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Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons", an episode of Watch What Crappens published January 14, 2026 (1 h 48 min, about 22,020 words). It mentions 36 people, works and ideas, including Vanderpump Rules, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Carum, Angelica, David Oscar Marcus.

What this episode is about

In this recap of Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05, the hosts dive into the latest drama and developments within the show's cast, while also announcing the pre-sale for the upcoming Golden Krappies event in Los Angeles, highlighting its excitement and engagement with their audience. Additionally, they encourage listeners to contribute memories from the past year to help shape the event's content.

Key takeaways

  • Patreon: the VIP lounge of podcasting—grab early access and bonus content, because who wants to wait?
  • Vanderpump Rules 2.0: Not a clone, but a fresh twist—like trying avocado toast instead of plain toast!
  • Live shows: where awkward encounters with reality stars turn into comedic gold. Bring your best 'I love your energy'!
  • DJ dreams: just because you’ve seen it on TikTok doesn’t mean you can spin. Where’s the DJ diploma?
  • Engaged viewers = invested drama. If Angelica's love life makes you yell at the TV, consider yourself hooked!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Vanderpump Rules, Lisa Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules, Ben Mandelker
  2. – 20:00: Angelica, Vanderpump Rules, Andy Kim, Orange County
  3. – 30:00: Only Fans, David Oscar Marcus, Ronnie Carum, Venus
  4. – 40:00: Only Fans, Lisa Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules, David Oscar Marcus
  5. – 50:00: Angelica, David Oscar Marcus, Orange County, Chris McKenna
  6. – 1:00:00: David Oscar Marcus, Angelica, Andy Kim, Chris McKenna
  7. – 1:10:00: Angelica, David Oscar Marcus, Vanderpump Rules, Only Fans
  8. – 1:20:00: Only Fans, Cameron Mannheim, Vanderpump Rules, Lisa Vanderpump
  9. – 1:30:00: Only Fans, Instagram, Arowan, Bristol Farms
  10. – 1:40:00: Angelica, Only Fans, Karina
  11. – 1:48:12: Angelica, David Oscar Marcus, Golden Crappies, Instagram

Notable quotes from "Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons"

  • Very exciting day today here over in the worlds of crappins because the pre-sale has begun for the Golden Krappies which are being held on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. The.
    about Ben Mandelker · at
  • Thanks to everybody for your support over there and now let's get to Vanderples. Okay, so Vanderpump Rules.
    about Vanderpump Rules · at
  • Things did happen on this show that need to be discussed. First of all, Venus wrapped.
    about Venus · at
  • I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sir is like doing a set at Coachella. they're just Oh my god, I'm doing Sir on Tuesday. This was something that James.
    about Ronnie Carum · at
  • Yeah, they sure are though. They're very excited. So, that's Marcus's big thing, you know. and Venus, is a rapper, we find out, because he's hanging out with his friends. And, Natalie's Oh my god, I want to.
    about David Oscar Marcus · at
  • Yeah. And then Angelica tries to come up and, calm it and she's Maybe you going to talk about it later.
    about Angelica · at
  • What do you mean? And she's Oh, I don't know. Like jigalore, somebody works with his body or somebody was making a comment that he was on only fan. I have no idea. I don't even…
    about Only Fans · at
  • Well, I feel like afraid to trust you right now, because you wrote a really mean text after we wrote you a mean text first, but we act like you're the one who started it. And like I just.
    about Andy Kim · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Ben Mandelker — Person · Host · 2 mentions · first at
    Co-host of Watch What Crappens; leads the recap, announcements, and commentary.
  • Ronnie Carum — Person · Co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    Co-host who riffs with Ben, adds opinions on cast behavior, DJing, and OnlyFans discussion.
  • Angelica — Person · Referenced cast member (Vanderpump Rules) · 32 mentions · first at
    Central to Jason storyline and girls-trip incident; revealed as a high-level taekwondo athlete (2nd-degree black belt, national team).
  • David Oscar Marcus — Person · Referenced cast member (Vanderpump Rules) · 23 mentions · first at
    Involved in breakup with Venus, relationship with Kim, and a DJ storyline (learning from McKenna).
  • Venus — Person · Referenced cast member (Vanderpump Rules) · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed for rapping, breakup with Marcus, and friendship conflict with Kim/Marcus over gossip and loyalty.
  • Andy Kim — Person · Referenced cast member (Vanderpump Rules) · 3 mentions · first at
    Major conflict driver: girls trip tension with Natalie; friendship rupture/repair with Venus; coupled with Marcus.
  • GMO — Person · Referenced cast/manager figure · 3 mentions · first at
    Involved in meetings with Lisa/Natalie; has a movie premiere party; compared to George Clooney.
    Lisa comes in and has a meeting with Natalie and GMO. So she's she wants a progress report on Chris and G's Oh, at the beginning he was kind of lost, but now I think he's great.
  • Chris McKenna — Person · Referenced cast member / DJ mentor · 4 mentions · first at
    Trains Marcus at the DJ booth and is positioned as the actual DJ professional.
    So now we see Marcus at the DJ booth training and McKenna's Oh god, all right. Here we go. Another [ __ ] boy.
  • Lisa Vanderpump — Person · Referenced figure (by surname) · 12 mentions · first at
    Mentioned indirectly as part of the Vanderpump Rules framing; Lisa is the active referenced Vanderpump figure.
    It's not really trying to even compete with the other show. It still has Lisa and obviously the restaurant, but it's not at all like the other Vanderpump rules. It's kind of…
  • DJ Stage — Person · Joke/reference · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a humorous example of a DJ name while mocking DJing credibility.
    DJ Stage. That's just his name. DJ St.
  • Karina — Person · 4 mentions · first at
    And then he gets a text and it says here and she goes, Oh, a text from someone named Karina. Huh? And he goes, Oh, that's my [ __ ] sister.
  • Cameron Mannheim — Person · 3 mentions · first at
    New Tangled movie casts Tegan Croft and Milo Mannheim. you got beat out by a Manheim. Cameron Mannheim is somewhere right now Haha, suck it. Vanderpump rules, loser. Enjoy blowing your cousin for the next decade.

Books & papers

  • Vanderpump Rules — Book · 11 mentions · first at
    It's going great. We are here today to talk about some Vanderpump rules, the latest episode and do a little catch up on what we missed over the break.
  • Southern Hospitality — Book · 1 mention · first at
    This has the same energy as Southern Hospitality season 1. And that show is really good, too. I'm actually wrapped up in the dramas of the show. when I saw in when I saw in the previews for this week's.
  • Brothers Grim — Book · 1 mention · first at
    According to Google AI, it says in the classic Brothers Grim version, the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness where she has twins and her prince blinded by thorns after jumping from the.
  • Gray Gardens — Book · 1 mention · first at
    Really? And producer is What does cat food taste like? And have you seen Gray Gardens? And he's tastes like canned tuna, like the one you get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol Farms? Not the one you get at Arowan.

Companies & orgs

  • Only Fans — Company · Referenced platform / running joke · 24 mentions · first at
    Ben and Ronnie joke about being creators; storyline about a cast member's alleged OnlyFans and what counts as sex work.
  • Google AI — Company · 2 mentions · first at
    According to Google AI, it says in the classic Brothers Grim version, the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness where she has twins and her prince.
  • Bristol Farms — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Tastes like canned tuna, like the one you get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol Farms? Not the one you get at Arowan.
  • Arowan — Company · 1 mention · first at
    You get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol Farms? Not the one you get at Arowan.

Products & tech

  • Ray-B bands — Product · Running gag / prop · 4 mentions · first at
    Used to mock Marcus’s DJ persona; repeated joke about sunglasses as a substitute for skill.
    And McKenna's are those shades you're wearing tonight, Marcus?
  • Volkswagen Jetta — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Here, like it was bad. We were living in our [ __ ] cars. And Chris is Yeah, dude. My Volkswagen Jetta. Oh god, right there. Just get the nuts a little. All our clothes were in…

Concepts & topics

  • DJing — Concept · Recurring concept / comedic target · 2 mentions · first at
    A major comedic thread: Marcus wanting to DJ, the perceived prestige of DJing at SUR, and comparisons to Coachella.
    I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sir is like doing a set at Coachella. they're just Oh my god, I'm doing Sir on Tuesday. This was something that James.
  • South Beach Food and Wine Festival — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah, we'll do it at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival.
  • Shakespeare — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Photographer slashmanager leaves and J and then Jason goes, Okay, well, I got to study Shakespeare because I got my scene tomorrow. I was Oh, so amazing.

Places & events

  • Golden Crappies — Event · Host-announced event · 3 mentions · first at
    Major community/live show announcement with presale details and date/location information.
    Worlds of crappins because the pre-sale has begun for the Golden Krappies which are being held on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. The pre-sale is happening…
  • Orange County — Place · Trip location / plot device · 5 mentions · first at
    Site of the girls trip where Natalie spirals and conflict escalates; also referenced as a long drive Angelica makes.
    Orange County. Why is that a thing they're trying to make the audience believe is a thing? Nobody gets a party bus to go to Orange County. What the [ __ ] are you doing in Irvine? Tell me.
  • Barney's beanery — Place · Referenced hangout location · 1 mention · first at
    Where Jason allegedly flirted with another woman in front of Angelica, triggering conflict.
    That after the pool top fun and flirtation, they all went to Barney's beanery. And when they got there, Jason ran into this girl that he used to hook up with. And so he wound…
  • Gloss Nail Spa — Place · Scene location · 1 mention · first at
    Where Natalie and Angelica meet and talk; Ben adds personal endorsement and location detail (Silver Lake).
    Little wicker basket going to like a farmers market and being Mommy would like these carrots. So, then we go over to Gloss Nail Spa, which I felt so honored. I love Gloss Nail…
  • Coachella — Event · Prestige comparison · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced to mock the inflated importance of DJing at SUR as if it were a major festival set.
    I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sir is like doing a set at Coachella. they're just Oh my god, I'm doing Sir on Tuesday. This was something that James Kennedy would always act I'm I'm.
  • Saddle Ranch — Place · Comparison reference · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a more believable LA destination for bull-riding than Orange County.
    I'm sorry. They're if they're going to go bull riding, they're going to Saddle Ranch. We all know it. So, but they decide 2 hours. Let's drive two hours in a party van with people we hate to like.

Media & podcasts

  • Vanderpump Rules — Media · Core topic · 11 mentions · first at
    Ben and Ronnie recap and critique the latest episode(s), focusing on cast drama, DJing, and relationship conflicts.
  • Instagram — Media · Social platform referenced · 6 mentions · first at
    Used for show/community updates and within the recap as a plot point (Jason unfollowing Angelica).
    Jason then went and in response he unfollowed her on Instagram which what the [ __ ] And I als I feel betrayed because you love little eyebrows so much and I felt like this.
  • Twitter — Media · Social platform referenced · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned for community updates and as a place to find OnlyFans previews/teasers.
    Or Okay. Well, I did. That's So, this is what I did. This was my journey. So, I went to the Twitter. That's where I first found him. And obviously hot, a little too waxed and worked out for me. I'll say like too much. It's too.
  • Selling Sunset — Media · Comparison reference · 2 mentions · first at
    Used to joke that Venus’s rap would work as interstitial music for Selling Sunset scenes.
    Maybe not. But like would I maybe submit this for like the next season of Selling Sunset?
  • Southern Hospitality — Media · Comparison reference · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a benchmark for the new show’s energy and early-season vibe.
    This has the same energy as Southern Hospitality season 1. And that show is really good, too. I'm actually wrapped up in the dramas of the show. when I saw in when I saw in the.

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Crappins. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is my fellow Only Fans creator. It's Ronnie Carum. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

Well, hello. How's it going, baby? It's going great. We we are here today to talk about some Vanderpump rules, the latest episode um and do a little catch up on what we missed over the break. Very exciting day today here over in the worlds of crappins because the pre-sale has begun for the Golden Krappies which are being held on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. The pre-sale is happening now on Patreon, started at 10:00 a.m. Pacific and going until 1000 p.m. Pacific and then tomorrow, January 9th at 10:00 a.m.

Pacific, the tickets go on sale for everyone. This is going to be an amazing show. If anyone came to our show last year, you know, you know all about it. So, that is happening tomorrow. We're really, really excited. There will be live streaming, but those details are not sorted just yet. So, for right now, uh, for people wondering about that, that will be coming. But, of course, the best experience is coming and seeing it in person here in LA. So, we're hoping to have some great guests and great fun and singing and laughter and joy and hugs and shadiness and all the great stuff. Also, we will be building out our ballot very soon. Um, so in the meantime, keep an eye out on our social media because we're going to be asking you all for help remembering everything that happened over the past calendar year because it's a lot of stuff. And I've been doing my best to write down notes on things as they happen and

remember who broke up and who left what shows and who got into fight with what. But sometimes we get so wrapped up in it, it's just like easy to forget that things happened. So we will be soliciting your help on social media very soon. Keep an eye eye on it. Watch what crap happens on Instagram and what crap happens on Twitter.

Yes, the new community event also adree is now live. Adree on crapins is now live for ad free. We are now with acast. Um you get ad free through our Patreon. So go to Patreon. You'll see it right at the top there. It's another podcast feed uh next to the bonus feed. So you once you're signed up for that, you can have your ad free arrive right in your podcast app. just click put it in my app and it'll ask you what app you like to use and it'll go right into your favorite podcast app. So, thank you so much uh for everybody on Patreon.

Patreon is also where you get our bonus episodes and videos which we do every day and those are released uh same day on YouTube, I mean same day on Patreon and then a week later on YouTube. So, thanks to everybody for your support over there and now let's get to Vanderples. Okay, so Vanderpump Rules. Wow. I'm still enjoying the show. I think it's very cute. It's not like the other show. I mean, people I like that it's not really trying to even compete with the other show. It still has Lisa and obviously the restaurant, but it's not at all like the other Vanderpump rules. It's kind of like its new thing, and I'm okay with that. I think it's cute and funny. What do you think? I I feel like um I feel like it's great. I think this show has just it just picked up and just started going and I just feel like I've been with these people for a while now. I'm not spending my time saying, "Oh god, she's trying to be

like Stacey. Oh, he's trying to be like Jax. Oh, they're trying to recapture the magic." To me, it just feels like a whole new thing and it's a and it's a fun new thing. You know, I'm into it. Like, this has the same energy as Southern Hospitality season 1. And that show is really good, too. Like, I'm actually wrapped up in the dramas of the show. when I saw in um when I saw in the in the in the previews for this week's episode um that oh Angelica like that that what's his face Jason stood up Angelica yet again I was like I can't believe it and I was like whoa I can't believe I literally just spoke to my TV like that. So I'm like I'm obviously like invested. I think it's I think it's really entertaining and I I think like I'm I'm really curious to know how the how the broader community is feeling about it.

Well, you're going to have to ask the broaders. So, um, we missed an episode because we were on break. We are not going to recap that whole episode. I know it's a travesty, but you know what? There's 10 episodes this week. There's only so much we can do,

but we do have to at least talk about it and go through it a little bit because things did happen on this show that need to be discussed. First of all,

Venus wrapped. Venus wrapped. I almost forgot. Ronnie reminded me before recording

right when we said this isn't really trying to be the other Vanderpump rules. We do have somebody rapping and we do have somebody who's going to be a DJ now who I don't know. I don't want to say doesn't deserve it because I don't know. I mean, look, I've played around with DJ software, you know, that's my hobby, like playing around with, you know, music and um musical toys. So, you know, I have my little DJ thing over here that I play around with. I don't think it's that easy necessarily, but still like people who are good DJs work really hard to do that. So you see somebody who's like, "Well, I'm going to DJ now." And then he puts on some Ray-B bands and he's like, "See, I'm like I have Ray-B bands on and I'm like lifting my hands a lot. I don't respect you, sir. You know, you haven't you haven't earned this.

Where's your DJ school? Where's your Where's your diploma? Where's your Kyle Cook tour poster?" I think what's so funny to me is

Who have you sted with? Who have you DJ stoed with? DJ Stage. That's just his name. DJ St. DJ St. I just think it's so funny how they act like DJing at Sir is like doing a set at Coachella. I mean, they're just like, "Oh my god, I'm doing Sir doing Sir on Tuesday." This was something that James Kennedy would always act like, "I'm I'm actually performing at Sir on Tuesday. I got a gig at Sir." I'm like, there's nothing about sir that makes me say, "Oh, I can't wait to go to sir to hear their DJ and dance below the crystal chandeliers and the strange like Asian art antiquities." You know, it's like it doesn't like

I'm just Where else are you going to DJ that's full of floor dee and iron gates?

Tell me. Tell me. Would you like to sit on a step stool? Then great. Do it at sir and listen to great DJs. Like if you said Tao, like per like DJing at Tao, I'll be like, "Okay, that's cool. It's like a famous nightclub. It's like a thing." But like I don't It's like being able to DJ in the presence of Natalie. I don't I just just I don't know why they get so excited.

Yeah, they sure are though. They're very excited. So, uh that's Marcus's big thing, you know. Um, and Venus, um, is a rapper, we find out, because he's hanging out with his friends. And, um, Natalie's like, "Oh my god, I want to hear you rapping. That would make us all feel better." Cuz Venus is still upset over fighting with boring face.

Kim and Yeah. Kim and Marcus. Boring face, crinkly hair, and Marcus. So, he's still really upset. And she's like, "You know what would make you feel better? To do your rapping, like rap for us." So he raps. Um, and here it is. [ __ ] you know I'm from Texas. Sleeping on [ __ ] like Nyquil. Dunking on [ __ ] like O'Neal. Hair down my back to the orange hill. Yeah, I'm cutting off [ __ ] all year. Standing on business because I know that I got it. Everything I do is [ __ ] iconic. Selling this ship like I'm some [ __ ] pirate. No, I'm not Peter [ __ ] I'm from the revamp.

So, was he saying that he's saying he's not Peter like Peter from Vanderpump Rules? Peter Pan because of the pirate.

No, I think he's I think he's calling out Peter, but yeah, I mean, it is a mixed

It's like a It's word play. I mean, I don't know these. Would I necessarily bring this in as a demo to like, you know, Rockefeller? Maybe not. But like would I maybe submit this for like the next season of Selling Sunset?

Yeah. Be good Selling Sunset like you know interstitial music cuz I'm a girl. A girl with shoes. Shoes that are expensive.

Yeah. Because like it sounds ridiculous coming out of Venus's mouth, but you put a sassy lady and a cool beat like a you [ __ ] You know I'm from Texas stepping on [ __ ] like Nyquil. dunking on [ __ ] like O'Neal. Hair down my back like Orange Hill. Yeah, don't don't. And then it's just like Cricelle walking into a coffee shop. Like that works for me. Okay. Well, see, he won something because I just all I thought at the end of this I was like this. If I had to describe this rap to somebody, I would and they said, "What was what was the rap about?" I would say, "Cut your hair.

Just cut it." I mean, no, the it's a bad rap. It's not good. But that's why I'm saying I would buy it in the world of selling sunset like like maybe it's like they'll bring back Christine and they'll have like Venus rapping over Christine. You know that that

Yeah, I think that works too. But in Do you think like James Kennedy was at home like cutting his inner thighs? I don't

I Yeah. He may have been but just not for that reason. Yeah. Uh so that was that. um you know and it was horrifying but in in like a cute

in a in a cute like oh kids just so you know open to failing publicly dreams you know yeah like it's so fun one of the most fun things about this show is watching people's dreams die slowly

you know it's like you get a whole decade to just watch dreams wither away and die

it's heartwarming it feels good so it's great yeah it feels good like um vampire you spiritual vampirism Um, and I'm into it. So, that happens. And then, um, boring face, crinkly hair, what's her name again? Kim.

Kim decides to have a girl's day, even though she's she doesn't really seem to be like very girls girl, but whatever. Okay. So, she's going to have a girls night.

Yeah. She's not someone I look to and say, "Hey, there's a fun person. There's someone who wants to do something fun. Here's someone who wants to arrange a lot of people together and have a social experience that's fun." But she decides to do it anyway. And she invites Natalie even though she doesn't like Natalie because she's like she says something along the lines of inviting Natalie is better than not inviting Natalie and having her like lose her mind. So she invites Natalie, but then she's like a sour puss and then Natalie comes on the on the bus and Natalie's trying to like, you know, make amends and everything, but Kim just like won't have any of it.

And Natalie can't deal with it cuz Natalie clearly wants to like close this tab. And Kim is the type that's like, "No, no, I need my moment." So, they all go down to Orange County. I don't know why they go all the way down to Orange County cuz they

Why do they go to or No one parties in Orange County. Why is that a thing they're trying to make the audience believe is a thing? Nobody gets a party bus to go to Orange County. What the [ __ ] are you doing in Irvine? Tell me.

Um, yeah, this is clearly the bar was like, "We'll give them free drinks and we'll provide the party van so Bravo doesn't have to pay for it." They're like, "Done." Because there's just like this group is not going out of their they're not going down to Orange County to party. They're going to Sunset Strip. I'm sorry. They're if they're going to go bull riding, they're going to Saddle Ranch. We all know it. So, but they decide 2 hours. Let's drive two hours in a party van with people we hate to like have shots at some weird [ __ ] like Mexican restaurant

like three blocks from the beach. Like, what the hell? Yes. So Natalie can't deal with like the tension with her and Kim. So she's like, "Hey, I just want to say thank you so much for bringing me on this trip. It's like really fun. And if you want to talk about things, we can talk about and Kim's like, "I don't want to talk about it right now." Yeah, but like why don't you want to talk about it right now? Like it's like like we're going through a lot. Like it's a lot right now and I just feel like we should like talk about it. It's like I don't want to talk about but like why are you talking about it right now? And then Natalie basically like loses her mind because Kim doesn't want to talk about it and then she just sort of like she spins out.

Yeah. And then Angelica tries to come up and, you know, calm it and she's like, "Maybe you going to talk about it later." And then she pushes she pushes Angelica and Angelica's like, "Okay, you don't need to push me right now." And so that becomes a thing. So meanwhile, back at the ranch, um, Angelica hooks upish with um or eyebrows. Well, not really because it's like she wanted to but it didn't happen because like where we had previously seen when there was like that fight on the rooftop where where Venus was like, "I [ __ ] hate Gabby." And she's like, "Get out of my face." Um, Angelica and Jason had been flirting all day long and having this like cute little like moment and everything was lovely and great. But then we find out in last week's episode that after the pool top fun and flirtation, they all went to Barney's beanery. And when they got there, Jason ran into this girl that he used to hook

up with. And so he wound up like he's like, "Oh, I'm just going to go say hi to her." And then he sat with her and then she like sat on his lap and then she was all over him and like her her arms were like all around his neck. And Angelica's like, "What the hell?" as she should have been. So she's like, "Well, [ __ ] this guy." So she left. And then Jason went I got, by the way, as you can tell, I got very invested in this entire story line. and I'm still invested. Jason then went and in response he unfollowed her on Instagram which what the [ __ ] And I als I feel betrayed because you love you love little eyebrows so much and I felt like this was I was like little eyebrows you were supposed to be the sweet one and you're you're you're doing some [ __ ] here and like on behalf of Ronnie Karum I will not stand for this but so he's doing this so he he unfollows her which I think is like crazy. you're

unfollowing her and then he just he he keeps this guy gets dumber and dumber every episode. Like is he low-key turning into the villain of the season because he's like he's like yeah that's just like the way that I deal with it, you know? Like that's just how I had to protect myself. It's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about? You you were the one who was like going after this girl and you brought her to this place and then ignored her to go make out with someone else. No sir. So then he's like can we have like a talk? So, they go out to this like little bench that's at in the back alley and they're sitting there and they have this whole conversation and she's like, "Yeah, well, it was sort of like weird cuz you were like all over another girl and he's like, "Yeah, but like that's where like I would have wanted you to step in and be like, hey, that's my man." I'm like, "What?" Like,

you're blaming her for it? I couldn't, Ronnie. I was He wants to be fought for, Ben. Okay. He wants to be fought for. I heard that this is a thing actually with Gen Z guys that this is actually kind of their vibe is that they want to be this wasn't this this was the issue on Love Island this last season, wasn't it? That the guys were not like were being very passive and that they wanted to be wooed, right? I mean, I don't know, but if I worked out that much, I would want to be wooed. The problem is when you have a balance, right? There needs to be some imbalance in a relationship. Like someone needs to be hotter than the other person so that they can always hold that over the person's head and then the other person needs to like be richer or smarter or something and then they can hold that over the hot person's head because that imbalance creates like okay you're always getting hit on but I'm paying the

rent. You know there's like some kind of a balance in the in the unhealthy relationship and that's what makes relationships work. I think if people are equally poor and equally hot it's not going to work. And I think that's what we're seeing here because they both feel like they are they're both people who were [ __ ] other people. First of all, she's still [ __ ] her ex. We find out. So, she's still living with her ex and [ __ ] her ex, but then expecting him. I mean, I don't know that she's expecting him not to. She just wants him to be honest. But there's this like, well, you're flirting with someone.

Yeah, but you probably went home and [ __ ] your ex, so you know, I don't know. She wasn't doing it in front of him. I mean, there's different ways that we can argue about it, but at the, you know, Right. She was up front, but well, I mean, he was up front, too. He didn't do it behind her back. He He literally went and that girl sat on his lap right in front of her. So, they're both

upront. Pretty upfront. In your face as opposed up front. That's like you're sitting in the sixth row versus the first row.

Yeah. Up front and then you're really literally up front. Yeah. So, I you know, there needs to be more of an imbalance. They're both equally hot and equally poor. I don't think it's going to work. Um, but he is the ultimate in wuss. I mean, this guy. So, not wuss, just I mean, [ __ ] boy, but

I don't I don't I don't even know what it is cuz I'm like not mad. Dumb. Just dumb.

He's just dumb and he's self-involved, but also sensitive, but really only sensitive to his own needs, which is very Vanderpump rules, you know, where she hurts his feelings. But then so to make up for it, he he texts her at girls night and he's like, "Hey, I'm going to be hanging out at, you know, wherever wherever Kyle Chan is. TomTom, I'm going to be at TomTom and I want you to stop by. That would be really cool if you stop by." And she said, "Maybe." I mean, probably not, but

and of course she does. And then he's not even there. That's what we find out today. Like I was like, "Are you serious?" Cuz I was like I was first of all, I was mad at her that she even said yes. But one thing I really loved is that when he texted this very simple text of like um we're going to go to TomToms, he like misspelled every word in it. And I loved she was so judgy about it cuz she read it out loud and every time there was a typo, she would like read it slowly and like loudly for everyone like, "Hey, Gana, go to TomTom, right everyone." And I sort of like loved her judginess about that just because he's he's such a [ __ ] He's like a real little [ __ ] And also don't forget that when they were talking about things on the on their little bench, I was she was she asked, "Are you in a situation by the way?" And he's like, "No, but I mean, I've got options."

Like, shut up. And she goes, "I'm not an option." Like, who says that? You're trying to like woo someone and apologize. And you go, I've got options. He is such a [ __ ] I did not see I mean I should have seen it coming because it's Vanderpump rules but they just they made him seem like he was the sweet young innocent one and he was going to be like the good one and like right away he is like a five alarm fire and so I'm just like I have options. She goes okay well I'm not an option and he's like wait what? Like that hurts his feelings you know he's like I don't care.

I know. But then she kind of acts like an option the entire time. Like I was cuz basically they were like, "Bro, bro, just invite her out. It's not over. Come on, bro. Bro, bro." And so then he does it. And then I just I mean, she just must be horny. I I don't think that she should have gone and said yes. But she said yes. And I was massively disappointed in her. But by the way, that little scene on the bench ended with a fight, right? Because she was just like

she was just like, "Fuck you." After that options thing, it all went sour. And then I think he went walk Oh, cuz he goes, "Your energy is like a little clingy with me right now. You're the one who asked her to the bench. She's the one who who decided not to hang out with you anymore.

Yeah. So, that's a that's a mess. And then the other thing that happened was Venus broke up with Marcus. He's like, "I've had it." He's like, "Can we talk?" And Marcus is like, "What you got for me, brother?" Like, he tries to get all cool. He's like, "What you got, brother?" And he's like, "Um, most of the men in my life have treated me like [ __ ] I'm not Peter. I'm from the rehab, bitch." He's like, "Okay, can we just can we just take the bad rapping out of it and just have a discussion?" He's like, "Well, I've never had a straight friend and you've been horrible to me.

You've been worse than gay people. The way that you betrayed me and you told everybody that I talk [ __ ] Nobody should do that. I should be allowed to talk [ __ ] about you." Which I have to say is true. Like if you're with your friends, you should be able if you're with your real friends, you should be able to talk [ __ ] about people and trust that they're not going to go just tell everybody everything the second that they get mad at you. Who would be friends with trash like that? I wouldn't. I mean, is he bad for talking [ __ ] about everybody in the restaurant?

Sure. But it's his god-given right to talk behind people's back. He pays tax. Sure.

Yeah. I I've never worked in a restaurant, but I just have to assume that like part of working in a restaurant is talking [ __ ] about everyone else at the restaurant, right? Yeah, that's what you do. I mean, in life, like what what job is there that you don't do that? It's what you do.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I think he has a good point. He's like, "Okay, maybe I overreacted to you and yelled at you and whatever, but for you guys to take all my personal gossip and then go spread and tell everybody is not cool. It's like very dangerous leaison of you and I don't appreciate it." And Marcus is like, "Whatever." Uh so uh they broke up.

They they have like a standoff which is great where he's like, "All right, fine. You can." Venus is like, "You can go now." And he's like, "You can go now."

Yeah. Why don't you go? You can go now. No, you go. You can go now. Go. Go ahead then. Go. And so then he does go. Marcus does go. And then Venus is like, "Yeah, that's right. I'm going to stay here and text behind a pylon. I'm going I'm just going to walk around this. I'm just going to stand by this wall over here even though I need to be inside. Right.

When you realize that like what you've claimed is like a ratty old parking lot and a bench and Marcus gets to go back inside to the warmth and like free cocktails.

Um so fun and it was a funny episode and actually also it was funny the way it ended because Natalie was going back to Orange County. Natalie was having that freak out and the girls all decided well [ __ ] it. We're going to have fun. They're all like jumping on like the mechanical bowl and they're all drinking and like woohoo like like woo girls. They're having the best time and it keeps cutting to Natalie. She she got on the she started talking to her friend on the phone and they just see her at the table and the girls are like swinging around on a bull behind her and she's just like I can't even believe it. Like I'm literally here crying like worst night of my life. Like why can't you hear me? Like stop making stop making me have to be the bad guy. Like what the [ __ ] did I do? It's ridiculous. And the show just ends with her in the middle of her ranting that the show's like we don't even care about what she's saying.

It's just like we fade to black. I think my favorite part of the whole thing was it when she's like, "Yeah, like if you're like at sir, like if you're working at sir, you're like an artist. Like you're a talented person. Like we're all like showing off our talents like acting, modeling, or singing and then it cuts to her going.

This show's so stupid." Okay, so now let's go to the current episode which is season 12 episode fly episode 5 seeing red flags. So speaking of red flags, let's go out to see what the surf is like. It's Chris and Audrey and they're surfing. Got to say I really enjoy Audrey. She's definitely a standout for me. Um and and the last episode also Chris and Audrey shared a kiss. I believe I think that was their first kiss. So, um, they're surfing and then Venus is washing, for some reason he's like washing his car on some random street in LA and he's acting like he's in a music video. He's like on the hood. He's got like short shorts on.

I'm like I was expecting to be like, "Oh, and there's Natalie filming him, but he was just alone just with the camera crew." I'm like, "What? What are you doing?"

Real slow-mo Erica Jane and her, you know, Erica Jane. It's very Erica Jane from this season. And then um we see Shane taking a shower, earning that money, earning that money. Um Lisa comes in and has a meeting with Natalie and GMO. So she's she wants a progress report on Chris and uh G's like, "Oh, at the beginning he was kind of lost, but now I think he's great." And so

he finally cracked appperal spritzes, guys. He figured out how to make them. Yeah, we see him trying to figure out how to make an apperal spritz on the computer. He's like, I can't even find it. I can't even find apperal spritz.

Where is it? What's in it? Um, so why isn't this alphabetical? And Lisa's like, "Oh, well, the girls sure seem to love him." And then we cut to like these tourist moms from like Oklahoma in like really bad dress barn like, "Wow, you're real cute, aren't you, honey? What's your name?" Christopher. Only my mom gets to call me Christopher, ma'am.

I could be your mom. I'm probably OLD ENOUGH. YEAH, CHRISTOPHER. GOOD TIME, GIRL. HE'S LIKE, "Oh my god, ladies." Oh my god. Number one fan on your Only Fans. That's me.

He's like, I don't know. I think you're a little bit in four today. Got it in four.

All right. I don't know. You're a little too young for me. Oh, ye stop it. You look like you're 24. So, um, now back to present. Natalie is like, well, somebody made a comment on social media that he is like a sex worker, some sort of prostitution. What do you think? And this, what a sex worker? Yes, a sex worker. So Lisa tells us,

I love Lisa pretending she doesn't know what a sex worker is. She's like, "Oh, what a sex worker? What is this, Lisa? You run like the biggest human trafficking spot on that block." Are we still pretending that you're not just running a human trafficking ring? Because I do not buy it, ma'am. So she goes, "He's a sex worker." Pause. 3 2 1. Well, so am I. I mean, it's a [ __ ] job when you've been married for 42 years. Get it.

What defines a sex worker exactly on a scale of laa to la? What do you mean? And she's like, "Oh, I don't know. Like jigalore, somebody works with his body or somebody was making a comment that he was on only fan. I have no idea. I don't even know what the only fan is." And she's like, "Oh, I don't know." Oh, and camera's like, "Oh, there's nothing wrong with only fans." "Oh, you know what the only fans is? Do you?" "Well, you know, I heard about it." She goes, "Oh, wow. Look at his phone. He looks guilty going in there, Natalie."

So, Natalie is like, "Well, what you do in your private life is none of our business as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Even though it's none of our business, however, I will bring it up here literally at our business." Well, I agree. I mean, we come from Europe, darling. Nobody wears any clothes in Europe anyway. I mean, for God's sake. Um, I have to say, so one of our listeners, actually, a couple of our listeners, thank you. Thank you, boys, sent me links to eyebrows, um, doing a nudie massage video. Like a guy was massaging it nude,

and there was wiener and everything. And so I was like, that was pretty good. Hello. Share the share the links. Hello. I can't believe I didn't actually. That's that really is [ __ ] I'll send it to you in a second.

Um, so I saw it and I was like, "Oh my god, is this what his Only Fans is." So I've never gone on Only Fans before, which Have you? I mean, I don't know if is it like so normalized that everybody's gone on it or is it like terribly embarrassing to have gone on it?

Here's here's what I've done with Only Fans. I'll like I'll sometimes I'll be like I'm so curious. I'll click on and I get to the page and of course then there's like all these locks that like pad locks like not content and I'm like oh oh well and I just turn around and go back. It's like I see it's like I it's like I drove to the store and saw it wasn't open yet so I just turn around. I don't like bother trying. I'm like I'm not paying money. I'm not paying that's my experience with Only Fans as well. I get to the locks and then it's I look at the you know it says like join and it's like $30 a month. I'm like $30? Are you [ __ ] crazy? That's more than Netflix.

I ain't doing that. For some reason, I always think that like maybe this time when I go there'll be like free content and there's like literally never been free content. So, I'm like, oh well.

There should be like a clip. I mean, something like a preview, you know, like here's just a little bit of penis. I don't know. So, there needs to be something.

You have to go to Twitter for that. You go to Twitter and and they'll usually people will be like, "Here's what you can see." And you might see like a tease or

Okay. Well, I did. That's So, this is what I did. This was my journey. So, I went to the Twitter. That's where I first found him. And I mean, obviously hot, a little too waxed and worked out for me. I'll say like too much. It's too It's intimidating that that much. And a little hair never hurt anybody, you guys. I mean, seriously, all you are are razor burn. You know what I mean? You're not huggers. I'll tell you that. Shaved chest people. So, I went on there and I was like, "Okay, I'm going to go on the Only Fans." So, to get on the Only Fans.

I've never signed up. This whole thing is like national security. You have to put all of your [ __ ] in there. It's so embarrassing. I was so embarrassed that I did it, but I had to see eyebrows. I was like, I need to see I if that video is any indication just for business like we're recapping the show. It's my duty. I was like it's my duty to go.

Thank you. Yeah. So, right off. Yeah. Right off it. So, I went over there and um signed up, put my birth certificate in there, my passport, my social security, my my my

Oh, no. And then you found out it was Larsa Pippen by accident. Oh, I'm so sorry Ronnie. No, but I did go in there and it was $11, which I found pretty. And I was like, $11? I wonder what he's doing for $11. Yeah. A month. So, I sign up. You know, I was like, okay, I'll give I'll give you my $11. So, go in there. It's just him shirtless or in a jock strap. There is nothing in there. I can't believe that cost 11 damn dollars. I can get that for free on your Twitter, sir. You need I need more.

I had a feeling I had a feeling that he was not going to show any pain. I don't know why because I think it's like public.

I did see it in that other video, but that other video wasn't on the only fans. It was from some other link.

Oh, so was that like maybe before he was on Bravo? So maybe he like scrubbed all the

didn't get them all. Yes. So anyway, my review of his only fans not enough for $11. Listen, our Patreon can be $11, but you get videos, bonus episodes, ad free now. You know, there's a lot of stuff. This is just you without a shirt. I mean, you give that to me every day on the show for free, sir. And I I I did not get a ref I don't think you can get a refund. I'm sorry. He's too waxed. Can I get a refund? So, I didn't get a refund, but um I did, you know, cancel it. But I was proud that my first Only Fans moment was for eyebrows.

Yeah. I just I also feel like um I also feel like like you're not allowed to talk about doing Only Fans on the show and be like so proud of it like you're doing like like he's talking in in a way of like yeah so I did it like no it's totally fine you know like we should embrace sex work and blah blah blah blah blah like that his vibe is like that like it's 2026 let's not be so puritanical you know what I'm doing what I need to do to earn some money if I want to show off my body it's my right there's no shame in it like that's his vibe. But if he's not being nude, then like why are you co-opting the language for the people who are being nude? Who are the ones who are doing something?

Like honestly, I would actually argue to say a little braver. A little braver because they're like fully

they're they are they're putting themselves out nude on the internet knowing that it could have repercussions for their careers later on. Now, one could say this guy's doing something much worse by going on Vanderpump rules, which could have repercussions for the rest of his life for employment. But I just think

like people people are putting themselves in a riskier position and then you get to still talk as if you're doing something equally as risky when you're just showing photos of yourself in the same way that you're giving out for free. So to that

this is a double fail for the eyebrows this week. Both the eyebrows are going down in flames.

It's interesting the way that you put it because you're right. I mean it's such a puritanical place that we live right where it's like only fans. Yeah. you know, like se sex is great and the like everyone has this like free to be you and me kind of sexual attitude, but you're right. I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, oh, I'm a sex worker, but you just take off your shirt. It's like

it's just like this kind of puritanical view of sex work. It's weird. Yeah. Like claiming street cred for being like a sex worker and it's like you don't have any you're you're actually just a ripoff at that point. You're a shirt off ripoff because You're getting money for people to see your shirt short shirt short list, which is just what you're doing anyway, which is

Well, you know, good for you. I mean, if you can do Yeah. I mean, good for you if you could do it. I say I mean, people I'm going to have an only I'm going to have an only fans where just people pay me to put my clothes back on. I'll start in my, you know, I'll start with my FA out and then people are like, "Oh my god, please, Ronnie. Please, at least some underwear." I'll be like, " $300? $300? I'll put on some underwear." And then until eventually I'm just like putting a bellaclava over my face at the end. You know,

you know, Denise Richard tits. So like eyebrows drop. I do not like the word tits. Can we not?

Boobs. Boobs. She shows her bosom. Yes. She shows her breast. Um but the point is

Okay. Well, yeah, that's enough of that. But I I get you. Yeah. And I agree. I agree. I'm just saying like

I need more. I need more for $11. this is what I'm going to say now. Then did I pray and ask for forgiveness and delete my only fans and you know slap myself on the back with a whip. I did. I felt very terrible but you know it was fun while it lasted. I mean it wasn't really it was a waste of money but anyway that happened. So they're talking about him being a sex worker. They don't really care because we're at sir. So then um they're talking about this party that they're going to have and it's for GMO cuz Gummo is the um Spanish George Clooney and she puts her she puts this picture up next to George Clooney and they do look exactly alike. I've never realized that. Have you?

Yeah, I never Well, I just never thought about it very much. I don't spend a lot of energy thinking about GMO, I'm sorry to say, but he they did actually look

quite similar. um he's produced a movie and so they're going to throw a party for the movie's premiere and so it's gonna be a big event and all hands have to be on deck. All right. And um and Natalie is uh they start talking about second chances and Lisa says that she's all about second chances. You know, Marcus seems to be doing better. Speaking of second chances, he wants to be a DJ alongside McKenna. I don't want to say no to anything to him right now because I feel like he's been struggling so much ever since I learned he was a broken bird all this time. It's just changed my entire attitude about him.

So, please, please don't let his wings be clipped any further. Let's put that little bird on the DJ table and raise the roof. Well, when I thought he was just a welladjusted, handsome person with everything going for him, I said, "No, you won't have a chance." But when I found out that both of his parents had tragically perished and his wing was broken, I said, "DJ, broken bird, GET UP THERE. Get up there." Bleed all over the decks. Put your broken wing on the turntable and spin. Godamn it. Spin. Did you ever know that you're the wind that's not beneath my wings? Which is why the bird crashed, broke its wing, and became a DJ.

You are the wind above my wings because you're grounded at the moment for your broken wings. Do a remix.

You're like a broken bird. You'll never fly away. Don't you know where your sir is? So Natalie So Natalie is like, "Uh, well, let's see if he's any good cuz what is the next tip he's going to ask you for?" And camera goes, "Oh, to drive your car." No, he asked me that the other day. He said, "Can I borrow your suit and this and that?" And this goes he asked, "Can I borrow your suit?" He did not. He know Does he is he aware that you're wealthy and he's not? Right. But you're George Clooney and he is George nothing, right?

He's a broken bird, but there's even limits to that. He's like the Pandora of Sir.

Pandora's just walking around in a Vanderpump patch meeting behind her like, "Mommy, why haven't we seen P? Why haven't we seen Pandora trying to hang out with any of this cast yet? That's something that's missing."

I like when they pretend they're friends with Pandora. They're like, "Oh my god, I'm here." And then we see like a clip of Pandora in the background and her mom's pagemina like, "Aren't we having fun, girls?" They're just all throwing their coats on Pandora's heads as they walk by. I feel like Pandora is somewhere with a pagemina around her shoulders holding a little wicker basket going to like a farmers market and being like, "Mommy would like these carrots." So, um, then we go over to Gloss Nail Spa, which I felt so honored. I love Gloss Nail Spa. It's in Silverlake, so it's not my regular nail spa, but when I am over there, sometimes my friend Jessica and I go to Glass Nail Spa, and they do a great job. So, unsolicited testimony from me. Um, but Angelica is there with Natalie and they go in, they say, "Hi, like, "Oh my god, you look amazing." And Angelica's like, "Yeah, I want to I wanted to look cute for you."

So then we also see at the gym Marcus and Shane Davis are working out and Marcus is like, "Hey, what happens when you drink like 15 beers the night before, bro?" Like, what do you do? How do you work out like that, man? That's your preworkout, bro. So, back with the girls, we're going to have a cross cutting scene. Girls versus boys. So Natalie is like, "Oh my god, I'm getting red because it gives me confidence. I'm like so tired of feeling like sad and stressed. Like I'm over it. I'm over it." And Jelica's like, "Yeah, you've been sad." Um, yeah. Nat, yes, Natalie did push me at girls night, which was not okay. And uh, we see flashback of Natalie doing that to her, but she goes, "But then she called me the next day and apologized." So, I'm just like trying to give her some grace cuz clearly she's going through something. I'm like, "Give her some grace. You're a black belt." I would have loved to have seen her just

like get that leg in the air. I don't advocate violence, but I do advocate mastery in a skill. And I would have It would have been hilarious if she just like got that leg up in the air and roundhouse. Natalie's like under the table like pinned.

Just give her some grace. Give her some mace. Come on. This Vanderpump rules. And uh I think this is and I thought this before I even knew what was happening in the episode because Angelica just the way she talks and laughs. I was like she's perfect for Shane because she's like, "Oh my god, I want to look good for you." And like she has a girl version of Shane's laugh. You'll once you see it, once you hear it, you will not unhear it. It's the same laugh but a girl version. She goes and he goes the same. They even have three heads.

So Natalie's like, "Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you want to invite me to girls night and avoid a serious conversation, like don't be upset when I crash out." So Natalie then is telling Angelica that like I I really would have loved for like after girls night for Kimberly to say, "Hey, I hope you're okay. Hope you're feeling better. We'll talk when I'm ready." And she sent me a receipt. A receipt?

What the hell? She's like, "Yeah, the bell from the cowboy bar said, "Hey, can you v me venmo me for your stuff, girl?" I was like, "What?" Like both of you guys like honestly like I need to take like a break. Honestly, like take a beat. Like that conversation will be like had when like both of you are ready, but like I'm here for you, girl. Like that's what I just was like that's what I wanted to say.

Yeah. And so Angelica's working, but she's like lowkey stressed cuz I just need Jason and I. So then we go back to the gym and now Jason has joined Shane and Marcus and uh he walks in with a gallon of water and a gallon of eyebrows and um he's like, "Hey guys." So they're talking um about

Who's that stud? He's that stud. He's like, "I know. I'm dehydrated." And so Marcus is like, "Yeah, well you just missed us on the flatbed. You snooze, you lose."

Yeah. Like, yeah, I got a half titty, bro. I'm trying to grow that [ __ ] with my half titty.

Jason's like, "Can you grow half a chit?" Honestly, looks good, though, bro. Looks good. He's like, "Yeah, my little titties bit bigger than most titties, so at least got that. I'm a half titty. It's pretty good, right?" He's like, "Yeah." So, how's the How's the rest of the night, guys? Uh, was Angelica pissed that I didn't show up after I invited her out and wasn't there? This is where we find out that Jason didn't even show up to TomTom where he made Angelica go after her three-hour journey from Orange County.

What is wrong with you? We had to sit and watch a whole scene while you you and Marcus sat there like a beautiful mind trying to figure out what to text Angelica to invite her out. Oh, they had this whole thing. It's like they tried all these different drafts. We watched you do this whole thing. You finally sent something out. Misspelled. And then after all that, you don't even show up. You You stood her up for your I'm sorry date. No. No.

Yeah. Well, during girls night, Jason texted me and was asking me to meet up with TomTom. And we see that and uh she's and she goes uh and they didn't even show up. Like, what the hell? So then back at the gym, Marcus is like, "Yeah." You could tell she was really pissed. He's like, "Yeah, but I called her last night." And I was like, "Listen, like I'm really tired and like I got an hour ride home, so like I just worked all night." Boop. Hung up. I was like, "God damn." I mean, okay. Well, then text her and say, "I'm not going to go after all. Hope you're having fun."

The girl was in the car 19 hours, sir. She went to Orange County. Back from Orange County, man.

She went to another country. And you're like, I got an hour drive home. Um, well then why did you invite her out in the first place? So Angelica's like, "Yeah, like he like called me and was like non-stop texting me about like how he wants to take me out to dinner and I guess like make it up to me in some way." Um, that's like giving mixed signals. Yeah, like mixed signals because like I don't necessarily want anything serious because I literally am getting out of my year and a half relationship now except we live together. So nightmare.

Yeah. And she's like, "Oh my god, but do you guys like sleep separately or do you still sleep together?" Like what is that? She's like, "Yeah, but like I mean we still hook up." Yeah. Like, I mean, it's just easier, girl. Like, I don't want to be out there on these streets. So, Natalie's like, I mean, duh, they're still living together. I just wanted to confirm. Like, I'm not saying it doesn't make her like totally messy. I mean, it's like messy, but like that's why she's going to fit in just fine. She's like, listen, I'm just like I'm getting it in, you know? She's like, well, doing what you need to do, girl.

Yeah, I'm getting in where I can, girl. Yeah, girl. Yeah, girl. Per game has to be strong. So like maybe Jason like he's like cute like a little distraction in the midst of this. So basically she's like whatever.

I think she just is looking at Jason as like a just like someone to hook up with at this point. So now we go back.

I hope that she's joking about pullout game. You better be putting in some pills down your throat or something. Don't make me come over there in my auntie van and like give you a what do you call it that you put in your arm? The birth control in your arm.

I'll do it. I'm going to become licensed for that. Just for my nieces alone, I'm going to follow them around and be like, "You need a shot in your arm. I've got a little device to put in there. This is only going to hurt for a second.

Be careful, Angelica. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want to one day, nine months later, just eyebrows come out of you."

That's a disaster. Yeah, blood method doesn't work. Just for the record. Um, so Jason is like, "Oh man, guys, I'm all about Angelica and I I want to hit her up. It's just like, just let me do that. Like, let me just like take the step and be like, "Hey, I'm sorry for what happened the other day. It's like one It's like one sorry. That's all I need, man. That's what I can do. Like, why can't you let me have that?" So, back at the other place, Natalie's like, "Yeah, I usually date people at work." Which is what I'm like trying not to do anymore.

It's just like it's very ancestral. That's like very, very ancestrous. Sorry. I just like working on my craft. So now we go to the restaurant and uh Chris, Marcus, and Demi arrive at sir. And McKenna's like, "Um, are those shades you're wearing tonight, Marcus?" And he's like, "Yeah, I'm going to go like tuck belt black shades, you know, just go Matrix on them. I'm a DJ now. All right. I've got Ray-B bands." Yeah. And then uh Venus is talking to Natalie, seeing how she's doing, and she's like, "Yeah, I'm just like trying to plan for this event. Like I think like, you know, nothing got done that was supposed to get done bar prep-wise."

So, and Vina's like, "Are you kidding me right now?" But then we just go over to the clouds premiere where where Lisa is doing some press for it and she's like, "Oh, I know. This film is great. It's about aliens or cowboys or something happening, Europeans walking shirtless and naked. I've heard a lot about it and GMO's worked very hard. He's he's just a good man and deserves everything that comes his way. The only shame is that his wings are just too supple and intact. Someone break his wings already. I would just like to thank my dear friend George Kubby for being too talented to actually do this film, which is why we've given the chance to my restaurant manager. GMO, let me tell you, GMO's not afraid to bust a table.

Right. Thank you. Thank you, International Press. So, they're all getting ready for this giant party and everything and people are showing up and Angelica shows up and there's like tension between her and Jason because of everything. So, he's like Jason's like, "Okay, let me go to the bathroom and fix my hair." So, his hair, you know, he already has kind of that like um Playmobil hair, you know? It's like that circle. It's like Velma hair. It's like there's just like a dome of hair around his head. So, he goes to the bathroom and he puts his hands through it. So, now it's all spiky and deranged. I'm like, I appreciate the tribute to 2004, but like can we update this hairstyle?

Yeah. And Chris is like, "You look like Zaka for on again." 2004. So now we see Marcus at the DJ booth training and McKenna's like, "Oh god, all right. Here we go. Another [ __ ] boy. I have to train to do my actual profession." He's like, "Loopoop bloop bloop." She doesn't let him touch any buttons, which I actually like cuz he's supposed to be learning. He does not get to touch anything. He just stands there behind there. He just stands behind there with those sunglasses like, "Yep, Ray-B bands." That's right. Ray's from GMO. Yes.

And so then Jason goes up to Angelica and he's like with now his hair's spiky and like off to the side and he's like, "Hey, I haven't seen you in like a week." She's, "Yeah, it's been a while. I'm not going to lie." Imagine if she lied. It's been a very short amount of time. Why are you lying, bro? Thanks for not lying on this critical piece of information. So, um, they go have a sit down. And, um, she's like, he's like, "So, I just want to say I'm just like really sorry about everything from before. Like, I wasn't ready for the first time we talked." And she's like, "Yeah, I was a little uncrontational. Not going to lie." Like, not going to lie about it.

Um cuz like when you said what you said like it kind of insulted me. Not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. It wasn't like a compliment. That would be a lie. And so we see a flashback to him calling her clingy. And he's like, "Well, I didn't mean to insult you. I mean, clingy doesn't have to be a bad thing. I like my girls clingy."

Except you said, "Whoa, I'm getting a clingy energy from you right now. I'm not sure about this." So I don't think that was a I don't think that was a compliment, especially by the way from her.

Yeah. He's He's like, "Why are you boil It's like you're boiling my bunny right now. Sometimes people like boiled bunnies." Like, "What do you want me to say about it?"

Yeah. What do you want? He's kind of giving Craig vibes a little bit. Like he sort of has that like he he's sort of leaning into like little boy. He's like, "Oh man, my heart's beating so hard, you know?" And then but he's also like obviously like a liar and like he's always sort of changing the truth and the reality. So Angelica's like, "I mean, if I'm your girl then I'll be clingy. Uh, I mean, I did think you were so cool. And Jason's like, "I'm not going to lie now." But it really affected me the whole week. Wait a second. You're not lying. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Like, I was so stressed.

Not going to lie. Cuz like I met you and I thought like you were like really sweet and you're like kind of the person that would actually like to get to know. So,

yeah. Like you're the kind of person like I wish I didn't even ever see ever again. That was a lie. That was a lie. That one was a lie. That was a lie. Two truths and a not gonna lie. Isn't that just three truths? Not gonna lie. You're totally right.

Well, um maybe I'm like not even willing to give you a second chance. Just kidding. It's opposite day. That was a lie.

Oh my god, that was that was I was getting so lost in that cuz like opposite days, but like also like not going to lie, I couldn't really follow that. So like thank you for clarifying that.

He's like, "Well, I know that you do like taekwond do and I do jiu-jitsu and I was thinking we could go to jiu-jitsu together tomorrow." Oh, okay. So she does taekwond doe and you do jiu-jitsu. So you're gonna do your thing.

Yeah. You're gonna make her do your thing. Yeah. I was like that's not I feel like I don't think what he realizes is that like he has been like he's gone to the dog house like a few different times now and she keeps on letting him out for no good reason and he doesn't seem to realize like he needs to kind of like bend to her a bit. And so he keeps doing these things and she's just like okay. She's like are you asking me to put you in a chokeold? He's like yeah I would like that. not gonna lie. And Angelica's like, "Jason really tries hard to project a lot of confidence, but like once you peel back a little bit of that ego, he actually can be like very endearing. I can't help but like want to give him another chance." I'm like, "It's your fifth chance." And I don't Yeah, endearing is fine, but he's also literally standing you up and lying and being crazy to you.

Yeah. But he's like a little puppy. Like, wouldn't you want to take that home? I mean, if it's rabid, no. Don't [ __ ] a puppy, you know? I mean, that's what I'm that's what I I would say. That would be my advice to you.

Yeah. And she's like, "Okay, well, you can just like text me and I like won't ignore your call this time." He's like, "Oh my god, so you did ignore my call." It's like, "Yeah." So now Audrey and Kim arrive and Kim's like, "So I feel like everyone's staring at me, so I guess I'm just going to go in the kitchen and pretend like this isn't happening, okay?" cuz she gets here and it's awkward energy and Natalie is like, "Are you okay? Are you okay, Vo? Are you okay, Veno?" And he's like, "I just don't want to like fight with her cuz like I love her." Like literally like I don't even want to fight with her. Like I literally don't even know what we're fighting right now.

I think this is actually um Natalie, not Natalie. But it is funny to think that Natalie is caring about I don't think Natalie even knows who Venus is. So she So Natalie's like, "What happened?" And so Venus is like, "I just like want to move on. Like I want like I just want like everyone to just like [ __ ] like make up and just like bring peace. So that's where I'm at in my head space right now.

Yeah, but it takes two cuz like I told Angelica today like friendship is a two-way street. And so the fact that she's not talking to you like that is frustrating. That's not a step in the right direction. That's like wrong direction step. Like where are you even going right now? Like why are you going there?

You're on the wrong wrong direction on the sidewalk on the one on the oneway street. And like friendship is a two-way street with sometimes a traffic light. Okay. And like also a little bit of construction on the side. So the sidewalk on the left is closed. So you're going to have to walk on the right side. That's a friendship.

Yeah. Marcus Venus is like, "Well, even if Marcus like doesn't want to repair a friendship, like I don't want to like lose Kim." Like who wants to lose Kim? I mean like everybody needs beige in their lives. Otherwise, like fun throw pillows don't make as much sense. You know what I mean? We all need basics. Like America is thinking right now. We cannot lose Kim. Kim is so vital to the success of this show and the success of my life. I cannot lose Kim. It just feels like I'm missing a piece of home. I mean, I I don't know that that's a compliment when you just told us you came from a place with one stoplight. You know what I mean?

She's the dumb. She's the mailbox. It's like she's like a jar of mayonnaise. I haven't had that since I'm at home. So, I miss her. So, now Audrey comes

close down Walgreens. Um Audrey comes up and um Audrey's like, "Oh my god, I'm so glad I get to wear this." She's in a low cut little red dress thing and um she's like, "Oh my god, look, you matched my nails." So he's still going on about Kim and he wants to talk about Kim and he can't take another 24 hours. So he's going to do it, guys. He's going to do it. So meanwhile, Kim is at the DJ booth and he's like, "Hey, you digging it or what? I can't hear you above the headphones. Got some Ray-B bands. Sorry, can't hear your response, but I'm pretty professional right now. That's right.

So then Kim So basically, um, Kim is like, "Wow, it's not giving bad boy McKenna. You're on ab duty. Haha, make sure his abs are okay." So Venus is like, "Okay, okay, I got to prepare my hair. Okay, here we go." So Audrey's like, "Yes, hair work. Hair work." So Lisa comes up to the DJ booth and she's like, "Okay guys, I know you're living your in your own little word over here, but you have to read the room. Why are you not playing Pink Martin martini?" Okay, that's the thing that gets everyone dancing. You need to think of the vibes of the restaurant. Like, is there a song called You Can Run But You Can't Hide? Oh, I own you now. Or stem cells. Stem cells.

Give me your stem cells. Something something please. All right. I hear there's this new jam that people are really into. It goes, you got to act centuate the positive, e limb, and the negative. It's going viral everywhere. And he's like, oh, GMO gave us a set list, Lisa. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure he's into it, but you're right. Okay, we'll we'll dance now. And she's like, "Say that again. What did you just say? We'll dance now." No, the other thing I forgot. You're right. That's what you said. You're right. Just keep saying you're right now. And get me some sedaka.

Sedaka, get these juices flowing, darling. Yeah. The party's beginning now. Peaches and cream. Let's get some

Berry Manelo up in here. If you want If you want the girls to really drop their panties, then just start singing solid. Solid as a rock. Yes.

Brick House has never failed in s. Let's get physical. Physical. You know, something current and new like that. So then uh Shane comes in with a new darkhaired girl. Yet another yet another new one. And he's like, "Whoa, no way. Who's that superstar over there?" The Ray. DJ Marcus is like, "Yeah, yeah. I think I'm crushing it." I mean, I should be DJing DJing here. I mean, not even here, but like around the world even. I mean, if there's a play button on a CD player, I'm there to touch it. Okay. If that's what people want, I'm gonna give people what they want. Wiky, wy wy wy wy wy wy wy.

And now Venus takes Kim outside to the smoking alley to have a discussion. He's like, "Well, let me start with um not really like talking to you and like not communicating you. It's like been really really hard for me." And Marcus is like all of a sudden Marcus appears in the doorway. He's like, "Wait a second. I feel a little sad. I want to be part of this. And Kim's like, "Go inside. Go inside, babe. I'm having a scene." So, of course, he listens to what she does and he's like, "Okay, fine." He goes inside. She's like, "Okay, well, anyways, first of all, it's been like really hard for me not talking to you and like I love you."

I'm like, "I want to move forward." And I can imagine my life without you, Kim. Like, Kim, like what is my life without Kim? You know, it's like you you've you know, I've been in your corner more than anyone here. Like, more than anyone. And I want to make sure that everything's right with us. You know what I mean? Like I just like you go with everything. You know what I mean? I need a friend that just like blends in. You know, just blends into the background. I like that I could put you like on a white carpet and just never even know you're there.

It's like really important. Um it's really important. Well, I feel like afraid to trust you right now, you know, because you wrote a really mean text after we wrote you a mean text first, but we act like you're the one who started it. And like I just like don't want to feel that way because like you were the person that I trusted the most here. I was like, "Okay, well like maybe I shouldn't have like talked out like talked about you like that or talked to you like that, but like I'll never do it again." And she's like, "I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry, but like there's like so much like Marcus like in the past couple of weeks like me and Marcus like we opened up to you the most. Like me and Marcus like let you into the me and Marcus circle.

Like that's a big deal. It's like a big deal. We just don't like let people into our circle and then to be betrayed by you of like all people. It's like we're not only being betrayed by you, but we're being betrayed by like millions of split ends. And you have to understand how that hurts. It's like a really big deal to like let someone into the me and Marcus circle, you know, cuz like you were the one that we trusted with information of like what sort of sunglasses he was going to wear for his DJ set or like maybe do we want to put the chair in the dining room or in the living room. Like those were important things and we let you into that and we don't let anyone in and you just like I don't know like was it even real? And then just cuz Venus he just takes both hands. He does a double flip. just flicks all of his hair back all at once like it's like major hair flip to be like this is a big moment and she tells

us yeah Venus was like the place like me and Marcus's relationship like he was our first phone call anytime we got into a fight oh wow you see this is people like him she's like oh my god he was so lucky I would call him and trauma dump on him every day you think everybody gets that no he was lucky he was lucky

I know what a privilege to be on the receiving end of not one but two toxic people who call and dump all their [ __ ] on him and then probably don't ask him a question about what's going on in his life.

He got used by two people at the same time. Wow, what a lucky person. He was that important to us. He was so important cuz he was the only one who actually had nothing going on in his life so would have to listen to us. So she goes, "Until until until recently, I thought I thought he would love us no matter what." I'm like, "You guys were the ones who sassed off to him?" If I remember correctly, Venus had a conversation with Marcus where he's basically like, "You need to get your [ __ ] together." And then Marcus wrote Venus um a a text that was kind of like, "Fuck you, bro. Like, our friendship's basically over." And Venus was like, "Fuck you. I never liked you in the first place." And then Marcus then told everyone what happened. But like this was Yeah.

This was Marcus who escalated it. And they're acting like Venus out of the blue just came for them. And no, Venus was giving tough love. And you guys are the [ __ ]

Yeah, but Venus was too much. And also, Venus betrayed Kim in her mind because Venus was sticking up for Natalie. He was telling Marcus, "You need to go in there and stand up for Natalie against Kim because Kim's coming for Natalie and you know that you've called her your sister." Whatever that stupid fight was, a stupid fight.

So, I think he's like I think Kim's like, "Oh, you bet. You're supposed to be my gay best friend and then you betrayed me by telling my boyfriend instead of coming to be nice to me to go stick up against me with Natalie." And I think that's the real problem. But Venus will never see that. And Kim will never vocalize it because she's she thinks she's being sneaky. And so he's like, "What are you talking about? You I got mad at you, but you guys are the ones who outed me to everybody as far as my gossip. Like you told everybody I talked you ruined every relationship I have in this place, basically." And she goes, "Okay, fair. That's fair. Yeah, you're the you're the bigger [ __ ] here, man."

Yeah. That's way worse than him saying, "Be nicer to Natalie." Okay. And also like he's not property of Kim and like I get it, you know, you want your friends to be loyal, etc. But like like he's like he's also allowed to be friends with Natalie and he's allowed to see that there's all this [ __ ] that's going on like between these and that it was Marcus who is the real issue in that stupid fight with Natalie and he's allowed to stand up for Natalie and Kim doesn't get to just be like oh because because he stood up for Natalie that then we as a couple are going to fire off like a really hostile mean text.

Yeah. Well, there's also there's also the element of being the gay friend because it is kind of like property. It's not the same as being a regular friend for whatever reason. It's just not it's like that's my gay friend and my gay friend wouldn't even be there for me and stands up at this other girl and said, "Oh, fine." You know, and then it just becomes like, "Okay, I'm going to ruin the gay friend and to everybody else and say all the shit." I don't know. There is something different about it being the gay. It's like they feel like, "Oh, well, he's the gay, so he's lucky to be with us cuz he's not with anybody, and he's lucky to have us as an ally, as a couple, you know, since he he can't have a couple. He's just the gay."

You know, there's something about that. There is. God, you know, this show really is good. The fact I love I love the stupid things that we're we're talking about on this episode between this fight and with everything with Jason and and Angelica. Like, you cannot tell me this show is not entertaining. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is a good good this is a good ass show. So, um,

Declad, I love that Dei, yeah, he's hair flipping and Kim's like, "Yeah, but like whatever." Like that wasn't right. And like, I guess I should apologize. And then De comes out like like rain and cloud. She's like, "Hi, are we okay? Cuz like it's pretty crowded, so like you should get back to work. Thanks." I just love her hatred of everyone. So um

well, she's also like the manager of morons. I mean, this is like it's like, okay, we're in the middle of a premiere party. The restaurant is full, everything's busy, and they're like, do you want to go outside and cry for half an hour? Okay, sure. Yeah. They just like sitting there smoking cigarettes like, "Hello." I I feel like all she wants to do is finish some sort of like bowl from Cava that she got for lunch and she just can't find the time to do it because everyone is constantly outside having conversations. Can you guys come in and cover the bar so I can finally finish my bowl from Cabba?

It's always [ __ ] melted. Like her bowl from Cobb is always melted by the time she gets back. Every time

some sad chickpeas are left and she's like, "Well, now it's not even fresh anymore."

Yeah. So Kim is like, "Okay, well, let's maybe try and talk again, you know, cuz like I think I'm obviously struggling with Natalie right now." And like your closeness with her isn't necessarily comforting, nor do I feel comfortable being super close to you right now because of that. So she's like, "Well, we we can make up,

but like you're my toy and you have to be like, you have to stay in my toy chest."

Yeah. Whose gay are you? So he's like, "Well, love you. Hair flick. Hair flick. Hair flick." and he's like, I don't feel like Kim is fully hearing me. So, at this point, I'm just going to like love her where we are and I'm just going to move forward and flick my hair a lot until I have an aneurysm. And so, because of like there's like literally nothing I can do except make you wonder why every time I'm sitting here in a confessional, one of my eyes is crying. Have you noticed that? What is that? Why is his Why is his left eye our right eye is always crying? Is did he just do a bump in that part of his like on that side of his nose? Like what's I need to know what's happening. I would like to know why he's dressed like he's a longlost cast member of the movie Widows. Why does he look like he's trying to break into a mansion and steal a vase?

Why is Abba styling you? He's got like I'm going to do my best crimped hair but like all black leather and glove outfit so that way after I'm done with this I'm I'm going to break into Adrien Maloo's house and take a TV. I mean like why is he dressed like this?

I don't know but I think it's working. I think we're just like old fetty dead gays because I was out last week in you know West Hollywood and I was talking to a gay and he's like oh my god the new Vanderpump rules iconic the gay iconic like instant icon. [ __ ] love him. His fashion, his hair, his gloves. I was like, "Wow." I guess

he's serving a look for sure. It's just like very funny for this show. This is a show where in every confessional all the guys have like their shirts like unbuttoned down to their navl and he is like fully buttoned. He's like all the way covered up in all this black. He literally looks like he just took off his balaclava to do the interview and he's going to put it back on and he's going to go like scale down the side of some museum lube style.

I love that balaclavas are coming up twice in a recap. So good. Did they Did you mention a balaclava earlier?

Oh yeah. I was It was my last act of putting all my clothes in Only Fans. The Balaclava.

Oh god. So now Jason arrives at the jiujitsu date. So he arrives and he's like, "Yeah, Angelica's like a taekwond do two-time black belt. Like it's super impressive. Like I'm not a pro in taekwondo, but I love jiu-jitsu. So like, you know, it's just like about turning joints, you know? like you're supposed to turn your joints in ways that they're not supposed to go. That's like my thing.

That's great. It's exciting. So, um he's doing some flips and cartwheels and all this stuff and Angelica walks in and uh she immediately is like, "That's cool that you're doing these flips, but you didn't tie your belt correctly. Here, I'll fix that for you."

You don't even know how to tie your belt. He's like, "So, we find out do it for me." We find out that she is a secondderee black belt in taekwond do and she was on the national team for 3 years which is crazy and we see pictures of her doing this and we see just her practicing and kicking and it's crazy. It's amazing. And so she's like yeah I mean this is like different cuz this is like joints and like what I do is like and like it's different because it's like ground work. So I don't know like I guess it's strange positions he is excited to put me in.

Mhm. So now they're gonna they like do some exercises and everything and Jason like like he so they're like the instructor like flips Jason over. They're going to do this thing and now like now he's going to like Jason's going to flip Angelica over or Angelica's going to flip Jason over. They're just like doing like floor exercises and stuff and it's like back and forth. But then like Jason like takes Angelica and like whips her around his body and slam to the ground and she's like whoa whoa that was a lot right there. She's like what the [ __ ] weird.

Yeah, he's getting too aggressive with her. And also, she doesn't know this. She doesn't know this discipline. So, he's just like swinging her around and slamming her to the ground and like getting on top of her. And it's not sexy. He's like trying to win.

And it's she's grossed out. She's grossed out by it. So, he now has her face down on the ground in sort of like a flirty way. And so, she's on the ground and he's like pin he's like sort of grappling her and he's sort of like over her. And at this moment on their date, he goes, "I gotta be honest with you with something though." Not gonna lie, at the time I was kind of like talking to somebody, but like I just want you to know that it's done. So it's like she asked you if you were talking to someone and you said no and now you lied again. Like it's amazing. Like how how many like bear traps can you step into?

like what is what is wrong with this person? And then he goes, "Yeah, me and Angelica are starting on a new slate, and I feel more vulnerable. I feel more safe with Angelica. I just want to open up to her. I like wearing my heart on my sleeve and showing her who I truly am." Who you truly are is a liar.

You're a [ __ ] liar big time. Multiple multiple time liar. So now he's still on top of her and he's like, "So like the person I was talking to was somebody that was like so important to me at the time, but then then the time showed me that they weren't the right match. So like I'm open to see what the next step is with you." And she's like, "Okay,

wait. This is also he just shut up. Stop saying I think he's trying to be like that's how much I like you is that I got rid of this other person who meant a lot to me." I'm like, do they really mean a lot to you if you met this one girl who you blocked on Instagram, you know, and who you didn't even want to like hang out with at Borne's Beanery, but you're going to dump someone over that. I'm like, no, something is not this is [ __ ] over here.

Yeah. She's like, can you can I be honest with you? Could you be honest with me? Let me be honest with you. Could you be honest with me? And he's like, okay, for sure. Do you have a situation going on? This is the flashback. So, um, now she's like, whatever. this guy [ __ ] lied to me. And the producer asked her, "Does Jason know about your ex?" And she's like, "I mean, yes." And we see a flashback of her saying she still lives with the ex. And um he asked, "Did you say that you were still sleeping with him?" And she's like, "Well, I may not have used those words exactly, but like I think it's pretty obvious because like I still live with him." I mean, duh.

Yeah. I mean, she probably should be like a little bit more explicit, but the point is that she asked him if he was in a situation and he said explicitly no. And now he's saying that not only was he not in in a situation, he's now saying he was I'm sorry. Not now is he not only saying that he was in a situation, but he was with a situation with someone who was really important to him. I was like, "What? Why are you so bad at this?"

Yeah, he really is. So he tries to kiss her. He's still straddling her and she's like "No." And she gets out of it and he's like, "Okay, well to swerve a kiss. I mean, like that's not the biggest thing. Maybe she's just playing games. I don't know." Oh, you're such a dumbass.

So like impressively dumb in a way that like was refreshing to see. I feel like we haven't seen we haven't seen this level of idiocy in a little bit. So it feels great to it feels like a warm hug. So now speaking of we now go see the eyebrows over at their apartment where uh Chris is filming something. It's like is he like

they're doing like a joint? No. Yeah, they're like doing a joint only fans but for Mother's Day. So [ __ ] weird. Like Do they blow each other at the end of this? Like, what is happening? It's weird. So, he's like, "Hey, what's going on, guys? How you doing today? We're getting crafty." As you can see, like I've got a bouquet of flower for my mom cuz Mother's Day is around the corner, even though she doesn't live here, but whatever. I'll enjoy the flowers. Love you, Mom. Got my cousin Jason here. We're both mama's boys. We both love our moms and we both got corn holes. Let's see what we're going to do with them today. I know.

Here's a great gift. You can take these flowers and stick them up your cornhole and take a photo of it. That's for you, Mom.

Hey, Mom. Sorry I can't say happy Mother's Day with my mouth full. Jesus, Jason, back off. Okay, it's not your time yet.

When it comes, I'm dedicating it to you, Mom. I only got here from my one one way, and it's because someone did this with you. So Jason, he's this is again this is this is actually like you know we always talk about how the [ __ ] boys are always talking about how they they really emphasize how much they love their moms. So this is all kind of like only fans fuckboyism and so they're doing this and Jason's telling us the journey with me and Chris moving to California was just like any typical actor story. You know, the first five months in LA, I was grinding as a server, working at a spa, and I was also working at a club, and I had three jobs.

And Chris says, "Yeah, first move to LA." It was like not really what I was expecting. I mean, I thought like, "Hello, your lead actor for the Tangled reboot is here." But, uh, didn't really happen. I sort of thought it would just it find me at the diner, but no, we barely had anything. So,

such sad news on that front, by the way. Have you heard of that? H the Tangled new Tangled movie casts Tegan Croft and Milo Mannheim. I mean, you got beat out by a Manheim. Cameron Mannheim is somewhere right now like, "Haha, suck it." Vanderpump rules, loser. Enjoy blowing your cousin for the next decade.

Dang, that was three hours ago. That is fresh news. And that really is Cameron Manheim's son. I didn't talk it.

Oh, is it? Wow. I I didn't know that that was really Cameron. Tangled star Milo Mannheim is following in mom Cameron Mannheim's footsteps.

There you go. Little Boston Legal. Don't [ __ ] with a Boston legal B player. I shouldn't call her a B player. Supporting player.

She won an Emmy award for something. Cameron Mannheim for Boston Legal, I think.

Or the practice. One of those. There's the practice. It was the Boston Legal is after that. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. the practice. Yeah, you're right.

Wow, this really is Sorry, Mr. Brand new brand new news. Well, I don't know why I'm so like shocked by this, but yeah, that is that is tough. Sorry, Chris. You you would have been a great choice, but unfortunately

I know. I actually felt bad for him, but then I remembered that this is a show about watching people's dreams die, and I was like, so much is happening in season 1. Yes.

Also, I have to say, I know that Chris feels like he is the perfect, you know, Flynn writer. I gotta say, if I'm going to choose anyone from Bravo, I'm going to choose Joe Bradley, the Southern Charm version, not the Below Deck version, right? I think I think I got to say it's a it's kind of a Joe Bradley role.

I don't remember the man in that movie. I just remember the chick cuz she was great. I just love that movie. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah. I don't remember the guy doing much. I mean, whatever. The chick had so much. I was like, can you spare a little? I'm surprised they were able to even make a whole movie out of that. I always like I always loved Rapunzel as a fairy tale, but I always felt like it was a bit one-dimensional. It was like, oh, she got put up in the tower, she grew her hair out, she let it down, he climbed up, and I'm always like, how did they get down from there? Isn't he Once he climbs up the once he climbs up the tower, isn't he just stuck in the tower also? Unless

it's like hang mail, I guess. Like you get a nail and you hang it and then you like loop your hair around it and you could use it like as a both way kind of a thing.

You cut off the hair and then tie it to something in the tower and then No, you don't cut off the hair.

No, no, you don't cut it off. I mean, I remember I saw the movie, but I just I don't remember that much.

You don't cut off the hair. Yeah. Just like It sounds like a gross live action movie though because in cartoons the hair looks cute. You know what I mean? It's like, oh my god, just this long. But hair that that's long in real life is just not cute. It's all damaged and like issues. There's probably bugs living in it.

It's gonna be an awkward live action movie. I'm just saying right now. They're going to be like, "Cameron Mannheim's son was disgusting trying to manhandle all that hair." Cameron's going to be like, "Damn it, we worked so hard for this. We should have let the Vanderpump kids rule Vanderpump rules kids take it." Oh god. Um, according to uh Google AI, it says in the classic Brothers Grim version, the Rapunzel story ends with the witch banishing Rapunzel to the wilderness where she has twins and her prince blinded by thorns after jumping from the tower. See, that's what happens. You can't get back down. He had to jump out of the tower, finds her by voice, and the tears of her joy heal his sight. So, basically, she was

into the woods. I know. I was like, isn't this just into the woods? I think Google AI messed up because I'm like, she was in the tower and then her mom was like, "Fuck you. Get out of my tower. I was protecting you. Now you're going in the wilderness. Enjoy your kids

with me. You got knocked up. You got knocked up. Rapunzel's like, "I'm on Only Fans, guys, now." So, I've been like kicked out of my tower and I'm just like on Only Fans. And then you sign up and she's like not even showing anything.

She's braiding her hair. You're like, "What the [ __ ] Rapunzel?" Wow. didn't promise you anything. Okay, so um we're hearing So we're watching the boys make this Mother's Day video. They're now jerking each other off while Jason tells us, "Yeah, like when we first got here, like it was bad. We were living in our [ __ ] cars." And Chris is like, "Yeah, dude. My Volkswagen Jetta." Oh god, right there. Just get the nuts a little. All our clothes were in trash bags. And Jason's like, "Yeah, I was using trash bags and and clothes as warmth at night and your body heat." And honestly, bro, I was just getting sick of ramen noodles and [ __ ] cat food.

And oh god, this I forgot forgot about this detail. Well, first of all, it's also funny like using your using your trash bags and clothes as warmth at night. Like, and you and your body heat. These two. I mean, can I sign up? Where do I sign up again? I'm willing to go back. So then Jason tells us, "Yeah, man. When I got here, I was trying to eat clean and I didn't have any money to do it, so I was eating cat food." Really? And producer is like, "What does cat food taste like?" And have you seen Gray Gardens? And he's like, "Um, tastes like canned tuna, like the one you get at Ralph's. You mean not the one you get at like Bristol Farms? Not the one you get at Arowan."

And he's like, "Honestly, shout out to them. I was shredded." I love that. That's what he prioritized. He was like, "I don't have enough money for anything. Like, I'm bar I'm scraping things by, but got to look good." Which honestly, it's LA, so I actually that is the journey for for many actors. I mean, it worked. The cat food stock just went up. I just imagine so many so many queens in this town especially being like, "You know what? He did it. I can do it." Cat food it is. Cat foods. Yeah. So, uh, so, um, no. Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

No, I was gonna say that. So, they're just doing their like, uh, they're doing this photo shoot with their manager, which is funny. This this random girl, and Jason's like, yeah, Chris and I were just trying to figure out how we're going to make money faster. And I see all these social media people, and I'm thinking to myself, how are they making going to make money like this? And I'm like, do we need a backstory for why you decided to join Only Fans? I think it's it's pretty obvious.

You're on. Okay. Hey, it's an option. You took it. We get it. And uh so meanwhile um they come um at the same time, which is really impressive. And Jason's like, "Yeah, subscribe if you want to see Justin Fox's page." And Chris is like, "Yeah, like and subscribe if you want to see Axel Stone's page." Oh god, Italian Stallion 3. Yeah, find me. Italian Stallion 3. I love that you're an Italian Stallion 3. Listen, it's hard enough getting into the live action Tangled being Italian Stallion one, you know. But three. Yeah.

Also, I just looked up Axel Stone and it's it's actually a Street Fighter character. I was like, you named your porn name after Street Fighter.

Of course you did. Did Who's Wait, who's Say it. Who was that? Axel Stone. That's Chris. Chris is what? Didn't he say he's Italian Stallion? Oh, no. You're right. Yeah, he says this.

But I just like there's actually Axel Stone. There's also another porn star named Axel Stone. This is what I'm discovering as I'm looking here on I did Axel Stone Only Fans and all sorts of fascinating things have shown up. But wait, I just looked up Italian Stallion 3 and this is not him. This is some guy who just had a baby. He's like, "Hey, I'm Italian Stallion 3." So wait, who's he saying to follow? You need to get better at this. I'm trying I'm trying to get a boner, guys. Who's this Italian Stallion 3? Okay. What's this other name?

Axel Stone page. Axel Stone with no E, I suppose. I don't know. Maybe maybe there is an E.

Stone naked. I'm going to look up Justin Fox. Justin Fox only fans. Let's see if anything shows up.

Yes. View profile. It's like it's sensitive. Are you sure you want to look at it? Yes, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, it is Axel. Axel the Stone. So, you see they're not even getting But it says Axel the Stone hasn't posted.

Do I need to subscribe? I will say I looked up Justin Fox who was Jason and I said Justin Fox only fans and I did not find anything particularly good there. But there is another Justin Fox who was a porn star and he is quite impressive I will say. Good for you other Justin Fox. This one is like Justin with a Y and two X's.

There's a Justin Fox who keeps on taking nude photos of himself in airport bath like airplane bathrooms. He's doing great work.

He's like this big beefy guy. Good for him. Yeah, I can't find him. Okay, we'll have like a full We'll have a full at least X breakdown one of these days. So, um he's like Yeah,

we'll do the South Beach We'll do it at South Beach Miami. Yeah, we'll do it at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival. screen.

Hell yes. So Jason's like, "Yeah, people were hitting me up on Instagram left and right saying you should do Only Fans." And then like all of a sudden it was just like Eureka. And Chris is like, "Yeah, Jason started Only Fans before me." And I just saw how much money he was making. And I wanted to make as much [ __ ] money as we could. So we did it. And now they're in leopard underwear and they're going, "Happy Mother's Day." So stupid. Did you did you mention this line from Chris? I may have been looking at old fans pictures at this point, but did you mention this line when he said,

you know, serving, you can make good money, but we were still in the hole. Oh god,

you got to really think about you're literally in it in this scene. You are really really showing it off. Okay, so yeah, they're like in leopard. Happy Mother's Day. So, their photographer slashmanager leaves and J and then Jason goes, "Okay, well, I got to study Shakespeare because I got my scene tomorrow." I was like, "Oh,

so amazing. So good." So, then we go to Shane getting dressed. He's like, "Oh, yeah. Wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man. That's how it's going to go today." and he's getting ready for like a date. And he's telling us, "In one point in my life, it genuinely was, dude, how do we get laid all the time? I didn't care about the consequences of that." But you know what? Now I'm older. I've been humbled by life. And it's more like how do we tell the truth, but still get our needs needs met, bro? Shane Davis, baby.

Yeah. So, you are still thinking, "How do I get laid all the time?" You're just saying now I'm not going to lie about it. And by the way, in this scene that happens, he literally lies to get about it.

Yeah. He goes, "Women have sexual needs, too. I'm here to fulfill them." Yeah baby.

So, this girl Kristen arrives and he's like, "Hey, sorry my dog didn't go crazy for a second." And she's like, "It's okay. I love dogs." He's like, "Yeah, Kristen's an absolute baddy and I met her on set. What set was it?" Doesn't matter when you're a model. All all the world's upset. And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in the dating pool because I think the situation with Natalie kind of made me insecure. Got all these guys leaning into like now I'm insecure. I'm vulnerable. It is hilarious. This is such a 2026 version of this show. It's kind of amazing.

What we see two weeks ago, Natalie being like, um, you shot all your cards. It's like making me kind of bored. So now he's like, "And now I'm just gonna like have a couple of solid dates after all this confusion just to get my mojo back." Yeah.

He's like, "Oh my god, how does this open?" Oh yeah, it's a twist top, baby. It's a twist top of the wine. There's time in my life where I was wondering how do I trick a cork out of a bottle, but now I'm all about the twist off. Hope you don't mind. I'm going to have some fruit puns. Okay. She's like, "Okay." And so, um, she's like, "Sorry, I started drinking without you." So, what have you been up to? Like, most of screenwriting. You know how it go. Yeah. I got my life story, which I'm working on. Pretty, it's pretty pretty much the whole [ __ ] thing cuz Yeah, I got shot when I was young. I was paralyzed. I had to learn to walk and [ __ ] Maybe you've heard about it. Probably not, cuz my story is not out yet. Bopic, baby.

I'm calling it 8 mile too. So 16 mile, huh? I don't get it. So she's like, "Wow, can I see gunshot wounds?" Yeah. Look, I put band-aids on them. Gunshot wounds while I always know where they are when I want them press and check.

Oh god, I'm a half titty. And then he tells us, "Yeah, I've got a problem trauma dumping, but you know what? I'm an over shower, but using those gunshot wounds as a lure to show off the hard work I've been putting on half titty. Not a bad idea. Ding. Yeah, I got this one in high school. And I And so it's the devil reaching for hope. That's my hope tattoo. The devil reaching for hope. Like, wait, so the devil You're saying the devil's trying to take hope or the devil is like actually trying to find hope? The devil's trying to be hopeful right now?

I like that the devil really just like wants to be understood. He's like, "Oh, God, please hope." It's like, "No, stop."

This is a reminder that you have to have I'm assuming it's like, "This is a reminder that you've got to keep hope alive cuz otherwise the devil's going to take it away from you. So, um, therefore, I've got it tattooed on my shoulder in case I forget to have hope."

What an absolute [ __ ] tool. I love it. She goes, "Wow, I love it." He's like, "Yeah, yeah, I want to make out." And then he gets a text and it says here and she goes, "Oh, a text from someone named Karina." Huh? And he goes, "Oh, that's my [ __ ] sister." Um, let me text back in your car. God or I'm telling mom.

She's like, "I want to [ __ ] you." Well, you have a weird relationship with your sister. That's just the way we talk. That's it. That's fine. Anyway, you got to go. Got to go. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. She's like,

she goes, "Look, I don't care. I was just with I'm with somebody, but I don't care as long as they're up front. He goes, "Yeah, right. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay, get out of here before she sees you." Okay. Yeah. Ethical nominogamy is making sure upfront that a woman knows that your intentions are not for exclusive commitment. Kristen's dating other people and she's cool with it. I'm like, ethical nominogamy, what you're describing is just like guys being like, "So, it's where this is like not a thing, right? So, we can see other people." That's not ethical nominogamy.

That's just like you having your cake and eating it too. Low carb, of course. Yeah. So, I know you got to get to that concert. And she's like, "Uh, what concert?" I got your tickets. Here's your concert. Go. Have fun. Bye.

But we are definitely seeing each other again. All right. Have a good one. And come Karina. Yeah. Naples. It's literally like watching like Coar or something like that. Okay. Okay. And now coming to the stage is Karita.

Yeah. Someone else who looks exactly the same. Different same girl, different tattoos. So, uh, the producer says, "You're seeing multiple people, but you're very transparent." Mhm. That's right. Ethical monogamy, mother trucker. Okay. But then why didn't you tell Kristen that Karina was coming? And he's like, "I I can't really say it. I just can't say it."

Come on, man. So he's like, "So you been good, Karina?" She's like, "Mhm. So what about yourself?" He's like, "I'll be all right." And then he like leans in and just starts to kiss like, "Want to watch a movie? Let's watch something scary. Let's watch the ice stom weaver." And Shane is like, "Look, Karina loves movies. I have the best VHS collection upstairs. Don't have a VHS player, but I have a collection." So what I do is I hold one and one my one hand and one the other. to do like a little puppet show with the with the VHS as puppets. It's so good. We got five minutes into it and then we just bone.

Yeah. Karina's really into the first five minutes of movies. Yeah. So stupid. So now we go to Angelica's apartment and Audrey comes over and um Oh, Angelica's like, "Um, bro." Well, literally standing up just now like um I like tonally felt it. I got my back blown out in the worst way by a man yesterday.

Yeah. A word of silence for my vertebrae. Not going to lie. And at the end of it, he was like, "Oh, by the way, I just want to be honest. Like, I did cut off the girl I was talking to." And I was like, "Okay." And then after telling me this, he tried to kiss me. And I was like, "I just like don't want anything to do with Jason, not going to lie."

So, she's like, "Let's go over my history with Jason." And we flirted for a full day and that was super cute and then he made out with another girl and then he invites me to a place and doesn't show up and then we do a weird date where he injures me. Like can we just move forward from this situation? Like what the [ __ ] bro? So uh Audrey's like did he did he tell you about his other job? Um they're OF. She's like only dance. They really kind of talk so well on this show. I was just like yeah you didn't know about it? She's like what? Like that's like another red flag. Like what is the content? Like I don't want to know. I'm like so desensitized to Only Fans because like ever since I've had like a phone, I've like known what it was. Like I won't say like I've never thought about doing Only Fans, but you can express yourself how you want and make like a lot of money and then [ __ ] off to Europe and like marry a prince.

Like I don't know if they would like want anyone who only does who does Only Fans, but you know what? They wouldn't have to know. I love this narrative that she has for herself that you do only fans for enough money to then fly off and marry into royalty.

Yeah. I think it's harder than people make it sound. Only fans cuz everybody's on it, you know? I think it's like you're you're out there like wheeling and dealing and hustling. And I think I told you this, but at my niec's high school, um there was a mom doing Only Fans and she wrote on the back of her car with like paint on the window. You know when people do that like just graduated but instead of that it said like only fans and it had her like QR code and so all the dads she was getting in trouble cuz all the dads were like sitting in the carpool line and going to her only fans you know

like you have to work it. Yeah. It's there's competition out there. It's really very difficult.

So Audrey's like um can I tell you a funny story? So Chris and I were hanging out after our surf lesson and like I'd been like drinking and he goes you want to just stay at my place and I was like sure. I mean, it was like PG-13, but in the morning, I needed a shower. So, he's like, "Second door to the right." So, I go to the shower and there's like, "Do you know what a penis bump is?" She's like, "What? What does that entail?" She's like, "Yeah, it's like to get like I don't know, like to get an erection or like erectile dysfunction or something."

She's like, "Oh my god, poor thing." She says, "Yeah, but like it was staring me down." And then we see, don't we see it? Isn't this where we see it? Okay, show us a picture of Okay, so not only is it the penis pump, it's also a a big rubber [ __ ] that's in there. Did you notice the big rubber butt thing?

The jerkoff toy. I saw that. Well, I was wondering if cuz I saw I feel like I saw the pump cuz I saw the thing,

but then I saw Then I saw the the Yes, I saw the the flesh the flesh um what's it called?

The flesh I don't know. I just call it a fake. What What else do you call it? The flesh pump. The flesh You know, the flesh thing. It's called a flesh thing.

I feel lazy for stuff like that, honestly. Like all the the gadgets and the things and it's too much.

But yeah, I know. I noticed what it was. It was like No, it's not a flashlight. I know what those are.

A flashlight is different. It looks like a flashlight, but this was like a butt, you know? It looked like a little butt.

Oh, so maybe the what I thought was a flashlight was the penis bump. And then I did not see the I did not I've se and then I do know that there are those like butts that like you can [ __ ]

Yeah, it's like a butt and a pussay. And uh so so that's in there too. And so she's like yeah and um I was like staring me down. I was like mid Oh. She's like Yeah. I was like staring me down. I was like mid shampoo and me and the penis pump locked eyes and I was like hey and it was like what are you doing here? And I was like what are you doing here? And he so he sees her in the hall and he goes, "Hey, I thought you were in my bathroom." And she's like, "I was." And he goes, "No, that's that's not my bathroom. That's Jason's bathroom."

She's like, "Oh my god." So, I just want to point out that this stuff is in the public bathroom that's in the hallway for the guests to use. And it seems like this will be an issue because the previews for next week, they're doing a photo shoot and Angelica says 3 2 1 say penis pump and then it looks like Chris gets mad at Audrey because like why are you making fun of the penis pump and then Audrey gets mad at Angelica? Like why would you say that? Why would you out that? But I'm like this penis bump is in the public bathroom of your of your apartment and also you're on Only Fans and

Jason's bathroom but still but it's Jason's bathroom. But she said, "I went down the hallway."

But the implication is the bathroom is public facing. That's gold. So Angelica's like, "Ew, ew, I need to shave my ears and grow new ears. I wish I was like a starfish because like they can regrow their ligaments." And so Angel, she's like, "I want to cut off my ears, but then I want I want them to grow back again." Um, so then Angelica Angelica's just lying there. She's like, "Ow, my knees and back hurt a lot." He's like, "My my neck, my back, my [ __ ] and my crack. They are out of commission right now." And

well, he that's two out of three things that he had in his bathroom. So Andrew is like like, "Well, we're going to the Abbey tonight because we just want to like gross out all the gay people who are just trying to have a fun time. Be like [ __ ] dancing." Yeah. Like shake ass. Uh so um now at the abbey um Audrey's there with Mary Faith and Parker and they're talking about Venus bringing his sister and then Natalie comes and um you know but I don't know it's just like hello hello hello. So then um the boys come, Chris comes and uh he's like whoa I'm big on shakuderie guys and Audrey's like I'm obsessed with people ordering for me so go for it.

It's like oh yeah you're in good hands with me. I know my way around shakuderie. I just made some for my mom and then jerked off all over it. So then my last video Venus has a sister Savannah and he's like Savannah is my youngest sibling and she is in my eyes is just like perfect in every single way. But you want to like know a little bit of dirt on Savannah? She hooked up with Peter once. Yeah, that Peter Savannah what the [ __ ] were you doing? She's probably like thanks thanks for unnecessarily telling America all about that. I'm not a cast member on your show. Okay, I'm already mortified.

Neither is Peter. And he's catching strays in every episode. So then Angelica and Peterson Peterson Angelica and Jason hang out and she's like, "My back hurts." And he goes, "What is it from jiu-jitsu? Is it like from jiu-jitsu?" She goes, "Yeah, like you were rough. It's like when I stand I feel this like electric shock and it shoots down my whole spine. Like it's scary." And he goes, "Yeah, you should go to a chiropractor."

Yeah. She's like, "You should send her to a [ __ ] chiropractor." Did you back blow her?

She says she's getting an MRI tomorrow. And he's like, "Yeah, it's probably just like a pinched nerve. It happens to me like all the time." Oh, you ordered food. Shows up. He's like somehow thrown off by this. He's like, "Do you have any uh you have any Friskus in that? Any any fancy feasts?" And she's like, "Yeah, I think actually like Chris ordered it." He's like, "Hell yeah. I'm just in pain." So,

okay. I'm just I can't really stand. Yeah. So, Oh yeah. Well, damn. I want to eat that, but I can't have cheese cuz I'm not a cheese guy. God, what do you want? I'll put some on the plate for you. Like, [ __ ] Becky Nasses.

I'm just trying to give you a lot of hints that I don't want to talk anymore. So, I'll I'll get it. He goes, "They need forks." Yeah. Okay. I really can't talk about Churu logistics with you anymore. It's kind of driving me nuts. So, um I just want to tell you something. I just really I really like you and I might be like I think we might be better off as friends. I just feel like a little overwhelmed and when you tried to kiss me it made me I don't know. I just like I don't know but I feel like I don't know. I just think that like can you walk away now cuz I

Okay. Okay. Well, like I'm totally cool with being friends, I guess. I hope your back feels better. And so he tells us deep deep down I'm hurt. Like I could feel my ego trying to cover it up and be like, "Jason, don't act hurt." But like we just had a date and I had a chance to show her who I am when I was on top of her and she was pinned to the ground. Now it's just all cut off. Like all the feeling in her feet probably. God, what a wuss.

So you did show her who you were. This is You had three chances to Okay. That's why she's leaving. You blew her off. Yeah. You blew her off the first night.

You were a no-show the second night. And the third time you tried to kiss her while also giving her back injuries. Yeah. So he tells Chris that he got dumped and Chris is like, "Whoa, bro. She's playing games. She's playing games, bro." And he gets like way too mad. You guys are weird. Just date. Like

I know this frowned upon, but like you're too mad and it's creepy. And then he's like, "I mean they just had a jiu-jitsu class and apparently she can't stand up, but she walked her ass over here." It's like, well, she can walk. It's she's not like an invalid now, but her

she's not moving a chair with a straw in her mouth. She's like just a total fake according to him. And he's like, "Yeah, I don't know. I don't know her, but like she's like got weird fake energy. So like I can't really tell her motives." What are her motives? She just dumped him. It's not like she's playing games with him. She said, "I don't like you." And she left him. That's not a game.

The one who's acting squirrely is Jason. He's the one acting crazy. And then he's the one who's like he's upset that like she broke things off with him when he was the one who was like you're clingy and I don't want to talk with you anymore and then decided so like that already happened and then on top of that he decided he did want to talk to her and then he blew her off. It's crazy.

And then Chris says um yeah she actually sent Jason a picture of her at the gym the other day after jiu-jitsu. So like she's full of [ __ ] That's what she is. And she posted uh on Instagram last night. She's like,

"Um, here's a picture I supposedly texted him. It's from my Instagram." So, yeah. So, then, uh, in comes Shane. So, he sits down with Angelica. He's like, "Hey, what's up? How are you? Nice kid, man. Why is there food on it?" And Angelica's like, "Yeah, you look like really good tonight." He's like, "Oh, damn. You look really good tonight. What's going on over here? You want to sit down? Oh, you're already sitting down. That's so cool. How convenient. I'll sit down, too. I was like, "Yeah, cuz like I see you, but like I don't get to talk to you."

Like, "Yeah, I was a little worried about coming at you." Just cuz at first I was like, "I don't know what she's feeling, you know?" But why didn't you say hi? Cuz I just didn't step on Jason's toes cuz you know, like he needs those toes. He's pretty short. Like he needs to stand on them. You know what I mean?

She goes, "His tiny little toes. You don't want to hurt his tiny little feelings. She does a little stupid.

So he says, "I always thought Angelica was hot, but I thought she was really madly in love with Jason." Bro, super important, but the chemistry is just happening right now. Sorry, bro. Sorry, bro. I think you're hot, but like I also like don't know you. He's like, "Yeah, you don't need another ex. That's that's all there is to it." Uh, do you like movies?

Period. With a T at the end, and that's all I want to know. And he's, so Mal's like, "Oh my god, look, look what's happening behind us. Look what's happening, you guys." And I was just like, "Oh my god, I'm pretty sure it's been.5 seconds since she was talking to Jason. I mean, girl, we do not have to homie hop. We can do a homie walk." I'm like, "No, that's just.5 seconds since she broke up." But she wasn't talking about Jason for a while. So then um Shane is like, "Yeah, I'm in this weird space where I'm trying not to get too attached to anything. It's a weird space called the past 10 years of my life probably."

Yeah. So you're just like trying to [ __ ] everything with a pulse. Yeah. Check, check check.

Okay. Well, let me see if you got a pulse. Wait, you don't have a pulse, girl. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's dead. She's literally dead, guys. This is [ __ ] crazy. She's dead. She died. She died in the jiu-jitsu mascot. She's reanimated. Someone help me. Someone get her. Get her fake. put it through her hair. She's lobby.

So Chris is like, "Oh, she's going to be petty. Well, I want to butt in." So Chris and Sh I mean, Angelica and Shane are like, he's got his arm around her in this booth. So Chris comes up and he's like, "Whoa, what's going on here? What's going on here?" And Shane's like, "Um, just having conversation, nice conversation." And Angelica's like, "Yeah, it's just like two really nice, sweet people just trying to get to know each other." And Chris is like, "Well, it's looking a little bit more than that." Okay. He's like, "Yeah, well, this is how you and I sit, okay? This is what we do." And

Okay, bro. Well, good luck with her. Good luck with her. She goes, "Oh my god, what the [ __ ] does that mean?" Like, he's acting like he dated before. We He wishes he dated me. Chris did Chris did such a good job. Wow. Go going in saying, "Hey, what's going on? All right, have a great night. Bye. Good luck." Like, wow.

Yeah. Be careful with her. Be careful. What an ass. So, she's like, "Oh my god, did he just like use his penis bump to come over here and [ __ ] block me?"

That was pretty good. That was a good line. So, Chris is like, "You know, that piss this pisses me off because obviously Jason's my [ __ ] best friend, you know, and Shane's my boy. Is Shane going to do Jason dirty like that?" But when it comes to bro code, you just don't do that [ __ ] man.

Yeah. So then um Venus is like, "Yeah, I don't get that [ __ ] I don't understand what's happening with that." So then everybody's all mad about this thing. So Angelica's like, "Oh my god, I hope I ate enough so the tequila doesn't take over the situation." He goes, "Let it take over, baby. Let it take over." Oh my god, put the tongue away. He's like, "Sorry, I can't. You keep pulling it the [ __ ] out." She's like, "Oh god, I hope your pullup game is great." I'm like, "Whoa, this is really escalating here."

Say, "Fuck that [ __ ] Let's have some fun." So now everyone goes to dance, but they're all mad. So they're like, "We're we're dancing cuz we're mad now. We're going to get our anger out on the dance floor."

So they're dancing and he's like, "You look so good." And she's like, "You're so disarming. I appreciate that. This is part of that RZ that you have with all the girls, right, Riz?" He's like, "God,

people." Yeah. So, they see that everyone else is dancing. So, they go join them to dance. And then uh Marcus goes to check out if uh Jason's okay. And Chris is like, "Dude, he's fine, bro. Leave him alone." He's like, "I don't give a fuck." And Natalie's like, "I dodged a bullet right there." So, what's going to happen? And then it ends with Marcus going, "What a whore." And then those two and then um Shane and Angelica kiss on the dance floor which was pretty quick. But you know what? I support it. Um just because Jason was a [ __ ] and he deserves to

I support it too. They weren't dating. Come on. Give me a [ __ ] break. That guy How many times is that guy going to stand her up? So stupid.

Exactly. What a [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up, Marcus. Idiot. Yeah, I'm glad to know that this this show is just going to keep idiotic men at the forefront, you know, because I love ragging on idiot men, but good lord.

So fun. Well, thank you everyone for being here for this extraordinarily long episode. Um, and we will catch you with some Southern Charm later today. And we got so much content still to come this week. There's so much. Thanks for being here. Get your tickets for the Golden Krappies. Don't forget about ad free Watch or crawins available on our Patreon. And we will catch you on the next episode. Goodbye everyone.

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Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons"?

Jason (Guest), Ben Mandelker (Host), Angelica (Guest), Natalie (Guest), Marcus (Guest), Venus (Guest), Ronnie Carum (Host).

What is "Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons" about?

In this recap of Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05, the hosts dive into the latest drama and developments within the show's cast, while also announcing the pre-sale for the upcoming Golden Krappies event in Los Angeles, highlighting its excitement and engagement with their audience. Additionally, they encourage listeners to contribute memories from the past year to help shape the event's content.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

36 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Vanderpump Rules, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Carum, Angelica, David Oscar Marcus, Venus. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Vanderpump Rules S12E04&05: Angelicas and Demons"?

The episode runs 1 h 48 min; the transcript is about 22,020 words in 299 timestamped sections.

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