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RHOP S10E12: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "RHOP S10E12: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me", an episode of Watch What Crappens published January 6, 2026 (1 h 29 min, about 18,703 words). It mentions 42 people, works and ideas, including Michael and Susan, Fast Eddie, Jazelle, Ivy, Teemo.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: cocktail party effect, Jazelle, Amazon, Amazon Live
  2. – 20:00: Jazelle, Arabella, Beverly Hills, Chili's
  3. – 30:00: Jazelle, Arabella
  4. – 40:00: Jazelle, Julia Simone, Alexis
  5. – 50:00: Arabella, Nathaniel, Ronnie
  6. – 1:00:00: Jazelle, National Brain Tumor Society
  7. – 1:10:00: Flores Cafe, Radcliffe
  8. – 1:20:00: African culture, Renova
  9. – 1:28:33: Twilight Zone

Notable quotes from "RHOP S10E12: Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me"

  • Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benjaminius.
    about Ronnie · at
  • What's going on with the parking over there in Austin cuz when whenever I visited up on Congress Street the way people back into their slanted parking spots, I'm like what is…
    about Congress Street · at
  • The first Today is Real Housewives of Ptoome. And today is also our final Amazon live of the year. We will be doing Amazon Live tonight, Monday at 400 PM Pacific time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at linkin bio. Okay.
    about Amazon · at
  • So, we are still at Wendy and Jazelle's July 4th, party at the rec center with all the kids. And where we left off, Angel was revealing that she needs to be out of her house. And Jazelle was oh, did you.
    about Jazelle · at
  • Nosy. Nosy. Mhm. Cocktail party effect.
    about cocktail party effect · at
  • Have you tried the awesome Blossom? May I may I tempt anybody? And so she tells Arabella who's Arabella who's eating some cotton candy. She's Are you happy now, babe? Did you…
    about Arabella · at
  • Oh, no. It was a Simone. It was Simone yelling at her kids. Oh, and then Simone totally blew that because guess what she followed that scene up with? She went and bought her kid Alexis and then took.
    about Julia Simone · at
  • Happening in this household because It's the boy who did it. I'm telling it was the boy, Nathaniel.
    about Nathaniel · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Michael and Susan — Person · 28 mentions
  • Fast Eddie — Person · 24 mentions
  • Jazelle — Person · 17 mentions · first at
  • Ivy — Person · 17 mentions
  • Teemo — Person · 10 mentions
  • Tia — Person · 10 mentions
  • Kiera — Person · 9 mentions
  • Amira — Person · 8 mentions
  • Stacy — Person · 7 mentions
  • Arabella — Person · 4 mentions · first at
  • Ronnie — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Julia Simone — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Nathaniel — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Iris — Person · 2 mentions
  • Neca — Person · 2 mentions
  • Danny DeVito — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Washes his hands like this. I was That guy's a unit. He's huge. I was uncomfortable. I felt like Danny DeVito standing next to that guy. And we were kind of laughing, not…
  • Alexis — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Totally blew that because guess what she followed that scene up with? She went and bought her kid Alexis and then took both of her sons and their girlfriends to Jamaica.
  • Belle — Person · 1 mention
  • Heather Lee Cameron — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

  • Bravo — Company · 3 mentions
  • Discord — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys.
  • Amazon — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Amazon Live — Company · 1 mention · first at
    The first Today is Real Housewives of Ptoome. And today is also our final Amazon live of the year. We will be doing Amazon Live tonight, Monday at 400 PM Pacific time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at linkin bio. Okay.
  • Instagram — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Live tonight, Monday at 400 PM Pacific time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at linkin bio. Okay.
  • The Hollywood Reporter — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Selected from an elite group of actresses. like they like they were partaking in the Hollywood Reporter actress on actress round table and then they were chosen to be in this elite.
  • Nature Channel — Company · 1 mention · first at
    I agree with you. they're acting like they were there like being shot for the Nature Channel, you know? It's like a nature documentary until they needed cast members and everyone else had to audition. no, you auditioned, too.
  • Chili's — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Shereice is just that girl who got fired from Chili's but keeps showing up at all the Chili's parties and just tries to start mess like surely I'll be back at Chili soon, you know?
  • National Brain Tumor Society — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Route. So, then we go to Jazelle, who is talking to chief development officer of the National Brain Tumor Society, and she's Whoa, I'm so super happy we were able to catch up.…
  • Radcliffe — Company · 1 mention · first at
    And he's she goes, Oh my god, you went to you went to Radcliffe. Oh my god, I see that. And I go crazy. And he's You're getting excited, huh? And she opens it and it's a picture frame. I wish I was there.
  • Flores Cafe — Company · 1 mention · first at
    So now we go to have lunch with Tia and her halfsister Amira at Flores Cafe. So, this is like a very I don't know why. It's like it feels like a very much like a DC restaurant.
  • Z Gallerie — Company · 1 mention
  • Zara — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • Tesla — Product · 2 mentions
  • Renova — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Search. I was Black toilet paper. And the first thing that came up was some thing called Renova. It's a black toilet paper. And it says, Renova, the sexiest paper on earth.
  • Siri — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

  • cocktail party effect — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
  • coffee shop effect — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Well, maybe he was doing what I call the coffee shop effect. So, the cocktail party effect is when you hear your name across the room and it doesn't matter how loud the room is somehow like that you hear it. It's like.
  • African culture — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    So now I've insulted her by walking here. She This is disrespectful and you don't know about African culture. Are you coming here to defend your wife? And because now Eddie's…
  • Twilight Zone — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Quieted down for Eddie and Wendy is like So Wendy's Are you kidding? Am I in the Twilight Zone? He's Okay, I just want everyone to calm down. The conversation is just getting…

Places & events

  • Congress Street — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Beverly Hills — Place · 1 mention · first at
    You have Real House of Beverly Hills where you had once, you have seasons where Erica's in Pasadena and someone else is in Malibu. Those are like.
  • Malibu — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Hills where you had once, you have seasons where Erica's in Pasadena and someone else is in Malibu. Those are like it's a 90minute drive between the two of them and like the geographical aspect is pretty tenuous. You have Heather Dro.

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Cravens. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benjaminius.

Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? What's going on with you? Um, you know, just it's it's we're it's Monday. We're on the verge of a big holiday break. I am really excited. What's going on with you?

So excited. So excited. Um, just that just getting ready for Christmas, man. Presents, presents, and there's so many people. Austin has so many people now. I don't know how we're doing it over here. the this city is bursting at the freaking seams. Okay? And then they were like, "Guess what? We're a progressive city. So, let's make all of the parking spaces really tiny now. So, everybody will buy a new car." Guess what? Texans are not going to buy a smaller car because you make the They're just going to take two spaces and then they're then what?

They will. They will. Then what? It's a great question. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all I know is I mean I don't know what's going on with the parking over there in Austin cuz when whenever I visited up on Congress Street the way people back into their slanted parking spots, I'm like what is happening in this city? I mean I understand Austin's weird, but that's really weird. I love that. It's my favorite part because you know I love some douchebag parking, the backwards parking. So everybody, welcome to the show. I don't know why I'm talking about parking to open it up.

Just roll with it. Okay. It's almost it's almost break time. You're going to be getting a lot of random [ __ ] today from the both of us.

Yeah. Yeah, you will a lot. Yeah, because you know when we're not doing this, you know who I talk to? Like literally nobody. Here in Texas, I talk to my family. They don't want to hear my nonsense. So, I don't really get to say stuff like this. So, I have to get it all out right now. Every petty little thing I have to say to you, Ben.

Yeah. Let it all out. Let it all out. Let it flow. Oh, by the way, what? Oh, wait. No, never mind. No, I thought I had something exciting to say, but I actually don't have something exciting to say.

Really? Yeah. What happened? I don't because it's something that's embargoed. It's embargoed. I can't say it. Yeah. Okay. Well, all right everybody. Well, we'll tell you that secret some other day. But today after the first

Today is Real Housewives of Ptoome. And uh today is also our final Amazon live of the year. We will be doing Amazon Live tonight, Monday at 400 PM Pacific time. And you find a link for that over at our Instagram at linkin bio. Okay. And uh that's it. And then tomorrow, today we're also going to do some Married to Medicine. And tomorrow we're doing Below Deck. And then we're out of here. And also we did a two-parter for the traders over on Patreon. When we come back for the new year, there's going to be a lot on Patreon because that's where traders is going to go. The recaps for traders will be on Patreon next season. We're so excited to cover that. But when we come back, oh my gosh, everything's back on. plus a 2hour premiere of the Valley Persian style, which is crazy.

Yeah, it's going to be a lot on our plates, which is very appropriate for the Valley Persian style. And I just am I you know, we're going to somehow get through that week, but it's going to be a lot. And we're going to have to figure we're we'll figure it out. We're we're going to see we're going to see how this all goes. Yeah.

Yes. It'll be a lot of laughter, a lot of joy. Okay, everybody. So, here we are. Real Housewives of PTOAC season 10, episode 12. PTOIC ponies and problems. So, uh, we are still at Wendy and Jazelle's July 4th, uh, party at the rec center with all the kids. And where we left off, Angel was revealing that she needs to be out of her house. And Jazelle was like, you know, oh, did you get evicted? Basically. So, guess who is feeling sullen about that? Angel. So, now she's moping around. And, uh, Wendy. Wendy was the one actually who said like, "Look, I'm not going to dance around it. The people say you were evicted." You know, because Wendy's gonna take the shot because Angel's being super annoying about this whole catfish thing and now she's blaming Wendy for it. So Wendy, of course, is going to be like, "I will articulate it on camera and have this stick with you."

Yeah. And so then Angel gives a very confusing answer. She's like, "Well, I was confused because I was sure that I let them know the exact date we were leaving. So that's why I'm annoyed because if I had known it was July 1st, if I would have put myself and my family in a position where we're not having to hurry up and figure out another situation, I was not evicted, home girl.

I was like, you just you evicted my wakefulness is what happened. Yes. My wakefulness just left my body. Talk less. Talk in shorter sentences.

So Jazzy and Jazelle are talking and Jazelle's like, "What happened?" Ah. And Jazz is like, "Well, they were talking about how she's uh, you know," and when he goes, "He eviction, her eviction." She's like, "Yeah." And Jazelle's like, "Well, that sounds very strange." Ah. And Stacy is like, "Well, what exactly is the definition of eviction? Maybe we should look that up." And so then it cuts to Ashley who starts reading the definition. Siri says, "Expulsion, ejection, housing, throwing out, displacement, clearance. That's exactly what happened."

Mhm. And meanwhile, my phone just lit up because I said the sword. Sorry, phone. Sorry, I wasn't actually calling upon you.

So did everybody's phone who listened to this. She's very sensitive, that lady.

You barely whisper her name. And she'll she'll nosy is more like it. Nosy. Nosy. Mhm. Cocktail party effect. You know the cocktail party effect?

No. What is that? Um, it's a real life much more interesting if I'm drunk at a party.

Yes. No, it's that like like you may have difficulty hearing the person right in front of you, but at a cocktail party, you can still somehow hear your name from like across the room throughout through all the noise. It's called the cocktail party effect.

Oh, yeah. Um, that's that's a true thing that happens. I wondered if that happened the other night at dinner because there was this humongous guy. I was in the bathroom and there was, you know, I just like sensed this huge presence. Well, I guess not sensed. I literally felt cuz he was gigantic and he was peeing next to me and I mean I'm telling you like seven feet tall. He was huge and like huge and muscular

and he you know then we were washing our hands next to each other which I was so proud of him for washing his hands cuz not every guy does.

And he kind of grunted even while he like washed his hands. He was like he was that big. He just like makes it kind of sounds just as he moves. So then my dad, he was sitting kind of close to us. He was like two tables away from us. By the way, dating a really tiny girl. I felt bad for her because I was like, "He's going to break you." But anyway, we were um sitting near them, but not right next to them. And my dad said, "Wow, that guy is humongous over there. Did you see him?" I said, "Yeah, I peed next to him." And he grunts when he washes his hands like this. I was like, "That guy's a unit. He's huge." I was uncomfortable. I felt like Danny DeVito standing next to that guy. And we were kind of laughing, not really making fun of the guy, just, you know, you don't see that every day. And then I left and he kind of looked at me and I don't know, I wouldn't say hurt cuz he's so big I can't tell if hurt big people are

hurt, but he looked at me kind of like I thought, was that the cocktail party effect? But I didn't even know what it was at that time. But I was like, maybe he's so maybe his eardrums are bigger, too. And he just heard what I said about him. If you're out there listening to this, I'm sorry if I hurt you.

Well, maybe maybe he was doing what I call the coffee shop effect. So, the cocktail party effect is when you hear your name across the room and it doesn't matter how loud the room is somehow like that you hear it. It's like

But what if his name is survival thing? Maybe his name is but the well I was going to say the coffee party the coffee house effect is when you're in a coffee house and you're just like having a moment of tranquility and you're just trying to drink your coffee or maybe you're trying to do some work and there's someone all the way across the room and all you hear is oh my god so this is like amazing and so like I went to like the I went to like Macy's and they were sold out of everything. So then I went to Zara. They have some amazing deals going on at Zara and like you cannot to tone out this buzzard who's talking about whatever happened in her life the night before.

I'm like it's like it doesn't matter how many people are in there. It doesn't matter how loud it gets or how what headphones you put on. It's like that voice is of that certain timber that it just sort of like pierces through any other noise that's happening. It's like Yeah. And I'm just like I just am like over it at this point. Like I don't want to hear from him anymore. I'm like, I think your coffee grinder is more subtle than you. Shut up.

Yeah. Okay. So, Kiana kind of stands up for Angel. Well, at least to us. To everybody else, she doesn't. She just stays quiet because they're all popular girls and she doesn't want to make them mad. But to us, she's like, "Hey, they should they should leave my girlfriend alone." But she doesn't stand up for her in the moment. And Ashley's like, "Well, but then there's been some other talk that you moved purposely into this area to be in the group." And Angel's like, "Oh, well that's not true at all." And she said, "Oh, really? I would move here to be with Ashley and Jazelle and Wendy?

Are you kidding me? I would do that on purpose to myself." Well, I mean, yes, cuz she means the TV show. But

I just I do always love like when established reality stars act like they got onto their shows because they were selected from an elite group of actresses. like they like like they were partaking in the Hollywood Reporter actress on actress round table and then they were chosen to be in this elite. It's like no, you applied also. You auditioned also. You wanted to be on this show and you've been thirsty and doing thirsty things for nearly 10 years to stay on the show and then someone says, "Hey, here's an opportunity for me. I'm if I move to PTOIC, I could actually be on this show." I just don't think that's like a I I just don't think that's like a a thing you can prosecute someone on.

I agree with you. I mean, they're acting like they were there like being shot for the Nature Channel, you know? It's like a nature documentary until they needed cast members and everyone else had to audition. Like, no, you auditioned, too. And actually, you guys are thirstier cuz you guys didn't even audition for The Real Housewives of PTOIC. You auditioned for like Ladies with Manners or whatever the [ __ ] the show was called back in the day. So, this was like some some some job out of like the backstage newspaper,

you know, in the back that you all went to. He like went to an open call. At least she got an audition for like a nationally televised very popular show. Why am I sticking up for Angel? You know why? Cuz Ash is such an [ __ ] That's why

this is the one time like because also you're acting like oh my god she moved in here to be the on the TV show. Wendy lives an hour away from all of you guys. You guys always complain that she lives, you know, hour like maybe an hour and a half away. You know, we have other shows. Meredith Marks doesn't even live in Salt Lake City. She rents and she's she rents when she's on the show and then all of a sudden she's back in New York City, right? Isn't that what people say?

You know, you have Real House of Beverly Hills where you had once, you know, you have seasons where Erica's in Pasadena and someone else is in Malibu. Those are like

it's a 90minute drive between the two of them and like the geographical aspect is pretty tenuous. You have Heather Dro literally living in the neighborhood of one TV show but appearing in another TV show. She's living in Beverly Hills and now but she's doing shooting for Orange County. So, it's all doesn't make any sense.

And I agree with you. I think I'm only feisty about this because it's Ashley who's bringing this up. Ashley, the queen of fakeness.

Ashley just fake broke up with Beas um so she could go on Love Hotel and pretend she was single, which she wasn't. And everybody knows it. I mean, Ashley's the biggest faker ever, so whatever. Ashley.

Yeah. Be quiet. Leave Angel alone. Angel is the best thing to happen to Okay. Angel is the is a top housewife. She's an icon. Although, you know, where Angel is entertaining, Angel is very entertaining off the show where she's just doing interviews and she's just like, "I'm pissed and everybody's going to know it. And here's exactly how I feel about these girls and I'm going to let them have it at the reunion." I'm like, "Okay, yeah, we'll see." Cuz you know, she's not going to like, "Let me add them. Let me add them." And she goes, "Well, um, my I said that I didn't appreciate that

burn." you know she's going to do and she has prepared statements. Have you seen it? Like she's reading her statements. She's like here's what I have to say about Ashley.

I am very upset that what has transpired in the 12th hour of I'm like why are you reading why are you reading a statement on a podcast? Well, I'm telling you right now what's going to happen is the angel's going to sit up there and she's going to be very quiet the reunion and she's going to say, "I don't want to I don't want to I'm not going to engage with someone who's like this and I don't this is not the space where I feel comfortable sharing who I am and I'm very vulnerable. I have lots of walls and this is not a place where I feel safe bringing down my wall so I'm not going to speak on it." She's going to do all that stuff and then she'll be like, "See, I really showed them." And she thinks that like her withering silence actually affects people, but it doesn't.

It just makes her look like she's being silent. But that being said, I really have come to enjoy her Eeyornness. Like it's so funny to me like like how she is able to turn any situation into an Eeyore situation and like that normally makes really bad TV, but I'm just amused by how predictable it is and how reliable it is and and just how how how much of like a failure it is. Like it's it's it cracks me up. Like even in this episode in like a few minutes we're going to see her. She can't even have fun doing like stupid field game field day races and stuff because she's you know she's like I'm not going to I'm not going to smile while I do my three-legged race. It's like come on Angel this is your protest.

Yeah. So um she's like well I didn't I didn't come here just to hang out with you and I moved here to be with Ashley and Jazelle and Wendy I already said that part. She's like, "There was no eviction and it's not like that." And so, um, they kind of give it up. And Ashley's like, "I'm glad you guys are okay." Really? Because you guys are insinuating her husband has temper issues and all this other [ __ ] too, today. Like, you're adding that layer on, too. You're like, "Oh, well, someone's husband is angry. She sure got to deal with an angry husband." So, you guys are adding that layer onto it, too.

Which that's not really a shocker, especially from Jazelle. Jazelle's like the biggest like go against the husbander on the show unless it's one which he'll excuse for anything cheating lying etc.

Right. Well they they it's so funny because they did try to set it up like wow he's really angry and I think if he were like angry or if he were surirly I think production would have leaned into that if they could have. But like then we just see footage of him just like smiling, walking around the party, having a nice time, doing like squats with his kid on his back, like

just happy happy Bobby. Like it's like he this guy was not angry. He just was like, you know, he clearly had like just finished packing this house and he's stressed out and he's like, "Look, we'll get there when we get there and we'll see you there." And they're like, "Wow, how angry." I'm like, "He's perfectly docel."

Yeah. So, now let's go over to the guys talking. And um Eddie is saying that they have their 15-year anniversary coming up. Oh, that's great. I hope you guys can print out a line on t-shirts that was inconsequential to harp on. Like sick.

I hope you do. I know. And make your entire family wear it every single scene and then even quote it when your mom calls.

It is a fitting shirt though because they can use that outside the jail house. You know, all the fans can wear it. Bring Eddie out. bring Eddie out.

Yeah. Uh I really I really need to know who are the people that bought that shirt because they were they thought that it was amusing. Like who are those people? Cuz I need to ask questions. Something I'm going to wear that's going to be instantly recognizable wherever I go.

Yeah. Uh so they're talking about how they've been married 15 years. Wendy wants a new ring, which of course she does. you know, she doesn't want a new Ring camera that could catch a burglar that could be coming into that house. She wants an actual ring on her finger. So, um, and Greg's like, "Yeah, well, you know, I can tell you're happy, Eddie, by your smiling." Really, Greg? Is that how you can tell?

Yeah, Greg, he's very observant that Greg, um, he never looked more terrified because when Eddie is like, "Yeah, she wants a new ring ring." And Greg's like, "Oh, shit." In his mind, he's like, "Wait, so like after I give that first ring, there's still more rings I have to get down the line. Like, it doesn't end. Like, I still have to get more rings. Does a picture frame fit on her finger? Can we do that?"

Yeah. The only ring Greg really wants is inside of Kiana. So, um, Charice is approaching So, Shereice is approaching Stacy um and Teemo. And Sharice gets introduced. Okay, so the ghoul shares

what was this? Nice to meet you, father. That's how comes over. Hi. This and this must be the beautiful daughter. She was like a like a villain in a fairy tale. And this is the beautiful daughter. Like stay away from her. I don't remember a name, but we call it stem cells for short. It's like Stacy's like, "So, here comes Shereice hovering over on a hoverboard, slithering over in lingerie. This is a family event. Why are you talking to me? Be gone."

So, it was kind of funny. Sheree showed up to a family potluck wearing a see-through booier top. I know that was like like she's never done that before, too. It was just so strange. It like did not make any sense. Like, oh god, God bless Tha. I don't know. I'm always amused when Shasha shows up just cuz I feel like the concept of her is funny. I've always said she sort of looks like a melted candle and she just shows up like hello, you know, or like someone just like like like a cake just fell on her head. She just sort of has that look like sort of deflated but she just is always there in a way that is I don't know it just amuses me cuz she's always up to sort of no good but like I don't I can't describe it. Like I my heart gets warmed whenever Sharice shows up even though she sucks so much.

Shereice is just that girl who got fired from Chili's but keeps showing up at all the Chili's parties and just tries to start mess like surely I'll be back at Chili soon, you know?

Yeah. She gets into it every season. She somehow gets she she she had her moment this season already.

Yeah. Some seasons are more than others, but like she's just so clunky. She's so clunky with how she gets involved, too. I just find that to be so funny. I have a real

soft spot for people who are really bad at being a housewife sometimes. Like, you know, when they're like when they're mediocre bad, like Agina and Emily, especially like Agina, I'm like, "Get out of But when you're so bad that like you can't help but laugh, like I actually enjoy that.

Yeah. And Charice definitely does that. So she's like, "Hi, have you tried the awesome Blossom? May may I may I tempt anybody?" And so um she she tells uh Arabella who's Arabella who's eating some cotton candy. She's like, "Are you happy now, babe? Did you got that?" And she just looks at her like, "What the hell? Who's this creepy lady?"

Stranger danger. So Stacy's like, "I'm so glad we're finally meeting. I've been expressing to Teemo quite often how much I appreciate you." You know, actually, I'm going to walk him out. I'm going to be walking out. Okay. We're going to walk Teemo out now. Bye. Yeah. She basically introduces Teemo to Wendy and Eddie. That way she can say that she's introduced him. And then he's like, "I have to go now." And so she walks him out. I'm like, "Are you going to say goodbye to your daughter?" He just walks out like you know that your spawn is over there and you see Arabella look after him like what? He just walks out like you have a child here. You should at least say goodbye to your child. Teemo,

I will see you for over pizza later. Now is the time that parents leave. So Wendy sees and uh she's like, "Oh, he's heading out." And she's like, "Yeah." So Edd's like, "We didn't get to chitchat. He does not want to chitchat with you guys. you you guys tried to ruin his marriage last year. I don't know what what's so confusing about Teemo not wanting to like hang out with you guys, but yeah,

I don't really blame him. He's he's definitely not into this whatsoever. Um, so he leaves. He was there for 32 minutes, it says. Um, so Wendy goes over immediately goes to Jazelle. It's like, so Teemo just left, why? Yeah. Well, I think he's nervous around the group. No, no, no. Why are we catering to this? Well, at least someone's catering this party. Exactly. You don't get to use that when you've got a potluck going on. Okay.

I know. Why aren't you catering this? And she's like, "Why are we handling him with candy gloves?" Um, did you not remember any of the seasons with you and Michael? And um like how he was ducking and dodging all the charges against him. I think there were a lot of kid gloves that season with you.

Yeah, no kidding. um wish Michael was wearing some kid gloves when he was assaulting cameraman Ashley, which you stood up for him for and stuck up for him for non-stop. So now they're all pissed off that he's gone. You they're all offended, I should say. And so Jazelle's like, "Well, at first I thought he was part of the rec center staff because I did not know who this gentleman was. And now he's gone. So I guess he doesn't know how to have fun." Is this fun?

I That's the thing. It's like, was this worth his time? Is it really worth this time? So, uh, now it's time for games. So, they all meet up on like the field, and by the field, I mean the inside area with the astroturf. And, um, they're going to do things like three-legged three-legged races and stuff. And, uh, so there sort of happened there. They run, Jazelle falls over. Jazelle and Sharice fall over. Well, Sharice falls over causing Jiselle to fall over, which is funny. It's also funny to think that Charice is doing a three-legged race again in her um translucent booier. Um and Jazelle's like, "Sharice, I'm on the ground because of you, ma'am. You couldn't let get your left foot and your right foot together." Well, I mean, if that's a metaphor, that's not a metaphor. I don't know what is.

Sharice stumbling at the three-man race cuz she couldn't get her feet together.

Yeah. And you know, um three-legged race. I said threeman race. Three hoverboard. It's a three hoverboard race.

Three-wheel race. So, uh, they also all refused to do the giddy up properly, which

I didn't. Yeah, that really annoyed me. They just ran holding the inflatable like pony stick instead of getting like there. And then when Stacy did it, they were like shocked. They're like, "What's Stacy doing?" Cuz she actually like did the bouncing and does something with her hand to make it look like she was on a horse. And they were like, "What is happening? This is crazy. This pantoime she's doing."

Yeah. They were mad. They were mad because it was taking her, you know, she was going more slowly, but hello. She's doing the giddy up. You guys were cheating. Do you understand? Okay.

So then, um, uh, we see that Jackson, Shares's son, comes and in case anyone's forgotten, he's a model, and you can tell because of his model hat because it's like a cowboy thing and so everybody's wearing cowboy hats, but he's wearing like the model version, which is kind of flat on top and really wide

brimmed. It's stupid. It's a stupid hat. It's a stupid hat. Um, he's fine. I'm just gonna find out right now. He is fine.

I have to take down his hat because that's the last I was like I thought that actually looked really good. Honestly, I mean, we've known that like we've seen him grow up sort of and we knew he got into modeling, but this is the first one I was like, "Wow." I've got to say, PTOAC is like knocking it out of the park this season with the men between this guy, Bobby, Kier's brother. Um, I mean, you know, there's c, you know, there's there's balances, you know, cuz then you have like Greg and you know, but like I think there was like one other guy where I was like, "Wow, very impressive." Is it Teemo?

Just kidding. Um, but uh, like PTOIC doing great work, but yeah, I was like, "Whoa Jackson. Whoa." So, Shereice is like, "Hey, Athie, look who's here. It's my son Jackson." And you're like, "Why is she saying why is she doing that?" And then we had this flashback. It's Ashley, Jazelle, and Shereice are sitting there at a restaurant and Jazelle is like, "How are the kids?" And Ashley just starts to giggle and Shares is like, "What's going on? What are you laughing at?" Did I say a pun? Was that a pun? Is that a pun?

Well, remember the night after the crab boil? Yes, Ashley. Who could forget the night after the crab boil? What a night filled with glitterati. And we see the flashback to 2023 and Ashley and Jackson are walking up to the door and she's like, "Okay, are you dropping me off? Well, thank you." And he says, "You're welcome." And then he leaves and I guess the cameras leave. And then um she tells a story to Shereice that she Jackson drove her home cuz she was drunk and she's like, "Uhoh, a little tipsy. Here we go. Spit it out. Spit it out, Ashley." She's like, "Okay, well, we had a little smooch." And just I was like, "Whoa, ha, I might be sweating." God.

She goes, "Yeah, I'm persspiring. Can you all turn the AC on?" So, we got to my house

and we go into the uh Jackson came in to use the bathroom and then as he was holding he was holding his hand out with my key and I went to take my key and then he grabbed my hand and then he pulled me to him. Yeah. I saw a different side of him that night.

This is wild. I mean, it's not crazy. like in at in the human world she in the human sense I mean they're 10 years apart it's not a crazy age gap but that's your friend's son that's crazy and like I I cannot believe it and shares is like so happy I think shares she's like oh great I have relevance I have a fight I can have with athlete I can be under throw again she's like totally fine she's like well yeah well my son is hot those are my deans enjoy

enjoy having sex with me my faith enjoy that. Um, yeah, it's super weird, you know, and it's especially creepy for Ashley because Ashley is the one who's like, "Oh my god." Well, um, Stacy was trying to talk to Chris who was married to Mo'Nique one time. It's like, uh, oh, really? But you don't draw the line at [ __ ] somebody's son. Are you kidding? Come on. And she did [ __ ] the son. Like, let's be honest, cuz she's like, well, you know, and then what if it was a little bit more than that? Like if it didn't end at the kiss, you'd be okay with it. So you [ __ ] her son is what you're saying. And Sherice is like, "Well, I got to digest this one. I got to digest this one."

No. Like they they definitely had sex. And she's just saying smooch just to test the waters a little bit. But I like No, I'm so Listen, that whole that whole setup I I don't know. Yeah. Like it's clear. Like you don't say I saw a different side of someone off of just a kiss. Uh-uh.

Yeah. You say it off a cornhole. Now, if she did it, you know, look, I'm not like the moral outrage police about it because

he's hot and he's a model and he's of age and so like if if a model wants to [ __ ] you're going to [ __ ] the model. Like, come on.

Yeah, 100%. But it's just that Ashley's such a hypocrite and it is I'm sorry. It is it is creepy. I don't know that I don't know if I could [ __ ] one of my friends kids.

That's I can't Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine that. Um, so then, um, also people that young really are so young. How old do you think he is?

He's 27. He's 27. Yeah. Yeah. He's not that young. Um, that's why I'm saying like in a different context, it's like there's it's not crazy, but in the context of like, you know, Sharice, I mean, admittedly, Charice is older than Ashley. There's always been that age gap thing, but it's weird. I mean, I think what's so funny with Ashley is that she is a real househog. She's been a real housewife since she was she's 37. She must been when she was 27, 28. And the funny thing is that she is younger as a real housewife. She's a real housewife, but she's younger than a lot of the people who were on the quote unquote youth shows on Bravo, like Vanderpump Rules and Summerhouse. She's younger than Kyle. She's younger than Sheena.

She's like she So that's why when she and Luke were together, it was like weird because it was like a real housewife with someone from Summerhouse, but it was totally like it it actually makes total sense. But I think that like when when there are real housewives involved, just the name real housewife, we just assume there's like a certain sort of like age gap or like maturity. Not maturity, but like we just think that they're older than they are sometimes. And so when it's like, oh my god, she had sex with someone who was 27. It's like, yeah, but she's she's 37.

Like like Ashley could be on the Vanderbump Rules reboot. She's two years older than Marcus. Like that's that's crazy.

It's just that she's a [ __ ] hypocrite. I I think so. Then uh she's like, "Well, we just needed comfort in each other in the moment." Oh, was the crab boil hard on you?

I know. What was What was happening that was so difficult two years ago? And Jazelle just goes, "Oh, okay then. Okay. Um it's not up to you to forgive this." I like that Jazelle's like, "Okay, well, Ashley, that's fine then." It's like, "No, that's not up to you." And so, um Ashley's like, "Well, I didn't know I was going to ever tell you this, but I guess I have to. Um, so she's like, "Yeah, he's hot." And then we see them talking and I was cracking up cuz she's like, "So, what have you been up to?" And he's like, "Modeling, you know, like in places like I go to places and then like I'm modeling them."

It's like, "Wow." Yep. He's got the exact sort of personality you'd expect in that profession from a flat from a flated model. Uh, so Jazelle's like, "It's game time." Okay, so now we're going to do some tugof-war crap. Um,

they choose teams, which of course Stacy is last. I mean, Stacy was last, even in Angel,

even with Angel there. Yeah. Yeah. They really don't like Stacy. So, they do tugof-war. It's like they pull back and forth. Someone wins and Stacy's like, she's like, "They're acting like they're going to get a new wig or something. Like, what are we really fighting for? What's the prize?" And then and then she is saying, "Oh, how well look like uh she was scared of my girls and then she didn't want me to hold her and I was like they ruined it for me. Her outfit is so cute." I don't know what she talking about. Did she Is she talking about Stacy?

I don't know. I don't know. It was just fun in games. So then Angel is um upset about them confronting her and she's like, "You know, I really feel some type of way about somebody. You know, I mean, you know what? I'm going through something like it's unexpected and I don't I don't need to move out anywhere for anybody. I don't get it. And she's I was like, "Angel, I know I know you have a lot to talk about." Dah, but it's game time. And she's like, "So, she's going to ask me if I'm evicted now. I'm supposed to hop down the turf and be buddy buddy with you and yehaw. Well, I don't know how this Colorado trip is going to go."

Oh, god. Well, don't make us all to go to Colorado just for you to hate us all. Well, also like you Yes, Jazelle. Jazelle is definitely like a [ __ ] but like yeah, you do you do act like happy and nice because your kids are there and it's like a kid event and so you just put on like a warm like a smile and you participate in these stupid games so that way your kids have fun and it's not strange and awkward for them.

Yeah. So, um they giddy up. This is where they fail the giddy up thing. And then um they're getting food after and Stacy is next to Cameron um who's Wendy's daughter and she's like, "Oh, if you're going to try the potato salad, you need a special plate. Here's one." And it's an American flag. And Cameron goes, "A Donald Trump plate." And she's like, "Um, well, it's it's the American flag." And she's like, "It's the same thing." Stacy's like, "Um," it just cuts away cuz you know Wendy's like, "No, not in this house. Not in the south.

Mhm. So Jazelle, that's so sad what's happened to the American. Like you can't even have the American flag anymore without people being Oh, really? Oh, really?

I know. I know. You can't even You can't even have a host of a PTOIC reunion anymore without it turning against you, huh? So then, uh, Jazelle is like, she's like "So uh, Ka and what's your face, Greg? How's it going? You guys got to move in now. And she's like, "Not yet." She goes, "Well, so this makes it official. Like, it's official." He's like, "Yeah." Because Greg is really, he's laying it on thick. The new Greg persona. He's like smiling and chuckling. He's like, "I'm just having so much fun here on camera at this event."

Fun Greg. It's me, Fun Greg. Everybody, look at me. I'm smiling like Eddie. Does that mean I'm happy? It does. It does. So Jazelle's like, "Well, okay. Woman power 101. In the words of old anties, "Girl, you done lost your power. That man is never going to give you a ring because he know he doesn't he knows he doesn't have to." And he's like, "Whoa, how do I get caught up in this mix?" And Stacy, so then we go back to Stacy. Just be quiet about the rings, by the way. There's more to life than getting a ring from some man. I'm so sick of hearing about the ring.

Yeah. So, uh, Stacy, meanwhile, is she's been really pushing her potato salad. Uh, I guess people were giving her [ __ ] for it earlier. Uh, last episode she was getting [ __ ] from from it for it. So now she's like trying to pressure Eddie into eating it. And Eddie clearly does not want to eat it. So he tries. He's like, "Oh yeah, it's good. It's good." She's like, "Well, have some more of it. Have some more." And even Wendy's doing it. Like have some more Eddie. Like they're both enjoying making him squirm. And uh he doesn't like the potato salad clearly. So now we see Jackson and Ashley. They they catch up again. And Ashley's like, "So have you been traveling?" And he's like, "Little bit modeling, New York, Miami, doing that a little bit. How about you?"

Well, um I've been making out with an old guy down in Mexico. His name is Ralph and he grunts when when we make out. So yeah, like that's pretty that's what I've been up to.

Oh, hi. Hi, Shereice. We're just catching up. She Oh, really? Yeah. you know, and I did share with your mom that you two were very sweet that night and drove me home. And then we had a little smooch of the bucket night.

And she And Wendy's like, "Um, I'm sorry. What happened? Wait, what happened? What?"

Yeah, just like a little smooch. Like a little good night smooch. That's all it was.

And Wendy's like, "Wait, wait. Uh, hold on. Wait, what? What?" Teresa is like, "Is that through, Daxton? Is that through?" And he just shrugs. But that's your friend's son, Wendy's. Wendy's. I like when Wendy's voice gets cracky. She's like, "Wait, but that's your Flynn's son." It's like, "It was just a little kiss." See, this is the thing with Ashley. No one needed to even know about this. So, it's not only that she [ __ ] her friend. It's that she like her her friend's son. It's that she [ __ ] her friend's son and is now going to like make it a whole thing on national TV. It's just very Ashley.

Yeah. Um, so I like that Wendy is like she's she's the only one who actually seems to be like shocked shock like deservedly or like like she's having what I feel like is the appropriate reaction which is like wait what the [ __ ] Like you made out with your friend's son. Is anyone else like going to be halted by this? And Ash like, "Yeah, it was just like a little kiss. That's okay. It's just a little kiss." It's like um no. And Wendy's like none of you guys better kiss any of my kids. Okay, I'll just say that right now.

I would take that to the grave. She was like, "Well, I don't know if my friend looked like Ashley. I'd get it, boy." I mean, she's I'm not mad at it. I don't know. She's cute. So then, uh, Kieran was like, "Wow, nobody's safe around an Ashley. Hide your coochie. Hide your young sons. Hide your old sons. Hide your daddies."

I was like, "You better hide your brother. You better watch out. You better hide your brother from the entire world, honestly.

We'll all jump jump on that if we had the chance. Yeah, let's I think that that was really funny. She It's like Ashley just cast a really wide net. Like just non-traditional casting. They can be 18, they can be 70. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think she likes to dabble in like the young hot guys, but then she settles in with like the old trolls. That's like her vibe ultimately.

Yeah. She likes to date young guys and then she likes to marry the money bags, you know.

She's like if you She's like like the Mary Fuckill is like very obvious with her. [ __ ] the Hawkeye. And then like the Mary is if you look like you could be a CGI sidekick in some sort of fantasy quest. She will marry you

and she'll also probably kill you. Yeah. Um so then um Wendy's like, "Well, thanks for the showing. fun way to end family day. Okay. And uh somebody please take Stacy's potato salad, please. So now we go to Tia and her family at the house. And it's a family meeting. And Tia's like, "Okay, everyone, we have to follow up on the chore that we talked about. Is everyone ready to talk about this? So what are some of the things that you should be your chores? I'll start with Oh, Rob. Rob, would you like to help out here? My passive husband, Rob." And he's like, "Well, why don't we just open this up for discussion? Who would like to volunteer or something?

Lexi, you want to volunteer?" No. Who parents like that? You want to volunteer to do a chore? It's not what chores are. Chores are pain. Okay. Come out with a list, make it hurt, and hand it out and that's it. And if your kid is falling asleep on the table, might I suggest a fly swatter or one of the the tennis racket flywatters. It'll shock him.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And I hope that this family paid attention while they're watching this at home to the end scene to see how it's really been.

Yeah, exactly. Truly. Um, wait, didn't we just see something last week where we were like, yes, we're like we're so proud of a parent. What? What happened?

It was one I don't remember. Did anything happen? Was Did we watch TV last week?

I know. Oh, no. It was a Simone. It was Simone yelling at her kids. Oh, and then Simone totally blew that because guess what she followed that scene up with? She went and bought her kid Alexis and then took both of her sons and their girlfriends to Jamaica.

Really? Yes. So now I have to sit there and watch Simone act like she's being all big and strong with her kids when she totally bought him a a Tesla. A Tesla in these times.

Oh go Simone, stay strong. Boo. We rescend all of our amazing parent yelling at energy that we gave you last week. Rescended.

So Tia is uh telling us like the producer says that you have chores growing up and T's like well we had people for that but kids are disrespectful. They will eat something and then just throw the rapper on the floor. Like who is the maid? Is it me? It's definitely not me. Like wait your kids are just throwing rappers on the floor.

What the hell? I was so mad for her. I was so mad for her. And the dad is over there like, "Well, let's have a talk about what we'd like to do in the house. Pick up your [ __ ] rappers or you're moving out." And how about that to start? Yeah, that's crazy. So then she So then she goes, "Okay, I've got a question. Okay, first out of business. Who keeps on kissing the mirrors?" I'm like, "What? What is happening in this household?"

And she like that. Really? Yeah. when I was a kid because I was like um I was really big into manifesting, you know, I read those books when I was very young, which I mean is why I turned out how I did. Totally worked. But um and I thought I was like really big into like be the who you want to pretend like fake it till you make it kind of thing. So I'd be like, "God, you're so attractive." And then I would kiss myself.

Wow. Like 12. My mom caught me kissing myself in the mirror once and said, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I was like, "I'm just trying to tell myself I'm attractive." She's like, "That's not how to do it. Get out of the bathroom." Slowly back out of the bathroom.

Oh my god. Embarrassing, but I mean, I was cute. I was into it. It was the best date I ever had at 12.

Hilarious. Well, it's happening again. The second the second coming of Ronnie Karum is happening in this household because um It's the boy who did it. I'm telling

it was the boy, Nathaniel. Yeah. And so she's like, Nathaniel, why are you the first one to say something? And so he's like, I literally did that in the past. So like he's saying like he it's like it's over. Like he doesn't do it anymore. And she's like, but somebody's still doing it. He's like, but like what if it's you? And she's like, why would it be me?

Cuz you're always wearing lipstick. She's like, um, okay. So, wait, it's it's kissing the mirror with lipstick on. That makes it weird.

I'm not I'm not sure. I think that um Although I'm sure I do love that Nathaniel is Yeah, I'm about to say I love that Nathaniel He's so exasperated in every scene that he shows up in. He's like, "But why?" He's like always whining. He's just like put upon by his older sisters.

He's the one who wanted to be adopted, like run away and be adopted. And he's always just exhausted. So I was like,

he's so dramatic. I don't want to like I was like it's such a great it's a refreshing a refreshing thing cuz normally like children of the Real Housewives are like rolling their eyes or catatonic and to have a like this kid being such a drama queen is like so wonderful. Like I love this for him.

Yeah. And he's like, "But what about all the things I did today already, mother?" She Okay, well what did you do today? And he's like, "Well, I put the Doritos away, so that's something." She's like, "You ate your Doritos and then you walked away and you left them on the table." So Air is coming over here and I was thinking about taking her to the old How was How was leaving Doritos on the table, putting them away? I put him into my stomach. Oh, I like that. his like big piece of evidence, his like the smoking gun of how responsible he is, is that I put the Doritos away today,

which to be fair is more than some of the h the husbands do on these shows. But um and then I love that he didn't even put the Doritos away. He's like he took like

if you're going to lie, just say, "Well, mother, I did all the dishes and mop the floor." And like, no, that's a lie. But don't lie over something that's low stakes that like you really could have done so easily. But the absolute perfection of this kid being like like this was his day. Ate some Doritos, threw the bag down, and then went and made out with himself in a mirror. I mean, what a life.

Yeah, that's probably what the lipstick was. It was probably just like orange Dorito.

Yeah, exactly. I found orange that the there was orange powder on the Meow. Uh so she's like, "All right." So, they're talking about how um they're going to go uh see this old house, going to see the old house or something. And so, she explains that Omira is her half sister and she also has a half brother and she didn't find out about them till her early teens. And at the time, um her mom didn't sign up to be a sister wife. So, she was like, "Teene mom, you know, this is bullshit." Yeah.

And it wasn't until her dad passed away that they had to talk to the kids to plan the funeral and all of that stuff. And so she finally got to know her personality. And so she's like, "Well," and she's got some shade in her as well, so we must be related. So then we come back to the table and Tia's like, "Oh, are you falling asleep over there?" And Ava's like, "Probably." The kids are just falling asleep at this table. Like, "What time is it? It looks looked like it was like 3:00 in the afternoon." So Tia's like, "Okay, well, I think we should do a quick assessment of anything you see that could be sorted now." Like for instance, whose plate is that over there? And so Amarus is like, it's mine because we were having a family meeting thing. So I brought a plate in. And he's like, okay, family meeting is over now. Okay. And congratulations. You made it through a whole family meeting and made nobody do

anything. What is going on in this house? Still no chores. True. They're like, we don't want our kids to look spoiled on TV, so let's have a meeting about doing chores. And then it just fails miserably. So

I know. So, now we go over to Stacy and Teemo who are working out, or more like Teemo is like walking on a treadmill and Stacy's sort of doing things. This is where Stacy is her most awkward and uncomfortable is when she flirts in a gym. And unfortunately, we've seen more of this than we'd like to admit. Yes. Um, so let's see. So, Tim's like, "Are you ready? Ready for workout?" And she's like, "Oh, well, Belle is at the neighbors so we could have some time to ourselves." He's like, "Yeah, stair climber. We do stair climber."

Now is the time that we go on stairs to nowhere. Oh, sure. I guess we could do that, too. He's like, "So, uh, one stop. Let's get on these machines." Well, that's not what I thought you were going to say. I know. I know you want sexy time, but it's staircase time. Oh, okay. Well, I'm a yogi at heart, and I'm not really trying to be like, we know, like, you know, working out, working out, you know. And then we see clips of last year when she was working out with TJ and being all sexual about it.

Yeah. And she says, "Well, we all know that couples who sweat together stay together." And clearly we're trying to stay together. I hope and pray, dear Lord. If you have to work out together to stay with anybody, I'm really there's really no hope for me. [ __ ] that.

Yeah. Doing that for anybody. That's really hard. That's a really difficult thing to put on your partner. So Stace is working out and then she's like like doing squats on a yoga ball and doing all these things and she's trying to be all sexual. She's like, "Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is hot." He's like, "Yes, this is very hot. Good exercise, good calesthetics." So now she's saying that now that he's back home, they're picking up where they left off and it feels so right and blah blah blah. And it's just like a cute little Teemo scene. Not much really happens. They talk about, "Oh, isn't it great you're back in the house?" He's like, "Oh, I did so good."

And you guys, we're doing it for Arabella. Arabella. What we do find out is that Teemo does not like big butts. And he cannot lie cuz she's like, "I'm just trying to get my butt bigger." He's like, "Why would you do that?" She's like, "Because people say my butt's too small. The butt is the butt is already too large. Make it smaller." I'm like, "Whoa, Teemo, he is not like a big butt." Turns out.

Yeah. Uh, so they talk about Arabella and then we go to Angel's house and uh there's moving boxes still everywhere and she's like, "Okay, um, we're moving things to storage before we go to Colorado, but we'll find the right house, but I'm stressed and I'm we're going to have this great trip. Our friends are going to get to come experience Wonderland." Even after PTOAC and Ponies, I'm going into the trip with an open mind because they're gonna get to know me and I'm giving the ladies a taste of the Wonderland experience. So, think luxurious, guided, mindful hiking experiences. Could you imagine an unmindful hiking experience? You just like walk off a cliff. Whoops. I wasn't being mindful.

Fly fish. Half of our party drowned in a ravine. I'm sorry. This wasn't a mindful experience, so we're not on the hook for that. Why do I think that uh mindful hiking and fly fishing are not going to really like win over this group? I just don't think that no one wants.

But it's such an angel thing, too. Like, hey guys, you want to come? I'm going to host a trip and we're going to do outdoor hiking activities.

You do not know these people, ma'am. So, um then we go to Wendy and Eddie's house and we see their new remodeled house and it looks really nice. Oh, I was so happy with what they did with the kitchen island because I never really liked their triangle island that they had and it was also kind of dark in there and now they got like a full on like long white marble kind of island. Did they even get two of them? I'm not sure. But it does look really nice. I mean like yeah, I I liked it. The living room looked nice. No longer It was no longer like all white. Now it has these big sort of like black squares and everything and um it looked good. Uh, well, it's kind of funny.

Really nice. It's going to look great for the next family. It really will. At one point, Eddie was saying how he loved the cabinetry and he loved all the gold accents on it. And they show a closeup and it was like it was like crooked. I don't know if you saw, but there was like two shelves that were like totally crooked and like not aligned and I was like, "Oh,

oh no." Okay. No, that Yeah. Well, um, so but but you know how people are, it's like, ah, we're done. You are not done. and then six months later they'll return and then try and charge you another thousand to fix the shelf they [ __ ] up in the first place.

We have to imagine that the finale is going to be happening in uh on this Colorado trip, right? Because they're starting to tie up all the loose ends at home. Like I think I'm now this is the new pattern on Bravo because it used to never be the finale at the trip. I actually I like the finale after the trip personally cuz I like seeing the fallout from the trip a little bit but whatever. But now what happens is like as we're about to approach like the end of the season, they like tie up all like the stupid domestic storylines before they they fly off. So that way like it's like it's all complete. So this is this this is where the where we're going to put a pin on not a pin. We're going to we're going to close out this one which is the construction story line. It's revi it is all not revised. I like I can't even talk. Can you tell that the holidays are coming up? Like I I can't even get the words out. Construction is

done. The renovation is done. The house is done. And now we're here to look at it.

It's never done. It's never done because now she's like, "Okay, I can have a story line for next year, too. Should we do the pool or the basement?" And so they vote to do the pool. So now they're going to build a pool, which is going to be at least 100 grand. And um that's a lot of Birkens to pretend that we're stolen. I don't know how they're going to try and pull this off, but I can't wait to see it. So, um, now they're talking about how they're starting a new chapter, but let's talk about my dad again. She's like, you know, I don't want anything to happen. I didn't reach out, but I just wanted to call and see what happens. You know what I mean? And so, she tells us her father backstory again, and um, she's trying to make this a thing. And so, now she's going to call her dad. So, she calls her dad and they have a little conversation and she's like, "Well, you know, I wanted to talk about how we went to camp tonight and

then we didn't get to see you." And he's like, "There's no use crying over spilled milk." And she's like, "Well, but I bought my whole family." And he's like, "I don't care." It's like, "Thanks for calling me. This is this costing me minutes or you because

you wouldn't even be talking to me right now if I had to pay for this." He kind of plates her with sort of easy things like, "Well, there's no there's no need crying over spilled milk and I miss you. I miss my daughter. I miss her so much. Let's not dwell in the past. I miss you. I haven't seen my daughter or my grandchildren." Oh, hopefully we can work something out. I miss you so much. Hold on. I'm getting a phone call on the other phone. Hold on one second. Oh. Oh, I'm I'm I'm breaking up. Breaking up. Bye. Bye. Bye. Also, I hate when people say there's no use crying over spilled milk because it's always the ones who spilled the milk that said that. It's like, well, it's already spilled. Yeah, but you spilled it. And if you don't want me to cry over it, then why aren't you holding a towel in your hand? This was also like not I would actually be really mad if it was reduced down to spilled milk. like, "Oh, um, sorry. I

haven't seen my father in 20 years, and here are the grandchildren you've never met, and we're finally we cross an ocean, and we're here in your country, and we're here for a few weeks, and um, you can't make it." And you're going to say, "Oh, well, don't cry for spilled milk." I was like, "That was milk. That was sacred restorative milk that gives you eternal youth. That was not just any other milk, okay? Like, don't don't minimize like just my existence into spilled milk." No. No, ma'am. And I said,

"It wasn't even spilled milk. She's like a glass." And you took the milk from the house and just left. She never got the milk, you know? Like it's

that glass wasn't even The glass wasn't even like you actually created the milk and then

you abandoned you abandoned the milk. No one No one said there needed to be milk and then you made the milk and then you're like, "Oh, wow. Whoops. I spilled it. Oh well."

Yeah. I have to say watching this um I can understand where Wendy's coming from cuz she lost her stepfather. You know, we know that and I can understand her wanting her kids to meet her dad and wanting to have a relationship with her dad. I think that that's a totally understandable and relatable thing. However, [ __ ] that dad. He abandoned you. He didn't do [ __ ] And then he didn't even come meet you and your grandkids. So,

what the [ __ ] are you doing? Like, it's hard to not It's hard to support this. I mean, I'm kind of teen mom. I'm kind of teen.

Yeah. And he gets to do the easiest thing, which is to smile and be like, "Oh my god, I miss you." And, you know, I appreciate her very mature take, which is like, look, I know my dad has his limitations. Like, he's never going to be the dad that I want him to be, but I can at least like I'll just meet him where he is, and I'll just try to have a nice relationship with him, even though he's always going to like flake, or he'll always say these nice things, and he's never going to follow through. And she's decided that she's just going to make that work. And that's fine. I totally support that. if she decides that that's what she wants cuz it's more important for her to have this relationship in her family knowing that they'll like she's sort of compartmentalized not compartmentalized but she's accepted that this person will never will never follow through on their promises like that's fine but this guy

it doesn't mean we have to accept it and I think that for this guy just to be like oh I'm just going to smile I'm on I'm on camera right now I'm going to just seem like this wonderful happy guy I'm like don't why why is it on her to come see you why don't you make some effort to to your own daughter. You know,

that said, I mean, if you're not going to get anything from your dad and you know you're not going to get anything from your dad, you may as well use his ass for a story line. So, I guess that's good on her. You know, she's like, "Well, I can just make him look stupid on national TV, so I'll go I'll go that route." So, then we go to Jazelle, who is talking to chief development officer of the National Brain Tumor Society, and she's like, "Whoa, I'm so super happy we were able to catch up." And uh God, I haven't seen you uh since the 5K. Uh so how much did the Brain Tumor Society raise that day? $1.2 million. Wow. Wow.

We did great. Uh you did not raise $1.2 million, Jazelle. Stop it. With your with your GNA t-shirt. I know. And she didn't say she personally did it, but I feel like it was kind of put up there to sound like she Yeah,

it was put up there. It's like, "No, your your GNA t-shirts did not do this." And you're Ashley singing coffee and love or whatever the [ __ ] People were paying people were donating the charity just to shut Ashley up. They're like, "We will pay $500 just so you can kill that microphone right now."

That is what GNA should be. It should be Jazelle and Ashley. Ashley starts singing and Jazelle takes dollars in a cap until um she's got enough to shut Ashley up.

I know. So then we go over to Kiera and Greg because by the way nothing else happened in the scene. It's just like Jazelle talking about the charity. So uh Kiera and Greg. Kiera's moving back into this condo which I think is different from the condo last year but it's whatever or whatever this this structure is house whatever it is that Greg's living in. She's moving back in. So she's moving in and he's being all friendly. He's like oh wow you got your poochie on and everything like like he knows what poochie is. I'm sure she's like, "Remember to mention my capabuchi on camera." So, he mentions the poochie and

I'm sorry. I'm very confused. So, we just saw a scene at the potluck where they said, "So, does this mean that she's moving back in with you?" And they said, "No, not yet." And then the next scene she's moving back in with him. What happened to the apartment, the condo that you bought yourself that later it turns out that Greg bought you? What is going on on this?

Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense and nothing is interesting enough to make sense because all the houses that we ever see them in are these generic like they all look like the same thing. It looks It reminds me of when I was a

It reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah. When I had when I got my my parents got me a camcorder when I was in nth grade. I started making little movies and I'd be like scene one was going to be at the office and it' be like in the living room from one angle. It's like now I'm at the town hall and it's just like the living room from a different angle, you know? It's like you're still in the living room. It's like blatantly still in the living room, but because I turned the camera around and showed a different wall, it was like a whole different location. And that's what all these houses look like to me. They just look like the same generic house. I just The only way I can tell the difference is that the one that Kiana was staying in by herself that she's so proud of had the panoramic view of the highway.

That's the only way I can tell a difference. Yeah. So, yeah, I thought they were the same place. I couldn't even tell them apart. I thought, "Oh, so he's moving into her house." And then I didn't notice like the wacky chandelier that she has like the big ball chandelier. So I was like okay I guess it's Greg's I don't know either way you know that they're good together cuz their taste is very like basic box store.

It's like yeah it's like Z Gallery. So Kieran is like so this is my second time moving in with Greg. Like clearly we're off to a better start because he helped me move in with the boxes this time. And we see footage of last year when she moved in and he just sat there while she brought in all the boxes. And like this year the big remarkable thing is that he actually stood up and brought boxes in. Like we're going to give a trophy to this guy for doing like the base level thing that any human should do for someone who's actually moving into the same.

Are you ever going to consider being with somebody man or woman who doesn't help you move into their house? Like that's crazy. Like who sat there and watched you move in boxes. Wow. I forgot about that. That was sad.

So um she's like, "Oh, the other one's heavy. You need to use a trolley." Haha. So, she says that her mom wasn't on board with this, but they're two adults and they know what's best for them. And whether it's his house or a condo that she pretended to buy and then pretended that he bought, but apparently nobody bought and isn't even really a thing. I mean, what the hell?

So, um, you know, people around them have to respect that. You are a liar. Okay, you're lying constantly on TV. Now, go yell at Stacy about being a liar more, please. You guys are such hypocrites on this show. I can't. So, Greg's like, "Well, uh, let's talk about the plans. I know you've been an independent lady for a while

when you bought our condo. What are you guys talking about?" And she's like, "Well, what's your plan?" And he's like, "Well, my plan is just to smile every day and be quiet, America." Like a little ding appears on his teeth. Ding. So, Kier says, "I decided to move back in because Greg and I made a new found commitment to each other. And for me, it's like the ring symbolizes the next step. And I just feel like you have to like love and understanding and be rooted in that." like the ring is like the cherry end up. I like um none of this makes sense. You were just like so much better than than Greg. Look, Kiana kind of sucks on this show. Let's be honest. We all agree.

Kiana kind of sucks. But even her sucking is still much better than Greg, you know?

At this point, I don't even know because at this point like have some self-respect. I mean, your story line was I'm going to move out cuz Greg won't give me a ring. I can't believe I moved in with him without getting a ring. So now I'm going to move out. I'm going to do this by myself. I'm going to buy this place by myself. Oh, whoops. No, Greg bought it. Okay. And now I still don't get what I what I need in this relationship. So now I'm just going to give him what he wants and move back into his house so he doesn't have to pay for like, what are you doing over there?

We're trying to root for you, ma'am. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, they're making some banter and he's like, "All right, babe. I got you a nice gift." You know, it's like a little movein gift. You know, like, you know, like Mr. Bigs from the show except you got Mr. Digs. Uh, and she goes, "Oh, yeah." And he's like, "You know what the D stands for, right?" And she's like, "No." Um, so he's like, "Okay, here's the gift." So he's like, "I tried to disguise it." So that's why it's in this big brown box. It's a giant brown cardboard box like the kind you get from Staples. I was like, "Wow, this master of romance over here."

Yeah. Real big gift. So he gets her a box and inside he's just pretending that they're moving, but it's really flowers. And it's uh flowers, some roses. And he's like, cuz I know red roses are your favorite. Basic. You were so basic. Red basic. I can't. So he's like,

"Those are your favorite." Really? And then there's a box from the jeweler. And he's like, you know, she goes, "Oh my god, you went to you you went to Radcliffe. Oh my god, I see that." And I go crazy. And he's like, "You're getting excited, huh?" And she opens it and it's a picture frame. I wish I was there. This is the jewelry store, right, that he got this from. Am I reading this wrong?

No, you're not. That's just hilarious. So, he went he took the mom and the brother to the jewelry store and ended up buying her a picture frame. Can we please get footage of him doing that in front of the mother because I would love to see it.

Can we please get footage of the person working at the jewelry store watching him buy a picture frame at the jewelry store? That's not even something you get at a jewelry store, is it?

No. after they just showed him a $2 million diamond. So, um, she's like, "Wow, we're we're two Sagittarius, baby. We're there to fire. We're fire to each other's fire. You are basic to each other's basic. I'm sick of hearing about you. You both need to leave this show."

So, um, she now she's going to try and change it. So, she says, "So, you're totally fine with this still being the way it is because the condo is still Kay's condo in my name completely as a gift, but it's ours." And he goes, "Yeah." And she goes, "So then the house, because you purchased the home, do you think that'll ever like change the deed? Are you going to change the deed once we get married?" And he's like, "Yeah, if if you get married, it's like they're both properties." And she goes, "If when?" He goes, "When?" I should say. She goes, "No, I'm saying like, no, it's not it's not if, it's when." And he's like not getting it. He goes, "Okay, so when you get married, they're both properties."

And she goes, "Well, so we wouldn't change the deed." and he's like, "No, I don't think neither one is necessary. I don't plan on being here the rest of my life." So, he's saying, "We're not going to bother changing the deed cuz this will only be a temporary residence anyway."

No, you see, he has not changed. He does not want this. He's not going to This is whatever. I mean, how much can you harp on the same thing? But I think he's saying like, "Okay, I got one in your name and I have one in my name. Like, what do you want from me?" She's like, "But mine is going to still be in my name, but yours is going to be in both of our names, right?" And so he's trying to say [ __ ] no, but he's doing it in the most uncomfortable way possible. So then uh she's like, "Well, you said we were moving five years." And he said five to six. And he goes, "You're going to hold me to that?" She's like, "Yeah."

And he just swigs his drink like, "Oh god." So now we go to have lunch with Tia and her halfsister Amira at Flores Cafe. So, um, this is like a very I don't know why. It's like it feels like a very much like a DC restaurant. Like I feel like the restaurants on this show have a certain look to them that just sort of is so amusing to me. I can't describe it, but it's like every time they go into a place, all the restaurants kind of look the same here. So, they are there and she's like, "How was your head like? Are you exhausted?"

And Amina was like, "I am, but I'm wearing off a bit. It's not too bad." She's like, "Oh, do you feel like my kids remembered you from last year?" I was like, "Look, there's my [ __ ] hat sister." It's like, "Yes, I think they did because your son kept on trying to kiss me and said, "You don't look like the mirror." And I didn't understand what he meant by that.

She, you know, it was so nice. There were so many hugs and warmth. Yes. I'm so sorry about that.

She was like that and it was disgusting. Yes. Well, I remember when I was first explaining to them that you're coming and then they said, "Huh?" So, yeah. Yeah. She goes, "So, how did you explain that?"

And uh she says, "Well, I just explained that my dad had two other kids, but they haven't really figured out the timeline." So, they just think he got he think he got remarried or something. Um and um she's like, "Well," and Amir goes, "Yeah, I guess family's family irrespective of, you know, the order and stuff."

Mhm. Seemed very seemed very uncomfortable. She's like, "Why are you dragging me on to TV?"

Yeah. And Tia is like, "Have I met my mom calling us into the room saying, "Your brother and sister are coming around." And I was like, "Huh?" And Amir's like, "Brother and sister?" She's like, "Yes, apparently I had seen her when she was born, but then I came home and told my mom and I saw a baby today." And you know, my mom's a lady, so I mean, she's better than me. I would have burnt the whole house down. So they order some food and Tia's uh they were just joking about like, "Oh, she's like, "I'll be the big sister with the alcohol. I'll have alcohol in my drink." So they're talking about growing up and everything and talking about how um you know Tia's regretting that their relationship took so long to start. She wished that their relationship would have started a lot sooner. Um but um you know I but like again when their dad died that was the first time they like both halves of the kids started to

communicate a little bit more and they just realized and they realized that they came together because of that and that was like the first time that Tia ever called Amira was during the funeral preparations

and I thought it was nice she called her and she said I just want you to know that you're loved which that's so sweet even though she didn't really mean it at that moment but But it was still nice. So they both start crying

and um Chia's like, "Well, when my father was alive, he really really wanted us to be close."

Yeah. You [ __ ] went and had kids on your mom. Wasn't he still married to the mom when he had the kids?

Yes. [ __ ] the dads are getting a lot of forgiveness today on this show. We're forgiving the dads a lot of [ __ ] on this show today, but I'll suck it up for the sake of this show. Um, but yeah, it's not the kid's fault, you know, which I'm glad she finally realized like

Amira. Yeah. I think what she realized is that like yes, her her dad may have cheated and everything, but he loved his children and he just wanted all his children to be together, which is, you know, like Yeah, that's it's an interesting it's a it's a multiaceted situation that is happening between them. So, that was the scene. Um, so now we go back to Wendy Netty's for the main event because this was this was amazing scene right here. So Wendy and Eddies and um the kids are of course all like the the kid like the the sons I think they're all wearing their bring out Eddie's shirts which is just so embarrassing. It's so

cringy. It's cringy. Like this wasn't a thing good. It's not a thing. It wasn't a thing. Bravo like put it in the trailer for for for the reunion, but it was not a thing in pop culture. Stop trying to make it a thing. You're trying to make Fetch happen. And you're then you're trying to sell fetch. It's not embarrassing.

It's embarrassing. So, um yeah. So, they're they're all wearing these and um she's like, "Okay, when when my family comes over, we're going to say welcome to our home." And Cameron's like, "Jazz hands." So, they come over and they say, "Welcome." Well, only Wendy does. She's like, "Welcome." So, they're showing off the renovations and she says, "My mom has a lot of opinions and you know, I'm sure there's certain things I've done in the house that she wouldn't have done, but I hope she's proud of me. I hope she's proud." So, Susan likes it. She's like, "This is beautiful. It's beautiful." And Iris is like walking around just sort of giving stink eye to everything. And they're going from one place to another. They like it. So, they are walking around. They're looking at everything. Wendy's showing off her little spice drawer and everything and Susan's like, "Like like you really cook." And she's like, "I do. I do. I

don't know why you think I don't sometimes." She's like, "Well, no, I cook all the time." I had to I had to peel okra with that woman from the other TV show you made me go on. She goes, "Oh my god, I've never seen black toilet paper before." And she comes out holding black toilet paper, which is hilarious. And she's like, "Uh, Wendy says there's a different vibe when black toilet paper touches your ass."

I don't know if I approve of black toilet paper. I think there's certain I think there's like It's more just like I think there's like functional reasons of why it's white.

You need to Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. And just also we're used I mean this is gross to say but you're used to what white toilet paper does and it kind of gives you the temperature of what's going on. You know if there's anything wrong you know it's like a litmus test if you will. Black toilet paper. No.

You need to see contrast a little bit more to see like is it time have you have you reached the finish line

or is it time to like maybe go go at it a second time. Okay. You need to see you you need to see

you need to see all you need to have like the full picture and I'm afraid that black toilet paper won't do that for me.

So I appreciate the aesthetic appearance of it. I've never even seen it. I think I've only seen it for like uh novelty things like for your birthday party, you know.

I don't think I've seen it. Yeah. Gross. I've never So um seen it. Uh so I just did a I'm sorry. I just did a search. I was like, "Black toilet paper." And the first thing that came up was some thing called Renova. It's a black toilet paper. And it says, "Renova, the sexiest paper on earth."

Sexy toilet paper. Wiping my butt. Just so sexy. Do not go in there. But when you do, check out that sexy toilet paper.

Yeah. I don't know if I feel it, but I appreciate what it's trying to do. And so now, um, Susan's like, "Well, remember when you wanted to go buy a new house and I told you don't buy a new house?" And she's like, "Okay, well, thank you for advising me, mother." Okay. So, last time you guys were here, we talked about that. Okay, Wendy. Immediately, I said, "No, no, no, no. You do. You know that they don't want to talk about this. Why are you talking about this again on camera with your mother? What do What are you expecting from her

after the last time you didn't work out?" Well, you just did this to her on camera and she didn't like it and she faked her way through that scene. She's not going to fake it again, ma'am.

She tried. She tried for She tried to. You can see she was biting her tongue. She's like, "Oh, God, this is going to be a long talk. Let me have a seat." So, she sits down and when he goes, "No, it's not going to be long. I just want to let you know I called and I called Dad and I'm really happy I did." And he was very warm and very apologetic and very optimistic about the future. So, it was a great conversation. I'm really happy I called him. And Ivy's like, "I don't know. as long as you feel good about it, I just don't want you to get your hopes up. She goes, "No, no, my hopes are not up because he's notorious for being a disappointment. So, don't put him on a pedestal that he's not that he's going to be that dad because he's just not." And yes, he gave birth to you, but he's like not going to be that fatherly. You know what I mean? And then when he said when when Ivy that's the trigger when Ivy says he gave birth to

you, Susie goes, "He gave birth to her. I gave birth to her. I was the one in labor in pain." Right? Okay. He was just a freaking sperm donor.

Oh gosh. And she's like, and she's right, by the way. She's right. 100% right. You know, like he gave birth. Ivy, you should know better.

Yeah. Um I mean, I was pretty much team Susan until she just went too far off the rails. But I was like, I mean, she's not wrong. And why are you bringing this up? Like, you literally did not have to tell them this. If you're going to do something that you know is going to hurt your mom's feelings, of course, it's her right to call her dad. I'm not saying she shouldn't call her dad or that she should, you know, hate him because Susan wants her to, but you know, this is going to do nothing but piss off your mom who had to raise you when he abandoned you. At least if the stories that you guys are telling us are what happened. So why are you even telling them? Why not just call him for your own peace and forge a relationship on your own? Why why are you having to bring it up to them in this way? It seems like she's [ __ ] with them to me. Mhm. I actually think in a in a way if Ivy had not said anything like if Susan just

said, "Okay, that's fine. Moving on." It would have been fine. But Ivy Ivy started talking. I mean, actually, what Ivy said wasn't even that bad. But the moment that she said like I the moment that she said he gave birth to you, which I don't know why she said that, but the moment that she said that, then it was over because Susan can't stand this man. Susan's probably probably like, "I worked two to three jobs to put these kids through college to make them the successes that they are to get them to have advanced degrees to get them on television. I did this." I mean, she basically said, "These are my these are my children, like the grandkids, right?"

like she's she's like I made all the sacrifices and like I think what she's afraid of is that this guy just does nothing and he comes in and he smiles and he says some nice empty words on camera and now he gets like credit and he gets all the love

that like without doing any of the effort that I did, you know, and I had to go through all that hardship and walk in here acting like, oh, I'm just a good dad. It's like I'm the fun dad to do any of the work. Yeah, but but now he gets he's going to get all the love and possibly some of my allowance money and that is not

and so she's not going to give him a shred of credit even if it's an even metaphorically by saying he gave birth to you. She is not going to let him have

because I mean and it's also just a bad turn of phrase probably but yeah um so she's like well mom you will marry you so I don't think it's fair that you you say he's a sperm donor and student's like well he didn't take care of me or you and even turn back to see how anybody's doing that's why I gave him the title of sperm donor and her mom's doing this thing where she's standing up and just like

going you know she's going off and so Wendy's like okay give me a second quiz came upstairs. Upstairs, not in front of the children, mom. Not in front of the children.

And she points at her and she's like, "Don't do that to me. Do not do that thing where you pointed me." So, she's pointing back at her. And Wendy's like, "But you then you don't do that because you could talk to me, but I'm going to protect my kids. Clues, take your sister upstairs for me, close your eyes in the closet, rock each other back and forth, and say, "Bing him out. Bring him out until we call you back downstairs." These kids would not do very well in a horror movie cuz they're taking a very long time to get upstairs. I'm like, "Get upstairs, Susan." Like, she's about to blow, guys. Get out of there. Clear.

The kids are like, "Are you kidding? I I don't want to be gone. I want to see this. This is amazing." Grandma's about to lose her [ __ ]

Mhm. So Susan's like, "Yeah, like you've not done worse things. Where did you put my bag? Cuz I want to go." And Wendy's like, "Okay, come on. Can you get your brother upstairs? Can you get your brothers?" I was like going my I was like going crazy. I was like, "Kids, get upstairs." Also, Eddie, where are you? Get the kids upstairs. Come on, Eddie. So,

he's not getting in the way of that mother. That's what Eddie's He goes into his office.

Yeah. He's like, "Bye." He's like playing mind sweeper. Yeah. He's like, "I'm going to be coming up with some happy edgy Eddie fidget spinners." Okay. I'll be I'll be in the office.

I am not in your friend group. Don't do this to me. That's disrespectful. Okay. Don't do this. I gave birth to you. You can do that to your child, but not to me. I'm already pissed off, so don't piss me more off. I came here to see your renovation and not to hear some update on the person that abandoned me and the children, and I had to work four jobs, okay? So, come on. You know how much money I paid to put you through school? I mean, she's having like she's great monologue. She's she is just laying into Wendy right now. I was like, even I was like, this is where she starts losing me cuz she's just too much. Like, she's just too much. And I was like, oh my gosh. I can imagine, you know, she's screaming and yelling and Wendy's upstairs.

It's too much, you know. You know, I have a pretty strong mother. So, um, a lot of this was just like, "Oh, God, mom, please, not here. Not in the restaurant, mom." You know,

I just was more concerned about the kids cuz even though the kids are upstairs, I can hear the screaming, you know, and

I'm concerned for the kids. They're fine. I was kids. I'm just saying. What are you going to do about kids today? Just you wait and see, you know. I mean, grandma's crazy. They probably love it.

I guess they're probably used to it. So Wendy's like, "Well, the feeling is still very deep for my mom that to have carried that weight for 40ome years by yourself." And I'm sure she has a lot of resentment towards my dad. Oh, you're sure? What gives you that idea?

You think? And so Ivy's like, "Okay, well fine. The kids don't need to hear what's going on, but your presentation was off, Wendy. Okay. Putting your hand in mom's face. And now all of a sudden, we're protecting the image of the grandfather." And Susan's like, "Oh, the grandfather who has not seen." And she stands up and it's like, "I've not seen the grandchildren. Excuse me. Do not interrupt me. They flew across the world to see him and they he never showed up." And Wendy's like, "Okay, well now you're doing too much because you want to have your moment." And that to me, I'm not doing Well, Wendy, you are doing this on TV because you want to have your moment of like pity with your dad and all of that in the storyline and you want to poke your mom at it on TV with it. You want to poke your mom with it on TV to have your moment and now you're getting your moment with your mom. I mean, you

asked for this. So, so Susan's like, I am not doing too much. It's like, and you know what she Ivy, you know what she's doing. Oh, get lost. Don't insult me. I'm your mom. I love her saying get lost when she's like in Wendy's house.

I mean, the gall of this mother. So Wendy's is like, "Who insulted you?" She goes, "You don't have to call me an idiot to be an insult." And she goes, "Who called you an idiot?" It's like I'm here to talk to you and you walk. Okay. So now I've insulted her by walking here. She This is disrespectful and you don't know about African culture. Are you coming here to defend your wife? And because now Eddie's coming up and he's like no no no. So go stand with her then. He's like it's just the voices are a little elevated. And she goes and then Ivy and Susan both start chanting bring Eddie out. Bring daddy out. Bring out like mocking them with their own stupid t-shirts.

He's like the voices are getting elevated. And what was so funny is not funny but was so interesting cuz now Susan's like sort of holding Eddie's hands and she's quieting down. And she's like I'm He's like I'm just saying calm down the waters cuz she I'm saying and all I'm saying is this. Don't tell me what I said. And she starts saying how he's like the man of the house at one point. And it's like sort of interesting how like Susan is this very strong woman, very strong, very opinionated woman who does not suffer any fools, but it's still interesting that like she still defers to like the man of the house, right? Like that Eddie is like Eddie comes out as the man of the house and she starts to calm down a bit. I just think that's so fascinating.

No, she was I don't think it was I mean I just read it differently, but I think what was happening was she was saying, "Okay, Eddie, listen. you know, she's messing with me and as the man of the house, you need to take care of your woman because she's losing her munch. Cuz she tells him, "Okay, you're the man of this house and your wife is out of control." And she's like, "Well, I'm out of control." So, I think she's just trying to pull Eddie to her side for the fight and be like, "As the man of the house, you need to step in and take care of her cuz she has lost her mind talking to her mother like this." Mhm. Well, either way, it was so fascinating to to me how that like she suddenly like quieted down for Eddie and Wendy is like So Wendy's like, "Are you kidding? Am I in the Twilight Zone?" He's like, "Okay, I just want everyone to calm down. The conversation is just getting very exacerbated, and I think we all need to

take a beat." Well, all this started because she was talking about how she was talking in front of the kids, and I I'm just so upset. Like, you guys all you guys always do this. You guys always start yelling in front of the kids. And so Susan goes, "Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the [ __ ] up, Wendy." But I just like to point out, no, it didn't start. This didn't all happen because of how she was talking in front of the kids. This all happened because you brought up your [ __ ] dad's pity story again to try and get pity off two people who hate this man. What are you thinking? What are you doing? I mean, and it's interesting because I'm thinking of it differently today talking about it than I was watching it. Cuz when I was watching it, I was like, "Oh, hell no. They need to just kick that mother out of the house. Like, you need to just be like, "This is my home. You can't talk to me like this. Get the hell out of here." Cuz she's out of control.

I mean, that's her mother's acting ridiculous. And you know, they have to deal with this all the time and you have to have a boundary and all of this. You know, that's what I was thinking watching it. But now reading it back, I'm like, "But wait a minute." Like, reading how this is all happening sequentially, Wendy's [ __ ] with them, right? Because this is just crazy.

How you trying to on you? I think Wendy's trying to have a storyline where she's showing growth by meeting someone where they're at, which is her her dad, and uh she wants them to cosign it. And the mom is like been biting her tongue probably all season. And just the moment that Ivy said that one comment, it just all the mom just was like, "No, I cannot. I can't do this anymore. I can't. I know you're trying to have some sort of personal growth storyline." I don't think that Wendy was there trying to like make them like make her mom like I don't think she was trying to make a moment out of her mom. I think Wendy was just trying to do a story arc for the producers and the mom was was sort of like Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. And then she just and then she saw Red. There's just too much there's too too many years of like drama and and frustration with this man that she just can't keep it in. But I also think like Susan, you got to keep

it together. there's kids in the house and you're literally screaming shut up at your daughter. Like that's not like you got to get out of

I think this happens all the time. I think one of the tweets that I saw the most last night after the show was justice for NECA because

that whole storyline of your mom calling to threaten me and your mom calling it, you know, all these threats and when he's like, "Oh, don't talk about my mother." But we believed it back then. I mean, I 100% believed that back then. I remember that story line.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm not. I don't mean like whether or not I like Neca. I'm just saying I believe that the mom did call and threaten her. I believe that 100%. At the time and so it's just funny that Wendy's was being so protective and she's always protective of her mom. Like my mom would, you know, don't talk about my mom. Don't disrespect my mom. But then she's kind of like taunting her mom to do this to me cuz her mom this is not the woman's first time acting like this. And even Wendy says 100%, oh, you know, this is just another day of these two ganging up on me and my mom losing it at me. So,

I feel like she knew what she was doing. And I'm not saying it's like a Bronwin thing where she's trying to where I feel like she's trying to get pity from the audience. I don't think it's anything like that, but I don't know. It's just like, what do you think is going to happen? What do you think is going to happen? Oh my god. Yeah. Um, so Susan is losing her mind. And she's like, "Let me tell you why I'm so hot. You don't even give a [ __ ] right now about this girl." And when she's like, "Okay, okay. I'm upset. I'm upset." And Edd's like, "Okay, don't be upset." Oh, cuz I'm sorry. Cuz at that point, Susan has been has I think at this point Susan has left the building. Susan and Ivy leave. It's so funny cuz Ivy just like Ivy

No, no, they're not gone yet. They're still standing there. Left yet? Oh, yeah. No, no, they're still stand They said they were going to leave, but they're still standing there. And Wendy's just crying to Eddie. And Susan's like, "What are you doing? Look at this girl. Why are you doing this?" And she's like, "I want." And she tells Eddie, "I want them to get the [ __ ] out of my house." And I go, "Oh, really? You said you want us to get the [ __ ] out of your house?" And then he's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She didn't do that. Uh, I got to go draw some fidget spinners." And Susan's like, "Is that what she said then?" And he's like, "Guys, let's just" And I saying, "Okay, it's good. You know what? Do you have my key? Okay, y'all be blessed. Take this mic off me, please. I'm done." And then Susan goes off again. She's like, "Oh yes, well, last time you told us about your dad, we comforted you. And that

doesn't mean we supported his stupid ass. Look how I am working how many jobs to help you with your kids? Quit my job to take after your kids. And you're here, but I'm not upset when he called me kiss ass for kiss his ass for all I care, idiot. Look at this girl. Look at her." And then she's just like

talking to herself. Is she putting on lipstick? She's like, "Fuck you." like putting on lipstick,

leaving the house and Eddie's like, "Are you okay?" She's like, "I'm used to it." And he goes, and Eddie's like, "You said you're used to it." She goes, "You know, this is this is always it's always this like if I'm not on their train to hate them, it's a problem." Like, look, they even leave together. Look, they're together. And that's exactly why I wanted or yearn to have a relationship with my dad because when it's the three of y'all and the two people always [ __ ] with each other, you're by yourself and you're like, "Damn, I'm always by myself." So, that's also interesting.

She's basically like, Ivy and my mom always team up against me. And so now I'm going to get I'm going to have a relationship with my dad as like a [ __ ] you. So I need to have another ally,

I guess. Yeah. And I'm going to rub it in my mom's face. Yeah. But Susan, out of control, man. But I loved it. And I was like, yes. You know, I love

real. I mean, I love those scenes when it's like I didn't feel like she was like like like yelling to have a reality show moment. She was yelling because she had like years of pent-up anger around this situation that come tumbling out. And I find that to be like very fascinating. I mean, it's it's it's uncomfortable because she's really she's she's shouting. I I was uncomfortable because the kids were upstairs and they could hear it. And I did not feel like that was like that that concerns me honestly because the kids kids can hear these things.

It's like it's hard. It's hard even if they're used to it. But like I don't I don't think that's great. I just you shouldn't be yelling at someone like that in in their own home. That's crazy. And you shouldn't be yelling at someone like that at all. But just to see the dynamic and just knowing just knowing for years

or suspecting at least for years that that's how Susan is. And then seeing it finally seeing her finally just unleash was fun. It was fun. It was fun as an audience member because it's been so long that it's like is she

are these stories true? And then to see her do it. It's like oh yeah, there she is. There she is. But again, you know, I just have to It's like Wendy Wendy had to know this was going to happen. Like, and also, I kind of don't blame Susan. I mean, I blame her for how she acted, but you've got this man who abandons your children, does nothing, then hurts their grandchildren's feelings after they go all the way over there, and now you're going to try and make it like, why can't you guys just be nice to dad? Like, [ __ ] off. Like you can do that on your own time, you know, go be nice with your dad and have your own relationship, but to try and pull them into it and like try and get their support is looney tunes to me. That's that's nuts. You ain't getting it.

Yeah. This a wild episode. Yeah. Uh well, everyone, thanks so much for being here and for listening and we will catch you on we're going to go record some marriage medicine now. So, we'll catch you on that one. Talk to you'all later.

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