Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump

What this episode is about

The main topic revolves around the humorous and dramatic developments in "Vanderpump Rules," specifically highlighting an outrageous storyline involving a penis pump. The hosts express their excitement over a recent iHeart award nomination and promote upcoming events, including their annual awards show, while emphasizing the fun and communal spirit of the Bravo fandom.

Key takeaways

• Vanderpump's 'pump' makes for riveting entertainment; sometimes, stupidity is the best escape from reality.
• With only 180,000 viewers, Vanderpump Rules is struggling, but good TV often takes time to find its groove.
• Penis pump drama highlights that even the most ridiculous conflicts can provide genuine amusement amidst life's chaos.
• Shane's quote on erectile dysfunction: proof that humor can bloom even in the most unexpected places.
• In the search for joy, why deny yourself some ridiculous reality TV? Life is hard; laugh it off.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Ronnie Karam (Host) · 40 min speaking
• Ben Mandelker (Host) · 40 min speaking
• Lisa Vanderpump (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Angelica (Guest) · 12 min speaking
• Jason (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Demi (Guest) · 4 min speaking
• Natalie (Guest) · 4 min speaking
• Marcus (Guest) · 4 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Shane Davis, Lisa Vanderpump, Patreon, Vanderpump Rules
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Lisa Vanderpump
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Lisa Vanderpump
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Lisa Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Vanderpump Rules, Shane Davis, Lisa Vanderpump, Formosa Cafe
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Shane Davis, Formosa Cafe
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: Shane Davis, Vanderpump Rules, Lisa Vanderpump, Formosa Cafe
8. 1:10:00 – 1:19:25: Vanderpump Rules, Lisa Vanderpump

Notable quotes from "Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump"

• Yeah, I'm like really excited. We just got nominated for an iHeart award for the party.

  about iHeart · at 0:40

• That's where you find a lot of our stuff. Also, it's where you find a link to our Patreon. Our Patreon is where you get bonus episodes. We are covering the traders right now on…

  about Patreon · at 1:33

• So here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12, episode 6, Pump Fiction. We are at Venus's apartment in Wanetka. Where is Wanetka?

  about Vanderpump Rules · at 4:40

• So Audreyy's Did that actually come out of her mouth? You're telling Lisa Vanderpump about the penis pump?

  about Lisa Vanderpump · at 17:40

• Shoot this as if it's like a big deal film festival, but like if you've ever been to the Formosa, the Formosa Bar Cafe is a Los Angeles landmark. It's like part of old…

  about Formosa Cafe · at 59:24

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Shane Davis — Person · Cast member discussed (Vanderpump Rules reboot) / subject of recap · 7 mentions · first at 3:58
  A central figure in the recap: involved in the penis-pump storyline, shares personal backstory (being shot, ED/Viagra, sobriety), and premieres a short film that the group attends.
  Yeah. At one point I like had I just I had to text Ronnie. I was like a Shane Davis quote. He goes, Me personally, I could never be embarrassed by a penis pump because I got…
• Lisa Vanderpump — Person · Referenced celebrity / authority figure within show recap · 11 mentions · first at 2:06
  Central authority in the Vanderpump universe; she reprimands staff about fighting and a mirror/picture falling, and reacts to the 'penis pump' discussion.

Places & events

• The Crappies — Event · Event · 1 mention · first at 0:51
  Mentioned as an upcoming event related to the podcast or show
  Thank you, iHeart. that's super exciting. Also, the crappies are coming up February 27th here in Los Angeles.
• Formosa Cafe — Place · Setting · 3 mentions · first at 43:45
  Mentioned as a venue for an event within the episode
• Wanetka — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at 4:41
  Mentioned as a location within Los Angeles where events take place
  So here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12, episode 6, Pump Fiction. We are at Venus's apartment in Wanetka. Where is Wanetka?

Media & podcasts

• Vanderpump Rules — Media · Main topic · 6 mentions · first at 4:40
  Central theme of the episode, discussing the show's content and cast dynamics

Sponsors

• Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at 0:10
  Platform mentioned for accessing bonus content and supporting the podcast
• iHeart — Company · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at 0:40
  Mentioned in relation to an award nomination for the podcast

Full transcript with timestamps

0:05 Welcome to Watch What Crappins. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ronnie. How are you?

0:36 How you doing, baby? What's going on today? Everything going great? Yeah, I'm like really excited. We just got nominated for an iHeart award for the

0:45 party. Cool. Thank you everyone. Thank you, iHeart. Um, that's super exciting. Also, the crappies are coming up February 27th here in Los Angeles. The glorious Los Angeles. Those are our yearly Bravo Awards shows. Many times imitated but never replicated. So come see us. We would love to see you guys. It's going to be a star studded evening. Going to have great times, great laughs, new friends, old friends. You know what? We're all together. We're all going to be together. We're all going to be laughing at the same [ __ ] So come. It's going to be so fun. It's an an excuse to dress up and party with other Bravo people. And um you will get more information just on our socials. Go to uh Instagram, look up watchcraftins.com and follow us there.

1:33 That's where you find a lot of our stuff. Also, it's where you find a link to our Patreon. Our Patreon is where you get bonus episodes. We are covering the traders right now on bonus episodes. And we are also doing videos every day for crapins on demand. Those are also on Patreon as well as our new and improved adree feed for all episodes adree. Join us for that. And uh that's that. E

1:58 that's that. Hey Ben. Hey Ben. E that is that. What's you got to say about it? Ben got to say

2:06 is Vanderpump pump rules. They put they're putting the pump in Vanderpump today. It's actually about a penis pump.

2:15 Yep. It's a big penis pump drama. This episode was so funny to me. I was so deeply entertained. I loved how petty it was. I loved seeing the spirit of Sheena arriving in Angelica's body. That was great. And um I don't know, I'm like really enjoying this Band of Pump Rules. And it's makes me sad to know that there are a lot of people who are like not even watching it, not even paying attention to it. And I just feel like life is so hard right now. Things are terrible in the world at the moment. And this is sort of like a really joyful bit of stupidity. And for people who may be on the fence, I say give it a shot because I was cracking the [ __ ] up at this episode. What about you? What' you think?

2:59 Well, life is a lot harder right now than Shane's penis. We all know it. True. You know, and I think that we should all be watching this show. It's a good show. And you know what? I feel like I'm proilitizing all the time. And I'm just going to stop. You guys do whatever you want. I mean, people listening to this might be watching it, so I'm not yelling at you. I'm just saying, you know, people are going to do what they want. They're going to make their choices. There's a lot of choices being made right now in this country I don't like, but they're being made and I'm just going along, you know. So, you guys do what you're going to do. You You know what? Deny joy. If you want to deny joy, I deny it. But I'm enjoying it. I hope they give this show another chance at the network because it's not looking good. I mean, it's like 180,000 viewers.

3:37 That is bad. Yeah, that is worse than Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Sorry. And watch what happens, actually. But that's bad. So, um I hope they get another chance and let this show blossom because I believe it will. It's already so good and it's only episode six and most shows take a whole season to warm up. This is already warm. It's already warm. We've already got a guy.

3:58 This Shane guy is such a trip. I can't believe all the stuff he just comes on in bears on TV today

4:04 and still makes it funny somehow. And uh I mean I I love it. That's it. Yeah. At one point I like had I just I had to text Ronnie. I was like a Shane Davis quote. He goes, "Me personally, I could never be embarrassed by a penis pump because I got shot so I have erectile dysfunction and I have to take Viagra." And I don't know, for me that's just life. Like to me that's just like, "Oh my god, this show is actually so good that someone would actually say that." Like I got shot, so I have to take Viagra. But hey, that's just life, man.

4:38 That's life. That's life, man. So here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12, episode 6, Pump Fiction. We are at Venus's apartment in Wanetka. Where is Wanetka?

4:49 That is like deep in the valley somewhere. Like I don't It's like one of those places I've heard of in the valley, but I actually don't know where it is. Wetka, Los Angeles. Where is it? It's like

4:58 Are we going to look it up? Yeah, I need to look it up. Is that far away? That's far. And I live in LA, but I'm new. So,

5:05 um Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, that's when it's by Kenoga Park. That's far as [ __ ] I mean, that's 12 that's 12 that's half an hour from me. So, that means he's like an hour away at least from work.

5:19 The 405. That's hard. It's It's like It's past Rita. It's like west of Rita. It's west of Northridge, east of Kenoga Park, north of Tarzana. Like that is to me that's just like a foreign land. Everybody ever say that?

5:38 I wonder what their home goods is like. It's just like whenever I see people going to Paris, that's my first question. I wonder what their homegoods is like. So, um, he's at Waka, the glamorous world of Wakka. And he's like, um, after 24 hours of being around all my friends, what are your thoughts, Sister Savannah? And Savannah's like, well, my hair is healthier than yours, you know. She goes, but also my other thought is, what the [ __ ] And he's like, yeah, I'm telling you, girl. I'm telling you, hair flick, hair flick, hair flick, hair flick. And then we go to Natalie's apartment in Westwood and she's putting on makeup and she is trying to find out, wait a second, who's working? And she looks and we see that Demi Demiy's on on duty as manager on duty. She's like, [gasps] "Say a prayer on the way there."

6:24 Oh my god. Yeah. And then um the boys are all getting ready for work and um Jason's like, "Yeah, bault energy." And then Marcus is flexing in the in the mirror. He's like lifting his arms over his head and flexing. He's like, "Yeah, oh yeah, good." Photo shoot mode. Yeah, buddy.

6:46 But we also see that Jason takes over an hour to get ready. He starts putting his his hands in his hair and he starts like moving around the little tufts that are like intentionally messy. It's like very again, it's like very 2005 kind of like Fallout Boy Hoopa kind of looking hair. And he's like making it just so and he's putting on all his moisturizer and it's going on and on and on for like an an hour and 10 minutes just for him to come out of the bathroom looking exactly as he did when he came in. Yep. And um Lisa IS ARRIVING AT TOMATO.

7:17 It's a photography day. It's another day for photography. And the photographer asks her if she's going to model. She's like, "Me? I'm not getting undressed. Those days are over. That magic is gone. Wait a minute.

7:31 [snorts] I'm in another [ __ ] bow. What do you think about that? Feeling my real vulnerability here, boys. We knocked out the Sir Yelli photo shoot just a few weeks ago, but we have a lot of merchandise at TomTom and at sir and the internet craves it. So now we need to do a little shoot for the merchandise. My staff is bloody gorgeous and also the very best bartenders of all Los Angeles. So, what's the point of hiring them if I can't put them to work?

8:02 Yeah, I don't I don't know that that's going to really sell it. But and also that merch is kind of ugly. I mean, it's like all glittery there. They've gone over the top with the glitter for the TomTom. I get

8:14 I get that we're going for like Tom Sandival's kind of band, bro. Yeah, man. Band, but uh it's it's it's a little much. So, uh Marcus shows up, you know, everybody just shows up and talks about how they're modeling. Even Shane comes. He's like, "Hey, good to see you." She like, "Are you here to help us out to Shane Davis?" He's like, "Oh, yeah. I'm donating my cheekbones and my jaw right now." Oh, well, that's very generous of you. Thank you for sharing. Now, give me your soul. So, then Marcus is like, "Hey, are you chewing gum?" He's like, "Oh, yeah.

8:50 Let me spit that out. I mean, I just want my jaw nice and prepared for you guys." Like Shane Davis is always chewing gum. He's definitely like he's in like the Henry Winkler like fawns style of being like here I am chewing on a model with a leather coat. Yeah, man. Yeah. Get my jaw ready. Get my jaw nice and ready for you guys. It's like all right. Come on. Let's got I've got other problems to sort out. And here she comes. And it's Audrey. Audrey's there as well. You know, they're just all showing up to do the shoot. Who cares?

9:21 So Audrey's like, "Well, Lisa, we did have a little party last night." She goes, "Oh, really? Well, you were here last night, were you? As if I hadn't heard what happened. I didn't hear good reports. Tell me, tell me. Close your eyes and take me back to a smoke appearing in front of you. Tentacles behind me. Tell me everything. So, we cut to 20 minutes earlier. Logan is like, "Well, some of the sir kids were in here last night and they were pretty drunk and they were dancing on tables and crying and screaming at each other and they ripped one of the mirrors off the wall." And then we see footage, security footage from TomTom of someone dancing on the couch and knocking over a small mirror.

10:08 You say, "Who the [ __ ] do they think they are? Do you know that that mirror was placed there by the maestro himself, Nicola? Who is going to tell me I'm the fairest of them all when there's no mirror mirror on the wall? SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS. And Audrey's like, "Oh, that was my friend who did it. That was my friend."

10:30 Oh, your friend. We'll get her in here. It's time for a little stem cell surgery.

10:37 Yeah. Let's name names, Audrey. We all know it was Mary Faith. Okay. It was Mary Faith. And you're just covering for her because you're getting to use her horse, but we know it was Mary Faith. So,

10:46 oh my my uh my throat's dropping into my vagina. I don't want to go to British jail. Please, please don't take me to British jail.

10:53 You're going to British jail whether you like it or not. Now, please put on this furry cap and riding pants and send yourself off.

11:03 So, tell me more. Tell me more. Then what happened? We all thought it was over. Like, close your eyes again. Smoke is filling your head. Tell me, tell me everything that happened with this merry faith. And she's like, um, and then people shouting, screaming, crying. Go on. Then Demi and Natalie, they were, what were they doing? What were they doing? Were they shaking hands, making a business deal? This restaurant is all about business. Business business. No, they were fighting. Oh, fight. For God's sake, one of my managers fighting.

11:37 Come on, spit it out, Audrey. Do you want a life iron bars eating nothing but mushy peas and soggy fish and chips? Come on, tell all. Okay. Well, it was Demi. Demi and Demi and Natalie. And we see this cell phone footage. And Natalie's just sitting at the bar with her bored face like just you would not know she was at a bar. She looks like she's just watching TV. And then Natalie comes over and puts her arm on her shoulder. And Demi loses her mind out of nowhere. She goes from just being blankfaced be like, "DON'T [ __ ] TOUCH ME." I was like, "See, these kids are crazy. I'm so proud of Bravo."

12:10 Like this. These are kids on their off time who are screaming at each other. They're not just screaming for us on TV.

12:15 Yeah. They're working in their off hours. And Demiy's like, "Oh, does anybody even want Natalie McGuire here?" No, didn't think so. No hands were raised. So then Angelica comes in and Chris is like, "What's up, Mama Pump? You're looking hot today in purple." Oh, well, I'll tell you what. This is not going to fly with me. someone will pay for the destruction and the fighting. So, um, Angelica comes in and she's like, "Ow, my back. Oh my god." Like, after you form a connection with a guy and the next time you see him, you don't necessarily know how it's going to go.

12:49 But the connection with me and Shane, it's real. It's real. Basically, because like he hugs her, hello. Like, hey, sweetheart. And she's like, "Oh my god, he like loves me." So the producer was like, "Is she giving you butterflies, Shane?" Uh, I mean, she might be, but I can't really shake that out loud. I can't be like, "Oh my god, there was like butterflies." Like, "Oh, [ __ ] No, no, those aren't butterflies. Those are just the bullets that are still stuck in my stomach." Yeah, it's called serotonin and oxytocin receptors and just like a little bit of mac and cheese from last night. Oh my god, they're acting up.

13:31 Oh, so Marcus sees Angelica and uh he's like, "How are you?" And she's like, "Oh, long morning. I had to get X-rays." Yeah, because like that Jason Jiu-Jitsu stuff. And he's like, "Oh [ __ ] you're lying." She's like, "No, like actually like I'm getting scared now cuz like every time I [ __ ] stand, bro, my lower back feels like it's getting electrocuted." And she starts crying. And he's like, "Wow, that was a really [ __ ] date." Jeez. This is where the spirit of Sheena comes through cuz you know it's so funny cuz I've been really on Angelica's side the whole season. I think that Jason has been shitty to her as someone trying to court her and he's been playing games with her and this is the episode where we get to see as per the tradition of an rules that this is a lazy Susan of awfulness and uh guess what her dish has just arrived in front of me and so uh this is Angelica's episode where she's revealed to be also

14:18 just terrible and crazy. And so now she's like crying about this X-ray situation uh which did slammer around. He did slam around.

14:26 I'm not saying that he didn't, but like this was like such a fake cry. She's like, "I'm really worried. I'm really really worried." I'm like, "Okay, okay, you're getting some mileage out of this one."

14:38 Um, yeah. I'm still team Angelica right now because who like takes somebody on a date and then slams them around on their date and then gets on top of them is like, "By the way, I've been lying to you. You want to make out?" Like, what an idiot.

14:49 It just sucks that it keeps on hurting. Like, I got egg this morning. And Audrey's like, "Oh my god, you had an MRI this morning." So Audrey's like,

15:00 and Chris hears it and he's like, "Oh jeez." Chris hears it. He goes, "Oh my god, this one. Jesus." Uh because that's his cousin you're talking about. And he's going to stand for his bro. They just jerked off together for a Mother's Day promo. You're not going to stand between them.

15:15 So back at TomTom, Audrey's like, "I'm so sorry." And Chris is like, "I mean, is it hurting right now?" cuz I don't know. She goes, "Yeah, it is hurting." And he's like, "Yeah, this might be the biggest cry for attention I've ever seen in all 31 years of my life."

15:30 I thought the cry for attention was you getting naked on the internet to get some money, but that's okay.

15:35 I know you were just standing there in a leopard print. You're an actor. You're an aspiring actor. You cannot complain about people crying for attention. So Lisa comes in. She What's wrong? I [snorts] hold on. I smell something. Is that the smell of a mirror that's been taken off the wall? No, it's something sweeter, more pungent, more beautiful, more delicious. It's the smell of a [snorts] broken bird. A literal broken bird. Oh, Angelica, do you have a broken back? You look like a pretzel. What's wrong with you? Darling,

16:04 darling, please, please stop crying until I've got this shalice under your face. Okay, continue crying so I can collect the tea. Oh, I did jiu-jitsu with Jason like I'm really hurt and he slammed me on the ground maybe like 12 times and he broke my back like Okay, so he broke my back and I broke his heart. That's what happened.

16:22 Oh, tell me more. And Chris is like, "Yeah, breaking his heart's a little crazy." Oh, but you guys weren't together, right? Cry about it more. Cry into this cup. No, we weren't. I just have the ick and like, you know, as a woman, you just get the ick and you're just like repulsed by someone, you know?

16:39 Darling, it's called marriage. Get it. So Chris is getting mad that Angelica's like talking [ __ ] about Jason to Lisa. And so he's like he's getting himself into a frenzy. And

16:53 Lisa gets kind of mad cuz she's like, "Excuse me, repulsed about a man. You're repulsed by a man on this show." No, you're only repulsed by their hotness, their handsomeness, their attractiveness, their ability to sell Tom merchandise. Rephrase. I demand a rephrase. What has he done to repulse you? Well, that's the right word. I mean, that's the right word, though. Like, he got an Only Vans and he uses a penis pump. Do you know what that is?

17:20 His what? A penis what? Penis pump. Teeny. A penis pump. Teeny. No, just a penis pump.

17:30 Vand pump. Don't understand. Get Branding on the phone. Get Chef Petty in here. Someone has stolen pump. So Audreyy's like, "Did that actually come out of her mouth? You're telling Lisa Vanderpump about the penis pump? Like what are you doing? And how do we get from your back is hurting to penis pump with the span in the span of like 5 seconds?" Well, Lisa is asking her that's how and she's like, "Oh my god, like I think a penis pump is for like a man to get like an erection." And Lisa is like, "Oh, do I need this?" Listen, the best thing to ever happen to a woman is a man not being able to have an erection. Why are we trying to fix things that don't need to be fixed as a pothole outside? Can we fix that? Can we get a pothole pump?

18:19 Penis pumps. And now I've heard everything. I thought that when you're 20some years old, you don't really need something to make it go up. You need something to make it go down. If you want to make things go down in my house, all you need is a new Bentley. Am I right? So, Angelica's like, "Oh my god, now I'm just spilling all the beans. I'm so sorry. Where is he now? Where is he? I love a little broken penis bird. Send him over here." And and so, um, she's saying, "It's probably hiding." Whatever. So, then over at Sir, Jason's serving tables. And I love how like whenever Jason talks, he does sort of sound like he's in the talking part of a porno, right? He's like, "Hey, let me get my pad real quick. My memory is shot today." It's like, "No, let me show you my pad, which is my pussy." You know, but like he always sounds like he's like the delivery man that just showed up with the pizza or the plumber or the guy

19:18 who's just like tired from like a jog who like ran into his friend, you know? He always talks in that canned way.

19:25 Yeah. Um, so, uh, Kim comes in, she's like, she's just like a dark cloud. And so Natalie is bartending and, um, she's like, "Oh my god, what do you think about my drink that I'm making? How gorgeous is this?" And Venus is asking her what it is. She's like, "Yeah, it's a drink that I'm creating. It's going to be like a lavender French 75 and I bought edible glitter for it." Like, isn't that great? People are literally going to [ __ ] glitter after they they they have my drink.

19:52 And then Demi comes in. Um, Venus, will you please check your section, please? So, over to TomTom. Lee says like, "Oh, well, not not Shane. Not in in that. You want to wear that apron over your shirtless chest that says Shag the Chef? Oh, it's so naughty." And Chris wants one, too. And so, she's going to find them another. And so, Chris is like, "Oh, yeah. I got to get a little pump in there." Huh? get a little pump in there. Am I right? So Marcus is doing push-ups uh in his apron, which is, you know, great. I I encourage that. And Lisa's like, "Oh, for God's sake, I think you've got enough of that, guys. Sorry, you don't need to do a thing. Just pose in front of the camera. You're fine. You're perfection."

20:40 So then Shane starts doing the push-ups, too. I mean, these guys. And then Audrey is corners Angelica, and she's like, "Hey, why did you tell Lisa about the penis pump?" Oh my god. Oh my god. And I'm like sorry because like I'm like you want me to say why I don't like him and like let me list all the reasons and be like super honest cuz like that's what I am. I'm like super honest. Oh my god. She just like wanted to know. Yeah. Well that wasn't really cool of you because now she knows. She Yeah, but I don't see anything wrong with it. I mean what's wrong with it? So now we see people taking photographs and looking sexy in the merchandise.

21:18 Ooh. And then uh as they pose, Angelica goes, "Okay, everybody say penis pump." And Audrey just gets all pissed off. She's like, "I feel like Angelica's using what I told her about Jason and weaponizing it to embarrass Jason."

21:33 Well, yeah, she is. But, you know, like you're like the the guy at the gun store mad, you know, after a shooting. Stop selling the guns. You did it.

21:43 This is on you. So, back people don't kill people. Penis bumps kill people. Yeah, exactly. Angelica is like going to Shane. She goes, "Did you know about it, Shane? Did you know about the penis pump?" And Shane's like, "Well, who is he?" Like, "Austin Powers?" Yeah. Jason has a penis pump. Jason has a penis pump. And he's like, "Who? Jason?" She goes, "Yeah, yeah." And and Audreyy's like, "She needs to go back to whatever school she got her degree from and ask for a money back and then use that money for therapy."

22:17 Good one. So then she's like, "Sorry, I was trying to manifest an ending to that burn. I couldn't quite get there." Season one burn. Season one burn. So Chris is like, "Whoa, yo, Angelica, what's all this penis pump talk?" She's like, "I know. I'm sorry." Goes, "Yeah, I don't think you're sorry." Yeah. Well, okay. Well, I'm sorry. That's something I can't stop saying because it's right here, like right on my mind. So like, I'm sorry I keep talking about it. Penis bump. Penis bump. So this girl Veronic is like, "Did you know he used a penis pump?" And Chris is like, "I mean, I've got a penis pump. I mean, it's temporary and it's better for sexual satisfaction, too. I mean, look, I use a penis pump because I'm on Only Fans to, you know, to deliver." And you don't do a steak, you don't go to a steakhouse and order a plain burger. You want something thick and juicy and a little intimidating. You

23:02 know, athlete stretch, I pump. We all have a routine. I was like, "Okay, I You're not the Michael Jordan of Only Fans." Okay.

23:09 Yeah. He's like, "It's called dedication." Like, um, no. So Chris is like, "You know, you're really talking loud about it." Okay, Angelica. And there's like other people here. So I think that's like a little disrespectful. And like zooms in on like an someone listening like just a regular person eating food like they're talking about penis pumps. Well, Shane's good. Jason's good people. You know, she was just [ __ ] around, guys. Now Angelica's like, "Well, it didn't have to be yours. It was just in your house. Why are you taking ownership for the penis pump? I mean, Jason needs more self-awareness. Like obviously me being 100 pounds, he shouldn't have thrown me in that way. I mean, obviously he hit his penis bump. We wouldn't be talking about it right now with broken backs.

23:48 This is a I mean, look, I mean, this is a pretty seal. This is It's a tight case that she's got here, right? I mean, like, if he had just hidden the penis pump from someone else who was not me, then she wouldn't have found it and told me about it. And then me with my broken back, I wouldn't have gossiped about it cuz my back was broken, which as we all know, there's a direct link between a broken back and gossiping about penis bumps. So, it's really

24:09 Yeah. I like how she just meshes it all together. She's like, "You break my back, I talk about your penis bump. That's it. That's it."

24:16 And he's like, "Well, I don't know. You seem pretty fine to me right now. You were dancing last night. Didn't seem like your back hurt last night." And she's like, "Um, I was sitting." So then we see a flashback of her dancing. Um, I mean, she wasn't doing like the splits, you know what I mean? But she was, you know, she was dancing. I don't think we neither of us deny that the that she was that she is in pain because we did we did and do still think it's [ __ ] up because he did really thack her down on the mat doing his martial arts instead of hers and that was too much and then had the the the balls to say by the way I'm talking to other people too so like you know and you're like you know pain comes and goes you may have taken some Tylenol or something like that it's not up to us to police it um I feel like I'm working towards a butt but I actually don't remember what the butt is so I'll just

25:03 leave it at that Like you're worried about I feel like you're worried about offending people who hurt their backs. Like I'm not really sure.

25:08 No, I don't actually don't have a butt. I just I'm just like like she's allowed to be in pain. Oh, what I was going to say though is but she really is going on a victory lap with this. Like she's I mean the penis bump thing. I mean look I support her being messy about Jason. I think Jason is a [ __ ] and I think that he does play games but like she's being messy but then won't stand in her mess and she's she's also kind of like sanctimonious too and I kind of want her to choose. I think she's standing in it. She's saying, "Yeah, I'm saying you have a penis bump cuz you have a penis bump."

25:36 I like that she's not backing down. She's like, "Yeah, you have a penis. Who cares?"

25:41 But she's like, but like later on though, she's more like she's trying to take more of a virtuous thing back or like she when she says, "Well, he should have hit it if he didn't want to be seen." It's like, I understand you're upset about your back, but like you should either just say, "Yeah, I I want from her to say he has a penis bump and I don't care if I'm shaming him for the penis bump because that's what he gets for hurting my back. I just want her to say that instead of being like, "Well, um, he should have hit it. If he didn't hide it, it would have been okay." Just like just stand in your pettiness or just don't be petty at all. I think that's what I am getting to.

26:13 Yeah. I guess there's just not enough precedence of penis bump fights to really know what to,

26:18 you know? It's like what's fair? What's fair here? So, but Chris denying her back is weird because your cousin was throwing her around on a date and like threw her on the floor a million times. So, I don't have a leg to stand on either. So,

26:32 yeah. Yeah. You're like you're allowed to be in more pain in certain situations than on others, you know.

26:38 Yeah. She she's had a whole night's sleep and she could have slept wrongly on it and now she's hurting more today than yesterday.

26:44 So Shane's trying to be a middleman and he's like, "Well, she was sitting most of the night, but you know, there's not a bad guy here. Like Jason for sure wasn't attempting to hurt you back." Okay. And Chris is like, "Yeah, you didn't have harmful intentions. You're just reaming him out a little bit too much right now. And you know what? If anyone's going to ream Jason, it's going to be me. And we're going to get paid big [ __ ] money for it. So, I don't appreciate it cuz that's my cousin and he swallows. And you're just being a little disrespectful and you're talking all of this [ __ ] You know what? Talk [ __ ] after you've had this man's balls in your mouth. I would never. I would never. So then Angelica's like, "Well, I know it's information from your girl, which is then Audrey's like, um, out of so out of context. It's so out of context because the original context was I saw a penis pump and then you used it

27:33 by saying that I saw a penis pump." And that's like a different context than me seeing a penis pump. This making me so upset. Like she lost all my trust. I was the one who opened up the can of worms, but I didn't know the worms were going to turn into snakes and then the snakes were going to bite me. And then someone was gonna take a snake and try to fish with them that then fish weren't going to catch them because they're fishing with snakes. Why don't you fish with worms? Go back to school,

27:55 Audrey. Literally, the point of a penis bump is to turn the worm into a snake. So with it,

28:01 Chris into an anaconda and an anaconda into a bus. He's like, "No, this is private, Angelica." Oh, it's private. Like you guys have the only fans that everything can click on. like you share your dick to the whole general public, which is like she's basically saying because you have an only fans I can talk about all your all your [ __ ] in your house, which is not really true. Um, but at the same time, I do appreciate that these guys are getting [ __ ] because while I think that she's being incredibly messy and I don't like her delivery of it, I want her to be stand on her pettiness more. I do think that Chris and Jason are garbage and so I appreciate how annoyed they are right now. I really like that.

28:44 And he's like, "Well, I wouldn't say Angela has a [ __ ] dildo." She goes, "Well, whoever will descri subscribe and now you're like upset about a penis bump. Like, really? Be [ __ ] for real, though." Okay, you are taking this too far. You are a fake [ __ ] Whoa, sir.

29:00 We're talking to women like this in 2025. What the [ __ ] man? That's That's not a good sign.

29:06 It's episode 6. We're supposed to find out about what a misogynist you are in season 2 and a half. Okay, give it some time.

29:14 Is like, so now they're all mad. She's And then she's like, "Guys, guys, guys, relax, relax. Okay, don't pull out any guns right now. Come on, guys." So then we go over to sir and Venus is um like his table doesn't have the cocktails. And now I was like, "What are you talking about?" Like, I swear to God that order never came in. I swear on my life. So then the

29:35 This is just a very This is such a Vanderpump order, though. He's like, "Yeah, my drinks didn't come in." Okay. It's a pineapple mimosa, a glass of procco, and a Hugo Spritz.

29:46 I don't even know what a Hugo Spritz is, but I know everybody hate it either. I know. I lose respect for anyone who gets a Hugo Spritz, too.

29:53 A Hugo Spritz and a pineapple mimosa. That's a very pumped order. So Natalie's like, "Oh, that never came in. Never saw it." So then we see Demi Demi hears it and she's like So then Kim is um Kim is looking at something that's a BLT with an AOL side. And Jason Jason's clearly confused by it. And she's like, "What are you confused about?" He's like, "I just can't find it. I've never done brunch before. I don't know how to enter in BLT with an Aoli side into the machine." She's like,

30:27 everyone's just like rolling their eyes and angry at Sir in this scene. You guys go to your sections. Lisa just walked in. Please. Smoke bomb alert. Smoke bomb alert. Lisa's like, "Oh, one minute it was a carpet and then I was standing on it. Look at that. Timmy, I need to talk to you." You too, Natalie. Not you, Natali. You, Natalie, get over here.

30:49 Rascals, I need one of you to get into this box and I'm going to have GMO saw you in half. Are you ready? Um, okay. Never mind. Never mind. All right. What's going on? arguing and screaming and arguing and being in the presence of mirrors falling off of walls. TomTom, it's not right.

31:03 Let me tell you my morning. I went over to TomTom and I looked at the wall and I said, "Wall, wall on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?" And the wall said, "I can't see you. I'M A WALL." WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIRROR IN TOM? I don't feel secure about this situation. Much like the painting feels about being on the wall, insecured. So don't deny it. Whatever you will say, whatever you want to say, say it now and then we have time to move on. So say it now, say it loud, say it proud, and get it out because after tonight, you shall never have a voice again.

31:46 Okay, Lisa. So I decided last night I was done with the friendship with Natalie cuz like I just like can't do this friendship anymore. I can't do it. Yeah, but I literally don't even know what the problem is with her. Like, who doesn't want to have a friendship with me? Like, seriously, what?

32:01 Well, that's your problem if you don't understand why I don't like you. Because look at my face. I don't like anyone in the program.

32:06 Yeah. [clears throat] My problems with Natalie did not happen overnight. I've like had issues with her for like the last few weeks now. And you know what? Four weeks, you're done. Like, you're toast. It's over. 3 weeks, it's fine. You can have another chance. Four weeks, done. Yeah. Montage of us fighting now. Fighting. Fighting. Fighting. Fighting. Why? Why? Why? I'm fighting fighting. You're the worst. Fighting fighting fighting fighting. Back to the interview. So yeah, like it's I'm so mad. And Demiy's like I'm at a point where I just like I cannot have a friendship like this. Well, can you not look at it from my point of view? A wealthy person using poor people to make television that you're exploding. You just keep going round and round in circles. But off camera. If you're going to do this, do it on camera. This is the problem here. We're trying to do a reboot.

32:55 America doesn't like us yet. You must do drama on television, not off of television. Please see it from my point of view. Me looking down at two little ladies with scarves on their head standing in a cheese line fighting over cheese. You're both going to get your cheese. Paws. You're both going to get your cheese. Do we understand where I'm coming from? Have you ever heard of a man named Cedric? No, that's the point. Do your job or be never heard from again.

33:30 Disappear into the French sewers like that little queen did. Um, so Natalie's like, "Um, well, I don't even know like what you're talking about, like a picture being on the wall. Like, what's up with that? Like, I have nothing to do with a picture off the wall." Okay, listen. It's all a big deal, okay? You're still in my bar. Whether it was a picture, whether it was me, you're in my bar, you're fighting, you're taking pictures off a wall. Stop it. The fact that we're having to sit down about a picture that fell off a wall is so funny. That picture, do you not understand that Taylor Armstrong's party planner made that for me? It stays on the wall.

34:10 I hate excuses, especially from my managers. When I hear an excuse from one of my managers, I want it to be about why they're [ __ ] one of the staff members who are 30 years their junior, not about petty things like mirrors falling over walls. It makes me so angry. It makes me want to grab a mirror off a wall, throw it at your face, and put right back on the wall where it belongs. Yeah, I agree, Lisa. I agree. Yeah, cuz neither one of you are winning in this equation right now. Oh, at the end of the day, you're both girls who work at sir. No one wins.

34:43 Picture knockovers. Cuz like, by the way, we don't know if it's a picture or a mirror because Lisa said it's a mirror, but then Audrey said it was a picture. Something sounds like someone was framed. Get it.

34:57 It was a mirror, but in the certain angle, it's a picture of a perfect woman. when of course a perfect woman stands right in front of it and that perfect woman is Rosio surprise. Um so Natalie is like almost every time I see Demi I have like no idea if she wants to make up or if she wants like nothing to do with me. And like that's how I felt every day growing up in my house. My mom used to tell me I love you but I don't like you. And the reality is I do not have a a relationship with my mother and I had extremely toxic childhood. And when I saw Demi I was like she could be my mother and then she doesn't want to be my mother. And when I try to suckle at her teeth, she says, "Please stop doing that. Please serve this pumpini instead." And I said, "But you're rejecting me all over again, mother."

35:40 And she says, "Stop calling me mother." And it's like really [ __ ] up for me. You know, one of the funny things about recapping Vanderpump Rules 13 years later with like a new cast. Is that the first goround when people would be like, "Oh my god, my mom hated me." And she said like, "I don't want a relationship with you." Uh, we'd be siding with the waiter, but all these years later, like I get what your mom is feeling.

36:07 Like, I can't like I see you on TV. I see you on TV. Like, I'm on the mom's side.

36:13 Yeah. I mean, that's how I feel about all the bra celebrities. I love you. I don't like you. Okay.

36:17 Yeah. Like, I'm I'm on the I'm on the parent side these days. The best part about recapping Vanderpump Rules is all the [ __ ] that you forget about that was just on the episode you saw last night. because I came away from that episode being like, "Oh my god, this whole stupid thing about the penis pump and that became a whole big drama and they were fighting back and forth about penis pump. This is so funny." And then as you go through it again, you're like, "Oh, and we have a whole scene dedicated to Lisa um reprimanding two women because a picture fell off a wall or a mirror fell off a wall." Like this is the kind of like petty, stupid [ __ ] that I just live for. Well, I've worked here for two years, Lisa, and this is my family. This is my family and they're all telling me that they hate me and they want nothing to do with me. Natalie, it's your figurative family. It's your literal family. At

36:58 some point, you've got to look in the mirror on the ground and say, who's the problem here?

37:05 Yeah, seriously. So, back over at Pump, Audrey, Chris, Marcus, and Shane leave. And Shane's like, "Hey, how's it how's [ __ ] Kimberly going doing, bro? What's going on with that?" Mark's like,

37:17 "Oh, so strong, dude. So strong, bro. after my like after my gig, you know, like after my DJ gig, like I think it's the strongest point in our relationship. I wore Ray-B bands. I mean, that turned it around. That turned it around.

37:30 Hey, bro, hit me with a flashback of of your love. Okay, bro. And we see a flashback of him being like, "Babe, this relationship and you, it's like the most important thing for me. Like, I'd like to re ask you to be my girlfriend for another 10 months by wrapping this French fry around your ring finger."

37:48 Oh my god. Oh my god. But like definitely not for like another 10 years. Okay. Like 10 years is too long to be just girlfriend. Okay. You want to be together forever? And she's like, "Yeah, I love you, baby. I love you." Yes. So, we come back to the present. And Kim's like, "Hey, babe. How'd it go?" He's like, "Oh, it was so good. It was fun. We did a photo shoot. Like, we're just wearing hoodies and [ __ ] It's like life of a DJ. You know how it goes." And then we see Audrey and Chris at the other side of the bar. And Jason goes up to Audrey. He's like, "Hey, are you okay?" And she's like, "Oh my god, you're going to hear about it.

38:22 I'm going to die. I'm going to die right now." And Chris like, "Oh yeah, you missed a lot." It's like, "Really? What's it about? Please tell me. I'd love to know."

38:30 Yeah. So, you know what I told you about yesterday? And we see a flashback of her being like, "Yeah, so I had coffee with Angelica. I told her a funny story about how I was when I was over and I took a shower." And he goes, "Oh [ __ ] you saw the dick pump and all that [ __ ] Did you see the rubber ass, bro?" Yeah. You saw the rubber ass. So then Chris is like, "Yeah, pretty much Angelica made a [ __ ] fool out of herself. She was like really like [ __ ] screaming out loud penis pump like all [ __ ] day." It's like that's weird. Yeah. Yeah. I thought she was like clowning because like like I mean at least she brought up the dick and like the dick pump and I was like, "Oh man." I was like, you know, I got erectile dysfunction. I was shot, man. And like I got Viagra for days, you know? So look, I think that like she's able to she's just got to be able to explain herself. That's it, bro.

39:15 and they just kind of look at him like, "Oh, okay. Well, that that was a lot of

39:19 That was a lot. That was a lot to just throw in there casually." Yeah. And he's like, "Yeah, me personally, I can never be embarrassed about a penis pump cuz I got shot." So, like, I have erectile dysfunction. I have to take Viagra. It's like for me that's just life.

39:33 Just life, man. Just life, man. That's why it's got multiple girls lining up because I think Viagra, you take it and it just stays up for like hours, you know? And I remember a I was it it was either Erica on Beverly Hills or someone in my life like that. I don't remember where I even heard this, but someone said, "Yeah, the worst thing to ever happened to men to women was Viagra in this town because you know, you like marry an old guy and you just it's like awesome. He's old. I'll never have to [ __ ] him." Like he's not going to get it up. And now they're just up all the time. So you've got this troll on you all night long to get that money. It's like a hard it's it's a harder job. It's a hard time.

40:11 Yeah. Yeah, it really is hard. Literally. So Shane's like, "Hey, Angelica, could you go talk to Jason?" And she's like, "Um, um, I don't really want to." He's like, "I just feel like I'm caught in the middle of Jason and Chris. They're my boys, you know, and like Angelica, you know, I actually have like really good connection with her. [groaning] Like I'll be a big girl, I guess." So she comes up to me, he's like, "How are you?" like, "Well, I've been better like physically and I'm sorry if I hurt you with my joke, but like my back is broken." And he goes, "Do you want to talk in private?" I like, "But no, we're like talking in public cuz like you guys were like talking about me right next to me." So, and Chris is like, "Um, I think that's a one-on-one conversation." And Jason's like, "Yeah, cuz they all came up to me just to tell me what happened and I'm here listening." So, dot dot dot. Okay.

41:02 Well, let's be honest. Like it started when I was talking to Lisa because I was like crying and my back was hurting and she's like why are you crying? And then I just came out. It was like weird diarrhea cuz like I'm going through a lot. It made me laugh. I mean it's a penis bump. It's crazy, right? Isn't crazy.

41:17 Yeah. So you see the customer like, "Has anybody seen our server?" She's like, "Yeah, especially like while I'm going through weather things right now that are more like detrimental to my health than my mental state." He goes, "What's that?" My back. My back, bro. It's like serious. It's like you don't think it's serious.

41:34 I mean, I'm not coming at you. Like, why are you coming at me? Cuz I had learned how to play the piano with one foot. That's why. In the kitchen, we see the chefs. They're like, "Oh, man. The new girl is saying something about a penis bump."

41:49 You're acting like I'm telling you repeatedly. It's a serious thing. I'm not acting.

41:54 He's like, "Are you okay?" NO, I'M NOT OKAY. WHAT ARE YOU NOT HEARING? I'm not okay. Yeah, I could use some food. I could use another drink. And where's our waiter? Where's

42:03 Yeah. Well, why don't we like talk later about it? Cuz like I got to check on my tables right now. And then if you want to have a conversation with me, like maybe we could have a conversation about it later.

42:13 Um, you're kind of an [ __ ] right now cuz I'm telling you, you hurt my back and you can't even apologize.

42:18 I already said I'm sorry. Like I said, I'm sorry about it yesterday. Like if your back still hurts today, ask it to go back to yesterday and get the sorry. Jason has like a nice guy persona, but like when you first meet him, he's like super charming and he's like kind, but then like once you start to get to know him, he like does a suplex on you and it's like not nice. He's like not upfront. You downplayed it. You like downplayed it right now. Okay. Like what? You're gaslighting me and that's your favorite thing to do. Like gaslighter. Your favorite thing is to do like back break people and gaslight them.

42:50 I But like why would I pour gas on a light? I got to check on my tables. Okay, then check. Check then.

42:59 I will. And by the way, your apology was [ __ ] Oh my god. He's like, "Okay, guys. Um, I'm back. I heard you asked for your check." So Marcus picks up Shane outside of his apartment and um it's like a deep guy scene. It's like a deep bro scene, which I've needed.

43:16 And it's very Vanderpump rules where it's like, "Bro, bro, you nervous?" "Yeah, bro. I'm nervous. Bro, you know what we we should do? We should go like go where I go when I'm like in LA and I just need like a break. Let's just stop right here on the side of this road in front of this house. Okay.

43:31 Oh, I'm so glad we're doing this. I'm so glad we're doing this cuz I'm showing an unfinished short film at a on the rooftop of a restaurant next to the Target. I just I'm so nervous about how it's going to turn out. So, I really need this moment. Thanks for taking me to your lookout spot.

43:45 What's the Formosa Film Festival? Is that like at the Formosa Cafe? They were Formosa Cafe. I guess they just chose I mean they it's clear they show some films at the Formosa Cafe.

43:57 Welcome to the Tender Greens Film Festival. You got the Palm Day Cilantro. I personally am really excited to go enter a short film into the [ __ ] Tomas Short Film Festival.

44:16 Guys, there are five films that have been nominated tonight. Um, and the winner is French fries. Okay, thank you for coming to the for film festival.

44:26 Actually, I forgot I did forget to mention that I did I did enter something into uh into a film festival once and I am the proud first place winner of the short film of the year from the Egg [ __ ] Film Festival. Everyone comes with a complimentary bun. Thank you everyone.

44:44 Yeah. Um, I was in a short film festival a few years ago in Austin. It was like a big moment for me. It was huge. I get it. I I mean, I get it. One of the most horrifying things to sit through, by the way. Um, it's a short film festival.

44:56 The worst. It was terrible. It was 2 and 1/2 hours of pure hell. You would think a five minute movie would be like, oh, it'll be 5 minutes and it's over. Those things feel like they are six hours long each time one they come up and it's always just the same stuff over and over and over again. It is a nightmare to watch those things. Oh my god.

45:20 Yeah. So, he's got a he's got a short, guys. And um Shane's like, "Yeah, it's nice to premiere my latest short film, Deep Clean." Like, "Is it dentistry?"

45:31 I was like, "The story of using pineawol on your floors." Are you going to get a plaque removal during this? Like, what's happening?

45:39 Is this about your car seats? Yeah. Well, it's still model a little bit. I'm really more of a storyteller at heart. So, yeah. you know, I act, I write. I just started producing and I've been like working on this short film all year. It's pretty good. I learned to use a vacuum for it. It's pretty good. I use this uh industry grade uh software called iMovie and I just make some good [ __ ] man. So, this one we didn't we didn't spend any much money on it. just it's like a little concept so that like you know just to get financiers get a little taste you know like it's a story about a model who goes and he like talks to someone in front of a car and then he knocks on a door and talks to someone else there and it's pretty pretty good story and I'm thinking we could turn into a franchise so I don't know I think for most of film festival like this is where it's all going to happen for me bro pretty big deal yeah I want to see it

46:33 get made into a large feature film with a big budget and stuff like do I need to do Only Fans cuz like is that how I'm going to make my movies? Not if you can't get it up. So then Marcus is like well I've seen you come so far like literally like remember when you used to live in the valley and now you live closer and you've always worked so hard and you believed in yourself and like it motivates me like yesterday I became a DJ bro it's because of you. Yeah, she'll remember, bro. And like when you were about to leave LA, what did I tell you when you were about to leave LA? What did I tell you?

47:09 Yeah, you looked up at that billboard and you said you don't want to look up there one day and see me up there without you.

47:18 Actually, I was thinking about the other thing I said, which was, "Do you mind if I take your co your couch?" Uh, which still would love to call dibs on that thing, so just let me know.

47:28 You know how it is, dude. Like it's so hard to find people out here that are like happy with you, you know? Like they're like happy for you. Like when you win [ __ ] Like I've always felt like you're happy, you know? Like I mean you would be if I won stuff, right?

47:42 Yeah. I appreciate you, man. I really I really do, man. So, uh the question about that couch, does it come with the ottoman also, bro? Cuz I was thinking that would be a full set. It would be so good. Be so sweet.

47:53 Yeah. So, they're literally on the side of the road and Marcus is like, "Yeah, it's my little lookout spot, bro. Like I come here sometimes on my way home from work and I just like I take in the city a little bit. Um, excuse me. You do not live here. There's a no soliciting sign on the line for a reason.

48:08 I know she's like, "That's beautiful, bro. That's really so beautiful. Uh, I I wish I could do the same, but I usually have modeling gigs, so I'm usually booked and blessed. But for you just to be blessed and not booked, and that's great." So that's awesome that you come here and they look out and they're like, "Marcus goes, "Check that out, brother. Check it out. Yeah, check it. Take it in. Take it. What are we taking in, by the way? Are we looking at the where the where the borders used to be on Sunset? Yeah, man. I called the police 20 minutes ago.

48:38 I'm not kidding. Yeah. Well, honestly, bro, like today is like supposed to be a prep day, but bro, I took my pops for a hike cuz I've been showing him all around LA, bro. He's having the time of his life, bro. Is he? Like, is he everything you were hoping for? Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, like I had some trouble, bro. cuz like on the way when I was picking him up and um we don't we don't really see Oh yeah, we do see what it is later. Um so Shane tells us his story. He's like, "Yeah, I haven't seen my dad in a long time cuz I mean I've only seen him once in 3 years cuz my father wasn't really present. You know, he was in and out of legal trouble and jail and he's coming to a big moment. You know, it's a lot of pressure on me." And bro, I I stopped over at the store and I got someratom. That's an opioid. Isn't fake weed?

49:28 I have no I never heard ofratom before. I was like, "Oh, okay. I have no idea." So, he's like, "Yeah, I've been sober for two and a half years, and I got 10 years off alcohol, 12 years off meth, 12 year of 12 years off of fentanyl, and right now I've got two and a half years off marijuana and aderall and mushrooms and DMT and ketamine." I was like, "Oh, okay." I thoughtratom. So I looked upratom.ratom is a supplement that is sold as an energy booster, mood lifter, pain reliever, and remedy for the symptoms of quitting opioids like for withdrawal basically.

50:03 I have no idea. But maybe it's like methadone where it's like a little bit of it but not Listen, I have no never heard of. I just trust that when he says he probably shouldn't have it. Um based on the the list that he just uh detailed, I'm just going to believe him. Stay away from theratom. Yeah, that was a that was quite a list. Yeah, quite a list.

50:22 Yeah. Alcohol, fentanyl, meth, crystal, marijuana aderall mushrooms DMT ketamine, gasoline, spray paint, white out tape. You know, I put tape up my nose once. Didn't really get me high, but it did take out a lot of my nose hairs, which is kind of cool.

50:40 Pokemon Go, I couldn't put that down. I just walked all over this shitty Oh, man. That was a lot. I had great great quads that that summer. Yeah, ju I had my very first drink. I was probably about five years old. And my family introduced me to crack cocaine, methamphetamine. I mean, we were the hottest dopeheads in the trailer park, which is all that matters. You could be using, but as long as you're hot, that's what that's the most important part. And it wasn't until I was digging through the carpet looking for meth crumbs that I understood that I might have a problem. So, when I started recovering, my relationship with my parents really just kind of ended cuz I, you know, I was partying with my parents and I did a little drug.

51:11 What the [ __ ] What is going on here? Why are you bringing your dad into town? So, your dad and your mom are like crazy methheads and you're bringing them to LA, which is like pretty methy. I mean,

51:23 yeah. So, don't let your parents just run around the town all by themselves. Don't do this to yourself. Don't do it. Get rid of him.

51:30 Well, don't worry. He's safe in the hands of reality TV. What could go wrong? Oh gosh. New newfound stardom and suddenly your dad's showing up again. Look at that. Your dad found out you're on a TV show and he's showing right back up there with his methy ass. Get your father out of there.

51:44 Yeah. He basically tells us that he picked up he was going to buy this cratom, but the last time he bought cratratom, he went into a 2-year um [clears throat]

51:52 uh relapse and and it like was terri and when he's using he just lies and it's just he's dysfunctional. He lost everything. So he he put it down. He's okay. He didn't he didn't fall for it. But

52:03 whoa, Shane Davis, he like I'm incapable of being a good person if I'm on drugs. It's like incapable. So I put the drugs down. I went to the airport and I picked up my dad and he picked up the drugs. So, it was fine, you know? At least I got some vicarious out of it. But my dad was trashed. I mean, that's fine. Like, that's just who he is. Like, I love him. I accept him exactly the way he is now. I took him to my apartment. He snorted my TV, bro. I had to watch Netflix through his poop. It was crazy. It was crazy.

52:32 At least he's still hot. He's still a hot dad, you know. Haha. So Shane is his sister gets in uh later tonight and Mark's like, "Wow, this is going to be trippy for me to meet your sister and your dad, dude." He's like, "Yeah, I can't wait for them to meet you." I'll be like, "This is the last successful model." Okay. He does one gig per month at best. And by month, I mean decade, right? Okay. Spirit Halloween over there. [clears throat] Yikes. This is crazy. So they hug and they're like, "Wow, we're friends." And the police, you know, the police are coming. I swear they're coming. They're cough. We're fine. We'll leave, lady. So, um, now we go over to Chris and Jason's apartment and, um, gallons of water everywhere, which I support.

53:16 Big water person over here. Big water person. Finally got my water jug. Just have a water jug now. I don't have to waste all those crystal geyser bottles.

53:26 Whatever. So, uh, Chris and Jason are there and Chris is like, "Hey, what's up, Jace? I might need your help with some auditions. It's just some commercial [ __ ] You know that [ __ ] And he's like, "Oh, anything new that you're working on? Well, looking for a handsome model with rugged looks and great hands. So, come on. Check out these hands. These are the hands that are going to get me into tangled." Okay? Cuz look, I don't really say no to anything. If there was a door, I'll knock on it and if it opens, it opens. If it doesn't, it stays closed. If it opens up a little bit, I might be like, "Hey, can you open up a little bit longer? A little bit. I can't really get through." And if they close it, I'll be like, "Okay." I wasn't supposed to go through. They open up a little wider, I'll be like, "Hey, I this is better, but I still need you to open up a little bit more." It's like, "We get it, Chris. We understand." Okay, you

54:05 knock on doors. So, yeah, I've had a hand job before. You know, I've done a hand job before. You know, modeling. Modeling. I mean, I don't mean like literally. Oh, I mean, I have done a hand job before. Let's face it. I'm got to make a living. Am I right, bro? Come over here, cuz I'm doing a hand job right now. Doing a hand job right now. Okay. Ready to And could you hand me a paper towel? Hand me a paper. You didn't warn me that was coming. You should warn me that was coming. It's unprofessional, bro.

54:30 So, how are you and Audrey? It's like, well, I mean, we're just taking things super slow. I mean, she's only slept over once and we didn't even hook up, you know? Wait, you didn't hook up? I thought you all hooked up. Nah, I've been good though, bro. I've been good. Yeah, you know, I'm I'm a guy. I love to have sex, but like genuinely though, guys, like I just think it's like [ __ ] up past situationships, you know? So, I don't want that anymore. So from now on, I'm only [ __ ] my cousin. He's like, I mean, obviously it'll be soon. I mean, it's been like what, like 3 weeks? No, four. It's been four weeks since you've had sex. Wow, you must have a lot built up. You must be really, really horny right now. Well, I know you like girls, but if there's anything I can do to make it easier for you, because you probably can't focus in your job, and if you can't focus on your job, you're probably not going to be able to

55:21 earn money for rent. So, any way I can help, I'll do it. Even if you know what I got in common with the girl, I've also got a mouth. I'm here. I'm here, bro. I'm here, bro. It's been four weeks. In one more week, it's going to be a month. Come on. Come on, bro. Come on.

55:38 It's like, wow, that's so long for you to not have sex. Wait, I have a question. How was the kiss with Audrey?

55:46 Um, it was like a seven or like a 7.5, probably. Yeah. Jason's like, um, not going to lie, dude. When I kiss a girl, I know right away if it's I'm going to [ __ ] date them, like if the sex is going to be good and everything. Like I can tell cuz like the first thing that's like important about sex is like attraction.

56:03 Yeah. No [ __ ] That be I think with these guys the first thing is how big is the bank account? And then the second thing is attraction.

56:12 Well, that's exactly I think when you're like gay for pay you're like wow it's crazy. Like if you really want to like somebody you should be attracted to them. Like really? It's not the 20 in your hands. I'm shocked.

56:25 Secondly, if it's like the [ __ ] smile, it's a smell, bro. Like, if I smell like a girl smell, I'm not saying they smell bad, but I'm saying that they just like smell. So, like a smell is a smell. I mean, smell the smell. It's like that smells, but it's a good smell, not a bad smell, right? He's like pherommones. Yeah, dude. Like, I can tell like I'm like a [ __ ] animal, bro. I can smell those moans. And so Audrey comes over and um she's like, "Hey guys." So she's like, "Oh my god, this couch is like the same couch we slept on. We passed out right here. We didn't even have pillows." Remember that was like wild. These these are the days of our lives. I told Mary Faith that we passed out on a on a couch that didn't even have pillows yet. And she got so mad that she ripped a photo off the wall and threw it on the ground. She's crazy. Oh my god. Did I say that part out loud?

57:14 Lisa's going to ban her. He's like, "Whoa, whoa. before you go like too crazy like voyaging around our house. We should put locks on the bathroom doors. And she's like, I wasn't voyaging, you guys. He told me to take a shower in there. Oh my god, you were voyaging. I'm And I put a master I put a master lock on my room after you're voyaging. So yeah, I was cooking or something and I walked by and I'm like, "Oh [ __ ] she's in Jason's bathroom." And I was like, "Do you need a towel?" And she's like, "No, I'm good." And I was like, "Good luck." Great story, bro.

57:42 And Jason's like, "You use my towel?" That was like so disgusting. I like used it all over my [ __ ] I was like like rubbing it all over my [ __ ] You probably smelled like [ __ ] She's like, "Ew." It's like, "Yeah." And when I told her she was in your in your shower, she was like, "Oh, thank [ __ ] God." Yeah. And by the way, this is Jason talking. I know it's hard to tell between us cousins, but like when everything came out, it was just like so much at the wrong time cuz like first making out with Shane in my face and then the Only Fans thing, so I'm thinking uh the dig pump. And then it was like it was just like so much at once and I like literally just felt naked.

58:19 Felt so naked in that moment. I was like attacked. I felt like I was naked and not getting paid for it. Do you know how embarrassing that is? And she's like, "Yeah, one like I shouldn't have brought it up to begin with personally cuz yeah, well honestly I'm so happy you [ __ ] did because like I was telling Chris and like it showed her true colors. Like it showed her true colors and you know what? Her true colors walk funny because she has a bad back. Like, I can't believe I even considered dating somebody with a bad back.

58:46 Have you ever seen a rainbow that has a bad back? It's so crazy. But now we know what it looks like, so now we know to avoid it. Thank God.

58:53 Yeah. Well, how do you feel about her now, though? And she's like, um, I think she took some weapons that I gave her unintentionally and used weapons for violence. And now she has to do something that would gain my trust back cuz right now I don't trust her at all with my weapons. Mhm. So then we go to Shane and um Shane and his dad and his and and his dad's companion and they're they go up to the rooftop of the Formosa bar or Formosa restaurant and um you know they got a nice little group up there, etc. And and they definitely shoot this as if it's like a big deal film festival, but like if you've ever been to the Formosa, the Formosa Bar Cafe is a Los Angeles landmark. It's like part of old Hollywood. It's also just like an adorable little cafe. So, they're making it seem like this is the the staircase going up to Can the Can Film Festival, you know, and Kelly Roland's about to get kicked off the

59:45 staircase. And it's like, no, this is the top of the cafe. It's like Sundance with a lot of beer taps. So, he's like, "Oh, I'm so grateful to have my dad here tonight so we can see what it is that I worked so hard on in Los Angeles. It's like so special for me, you know? My dad's so [ __ ] proud of me. cannot find my bank card anywhere. Hope he can help me find that later. Such a good dad.

1:00:07 This scene was very important because it was a scene where we see that Shane travels in two douchebag worlds. And it was so cool to see him straddling both cuz you have the Vanderpump rules uh aspiring actor world of Sir and and TomTom, but then you have the aspiring filmmaker world, which is equally as douchy, but not as pretty. And it was cool to see him go back and forth between those worlds because we've seen those worlds here in LA for years and years and years and never between they they because usually the the filmmakers I feel like resent the actors cuz they want to be the actors cuz the actors are pretty but the actors resent the filmmakers cuz the the filmmakers have like intellectual cred. And so it was cool to see Shane being right in the middle and being able to go between both worlds.

1:00:52 Yeah. And um DC Walker, writer and director comes over. He's like, "Oh, you're Shane's father, are you?" Wow. So, did you guys ever do high school plays or anything like that to really inspire Shane? Is that where Shane gets it from? And Shane goes, "No, just did a lot of drugs together." So, [clears throat]

1:01:10 she's like, "Wow, you're too cool." Okay, you're going to see him on the big screen here, and we'll see if he's got what it takes to be a movie star. Okay. And tomorrow, I'm going to go back to my job as a temp in an accounting firm. All right. But tonight, I'm a writer director. Yeah. What are you doing with that table tent there? Okay. Do not cut your blow on the table tent. Okay. Put that down. It's a very classy festival, sir. So, Natalie comes and uh Shane says she's looking pretty and she's like, "Really? Well, you look nice. I mean, are you happy now? Cuz it's like a big night for you. It's like really big.

1:01:41 Like, this is crazy. I saw someone eating a hot dog over there. I [clears throat] mean, are we in heaven? Is like Robert Redford here? They've got Crab Raccoon here." So Shane is like, "Yeah, I feel just so supported by all my friends showing up and showing love and like tonight is one of the best nights of my life." Wait, one extra one for the film festival. There we go. Yeah. So people come, Shane introduces um Marcus to the dad and all of that stuff. And uh he's like, "Oh, I hear you're I hope you're having a great time in LA." He's like, "I sure am. It's a wild place this one."

1:02:19 Yeah. Okay, zip up your zip up. Zip it up. Zip it up, sir. I saw a bunch of queers down the street on San Monaco Boulevard. They allow that here. Okay, Dad. All right, let's just Here we go. Let's just be quiet here. Just put your cowboy hat back on. Okay, Dad. So, um, Angelica's like, "Oh my god, I feel like half the people here like now like like I'm not vibing with. So, like I need a drink. Like, I seriously need a drink. This is like crazy." Oh no. I'm sorry you said that, Angelica. But, you know, you can stay with me anyway cuz no one likes me either. And Angelica is like, I mean, like, if only they can drink their drinks a little faster so I don't have to talk to him. I guess I'll say hi to Kim. [clears throat] She's always fun. And Kim's like, huh? She walks right by. Audrey doesn't say hi to Audrey as she says hi to Kim. You know it's bad when you're going out of your way to say hi to Kim. You know you're

1:03:10 being passive aggressive and you're like, "Oh, wow. I'm at a party where there's so much fun happening. Let me be sure to say hi to Kim." last resort cam over there.

1:03:20 So Jason's like, "How [ __ ] to show up and be like so awkward." Yeah, she said hi to everyone but me. Yeah, she didn't say hi to me either, though. Well, she But she said hi to the girls. I was talking about the girls. Oh yeah, that's wild. Was wild that she she said hi to girls, but not me, too.

1:03:38 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the night of shorts night. The night of shorts night. That's right. That's the sort of

1:03:45 I'm being honored. It's like Jason goes up to accept an award. I just love So anyway, the Formosa Film Festival featuring the night of shorts night. Thank you. So, he's like, "Thank you so much for joining us here. Let's get started. Let's Let's put our hands together for Mr. DC Walker to see Deep Clean. Fun fact, DC stands for deep clean. It's an autobiography." Okay, enjoy everyone.

1:04:10 So, now we got clips. This one's me. And so Shane's movie comes up. I like Yes. to say that. To say that in case the sister doesn't realize that when she sees Shane Davis on screen that that is in fact him.

1:04:22 Yeah. Hey, that's me on the screen there. You might not You might not recognize me cuz I cut my hair a little different in this one. It's I'm method. I'm method.

1:04:31 So, we see scenes and my like his sister goes, "I'm already embarrassed for you." Like, girl, wait till you see the show. So, we see scenes from the movie and we see him going, "Hey, hold up. You sure you mean murder? Ha. Yeah. Well, but you haven't seen his wife since. I get it. That doesn't mean he's the reason. Angelica's like, "Shane really cute on the screen." He's like doesn't have any traces of a broken back. Like, I do, but he just has a jawline that just should be in the movies. Marcus is like, "He's got hair like Leo DiCaprio."

1:05:10 Venus says, "Yeah, watching Shane's film right now is like making me horny because like Shane is like hot as fuck." Okay, it's like an angel, like the face of an angel coming out of the clouds and it's like that's what's like being around him. He's just so [ __ ] gorgeous. So, [snorts] the movie ends and everyone claps even though they're probably like, "What the [ __ ] was that?" Like an unfinished short film cuz it says like like coming soon to a theater near you. So,

1:05:36 I guess it was like a preview like they made a preview. Yeah. Yeah. So Natalie is like, "Yeah, um I know everyone's complimenting him and that's great, but I need to see more range from Shane because like I've got a BS in acting and actually like I was the best in the class and my teacher told me that and I trained with the lady that discovered Orlando Bloom who's like single right now. I mean I don't know if he's single but like he's getting divorced. So like call me, call me,

1:06:03 call me. We can like bond over having the same acting teacher." Yes. So Marcus is asking the dad like, "What'd you think? What' you think?" And then the guy's like, "Oh, it was pretty good. Yeah, it was good." It's like, and Marcus is like, "All right, it's time to party now." I'm like, "Don't tell the

1:06:20 Not not around here. Not not here. Go celebrate." Okay. So, they're going to all go out and Shane's Shane's uh tells his dad like, "I have to say, you know, you're probably upfront like just because Oh, I'm sorry. dad says to him like, you know, uh, not this is really good and not just because you're my son. There's just so many directions that this film could go into. It was so great. And like I love when the screen turned all like red and orange and you got like six faces like, "Dad, were you using it during my my movie?" I was, son, I was. Bro, I loved your movie, son. I would have loved it more if it was going straight in my lungs. Can we make that happen?

1:07:01 You just saying that, Dad. You know, you just saying that. But wouldn't that be hilarious if my dad was like like everybody like did best up there but you like you got third place? That would be so funny right now.

1:07:14 So um um now we go to Barney's Beanery. Everyone's barney's Beanery, guys. But they go to they go to the Santa Monica location, which I think says something.

1:07:24 The show is so confusing. Why would you go from Formosa all the way to Santa Monica? Barney's Beenery is very close to you. Why do you go all the way to the other side of town? That's why I didn't write because I was like, did they redo Barney? It was just there like year ago.

1:07:40 Yeah. I was like, this is not right. And eventually that it said like found in Santa Monica. So, um uh I think it's because Barney's Beanery, the WHO one, has become like a hot spot. It's like hard to get into now because Taylor Swift went there like once or twice and now like all the Gen Z's go there. Yeah, they had to go to the Santa Monica location, which is so this show.

1:08:02 Taylor Swift should like go to college so we could educate this country. Everybody will go, you know, do positive things. Don't go to Barney's Beanery. Go to a library.

1:08:10 Up our dive bars. So they go to Barney's Beanery and Angelica has a friend there saying hi. And Angelica is just saying that they're they went to Shane's movie premiere and everything. She's like, "Yeah, I like really good vibes. Kind of. Not really. I'm broken back." And then everyone Shane walks in and they're like Shane Davis and everything. But then on the other side of the room there's and everything was funny. Then on the other side of the room, there's trouble in paradise between Marcus and Kim who have, in case you forgot from earlier in the episode, are in a better place than they've ever been before.

1:08:58 Yeah. So, we see Kim hug somebody and Marcus is like, "Kimberly, can you read my lips because you're doing too many special hugs and then we see a flashback to quit Kim hugging people." And uh Marcus is like, "I don't want to see none of that. I'm a DJ now." And it's the second time I've seen it. She's like, "Um, we just celebrated our 10-month anniversary and like he's going to celebrate it by like being a dick about me hugging people. Like, what the hell? Like, bro, you don't trust me?" And he's like, "Um, yeah. Well, here's the story, you guys. I hugged Natalie the wrong way at TomTom one day and she totally called me out for it." Oh, so since we're talking hugs, since we're talking hugs, I'm going to call it out.

1:09:37 Boom. This is not a good pattern of behavior. Like, yes, I thought that she was being totally irrational when she came at you for hugging Natalie, but this is you just exacting revenge is not going to help the situation. Also, why are you guys celebrating your 10-month anniversary? That is not an anniversary to celebrate. That's a nothing. That's a 10. You don't celebrate your 10-month anniversary. That's 9 months, but not the 10 month. What's wrong with you people?

1:10:06 Yeah. You only se You only celebrate the 9month because the baby's [ __ ] finally out of you. you know, 10 months so I can be drunk at least half the day again.

1:10:15 So, they are continued to be toxic, which is which is great. And um now we see Marcus is standing next to Kim and they're like not even talking. And now we get a real big important thing about Boo Bears because Demi is like, "Hey Marcus, Marcus, offer to get your girlfriend a drink. Offer to get your girlfriend a drink. Okay, give your girlfriend a drink." She's mad. Marcus, give her a drink. He's like, "No, no, I don't even want that." She says, "Kim, what do you want?" She's like, "A boo bear." She has a what? A blue bear. She goes, "A boo bear. A boo bear. It's called a boo bear." She goes, "Yeah, it's called a boo bear." I'm like, "Oh my god, where are the bathrooms? I'm gonna lose it. Where are the bathrooms?

1:10:51 Someone bring me my boo bear in the bathroom, please." So, she goes to the bathroom to go cry. And then meanwhile, Mark's like, "I don't want to do this. This is stupid." And Demiy's like, "Okay, you know what? Get your [ __ ] girlfriend a boo bear." What? It's called a boo bear. What a boo bear. Get her the boo bear. A boo bear. I don't want to get her a booar. Just get her the boo bear. Get her the [ __ ] boo bear. He's like, "No, I'm gonna do two two double Cheetos with a splash of lemon." She goes, "Oh my god." Like, seriously. So, Kimberly is in the bathroom like, "I'm okay now. I'm okay, guys. I'm okay." A woman finds her strength. A woman finds her strength and Dei comes into or Demi comes in to check on her and uh she's like, "Um, I'm here without my drink. I'm like devastated. Where's my drink?"

1:11:34 Um, well, I just got mine right now and you have no idea how long it's taken. Do you understand the line for Boo Bears is so long? It's It's a miracle you even got are going to get one.

1:11:44 I'm just like tired of being ignored and made to seem like I did something wrong. And like don't tell me to ignore him back, okay? Because it's not like that. Like I can ignore him back, but like I've literally done absolutely nothing wrong. So like address something with me. Like what the hell?

1:12:01 Like why is he upset with you just cuz you want a boo bear? That's crazy. Cuz like I don't even know. But like I hugged somebody for too long. Like sorry.

1:12:10 You hugged a boo bear. Did you hug a boo bear? You hugged a boo, didn't you? Yeah. Like I texted him. I only have eyes for you and I only love you and you're the only person that matters to me and you're the only person that I love. Like stop.

1:12:22 Okay. I'm trying to say this in a way where you don't get upset with me. Too late. There's no other way for me to take things. Okay. Well, he's never going to change. This is who he is. And I'm telling you, he's going to wake up tomorrow and he's going to feel like [ __ ] He's going to have regrets. You did nothing wrong. But he's garbage. And you should and you should walk away. Got it. So he's a great guy and we should stay together, right?

1:12:40 Yeah. So like we should get married because like he needs to take a step back and realize whatever he's projecting onto me is not me. And like if he keeps doing it, he's going to lose me. And I mean it this time kind of.

1:12:52 So they go back in. They go back out to the bar so that way she can get her boo bear. And then Angelica meanwhile is going through her issues. She's like, I'm like, is this the time to talk to Audrey? I think I'm going to. I don't know. I've got a broken back. It's hard to decide. It's just so awkward. Awkward. and painful for me. Awkward for her, but awkward and painful for me cuz my nerves are broken. Oh god, I don't want to say anything. But oh god. Okay, Audrey, you want to talk? You want to talk, Audrey? It's like, yeah, let me just finish this. Um Shane's dad is trying to smoke crack out of my lipstick tube. So, just give me a second. I'll be right there. I'll be right up. So, they go sit down and Angelica's like, "Um, I want to say anything obvious and just say like my spine could never work again. Um, so what's going on with you?"

1:13:32 And she's like, "Um, definitely not good." Because like I've had time to think about stuff and my trust was broken cuz like I told you about a penis pump and then like that wasn't cool for you to tell people. Like if I saw something in your drawer like and then you know everybody made fun of you, you'd feel embarrassed. I'm sorry. Is um trust what we're calling backs now cuz you said your trust was broken cuz I have a broken trust as well. Okay. Um so I just want to say that like if it wasn't in his drawer, it's like on a shelf in the house and like I saw it somewhere or whatever, you would have seen it or I would have seen it. stupid.

1:14:05 And she's like, "Yeah, I could like go out and subscribe and like find him using a penis pump right now. What's the big deal?" She like, "That's not the point. You're missing the whole [ __ ] point." Yeah, but it's like a dancer being afraid that they someone saw their ballet shoes. Like, that's crazy. She like, "Girl, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you? How many times are you dropped on your head as a baby?" She's like, "Are you okay? I really don't understand you at all. I really don't. I was sharing a story with you, a private story, and I I thought we could have a laugh about it, girl." Okay. And she's like, "Yeah, but like that's what makes it a joke. It's like humorous. Like why don't you get about it? It's your joke pretty much."

1:14:39 So Audrey's like, "You don't have the right to take his business." But it's you started it. She goes, "Yeah, but we were on a couch in our pajamas drinking matcha and closed door room. Like I wasn't doing it the way you were doing it." I mean, does matcha mean nothing to nobody anymore? You volumized it. Okay. You You gave the joke beautiful large hair. I can't believe you volumized it to all these people. Don't wave your finger in my face. And the guys are watching and uh they're like, "Wow, look at her go. She's really got it. She's really telling her off."

1:15:09 And yeah, like you're crossing a line. Yeah. Well, hey, I was at his business every day on his only fans. Like, have you even seen it?

1:15:19 Why are we Only Fans shaming people? So what? They do their Only Fans. Like, do the do let them do the Only Fans. What the [ __ ] do you care? That's why she's losing this argument because she's not. She should just be staying in a place of like, "Yeah, I aired it out cuz I was mad at him because he hurt me and then he he's been playing games with me and then he actually hurt me and then he told me this thing." So, I'm like, "Fuck it. I'm going to get revenge." Like, that's what she should say. But instead, she's actually like shaming him for being on Only Fans. It's like, what?

1:15:46 Like, I honestly don't think Only Fans is any worse than being on Vanderpump Rules. So, like, you've already lost your moral high ground on this Well, you probably get paid more be on Only Fans than you do to be on Vanderpump Rules. That's for sure.

1:15:58 Um, but the point isn't that they're on Only Fans or they're [ __ ] or whatever you want to say. The point is is that you betrayed your friend by taking something that was said in confidence and going and just apologize, Angelica. Like, you were an [ __ ] What the you were an you were the [ __ ] here. Sorry. And she's like, well, I never asked Audrey for the information. She told me. It's like, well, she's like, yeah, now I'm falling on the sewer. Is that how you say it? Seward. People fight with them. Like, oh my god.

1:16:27 Seward. Seward. She's like, okay, I will apologize for telling Lisa that was like a little bit like it kind of came out of diarrhea mouth, you know? She Yeah. But like the whole day came out like diarrhea mouth and you wouldn't even stop talking about it. I thought you found it funny. She's like, there is a time and a place. There is a time and a place. She's like, okay. Well, like I'm sobbing. So then on the other side of the room, Jason's like, "Oh my god, is she talking [ __ ] right now?" They're like, "Yeah, that girl's holding it down." They're all judging it.

1:16:57 They're like, "Yeah, she's doing great. The new girl's pretty good." Well, I guess they're all new girls. But Jason's like, "Uh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about." So then Angelica keeps going and she's like, "Okay, well, like the problem here is you and I start a friendship." And then Chris calls me a [ __ ] [ __ ] and where's the apology? Okay, well that's that's true, too. I mean, you guys started a friendship and these guys are being douchebags to this girl and you're jumping on the side of the guys in immediately instead of being like, "Hey guys, you shouldn't talk to her like that and you should apologize for breaking her back and you should apologize for lying and standing her up and doing all this other stuff." So, you know,

1:17:35 Audrey wrong in this one, too, cuz that's kind of gross girl behavior. That's on him. And then you and Angel and so then Angelica goes, "You're not a girl's girl, though. Anytime there's a guy in the room, you immediately take that need their validation. That's what it feels like. So Audrey's like, "That's not [ __ ] true. If we want to talk about men's validation, look at the two people that you've already been going after. I am not the one." That's not a bad point either because you're saying she's going for male validation, but you jump right for Jason and then go straight to Shane to make Jason mad. So, and so Angelica's like, "Well, I'm not sorry that I said it, but I am sorry that I hurt you because I care about you." She goes, "That's literally contradicting herself cuz what you said hurt me." And she goes, she's like, "From where I stand, it's over. I will never trust her again. I think she's

1:18:24 disrespectful. The boys are okay. So, done. Moving on." It's like, "Yeah, but like if you don't want to trust me, like that's fine, but like I want to like look at myself like you're a big sister." She like, "Yeah, I don't need you as my big sister." And I give people 100% of my trust until they give me a reason not to. So moving forward, I'll be cordial to you and that's it. That was like a I felt like a hua move from uh Love Island. Like guys, that's someone here who's in a good relationship. You can always come to me to talk. I will show you the way. And I just like you. Uh-uh. I am not making you my sister. Get out of my face.

1:18:59 Stupid face. You're not my sister. My sister. My sister. Well, I can't wait to find out what happened to Angelica's back. She probably just sprained it, but either way, we will find out soon enough. Thanks everyone for being here. Be sure to get your tickets to The Golden Krappies February 27th in Hollywood. It's gonna be great.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump"?

Ronnie Karam (Host), Ben Mandelker (Host), Lisa Vanderpump (Guest), Angelica (Guest), Jason (Guest), Demi (Guest), Natalie (Guest), Marcus (Guest).

What is "Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump" about?

The main topic revolves around the humorous and dramatic developments in "Vanderpump Rules," specifically highlighting an outrageous storyline involving a penis pump. The hosts express their excitement over a recent iHeart award nomination and promote upcoming events, including their annual awards show, while emphasizing the fun and communal spirit of the Bravo fandom.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

8 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Vanderpump Rules, Shane Davis, Lisa Vanderpump, The Crappies, Formosa Cafe, Wanetka. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Vanderpump Rules S12E06: Pump & Dump"?

The episode runs 1 h 19 min; the transcript is about 16,707 words in 211 timestamped sections.

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