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The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial", an episode of Watch What Crappens published February 13, 2026 (55 min, about 11,099 words). It mentions 12 people, works and ideas, including Ben Mandeler, Ronnie Harum, Nia Jax, Fonda Theater, Woodland Hills.

What this episode is about

This episode discusses the upcoming annual "Crappies" awards event, featuring details about the venue, ticket availability, and live streaming options for those unable to attend in person. Additionally, the hosts encourage listeners to participate in the voting process for the awards, emphasizing the unique nature of each year's event.

Key takeaways

  • Bravo's drama is like a snowflake: unique every season, yet predictably outrageous.
  • Conflict aversion in relationships? Sometimes, it means you're just avoiding the real issues piling up.
  • Tanina's icy demeanor proves that sometimes the most molten emotions are hidden beneath a frozen exterior.
  • Jewelry priced like a small car: it's a reminder that friendship discounts are a real gamble.
  • Sky's invisible tissue toss? A metaphor for throwing shade without ever getting your hands dirty.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Ben Mandeler, Ronnie Harum, Patreon, Fonda Theater
  2. – 10:00: Nia Jax, Shamshiri
  3. – 15:00: Nia Jax, Palm Springs
  4. – 20:00: Palm Springs
  5. – 25:00: Woodland Hills, Tadig
  6. – 30:00: Woodland Hills, Palm Springs, The Traders, Life House
  7. – 45:00: Palm Springs
  8. – 50:00: Palm Springs
  9. – 55:00: Palm Springs

Notable quotes from "The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial"

  • A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandeler and joining me today is the inimitable, wonderful Mr. Ronnie Harum.
    about Ronnie Harum · at
  • Yeah. The valley Persian style season 1 episode 6 desert storm.
    about Ben Mandeler · at
  • [ __ ] Sev is what you need to do cuz you're obnoxious, stuck up, and bougie for no [ __ ] reason. You were a waitress at Shamshiri. Remember that you were a waitress. I'm people are allowed to ascend in life, Reza.
    about Shamshiri · at
  • Man, I'm telling you, what is Palm Springs when you live in Palm Springs and you're there just all the time? That really just dries you out. this poor girl.
    about Palm Springs · at
  • House. It looks like he's made some sort of like spaghetti version of Tadig. And he tries to like he flips it out and it's kind of half successful. And then we go to Woodland…
    about Tadig · at
  • I'm really not sure who you actually are. She's It's good. my kids's in kindergarten. I was I went viral for an outfit because I was on the Traders. The Traers.
    about The Traders · at
  • Big part of your life, and I'm never trying to take that away from you, but Reza was telling me, Reza asked me if I think that you're still in love with her, which is so Resa, and she's Well, and I don't want to think about it, but.
    about Nia Jax · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Ben Mandeler — Person · Host · 3 mentions · first at
    Introduces the show, co-hosts the episode recap, and drives commentary on the cast and plot beats.
  • Ronnie Harum — Person · Co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    Co-hosts the episode recap with Ben; provides reactions, jokes, and analysis of cast dynamics.
  • Nia Jax — Person · Discussed cast member / instigator-mediator figure · 3 mentions · first at
    Portrayed as escalating conflicts (yelling at Sky) while also attempting mediation (meeting Sky, orchestrating Tanine/Sky lunch).

Companies & orgs

  • Shamshiri — Company · Referenced business · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a derogatory context during a personal argument.

Concepts & topics

  • Arowan — Concept · Referenced concept · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing during a discussion about preferences and lifestyle.
    And everyone's mad at her because she's so prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to Arowan. And Amir's I love living in Woodland Hills.
  • Tadig — Concept · Referenced concept · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of cooking and Persian cuisine.

Places & events

  • Fonda Theater — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Venue mentioned for an upcoming event related to the podcast.
    Three weeks from today. And it's going to be in Hollywood at the Fonda Theater, which is going to be great. Not a lot of tickets left, but there are tickets left. So go check…
  • Woodland Hills — Place · Setting · 8 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a residential area with discussions about its characteristics and lifestyle.
    So prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to Arowan. And Amir's I love living in Woodland Hills.
  • Palm Springs — Place · Setting · 6 mentions · first at
    Location where part of the podcast's narrative takes place.

Media & podcasts

  • The Traders — Media · Referenced media · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as part of the podcast's bonus content.
  • Life House — Media · Referenced media · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing during a conversation about music.
    Willie Nelson. Yeah, the audience goes crazy. Oh, sorry MJ. Come on in. I'm a DJ now. You ever heard of this band called Life House? Wow, they're so good.

Sponsors

  • Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Platform where listeners can support the podcast and access bonus content.
    February 16th Monday. and votes for that will determine the winners. So go get voting and go join us on Patreon too for of course crapets on demand which is video bonus…

Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Crappins. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crains, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandeler and joining me today is the inimitable, wonderful Mr. Ronnie Harum.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Ineimitable. What's that even mean? You're one of a kind. One of a kind.

Yeah. Well, it's true. It's true. Um, and you know what else is one of a kind? The crappies. Even though we do it every year. But every year is one of a kind. It's you never know. It's like a snowflake. It's different every time. Uh this one is happening on the 27th of February, three weeks from today. And uh it's going to be in Hollywood at the Fonda Theater, which is going to be great. Not a lot of tickets left, but there are tickets left. So go check that out. Go to watchcraft.com to get your ticket links. We're also live streaming. And so if you can't make it to the Fonda or if you can't if you're busy on sat that Saturday night or Friday night, have I been saying Saturday? It's Friday night.

Um, you can check it out on the live stream and that's going to be up for two weeks after the show, a replay. And so, wherever you are in the world, come join us. It'll be a great great time. And links to that are also on our website. And the other thing that's on our website is a link to our voting. So, you can vote on the general ballot right now. The idea is that we're going to take the top five or so from each category and we will craft the official ballot which will go live I believe on February 16th Monday. Uh and votes for that will determine the winners. So go get voting and go join us on Patreon too for of course crapets on demand which is video bonus episodes which we just talked about the traders. We have a brand new newsletter which is super fun and super funne and uh lastly we have an adfree version of this here podcast. So that's all at patreon.

It's great times and that's it. And now the valley Persian style. Yeah. The valley Persian style season 1 episode 6 desert storm.

Yeah. So Sky has been in a fight. Quick title. So we Yeah. So go ahead. Sky and Gigi have been fighting. Uh we're in the middle of this like dinner that they've had they're having and Sky has basically said, "You are like the tissue that I wipe my nose with." And then she like gestures and drops an invisible tissue on Gigi. And Gigi's like, "Ow, you dropped your invisible tissue on my foot." And everyone's mad at her because she's so prissy and she's so stuck up and she wants to go to Arowan. And Amir's like, I love living in Woodland Hills.

What's wrong with the valley? And Bob Shod's like, I just have to say something. It sounds like an excuse, but honestly, I've never ever seen this ever. I was like, I thought you were going to stand up for your wife. I know.

Still nothing. Your wife just walked off. You're still going to say nothing. And he's like, I don't get it. I hate conflict. I don't get what's going on with these people.

It's like, I've never seen this side of her. I'm like, you literally see no side of her because you sleep in a different room. Uh she's like, my mind is like, why is she getting out of hand? That's I've got to admit, I just don't like conflict. All my wife for for better or worse. Um

and he says, I'm telling you right now, she's not herself. Yes, she is being herself. We see her like this with you all the time. What are you acting like she's not herself? Come on, bombshot. She is being herself. I personally love it. So,

I know. Me, too. I'm like I I mean I love it. So, um maybe I should marry Sky because

Yeah. Yeah. I I love it. So, Mir's like uh you know, I'm like bombshot. I'm not trying to have words and duke it out at the table, but the fact that she's that he's even still sitting there and not with his wife is pretty insane. Like, hell,

it's wild. And why is nobody saying like, "Gi, maybe don't physically assault people again. What are you doing?" I'm working on myself. So, um, so then people are starting to disperse and everything. And Tanina is like, I was in shock. I was in shock that she brought the discount. Like, I'm doing a favor for her, anything. She says, you know, how much support I've given her this that this jewelry line. I promoted it everywhere. I've talked to vendors about it. The list can go on and on. I go to the beach, I tell a seagull. I go to I go to a restaurant, I tell the waiters, I tell people at different tables, I just tell every single person. And this is disrespectful.

Yeah. She's like, "This this was a slap in the face." Acting like she's doing me a favor by giving me a discount on her jewelry. And by the way, this jewelry is not cheap. I mean, have you seen how much this jewelry is? It's a necklace is like $10,000.

So, yeah, I'm not surprised. You better give me a discount cuz you're [ __ ] crazy. It's like, look at this. A a little cross. One of a kind. $18,000. No, ma'am.

No, ma'am. No, no, no. She's like, "Yeah, this is when I stop drinking because I'm getting really mad." And Tan, like her face never moves and she never shows any emotion at all. She really is just like a block of ice. So, I love when she's like, "And I'm furious. And this is when I stop drinking."

Her version of screaming is uh moving her chin towards her shoulder. And so, uh, Sky is packing and Reza comes in. He's like, "Hey, [ __ ] girl, you should come back out and talk to your friend. And she's like, "Please get out of my face." What? What? No, you need to get out of my face, please. Even though you're not in my face. Like, somehow I'm not in your face, but you're somehow in my face. So, get out of my face. Oh my god. No. I'm not even in your face.

And she's like, "Please, just okay, please." And he's like, "Girl, you need to get a grip because you are the rudest person I've ever met. Reza, have you not screamed at a woman enough tonight?" Like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You started this whole fight and now she's removed herself from the situation and you're going to attack her again and now scream through the house again. [ __ ] off, dude. Jeez.

Yeah, you need to check [ __ ] check your [ __ ] Sev is what you need to do cuz you're obnoxious, stuck up, and bougie for no [ __ ] reason. You were a waitress at Shamshiri. Remember that you were a waitress. I'm like, uh, people are allowed to ascend in life, Reza. People are allowed to have a start with humble beginnings. No, you were a waitress. Gross.

He's so gross. I mean, listen, Skye is an [ __ ] I'm not going to say that Sky is not an [ __ ] but this guy like following her inside to scream at her again and then be like, "You're like waitress shame her. [ __ ] off, terrible kitchen. Go fix your [ __ ] kitchen before you judge anybody, you [ __ ] weird, you shampoo loser." He's somehow gonna accuse her of being boug like stuck up while also simultaneously shaming her for being a waitress at one point in her life. Like I know what he's saying like you forgot your roots, but you by you just saying like don't forget you were a waitress is implying that you are actually the stuckup person here as well.

So get out of here you failed shampoo [ __ ] Yeah, this is an uncomfortable situation. We all love each other. We're obviously on a trip together. And isn't it crazy that Dennis came to the house earlier? Oh, I'm so mad and violent right now. Gigi, it's an uncomfortable situation because you just [ __ ] got in someone's face and tried to physically assault him again, Gigi. And Re is like, "Okay, everybody. I told her to come check on her best friend and she told me to get the [ __ ] out of her face." She didn't say [ __ ] She just said out of her face. and he's like, "Yeah, you should go check on her bombshot because she's leaving. So, good luck with that."

So, now Skye's just sitting out on that swing thing in the driveway, which is weird. Anyway, like, "Hey, you want to go swing in the driveway?"

I know for our Uber. So, she's sitting there and um uh Bombshot finally gets up and goes out there and uh Gigi's like, "Wait a minute. She told you shut the [ __ ] up?" And he's like, "Yeah, she's like, "Get the [ __ ] out of my face." Wow. Oh my god, Resza, are you okay? So now Bombshadow comes up and he's like, "What are you doing?" She goes, "Oh, you know, I'm going home. Those pe people are pieces of [ __ ] and they're out of my life." He's like, "So you're going back now?"

Yeah, I called an Uber. It's like, so basically I called an airer. It's like an Uber, but it's nicer. It's a big stock of organic salary that's going to take me home. You're going to do nothing about

dollars per mile. I'm not snobby. I did not come from a crazy wealthy family. I just had to work hard and I did. And so she's like, "You can come in the morning." So he's like, "No, I'll come with you. I'll they told me that the right thing that I'm supposed to do is be by your side. So I think this is the right thing, so I will do it." Like, "Well, I don't think I'm better than anybody, but I have a boundary and I have respect for myself, especially if somebody attack me. I don't put up with this."

And um so Bombshod goes in and he sees MJ and tells her they're going back. and she he's like, "I'm not letting my wife go home alone. I would never do that." And she's MJ who's there because her husband refuses to be with her on the vacation. It's like, "Yeah, I mean, I get it."

Obviously, so Oh, go ahead. Yeah. I was going to say now Re is going to do that thing because now that Sky is the villain, he's going to do the thing where he's going to be make nice with everyone so that they can all be on his side. So, he does the thing where he puts his hands out like he's massaging the table and he's like, "I want to apologize. I want to give here everyone a sincere apology to Greg and Tanin. I'm very sorry if I created any problems, but the way that she talks and the way she makes me feel about where I live and what I do and where I go to restaurants, I was up to here cuz I still haven't seen baby shams and she's going to yell at me that way. Up to here so mad. God, I love all these people acting like no one in LA talks [ __ ] about the valley.

That's what you do in LA. Okay. I live in the valley. People tell me they hate the valley all the time. Where do you live? The valley. Ew. Why would you live there? You just take it. Okay. You take it and you enjoy the larger parking spaces and you look down on the people who have the nerve to talk about it.

The way that she would talk about the Panera Bread that I go to on Ventura Ventura and Laurel Canyon. That is like my heart. And she is killing my heart. So, um, Bombshod comes out and, uh, he's packed. And, um, back at the table, Tanine is like, "Well, uh, usually I would back my friend, but I can't when she says dumb [ __ ] like that. I'm so furious right now. Can you see it? The steam is coming off of me." And Breza Jackson, R.J. is like, "Guys, uh, listen, at the end of the day, you get [ __ ] boy for buck boy, okay? And, uh, she's our friend. We need to figure out a solution."

[snorts] And J's like, "It's just that we're holding people accountable, you know." And so Gigi goes, "Hi, Miss Dennis." And everyone laughs. It's like, if this were a sitcom, it would freeze and we see the credits roll. So, um, Reza Jax is like, "Boy, did [ __ ] get real. I've never had a first date like this with a bunch of Persians fighting at the dinner table." And then they show flashback to like three episodes ago where the same thing happened with a different date or people arguing at the table. Um, so now it's time for R.J. to hook up with the thirsty waitress. So he does.

He hooks up with this Courtney girl. Man, I'm telling you, what is Palm Springs when when you live in Palm Springs and you're there just all the time? That really just dries you out. I mean, this poor girl.

She I just wish I was there so I could just pour lotion pour lotion on her and her hair and just

pour some lotion on me. I know. So, um we hear them [ __ ] behind the closed door and then um uh Adam and Gigi have to go spy

and Greg and Tony now are completely bonded because they now have a common enemy. This has fixed their marriage. Greg stood up for the valley and kind of his wife. Mostly the valley though. And um so now Tonine's like, "Wow, I felt so supported by Greg. He like had my back." Like, "God, I just feel like the valley right now. He loves me so much." So Adam's like, "Oh my god, Gigi, let's listen to the door. I think they're having sex." Whoa. She's like, "I can't even hear cuz I've got my bad hearing." Cuz you're a cuz you're a deaf ass [ __ ] Oh my god. I can't believe I said that. Oh my god. Let's go outside. Let's look try to look through the window.

This is crazy. Gigi. Ow. Sorry, Adam. I didn't mean to step on your foot. My foot is broken.

I can't believe I said something like that on my birthday. Like, you're lucky that I didn't hear you call me a deaf ass [ __ ]

They're watching and I thought this was going to be a whole thing of like everyone piling in, but actually they're all too exhausted, it seems like, to to even watch. So, it's just Adam and Gigi and they're laughing. So now it's the next morning and Courtney is still there and she's like having coffee with everyone. So turns out it's not that she's dried out, she just might be thirsty because she is still hanging around to be on this TV show. Yeah. Um so now Greg and Tony are talking and he's like, "How do you feel about that whole situation with last night?" She's like, "Well, I had a nightmare about it actually. I mean, I don't know. Did it happen? Was it real? Am I alive? Am I in a coma? Could you take my pulse?"

Well, their room is empty. They left. And now we go to Sky and Bombshod's house. And Sky is making breakfast. It's very serious over there. And then Sky gets a text from Resa Jax that's like, "Hey, I hope you guys are okay. Last night was rough and I'm here if you need someone. Can you also do me a favor? Could you give me a call and say there's an emergency back in LA so I can get away from this crazy girl who won't leave the house. Thank you so much." Yeah. So, Bombshot and Sky are talking at their house and she's just has her disappointment face on. Or her face.

This just her face. And um Bombshod's like, "Well, you know, you're not doing good. I don't blame you." She's like, "Well, I felt like I was in the cage with a bunch of hyena. I had no choice but to walk away and you still stayed." That was very interesting. It's like, "Yeah, okay. I was hoping for more of a response than that, but so

I'm still chewing on it. I'm still chewing on it like it is a steak from a Whole Foods." Very chewy. Very chewy. Uh, so what was the conversation when I left? He's like, uh, Tanya was like talking about your jewelry and the discount. Oh, her husband brought it up and he says that I don't support her skinincare, which is only one oil. And apparently she went and talked to Reza about what happened here in my house. And she goes and she has and she hang out with these people and she talks [ __ ] about me and there's no way for me to go back and erase this.

Not at all that she would mention that I put oil on our dog. This is the worst.

I love how she turns this guy. I know, but I love how Sky turns this over the course of the episode. How dare she to not know how I feel about my dog. My dog is my children. Yes. Yes. Turn it. Turn it. So, she says she's been best friends with Tanine ever since they met, but you have to be loyal or you're out of her life. And that's it. So, Skye's like, I mean, Resza Jax, he reached out. This was good. I don't know the kind of phone pro probably cricket, but I'll take it. It was nice. He tried. And uh she's like, "And it's interesting." And do you know who texted me? Also Gessa. And so we see um these texts from GG's. Oh my god. Just multiple texts, like pages of texts from like um I want to apologize to you for the way that I yelled at you, but this doesn't take away from my feelings and how I felt in that moment. And I have dildos and people stick their people stick my face up their [ __ ] and I

need you to realize that is a huge responsibility and for you to treat me just goes on and on. [ __ ] GG. Taking zero accountability for anything.

I don't know where you and Bombshot went, but I genuinely hope you guys are good and safe. And the fact that you didn't tell us makes me so mad. I just want to grab my knives and act out because I'm dangerous. So then uh we go back to Sky and Palm Shadow and Scott's like, "She apologized that she didn't keep her cool, you know." And we cut back to Palm Springs and Adam's like, "So Courtney, did you get along with RNG? What are your thoughts? Did you guys have se I was listening at the door with that deaf ass [ __ ] Oh my god, did I say it again?

This is crazy. Don't say it in front of Dab. Steph bitch." And Courtney's like, "Yeah, I mean, we we connected like really well. I love the eyes that he has. Like, he has sex eyes and he has a beard, too." Like, "Wow, you're basically going to get married." What do they keep talking about? Like, I I think he's a very handsome guy. Uh R.J., by the way, just want to say that. I think he's very cute. But he has crazy eyes. He has crazy [ __ ] eyes. I don't know why they're like, "Oh my god, his eyes his eyes are crazy. His eyes are saying run." Yeah. And he like he's so used to like all of his patented body language moves that he just does them all the time now. Like he's constantly leaning over at a table. He's gonna hit the candle at some point and his beard's going to catch on fire because like that's his thing. He's like, "What do you want to order?" It's like, "Okay, could you like just stay in your seat,

please? Thank you." So Well, he really does have good eyes. Oh my god, I noticed on my birthday.

Gigi's like, "Speaking of the devil, here he is right now. Oh my god, we're talking about you and how Courtney needs to move to LA to be with you. He's like, uh, Courtney's a sweet girl and we had a really fun time and like it kind of, you know, she's a strong, powerful girl and I don't think she'll take it personally that never going to see her again.

Yeah. It's like, let's slow down here, guys. Okay. And um the producer asked Gigi what she thinks Reza Jay wants in his life as he gets older. She's like, "Um, R.J. uh a pussy."

What else? Oh my god. Here comes Tan Tan. She's woken up and I got to make an initial observation. I don't see any sky a scar or jewelry on you right now. And she's like, "Um, no. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry for screaming so much." Um, so she's like,

"This is all Kate Spade, which I also got at a discount." So sue me. I'm just very disappointed. The shock factor was bigger than the disappointment. You know, I think with Sky and I, we just we just kind of instantly clicked and it was a very quick friendship. And beauty of our friendship is that we're so different. And she basically says that they had last time they had a huge argument. Uh they didn't talk and that sky like wouldn't meet halfway. and that it was it was Tanine who had to go and really like make the effort to have to to create the truce and she just doesn't really feel like doing it again.

I think Sky kind of blew this argument with Tanine because I think Sky had the moral high ground in this one. She could have just said, "Oh wow, now you're talking [ __ ] about me to Reza." Cuz Reesa started this whole thing by being like, "You want to talk about your oil? Where did you put her oil?" You know, he's totally starting a fight on purpose and they both fell for it. And I think Ty I think Sky should have just said, "You know what? I don't appreciate that. You You talking behind my back is like stabbing me in the back." And that's not cool. I thought we were friends. And then she would have looked like the victim instead of being like, "Oh, really? You get the discount on my things." Which

could have won this one cuz then Tonan would have had to call you and she would have had to apologize. But now she doesn't cuz you acted like the bigger [ __ ] That's exactly right.

Come on, Skye. I want to root for you. So, Bombshot is talking about how he froze and she's like, "You do freeze a lot of time in our life, and that really affected me years and years. Every time I need you most frozen." He's like, "I know. You know, for my wife, I will do whatever I can to help her, which is uh nothing. I will do nothing to help her, but you know, it's fun. Maybe I'll hire a bartender." Just kidding. Won't do that. But she holds grudges. And of course, it's hard to be with someone who holds grudges. and you keep telling yourself that maybe they'll change one day, but then they come to realization that they hold grudges. I'm like, "Yeah, maybe she holds grudges, but like you're giving her the grudge, right? Like, you're totally not present for her. Of course, like if you're not present for her time after time again, and she's like, "You weren't there for me this time and this time and this time. I'm

getting sick of it." That's not really grudgeing. That's kind of like I'm noticing a pattern of behavior. Bombshod.

Yeah. And I will also add that Sky does not seem to be easy at all because when she said, "Yes, you are always freezing." I thought, "You know who else is constantly freezing? Terrified animals."

Yes. To survive. Exactly. Fight, flight, or freeze. Um, yeah. And I think there might be a little bit of that, too.

I love Sky in the show. I think she's great. I think in real life she'd be a monster.

Yes. I can just imagine going to a restaurant with her and she makes us change the seats. She makes us change the table. She sends food back. She complains. Like I like like I never want to be around her. But on the show

and I think part of Bombshod's whole thing, you know, to us like watching it, I'm like, how could you not stand up for your wife and follow her out and stuff like that? And I think he's just so used to her being like this that he's like, well, I mean, if she's going to be like this, she's going to get called out. Like, what am I going to do? like I'm not going to tell her you can't talk this way, but I can't control other people getting offended when she's talking to them that way. So, I guess I could kind of see that side of it if I really try. But at the same time, you're married to the difficult person. So, if you're going to make the choice to be married to a difficult person, then you still got to be a good husband and be like, "Listen, you know, you have you you guys watch how you talk to my wife and then in private be like, you know, babe,

you kind of bring some of this stuff up on your on yourself." Yeah. But he doesn't, you know, he's never really honest with her. Like, he doesn't tell her any of this stuff. I mean, if you were with somebody like that, wouldn't you be like, "Babe, don't you think it's weird that everyone we have everyone in the group thinks it's you?" And every time we have a friendship, you end up it ends up ruined and you're the one involved in that. Like, come on. Like,

yeah, let's talk about this. Yeah. Connect the dots. So, now we're going to see some wacky things that are happening around the valley uh at Tenion and Greg's house. Um her mom, who is so sweet, comes over with the food. I love this lady. I love that she brings them food every day. And she comes in and she looks like so happy. She's like, "I made you this." And then we go to Resza Jax's house. It looks like he's made some sort of like spaghetti version of Tadig. And he tries to like he flips it out and it's kind of half half successful. And then we go to Woodland Hills and um we see that Gigi is looking at a house that she will definitely not be able to afford. And her uh her realtor Camille does that obnoxious thing where they walk in and she goes, "Welcome home."

It's like you know Gigi can't afford this. Yeah. Sorry. I'm just practicing for someone who actually has money. Okay. Can I try that again? Gigi from the top. Welcome home. Was that convincing Gigi?

This is a five- bedroomedroom, fiveb, 4,726 square foot home for one woman and her child.

Come on. She does. Who has no job and no prospects. Give me a break. Stop it. Stop it. Stop She's like, "Uh, now the real painful question comes. How much?" She's like, "Well, for purchase it's 2.5 million and then for lease it's around 14,000." She's like, "Oh my god, 14,000. That's definitely above where I need to be." Okay. Well, how much do you have? A couple of dusty dildos still in their box. They're still in their box. Uh, that's pretty much it. You can talk to Dennis. I'm so mad at him. Um, I was actually surprised this house was only 2.5 million. I know only is

I thought that was a good deal actually for that big of a house with a pool. It must be haunted or very far away or both. It's like

Woodland Hills. Yeah, Woodland Hills is pretty big, right? It's big. It's a little far from like the main part of LA. It's like you're in Woodland Hills. You're sort of just like in Woodland Hills at that point. You're like really truly in the suburbs at that point. Isn't that out by Calabasas, too?

I'm going to look. It's by Calbas, but Calabasas is off of Bum [ __ ] It's off out there.

Woodland Hills has good shopping. I went there one time. I think I went to Woodland Hill. Is that by Agora Hill? I have to look at it. Woodland Hills, but they have they have um it's on the way to Agora for sure. They've got that nice like the Warner Center. They've got I went to a volcano there once.

Went to I went to the volcano of Woodland Hills. Yeah, it's by Calabasas. Yeah, I knew I went out there once. I went out there to look at used pianos and they have just miles of gigantic stores, like furniture stores. I kind of wanted to stay out there, but I was too lazy.

But here's the thing about Woodland Hills. Here's the thing about Woodland Hills that people who don't live in this area don't realize

is that a lot of people are drawn to the siren song of Woodland Hills. There's a mall. There's piano stores. Actually, the one thing that there really is not a lot of is woodlands, but everyone's like, "Oh my god, like it's the big houses and stuff." But then the people who wind up in Woodland Hills, this is what it's like talking to them. Hey, so uh do you want to go out? Uh I've got to go all the way back to Woodland Hills, so I've got to I'm going to go home now, actually.

No, this is what it's like. This is what it's like talking to them. Hey, how you doing? You want to go to dinner tonight? I'm sorry I can't hear you. Um hold on. I'm just walking around trying to get some some sir. Can can can you hear me?

Do they not have cell towers in Woodland Hills? I was thinking we could see this movie is playing at 8:15. Oh yeah, it's just it's a little late cuz I got to get back to Woodland Hills. Sorry. It's People who live in Woodland Hills are constantly in the process of having to get back to Woodland Hills and it takes

forever to get there. That's true. That's true. But to be fair, we are people who live in Los Angeles and we're literally like that everywhere.

I mean, we went to dinner in West Hollywood last week and it was like, oh, that's like that's so far. I was like, I have to come over the hill and you're like, I have to come from Hollywood.

It took me We were acting like it was a 10hour ordeal. It was 20 minutes. It was It took me 45 minutes to drive down Melrose Avenue. I was going nuts.

Well, that's true. It was also the time because it was at like 5. But I just feel like Woodland Hills, like once you go to Woodland Hills that you're you're not seeing your friend anymore. So once Gigi commits to Woodland Hills, she's out there, you know.

Well, it keeps the rest of keeps the rest of us safe. So good for her. Go. Go. I say. So she's like, "Wow, well, this is perfect for me because we're by schools and we're near friends. I mean, MJ lives a few streets away and Dennis is literally not even a mile away from here. And you know, I'd love to see Dennis. I just love that guy. It's like she doesn't remember her own plot lines. So, she says, "In order to get this house, I really really want I really need Dennis's help." So, I mean, Palm Springs was a mess, but aside from that, I'm in business with him, and we need to move forward intimately. Gigi was so successful, was it? Then why do you have entire warehouses full of boxed dildos?

Why? I don't think people want to get that intimate with you, Gigi. Carl, nobody thinks of Gigi. and is like, "Well, can't wait to [ __ ] myself." Thinking of Gigi.

GG. Um, so now we go to the agency and MJ goes into a meeting with Mauricio, the man who is getting around Bravo shows more than he is the ladies in Aspen. And

he's like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. I'm uh mixing right now. Hold on, hold on." Wiggy, oh yeah, Stevie Nicks with the little Willie Nelson. Yeah, the audience goes crazy. Oh, sorry MJ. Come on in. I'm a DJ now. You ever heard of this band called Life House? Wow, they're so good. So, um they he's like, "So, how's life? How's motherhood? You I'm pretty sure you're famous cuz cameras came in, but I'm really not sure who you actually are." She's like, "It's good. Um uh you know, my kids's in kindergarten. I was I went viral for an outfit because I was on the Traders." The Traers.

The Traers. Yeah. One question for you. Are you wearing the thong business suit?

Yes. Okay, good. Good. I like to see it. I like to see it. Well, being a mother is the hardest thing on the planet, right? You know, yada yada yada mom [ __ ] Empathy. Okay, but by the same token, you have to miss a pickup once in a while. What I'm trying to say is it's nice that you have a kid, but have you ever thought about not caring about your kid so you can sell a house? And she's like, "Yeah, you know, I knew when Shams was born, I would be a stay-at-home mom until he started kindergarten, but you know, now it's time to level up my business." So, I mean, I love working for Mauricio. It's Hold on. I can't really hear you right now. Could you just We're trying to film right now. He's like, "Ah, sorry. Sorry.

Bird just came out with a new one. All the kids are going crazy." Yeah. It's like really It's like so good. So, okay. Have you thought about Here's here's my advice to people who are trying to make it big in real estate. Hooker shells. You ever thought about wearing them?

Listen, you need to get some clients. I I suggest going to a hat store. Just go to a hat store and wait for people to pass by. How much money do you want to make next year?

Uh, how about a cool million? How about $999,000 min and and uh $90? What I'm trying to say is just subtract $10 for the cool set of bracelets you'll be getting from H&M. [clears throat] Okay, what do you need to do to get to a million dollar? And she's like, um, knock on some doors. He's like, knocking? That's not going to get you to a million. Okay. She's like, okay, could you just maybe tell me tell me what to do? He's like, "Okay, you've got a social media following, right? So maybe just grow that. You know, it's like the easiest thing in the world.

Pour a little water on it, it grows. So then you use that, you know?" So here's some crazy ideas. Learn about your neighborhood. Uh learn about have open houses. Try to understand what the house is. Uh learn about real estate and uh just walk around and tell people about that. I don't know. kind of crazy outside the box things, you know.

Let me tell you what no successful real estate person does. They don't take clients into homes and say, "You can't afford this. Don't buy this." Wait a minute. Sorry, but I've been watching the show. Hey, you know what? I have some sort of stakes in this thing, right? Cuz you're kind of famous and I'm kind of famous. So, let's do this. Be kind of famous together. So, have an open house. Invite me. I'll come. Invite some hot girls. set up some turntables. I'll co I'll show up there. Maybe I'll wear an earring and I don't know. We'll see what happens, you know, and I'll give you a proper assessment.

Do it at Twilight. Chicks love Twilight. Yeah. I just did this cool remix of Christina Perez singing that Twilight song. So good.

So, she's like, "This is so important to me. I really need Mauricio's praise. I'm gonna be like a powerhouse, like a baddie." Okay. So, um, now we go to Taiishow restaurant and Tanine and Greg are having date night, which I know I'm thrilled about. So, they get some oysters. Tanine's very busy. And he's like, "Yeah, I think our uh communication has gotten significantly better, you know, listening, getting things done that you asked me for the first time, understanding your point, yelling at people at dinner that hate you." She's like, "Yes, well, that part Yeah, that that part's been good."

Yeah. Yeah. We communicate so much better now for the moment. Um, so she's going to do a girl's night and she's gonna invite Adam to it. She's gonna make Persian food. And then Greg is like, "Should I invite Bombshot?" She's like, "Yeah, of course. I mean, you guys don't have a problem. That's fine. If you guys do a boy's night, invite Bombshot. I really don't care." But he's like, "But what about Sky?" She's like, "Well, whatever. [ __ ] her. I'm not inviting her." She's like, "I know. Sky can be stubborn, and I think at this point, I'm just going to take it day by day. Give her some time. I mean, she's my friend after all. I consider her my sister, and she really does know everyone at that. If this feud goes on much longer, they're not going to let me in there. It's a problem. I really like their salad bar.

So, at another restaurant called the Six, Resa J is meeting up with Sky for lunch. And uh he's worried about this cuz he's just that guy who wants to make everything okay. Like, let's get the friends together. No one's talking to Sky. I'll talk to Sky. Yeah, I'm going to talk to Sky and see how she feels. So, he's kind of doing the producer job of being a mediator of people that he's known for about a week. So, he goes to meet up with her and she's like, "Oh, hello. Nice restaurant. Um, I'm waiting for someone to come up and ask me for change. Is this normal or?"

It is good. I can see how the other side lives. Oh, and I don't like the other side. So, okay. We go to

Nice. Uh, so they make you food uh standing under a freeway overpass. H, very nice. V6. That's I like that this restaurant's called D6 because that is the exact rating I would give it out of 20 so far. Thousand. He's like, "Okay, you know, reason I wanted to chill and have this dinner, you know, is because I think you're uh an incredible person and uh you know, Greg, uh like Greg, so I'm getting closer to Tonnie as well." And she's like, "I mean, my husband is best friends with Greg is like being best friends with Frogger. You play this game?"

Uh, no. I'm splat. Unless I can [ __ ] it. Oh, spoiler alert. Splat. Okay. Okay. Well, I you know, I think it would be a huge shame for you to cut things off over things that are fixable. You know what? Maybe it would have been different if she had reach out, you know, and I feel like I'm right when the problem started with you and so I don't initiate. I don't need to initiate. So, unfortunately, every time any conflict happened between us, it's because of her behavior and it was because of what she did and I didn't like it. So, it's pretty obvious. I mean, she came to my house, she brought her oil and then you know when you put oil on your hands, you know, it's like it's oily, right? Cuz you have oil hands. So, I did what anyone would do. I wiped it onto my dogs because you know what? I have to rub it somewhere and my dogs are like my children. And everyone knows when you have oily hands, wipe it on children.

That's what you do. So now she's upset with me for moisturizing my child. Do you know how this feels to me? She's taking what? Should I let my child be dry like this waitress in Palm Spring? No. I moisturize my child because I love my child. You understand? Yes. And he's like, "Oh god." He's like, "Wow, she's really worked this story up." He's like, "Okay, well, can you maybe at least see how uh you know, maybe putting it on your dog could be perceived as something negative?" She goes, "No, because she knows I gave birth to these dogs."

She knows. She's like, "It was the greatest compliment I could have given her wretched oil that I wanted off my hands." Like, I I supported her oil so much. I couldn't wait to get it off my hands. I didn't even want it to absorb any further, so I put it on the furiest thing I could find that was not furniture. That's how much I love her product. She's ridiculous. All she had to say when Tana when he was like, "What about the oils? You put it on your dog." She said, "I I put it on my hand. It felt great, but I had extra oil on my hand on my fingers, so I put it on the dog." I wasn't trying to be offensive, but instead it turns into this whole thing. They're like my children. How could you come for me and my children?

And so he's like, "Okay, but there's like a fiveyear history there." And you know, my job is just to get to, you know, make you think differently about the situation than you thought before. So also, you haven't touched any of the food here. Are you even going to have one bite? And she looks and she goes, "Enjoy. Have it. You can have my portion."

This is like the opposite of my dog. Disgusting. Non-child. [gasps] So, now we go to Natasha and Amir and they put their kids to bed and now it's time to have the discussion. Oh my god, this scene was I actually was like crying in this scene. It was so like I really like this guy. I like I like them both, but I really like Amir and basically they are like circling back about having the medium and they they have to have discuss like are you still in love with your with your your wife who passed and you know he he just starts to cry but he's like cries in that way that's like was like that's how I cry when I get like a dirty cry. I'm like he was like that and it was just so it was so sweet. It was like a real emotional moment, you know, having to navigate this peculiar peculiar situation that they're in that actually a lot of people wind find themselves in.

And I was I was like I was like, why is the per why is the Valley Persian style making me cry right now? So, they're talking about how uh this brought up a lot of emotions, you know, the psychic and stuff, and she's saying, you know, I know that your wife was a big part of your life, and I'm never trying to take that away from you, but Reza was telling me, Reza asked me if I think that you're still in love with her, which is so Resa, you know, and she's like, "Well,

and I don't want to think about it, but you know, I mean, how could you not be? It's not like she did anything wrong." And he says, "Well, I'm in love with you." and I want to make sure that you don't feel that way every year, you know, do you want to come with me? Like, you can come with me uh

to visit her. And she's like, uh, okay, okay, I'll come with you. And he starts to cry because he doesn't he feels so bad that Natasha h goes through this emotional strife every year. So, he starts to cry because he's like, I don't want anything to happen to you. because obviously he has gone through the trauma of having to see someone he loves deal with hardship and so he just starts to sob and I was like oh my god it was I was like I love this guy. It was just so sweet. He says how it's anxiety and he doesn't want to like he doesn't want to put this on her but he loves her so much and he's like I can't live without you. And then they resolved that like this year she's going to come with him to the grave site and I was like I was like wiping my tears on a dog.

How dare you? So then we go to Tanning and Craig Craig Greg's house and u it's girls night guys. She's cooking for girls night and then Reza is you know we're seeing the difference in like what she has which is an amazing spread. She's putting all this effort. There's all this gorgeous food and then we go to the bachelor's house and it's just like some nuts in a bowl and some crackers on a little skinny plate.

Like, sir, do you realize you were on the second iteration of Shaza Sunset? We expect this entire surface to be filled with little bowls of dates and delicious foods.

Yeah. Greg comes and he's like, "We're at a [ __ ] wh house." And then at the girls night, everything looks amazing. They're like, "This looks great." And then Reesa comes to boys night. He's like, "Oh my god, it smells like padusi in here." He's like, "What's badi?" And they're like, "It's a combination of body parts. Booty, dick, and pussy."

It's like, "Oh, nice. Great. Thanks." [gasps] And Adam, meanwhile, goes to girls night and he's like, "Wow, so what do you guys do at girls night? There's no dogs, right? Please don't let the dogs near me."

Oh my god, I didn't bring tibuli. Oh my god, I'll never be asked back. So Gigi's like,

it smells like it smells like Tibusy in here. That's Tibulli's [ __ ] Did I do it right? Like, no, Adam, why don't you just take a seat? We'll put a napkin in your shirt. We'll feed you some food. Okay. Ow. Gigi the spoon. I didn't touch you. Sorry. I get nervous sometimes. So they're like, "Yeah, we get male strippers." Then back at boys night, um, they're talking about Bombshod coming. And so, um, Re is like, "I don't." Resa Jackson's like, "I don't want to talk about Sky. Don't make me talk about Sky." And then we see Bombshod limping towards the house. He's like, "Oh god, here we go. Another I'm just tired. I'm really just tired."

So Greg's like, "Well, he's going to defend his wife, you know, and I don't know what he's going to say." And they're like, "Yeah, this is really [ __ ] up." So he comes in and um meanwhile, back at the girl's house, they're talking about Natasha having Sky over, which we didn't see. So um she's like, "Well, I wanted to know if she'll be okay with Tanine coming to girls night." Flashback. Flashback. I am very open to hearing her side, but trusting her, no, I will never trust her. I will never trust a woman who doesn't allow another mother to oil up her children dog.

So, in the present, Tina's like, "Well, finally we're on the same page, so that's good." I'm like, "Wow, no accountability. No six years of supporting her. I'm so sorry for screaming everyone." And MJ's like, "Well, you're the one who should be done, right?" Right? What are the words? What are the words? Right. Uh, and so Natasha is like, well, she said, and we have a flashback. And Sky goes, this woman is not safe and is dangerous, and it wasn't her first time doing this to people. I'm talking about Gigi now, everyone. And she has a history. And as a matter of fact, two months ago, she attacked someone in the parking lot. And so in the

But by the way, she's right. And nobody stood up for Sky for Gigi coming after her physically at that partying, screaming and yelling and acting like a damn fool. So I think on this one, Skye's right. And uh Gigi's like, "Oh my god, to bring up the parking lot like she's [ __ ] done. That's it. She's [ __ ] done. I feel it going through my veins. I'm going to [ __ ] kill somebody." I mean, the particular situation this guy's choosing to bring up. I mean, that's so low. That's so nasty. It's so dirty. Girl,

you attacked you attacked Paulina in the damn park at the Bloomies. But also Gigi's whole thing is like, "You don't want to see me when I get mad cuz I I get violent and I'm probably gonna punch you. I'm going to cut a [ __ ] You don't want to see me. I'm dangerous. Watch out." It's like, "Oh, so I heard you got into a fight. Don't talk about my fights. I never said I was in a fight."

God. She's like, she wants to bring up [ __ ] Well, I can [ __ ] back. My shits are nice. Nice shits. I eat a lot of fiber. Violent fiber.

So, you [snorts] took a [ __ ] GG. Don't talk about my shits. It's not right. Yeah.

So, now Bombshod's over there and um they're like, "Okay, well, let's talk about Palm Springs." He's like, "Well, Sky is not here and I would she should be here to defend herself." Not me, but me, the one who promised to stand up for his wife more. But I would like to say, you know, she does not disrespect anybody because they're living in the valley. She disrespects the valley and the people who live in it. Does that make sense?

The people are good. Their choice to live in the SAS pool, that is the problem. But the people themselves are good. They don't know any better. They think dust and bad restaurants are good because they never were taught anything better. But I feel like Greg, it was totally disrespectful because when you talk to my my wife, you're talking to my family and you're talking to my family. You're talking to me. Hold on one second. I've got the rest of the statement that also uh don't talk about the dog. They're like children to me.

Oh, to Sky, I should say. Okay. Sorry. She wrote that for me. It was very very helpful for me.

Yeah. It's like if you're talking to my family, you're talking to me. So, you disrespected me. And Greg's like, "Well, then why didn't you say something then?" because you know I what the hell you should have said that so now they're mad at mom for not sticking up for his wife. He's like, "If you said, "Hey, you're disrespecting my wife." I would have shut up. But I thought we were all kind of laughing. Even you, right? Wasn't it kind of funny when I was like, "I'm from the valley. I love the valley. Don't talk about the valley." And we all know like the valley sucks, right? But I was saying it. So, it's like kind of funny, right? But I I didn't know I was disrespecting her. She's like, he's like, "Absolutely right." And that is the exact problem that I'm having right now at home is that she's telling me, "You do not defend me, you know?" Okay.

You know what? Can I just say something? But there's a big moment where everybody just stares at him cuz you're not defending her. Even now, you're not defending. You folded in two seconds. And so, everybody's just staring at him like, "Wow, we don't really know what to do here because we're here to yell at you, but we're also mad at you for not defending your wife, even though we hate her." Yeah. Well, as long as it's smelling like Patusi in here, I shouldn't have. Okay. There were some things that I I should not have said, but I feel bad because of the position that you're in, bombshot, and I would like really want to go and apologize to her, but you know what? It makes me scared to talk to her because like it's very scared for me because like do you know what it is like to have a big scary person yell at you. Okay. It is like uh Raza, you're the one who did that to her.

No producing in here. I couldn't think straight. You're the giant hairball who's running around screaming at women. She didn't scream at you. You [ __ ] resa. And honest he's like honestly I'm just being honest. You know I think you're going to just have to give this time. I cannot fix it. I cannot fix it myself. So now we go Nice job, Bombshot, by the way. So now we go back to the agency and MJ is doing a wedding shoot and so she's got a photographer there and she's getting ready, but while she's getting ready, she's got a t-shirt with Vita's face on it that says icon.

Yeah. It's actually a real estate shoe because it's going to go on like flyers or whatever that's going to like like help move stuff. And MJ's like today it's all about the agency. You know what? because she's a real estate agent. She works hard. She's dedicated. She's a good time. That's what you're going to see when you see me in my Vita t-shirt standing in front of an agency sign. You're going to say, "I'm going to buy a house with that lady." So, then we go to Dennis's office and Gigi shows up with a mirror. Um uh and because they're going to like look at inventory and Gigi's brought air along uh because he's a he's a tax lawyer and basically he has some sort of professionalism and he can like keep an eye out in case Dennis does anything kind of shady. Yeah. So they go to the dildo warehouse which is hilarious and they're looking at all this intimately Gigi crap and Amamir's like um wow never been in a sex

warehouse. I've not been around dildos and vibrators. Wow. This is I mean it's like aisles and aisles and stacks and stacks of these boxes. He's like this is a lot of vagina to fill.

Yeah. Like this is a this is a lot. Okay. I didn't think I'd be pivoting out of my really emotional scene into this one so quickly. But okay.

Okay. But we also need to talk because I need to make a box for men's anal stuff, too. We can just repurpose some of this stuff. Just put it into a men's box. You know, a male just wants G. A gay male just wants to be [ __ ] with Gigi's face. G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G G. So we go into Dennis's office and um they are he has a name tag Dennis that says Dennis DeSantis, master hustler.

And so Dennis and another sign that says I'm kind of a big deal. Oh, current. Real current. Um, so Dennis is like, "Okay, well, you know, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, obviously about, you know, dildos, but first let's get past Palm Springs, which I was a little upset about, by the way, because you didn't have my back." My very hairy back. And, you know, you just sort of put me into an ambush. Goes, "Well, who ambushed you?" Well, the whole table ambushed me. You know, you could have just said, "You know what?

You're wrong. I didn't protect you. I didn't stand up for you." It's always that you can never be wrong, right?

No, no, no, no. Your feelings about Palm Springs have no place in this conversation. We're talking about business stuff. Let's talk about getting my face into gay men's asses. That's what we're here to talk about. Yeah, but I'm just saying in order to move forward with business, we need to go off to the past. I don't know. It's weird talking to you without any tiles on the on the wall. You know, it's a strange space, but I just had to tell you that because of what happened last week. So, let's move forward. and I just want to tell you how I felt about the trip and now we're going to move forward. Okay, we're going to move forward. Are you going to move forward?

So Amir's like, "Okay, well um you guys want to do well and you want her products to perform well, right?

100%." Uh, okay. So on business, we got two options. We can do a licensing deal. You get a check every month no matter what. Or you could be an owner. You'll own 25% of the country. Uh, sorry, company. Country.

Wow. Wow, that sounds amazing. Sell a lot of dildos. Selling a lot of dildos. Watch out, America. I own a quarter of you now. So, Amir is like, uh, he's like, "Okay, well, we'll uh go through these and we'll have it reviewed and uh I just can I get out of this office? My professional reputation is plummeting as we speak. Thank you very much."

Well, listen, don't think about it. I don't want to fight, you know? I just want to make money. I want to move forward. All right. It's like, that's right. We're in business together now. Here I come. $2.5 million house.

Yep. I'm sure. So, uh, now they go and they start picking up a box of the anal toys and everything. And, um, Amir's like, "Get me out of here."

Why haven't they talked about her weed business, her woosaw or whatever? That's weird. Yeah. What happened to that? And what happened to her hair? Didn't she have like a hair a fake hair business?

Extensions. Did you use extensions? It was um, great brand name. Yeah. don't use extensions all uh I'm not sure I I think a great entrepreneur like Gigi surely is so occupied with that that she doesn't even have time to talk about it

but um now we see Natasha and Gigi picking up kids from school and Gigi's son starts pulling down Gigi's pants at the sidewalk like stop it and then we go to MJ and Tommy's house and Tommy and Shams are doing a puzzle and Tommy's like that's not how you do it come on and finally we arrive at Castelina restaurant where Resa Jack um is arriving. He has he's there with Sky and she's like, "Oh, finally you pick a good restaurant this time. Okay, we're finally seeing some improvements." He's like, "Yeah, but it's still in the valley." She goes, "No, I know. It's fine. It's You try it. You try it." Um so, um she's like, "Oh, we have matching cross necklaces. We need a Jesus in our life. Am I right? Look at me. Fun loving sky." She's like doing this squint smile thing where she's like, "Look, I'm complimenting the restaurants. I'm wearing a cross that says Jesus. Look at happy happy happy sky.

Yes, I am a nice approachable person. So, what's new with you? What's what's with you been into any more terrible restaurants in this in this godforsaken location? It's like, nah, just busy with work. Uh, which is Sorry, I forgot my air quotes cuz I don't know if I have a job to be to be fair. She's like, "Okay, well that's exciting." And you know, your boys night was good. You're going to you're going to tell me what happened? He's like, "It was good." He's not going to share what happened to Poison Night. He's like, "Nope, nope. We talked about you, but that's all [clears throat] you're going to get."

Oh, shocking. It's like, "Okay, well, have you ever heard of Bodissy?" "No, please. I don't want to know." So, he's like, "Okay, well, um, I did see some accountability on Rez's part. I mean, he did come in and he said, you know, I mean, he had points about what bothered him and he admits that he he did this wrong. Are you going to be more specific or No, he just said some things he may have done wrong. M mhm. And so she says, "Yeah, Resa starts the fire and um if it happened once, it's going to happen again." And she's right. Resa will never stop. He's going to scream in your face 20 more times this season. So

then the waiter comes by and he's like, "So are we still waiting for one more person?" And Sky's like, "What?" And then we see Tanine arriving and she's

I'm sorry. Are did somebody invite Taste to come to the valley? Because that would be nice. we will welcome them here. Um, and so she knows what's going on. She's like, "Fuck you." And then Tanisha's like, "Oh, well, this is a surprise." So, both women are really mad. And Reza's like, "Sorry." And they sit down.

Whoopsies. And they stare at each other. And it's a showdown for the ages. Yeah. So, we'll see. Will they forgive each other? I don't know. the fate of the valley rests on this summit. Well, we'll have to wait till next week to find out what goes on with that. But, uh, in the meantime, thanks everyone for being here. Gosh, y'all are great. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll be back, um, with a full slate of shows next week. Bye everyone.

Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial"?

Ben Mandeler (Host), Ronnie Harum (Host), Gigi (Guest), Sky (Guest), Reza Jax (Guest), Bombshot (Guest), Tanine (Guest).

What is "The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial" about?

This episode discusses the upcoming annual "Crappies" awards event, featuring details about the venue, ticket availability, and live streaming options for those unable to attend in person. Additionally, the hosts encourage listeners to participate in the voting process for the awards, emphasizing the unique nature of each year's event.

What is mentioned in this Watch What Crappens episode?

12 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Ben Mandeler, Ronnie Harum, Nia Jax, Fonda Theater, Woodland Hills, Palm Springs. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Valley Persian Style S1E06: Blue Sky Antisocial"?

The episode runs 55 min; the transcript is about 11,099 words in 141 timestamped sections.

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