive and they're paragraphs instead of like entire pages. So

yeah, I don't know. Um so let's get to it, shall we? Here we go. 1503. A match made in Beverly Hills 7 heaven. And it's Beverly Hills. So we start with Dior Tiny Dong. Lots of Claus Zul bottles. I collect them. I love them. Got 20 of them. Sorry, I was just trying to do the violins in the background to set the stage, you know, get the tone just right for us.

Bose is with Nico, her assistant, who's pulling a Lala today with his over the shoulder but arms not in his jacket look. Luke and she's like, "Oh, I feel like the hostess of the Bachelorette today." And he's like, "And then what are the men called on that? Like the bachelors?" She's like, "Yeah, yes,

yes." He says it like it's like, "Oh my god, are they so stupid that they call him the bachelors?" It's like, "Yeah, Nico, that's that's what they're called." Poor sweet Nico. He's so sweet and so lovely. And sometimes he says some very dumb things and it's hilarious. You just want to

hold him in your arms. Just cuddle him a little bit. Just rock him. Put his jacket on, right? Is what I want to do before his wrist catch cold.

So he's like, "I've never seen that show. It's where the old people date, right?" She's like, "Um, no. So, I've come to a striking revelation. Almost everyone is single in this group, and these girls are going through it. So, Bose is like, uh, she's going to matchmake. Yeah. And she's like, "Oh, Darit's going to be the most enthusiastic of all the girls." And he's like, "No, maybe Erica." She, "Oh, Erica's going to scare them." And secretly, Kyle's going to be nervous. It's not going to be secret. Kyle's going to be performatively nervous.

And um she's like, "Oh, Kyle, finally she can let her hair down. And hopefully she can do the splits or something.

Yeah, something new. Yes, hopefully she can feel so relaxed she can do a split. You know, I went through my contacts list and found eligible bachelors that meet my friends needs. I also learned that I don't have a lot of friends who are single. It's really the best I could come up with. It's kind of sad. I went through my contacts and realized, God, I know a lot of aging douchebags. So, it's time to have a party. So, we see the guys. They're all outside like, hey. Yeah. Hi. What do you do? What do you do? What do you use in your hair? Everything. How about you? Literally every stem cells. I use stem cells in my hair as well.

Yeah, bro. Yeah. And we see a flashback um where Bose has called the girls together and she has a whiteboard and she's like, "All right, everyone, give me adjectives from men that you like. Rich, okay. Wealthy. Okay. Lots of money." Okay. And what about personalitywise?

Old as [ __ ] I want old as [ __ ] almost dead, really pasty, balls down to his ankles. Can Can you find that for me? Thanks.

I want someone who can like feed Kaas. Ka means like a lot to me. Like Ka Ka. I just want someone like who won't hurt my ex-husband's feelings or my or my daughters.

I'm an actor. I want I want someone who is okay with fixing vending machines. He'll have to do that before he enters my house. So, she goes out and she meets the guys and she's like, "Oh, let me tell you a secret, guys. These ladies are nervous. The group chat is filled with, "What do I say? What do I do? You should see the group chat. It's crazy." And Sutton, we see the group chat and Sutton's like, "I can wear a cat sweater. Here's a cat gif." They're they're saying, "What do I do?" Because they're what they're trying to ask is, "How do I seem um friendly even though I have no interest in these people?"

like what what are the things I should say so I don't look like a total [ __ ] on camera even though I already know I don't want to date any of these men. None of them are famous enough.

So then uh we go to Erica getting glam and she's like I just want to look like a normal human being. Try and do that today. I know it's nothing I've ever asked for but I want to look normal cuz men get scared of me the face. Keep it young but approachable but not approachable. I want to look like I could give you a [ __ ] in the back alley but I might not might not might not might not might not might not might not might not. Mama. Mama. Okay, glam team. Make me look pretty. That's all I want. Like, okay, I'm going to make you look snatched. Well, I don't want to seem like I'm something that belongs in Dar's house, you know. No, that's not what snatched means anymore.

Well, watch your mouth. What? You better watch your mouth in here, okay? I've already gotten a letter from the Catholic Church this week.

I need a I need a Coca-Cola. I'm going to struggle. And we see Dar, she's having a moment where she's just like putting on rings and it's like Like what?

Well, we're seeing what Dar does when she can't afford glam. She's like, I'm going to put a ring on a different finger. I guess I'll just talk to myself. If I put too many rings on here, then no one can can claim me, right? Because then you can't put a ring on it like Biances says, right? Oh, I'm so done with the popular music. So, we go to Bosees and uh everybody starts showing up and when Kyle and Erica come, the music's like it's like, "Well, I don't know about Kyle's single state. Is she single because she's accepted her separation from Mo? Is she really even single at all?" H the mystery.

Hey, sorry to interrupt your inner monologue, Bose, but I do have to ask a question. Why did you bring your most expensive bag Kyle?

And Kyle's like, "Oh my god, it's me. I got like a mini Cali." Oh, shows up. Shows her Airmes bag. $36,000. Yikes. Oh, you're signaling high maintenance and stay away from me. Oh, speaking of, here's Dar. Andrea's like, "Oh, booze. You're a goddess. Look at you. I've never seen anyone so gorgeous." Booze. Have you seen booze? Gorgeous. By the way, just circling back to Kyle's little message that she's going to bring her most expensive Hermes bag so that way um the guys know what they have to live up to or what they have to provide for her. I guarantee that message is going to be totally lost on them. I guarant Especially the comedian. The comedian is just going to be like, "Hey, cool bag. Did you get that at Marshalls?"

Yeah, they're guys. Um so, um Kyle's like, "Oh my god, we're all wearing black. Why do we all look like we're going to a funeral? [clears throat] Because for most of for everyone who's watching this show, they've just watched uh the future 25 minutes die in front of their eyes. Like, oh my god.

Wow. We're going to be watching this for about 25 minutes of air time. We're mourning our Thursday nights. So Rachel's like, "Well, the key is you have to try too hard because like like if you look desperate and thirsty like look, if you wear black on the first date, you're saying I want to have sex with you." So I wore black.

Yeah. cuz I wanted to look like I didn't think about that cuz I like didn't care cuz like I wasn't really thinking. I was like I like I was like oh my god I'm going to wear black cuz I'm like not even paying attention to the fact that I'm like going on a date not even realizing that I'm like dressing [ __ ] in black.

I heard about this party and then I died so I dressed for my own funeral but I came back to life to come here but like I'm dead being here. I'm like literally flatlined

because like when I'm at home I have to wear black cuz like when Ka eats he spits all like all over my shirt this way it hides the stains. It's like I wasn't even thinking like getting

Yeah. So Erica's like I look like a maid that's about to get bent over and [ __ ]

She does kind of She's wearing this like black dress with kind of a white under thing that hangs out in the bottom like a flip is showing.

Yeah. Yes. Very clear. Black. Mhm. Everyone comes in black and she's like, "Well, we look like we just came from a witch convention." Which, by the way, I mean, that's a very glamorous witch convention.

Now, there's another Yeah, real witches. The real witches of Eastwick. So, Erica's like, it says that we're in our lives. Okay. Black clouds hanging over all of us. Yes. We just have to know that we're we just we have to just know going in that they're all cute, they're all successful, and they're all very very nice. So, who's going to be afraid to talk to them next? Who's first? Kyle, you going to run into a closet? No. Just don't go in uh Oh, no. It's Buzz. She goes, "Don't go in asking for dickpicks." And Erica's like, "How dare you? How dare you?" And Kyle's like, "Um, I get enough dickpicks in my DMs." Like, what's a dickpick supposed to make me do? Be like, "Um, hi. Want to meet up?"

Yeah. I mean, I think actually I think that's the intent. Like fix are really weird though. Just like random in people's DMs. They are kind of weird.

It's weird to just send one without context. It's like one thing if like you're like already sexing and then one comes up, but like just to start with that is such a bold move.

Yeah. Um so Rachel's like, I'm going to go out there wearing my sunglasses. Like did anybody else die when I said that? Like literally like crazy. Like just you know what? Turn off all the machines. I'm dead. There's just no use for me. Yeah, Rachel's going to go out in the sunglasses and Dar's like, "Don't do that. It's rude." So, they go out, she's like, "Hello, everyone. Hello. I've just come in from the continent. Hello." Oh, well, I didn't realize how many of these women are socially awkward. Quil Sutton. Well, I knew Sutton once, but So, Sutton goes up to a guy and she's like, "Okay." Ha, Greg. Rick. Greg.

Rick. Jonathan. Rick, please change your name. I just don't like Rick. Are we going to get there? Are you going to work with me here?

Thank you. And there's this guy named Sebastian who's a motivational speaker who's probably the hottest of the bunch.

What' you say? And a crab. And a crab. And a crab. You think he's the hottest? Well, cheese ball.

Who was Can you tell me who was hotter than him? The douchebag that Rachel was going to be.

The lawyer. Yeah. Yes, he's kind of hot. I mean, he was an [ __ ] but he was the hottest. And then I think second was the real estate guy that worked with Mo before.

I don't know. I mean, look, if you're going for like old men country club guys.

Yeah. So, uh, Rachel is like, "Oh my god, is this like a receiving line or is it like a flat line?" Cuz like I'm the flat line. I'm like dead. I'm like, "I died. I died on the line. It's like a dead It's like a flat line in the receiving line." Like they brought a corpse to the receiving line. You're shaking hands with the corpse right now. It's literally a dead corpse.

Listen, put a mirror under my nose. There's not going to be fog. I'm dead. So, um, she's like, "Yeah, I um I want biggest flirt at 6 years old day camp. I want a ribbon and everything." They asked us to choose a husband to marry on the camp bus. Guess who I chose? The 18-year-old camp counselor.

I think this was supposed to be a charming story, but instead I left concerned.

So, I did, too. I was like, "Uh uh, someone check on the Sleepaway camp, please." And so Erica is acting nervous, which is hilarious. She's like, "Oh my god, I can't do it. I need to go to the bar. I just don't know how to do this." You know, there's two boys in me. There's Erica Jane. Erica Jane. Erica Jane can do anything. She can She can crawl on the ground. She can get [ __ ] in an alley. She can sing. Okay. Well, she can't sing. Let's be honest. But Erica Erica's very nervous. Very nervous. Oh god. So, we're back to the Erica has two personality things.

Yeah, exactly. I've never seen this version of Erica before. Where's the woman on stage crawling around in heels? Probably with whips and chains somewhere. Where is she? Where is that Erica? Oh, there she is. [crying] All the guys like, "Good night, everyone. Good night. We're going to go home." So, um, one of the guys is like, "Oh, I've thought of an icebreaker activity. Let's just do some ice breaking. Let's do it the oldfashioned way." So, Darit, how long have you been single? She's like, "Oh, God. 5 minutes a year. Who knows? It's painful. Was I single when I was together? I don't even know. Who is picky? Who is [gasps] he? Was there a man in my bed? Was there ever a man in my bed? I could have put him in the oven and come out with croissants if I'd had it on 350 for 12 minutes or so. That's what I'll tell you, buddy."

I like that. That guy's idea of a good icebreaker is ask how long someone's been single for. I'm like, is that an icebreaker or is that an ice maker? So, then another guy is like, "Oh, well, Dar, I've never heard a lemon referred to as a circus when it's done." She's like, "Listen, it's clean. It's easy. And it's a good way to describe my marriage." It's like, "Oh, is that how you'd also describe yourself?" Well, I am not easy, but Kyle is though. Go tell her I told you so. Which is way of saying, "Okay, our conversation's done.

You can flirt with Kyle now." You suggested that I was a [ __ ] and you'd think it's hilarious to just my carcass out thing. How dare you, sir?

Yeah. So, she's like, "Well, I'm out of practice, but that doesn't mean it's good. I mean, I know I'm a good fle."

So, Bose gives an announcement and thanks them all. Oh, were we going to say something, my little darling?

No, I was not going to say anything. I was just merely going to make noises. Continue speaking. We've got stations for ladies to sit and questions I've written and we're going to go round until everyone's met. Kyle, sit here. Erica, you go inside. Sudden just please don't embarrass us as a country. Just as a country. So Erica's like, "Well, I'd be on a I'd be more comfortable on a stage with more clothes. I mean, with no clothes. Sorry. I'd be comfortable naked on a stage."

So Bose starts a clock because they each have sessions cuz speed dating. So Kyle's talking to some guy. She's like, "Um, so have you been married and is he famous?" And the guy's like, "Well, uh, yes I have." Oh, yeah. Oh, cool. That's really exciting. Yeah. Um, have you ever created a show with John Wells before? Like I have. No. Okay. He's did the pit also. He's kind of a hit right now.

So, I'm just saying, did Alicia Silverstone play your mother once? No. Okay, moving on. So, we go to Erica and like, "Oh, you a lawyer?" And he goes, "Uh, well, I was, but I'm not anymore."

Oh, thank God. And excuse me now. What do you do for fun? You know, cuz I I haven't had fun in so long. And he goes, "Well, it's such a sexy dress. How is that not fun? What you're wearing?" H Well, I'll tell you this much. Still good. Still good. So, we go back to Sutton and he's like, "Oh, so you are are you more dominant or submissive?" And she's like, "Well, I've learned to be more dominant in my life, and I'm real proud of myself." You know, last week I got mad at the grass and I had somebody come over and I had him cut it.

Um, I think the card means sexually. Are you more dominant sexually? She's like, "Oh, well, that's rather much of a heathen question if you ask me. I've been on a lot of bad dates. I went on that one that was all about the mother. Remember that one?" And we see flashbacks of that guy who just wouldn't stop talking about the mother. God, I am so sick of those people that only talk about their mother. Anyway, let's do another scene with Reba. I wonder what Reba thinks of this man. Yeah, I wouldn't describe myself as dominant. More dormant. Uh, so he's like, "Okay, moving on." So then Rachel is chatting with a guy named Garb and he's like, "Um, [clears throat] yeah, you might know me because um I started ComicCon." What? Yeah. you know, so if you're into superheroes and she's like, "No, I can't." Like,

please stop it. Like, I just came back to life. Like, please stop. I mean, you're like, you're like my kryptonite. Is that a superhero thing? Cuz like I want to die right now. Like, please.

The only superhero I like is Deadpool cuz that's like literally me. I'm like a dead pool. A pool of like extensions. Just like dead right now. Like dead. I'm over I'm over it.

So, there's a huge douche Oh, go ahead. I just want to say when I was like, "Whoa, this guy started Comic-Con. that's major. But then I looked it up and this guy started like an alternate Comic-Con called like Ace Comic-Con, which I'm sure is a perfectly fine convention, but for him to be like, I started Comic-Con when there's like a very wellestablished internationally famous Comic- Con and then there's also your Comic-Con. You're a little bit of a con artist, I have to say. But that being said,

but that being said, also I love that like she doesn't she doesn't know this. All she knows is this guy says he started Comic-Con and that's like if I heard that I'd be like whoa that's major and she just does not care. She's like Comic-Con. So that's like a convention for like nerds that like nerds.

Well, it does say he's founder he's chairman and CEO of Wizard Entertainment and also a co-founder and CEO of Ace Comic-Con. But is that the regular one? Because it says Comic-Con founder

on his Instagram. Is Ace Comic- Con the Comic- Con and they just call it Comic-Con? So, the San Diego Comic-Con is a comic book convention and multi-genre entertainment event held annually. I don't know why I became Lisa Vanderpump, but she just had to jump in there. But the founders, it was started in 1970 by Shell Dorf, Richard Alf, Ken Cougar, and Mike Tarry, Ron Graph, Barry Alonzo, Bob Sorc, Scott Shaw, John Pound, Roger Friedman, David Clark, and Greg Bear. And as far as I can tell, I don't see Garb in there. There's no in there.

Garb. Uh oh. Garb, you you're a [ __ ] Comic-Con scanner. That is That is exactly what that is. Okay, cuz we all know San Diego Comic- Con is the one.

That's the one people. So, um Erica is talking to the biggest douchebag in the room. And he's like, "Yeah, I don't date a lot of girls in Los Angeles. Girls here are pretty bad." And she just goes, "Oh god."

I love when guys do that as if they're like some great trophy. Like, you think you are, sir?

Really? blaming and also like really smart move like you're sitting down with a woman being like god the women in LA are just pieces of [ __ ] huh like oh jeez

so we go to Dar doing the he's doing the game that's what he's doing he's negging he's trying to make her feel insecure so that way she's attracted to him more like this is a guy who 100% 20 years ago read the game and was like I'm taking all those lessons I'm going to look up mystery and find out what he's doing was that that guy's name mystery you know what I'm talking about

yeah I remember that guy with a hat gross Yeah. Uh, so um the only worst the only guy worse than that is the salt guy. The guy who comes in and goes like this with salt

salt bay. Yeah. Oh, I hate that. How did that go viral? Like I don't understand why that went viral.

I just salting from his Yeah, I hate him. Okay, so my favorite conversation is Dar with this next guy. She's He goes, "So where do you live? This side of town." She goes, "We're on the west side, right?" And he's like, "No, this is more like the east side." But I don't know what side I live on. I live in a place called the Villi. Have you heard of it? And he's like, "Uh, oh, okay. Well, do you know where it is?" And he's like, "Uh, that way." Well, could you find out? Cuz I want to make sure I get back there in time.

I have no idea where she lives. I don't know where I am. I just get into a car and I show up.

I just Boo's house somewhere. You live on the extreme west side of the valley, Dar. That's where you live, right? Isn't she in like uh Isn't that Ino? It's like on the west side of the valley.

She's in She lives in In which is Well, the west side of the valley will be like Woodland Hills, but it's still more western valley. She's on the other side of the 405. She's like, I don't know where I am. East side, west side, west side to the east side. No diggity. Where am I now? Woohoo. I don't know where I am. I just love she just she just gets in cars and arrives in places and has no spatial awareness. She's like she she could be in Kentucky for all she knows.

So Rachel is talking to the douchebag guy and uh she's like, "Oh my god, it's like musically like who's amazing." And he goes, "I don't know, like the Rolling Stones." No, wait, but like what about like Chris Martin though? He goes, "Coldplay sucks. White women love Coldplay." Like okay. And like this guy's like saying white women love Coldplay. Coblade sucks. You just said the Rolling Stones. Not that the Rolling Stones suck, but like I'm pretty sure that's also white women, too.

This guy has so many issues with women. My god. Like he wasn't he the one who was just like, "Yeah, women in LA suck." And he's like, "White women love cold play." What's this guy?

He's probably [ __ ] problem. He's probably still listening to his like Outcast CD from 2003 trying to get cred from that being like, "Yeah, man. speaker box. That's an album. It's like, okay congratulations.

He's like, "Hey, yeah, now that's music." So Rachel's like, "Yeah, when I was younger, like I was always in love with the wrong guy." And I realize now that like I'm still her.

Yeah, I'm still her. I shouldn't be able to choose. Don't let me choose a man. And we just cut back to her and she's like giggling and smacking his leg like he's just so hilarious. Like, "Yep, you picked the worst one."

Yep. The first time in 20 years of Bravo that we've seen Rachel Zo get animated and giggle. She's like, "Haha, you're crazy saying that about Cold Play." I mean, by the way, it is hilarious that she I never would have thought Rachel Zo of all people would be like, "I really like Cold Play." Like, that was not what I expected. I thought she was going to say some DJ like, you know, like DJ Frankfer, like so good. Like, he's like playing at a party tomorrow night. Like, I'm actually going to go. He's actually like a friend of mine, but he's like actually kind of hot. Like we kind of have a thing going on, but like whatever. I don't know. I die.

Coldplay. Yeah. I feel like she wants like Also, none of these guys are for Rachel, though. I think she wants a guy who has longer hair, like who's like hipster. It's kind of edgy, you know?

Yeah, I like. Um, so now we go to Kyle. She's talking to some real estate agent named Chase. And she goes, "Oh my god, my husband would die. We're separated." And he goes, "Yeah, I know your husband. We had a deal." She goes, "Oh, yeah. I'm sure you did." I can't get away from Mo. Especially when I bring him up. Yeah. Like it's like everywhere. Like every every time I'm talking to someone and I'm like, "Oh my god, I used to be married to Mauricio." They're like, "I know Mauricio." I'm like, "Oh my god, I cannot get away from him. Like why do people keep talking about him?" He goes, "But he does make good deals."

So then Dar's talking to another She's talking to the the self-help guy. I guess that's what he is, right? Or self-help speaker or something. God, we're overrun with them right now on Bravo. Enough.

So, he's like, "Yeah, I married a stranger in Vegas for a day. That was on my bucket list." And Dick goes, "I was just going to say that's a bucket list thing and you did it. She got married in a day." He's like, "Well, it's legal in your country." Cuz well, when I turn the charm on, I'm not just a giggle type. I'm more in the eyes, the hair flip, the three different accents I do at once. Whenever in doubt, just say it's a bucket list thing. All right. The guys all love to reach, but they also all love and all the girls love Sebastian.

And um they're all saying, "Oh, yeah. They guys, I think that is like, yeah, I think they're good together because they both have accents.

Everyone says I'm loquacious." And I say, "What's that? Is that a location that we're in? Does that mean if you're locationquacious, does that mean you don't know the location that you're actually been driven to?

I've just learned I live on the west side. And Sebastian was like, "Wow, you loquacious. What a word."

Big one. That was a big one. Erica Erica's talking to Caleb and she's like, "So you're a nerd. So I spotted you a mile away. Tell me more." He's like, "Yeah, I grew up around those picker. Go ahead. You got 5 seconds. [gasps and laughter]

You know, if you grew a pot belly and were about 20 years older, I'd actually find you sexy." So he says, "Yeah, well, I grew up really into comic books and sports cars." Yeah, I love a sports car. Just want to get in and drive it. He's like "No cards."

Oh, [clears throat] sports cars. I didn't know cards was a sport, but whatever. Um, so she's like, "Yeah, I've got no game." Now she's talking to a douche, the douchebag, and she's, "Oh, so you're in law, huh? So what are you, a slimy weasel?" And he's like, "Uh, yeah." Like he looks so offended, but she's the first person to shut this [ __ ] up. So, I was actually really proud of Erica because she's the first one that got that guy like up.

So, then um Rick is talking to Sutton. He goes, "I love your accent. I mean, mine comes back back when I'm home. I've been fortunate to be in baseball. I represent a bunch of baseball players. I'm basically famous. I'm famous pro by proxy." Well, doesn't Wait, Sen owns a baseball team, doesn't she?

I think so. Yeah, maybe that's why they were talking about it. Yeah, she did. I think she did. And so he's like, she's like, "Well, I'm interested. I could like Rick." And so now Bose kicks all the men out because time's up. And S's like, "Nice meeting y'all. Bye. Bye, Rick." And then Rick on his way out, it's like, "Erica, God, you're hot. Here's my card. Give me a call sometime. Please please." And basically does not give the number to her son. So Rachel is like, "I love bows and there's like nothing I won't do for her." But I knew there was like 0% chance I was meeting a guy at speed dating. Like does anyone here even know how to play guitar? I don't even think so.

Dead dating. I'm in speed dating. No. So, um, the girls gather outside and Rachel's like, "Wow, Dar, you were like so amazing at flirting. Like that was fantastic. Use like 30 different accents. It's like I've never seen anybody pull out like um their app for like Rosetta Stone before, but like that was amazing. Good job.

Well, they do say I'm lquacious, so I'm very good in these locations of situations. What else? What what are words really

tonight was a boost of confidence. I feel like fun flirty D was back and it felt good.

It took fun flirty D a long time to get back to me, but that's cuz she had no idea if she was on the west side or the east side. But now once the bart and the soul connected, it was it's been all great. [gasps]

So Bose is asking their favorite guy, and they all agree it was the Aussie um self-help guru. And son's like, "Well, I I kind of liked Rick." And Erica's like, "Oh, really? Well, did Rick give you his card?" Because Rick gave me his card. He's like, "Well, I'm just saying your attorney husband didn't work out too well, so maybe you should reconsider that slut." [screaming]

To read in the corner, laughing, but also having her soul exit her body temporarily to go get coffee. [screaming]

It's back. My soul got coffee. All right, ladies, gather around. Gather around. I'm about to do something very important. In the spirit of kindness and friendship and goodwill to those less fortunate than me, Sutton, please take the card of the hot man that didn't like you.

Oh gosh. I just want to prove that I'm a good friend. Like, [snorts] wow. Nothing showing good friend like pointing out in front of everybody that the only person Sutton liked liked you and not her.

Yeah, you're such Enjoy these sloppy seconds that I never had in the first place.

Here, take my HelloFresh box. Um, so, uh, she's like, they but they do they do view this as like a a lovely gesture. They're like, oh, that was nice. And so, Dar's like, Coyle, are you actively looking for someone and is that person a boy or a girl? Can we get to the bottom of it? She's like, um, of course not. Like, whatever. She's like, but what do you mean? I mean, you're not looking, right? She's like, but I'm not 3 years in. It's like, oh, well, um, I just like I just want to be married again. And everyone's like, married and Erica's like, "Dar, hey, Darene, come over here for five minutes.

Come on. Let's have a let's have a private talk. All right, come on." So, they go off and then Sutton just immediately follows them. She's like, "Private my ass. I'm going to sit down. I'm going to listen to everything. You You ain't going Well, I'll tell you what you're not going to do.

Have private." Hey, come here, too. Hey, tweets. I just want to check in on you. Okay. Uh, son, you just sit right there. Okay. So, did your kids go to Florida or whatever? Because this is a really uninteresting story line that I feel compelled to ask you about because the producer said, "Hey, go ask the read a question in the other room so that way co can have a scene outside with Bose." [gasps]

They did go. They did go and finally they facetimed me from Florida and finally I had my baby back. I saw Chica. I saw Chica.

Did they Did they go to Wait, I have a question. Did they go to Disney World, Disneyland? cuz Disneyland's on the west coast and Disney World's on the east coast.

Who's loious now? Hey, so you have to take care of yourself, you know, cuz Dar, when I look at you, I see you are a lady who does not get pampered, does not have free time, can't just putter around her kitchen drinking Coca-Cas and putting rings on her fingers. You need to take care of yourself for once. Um, and Erica's like, "Here's the deal. When you're going through a divorce, you got to be in a good state of mind cuz anything and everything will be used against you. You got starving orphans, people on fire, plane crash victims, you got to be counted against you.

Stolen earrings that are with $4 million that you're bragging about cuz maybe they were funded by the the the plot of some other people. They'll use anything they can get against you. But men men can get away with everything. Uh your husband's going to die in jail. M. So

I think she's largely right. But yes, yeah, she is right. Erica, she's right, but just she's like the worst person deliver it.

No, of course she's right. But it's just Erica. It's like, oh my gosh. Uh, so Sutton's like, "Okay, well, here's the thing. You will survive this, but you know what? It sucks and you suck. And I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that a sucky person is going through a sucky time. I'm so sorry to read." And she's like to see a different sort of something. She's telling it from a heart. A cold, cold, crispy, crunchy, shriveled up little heart. And it feels Jeong Yuing. It feels Jeong Yuing. So I appreciate it.

It takes me back to 1995 and seeing a commercial that announced the softer side of Sears. And I thought, "Wow, gee, there's another side of Sears." I never realized.

Gee, well, I see myself in this broken wing she's walking around with. And it's the hardest thing to watch. Did someone summon me? There's a broken bird in Hollywood. I'd love to help you, but Kyle's still here. Call me when you get rid of the skank. Just poops out. So Bose, Rachel, and Kyle are talking in the other section. And Bose is like, "Well, I want to be a good friend to anybody. Everybody. Kyle. Kyle. There's somebody. I'm I'm trying to peel back the onion of Kyle. Kyle, let me peel that. Oh, Kyle. Stinky, stinky onions.

Stinky onions. So, Carl, tell me, did it spark? And if not, tell me, girl, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Just tell me. Do you want a manly? Do you want a big, long hair, short hair, vagina, penis? Go ahead, tell me. Tell me. And just know that if you bring me to tears, it's only because you're an onion, and it has nothing to do with my emotional state. It's just a chemical reaction to being near you, Kyle. She's like, "Well, um, thanks a lot. Um, I mean, I'm not the only single one here, so I don't know why everyone's asking me questions all the time, but you

Okay. Well, you just don't want to hook up to hook up, right? You don't want to just be like, Right. Right. Is that what you're saying? You don't want to just You just don't want to What do you want, Kyle? What do you want? And

you're not the one that kind of girl, are you? You're like, you would like die if you I would die if I did that. Unless it was like Chris Martin. I would totally hook up with Chris Martin. Like, I die. I die. I literally die for Chris Martin.

So, Carl asked, "Well, how long have you been in love?" And she's like, "Three times." And Rachel's like, "Four?" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed to admit that. But four, four. One was with an ice cream truck guy when I was like, I don't know, 13, and he was probably 19, so it was inappropriate, but it counts. And Kyle's like, "Well, I've been in love three times, too." Like, "Okay, well, nice. Try to change the conversation, but um we're still going to ask you questions."

Does that mean you've been in love three times or six times? Cuz three times two are you're doing math. I can't tell what's going on here. She's like, um, I don't know what answer is the better answer to get you guys to stop asking me this question. We'll say three. We'll go with three. Yeah, three. So, she goes, "Have you found love?" And goes, "That's like a good feeling to find love." Like, I actually fell in love just like last week, but it was like a Versace jacket and I just like fell in love. So, both like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I did find love. I did." And she goes, "But now you don't have it anymore, Kyle."

And she's like, "But now I just I'm I'm I'm on my own again." Oh, Kyle, you're still dating that girl. I don't believe it. Oh, by the way, I also have to apologize to you and to the whole audience because I've been getting comments all week that are like, "Ronnie, duh. Morgan has been out of the closet. She's out of the closet." I went on this whole thing last week. I took up everybody's go like an hour. And Ben was like, "No, I think she's out of the closet." And I was like, "Nope, she's absolutely not." The reason I said that was because when this was going on last year, I was googling it and reading Reddit threads about it and and everything I found says that Morgan will not talk about it. She says no, which to me means in the closet. But people are telling me that she's been out of the closet. She just is private about her life, I guess.

So, my pity is kind of waning here because if you're out of the closet, then I don't want to hear it from you, Kyle. Talk about it, Miss Open and Honest. Get to yapping.

Yeah, get to yapping. on your face. I don't know where I Sometimes you just have to say get to Yap and period and not add a preposition cuz then we have

Sometimes period it's okay. Yeah. I'm a preposition queen. Okay. When I'm supposed to have my period, I go for the preposition and then I get myself into trouble time and time again. I cannot help it. I cannot help it. Well, Kyle is saying, "Oh, Bose is acting like she's never heard anything or seen anything." And she's like asking all these questions and I'm like, "Okay, okay, Bose. Like, you don't you don't ever like read People magazine." Okay. Like, you don't you don't know what's going on with Kyle. Like, I'm pretty famous. So, yeah. Like, hello. I kind of like invented like like the show. So, like it's like, "So, was it your choice or was it not your choice?" Um, it's complicated. Sorry. I just I know I could just like answer your questions normally, but I just want to keep having you ask me questions cuz it feels really good to be like center of attention once. So Bose is like, "Okay, well, it's

really hard for Kyle to be vulnerable, but I'm really glad that she's at least sharing a little bit cuz I want to be there for her and support any way I can. This new um this new like uh characterization of Kyle as this heavily guarded person that's hard to get to know. This is that's not that's not Kyle." Like Kyle's always yammering about every single thing in her life that makes her feel sad and she like trembles her lip, but she's doing it now. Now she's like, I just need to be private right now. And it's just it's funny because as they say how how difficult it is for Kyle to be vulnerable when Kyle is the queen of being open and honest. Like that's her whole thing is be open and honest, open and honest. And yet for some reason now all of a sudden she's the one that they have to do baby steps with to be vulnerable. That's like I can't I can't deal with this anymore.

But it's so funny cuz Kyle gives her nothing. She's just like, "It's dot dot dot complicated." And Boza is like, "Wow, look at Kyle opening up. That's all I needed. That's all I needed because I'm a girl's girl, Kyle. I want to be in everyone's business." And she's like, "Okay, well, why don't you just ask what you want to ask Bose? Okay, I could go Brad or I could go Angelina. That's what you want to say, right? Just say it." It's like a shockingly serious moment because the previews had us believe it was like this hilarious moment, but it comes off as kind of like her being like, "Oh, just say it. You want to out me on in front of America, just do it. Do it. Do it to the community, Bose, not just to me. Look every homosexual teenager in the face that's not ready to talk about it. And you do this to them."

So then Kyle's like, "My biggest worry after separation was being alone, but finding someone you have a lot in common with is like really really exciting, you know, like for instance um like we're both like we're both child actresses and we both are competitive with our sisters. Um and we both know Jamie Lee Curtis and we both um started TV shows with Alicia Silverstone." Like this person like we're like very very similar. We've had like a lot in common. What I'm saying is I masturbate.

I would love that as an answer. So Kyle's like, "Well, I've always been attracted to men, you know, tall, dark, and handsome." But just like, "But does that apply to women, too?" It's like, "Not that I'm allowed to ask." And Kyle's like, "Well, I'm just like worried, you know, like what if I go out with someone and then Mo's upset by it?" And like, "What if the girls are upset?" You left your husband for a woman. Stop this crying. I can't grow a pair already. Grow your heels. So Rachel's like, um, well, you don't have to know, Kyle. You know, you've been like with Mo forever, and it's okay to be you, and it's okay to connect with you and connect who you're with. You know, like, look, it's like I told Mo when I s told him in as saw him in Aspen. It's totally fine for you to dance around and sing Tiffany songs at karaoke to try and get 20-year-old pusset say. It's just what you're what what did you Sorry. Sorry.

That's neither here nor there. What were you saying, Kyle? Um, this is also my favorite part is somewhere in the middle of this, I think we talked about it at length, uh, during the trailer trash, but at length, I think when Kyle says that she could go Brad or Angelina, they cut to Rachel and she has this moment where there's like a piece of string that's like pulling her head back. She like she's like yanked awake like she was like a marionette that was like sagging down to the floor and someone's like, "Oh [ __ ] we're on like get the thing ready." And the screen's like, "What? I'm reanimated. I'm alive. I'm I was dead, but I'm alive.

I'm sorry, but somebody actually mentioned actual friends of mine. It just woke me up for a second and um a realization came to me. You're not getting either one of them.

So, broad horizons, you know what I mean? Yeah, they're like famous. So, Bose is so Kyle saying, uh, you know, I've gone through a lot in the last three years and I've changed my perspective and I'm sad, but I'm also grateful like you could be a wife and a mother and get like lost with who you are. All right. And Bose goes, "Well, I'm going back into my contact list and looking for power lesbians." Just, "No, no, no, no. I'm like a fate kind of person. I just kind of want to like meet someone where Rachel meets someone like in a famous circle." So, yeah.

How are you a fate person? You met You met your girlfriend by DMing her. She made her own face.

What the hell? So, now we go to uh out of this party. This was like half the episode. So now we go to another white house. Every I thought it was so funny cuz in one of the lines here, Sutton's like, "Oh my god, I love a white house." Well, that's good cuz every single house on here is a white house. White box house. So we go to Kyle's house. It says Kyle's house. And then it's like, "Wait a second, it's Amanda's house." Cuz Amanda lives in Kyle's old house. And we see like a glimpse into Amanda's world. And we see everything around. And then there's like a one of a piece of wall art that's like a black MX card. It's like she knows money and she has all these kids in there and her fiance Eddie is they're all in the kitchen. I think we only get to we only find out like some of their names. There's like Shashana and Kanan or Kanan and then I think maybe there's like one other like one other girl we get to find out who

whose name it is. But then Shashana and Kanan are like uh painting something on the table and she's like, "Hey Kane, that's my side. Hey guys, what if we both paint on both sides and like we work together collaboratively?" I'm like, "Your children are going to be a monster or well it could be monsters." Okay, the answer is get the [ __ ] off that get your brush off the [ __ ] of her side. Paint your side, Kanan.

Manifest. The produ the producer is like, "So, how does growing up in Oklahoma differ from where your the way your children are growing up?" And she's like, "Um, how do I say this?" Um, yeah, I came from very humble beginnings and my kids are rich as [ __ ] So, yeah. Um, we didn't have a lot. On Friday nights, we would just hang out at Walmart. I mean, I would walk around Walmart for fun. That actually sounds pretty good to me. I mean, I had plenty of a of a walk around a store night, you know.

Yeah, that sounds great. Where'd you guys walk around? We had the mall. Um, we had the mall. We go to the movies, go to the diner. Um, I'm trying to think like we'd walk around the mall, but that wouldn't be really at night. It wouldn't be walking around the mall. At night, it was like going to a friend's house a lot and watching like a video. I mean, I was like in two groups. I was in um because I joined my high school in sophomore year so I skipped all the middle school [ __ ] that everyone went through so I didn't have to be locked into a group. So I was like you know the the the band who always wanted to be popular like ingratiated his way into the popular kids group. But I actually didn't hang out with him that much because I just didn't. But uh every every once in a while I did hang out with him and I got to go to like a party where there was like drinking and that was like so cool. But like the people

that I usually hung out with who are like more like my real friends, we just like go to each other's houses and like watch movies like impromptu drinking soda.

Yeah. You know, who doesn't love a Judy movie? Like Judy Davis is Shopan. Hello.

Wasn't that what that movie was? [gasps] She's like, "Yeah, I was walking around wall." Wait, what movie? Shopan.

Isn't it like impromptu? That movie impromptu Judy Davis, you know? I think that she's in that. The first one I saw of hers was husbands and wives a long time ago.

I I'm sorry. Judy Davis was George Sand and Hugh Grant was Shopen and Mandy Patinkin is Alfred de Musay in case anyone cares. And Bernette Peters as Marie

I got to rewatch this movie. This is a this is a gay fantasmagoria. Bernette Peters. What? So she's like, "Oh my god, my kids are never going to grasp that the reason I walk them around like Beverly Hills in a stroller like get them ice cream or lunch or whatever is because like I want them to see like what I didn't have." I'm like, "Or maybe because it's their neighborhood." Like what else you going to do? Lock them up in a closet. You walk them around Beverly Hills and buy them ice cream cuz that's where you [ __ ] live, Amanda. She's like, "But I want them to like see it, you know? Like I dreamed this for them and we walked the streets that like I watched the streets on Clueless."

That was a strange I don't know how I felt about that. On the one hand, I was like I know what she's talking about because a lot of times when I'm just driving around LA and like if I'm like driving down Rodeo Drive and it's like oh I got to get to Rodeo Drive. I'm like it's so weird that this is just like a street I'm driving down when it's like you grow up as a kid watching Clueless and it's like whoa Rodeo Drive and now it's just like a road, right? So, like I get that on the one hand, but on the other hand, it feels weird because it feels like she just like moved out here to live take over Chair's Sharer's lifestyle.

She did. I'm gonna beat her. She did. That's what she's saying. And that's what, you know, that's what kind of hit me watching this. And we're seeing on two shows right now because Vanderpump Rules has the manifesttor Venus who's like, "Oh my god, I like totally manifested everything in my life." And on one hand, you're like, "Well, you're a waiter though." But on the other hand, you're on a TV show and you're a star now. And that's kind of the thing with her. So maybe they're manifesting works. You know, you've got two people who are like kind of making it. So, and they're just kind of dodo birds, both of them. So,

well, the key is for those. I I Okay, I want Amanda to stand outside the gas station under circus liquor and see see like if she's going to do the clueless thing, see it all the way through. Well, that's, you know, and that's that also made me think because I was like, well, maybe my manifesting is broken because whenever I pass that clown liquor store and I see that, which I pass all the time, I'm like, oh my god, I manifested the valley. I manifested the valley.

You did it. I just want you to know, by the way, to anyone who is driving to Circus Liquor just to see it from um Clueless, that's at the corner of Burbank and Vineland um avenues. There is a little doughnut shop there called Perfect Donuts and they do an excellent bodega style breakfast sandwich there. I'm just going to let you know that right now. And their donuts are actually quite excellent and it's just this little under the radar doughnut shop and um

so was their liquor. Well, not the Eddie. Um, so she's talking about like how Eddie's going to Disney Monday and we worked we met 5 years ago and he works in construction and you guys before daddy proposed I kept having this dream that he got me a ring with a smart and final logo on it. Could you imagine which is funny cuz it you know the proposal this marriage probably isn't smart and it probably won't be final.

Yeah. [snorts] So she's like, "Yeah, once we were living together, he asked me what I wanted, like my parties."

So she's like, "My parties." Yeah, she does say pies. And um I was about to turn 36 and I was like, "Um, there's more of an expiration date on my ovaries than a ring. So like, let's have kids first." So we did it and we just started making babies. And you guys, it took me it took a long time for us to get engaged, but daddy crushed it. Look at my ring. Now, look, manifesting stuff for you is great, but like she just posted a picture of her baby in a crib or something like covered in $100 bills that she just dropped.

Don't raise [ __ ] you know what I mean? It's too late. Like, it's too late. It's okay if you grew up poor and you're like, I want money and then you went out and got money. I mean, that's good. There's like a Cinderella story there. But kids who are already rich, just teaching them to be obsessed with money and only money, you're raising four [ __ ] And I'm telling you that right now, at least three of those kids are going to be sociopath [ __ ] Prove me wrong in 20 years.

Well, it's good to earn that money because you'll need it for rehab probably. So then Amanda is like, "Well," she's like, "Hey kids, daddy got me the exact ring that been on my vision board." Literally, it's cuz it's on your vision board. He can see it.

He saw it. You probably emailed him your vision board every goddamn day till he bought you that thing. As a financial empowerment teacher and coach, I'm the biggest. I'm the embodiment of everything I teach. I'm my biggest testimonial. Guys, look at everything I did. I have an American Express painting on my wall. So, like, yeah. Someone who was like in one of my courses was like, "Of course Amanda wouldn't come through manifesting a man. Amanda comes through manifesting a whole ass family. Oh my god, I love that person, whoever she was, who said that thing that I told her to say."

So, then we go to Rachel's and uh Sutton comes over and she's like, "Oh my god, I love your house. I have a penion for white houses and people.

Uh, [snorts] so thanks for having me over. Oh, so you drink white wine? God, I love White House, too.

Yeah, I love white wine. Yeah, I love I love white wine. White House is white wine.

That's good. I brought you some white wine. Mhm. Yeah. Pent [clears throat] of the year. White. Yeah.

Right. I love wine. Isn't this a fun love? Oh my god, this is going great. I die. I die for

the chemistry. Got to feel it. Okay. So, Rachel's like, "Yeah, I know Sutton because like we know other people like I'll see her around at like parties and stuff, you know, cuz like she knows Kathy. I know Kathy like especially around the holidays like is where that's when you have to invite Sutton." So, [gasps] like I'll see her, but like I don't really know her.

So, anyway, Satin, have a seat. Rachel's like, "Yeah, like she's always someone who invites me and like very is like very friendly and like outgoing and invites me to all these things." cuz I just like never was like very close with her, which is her way of saying she's always invited me to [ __ ] and I never go to it because she annoys me, but now I'm going to get to know her cuz we're on a TV show

or she tries really hard, but I've never like had to I've never been cornered long enough to have to have a conversation with her.

She's But here we are. I don't I don't associate myself with reality folk, but now I've lowered myself back into this world.

So, can we talk about Buzz Buzz's house? Like, I can't believe we did a speed dating thing. Did she really think we're going to like date those normies? Like, it's crazy. Does any of them even play Coachella? I don't think so. I didn't even know like there was a name for this. Like did you know like what speed dating? There's like a name for speed dating. Like really seriously like I die. Like did you think any of those guys were cute? Like how ugly were they? They were so disgusting. They were so like I was like how desperate are these women who would actually want to date these people? Son's like I thought they were all cute and I was hoping they'd all give me their numbers, but that's okay.

Well, I I'll tell you this. I would have thought it would be real cute if my phone rang, but they didn't. So they were all fugos. Okay, that's where I'm going to go with it. Well, I feel like I'm like so fresh out of marriage that I'm like enjoying not being married. Like every guy that I met there, I just said, "Thank you so much for not being Raj." And you know, that was good enough for me. So, like, would you get married again? And she's like, "Well, get this. I found out that over a year ago, my husband filed for an anulment in the Catholic church." Oh my god. How would you know? Like, do you go to Catholic church? No. Do you get letters from them? Well, I did. Why would you talk to the Catholic Church?

They're gross. They're like not even celebrities. Like maybe the Pope like everyone else. Not really.

They love poverty. Well, guess what? Within our church, our marriage never existed. Oh, yeah. Sort of like you and my social calendar. Yes. But when I got the letter from the Catholic Church, it just came to it came to the residents of Stra Brown. Oh my god. I don't get it. Why did they add a color? Is that like your color palette? Stra Brown. No, my name [clears throat] my maiden name is Brown. Oh, how unchic, gross disgusting.

And I just kept looking at it. Strike brown. And you know what? Maybe I'll change my name back to brown. Oh god, don't do that.

No. Why would you do that? That's not the color of the year. Panton's color of the year is white. Like white houses, not brown houses. [gasps]

Well, yeah. I dropped my married name the day I left. I mean, I never really took it. Let's be honest, but still, like, I would have. And she's like, "Well, the truth is I'm not a Stra." Yes, you are. You had those babies and you can keep that name as long as you want. Your children are named that. And if you want to keep that name, that's your name.

Keep it. It's cuter than brown. Sorry. It is. You need to you need to like unstruct yourself. Like you need to distract like like guess what? You I hope you get pulled over for texting and the and the police officer says you were a distracted driver cuz like you need to unttrack the track. Be the be less tracked. B be extract extra extract your Okay, Rachel, I'm going to stop you right now because I think you're having a little bit of a brain connection, but I get what you're saying. I will take the track off. I mean, it's just the last little thread though. It's the last little thread that that holds me together in that family. You know what I mean? And she says, "I always felt like I could get Christian back whenever I wanted to, you know, and sometimes there's a time we talk and and we get along and I think, God, did I just win him back? Is he going to take me back?

Is he going to take me back? Sometimes when he sometimes when he calls up and he says, "Sutton, why am I paying for these things? You have to stop coming in the middle of the night and ringing the doorbell in my house and running away." I think, "God, he does still love me." But now I'm realizing he don't. So she's like, "I just think about my grandchildren. I mean, Grandma and Grandpa's Stra over there, the good ones with all the houses, and I'm just grandammy brown. 14 dogs, 18 cats, a mother that won't die. You know how it is.

Ew. You have 14 dogs and 18 cats. That's actually like kind of gross. I'm gonna leave.

It's your house. I know. I'm never coming back here again. It's your house now.

I'm literally burning this house down. Just get out. I have a brown in my house with cats. Like, I can't.

When Ka comes back from camp, can you just give him the forwarding address? Just like send them there. Thanks.

She's so funny though. She goes, "I mean like Sutton Brown. That's not bad. What's your middle name? Thurman. Okay. Well, yeah, that's harder. Harder.

All right. Well, you're basically [ __ ] And I was right to never go to any of your parties, but thanks for coming by. You want to take the pusset? I feel bad for you.

Do you mind if I just start calling you not Uma? Thanks so much. So, now we have Alexia. Alexia and Kyle go to the florest. So, I have to issue a massive apology. Really only to my friend Neil cuz he turned 50 yesterday. And for his 50th birthday, Happy birthday. [clears throat]

And for his 50th birthday, I got him the gift of outrage at me because I was saying such mean things about Giries. And he was like, Ben, I loved that scene at Giries. It was everything I wanted. He's like, you're not you're clearly not from the South. We're like registries and family registries and everything is like everything. And I was like, I definitely am not. So, I apologize to Neil cuz I would never want him to be upset on his 50th birthday. But I stand by everything I said. I do not think that Alexia is a giries kind of girl.

But of course, ever since then, I've seen Gir's everywhere. I saw some TV show, someone brought something in the bag that said Giries. It's like Giries is haunting me now.

You're You're never going to get away from Gir's. I'm never going to get away. So, now Alexi and Kyle go to this florist. Um it's called Orchid Republic, which I don't know why I thought that was so funny. Like, welcome to Orchid Republic. And uh there's this lady, Margarita, who is the floral designer, and she's like, "So, what sort of color scheme and flowers are you thinking about?" and she's like, "Um, I don't really have a scheme. I just I do want like something colorful and bohemian." Oh, you know, just like Giri's, by the way. I just want to point out, God, I love all that bohemian stuff they have at Giri's. The perfect match for Alexia.

My $10,000 plate china, you know, just something bohemian. Yeah. I want like wild unique looking flowers like you know, like I'm into artichokes. You know those lady's like, [clears throat] "You're in Beverly Hills right now and you want artich chokes. Go back to Vanise."

That [ __ ] was funny though. I think that sounds pretty. Just put artichokes on the table.

It is pretty. Artichokes are very cute. I actually like Alexia's vision for this. And Kyle's like, "Um, Alexia's ideas get me a little stressed sometimes because like my wedding was like more traditional, kind of like black tie at like a very like a country club and like I had 12 bridesmaids and like very traditional flowers and Fres Resnick was there and like we had like pink and white roses and like Alexia is like my earth child. She's like a free spirit and she's like very eclectic. I'm like it all makes sense, Giries. It totally makes sense why you bring her there. It totally matches Alex's aesthetic. I'm so glad you did that, Kyle.

So they look at stuff and K's like um this is giving artich choke. Uh and um they just talk about her style and stuff and her bridesmaids and she's like, "So you're not going to have bridesmaids." She goes, "No, I am having bridesmaid's mother." She goes, "But you said you weren't having bridesmaids." She goes, "But I am." Okay, so they're just not going to be in matching dresses. No, they're they are going to be in matching dresses, but you said you didn't want them in the same color. But they're still matching though, mother. She like, "Oh my god, this is so hard." Hi.

And I just want to point out that after Alexia says all this stuff about like how she just wants something like different and like bohemian and co like I just want my daughter to pick out pink and white flowers, she picks out pink and white flowers. Like she just after all this bohemian stuff, she just takes a she like chooses like a very generic perfectly pretty wedding palette. I think that she picked a couple of the like, you know, frilly different ones and then Kyle added in the pink and the white ones as well because they didn't like the pink and the white one didn't look right with what the daughter had picked. You know, they looked out of place.

What I can't tell is is Alexia just trying on her like bohemian persona because she thinks it's cool, but she's ultimately a Giri's girl down inside or is she a bohemian type and Kyle is forcing a Giri's persona on her? I cannot figure that one out. And um it keeps me out.

Well, I think it's not bohemian. I think it's like bohochic because this girl is not like going to have some for you know she's not going to be like let's get married in the you know the farm or whatever.

Uh so then you know Kyle, let's find a way for Kyle to make this about her. Seriously, you know.

Yeah. Here comes Kyle's pity party about this stupid ass scene. Oh my god, this drove me nuts. It's just strange to think that my daughter, I mean, our daughter is getting married and like we're not together. And when I look at Alexia and Jake getting married, I just hope that they have a long happy marriage and they can always trust each other and that neither one ever hurts each other. And I hope that Jake always looks at Alexia the way he looks at each other. Kyle, you are this very sweet. And of course, he will hurt her. And of course, this marriage is going to fail.

So don't even you don't even have to stress about it. Just know it will happen. And then you can release it and enjoy yourself. No, just enjoy it while it lasts. That's what I say. So Bose uh goes to a restaurant with Amanda. So they're going to have lunch and Amanda's like, "Um, can I have an iced tea?" She asked it. She's like like I was like, "What is this voice that she's doing?" Every time she's talked to the waiter, she's like, I'm like, "Ma'am."

And so Bose is like when she ordered even when she ordered calamari, she's like, "Oh my god, is this glutenfree? Well, I haven't had a gluten-free for a long time. I have to do the gluten-free. I was like, why are you do it? I didn't get it.

Like, what is this weird high pitch voice you do with the weight staff? Um, what? I'm

That's funny. So, uh, Bose is like, I met Amanda at Jennifer Till's party and we see that they bonded because they both, uh, wore Balain, which, you know, in Beverly Hills, like you're best friends. So she's like, "So she seems interesting. She likes Balain and she's a businesswoman and she's getting married. So I want to get to know her more. Tell me everything." Girl,

I feel like you're really like breezing over like how deep that connection was at that party. So let's reenact it.

Whose jacket is that? By the way, this is Belain. This is Belain. Oh my god. Really?

Yeah. That was it. It was like this is Belain. This is Belman. Ah, we're best friends now.

Yeah. So, uh, then we see Amanda saying that she has a master's in counseling. So, she's telling her about herself. So, she's like, "Yeah, you know, like I wasn't even in finance at all. Like, I have a masters in counseling." And so, I decided like, "What can I do?" So, I made a personal development brand, you know, and I just was putting out really good content every day. I would like wear different clothes and talk about money. And so, I started as a therapist and a life coach and then a business coach. And my audience just grew. and I wanted to help more people. So I started making online courses that help people create professional personal lives of their dreams.

So then I started a digital course called become a life coach. Oh, and then I found that I had a gift around money, but I'm not like a financial planner. I'm more like it's more around like the energetic part of money, the mindset part, the psychology around it. When she said the the energetic part of money, I was just I was like, "This lady, she is she is clearly a charlatan, but like I don't know. She's like a charlatan I'm really enjoying. She's such a charlatan, and I know that she's going to annoy so many people that I I she's not the hero I want, but maybe she's the hero I deserve."

Yeah. [clears throat] Um I'm not sure. The jury is still out for me, but I am enjoying so far. So Amanda's like, "Well, yeah. I mean, that's what I became known for. And I have a best-selling book called Rich as [ __ ] Yeah. She goes, "Oh, yes." Yeah. So, I became known as the money queen. It's like, you became known that cuz you called yourself that in your book. What What are we acting like?

It's like writing your own reviews on a movie poster, you know? Yeah. And Amanda says, "Yeah, I create courses on all kinds of things." So, Dar walks in. She goes, "Oh my god, so I've been thinking about you a lot. I just like literally manifested you at this launch. Like, that's crazy that you're here. I've just been like sending you love and good vibes and like every day just like praying that you're getting some sleep. I just hope I just worry, you know, like with that crazy 9 toive job of yours that you're just not getting enough sleep. Are you doing okay? I also love how every time Dar enters how she compliments Bose cuz it's always so over the top. She's like, "Ah, Boos, translucent transcendent luicious.

Never seen anything like it." Are we on the north side of Los Angeles now? So she's like, "Yeah, Amanda says like, "Oh, Dorita, I've been praying for you and I hope you get sleep." And Dor is like, "That is so sweet. My first impression of Amanda, to be honest, I didn't know what to make of that. But now hearing she was thinking of me all weekend and prayed for me. It's incredibly kind and sweet and curing." Oh. Oh my god. The calamar is gluten-free. That never happens. I literally manifested the gluten to be gone from the calamari today and at long last it happened. Wow. Wow.

Couldn't you manifest yourself a system that could handle gluten? Yes. How about that?

So So just just concentrate on the important things in life. You wouldn't need to be rich if you could have gluten. I'm just saying that right now.

Well, what I'd like to talk about PK now. What do I say? My ex-husband, my my husband, my my Pringle Pringle monster. What do I call him?

Estranged. Yes. Well, he's very much an alpha male, but you you know that by the way he trails around Mauricio every day and he's a businessman and he built a very big business in the UK and when the the world tilted on its access in 2008, he lost his business. So she talks about how they didn't have a prenup and um but what I guess when but when they met like he was totally broke so we had nothing to even to like worry about

right so there was nothing to protect. So she says that she's like oh PK handled all the finances. I I didn't have to do anything and we had a business manager. So there was never a handoff. There was never an agreement. I just would find out he's not going to pay this anymore. And they're like, "Oh no." You know, they're just looking at each other. Oh my god, this lady is so screwed. Yeah. Exactly. So Amanda's like, "So you're living in the family home and he's trying to not pay the mortgage, like for example." So he's like randomly has decided that like you're on your own. Is like that what's happening?

Well, he's paying the mortgage. I mean, he is he making X? No. No, he's not. And so she says that for the 14 the last 14 years, PK has been paying most of the family's outgoings, but when they separated, he said the finances would stay the same. So she never really did anything about it. But then a month later, she got an email saying he decided he's no longer going to do that. And she's like, why this change all of a sudden? Darit, have you never heard of men? This man dumped his family to be with you. What is What in the world made you think that this would be okay?

Everybody was telling you last year, protect yourself. Protect yourself. Protect yourself. Protect yourself. Why would you? I mean, come on. And I know this happens a lot, so I'm not saying like, "Oh my god, you stupid women." It's nothing like that. It's Dar specifically. You knew that you're married to a [ __ ] con man and a loser. And how are you doing this? Do you think he's just going to pay for you whatever you want forever? Come on, Dar. Come on.

Well, for you to have a fair position in mediation, you have to know what you're working with. Like, do you know about your retirement accounts? Anything?

Well, we don't even have one as far as I'm concerned. No, somebody's not invested. Nothing.

I don't know. I've yet to discover everything. And I can tell you where I am. It's a place called the unknown. Lquishious.

So, Bose says that when when her uh husband died, she had to, you know, raise Le on her own. And like you have you have to figure out where all the money is, and it's very tricky. And Amanda's shocked like, "How do you turn a blind eye to all this stuff?" I'm like, "Have you met Dar?" Actually, you haven't. You've just met her right now. Well, you'll find out how Dar can turn a blind eye very easily. Very, very easily.

Yeah. So, Amanda's like, "Wow, yeah, you can't do this as a woman, you know." And Dar says, "Um, for PK, he's a very complex person, and by that I mean a complex carb, and he's not a bad guy, not a terrible bad guy. Does he smell like funions? Yes. But does he have some bad behavior? Absolutely. And then you throw drinking into the mix and the occasional cookie koke. And then for someone of his character, it gets even more complicated. And now, [clears throat] not only that, my name is on everything. So basically, he just saddled her with a bunch of debt and is now just going to walk away [ __ ] her over, which pretty much everybody saw coming years ago, but

Right. Wow. Right. God. So Bose basically turns to Amanda and it's like well well what can Amanda you're a financial guri what can Dar do proactively knowing what these knowing these unknowns is there anything she can do to protect yourself Amanda you have the floor to be the financial girl you proclaim yourself to be and she's like um

she's like here's your test Amanda let's give Amanda a test right now and see because you know Bose already knows all this stuff

here's some failsafe ways for you to protect yourself first. I think you have to decide what you want, what you've been creating, and who you're going to be. And I know that's like those are big overarching questions, but I am just put on the spot. So, I'm just going to give you some, you know, classic [ __ ] and just make it sound very professional. So, who do you want to be as a provider? Who do you want to be as a woman who earns? Who do you want to be as a woman who goes to Starbucks? Are you a grande person? Are you a Trente? Are you a venti? What size drink do you like?

because that's going to inform how much money you're going to save. Think about that. Who are you going

ponytails or a bun? Think about it. Think about that. Hatchback or sedan? Okay.

Couch recliner. Mhm. Is it a love seat? Do you like a love seat? Do you like a convertible? What are you

tile or wood? Mhm. Yeah. Um fluorescent or LED? What's your vibe? Tang or battery acid? You have to really think about these things. Yeah.

And it sounds like a bunch of [ __ ] She has no financial advice. Here is the financial advice that you need.

Um you need a um financial what do you call it when the uh the person goes a forensic accountant and a lawyer. That's what you need.

Okay. Lawyer. A lawyer and a forensic accountant. Duh. Yep. Why is nobody saying that to her? It's making me nuts. And Ba is like, "Wait a minute. What is this f mess she's talking about? I was looking for 1 plus 1 equals 2. You're on the wrong show.

That's Hello. You're trying to get Dar to do math. H. She doesn't even know what part of town she's in.

What kind of provider does she want to be? What does that even mean? That's not financial advice. The math ain't math.

Here's Okay, let me give you some real financial advice. What sort of badass woman do you want to be? Cuz that's the financial advice you need. There we go. Oh, that's the real [ __ ] right there.

Yeah, that's actually what I wanted to hear from Bose because I mean, you know, Bose is the one that I'm going to assume has it more together in the self-help department than Amanda does, just because I so far like Bose. But, um, wow. This is scary, man. Yikes. Poor D. Literally. Yikes.

Yeah. Yeah. So, that is the episode. We'll see how it goes. Yeah. It's not it's not going to be good for Dar cuz PK is crafty and I feel like he's going to rake Darede over the coals. I think it's going to be bad. But

he's already set her up for complete failure by putting everything in her name and then walking off and refusing to pay it. So

not good. Very Jack very. I don't know where the next Beverly Hills episode is, but um this is our last one until the new year. So, thanks everyone for being here and um we will catch you next week. Bye everyone.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies"?

In order: 0:00 Amanda Francis, Amazon; 20:00 Alicia Silverstone; 30:00 Chris Martin; 40:00 Alicia Silverstone, Chris Martin, Jamie Lee Curtis; 50:00 Rich as [__]; 1:10:00 Rich as [__].

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12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Bose, Daria ("Dar"), Linda Kyle, PK, Erica, Amanda Francis. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "RHOBH S15E03: All the Single Ladies"?

The episode runs 1 h 20 min; the transcript is about 16,175 words in 242 timestamped sections.

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