RHOBH S15E06: Comparative Literature 101

What this episode is about

This content discusses the ongoing excitement surrounding Season 15 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," alongside plans for upcoming live events, including the Golden Krappies and a performance at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. It also highlights community engagement opportunities through Patreon, where fans can access exclusive content and connect with fellow viewers.

Key takeaways

• Bravo's real drama unfolds when viewers become emotionally invested—'Star Signs and Bad Times' proves it.
• Who needs a therapist when you have a Beverly Hills driveway full of black SUV chaos?
• Taking note: even wealthy socialites struggle with crowded driveways—perhaps #FirstWorldProblems hits hard?
• Real Housewives: where trauma bonding unites friends and rivals alike, because misery loves company.
• Dramatic tension and horses? Bravo's secret sauce might need some hoof care after all.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Ben Mandelker (Host) · 58 min speaking
• Ronnie Carum (Host) · 39 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Patreon, Beverly Hills, Bravo, Ben Mandelker
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Beverly Hills, Newport Beach, Amanda Francis, Sedona
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Darit Kemley, Beverly Hills
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Darit Kemley, Beverly Hills, Jennifer Tilly
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Jennifer Tilly
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Jennifer Tilly
7. 1:10:00 – 1:20:00: Jennifer Tilly, Sedona
8. 1:20:00 – 1:30:00: Amanda Francis, Valley Persian style
9. 1:30:00 – 1:36:30: Amanda Francis, Patreon

Notable quotes from "RHOBH S15E06: Comparative Literature 101"

• Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, the one and only Ronnie Carum.

  about Bravo · at 0:24

• Mentioned this that much, but a week before the crappies, we're going to be in Miami and we're we're performing at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really cool.…

  about Ben Mandelker · at 1:38

• Yeah, Ben texted me last night during the episode and said, This episode is actually really good. Signs of life.

  about Ronnie Carum · at 3:25

• In Newport Beach and they just loved it so much that now like they're there every weekend and it's basically like raising her children in the 80s because they're like not on screens. So yeah, just an ideal place to live.

  about Newport Beach · at 18:08

• She's pregnant and she's sitting cross-legged in the grass. And Jennifer's Oh, well, maybe she had one too many pizzas. Not pregnant with possibility, of course.

  about Jennifer Tilly · at 1:12:53

• Commenting on what Kyle was saying, right? as far as I can tell. So anyway, Dar's Oh, so do you think you hijacked Kyle's thoughts who has known me for 10 years and made it your own thoughts? Is that maybe what you did?

  about Darit Kemley · at 1:29:16

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Ben Mandelker — Person · Host · 2 mentions · first at 0:30
  Introduces the show, co-leads the recap and commentary, and promotes Patreon/tickets.
• Ronnie Carum — Person · Co-host · 2 mentions · first at 0:32
  Co-leads the episode recap, adds analysis/jokes, and participates in promotions for Patreon and live events.
• Amanda Francis — Person · Referenced reality TV cast member (RHOBH) / subject of critique · 5 mentions · first at 3:34
  A major discussion target in the recap: the hosts describe her as calculated/"systematic" and focus on conflict around her comments and her personal tragedy.
  Yeah, for sure. I think like we've been watching we've been we've been watering the Amanda plant and the first sprouts are coming up like and meaning in the sense that like the women have been get slowly getting annoyed by her.
• Darit Kemley — Person · Referenced reality TV cast member (RHOBH) / conflict participant · 2 mentions · first at 25:59
  Central to the episode’s conflict: discussion of her divorce, her book deal, and her tone-deaf confrontation with Amanda during a sensitive moment.
• Jennifer Tilly — Person · Referenced cast member/friend in recap; subject of confrontation · 5 mentions · first at 36:47
  Discussed as Sutton’s long-time friend; becomes the focus of a conflict about comments made after Sutton snapped at her, then reconciles with Sutton.
• Carla Hall — Person · Referenced celebrity on event lineup · 1 mention · first at 1:44
  Mentioned as a notable name on the South Beach Food & Wine Festival lineup where the hosts will perform.
  The South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really cool. Like I think we're on the same lineup as like Carla Hall and some other really cool food people. Elvis Dan Morning…
• Elvis Dan — Person · Referenced radio personality (via show name) · 1 mention · first at 1:49
  Mentioned in connection with the 'Elvis Duran Morning Show' being on the same festival lineup; transcript entity appears as 'Elvis Dan' but context indicates Elvis Duran.
  The South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really cool. Like I think we're on the same lineup as like Carla Hall and some other really cool food people. Elvis Dan Morning…

Companies & orgs

• Bravo — Company · Business focus · 3 mentions · first at 0:26
  Bravo is the network that produces the shows discussed in the podcast, central to the podcast's content.

Places & events

• Beverly Hills — Place · Setting · 10 mentions · first at 0:43
  Beverly Hills is the setting for the Real Housewives show discussed in the podcast.
  So much is going on because my head is full of Beverly Hills, which we're about to talk about. The traitors, which we're going to talk about on Patreon today. Sure. Valley Persian style. We'll throw that in there, too.
• Golden Crappies — Event · Event experience · 1 mention · first at 0:58
  Golden Krappies is an event mentioned by the hosts, likely a live show or awards event related to the podcast.
  Mean, everything's in my head at the moment. So, I'm like I'm bursting at the seams. We are closing in on our date for the Golden Krappies. That's about a month away and…
• Miami — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 1:40
  Miami is mentioned as a location where the hosts will be performing at an event.
  Mentioned this that much, but a week before the crappies, we're going to be in Miami and we're we're performing at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really cool.…
• South Beach Food and Wine Festival — Event · Event experience · 1 mention · first at 1:42
  An event in Miami where the hosts will be performing, mentioned as part of their upcoming activities.
  Mentioned this that much, but a week before the crappies, we're going to be in Miami and we're we're performing at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really cool.…
• Valley Persian style — Event · Event experience · 2 mentions · first at 0:49
  Mentioned as a topic or event that will be discussed on the podcast's Patreon.
  My head is full of Beverly Hills, which we're about to talk about. The traitors, which we're going to talk about on Patreon today. Sure. Valley Persian style. We'll throw that in there, too.
• Newport Beach — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 17:31
  Newport Beach is mentioned as a location where Amanda and her family spend time.
• Sedona — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 18:34
  Sedona is mentioned as a location where Amanda and others went on a trip.
  Yeah. So, Amanda and Eddie are sitting down in the living room and Amanda's Oh, I wanted to tell you about the Sedona trip while the babies are napping in the big wrap. And…

Sponsors

• Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 5 mentions · first at 0:10
  Patreon is mentioned as the platform where listeners can access bonus content and support the podcast.
  Patreon.com/watchforcens for all that good stuff. And by the way, hey, I feel like we haven't really mentioned this that much, but a week before the crappies, we're going to be.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:05 Welcome to Watch What Crappings. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, the one and only Ronnie Carum. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

0:36 Hi, Ben. What's going on with you today, honey pie? Um, so much so much is going on because my head is full of Beverly Hills, which we're about to talk about. The traitors, which we're going to talk about on Patreon today. Sure. Valley Persian style. We'll throw that in there, too. It's It's taking up some head space. I mean, everything's in my head at the moment. So, I'm like I'm bursting at the seams. We are closing in on our date for the Golden Krappies. That's about a month away and change. So, come join us there. Our tickets are on sale at watchcraftins.com.

1:09 It's going to be a blast. It's going to be wonderful. It's going to be great times. Keep an eye out for the ballots that will start coming out for round one will be general voting. Round two will be the official BA ballot. And um you know we have crappens on demand on our Patreon also ad free. If you are a Patreon supporter, you get ad free watch forcens as well. patreon.com/watchforcens for all that good stuff. And by the way, hey, I feel like we haven't really mentioned this that much, but um a week before the crappies, we're going to be in Miami and we're we're performing at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival, which is really really cool. Like I think we're on the same lineup as like Carla Hall and some other really cool food people. Elvis Dan Morning Show. So, uh that's just gonna be fun. That's just we're just we're just doing that for fun over there. So, catch us in Miami if you're down there and let's all let's

2:05 all party. So, that got a new feature coming this weekend to Patreon. And this is actually free on Patreon. So, you can just go be a member of Patreon and not pay us anything. That's fine. But it's a newsletter and it's kind of a diary of what went on during the week and the week in Bravo in general. It's kind of going back to our old blogging days. So, check that out. That'll be out um either late night or tomorrow over on. So, check that out. That's free. Yeah, free. Free free. That's not like you can you can just

2:40 you can you can just get it and it be free. You can just read it. Get it in your inbox. Just get it in your inbox.

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2:53 Yes. So, um, today is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season 15, episode 6, Star Signs and Bad Times.

3:04 Yes. Um, I felt like this was the first like good episode of the season, right? Like I mean the the episodes have been fine, but this is the first one where I was like this is the first where I was like, "Wow, this is the first one where I was like I think I was invested the way I felt like I should be for a Real House of Beverly Hills episode." What about you Ronnie?

3:25 Yeah, Ben texted me last night during the episode and said, "This episode is actually really good. Signs of life."

3:32 Yeah, for sure. I think like we've been watching we've been we've been watering the uh the Amanda plant and the first sprouts are coming up like and meaning in the sense that like the women have been get slowly getting annoyed by her and now it's now it's now it's starting to bubble out and and that's what I've been waiting for all season is uh the conflict to brew. So that made me really happy. Um of course there was a mix of tragedy in there as well. Um, so just kidding.

4:04 We're like, "Wow, Amanda really did great last night." It's like trauma. It's like all trauma. We're all trauma bonded after the episode. We're like, "What a great episode." It's like the most depressing thing ever that happened on. So there was like a lot of horrible stuff that happened too. But still, I mean, the funny the funny comes out and Dar just being so completely tonedeaf and unable to read a room. especially after what Dar went through and how angry she was at Sutton for being equally tonedeaf in that moment. So, it's good to see what goes around comes around. Um, but we begin in Beverly Hills. Look at all these brands. Louis Vuitton Balenciaga Kyle by Ailen, Shadows of a Pastime. So, uh, it's the typical stuff with like violins and and

4:53 Kyle violin never more. We see Kyle's driveway and, um, their their driveway is just like full of black cars. It's like it looks like it's like this is where the motorcade parks, you know, when a president's in town, they park in Kyle's driveway until the president's

5:12 doesn't have enough money for all those Birkkins, so she's starting her own Uber fleet over there. Just lots giant black cars. She can't find her car. She has all the same same color car. I mean, it's it's kind of like she's she's going to like rob a bank or something. And it's like, which one is the get to a car? Um, and she's also winds up having a lot of trouble getting out of her driveway. And I'll tell you why. Cuz she's got too many tall hedges around that driveway. That's why you don't have tall hedges around your driveway because inevitably you're going to need to do some K turns and those hedges get in the way. You need to give yourself a little bit of space cuz you know your tire can stay in the driveway but your car butt can poke out into where the hedges are and now you've lost that space. So [ __ ] you Kyle.

5:57 Then we go to Sutton. She's opened packages and she's got a little fly mask and hoof covers for her horse. She's like, "Wow, I'm a horse girl. I love horses. Wait, it's my horse. That horse really hurt my feelings. [ __ ] you, horse." Then we go to Erica.

6:12 [ __ ] you, horse. [ __ ] you. Oh, I talked to my mama. Everything's better now. She keeps relying on this like, "Wow, I went to my therapist Reeba." Sudden you're basically illustrating your problem. Your therapist is Reeba. You need to go to real therapy. Okay. No one should be calling your mother. No one should be calling their mother for therapy in general anyway, but especi particularly your mother.

6:36 Okay. Your mother's horrifying. What What are we going to get next? muzzy for, you know, like good after lunch hugs. No,

6:45 nobody needs that. Nobody needs Reeba. Well, we go to Erica's house where we get our uh traditional top of the episode. Erica does some things around her house. She's just like us. And so, she's doing some things and Erica's like, "Look, no, everybody underestim my my homemaking skills." And she uh basically like she basically dusts a chair outside.

7:10 Look at me. I'm just like every other American out there. Dusting off a chair. I'm just like you, just dressed a lot more stupidly. Thanks, America.

7:20 Then we go to Rodeo Drive. And there's a song uh I guess they go to a store called What Goes Around Comes Around.

7:28 Oh, really? With Justin Timberlake memorabilia. It goes around. Rachel comes in. She's like, "Um, I just wanted to know if you had a new jacket from the brand. This is going to ruin the tour. Oh my god, my bag. I want this right away. Oh my god. Chanel Black Caviar Supermodel XL. $11,000. 500. Oh my god, it's mine. It's mine." Like, I literally I die. I die. And Ver's like, "Oh my god, this is literally your closet, Rachel." Like literally, it's like my closet. Like I feel like I'm in my closet and like outside there's like Kai Kai and he's like knocking on the door being like, "Mom, can I get a Capri Sun?" I'm like, "Kai, so you can get whatever you want because you're so moisturized. You're a great son." Oh my god, I die. It's like literally a disease how I shop. Like I literally cannot stop shopping. It's like a drug.

8:19 I'm dead. Slow motion, Rachel. I'm dead. Uh, there's a certain kind of a gay that is bred only to please real housewives. I feel like maybe like an NPC character following the housewife along her journey just there to be like, "Make a left up there. Make a right up there. You're doing great."

8:40 And this gay is one of those. And he was cracking me up this whole time. He's just like, "Wow, Rachel, this is basically your closet. Am I right? Do a twirl on that. Get that watch. You better get that watch, Rachel. Yes. You're going to buy that. It's going to complete you.

8:55 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That he he's just really just there to give like affirmations to a lady who's shopping.

9:05 He's so good at it. He made me feel good. I wasn't even shopping. She's like taking a little treat out of her purse. Open up, gay. Here you go. You did great. You did great.

9:13 But it's nice be because he gets so excited to see her excited. And when I am in that role, I'm like that's nice, but I'm like bored, you know? And so I think it's really cool that that he that this is able to access a pleasure zone for him in a way that it can't for me because like I try I try to sometimes be a fashion gay. And you know I I pay attention more to fashion now but more like men's fashion for myself but like I'm I struggle to really connect with women's fashion um and with the same sort of attention that that these other gays do. And so it's cool. It's cool but like I I'm not built for it. I'm not built for

9:52 Yeah, it's sweet. It's like his calling, you know? He's just called to do it and that's what he feels. That's what he And it could be, it doesn't even have to be fashion. He could be working at a cookie store,

10:01 but if the housewife comes in there, he's going to be like, "Oh my god, yes, this is your cookie. Yes, snicker doodle. You better snicker that doodle. Yes, you're killing." It's like just just pleasing his master, his natural master in the in the food chain, the real housewife.

10:18 The sidekick in the sidekick world. Well, I would become that like in a cookbook store, I will be honest. Or like a kitchen, like a restaurant supply store. I'd be like, "Oh my god, [ __ ] get a sheet pan." Yes. Oh, I love this for you. Do you have cast you have cast iron skillet? Oh yeah, get a 10 incher. See if you like it. Move up to 12 in. After that, oh yeah, she is beautiful. I mean, I will that I will access it there, but I will not access it at what goes around comes around. You never know, they could come out with cookware. So, um, Rachel is, you know, now trying on a $5,000 jacket and then Bose comes and Bose is like, "Oh my god, a Rolex. I have to have this Rolex." And he's like, "Oh my god, two housewives at one time. Hold on. Let me grow another head so I can talk TO YOU ABOUT YES."

11:05 LIKE ANOTHER little gay head pops up. He's like, "Yes, get the Rolex." Yes, get the jacket. The Rolex is you. The jacket is your soul.

11:12 Dad. Dad. Doubleheaded dad. Do you have like a pad? I'm glad there's two of you here to watch me die.

11:21 I'm gonna name left head B and right head Nana's. So Bo Bose is like, "Well, I might have to get it. I really can't be trying other things, though, because tmi, I'm bloated, but not because of anything I ate, girl. It's because of medication." And Rachel's like, "Oh yeah, I was praying for you. Like, how did it go? The medication and the things you were doing. I was praying for the things, etc. so good. In two days, I'm going back to Vegas and Key and I will come with me and I'll get my eggs retrieved and the doctors say there's a 40% chance that it'll just be some poker chips. But who knows what goes what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas.

11:59 What is it with Real Housewives refusing to do egg retrieval in their cities? I mean, you've got Quad who's like, I'm going to Ghana. I'm going to Ghana for my eggs. And then you've got this one um who's going to Vegas. I mean, Vegas is a lot closer than Ghana, but

12:14 Well, Is there is there just no good egg stuff in like where you live? I mean, if that Atlanta has a pretty big huge great medical community and I'm sure Beverly Hills does. I mean, at the very least in Beverly Hills, you can get your eggs and they'll already have their cheeks done right there in the little petri dish.

12:33 Yeah. Well, I understand with with Qua there's like a spiritual connection to the land, it seems like. And then with uh maybe Bose's going to Vegas, it's like knowing that you can get egg retrievalss and then actually a side of eggs and bacon for $2, you know, uh as part of part of the Vegas special.

12:53 Vegas doesn't charge you by the egg. They charge you by the experience. I got 37 eggs. I I went to a buffet of eggs.

13:03 Well, the truth is this. I know I couldn't retrieve my eggs here in Beverly Hills, but if you do it in Vegas, Chris Angel performs it for you, and it's just fascinating.

13:13 I want my baby to be there while Adele has a residency. It's like the guy who got the dragon. He's like, "Time to get your eggs."

13:26 Carrot tops pulling your egg out of a chest. So, she talks about her um ultrasound and she's like, "Oh, it showed six egg houses. They were all modern farmhouse. So, I know this baby will fit in in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They can retrieve the eggs. They I'm ecstatic about the eggs because the more eggs I have, the more hot sauce I'll have in my refrigerator." Kyle is already jealous cuz she heard that Bose is getting uh up to three more houses. What? She's getting three houses.

14:04 That's like 15 more cars for me. I'm gonna have to buy 15. Three more houses is going to be 15 more cars to park out front. Oh my god. I can't believe she's doing that. So, um, now we're back from Bose talking about that and she's like, "Well, Rachel, I know you're having a party on Friday." She's like, "No, you have to come. It's going to be so fun. I die. Ah, she's like, but I understand. I understand. Like, I get it. It's Oh my god, sunglasses. Okay, whatever you're talking about, that was cool. But look, look. Sunglasses. Oh my god. Price tags.

14:37 It's so chic. Love it. By the way, can I point something out about the trip? Like, I'm not even kidding. Okay. I am like I'm a wing it person as you know. Like I just roll into my life. Whatever the [ __ ] happens happens as long as I'm in some kind of a CF tan.

14:53 Yeah. But for I'm such a wing it girl that I like totally FedEx my wardrobe ahead of time so that way it'd be ready for me when I got there. I just wing it wing it.

15:03 And I think for Amanda everything has to be laid out. Like I think she's like very systematic. And by systematic I mean

15:12 she pervades all of our culture. She's a dumb [ __ ] is like the unspoken of what I'm saying.

15:20 It's systematic Amandaism. So systematic. It's systemic. You know what? Amanda's systemic. Um, so then we see flashbacks of Amanda in the kitchen being like, "Oh, so like when are we having dinner cuz like I don't understand the timing. Like am I should I be here? Should I not be here? Like when are we going to eat?" which I think is to her credit a very fair question to ask if people are down there and they're cooking but no one knows when an actual dinner is.

15:53 Yeah. This is when housewives start hinting around that they hate somebody and they're just trying to get like put feelers out to see if you hate them too. You know, she's like, I don't want to just say she's a dumb [ __ ] who like wears labels incorrectly. So, I'm just going to call her systematic. What do you think about that? Let's baby step.

16:10 Baby steps to [ __ ] Systematic. Go. She's systematic automatic cryatic and doatic.

16:26 Is that bad Elliot? I don't think those are the lyrics. Domatic. Oh my god, it sounds like Vegas. My eggs are ready.

16:40 Uh, so Amanda, now it's the next morning. Okay. Um, uh, and I'm sorry, no, it's not the next.

16:48 No, she's still talking about Amanda being systematic, like how she has to do everything planned out. And then we see a clip of Amanda being like, um, I made my my first list for my future ideal husband when I was 13. So like, I made a list. Yeah, I've had a list for like 20 years. I'm systematic. She's like, see, systematic is even in the flashback.

17:07 So systematic. So systematic. So Bose is like, "Well, her dropping that information about her friend and Avi, that was not accidental." And Rachel's like, "I don't think anything she does is like accidental." And B is like, "Well, she wanted to drop it in there and perhaps gain some points, but the problem is that backfired." And then all of a sudden it's likeun Dun. And then we go over to Amanda's Newport Beach rental home and it's all beachy and there's flags out there and all the kids are running around and Amanda's like, "Shashana, Shashana." Cuz of course she has a kid named Shashana. Shashana, would you mind rollerblading around the house at a slightly lower speed? Shashana. Shashi.

17:49 Shashi. Shash. She's just like a blur. Shush. Shashana is going in circles around the kitchen island really fast. Like whatever, mother. I know the rules. And um Eddie's like, "Bye, Felicia." Cuz the kids go outside. So they leave and Amanda tells us that they rented a place in Newport Beach and they just loved it so much that now like they're there every weekend and it's basically like raising her children in the 80s because they're like not on screens. So

18:20 yeah, just an ideal place to live. Newport Beach. Oldfashioned Newport Beach. Yeah.

18:26 Just like so Amanda just like raising your kids in the good old Simple Day. Yeah. So, uh, Amanda and Eddie are sitting down in the living room and Amanda's like, "Oh, I wanted to tell you about the Sedona trip while the babies are napping in the big wrap." And he's like, "Yeah, so you guys flew into the small Sedona airport?" "Yeah, it was the small one, not the big one for the people with money." P.S., I like Erica. Remember when I said that she was the one who said boring when I ordered a mocktail? Remember that story I told? It was so funny. Okay, in recap, I ordered a mocktail and Erica went boring. And I was like, I got you. I understand you.

18:59 Anyway, I told you like a little bit about sun, right? Okay. Yeah. Well, I heard her old sister was like, you know, like saying to her like, "Oh, have Amanda call me and I'll give her like all the dirt, right?" Yeah. And then I like said that to Tutton like verbatim as I got just as I got in the text. And then she like went cold. Like I mean like her eyes like looked mad. I was like, "What? I'm just like saying it verbatim from like a text. And she's like, "What?" And I'm like, "What?" And I'm like, "I've got more money than you, so why are you looking at me?" And she's like, "What?" And I was like, "What?"

19:30 And we just like looked at each other. Yeah. Well, she obviously doesn't know you because she only gets a few strikes before you cut a [ __ ] down. And she goes, "I mean, you're not wrong. I wonder what they're doing up in Beverly Hills at a boutique somewhere." Well, all I know is that she calls herself the money queen. Richard goes, "The money queen? Seriously, what? She's like, "Yes, that's what she calls herself. Did you not know that?" She goes, "What the [ __ ] does that even mean? The money queen." Like, what is that? Seriously, what?

20:03 Yes, that's what she calls herself. It's a public thing. I don't know. Is like the money queen? I'm still just like trying to figure out how these words go together. I'm just going to say it one more time. The money queen. I don't die.

20:16 I don't know why I keep repeating myself. No, hold on. I'll repeat myself. Money queen. Seriously?

20:22 Yes. But you've never had a job before. How are you telling people how to get money? I mean, if I could roll my eyes harder, I would.

20:29 My bub that boasts is on to her already. Money queen, what do you do? I take people's money. Listen, I think that that's valid. I think that if you've got millions of dollars from, you know, scamming it off other people, that's you still you still got it. You still got the money.

20:47 Yeah. Well, we see we go back a few weeks when Amanda was like, "Yeah, I've got like no formal business experience, but then I found I have like a gift around the energetic part of money, which is still such a funny thing to say." So Bose's like, "If somebody's going to teach somebody else about how to make money, I expect that they make a lot of money doing some kind of work before. That way they can tell someone how to do the work so they can get the money that they're supposed to get after."

21:12 But Boza is missing the point. She's not trying to tell people how to work to get the money. She's telling people how to dream to get the money, you know?

21:19 Yeah. She's pay to dream to get the money. Invest your money now so you can learn how to know how to get it back and then some.

21:27 I don't even think it's investing. It's just like invest. Oh yeah. Invest your money now.

21:33 Yeah. Give your money to me and then one day maybe you'll be rich because you gave me a lot of money. I mean that's for stupid people but still she's she's getting it. You know what what we only take money from smart people.

21:45 Mhm. So Rachel's like, "I thought she does like affirmations." Like, "Am I okay? Am I

21:52 Could you check my balls? Do I have one? Do I Do I have sudden onset coma coming on?" Because I thought she only did affirmations. She's like the money queen. Like I

22:00 Hold on. I'm going towards the light. I'm going towards light. I think I'm dead. Hold on. Going towards light. It's a watch, queen. Buy it. This is your watch. This is your watch, [ __ ]

22:08 Oh my god. I'm seeing two heads right now. Are there two gay people here or am I dead? Are you angels? Are you angels? Are you malaria?

22:17 I have like malaria from a money queen mosquito. I like can't. Producer asked Rachel, "Would you ever read Amanda's book, Rich as Fuck?" And she's like, "No, I would never read a book called Rich as Fuck." No. It's just like not my energy. I just don't even know what a book is. Like what's a book? Like I've been booked. So you're asking me like would I be booked? Like yeah, I'll be booked.

22:39 Is this book This book? Tell me. Is it written on a CF tan? Okay. No. Then no interest. No interest.

22:46 Can Kais moisturize his face with this book then? No. No. No. Will it keep Sky Sky from riding an ebike? Okay, Sky will read that. Sky will read that. Cool.

22:58 So, uh, the vendor is like, "Okay, your total comes to $10,500 worth every penny. My $10,500 queen. Yes. I like, oh my god. Oh my god. Pasta. I've lost my mind. I've lost my mind. Pasta? No, I would never. I didn't like lose my [ __ ] mind out of my ears. I would never say pasta. What kind of [ __ ] monster are you?

23:21 Fire this gay. Fire. No. Rachel, please. Please. Sorry, I had to banish the gay who suggested I have pasta in a store. It's over for him.

23:31 Rachel leaves and a sad piano plays as the gay goes back to his little den in the back and hibernates until she comes back to the store. Well,

23:38 yeah, he shrinks. He shrinks down and turns into smoke and goes into a little tiny jar kept inside the cash register.

23:46 A straight guy comes out. He's like, "All right, I'm here to sell." Hey, bro. So, Amanda, back to Amanda's place. Amanda's talking to Eddie and she's like, "Anyone cry about mama being gone? Like, even not even at bedtime." He's like, "No, bedtime's different cuz Kanan laid on top of me like he usually does." and VM was beside me and I held Shosa's hand on the top bunk and I felt him. They must have felt him in a really long time. And it turns out that what they're talking about is that they had lost a child three years ago. That they had uh Amanda had given birth to twins.

24:21 They were in the NICU and one of them didn't make it and it was a very sad and scary. It's terrible. It's really really it's it's really bad. And we see cell phone footage of them cradling their child and crying, etc. It's very dramatic. I It's very, you know,

24:43 cell phone footage on the TV. I don't know about cell phone footage. Yeah. Yeah. But it's one of those moments where you're like, okay. Um, but obviously that's like a huge loss. I'm not going to say, you know, I'm not going to say anything. But as a viewer, I was like, what the hell? It was weird. It was kind of It was weird to put that, but you know, I talk about that all the time of like people like posting pictures of themselves crying on Instagram. I just don't get that. I'm from like

25:10 I don't get it either. I'm just from I'm just an older [ __ ] you know, where it's like cry at home and then pretend you're happy on the internet, you know? So, I don't know which way is better really.

25:20 But it was shocking to see on TV for sure. And what a terrible happened. My god.

25:25 Yeah. I I have to imagine maybe they were like, "We want to document these these moments that we do have with our child, but it was uh yeah, I don't know if I personally would have whipped out a phone that moment, but

25:36 sad it was." But it was so sad. So, um she's like, you know, and obviously the anniversary of him dying is on Friday, and um last year that was a weird day for me, so I don't know how I'll be. And he and um so then the music's like Beverly Hills. [ __ ] Beverly Hills.

25:57 So we see Dar. Yes. Dar struting down the street and going into a restaurant called

26:06 and uh sounds like a very dar restaurant. Did name that? What were we meeting? What? Where?

26:16 It's her friend. It's her trying to sing don't speak, don't speak. I know just what you're saying. Please don't speak. Um, so, uh, she meets with her new two women management team, Gloria and Emma, and, uh, tweets like, "Oh, hello. Oh, god. I think I'll go with the fish sandwich. You never see those today." Um, which I thought was such a funny thing.

26:40 Chapter one, what happened to the fish sandwich? Where's it going? Fishful wear. Fish where? Never seen a fish sandwich before. People are going to get to know me in this new book. For example, Dit stands for the return of fish sandwiches. Write that down, ladies.

27:04 So, this lady Claudia's like, "Well, D, I have something for you. Is it a fish sandwich? Because you never see those anymore. Did you notice that?" No, it's not. Here you are in a copy of a roller coaster magazine. Spelled R O L L A C O A S T E R. Roller Coaster magazine. I'm looking it up right now. Roller Coaster Magazine. Dar Dit. Okay. Roller Coaster Magazine. Dar Kemley. It covers roller coasters SS25 issue. It's D in like a little French coat. Uh French coat. trench coat. Maybe it's French French trench coat. I'm going to go with that. And she is um looking to the side in sunglasses standing in front of a bunch of trees and reading a newspaper in a really awkward way. Like the news the newspaper is all scrunched up. Yes.

27:57 And kind of closed like she doesn't quite know how to read a newspaper. She's never done it before.

28:04 Yeah. And she's in front of a lot of a lot of ferns or palms or something like that. She's It's the Los Angeles Times Sunday edition. A deeper wait, the headline says, "A deeper look at shootings of bystanders by the LA Times." It's like, "Look at me having a fashion moment reading an article about how people are getting shot on the street." It's very like you see kind of a house between the trees. Like, who shot this? So, um, was just scanning through random parts of the article, I found this. I wanted to be a lawyer from a very young age, but at five or six years old, I wanted to be a cowgirl. I was sure I wanted to be a cowgirl. I loved horses.

28:52 They were they were my favorite animal. And I spoke to my father about it. And I explained that it doesn't bring he explained it doesn't bring in a great income. So after that I said okay then I'm really not sure what to do but you remember those shows like divorce court. I just loved that forum and I was very drawn to being a lawyer even to this day. I think I would have been a really great lawyer but you know that wasn't my destiny. And they're like could you pull a Kim Kardashian? She goes oh someone said that to me the other day actually.

29:25 I'm sure Dar someone the other day said you know what you should pull a Kim Kardashian and become a lawyer. D. No one said that to you, Dar.

29:33 Yeah, I'm pretty sure no one said that. It's actually quite a long interview. Like, it's it's really it goes for a while. I mean, no surprise, it's Darit, so she has a lot to say about everything, but uh I'm just going to scroll to another part cuz I love Dar's stupidity. Do you think it's therapeutic or harmful to have those moments immortalized for others to consume? Somewhere in between. My children footage of when they're young is nice to have. Life is a series of evolution. For example, I started out as a baby elephant, just hideous. And then I found roller skates and became the beautiful penguin swan you see today.

30:14 Thank you. Thank you, Evolution. I'm going to be a penguin swan lawyer with curls and her hair. That's it. Print it. Write it down for the book. people for generations will know this. This is the uh they say, "What's the last thing that made you laugh hysterically?" Gee, I need to do that more often. That was me laughing hysterically. That's probably the longest period of time where laughter is not as prevalent as it normally is in my life. But I'm thinking about that day on the beach at Garcel's. Little jabs. Little hilarious jabs. Kyle. Kyle and I were literally almost peeing our pants. We laughed so hard I went and we were on the ground nearly wetting ourselves. I think she actually did. You can print that. Kyle Richards pees her pants all the time. Liar. Liar. Pants.

31:11 Not on fire because they're soaked in urine. So Dar is writing a book, guys. She's getting a book and um we find out that she had to get her rid of her manager because she separated from her husband and that was her manager and

31:33 um so um they're like so was uh PK a better manager or a better husband and she's like chain both of my answers to a radiator and give them a very small national tour. There's my answer. Karma comedian.

31:52 Guys, I need to work. I need to earn money. I don't want to have worries. I want to be able to buy whatever I want. Be it a Bulgari watch or a fish sandwich. You know, you don't see those very much anymore. So, I do whatever I want for the kids. I've got goals, guys, and I need to do those things. Like, well, obviously you've got the book coming out. One of the first things I said to you was, "How have you not written a book?" And then I talked to you and I realized I'm not sure this woman even knows how to hold a pen. So it makes sense.

32:20 Once I talked to you, I thought, have you not been hit over the head with a book?

32:25 I know, but if I'm going to do my memoir, I want to pull put my heart into it. I want people to be able to pick up my book, finish my book, and say, "Why did I read that book?" And that way they know me so much better. Dar, nobody wants a book from you. Okay. I think this book came out already. I think this book was written in like five minutes. Um, by the way, I think she just like picked up her phone and like voice detected and sent it to these ladies and they're like, add some pictures with Dar with huge rollers in it and call it a day. And she's like, well, I just signed a book deal. Writing a book is not only going to give me the opportunity to go through the journey of processing everything that I'm going through, but thinking about everything that's led me to where I am today. The good, the bad, the ugly. There's the title of the book. No, I don't like ugly people. I'll marry them, but I don't

33:20 like them. All right, print that. That was a good one. Book done. Book finished. Who's paying for this fish sandwich? By the way, what if I bought a Bulgary watch for the fish sandwich? Would that be a good chapter? Yes or no? It's going to be a cathartic experience to put pen to paper. And I really feel like I'm moving into a new chapter of my life. And that is a pun. And you could put that in the book. In the chapter that says fresh sandwiches. Am I right?

33:48 The other thing we need to consider is the cover. That's the whole book. That's it. The cover.

33:54 Yes. I just want a book. That's a picture of me standing there looking out of a window about to say Happy birthday to you.

34:13 Happy birthday to you. Oh, you know you need Oh, go ahead. No, I love that they're going to shoot the cover before the book has even not even finished. It hasn't even started, but they're going to do the cover first.

34:30 Yeah, I think Dar books Dar's book came out. Wasn't that something we talked about earlier in the season? Dar Chemley book.

34:37 Let's see. I don't remember. Yeah, Dar Chemley book. Amazon books. Let me look. Um, it's called Unburdened. Unburdened.

34:45 That's right. Unburdened. Yes. A memoir. Let's see what it says. Unburdened. A memoir by Kim.

34:55 Um, opening it now. The Real Housewives. God, it's the shortest description I've ever seen. It just says picture. Insert picture. That's all it says. Now it says from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Dit Kempley comes a candid memoir which she peels back the layers of her life and shares the unscripted moment that shaped who she is.

35:22 When she became unburdened by the fact that she finally found a place in Los Angeles that serves a fish sandwich. It's so hard to find. So, now we go to a place called Elevate Infrared. And if you think that they are going to spell out the entire word Elevate, you are mistaken because it's Elev number eight. Um, and Sutton and Kyle go uh meet there. Um, and they get into an infrared sauna that's 159° and uh it is too hot for them. They're like, "Wait, we have to s do an entire scene in this blazing heat." So then they try to turn the temperature down and Kyle makes it hotter. And then they just they basically just turn it off.

36:01 Like we're not doing this. Okay. I got into makeup today. Well, just turn it off. And you know, they were like, we're not we don't want to we don't want to be filmed in red light. So here you go. So you're not paying me enough to die on camera.

36:16 Oh, really? Because like I do that in like literally every scene, you wuss. By the way, I just wanted to add Darit's Darit's book is on Amazon, but it's not available until April 21st, just in case people were scrambling over there like, "Hey, wait a minute. Why why didn't why didn't Ronnie tell us when it's available?" That's when it's available. Okay. Yeah. So, we're in the sauna and um Kyle also has like a metal water thing, which I feel like wouldn't end up well in the sauna. You just burn yourself.

36:44 I know that's going to conduct heat. So, uh Kyle gets right to work. Um, did you talk? We end up talking to Jennifer and Sutton's like, "Well, I mean, she and I were roommates, so we talk we talked every day. What? What are you talking about?" She's like, "No, but like after you snapped at us that night, remember when you did that? Cuz you're cray cray." But did she say something? Uh yeah. Well, I just find it interesting that she would say something to you before saying something to me. So, now you tell me this information and I'm going to go tell stuff to other people before I tell it to Jennifer.

37:17 Yeah. And also she did say something to you and you snapped at her and shut her down in front of the entire group sudden. So she did try to say something to you. Uh and so Kyle's like well I mean like it was in the moment when you were like Jennifer just stopped. Remember that? That was like so scary. You're so scary. I love it. And then when she went to the bathroom I came out and she had tears in her eyes and she was like well sudden snapped at me and I was saying like it you know she was saying like it's always about you. So awkward. Wow. What a good friend Kyle.

37:44 That's really sweet of you to chase somebody while they're upset. Uh just so you can get dirt to go cause problems in their friendship.

37:53 Exactly. There's Kyle. There's Kyle. Always old reliable Kyle. Good old reliable Kyle. So Kyle goes, "Yeah." And then she said she understands why Garcal is not friends with you anymore. And I was like really surprised by that. But anyway, I think she may have smiled when she did that and then like rubbed her hands together. And then maybe she said, "I think you're my new best friend, Kyle. I don't know. I don't want to get you upset or anything." So that son's like Also, she [ __ ] the niece. She [ __ ] the niece.

38:18 Yeah, she [ __ ] the niece uh one time at the breakers. So, I'm sorry. I'm getting all my uh [ __ ] talking. I'm sorry. I have five cars. I've got a lot to think about.

38:25 It's getting all confused. Stole her goddamn house. She stole her goddamn house.

38:31 I think that Jennifer also said that she's going to go get her hair done by Joey Malof or something like that. I don't know. Sorry. Is that triggering for you? Okay, Kyle, just stop it.

38:38 Adrien Malof had a had a surrogate. What's happening to me? It's too hot for Kyle.

38:46 Kyle Kyle also says that Sutton Kyle says that Jennifer said that Sutton can be problematic, which I don't believe we saw Jennifer say. So Sutton tells us that

38:58 no. And Kyle's purposely using that language because it's she brought up Garcel and then called her problematic because she knows that Garcel is very sensitive about being called a bigot on this show. So Kyle is purposely stoking fires with words like that. That's typical Kyle.

39:15 Yeah. Not her best, but Sutton's very easy. Yeah. She's like, I mean, Jennifer has se seen how sad I've been over the past few months slash years slash entire life. And it's just it's so mean. And I just I want to go talk to Jennifer immediately. But first, I'll talk to Erica about it and some other people and some other people after that. Uh, and then I'll talk to Jennifer and say how upset I was that she didn't come directly to me the way I came directly to her after several people.

39:41 Yeah. So, I mean, that's really sucky. Come on. That's sucky to bring up Garcel. I mean, God, people just bewilder me. They bewilder me. So, now we go to Las Vegas, the Nevada Fertility Institute, and um, Boza is in a medical gown waiting with Keely, and they're going in for the procedure. And she's like, "I'm ready for the eggs. I brought this bucket from a nickel machine. Just put them all in here. The triple 7s. Triple sevens. Let's go. Let's go.

40:11 I'm feeling every emotion possible. I've never had a smooth pregnancy before. And if this doesn't work, I worry about Keely's overall satisfaction cuz I know he really wants a child. So, if he doesn't have that, what does that mean? So, this has to work. I'm like, I I look in a relationship. I think it's a beautiful thing when people make sacrifices and do things for the people that they love. I think that is wonderful and great, but I also get like really sick and tired of hearing about these guys who are like, "Well, I want a baby." And like women who've had like like high-risisk pregnancies and are like, "Well, I guess I'll have to do this again." Like Caroline Stanbury now Bose is doing this. It's like it's like this is like, "Yeah, you may want you may want to have a child. This lady has to do all the hard work though." And it's like dangerous. I'm just like I'm just like I just feel like it's unfair. And like

41:00 every relationship is different. And like if Bose is fine with it, then then it doesn't even matter what I say. But I just think these guys are ridiculous. And the fact that concerned that he's gonna leave because of it when she's the one who has to like put her body through war. I just don't think

41:15 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. The the thing that bugs me is I don't like the term I worry about Keely's overall satisfaction. As if at the end of this experience there's going to be a popup. Like how on a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied were you with Bose? Bill's a service today and it just kind of grosses me out with with Keely. Although, you know, like I get it. They want he wants to have a baby and stuff, but like you're dating someone who's almost 50 and you should have started sooner, sir. Like you wouldn't even move here in the first year. So, I feel I just feel like it's a lot to ask and

41:47 um I don't like it. I'm team Bose. Yeah. I mean it look if they get a surrogate that that obviously helps but like we saw this on with on Dubai with Caroline Stanbury where like like Sergio was like I want to have another baby. I want that baby. I want that baby. And she was like no it's I don't want to have another baby. It's really hard on me and it's going to be like dangerous for my body. And the way these guys like I don't care. Like I hate that. And again, you know, people make concessions for the people that they love and if they are fine with it, it's what they want. Then like it's who like it doesn't matter what I think. But these guys, you know, sort of forcing their ways. I just don't like it. I don't like that dynamic.

42:26 Yeah. So then we go to Rachel's house and um guess what? She's wearing a full- length gown. That's right. We're calling it that, not a cap. How dare you. So, we see um senior brand producer Mary Elizabeth

42:39 and um her private chef Leo. Yes. Mary Elizabeth Master Antonio. And Leo, yes. Leo, fun fact,

42:48 former Bravo star. Leo was a contestant on Chef Academy, a longforgotten Bravo show that was really, really good about people learning how to cook in Venice, California.

43:01 Well, there you go. Apparently, he learned because now he's cooking for someone who doesn't eat. So, I'm sure his food is delicious. He's like, "My audition for the Rachel's Oo, I just brought in a plate of popsicle sticks and got the job.

43:14 Nailed it. Nailed it." Um, uh, so, uh, Rachel's like, "Oh my god, what's happening in it? Like, why is it so dark in here? It's like dark. Like, I can't see." Like, "Oh my god, before I could see, I can't see now. Oh my god, am I alive? Did I die?" They always say, "Go towards the light. Is there like no light in the light? It's like there's actually like so much light I can't see.

43:34 How am I supposed to go towards the light if the lights are out? Like literally like I'm like dead. Like I'm literally just like dead forever. I'm like come on.

43:42 And they're like, "Um, yeah. So the power's out on the entire block. Sorry, don't hit me." She's like, "Oh my god, I don't even understand why the [ __ ] this happens. Like I do something like what are we supposed to just eat in the dark? It's like one of those restaurants you eat in the dark." Like come on. Jesus. That's the only way Roger's going to get a date. By the way, I hope he finds I hope he finds one of those to take some child into today. [ __ ] [ __ ] date.

44:03 I love dead. I love that Rachel has no concept of rolling blackouts cuz it's the summer and in Los Angeles what happens is or in California in general because it gets so hot that uh they have to do rolling blackouts because the energy grid gets, you know, gets overwhelmed with all the air conditionings and everything. And Rachel has like no idea. She's like, "Oh my god, like the it just went out." Like, "Oh my, did did the electricity find like an amazing vintage Chanel bag?" Cuz it seems like it's dead. It's dead. Oh my god. I'm dead. No lights.

44:34 Rolling blackouts are not supposed to happen to rich people. Supposed to roll around us. Roll around us.

44:41 Roll away. Roll out. So Chef Leo is like, "It's okay. I could like make it work. Look, I can make I can cook with a lighter. I can light the gas with the lights." I don't understand what any of that means. I don't even know what a stove is. What's a stove? Is that like a new type of dress? I love it. But she's like, "Okay, well, I'm gonna put on a spiky headband, make myself look like a Greek goddess, and walk out into this." Oh my god, it's light outside. Guys, did you see that? It's like light outside, but it's like dark inside. This is crazy. It's bananas. You guys, why does the sun have power, but we don't? Like, this is unfair.

45:14 This is my [ __ ] life. It's like not raining. There's no storm. Kais is moisturized. And there's no reason not to have power right now. Like what the [ __ ] Like why does this happen? Like me. Why did electricity decide to target me today? I'm like death. Meanwhile, at Sutton's house, Kathy is on speaker phone and she's like, "I just don't know why we don't have power, but oh, you're going to crack up. I came up with this idea. We're using a handheld fan cuz you're so hot." Well, no. To blow dry my hair with. We're blow drying my hair with a fan.

45:45 I had the maids come in here and actually blow with their breath, but they've been eating a lot of caviar and potatoes. It was a staff meal. It wasn't very good. I got a little bit of egg in my hair. So, we we changed to paper fans.

45:59 I got to get the lady a toothbrush. Okay. Well, do you need to come over here and use my electricity? Cuz blow dryers are very important. Oh, well, I may have to. And you just hear Kathy's You just hear Carol in the background going, "Blow harder, [ __ ] blow harder. You're going to be out on the street.

46:19 Uh Jennifer has curlers in her hair and uh looking at uh she's looking at shoes and dress from her sister deciding what she's going to wear. Yeah. So then Amanda is driving around in her red Porsche Convertie and Kyle's with her and um she's like, "Um, so what's tonight's occasion? Are we just getting together at Rachel's or Manda says a psychic?" And did you see the Evite? Because it's like a psychic sum or something. So yeah, I'm really excited to to see a psychic. And K's like, I love a psychic at dinner. Wink wink. And then we see um Allison Dubois um who like in retrospect should have been made a housewife immediately.

47:00 Yes. Smoking her little electronic cigarette going, he will never emotionally fulfill you. Know that.

47:07 Know that. Kyle says, "Um, I'm hoping that the psychic tonight does not have an electronic cigarette and is a positive psychic." So, uh, then we go back to Amanda's car and Amanda's like saying how this is an emotional week for her because Monday was her twin, her child's birthday, and so it's also the anniversary of, but today is the anniversary of when the twin passed. And so, it just seems weird to be out. But she explains that her her husband was like, "You should be out with your friends tonight because it'll be a good distraction from the anniversary of Zion's passing." So then we see Sutton and Erica riding together and Kathy Kathy shows up at Sutton's house in curlers to get her hair done.

47:52 She's going to use Sutton's electricity while everyone else is heading to the party.

47:57 And Sutton is driving with Erica. So, it's going to be a psychic party. I have a few things I need to get off my chest with Jennifer. So, I hope Saki sees that. I hope she sees that. Her like, "Oh, God, girl, I thought you were gonna save me. At least you don't have something going on with me. You're gonna really talk to Jennifer about this? That'll be good. That'll be good." And by good, I mean exhausting. I've already I've already dusted off a patio chair. What the [ __ ] boy, does this show want from me? I've got to drive a set now.

48:24 Come on. Have you ever heard of a thing called a sponge? It's yellow on one side and green on the other, and one side's rough, one side's soft. just the way I like it in bed with Shrek. And Sutton's like, "Well, I'm going to ask her some. I'm going to ask her truly. Jennifer Tilly, why did you say that?"

48:41 Yeah. And I'll just say, "It wasn't it just wasn't nice." Yeah. And I'll say, "Can you explain yourself?" Yeah.

48:51 Are you thinking about me or the sponge again? It's so funny. Erica Erica just giving nothing to sudden sounds like, "Here's what I'm going to do." Yeah. Well, I'm going to go talk to Jennifer. Yeah. And then I'm going to tell her. Yeah. I'm going to tell her I didn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. She was really nice. Yeah. Like, let me out of this car. Why am I even on this show? Erica, I think if anyone We joke about Rachel saying like, "Take a pulse." I think Erica, like, can we check Erica's blood pressure? Is she still living? Erica's just like, "Whatever. Roll me into a party, sit me down, put sp put a straw in my mouth, and I'll just drink and have a good [ __ ] time with these dumb [ __ ] Get me the [ __ ] out of here.

49:34 Yeah, you have a personality. Yeah. Okay. Do you like have like a favorite song?

49:43 Yeah. What's it called? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So then Erica, there's a long way to go to make an Usher joke. So Erica tells us

49:53 Jennifer saying that Sutton's making makes everything about her somewhat true. Yes, but Sutton probably feels betrayed by Tiller. Like you're my friend. I've already fallen out with Garcel cuz I'm a stupid [ __ ] But why do I need to have a falling out with you? Am I right, everyone? High five, America. Okay, I'm going to go back to using this thing called Counter Spray. God, I love Housemaker things.

50:18 Well, she should have come to me first. like, "Listen, you have no idea who you are dealing with. You have no idea." Yeah. Yeah. So, then we go to Rachel's and um she's putting place cards out. Mary Elizabeth, put out the gift cards. Put them out, me, put them out.

50:32 Um, are you going to put bags on chairs? Like, is that how we do things here? She's like, "Yes." Rachel Zoe slippers, Rachel Zo pajamas, Rachel Zo fragrance, Rachel Zo sunglasses. Oh my god, it's like an orgy of Zo. Love it. Dead. Die. What I'd love is that because Rachel Zo deals with famous people and is famous herself, no one bats an eye at the fact that she puts out a swag bag of all her stuff. But if it were like Darede or anyone else, it just gave everyone a whole bunch of Beverly Beach like, "Oh my god, is this like a commercial or something like that? What's that? What the hell?" Or like when Jenna Lions did it and Sai and Aaron complained about all the free [ __ ] that they got. I just love how there's a total different standard for people who are famous on these shows. They're like, "Oh my god, thank you so much for all your Rachel's O stuff."

51:17 Yeah. So, then we meet Angie, the tarot card reader. And um I don't know that I trust Angie because she's got like a new version of tarot cards. They're they're like the artwork. I just I don't like the artwork.

51:31 I don't know what's going on with this tarot artwork, but it looks like girl power cards, you know? It's like, "Oh my god, it's Monday and I got this girl."

51:40 It's It's definitely like um It feels like the New Yorker. It's like the New Yorker tarot cards, right? Like I'm surprised that like the the various cards were not like I need to talk to my therapist. So Angie's like, "Well, everyone, I mean," she's like, "I'm you know, sometimes Rachel, it's okay that you lost power. There's going to be some hiccups and like you're just going to keep adjusting and like it's just going to be more magical." That's the message I keep on getting from my cards. It'll be a magical Oh my god. Really? I like that message. What else does it say?

52:11 Does it Okay. Does Does your m do you feel anything about like what the new um Valentino line is now that he's passed? Rip.

52:18 No. Oh my god. I'm sorry, but like you've pulled a lot of really bright pink cards with girls with wonky facial features and blonde hair, which I get. You have not pulled one that says dash, so you're fired. die. Die. So, um, then in comes Natalie, Rachel's friend. We'd heard that would be on the show and I forgot about. And, uh, she comes in, uh, in like a sheer outfit that has like it's like bikini bottoms underneath it or whatever. It's like bodysuit, whatever. I don't know. It's like a little bit more uh, risque than these women are at a dinner party usually. And uh there's a reason for that because Rachel tells us that uh she met Natalie through her soon to be ex-husband Simon Fuller who we know is the among other things I believe he created American Idol. Uh I think maybe he runs Fremantle. I'm not sure about that. Um but he's like a big deal. And um that's how and she's been going

53:20 through this divorce and as a result this is new Natalie because uh she used to be more we see a picture of her before where she was just like oh you know I'm just Natalie just sitting in the

53:32 Oh look at me in my jogging pants jumpsuit. Okay I'm in a jogging pants jumpsuit

53:36 in Oxford. I know I'm I'm Natalie ex-wife of salmon full of [ __ ] sheet inside a pinup suckers. But this Natalie, I'm not really sure why she's wearing this, but girl, this is just like a dinner party with the girls. You look crazy. You look like literally crazy. I'm glad you feel freer, but you're also going to you're also going to feel like in need of a like blanket in a minute cuz it's going to be cold. It's going to be cold in five minutes. So, um she meets them and Rachel's like, "This is Natalie. She's getting divorced. You might have guessed that by her outfit. That's a thong. But yeah, this is Natalie. And Erica's like, "Oh, well, you're clearly not boring.

54:18 Look at you. Look at what you're wearing." And she goes, "Oh, I love a hoe dress." Natalie is given expensive hoe.

54:25 Yeah. And this is where we see the before and after pictures. And Natalie's like, "Well, when I was getting out of the car, I was like, I'm really sorry for whoever sees my vagina." Divorce. Why are you sorry? I think you should I think you should show your vagina as much as you want. Patabus. So then Jennifer enters and she's got like this beautiful black gown with this like a cape. Cape seems to be in I feel like we're seeing capes all over Bravo right now. This cape is like diamonds and she's like we are dressed like the cosmos tonight.

54:57 Jesus Christ, Jennifer. I'm going to like rip those diamonds off of you. Like amazing. Oh my god. Oh, don't even sit. Like just stand. Twirl. Amazing. I'm done. I'm tired now. You can go away. Thank you. That was enough. Jennifer Tilly is like a walking museum of fashion. People always ask me whose closet I would take over and I say, "Who's her name again?" Jennifer Tilly. I'll go with Jennifer Tilly. She's here right now. Maybe it's Jennifer Tilly. Like, never heard of her before, but like now I'm here. Now I like her. I get her now. I die. Like I die.

55:34 She's like, "Thank you. Wow. Look at that. Well, this is Bulari. This is Chanel. This one is so tacky. I love how tacky Jennifer Tilly is. I What? Like, it's amazing how I find it gross with Amanda, but I find it uh hilarious with Jennifer. I don't care. She's like, "Guess what? Well, you'll never guess who made this." Chanel is a one of a kind. I guess the thing is it feels like with Jennifer it feels like she puts some effort into researching this stuff, learning about it, sourcing it, getting it, owning it. Like it has it has like the pedigree of like someone who is a collector and and an enthusiast as opposed to someone like Amanda who's like, I saw something that was expensive and I bought it and I put it on and I'm wearing it and I'm telling you about it.

56:22 Right? Like it there's there's a sense with Jennifer of like pride and joy curated this. There really is. There really is. And And in a way, that also is what makes Rachel Zo when she does go shopping. It's it is more fun to watch than like someone else going shopping because for her it really is kind of like this is her get down and this is this is her quote unquote art, right? So I think fashion as opposed to some lady from Oklahoma with a fanny pack walking in and just buying something that says LV all over it. That's what it is.

56:55 Las Vegas. That's where I'm having my egg houses. Did you use the I'll put six eggs on the double zero.

57:05 Wish me luck. Does that count as eight eggs then? Double zero. Yeah, it's over. So Sutton's like, "Well, after spending some time with Amanda, I have some reservations." Because Amanda's coming in. She's like, "Hi, how are you everybody?" She's kind of doing Kyle's like, "Hi, how are you?" kind of thing to everybody. And Sutton does not like this girl. She's like, "I have some reservations." Really? Because you didn't have reservations when you were planning that trip. Airport restaurant forcer. And I think she is much more calculated than I thought.

57:41 I squint. I squint. I squint. I squint. But also says the woman who's like actively always trying to become Kyle Richard's bestie and she's complaining about someone being uh calculated. And that's like Kyle's the queen of Okay. So then of course now here we have arrived at the let's see what everyone is wearing section. So it's like it's like like look at my Kelly bag. Look at my Kelly bag. Look at my mini Kelly bag. And um you know what's so funny Ronnie? I don't I'm sure you were looking for this too, but um we guested on Amy Odell's podcast back row uh which will will be coming out soon. And Amy Odell is a fashion writer and we talked about uh fashion on the Real Housewives. And one thing that Amy informed us of, which of course we didn't know, cuz as we've mentioned before, we're not fashion gays, is that you're not supposed to have your um nice Hermes bags unclasped and unbuckled. And so now I noticed and

58:39 these bags were all flopping all over the place. All every single one of them. It's It is funny because she's like, "Why are their bags always open?" And I was like, I don't I mean, I never really thought about it. But yeah, I I noticed the same thing in this scene. Like every bag is just falling open.

58:54 Flopped open. And I was like, now I can't not see it. And it's so funny to me. Big floppy open Hermes bags.

59:02 And Dar bought an $11,000 Mini Kelly. And she's like, I bought it for my birthday cuz I just signed a Libra deal. That's book in French or Spanish. Who knows? Who knows? Really? Probably both. Uh Darene, you have $5 to your name and you spent the first money from your advance on an $11,000 purse. Girl, you got to start worrying about them kids. Come on now.

59:28 I know. I know. By the way, uh uh Oh, so I uh I of course I was like got paranoid that I was mis misstating something. So I I Googled are Hermes bags supposed to be open? And the first thing that comes up is something on Reddit, which is a shot of Bethany Frankle of all people uh holding a bag. And someone says, "I just need to know other people's opinions here as I will never be able to own an Airmes bag, so I have no idea. But is the clasp open like a look? Are they difficult to lock shut cuz I see so many slubs posing with them open? It drives me nuts." And apparently they are very difficult to open and close. And that's why

1:00:09 that's what Amy was telling us on the show that they're notoriously difficult to open and that that's why people did it. Remember cuz I was like well why that pisses me off about expensive things. It's like oh wow here's your $15,000 bag. Good luck closing it. Like you're $15,000 you it should be like electronic. It should be hooked to my brain where I say close my purse and then it closes. Like why are things more terrible when they're more expensive and more of a pain in the ass?

1:00:36 You know I just don't get that. I would like to try to open one one and close it and then I will be the final judge on how hard it is because I mean I can see it being stubborn but I would also like to know I' I need I would like to source an Hermes bag and be like please thank you.

1:00:51 Yeah, go get yourself an 11 grand bag. I'm just going to touch it and see how it goes. Um but u you know what it makes me think of you know what and it makes me think of something that I actually think of all the time almost every single day which is the shot from a few years ago when Dar filled a teapot from the snout or the spout not the snout from the spout instead of the top. Remember when she did that?

1:01:20 I was like why are you doing that? You don't remember spout instead of the top. What do you mean? Like she was putting the water into the little tiny hole instead of the big hole.

1:01:29 Yeah. She had the front. Do you remember that? Okay. And here that's funny. Here's why here's why I think about because

1:01:40 there are times when I am refilling my my uh my tea kettle and I you know the the spout is open and sometimes you think I could just angle this whole thing so I just refill it right like that like Dar does. But I'm like that's so lazy. The least I can do is close that spout and open the top part and fill it up from there. like that's it's that's all I have to do. And so when I think of the Hermes bags

1:02:10 with like Darit and Bethany just leaving them dangling open, I was like, you can't do the simplest thing just to close them up.

1:02:18 Well, apparently it's not simple because there's entire articles written about it and now multiple podcasts talking about it. So

1:02:25 it just speaks to a pattern of behavior with Dar. First the tea kettle, then the Hermes bags.

1:02:30 But I like that Dar has seeped into your personal life like that over the years, too. like it's been a thing that's that's been going on for years. And I love that for Dar because she's talking about how impactful her book is. Like you didn't even need to write a book. You've affected Ben's life to this point just from filling a tea kettle. I mean I I I can't I can't believe you don't remember the tea kettle moment. There's actually a thread there. I just did a search for Dar Tea Kettle to show you a picture and there is a thread on Reddit. There's a picture of Dar filling the teac kettle from the spout and the headline is was Dar ever likable.

1:03:09 Like this is such a obnoxious way to fill a tea kettle. But the truth is that a lot of people when she did that a lot of people admitted that that's how they fill their tea kettles as well.

1:03:19 And then it became like a thing like how do you fill your tea kettle? Let's vote. We're putting up a poll.

1:03:25 Um sorry everyone. I really I took this to a weird place. Interesting. Interesting stuff. So Sutton's like uh she's proud of Dar I guess or she's pretending to be because she's like new Sutton because she's had a therapy session with Reeba. So she's like well you know I think when you get divorced it's important to have ownership in your life that's not connected to a man and that's really amazing and it's important. It's important.

1:03:51 So wow. Congratulations to Date. It's and that it's important to have ownership of something that's not connected to a man but is about a man instead unburdened on shelves in April. So then everyone's going book deal, book deal, book deal, book deal. You know, it's so nice to get support from these ladies like folamente. That means at last in some language. I'm not sure.

1:04:18 Um that means file me nails as soon as possible. They're getting really really long. I think probably. Who cares?

1:04:26 So, they come back to the party and Natalie is uh the first one to sit with the tarot card reader and um the tarot card reader is like, "Wow. Um, someone needs a blanket." Oh my god, how did you know? I'm a psychic, babe. I'm psychic. Someone get her a blanket. Okay. Oh my god. Look at this card. There's a man on it. And Natalie's like, "Who is this? Is this boyfriend? Is do I need a boyfriend?" He looks like an artist. Oh my god. Well, it's so funny cuz he looks like he's from Brooklyn. I mean, come on. This is crazy. You're reading my mind. I'm like, Natalie, you're giving her all the answers. Like, let's on the ooze clay. Okay. Yeah. Um, and also I like that they're looking at the actual card. They're like, oh my god, in this card he looks like an artist.

1:05:14 It's like it's the drawing on the card. So, um, they laugh and then, uh, the Erica is asking Dar. She's like, "So, did you choose a co-author yet again? How about that? Who's going to write the book?" And she's like, "I did. It's a mother daughter do." Oh, what? Mother daughter. I don't know what he's saying. It's a mother and a daughter. All right. Yeah. So, Amanda's like, "Oh, like a ghostriter." She, "Well, a co-author, ghostriter. Sure, whatever, whichever term you'd like." And she goes, "Yeah, well, I just sat down and wrote, "Yeah, I just like sat down and wrote my book."

1:05:50 are well it's more for time you know all the things I do let me list them you see how long it's taking and Amanda's like well I just like wrote my book so I mean who doesn't just write their book yeah you know what I mean like you know what I did I like sat down and I wrote that's crazy someone said you want to write a book I was like sure so I wrote the book like she just keeps going and going she goes so yeah Darita's like well you know I have a ghostriter it's more for time and Amanda goes well I just wrote my book Oh, well, you must have had a lot of time. Oh, I was like, okay, the season has come to life at long last.

1:06:26 That was such a great line when she said, "You must have had a lot of time." Oo, I love that prickly Dar moment. And so Erica's like, I'm happy for you that you wrote a book all by yourself. I did not. I used Brian Morman. And D definitely will not because she's an idiot. Let's face it, she can barely count to three without getting distracted. But uh if Dar wrote it herself, it would never come out. Let's let's be honest, okay?

1:06:53 For someone who claims to be an author, she sure doesn't know how to read the room.

1:07:02 Guys, guys, guys. Um, is that food over there? I think I need something to eat. Guys, let's I want to talk about hats over there. Come on. Uh, it's too tense. Let's let's like let's chill out, everyone. Yeah, everyone. Let's get food. Okay, dude. So Amanda's like, "Okay, well tell me about this co-author thing, Kyle." Because like it didn't even occur to me to not just sit down and write a book. I mean, my god. She's like, "Um, I think it depends on the writing style." Yeah, because like I mean, I guess I'm a writer then, cuz like a big part of my job was like writing before I wrote the book. Oh my god, Amanda, congratulations. But if only people who could actually write wrote biographies, there would be nothing in that section. It would be like five bucks.

1:07:41 writing is, you know, something that people work at to get good at. And uh people like Dar are not that. So if you ever want to know their story, you're either going to have to go to Instagram, you know, to look at all their pictures or you're going to have to have them tell that story to somebody who can form a sentence. But also her marveling at the idea of a ghostriter is first of all, it's it's a lie. She knows what a ghost rider is, but it's obviously she's trying to flex, but like you're 30 something or whatever. You know what a ghostriter is.

1:08:10 You know what it's there for. You have a book. You've heard of it. You were probably offered one when you wrote your book. Like, let's not be an idiot here. Okay.

1:08:17 Also, your books are extended [ __ ] pamphlets on manifestation, which is just like copied from 90 million other pop psychology [ __ ] books that have come out before you. It's not like you're writing Grapes of Wrath. Let's calm down over there. I've seen your website font. Okay. Author.

1:08:35 So, she was basically like, yeah, it never even occurred to me to like just like not sit down and write my book. I mean, I guess I'm a writer. Like, a big part of my job was just like writing before I wrote the book. Like, I was a writer and that's why I guess never occurred to me. And they're just like, "Fuck this girl." So, Erica, Rachel, and Dar are now huddled in a corner talking about Amanda. And Erica's like, "Oh, I wrote Bob. I wrote Bob." Like, okay. Well, you had a lot of time on your hands. Remember when I said that before?

1:09:01 I'm saying it again now because it was such a good diss this. You've been dissed by Dit. But like, why are we oneupping our mediocrity achievements, you know? It's like, wow. Like, I wrote a book that no one's going to read. No, I actually wrote a book that no one's like, who cares? Like, who reads?

1:09:20 Yeah. I'm like a New York Times bestselling author. Yeah. And I'm like a two-time New York Times bestselling author. Like, why are we oneupping? Why Why is she one uping so many people? Okay. How many times are you a bestselling author, Kyle? I don't tell anyone. I mean, I just told you guys after you said you wrote one time. I said I was a two-time bestselling author, but like whatever. I hate those.

1:09:39 So, they're all high-fiving Rachel and she's like, um, like, Amanda, like, are you okay? Like, what? Like, isn't there something in your brain that like blocks you from saying something like that? Like, you don't need to put someone else down to lift yourself up. Well, on Bravo, yes, you do. Actually, that that is true. Um, so now Sudden joins. I mean, literally like almost the entire cast is standing in a tiny pack in the corner gossiping about Amanda, which is so funny. And Rachel is like, "Oh my god, isn't this the Oh my god, look. Look, look at this. It's caviar.

1:10:11 Look at this caviar. Isn't this the best way to eat caviar? It's It's row row caviar.

1:10:14 It's row caviar. Yeah, we put row over here and then we put Wade over there and then we just spend the dinner watching them fight."

1:10:21 Did you know that this caviar is like a bestselling author? Didn't even have to brag about it. It's crazy. as a new girl.

1:10:27 When I open this caviar, I told it, "Congratulations. I'm a two-time bestselling author, but good job."

1:10:34 I die. I die. You know what? Like, as a like, I don't like what she said about the book. Okay. As the new girl in town, like that's [ __ ] bold, but like tell me what she said about you. Tell me. Tell me. Someone goes, "Okay, well, Amanda thinks Dar that you're talking too much about the divorce and that it might come back to bite you." She said that. She said it. She said it. She has a lot of time on her hands. And Dar's uh Sutton's like And then she said she's worried about you talking too much about PK being a God. I hate this word. Alcoholic there.

1:11:08 I said it. Okay, I said it. And so we see a flashback of Amanda being like, "Yeah, like um Oh, no." Amanda when she was with Dar saying, "Oh yeah, I'm praying for you, Dar, after everything you told me. I hope you get good sleep, you know, and I hope you have good vibes." and her being like, "Oh, thank you, Manda de Oh, that is so kind. That is so kind of you." I had lunch with Amanda several weeks back. No fish sandwich, I'd like to add. And she never expressed any single word about any of those concerns. So, it's pretty odd that now she has a different opinion when my back is turned. Very odd indeed. And so, then we come back to the party and she's like, "For the record, I didn't out PK.

1:11:48 He did that by being a flagrant, insane, over-the-top poster boy post a child for alcoholism. Full-blown. I didn't out him. I would never ever ever even ever discuss it without his approval. I specifically see it. P. I'm going to call you a full-blown television. He loved it. He loved the idea. Absolutely loved it. PK, if you don't want me to to call you a full-blown alcoholic, you have the next 3 seconds to respond to this email. 3 2 1. I will take that as a yes. That's okay. See, I approved. I got approval.

1:12:25 Um, Jennifer Kathy finally comes. Yeah. Kathy finally comes and Jennifer is sitting down for her reading and they pull a card for her and she's like, "Oh my god, this card has not come out the entire time. It's one of my favorites."

1:12:40 Is it Chanel? No. Um, it's a picture. It's called the Empress. See, look. It's an Empress. Isn't that nice? Empress.

1:12:53 She's pregnant and she's sitting cross-legged in the grass. And Jennifer's like, "Oh, well, maybe she had one too many pizzas." Not pregnant with possibility, of course. I'm not pregnant. I can tell you that much. I am hungry, though. Is there pizza here? This lady has told me I'm about to eat one. Well, look at this. Oh my god. Here's another one. And it's a lady on this card who's blonde. What do you think about that, Jennifer? This one looks like my friend Saturn. She's wearing a pink and holding a cake just like Saturn. Oh, does she have one where she's holding the head of uh the decapitated head of an assistant who didn't bring her the proper round ice cubes and is now shitalking her in gay bars?

1:13:46 So Jennifer says that like Sutton is her very good friend of 18 years and the psychic is like do you feel like you know is she is she someone you feel like you can lean on a little bit and Jennifer's like she sort of does this prayer hands like yes it's so true that the don't you think that the psychic I was getting the vibe that the psychic was like oh here's a blonde lady like oh yes Satan well and Sutton like she's wonderful she's been my friend of 18 years. I felt like this lady was like, "This this blonde lady's about to come for you."

1:14:18 You know, and Jennifer was just like, "No, we're friends. Everything's great with Sutton."

1:14:24 So Sutton, meanwhile, has interesting things to talk about. She's like, "Guys, did you see when we were on the plane and Bose's peanuts went everywhere and Kathy's like, "What? Peanuts?"

1:14:35 "Oh, peanuts? I thought you said penis. Where's Bose anyway?" And Amanda's like, "Oh, her egg retrieval was Wednesday." It's funny cuz it's just like she when I got my egg retrieval it was on a Tuesday so just like one day earlier in the week I don't know something a little bit better better day in the week. Satin I had my cards done and the card came up that looked like you and she was wearing a pink dress and holding a cake and I said this is Saturn and then the card said shut up. card was kind of mean to me, but you know, I take it because the card was going through a very hard time and I support the card. So, where's the cake?

1:15:14 Do you have a cake? Please have a cake. Why don't you have a cake, Son? So, S's B like, can we talk? So, they go over to talk. She Okay. So, I have I have to talk to you about this because my feelings are super hurt. I I talked to Kyle and Kyle told me that you said I'm always the one stirring up trouble and that's why Garcel doesn't want to be friends with me. And we, by the way, we see a flashback to this in about a second where Jennifer does not say any of those words.

1:15:43 She doesn't say that at all. What are you talking about? Kyle didn't even say that. I mean, Kyle Kyle was an [ __ ] for running straight to you to tell to tell on Jennifer, but Kyle told it at least somewhat truly. Sutton's just making stuff up. She's like, "Well, Son, I didn't say that." Well, that's why Garcel didn't want to be friends with me. Really? No, I didn't say that. And so, um, we see Jennifer saying she doesn't like to be snapped at for no reason. And all of her friends give Sutton a pass because she's so fragile, but it's just too much. And that's one of the reasons Garcel left because it's always all about Sutton.

1:16:16 So, Jennifer is like, "Well, I felt like I needed to leave the room because I felt like why am I here if I can't speak?" And I was venting a little bit and I don't remember exactly what I said, but um I maybe it was similar to what I was feeling. And if I had it all to do over, I would say, "Where's the cake? You were holding a cake in the card."

1:16:42 And basically, Jennifer says that like after Garcel left, she started to reexamine her own relationship with Sutton. And um you know she sort of had this feeling of like you know like I would never speak to Sutton in the way that Sutton spoke to me and so it was like really unfair that she spoke to me in that way which is a very fair feeling to have. So S's like well it just took me back to the past took me from Brown to Stra and because I've just been really trying so hard not to be so reactive. I just I don't want us to mess up. Okay. Yeah. Um, listen Sutton, I I really appreciate that you're trying really hard not to be so reactive, but like that's why you're on this show.

1:17:27 Please be reactive. That's what I need from you, son. I need you to be reactive at all times cuz that's my pleasure zone. Well, and also Sen, you were reactive in that moment. You were rude. You were shitty. You snapped at everybody, but you snapped at your best friend and upset her. And she's being honest with you and telling you that now. And you're still not apologizing. You're forgiving her. Like what the [ __ ] Come on, man. You are in the wrong. Apologize to your friend, you know? And sure, Jennifer was in the wrong about talking about it, but Jennifer is apologizing. And S's just like, okay, you're forgiven. Let's just let that go now. Like, oh, no, no, no, no. Jennifer,

1:18:02 yeah, Sutton needs to get her [ __ ] together because that's not cool. So saying I have started to do work on myself and uh but in Sedona I snapped to Jennifer and I should not have done that and I need to take a minute to breathe and or as my mama would tell me count to five. Yeah, that's right. That's that's what the that's what you pay thousands of dollars for for therapy. Count to five. So Jenn, poor Jennifer, she's choked up. Like she clearly is, you know, she's uncomfortable with confrontation clearly and they bathe.

1:18:36 They love each other. They hug and Jennifer's like, "I'm really sorry and I'm going to do better, but because I want to be a ride or die," she's like, "Well, we are that mainly, you know, we're just we're best friends, so come on. Come on." So they go,

1:18:49 I like that Jennifer called it. I want us to be a ride and die. That's what we're gonna be. We're gonna ride together and we're gonna die together. She like, we are. Come on, baby movie star. Come on. Um, you're not gonna get an apology form from me, but come on. I like to see tears. That was fun. So, we go back to Darit's reading and um Dar's like, "Oh, who for someone who needs a ghost rider? I'm sure getting a reading Amanda." And so, she's like, "Don't be afraid. Tell me everything. Anything. Even if it's bad or what have you." PK fun.

1:19:26 Is there a card for Pringles? So, so the psychic gathers her tarot cards and a card just flops out by accident and it's like is it I don't know. I don't know. Tarot, you did tarot, right? I don't know. Was that the death card or the swords card or whatever it was?

1:19:39 It was like the seven of swords or something like sticking out of a brain. And this this is like the only drawing we've seen that's not like some chicklit like beach reed cover and it's uh it's just like an open brain with like seven knives stabbing down into it. She like oh my god what does that mean? Oh the sword sticking out of the he is the noise roughly that was coming out of her eyeballs in THAT MOMENT. YOUNG LADIES.

1:20:06 WELCOME HOME. And I'm now officially getting the uh impression that this lady doesn't know what the [ __ ] she's doing because every time she picks a card, she's like, "Um, this is a blonde lady." So, there's a blonde lady. There's a blonde lady on the Oh, look. There's a man on the card. I see a man coming into your life. Like, she's really bad. And this one, there's swords sticking out of the head. and she goes,

1:20:31 "Um, well, it's I guess an ending, like a heart ending." Yeah, there's there's knives sticking in the brain, lady.

1:20:39 But also like a lot of like that's still pretty generic. I have to say later in the evening when we have the Valley Persian style, there's a psychic on there who does some very good work. Like she's giving specific details about choreography from childhood. And this lady is like, "Meals, you've eaten within the past seven days, haven't you?" I did. How did you know that?

1:21:00 So you digest food. Uh, so now it's time for dinner. Everybody gathers around the table and Rachel's like, "Oh my god, speech time. Wow, hot girl summer. Am I right? It better be started." Like, thank god I keep like 600 candles on hand cuz like otherwise death. Okay, enjoy your food. Like I'll enjoy watching you eat it. By the way, I'm missing Bose right now, but she did call me and give me permission to share the news, which is she was upgraded to a presidential suite. Yeah, great news in Vegas. Great news. She spent a lot on the table.

1:21:38 She's got like eggs happening. And she also got three of the Audrey 2 monster on the little shop of fours machine and won like $100. So, it was pretty cool. They're like, "Oh, yay. Game for booze." She has a yard long right now with margarita. She's having a great time. Um, so she got uh but we do have a update which is that Bose was able to get two eggs and they'll be tested for growth. Um, so now the women are like talking and serving themselves and everything and they're learning about um Natalie's talking to Amanda and Natalie's like so where are you from?

1:22:11 Amanda's like I'm from Oklahoma but I moved to Monteceto in 2017 because I'm the money queen and I basically like wrote so many books up there because I'm like really talented. So yeah, you're welcome for knowing me. Yeah. So, um, Amanda's like, "Don't forget I need a reading." And she's like, "Yeah, I had a feeling you might say that." She goes, "What are you, psychic to the psychic?" So, Amanda's like, "Yeah, I've been to psychics. I've been to energy healers. I've been to intuitive guide." Um, like, "Yeah, I've stolen everything from them. I'm Amanda Francis." I'm like, "Woo woo [ __ ] Everybody knows that. Everybody knows I'm Amanda Francis."

1:22:47 So, uh, oh, go ahead. Angie pulls a card that's like next to it's a woman near a money tree and Amanda's like [ __ ] money tree like talk to me about this money queen you know about the money queen that's me that's me. So Angie's like you are a manifesttor times 100. Do people say that to you a lot? She's like um I write books. I write books on manifesting for a living. Like I wrote a book called Rich as [ __ ] That's so hilarious. And so Andrew's like, "Oh my god, this is amazing. I'm so psychic. And she goes, "So, are you a medium as well?"

1:23:21 And she goes, "Um, I mean, sometimes, but I can't really control it. Um, but if you tell me exactly what you want me to say, I could do that." She's like, "Um, so do you feel anything on me?" She goes "No no, I can't." She goes, "That's okay.

1:23:38 My child died." I was like, "Oh my gosh." So then she tells her that this is the anniversary of her child's death

1:23:45 and uh she was hoping this was a moment that the child would come through and um she's like uh okay can we just go back to the cards the the poor lady is like

1:23:58 and she's like hey wait a minute you stole that from my mother. I was impressed that Angie the psychic did not try to like [ __ ] her way through being a medium. She's like, "Uh,

1:24:10 yeah, you know, when I'm on camera, I'm just gonna say no. I'm not feeling anything." But this was actually quite sad because, well, of course, the day is inherently sad for Amanda and the and everything about it is sad, but it is sad when she, you know, she considering that she's really into all the woo woo [ __ ] She's talked about how Eddie is constantly having these moments where where he feels Zion and she never feels it. Never feels Zion. And she's like really trying to have these moments to feel Zion and she can't get there. And I was like, that's so sad. That's like really, really, really like heartbreaking.

1:24:42 So then back at the dinner table, um Kyle's like, "So did you talk to Jennifer Sutton? What happened? Did you talk [ __ ] Kyle? My god. Give it a rest." Jesus. So she's like, "Well, she didn't remember saying it." And Kyle goes, "Oh, so you think I made it up?"

1:24:58 She's like, "No, not necessarily, but you know, we can talk about it in front of y'all." Um, it was I was kind of gutted and my breath was taken away. Jennifer's like, "Well, we're making a mountain out of a molehill, actually." Um, which I don't, you know,

1:25:12 it's like she's visibly uncomfortable. Are you calling me a mole? Are you saying I'm a mole? Am I a little rodent? Is that what you're trying to say? She's like, "Well, I just I remember things, but like I don't remember what they were, but like because I'm always very protective of you in our friendship. It wasn't me being like, "Oh, what a bitch." Right? You know, and so Kathy's like, "What's going on now down there? Is it about Bose's penis?"

1:25:34 Nothing's going on. Carl was asking us about a thing and then it got quiet and then people started coming up. Am I making things worse? I don't even know. On Eric's like, "No, you're not making things worse. Oh god, somebody at least something at this goddamn party where all the dicks were supposed to pay. Jesus Christ." And we go, "Speaking of context about things flowing out of moves because I think you're going to be fine, Jennifer. Whatever." So now

1:26:04 a button on your fight. Your fight is done now. That was nice. I want to get your take, Amanda, on the discussing of my divorce because I heard you had concerns about the way I've been speaking about the father of my children. So

1:26:23 well, um Kyle and I spoke a little bit about how it could make your situation harder with the custody. So that's basically it. And God's like, "Um, yeah. Where did you hear this, by the way? Uh, where'd you hear this? You didn't like, uh, can we get mad mad at someone else?" And of course, she's like, "I heard it from Sutton." So S's like, "What? Huh? What? Huh?" And Amanda's like, "Um, what day was this by the way?"

1:26:45 Why don't you think it? Because it doesn't matter what day it was. If it came out of your mouth, would it be different on a Tuesday than it would be on a full-blown day? Mhm. Amanda's like, "Can I be really really honest? Zion died three days, three years ago, and I'm just hanging on by a thread." And everyone's like, and then Kathy goes, "Is that your dog?" She goes, "My son." And then it cuts the commercial, and I was like, "Oh my god, Kathy,

1:27:20 is that your dog?" Oh, oh my god. So, we come back and she's like, "No, that's Kanan's twin." And everybody's like, "Oh my god, holy shit." And um Rachel's like, "Oh my god, I had no idea." And S's like, "Oh my god, no. What? No. How did nobody know?" And so everybody looks distrau. I mean, like completely mortified, you know, and they don't know what to say. And so there's a big long pause and Dar just goes, "Wow, I'm sorry. you know that it landed on a day like this. Maybe we'll have the conversation again right now. But I'm just curious because having an opinion as someone who doesn't know me in my situation or me husband and actually said to me that you thought about me and you prayed for me. And she goes, "Um, yeah, but that was all true. I have been thinking about you cuz you're going through a hard time." And I think that day, I mean, Dor just doesn't give it up. I was cringing my butt over I was

1:28:23 like Dar my god. She's like she's like I think I agreed with Kyle. I don't remember having very many strong feelings about it other than agreeing with you Kyle which was great. I love that she actually did this because you know Kyle Kyle was happy to have Amanda you know take all the heat and so it's like so K's like um um I don't really recall like I don't really recall. And so we see a flashback of one week earlier and Kyle and Amanda are talking about the divorce and Kyle's like she's clearly very upset. Cucku kaka, am I right? I mean PK says like he's actually been an angel and Dar is like crazy. And Amanda is like yeah but bringing it all to her friends over and over. Is that very wise? And K's like it worries me. So we see that like Kyle was just as guilty as Amanda in this situation.

1:29:13 Kyle was more guilty because she was the one bringing it up. Amanda was just commenting on what Kyle was saying, right? as far as I can tell. So anyway, Dar's like, "Oh, so do do you think you hijacked Kyle's thoughts who has known me for 10 years and made it your own thoughts? Is that maybe what you did?" And Kyle's just like, she's just like looking away doing that kind of like awkward. And Amanda's like, "Um, so do you think it's fair to bring this to me when I just shared what I'm going through today? Like this is a hard day.

1:29:42 My kid died." And she goes, "Well, listen, you can see that." I'm like, "Oh, no. Darede, no. You're doing it again." No.

1:29:51 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, it's once this once this card has been played, you It's kind of like, you know, this is like saying we're postponing the game. There's thunderstorms. This baseball game has been postponed until Tuesday. You know, like

1:30:07 and from the other side, you can, you know, from the other side, of course, there is the argument like bringing up your child's death in like a petty argument on housewives to like as a blocker is maybe not that tasteful, okay? And then saying like, "My kid died." Okay? You know, everyone deals with things in their own way. But the fact is, even if you think it's a card and someone shouldn't be playing that card and it's not fair, etc., etc., it is still a card you don't [ __ ] with. That is a card That is that's one of the

1:30:37 just don't do it. Like what's wrong with you? 100% 100%. Um so I mean I have I'm I'm I will when Amanda said it I 100% believe this is something that is consuming her. I also felt a little cringey because the cynic in me felt like she was trying to kind of say stopping this conversation. Right. Um but like you said whether what for whatever reason that it came up it is like it is a hard stop at that point.

1:31:06 Yeah. Um I'm going to drive this car through the wall. She is really she says listen you can say that. She says yeah you're not very kind. She says I'm not trying to be anything other than conversational and if you're not ready to have this conversation it's fine. I respect your wishes 100%. And she's like, "Um, yeah. Um, I was saying it could make a custody hearing more complicated." Oh, so we can have the conversation because I'm happy to. I'm like, "Oh, no.

1:31:34 Oh my god. Just just please." She's like, "I just want to go home." Okay. So then we should have the conversation another time. How about in about 30 seconds? Okay, I'll countdown and then are you ready then? That's what I'm hearing. And Amanda's like, "No, no." So Amanda gets up now. She Amanda's like crying. She's totally distraught and she's like, "Thank you, Rachel. you're a wonderful hostess. Rich is like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know. And Amanda's like, I just I just want to go home and hold Eddie and like talk about what today is. So, she goes out and Kyle of course follows her and Dre's like, well, that's great timing.

1:32:06 She didn't say anything at all. So, Amanda like I'm not the bad one. You're the bad one for not warning me that you were going to be bowling that card on me today.

1:32:15 Oh my gosh. So, awkward. So, she Dar Dar says that Amanda shared at Jennifer Till's party that she had lost a baby, but they didn't know it was today. And if she had known, she wouldn't have said anything to her. Yeah, but she did say and you just kept going, you dummy.

1:32:30 Yeah, I don't believe that for a second. You 100% would have. So, um, Amanda's at the like at the front door about to leave. And Kyle's like, "Oh, I hate seeing you leave like this before you get into a fight with Sutton. Oh my god." And Amanda's like, "I just should be with my family right now." Then Kathy joins and she's like, "Hi, honey. Everyone feels really, really, really bad." And Amanda's like, "Only one person should feel bad. Street." So Kyle, they're all like consoling her. So Kathy is like, "Wait a second. We're going to fix this." So she goes back and she's like, "I'm going to get Dar. Hold on. Dar, get over here."

1:33:03 So, um, Amanda saying, "She came at me accusatory with a very attacking style of energy." And the second I explained what was going on, that should have ended it, which I mean, good point. So at the dinner table, Erica's like, "Oh god, I mean, I knew about the kid, but geez, I didn't know it was today." And so they're feeling bad. And then uh Kathy is like, "Listen, uh" she's like, "Listen, I think you should go in there and talk to her." She's like, "Listen to me, Kathy. I respect it's the anniversary of her son's death, and I don't need to have any conversation with her." She goes, "Just go and be the bigger person. We're not forgiving anything. Just go ahead and do it. I mean, we're talking about a death of a child and possibly a dog." I wasn't really sure. I didn't hear the whole thing.

1:33:42 Following I really zoned out after I asked that question. So, I just kept thinking about my own dogs. God, I love those. I love my dogs.

1:33:52 So, Dar Dar walks out to see Amanda and she hugs her and she's like she's like, "Oh, bubbly." And she tries to like wipe away a tear and um and Dar's like, "Amanda, I'm so sorry you're going through this right as I was trying to ask you a very important question." And I didn't know. Obviously, you didn't say anything. And as a mother, I cannot think of anything worse in my life. Just so you know. But again, just a reminder, you didn't say anything. Okay, so

1:34:17 don't touch me. Don't touch me right now. Please, just please don't touch me right now.

1:34:21 Okay. Well, it was a nice gesture. I think a lot of people would have been very complimented to be touched by a future bestselling author. But if you want to be unburdened on books shelves in April by my finger, then that's fine.

1:34:32 But like I told you, my kid died and you kept going like really strong. So Well, which I said I respect and I and and you continued the conversation. Yeah, cuz I was trying to get what you were saying, though.

1:34:46 Okay. But I don't want to have the conversation right now. I want to respect the fact that you don't want to have the conversation. I would like to have a conversation about how you don't want to have a conversation, but you don't want to have a conversation about how I want to have a conversation about how you don't want to have a conversation. Do you understand?

1:35:00 Yeah. But like you very I don't think it's true because you wanted to go at it out there after I told you what I was going through and you did keep going. So like if someone told me their kid died, I definitely would have just like given them a hug. So,

1:35:12 and she's like, "Well, okay. Well, I apologize that I didn't, but I just came out here right now to give you a hug, so why don't you go and good night, Amanda?"

1:35:21 Yeah. And so, they're like, "Okay, bye." And she leaves and they Rachel just looks around. She's like, "Oh my god, fuck." Wow. And that's the end.

1:35:32 Yes. Wow. It was definitely uh it was so cringeworthy, but I also love that. Like, I love a cringeworthy moment on one of these shows. and uh made me happy, made me excited. By the way, one moment I also really enjoyed that I feel like we totally missed.

1:35:47 Um there was one moment where Sutton was eating caviar and she got on herself. She's like, "No, I've got caviar all over me and I don't have a cocktail party. Rachel, you don't even have cocktail napkins." I loved her like mini meltdown about the cocktail napkin to Rachel Zo. That was great.

1:36:02 But I do. I do. I do. Where are the cocktail napkins? Where's me? Where's me? at me. Trash trash party is this in the first place. Anyway, I just wanted to put that out there cuz I love that moment. Thanks everyone for being here. Um, go join our Patreon, listen to ad free, check out our bonus episode for the traders, keep an eye out for the newsletter, get tickets for the crappies, and we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone. Bye.

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