Summer House S10E1: Beat Unmatching

What this episode is about

The discussion centers around the premiere of Season 10 of "Summer House," highlighting community engagement through the Golden Crappy Awards voting process and upcoming live events. Key points include a recap of awards categories, the excitement of nominations, and a call-to-action for audience participation in the voting and events.

Key takeaways

• Welcome to the game of age gaps—where summer housemates range from 'who are you?' to 'I remember flip phones!'
• For every cringe-worthy moment on reality TV, there's a viewer thinking, 'Finally, my life doesn’t look so bad!'
• Golden Crappy Awards: proving that even in the chaos of reality TV, audience participation reigns supreme—go vote!
• The new generation of reality stars: more social savvy but still learning that adulting means less poolside drama.
• Summer House Season 10: where the only thing more toxic than relationships is the amount of wine consumed.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Ronnie Karam (Host) · 48 min speaking
• Ben Mandelker (Host) · 48 min speaking
• Kyle Cook (Guest) · 19 min speaking
• Amanda Batula (Guest) · 19 min speaking
• Sierra Jackson (Guest) · 14 min speaking
• Carl Radke (Guest) · 14 min speaking
• Jesse Solomon (Guest) · 10 min speaking
• KJ (Guest) · 10 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Summer House, Amazon Amanda, Sierra, Summer House
2. 10:00 – 20:00: sobriety, Jesse Solomon, Kyle Cook, Jeremy Carl
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Anxiety, Amazon Amanda, Sierra, Ace Bailey
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Amazon Amanda, Sierra, skateboard, Ace Bailey
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Sierra, Amazon Amanda, Ace Bailey, Anxiety
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Amazon Amanda, Lover Boy, Sweet Green, Ace Bailey
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: Amazon Amanda, Sierra, Ace Bailey, Lover Boy
8. 1:10:00 – 1:20:00: Amazon Amanda, Sierra, Ace Bailey, Anxiety
9. 1:20:00 – 1:30:00: Amazon Amanda, Sierra, Ace Bailey, Daffy
10. 1:30:00 – 1:35:36: Amazon Amanda, Sierra, KJ, marathon

Notable quotes from "Summer House S10E1: Beat Unmatching"

• Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben.

  about Ronnie · at 0:24

• Yeah. So, go vote you guys. Especially today, Summerhouse Day at DJ Day. If you want bonus episodes, videos, adree listening or our free newsletter, go sign up at patreon.com.

  about Patreon · at 2:21

• Ages in the cast. You have the OGs from 10 years ago who are now in their like Kyle is 43 or so. Lindsay is pushing 40, Amanda's in her mid30s, I think, Sierra's at 29, and…

  about Kyle Cook · at 4:20

• And Carl's yeah, I don't think I've ever been this excited to come to the house. ever. it's like I'm so excited. It's like Carl 10.0.

  about Jeremy Carl · at 13:12

• Should be [ __ ] pissed about it. So, we back to the president and Sierra says, People are just like becoming DJs because they don't want to go home. And I think that like…

  about Sierra · at 33:53

• Our hardware. We didn't bring our hardware. And he lifts his hand and Amanda goes, No, it's cuz Kyle lost his wedding ring and I said, I'm not wearing mine until he gets a new…

  about Amazon Amanda · at 50:49

• Not Amanda goes, Not Sweet Green. not even Kyle would do that. and he's terrible.

  about Sweet Green · at 52:17

• Yeah. At what point, this is a this is like an honest question. Lover Boy has now been around on the show for several years, like seven or eight years. At what point, does it stop being such like a dog and pony, horse.

  about Lover Boy · at 58:02

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Amazon Amanda — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / subject of conflict · 53 mentions · first at 4:27
  Co-lead of the episode’s main tension: expresses resentment and emotional numbness about Kyle’s DJing/absence and ring situation; seeks independence by riding with the girls.
• Kyle Cook — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / subject of conflict · 4 mentions · first at 4:24
  Central to the episode’s relationship storyline: his DJ lifestyle, absence, and marriage conflict with Amanda; also tied to Loverboy promotion.
• Sierra — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / confidante · 40 mentions · first at 3:31
  Acts as Amanda’s sounding board and a key narrator of house dynamics; also has an ongoing interpersonal thread with Wes and bonds with KJ.
• Ronnie — Person · Podcast host · 2 mentions · first at 0:24
  Introduces the show, co-hosts the recap, and drives commentary; anchors calls to vote and buy tickets.
• Jeremy Carl — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / mediator · 3 mentions · first at 11:30
  Framed as ‘Carl 10.0’—more present and social; he discusses Kyle/Amanda’s drift and positions himself as concerned friend (and wedding officiant).
• Big Ben — Person · Co-host (podcast) and also referenced as a Summer House ‘new guy’ named Ben · 2 mentions · first at 0:12
  Ambiguous in transcript: (1) Ben is clearly Ronnie’s co-host; (2) later, a ‘new guy’ named Ben arrives at the house (Australian, Bachelor alum). The entity likely conflates two different Bens.
  200 people coming to the party today, guys. So, they've got to get ready. And now the new guy comes and his name is Ben and he looks like Nodding Hill, Hugh Grant, and he's…
• Ace Bailey — Person · New cast addition / featured newbie · 22 mentions · first at 3:59
  One of the two new women introduced together; provides early emotional storyline (toxic breakup at Sweetgreen) and flirts with Ben; helps drive first-weekend social dynamics.
  Yeah. She came on and she's Well, hello. I'm I'm I'm your new Paige Dorbo. Nice to meet you all. Her name is Bailey, which is already that's already very Bailey did not do so.
• Jesse Solomon — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / comic foil · 4 mentions · first at 11:33
  Used for humor and gossip dynamics (bed-bug talk); framed as attention-seeking and labeled ‘musician’ in chyron; interacts with Sierra/Wes and reacts to KJ’s arrival.
  About having a bench in his shower and he's Hey, hey, open door policy, by the way. That wasn't clear. you can always come use the bench in my bathroom.
• KJ Dillard — Person · New cast addition / featured newbie (via Wes) · 4 mentions · first at 17:32
  Introduced as Wes’s friend; discussed for modeling/skateboarding background and anxiety; becomes part of the boys’ dynamic and interacts with Sierra.
  Especially because if Wes and KJ wind up like really broing out, Jesse's going to feel left out. Speaking of which, we now go over to Westcar where KJ is there and we meet KJ.…
• Wes — Person · Primary referenced cast member (Summer House) / party planner · 2 mentions · first at 17:23
  Introduces KJ, plans the county fair party, and navigates tension with Sierra; part of the ‘boys’ dynamic and bed-bug scenes.
  New Carl. So Carl's like well so if you're wondering where West is, he's driving out with a buddy. So, would you be upset if he shared a room with his buddy? And Jesse's No, like not at all. Yeah, I heard his name is KJ.
• KJ — Person · Alias/short name for KJ Dillard · 3 mentions · first at 17:30
  Used as shorthand for KJ Dillard throughout; same individual introduced as Wes’s friend and a new housemate.
  Be upset if he shared a room with his buddy? And Jesse's No, like not at all. Yeah, I heard his name is KJ.
• Zach Levi — Person · New cast addition / featured newbie · 3 mentions · first at 27:35
  Introduced alongside Bailey; characterized as quieter/observant; shares long-relationship backstory and becomes part of early house bonding and party scenes.
  So, then out of nowhere, Levi's Okay, hi, I'm Levi. I just got out of a 12-ear relationship. And they're Whoa, what? How old are you? She goes, Yeah, it's like super.
• Daffy — Person · Incidental mention · 3 mentions · first at 1:20:34
  Mentioned as a donkey at a party, adding humor to the discussion.
  So now people come over. We get another 20 minutes of hellos while the donkeys come and Daffy the donkey, winner of the episode, just making his rounds. And Carl, we see Carl…
• Alex & Jaclyn Lindsay — Person · Referenced former/absent cast member · 8 mentions · first at 4:24
  Used as a comparison point for past seasons’ drama and domestic competence jokes (bacon); briefly FaceTimed by the group as an ‘OG’ presence missing from the house.
  For over 30 seconds and Sierra and Amanda are talking and Sierra's It's kind of weird. Our first party without Pedro Lindsay. Yeah. KJ was making eggs and I was Oh, there's bacon in the fridge. And he was I don't know how to make bacon. And.
• J.D. Vance — Person · Incidental mention · 2 mentions · first at 22:15
  Mentioned in a humorous comparison to a cast member.
  It's an extreme effort to not be a metrosexual. Hey, someone today posted a picture of Kyle Cook next to JD Vance and said, I can't believe that Kyle Cook is older than JD Vance. And Kyle, I think, is 43 and JD Vance is 41. And I.
• John Legend — Person · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 12:27
  Mentioned in passing during a discussion about career changes.
  John Legend, John Legend, people may not realize this, but before he was a pop star, he was a consultant with Boston Consulting Group, ECG. So, it just goes to show you can make the you can make the jump from.

Companies & orgs

• Sweet Green — Company · Incidental mention · 4 mentions · first at 52:12
  Mentioned in a personal story shared by a cast member about a breakup.
• Bravo — Company · Network · 2 mentions · first at 1:45
  The network that airs 'Summer House' and other related shows discussed in the podcast.
  I was Well, we have our normals. We have best Bravo show of the year, Bravo celebrity of the year, best non-housewives show, most memorable moment, best fight, best villain, most.
• McDonald — Company · Incidental mention · 2 mentions · first at 1:14:18
  Mentioned in passing during a personal story.
  In the car. So I just hung out in the station wagon the whole time. Then they came back and I drove them home. We went to McDonald's, got some milkshakes and then I tucked them…
• Instagram — Company · Platform · 2 mentions · first at 0:53
  Mentioned as a platform where cast members interact and share content.
  It feels like it's been childhood, but it's really only been two years. So Bailey says, So we met on Instagram and like she DM'd me and she was Well, we have to we have like…
• Spotify — Company · Platform · 1 mention · first at 12:00
  Mentioned as a platform where a cast member's music is available.
  He's got some songs. He's got a lot of songs. I've never made it through an entire one, but that doesn't mean much.
• Netflix, Inc. — Company · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 1:02:33
  Mentioned in passing during a personal story.
  I just sort of feel as someone who spent $20 to get officiated, to get a an officient license online, I just felt like it's my obligation to put that $20 to good use.
• Coke — Company · Incidental mention · 3 mentions
  Mentioned in passing during a discussion about products.
  Now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I…
• Pepsi — Company · Incidental mention · 3 mentions
  Mentioned in passing during a discussion about products.
  Now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I…
• Boston Consulting Group — Company · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 12:34
  Mentioned in passing during a discussion about career changes.
  John Legend, John Legend, people may not realize this, but before he was a pop star, he was a consultant with Boston Consulting Group, ECG. So, it just goes to show you can make the you can make the jump from.
• Whole Food — Company · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 58:55
  Mentioned in passing during a discussion about products.
  It's doing well in Whole Foods or and now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something.

Products & tech

• Lover Boy — Product · Owned product/business focus (Kyle’s brand) referenced in conflict · 8 mentions · first at 11:30
  Repeatedly tied to Kyle’s identity and justification for DJ travel (‘promote Lover Boy’); used as context for marital strain and work-life imbalance.
• skateboard — Product · Personal equipment / identity marker for KJ · 6 mentions · first at 24:49
  Referenced as part of KJ’s background and anxiety coping mechanism (skateboarding as grounding activity).
  Maybe you'll feel less anxious if you're not rolling as much. I for me, if you put me on a skateboard, my anxiety goes through the roof. So, I find it like very amusing that's.
• Vespa — Product · Personal vehicle used as anecdotal comparison · 2 mentions · first at 25:10
  Used by the hosts as a personal anecdote to compare risk/anxiety with KJ’s skateboarding comments.
  No, that's not how it that's not how Vespas work. and I've been thrown off the Vespa. So, nope. There is no letting go. There is no letting go. Anyway, the point is I don't…
• Poppy — Product · Comparative reference product (brand trajectory example) · 1 mention · first at 58:37
  Mentioned as an example of a beverage brand that scaled; used to question why Loverboy still needs heavy personal promotion.
  It's doing well in Whole Foods or and now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I kind of.
• Girl Scout cookies — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 1:14:27
  Mentioned in passing during a personal story.
  Oh yeah. Spent a lot of time in the parking lot. I did however get people to sign up to promise to buy Girl Scout cookies when it's that season again. So it was pretty it was pretty productive.

Concepts & topics

• Anxiety — Concept · Personal discussion · 9 mentions · first at 19:44
  Discussed in the context of a cast member's personal struggles and coping mechanisms.
  Motorcycle the orgy monologues and stuff. H I worry about KJ's longevity on the show because as we will get to one of his first things is that he has anxiety and I'm like I don't know if the summer house is the best place for you buddy.
• Summer House — Concept · Theme · 8 mentions · first at 0:37
  Discussed as a concept of shared living and partying in the Hamptons.
  Summer's for the boys. Summer's for the boys. She's Why are you freaking out? You're acting like I'm going to college. Kyle like I'm so proud of you. So then.
• DJ — Concept · Career discussion · 1 mention · first at 31:37
  Discussed in the context of a cast member's career and its impact on personal relationships.
  So Wes just like yeah guys Kyle is like a little older than us but he's like the craziest moto on a human being I've ever seen guys. And they're like oh my god like he doesn't stop. Yeah. Like.
• sobriety — Concept · Personal discussion · 4 mentions · first at 13:23
  Discussed in the context of a cast member's personal journey and lifestyle changes.
  Yeah, I agree. He even says later on in the episode like that, oh, I've been sober for a few years now, but now I'm actually kind of like more of a like I'm back to being a human now, which I think really has been coming through in.
• one foot crooked grind — Concept · Personal achievement · 2 mentions · first at 38:27
  Mentioned as a skateboarding trick invented by a cast member.
  The one foot crooked grind is a variation of a standard crooked grind. where one foot is taken off the board during the grind and he invented it. So look at that everyone.

Places & events

• marathon — Event · Personal achievement · 5 mentions · first at 13:28
  Mentioned as a personal goal and achievement by a cast member.
  Distance, you know? So, I've been sober, I've been healthier all these years, and now I'm finally becoming like a real human, a human being who's in the mix and running in the mix for 26 miles.
• Hamptons — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 34:08
  The geographical setting where 'Summer House' is filmed and discussed.
  So Sierra drives and parks near them because they're picking up Amanda because she has decided that this summer she's not driving with Kyle every time just because they're together. She is getting some independence and she's.
• New York City, New York — Place · Setting · 4 mentions · first at 39:11
  Mentioned as a location where some cast members live and events take place.
  Who leaves their suitcase outside the sweet green in New York City? That's crazy.
• Golden Crappies — Event · Promotion · 3 mentions · first at 0:41
  An event promoted during the podcast, likely related to the show or network.
  That. And there are still some tickets available for the LA show on February 27th for the Golden Krabies. It's going to be so much fun. Thank you to everybody who helped us get…
• Golden Crappy Awards — Event · Promotion · 3 mentions · first at 0:46
  An event promoted during the podcast, likely related to the show or network.
  For the Golden Crappy Awards round one is available now. You can find links at watchcrapens.com or our Instagram or Patreon. wherever you go, just go to one of those.
• County Fair — Event · Theme · 3 mentions · first at 20:33
  A theme for a party discussed in the podcast.
  Says, Hey, so how'd you come up with this theme for this party tomorrow? And Wes says, cuz like the [ __ ] Fourth of July, like it's so generic, but like everyone knows it. So…
• Los Angeles — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 26:28
  Mentioned as a location where some cast members live and events take place.
  Yeah, Levi seems like the type that in about like 10 years from now, there'll be a piece in like Eater LA about this person who used to be on reality TV and now has opened up like a really trendy cafe in East Hollywood.
• Italy — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 1:12:38
  Mentioned as a location where a past event involving cast members took place.
  Bailey's Sounded like it. So, Amanda says, Ben and I met at my best friend's wedding in Italy while we were skinny dipping. And how do I explain this? We ended up, me, the bride, and Ben, skinny dipping in the.
• petting zoo — Event · Theme · 2 mentions · first at 1:17:45
  Mentioned as part of a party theme discussed in the podcast.
  Going to [ __ ] [ __ ] up. We've got corn dogs, the kissing booth. come on, guys. So, they're helping to decorate and there's going to be a petting yard or whatever you call that. What do you call it?
• Arizona — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 49:28
  Mentioned as a location where a cast member is from.
  Family live? And he's Yeah, Arizona, but like I'm from Kansas City, but I'm from Arizona. And then my mom's a nurse. She's Oh my god, my mom's a nurse and I'm a nurse. He's like Yeah great.
• Kansas City, Kansas — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 49:28
  Mentioned as a location where a cast member is from.
  Family live? And he's Yeah, Arizona, but like I'm from Kansas City, but I'm from Arizona. And then my mom's a nurse. She's Oh my god, my mom's a nurse and I'm a nurse. He's like Yeah great.
• Penn State — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 1:16:35
  Mentioned as a location where a cast member performed.
  He's Yeah. It's like it makes me nervous for him and Amanda like four months ago like he was DJing on a Thursday night at Penn State. I'm You're going to Penn State on a Thursday night? She goes, The college?

Media & podcasts

• Summer House — Media · Theme · 12 mentions · first at 0:31
  Discussed as a concept of shared living and partying in the Hamptons.
  Because they don't want to go home. And I think that like people should just be honest about that. So, yeah, not great. So now the girls arrive at the Hamptons and they…
• Watch What Crains — Media · Podcast · 3 mentions · first at 0:05
  The podcast itself, discussing 'Summer House' and related Bravo content.
  Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben.
• The Bachelor — Media · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 1:19:13
  Mentioned in passing as a show a cast member appeared on.
  So then we go to Sierra and Amanda and Ben and oh and Ben. Sorry, just it's always the same. So Sierra and Amanda and Ben are in the kitchen talking and we find out that Ben…
• Eater LA — Media · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 28:08
  Mentioned in passing as a publication where a future article might appear.
  Yeah, Levi seems like the type that in about like 10 years from now, there'll be a piece in like Eater LA about this person who used to be on reality TV and now has opened up like a really trendy cafe in East Hollywood.
• House Hunters — Media · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 58:47
  Mentioned in passing as a show related to a discussion about products.
  Now they sold like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke. We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I…
• Page Six — Media · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 1:07:26
  Mentioned in passing as a source of rumors about cast members.
  Fans. He goes to breakfast with the fans. then there's like another [ __ ] rumor cuz someone wrote to like page six like Kyle has been seen X, Y, and Z. And Kyle was There's no…

Sponsors

• Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 0:10
  Mentioned as a platform where listeners can access bonus content and support the podcast.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:05 Welcome to Watch What Crains. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben.

0:30 Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Welcome to another summer. Thank you so much. How how are how are you doing on this summer summer house premiere day?

0:41 Um, everybody, voting goes live. It went live. Just went live five minutes ago.

0:46 Uh, for the Golden Crappy Awards round one is available now. You can find links at watchcrapens.com or our Instagram or Patreon. wherever you go, just go to one of those. Um, also the links for live streaming have been posted, so you can buy tickets for that. And there are still some tickets available for the LA show on February 27th for the Golden Krabies. It's going to be so much fun. Thank you to everybody who helped us get those nominations together. You guys sent in hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of nominations that we combed through and uh picked out to make these ballots and they're so funny. They're really, really good. You guys did a great job. So, thank you for that. If you want

1:32 Go ahead. I was going to say, why don't we I was Well, after this, I was going to say we should just tell everyone what the categories are for this year. They can get excited to vote for round one of this this.

1:42 Go ahead. Go for it. I was Well, we have our normals. We have best Bravo show of the year, Bravo celebrity of the year, best non-housewives show, most memorable moment, best fight, best villain, most cringe, which is one of our favorite categories, best newbie, best quote, best supporting character, biggest scandal, a lot of scandals. A new category this year is mother of the year. We also have the most below deck moment, most promising professional journey. And finally, another new category, best DJ. Best DJ in the world of Bravo.

2:20 Go vote. Yeah. So, go vote you guys. Especially today, Summerhouse Day at DJ Day. If you want bonus episodes, um, videos, adree listening or our free newsletter, go sign up at patreon.com. And today we are starting the beginning of season 10. A decade full of summer house. Summer house. By the way, Sunday summer house is for the boys. For the boys Sunday. It's a summer of soft summer of soft. By the way, did you mention that our live streaming is now live as well?

2:58 I did. I did. Oh my god, you're so good. Let's get on with this [ __ ] recap, shall we?

3:07 Just want to make sure the people know the things. All right, Summer House, what did you think about the premiere?

3:13 Um, it was good. It's weird watching it with such young people versus not old people. I mean, look, everyone on this show is younger than me, so they're all they're all children learning lessons to me, but um it it did seem like a striking difference, right? I mean, even with Sierra, and Sierra doesn't look old or act old or anything. She's not old. I mean, even though she's still in her 20s, but the new kids are like kid kids. They're they're babies. So, that was a little weird.

3:45 Well, the new kids, I think, are like 25 or 26. It's interesting because they don't seem as young as Lexi. And it's Lexi was like 27 or so, but she read as like 19. And then Lexi of course famously came on with a different Bailey who um looked like she was 14. And so we everyone was like who are these children who came on to Summerhouse? And I feel like the newbies seem age appropriate for on ramping into the cast. Um but it is weird though because we do have this like we we do have these tiers of of ages in the cast. You have the the OGs from 10 years ago who are now in their like Kyle is 43 or so. Lindsay is pushing 40, Amanda's in her mid30s, I think, Sierra's at 29, and then you got the newbies. So, you just have these three sort of phases. Sierra came in midway through the show's run, and you have different like levels of establishment. And like, in reality, I don't know if this group of people are

4:45 necessarily going to share a house together, but I'm okay with it. I actually think the newbies were great. I was very happy with them. I really love those two new girls. Um, at first it was like, okay, are they trying to like recreate the Paige and Hannah vibe, but I feel like it was I feel like it was authentic. I think they have an authentic relationship, a friendship, and I think Bravo is smart to cast two friends who who are friends, not just like Bailey and Lexi again.

5:10 Yeah. Yeah. I'm not complaining. I just there was there were just a couple moments where I think the cast looked at them too like, "What the hell? You're children."

5:17 Yeah. Um, and then it was, you know, there was a moment where like the guys come into the new girl's room to talk while they're in bed, and I was like, "Get out of here, Uncle Uncle Jesse and Uncle [ __ ] the other one, West."

5:31 Yeah. But they're not even that much older. So, I don't I don't know what it is. I don't know. Maybe it's the new kid at work thing, but um, I liked it. I thought it was good. Uh, toxic as [ __ ] I mean, jeez. It starts off with Amanda and Kyle. Just Amanda. I mean, just pounding Kyle. But, you know, then after we kind of find out why, makes sense, you know.

5:52 Mhm. Yeah. This is this is the swan song for Kaanda. I mean, obviously we know that going into this, but wow. I It just starts off on a brutal note with the two of them, and it's just going to get worse over the course of the summer. Like, this is going to be hard. I mean, we always say every other every other season is a is a bad kimanda season, right? like they have a season of fighting and then we all say, "Oh my god, you guys should get divorced." And then they have a good season and then the good seasons are when we usually focus on like Lindsay and Carl or whatever. And I think last season was a good season for them, which means that of course this season's a bad one and this is going to be the worst one for them because they're going to actually break up. But um yeah,

6:34 you know, listen, bad couples, you know, you're out there just couples who are fighting all the time. No one wants to hear it at dinner. You married each other. You chose each other. Your friends warned your asses. We warned your asses. I don't want to have to hear about it during dinner. It's [ __ ] Take that [ __ ] outside. Fight at home. Okay. I didn't marry your stupid asses. Go fight outside.

6:55 Yeah. Yeah. Fight outside like in front of a camera, which you did. Which you did. So, um Kyle is uh giving us the intro because he's got he's the elder. So, he's like these friendships go back 10 plus years. We like to think some of these relationships are unshakable, but in the blink of an eye, everything can change. And

7:20 yeah, we get the theme song, which is nice cuz they cut that all last year, but this year we do get a little

7:34 Hold it. Hold for it. take it over. And they did like a really sad minor minor key.

7:44 Yeah. It's like, wow, look at what's happened for 10 years. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but it's uh it's like a very dramatic beginning. And then we go to, of course, everyone getting in their cars. So, it's Sierra. She's got a big ass GMC and uh she's just trying to drive it. And then Kyle and Amanda are in their car and they're loading it. And then Kyle goes, "Don't forget about me this summer." And she goes, "Who?" Which is funny, but also like bold for him to say that when he is the one going out every single night to DJ across the country. But then he's telling Amanda not to forget about him. It's like, "Be more present, Kyle."

8:22 So Sierra drives and parks near uh them because they're picking up Amanda because she has decided that this summer she's not driving with Kyle every time just because they're together. She is getting some independence and she's riding with the girls. Damn it. And um so Kyle's like, "Aren't you gonna miss me?" She's like, "No, Kyle." It's like, "No, actually, this is healthy. It was a good separation. It's really good. Summer's for the boys. Summer's for the boys." She's like, "Why are you freaking out? You're acting like I'm going to college." Kyle like I'm so proud of you. So then uh Sierra comes by and then Kyle's like Kyle's like, "Wait, Sierra, can I say hi to you? Can I say hi to you?" And then they hug and everything. She's like, "Bye, Dad." Like, "Buckle up." So, um, then Amanda just hops into Sierra's car.

9:10 She's just so much happier. And she's like, "Oh my god, look at like [ __ ] Kyle. Look at him. I know. He's like so distraught that I chose to drive out with different people." Kyle

9:22 thought it was funny. And he is such a drunk driver, Kyle, to be like, "All right, don't forget to keep your hands at 9 and three." Like, "That's not even the that's not even the time, Kyle. It's 10 and two." Sarah says, "Idiot."

9:34 So now Kyle is picking up what? Just driving with his hands on the sides of the steering wheel.

9:44 I guess that's not so bad. Nine and Wait, nine and three. It's not terrible, but it's very nine and three. Yeah. Yeah, it's just

9:51 stable. And um so Kyle picks up Carl and Jesse and uh summer's for the boys and Jesse like I'm quite excited. God, that mouth. Forgot about that mouth. Here it comes.

10:04 It's like when Alice goes to Wonderland and that Cheshshire cats in the dark and you just see the teeth. The teeth appear.

10:10 Yeah. Grin. There's like one shot where he's loading stuff into the back of the car and they put like a GoPro on the back seat or something and he just comes his face just comes right up to the camera as he shoves his bag in and he smiles out. He's like, "Hey, there's a camera back there." It was a lot. It was a lot of

10:27 It's not flattering. And they really don't they seem to not like Jesse, which I find hard to believe because he seems nice. I mean, he's been a douchebag on this show, but of course he's on this show, so it's part of the job description. But he seems like he would be nice to the cast and to the crew and stuff. But I saw something today where the cast all went to have sandwiches because they're still on the whole how many sandwiches have you made me? Like that's their um receipts proof timeline. That's their slogan of this show. So they were doing another thing for that.

10:56 So they there was a video where they were all having sandwiches and you know they sit down but then the second like just show the sandwiches you know but the second they started eating the camera goes right up to Jesse from the side view and he's like I was like why do they hate Jesse just like just leave him leave him even I'm saying leave him alone but I feel like it's abusive at this point. I feel like it's a pattern now because you've got that and then you've got this GoPro right in his face.

11:22 Right in his face. But like that's also kind of his thing. And did you notice that when Jesse showed up, as people arrived um on their Chirons, you would see Kyle, it said CEO of Lover Boy. For Carl, it said entrepreneur. For Jesse, it said musician. I was like, really?

11:38 Oh god. Never mind. You know what? Show his stupid face doing whatever you want to. I'm done sticking up for him. That was my only five minutes. I

11:47 can't. This is not your bar mitzvah. Okay. be quiet. Doesn't he have an album coming out or something like that? Or

11:57 he's come out with a few with a few songs. He has a Spotify. He's a Spotify artist. Jesse Solomon.

12:04 He's got some songs. He's got a lot of songs. I've never made it through an entire one, but that doesn't mean much. You know, I'm still listening to like Ruth Brown. So,

12:15 everybody's got somebody is that everybody. Um, yeah, he's got Jess. What would Jesse Solomon do? He's got

12:24 Oh, come on. He's a career. But you know what though? John Legend, John Legend, people may not realize this, but before he was a pop star, he was a consultant with Boston Consulting Group, ECG. So, it just goes to show you can make the you can make the jump from corporate corporate person like Jesse was to music and, you know, stardom awaits. So,

12:46 yeah. Listen, I'm not saying people shouldn't have dreams. I'm just saying, you know, his dreams are annoying. No, he should have them. He should just annoy me less with his dreams because every time I've seen his dreams or heard his dreams, I'm just I just I turn off his dreams. I I scroll through his dreams. I scroll past his dreams.

13:05 But, you know, you got to have them. So, good for him. So, Jesse is like, I'm quite excited to be here with everybody. And Carl's like, yeah, I I don't think I've ever been this excited to come to the house. Like, ever. Like, it's like I'm so excited. It's like Carl 10.0. It's Carl 10.0. Look at Carl officially. I'm past the sober point. Now I'm sober, but I'm also not a rock and I'm running a marathon. So, it's it's a big deal. I've come back to season 10 looking like a Lincoln log with teeth. And um happy to be here.

13:37 I have to say I liked Carl quite a bit this episode. I feel like Carl has taken some notes and he's realized that he's sort of become a drip at at this point. Like, it's great that he's sober. I think we support that. But you don't have to become sober and lame. Like being sober does not automatically make you lame. But he kind of leaned into being lame and like everything was about him being, "Oh, I'm sensitive. Oh, I have to be careful." Everyone was so careful about Carl. And this is the first season in a few years where he's come in kind of like, "Oh, hey, I'm actually a fun person, you know?"

14:11 Yeah. I think it takes you a couple years to with sobriety to like kind of refine uh re refined, you know what I mean? Not refine, but to to find again your who you are, you know, cuz especially if you if you're around a bunch of people who are drinking and drugging, you know, you're like, "How do I fit into this? Who am I? Do I still even wear tight jeans?" Like, I can feel them now. I feel my balls being pushed into the back of my throat. So, not really sure what Who am I? Who am I? So, I think that that's kind of

14:44 was Robs, but there was definitely something behind his eyes. I noticed this season, which was nice because I feel like he's been completely vacant. Uh, his eyes have like nobody's been there the past couple of seasons. So, it's nice to see, you know, Carl resurfacing. Which Carl will it be? We're going to need a few episodes to find out.

15:04 Yeah, I I agree. He even says um later on in the episode like that, oh, I've been sober for a few years now, but now I'm actually kind of like more of a like I'm back to being a human now, which I think really has been coming through in this episode so far, right? I think we see just the fact that he's excited to come to the house. Maybe the life force that was draining him was Lindsay. Quite possibly. Who would have

15:29 Yeah. Uh uh so, but listen, Lindsay has been draining us for 10 years, and I just love it. I just keep coming back for more.

15:36 She's been filling us. Drain me. Drain me. Filling us and draining us. She pokes a hole in us, but then fills us.

15:42 Well, we know that Carl is really making a change this year cuz he's like, "Guys, I have an announcement." Uh, would it be like crazy if I took the downstairs bedroom? Would that be nuts? Like, why? Why would you want that? It's the noisiest one. No one ever sleeps. Why? And he's like, "Oh, cuz I want to be more in the mix, guys." Carlton Porno. More in the mix. This is in the mix, Kyle.

16:05 I'm not into mixed drinks, but I'm into the mix in general. Hey, I have a question. Uh, if you add water to me, do I become a brownie? Because I'm in the mix. Oh, yeah. Um, it doesn't make a difference if you use coconut oil versus olive oil. Just saying. In the mix. Carl, in the mix.

16:22 Please don't overbake me because I want to be a soft brownie. Thank you. I tried baking brownies with olive oil. It did not work. So, uh, they tasted disgusting.

16:34 Disgusting. Horrible. Instead of vegetable oil, you're saying, right? Yeah. Or coconut oil. Coconut oil I like better cuz it's sweet, you know.

16:42 But the olive oil was too many of those like floral kind of bitter notes in there.

16:46 It was bitter. It was gross. Um, so they're like, "Why are you sleeping downstairs?" He's like, "Yeah, I'm in the mix. Is Carl in the mix?" "Oh, so are you and Wes going to room together again?" Jesse Solomon, listen to your song. Listen to it today. Well, I ran practicing for the marathon. New Carl Jessie Solo. It's a good one. It's a good song.

17:06 I I then I was thinking like what would DJ Carl I mean Kyle Cook do to that song cuz you know what he might do? He might mix it in the mix. That song's in the mix. Say remix. DJ Joe, come on guys. New Carl. So Carl's like uh well so uh if you're wondering where West is, he's driving out with a buddy. So, would you be upset if he shared a room with his buddy? And Jesse's like, "No, like not at all." Yeah, I heard his name is KJ. That's all I know about him. That's pretty cool. Jesse will be so upset. And that's what Jesse gets for abandoning his bestie all of last summer to hang out with Lexi.

17:42 Not only abandoning him, abandoning him, but apparently shit-talking all summer with Lexi. You know, let's not forget the bombshells that Lexi dropped where Jesse was incredibly jealous of West and always trying to get more followers and screen time than West and upset that she was flirting, you know, all that stuff. So, we found out last year that there's like a simmering jealousy there

18:03 um from Jesse against West. And so, it's like, well, problem with him just like having fun, having a new friend. No, I don't have a problem with that at all. He's gonna he's going to lose it. He's going to lose his spine. Yep. He's going to be feel I think Jesse really likes being the center of attention and that comes from every like girls and boys and I think it's going to be hard for him. Um especially because if Wes and KJ wind up like really broing out, Jesse's going to feel left out. Speaking of which, we now go over to Westcar where KJ is there and we meet KJ. This is Wes's friend and um KJ's very cute. He's a model. He sort of looks like a 3D animated character to me. Like he should be like on the menu screen of something. Does that make sense?

18:50 You know beginner intermediate or super stealth killer. Yeah. And you choose the middle. It's like great choice. And then like you use the side.

19:01 How about teenager? He's got kind of like a teenager voice which I like. Um I don't know. He seems nice. They gave him more lines than most. I mean, he made it into the edit, which was nice because usually the new guys don't get into the edit at all.

19:15 They just like put them in the background, you know? You see them with like a slice of pizza like, "I'm here, too. I've had sex before." Like, "No one's listening to you, sir."

19:24 But I think he already had more lines than most everybody that we've seen except Emerald. Emerald had some some decent lines because he came in with like

19:32 the um motorcycle the uh the orgy monologues and stuff. H I worry about KJ's longevity on the show because as we will get to one of his first things is that he has anxiety and I'm like I don't know if the summer house is the best place for you buddy but but he's also young you know he's like at that age where you have to have something to talk about and he's like I have anxiety and then the other girl's like and she's already crying so I think it's

19:59 great yeah I think it's a generational thing where it's like hey nice to meet you here's my problems I have crippling anxiety I have it right Yeah, I might fall off this ladder. What do you think about that?

20:10 Uh, ladder drama. So, West is uh like so KJ says, you know, like, "Hey, so how'd you come up with this theme for this party tomorrow?" And Wes says, "Um, cuz like the [ __ ] Fourth of July, like it's so generic, but like everyone knows it. So, like I was just going to give it a little twist cuz like I'm a country bumpkin, you know, so county fair." And KJ's like, "Yeah, that brings me back to my roots, bro." It's like, "Yeah, everyone knows that like, you know, I'm like annoying about being from Missouri." And so, like, now that we got two cuz like KJ, he's like mildmannered and then like three or four tequila sodas, he'll just like throw his grill in and flip his hat backwards and he starts to rage. It's crazy. A hat backwards.

21:00 Yeah. Um he's like, "Yeah, okay." Well, the boys like rip it up and then the girls, you know, like the girls like they like I guess staying in bed, so we're going to try and get them out this year. He's like, "Yeah, bro. Let's get them out this year." Yeah. And Amanda's married to Kyle and Sierra. I mean, I don't know. Maybe she still hates me for no reason. I guess we'll have to see. I'm just a dopey boy. I'm just a boy.

21:25 By the way, what are your thoughts on his hair this season? Current haircut. always a miss. But he's doing it on he does it on purpose. I think he's doing that whole like bar stool sport. It's like I'm just a sloppy guy. If you can't smell beer on me, I'm not doing my job, you know? He's like, I have really long armpit hair. You know, it's kind of his thing.

21:44 Just like you just know I smell kind of like the inside of a mobile home, you know? That's probably his like cologne to smell like that on like fresh out of a shower. just inside of a mobile home spray just so people think I'm grungy enough to be like a bar stool guy.

22:00 Yeah, I think this is I think his hair is all right. I mean, the first year his he had the big poof. Second year he had that middle part which I detested and I think now it's just sort of like general mess that I think is just sort of it's fine. It's fine for me.

22:13 It's an extreme effort to not be a metrosexual. Hey, someone today posted a picture of Kyle Cook next to JD Vance and said, "I can't believe that Kyle Cook is older than JD Vance." And Kyle, I think, is 43 and JD Vance is 41. And I was like, "Holy shit." I mean, that's I think that's kind of the difference. Like Kyle's kind of got the metrosexual thing going where it's like facials, do your hair, product, tweeze, groom, and um Wes is like, "No,

22:42 JD Vance." JD Vance is 41 years old. That's shocking to me. Is this like the first time that I've been older than someone that's like a president or vice president? I don't even know how I feel about that. Just

22:54 And all I wondered the whole time was like, I wonder how old the couch was that he [ __ ]

22:57 I know. Which couch would you rather sit on, the Summerhouse couch or the JD Vance couch? That's just a thought for the audience. It's a nonpartisan question. Really cuts across all political parties. Don't get mad. Don't get mad. People who own the couch.

23:12 Get mad. Get mad. stay mad. Everyone else is. So, uh, and rightfully so. The world's going to [ __ ] Be mad. Okay. Pay. If you're not mad, you're not paying attention.

23:23 That is for sure. But, okay. So, uh, KJ. So, he's like, "Yeah, okay." So, basically, I would try to tell you not to date somebody, but I mean, that can get ugly pretty quick, especially if the New York Times comes to call. Watch out for that one. Uh, so, um, yeah. So, KJ is saying he's not going to try to date anyone in the house and, um, because he used to be a lover boy, which I don't know if he's contractually allowed to even say that without, you know, paying some royalties to Cal Cook at this point. So, like, don't say those words.

23:59 Yeah. His thing is like, I'm not a [ __ ] boy. I fall in love in the first five minutes. So, I'm going to try not to do that. And KJ, this is where it starts. This is my This is our first warning bell for KJ is this whole like, well, it's just me. I really want a relationship. I'm always in a relationship, but now I guess I'll try to be a [ __ ] boy, you know, cuz I'm just heartbroken. And that's kind of a red flag of somebody's like, broken. They can be a [ __ ] boy. So, I don't know. I don't know. The red flag.

24:27 Another red flag. Yeah. Another red flag is he's a model. So, that's already just something to be to beware of.

24:32 A skateboarding model. Skateboarding. A model. A model on wheels. So, Um, the skateboarding model anxiety.

24:41 Not a [ __ ] boy. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I'm believing and what I'm not yet.

24:45 Maybe you'll feel less anxious if you're not rolling as much. I I I mean, like, for me, if you put me on a skateboard, my anxiety goes through the roof. So, I I find it like very amusing that that's actually something that he says takes away his anxiety cuz I'm like

24:59 like I don't want to be in a situation where I can fall and hurt myself. That's that makes me incredibly nervous. I'm incredibly David, incredibly nervous. It's it's it's not safe.

25:09 KJ basically like there's something freeing in it. I was riding my Vespa around yesterday because it was finally warm enough and I was like I could die at any moment cuz you know I haven't ridden it for a little while and I was like oh my god you know people running you off the road. People get nasty when you're on a scooter sometimes. And so there was some of that happening and I was um at a stoplight and across the street was Angelene.

25:29 Uh Evangelene. Evangel your place. I saw her. She's always driving around that pink car. She's in that thing. I think she's just driving around to like wave to her fans or whatever because I see her all the time. So, it was her and then it was that guy in the uh I don't know if you've ever seen him, but it's kind of a low rider but with gigantic wheels and like flags all over it and I think it's Hulk Hogan that's like stencled on. This town is so crazy. So, it was them and then a guy came up revving his engine at me and I was like, "This is the intersection I could die. What if I died like right between the Hulk Hogan guy, the Evangelene guy, and whoever this douchebag neck is to I mean, what a way to go.

26:10 But it did make me feel better. I was like, this is so fun. This is so free. Fun.

26:14 That sounds like a great way to alleviate your anxiety being fourway with Angeline, Hulk, Hog, and Care and and a douchebag.

26:24 Just sitting there on my little beige scooter in the, you know, in the jungle of Los Angeles unprotected. I felt like just such a badass.

26:34 When you ride your Vespa, do you ever like close your eyes and put your arms out

26:38 and have like a moment like a cinematic moment? No. And be like, I'm free. I'm free. I'm free. And the rain comes down and you just look up and you just drive around and then you drive through the front window of LA.

26:50 No, that's not how it that's not how Vespas work. Um and I've been thrown off the Vespa. So, nope. There is no letting go. There is no letting go. Anyway, the point is um I don't know that I trust this guy. So, we go back to Sierra and the girls car and they're getting the new girls and I got a Paige alert because this girl was really giving heavy pa pa energy in the beginning cuz she had on like a bow.

27:13 You know, Paige is just kind of like I'm just a prissy girl from, you know, up upstate or whatever. I wear bows. She was giving that.

27:22 Yeah. She came on and uh she she's like, "Well, hello. I'm uh I'm I'm your new uh Paige Dorbo. Nice to meet you all. Her name is Bailey, which is already that's already very Bailey did not do so.

27:34 No, her name is Levi. Bailey and Levi. Bailey is the talkative one. Levi is the more quiet one who wore corn on her head.

27:43 Levi is the one with corn on her head. Yeah, that's the one I think had paige. Oh, that one had the page energy.

27:48 Yeah, she was like, not a bow, but like a scrunchie kind of thing. And and like a I don't know how to explain it. I got And she's the brunette as well. She she's the one I thought was going to be the new page, but she didn't seem to be very pagy once it went once it started going.

28:04 Yeah, Levi seems like the type that in about like 10 years from now, there'll be a piece in like Eater LA about this person who used to be on reality TV and now has opened up like a really trendy cafe in East Hollywood.

28:18 I can like homemade biscuits. And like that's her whole thing is like I did reality TV and it was not for me. Like I can already see that stage of her life when she like turns that this chapter into like her hipster red badge of courage. Like I did that and it just was like so not for me. So I just had to like leave that world behind and move to LA. And like now I make these bacon scones and they just sort of like took off from there. And then it's like there's lines of hipsters at the block going to her to Levi's little scone shop.

28:50 I love her. I want to go. Can I go to your scone shop? Oh, so um yeah, so it's Bailey and Levi. Bailey is like a bombshell blonde and um she looks like Amanda Seaff freed freed kind of and she's like yeah I'm not the kind of person who would normally join a share house but my goal is to let loose and have fun and get out of my house because like I'm like sick of myself and I want to meet people the opposite of me you know because I need to try things and be around guys cuz I'm like never around guys and I just want to be crazy you know like I mean I'm already crazy but like fun crazy not just like crazy crazy it's going to be so Fine. I can't wait.

29:29 I found that her voice sounded like a Muppet Baby's version of Erica Jane. I don't know if that's anything that if you picked up on that as well, but you know how like Erica Jane sort of talks in that like clipped way where like when you do an impersonation of Erica Jane where she but if you actually really listen to Erica Jane, she seems to talk like this quite a bit, but this girl was like talking like this a little bit. I just felt like it was like Muppet Babiesish and that was like very amusing to me. I I don't know. I I I find like Erica Jane on her own like not amusing Muppet Baby Erica Jane very amusing.

30:02 Um yeah, I didn't really get I only got Amanda say freed and uh that she cried at the first dinner and that I kind of liked her because she's she seems like kind of a mess.

30:12 Is it possible that I'm just projecting things onto her and No, I'm just knowing I'm not creating these.

30:20 Yeah. No, I'm personas. I'm like, "Oh god. She just seems like she [ __ ] guys all weekend long and good for her. I love her. I'm just like creating their own characters.

30:30 The other one has bacon scones. A bacon scone trademark. The other one's like a she's like a she's like a 1978 Merryill Street with that blonde hair.

30:40 She's always in a divorce battle with Dustin Hoffman. So, um Amanda's like, "So, how long have you two been friends?" She like, "Well, it feels like it's been childhood, but it's really only been two years." So Bailey says, "So we met on Instagram and like she DM'd me and she was like, "Well, we have to we have like way too many mutual friends. Like how do we not know each other?" And then I was like, "You're so cute. You're right." So we went to coffee and like literally an hour later I was like sitting on her couch. Like day one I was on her couch.

31:07 Like it's crazy. Yeah. Like we're total friends. She has a couch. So um then Amanda starts immediately bitching, which I think is so funny. So they're like, "Oh my god." Yeah. Like we're such good friends. Like we rage. Like we have such a good time. We love couches. We go party together. We're each other's best friends. And Amanda's like, "Yeah, Kyle rages a lot too without me at the club cuz he's a DJ. A [ __ ] DJ, loser. We couldn't be more different about it. He's always out late cuz he's a DJ." Hey Kyle.

31:42 Like, okay. Well, nice to meet you. It's gonna be a fun summer. Me, too. fun fun drive that we have ahead of us. She's like, "Um, how long have you guys been married?" She's like, "Um, four very long years. He just started DJing." And Bailey's like, "Um, are we into the DJ vibe or you said he was over 40, right? And he just started, right? Are we into that or

32:06 She's like 100% notive." She goes, "Yeah, that's a midlife thing, girl. It happened to my dad." And then Sierra and Amanda just start cracking up because of course like Kyle is being compared to these girls dad without them even thinking twice about it was like wait your dad was a DJ and she was no he wasn't a DJ but he did buy 18 motorcycles when he turned 45. So like I could see you doing that to yourself you know Levi like becoming a DJ and staying out every night like being tired all the time like DJ DJ bacon scone.

32:42 So Levi is like, "Um, TJ Bacon's gone." Um, I don't think that Kyle's doing this because I just met you. Um, but I do feel like people use that as an excuse to just like, "Bailey, will you help me out?" You're like, "Go out. Go out and leave their wives." Yeah, I think that's what's happening here. Do you ever think that? Huh?

33:02 That was a nice way to put it because her face said he that man is cheating on you constantly. That is an excuse for your man to go out and [ __ ] young people at night. that is what he is doing.

33:13 I feel like Levi has a like I I feel like her face says a lot of things. Her face is often saying something along the lines of that man is cheating on you. And I I really like that in her.

33:23 Yeah, I do too. I find it refreshing with when someone's like, I don't know you people and I don't care. Your husband's probably cheating on you. You know that, right? Has anybody told you that? Oh my god. Are you the internet? So then uh Sierra's like, yeah, that might have something to do with it. So, we see a flashback to Sierra and Amanda talking five weeks ago, and Amanda's like, "I wanted him to start partying, so he found a career where he stays out late and parties." I'm like, "Should I be mad?" And Sierra's like, "You I think you should be [ __ ] pissed about it." So, we back to the president and Sierra says, "People are just like becoming DJs because they don't want to go home." And I think that like people should just be honest about that. So, um yeah, not great. So now the girls arrive at the Hamptons and they basically park their car and leave the trunk open. So the guys take in their bags and then they go

34:15 up to the front door and it's like it's like tense cuz we all are bracing for this door to be stuck and it opens up smoothly. I'm actually at this point I'm actually a little upset. I'm upset that they fixed the door. I think that like it's

34:28 Yeah, you know it's like it's part of the experience. You can't be upset. This is summer house and this is the h this is the show of changing man. That door is a man. That door is like, "Hi, I'm door 4.0. I'm different. I'm totally changed." And within 3 weeks, it'll be stuck again locking people out. I hope so. I really do. So, uh, they have some drinks and then they go outside. There's like a whole Carnival County Fair thing that's set up in advance of West's party and there's like a little It's not like a It's not a carousel, but it looks like a carousel. It's like a gazebo. So, they all climb into it and everything and they're like, "Oh, this is cool. This is fun."

35:07 Yeah. I like when they saw chairs at the front door and Sierra's like, "That's giving Lux. There's chairs." So, they go in, they get some drinks going and um look at the backyard and stuff like that. And Leva's like, "Oh my god, I love games." She like, "Oh my god, me too. We're best friends. That's why we're friends. We love games." Yeah. So they're trying to guess who is going to walk into the house too first and they go outside to you know talk whatever because summer house we complain about this on housewives but it's 10 times as bad on summer house it's like half an hour of hells it's like hi hi hi every weekend they come they're like oh my god hi they hug each oh my god hi you look so cute so they do that and meanwhile west and KJ arrive yeah and then they see the bags and they're like, "We're not taking those in."

35:59 So, they just walk in and um they they say hi. KJ introduces himself to all the girls and stuff. And Wes is like, "Did you guys leave the trunk open so that like we'd get your shit?" And Sierra's like, "That's exactly what we did. That was your first test." And Sierra tells us, you know, West to tackle the subject of West. In the past, it's been hard for me to sort my big feelings, but my goal for the summer is that I'm just I'm not going to eat him alive. I'm working on being less rigid and I'm working on being less of a [ __ ] Um, so, you know, that's good because if she was still she was still upset at Wes this summer and she's allowed to still be upset, but we all know the rule on these shows is you're allowed to have a feud with someone for one season, but if you carry it into a second one, it's done. It's done and the audience is going to turn against you. So, she's doing the right

36:47 thing by changing her attitude. So, uh the guys are making small talk with the noobs and um Bailey is from Indianapolis, which is huge. It's a big deal. And uh Sierra's talking about the first weekend and they're complimenting each other's glasses and stuff. And KJ's like, "Um yeah, this is my first time to the Hamptons. Uh I was in Europe for the past two years for like modeling, but like prior to that, I'm just like a pro skateboarder. So, I'm skating a lot and [ __ ] Yeah, that's what I do. If you're ever wondering what what would KG do?

37:18 The answer is skate. He's skate. That's what I do. I'm a skater. Skateboarding man.

37:22 Yeah. I got my first skateboard when I was like six or seven. And then I when I was 19, I went viral for a trick that I invented. Yeah. I invented a trick and we see a shot of him doing this trick where he's like skateboard's like on like a bench or something and he's like goes over it, but then his like foot comes off and then he comes and he lands. It's like Yeah.

37:41 Yeah. I was trying to figure out cuz I'm not like a skateboard person obviously. I do love the idea of things that roll you places. So, I always love the idea of a skateboard, but I just kept falling off. I couldn't do it. But, um, yeah, he does. I've seen the thing where you jump the skateboard onto like a bar or something and then he slides it down the bar and then it goes off the bar. And I did he invent the part where he flips the skateboard before it goes back to the ground? I don't think so. I think it's that maybe it's that he had like one leg off of it or something like that. I don't know. Let's see. What skateboard trick did KJ invent?

38:22 Okay. KJ Dillard. Oh, Dillard's. Uh, so he the one foot crooked grind. I mean, obviously, Rob, the one foot grind. Yeah, you got it.

38:33 The one foot crooked grind is a variation of a standard crooked crooked grind. uh where one foot is taken off the board during the grind and uh he invented it. So look at that everyone. One foot crooked grind. Poor Kyle. He's still doing the two foot one. So old and lame.

38:53 Dumbass. Yeah, his kids are You got to have two feet on the skateboard at all time. It's safe. 10 and three.

39:02 So he's talking about New York because I guess he's new to New York too. So basically they just cast him to be on the show. So he came and so he's trying to talk his way around it. He's like, "Yeah, you know, I had an interest in New York, but like I don't know if I ever wanted to like live there, but I I got anxiety thinking about it cuz I have anxiety." And when I first came here, I was like, "Oh, it's kind of dope." You know, cuz like everyone in the Midwest is nice for no reason, you know? Like finally I came to New York and someone was like, "What is that? Crooked Grind.

39:30 Straighten up your grind, you [ __ ] loser." I was like, "Yeah, I'm home." Crooked Grind. So Wes is like, "Um, hey Amanda, have you ever ridden out here without Kyle?" "Yeah, and I just wanted to ride out with the girls, you know, find some happiness in life once for once and for all." So they're like, "Oh, where is he anyway?" And so now Jesse is 72.

39:53 I would have ridden out with Kyle, but I was afraid he would leave in the middle of the drive to go do a DJ set somewhere.

40:02 So 7:26 p.m. Jesse, Carl, and Kyle arrive. They say hi. They meet KJ. They come on in. Wes is like, "By the way, Carl, KJ's dad played for the Pirates culture." Whoa. That's amazing. I threw out the first

40:17 Yeah. throughout the first pitch at at the Paris game recently. So, I guess you would say that I played for the Pirates, too. Softball. Soft ball.

40:28 Kind of invented a move. The crooked The crooked catcher ball grind. Crooked catcher ball on one foot grind. It's pretty cricket soft. Look at that. Crooked soft. Cricket soft.

40:38 You uh throw a ball with one foot. You have to be soft on one foot. It's different. It's a variation.

40:48 Yeah. I don't know. I'll like you'll hear more about it cuz I'll be in the mix this year. So, get ready. So, Kyle comes in and he's like, "Uh, guys, if anybody got stuff in the car, it's about to downpour. It's about to be downpour out there." And uh Sierra says, "Okay, the um the GMC, the girls car, you guys, can we talk about this?" Kyle, please. He's like, "What? What? You need you can't get your own luggage? What is this a team effort? Like, your muscles don't work. Like, what's going on? The guys have to do it. Huh? It's literally about to rain." So, Sierra's tells us that, you know, K's my friend, but I don't like when I hear things from Amanda about how she's being treated, and then I have to sit there and smile and giggle in your face knowing these things, but like I can't get involved because it's not my marriage. Like um in polite society that is correct, but you're on a reality TV show, so have at it. That's

41:36 what I say. Yeah. I believe in not getting involved in your friend's marriages. But if they're doing it at the dinner table, you bet my you bet your ass I'm going to be involved because that's what you get. If you fight at dinner, I'm going to take a side and I'm going to tell you what my side is cuz I'm going to be in the fight. No one's People aren't going to fight at dinner without me in the fight. I'm going to get in the fight, too. So don't fight at dinner then.

41:55 Yep. Yep. Yep. So Kyle's getting really mad because Sierra does not want to grab her own bags. And like but I'm going to storm. Like we need to come out. Group effort. Like the whole place is going to sweep away. It's crazy. Come on. And everyone just is ignoring Kyle. And he's like has that dumbfounded look on his face like guys why can't anyone see that there's like a storm. We got to do this. And just cuts a commercial break. And Kyle being frustrated that no one wants to help him take bags out of the car.

42:18 Yeah. So now it's room time. They start talking about rooms and uh where they're going to go. It's announced that Carl is going to

42:26 mix it up. I'm going to mix it up for this season. And uh so um they're picking rooms and then Amanda's showing the noobs their rooms and they're going to get to room together cuz they're new.

42:39 And Amanda's like, "Kyle, by the way, don't embarrass yourself in front of the new girls. Like, don't go too hard in the paint."

42:48 Yeah. What? Like, oh yeah, well, thanks for the pep talk. And so, uh, Carl is meanwhile like saging his room. He's like, "Oh, well, it's the first summer. First summer, I'm going to sage. I'm going to smudge out all the badness. Now that I'm in the mix, I'm going to put some sage in the mix, too." You know, summer 2025 is a summer of Carl. Carl 10.0. Cuz I'm confident and I'm healthy. And uh, what everyone wants to hear from the least lame person in the house. We're going to be running a marathon. Yeah, you heard it here first.

43:19 I'm running in the marathon. And I'm the annoying runner guy officially. Well, I've been the annoying runner guy, but now I'm like annoying for a longer distance, you know? So, you know, I've been sober, I've been healthier all these years, and now I'm finally becoming like a real human, a human human being who's in the mix and running in the mix for 26 miles.

43:38 Yeah. Um Sierra's joking with Jesse about having a bench in his shower and he's like, "Hey, hey, open door policy, by the way. That wasn't clear. you can always come use the bench in my bathroom. Mhm. And then uh Sierra and Jesse are sort of like hanging out on a bed together and uh she's like, "Oh my god, you're so [ __ ] anal." Because she gets on his bed and like she has her shoes on and he's like, "Could you not put your shoes?" Like he gives her a look like he's smiling through gritted teeth like like, "Please don't put your shoes on my bed right now." She's like, "Fine, I'll take my shoes off."

44:16 Yeah. So, they talk about missing Paige and he's like, "Yeah, she'll be hard to replace or I'll gossip with you guys in bed." And she's like, "Yeah, it'll be perfect. I mean, you can't replace Paige, but you know, if you want to be a part of the Gossip Girls, you can, but you just have to keep your mouth shut." Okay. Do you think you can do that? He's like, "Uh, literally shut it right now."

44:35 It's shut. It's not shut. A fly just went into your mouth. Close your mouth. It's closed. It's not. Get the [ __ ] out of here. You're not going to be part of this group. You open mouth, [ __ ]

44:47 No, I will not say anything that I hear in bed. She goes, well, I want you to repeat that back to yourself. I will not share any share anything I hear in bed, but I will bring bountiful information. Um, which is a lie. He will he will bring bountiful information, but he will also bring bountiful information from the bed to others. I guarantee it.

45:07 Yeah, we know these shows. The guys are the worst gossips on the whole show. So they pinky promise and then Amanda and Wes are in the kitchen and she's like, "Oh my god, do you have like a C on your phone? What is that? Is that for Sierra?" And he's like, "Um, it was on my kickball jersey for captain, but now that you mention it, I guess it does stand for Sierra. God damn it." She's like, "Well, it's so weird because you haven't bump for Sierra." You know, they could that's also a different way you can spell. Then we go to Jesse and Sierra, and Jesse's like, "So, do you think that you and Wes are going to get back on like friendly terms this summer?" She's like, "Uh, I guess only God will tell. If he's not busy, probably has other things to deal with than trying to predict what my relationship with Wes is going to be."

45:57 Yeah, cuz it's not in God's hands. It's in your hands. She's like, "Yeah, I've been praying about it." It's a joke, by the way. I'm not praying about it at all. He's like, "No way. That's huge. You've been praying about it. Wow." She's like, "Yeah, don't make it a big deal. Just wipe that smile off your face." It is. I'm not smiling. You are. Stop smiling. I'm not. Stop [ __ ] I'm not. Get out of my bed. So then we go to Bailey and Levi. They're walking by the room and they see them in the bed talking and they're like, "Oh my god, sorry to interrupt you. We just wanted to see who was in what room, but it's you. So, okay, I guess you can go back to it. We'll just be here.

46:34 Guess we kind of interrupted a moment there. Okay, just newbie alert. Don't mind us. And then uh Kyle, Amanda, and AJ are and Wes are in the kitchen and Kyle's like, "I just realized my my friend Ben also modeled and he's coming tomorrow, too." And Amanda's like, "Wow, models." Yeah, models. Yeah.

46:52 He's like, I'm just saying I think they'll I think they're going to get along cuz like KJ is a model, Ben's a model, you know, cuz like models they get along naturally, right? All you have to do is put two models in a room and then just do they talk? I mean, what do models do? I don't know. They'll be in a room together. Tell you this much, they'll be thin with thin people. Thin people in a room. I really What do models talk about? As we all know, models are the most fascinating people in the world. So, it's really great that Bravo cast two of them on their show this year. So KJ Bailey is asking KJ how long he's been a model and he's like I don't know like six or seven years something like that. I don't know.

47:33 They call me crooked model cuz I can model on one foot. It's pretty cool. So um Wes just like yeah guys Kyle is like a little older than us but he's like the craziest moto on a human being I've ever seen guys. And they're like oh my god like he doesn't stop. Yeah. Like I'll be like Kyle is [ __ ] forless. go to bed. Yeah. And then he comes to bed at 4 in the morning and goes, "Kyle, Kyle, I mean, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, and post me and post me until I wake up and remember that I'm extremely depressed that I married this [ __ ] loser." I mean, she's just really coming for Kyle.

48:11 She's not letting up on Kyle, but maybe justifiably so. And Bailey goes, "Oh, hell no. I would kill you." He's like, "Well, you're 20. I mean, how old are you?" She's like, "I'm 30."

48:21 Wow. Oh, she's 30. I would not have guessed that. I didn't even hear her say that.

48:27 I didn't hear her say that either. I thought she was like 27. And Wes like, "Oh my god, same. You're 30, but I'm also kind of like 13. I'm a kind of a little boy, you know. So, were you born in 95?" She's like, "Yeah, I was." And go 95. Shortly thereafter, I had my first oral sex. like uh like while we were being born or

48:51 So now Carl comes out. He's like, "Wow." Hey guys, it's me. Do you recognize me? Am I different? It's in the mix. I'm in the mix. Hey guys, uh ordering a pizza. I'm ordering a pizza. I'm going to order like 10 pizzas. What do you think of that, Paul? Hey. Uh I would normally ask what sort of toppings everyone wants, but these pizzas are all going to be in the mix. So should be a little bit of everything just in the mix right now. So now KJ and Sierra are on the couch talking and he's like, "Yeah, you know, like I can hang with boys, but like I'm I like grew up around women, so you know, I have younger sisters and my mom raised me." And she's like, "Oh, so you know, female energy, so where does your family live?" And he's like, "Yeah, Arizona, but like I'm from Kansas City, but I I'm from Arizona." And then my mom's a nurse. She's like, "Oh my god, my mom's a nurse and I'm a nurse." He's

49:37 like "Yeah great. I see you." By the way, another [ __ ] boy warning is the I was raised by women, so I understand women and I I get along with women in a different way. That's also usually a very good tactic. Although I, oddly enough, I'm not getting like crazy [ __ ] boy vibes off of um KJ. I think honestly the anxiety thing worked really well on me because um I'm like, well, he can't be a [ __ ] boy. He's got anxiety. He's probably focused on himself right now. But that would be actually total pipe boy behavior. So now they're starting to set the table for the pizza and Sierra spills on herself and Carl is like, "All right, everyone. Well, I want to make a speech from the mix." Okay, just want to say Carl 10.0 is here. Uh, hope you guys are ready for some pizza.

50:28 It's going to be a bit of a marathon session, which is my way of saying I'll be running a marathon. So guys, you need me, I'll be up at 7:00 in the morning running all over the place. But we have a lot of single people here. So, all the single ladies, all the single ladies. H, put your hands up for some pizza.

50:45 It's like, yeah, literally everyone's single except the married people. And Kyle goes, it doesn't matter. We forgot our hardware. We didn't bring our hardware. And he lifts his hand and Amanda goes, "No, it's cuz Kyle lost his wedding ring and I said, I'm not wearing mine until he gets a new one." And it's gets kind of awkward. And Jesse's like, "It's okay. You can cosplay a single." I

51:06 think they're already doing that. Also, um the Kyle lost his wedding ring, so I'm not going to wear mine until he gets a new one is a strange that's a strange perspective, I think. Unless she believes that. I mean, unless it's all a lie, right? They're just not wearing their wedding rings because they're

51:24 Well, yeah. He's going out to clubs every night DJing without his wedding ring. I think she's like, "Yeah, I'm not going to wear mine then." What am I a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm just going to sit here with this chain around my finger while you're out there [ __ ] 20-year-olds. No, sir.

51:35 Mhm. No. Yeah. So, uh, then out of nowhere, Levi's like, "Okay, hi, I'm Levi. I just got out of a 12-ear relationship." And they're like, "Whoa, what? How old are you?" She goes, "Yeah, it's like super fresh." I mean, it's not super fresh. Cuz it was 2 years ago. So, how old were you when you started dating? And she's like, "Yeah, I was 15. So, I'm just like truly finding out who I am now without this man." You know what I mean? It's like 15 to like now. Like, it's been crazy. And they're all kind of doing the math in their head. And Bailey says, "Yeah, like you have no dating experience. I was in a relationship for two years. It was super toxic. He cheated on me and then he broke up with me at Sweet Green."

52:16 At Sweet Green. Oh my god. Not Amanda goes, "Not Sweet Green. I mean, not even Kyle would do that." I mean, and he's terrible.

52:23 He told me to meet him at Sweet Green and when I got done at the gym and and Carl's like, "Uh, did he do it before after you date or after you ate?" It's like that's it's a big salad. I mean that's that's an expensive salad.

52:37 Do you know if he uh if he had a good workout by the way beforehand? I'd love just just curious was a good workout at the gym. No. She like it was before because they're like I remember salad spilling everywhere. And everyone's like what? K's like you spilled the $20 salad. How could you do that? Well, because I had ordered the [ __ ] a salmon salad because I knew he liked salmon. Oh my god. One of the more expensive items on the menu. Wow. Yeah. And so he walked to the front door, he dropped my keys on the table, and then I look up and he's just staring at me and said, "I'm moving out and he points and everything he owned was in a suitcase outside the sweet green." And he just walked out. First of all, by the way, I'd like to say you have everything you own in a suitcase and you leave it outside the sweet green. I'm not taking my hand off that thing.

53:22 Who leaves their suitcase outside the sweet green in New York City? That's crazy.

53:26 No, that's going to get stolen. So yeah, she's like, "So I dropped a salad and I chased after him and I was like, "What do you mean you're moving out? I just got you a salmon salad. Where are you going?" And then he moved to LA the next day, you guys. The next day. LA. Wow. Talk about bitter greens as opposed to a sweet green. Oh, Carl 11.0 loves that joke.

53:52 That that that breakup salad was made from arugula. Carl is so happy that there's like a worse breakup story on Summer House now than him and Lindsay.

54:05 The Sweet Green. So, did he tell you he cheated? And she goes, "Um, I found out after." Um, so like he didn't come loud clean and like I found out after and it was the worst name of my entire life. Like without any shadow of a doubt. Like I was so upset with him and was so heartbroken. I didn't give a [ __ ] So I'm So I'm really excited about this summer. Um, so thank you for the question, Carl. Um, I did not mean to cry the first day. KJ's like, "Whoa, yo, don't ever apologize for crying, man." And Carl's like, "Yeah, everybody at this table has cried their eyes out in this room. In some room in this house, everyone's cried.

54:46 We're just used to it being because of Lindsay." But, uh, this was refreshing. This was refreshing.

54:53 Yeah. Salad. Salad tears. It's a different kind of vibe. We like that. Like Sarah's like, "Yeah, especially Kyle. He's cried the most." Like, I'm crying right now over that salmon. What a waste, man.

55:05 How did we not get a montage of Kyle crying? We needed this. So, they all cheers each other. And um Bailey's like, "Okay, Kyle. So, I've cried. Um so, now I'll make Amanda cry. So, what about your DJ career? Why don't you tell us about that?" He's like, "Oh, God. I'll tell you when it started." In the womb. In the womb. The wiggy wigging in the womb. I want to start my own business. And he got so mad about it that he decided that he wanted to be a DJ despite me. And then he became a DJ, which um K's like, "Oh, that's an amazing summary of events." And she's like, "Well, tell me where I went wrong." Now, I will say, I mean, I don't I don't I don't like the situation with his DJing. It does not seem like he is tending to what is supposed to be the love of his life, but I don't I don't I never took it that Kyle started it to to spite Amanda. It was more like in the conversations he admitted that he wanted to be a DJ but

56:00 he was doing this corporate thing because this is what was right and the vibe was like well then be a DJ. Why are you not doing the thing you want to love? So he started doing the thing that he loves and now Amanda's like he's doing it despite me which like I don't I personally did not take get that takeaway but he may be going out and taking so many gigs despite her but uh

56:21 well I mean I think I think Amanda's going a little too hard at this right now before we hear what she has to say later at this point I was like god she's really not relenting like she's going so hard and like purposely trying to start fights at dinner and all of this but from what I remember Kyle was like literally crying because she wanted to go start a bikini line. He's like, "You can't leave her, boy."

56:45 Right. And so it became her being like, "Oh my god, if you want to start a business, start a business." Cuz he was like literally sitting there crying and throwing a temper tantrum that she she wanted to have a bikini line for girls with big boobs and he couldn't take it. So,

56:58 you know, I don't know that it was to spite her, but I can see how she's like, "Oh, wow. So, I want to start a business. So now that means that you can stay out every day till 6:00 in the morning. Like great,

57:07 right? And and meanwhile, my business gets completely overshadowed by your DJ career, which is what the only thing that people talk about. So I understand why she's frustrated. I just didn't I I was like, I'm going to give this one little thing to Kyle, which is that I don't think he started it to spite her, but I think that um maybe his distance from her maybe was maybe there's some spite in that. I don't know. But um now

57:33 he wants to go out every night and do whatever he wants until 6:00 in the morning. He's been like that since they've started their relationship. So he's just giving himself a reason to go do, you know, and he's also tying it in with Lover Boy cuz he's like, "Yeah, you know, like I get to really go promote Lover Boy because I'm sure he takes cases of Lover Boy and everybody buys Lover Boy and stuff. So he's like selling his thing and getting paid to DJ. So he's like, I'm saving the business. I'm saving the family business. you know, he's given himself this whole workound.

58:02 Yeah. At what point, this is a this is like an honest question. Um, Lover Boy has now been around on the show for several years, like seven or eight years. At what point, like, does it stop being such like a dog and pony, horse and pony show, dog and pony show, whatever. Whatever pony, whatever show that involves a pony, why when does it stop being that? Like I understand you always have to promote your product, but doesn't it sort of feel like at a certain point lover boy should be big enough now that it's like it's on the trajectory of like Poppy? So Poppy, everyone everyone knows what Poppy is, I think. And we know we we are part of the Poppy origin story. We're not part of it, but we observed the Poppy origin story because the people who created Poppy were on House Hunters and we recaped that House Hunters episode several years ago and they were like, "We have a new soda and it's doing well.

58:55 It's doing well in Whole Foods or and now they they sold like like a billion dollar deal with whoever it was, Pepsi or Coke." We saw Bethany with Skinny Girl and she spun that up into something really massive and major. And I kind of feel like Lover Boy, like we still have Kyle getting cases of it and going from club to club to club to get people to sell it. Like it feels like it shouldn't need a DJ to get to get those cases moving. Do you know what I'm saying? doesn't talked about it. They had talked about it a couple years ago or last year and they were saying that it's not very successful and they're still in a ton of debt and they were hoping that they were hoping with Lover Boy that they were going to make this big company and sell it off and make a ton of money, but it's just not in a place where they can sell it off. So, they're kind of stuck with it trying to make the initial investment

59:42 back so they can get out of it. Yeah. I mean, they get so much promotion from the show. So, I mean, I get it. part of the part of Lover Boy has like it has become totally linked with Kyle and you know he does he is gonna still do these gigs but there's part of me that just feels like if you're if you have a relationship that is straining because of these DJ gigs like can you pull back on these DJ gigs like at what point is Lever Boy going to be sort of its own thing that that it can you're still going to be able to sell units without you having to go hit the pavement every single Hey,

1:00:18 I mean, this was a problem before the DJ. It's just the problem was the same thing before the DJ career. It was Kyle's going out and partying every night. Kyle just wants to go out and party every night. He needs to be with somebody who wants to go out. I don't think Kyle's evil for wanting to go out and party every night. He just needs to find somebody that wants to go out and party. He needs to find a party person. Amanda wants to sit on the couch and watch TV and like have that kind of a life, which is that's that's good, too.

1:00:42 She should have that. Yeah, they just need to be more compatible with whoever they're with, you know?

1:00:48 Yeah, that's the thing. And that's that's what we've been saying for years and years. And you know, it sounds like Amanda is finally hearing the hearing the chorus of us on the internet. But like ultimately, you can't force someone to be the getting married is not going to change someone into the person that you want them to be. It's not like, "Oh, they're so close to being the person that I that I want to be with. And once we're married, they're going to like change their ways cuz there's we're part of something bigger now. We want to start a family. They're going to give up whatever toxic or toxic behaviors or whatever whatever behaviors uh and be the person that I want them to be." And it just doesn't happen, unfortunately.

1:01:30 Yeah. And so Kyle's like, "Wow, I I did it despite you. That's an amazing summary of events." He goes, "Well, tell me where I went wrong, Kyle." And Sierra said, "Yeah, I mean that was you summed it up perfectly." She goes, "Yeah, right. I thought I nailed it. I mean, I thought that's exactly how it happened, Kamaya." And Bailey's like, "Well, why don't you have a DJ name?" And depressing.

1:01:50 She was like, "Yeah, you need a DJ name." He's like, "Well, name aside, you know, it's been such a blast like merging all the hard work of Lover Boy and people enjoying it while I play music, you know." And Amanda goes, "Yeah, I love how he's spinning this. No pun intended." My wife never asked me questions and now she's actually just not even listening to me. Sarah's like, Amanda goes like, "Oh my god, yes, cuz I'm so jealous. It literally takes like my over my whole body. I wake up every morning just feeling total jealousy." And she's like, "What? Did you say I was jealous?" No, I was saying you weren't listening.

1:02:27 Oh, well, clearly I wasn't listening. Like, yeah. I mean, look, there's only so much I can Netflix and chill, so I had to go out and DJ. Sorry, I'm allergic to [ __ ] I thought he said I was jealous and I wasn't listening and Levi and Bailey were like talking about how much they love to dance and I said, "Perfect, cuz Kyle loves to play music for no one."

1:02:53 This is not good. Jesus is not good. This is not good. She's such an She's being an [ __ ] But I was cracking up. Um, and Bailey's like, "Well, I mean, you will never play music for no one again because we're going to dance." He's like, "Okay, well, raise your hands if you guys want to go out." And so Carl's like, "Oh, me." I do. Uh, out the mix. I'm out the mix, but I want to be in the mix, but I want to go out. Does that make sense? How are we going to work this into my slogan? Hey guys, uh, I really want to be in the mix. That's why I will offer to clean while you guys go out tonight. Oh, but don't get used to it, newbies. This is a one time only offering in the mix from home while you guys are a different mix. All right, bye Rod.

1:03:38 Now, just now Amanda and um Sierra are in bed and Jesse comes in and we get the whole, "Oh my god, are you going to be part of the bed bugs? You want to be the new page?" And we get the whole everybody wants to be part of the bed bugs team.

1:03:53 Yeah. That that continues on. Wes Wes comes and sits down and he's like, "Um, what are you guys going to do tonight?" And Amanda's like, "Um, she's Sierra's definitely staying in. He's like, "But have you ever had dinner where a person cries on the first night? Wasn't that like crazy?" And yeah, well, the good news is I think I like them. Yeah. Like Wes is like trying really hard to be a bed bug right now cuz they're like clocking Wes for trying to come in and start like shit-talking Bailey and like no one really wants to do it cuz they like her. Like stop. You're You're not messy. You can't do it. You can't crawl into bed and be gossipy with us. It's that doesn't work.

1:04:28 He's like, "Well, I want to apply to be a bed bug. I mean, can you be a bed bug, but like I don't know, like still have fun still." He's like, "I'm I'm sorry, but are you implying that the bed bugs aren't fun?" It's like, "Yeah, I'm saying that. I'm saying that." He goes, "Come on, guys. Let me make a joke, too." And Sierra's like, "No, you're on probation. Literally, get out. get out of here. So Amanda's like, "Yeah, there's two new girls here. Like, why are you like why are you guys like even hanging out with us, not with them?" And Wes is like, "Cuz they're crying." Remember? Cuz they cried. Send me a bag bug. I made fun of them crying.

1:05:09 So now we go to a sad Kyle monologue. He's kind of like not really unpacking, but just kind of throwing stuff around in his bag, talking to himself for the cameras. He's just like, "Wow, this [ __ ] Where's everybody? Every summer, Amanda makes me feel like I don't exist. She doesn't give a [ __ ] Ma doesn't even like me. What am I even doing here? Leading up to this first weekend, we just haven't had a ton of time to spend together. Like between January and June, I spent maybe one and a half weekends in the city. I'm literally DJing everywhere. So, I was just like hoping to kind of like reunite and rekindle things with my wife. But like just right out of the gate, it was clear that like no, it's discouraging. It's because you have been gone every weekend from January to June and now all of a sudden Amanda has to just stop everything because now on your terms you want to have like couple time and that's like

1:05:58 like why should she have to why why should she have to now spend her summer fun time with the friends being like oh wait guys I have to have couple time with Kyle like I get it if you really care about your marriage you will make those you'll try to take advantage of those moments but Kyle's acting like some you know external force pulled pulled him away from Amanda like he was he was drafted into the army. It's like no, you made the choice to book up all your weekends. You have full control over your calendar. You do not have to do that.

1:06:25 Well, it definitely made a lot more sense. It definitely made a lot more sense why Amanda's so pissed because he's never there. And then he's like, I thought we were going to get to spend time together now that we're scheduled to be on a TV show together. It's like, yeah,

1:06:37 I decided this is when I want to be available to you, so you have to like get on board and have couples time. Now it's like she has no say in this. So now, uh, everybody but Amanda and Sierra go out and they're in bed and Amanda's like, "What do you think it would be like to be young again?" She's like, "Um, I'm literally 29. Get off my ass.

1:06:57 I'm literally younger than the newbie. It's weird." So, what's going on with you and your husband? And she's like, "Well, you know, he gets on my nerves." But I'm like, "I was with friends the other night and they and they like one of them has a friend that's like a DJ and he has a wife and kid and he goes out to DJ, but he doesn't drink and then he goes home as soon as the set's done." And I'm like, "Not Kyle. Kyle finishes his set and he goes and drinks and he hangs out with the owners and goes out with the fans. He goes to breakfast with the fans." I mean, then there's like another [ __ ] rumor cuz someone wrote to like page six like Kyle has been seen X, Y, and Z. And Kyle was like, "There's no truth to this." And then like they squash the article but it's just like I don't know like I'm just numb to it now and that scares me. I shouldn't be numb.

1:07:39 That's bad. Like the that is bad. Like the now that she cuz it means she just doesn't care anymore. She's just sort of given up and now she's just going through the motions. So she says, you know, I used to have crazy reactions. I used to call him. I'd just be like sobbing and I couldn't sleep until he got home. And now I'm just like [ __ ] it. I don't even care what he's doing. But being whatever about everything is really not a good sign.

1:08:02 Yeah, it's not. Yeah, she seems like that for a few years. So, um, she's like, "Yeah, I've been dealing with this for 10 years, and I I thought when you fell in love, you fall in love, and then you choose a person, you get married, and then you have kids, and then things get difficult." And Sierra's like, "Yeah, you didn't sign up to be with a [ __ ] DJ, that's for sure."

1:08:21 Yeah. So, Amanda's like, "You know, I didn't think [ __ ] would be this hard in the first few years." like this is not where I thought my life would be right now. Um but unfortunately it's exactly where we thought your life would be right now. So

1:08:35 yeah, can't see it when it's you. You know, it's so easy to see it when it's everybody else. But man, so uh now uh everyone's out partying now. This is the next thing um that I the next flag that comes up for the new guy. He's doing push-ups at the club.

1:08:52 Uh yeah, that was weird. I don't like when men do fitness as either a dance or a like a I just don't want to see fitness at the club. Like every now and then, for instance, if you go to like the abbey or like a gay bar and there's like a go-go dancer instead of dancing, you'll see like a guy doing yoga moves. I'm like, that's you're doing yoga. You're not you're not being a go-go dancer right now. You're just doing yoga moves. Or sometimes they'll just like they will just do push-ups. and you're like, "Why are you doing this right now?

1:09:25 I'm not putting a dollar in your ass crack while you're in the namaste. Come on man.

1:09:30 This this that's this is not what we're here for." Yeah. So, now everybody comes home at like 2:00 in the morning and um goes to bed, but it's freezing in the house. The air conditioner is crazy in there, so it's going to be a problem. And then Jesse comes in. Jesse and Wes go into the girls' room, and they're like, "Oh my god, it's cold, right?" And this is where I was like, "Get out of here, you creeps." And Jesse's like, "This is a crazy room. I mean, I'm not going to tell you how to live. All your clothes are on one bed and then you're cuddling on another bed. What?"

1:10:01 Jesse the neat freak is losing his mind. I mean, has he seen Sierra's room, though? I feel like Sierra Maybe Sierra's room has gotten like a little bit better. I feel like in Sierra's early days on the show,

1:10:12 it was you just kept on seeing that bed, that laptop on the edge of the bed by her feet. Oh my god.

1:10:19 Nightmare. Um, so they're like, "This is normal." Whatever. So Kyle goes to bed and he's like, "Amanda, Amanda?" What? Kyle, do you have an eye mask? No. Kyle, I forgot my eye mask. Maybe you'll find it when you find your wedding ring. Kyle,

1:10:37 I know it's in the upside down. So, uh, then Levi and Wait, is it Levi or Levy? No, it's Levi. Levi. Levi and Bailey are in bed together. And Levi's like, "Um, I'm probably gonna take my clothes off in the middle of the night, just so you know." And Bailey's like, "Um, what?" She's like, "Yeah."

1:10:56 She's like, "I can't sleep with clothes on." And she's like, "I I don't give you my consent to sleep in bed with you naked. That that ends today. You're you're going to keep your clothes on, Levi."

1:11:08 Um, so now Carl's like, she doesn't say anything. He's like, "Well, [ __ ] me." And now it's the next morning. I mean, even this, like before he left, you knew she's upset cuz you're going out all the time and she's staying home, so you're going out.

1:11:26 Come on, man. You just complained about couple time. You just complained about you were hoping for couple time and then you went out the first night.

1:11:32 And now the next morning, KJ makes everybody breakfast and um they've got 200 people coming to the party today, guys. So, they've got to get ready. And now the new guy comes and his name is Ben and he looks like um Nodding Hill, Hugh Grant, and uh he's Australian. And he comes in and uh the guy's like, "Oh my god, he's so handsome." Cuz he is. He's really cute. And Wes is like, "Oh my god, he's so handsome. You're so tall. You're so tall. Hey, you're tall. Also, you smell really good."

1:12:04 Really cool guy. I bet really they like love him. He's got like the hair of like a Greek god. It's sort of like curly and swirly and he's like, "So, did you guys go out last night? Give give it a crick. Are you a bit dusty? Are you you all right? Do you meet any Sheila?

1:12:18 Oh my god. Are you from Australia? Are you from Australia? Talk more." I am. I put some shrimp on the body.

1:12:25 Kangaroos, walabbees, dingoes. Like, oh my god, I love the way you I love the way you talk. Oh my god. Give it a crack. A little dusty ru Sheila. I go on and on. Yeah. Well, I met Amanda had a wedding in Italy last year and we were up. God, that was late. We stayed up. That was a great time, wasn't it, Amanda? And Wes is like, "What? What? Why is it so awkward now? Did you guys go to like an orgy or something?" Bailey's like, "Sounded like it." So, Amanda says, "Ben and I met at my best friend's wedding in in Italy while we were skinny dipping." And how do I explain this? We ended up, me, the bride, and Ben, skinny dipping in the pool while Kyle was blasting a speaker, walking around outside the pool, and we really got to know each other at that point, fully nude.

1:13:14 Was the groom not in the pool either? We The bride was skinny dipping without the groom.

1:13:18 That's Italy. So, um, I think it's so funny that Kyle's just like not in the pool. He's just walking around with a boom box.

1:13:25 I'm still DJing. Still DJing. I'm DJing. I'm DJing. Setting the tone, man. Wow. So, you've seen Amanda's boobs? I've never even seen Amanda's boobs. Yes, that European water. And we see Kyle just getting perturbed. So, then uh Sierra and Carl are knocking on Sierra's door while she's lotioning her legs. I've not seen this much suntan lotion being put onto a leg. It looked like she was icing a cake.

1:13:52 Yeah. It kind of was like, "Oh, whoa. Is that lotion? I thought you were putting whipped cream on yourself, which is delicious." She's like, "No, it just looks like it. It's just sunscreen." Um, so how's going out last night? I'm already bored with you, Carl. Oh, it was so fun. Was in the mix. It was like just really good to get the new kids out. Like I was like, I dropped them off and I was like, "When you need me, I'll be in the car." So I just hung out in the station wagon the whole time. Then they came back and I drove them home. We went to McDonald's, got some got some milkshakes and then I tucked them into bed and it was just a great night. It was great. Love those meals.

1:14:23 Oh yeah. Spent a lot of time in the parking lot. I did however get people to sign up um to promise to buy Girl Scout cookies when it's that season again. So it was pretty it was pretty productive. It was pretty productive.

1:14:34 It was really in the mix. Um so she's like, "Okay, well I'm going to be I'm going to make an honest effort to go out more this summer. Like I'm just like try to do it." Whoa, really? You seem like you're in good spirits. Like things are good, right? So you're still single, right? Because I'm single and I don't know if you heard, but I'm hashtag in the mix. Oh, just throwing my hat in the ring. Softly, of course.

1:14:57 Yeah, I'm still single, too. Wow. Sierra, one of these days, actually, in another world, you and I would be together, and it would be perfect. It would be amazing. It' be soft. It would be soft. She's like, "Uh-huh. Yeah, it's not going to happen." So, are you dating anyone, Carl? He's like, "Oh, not officially. No, I'm just uh you know, I'm I'm like prior I'm not like prioritizing meeting someone. I mean, I just changed my hinge um to show me like throwing a a ball out at the Pirates game. Uh, so just waiting for that to really seed itself. Um, yeah,

1:15:26 I did know. Mhm. Mhm. I did hear from Lil. Uh, she's been taking magic lessons and, uh, she learned how to pull in quarter out from behind someone's ear. So, really excited for her, but I just think I want to just like move forward with someone new. So, I don't know. Excited. And Sierra,

1:15:42 yeah, I don't want to be like 90 and have kids. She goes, "Yeah, gross. You don't want to be like old picking up your kids. That's gross." Like a grandpa. He's like, "Yeah, I'm already kind of a grandpa, I guess." Why aren't you laughing? That was a joke. She's like, "Oh, well, I mean, in this house you are, but like I mean, at least Kyle's older." Oh, yeah. I mean, I know. Well, it's like funny. Like, I don't I don't see Kyle that much. Like, if I do, if I like don't go to a show, it's like hard to see him. It's just like miss spending I don't know like more quality time with him, you know? Like I kind of feel like Kyle's just like not dare say in the mix. I don't know.

1:16:16 So, he still loves Kyle but never sees him and he's not getting the emotional needs filled that he needs in this relationship. And Sar's like, "Well, yeah." Like, this DJ thing thing is like ridiculous. Like, now you're staying up all night with random [ __ ] people. He's like, "Yeah." It's like it makes me nervous for him and Amanda like four months ago like he was DJing on a Thursday night at Penn State. I'm like, "You're going to Penn State on a Thursday night?" She goes, "The college? Wow. Wow. What's the logic there?" He's like, "Yeah, it just it just seemed a little off."

1:16:47 This kind of his other life that he's been leading is just like the last 12 months, which is like DJing and like hosting these parties like just isn't aligned with what like should be going on in his life, okay? Which is like really committing to his wife and like getting back into like good foundation in this relationship and like planning for a future in the relationship and like I don't know like coming and supporting soft bar. That would be nice too. If you could do that that'd be great. You know, whatever. So Sierra's like, "Kyle, does Kyle think that there's just like anything wrong with what he's doing?" And Carl's like, "I think he knows that things need to be addressed, but I don't know. We just want you to be happy." And he basically is like, "We just can see them living parallel realities, and it's like not going in the right direction."

1:17:28 Yeah. So then, uh, everybody's getting ready for this party, and, uh, we're going to [ __ ] [ __ ] up. We've got corn dogs, the kissing booth. I mean, come on, guys. So, they're helping to decorate and there's going to be a petting a petting yard or whatever you call that. What do you call it?

1:17:45 Zoo. A petting zoo. Yeah. They're going to do that. And Kyle's untangling cords. He's like, "Yeah, you know what? I got to figure out what these 50,000 cords do. I'm a DJ." So, you know, like, and Manda's like, "Whatever, Kyle." It's like, "Yeah." Amanda's like, "I wasn't even thinking about you anyway being out here. I don't care if you're out here. Have fun with your chords, Kyle." That's all she says to me. Damn it, Amanda. So, they're all setting up and everything and it's just, you know, people are like getting ready and this is where KJ, Wes and KJ are at the ladder and Wes is like, "Hey, how you feeling after night one?" And KJ's like, "I'm good. This morning was just like kind of an adjustment like just getting a bit anxious, you know, and no one knew. I was just kind of chilled out."

1:18:33 So, he tells us he's had anxiety since he was 14. And he goes, Wes is like, "Do you like when people check in on those situations?" Like, "Yeah, man. I really appreciate it." It's like, "Okay, well, that's what we're doing right now. This counts as my check-in." So KJ tells us, I think that's why skdding's been so good for me. At least I'm least anxious when I'm doing extreme maneuvers. It's the daredevil or or if I don't do the if I don't not a daredevil, I just shut down. As as an adult right now, that's how I handle anxiety.

1:19:01 I'm either rolling or I'm fetal. And that's anxiety. So then we go to Sierra and Amanda and Ben and oh and Ben. Sorry, just it's always the same. So Sierra and Amanda and Ben are in the kitchen talking and we find out that Ben was on the Bachelor. He's like, "Please don't watch it." It was so embar I mean when I walk in, there's girls here. There's girls there. And they're like, "Do you want to get married? What are your feelings? Are we in a relationship?" I'm like, "What the [ __ ] This isn't for me." Right? They brought me here cuz I've got a full head of hair. I can't take this. Shaved it off. Ran the [ __ ] out of there.

1:19:34 So now he's gone from that experience at this house where people are like, "So what's the deal? Are you married? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? You want kids? What?" They're basically asking the same questions in Summerhouse like, "But at least I don't have to choose anyone." So he's just like embarrassed about being on the uh bachelor's hardcore though. Oh my gosh, that one really is like you're like, "Hi, how are you?" "Well, my mom died when I was three. I was really vulnerable right now, so like we're dating, right?" Whoa.

1:20:01 Whoa. What? Cut to it's like he's good thing he missed last night's dinner. My boyfriend broke up with me over sweet greed. Um

1:20:10 yeah. So the animals are coming in. There's a donkey. Sierra's very happy. And Kyle's like, "Amanda, here I was thinking you forgot how to pet Cox. Take note." And Amanda's like, "Okay, who wants to sleep in the bed with me tonight?"

1:20:26 Kyle. Oh. So now people come over. We get another 20 minutes of hellos while the donkeys come and Daffy the donkey, winner of the episode, just uh making his rounds. And uh Carl, we see Carl flirting. He's like, "Oh yeah. Hey, what'd you guys do today? I had a pretty good day. I was in the mix. Uh basically ran eight miles today." Yeah. So what you guys I'm at a party. Okay. I hear about your [ __ ] eight miles. Are

1:20:56 you Eminem? Quiet. Yeah. An Eminem. You got to lose yourself if you moment. Yeah. So, Bailey um Carl I Levi and Bailey are playing like the hammer slam game. You know where you take the mallet and they can barely get the thing to go up like two feet. So Carl's like, "Hold on, girls. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Well, now that I'm in the mix, let me just show you how hard I can hit this." And so he like whales that hammer down on the thing and the and the the the disc goes flying up and it hits the bell and it gets lodged in the bell and like oh my god Carl. Whoa.

1:21:33 I don't know my own strength. Oh yeah. He's back. He's back guys. Yeah. So now Sierra and Jesse are talking. Sorry. What did you say?

1:21:43 With great power comes great responsibility. I have a responsibility to find someone to help fix this. Sorry everyone. Oh, let me go to step stool. And now we go to Sierra and Jesse and um they're talking about the party and she's like I mean the party the party's great and like the animals are amazing. Like I secretly think that like Wes got these animals as some sort of like um apology to me. He's like, "Yeah, he literally said that to me last night." So he did do that. She's like, "Are you [ __ ] with joking with me?" He's like, "Yeah." Well, intentional or not, it's a great piece offering. He's like, "Yeah, it's a great It's a [ __ ] new summer, man. When you're in a house with a musician, a donkey, some models. Let's have fun, man." She's like, "Yeah."

1:22:27 She's like, "Yeah, I [ __ ] with Daffy." So, yeah. So, now uh Kyle's talking to some friends. And uh they're like, "So, how's your summer going? You've been DJing a lot, right?" Kyle's like, "Yeah, I mean, it's a good outlet for stress cuz the manager doesn't even listen to me." And like, "We're so opposite. She never even makes an effort. I hate talking about Amanda.

1:22:49 My gosh, I know. It's like, okay, Ben and Amanda are uh throwing footballs. They're doing like a carnival game, like throwing footballs to try to get through a hole. And they're being very flirty, etc. And Bailey joins, and she's like, "Um, have you guys ever been a share house before? And do you know if Sweet Green is available via delivery here because I need to start replacing it with good memories?" And Ben's like, "Well, also I've stayed in like a hostel with like 400,000 people in bunk beds, so like a sharehead for me is just like no, no problem." Like, what are you talking about?

1:23:21 Someone try to flex that. Like, okay, you traveled in hostels and backpacked. So, a man

1:23:26 flex to say he stayed in a lot of hostels while we're really setting the bar low on on somewhere else.

1:23:32 Well, he's trying to do the thing of like, "Yeah, I've traveled the world, man." You know? So, Amanda's like, "Okay, and you're single." empty appetite. Funny is like like funny is the most important thing to me because like we're going to get like ugly and we're going to get old and if you're not funny, I'm going to get so bored. So, um if it's really important for you to be funny, you know, Amanda's like um I wasn't asking on your behalf, Bailey, if he's single. I'm not setting you two together.

1:23:56 Yeah. Well, I I don't I look at the eyes. Eyes don't get old. They do get old. as I'm like putting uh drops in mine to see better, hoping that I can see a little bit better.

1:24:09 Have you seen pictures of Scott Glenn recently? Um, have you seen Michael Darby? Um, so Matt's like, "Oh my god, speaking of eyes, you guys have the same colors of eyes." And Ba's like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Can he stop staring at me with those crystal blue Australian eyes?" I'm just like, "Whoa, oh god, keep talking in your Australian accent. Just say whatever you want. I don't care. Just say it. God, your eyes. Say it with your eyes. Oh my god. Oh my god.

1:24:37 Oh my god. There's a great white shark in your eyes. How'd that happen? She's Australian. It's what we do.

1:24:42 So now Bailey goes over to Levi and she's like, "Oh my god, I was having a conversation with Australian Matthew McConnA over there. God, I can never talk to him again. I'm physically in love. Like, oh my god, look at that man. Look at him." So Kyle does a keg stand that goes on for over 30 seconds and Sierra and Amanda are talking and Sierra's like, "It's kind of weird. Our first party without Pedro Lindsay." Yeah. KJ was making eggs and I was like, "Oh, there's bacon in the fridge." And he was like, "I don't know how to make bacon." And Sierra goes, "Lindsay knows how to make bacon." Like, you know who else knows how to make bacon? YouTube. It's really not that hard to figure out. It's like, put it in a pan and let it go.

1:25:20 Yeah. Um, so now they FaceTime Lindsay and Gemma and they're like, "We miss you. You know how to make bacon." Like, "Oh my god, I miss you guys so much. Like, what's the go?" S's like, "Um, the new guys." Well, you would dominate. You would dominate. Like, oh my god, I want to come out. I'll sleep and cuddle with whoever. It's like been a while. I'm like so desperate. Me and you can sleep together and we can make Kyle sleep somewhere else. Cut to Kyle still doing a keg stand. Well, Kyle's like, "I'm in trouble for partying too much. I'm going to do a 20minute gag stand."

1:25:57 And then Lindsay shows that there's like she's like, "Look at this broken fan." Like Gemma just broke it. She's like so strong. Like I can't believe she broke my fan. Like

1:26:06 she must have gotten that from her almost father because I just uh broke the ding bell. Just broke it. Tell wow such parallels happening here. Wow. Savannah's like, "Wow, she seems so happy. It's crazy. Like, that baby changed her life." "Wow, Lindsay." And Sierra's like, "Do you want to have babies?" Like, eventually once I find the right guy, but like I feel like the last 5 years I've like lost myself and I just really feel like, you know, feel feeling I'm finally feeling good and I just don't want to embrace it for I mean, I do want to embrace feeling good for a little bit. I just don't want to embrace a baby with Kyle ever.

1:26:46 So, no. So Carl checks in with Kyle and he's like, "Yeah, thanks for thanks for asking. I'm not well, bitch." Well, hey, you know, a lot of truth is said and just uh you know, Amanda seems to be good overall. I mean, she's nice to us. Like she's happier. She just seems solid. You know what I mean? But you know, like in this past few months, it seems like you guys are like drifting. That's not good. And I feel responsibility to help because uh I officiated your wedding, by the way. You're welcome for that. You're welcome.

1:27:15 Are you happy? He's like, "Oh, I'm happy you're showing people a good time." I'm like pressing play.

1:27:22 I just sort of feel like, you know, as someone who spent $20 to get officiated, uh, to get a an officient license online, I just felt like it's my obligation to put that $20 to good use. So, I just want to make sure you guys stay together for the rest of your lives. Okay. Well, where I'm happy is showing people a good time and like pressing play. Like, oh my god, that's the best. Pressing play. So, yo, because you're getting attention, right? Therapist Carl's here. Don't worry, I can help.

1:27:48 Oh my god, he's talking to Carl. Do you think he's bitching about me? 110%. You've done nothing but [ __ ] about him. Of course he's over there bitching about you. Yeah, I'm not even happy enough that you guys are getting divorced. You need to divorce like today at this county fair. I want Daffy to be the judge in your divorce proceedings. Just do it. Do it now. You're killing me. Please. Please do it. Um but so Sierra's like, "Well, here's the thing. Obviously, like I don't have the best relationship with my dad, but I asked my mom like with this when she was dating.

1:28:16 I was like, did you ever think about how this person would be as a father? And she was like, well, I assume that everyone would be like my dad was present and around. And I like can't imagine how you feel because he's like somewhere every other night. I guess what I'm trying to say is like he's already absent before the kid is here. So, dot dot dot. I'll let you finish the thought for me, Amanda.

1:28:38 Yeah. So, she goes on about he's always out. he's always drinking and then the whole internet's rooting for their divorce. And she's like, "Yeah, the whole internet's like, "Leave him. Leave him." And then it's all I hear all the time. And then when somebody tells you to do something so many times, you know, finally you start to believe it. And I'm like at a point now where I don't even know like is it my thoughts or is it the internet's thoughts? I was shamwowing the other day and really thinking deeply on this. Couldn't figure it out.

1:29:09 She was like, I She's like, I don't know. So, I was just thinking about it, but I spun a wheel and I got $100 off a $300 purchase. And so, I played again and I bought a few pairs of jogging pants I didn't really need and really tried to contemplate it. I went to McDonald's and I ordered a cheeseburger and I thought, I can has cheeseburger. But was I thinking that or was that the internet?

1:29:40 Is Tom single? It's like early early internet. Super early internet. Damn it. I mean, I was thinking

1:29:53 I was I was thumping grapes and I fell over and I was goingh. But was I saying that or was the internet saying that? She's like, "Yeah, so you know, it's like I'm just not sure if I'm just listening to the internet." She, "Why are you elbow dancing? I'm sorry. I learned this." She's like doing a Tik Tok dance.

1:30:14 She's like, "And I was trying to tell Kyle this over FaceTime, but then two little baby girls came walking in behind me and I was like, "Is this happening or is this just an internet moment?" So

1:30:27 So Carl's like, "Oh, do you think she's happy?" No. Why would you even need to ask that? We know everybody within a five mile radius knows Amanda is not happy. I was like, I don't know what's going to make her happy. I don't know if I can do it. I mean, when I actually say it out loud, it becomes more real. And that scares me. That scares me. So scary.

1:30:49 Um, so now party time. Lots of stuff is happening. KJ does a cannonball. Look, that's KJ getting wild, everyone. He put his hat backwards. And then um Jesse and Wes are sitting down and Wes is like, "Can I get a vibe check?" And Jesse's like, "I'm loving Sierra's energy." Ah, just not just for YouTube, but like she also seems to be so happy and chill. It's like, "Yeah, like when I the animals got here." I went upstairs. I was like, "Can I be a bed bug now? Cuz I got you animals." Yeah. She was really excited about that.

1:31:20 Yeah. And um he said, "Yeah, she thinks that you did it to make peace with her." And he's like, "Wow, she said that to you. Wow. It makes me feel like I'm home again. So, he says that he's learned to not expect too much, but he's not going to let it crush him this year if Sierra hates him still. Um, and that's his plan for the year. And so, they're talking about the new girls and they really like her. And he goes, "Yeah, that Levi girl is really fun." He's like, "Yeah, she's funny. Like, she's wearing a corn hat and she's lying down and letting goats eat from her [ __ ] body, bro. I mean, that's that's incredible." And then we see it happening.

1:31:52 Yeah. I like that for Levi. I love her. I love that that she's like, I would rather have this goat like walk all over my body than talk to any of the douchebags in this house.

1:32:01 I wonder what Carl's talking about. Hell, guess what? I'm running a marathon. Yeah, I've been training. I run 8 miles today.

1:32:09 Yeah, pretty much. That's what I did. Yeah. Hey, I'm running to pie people in the face. And by pie people, I mean run a little bit longer than they're going to run today cuz I'm running for a marathon. A It's a marathon pie. That's what they do. They start pinging each other. Everybody gets pies in the faces and they jump in the pool and Amanda's wearing this like nude colored bra. And so everyone's cheering for Amanda when she jumps in the pool. They're like, "Your boobs are amazing." And then uh the party's over, but Amanda's coming out. She's like, "Can I get a towel?" And Ben, the hottie Ben brings her one. And Kyle's like, "Oh, Amanda, you went naked. You went naked in the pool, Amanda." She like, "Well, we were all in the bowling gathering, Kyle. I wasn't naked. Kyle, you were the first one to pull your dick out publicly every single year. Really?

1:32:56 Every year. And a dick is a dick is weirder to pull out than a boob. We all eat from boobs as babies. Well, most of us.

1:33:04 We've seen Kyle's ass so many times on this show. And then Amanda's But but on top of that, by the way, Amanda was clothed anyway. He's like, "It's absurd." She's like, she's like, "Why are you mad?" She's like, "That just that would have been fun if you like told me you were going to get in the get skinny dipping." It's like, wait, when Amanda now has to run it by you that she's gonna go skinny dipping. No, no, no. When you've been absent this entire like the entire past six months. No. No.

1:33:32 And Kyle's been pulling off his clothes and running around naked on this show for years, a decade. a but we know why he's really mad which is that she was in his mind skinny dipping again with Ben who's this hot eligible man who's like more than willing to take Amanda off of his hands and he's seeing it happen right in front of his face and he's like oh [ __ ]

1:33:54 yep so Amanda's like we were all in the pool together Kyle and he's like and Jesse is just like Kyle you can get naked too he's like no Jesse you're the worst mediator I've ever met in my life we were in the pool. No, you were the only one who's topless. She's like, but I'm not topless. Ly, I've got a bra on. He's [ __ ] believable, Amanda. Topless, Amanda. Oh,

1:34:19 yikes. Well, this is going down in flames. Um, but at least we know that there's an end because one thing that makes me crazy on this show is the endless Kyle and Amanda

1:34:29 fighting and back and forth. It's endless. and finally in year 10. But of course then they're probably all off the show this year because they're going to the city, their new show. So it's been 10 solid years of these two fighting. So Jesus, shut up. Just shut up.

1:34:46 So at least we know there's an end in sight. Bless those kids. It feels great that we don't have to like rev up our usual thing, which is to say, why don't you leave? Like one of you guys leave. Like Amanda, leave him already. or Kyle, go pursue your dreams with with someone who is going to be more interested in that kind of lifestyle. And it's great cuz we don't have to do that. We can just say, "Ah, it's all happening. We're in the final we're in the final stretch here, guys."

1:35:14 Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, don't forget to go vote for round one of the Golden Krappies open today and grab your tickets at watchcrapins.com. Also live streaming tickets available for February 27th. We'll talk to you next time.

1:35:30 Bye bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Summer House S10E1: Beat Unmatching"?

Ronnie Karam (Host), Ben Mandelker (Host), Kyle Cook (Guest), Amanda Batula (Guest), Sierra Jackson (Guest), Carl Radke (Guest), Jesse Solomon (Guest), KJ (Guest).

What is "Summer House S10E1: Beat Unmatching" about?

The discussion centers around the premiere of Season 10 of "Summer House," highlighting community engagement through the Golden Crappy Awards voting process and upcoming live events. Key points include a recap of awards categories, the excitement of nominations, and a call-to-action for audience participation in the voting and events.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

55 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Amazon Amanda, Kyle Cook, Sweet Green, Sierra, Ronnie, Lover Boy. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Summer House S10E1: Beat Unmatching"?

The episode runs 1 h 36 min; the transcript is about 19,670 words in 263 timestamped sections.

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