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Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You", an episode of Watch What Crappens published February 11, 2026 (1 h 1 min, about 12,743 words). It mentions 39 people, works and ideas, including Vanderpump Rules, Ronnie Karum, Ben Mandelker, Only Fans, Watch What Cravens.

What this episode is about

The main topic centers around the excitement surrounding the opening of voting for the Crappies awards, a fan-driven event celebrating Bravo reality shows, with details on ticket availability for both in-person attendance and live streaming options. The hosts encourage audience participation by urging fans to vote and highlighting the upcoming schedule for the awards ceremony.

Key takeaways

  • Vanderpump Rules: from the crown to the conundrum—what a fall from reality TV grace!
  • Summerhouse was the runt; now it’s the revved-up leader in Bravo’s family drama race!
  • Voting for the Crappies is the real therapy; let your opinions fly like they’re reality show confessions!
  • With mimosas flowing, who needs a therapist? Welcome to the chaotic brunch therapy of friends!
  • Two weeks of replay means even your Netflix binge can’t compete with Bravo's reality shenanigans!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: M. Natalie, Crappies, Ronnie Karum, Paso Robles
  2. – 20:00: Angelica, M. Natalie, David Oscar Marcus, Only Fans
  3. – 30:00: Angelica, M. Natalie, World Dog Day, Only Fans
  4. – 40:00: Only Fans, Angelica, Only Fans, Audrey
  5. – 50:00: Angelica, Audrey, M. Natalie, Only Fans
  6. – 1:00:00: Angelica, Audrey, M. Natalie, double-sided dildo
  7. – 1:01:14: Vanderpump Rules, Crappies

Notable quotes from "Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You"

  • A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the wonderful and glorious Ronnie Karum. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you?
    about Ronnie Karum · at
  • Well here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12 episode 9 Ros All Day which is a crazy title cuz we just recapped the premiere of Summerhouse and that's where that comes from. Rosé All Day well for.
    about Vanderpump Rules · at
  • It's 10:12 a.m. and people are waking up. Natalie can't find her glasses, but I can find my underwear, but I can't find my glasses.
    about M. Natalie · at
  • Going on with these people. So, the everyone is, eating around an island and Marcus is So, does anyone feel like we should be able to put away some wine? You think we can put…
    about David Oscar Marcus · at
  • Hey, let's do something with that double-sided dildo I brought. The [ __ ] So of course, the Only Fans guys brought a double-sided dildo now. And it's a huge It's a huge one.…
    about Only Fans · at
  • Everybody's partying. Chris is wrapping his arm around Audrey and Shane's with Angelica. Everyone's coupled up. Kim's back with Marcus and she's Babe, you got to touch me like you like me.
    about Alex Chris · at
  • Yeah. And Demiy's Angelica, just own up to what you said. She's I haven't said anything. And we see a flashback to her two days ago being Oh my god, what a crazy.
    about Demi · at
  • And Angelica's Oh my god, like damn, they were just like holding me to the fire. Like I just don't share the same opinion as everyone else. and that's fine, but like I can't even like.
    about Angelica · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Ronnie Karum — Person · Co-host · 3 mentions · first at
    Co-host who banters with Ben and co-narrates the Vanderpump Rules episode recap and commentary.
  • Ben Mandelker — Person · Host · 2 mentions · first at
    Co-host of Watch What Crappens; drives the intro announcements and the Vanderpump Rules recap with Ronnie.
    Today we are talking about Vanderpump Rules. They are continuing on their cast trip to Pasari Robbles where issues about only fans continue to plague this belleaguered cast. So what.
  • Angelica — Person · Cast member discussed in recap (conflict driver) · 37 mentions · first at
    Primary antagonist in the OnlyFans ‘incestuous’ dispute and in the Shane storyline; her reactions escalate group conflict and lead to Shane distancing himself.
  • Antipater (Antipot), son of Jason — Person · Cast member discussed in recap (OnlyFans creator) · 5 mentions
    A focal point of the episode’s conflict: his OnlyFans content, penis pump mention, and arguments with Angelica drive much of the recap’s plot.
  • M. Natalie — Person · Cast member discussed in recap · 21 mentions · first at
    Central in multiple scenes (injured ankle, hookups, wine trip, reactions to OnlyFans drama) and acts as a social glue in group conversations.
  • Audrey — Person · Cast member discussed in recap · 17 mentions · first at
    Romantic storyline with Chris and emotional reactions to the OnlyFans drama; later shows empathy toward Angelica on the bus.
    Natalie and Audrey are deciding on dresses and Audrey is You know what? What you're wearing is like sort of giving how to lose a guy in 10 days.
  • Alex Chris — Person · Cast member discussed in recap (OnlyFans collaborator) · 2 mentions · first at
    Paired with Audrey romantically and tied directly to the OnlyFans content at issue; also supports Jason during conflict.
  • David Oscar Marcus — Person · Cast member discussed in recap · 8 mentions · first at
    Appears in group dynamics (friendship ‘healing’ with Venus; relationship with Kim) and weighs in on Jason/Angelica conflict.
  • Demi — Person · Cast member discussed in recap · 3 mentions · first at
    A key voice in the OnlyFans argument; portrayed as judgmental but also pushing others to ‘own’ what they said.
  • Andy Kim — Person · Cast member discussed in recap · 3 mentions · first at
    Involved in relationship scenes with Marcus and present in the group that saw/learned about the OnlyFans content; provides minimal direct input but is referenced repeatedly.
    Romance. And Kim is Yeah, it just like it takes me a little bit longer. So I apologize to you, Natalie, for like harboring for maybe like a little too long because like I do.
  • Tom Schwarz — Person · Referenced cameo / legacy cast member · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as appearing at World Dog Day with Lisa; serves as a bridge to the older Vanderpump Rules cast in the recap.
    Look at mama in her eye. You will not be turned into a sandwich in China. Do you understand me? Oh, look. Here comes a sad dog right now. It's Tom Schwarz, everyone. So Tom…
  • Ken — Person · Mentioned individual · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced in the context of Lisa Vanderpump's personal life
    So, we cut to Ken and Ken really is just like a donut. I've got a donut here.

Companies & orgs

  • Kizwe — Company · Partner · 1 mention · first at
    Partner for live streaming the Crappies event
    What's also very exciting is that once again this year we have partnered with Kizwe and we are going to be live streaming the crappies. So you can basically come to the…
  • Tobin James — Company · Mentioned business · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced as a winery visited by the Vanderpump Rules cast
    So they go in there, they get some more wine, of course, and Tobin the wine guy is If your drinking buddies call me Toby, you better spank them and call me Tobin cuz that's my name. Tobin.
  • D vineyards — Company · Mentioned business · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced as a winery visited by the Vanderpump Rules cast
    So, they arrive at D vineyards and they show up.

Products & tech

  • Only Fans — Product · Central plot device / monetization platform discussed · 15 mentions · first at
    A recurring conflict point in the recap: cast members’ OnlyFans content (including cousin-themed marketing captions) triggers arguments and judgments.
  • double-sided dildo — Product · Prop / comedic object tied to OnlyFans storyline · 4 mentions · first at
    Used as a recurring gag and as a symbol of the cast’s sexual-content persona; explicitly said to be brought by Jason and treated as a ‘work expense.’
    So then Jason comes up and he's Hey, let's do something with that double-sided dildo I brought. The [ __ ] So of course, the Only Fans guys brought a double-sided dildo now. And it's a huge It's a huge one. And they're.
  • penis pump — Product · Referenced sex device in conflict narrative · 2 mentions · first at
    Used as a talking point in the Jason/Angelica dispute; becomes a repeated comedic montage element and a symbol of judgment about Jason’s sexual content.
    Bother you that he needs to use his Viagra, but it bothered you that Jason had a penis pump? like with Jason, it's kind of like if you go to the Olympics and you're using…
  • Viagra — Product · Referenced medication in ED discussion · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in jokes about Shane’s erectile dysfunction and whether oysters could replace it; not promoted, purely incidental.
    Angelica, why does it not bother you that he needs to use his Viagra, but it bothered you that Jason had a penis pump? like with Jason, it's kind of like if you go to the.

Concepts & topics

  • Only Fans — Concept · Discussion topic · 14 mentions · first at
    Discussed in the context of cast members' careers and controversies
    Today we are talking about Vanderpump Rules. They are continuing on their cast trip to Pasari Robbles where issues about only fans continue to plague this belleaguered cast. So what say you Ronnie Carum?
  • ED — Concept · Discussion topic · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of Shane's personal disclosures and discussions
    Really into Shane. She's Shane has been really open about the fact that he has ED. So, I'm hoping these oysters will help to prepare him for my oyster.
  • rosé — Concept · Mentioned product · 2 mentions · first at
    Referenced as a type of wine consumed by the cast
    Well here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12 episode 9 Ros All Day which is a crazy title cuz we just recapped the premiere of Summerhouse and that's where that comes from. Rosé All Day well for Bravo. I know the thing didn't come from.
  • boob job — Concept · Discussion topic · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of Angelica's personal decisions and discussions
    Wow. She jumped quickly to that. I thought that would be season two, but nope. She's Mid-season boob job.
  • Santa Claus — Concept · Mentioned concept · 1 mention · first at
    Used metaphorically in the context of discussing Only Fans content
    I know it's there, but I don't want to go looking for it. who searches for Santa Claus?

Places & events

  • Paso Robles — Place · Setting · 3 mentions · first at
    Location of the Vanderpump Rules cast trip discussed in the episode
    Oh, so they're going to like put on cute outfits and Natalie's Yeah, for our first day in Paso, we're going to hit up a couple of wineries on a part or for our last day, sorry…
  • World Dog Day — Event · Mentioned event · 3 mentions · first at
    Referenced as an annual event related to Lisa Vanderpump's dog rescue efforts
    And now we go to West Hollywood for World Dog Day or also known as the So, we're seeing we're at the West Hollywood Park and it's the whole event that we've seen before many…
  • Fonda Theater — Place · Venue · 1 mention · first at
    Location for the in-person Crappies event
  • Dao — Place · 1 mention · first at
    It's pronounced Dao and Dao. D A O U.
  • West Hollywood — Place · Mentioned location · 2 mentions · first at
    Referenced in the context of events and cast members' locations
    You really expecting out of this? he's a West Hollywood.
  • Tobin James — Place · Mentioned business · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced as a winery visited by the Vanderpump Rules cast
    So they go in there, they get some more wine, of course, and Tobin the wine guy is If your drinking buddies call me Toby, you better spank them and call me Tobin cuz that's my name. Tobin James. Guys, enjoy the wine. Stay come.
  • Hollywood — Place · Mentioned location · 3 mentions · first at
    Referenced in the context of events and the entertainment industry
    Fabulous. It's a very exciting day for us here on Watch what crapins because voting has now opened for the crappies.
  • West Hollywood Park — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Location for the World Dog Day event
    World Dog Day or also known as the So, we're seeing we're at the West Hollywood Park and it's the whole event that we've seen before many times and dogs are everywhere and…

Media & podcasts

  • Vanderpump Rules — Media · Main topic · 5 mentions · first at
    Central theme of the episode, discussing the show's current season and cast dynamics
  • Watch What Cravens — Media · Host podcast · 1 mention · first at
    The podcast itself, hosting the discussion on Vanderpump Rules and related topics
    Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the wonderful and glorious Ronnie Karum. Hi.
  • Summer House — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in comparison to Vanderpump Rules regarding their standings on Bravo
    Well here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12 episode 9 Ros All Day which is a crazy title cuz we just recapped the premiere of Summerhouse and that's where that comes from.…
  • Super Mario — Media · Mentioned game · 2 mentions · first at
    Referenced in the context of Shane's activities and interests
    Doesn't even matter. And he's Yeah, yeah, I got sorry, I don't I hate the drama. I got to just focus on Super Mario over here.
  • Galaga — Media · Mentioned game · 1 mention · first at
    Referenced in the context of Shane's activities and interests
    Of the reason I don't commit, cuz you're taking harmony away from my space. I'm trying to play Gaga.

Sponsors

  • Crappies — Event · Promoted event · 5 mentions · first at
    Annual event hosted by the podcast, with voting and live streaming mentioned
    Fabulous. It's a very exciting day for us here on Watch what crapins because voting has now opened for the crappies.
  • Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a platform for bonus content and community engagement
    We've been covering the traders which is you know bonkers these days. So you know get the full crapens experience crap watch.com and patreon.comwatchcrappins.

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Cravens. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the wonderful and glorious Ronnie Karum. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you?

Fabulous. It's a very exciting day for us here on Watch what crapins because voting has now opened for the crappies. This is round one. And this is the general round of voting where we are asking all of you guys to help us narrow down the final ballot. And then um starting on February 16th, we will go into round two, which will be the official ballot with all the official nominees for the crappies. And the crappies will be happening on February 27th. Now, uh there are still some tickets left for impersoning in person here in Hollywood at the Fonda Theater. Uh you can go to watchercappens.com to get uh ticket links there. That's also where you can get links to vote. But here's what's also very exciting is that once again this year we have partnered with Kizwe and we are going to be live streaming the crappies. So you can basically come to the crappies no matter where you are in this world. That

ticketing link opened up today. Um and that's right there on our website as well. And we are really really excited about this. Um, there will be a replay of the crappies that will be available for two weeks after the show. So, if you can't be there live to watch it live, don't worry. We got you covered uh for the following two weeks after uh the we do the crappies. You can log on, get a ticket, and watch it there. So, come in whatever form and at the very least vote. Even if you were like, "Screw those guys. I'm not going to go to their show. I'm not going to watch their show." At the very least vote, have your voice heard some way. Um, but it's always such a fun time for us and we love crappy season. It is crazy madness.

So that's that. And then of course we have all sorts of other exciting things happening in our world here. We got the newsletter that you can get on Patreon. Patreon is also where you get crappins on demand. We have bonus episodes where we've been covering the traders which is you know bonkers these days. So you know get the full crapens experience crap watch.com and patreon.comwatchcrappins. Today we are talking about Vanderpump Rules. They are continuing on their cast trip to Pasari Robbles where um issues about only fans continue to plague uh this this belleaguered cast. So uh what say you Ronnie Carum?

Well here we are. Vanderpump Rules season 12 episode 9 Ros All Day which is a crazy title cuz we just recapped the premiere of Summerhouse and that's where that comes from. Rosé All Day well for Bravo. I know the thing didn't come from Summer House.

Isn't it weird Ronnie to think that there was a time where Banner Rules was the preeminent non-housewives show on Bravo and Summerhouse they were they spun summer house sort of off of it or they sort of backdrop piloted it. They had them together. May I don't know if they were ever back toback on the same night. Maybe they were, but Summerhouse was like the runty bast redheaded bastard stepchild. Whatever. Whatever it is. And like you had to we had to beg people to watch Summer House.

Wow. You really screwed over that stepchild. Jeez. They're redheaded and they're a bastard and they're a stepchild. You got all of them in there. Jeez. Just call them fat too. Ben, just attack the stepchild. The stepchild is redheaded and illegitimate. It's such a rude thing, by the way. How what a rude thing to say about you're an illegitimate bastard. The point is that Summerhouse was was was like the runt

and no one wanted to touch it and barely surviving and we're like, "No, it's really good." And now we have a situation where Summerhouse is the pre-minent Bravo show. That is the That is the one of the non-scripteds. And Vanderbomb Rules is our little runt now. And Vanderbomb Rules is like hanging on by a thread. It seems like we're like, "No, it's really good, guys. It's so funny. Watch it. Watch it. Watch it." How times have changed. Oh, how they've changed. One thing that has not changed, poor waiters be pouring. And they're fun. They're very fun to watch. So, we're in their Airbnb in Paso Place.

It's 10:12 a.m. and uh you know, people are waking up. Natalie can't find her glasses, but I can find my underwear, but I can't find my glasses. Couldn't believe it. Jason, one of our eyebrow twins, uh is doing push-ups. And then, uh Shane Shane Jolts awake in his bed. And then, uh in the kitchen, Audrey's making breakfast at the stove and everyone's coming in. And Marcus offers uh Venus a mimosa. So, their friendship is healing.

He's like, "Yeah, I'll take a mimosa. I'm ready to like shake some ass." Venus.

Okay, relax. You're in my country. Um Natalie's um ankle is swollen because uh I haven't used this side of the house, so I didn't even know there were stairs there. And then we see her running to get something last night and tumbling down the stairs. But she did know that there were stairs there because she made it down the first couple. Fine. It was like on the fourth step that you just heard the tumble. I like she acts like it's a like a blender. I haven't used it before, so I wasn't familiar with the full operations of the side of the house. It's like it's a staircase.

But that is how with blenders, remember? Is that why you're saying that? Remember when they're like, "Oh my god, it's a blender. How does a blender work? What do I do? How do I do it? Is it doing Oh my god, look how fast it made a smoothie. It's a blender.

It's a blender." But it's just funny because um like there's a lot of places in life that you go to that you've never been to before and you don't fall down the staircase. Oh my god, guys. I went to a new parking garage today. I fully fell down the staircase cuz I had never been to it before. So, it was a learning curve.

Yeah, you need warning signs now for staircases everywhere cuz one person fell. So, they're going to be like, "Oh my god, you have a staircase in your house. I hope that there are I have this area of my house where you're walking on kind of a a deck to come to the front door and there's water pipes coming out, you know, like for the hose and stuff. And so there's a square cut around it. And I had a party over here and this lady just kept going, "We can't have the party here." I said, "Why not?" She said, "Cuz there's like a giant hole in the middle of the deck and people can fall in and die." I was like, "It's all the way to the side of the It's pretty obvious it's there. We need to put something around it." I said, You think that people are so stupid they're just going to walk into a hole?

Why would they be walking that close to the wall anyway? But they were so terrified of this hole. People have just gotten too stupid to live. You know, you have to put

that whole Ronnie. You It's not scary. [ __ ] wussy people. Jesus. Those people just follow. You're the people that just walk into traffic on your phones. You know, everybody complaining about my hole.

I'm just saying it's a little scary. I have visions of but I'm als but I'm a scaredy-cat honestly. I'm very much a scaredy-cat. So I'm like I see something that could potentially be like a twisted ankle or a broken leg and I'm like [gasps] kill it with fire, you know? I'm like I get I'm like I'm like pressed up against the railing sidling by it as if I'm on a ledge. So you know I live dangerously. Live with holes in my deck. You're all going to have to learn to live it. Live it or lose it. Get out of here. So now, um, yeah, we just seen Natalie tumble down the stairs and, uh, Venus is like, "Oh my god, I could like live re relive last night for like the rest of my life.

That was amazing. I had so much [ __ ] fun. I got to make out with everybody." Yeah, it was so fun. And uh, Venus is like, "Last night was like [ __ ] wild. I swapped saliva with all these bitches." He flashback to like all that kissing that happened. Um, and then Venus is like, "Natalie was my least favorite kisser, though, because she like stuck her strawberry tongue down my mouth." Gross. Now, Natalie's like, "Um, I wasn't trying to be a good kisser. I was like trying to assert my dominance as his best friend by sticking my tongue down his mouth." That's it.

He's like, "Yeah." And then Natalie and Jason hooked up. And then, of course, like Shane had to like share some disturbing [ __ ] from his past. And then we see Shane and he's like, "Yeah, I lost my virginity in a sewer. That was pretty fun." [clears throat] They're like, "How'd you get in a sewer?" He's like, "You know, storm drains." Yeah, it's pretty much how I did it.

Did he bang Pennywise? What happened? Was it a Ninja Turtle? Shredder. Every time Shane opens his mouth, it's something else. It's like, what?

Yeah, that's how I got shot. because I was having sex in the sewer. So, uh, Venus is like, "Um, I lost my virginity in a cemetery, so I really can't say much. I don't know what's going on with these people." So, the everyone is, uh, eating around an island and Marcus is like, "So, does anyone feel like we should be able to put away some wine? You think we can put away some wine?" I'm like, "Have you stopped putting away the wine? You were like sloshed already. Oh, so they're going to like put on cute outfits and uh Natalie's like, "Yeah, for our first day in Paso, we're going to hit up a couple of wineries on a part or for our last day, sorry, we're going to hit up wineries on a party bus." And I called my dad and he wouldn't prescribe me anything stronger for my foot. It was so funny. [gasps] I was like, "Dad, my my foot hurts. Will you give me a prescription?" He was like "Tits yeah, I hope if I drink enough wine, I

won't feel the pain anymore." Ha. So, uh, they're like deciding on dresses. Natalie and Audrey are deciding on dresses and Audrey is like, "You know what? What you're wearing is like sort of giving how to lose a guy in 10 days." Oh my god, that's hilarious. I love it. Let's do our hair. So, people are doing hair and stuff. And uh, Demi is like, "I'm getting I'm going to get ready." And literally 3 minutes everyone, if I'm like a second later, just remember I [ __ ] hate you all. Stay away from my mushrooms. So then Jason comes up and he's like, "Hey, let's do something with that double-sided dildo I brought." The [ __ ] So of course, the Only Fans guys brought a double-sided dildo now. And it's a huge It's a huge one. And uh they're like, "Oh my god, I've got to whip that dick out." So all the guys are playing with it. And Venus is like, "Oh my god, that's so girthy. I should use it as a

phone case." And they're just like flopping it at each other, right? They're just like playing and throwing it around and they're just being like they're just being like boys at that point. And Venus is like, "Um, I've definitely seen one this big before because my first boyfriend was a Puerto Rican boy." Oh. And uh now the dildo's in the common area room and it's being tossed all around, which then means now the girls are going to walk in and squeal and be like, "Oh my god, that's so much." And basically that's what happens cuz it's Angelica. Of course, Angelica is the one who walks in. She's like, "Oh my god, is crazy. What did I walk into? Oh my god, some Only Fan strategy meeting. What says

it gets smaller?" I swear. You see this thing, girl? Imagine this three times smaller. That's what you're in for, boo. So, Angelica's horrified and there's more dildo stuff happening. And then Shane is holding it on his crotch. Then Jason's behind. They're just doing all sorts of stuff with this dildo. You know,

they make it a hot dog. They put it in like put ketchup and mustard on it and put it in a in a bun. And Natalie's like, "This is why I date older men." So now we're on the party bus. Everybody's partying. Chris is wrapping his arm around Audrey and Shane's with Angelica. Everyone's coupled up. Kim's back with Marcus and she's like, "Babe, you got to touch me like you like me. Like look at all these couples." He's like, "What? We're the ones who have like really been together. We're like together forever. We don't touch each other anymore. It's just how it works.

Guys, learn the ropes." Ah, he's spitting facts though, guys. So, they arrive at D vineyards and uh they show up.

It's pronounced Dao and Dao. D A O U. My family member is named Dao. Yes. Da and spelled in that way.

Yeah. Mhm. Is it a Lebanese name or is it not? It is for my family. It is for my family, that's for sure. So, the party bus rolls up to the vineyard and um they get some rosé and the guy the guy who works there is like, you know, introducing the wines and stuff and Audrey's like, "This is gorgeous. It's like I'm in a movie. Like, I feel like if Chris is going to start becoming more romantic, this is the place to do it." A winery. I don't know what's going on with Audrey with this whole Chris needs to be more romantic storyline. They're kind of grafting on to her. You guys only just started to hook up like an episode ago and now you're like expecting grand romantic gestures. I mean, he's an Only Fans guy from Jersey. I mean, what are you really expecting out of this? I mean,

he's a West Hollywood. You should be happy. He's like a a guy who showed up from Marina to do your TV show for the F. Like, I You're You're barking up the wrong tree. You're not finding romance at Vanderpump Rules. Okay. You just you're not you're not in Bridgetgerton. Never seen Bridgetgerton actually, but I assume there's romantic things that happen there. But it's not

expecting to get expecting to get a boyfriend from being on Vanderpump Rules is like expecting to get really good a really good culinary experience from Sir. That's not why people go there.

You're going you're you're here for the wrong reasons. Okay. To use some bachelor speak on you. So now um Natalie's like, "Oh my god, this is the best pepper I've ever had. This is like a winery pepper. It's totally different than other peppers. It's like literally the best pepper. Like I wish my dad could give me a prescription for more peppers cuz it's so good." Demiy's like, "I am so happy right now. Can you guys see? Can you guys see from my frown how happy I'm like out of control happy? Oh my god. Just

Oh my god, Shane, did you know that oysters are like an aphrodesiac?" He's like, "Really? Will I not need my Viagra then if I eat some oysters?

So, I have some oysters and Angelica's really into Shane. She's like, Shane has been really open about the fact that he has ED. So, I'm hoping these oysters will help to prepare him for my oyster. Like, um, Angelica, why does it not bother you that he needs to use his Viagra, but it bothered you that Jason had a penis pump? Um, like with Jason, it's kind of like if you go to the Olympics and you're using steroids, like why are you even doing that? But like Shane has been through war. He went through model war. He needs this. So then Natalie is like, "Guys, I have an announcement." Okay, I just want to say it was like so nice to see you, Venus, and you, Marcus, come together last night. I know it was like a little romantic and we all were getting romantic, but like I just like really enjoyed you guys having your connection again. So now they're like, "Well, I also really enjoyed watching the cousins

come together on the internet." So thank you. I really enjoyed that. Like I'm having the best time. Like

Yeah, I feel the same way. It feels good. I mean, this weekend has been like a good opportunity for us to get back to a place where we were at before and Kim says I can be nice to you again. So I'm going to be nice to you, Venus.

I love you, Marcus. Like I know shit's been insane. like certain things you just know you just rub me wrong sometimes but like at the end like you're my [ __ ] okay? And I [ __ ] love you. That's just how it is cuz I'm a [ __ ] lover. Okay. Yeah. And you know what? You could also say the same thing about like Marcus and Venus for Demi and Natalie and Kim. Like it was like a little rocky the first night, but to see you guys all getting along, I was just like, "Wow." Like it felt almost romantic, right, Chris? Romance. And Kim is like, "Yeah, you know, it just like it takes me a little bit longer. So I apologize to you, Natalie, for like harboring for maybe like a little too long because like I do love you.

Oh my god, I love you too. Like a lot. Like I love you so much. No, I love you.

I love you almost as much as I love that pepper. I'm like a different beast. I'm like a different I'm like a different species. I'm like different, you know? Cuz like I'm not crazy out of nowhere. Like this type of crazy was passed down to me from a sacred light of women. My grandmother, my mother. Shout out to Aunt Lydia. They're all crazy [ __ ] So that's where I got it from. Sacred craziness, you know? I just want to be understood. That's all I want to be understood. And Jason's like, "Okay, guys. Well, I'm going to open up now. Work is like stressful for me. It's hard. Like, I'm not the best server or the best guy at work." And they all just go, "Yeah."

Jimmy goes, "Yeah, whoa, whoa. We know. Bombshell." So, they start cracking up and we get a montage of Jason just being terrible. Like, what do you mean you put food into a computer? Computers don't eat. So, then we come back to the winery and Demi is like, "Yeah. Um, so who told you you're bad at your job?" Like, that's so funny. Did you learn to read whiteboards?

No, you don't have to tell me, but I'm just, you know, having so much fun here with you guys and Angelica with whatever [ __ ] that really that has happened with us this trip. I wasn't really thinking about that. I know we don't talk much, but I hope we can drop that stuff and just move on. She's like, um, like, wait, wait. Does someone from Oolie bands want me to move? Like, gross. I don't move like that. What? Yeah. She's like, I don't know that I'll ever be comfortable with the cousins knowing what I know about when they do with each other. But like, I will try because Shane asked me to. We're basically married now.

And so Marcus is like, "Yeah, you're awesome." It's like a loving moment. Everybody's like, "I love you, man. I love you. I love you, man. So, um,

so they're like, "Okay." Yeah. They're like, then Marcus is like, "Guys, we've done enough therapy for Jay. Let's go do some more freaky [ __ ] at the winery. Whatever." Yeah. So, they're um giving Natalie [ __ ] for basically dry humping um the eyebrow twin. And she's like, "Well, I'm just like sexual, but my romantic life is complicated, so it's not my priority, but like you made me feel good about myself, Jason." So, thank you. Thank you. And they're like, "Oh, wow." Yeah. Yeah. You know what, guys? Let's do a group photo. Group photo with the winery owners like, "Okay, cool." So, they all get in line, do this group photo, and Angelica's like squatting on the ground.

So, she Jason walks by. She goes, "Squat next to me, you little small man." And he's like, "Whoa, you're corny as fuck." Yeah. Sit down there by yourself, corny.

Get all upset cuz he got called small. Short guys hate being called short. They hate it. Right.

What's wrong with a short? I love a short king. I love a short king, too. But that that was obnoxious of Angelica comes we want like they don't have that like joke that joking relationship yet. So for her to do that is like I think it's pretty rude.

Yeah. I mean I guess so Jason's like, "Yeah, you're corny." So uh he's mad. And Chris is like, "Why are you mad?" He's like, "She's corny." She was like, "Don't sit don't sit next to me, you little small man." And I was like, "But I wasn't trying to sit next to you." So he took it the wrong way. He thought she was saying, "Don't sit next to me, shorty."

Right? And she was saying, "No, come sit next. Come squat with me, little tiny person.

You're a short person that I want to be around, not you're a short person that I don't want to be around."

Right? Like, you're a short person in a nice way, not like you're a short. It's like, you know, my cousin who tells me, "Hey, hey, you fat [ __ ] It's so good to see you." You know?

Yeah. I love her. So, um, Jason's talking to Natalie and he's like, "Yeah, I'm not going to let that affect my character. I'm just going to like chill back here a minute with you and I'm going to cool down."

Yeah, don't let it affect your really upset. It's not going to affect my character for sure.

Now, excuse me while I rub up my cousin again naked. Um, so Jason, uh, Jason, Natalie, just stay back and everything. And now we go to West Hollywood for World Dog Day or also known as the So, um, we're seeing we're at the West Hollywood Park and it's the whole event that we've seen before many times and dogs are everywhere and Lisa's telling us, "World, dog day is one of my favorite days of the year. It's like my birthday times a thousand in doggy years." Over the years, this has grown exponentially. We've saved thousands of dogs except for one very sad dog whose name shall not be mentioned but rhymes with [ __ ] Anyway, I think we're very well respected in the rescue community.

Yeah, I love dogs. I see them walking down the street and I SAY HELLO LITTLE DOG. I don't even know the owner's names because I never bother to ask. It's only about the dogs. I saw poodle last week and I said you little poodle come here. look at mama in her eye. You will not be turned into a sandwich in China. Do you understand me? Oh, look. Here comes a sad dog right now. It's Tom Schwarz, everyone. So Tom comes by. He's like, "Hey, Lisa." Which I think this is the first time we've seen an elder cast member cross back over to to to this reboot. And he's like, "Oh, Lisa, I love you. I miss you. My my new job is just to show up on shows at random times.

How's it going? I'm just here to ensure that I get my 2% of TomToms. OH, THOMAS BAHAMAS. I'm surprised that World Dog Day is just Tom. I mean, it used to be the whole cast of Vanderpump Rules. Why are they making it that the cast doesn't come to this anymore? I mean, not the old cast, but like they Why isn't the new cast like, "Are you going to support World Dog Day?" It's pretty big deal.

Pretty big deal. Yeah, it is surprising that she did not call the whole cast in, but maybe she's like, "I need a break from this bullshit." But also, I mean, it's it's like funny, you know, all the other people who used to show up who were like, "This means so much for me." And then they're like nowhere to be found, like LA, etc. Um, so we have a moment the mayor makes a little speech and then Lisa's like, "Well, when we started this event, we had no idea how big it would be. This is now our eighth World Dog Day, so keep fighting the fight. Thank you all for coming. No autographs, please. Smoke bumps. I've disappeared.

Dogs just want to be loved and fed like my husband. Really? He's [clears throat] an old dog for sure. [screaming] Get it? So, we cut to Ken and Ken really is just like a donut. I've got a donut here. There's a really good dog. Really love donut. Tried to eat donut actually recently. Took out my teeth and everything. Actually chipped the gum. Chipped the gum. Chip the gum on donut. That hurt. Knock your spark out. Knock your spark out.

Back on the party bus. They're having fun times. Jason's grinding on Natalie. Um, and now his shirt is off and they're doing all the fun stuff. And Demiy's like, "This is so unprofessional. Great time."

Oh my god, you're waiters. Get over it. I like that Dei is always acting like they're a delegation, you know, going to another country. We really need to work on international laws here. I need everybody to be super professional. Your waiters and [ __ ] sir. Okay. You're about to be replaced by a little robot box from Uber Eats. Just you can dance on a bus. I know. And then um Shane and Audrey are like dancing and then Shane bumps into Audrey and she has like a glass of red wine that just goes splattering all over Natalie. It's kind of amazing. Like, it's on her face. It's on her dress. She literally looks like someone just hacked up a body right in front of her and splattered on her face. [clears throat] It was like the end of Fargo.

It's giving murder, which I love. So, uh, now they go to another winery. And this is Tobin James sellers. So they go in there, they get some more wine, of course, and uh Tobin the wine guy is like, "If your drinking buddies call me Toby, you better spank them and call me Tobin cuz that's my name. Tobin James. Guys, enjoy the wine. Stay come for the wine. Stay for the jokes. Tobin." Yeah. So, um then he's like, "We're going to go drink over here." So they drink over they he takes them to like the wine room with all the the the casks and everything. Like this is so cool. It's like this is where the miracles happen and this is where we make one. So Jason's like, "Bro, hey Chris, I'm about to pop off on Angelica in a minute. Have my back." She put down my Only Fans and never even said f I'm sorry. I tried to make amends with her at the table and then she shot me down and said some [ __ ] That's what's on my

mind bro. She put down my Only fans. She better watch out, bro. You better have my back. She put down my Only fans. He's like, "All right, bro. I got you." He's like, "Yeah, it's very clear Angelica is trying to get a reaction out of Jason." Well, good luck. He's had me inside of him. Barely even blinked. So, I think she she just ignore it cuz you know, who gives a [ __ ] what she thinks anyway. So, um they're getting some w more wine and stuff. And Shane's like, "Whoa, me and me and Angelica made me up made out. That that got me a little hard. Not going to lie. Not going to lie." She's like, "Um, I want to help you with that journey."

because they're like fully making out while this guy's like pouring wine for everyone. They're doing their tasting notes. It's like, well, there's notes of Leari and like an Oy finish and they're like,

"Hold on, hold on, Tobin. Hold on, Tobin. Hold on. Almost got a boner. Didn't get one." Okay, well, I'll keep trying.

Came close, but didn't quite get there. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Guess what? My ED journey, you already are the statue that gets the job done. Ha. She's like, "No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." She's like, "Give me four days." Like, "What's in four days? I got a boob job." Wow. She jumped quickly to that. I thought that would be season two, but nope. She's like, "Mid-season boob job. I'm doing it right now." And she says she's wanted boobs since she was she's wanted boobs since she was 13, which is funny cuz that's when I got mine.

And [snorts] she's like, "When all my friends hit puberty, I didn't. and I thought they would come, but they never came. And like I'm I want I'm older now. I want to be sexy instead of cute.

So, um it was a beautiful beautiful story. We saw a picture of her young adjected sad.

Um we saw like the Olympic story. She like when I was young, it's just like Angelica running and trying her best and finally I'm getting a boob job. Like the torch is lit. She's been through so much, guys. So, uh, Tobin's like, "All right, guys. I think it's time for some food." So, they all sit down. There's like a spread, etc. And Jason's like, "Wait a second. I have to talk to Angelica really quick. This has been long overdue. Today, when we were going to take a picture, you said, "Come sit next to me, little man."

You said that like a backhanded comment. I didn't like that. Like, um, it was meant to be endearing. You're supposed to highlight the fact that you're shorter than the average man, which makes you a little bit less, literally less of a man, but like you're supposed to smile when I say it. Don't you get it?

He's like, "Well, if I said to you like, "Give me a hug, little tits. I don't think you'd like that." Yeah, I don't what the [ __ ] with the guys on this show.

Give me a hug, little tits. Jeez, [ __ ] man. Like, it was meant to be nice. like I was like hurt by the lack of communication when I was getting to know you and like coming out of my breakup I just needed honesty cuz I was dealing with a lot of things and um he's like yeah but you started to judge my career. She's like, "But you weren't honest about your career." And goes, "Don't interrupt me, okay? Like, you don't have enough tokens to interrupt me right now." And she's like, "Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on." And Jason's like, "Look, we wanted to be friends and there's like nothing wrong with that. You know what?

I'm good. I'm going to get myself out of this situation because drama is a turnoff for me, okay? I'm not going to get a boner with drama or no drama. Actually, both situations, no no boner. But I've seen people in rehab with better conflict resolution than these morons.

I'm not getting a boner either way, but I'll tell you this much, they have got to get inside. Bye-bye.

[clears throat] So, he goes to play video games and Jason's like, "Um, there's nothing wrong with your choices, but I don't like that you ridiculed me for having an only fans and I know this dick pump thing and everything like it bothered you, but like you talked about it to everybody. Like, what's that? Like, you're coming from my dick pump. You're coming for my only fans. What's next? You're going to make fun of my double dildo. That's a work that's a work expense."

She's like, "I've never even talked about your pen penis pump." And then we have like a very long and lengthy penis pump montage where she's like, "Penis pump, penis pump, penis pump, penis pump, penis pump."

It's so funny. Together all of her penis pumps. That [ __ ] was funny. And Jason's like, "Well, I don't give a [ __ ] what you think." And she says, "Well, I don't judge you for anything. As long as I judge you." Yes, you do. Of course you do. Come on, stop it.

Yeah. And Demiy's like, "Angelica, just own up to what you said." She's like, "I haven't said anything." And we see a flashback to her two days ago being like, "Oh my god, what a crazy incestuous duo." Like gross. Um, and Audrey's like, "So, what is she saying then?" And Angelica's like, "So, okay, Israel had shown me." And like you and Chris were like very intimate with each other. And, uh, then they're like, Audreyy's like, "Okay, so like what was the thing that you thought was intimate?" And Jason's like, "Yeah, tell me because like I want to know because I know what I do. I'm only fans, so say what it was." And she's like, "Well, I want to be honest with you." He's like, "Yeah, well, I'll pull up the post right now and I'll show the whole [ __ ] world. I've got this post wide open.

You've all got 50 bucks on you, right?" Okay let's get to scrolling. This [ __ ] ain't free.

I'm surprised that the girl I mean, Audrey's like, "This is my man. How dare you tell us what was intimate?" Like, she's getting all mad. I'm surprised the other girls who saw it weren't like, "Okay, you guys listen. Israel sent us the thing. He told us at lunch or whatever, and he showed us the video." like they're acting like it was all just her and that's not really fair. I mean, she has been the most judgmental about it and she does go a little cray cray in this episode, but especially Demi cuz Demiy's always like, "I don't give a [ __ ] I'll say anything." Why didn't Demi just say like, "Yeah, Israel showed us. We all, you know, like three of us saw it." Well, what was so shocking to me, quote unquote shocking, was that Angelica then says, "Well, I read the description of like that you guys were doing stuff to each other and that I she says, "In my opinion, that was deemed as incestuous." And then she says, "I

didn't watch the video, so I can't confirm it." So, I'm like, "Wait a second. All this time, Angelica hadn't even seen the video. I totally thought she had sat there and watched the video. She had merely just read the description. That's crazy."

Yeah, I think only Demi watched it. I think. Yeah, that's what we learned. And so, um, Natalie's like, "But then why did you say that?" And she says, "Because the caption was crazy, you guys. Like, you don't even understand." And Chris is like, "Angelica is about to start a war." And he's like, and I wish she had read the description because, you know, she's got a screenshot of it and just be like, "You guys, wouldn't you think this is I mean, I think she has a case to make here. I think she was being a judgmental [ __ ] first of all, so she should apologize for that.

But if she was like, "Look, I'm seeing some guy. I'm into this guy. Then Israel shows me this video of you lubing up your cousin. And this is the caption. I opened up my cousin's [ __ ] and lubed up his big huge [ __ ] and we got our saggy balls to like hello. You wouldn't think that's a little weird. Sorry. I talked to the girls about it. Like what do you want?

Yeah, she should have just stood in that. And then Jason's like, "First of all, I'm proud of my only fans content. Please subscribe. Check it the [ __ ] out. Secondly, what me and Chris did massaging each other is not incestuous. I mean, did I put his dick in my mouth? Maybe. Did he put his dick in my butt? Maybe. Not incestuous. It's not like we touch each other in a sexual way. Just penetrated a little bit. And she said, "Yeah, but the caption said lubing each other up and spreading each other's assholes." And goes, "Okay, well, I'll show you right now because we're not spreading [ __ ] Like, I have the video." But see, he's purposely being tricky here because she said the caption. And he's like, "Well, we didn't do that in the video, though." And he says, like, "Look," he explains the video. He's like, "I'm lying on a table.

A massage therapist is there, massages me, then Chris gets it, and then my other friend gets a massage, too." And so then we go and we take a shower together, and we we rub each other's backs. Big deal. Big deal.

Then Chris tells us, "Big deal." Chris goes, "I mean, the whole point of the caption is to get you to pay for the video. Sometimes it could be a little misleading." I'm like, "Well, that's not good. If someone comes in there and is like, "Oh, I want to see some cousins like looping each other up and spreading their assholes." And all you're doing is just like taking a shower and then like patting each other's backs. I would be like, "Give me my money back."

I know. They're mad that they're too dirty and we're mad that they're not like spreading each other's buttholes because that's what we were promised in the caption. You know,

people are paying money for this. You can't lie to the people. We're all mad for different reasons. I love that the gays have the real priority straight. We're like, "No, that's not that." The problem isn't that you were [ __ ] your cousin. The problem is that you weren't [ __ ] your cousin. Do you understand?

Yeah. Yeah. Like if you like you should do exactly what's in the caption. If you can't if you can't live up to your caption, then you shouldn't be on Only Fans.

He's like, "It's the marketing technique." You know, sales, you know, sales. Hello.

And then it cuts to Kim. I don't think I understand sales. I guess I don't get it.

What I like is that they probably took that from an entirely different part of the season. Like Kim, do you understand sales?

Which ones? Like with money or with boats? Either. No. They both confused me. Well, I mean, Demi watched it. She watched it.

Demiy's like, I was traumatized. Wait, you didn't think it was hot? What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? And she's like, no. And Nie's like, I want to see it. I want to see it. Is it still free? Like, could you still you logging through your account? I'm not paying.

Audrey gets mad. Audrey mad. She's like, it's not [ __ ] funny. This is ridiculous. Okay, Only Fans is serious. Okay, this is serious. You know, marketing and sales. It's important. So, she walks away angry about the Only Fans situation. And she's like, "You haven't even seen the video. And you're not even seeing Jason anymore. And I thought you were obsessed with Shane. So, what the hell, man?" Angelica's like, "Well, I wish you would have warned me." Jason's like, "But like why would I tell you that we were on a friends basis?" Mark's like, "It's not like you fell for a guy and then found out he had an only fans and then you're doing cheating." Like you already knew like I don't know.

She's like, "But that is exactly what happened. Actually, that is what happened." And he goes, "Wait, you're saying you fell in love with me?" Oh god. Fell for a guy and falling in love is not the same thing. Although from what we find out later, yes, maybe she did. So Marcus uh is like, you know, like uh Angelica's the type of girl you buy her drink and she's going to start planning the wedding. Like you ask her out on a date and she's like thinking about kids, you know, and uh you like me. I love you. I love you.

Look, she is a little she gets really weird in this episode with Shane, but I don't know. I don't I think dating some guy and then finding out how he has an only fans and then it being upped to like he's doing [ __ ] with his cousins. I mean I think she should have just been like it's weird and I gossiped about it. Sorry if it offended you. She should have been but like Angelica does not have that um emotional maturity. And every week we start to realize that she's more and more of a mess. When she came on I thought she was going to be like the chill one, the smart one of the group who's going to be like these people are all crazy. But as the season has gone on, Angelica is actually the craziest of this group, which is a great journey for us. But she does not have those tools to to deal with it. She's I don't know what tools she does have, but they're the wrong ones in every situation.

Yeah. So Venus is like, "Well, the incestuous comment that is character assassination." No, it's they were literally they're literally doing sexual stuff together on Only Fans. It's not character assassination. Yeah. [clears throat] She's like, "I'm not going to be part of this conversation anymore." So she runs off and Chris is like, "Demi, on a real level, why would you just have asked us first?" Demiy's like, "I had no idea this was a thing." And so now they're all like upset. Angelica goes inside and Shane's just like playing pinball. And uh or like a video game, I should say.

And Angelica's like, "Oh my god, like damn, they were just like holding me to the fire. Like I just don't share the same opinion as everyone else." and that's fine, but like I can't even like keep staying in an environment where I'm like constantly in the wrong for situation. Like I truly like it like doesn't even matter. And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got sorry, I don't I hate the drama. I got to just focus on Super Mario over here."

Yeah. He was just staring at the screen like trying to be like, "Maybe if I ignore this, she will just walk away, you know?"

And so he's immediately like soft. Well, softer. He's like, "I'm wondering with Angelica, like if there's more stressors with getting closer than not, cuz this is a lot." So, um, then he goes outside. She walks off all upset. So, he goes outside and finds Jason and he's like, "So, you're having some disagreements, huh?" And they're like, "Where the [ __ ] were you?" He's like, "I was playing video games." All right. So, Angelica comes up and uh Jason's like, "Okay, we talked about this enough. We owned our Only Fans [ __ ] and we said what we said and we do what we do and I'm out."

B. So they're like, "Okay." So I was just like, "Can I say something?" Okay. You've known Jason for like less than a week. You let a financial thing that he does influence you. She's like, "Um, well, like, can you let me speak?" Okay. Well, I just don't want him to tell what he thinks is the truth, but it's like not the truth. He's like inuous. And she's like, "Can I speak? I never wanted to know about this." Okay. Ignorance is bliss. And I've never [ __ ] asked what they've done because I don't care. But now that it was brought up in front of my [ __ ] face, I'm like, "What was in the video? What was in it?" Ignorance is not bliss.

Ignorance is ignorant. Why would you say ignorant on purpose with someone that you're dating? This is crazy. Stop being stupid. And stop immediately jumping towards the man, too. He just called her little tits. That's not cool,

either. All the girls are being weird here. I'm I'm not saying that they should be like, "Oh, wow.

She's being judgmental, and that's great." But it's kind of weird that they're not even copying to any of the like giggling and stuff over the videos if they all weren't judging it. And Dem Demi even says like I'm not going to lie, I was judging him too. I'm still judging him. She's like there were like four guys, a massage table, ass dicks, all the usual things. It was hilarious. Like he made that video before we even see each other. So like why would you want to watch a video of the guy like you're currently seeing doing things he did before he even met you? Like I don't find that description incestuous. And if I'm the only one like trying to get get to get to know them like right now, if anyone should care, it's me. And like I don't care. So why do you care, right?

Why what why are you the only one that gets to care about like listen, if you put some Only fan [ __ ] up there, other people are going to see it and say something about that's just how it is. It's like anything else you do. you know, if my friends make fun of my podcast, which they have, like what am I gonna do? That it's there. It's public knowledge, you know.

So, Angelica finally I say Angelica finally does sort of lean into her judgment right here.

Yeah. She's like, "My point is when he asked me why I'm judging him and why I don't like him is because that was incestuous, period." And she's like, "Well, that's a big term. You don't even know the basis of it." She's like, "Yeah, I know what incest is." Okay. And if you say spreading [ __ ] in the caption and then you post a video of it and she goes, "Oh, you saw the video." And she goes, "Timmy did." She goes, "Exactly. You didn't even see it, so shut the [ __ ] up. Incest isn't words." Like, but also like you didn't see the video either. So you like maybe Angelica shouldn't be um acting with authority as if she's seen the video if she hasn't.

But you also are acting with authority and you haven't seen the video, you know? So Angelica's like, "I want the video. Find yourself." So now the guys are like in the parking lot and they're smoking cigarettes. They're all

But also, and correct me if I'm wrong, I just have a question because Angelica didn't even bring this up, right? Wasn't she just laughing with the girls about it? Did Jason hear about it and that's why he's bringing it up in front of the group.

Um I'm trying to go trying to track it because I feel like she said I'm not going to tell a she's like I we're I'm getting along with Audrey and it's not my business. So I'm just not going to tell her on this trip about that video. So the girls I thought didn't tell her about it. Uncle

I don't remember how it got out to be honest. So now the guys are smoking and talking about all this stuff and Marcus is like, "Yeah, I'm not trying to judge her, but like she's not the one for you, my man. She's just not the one. She sucks." So now Audrey is mad and she's like pointing at Angelica and she's like, "You didn't even watch a [ __ ] video. You don't even know what the word incestuous means."

Which is, by the way, this is kind of amazing TV right here. It is. You don't know what incest is.

I do know what incestuous means. So they get up and Demi is like Demiy's like, I really love you, Angelica, but you have a lot more. You had a lot more [ __ ] to say when we were alone. And I don't like that [ __ ] Okay. If you have judgments about incest, you should say it out loud right now.

Yeah. But Demiy's such a hypocrite because she had a lot more to say, too. She was totally grossed out by that. And she even says right now, she's like, "Yeah, I mean, she needs to be really real with Jason and just admit that she judged him and we can all move on because I'm not going to lie, I'm also judging Jason and I will continue judging Jason after this." Okay, but you're being quiet, too, so why is that okay? Because she wasn't challenged on it. And Jason was like, "You were being judgy about my incest video." And and then Angelica saying like, "No, I wasn't being judgy, but she was." Whereas Demi never pretended like she wasn't being judgy about the incest. she is right now when she's saying, "Oh, go ahead and speak about it. If you know, speak in your truth and stand in your truth and be honest about it and if you feel that way, then own up to it and blah blah blah." When then she goes behind his

back and she's like, "Yeah, I'm judging it, too." Well, if we're all being so honest, then go ahead. He confronted her publicly and you basically made it sound like you didn't have anything to do with it until you were your name was brought up and then you said as little as possible to stay out of it. So,

I think that Demi Yeah, I think she just didn't want to be part of it because she thinks it's stupid and they have to work, guys. And and I think that basically if she if Jason did turn to Demi, she'd be like, "Yeah, I think it is weird and creepy." But since she's like it was she saw it as like this is something between Angelica and and uh Jason, then I'm going to stay out of it. I think Angelica should have just called for she should have been like Demi I mean you thought it was weird too, right? And then Demi could have been like, "Yeah, I thought it was really weird." But like,

well, she did bring Demi into it and say she saw it and this and that, but the fight was Demi just like said as little as I mean, my only point is if you're going to say right now that you're judging it and you think it's [ __ ] weird for you to be going after somebody and saying, "Well, you should just say it then." is a little hypocritical.

Kim was there too, by the way. Kim was also Kim Kim actually offered nothing. See, I knew someone else was there, but

yeah, Kim was there. It was the three of them in the room. didn't didn't even clock I didn't even clock it was Kim because Kim bless her heart

she comes from a long line of ladies who are silent about incest. Um so now we're back at the winery and everyone rounds up to get back in the bus and now Angelica's crying and she's crying in Shane's lap on the bus and you know he's like I can't wait to get back to my washing machine. My true love of my life. So they're all there. They're all tired and Chris is asking Audrey if she's okay. She's like, "Yeah, it's just been like a lot, you know." And then she sees Audrey sees Angelica crying. So, she goes over to Angelica in the bus. She hugs her and she's basically like, "It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not never worth losing crying over incest." She's like, "Look, a friend is defined by by trust and respect." And Angelica doesn't give me that, but I'm going to be a girl. I'm going to be a good girl, and I'm going to be a good societal member.

I'm going to be a girl to her. So, she basically takes care of. So then Shane's like, "Wow." Um, so so Angelica's talking and she's like, "Well, it's not even just this situation we were talking about. It's just like a lot going through a breakup." And I'm like looking to Shane for comfort, but he's not my ex. And Shane's like, "Oh, does she not see me right here?" Cuz yeah, this like she's far too attached to me right now. like while at the same time being attracted to Jason, while at the same time being attached to her ex.

That's a lot of attaching. Yeah, I'm dumping this girl. I'm dumping this girl. Mhm. He is. He is so done. He's like, "Yeah, Tangelica man are life jackets and she doesn't know how to swim." So, everyone is just like tired and um Venus then there's this moment where Venus like rests his head on Jason's lap and Venus is like honestly you're great Jason. He's like thanks bro you too. He's like I've dealt with so many bad people in my life and every time I meet someone who's just nice I'm like oh. So then Jason has a monologue about his grandma and he didn't realize his grandma was gay. Dude, I'm so sick of the straight friend monologuing about the gay person they know. Like, every gay person has heard this from a straight person.

I'm so over this monologue. It's like the, "Hey, hey, I'm cool with gay people. I knew a gay person once and it sucked for them." It's kind of a nice story. They were He was talking about his aunt being gay and um how he found out and stuff, but I'm just like, okay, every straight person comes up with their gay story. They're like, "Here, hey guys, I'm cool with you being gay and here's why. Here's the biography of the gay person that I knew that one time."

Yeah. And so he tells a story about his grandma and how he Someone said to him like, "Hey, you know, it's cool that your your grandma's gay." And he's like, "She's not gay. Like she has a girlfriend." Like, "No, that's her best friend that she lives with." That's her girlfriend. So he's like, "Whoa." Isn't it funny? It's probably exactly the opposite for their for the grandma. They're probably like, "I love your gay your gay grandson." She's like, "Who's not gay?"

No, we saw him in a video with your other great grandson. So then he tells a story about how the grandma died uh from cancer and um it's really sad. He starts to sob because he loved her so much. It's really sweet. And so then Jason's like, "Yeah, so I don't judge anyone on what they like, you know." And Venus is like, "Wow, if anyone wants to judge me on being gay," I'd be like, "Bitch, I haven't even [ __ ] in seven years, dog. So, if anything, judge me for being a virgin." And then they laugh and they make it back to the house.

I'm glad Jason doesn't judge people for being gay. Because that's his target audience. Those are the people paying for that. Only fans, you know.

So, they go back to the Airbnb and um Audreyy's like, "Yeah, look, I think that girl's not I mean, she's fine. She means well. She's a good person." And she's like, "Well, I do think she's a good person. It's just a lie. You know, I listen to what she said. I heard a lot of emotional maturity on your side of it, though. So, that was good. Yeah. You know, that girl's an emotionally fragile place. This is kind of the reason I don't commit, you know, cuz you're taking harmony away from my space. I'm trying to play Gaga.

So, yeah. And uh you're trying to play Galado. No, man. Galaga. So, Natalie comes in. She's naked because she's dress she's um washing her dress and I guess she ran out of other clothes. And so, um, we see Natalie and she's just like, you know, walking around. She's like, "This is my natural state." Yes. Oh my god. Like, and and Audrey's like, "Oh my god, your tits are out." She's like, "No, my tits aren't out. Yours are out just as much as mine. You're just covered by a little bit of lace."

So, Angelica is crying in her room and Kim and Natalie and Demi come in there and they're like, "It's okay." She's like, "I haven't processed my feelings." And they're like, "Oh my god, you know, if you want to process them with Natalie, she's naked." [clears throat] So Natalie comes in and um she's like uh she's joking on something and she's like um the reason I'm topless is because my dress is in a washing machine. Okay, guys. So whatever. I'm just so embarrassed for crying. Why are you embarrassed? Like crying is not embarrassing. Being stupid is embarrassing. Oh, so you should be embarrassed. Sorry. Natalie's like, "I've cried like so many times. You're like so pretty and your eyeliner is still on point, so you shouldn't be crying." She's like, "Yeah, but breakups are hard, you know? I just want to be strong and I've decided that I'm like going through a breakup now again." So now

So you're crying. You're crying because you just got like kind of told off in front of everybody or now you're crying because of your boyfriend. I guess it's just once you start crying, you mix it all in there.

I think that she knows she's I know she I think she knows she lost this argument. She doesn't have any support. So she's pulling this um like, "Oh my god, you guys, it's really hard for me. I'm just going through so much cuz I'm going through a breakup right now. Even though she's been broken up with this guy for like 6 months and they've been living together, but I think she's now going to that pool to curry sympathy.

So, so she says she misses her person. And Natalie's like, "Yeah, you missed your routine. Like, what's comfortable? Like, I miss having a dress. Am I crying? Am I crying right now?"

I think that I think that Jason and Shane might be just distractions for Angelica's pain over this breakup because I've been there. I've done it. She should go to therapy. Therapy really helps. I'm like, "Is it helping you?" I'm not sure. Angelica's [clears throat] like, "No matter what, I just want it tonight to be positive. I want to be positive right now." And Demiy's like, "It's daylight. We are POS. Look at me. Am I not the most positive person you've ever met? Just look look at the way my face just as a straight line. So positive right now."

Yeah. So later, um, Shane comes in. She's she's alone now. She's still crying in bed. So he's like, "How you feeling?" She's like, "I'm better." And he's sitting in a chair by the bed. And she's like, "Um, you don't have to sit in the chair. Um, you can come into the bed." And he's like, "No, I'm going to sit in the chair." Okay. Yeah, I'm just going to be right here. Okay. Uh, she's like, "But don't be so quiet. Say something." He's like, "Well, you know, everything that happened made me wonder like where we headed, you know, like where cuz I feel like you getting romantic with me is a really bad idea." She's like "I'm being dumped again.

I don't want to get involved in that way because you know how my lifestyle is. I'm a model. A model who's been shot having sex in sewers. It's just a rough and tumble lifestyle. You're too good for me. I can't take you down here in this this path. It's scary over here. H be careful.

I literally ate a double-sided dildo for breakfast. So, that was a trick, but I fell for it. But you're my friend, right? I mean, like, I love you being my friend and like I feel close to you and I love your honesty, but like the closer I get to you, like the more scared I feel because like I haven't felt that way since my last relationship. He's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dumping you." So, yeah I'm breaking up with you, but yeah, but like we're so close now. Like, we're we're getting married, right? I'm breaking up with you. Even though we weren't even dating, but I'm backing away from you. Get in the bag.

We can still make out. We can make out. They're crazy. H. No, we will not be making out. Are you sure? Yeah. No, not making out. No, no, no, no. She's like, "Okay, fine. How dare he have boundaries?" And he's like, "Yeah, in an ideal world, I was hoping that I'd just be a fun person she could like hang with and start over to get with her ex, you know, and like maybe she'd like she'd like me enough and then it would like end the warfare with Jason, you know?" Oh, but then it it just exploded.

And then she's saw so she's like crying on the bed. She's like, "We can't even make out." And then it closes up on his tattoo that says, "Hope." Yeah.

Yeah. There's no He's just like crossing it out. He's like, "Do you see this?" No hope. Does anybody have a Sharpie? Does anybody have a Sharpie? So she's like, "But can we kiss one more time?" And he's like, "Uh, that's not how this works, little one." Okay. So he leaves and he goes out to everybody else who's in the hot tub and uh he's like, "Okay guys, I ended things. I just told her the truth. You know, I was cordial to her. I think she'll grow. She's going to grow. You know, she checked out my biceps, so I hope I left her with something positive." And then Chris is now suddenly like, "Yeah, I mean I'm like not even like that upset." Like I mean, I don't dislike her that much. I'm like, "All you've been doing for the past five weeks on this show has been talking [ __ ] about Angelica." He's like, "Yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine." you know, and so they're all playing and having fun and then she like

comes and joins and then they're like, "Oh, okay." So it gets like awkward and Shane's like, "Huh?" Anyway, the weather's really nice right now. Awkward. Why'd you have to do that? So now she feels even worse. And uh he tells us, "Yeah, I'm familiar with her tricks. I think I'm going to have to break up with her again in the morning."

He knows what's coming. Um so she's like, "I've never been more uncomfortable in my life. Like, but maybe I shouldn't share a hot tub with two of my ex flings, right?"

So, pretty much everyone gets out of the hot tub. They're like, "Okay, way to ruin it, Angelica. Boring."

So then, um, Audrey is like, you know, now I'm curious about the video. And a way like in in the way that anyone should be curious about Santa Claus. Like, I know it's there, but I don't want to go looking for it. Like, who searches for Santa Claus? So, she gets into bed with Chris and he's like, "How you feeling about today?" And she's like, "It just was like, it felt intense, but I just want to focus on like us and work and things that are like more important, like you being more romantic." He's like, "Yeah, I agree." Like, I think a lot of girls would be concerned over the video. And the fact that Audrey isn't just shows how mature she is and like how she can really cares about what's important, which is what we have, a very important five-day old relationship between waiters and waitresses. Um, so now um, Angelica is in a room like messing with a curling iron and, uh, it's like dangling from the cord and she goes, "Oh

my god, it's like Shane's limp dick." It's like, "Oh my god." So this is her pattern. You know, she doesn't get her way and then she turns. She just starts bad mouthing the dude. So, um, now Shane is getting naked out of the shower, which that made up for it. Like, whatever you said about his limp dick, that butt's still there.

And so, Angelica's like, "Yeah, like he basically told me he can't be that person for me and I need to find somebody else." And she's like, "Uh, it's Dei." And she's like, "Well, I'm sorry you're hurt, but like I don't know. Like, you know, he doesn't believe in love. Like, look, Shane's hot. Like, I'd [ __ ] Shane, but then I'd never talk to him again. You need to think like that.

Yeah. She goes, "So, shouldn't I like not go to his room tonight?" And she's like, "Um, are you serious? You think he means it?" She's like, "No, I wouldn't go to his room. And if he wants you there, he'll come find you. Please don't do this. Please, I'm begging you, woman towoman, do not go in that room. Absolutely [ __ ] not." Like, that's even a question. I didn't think Angelica's night could get any sadder. But if she goes into the room of the guy who just literally dumped her, I am like horrified. But don't you think he was just trying to be a bigger person? She's like, "No, do not go into that man's room." Okay, do not do it. She goes, "Okay, well, [ __ ] my happiness. Who needs to be happy then?" So now it's the next morning and it's a mess. You know, it's like the typical Bravo, like look at this glass half full on a coffee table.

So, um, they're like making small talk and stuff and Shane's like, "My night was okay. I mean, I ended things last night, but then I woke up to this text this morning." Let me see. Um, why did you lock your door last night? You up?

Oh, no. No. Angelica, no. And he knew. He knew. He locked his door cuz he knew what was going to happen next. And just so sad that she was there. Like not only that, not only that, like she tried the door, but that then she text him afterwards and said, "You up."

Oh. So she Shane's like, "Yeah, she hit me with a U up and I saw that." She was like, "What is happening, bro? What is happening? Chris is like, "Bro, she's giving like stage five clicker vibes. Okay, don't go anywhere because I'll find you." You know what I'm saying?

You're making him like a Jersey Shore guy now. Chris is like, "Bro, bro, watch it, bro. Stage five clinger coming in." She's like, "Yeah, there's no winning if I text you at all." They get in their cars. They're going to go leave and uh they're making first of all making sure that the dildo is packed. It is. And um Chris is joking that he's going to surprise Audrey with it one day. And Audrey's like, "The dildo thing is a perfect example of how he's not ever he's not ready to go to a deeper level." I'm like, "Or actually is it the perfect perfect way to show?"

Actually, it's an armlength dildo. So, I don't think there is a deeper level. It'll be coming out your throat.

She's like, "I want flowers. I don't want you to use a dildo on me." Like, lady, you are you're not only barking at the wrong tree, you're barking up a a lamp pole at this point. Like, you're so far away from the trees. So, in Jason's car, he's with Chris, Audrey, and Venus. And Natalie, and so he's like, "Yeah, you know, Shane said last night that Angelica tried coming to his door. Like, she hit him up with a you up text, too." And uh Natalie's like, "Yeah, De told her to go to bed." And she was like, "No, I want to be on the couch so I'm closer to Shane." And Demi told me and I was like, "That's weird. That's weird."

Yeah. And Jason goes, "Their souls are connected." So then we go over to Shane's car and Shane's driving and Angelica's in the in the front seat and she's like, "I'm glad you passed out right out." Like that was really good. You need to rest. That was like really good cuz like I couldn't sleep. He's like, "Haha, I know. I saw you hit me up this morning about my door being locked. Ha, I know. I didn't open it." Yeah. Uhhuh.

Yeah. Cuz you couldn't. And uh so back in the other car, uh Natalie's like, "I would never stay on the couch to be closer to a guy who's in a proper bed. That's so weird." And Audrey's like, "Yeah, Amanda's like in a different room with a wall." Andy just told me it was over. It wasn't like a wallless room. What the hell?

So Angelica had had instead of sleeping in her bed, she slept on the sofa so she could be closer to Shane. Maybe so that way she could hear him if he got out of his bed if he unlocked the door or like went and got some water from the from the kitchen.

Super weird. So, or she was just sleeping on the couch and then planned on going to his room in the middle of the night, but the door was locked. Yesesh.

So, uh back with Shane there, everyone else in the car is asleep and she's sitting in the front seat and she's like starts inching her hand over and he sees it like she wants to hold his hand and he just puts his hand in his lap so he doesn't have to. He's like looking down at her like, "Oh god, do not touch my hand. Do not touch my hand." Yeah. And he's like, "There's a toxic part of me that's sort of like lowkey like, I should have kept that door locked, but I know there's too much bullshit." And so then uh

she like basically puts her hand all the way over to his side and he does he won't hold her hand. So she just leaves her hand dangling there over his side of the seat. Oh, it's And then she just like it it looks like she thinks they're holding hands. Like she's just sitting there like they're in the car holding hands, but they're not.

Oh, it's so awkward. I feel so bad for Shane. You know what? Cuz Shane's like, I can't move my hand. The moment I move my hand, she's going to grab it. Oh no.

This crazy crazy time. Yeah. 10 10 alarm crazy fire over here. Truly, that's the end of that one. So, we'll see.

Yeah. Thanks everyone for being here. Fun times on Vanderpump Rules. Be sure to get your tickets to the crappies, whether you're coming in person or virtually, and vote on our on our ballot. And we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

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Who speaks in "Vanderpump Rules S12E9: Incest Karma’s Gonna Get You"?

Ben Mandelker (Host), Ronnie Karum (Host), Angelica (Guest), Jason (Guest), Demi (Guest), Natalie (Guest), Shane (Guest), Marcus (Guest).

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